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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:59,685 There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, 2 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,647 and it happened in the 1932 World Series. 3 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:07,192 The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, 4 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,987 a full count and the tying run on base, 5 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,323 Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers. 6 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:17,911 No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. 7 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,747 But The Babe was calling his shot. 8 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:26,712 On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering 400-foot home run. 9 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,756 And even although he'd been a hero before that, 10 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,968 that's pretty much how he became a legend. 11 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:37,222 Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez... 12 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,349 became a neighborhood legend. 13 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,643 It was in the greatest summer of my life... 14 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,645 when he taught me to play baseball, 15 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,939 and he became my best friend. 16 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:49,735 And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in. 17 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,155 ## ['50s Rock] 18 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,158 # It's finger poppin' # 19 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,368 # Poppin' time # 20 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,163 # I feel so good # 21 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,249 # And that's a real good sign # 22 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,251 [ Kids Shouting ] 23 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,962 # Here comes Mary Here comes Sue # 24 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,548 # Here comes Johnny and Bobby too # 25 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,343 # It's finger pop # 26 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,221 # Poppin' time # 27 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,473 # I feel so good # 28 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,226 - # And that's a real good sign # - Go! Go! Go! 29 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,895 [ Shouting Continues ] 30 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,616 # I feel so good # 31 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,619 # And that's a real good sign ## 32 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,622 ## [ Snapping Fingers ] 33 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:04,101 Come over at 9:00. 34 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,103 All right. See you later. 35 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:15,654 I moved to the neighborhood two weeks before school let out. 36 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,030 It was the same summer that Dodger Maury Wills would break the stolen bases record. 37 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,534 It was the same summer that Dodger Maury Wills would break the stolen bases record. 38 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,744 So with something that incredible going on, 39 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:26,957 it should've started off with loads of great things happening for me, 40 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,084 but it didn't. 41 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:33,547 I was from another state, and I didn't have a single friend in a thousand miles. 42 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,259 It was a lousy way to end up the fifth grade, 43 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,470 'cause I had zip time to make friends before summer. 44 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:44,474 And that's about where it all started. 45 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,940 My real dad died when I was just a little kid. 46 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:56,486 My mom had married Bill about a year before we moved to the Valley. 47 00:03:56,570 --> 00:04:01,533 At the time, he and I were still getting used to each other. 48 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,328 - [ Knocking ] - Yeah. 49 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:09,291 - Um, Dad? - Mm-hm m? 50 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,293 I -I mean Bill. 51 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:16,298 - Remember you-- you promised you'd teach me to play catch? - Mm-hmm. 52 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,592 Um, 53 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,636 w-well, could you teach me? 54 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,348 Yeah. Sure. 55 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,439 Okay. 56 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,775 - Okay? - Thanks. 57 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,449 Sorry. 58 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,619 [Man Narrating] I'd followed them to the sandlot once after school. 59 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:30,247 - I'd never seen any place like it. - [ Boys Shouting ] 60 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:33,375 It was like their own little baseball kingdom or something. 61 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,336 It was the greatest place I'd ever seen anyway. 62 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,422 - Bertram. - But they were good, 63 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,424 - real good. - Come on, Bertram! 64 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,343 And all I had was a plastic toy mitt that my grandmother gave me... 65 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,846 for my birthday when I was six. 66 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:50,184 But when I finally got up enough guts to go out there and try and make friends, 67 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:53,896 I found out that they never kept score, they never chose sides, 68 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,273 they never even really stopped playing the game. 69 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,861 It just went on forever. Every day they picked up where they left off the day before. 70 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,989 - It was like an endless dream game. - Come on! Come on! 71 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,117 There was only eight of them, so they didn't have a whole team. 72 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:11,121 So even though I didn't know how to play, I figured I could be the ninth man... 73 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:14,374 and maybe just stand in the outfield somewhere and take up space. 74 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:18,253 - Squints! - Of course, if I'd have known what was gonna happen when I got there, 75 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:22,841 - I got it! - I probably never would've gone. 76 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,635 - Nice catch. - Yeah. 77 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,937 - Come on! - [ Rustling ] 78 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,273 [ Dog Barking ] 79 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:42,069 [ Clattering, Banging ] 80 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,072 [ Growling ] 81 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:56,375 Come on, Benny, hit a homer! 82 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,377 - Come on! - Hey, batter, batter, batter! 83 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,712 - Whoa! - Watch out! 84 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:03,131 [ Boys Shouting ] 85 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:10,514 - [ Screams ] - [ All Laughing ] 86 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,986 Okay, I'll get it! Get it. 87 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:28,365 Don't be a goofus. Don't be a goofus! Don't be a goofus! 88 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,579 [Rumbling Sound, Dog Growling] 89 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:41,211 - Throw the ball back! Come on! - Yeah, hurry up! 90 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,675 [Barking] 91 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,224 We are waiting! 92 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,268 Come on! Throw it! 93 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,604 [Boys Shouting] 94 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,398 [ Shouting Continues ] 95 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,194 - Come on, toss me the ball! - Come on! 96 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,237 Come on! 97 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,743 [ Boys Laughing ] 98 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:17,331 - Oh, my God! - [ Laughing Continues ] 99 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,084 My life's over. 100 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,670 Did you see that hand? 101 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:27,216 [Boys Chattering, Laughing] 102 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,218 [Man Narrating] If it wasn't for Benny, 103 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,970 I never would've made a single friend that summer, 104 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,640 'cause all the rest of those guys thought I was a lost cause. 105 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,560 - Even before we became friends, - [ Mechanical Whirring ] 106 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:43,106 Benny and me were connected, connected for the one moment later that summer... 107 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,234 when I'd get us all into the biggest pickle... 108 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,111 any of us had ever seen. 109 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,661 [ Knocking ] 110 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,330 Night, hon. [ Grunts ] 111 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,959 Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. It was an accident. 112 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,555 Scotty, have you made any friends yet? 113 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,600 - No. - Why not, honey? 114 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,688 'Cause I'm still new. 115 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:27,067 I don't want you sitting around in here all summer fiddling with this stuff... 116 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,194 like you did last summer and the one before. 117 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,822 I know you're smart, and I'm proud of you. 118 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:36,451 I want you to get out into the fresh air and make some friends. 119 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,997 Run around, scrape your knees, get dirty. 120 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,999 Climb trees, hop fences. 121 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,335 Get into trouble, for crying out loud. 122 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,422 Not too much, but some. You have my permission. 123 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:52,009 How many mothers do you know who say something like that to their sons? 124 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,803 [ Chuckles ] Well, none mothers, I guess. 125 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:59,558 Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer. Lots of them. 126 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,644 Yeah, I know. 127 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,646 But I'm not good at anything, Mom. 128 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,648 Face it, I'm just an egghead. 129 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:11,195 Honey, you'll always be just an egghead with an attitude like that. 130 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,167 [TV: Indistinct] 131 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,922 [ Whispering ] Well? 132 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,967 Well? 133 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,763 - He's too busy, Mom. - Oh, no, honey, he's not. He has some time. 134 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:40,974 You go on back out there and ask him. 135 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,018 [TV Continues ] 136 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,187 - Uh, Bill, uh-- - Yeah? 137 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,482 I mean, Dad, uh, can we-- 138 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:52,945 I mean, could you, like you said, teach me to play catch? 139 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,405 Yeah. Sure. 140 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,407 But I gotta get this done, okay? 141 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,993 - Okay, thanks. - All right. 142 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,954 - Bill? - Yeah? 143 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:05,666 Uh, couldn't you take a break and teach him now? 144 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,126 - Mom, it's okay, really. - Honey, 145 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,671 I said I would, and I will, but I'm under the gun here. 146 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,006 How long could it take? 147 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,509 Can't you spare half an hour and show him now? 148 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:18,136 - Mom, really, it's okay. - All right. 