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There is one all-time greatest
moment in the history of sports,
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and it happened
in the 1932 World Series.
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The story goes that in the bottom
of the ninth inning with two outs,
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a full count
and the tying run on base,
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Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed
to the center field bleachers.
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No one believed it,
because nobody had ever done it before.
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But The Babe
was calling his shot.
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On the next pitch, the Great Bambino
hit a towering 400-foot home run.
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And even although he'd been
a hero before that,
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that's pretty much
how he became a legend.
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Thirty years later, a kid named
Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez...
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became a neighborhood legend.
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It was in the greatest summer
of my life...
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when he taught me
to play baseball,
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and he became my best friend.
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And he got me out of the biggest
pickle I'd ever be in.
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## ['50s Rock]
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# It's finger poppin' #
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# Poppin' time #
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# I feel so good #
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# And that's a real good sign #
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[ Kids Shouting ]
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# Here comes Mary
Here comes Sue #
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# Here comes Johnny
and Bobby too #
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# It's finger pop #
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# Poppin' time #
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# I feel so good #
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- # And that's a real good sign #
- Go! Go! Go!
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[ Shouting Continues ]
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# I feel so good #
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# And that's
a real good sign ##
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## [ Snapping Fingers ]
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Come over at 9:00.
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All right.
See you later.
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I moved to the neighborhood
two weeks before school let out.
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It was the same summer
that Dodger Maury Wills would
break the stolen bases record.
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It was the same summer
that Dodger Maury Wills would
break the stolen bases record.
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So with something
that incredible going on,
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it should've started off with loads
of great things happening for me,
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but it didn't.
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I was from another state,
and I didn't have a single
friend in a thousand miles.
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It was a lousy way
to end up the fifth grade,
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'cause I had zip time
to make friends before summer.
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And that's about
where it all started.
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My real dad died
when I was just a little kid.
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My mom had married Bill about a year
before we moved to the Valley.
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At the time, he and I were still
getting used to each other.
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- [ Knocking ]
- Yeah.
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- Um, Dad?
- Mm-hm m?
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I -I mean Bill.
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- Remember you-- you promised
you'd teach me to play catch?
- Mm-hmm.
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Um,
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w-well,
could you teach me?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Okay.
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- Okay?
- Thanks.
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Sorry.
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[Man Narrating] I'd followed them
to the sandlot once after school.
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- I'd never seen any place like it.
- [ Boys Shouting ]
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It was like their own little
baseball kingdom or something.
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It was the greatest place
I'd ever seen anyway.
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- Bertram.
- But they were good,
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- real good.
- Come on, Bertram!
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And all I had was a plastic toy mitt
that my grandmother gave me...
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for my birthday when I was six.
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But when I finally got up enough guts to
go out there and try and make friends,
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I found out that they never kept score,
they never chose sides,
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they never even really
stopped playing the game.
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It just went on forever.
Every day they picked up where
they left off the day before.
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- It was like an endless dream game.
- Come on! Come on!
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There was only eight of them,
so they didn't have a whole team.
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So even though I didn't know
how to play, I figured
I could be the ninth man...
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and maybe just stand in the outfield
somewhere and take up space.
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- Squints!
- Of course, if I'd have known what was
gonna happen when I got there,
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- I got it!
- I probably never would've gone.
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- Nice catch.
- Yeah.
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- Come on!
- [ Rustling ]
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[ Dog Barking ]
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[ Clattering, Banging ]
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[ Growling ]
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Come on, Benny,
hit a homer!
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- Come on!
- Hey, batter, batter, batter!
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- Whoa!
- Watch out!
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[ Boys Shouting ]
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- [ Screams ]
- [ All Laughing ]
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Okay, I'll get it!
Get it.
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Don't be a goofus. Don't be a goofus!
Don't be a goofus!
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[Rumbling Sound, Dog Growling]
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- Throw the ball back! Come on!
- Yeah, hurry up!
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[Barking]
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We are waiting!
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Come on! Throw it!
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[Boys Shouting]
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[ Shouting Continues ]
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- Come on, toss me the ball!
- Come on!
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Come on!
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[ Boys Laughing ]
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- Oh, my God!
- [ Laughing Continues ]
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My life's over.
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Did you see that hand?
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[Boys Chattering, Laughing]
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[Man Narrating]
If it wasn't for Benny,
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I never would've made
a single friend that summer,
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'cause all the rest of those
guys thought I was a lost cause.
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- Even before we became friends,
- [ Mechanical Whirring ]
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Benny and me were connected, connected
for the one moment later that summer...
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when I'd get us all
into the biggest pickle...
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any of us had ever seen.
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[ Knocking ]
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Night, hon.
[ Grunts ]
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.
It was an accident.
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Scotty, have you made
any friends yet?
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- No.
- Why not, honey?
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'Cause I'm still new.
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I don't want you sitting around in here
all summer fiddling with this stuff...
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like you did last summer
and the one before.
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I know you're smart,
and I'm proud of you.
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I want you to get out into the fresh air
and make some friends.
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Run around,
scrape your knees, get dirty.
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Climb trees, hop fences.
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Get into trouble,
for crying out loud.
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Not too much, but some.
You have my permission.
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How many mothers do you know who
say something like that to their sons?
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[ Chuckles ]
Well, none mothers, I guess.
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Honey, I want you to make
some friends this summer. Lots of them.
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Yeah, I know.
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But I'm not good
at anything, Mom.
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Face it,
I'm just an egghead.
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Honey, you'll always be just an egghead
with an attitude like that.
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[TV: Indistinct]
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[ Whispering ]
Well?
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Well?
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- He's too busy, Mom.
- Oh, no, honey, he's not.
He has some time.
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You go on back out there
and ask him.
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[TV Continues ]
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- Uh, Bill, uh--
- Yeah?
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I mean, Dad, uh, can we--
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I mean, could you, like you said,
teach me to play catch?
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Yeah. Sure.
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But I gotta get
this done, okay?
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- Okay, thanks.
- All right.
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- Bill?
- Yeah?
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Uh, couldn't you take a break
and teach him now?
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- Mom, it's okay, really.
- Honey,
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I said I would, and I will,
but I'm under the gun here.
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How long could it take?
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Can't you spare half an hour
and show him now?
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- Mom, really, it's okay.
- All right.
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Okay. I'll get my glove.
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See? I told you.
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Oh, great.
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All right, Scotty, get down
to that end of the yard.
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Okay.
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Now, the key to this game
is keeping your eye on the ball.
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No matter whether you're in the field
or at bat, eye on the ball, okay?
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All right. Uh, yeah.
I think so.
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Where the ball goes,
your glove should go. Got it?
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Okay.
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Okay. All right.
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[ Grunts ]
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Darn. Sorry.
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It's all right.
All right.
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Um-- Uh, here.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Eye on the ball, okay?
Got it?
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Okay.
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If the ball moves,
move your glove. Got it?
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Yeah.
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All right. Here we go.
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Okay. You just need a bigger glove.
Throw it back to me this time.
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Throw it back.
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Okay. Scotty,
keep your eye on the ball.
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Okay. Got it.
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Okay.
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Ow! Oh, my eye!
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Ow! Ow! Oh!
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Ow! Ow!
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- What happened?
- [ Groans ] My eye.
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- Honey, get some ice. Ice.
- No, I got it.
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- Here you go.
- Those were for dinner.
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- Oh!
-Just hold it up there.
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Nice and hard.
Press it against-- Yeah.
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- I just took my eye off the ball, Mom.
- Yeah, but you caught it.
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- [Groaning]
-Just keep that on for, like, an hour.
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It'll still be black,
but it won't swell.
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Sorry.
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Gotta watch out
for that curve.
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[ Crying ]
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Hey.
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I'm gonna play some ball.
We need an extra guy. You wanna go?
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- No. Thanks.
- Why not? Don't you like baseball?
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- Oh, yeah, but--
- But what?
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But my glove--
it's busted.
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Uh, see? Now I can't go.
Thanks, though.
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It's okay.
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I got an extra one.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Mom, I'm gonna go
play some ball!
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I'll be back
in a little while.
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Come on. Let's go.
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- And I'm Babe Ruth.
- [Boys Chattering]
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Listen. Ready?
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Check this out.
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[ Muffled ]
I'm the Great Bambino.
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[ Boys ]
What?
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- I'm the Great Bambino.
- [ All ] What?
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I'm the Great Bambino.
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[ All ]
Oh!
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Who's that?
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What?
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[Scotty Narrating] I had no idea
who they were talking about.
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- What did he say?
- What, were you born in a barn, man?
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Yeah, what planet
are you from?
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[Scotty Narrating] But there was
no way I could let them know.
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You never heard
of the Sultan of Swat?
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The Titan of Terror?
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- The Colossus of Clout?
- The Colossus of Clout!
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- The King of Crash, man.
- [Scotty Narrating] So I lied.
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Oh, yeah, the Great Bambino.
Of course.
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I thought you said,
"the Great Bambi."
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That wimpy deer?
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Yeah. I guess. Sorry.
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Anyway, Scott, that's
Timmy and Tommy Timmons,
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Mike "Squints" Palledorous,
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Alan McClellan--
we call him Yeah-Yeah--
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Bertram Grover Weeks,
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Kenny DeNunez
and Hamilton Porter.
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We call him Ham.
Guys, this is Scott Smalls.
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Hi.
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Yeah, um, wel I, he's gonna play with us
'cause he makes nine.
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Now we've got a whole team. We're
wasting time. Let's go to the sandlot.
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- Benny, it's 9:00 in the morning.
- It's 9:00.
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- Why'd you bring him, Benny?
- 'Cause there's eight of us,
and he makes nine.
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- Why'd you bring him, Benny?
- 'Cause there's eight of us,
and he makes nine.
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Yeah, yeah, so would my sister,
but I didn't bring her.
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With nine guys we've got
a whole team, Yeah-Yeah.
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No. With Elswenger
we had a whole team.
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- Elswenger could catch.
- And throw.
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Come on, Benny, man.
He ain't game.
241
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,582
- You saw the way he threw.
- Yeah.
242
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,878
You already fill up all
the empty positions since
Elswenger moved to Arizona.
243
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,964
Right. And now I get to rotate
eight positions instead of seven.
244
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:50,177
- I need the practice, guys.
- You're the best on the team.
You don't need any practice.
245
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,679
- No, you don't.
- You're the best, man.
246
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,182
Come on, Benny, man.
The kid is...
247
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:58,977
a L-7 weenie.
248
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,648
Yeah, yeah.
Oscar Mayer even. Foot-long!
249
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:06,443
- Dodger dog! A weenie!
- [Boys Laughing]
250
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,948
What are you laughing at, Yeah-Yeah?
You run like a duck.
251
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,368
Okay, okay, but I'm-- I'm--
252
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,829
- Part of the game, right?
- Mmm, yeah.
253
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,249
Now, how come
he don't get to be?
254
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,417
- 'Cause he's a geek, man.
- He can't catch.
255
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,546
Man, base up,
you blockheads.
256
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,221
Smalls, you take
left center, okay?
257
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,307
Okay. Um, where
exactly is that?
258
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,311
It's over there, man.
259
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,695
Here?
260
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,824
That's left.