149 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,558 Okay. I'll get my glove. 150 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:29,398 See? I told you. 151 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,692 Oh, great. 152 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,236 All right, Scotty, get down to that end of the yard. 153 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,904 Okay. 154 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,657 Now, the key to this game is keeping your eye on the ball. 155 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:42,327 No matter whether you're in the field or at bat, eye on the ball, okay? 156 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,496 All right. Uh, yeah. I think so. 157 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,082 Where the ball goes, your glove should go. Got it? 158 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,001 Okay. 159 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,961 Okay. All right. 160 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,840 [ Grunts ] 161 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,384 Darn. Sorry. 162 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,303 It's all right. All right. 163 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,147 Um-- Uh, here. 164 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,651 Okay. 165 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,820 Okay, I'm ready. 166 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,657 Eye on the ball, okay? Got it? 167 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,992 Okay. 168 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,828 If the ball moves, move your glove. Got it? 169 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,330 Yeah. 170 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,832 All right. Here we go. 171 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,924 Okay. You just need a bigger glove. Throw it back to me this time. 172 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,553 Throw it back. 173 00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,072 Okay. Scotty, keep your eye on the ball. 174 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,533 Okay. Got it. 175 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,867 Okay. 176 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,746 Ow! Oh, my eye! 177 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,999 Ow! Ow! Oh! 178 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,001 Ow! Ow! 179 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:16,296 - What happened? - [ Groans ] My eye. 180 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,383 - Honey, get some ice. Ice. - No, I got it. 181 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,426 - Here you go. - Those were for dinner. 182 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,428 - Oh! -Just hold it up there. 183 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,430 Nice and hard. Press it against-- Yeah. 184 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,350 - I just took my eye off the ball, Mom. - Yeah, but you caught it. 185 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,144 - [Groaning] -Just keep that on for, like, an hour. 186 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,147 It'll still be black, but it won't swell. 187 00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,733 Sorry. 188 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,111 Gotta watch out for that curve. 189 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,948 [ Crying ] 190 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,953 Hey. 191 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,959 I'm gonna play some ball. We need an extra guy. You wanna go? 192 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:57,546 - No. Thanks. - Why not? Don't you like baseball? 193 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,048 - Oh, yeah, but-- - But what? 194 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,262 But my glove-- it's busted. 195 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,725 Uh, see? Now I can't go. Thanks, though. 196 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,643 It's okay. 197 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,688 I got an extra one. 198 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,817 Come on. Let's go. 199 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,031 Mom, I'm gonna go play some ball! 200 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,033 I'll be back in a little while. 201 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,035 Come on. Let's go. 202 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,916 - And I'm Babe Ruth. - [Boys Chattering] 203 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,009 Listen. Ready? 204 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,678 Check this out. 205 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,097 [ Muffled ] I'm the Great Bambino. 206 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,308 [ Boys ] What? 207 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,436 - I'm the Great Bambino. - [ All ] What? 208 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,730 I'm the Great Bambino. 209 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,815 [ All ] Oh! 210 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,734 Who's that? 211 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,657 What? 212 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,660 [Scotty Narrating] I had no idea who they were talking about. 213 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,372 - What did he say? - What, were you born in a barn, man? 214 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,374 Yeah, what planet are you from? 215 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,793 [Scotty Narrating] But there was no way I could let them know. 216 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,087 You never heard of the Sultan of Swat? 217 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,130 The Titan of Terror? 218 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:25,342 - The Colossus of Clout? - The Colossus of Clout! 219 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,054 - The King of Crash, man. - [Scotty Narrating] So I lied. 220 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:32,558 Oh, yeah, the Great Bambino. Of course. 221 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,560 I thought you said, "the Great Bambi." 222 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,812 That wimpy deer? 223 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:40,274 Yeah. I guess. Sorry. 224 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:48,407 Anyway, Scott, that's Timmy and Tommy Timmons, 225 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,993 Mike "Squints" Palledorous, 226 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,579 Alan McClellan-- we call him Yeah-Yeah-- 227 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,248 Bertram Grover Weeks, 228 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,834 Kenny DeNunez and Hamilton Porter. 229 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,378 We call him Ham. Guys, this is Scott Smalls. 230 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,380 Hi. 231 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:09,094 Yeah, um, wel I, he's gonna play with us 'cause he makes nine. 232 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:12,472 Now we've got a whole team. We're wasting time. Let's go to the sandlot. 233 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,392 - Benny, it's 9:00 in the morning. - It's 9:00. 234 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,768 - Why'd you bring him, Benny? - 'Cause there's eight of us, and he makes nine. 235 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,770 - Why'd you bring him, Benny? - 'Cause there's eight of us, and he makes nine. 236 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,440 Yeah, yeah, so would my sister, but I didn't bring her. 237 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,193 With nine guys we've got a whole team, Yeah-Yeah. 238 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:29,114 No. With Elswenger we had a whole team. 239 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:32,659 - Elswenger could catch. - And throw. 240 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,412 Come on, Benny, man. He ain't game. 241 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,582 - You saw the way he threw. - Yeah. 242 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,878 You already fill up all the empty positions since Elswenger moved to Arizona. 243 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,964 Right. And now I get to rotate eight positions instead of seven. 244 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:50,177 - I need the practice, guys. - You're the best on the team. You don't need any practice. 245 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,679 - No, you don't. - You're the best, man. 246 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,182 Come on, Benny, man. The kid is... 247 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:58,977 a L-7 weenie. 248 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,648 Yeah, yeah. Oscar Mayer even. Foot-long! 249 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:06,443 - Dodger dog! A weenie! - [Boys Laughing] 250 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,948 What are you laughing at, Yeah-Yeah? You run like a duck. 251 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,368 Okay, okay, but I'm-- I'm-- 252 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,829 - Part of the game, right? - Mmm, yeah. 253 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,249 Now, how come he don't get to be? 254 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,417 - 'Cause he's a geek, man. - He can't catch. 255 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,546 Man, base up, you blockheads. 256 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,221 Smalls, you take left center, okay? 257 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,307 Okay. Um, where exactly is that? 258 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,311 It's over there, man. 259 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,695 Here? 260 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,824 That's left. I said left center. 261 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,327 Okay. Right. 262 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,329 Here? 263 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,710 Come on, Benny, man. 264 00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:08,422 He's never gonna catch the ball anyway. Let's just play. 265 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:14,136 - What a jerk. - Yeah-Yeah, get two. 266 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,433 Come on! Throw it in here, Bertram! 267 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:24,438 - Nice. - Wow! 268 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,440 Good job! 269 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:31,695 - Hey, Smalls, throw it to second. - Okay. 270 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,240 [ Gasps ] 271 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,453 - Come on, Benny. He's never gonna catch it. - He's not gonna catch it. 272 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,830 [ Grunting ] 273 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:44,833 Oh! I told you, Benny. We told you. 274 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,046 [Dog Growling] 275 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,215 Come on, Benny. Why'd you do that? 276 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:58,555 A square, Benny. The kid's a square. 277 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:01,558 [ Growling Continues ] 278 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,564 Come on. Throw it in. 279 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,484 What the hell's he doing? 280 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,240 I don't believe this. 281 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,579 Here. Sorry. Sorry. 282 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,149 You can throw it, you know. 283 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,571 No. 284 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,698 I can't. 285 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,700 I don't know how. 286 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:05,789 Thanks for taking me here, but I think I'd better go. 287 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,917 Hey, hey. You think too much. 288 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,919 I bet you get straight A's and shit, huh? 289 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,338 No, I got a "B" once. 290 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,800 Actually an A-minus. But it should've been a "B." 291 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,553 Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. 292 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,555 You just have fun. 293 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,558 I mean, if you were having fun, you would've caught that ball. 294 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,688 You ever have a paper route? 295 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,899 I helped a guy once. 296 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,361 Okay. Well, chuck it like you would throw a paper. 297 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,781 When your arm gets here, just let go. 298 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,783 Just let go. It's that easy. 299 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,704 How do I catch it? 300 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,335 Just stand there and stick your glove out in the air. 301 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,337 I'll take care of it. 302 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,590 About time, Benny. My clothes are going out of style. 303 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,384 - They already are, Squints. - Shut up! 304 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,346 I told you, Benny. 305 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,934 Smalls, throw it to second. 306 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,436 Okay. 307 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,396 [ Groans ] 308 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,857 - Not again. - [ Spits ] 309 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,068 We're wasting time, Benny. 310 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,655 Please catch it. 311 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,082 Please catch it. 312 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,835 Please catch it. Please catch it. 313 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,844 Yeah! 314 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:47,891 - All right! - He's all right. 315 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,602 I told you so, man. 316 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,859 Okay. 317 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:59,987 - Let's play some ball. - Yeah, let's play some ball. 318 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:03,574 All right. I knew it... all the time. 319 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,037 Yeah! 320 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,290 [Dog Growling] 321 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:14,293 [Fence Rattling] 322 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,838 [ Gasps ] 323 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,597 I'll show you some more tomorrow, okay? 324 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,599 - Okay. Bye. - You did good. 325 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,601 See you later, Ham. 8:00 tomorrow. 326 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,603 - 8:00, Benny? - Yeah. See you later, Smalls. 327 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:35,063 Bye. See you tomorrow. 328 00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:37,065 Benny, wait! 329 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:40,861 - Your glove. - Keep it, man. 330 00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:42,863 Thanks! 331 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,783 Oh, yeah. Hey, Smalls. 332 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,792 Um, bring a T-shirt and jeans tomorrow, okay? 333 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:59,671 - Oh, um, you got a fireplace? - Oh, yeah. 334 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,715 Yeah, why? 335 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,717 Throw that hat in there, man. 336 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:06,678 Oh, yeah. You know, it was the only one I had. 337 00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:09,264 Not anymore. Wear my old hat. 338 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,266 8:00 tomorrow morning. 339 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,728 Thanks, Benny. Great. 8:00. 340 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,690 Mom, guess what? 341 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:38,085 - Hamilton "The Babe" Porter. - [ Chuckles ] 342 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,546 "Long-ball" Porter. 343 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,548 Come on, DeNunez. 344 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:48,095 [ All Laughing, Taunting ] 345 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,682 Yeah, okay. Yes, I see it. Yes. 346 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,685 [ Boys Shouting ] 347 00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:58,981 - Whoa! - [Boys Laughing] 348 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:02,109 You call that pitching? 349 00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:04,987 This is baseball, not tennis. 350 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,489 - Give him a tennis racket. - Give me something to hit. 351 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,825 All right, Ham. This is my heater. 352 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:13,203 - I dare you to hit it. - You'll be sorry. 353 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,873 - Give that boy a bigger bat. - You want the heater, I'll give it to you. 354 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,500 Give him a basketball. Maybe then he'll hit it. 355 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,674 - [Clattering] - Oh, man! 356 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:28,927 Yeah! That's how you do it. 357 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,557 Ham, you idiot. Now we can't play no more. 358 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,809 Great, you idiot! 359 00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:38,770 Hit me with the heater. 360 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:41,023 Stupid idiot! 361 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,234 Low and outside. Just like I like it. 362 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:57,206 I'm gonna hit you! 363 00:24:57,289 --> 00:25:02,377 - Wait a sec. I'll get it. - [Ham] 1932 called shot World Series by The Babe. 364 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:05,130 Called shot by the Babe. 365 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,424 No! 366 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:11,136 [ All ] No! 367 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,639 [Boys Shouting] 368 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,229 - Smalls, come back! - Hey guys, I'll get it! 369 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,689 - Smalls! - Smalls! 370 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:25,817 - What are you doing? - Smalls, wait! 371 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,612 - Guys, what are you-- - [ All ] Smalls! 372 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,240 Get off! Guys, I gotta get the ball! 373 00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:35,410 - No, wait! - Get off of me! Now! 374 00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:37,412 - You're gonna get yourself killed! - Killed, man, jeez! 375 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,414 Stop! 376 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,585 Holy crap, you could've been killed. 377 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,838 Yeah, yeah, truly. What are you doing? 378 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,799 You guys were leaving, so I just thought I'd hop the fence-- 379 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:52,469 - If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that. - You can't go back there. 380 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,930 - Then how do we get the ball back? - We don't. 381 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,932 - We don't. - It's history. 382 00:25:57,015 --> 00:26:00,602 - It's history. Kiss it-- - Kiss it good-bye. Shut up, Tommy. 383 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:03,188 It's gone, man. Gone. 384 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,775 Game's over, man. We'll just get another ball tomorrow. 385 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,361 - Yeah. - We'll never see it again. 386 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:12,155 Why not? 387 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,494 [ All ] The Beast. 388 00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,621 What is that? 389 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:26,712 Smalls, listen to me. 390 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:32,593 Go to that fence... real slow, and be quiet. 391 00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:35,345 - But... I-I think-- - No, no, no. No, no. 392 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,056 -Just go and peek through that hole. - But I-- 393 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:42,060 -But I saw something. What's back there? -It's okay. Just go. 394 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,563 -Just go. - Go, Smalls. 395 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,565 Come on, Smalls. 396 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,320 [ All ] Shh! 397 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:56,325 [Boys Whispering] 398 00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:03,749 Shh! 399 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:12,466 - Shh! - Be quiet. 400 00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:17,346 - [ Growling ] - [ Gasps ] 401 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,348 Something got the ball. 402 00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,477 W-What was that thing? 403 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,605 [ All ] Camp out. 404 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:30,108 # In the jungle the mighty jungle # 405 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:34,488 # The lion sleeps tonight ## 406 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,490 [Scotty] Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 407 00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:38,492 - My mom made me put on my jacket, - Shut up! 408 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:40,786 - and then she made me do the dishes. - [ Boys Laughing] 409 00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:44,081 Your poor little mommy made you do the big bad dishes. 410 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:47,960 - Hey, you want a s'more? - Some more what? 411 00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:50,420 - No, no, you want a s'more? - [Boys Chattering] 412 00:27:50,504 --> 00:27:55,008 I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? 413 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,970 - Shut up! - You're killing me, Smalls. 414 00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:01,306 - All right. Who cut one? - These are s'mores stuff. 415 00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:04,393 - Okay, pay attention. - Bertram! 416 00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:06,728 First you take the graham. 417 00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:10,524 You stick the chocolate on the graham. 418 00:28:10,649 --> 00:28:13,694 - Then you roast the 'mallow. - No, it's my sleeping bag. 419 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:16,238 When the 'mallow's flaming, 420 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:18,866 Yes, it is yours. It has a yellow stain on it. 421 00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:21,201 you stick it on the chocolate. 422 00:28:21,326 --> 00:28:23,662 - You're gonna set the place on fire. - Then... 423 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,665 - you cover it with the other end. - Make me one of those. 424 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,667 Yeah, me too. 425 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:32,379 - Then you stuff. - I don't like that chocolate stuff. 426 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,548 Kind of messy, but good. Try some. 427 00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:37,259 Okay. Quiet, you guys. 428 00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:40,596 - [ Chattering ] - Shh! Shh! 429 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:43,640 Quiet! Are you trying to wake it up? 430 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:46,310 It just went to bed. 431 00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:49,229 - What just went to bed? - [ Boys ] Shh! 432 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:51,690 The Beast. 433 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:54,359 - Oh, yeah! - Shh! 434 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:56,361 -Jeez. - Dang. 435 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,572 Shh. 436 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:01,700 Now quiet. 437 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:08,916 The legend of The Beast goes back a long time... 438 00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:13,879 before any of us could even pick up a baseball. 439 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:20,385 Back to a place called Mertle's Acres. 440 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:25,390 It all started about, mmm, 20 years ago, 441 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:29,353 when thieves kept stealing junk from Mertle's Acres junkyard. 442 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:32,814 So Mr. Mertle, the guy that used to own the place, 443 00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:36,777 got him this new pup from the dog pound. 444 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:39,029 He fed him whole sides of beef... 445 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,740 and turned the pup loose in the junkyard. 446 00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:44,117 And the pup was grateful. 447 00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:51,875 [ Thunderous Footsteps ] 448 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:59,091 And so, in a few weeks, the pup grew into The Beast. 449 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:02,719 And he grew big, and he grew mean... 450 00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:07,015 so that he could protect the junkyard with only one thing on his mind: 451 00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:09,768 to kill everyone that broke in. 452 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:14,314 - And he did, and he liked it a lot! - [ Men Screaming ] 453 00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:18,193 The Beast was the most perfect junkyard dog that ever lived. 454 00:30:18,277 --> 00:30:21,405 A true killing machine. 455 00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:24,366 But after a while, the cops started getting phone calls from people... 