I said left center.
261
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,327
Okay. Right.
262
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,329
Here?
263
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,710
Come on, Benny, man.
264
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:08,422
He's never gonna catch the ball anyway.
Let's just play.
265
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:14,136
- What a jerk.
- Yeah-Yeah, get two.
266
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,433
Come on!
Throw it in here, Bertram!
267
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:24,438
- Nice.
- Wow!
268
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,440
Good job!
269
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:31,695
- Hey, Smalls, throw it to second.
- Okay.
270
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,240
[ Gasps ]
271
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,453
- Come on, Benny.
He's never gonna catch it.
- He's not gonna catch it.
272
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,830
[ Grunting ]
273
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:44,833
Oh! I told you, Benny.
We told you.
274
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,046
[Dog Growling]
275
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,215
Come on, Benny.
Why'd you do that?
276
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:58,555
A square, Benny.
The kid's a square.
277
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:01,558
[ Growling Continues ]
278
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,564
Come on. Throw it in.
279
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,484
What the hell's he doing?
280
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,240
I don't believe this.
281
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,579
Here. Sorry. Sorry.
282
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,149
You can throw it, you know.
283
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,571
No.
284
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,698
I can't.
285
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,700
I don't know how.
286
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:05,789
Thanks for taking me here,
but I think I'd better go.
287
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,917
Hey, hey.
You think too much.
288
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,919
I bet you get straight A's
and shit, huh?
289
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,338
No, I got a "B" once.
290
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,800
Actually an A-minus.
But it should've been a "B."
291
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,553
Man, this is baseball.
You gotta stop thinking.
292
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,555
You just have fun.
293
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,558
I mean, if you were having fun,
you would've caught that ball.
294
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,688
You ever have
a paper route?
295
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,899
I helped a guy once.
296
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,361
Okay. Well, chuck it like
you would throw a paper.
297
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,781
When your arm gets here,
just let go.
298
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,783
Just let go.
It's that easy.
299
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,704
How do I catch it?
300
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,335
Just stand there and stick your glove
out in the air.
301
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,337
I'll take care of it.
302
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,590
About time, Benny.
My clothes are going out of style.
303
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,384
- They already are, Squints.
- Shut up!
304
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,346
I told you, Benny.
305
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,934
Smalls, throw it to second.
306
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,436
Okay.
307
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,396
[ Groans ]
308
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,857
- Not again.
- [ Spits ]
309
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,068
We're wasting time, Benny.
310
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,655
Please catch it.
311
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,082
Please catch it.
312
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,835
Please catch it.
Please catch it.
313
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,844
Yeah!
314
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:47,891
- All right!
- He's all right.
315
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,602
I told you so, man.
316
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,859
Okay.
317
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:59,987
- Let's play some ball.
- Yeah, let's play some ball.
318
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:03,574
All right.
I knew it... all the time.
319
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,037
Yeah!
320
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,290
[Dog Growling]
321
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:14,293
[Fence Rattling]
322
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,838
[ Gasps ]
323
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,597
I'll show you some more
tomorrow, okay?
324
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,599
- Okay. Bye.
- You did good.
325
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,601
See you later, Ham.
8:00 tomorrow.
326
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,603
- 8:00, Benny?
- Yeah. See you later, Smalls.
327
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:35,063
Bye. See you tomorrow.
328
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:37,065
Benny, wait!
329
00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:40,861
- Your glove.
- Keep it, man.
330
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:42,863
Thanks!
331
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,783
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Smalls.
332
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,792
Um, bring a T-shirt
and jeans tomorrow, okay?
333
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:59,671
- Oh, um, you got a fireplace?
- Oh, yeah.
334
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,715
Yeah, why?
335
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,717
Throw that hat
in there, man.
336
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:06,678
Oh, yeah. You know,
it was the only one I had.
337
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:09,264
Not anymore.
Wear my old hat.
338
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,266
8:00 tomorrow morning.
339
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,728
Thanks, Benny.
Great. 8:00.
340
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,690
Mom, guess what?
341
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:38,085
- Hamilton "The Babe" Porter.
- [ Chuckles ]
342
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,546
"Long-ball" Porter.
343
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,548
Come on, DeNunez.
344
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:48,095
[ All Laughing, Taunting ]
345
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,682
Yeah, okay.
Yes, I see it. Yes.
346
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,685
[ Boys Shouting ]
347
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:58,981
- Whoa!
- [Boys Laughing]
348
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:02,109
You call that pitching?
349
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:04,987
This is baseball,
not tennis.
350
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,489
- Give him a tennis racket.
- Give me something to hit.
351
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,825
All right, Ham.
This is my heater.
352
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:13,203
- I dare you to hit it.
- You'll be sorry.
353
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,873
- Give that boy a bigger bat.
- You want the heater,
I'll give it to you.
354
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,500
Give him a basketball.
Maybe then he'll hit it.
355
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,674
- [Clattering]
- Oh, man!
356
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:28,927
Yeah!
That's how you do it.
357
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,557
Ham, you idiot.
Now we can't play no more.
358
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,809
Great, you idiot!
359
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:38,770
Hit me with the heater.
360
00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:41,023
Stupid idiot!
361
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,234
Low and outside.
Just like I like it.
362
00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:57,206
I'm gonna hit you!
363
00:24:57,289 --> 00:25:02,377
- Wait a sec. I'll get it.
- [Ham] 1932 called shot
World Series by The Babe.
364
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:05,130
Called shot by the Babe.
365
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,424
No!
366
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:11,136
[ All ]
No!
367
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,639
[Boys Shouting]
368
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,229
- Smalls, come back!
- Hey guys, I'll get it!
369
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,689
- Smalls!
- Smalls!
370
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:25,817
- What are you doing?
- Smalls, wait!
371
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,612
- Guys, what are you--
- [ All ] Smalls!
372
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,240
Get off!
Guys, I gotta get the ball!
373
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:35,410
- No, wait!
- Get off of me! Now!
374
00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:37,412
- You're gonna get yourself killed!
- Killed, man, jeez!
375
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,414
Stop!
376
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,585
Holy crap,
you could've been killed.
377
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,838
Yeah, yeah, truly.
What are you doing?
378
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,799
You guys were leaving,
so I just thought I'd hop the fence--
379
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:52,469
- If you were thinking, you
wouldn't have thought that.
- You can't go back there.
380
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,930
- Then how do we get the ball back?
- We don't.
381
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,932
- We don't.
- It's history.
382
00:25:57,015 --> 00:26:00,602
- It's history. Kiss it--
- Kiss it good-bye. Shut up, Tommy.
383
00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:03,188
It's gone, man. Gone.
384
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,775
Game's over, man.
We'll just get another ball tomorrow.
385
00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,361
- Yeah.
- We'll never see it again.
386
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:12,155
Why not?
387
00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,494
[ All ]
The Beast.
388
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,621
What is that?
389
00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:26,712
Smalls, listen to me.
390
00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:32,593
Go to that fence... real slow,
and be quiet.
391
00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:35,345
- But... I-I think--
- No, no, no. No, no.
392
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,056
-Just go and peek through that hole.
- But I--
393
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:42,060
-But I saw something. What's back there?
-It's okay. Just go.
394
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,563
-Just go.
- Go, Smalls.
395
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,565
Come on, Smalls.
396
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,320
[ All ]
Shh!
397
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:56,325
[Boys Whispering]
398
00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:03,749
Shh!
399
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:12,466
- Shh!
- Be quiet.
400
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:17,346
- [ Growling ]
- [ Gasps ]
401
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,348
Something got the ball.
402
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,477
W-What was that thing?
403
00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,605
[ All ]
Camp out.
404
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:30,108
# In the jungle
the mighty jungle #
405
00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:34,488
# The lion sleeps tonight ##
406
00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,490
[Scotty]
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
407
00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:38,492
- My mom made me put on my jacket,
- Shut up!
408
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:40,786
- and then she made me do the dishes.
- [ Boys Laughing]
409
00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:44,081
Your poor little mommy
made you do the big bad dishes.
410
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:47,960
- Hey, you want a s'more?
- Some more what?
411
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:50,420
- No, no, you want a s'more?
- [Boys Chattering]
412
00:27:50,504 --> 00:27:55,008
I haven't had anything yet,
so how can I have some more of nothing?
413
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,970
- Shut up!
- You're killing me, Smalls.
414
00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:01,306
- All right. Who cut one?
- These are s'mores stuff.
415
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:04,393
- Okay, pay attention.
- Bertram!
416
00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:06,728
First you take the graham.
417
00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:10,524
You stick the chocolate
on the graham.
418
00:28:10,649 --> 00:28:13,694
- Then you roast the 'mallow.
- No, it's my sleeping bag.
419
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:16,238
When the 'mallow's flaming,
420
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:18,866
Yes, it is yours.
It has a yellow stain on it.
421
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:21,201
you stick it
on the chocolate.
422
00:28:21,326 --> 00:28:23,662
- You're gonna set the place on fire.
- Then...
423
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,665
- you cover it with the other end.
- Make me one of those.
424
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,667
Yeah, me too.
425
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:32,379
- Then you stuff.
- I don't like that chocolate stuff.
426
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,548
Kind of messy, but good.
Try some.
427
00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:37,259
Okay. Quiet, you guys.
428
00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:40,596
- [ Chattering ]
- Shh! Shh!
429
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:43,640
Quiet! Are you trying
to wake it up?
430
00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:46,310
It just went to bed.
431
00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:49,229
- What just went to bed?
- [ Boys ] Shh!
432
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:51,690
The Beast.
433
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:54,359
- Oh, yeah!
- Shh!
434
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:56,361
-Jeez.
- Dang.
435
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,572
Shh.
436
00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:01,700
Now quiet.
437
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:08,916
The legend of The Beast
goes back a long time...
438
00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:13,879
before any of us
could even pick up a baseball.
439
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:20,385
Back to a place
called Mertle's Acres.
440
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:25,390
It all started about, mmm,
20 years ago,
441
00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:29,353
when thieves kept stealing junk
from Mertle's Acres junkyard.
442
00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:32,814
So Mr. Mertle, the guy
that used to own the place,
443
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:36,777
got him this new pup
from the dog pound.
444
00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:39,029
He fed him whole sides of beef...
445
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,740
and turned the pup loose
in the junkyard.
446
00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:44,117
And the pup was grateful.
447
00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:51,875
[ Thunderous Footsteps ]
448
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:59,091
And so, in a few weeks,
the pup grew into The Beast.
449
00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:02,719
And he grew big,
and he grew mean...
450
00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:07,015
so that he could protect the junkyard
with only one thing on his mind:
451
00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:09,768
to kill everyone
that broke in.
452
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:14,314
- And he did, and he liked it a lot!
- [ Men Screaming ]
453
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:18,193
The Beast was the most perfect
junkyard dog that ever lived.
454
00:30:18,277 --> 00:30:21,405
A true killing machine.
455
00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:24,366
But after a while, the cops started
getting phone calls from people...
456
00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:27,244
reporting all the missing thieves,
457
00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,580
the ones The Beast had killed.
458
00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:32,457
It added up to about 120--
459
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,835
173 guys.
460
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,004
- It's true.