456 00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:27,244 reporting all the missing thieves, 457 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,580 the ones The Beast had killed. 458 00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:32,457 It added up to about 120-- 459 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,835 173 guys. 460 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,004 - It's true. - [ Growling ] 461 00:30:37,129 --> 00:30:39,464 They never found a single body. 462 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:42,676 Not one. Some people say they all got away. 463 00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:45,554 But we all know what really happened. 464 00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:47,598 The Beast ate them. 465 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:51,518 He ate them bone and all. 466 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,937 The Beast was too good at his guard dog job, 467 00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:56,732 so the police said he had to be retired. 468 00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:59,651 My grandpa, Squidman Palledorous, 469 00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:01,987 was police chiefback then. 470 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:06,658 He ordered Mr. Mertle to turn his backyard into a fortress... 471 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:10,245 and chain up The Beast and put him under the house... 472 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:13,373 where he could never get out to eat children and stuff. 473 00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:16,210 - That's where he's been for 20 years. - [ Growling ] 474 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:19,087 And that's where he'll be for the rest of his life. 475 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:22,216 Because Mr. Mertle asked the cops how long... 476 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:24,885 he had to keep The Beast chained up like a slave, 477 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:29,348 they said until forever. 478 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,517 Forever. Forever. 479 00:31:31,517 --> 00:31:33,977 Forever. Forever. 480 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:37,731 Forever. [ Echoing ] 481 00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:42,277 And so, The Beast sits there under that lean-to, 482 00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:46,740 dreaming of the time when he can break the chain and get out, 483 00:31:46,865 --> 00:31:50,452 dreaming of the time he can chase and kill again. 484 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,747 See, man? That's why you can't go over there. 485 00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:56,542 Nobody ever has. Nobody ever will. 486 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:59,878 One kid did, but nobody ever seen him again. 487 00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:03,215 - That ain't true. - Yeah, it is. 488 00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:08,846 He got eaten. 489 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:11,223 Nuh-uh. 490 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:13,475 No. None of that's true. 491 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,811 You guys are just making this up to scare me. 492 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:17,813 Oh, yeah? 493 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,817 Stick your head out that window... 494 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:24,069 and look down. 495 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:31,618 [Scotty Narrating] That night I learned that more than 150 baseballs... 496 00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:34,830 had gone over that fence and not one of them was ever seen again, 497 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,832 - even when some brave kid... - [ The Beast Growling ] 498 00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:39,209 worked up enough courage to peek over. 499 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,670 Because when they went over, they vanished. 500 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:43,672 I knew it was true. 501 00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:45,716 - Because when I looked down in there, - [ Growling Continues ] 502 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:50,095 I didn't see a single solitary one. 503 00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:52,639 - [ Chain Rattling ] - [ Screaming ] 504 00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:55,559 - He's down there. - You bet he is. 505 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,687 Whatever goes over that fence... 506 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:02,900 stays there. 507 00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:06,528 It becomes the property of The Beast... 508 00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:08,739 forever. 509 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:15,454 - Come on, give it to me. - No, I wanna carry it. 510 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,956 - Come on. I paid for it. - I wanna carry it. 511 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,126 - Oh. Whoa! - Give it to me. 512 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,795 - # There goes my baby # - Jeez Louise. 513 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,797 - What's the matter? - Jeez. 514 00:33:25,923 --> 00:33:28,133 # Movin' on down the line # 515 00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:32,137 # Wonderin' where Wonderin' where # 516 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:35,182 # Wonderin' where she is bound # 517 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:39,561 Wendy Peffercorn. Mmm. 518 00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:42,981 - Whoa! - Wow! 519 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:45,776 # Now I'm alone so all alone # 520 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:49,696 # What can I do What can I do # 521 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:53,367 - # There goes my baby # - # Whoa-oa-oa # 522 00:33:53,492 --> 00:33:56,954 - # There goes my baby # - # Whoa, I-I-I-I # 523 00:33:57,079 --> 00:34:00,332 - # There goes my baby # - # Whoa-oa-oa # 524 00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:02,751 - # There she goes # - # Yeah # 525 00:34:02,835 --> 00:34:05,254 - Come on, let's go. We gotta get-- - No! 526 00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:07,923 - We gotta get to the sandlot. Let's go. - # Did she really love me # 527 00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:10,759 - [ Chattering ] - # Was she just playin'## 528 00:34:10,843 --> 00:34:12,761 - Come on. Let's go. - Okay. 529 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,683 [ Panting ] I'm sweating like a pig. 530 00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,685 Let's go! Come on! 531 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:26,108 Where you guys been? We've been waiting here forever already. 532 00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:28,151 Aw, Squints was pervin' a dish. 533 00:34:28,235 --> 00:34:31,530 - Shut up. I wasn't. - Yeah, yeah, you were. 534 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:35,742 Your tongue was hangin' out of your head, and you was swoonin'. 535 00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:40,497 Oh, Wendy Peffercorn, my darling lover girl. [ Chuckles ] 536 00:34:40,581 --> 00:34:42,749 I said shut up! 537 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:45,252 I've got a lot of things on my mind. 538 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,340 This pop isn't working, Benny. 539 00:34:50,424 --> 00:34:53,969 I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot here! 540 00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:57,890 It's 150 degrees out there. You can't play baseball. 541 00:34:57,973 --> 00:35:01,018 - You have to call it for the day. - You gotta listen to him, Benny. 542 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:04,855 Vote then. Anybody who wants to be... 543 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:08,984 a "can't hack it" panty waist... 544 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:12,487 who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand. 545 00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:14,531 - Yeah, I can handle that. - [ Chattering In Agreement ] 546 00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,327 Fine, fine, fine! 547 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,329 Be like that. 548 00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:22,331 So what are we gonna do? 549 00:35:22,414 --> 00:35:25,334 [ Laughing ] 550 00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:31,089 Scam pool honeys! 551 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:35,010 [Scotty Narrating] Benny would've played ball all day, all night, rain, 552 00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:37,012 shine, tidal wave, whatever. 553 00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:39,598 Baseball was the only thing he cared about. 554 00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:42,267 But of all the things we ever did besides baseball, 555 00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:45,187 going to the pool was what he tolerated best. 556 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,814 Even though none of us had ever seen a Playboy magazine, 557 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:51,026 - which we constantly lied about, - Hi. 558 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:54,154 we figured going to the pool was the next best thing to being there. 559 00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:57,491 I remember you. Oh, sexy. 560 00:36:00,452 --> 00:36:02,579 Hey, girls. 561 00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:10,712 Cannonball! 562 00:36:11,797 --> 00:36:14,216 [ Women Screaming ] 563 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:21,265 [ Scotty Narrating ] It wasn't really the pool honeys like we said, 564 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:25,769 because if any one of them had come up to any one of us, we'd have just peed our pants. 565 00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:28,146 We all went because-- 566 00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:33,151 well, because Wendy Peffercorn was the lifeguard. 567 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:53,297 - Aw, man. - Yeah, yeah. Too cool. 568 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,340 [ Timmy ] She don't know what she's doing. 569 00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:57,342 [ Tommy ] She don't know what she's doing. 570 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,678 [ Benny ] Yeah, she does. 571 00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:02,472 She knows exactly what she's doing. 572 00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:06,310 I've swum here every summer of my adult life. 573 00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:11,773 And every summer, there she is, 574 00:37:11,857 --> 00:37:17,321 lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning. 575 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:21,283 - One day it became too much... - Smiling. 576 00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:24,286 - for Michael "Squints" Palledorous. - Smiling! 577 00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:26,788 I can't take this no more! 578 00:37:26,872 --> 00:37:29,458 - Move! - And he did the most desperate thing... 579 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:31,793 - Lotioning, oiling. - any of us... 580 00:37:31,877 --> 00:37:33,837 - had ever seen. - Lotioning, 581 00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:36,089 oiling. 582 00:37:42,179 --> 00:37:44,056 [ Chuckles ] 583 00:37:44,181 --> 00:37:47,643 - What's wrong with him? - What's he doing? 584 00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:00,572 Three summers of this. I think he finally snapped. 585 00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:03,951 I don't know. But that's the deep end, and Squints can't swim. 586 00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:09,998 [ Shuddering ] 587 00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:18,298 [ Giggles ] 588 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,179 [ All Shouting ] 589 00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:27,558 [Shouting Continues ] 590 00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:43,240 - Somebody help him! - Squints! 591 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:45,534 Somebody help him! Come on! 592 00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:48,287 [ Shouting Continues ] 593 00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,089 Move back. Move back. 594 00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:02,301 - Okay, I got him. I got him. - Come on up, Wendy. 595 00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:05,804 Everybody move back. Move back. Roll him over. 596 00:39:05,888 --> 00:39:08,182 Never mind! Never mind! 597 00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:11,768 - Come on, Squints. - [ Exhaling Forcefully] 598 00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:13,604 - Come on, Squints. - Come on! 599 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:16,106 - Squints! - [ Exhaling Forcefully] 600 00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:19,526 - Come on, Squints. Squints. - Come on, Squints. Come on. 601 00:39:21,612 --> 00:39:24,698 - Wake up. - Come on, breathe, would you? 602 00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:29,369 Come on, Squints! You can do it! Pull through, bud! 603 00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:36,668 - Come on, man! Come on! - Yeah, yeah. He looks pretty crappy. 