- [ Growling ]
461
00:30:37,129 --> 00:30:39,464
They never found a single body.
462
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:42,676
Not one. Some people say
they all got away.
463
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:45,554
But we all know
what really happened.
464
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:47,598
The Beast ate them.
465
00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:51,518
He ate them bone and all.
466
00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,937
The Beast was too good
at his guard dog job,
467
00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:56,732
so the police said
he had to be retired.
468
00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:59,651
My grandpa, Squidman Palledorous,
469
00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:01,987
was police chiefback then.
470
00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:06,658
He ordered Mr. Mertle to turn
his backyard into a fortress...
471
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:10,245
and chain up The Beast
and put him under the house...
472
00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:13,373
where he could never get out
to eat children and stuff.
473
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:16,210
- That's where he's been for 20 years.
- [ Growling ]
474
00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:19,087
And that's where he'll be
for the rest of his life.
475
00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:22,216
Because Mr. Mertle
asked the cops how long...
476
00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:24,885
he had to keep The Beast
chained up like a slave,
477
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:29,348
they said until forever.
478
00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,517
Forever. Forever.
479
00:31:31,517 --> 00:31:33,977
Forever. Forever.
480
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:37,731
Forever.
[ Echoing ]
481
00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:42,277
And so, The Beast sits there
under that lean-to,
482
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:46,740
dreaming of the time when he can
break the chain and get out,
483
00:31:46,865 --> 00:31:50,452
dreaming of the time
he can chase and kill again.
484
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,747
See, man? That's why
you can't go over there.
485
00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:56,542
Nobody ever has.
Nobody ever will.
486
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:59,878
One kid did, but nobody
ever seen him again.
487
00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:03,215
- That ain't true.
- Yeah, it is.
488
00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:08,846
He got eaten.
489
00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:11,223
Nuh-uh.
490
00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:13,475
No. None of that's true.
491
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,811
You guys are just making this up
to scare me.
492
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:17,813
Oh, yeah?
493
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,817
Stick your head
out that window...
494
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:24,069
and look down.
495
00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:31,618
[Scotty Narrating] That night I
learned that more than 150 baseballs...
496
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:34,830
had gone over that fence and not one
of them was ever seen again,
497
00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,832
- even when some brave kid...
- [ The Beast Growling ]
498
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:39,209
worked up enough courage
to peek over.
499
00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,670
Because when they went over,
they vanished.
500
00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:43,672
I knew it was true.
501
00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:45,716
- Because when I looked down in there,
- [ Growling Continues ]
502
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:50,095
I didn't see a single solitary one.
503
00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:52,639
- [ Chain Rattling ]
- [ Screaming ]
504
00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:55,559
- He's down there.
- You bet he is.
505
00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,687
Whatever goes over that fence...
506
00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:02,900
stays there.
507
00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:06,528
It becomes the property
of The Beast...
508
00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:08,739
forever.
509
00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:15,454
- Come on, give it to me.
- No, I wanna carry it.
510
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,956
- Come on. I paid for it.
- I wanna carry it.
511
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,126
- Oh. Whoa!
- Give it to me.
512
00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,795
- # There goes my baby #
- Jeez Louise.
513
00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,797
- What's the matter?
- Jeez.
514
00:33:25,923 --> 00:33:28,133
# Movin' on down the line #
515
00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:32,137
# Wonderin' where
Wonderin' where #
516
00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:35,182
# Wonderin' where she is bound #
517
00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:39,561
Wendy Peffercorn. Mmm.
518
00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:42,981
- Whoa!
- Wow!
519
00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:45,776
# Now I'm alone so all alone #
520
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:49,696
# What can I do
What can I do #
521
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:53,367
- # There goes my baby #
- # Whoa-oa-oa #
522
00:33:53,492 --> 00:33:56,954
- # There goes my baby #
- # Whoa, I-I-I-I #
523
00:33:57,079 --> 00:34:00,332
- # There goes my baby #
- # Whoa-oa-oa #
524
00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:02,751
- # There she goes #
- # Yeah #
525
00:34:02,835 --> 00:34:05,254
- Come on, let's go. We gotta get--
- No!
526
00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:07,923
- We gotta get to the sandlot. Let's go.
- # Did she really love me #
527
00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:10,759
- [ Chattering ]
- # Was she just playin'##
528
00:34:10,843 --> 00:34:12,761
- Come on. Let's go.
- Okay.
529
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,683
[ Panting ]
I'm sweating like a pig.
530
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,685
Let's go! Come on!
531
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:26,108
Where you guys been?
We've been waiting here forever already.
532
00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:28,151
Aw, Squints was pervin' a dish.
533
00:34:28,235 --> 00:34:31,530
- Shut up. I wasn't.
- Yeah, yeah, you were.
534
00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:35,742
Your tongue was hangin' out of
your head, and you was swoonin'.
535
00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:40,497
Oh, Wendy Peffercorn,
my darling lover girl. [ Chuckles ]
536
00:34:40,581 --> 00:34:42,749
I said shut up!
537
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:45,252
I've got a lot of things
on my mind.
538
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,340
This pop isn't working, Benny.
539
00:34:50,424 --> 00:34:53,969
I'm baking like a toasted cheeser!
It's so hot here!
540
00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:57,890
It's 150 degrees out there.
You can't play baseball.
541
00:34:57,973 --> 00:35:01,018
- You have to call it for the day.
- You gotta listen to him, Benny.
542
00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:04,855
Vote then.
Anybody who wants to be...
543
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:08,984
a "can't hack it" panty waist...
544
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:12,487
who wears their mama's bra,
raise your hand.
545
00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:14,531
- Yeah, I can handle that.
- [ Chattering In Agreement ]
546
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,327
Fine, fine, fine!
547
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,329
Be like that.
548
00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:22,331
So what are we gonna do?
549
00:35:22,414 --> 00:35:25,334
[ Laughing ]
550
00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:31,089
Scam pool honeys!
551
00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:35,010
[Scotty Narrating] Benny would've
played ball all day, all night, rain,
552
00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:37,012
shine, tidal wave, whatever.
553
00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:39,598
Baseball was the only thing
he cared about.
554
00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:42,267
But of all the things
we ever did besides baseball,
555
00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:45,187
going to the pool
was what he tolerated best.
556
00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,814
Even though none of us had
ever seen a Playboy magazine,
557
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:51,026
- which we constantly lied about,
- Hi.
558
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:54,154
we figured going to the pool was
the next best thing to being there.
559
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:57,491
I remember you.
Oh, sexy.
560
00:36:00,452 --> 00:36:02,579
Hey, girls.
561
00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:10,712
Cannonball!
562
00:36:11,797 --> 00:36:14,216
[ Women Screaming ]
563
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:21,265
[ Scotty Narrating ] It wasn't really
the pool honeys like we said,
564
00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:25,769
because if any one of them
had come up to any one of us,
we'd have just peed our pants.
565
00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:28,146
We all went because--
566
00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:33,151
well, because Wendy Peffercorn
was the lifeguard.
567
00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:53,297
- Aw, man.
- Yeah, yeah. Too cool.
568
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,340
[ Timmy ]
She don't know what she's doing.
569
00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:57,342
[ Tommy ]
She don't know what she's doing.
570
00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,678
[ Benny ]
Yeah, she does.
571
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:02,472
She knows exactly
what she's doing.
572
00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:06,310
I've swum here every summer
of my adult life.
573
00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:11,773
And every summer,
there she is,
574
00:37:11,857 --> 00:37:17,321
lotioning, oiling,
oiling, lotioning.
575
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:21,283
- One day it became too much...
- Smiling.
576
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:24,286
- for Michael "Squints" Palledorous.
- Smiling!
577
00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:26,788
I can't take this no more!
578
00:37:26,872 --> 00:37:29,458
- Move!
- And he did the most desperate thing...
579
00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:31,793
- Lotioning, oiling.
- any of us...
580
00:37:31,877 --> 00:37:33,837
- had ever seen.
- Lotioning,
581
00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:36,089
oiling.
582
00:37:42,179 --> 00:37:44,056
[ Chuckles ]
583
00:37:44,181 --> 00:37:47,643
- What's wrong with him?
- What's he doing?
584
00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:00,572
Three summers of this.
I think he finally snapped.
585
00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:03,951
I don't know. But that's the deep end,
and Squints can't swim.
586
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:09,998
[ Shuddering ]
587
00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:18,298
[ Giggles ]
588
00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,179
[ All Shouting ]
589
00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:27,558
[Shouting Continues ]
590
00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:43,240
- Somebody help him!
- Squints!
591
00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:45,534
Somebody help him!
Come on!
592
00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:48,287
[ Shouting Continues ]
593
00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,089
Move back. Move back.
594
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:02,301
- Okay, I got him. I got him.
- Come on up, Wendy.
595
00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:05,804
Everybody move back.
Move back. Roll him over.
596
00:39:05,888 --> 00:39:08,182
Never mind! Never mind!
597
00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:11,768
- Come on, Squints.
- [ Exhaling Forcefully]
598
00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:13,604
- Come on, Squints.
- Come on!
599
00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:16,106
- Squints!
- [ Exhaling Forcefully]
600
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:19,526
- Come on, Squints. Squints.
- Come on, Squints. Come on.
601
00:39:21,612 --> 00:39:24,698
- Wake up.
- Come on, breathe, would you?
602
00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:29,369
Come on, Squints!
You can do it! Pull through, bud!
603
00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:36,668
- Come on, man! Come on!
- Yeah, yeah. He looks pretty crappy.
604
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,507
Squints! Come on, man.
605
00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,262
Oh, God, he looks
like a dead fish.
606
00:39:52,851 --> 00:39:55,062
[ Boys ]
What?
607
00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:59,775
- # This magic moment #
- [ Muffled Grunt ]
608
00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:02,945
- [ Screams ] Little pervert!
- # So different #
609
00:40:03,028 --> 00:40:05,030
- Oh, man, he's in deep shit.
- # And so new #
610
00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:08,158
- [Boys Shouting]
- # Was like any other #
611
00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:10,786
# Until I kissed you #
612
00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:13,372
# And then it happened #
613
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:17,918
# It took me by surprise #
614
00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:21,129
# I knew that you felt it too #
615
00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:24,550
- # By the look in your eyes #
- And stay out!
616
00:40:24,675 --> 00:40:28,136
# Sweeter than wine #
617
00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,682
# Softer than the summer night #
618
00:40:31,807 --> 00:40:35,018
# Everything I want I have #
619
00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:38,355
# Whenever I hold you tight #
620
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,941
# This magic moment #
621
00:40:42,568 --> 00:40:45,445
# While your lips
are close to mine #
622
00:40:45,571 --> 00:40:47,906
# Will last forever #
623
00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:50,200
Oh, hey, here's your glasses.
Did you plan that?
624
00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:53,036
Of course I did.
I been planning it for years.
625
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,289
You guys, he planned that!
He knew what he was doing!
626
00:40:55,414 --> 00:40:58,375
# Oh, magic #
627
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,795
Michael "Squints" Palledorous
walked a little taller that day.
628
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,964
We had to tip our hats to him.
629
00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:06,466
He was lucky she hadn't
beat the crap out of him.
630
00:41:06,592 --> 00:41:09,428
We wouldn't have blamed her.
What he'd done was sneaky,
631
00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:13,807
rotten and low... and cool.
632
00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:16,852
Not another one among us
would've ever in a million years...
633
00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:20,939
even for a million dollars had the guts
to put the move on the lifeguard.
634
00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:23,734
He did.
He had kissed a woman,
635
00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:26,195
and he had kissed her long
and good.
636
00:41:26,278 --> 00:41:28,947
We got banned from the pool
forever that day.
637
00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,949
But every time we walked by
after that,
638
00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,951
the lifeguard looked down
from her tower,
639
00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:35,370
- # This magic moment #
- right over at Squints...
640
00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:38,624
- and smiled.
- # While your lips are close to mine ##
641
00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:41,084
[ Boys Laughing, Chattering ]
642
00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:50,469
- # O beautiful #
- [ Knocking ]
643
00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:52,471
- Get your glove and come on.
- What's the big deal?
644
00:41:52,596 --> 00:41:56,308
- Night game. Come on. Come on.
- Mom, I'm going out!
645
00:41:57,434 --> 00:42:01,230
# In liberating strife #
646
00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:08,570
# Who more than self #
647
00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:12,783
- [Fireworks Whistling]
- # The country loved #
648
00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:14,952
[Scotty Narrating]
There was only one night game a year.
649
00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:17,204
- Guys, wait up!
- On the 4th of July...
650
00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:20,165
the whole sky would brighten up
with fireworks,
651
00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:23,043
giving us just enough light
for a game.
652
00:42:23,168 --> 00:42:27,089
We played our best then
because, I guess, we all felt
like the big leaguers...
653
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:30,008
under the lights
of some great stadium.
654
00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:32,302
Benny felt like that
all the time.
655
00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:36,348
We all knew he was gonna go on
to bigger and better games,
656
00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:40,978
because every time we stopped
to watch the sky on those nights
like regular kids,
657
00:42:41,103 --> 00:42:43,313
he was there to call us back.
658
00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:47,276
You see, for us,
baseball was a game.
659
00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:50,195
But for
Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez,
660
00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:52,531
baseball was life.
661
00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:55,784
- [ Boys Shouting ]
- # And every grain divine #
662
00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:58,871
- Okay, hit it!
- Yeah, yeah, come on, Benny.
663
00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:04,501
# O beautiful #
664
00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:08,922
# For spacious skies #
665
00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:15,762
- # For amber waves of grain #
- [ Fireworks Whistling, Crackling ]
666
00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:26,648
# For purple
mountain majesties #
667
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:32,279
# Above the fruited plain #
668
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:36,158
Now wait a minute.
669
00:43:36,241 --> 00:43:38,327
I'm talking about--
670
00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:40,913
# America #
671
00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:43,040
# Sweet #
672
00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:45,042
# America #
673
00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,794
You know--
674
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,591
# God done shed His grace
on thee #
675
00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:57,888
# He-He-He crowned thy good#
676
00:43:58,013 --> 00:44:00,057
Yes, He did.
677
00:44:00,182 --> 00:44:02,559
# In a brotherhood #
678
00:44:02,643 --> 00:44:05,229
- Man!
- # From sea #
679
00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:09,191
# To shining sea ##
680
00:44:09,274 --> 00:44:11,443
[ Boys Shouting ]
681
00:44:11,443 --> 00:44:12,361
[ Boys Shouting ]
682
00:44:12,444 --> 00:44:16,740
- Come on! Hurry up!
- First!
683
00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:19,076
Run!
684
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:21,495
Back off!
685
00:44:22,996 --> 00:44:25,082
Yeah, yeah!
686
00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:28,544
- Throw it in! Throw it in!
- Get him! Get him!
687
00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:31,046
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
688
00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:35,300
- Come on! Hurry up!
- Go, Benny!
689
00:44:35,425 --> 00:44:38,762
- [ Groaning ]
- Oh, damn!
690
00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:46,311
Oh, no!
691
00:45:15,007 --> 00:45:18,886
It's easy when you play with a bunch
of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
692
00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:21,763
- Shut your mouth, Phillips.
- What'd you say, crap face?
693
00:45:21,847 --> 00:45:24,224
I said you shouldn't even
be allowed to touch a baseball.
694
00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:27,227
Except for Rodriguez,
you're all an insult to the game.
695
00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:30,731
Come on! We'll take you on
right here, right now!
696
00:45:30,856 --> 00:45:34,234
- Come on!
- [ All Shouting In Agreement ]
697
00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:36,612
We play on a real diamond, Porter.
698
00:45:36,695 --> 00:45:38,947
You ain't good enough to lick
the dirt off our cleats.
699
00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:41,450
- Watch it, jerk.
- Shut up, idiot!
700
00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,368
- Moron!
- Scab eater!
701
00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:45,495
- Butt sniffer!
- Pus licker!
702
00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:48,498
- Fart smeller!
- [ Sniffing ] Ah!
703
00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:51,251
You eat dog crap
for breakfast, geek.
704
00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,879
You mix your Wheaties
with your mama's toe jam!
705
00:45:54,004 --> 00:45:56,256
[ All ]
Yeah!
706
00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:59,551
You bob for apples in the toilet
and you like it.
707
00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:03,347
- Ooh.
- You play ball like a girl!
708
00:46:10,062 --> 00:46:12,523
[ Laughing ]
709
00:46:12,606 --> 00:46:15,984
- What did you say?
- You heard me.
710
00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:19,696
Tomorrow.
711
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:22,699
Noon. At our field.
712
00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:24,701
Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
713
00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:27,079
Count on it,
pee-drinking crap face!
714
00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:28,539
[ All ]
Yeah!
715
00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:30,874
Let's go!
716
00:46:34,211 --> 00:46:37,089
[ Chattering ]
717
00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,677
We're gonna kick
their butts tomorrow.
718
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,679
Yeah!
719
00:46:45,222 --> 00:46:47,099
- Good job.
-Jerks.
720
00:46:49,393 --> 00:46:52,229
Play ball!
721
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:56,400
Hurry up, batter.
722
00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:59,486
It's gonna be a short game,
and I gotta get home for lunch.
723
00:47:01,113 --> 00:47:03,156
[ Snickers ]
That's one.
724
00:47:03,282 --> 00:47:07,786
You know, if I had a dog
as ugly as you,
725
00:47:07,911 --> 00:47:11,999
I'd shave his butt
and tell him to walk backwards.
726
00:47:12,124 --> 00:47:14,251
The heater.
727
00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:17,296
Here it comes.
I dare you.
728
00:47:17,379 --> 00:47:19,423
Strike three.
You're out.
729
00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:24,094
Hey, is that your sister
out there in left field, naked?
730
00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:26,513
- She's naked.
- Shut up, Porter!
731
00:47:26,638 --> 00:47:28,515
Hey, hey, hey.
732
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,560
I'm just trying to have
a little friendly conversation.
733
00:47:31,643 --> 00:47:35,063
Come on. You think
she'd go out with me?
734
00:47:37,691 --> 00:47:39,443
Come on.
Show me your stuff.
735
00:47:39,568 --> 00:47:42,029
- Let's see what you got.
- Hey, batter, batter, batter!
736
00:47:42,154 --> 00:47:44,823
- Take him out!
- [Boys Shouting]
737
00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:04,218
- Come on!
- Bring it in!
738
00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:18,023
- Oh! Beat ya.
- [ Shouting Continues ]
739
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:23,403
Throw it to third!
740
00:48:53,892 --> 00:48:57,062
[Scotty Narrating ]
We were all walking on air that night.
741
00:48:57,187 --> 00:48:59,064
It had been a solid victory.
742
00:48:59,189 --> 00:49:01,483
In fact, we beat the crap
out of those guys.
743
00:49:01,567 --> 00:49:03,902
So we all went to celebrate.
744
00:49:04,027 --> 00:49:06,738
And we did
the stupidest thing...
745
00:49:06,864 --> 00:49:08,782
any of us had ever done.
746
00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:11,869
- Hey, guys, it's all on me tonight.
- [ All Shouting ]
747
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:13,871
Thanks, Benny!
748
00:49:13,954 --> 00:49:15,873
Nine tickets, please.
749
00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:17,875
- Hey, Benny.
- Thanks.
750
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:20,878
- Hey, Benny.
- Benny.
751
00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:23,255
- Come on, you guys!
- What about me? Thanks.
752
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:26,550
Aw, crap!
I almost forgot!
753
00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,760
- What?
- What?
754
00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:35,058
Chaw! I was saving it
for a good time.
755
00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:37,186
- What is it?
- Big Chief.
756
00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:39,188
[ Sniffing ]
The best!
757
00:49:39,271 --> 00:49:44,276
Jeez, Smalls. I suppose you don't
even know who The Babe is either.
758
00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:48,530
It's plug. Wad.
Chewing tobacco.
759
00:49:48,614 --> 00:49:51,200
- 'Baccy, man.
- What do you do with it?
760
00:49:53,452 --> 00:49:56,330
You're killing me, Smalls.
761
00:49:57,956 --> 00:50:00,375
- Chew it, of course. Yes.
- You do?
762
00:50:00,459 --> 00:50:03,170
Yeah, sure, man.
All the pros do it.
763
00:50:03,295 --> 00:50:05,756
Yeah, yeah.
Gives you tons of energy.
764
00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:09,259
- Let's dip. Let's dip.
- You got it, guys.
765
00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:13,180
Come on. I want some.
766
00:50:13,305 --> 00:50:15,641
- Mm. Mm.
- Mm.
767
00:50:15,766 --> 00:50:19,603
- The best.
- Let's ride!
768
00:50:19,686 --> 00:50:21,605
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
769
00:50:21,688 --> 00:50:24,608
## ['50s Rock ]
770
00:50:37,329 --> 00:50:39,248
Mm!
771
00:50:39,331 --> 00:50:42,167
## [ Continues ]
772
00:50:55,138 --> 00:50:58,308
- Yeah-hah!
- Yeah!
773
00:50:58,392 --> 00:51:01,770
- Whoo-hoo!
- Squints, this is the best!
774
00:51:01,854 --> 00:51:04,731
Wow! Yeah! Whoo!
775
00:51:04,857 --> 00:51:06,316
All right!
776
00:51:11,071 --> 00:51:13,448
# Tequila#
777
00:51:13,532 --> 00:51:15,450
Yeah!
778
00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:20,414
[ Moaning ]
779
00:51:41,935 --> 00:51:43,604
Blech!
780
00:51:47,232 --> 00:51:49,318
[ Moaning Continues ]
781
00:51:49,401 --> 00:51:51,945
[ Moans ]
782
00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:56,283
# Tequila #
783
00:52:12,758 --> 00:52:15,552
- [Vomiting ]
- [Vomiting]
784
00:52:15,636 --> 00:52:18,889
- [Vomiting]
- [Women Screaming ]
785
00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:20,724
[ Screaming ]
786
00:52:25,479 --> 00:52:27,856
- [ Belching ]
-# Tequila ##
787
00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:31,318
[ Belches ]
Oh, that feels better.
788
00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:39,451
I'll be back in an hour.
I'm gonna take your dad to the airport.