604 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,507 Squints! Come on, man. 605 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,262 Oh, God, he looks like a dead fish. 606 00:39:52,851 --> 00:39:55,062 [ Boys ] What? 607 00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:59,775 - # This magic moment # - [ Muffled Grunt ] 608 00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:02,945 - [ Screams ] Little pervert! - # So different # 609 00:40:03,028 --> 00:40:05,030 - Oh, man, he's in deep shit. - # And so new # 610 00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:08,158 - [Boys Shouting] - # Was like any other # 611 00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:10,786 # Until I kissed you # 612 00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:13,372 # And then it happened # 613 00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:17,918 # It took me by surprise # 614 00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:21,129 # I knew that you felt it too # 615 00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:24,550 - # By the look in your eyes # - And stay out! 616 00:40:24,675 --> 00:40:28,136 # Sweeter than wine # 617 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,682 # Softer than the summer night # 618 00:40:31,807 --> 00:40:35,018 # Everything I want I have # 619 00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:38,355 # Whenever I hold you tight # 620 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,941 # This magic moment # 621 00:40:42,568 --> 00:40:45,445 # While your lips are close to mine # 622 00:40:45,571 --> 00:40:47,906 # Will last forever # 623 00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:50,200 Oh, hey, here's your glasses. Did you plan that? 624 00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:53,036 Of course I did. I been planning it for years. 625 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,289 You guys, he planned that! He knew what he was doing! 626 00:40:55,414 --> 00:40:58,375 # Oh, magic # 627 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,795 Michael "Squints" Palledorous walked a little taller that day. 628 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,964 We had to tip our hats to him. 629 00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:06,466 He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. 630 00:41:06,592 --> 00:41:09,428 We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, 631 00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:13,807 rotten and low... and cool. 632 00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:16,852 Not another one among us would've ever in a million years... 633 00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:20,939 even for a million dollars had the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. 634 00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:23,734 He did. He had kissed a woman, 635 00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:26,195 and he had kissed her long and good. 636 00:41:26,278 --> 00:41:28,947 We got banned from the pool forever that day. 637 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,949 But every time we walked by after that, 638 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,951 the lifeguard looked down from her tower, 639 00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:35,370 - # This magic moment # - right over at Squints... 640 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:38,624 - and smiled. - # While your lips are close to mine ## 641 00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:41,084 [ Boys Laughing, Chattering ] 642 00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:50,469 - # O beautiful # - [ Knocking ] 643 00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:52,471 - Get your glove and come on. - What's the big deal? 644 00:41:52,596 --> 00:41:56,308 - Night game. Come on. Come on. - Mom, I'm going out! 645 00:41:57,434 --> 00:42:01,230 # In liberating strife # 646 00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:08,570 # Who more than self # 647 00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:12,783 - [Fireworks Whistling] - # The country loved # 648 00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:14,952 [Scotty Narrating] There was only one night game a year. 649 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:17,204 - Guys, wait up! - On the 4th of July... 650 00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:20,165 the whole sky would brighten up with fireworks, 651 00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:23,043 giving us just enough light for a game. 652 00:42:23,168 --> 00:42:27,089 We played our best then because, I guess, we all felt like the big leaguers... 653 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:30,008 under the lights of some great stadium. 654 00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:32,302 Benny felt like that all the time. 655 00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:36,348 We all knew he was gonna go on to bigger and better games, 656 00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:40,978 because every time we stopped to watch the sky on those nights like regular kids, 657 00:42:41,103 --> 00:42:43,313 he was there to call us back. 658 00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:47,276 You see, for us, baseball was a game. 659 00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:50,195 But for Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, 660 00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:52,531 baseball was life. 661 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:55,784 - [ Boys Shouting ] - # And every grain divine # 662 00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:58,871 - Okay, hit it! - Yeah, yeah, come on, Benny. 663 00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:04,501 # O beautiful # 664 00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:08,922 # For spacious skies # 665 00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:15,762 - # For amber waves of grain # - [ Fireworks Whistling, Crackling ] 666 00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:26,648 # For purple mountain majesties # 667 00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:32,279 # Above the fruited plain # 668 00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:36,158 Now wait a minute. 669 00:43:36,241 --> 00:43:38,327 I'm talking about-- 670 00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:40,913 # America # 671 00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:43,040 # Sweet # 672 00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:45,042 # America # 673 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,794 You know-- 674 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,591 # God done shed His grace on thee # 675 00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:57,888 # He-He-He crowned thy good# 676 00:43:58,013 --> 00:44:00,057 Yes, He did. 677 00:44:00,182 --> 00:44:02,559 # In a brotherhood # 678 00:44:02,643 --> 00:44:05,229 - Man! - # From sea # 679 00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:09,191 # To shining sea ## 680 00:44:09,274 --> 00:44:11,443 [ Boys Shouting ] 681 00:44:11,443 --> 00:44:12,361 [ Boys Shouting ] 682 00:44:12,444 --> 00:44:16,740 - Come on! Hurry up! - First! 683 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:19,076 Run! 684 00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:21,495 Back off! 685 00:44:22,996 --> 00:44:25,082 Yeah, yeah! 686 00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:28,544 - Throw it in! Throw it in! - Get him! Get him! 687 00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:31,046 Come on! Come on! Come on! 688 00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:35,300 - Come on! Hurry up! - Go, Benny! 689 00:44:35,425 --> 00:44:38,762 - [ Groaning ] - Oh, damn! 690 00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:46,311 Oh, no! 691 00:45:15,007 --> 00:45:18,886 It's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez. 692 00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:21,763 - Shut your mouth, Phillips. - What'd you say, crap face? 693 00:45:21,847 --> 00:45:24,224 I said you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball. 694 00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:27,227 Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game. 695 00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:30,731 Come on! We'll take you on right here, right now! 696 00:45:30,856 --> 00:45:34,234 - Come on! - [ All Shouting In Agreement ] 697 00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:36,612 We play on a real diamond, Porter. 698 00:45:36,695 --> 00:45:38,947 You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats. 699 00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:41,450 - Watch it, jerk. - Shut up, idiot! 700 00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,368 - Moron! - Scab eater! 701 00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:45,495 - Butt sniffer! - Pus licker! 702 00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:48,498 - Fart smeller! - [ Sniffing ] Ah! 703 00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:51,251 You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek. 704 00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,879 You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam! 705 00:45:54,004 --> 00:45:56,256 [ All ] Yeah! 706 00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:59,551 You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it. 707 00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:03,347 - Ooh. - You play ball like a girl! 708 00:46:10,062 --> 00:46:12,523 [ Laughing ] 709 00:46:12,606 --> 00:46:15,984 - What did you say? - You heard me. 710 00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:19,696 Tomorrow. 711 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:22,699 Noon. At our field. 712 00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:24,701 Be there, buffalo-butt breath. 713 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:27,079 Count on it, pee-drinking crap face! 714 00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:28,539 [ All ] Yeah! 715 00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:30,874 Let's go! 716 00:46:34,211 --> 00:46:37,089 [ Chattering ] 717 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,677 We're gonna kick their butts tomorrow. 718 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,679 Yeah! 719 00:46:45,222 --> 00:46:47,099 - Good job. -Jerks. 720 00:46:49,393 --> 00:46:52,229 Play ball! 721 00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:56,400 Hurry up, batter. 722 00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:59,486 It's gonna be a short game, and I gotta get home for lunch. 723 00:47:01,113 --> 00:47:03,156 [ Snickers ] That's one. 724 00:47:03,282 --> 00:47:07,786 You know, if I had a dog as ugly as you, 725 00:47:07,911 --> 00:47:11,999 I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards. 726 00:47:12,124 --> 00:47:14,251 The heater. 727 00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:17,296 Here it comes. I dare you. 728 00:47:17,379 --> 00:47:19,423 Strike three. You're out. 729 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:24,094 Hey, is that your sister out there in left field, naked? 730 00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:26,513 - She's naked. - Shut up, Porter! 731 00:47:26,638 --> 00:47:28,515 Hey, hey, hey. 732 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,560 I'm just trying to have a little friendly conversation. 733 00:47:31,643 --> 00:47:35,063 Come on. You think she'd go out with me? 734 00:47:37,691 --> 00:47:39,443 Come on. Show me your stuff. 735 00:47:39,568 --> 00:47:42,029 - Let's see what you got. - Hey, batter, batter, batter! 736 00:47:42,154 --> 00:47:44,823 - Take him out! - [Boys Shouting] 737 00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:04,218 - Come on! - Bring it in! 738 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:18,023 - Oh! Beat ya. - [ Shouting Continues ] 739 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:23,403 Throw it to third! 740 00:48:53,892 --> 00:48:57,062 [Scotty Narrating ] We were all walking on air that night. 741 00:48:57,187 --> 00:48:59,064 It had been a solid victory. 742 00:48:59,189 --> 00:49:01,483 In fact, we beat the crap out of those guys. 743 00:49:01,567 --> 00:49:03,902 So we all went to celebrate. 744 00:49:04,027 --> 00:49:06,738 And we did the stupidest thing... 745 00:49:06,864 --> 00:49:08,782 any of us had ever done. 746 00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:11,869 - Hey, guys, it's all on me tonight. - [ All Shouting ] 747 00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:13,871 Thanks, Benny! 748 00:49:13,954 --> 00:49:15,873 Nine tickets, please. 749 00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:17,875 - Hey, Benny. - Thanks. 750 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:20,878 - Hey, Benny. - Benny. 751 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:23,255 - Come on, you guys! - What about me? Thanks. 752 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:26,550 Aw, crap! I almost forgot! 753 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,760 - What? - What? 754 00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:35,058 Chaw! I was saving it for a good time. 755 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:37,186 - What is it? - Big Chief. 756 00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:39,188 [ Sniffing ] The best! 757 00:49:39,271 --> 00:49:44,276 Jeez, Smalls. I suppose you don't even know who The Babe is either. 758 00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:48,530 It's plug. Wad. Chewing tobacco. 759 00:49:48,614 --> 00:49:51,200 - 'Baccy, man. - What do you do with it? 760 00:49:53,452 --> 00:49:56,330 You're killing me, Smalls. 761 00:49:57,956 --> 00:50:00,375 - Chew it, of course. Yes. - You do? 762 00:50:00,459 --> 00:50:03,170 Yeah, sure, man. All the pros do it. 763 00:50:03,295 --> 00:50:05,756 Yeah, yeah. Gives you tons of energy. 764 00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:09,259 - Let's dip. Let's dip. - You got it, guys. 765 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:13,180 Come on. I want some. 766 00:50:13,305 --> 00:50:15,641 - Mm. Mm. - Mm. 767 00:50:15,766 --> 00:50:19,603 - The best. - Let's ride! 768 00:50:19,686 --> 00:50:21,605 - Yeah! - Yeah! 769 00:50:21,688 --> 00:50:24,608 ## ['50s Rock ] 770 00:50:37,329 --> 00:50:39,248 Mm! 771 00:50:39,331 --> 00:50:42,167 ## [ Continues ] 772 00:50:55,138 --> 00:50:58,308 - Yeah-hah! - Yeah! 773 00:50:58,392 --> 00:51:01,770 - Whoo-hoo! - Squints, this is the best! 774 00:51:01,854 --> 00:51:04,731 Wow! Yeah! Whoo! 775 00:51:04,857 --> 00:51:06,316 All right! 776 00:51:11,071 --> 00:51:13,448 # Tequila# 777 00:51:13,532 --> 00:51:15,450 Yeah! 778 00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:20,414 [ Moaning ] 779 00:51:41,935 --> 00:51:43,604 Blech! 780 00:51:47,232 --> 00:51:49,318 [ Moaning Continues ] 781 00:51:49,401 --> 00:51:51,945 [ Moans ] 782 00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:56,283 # Tequila # 783 00:52:12,758 --> 00:52:15,552 - [Vomiting ] - [Vomiting] 784 00:52:15,636 --> 00:52:18,889 - [Vomiting] - [Women Screaming ] 785 00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:20,724 [ Screaming ] 786 00:52:25,479 --> 00:52:27,856 - [ Belching ] -# Tequila ## 787 00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:31,318 [ Belches ] Oh, that feels better. 788 00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:39,451 I'll be back in an hour. I'm gonna take your dad to the airport. 789 00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:41,495 Oh, okay. 790 00:52:41,578 --> 00:52:43,914 Honey, are you feeling all right? You look kind of pale. 791 00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:45,916 - I'm fine, Mom. - You sure? 792 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:49,044 - I'm fine, really. - All right. 793 00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:51,088 Listen, Scott. 794 00:52:53,507 --> 00:52:56,969 While I'm gone, you're the man of the house. Understand? 795 00:52:57,094 --> 00:52:58,971 - Okay. - Okay. 796 00:52:59,096 --> 00:53:01,890 - Where are you going? - Chicago. 797 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:03,976 On business for a week. 798 00:53:04,101 --> 00:53:07,563 - We'll take another stab at catch when I get back, all right? - Yeah, I guess so. 799 00:53:07,688 --> 00:53:10,107 - Take care of things for me. - Okay. 800 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:12,109 - All right? - I will. 801 00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:15,028 Okay. Be a good boy. 802 00:53:15,112 --> 00:53:17,114 - I will. - Okay. 803 00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:27,875 [Scotty Narrating] A couple days after we all got over acting like big shots, 804 00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:32,379 we swore off the hard stuff forever and just stuck to Bazooka. 805 00:53:32,462 --> 00:53:35,215 But the day we all got back together for some baseball... 806 00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:39,428 was the day I got us into the biggest pickle of all time, 807 00:53:39,511 --> 00:53:42,306 and it all started with an omen. 808 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,295 Oh, man. 809 00:54:57,756 --> 00:55:00,717 I don't believe it. 810 00:55:00,801 --> 00:55:02,719 - Bitchin'. - [ Benny ] Nah, it ain't. 811 00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:04,721 Come on. Maybe two or three guys in history... 812 00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:06,723 ever busted the guts out of a ball. 813 00:55:06,849 --> 00:55:10,644 - Must be an omen. - All's it means is that we can't play no more. 814 00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:13,897 It's only 12:00, and I just ruined the whole day for us. 815 00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:16,984 No, you didn't. That's the most amazing thing I ever saw. 816 00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:19,319 - Yeah. - [Benny] Anybody got any money? 817 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:22,656 - [ All ] No. - Then it ain't okay, 'cause now we can't play no more. 818 00:55:22,739 --> 00:55:24,658 Yeah, we can. 819 00:55:24,741 --> 00:55:27,744 What, you got 98 extra cents lying around, Smalls? 820 00:55:27,828 --> 00:55:31,832 - No, but I got a ball. - [ All ] Go get it! 821 00:55:48,056 --> 00:55:51,268 I got it, guys! I got it! I got the ball, guys! 822 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,270 I got it. Right here, guys. 823 00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:55,898 I got the ball. I got it. 824 00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:58,567 - Here, Benny. I got it. - Bitchin'. Your ball, your ups. 825 00:55:58,692 --> 00:56:00,611 - Here you go. - Okay. 826 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:03,906 All right. Come on. Kenny, here. 827 00:56:03,989 --> 00:56:05,908 Come on. Yeah, come on! 828 00:56:05,991 --> 00:56:08,535 Batter up! 829 00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:10,746 [Sighs ] Your fly's open. 830 00:56:12,706 --> 00:56:14,875 [ Snickers ] There's one. 831 00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:19,588 One, two, three. 832 00:56:19,671 --> 00:56:21,924 Three strikes, three pitches. 833 00:56:22,007 --> 00:56:23,926 [ All ] Hey, batter, batter, batter! 834 00:56:24,009 --> 00:56:27,596 - Come on, Smalls! - Hey, batter, batter, batter! 835 00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,226 Oh, my. Oh, man. 836 00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:35,562 - Run! - Yes! 837 00:56:35,646 --> 00:56:38,941 Way to go, school meat! I taught him everything. 838 00:56:39,024 --> 00:56:42,444 [ All Shouting ] 839 00:56:42,528 --> 00:56:45,614 Oh, man, that was great. That went clear over. 840 00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:51,161 Hey, uh, Smalls, third base is that way. 841 00:56:51,245 --> 00:56:53,163 Hey, Smalls. Smalls. 842 00:56:54,414 --> 00:56:57,751 - Go to third. - Oh, no. Oh, no. 843 00:56:57,835 --> 00:57:01,004 Yeah! Nice hit, Smalls. Nice hit. Yeah! 844 00:57:01,129 --> 00:57:04,550 - Oh, no. - It's outta here! Who's got the big bat now? 845 00:57:04,675 --> 00:57:07,636 - [ All ] Smalls! Smalls! Smalls! - Smalls? 846 00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,805 You forgot to turn. 847 00:57:09,888 --> 00:57:12,140 You go to third base! 848 00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:16,311 Smalls-- 849 00:57:17,563 --> 00:57:19,481 What the hell's he doing? 850 00:57:19,565 --> 00:57:22,526 Maybe the shock of his first homer was just too much for him. 851 00:57:22,651 --> 00:57:25,445 Yeah. 852 00:57:26,864 --> 00:57:30,701 - [ Chattering ] - Smalls. 853 00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:34,538 Smalls? Smalls. 854 00:57:34,663 --> 00:57:37,207 [The Beast Growling] 855 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:53,557 - We got to get that ball back. - Oh, yeah, right. 856 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,476 - Good one, Smalls. - [Laughing] Yeah, good one, Smalls. 857 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,646 Hey, forget about it, man. Let's get another ball. 858 00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:01,565 No, you don't understand! 859 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:05,694 Sure, we do. You feel bad 'cause you belted a homer. Now we can't play no more. 860 00:58:05,819 --> 00:58:08,488 No, you don't understand! That wasn't my ball! 861 00:58:12,659 --> 00:58:15,537 What do you mean, that wasn't your ball? 862 00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:17,831 It was my stepdad's. 863 00:58:17,915 --> 00:58:20,042 I stole it from his trophy room. 864 00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:22,628 It was a present or something. Somebody gave it to him. 865 00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:24,922 We gotta get it back. He's gonna kill me! 866 00:58:25,047 --> 00:58:27,966 Ohh. 867 00:58:28,091 --> 00:58:30,719 Listen to me, Smalls. 868 00:58:30,802 --> 00:58:33,263 It's a matter of life and death. 869 00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:36,600 Where did your old man get that ball? 870 00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:39,937 What? I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. 871 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,564 - Why? - What? Some lady? 872 00:58:42,689 --> 00:58:46,151 Yeah. She even signed her name on it. Some lady named... 873 00:58:46,276 --> 00:58:48,403 Ruth, Baby Ruth. 874 00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:50,697 [ All Shouting ] Babe Ruth? 875 00:58:50,781 --> 00:58:53,784 [ Shouting Continues ] 876 00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:04,211 [The Beast Growling] 877 00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:15,389 No! 878 00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:19,142 [ All Shouting ] 879 00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:22,646 The Beast got it. 880 00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:26,275 - You're dead as a doornail, Smalls. - You're dead as a doornail. 881 00:59:26,358 --> 00:59:29,820 Smalls, you mean to tell me that you went home and swiped a ball... 882 00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:32,406 that was signed by Babe Ruth, 883 00:59:32,489 --> 00:59:35,993 - and you brought it here and actually played with it? - Actually played with it? 884 00:59:36,118 --> 00:59:40,664 - Yeah, but I was gonna bring it back. - But it was signed by Babe Ruth. 885 00:59:40,789 --> 00:59:44,960 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You keep telling me that. Who is she? 886 00:59:45,043 --> 00:59:46,837 What? 887 00:59:48,088 --> 00:59:50,132 What? 888 00:59:50,215 --> 00:59:53,802 - The Sultan of Swat. - The King of Crash. 889 00:59:53,886 --> 00:59:56,471 - The Colossus of Clout. - The Colossus of Clout. 890 00:59:56,555 --> 00:59:58,515 [Together] Babe Ruth! 891 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,894 The Great Bambino! 892 01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:05,522 Oh, my God! You mean that's the same guy? 893 01:00:05,647 --> 01:00:07,524 [ All ] Yes! 894 01:00:07,649 --> 01:00:11,528 Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. 895 01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:14,656 People say he was less than a god but more than a man. 896 01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:17,242 You know, like Hercules or something. 897 01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:21,038 That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, 898 01:00:21,163 --> 01:00:23,457 well, more than your whole life. 899 01:00:25,209 --> 01:00:28,670 [ Groans ] I don't feel so good. 900 01:00:28,795 --> 01:00:32,549 - Uh-oh, fan him. - Give him air, give him air. 901 01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:34,843 We have to get that ball back. 902 01:00:37,095 --> 01:00:40,349 - When does your old man get home from work? - He's gone on business. 903 01:00:40,432 --> 01:00:44,353 Out of town. But he could be back anytime. 904 01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:46,355 All right. Find out when. 905 01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:49,358 And, guys, spread out and look for bottles and cash 'em in. 906 01:00:49,441 --> 01:00:52,277 We need 98 cents. We gotta buy us a ball. 907 01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:54,446 - Yeah! - [ Chattering ] 908 01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:03,455 - Come on. Let's go! - Go, go, go, go! Move, move! 909 01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:07,042 Come on. Open it up! Hurry up, hurry up! 910 01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,837 - Give me the ball. - Give me something to write with. 911 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,923 - I got a pencil. - Give me a pen, not a pencil! 912 01:01:13,048 --> 01:01:15,050 - Sorry. - I got a pen. 913 01:01:16,802 --> 01:01:18,720 Babe-- 914 01:01:18,804 --> 01:01:21,473 - Baby Ruthie? - It says, "Babe Ruth." 915 01:01:21,598 --> 01:01:24,726 - I don't know, Benny, man. - Yeah, boy, that looks pretty crappy. 916 01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:26,895 It doesn't matter what it looks like. 917 01:01:26,979 --> 01:01:28,897 His mom's never gonna know the difference. 918 01:01:28,981 --> 01:01:32,234 - This'll just buy us some time, you dorks. - Okay, come on. 919 01:01:49,334 --> 01:01:51,920 - Scotty? - [ Gasps ] Uh, in here, Mom. 920 01:01:53,630 --> 01:01:56,383 Oh, hi, honey. What are you doing in here? 921 01:01:56,466 --> 01:01:58,886 Uh, just looking at Bill's-- 922 01:01:58,969 --> 01:02:00,971 I mean, uh, Dad's baseball. 923 01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:04,391 You know he doesn't like you to touch his things. 924 01:02:05,851 --> 01:02:07,978 Yeah. I-- I know. Sorry, Mom. 925 01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:11,982 Has he ever told you about that ball? 926 01:02:12,107 --> 01:02:15,235 Uh, no. Uh, not really. 927 01:02:15,319 --> 01:02:19,489 I-- I don't think so. No, no, no, he hasn't at all. 928 01:02:19,615 --> 01:02:22,284 I don't-- I don't know anything about it. 929 01:02:22,367 --> 01:02:25,162 Babe Ruth signed that ball. He was... 930 01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:27,497 the greatest baseball player who ever lived. 931 01:02:27,581 --> 01:02:31,210 - Oh. Really? [ Chuckles ] - He sure is. 932 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:35,339 Your dad's father gave it to him. 933 01:02:35,464 --> 01:02:37,841 Maybe someday he'll give it to you. 934 01:02:39,051 --> 01:02:41,386 Oh. 935 01:02:41,512 --> 01:02:43,388 Neat. [ Chuckles ] 936 01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:46,058 [Scotty Narrating] It was salt in an open wound. 937 01:02:46,183 --> 01:02:48,435 Even my own mom, a grown-up girl, 938 01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:51,104 knew who Babe Ruth was. 939 01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:53,815 I was dead meat. 940 01:02:53,899 --> 01:02:57,361 We had thought that that ball Benny had busted the guts out of... 941 01:02:57,486 --> 01:02:59,863 meant something amazing was gonna happen. 942 01:02:59,988 --> 01:03:02,324 Now I just figured it meant my life was over. 943 01:03:02,407 --> 01:03:04,493 Hey, I got it! 944 01:03:04,576 --> 01:03:06,703 Why don't we just go over... 945 01:03:06,828 --> 01:03:09,957 and knock on the door and ask Mr. Mertle if he can get it for us? 946 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:14,211 Are you out of your mind? Mr. Mertle's the meanest old man that ever lived. 947 01:03:14,336 --> 01:03:18,006 He's the one who made The Beast eat that kid. 948 01:03:19,258 --> 01:03:22,886 It's not an option, Smalls. Forget about it! 949 01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:26,473 Oh, okay. Sorry. I -- I will. 950 01:03:26,557 --> 01:03:28,809 Let's just look out the window. 