789
00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:41,495
Oh, okay.
790
00:52:41,578 --> 00:52:43,914
Honey, are you feeling all right?
You look kind of pale.
791
00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:45,916
- I'm fine, Mom.
- You sure?
792
00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:49,044
- I'm fine, really.
- All right.
793
00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:51,088
Listen, Scott.
794
00:52:53,507 --> 00:52:56,969
While I'm gone, you're the man
of the house. Understand?
795
00:52:57,094 --> 00:52:58,971
- Okay.
- Okay.
796
00:52:59,096 --> 00:53:01,890
- Where are you going?
- Chicago.
797
00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:03,976
On business for a week.
798
00:53:04,101 --> 00:53:07,563
- We'll take another stab at catch
when I get back, all right?
- Yeah, I guess so.
799
00:53:07,688 --> 00:53:10,107
- Take care of things for me.
- Okay.
800
00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:12,109
- All right?
- I will.
801
00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:15,028
Okay. Be a good boy.
802
00:53:15,112 --> 00:53:17,114
- I will.
- Okay.
803
00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:27,875
[Scotty Narrating] A couple days after
we all got over acting like big shots,
804
00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:32,379
we swore off the hard stuff forever
and just stuck to Bazooka.
805
00:53:32,462 --> 00:53:35,215
But the day we all got back
together for some baseball...
806
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:39,428
was the day I got us into
the biggest pickle of all time,
807
00:53:39,511 --> 00:53:42,306
and it all started with an omen.
808
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,295
Oh, man.
809
00:54:57,756 --> 00:55:00,717
I don't believe it.
810
00:55:00,801 --> 00:55:02,719
- Bitchin'.
- [ Benny ] Nah, it ain't.
811
00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:04,721
Come on. Maybe two or three
guys in history...
812
00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:06,723
ever busted the guts out of a ball.
813
00:55:06,849 --> 00:55:10,644
- Must be an omen.
- All's it means is that
we can't play no more.
814
00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:13,897
It's only 12:00, and I just ruined
the whole day for us.
815
00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:16,984
No, you didn't. That's the most
amazing thing I ever saw.
816
00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:19,319
- Yeah.
- [Benny] Anybody got any money?
817
00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:22,656
- [ All ] No.
- Then it ain't okay, 'cause
now we can't play no more.
818
00:55:22,739 --> 00:55:24,658
Yeah, we can.
819
00:55:24,741 --> 00:55:27,744
What, you got 98 extra cents
lying around, Smalls?
820
00:55:27,828 --> 00:55:31,832
- No, but I got a ball.
- [ All ] Go get it!
821
00:55:48,056 --> 00:55:51,268
I got it, guys! I got it!
I got the ball, guys!
822
00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,270
I got it. Right here, guys.
823
00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:55,898
I got the ball. I got it.
824
00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:58,567
- Here, Benny. I got it.
- Bitchin'. Your ball, your ups.
825
00:55:58,692 --> 00:56:00,611
- Here you go.
- Okay.
826
00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:03,906
All right. Come on.
Kenny, here.
827
00:56:03,989 --> 00:56:05,908
Come on. Yeah, come on!
828
00:56:05,991 --> 00:56:08,535
Batter up!
829
00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:10,746
[Sighs ]
Your fly's open.
830
00:56:12,706 --> 00:56:14,875
[ Snickers ]
There's one.
831
00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:19,588
One, two, three.
832
00:56:19,671 --> 00:56:21,924
Three strikes, three pitches.
833
00:56:22,007 --> 00:56:23,926
[ All ]
Hey, batter, batter, batter!
834
00:56:24,009 --> 00:56:27,596
- Come on, Smalls!
- Hey, batter, batter, batter!
835
00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,226
Oh, my. Oh, man.
836
00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:35,562
- Run!
- Yes!
837
00:56:35,646 --> 00:56:38,941
Way to go, school meat!
I taught him everything.
838
00:56:39,024 --> 00:56:42,444
[ All Shouting ]
839
00:56:42,528 --> 00:56:45,614
Oh, man, that was great.
That went clear over.
840
00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:51,161
Hey, uh, Smalls,
third base is that way.
841
00:56:51,245 --> 00:56:53,163
Hey, Smalls. Smalls.
842
00:56:54,414 --> 00:56:57,751
- Go to third.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
843
00:56:57,835 --> 00:57:01,004
Yeah! Nice hit, Smalls.
Nice hit. Yeah!
844
00:57:01,129 --> 00:57:04,550
- Oh, no.
- It's outta here!
Who's got the big bat now?
845
00:57:04,675 --> 00:57:07,636
- [ All ] Smalls! Smalls! Smalls!
- Smalls?
846
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,805
You forgot to turn.
847
00:57:09,888 --> 00:57:12,140
You go to third base!
848
00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:16,311
Smalls--
849
00:57:17,563 --> 00:57:19,481
What the hell's he doing?
850
00:57:19,565 --> 00:57:22,526
Maybe the shock of his first homer
was just too much for him.
851
00:57:22,651 --> 00:57:25,445
Yeah.
852
00:57:26,864 --> 00:57:30,701
- [ Chattering ]
- Smalls.
853
00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:34,538
Smalls? Smalls.
854
00:57:34,663 --> 00:57:37,207
[The Beast Growling]
855
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:53,557
- We got to get that ball back.
- Oh, yeah, right.
856
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,476
- Good one, Smalls.
- [Laughing] Yeah, good one, Smalls.
857
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,646
Hey, forget about it, man.
Let's get another ball.
858
00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:01,565
No, you don't understand!
859
00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:05,694
Sure, we do. You feel bad
'cause you belted a homer.
Now we can't play no more.
860
00:58:05,819 --> 00:58:08,488
No, you don't understand!
That wasn't my ball!
861
00:58:12,659 --> 00:58:15,537
What do you mean,
that wasn't your ball?
862
00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:17,831
It was my stepdad's.
863
00:58:17,915 --> 00:58:20,042
I stole it from his trophy room.
864
00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:22,628
It was a present or something.
Somebody gave it to him.
865
00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:24,922
We gotta get it back.
He's gonna kill me!
866
00:58:25,047 --> 00:58:27,966
Ohh.
867
00:58:28,091 --> 00:58:30,719
Listen to me, Smalls.
868
00:58:30,802 --> 00:58:33,263
It's a matter of life and death.
869
00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:36,600
Where did your old man
get that ball?
870
00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:39,937
What? I don't know.
Some lady gave it to him.
871
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,564
- Why?
- What? Some lady?
872
00:58:42,689 --> 00:58:46,151
Yeah. She even signed her name on it.
Some lady named...
873
00:58:46,276 --> 00:58:48,403
Ruth, Baby Ruth.
874
00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:50,697
[ All Shouting ]
Babe Ruth?
875
00:58:50,781 --> 00:58:53,784
[ Shouting Continues ]
876
00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:04,211
[The Beast Growling]
877
00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:15,389
No!
878
00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:19,142
[ All Shouting ]
879
00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:22,646
The Beast got it.
880
00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:26,275
- You're dead as a doornail, Smalls.
- You're dead as a doornail.
881
00:59:26,358 --> 00:59:29,820
Smalls, you mean to tell me that you
went home and swiped a ball...
882
00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:32,406
that was signed by Babe Ruth,
883
00:59:32,489 --> 00:59:35,993
- and you brought it here
and actually played with it?
- Actually played with it?
884
00:59:36,118 --> 00:59:40,664
- Yeah, but I was gonna bring it back.
- But it was signed by Babe Ruth.
885
00:59:40,789 --> 00:59:44,960
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You keep telling me that. Who is she?
886
00:59:45,043 --> 00:59:46,837
What?
887
00:59:48,088 --> 00:59:50,132
What?
888
00:59:50,215 --> 00:59:53,802
- The Sultan of Swat.
- The King of Crash.
889
00:59:53,886 --> 00:59:56,471
- The Colossus of Clout.
- The Colossus of Clout.
890
00:59:56,555 --> 00:59:58,515
[Together]
Babe Ruth!
891
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,894
The Great Bambino!
892
01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:05,522
Oh, my God!
You mean that's the same guy?
893
01:00:05,647 --> 01:00:07,524
[ All ]
Yes!
894
01:00:07,649 --> 01:00:11,528
Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest
baseball player that ever lived.
895
01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:14,656
People say he was less than a god
but more than a man.
896
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:17,242
You know, like Hercules
or something.
897
01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:21,038
That ball you just aced
to The Beast is worth,
898
01:00:21,163 --> 01:00:23,457
well, more than your whole life.
899
01:00:25,209 --> 01:00:28,670
[ Groans ]
I don't feel so good.
900
01:00:28,795 --> 01:00:32,549
- Uh-oh, fan him.
- Give him air, give him air.
901
01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:34,843
We have to get that ball back.
902
01:00:37,095 --> 01:00:40,349
- When does your old man
get home from work?
- He's gone on business.
903
01:00:40,432 --> 01:00:44,353
Out of town.
But he could be back anytime.
904
01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:46,355
All right.
Find out when.
905
01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:49,358
And, guys, spread out and look
for bottles and cash 'em in.
906
01:00:49,441 --> 01:00:52,277
We need 98 cents.
We gotta buy us a ball.
907
01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:54,446
- Yeah!
- [ Chattering ]
908
01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:03,455
- Come on. Let's go!
- Go, go, go, go! Move, move!
909
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:07,042
Come on. Open it up!
Hurry up, hurry up!
910
01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,837
- Give me the ball.
- Give me something to write with.
911
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,923
- I got a pencil.
- Give me a pen, not a pencil!
912
01:01:13,048 --> 01:01:15,050
- Sorry.
- I got a pen.
913
01:01:16,802 --> 01:01:18,720
Babe--
914
01:01:18,804 --> 01:01:21,473
- Baby Ruthie?
- It says, "Babe Ruth."
915
01:01:21,598 --> 01:01:24,726
- I don't know, Benny, man.
- Yeah, boy, that looks pretty crappy.
916
01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:26,895
It doesn't matter
what it looks like.
917
01:01:26,979 --> 01:01:28,897
His mom's never gonna know
the difference.
918
01:01:28,981 --> 01:01:32,234
- This'll just buy us
some time, you dorks.
- Okay, come on.
919
01:01:49,334 --> 01:01:51,920
- Scotty?
- [ Gasps ] Uh, in here, Mom.
920
01:01:53,630 --> 01:01:56,383
Oh, hi, honey.
What are you doing in here?
921
01:01:56,466 --> 01:01:58,886
Uh, just looking at Bill's--
922
01:01:58,969 --> 01:02:00,971
I mean, uh, Dad's baseball.
923
01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:04,391
You know he doesn't like
you to touch his things.
924
01:02:05,851 --> 01:02:07,978
Yeah. I-- I know. Sorry, Mom.
925
01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:11,982
Has he ever told you about that ball?
926
01:02:12,107 --> 01:02:15,235
Uh, no. Uh, not really.
927
01:02:15,319 --> 01:02:19,489
I-- I don't think so.
No, no, no, he hasn't at all.
928
01:02:19,615 --> 01:02:22,284
I don't-- I don't know
anything about it.
929
01:02:22,367 --> 01:02:25,162
Babe Ruth signed that ball.