951 01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:31,019 Good idea. 952 01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:43,198 [ The Beast Growling] 953 01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:54,501 [ Snarls ] 954 01:03:58,589 --> 01:04:02,217 - He's daring us. - We're on his territory now. 955 01:04:02,342 --> 01:04:04,261 Anybody got any bright ideas? 956 01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:07,973 [Scotty Narrating] After we'd all thought about it real hard, 957 01:04:08,098 --> 01:04:11,268 we had absolutely no idea what the hell we were gonna do. 958 01:04:11,351 --> 01:04:13,395 So things started primitively. 959 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:19,776 Go. 960 01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:27,242 - Farther. - Farther, okay. 961 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:37,794 -Just a little bit farther. - Farther. Farther. 962 01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:42,382 - Aah! - [ All Yelling ] 963 01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:45,552 Oh, no! Aah! 964 01:04:56,939 --> 01:04:59,566 Farther. 965 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:02,569 [ Creaking ] 966 01:05:02,653 --> 01:05:06,823 Go to the right a little bit. Put the back to the right. 967 01:05:06,949 --> 01:05:08,867 [ Creaking ] 968 01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:12,913 A little bit farther. 969 01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:15,624 - Farther? - Guys, I see it. Turn, turn. 970 01:05:19,503 --> 01:05:21,922 Almost. 971 01:05:23,757 --> 01:05:26,593 You got it. Pull it back. 972 01:05:26,677 --> 01:05:29,304 - I got it! - Got it, guys. 973 01:05:29,429 --> 01:05:32,474 - [ Snarls ] - Oh, my God! 974 01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:35,143 Pull it back! Aah! 975 01:05:35,227 --> 01:05:38,105 [ All Screaming ] 976 01:05:41,733 --> 01:05:44,444 [ Snarls ] 977 01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:52,870 [ Growling] 978 01:05:56,582 --> 01:06:01,044 I think we've seriously underestimated The Beast. 979 01:06:01,170 --> 01:06:04,715 Obviously, we're dealing with a superior intelligence. 980 01:06:07,885 --> 01:06:11,054 - Power. - Okay, guys, almost ready. 981 01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:13,056 We're connecting power now. 982 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,684 Power connected. 983 01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:33,744 Okay, we're ready. 984 01:06:33,869 --> 01:06:36,371 Initiate retrieval suction. 985 01:06:36,455 --> 01:06:37,497 Initiate retrieval suction. 986 01:06:37,497 --> 01:06:39,166 Initiate retrieval suction. 987 01:06:39,249 --> 01:06:43,212 - Prepare to initiate retrieval suction number one. - Okay. Get ready, guys. 988 01:06:43,295 --> 01:06:45,506 Initiate retrieval suction number one. 989 01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:48,091 Initiating retrieval suction number one now! 990 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:50,177 [ Whirring ] 991 01:06:52,262 --> 01:06:54,723 - Fire number two. - Initiate number two. 992 01:06:54,806 --> 01:06:56,725 Firing two now! 993 01:06:56,808 --> 01:06:58,769 [ Grunting ] 994 01:07:00,145 --> 01:07:03,732 - Fire number three. - Number three now! 995 01:07:03,815 --> 01:07:06,235 Whoa! 996 01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:11,740 Ha! You got it. Haul it up. 997 01:07:11,823 --> 01:07:13,784 All right! 998 01:07:18,747 --> 01:07:21,583 - Pull it up. - [ Snarls ] 999 01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:24,127 [ All Screaming ] 1000 01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:37,266 - What's going on, Squints? - The pipe-- it's pinched shut. 1001 01:07:39,268 --> 01:07:43,063 - Turn it off, man! - I can't! They're shorting out! 1002 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:45,774 - What the hell is that noise? - [ Whirring Continues ] 1003 01:07:45,858 --> 01:07:49,111 The vacs are clogged. I don't know about you, but I'm getting outta here. 1004 01:07:49,194 --> 01:07:51,154 Let's go! 1005 01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:54,491 Oh, no! Aah! 1006 01:07:55,617 --> 01:07:57,494 Aah! 1007 01:08:02,833 --> 01:08:05,169 Aah! 1008 01:08:05,252 --> 01:08:09,173 Aah! Aah! 1009 01:08:09,256 --> 01:08:11,675 They're gonna blow! Aah! 1010 01:08:15,804 --> 01:08:18,807 [ All Yelling ] 1011 01:08:23,312 --> 01:08:25,189 Aah! 1012 01:08:25,314 --> 01:08:27,858 Incoming! 1013 01:08:56,553 --> 01:09:01,725 [ Sighs ] We've been going about this all wrong. 1014 01:09:01,808 --> 01:09:04,978 I blame myself. [ Sighs ] 1015 01:09:05,062 --> 01:09:06,980 We need total surprise. 1016 01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:11,818 An airborne attack. The Beast will never expect it. 1017 01:09:11,902 --> 01:09:13,529 Yeah. 1018 01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:17,866 [ Sighs ] 1019 01:09:20,953 --> 01:09:23,622 [Snarls ] 1020 01:09:23,747 --> 01:09:27,543 - It's clear. - Take me up. 1021 01:09:42,432 --> 01:09:45,602 [ Growling, Barks ] 1022 01:09:50,107 --> 01:09:52,359 [ Grunts ] 1023 01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:54,361 Let me down slow. 1024 01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:03,912 - A little slower. - Go slow. 1025 01:10:03,996 --> 01:10:05,998 Go. 1026 01:10:06,123 --> 01:10:08,083 Yeah, let me down. Almost there. 1027 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,753 - He's almost there. - [ Growling] 1028 01:10:16,550 --> 01:10:18,677 Let me down right over it. 1029 01:10:18,802 --> 01:10:21,263 Let him down right overit. 1030 01:10:22,973 --> 01:10:25,058 [ Panting ] 1031 01:10:26,518 --> 01:10:28,896 [ Growling] 1032 01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:33,984 [Snarls ] 1033 01:10:37,321 --> 01:10:39,239 Ewww. 1034 01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:43,619 Okay, I got it. Get me outta here. 1035 01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:45,954 Pull him up. 1036 01:10:48,123 --> 01:10:50,584 [ Growling ] 1037 01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:54,463 I-- I-- I-- [ Stammering ] 1038 01:10:54,546 --> 01:10:58,050 - Hey, pull him up! - Aah! Aah! 1039 01:10:58,175 --> 01:11:00,761 - [ Growling ] - Aah! 1040 01:11:00,844 --> 01:11:03,180 [ All Shouting ] 1041 01:11:03,305 --> 01:11:05,766 - Aah! - [ Growling ] 1042 01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:09,186 - [ All Shouting ] - Aah! 1043 01:11:09,311 --> 01:11:11,522 [ All Yelling ] 1044 01:11:15,651 --> 01:11:17,611 [Scotty Narrating] It was my last chance. 1045 01:11:17,694 --> 01:11:21,031 So we quit messing around and pulled out all the stops. 1046 01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:23,700 I collected every piece of erector set I had, 1047 01:11:23,825 --> 01:11:26,537 and it finally became... 1048 01:11:26,662 --> 01:11:29,706 science against nature. 1049 01:11:42,052 --> 01:11:46,223 Okay, go with me on the launch. Come on, Squints. 1050 01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:52,354 - Prepare to launch. - Prepare to launch. 1051 01:11:52,437 --> 01:11:54,731 Prepare to launch. Launching. 1052 01:11:54,815 --> 01:11:56,567 Launch. 1053 01:12:21,592 --> 01:12:23,927 Okay, you're on the ground. 1054 01:12:24,052 --> 01:12:26,138 [ Growls ] 1055 01:12:26,263 --> 01:12:28,390 Moving forward. 1056 01:12:36,481 --> 01:12:38,567 [ Growls ] 1057 01:12:46,158 --> 01:12:48,702 - You went too far. Go back. - Reverse. It's too far. 1058 01:12:48,785 --> 01:12:50,370 Reverse. 1059 01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:54,625 Stop. 1060 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:56,793 Drop catapult. 1061 01:13:01,798 --> 01:13:04,801 - The catapult is dropped. - Open catapult. 1062 01:13:04,927 --> 01:13:07,554 We're gonna get it. I know it. 1063 01:13:07,638 --> 01:13:09,431 Opening. 1064 01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:16,480 Forward. 1065 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:19,483 [The Beast Growling] 1066 01:13:23,654 --> 01:13:26,073 Close catapult. 1067 01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:31,078 - Catapult's closed. - We're gonna get it. Come on. 1068 01:13:32,454 --> 01:13:36,333 - [ Growling] - Aah! Fire, fire, fire! 1069 01:13:43,006 --> 01:13:45,467 I got it! I got it! I got it! 1070 01:13:49,596 --> 01:13:52,307 Aah! 1071 01:13:55,519 --> 01:13:57,187 [ Screaming ] 1072 01:14:02,943 --> 01:14:04,653 [Snarling] 1073 01:14:07,030 --> 01:14:09,408 [Boys Whimpering] 1074 01:14:21,545 --> 01:14:24,506 [Scotty Narrating] My life... was over. 1075 01:14:24,631 --> 01:14:27,301 Just as Bill had finally warmed up to me... 1076 01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:29,511 and asked me to be the man of the house, 1077 01:14:29,636 --> 01:14:34,391 I had to knock a priceless chunk of history into the clutches of a monster. 1078 01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:37,102 Great. 1079 01:14:37,227 --> 01:14:40,606 I had a dream that night about a giant baseball... 1080 01:14:40,731 --> 01:14:42,774 that was signed by Babe Ruth... 1081 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,360 falling out of the sky and hammering me into the ground... 1082 01:14:45,485 --> 01:14:47,988 like a railroad spike. 1083 01:14:48,071 --> 01:14:50,073 I didn't know what that meant, 1084 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:54,411 but Benny had a dream that night too, and his was a lot more helpful. 1085 01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:00,584 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1086 01:15:00,709 --> 01:15:03,420 Who's there? 1087 01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:11,428 Don't go pee in your pants. I'm just here to give you a hand. 1088 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:14,723 - B-But you're-- - Dead? 1089 01:15:14,806 --> 01:15:16,767 Legends never die, kid. 1090 01:15:16,850 --> 01:15:18,769 But you're really him. 1091 01:15:20,354 --> 01:15:22,272 You're The Babe. 1092 01:15:23,607 --> 01:15:26,944 The Sultan of Swat. The King of Crash. 1093 01:15:27,027 --> 01:15:29,613 Of Crash, and a hundred other dopey names. 1094 01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:32,115 Forget about that stuff, kid. We ain't got much time. 1095 01:15:32,241 --> 01:15:35,244 - I'm here 'cause you're in some kind of a pickle, right? - Yeah. 1096 01:15:35,327 --> 01:15:38,330 A baseball with my John Hancock on it... 1097 01:15:38,455 --> 01:15:40,415 went over a fence and you can't get it back, right? 1098 01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:43,460 Yeah, right. 1099 01:15:43,585 --> 01:15:47,089 - Then just hop over there and get it. - Wait, wait! 1100 01:15:53,011 --> 01:15:55,138 - I can't. - Can't what? 1101 01:15:56,807 --> 01:15:59,768 - I can't go into that backyard. - Why not? 1102 01:16:01,019 --> 01:16:03,397 There's a beast back there. 1103 01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:06,859 What kind? 1104 01:16:06,984 --> 01:16:10,445 A giant gorilla-dog thing that ate one kid already. 1105 01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:13,657 Is that a fact? Sit down, kid. 1106 01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:17,911 Sit down. 1107 01:16:24,126 --> 01:16:27,004 Let me tell you something, kid. 1108 01:16:27,129 --> 01:16:30,591 Everybody gets one chance to do something great. 1109 01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:33,969 Most people never take the chance, either 'cause they're too scared... 1110 01:16:34,052 --> 01:16:36,638 or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. 1111 01:16:36,763 --> 01:16:39,433 This is your big chance, 1112 01:16:39,516 --> 01:16:41,768 and you shouldn't let it go by. 1113 01:16:41,852 --> 01:16:45,689 Remember when you busted the guts out of the ball the other day? 1114 01:16:45,814 --> 01:16:49,693 Someone's telling you something, kid. If I was you, I'd listen. 1115 01:16:51,278 --> 01:16:53,697 Yeah. But what? 1116 01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:56,617 [ Chuckles ] You're the one with the rubber legs. 1117 01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,702 Figure it out. 1118 01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:02,664 "Henry Aaron." 1119 01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:06,001 -I don't know why, but can I have this? -Sure, yeah. 1120 01:17:06,084 --> 01:17:08,003 Thanks. 1121 01:17:10,088 --> 01:17:12,382 Wait. 1122 01:17:14,384 --> 01:17:19,139 You're saying I should hop over that fence and pickle The Beast? 1123 01:17:20,724 --> 01:17:24,895 Think about that, kid. I'll see you later. 1124 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:27,231 [Crowd Cheering] 1125 01:17:29,191 --> 01:17:32,819 Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends. 1126 01:17:32,903 --> 01:17:35,531 Heroes get remembered, 1127 01:17:35,656 --> 01:17:37,699 but legends never die. 1128 01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:41,703 Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong. 1129 01:17:41,787 --> 01:17:43,330 [ Knocking On Window ] 1130 01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:44,081 [ Knocking On Window ] 1131 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:47,793 I had a dream. Get dressed. We're going to the sandlot. 1132 01:17:47,918 --> 01:17:50,087 Okay. Wait. I'll get my stuff. 1133 01:17:58,929 --> 01:18:01,682 [Scotty Narrating] Only one kid in history had ever attempted... 1134 01:18:01,765 --> 01:18:04,393 what Benny was about to, 1135 01:18:04,476 --> 01:18:06,436 and he got eaten. 1136 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,898 So we were worried-- real worried-- 1137 01:18:09,982 --> 01:18:12,818 even when Benny brought out the secret weapon: 1138 01:18:12,943 --> 01:18:17,114 shoes guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher, 1139 01:18:17,239 --> 01:18:19,116 P.F. Flyers. 1140 01:18:19,241 --> 01:18:22,411 We can't let him do this, man. 1141 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,430 Benny, wait. 1142 01:18:42,639 --> 01:18:44,558 It's okay. 1143 01:18:44,641 --> 01:18:46,602 It was my fault. 