He was...
930
01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:27,497
the greatest baseball player
who ever lived.
931
01:02:27,581 --> 01:02:31,210
- Oh. Really? [ Chuckles ]
- He sure is.
932
01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:35,339
Your dad's father gave it to him.
933
01:02:35,464 --> 01:02:37,841
Maybe someday he'll give it to you.
934
01:02:39,051 --> 01:02:41,386
Oh.
935
01:02:41,512 --> 01:02:43,388
Neat.
[ Chuckles ]
936
01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:46,058
[Scotty Narrating]
It was salt in an open wound.
937
01:02:46,183 --> 01:02:48,435
Even my own mom, a grown-up girl,
938
01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:51,104
knew who Babe Ruth was.
939
01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:53,815
I was dead meat.
940
01:02:53,899 --> 01:02:57,361
We had thought that that ball Benny
had busted the guts out of...
941
01:02:57,486 --> 01:02:59,863
meant something amazing
was gonna happen.
942
01:02:59,988 --> 01:03:02,324
Now I just figured
it meant my life was over.
943
01:03:02,407 --> 01:03:04,493
Hey, I got it!
944
01:03:04,576 --> 01:03:06,703
Why don't we just go over...
945
01:03:06,828 --> 01:03:09,957
and knock on the door and ask
Mr. Mertle if he can get it for us?
946
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:14,211
Are you out of your mind? Mr. Mertle's
the meanest old man that ever lived.
947
01:03:14,336 --> 01:03:18,006
He's the one who made
The Beast eat that kid.
948
01:03:19,258 --> 01:03:22,886
It's not an option, Smalls.
Forget about it!
949
01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:26,473
Oh, okay. Sorry.
I -- I will.
950
01:03:26,557 --> 01:03:28,809
Let's just look out the window.
951
01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:31,019
Good idea.
952
01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:43,198
[ The Beast Growling]
953
01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:54,501
[ Snarls ]
954
01:03:58,589 --> 01:04:02,217
- He's daring us.
- We're on his territory now.
955
01:04:02,342 --> 01:04:04,261
Anybody got any bright ideas?
956
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:07,973
[Scotty Narrating] After we'd
all thought about it real hard,
957
01:04:08,098 --> 01:04:11,268
we had absolutely no idea
what the hell we were gonna do.
958
01:04:11,351 --> 01:04:13,395
So things started primitively.
959
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:19,776
Go.
960
01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:27,242
- Farther.
- Farther, okay.
961
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:37,794
-Just a little bit farther.
- Farther. Farther.
962
01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:42,382
- Aah!
- [ All Yelling ]
963
01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:45,552
Oh, no! Aah!
964
01:04:56,939 --> 01:04:59,566
Farther.
965
01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:02,569
[ Creaking ]
966
01:05:02,653 --> 01:05:06,823
Go to the right a little bit.
Put the back to the right.
967
01:05:06,949 --> 01:05:08,867
[ Creaking ]
968
01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:12,913
A little bit farther.
969
01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:15,624
- Farther?
- Guys, I see it. Turn, turn.
970
01:05:19,503 --> 01:05:21,922
Almost.
971
01:05:23,757 --> 01:05:26,593
You got it. Pull it back.
972
01:05:26,677 --> 01:05:29,304
- I got it!
- Got it, guys.
973
01:05:29,429 --> 01:05:32,474
- [ Snarls ]
- Oh, my God!
974
01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:35,143
Pull it back! Aah!
975
01:05:35,227 --> 01:05:38,105
[ All Screaming ]
976
01:05:41,733 --> 01:05:44,444
[ Snarls ]
977
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:52,870
[ Growling]
978
01:05:56,582 --> 01:06:01,044
I think we've seriously
underestimated The Beast.
979
01:06:01,170 --> 01:06:04,715
Obviously, we're dealing
with a superior intelligence.
980
01:06:07,885 --> 01:06:11,054
- Power.
- Okay, guys, almost ready.
981
01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:13,056
We're connecting power now.
982
01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,684
Power connected.
983
01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:33,744
Okay, we're ready.
984
01:06:33,869 --> 01:06:36,371
Initiate retrieval suction.
985
01:06:36,455 --> 01:06:37,497
Initiate retrieval suction.
986
01:06:37,497 --> 01:06:39,166
Initiate retrieval suction.
987
01:06:39,249 --> 01:06:43,212
- Prepare to initiate
retrieval suction number one.
- Okay. Get ready, guys.
988
01:06:43,295 --> 01:06:45,506
Initiate retrieval suction
number one.
989
01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:48,091
Initiating retrieval suction
number one now!
990
01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:50,177
[ Whirring ]
991
01:06:52,262 --> 01:06:54,723
- Fire number two.
- Initiate number two.
992
01:06:54,806 --> 01:06:56,725
Firing two now!
993
01:06:56,808 --> 01:06:58,769
[ Grunting ]
994
01:07:00,145 --> 01:07:03,732
- Fire number three.
- Number three now!
995
01:07:03,815 --> 01:07:06,235
Whoa!
996
01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:11,740
Ha! You got it.
Haul it up.
997
01:07:11,823 --> 01:07:13,784
All right!
998
01:07:18,747 --> 01:07:21,583
- Pull it up.
- [ Snarls ]
999
01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:24,127
[ All Screaming ]
1000
01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:37,266
- What's going on, Squints?
- The pipe-- it's pinched shut.
1001
01:07:39,268 --> 01:07:43,063
- Turn it off, man!
- I can't! They're shorting out!
1002
01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:45,774
- What the hell is that noise?
- [ Whirring Continues ]
1003
01:07:45,858 --> 01:07:49,111
The vacs are clogged. I don't know
about you, but I'm getting outta here.
1004
01:07:49,194 --> 01:07:51,154
Let's go!
1005
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:54,491
Oh, no! Aah!
1006
01:07:55,617 --> 01:07:57,494
Aah!
1007
01:08:02,833 --> 01:08:05,169
Aah!
1008
01:08:05,252 --> 01:08:09,173
Aah! Aah!
1009
01:08:09,256 --> 01:08:11,675
They're gonna blow! Aah!
1010
01:08:15,804 --> 01:08:18,807
[ All Yelling ]
1011
01:08:23,312 --> 01:08:25,189
Aah!
1012
01:08:25,314 --> 01:08:27,858
Incoming!
1013
01:08:56,553 --> 01:09:01,725
[ Sighs ]
We've been going about this all wrong.
1014
01:09:01,808 --> 01:09:04,978
I blame myself.
[ Sighs ]
1015
01:09:05,062 --> 01:09:06,980
We need total surprise.
1016
01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:11,818
An airborne attack.
The Beast will never expect it.
1017
01:09:11,902 --> 01:09:13,529
Yeah.
1018
01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:17,866
[ Sighs ]
1019
01:09:20,953 --> 01:09:23,622
[Snarls ]
1020
01:09:23,747 --> 01:09:27,543
- It's clear.
- Take me up.
1021
01:09:42,432 --> 01:09:45,602
[ Growling, Barks ]
1022
01:09:50,107 --> 01:09:52,359
[ Grunts ]
1023
01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:54,361
Let me down slow.
1024
01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:03,912
- A little slower.
- Go slow.
1025
01:10:03,996 --> 01:10:05,998
Go.
1026
01:10:06,123 --> 01:10:08,083
Yeah, let me down.
Almost there.
1027
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,753
- He's almost there.
- [ Growling]
1028
01:10:16,550 --> 01:10:18,677
Let me down right over it.
1029
01:10:18,802 --> 01:10:21,263
Let him down right overit.
1030
01:10:22,973 --> 01:10:25,058
[ Panting ]
1031
01:10:26,518 --> 01:10:28,896
[ Growling]
1032
01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:33,984
[Snarls ]
1033
01:10:37,321 --> 01:10:39,239
Ewww.
1034
01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:43,619
Okay, I got it.
Get me outta here.
1035
01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:45,954
Pull him up.
1036
01:10:48,123 --> 01:10:50,584
[ Growling ]
1037
01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:54,463
I-- I-- I--
[ Stammering ]
1038
01:10:54,546 --> 01:10:58,050
- Hey, pull him up!
- Aah! Aah!
1039
01:10:58,175 --> 01:11:00,761
- [ Growling ]
- Aah!
1040
01:11:00,844 --> 01:11:03,180
[ All Shouting ]
1041
01:11:03,305 --> 01:11:05,766
- Aah!
- [ Growling ]
1042
01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:09,186
- [ All Shouting ]
- Aah!
1043
01:11:09,311 --> 01:11:11,522
[ All Yelling ]
1044
01:11:15,651 --> 01:11:17,611
[Scotty Narrating]
It was my last chance.
1045
01:11:17,694 --> 01:11:21,031
So we quit messing around
and pulled out all the stops.
1046
01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:23,700
I collected every piece
of erector set I had,
1047
01:11:23,825 --> 01:11:26,537
and it finally became...
1048
01:11:26,662 --> 01:11:29,706
science against nature.
1049
01:11:42,052 --> 01:11:46,223
Okay, go with me on the launch.
Come on, Squints.
1050
01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:52,354
- Prepare to launch.
- Prepare to launch.
1051
01:11:52,437 --> 01:11:54,731
Prepare to launch. Launching.
1052
01:11:54,815 --> 01:11:56,567
Launch.
1053
01:12:21,592 --> 01:12:23,927
Okay, you're on the ground.
1054
01:12:24,052 --> 01:12:26,138
[ Growls ]
1055
01:12:26,263 --> 01:12:28,390
Moving forward.
1056
01:12:36,481 --> 01:12:38,567
[ Growls ]
1057
01:12:46,158 --> 01:12:48,702
- You went too far. Go back.
- Reverse. It's too far.
1058
01:12:48,785 --> 01:12:50,370
Reverse.
1059
01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:54,625
Stop.
1060
01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:56,793
Drop catapult.
1061
01:13:01,798 --> 01:13:04,801
- The catapult is dropped.
- Open catapult.
1062
01:13:04,927 --> 01:13:07,554
We're gonna get it. I know it.
1063
01:13:07,638 --> 01:13:09,431
Opening.
1064
01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:16,480
Forward.
1065
01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:19,483
[The Beast Growling]
1066
01:13:23,654 --> 01:13:26,073
Close catapult.
1067
01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:31,078
- Catapult's closed.
- We're gonna get it. Come on.
1068
01:13:32,454 --> 01:13:36,333
- [ Growling]
- Aah! Fire, fire, fire!
1069
01:13:43,006 --> 01:13:45,467
I got it! I got it! I got it!
1070
01:13:49,596 --> 01:13:52,307
Aah!
1071
01:13:55,519 --> 01:13:57,187
[ Screaming ]
1072
01:14:02,943 --> 01:14:04,653
[Snarling]
1073
01:14:07,030 --> 01:14:09,408
[Boys Whimpering]
1074
01:14:21,545 --> 01:14:24,506
[Scotty Narrating]
My life... was over.
1075
01:14:24,631 --> 01:14:27,301
Just as Bill had finally
warmed up to me...
1076
01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:29,511
and asked me to be
the man of the house,
1077
01:14:29,636 --> 01:14:34,391
I had to knock a priceless chunk of
history into the clutches of a monster.