1144 01:18:48,687 --> 01:18:50,856 You don't have to do this. 1145 01:18:50,981 --> 01:18:54,610 Yeah. Come on, Benny, man. You don't have to do it. Forget about it. 1146 01:18:54,735 --> 01:18:57,571 It's like committing suicide, Benny. Don't do it. 1147 01:18:57,654 --> 01:18:59,990 - Yeah, don't do it, Benny. - Yeah. 1148 01:19:00,115 --> 01:19:01,825 Don't do it. It's suicide. 1149 01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:04,161 Yeah, I do, Smalls. 1150 01:19:05,621 --> 01:19:08,081 I have to do this. 1151 01:19:16,465 --> 01:19:18,342 [Babe Ruth's Voice] Heroes get remembered, 1152 01:19:18,467 --> 01:19:20,469 but legends never die. 1153 01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:24,348 Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong. 1154 01:19:48,121 --> 01:19:50,123 [ Snorts ] 1155 01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:54,837 [ Snorts ] 1156 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:05,848 [ Snarling ] 1157 01:20:17,568 --> 01:20:19,570 [ Sniffing ] 1158 01:20:19,653 --> 01:20:22,364 [ Gulps ] 1159 01:20:50,184 --> 01:20:52,186 [ Barks ] 1160 01:20:58,192 --> 01:21:00,861 [ Knuckles Cracking ] 1161 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,370 [ Growls ] 1162 01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:24,092 [ Barking ] 1163 01:21:31,642 --> 01:21:34,269 - Whoa! - [ Boys Cheering ] 1164 01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:36,939 [ Shouting ] 1165 01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:39,983 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 1166 01:21:40,108 --> 01:21:43,487 - Yeah! All right, Benny! - Oh, shit! 1167 01:21:43,612 --> 01:21:45,614 - # Wipe out # - [ Barks ] 1168 01:21:48,116 --> 01:21:50,327 [ Barking ] 1169 01:21:56,625 --> 01:22:00,671 Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's get him! 1170 01:22:03,507 --> 01:22:06,301 [Barking] 1171 01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:12,140 A werewolf can be killed only with a silver bullet... 1172 01:22:12,266 --> 01:22:14,852 or a silver knife or a stick... 1173 01:22:14,977 --> 01:22:17,479 - with a silver handle. - You're insane. 1174 01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:19,147 [ Barking ] 1175 01:22:19,231 --> 01:22:21,400 [ Groaning ] 1176 01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:24,945 Aah! 1177 01:22:26,196 --> 01:22:27,656 Ohh! 1178 01:22:27,739 --> 01:22:31,285 - The wolf bit you, didn't he? - Yeah, he did. 1179 01:22:35,873 --> 01:22:39,710 Go now. And heaven help you. 1180 01:22:56,894 --> 01:22:59,521 - [ Grunts ] - [ Growling ] 1181 01:23:23,921 --> 01:23:26,507 [ Audience Shouting, Screaming ] 1182 01:23:30,052 --> 01:23:31,970 # Wipe out ## 1183 01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:35,224 [Barking] 1184 01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:40,229 [ Picnickers Exclaiming ] 1185 01:23:50,155 --> 01:23:54,076 Look out! Aah! 1186 01:23:56,995 --> 01:23:59,957 Hey! Hey! 1187 01:24:02,334 --> 01:24:05,587 [ Gasping ] 1188 01:24:05,671 --> 01:24:08,590 - [ Shouting ] - Hey, hey, hey! Kids! 1189 01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:13,554 Put it down. Careful, careful. 1190 01:24:14,930 --> 01:24:17,474 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1191 01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:20,769 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1192 01:24:31,321 --> 01:24:33,282 Mommy, Mommy, look. A doggy! 1193 01:24:33,365 --> 01:24:35,909 [Woman Screaming] 1194 01:24:35,993 --> 01:24:39,830 - Ooh, a big doggy. - [ People Shouting ] 1195 01:24:39,955 --> 01:24:41,957 [ Girls Screaming] 1196 01:24:44,293 --> 01:24:46,795 - Ohh! - Look out! Look out! 1197 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:49,256 Look out! Sandlot, sandlot, sandlot! 1198 01:24:49,339 --> 01:24:51,592 Sandlot! Let's go! 1199 01:24:51,675 --> 01:24:54,970 This way! Sandlot! Shortcut, you guys! Let's go! 1200 01:24:55,053 --> 01:24:56,972 [ Barking ] 1201 01:25:09,234 --> 01:25:11,528 [ Panting ] Where is he? 1202 01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:13,530 Does anyone see him? 1203 01:25:13,655 --> 01:25:15,824 I don't see him. 1204 01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:23,749 There he is! 1205 01:25:23,874 --> 01:25:25,751 [ Barking ] 1206 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:33,717 Oh, no. 1207 01:25:38,472 --> 01:25:40,182 - [ Cloth Rips ] - [ Groans ] 1208 01:25:49,399 --> 01:25:51,401 [ Barking ] 1209 01:25:56,156 --> 01:26:00,077 Aah! [ Grunts ] 1210 01:26:07,876 --> 01:26:10,671 [ Growls ] 1211 01:26:12,089 --> 01:26:14,174 Look out! 1212 01:26:44,121 --> 01:26:46,790 Oh, man. 1213 01:26:46,915 --> 01:26:48,959 Oh, man. 1214 01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:53,422 [Whimpering] 1215 01:26:59,469 --> 01:27:01,388 Come on, guys. Help me! 1216 01:27:01,471 --> 01:27:03,390 Please! 1217 01:27:06,101 --> 01:27:10,814 Benny! Benny, help me, please! He's hurt! 1218 01:27:13,609 --> 01:27:16,320 Come on. I can't lift it. 1219 01:27:18,655 --> 01:27:20,824 - [The Beast Whimpering] - [ Grunting ] 1220 01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:15,212 Let's go. 1221 01:28:28,392 --> 01:28:30,561 Wow! 1222 01:28:34,356 --> 01:28:36,275 Aw. 1223 01:28:43,115 --> 01:28:46,535 - Wow! - [Benny] Now we can play forever. 1224 01:29:08,932 --> 01:29:10,809 Hello? 1225 01:29:10,934 --> 01:29:13,228 This is bad. 1226 01:29:13,312 --> 01:29:15,230 This is very bad. 1227 01:29:15,314 --> 01:29:18,400 Um, we-- we-- we brought your dog home. 1228 01:29:18,525 --> 01:29:21,028 Hercules? 1229 01:29:21,111 --> 01:29:23,030 How'd he get out? 1230 01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:26,950 I'm telling you guys, we should've just turned it loose. 1231 01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:30,579 Um, uh, well, uh-- We, uh-- 1232 01:29:30,662 --> 01:29:34,958 What happened was, we hit a baseball into your yard. We tried to get it back. 1233 01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:38,962 - So you're the ones that've been making all that racket. - Yes, sir. 1234 01:29:39,087 --> 01:29:41,173 You get it? 1235 01:29:41,298 --> 01:29:44,510 Um, y-yeah. 1236 01:29:47,179 --> 01:29:49,348 Well, first time... 1237 01:29:49,473 --> 01:29:53,268 that anybody ever got the best of old Hercules. 1238 01:29:53,352 --> 01:29:56,772 Why didn't you just knock on the door? I'd have gotten it for you. 1239 01:29:56,855 --> 01:29:58,649 - [ All Shouting ] - Oh, my God! 1240 01:29:58,774 --> 01:30:00,817 I can't believe you! 1241 01:30:00,943 --> 01:30:04,655 - We got the ball back, didn't we? - We almost got killed! 1242 01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:08,242 Didn't we get the ball back? Just shut up! 1243 01:30:10,327 --> 01:30:12,246 We got the ball back. 1244 01:30:17,209 --> 01:30:19,962 Thanks for bringing him home. 1245 01:30:20,045 --> 01:30:22,631 Come on in. 1246 01:30:26,844 --> 01:30:29,388 We'll talk about this baseball. 1247 01:30:29,513 --> 01:30:31,390 Come on. 1248 01:30:41,024 --> 01:30:43,527 You in trouble, aren't you, son? 1249 01:30:46,029 --> 01:30:48,740 Yeah, well, uh, that was my stepdad's ball. 1250 01:30:48,866 --> 01:30:51,952 I took it without asking. 1251 01:30:52,035 --> 01:30:55,539 - It was signed by Babe Ruth. - George signed this? 1252 01:30:55,664 --> 01:30:58,375 George Herman Ruth? Yeah. 1253 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:02,504 I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand. 1254 01:31:05,132 --> 01:31:07,050 Hold on. 1255 01:31:08,969 --> 01:31:11,013 Hold on. 1256 01:31:26,737 --> 01:31:29,072 Here. 1257 01:31:30,657 --> 01:31:33,660 I'll trade ya. 1258 01:31:33,744 --> 01:31:37,164 That's nice of you, but that ball really is signed by Babe Ruth. 1259 01:31:37,247 --> 01:31:41,585 So's this one, with the rest of the 1927 Yankees. 1260 01:31:44,379 --> 01:31:47,841 Oh, man. Murderer's Row! 1261 01:31:47,925 --> 01:31:50,427 Lou Gehrig! 1262 01:31:50,511 --> 01:31:53,889 [Scotty] Babe Ruth! But why would you trade? 1263 01:31:53,972 --> 01:31:55,641 That one's all chewed up. 1264 01:31:55,766 --> 01:31:58,560 I got a lot of good stuff. Look at that stuff. 1265 01:31:58,644 --> 01:32:01,897 Besides, you need it more than I do. 1266 01:32:15,994 --> 01:32:17,913 You knew Babe Ruth? 1267 01:32:17,996 --> 01:32:21,959 George? I sure did. And he knew me. 1268 01:32:22,042 --> 01:32:25,754 He was almost as great a hitter as I was. 1269 01:32:25,879 --> 01:32:29,883 - I would've broken his record, but-- - You went blind. 1270 01:32:29,967 --> 01:32:32,427 Yep. I used to crowd the plate... 1271 01:32:32,511 --> 01:32:36,390 so the strike zone almost disappeared. 1272 01:32:36,473 --> 01:32:38,976 [ Laughs ] Pitchers hate that. 1273 01:32:40,310 --> 01:32:43,438 That's the way I played-- 100% all the time. 1274 01:32:43,522 --> 01:32:46,692 Baseball was life. 1275 01:32:46,817 --> 01:32:49,778 And I was good at it, real good. 1276 01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:52,322 And then... one day, 1277 01:32:52,447 --> 01:32:54,491 a high fast one, and pow, 1278 01:32:54,616 --> 01:32:56,743 lights went out. 1279 01:32:59,746 --> 01:33:02,541 I don't think we could take this ball. 1280 01:33:02,666 --> 01:33:04,585 I'll tell you what. 1281 01:33:04,668 --> 01:33:09,298 You guys come by once a week and talk baseball with me, we'll call it an even trade. 1282 01:33:14,386 --> 01:33:16,305 Deal! 1283 01:33:18,140 --> 01:33:21,185 [Scotty Narrating] Even though Bill loved the Murderer's Row ball, 1284 01:33:21,310 --> 01:33:23,937 he was still plenty mad about me having swiped... 1285 01:33:24,021 --> 01:33:27,774 his Babe Ruth autographed ball and ruining it. 1286 01:33:27,858 --> 01:33:31,820 So I didn't feel too bad when he grounded me for a week... 1287 01:33:31,904 --> 01:33:34,198 instead of the rest of my life. 1288 01:33:34,281 --> 01:33:36,450 Wow! 1289 01:33:36,533 --> 01:33:38,827 Things worked out between me and him. 1290 01:33:38,911 --> 01:33:41,330 And from then on, I didn't have any trouble... 1291 01:33:41,413 --> 01:33:45,167 just calling him Dad all the time. 1292 01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:49,129 We all lived together in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-- 1293 01:33:49,213 --> 01:33:52,341 mostly through junior high school-- and every summer was great. 1294 01:33:52,466 --> 01:33:55,802 But none of them ever came close to that first one. 1295 01:33:55,886 --> 01:33:57,971 When one guy would move away, 1296 01:33:58,055 --> 01:34:01,141 we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. 1297 01:34:01,225 --> 01:34:04,645 We just kept the game going like he was still there. 1298 01:34:04,728 --> 01:34:06,980 You're starting to hurt my hand. 1299 01:34:07,064 --> 01:34:09,149 [ Boy ] Don't miss it! 1300 01:34:09,316 --> 01:34:11,652 [ Scotty Narrating ] It was weird that Benny said... 1301 01:34:11,735 --> 01:34:16,156 Babe Ruth was like the Hercules of baseball, and The Beast's name ended up being Hercules. 1302 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:18,742 None of us could figure out what that meant, 1303 01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:21,078 but we were all amazed by it. 1304 01:34:21,203 --> 01:34:23,163 I kept in touch with those guys over the years, 1305 01:34:23,247 --> 01:34:26,834 and I found out that Yeah- Yeah's parents shipped him off to military school. 1306 01:34:26,917 --> 01:34:30,796 After the army, he became one of the pioneering developers of bungee jumping. 1307 01:34:30,921 --> 01:34:32,756 Of course, we all know why. 1308 01:34:32,881 --> 01:34:36,051 Bertram, well-- Bertram got really into the '60s, 1309 01:34:36,134 --> 01:34:38,178 and no one ever saw him again. 1310 01:34:38,262 --> 01:34:42,182 Timmy and Tommy became an architect and a contractor. 1311 01:34:42,266 --> 01:34:44,601 They started out small, designing playground equipment... 1312 01:34:44,685 --> 01:34:46,812 and prefabricated tree houses. 1313 01:34:46,937 --> 01:34:48,814 But they became multimillionaires... 1314 01:34:48,939 --> 01:34:52,776 when they invented mini-malls. 1315 01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:55,362 Squints grew up and married Wendy Peffercorn. 1316 01:34:55,445 --> 01:34:57,447 They have nine kids. 1317 01:34:57,573 --> 01:35:01,243 They bought Vincent's Drugstore, and they still own it to this day. 1318 01:35:01,326 --> 01:35:04,079 Hamilton Porter became a professional wrestler. 1319 01:35:04,162 --> 01:35:06,415 You know him as The Great Hambino. 1320 01:35:06,498 --> 01:35:11,211 DeNunez played triple-A ball, but he never got to the majors. 1321 01:35:11,295 --> 01:35:14,089 He owns his own business now, and he coaches a little league team... 1322 01:35:14,173 --> 01:35:17,759 that his sons play on called the Heaters. 1323 01:35:17,843 --> 01:35:21,305 Hercules lived to be 199 years old-- 1324 01:35:21,430 --> 01:35:23,307 uh, in doggy years. 1325 01:35:23,432 --> 01:35:26,310 I was the last one to move away. 1326 01:35:26,435 --> 01:35:29,605 But when I did, the sandlot was still there. 1327 01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:33,567 After Benny pickled The Beast, his reputation spread all over town. 1328 01:35:33,650 --> 01:35:37,237 From then on, he was known as Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez. 1329 01:35:37,321 --> 01:35:40,908 And the nickname stuck with him for the rest of his life. 1330 01:35:40,991 --> 01:35:43,577 [Announcer] Now pinch running for the Los Angeles Dodgers, 1331 01:35:43,660 --> 01:35:47,497 Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez! 1332 01:35:48,749 --> 01:35:52,002 It is the clutch situation of the season. 1333 01:35:52,127 --> 01:35:54,838 They say The Jet's lost a step or two, 1334 01:35:54,963 --> 01:35:58,675 but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. 1335 01:36:00,969 --> 01:36:04,973 The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- 1336 01:36:05,057 --> 01:36:07,851 And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! 1337 01:36:07,935 --> 01:36:10,854 - He's stealing home! - [ Cheering ] 1338 01:36:10,938 --> 01:36:14,358 He's stealing home, and they don't see him! The pitch! 1339 01:36:21,532 --> 01:36:24,451 He's hit the dirt! He's safe! Safe! 1340 01:36:24,535 --> 01:36:27,579 - Oh, my God! - [ Cheering ] 1341 01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,792 Safe! Safe! Safe! 1342 01:36:31,875 --> 01:36:36,213 I don't believe it! The Jet stole home! The Jet stole home! 1343 01:36:36,296 --> 01:36:38,340 [ Cheering Continues ] 1344 01:36:58,735 --> 01:37:01,154 [ Cheering Continues ] 1345 01:37:05,325 --> 01:37:06,577 ocr: Andante 99334

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