1078
01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:37,102
Great.
1079
01:14:37,227 --> 01:14:40,606
I had a dream that night
about a giant baseball...
1080
01:14:40,731 --> 01:14:42,774
that was signed by Babe Ruth...
1081
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,360
falling out of the sky
and hammering me into the ground...
1082
01:14:45,485 --> 01:14:47,988
like a railroad spike.
1083
01:14:48,071 --> 01:14:50,073
I didn't know what that meant,
1084
01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:54,411
but Benny had a dream that night too,
and his was a lot more helpful.
1085
01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:00,584
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1086
01:15:00,709 --> 01:15:03,420
Who's there?
1087
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:11,428
Don't go pee in your pants.
I'm just here to give you a hand.
1088
01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:14,723
- B-But you're--
- Dead?
1089
01:15:14,806 --> 01:15:16,767
Legends never die, kid.
1090
01:15:16,850 --> 01:15:18,769
But you're really him.
1091
01:15:20,354 --> 01:15:22,272
You're The Babe.
1092
01:15:23,607 --> 01:15:26,944
The Sultan of Swat.
The King of Crash.
1093
01:15:27,027 --> 01:15:29,613
Of Crash, and a hundred
other dopey names.
1094
01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:32,115
Forget about that stuff, kid.
We ain't got much time.
1095
01:15:32,241 --> 01:15:35,244
- I'm here 'cause you're in
some kind of a pickle, right?
- Yeah.
1096
01:15:35,327 --> 01:15:38,330
A baseball with
my John Hancock on it...
1097
01:15:38,455 --> 01:15:40,415
went over a fence and you
can't get it back, right?
1098
01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:43,460
Yeah, right.
1099
01:15:43,585 --> 01:15:47,089
- Then just hop over there and get it.
- Wait, wait!
1100
01:15:53,011 --> 01:15:55,138
- I can't.
- Can't what?
1101
01:15:56,807 --> 01:15:59,768
- I can't go into that backyard.
- Why not?
1102
01:16:01,019 --> 01:16:03,397
There's a beast back there.
1103
01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:06,859
What kind?
1104
01:16:06,984 --> 01:16:10,445
A giant gorilla-dog thing
that ate one kid already.
1105
01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:13,657
Is that a fact?
Sit down, kid.
1106
01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:17,911
Sit down.
1107
01:16:24,126 --> 01:16:27,004
Let me tell you something, kid.
1108
01:16:27,129 --> 01:16:30,591
Everybody gets one chance
to do something great.
1109
01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:33,969
Most people never take the chance,
either 'cause they're too scared...
1110
01:16:34,052 --> 01:16:36,638
or they don't recognize it
when it spits on their shoes.
1111
01:16:36,763 --> 01:16:39,433
This is your big chance,
1112
01:16:39,516 --> 01:16:41,768
and you shouldn't let it go by.
1113
01:16:41,852 --> 01:16:45,689
Remember when you busted the guts
out of the ball the other day?
1114
01:16:45,814 --> 01:16:49,693
Someone's telling you something, kid.
If I was you, I'd listen.
1115
01:16:51,278 --> 01:16:53,697
Yeah. But what?
1116
01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:56,617
[ Chuckles ]
You're the one with the rubber legs.
1117
01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,702
Figure it out.
1118
01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:02,664
"Henry Aaron."
1119
01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:06,001
-I don't know why, but can I have this?
-Sure, yeah.
1120
01:17:06,084 --> 01:17:08,003
Thanks.
1121
01:17:10,088 --> 01:17:12,382
Wait.
1122
01:17:14,384 --> 01:17:19,139
You're saying I should hop over
that fence and pickle The Beast?
1123
01:17:20,724 --> 01:17:24,895
Think about that, kid.
I'll see you later.
1124
01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:27,231
[Crowd Cheering]
1125
01:17:29,191 --> 01:17:32,819
Remember, kid, there's heroes
and there's legends.
1126
01:17:32,903 --> 01:17:35,531
Heroes get remembered,
1127
01:17:35,656 --> 01:17:37,699
but legends never die.
1128
01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:41,703
Follow your heart, kid,
and you'll never go wrong.
1129
01:17:41,787 --> 01:17:43,330
[ Knocking On Window ]
1130
01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:44,081
[ Knocking On Window ]
1131
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:47,793
I had a dream. Get dressed.
We're going to the sandlot.
1132
01:17:47,918 --> 01:17:50,087
Okay. Wait.
I'll get my stuff.
1133
01:17:58,929 --> 01:18:01,682
[Scotty Narrating] Only one kid
in history had ever attempted...
1134
01:18:01,765 --> 01:18:04,393
what Benny was about to,
1135
01:18:04,476 --> 01:18:06,436
and he got eaten.
1136
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,898
So we were worried--
real worried--
1137
01:18:09,982 --> 01:18:12,818
even when Benny brought out
the secret weapon:
1138
01:18:12,943 --> 01:18:17,114
shoes guaranteed to make a kid
run faster and jump higher,
1139
01:18:17,239 --> 01:18:19,116
P.F. Flyers.
1140
01:18:19,241 --> 01:18:22,411
We can't let him do this, man.
1141
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,430
Benny, wait.
1142
01:18:42,639 --> 01:18:44,558
It's okay.
1143
01:18:44,641 --> 01:18:46,602
It was my fault.
1144
01:18:48,687 --> 01:18:50,856
You don't have to do this.
1145
01:18:50,981 --> 01:18:54,610
Yeah. Come on, Benny, man. You don't
have to do it. Forget about it.
1146
01:18:54,735 --> 01:18:57,571
It's like committing suicide,
Benny. Don't do it.
1147
01:18:57,654 --> 01:18:59,990
- Yeah, don't do it, Benny.
- Yeah.
1148
01:19:00,115 --> 01:19:01,825
Don't do it.
It's suicide.
1149
01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:04,161
Yeah, I do, Smalls.
1150
01:19:05,621 --> 01:19:08,081
I have to do this.
1151
01:19:16,465 --> 01:19:18,342
[Babe Ruth's Voice]
Heroes get remembered,
1152
01:19:18,467 --> 01:19:20,469
but legends never die.
1153
01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:24,348
Follow your heart, kid,
and you'll never go wrong.
1154
01:19:48,121 --> 01:19:50,123
[ Snorts ]
1155
01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:54,837
[ Snorts ]
1156
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:05,848
[ Snarling ]
1157
01:20:17,568 --> 01:20:19,570
[ Sniffing ]
1158
01:20:19,653 --> 01:20:22,364
[ Gulps ]
1159
01:20:50,184 --> 01:20:52,186
[ Barks ]
1160
01:20:58,192 --> 01:21:00,861
[ Knuckles Cracking ]
1161
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,370
[ Growls ]
1162
01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:24,092
[ Barking ]
1163
01:21:31,642 --> 01:21:34,269
- Whoa!
- [ Boys Cheering ]
1164
01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:36,939
[ Shouting ]
1165
01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:39,983
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah!
1166
01:21:40,108 --> 01:21:43,487
- Yeah! All right, Benny!
- Oh, shit!
1167
01:21:43,612 --> 01:21:45,614
- # Wipe out #
- [ Barks ]
1168
01:21:48,116 --> 01:21:50,327
[ Barking ]
1169
01:21:56,625 --> 01:22:00,671
Come on! What are we waiting for?
Let's get him!
1170
01:22:03,507 --> 01:22:06,301
[Barking]
1171
01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:12,140
A werewolf can be killed
only with a silver bullet...
1172
01:22:12,266 --> 01:22:14,852
or a silver knife
or a stick...
1173
01:22:14,977 --> 01:22:17,479
- with a silver handle.
- You're insane.
1174
01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:19,147
[ Barking ]
1175
01:22:19,231 --> 01:22:21,400
[ Groaning ]
1176
01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:24,945
Aah!
1177
01:22:26,196 --> 01:22:27,656
Ohh!
1178
01:22:27,739 --> 01:22:31,285
- The wolf bit you, didn't he?
- Yeah, he did.
1179
01:22:35,873 --> 01:22:39,710
Go now.
And heaven help you.
1180
01:22:56,894 --> 01:22:59,521
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Growling ]
1181
01:23:23,921 --> 01:23:26,507
[ Audience Shouting, Screaming ]
1182
01:23:30,052 --> 01:23:31,970
# Wipe out ##
1183
01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:35,224
[Barking]
1184
01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:40,229
[ Picnickers Exclaiming ]
1185
01:23:50,155 --> 01:23:54,076
Look out! Aah!
1186
01:23:56,995 --> 01:23:59,957
Hey! Hey!
1187
01:24:02,334 --> 01:24:05,587
[ Gasping ]
1188
01:24:05,671 --> 01:24:08,590
- [ Shouting ]
- Hey, hey, hey! Kids!
1189
01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:13,554
Put it down.
Careful, careful.
1190
01:24:14,930 --> 01:24:17,474
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1191
01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:20,769
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1192
01:24:31,321 --> 01:24:33,282
Mommy, Mommy, look.
A doggy!
1193
01:24:33,365 --> 01:24:35,909
[Woman Screaming]
1194
01:24:35,993 --> 01:24:39,830
- Ooh, a big doggy.
- [ People Shouting ]
1195
01:24:39,955 --> 01:24:41,957
[ Girls Screaming]
1196
01:24:44,293 --> 01:24:46,795
- Ohh!
- Look out! Look out!
1197
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:49,256
Look out!
Sandlot, sandlot, sandlot!
1198
01:24:49,339 --> 01:24:51,592
Sandlot!
Let's go!
1199
01:24:51,675 --> 01:24:54,970
This way! Sandlot!
Shortcut, you guys! Let's go!
1200
01:24:55,053 --> 01:24:56,972
[ Barking ]
1201
01:25:09,234 --> 01:25:11,528
[ Panting ]
Where is he?
1202
01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:13,530
Does anyone see him?
1203
01:25:13,655 --> 01:25:15,824
I don't see him.
1204
01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:23,749
There he is!
1205
01:25:23,874 --> 01:25:25,751
[ Barking ]
1206
01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:33,717
Oh, no.
1207
01:25:38,472 --> 01:25:40,182
- [ Cloth Rips ]
- [ Groans ]
1208
01:25:49,399 --> 01:25:51,401
[ Barking ]
1209
01:25:56,156 --> 01:26:00,077
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
1210
01:26:07,876 --> 01:26:10,671
[ Growls ]
1211
01:26:12,089 --> 01:26:14,174
Look out!
1212
01:26:44,121 --> 01:26:46,790
Oh, man.
1213
01:26:46,915 --> 01:26:48,959
Oh, man.
1214
01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:53,422
[Whimpering]
1215
01:26:59,469 --> 01:27:01,388
Come on, guys.
Help me!
1216
01:27:01,471 --> 01:27:03,390
Please!
1217
01:27:06,101 --> 01:27:10,814
Benny! Benny,
help me, please! He's hurt!
1218
01:27:13,609 --> 01:27:16,320
Come on.
I can't lift it.
1219
01:27:18,655 --> 01:27:20,824
- [The Beast Whimpering]
- [ Grunting ]
1220
01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:15,212
Let's go.
1221
01:28:28,392 --> 01:28:30,561
Wow!
1222
01:28:34,356 --> 01:28:36,275
Aw.
1223
01:28:43,115 --> 01:28:46,535
- Wow!
- [Benny] Now we can play forever.
1224
01:29:08,932 --> 01:29:10,809
Hello?
1225
01:29:10,934 --> 01:29:13,228
This is bad.
1226
01:29:13,312 --> 01:29:15,230
This is very bad.
1227
01:29:15,314 --> 01:29:18,400
Um, we-- we--
we brought your dog home.
1228
01:29:18,525 --> 01:29:21,028
Hercules?
1229
01:29:21,111 --> 01:29:23,030
How'd he get out?
1230
01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:26,950
I'm telling you guys,
we should've just turned it loose.
1231
01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:30,579
Um, uh, well, uh-- We, uh--
1232
01:29:30,662 --> 01:29:34,958
What happened was, we hit a baseball
into your yard. We tried to get it back.
1233
01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:38,962
- So you're the ones that've
been making all that racket.
- Yes, sir.
1234
01:29:39,087 --> 01:29:41,173
You get it?
1235
01:29:41,298 --> 01:29:44,510
Um, y-yeah.
1236
01:29:47,179 --> 01:29:49,348
Well, first time...
1237
01:29:49,473 --> 01:29:53,268
that anybody ever got
the best of old Hercules.
1238
01:29:53,352 --> 01:29:56,772
Why didn't you just knock on the door?
I'd have gotten it for you.
1239
01:29:56,855 --> 01:29:58,649
- [ All Shouting ]
- Oh, my God!
1240
01:29:58,774 --> 01:30:00,817
I can't believe you!
1241
01:30:00,943 --> 01:30:04,655
- We got the ball back, didn't we?
- We almost got killed!
1242
01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:08,242
Didn't we get the ball back?
Just shut up!
1243
01:30:10,327 --> 01:30:12,246
We got the ball back.
1244
01:30:17,209 --> 01:30:19,962
Thanks for bringing him home.
1245
01:30:20,045 --> 01:30:22,631
Come on in.
1246
01:30:26,844 --> 01:30:29,388
We'll talk about this baseball.
1247
01:30:29,513 --> 01:30:31,390
Come on.
1248
01:30:41,024 --> 01:30:43,527
You in trouble,
aren't you, son?
1249
01:30:46,029 --> 01:30:48,740
Yeah, well, uh,
that was my stepdad's ball.
1250
01:30:48,866 --> 01:30:51,952
I took it without asking.
1251
01:30:52,035 --> 01:30:55,539
- It was signed by Babe Ruth.
- George signed this?
1252
01:30:55,664 --> 01:30:58,375
George Herman Ruth?
Yeah.
1253
01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:02,504
I take it back. You're not in trouble.
You're dead where you stand.
1254
01:31:05,132 --> 01:31:07,050
Hold on.
1255
01:31:08,969 --> 01:31:11,013
Hold on.
1256
01:31:26,737 --> 01:31:29,072
Here.
1257
01:31:30,657 --> 01:31:33,660
I'll trade ya.
1258
01:31:33,744 --> 01:31:37,164
That's nice of you, but that ball
really is signed by Babe Ruth.
1259
01:31:37,247 --> 01:31:41,585
So's this one, with the rest
of the 1927 Yankees.
1260
01:31:44,379 --> 01:31:47,841
Oh, man.
Murderer's Row!
1261
01:31:47,925 --> 01:31:50,427
Lou Gehrig!
1262
01:31:50,511 --> 01:31:53,889
[Scotty]
Babe Ruth! But why would you trade?
1263
01:31:53,972 --> 01:31:55,641
That one's all chewed up.
1264
01:31:55,766 --> 01:31:58,560
I got a lot of good stuff.
Look at that stuff.
1265
01:31:58,644 --> 01:32:01,897
Besides, you need it
more than I do.
1266
01:32:15,994 --> 01:32:17,913
You knew Babe Ruth?
1267
01:32:17,996 --> 01:32:21,959
George? I sure did.
And he knew me.
1268
01:32:22,042 --> 01:32:25,754
He was almost as great
a hitter as I was.
1269
01:32:25,879 --> 01:32:29,883
- I would've broken his record, but--
- You went blind.
1270
01:32:29,967 --> 01:32:32,427
Yep. I used to crowd the plate...
1271
01:32:32,511 --> 01:32:36,390
so the strike zone
almost disappeared.
1272
01:32:36,473 --> 01:32:38,976
[ Laughs ]
Pitchers hate that.
1273
01:32:40,310 --> 01:32:43,438
That's the way I played--
100% all the time.
1274
01:32:43,522 --> 01:32:46,692
Baseball was life.
1275
01:32:46,817 --> 01:32:49,778
And I was good at it, real good.
1276
01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:52,322
And then... one day,
1277
01:32:52,447 --> 01:32:54,491
a high fast one, and pow,
1278
01:32:54,616 --> 01:32:56,743
lights went out.
1279
01:32:59,746 --> 01:33:02,541
I don't think we
could take this ball.
1280
01:33:02,666 --> 01:33:04,585
I'll tell you what.
1281
01:33:04,668 --> 01:33:09,298
You guys come by once a week
and talk baseball with me,
we'll call it an even trade.
1282
01:33:14,386 --> 01:33:16,305
Deal!
1283
01:33:18,140 --> 01:33:21,185
[Scotty Narrating] Even though
Bill loved the Murderer's Row ball,
1284
01:33:21,310 --> 01:33:23,937
he was still plenty mad
about me having swiped...
1285
01:33:24,021 --> 01:33:27,774
his Babe Ruth autographed ball
and ruining it.
1286
01:33:27,858 --> 01:33:31,820
So I didn't feel too bad when
he grounded me for a week...
1287
01:33:31,904 --> 01:33:34,198
instead of the rest of my life.
1288
01:33:34,281 --> 01:33:36,450
Wow!
1289
01:33:36,533 --> 01:33:38,827
Things worked out
between me and him.
1290
01:33:38,911 --> 01:33:41,330
And from then on,
I didn't have any trouble...
1291
01:33:41,413 --> 01:33:45,167
just calling him Dad
all the time.
1292
01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:49,129
We all lived together
in the neighborhood
for a couple of more years--
1293
01:33:49,213 --> 01:33:52,341
mostly through junior high school--
and every summer was great.
1294
01:33:52,466 --> 01:33:55,802
But none of them ever came
close to that first one.
1295
01:33:55,886 --> 01:33:57,971
When one guy would move away,
1296
01:33:58,055 --> 01:34:01,141
we never replaced him
on the team with anyone else.
1297
01:34:01,225 --> 01:34:04,645
We just kept the game going
like he was still there.
1298
01:34:04,728 --> 01:34:06,980
You're starting
to hurt my hand.
1299
01:34:07,064 --> 01:34:09,149
[ Boy ]
Don't miss it!
1300
01:34:09,316 --> 01:34:11,652
[ Scotty Narrating ]
It was weird that Benny said...
1301
01:34:11,735 --> 01:34:16,156
Babe Ruth was like the Hercules
of baseball, and The Beast's
name ended up being Hercules.
1302
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:18,742
None of us could figure out
what that meant,
1303
01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:21,078
but we were all amazed by it.
1304
01:34:21,203 --> 01:34:23,163
I kept in touch with those guys
over the years,
1305
01:34:23,247 --> 01:34:26,834
and I found out that Yeah- Yeah's parents
shipped him off to military school.
1306
01:34:26,917 --> 01:34:30,796
After the army, he became one of the
pioneering developers of bungee jumping.
1307
01:34:30,921 --> 01:34:32,756
Of course, we all know why.
1308
01:34:32,881 --> 01:34:36,051
Bertram, well-- Bertram got
really into the '60s,
1309
01:34:36,134 --> 01:34:38,178
and no one ever saw him again.
1310
01:34:38,262 --> 01:34:42,182
Timmy and Tommy became
an architect and a contractor.
1311
01:34:42,266 --> 01:34:44,601
They started out small,
designing playground equipment...
1312
01:34:44,685 --> 01:34:46,812
and prefabricated tree houses.
1313
01:34:46,937 --> 01:34:48,814
But they became
multimillionaires...
1314
01:34:48,939 --> 01:34:52,776
when they invented
mini-malls.
1315
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:55,362
Squints grew up and married
Wendy Peffercorn.
1316
01:34:55,445 --> 01:34:57,447
They have nine kids.
1317
01:34:57,573 --> 01:35:01,243
They bought Vincent's Drugstore,
and they still own it to this day.
1318
01:35:01,326 --> 01:35:04,079
Hamilton Porter became
a professional wrestler.
1319
01:35:04,162 --> 01:35:06,415
You know him
as The Great Hambino.
1320
01:35:06,498 --> 01:35:11,211
DeNunez played triple-A ball,
but he never got to the majors.
1321
01:35:11,295 --> 01:35:14,089
He owns his own business now,
and he coaches a little league team...
1322
01:35:14,173 --> 01:35:17,759
that his sons play on
called the Heaters.
1323
01:35:17,843 --> 01:35:21,305
Hercules lived
to be 199 years old--
1324
01:35:21,430 --> 01:35:23,307
uh, in doggy years.
1325
01:35:23,432 --> 01:35:26,310
I was the last one
to move away.
1326
01:35:26,435 --> 01:35:29,605
But when I did,
the sandlot was still there.
1327
01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:33,567
After Benny pickled The Beast,
his reputation spread all over town.
1328
01:35:33,650 --> 01:35:37,237
From then on, he was known as
Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez.
1329
01:35:37,321 --> 01:35:40,908
And the nickname stuck with him
for the rest of his life.
1330
01:35:40,991 --> 01:35:43,577
[Announcer] Now pinch running
for the Los Angeles Dodgers,
1331
01:35:43,660 --> 01:35:47,497
Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez!
1332
01:35:48,749 --> 01:35:52,002
It is the clutch situation
of the season.
1333
01:35:52,127 --> 01:35:54,838
They say The Jet's lost
a step or two,
1334
01:35:54,963 --> 01:35:58,675
but I wouldn't be surprised
to see some fireworks here.
1335
01:36:00,969 --> 01:36:04,973
The Jet's got
a suicide lead and--
1336
01:36:05,057 --> 01:36:07,851
And there he goes! He's stealing home!
I don't believe it!
1337
01:36:07,935 --> 01:36:10,854
- He's stealing home!
- [ Cheering ]
1338
01:36:10,938 --> 01:36:14,358
He's stealing home,
and they don't see him! The pitch!
1339
01:36:21,532 --> 01:36:24,451
He's hit the dirt!
He's safe! Safe!
1340
01:36:24,535 --> 01:36:27,579
- Oh, my God!
- [ Cheering ]
1341
01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,792
Safe! Safe! Safe!
1342
01:36:31,875 --> 01:36:36,213
I don't believe it! The Jet
stole home! The Jet stole home!
1343
01:36:36,296 --> 01:36:38,340
[ Cheering Continues ]
1344
01:36:58,735 --> 01:37:01,154
[ Cheering Continues ]
1345
01:37:05,325 --> 01:37:06,577
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