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♪
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Mark...
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[ Gasps ] What?
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You fell asleep
studying for the exam.
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Those blue blockers helping
with your eye strain?
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Yeah, but they make me look like
the old guy from "Up."
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You know,
you've been studying
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to get into this magnet school
24 hours a day.
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I am all for
your neurotic over-achieving,
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but you've got to
take a break.
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I can't.
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The kids
who get into this school
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get into
top-tier colleges.
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Relax, honey.
You're gonna get in.
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You're super,
super smart.
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That's not enough.
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I'm competing against rich kids
from the County.
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I-I mean, I can scorch the kids
from my school.
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They grew up on lead-paint chips
and cheese ball dust.
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Okay. Well, what do
you need to learn?
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I can help you.
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Well, what do you know about
the quadratic equation?
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That's about water,
right?
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No, that's "aquatic."
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Didn't they teach you that
in class?
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We didn't get to it.
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Nobody in my grade did
because of the pandemic.
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We ran out of time.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, if nobody learned it,
then no sweat.
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Everyone taking the test
is going to get it wrong.
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N-No, they won't.
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The rich kids
have private tutors
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to teach them
all this stuff.
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Oh, well,
why didn't you tell me?
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I mean, maybe we could have
found a tutor to help you.
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They're $75 an hour
with a three-hour minimum.
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Oh.
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Three-hour minimum?
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What if you're only
one-hour stupid?
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It's alright, Mom.
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I just have to work
a little harder.
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I really do
have to get back to studying.
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Okay.
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[ Smooches ]
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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I can feel you looking at me
with love and concern.
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Knock it off.
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♪
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♪
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, roomie,
want to watch some TV?
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I would've
come to rehab sooner
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if I knew they had
all the good channels.
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I can't.
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I have to finish
my journal entry
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before the sun sets
and the Sabbath starts.
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How'd you finish yours
so fast?
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Well, I used the tools
I learned here
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to unravel
the cognitive distortions
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that led to my drinking
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by listing
my past actions.
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That's great.
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I'm glad to see you're finally
taking this seriously.
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Thank you.
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Psych!
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I watched a couple seasons
of "Real Housewives"
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and wrote down
what they did.
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I mashed a bunch of them
into one person.
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Kind of like
an...alcoholic Transformer.
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Look, if you're not gonna
do the work,
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why are you even here?
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Because they told me
that they'd teach me
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how to stop drinking.
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But I've been here
for two weeks
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and all I've gotten
is a bunch of psycho-babble
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about why I drink.
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I know why I drink.
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My husband died.
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That's one of the best reasons
to drink ever.
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Maybe you know why you drink,
but the only way to stop
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is to realize
you're powerless
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and let God take over.
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I appreciate your input,
Rachel,
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but we are
different people.
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For example,
I like TV and hot dogs,
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and you're
a religious nut.
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Just because I pray to God
doesn't make me a nut.
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If He told me to smother
my roommate with a pillow,
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that would make me a nut.
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Then again,
who am I to question
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His divine inspiration?
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His?
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I know God's a woman
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because A, everybody's always
asking her for something,
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and B, she's really hard
on other women.
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I mean, menstrual cramps?
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Why?
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Becky,
you gotta stop blaming Him
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for all your problems
and let Him help you.
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Oh. The last time
she helped me,
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she threw a deer in front
of my husband's motorcycle
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and he died.
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Maybe you don't
understand this,
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but everything that happens
is part of God's plan.
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Oh, please.
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Her plan was to kill
the love of my life
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so I would start drinking
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and take me
away from my baby
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so I'd end up stuck here
with you in this hell-hole?!
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Yes. There's a reason
He put us here together.
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[ Gasps ]
You're right.
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And the reason is
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so I can do this!
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Ha ha! Look!
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I'm unraveling
God's plan! [ Laughs ]
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No!
That's from my grandma!
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Oh.
Well, don't blame me.
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Ask God why she wants
your grandma's neck to be cold.
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Gimme it!
Hey! Both of you stop!
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The hell is going on?
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I was just
trying to help Becky,
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and she attacked
my scarf.
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Is that true?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, Rachel.
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You're right.
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I need
to stop fighting
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and start taking
my recovery seriously.
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What will really help you
take your recovery seriously
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is bathroom duty
for the rest of the week.
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If anything like this
happens again,
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you're out.
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Hey!
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Rachel should clean
some toilets, too!
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She said
she was gonna smother me
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if God gives her
the green light!
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♪
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Oh. Looks like someone got
a present from Beverly Rose.
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She's got
an interesting process.
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She smiled,
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emptied the entire contents
of her body into this diaper,
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went limp,
and then passed out.
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Don't drop that bomb
in this garbage.
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Tie a brick to it
and chuck it
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in the Millers' fancy
above-ground pool
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they won't
stop yapping about.
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We'll show 'em who's got class
and who doesn't.
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On the way back,
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I might stop at the free clinic
and get my tubes tied.
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Later.
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Well, Harris is
on the right path.
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Now I just got to
worry about Mark.
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What's going on?
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He's been locked in his room
for days
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studying for the exam to get
into a magnet high school.
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Boys his age spend lots of time
alone in their room
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"studying to get into
magnet school."
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You better be careful
and knock before you go in
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so you don't catch him
"hitting the books."
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Well, I wish he would take
a break and "hit the books."
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Might help him relax.
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You took that
to a really weird place.
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I just hate to see him
killing himself
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to figure this stuff out
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when rich kids
with half his brain
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just hire tutors.
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This test is on Zoom,
right?
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Yeah. So?
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So the teacher
giving the test
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is not in the room
with him, right?
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Correct, the teacher will not be
in our living room.
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Well, there you go.
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Where do I go?
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Where the people go
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who might need some help
with the answers.
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[ Softly ]
If you know what I'm saying.
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Why can't you
talk normally?
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Do you think
I'm wearing a wire?
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Normal voice ]
You go to Cheat Town!
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So, you're saying
I should have Mark cheat?
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I said
go to Cheat Town.
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I don't know if I can make it
any more clear than that.
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Well,
I can't do that.
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I've spent
my whole life
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telling them to do things
the right way.
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No shortcuts.
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How's that working out
for Mark?
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[ Door opens, slams ]
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Lock the door.
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The Millers saw me
throw the bomb.
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I-I didn't know their grandkids
were in the pool.
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[ As Julia Child ] Okay,
first you open the can,
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then you put it
into the pan.
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Ah!
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[ Normal voice ] And here's
what separates a chef
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from the cook.
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Use a spork
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to break up
the can shape.
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Why do you guys fight about
who's going to cook every night?
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It's so easy.
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Well, now that
you're a trained chef,
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you can do it.
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Now that I'm a trained chef,
I'm not eating that.
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Well, that was the director
of Becky's rehab.
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You check the bars
to the East,
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I'll check the liquor stores
to the West.
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No, no, no.
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Becky didn't escape.
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She's just causing trouble
and not working the program
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and they want us to come in
to family therapy
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to help her
make more progress.
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I love my daughter
with all my heart,
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and I'd take a bullet
for her,
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but I'm not gonna
sit in a circle
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having some stranger
poke at me
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trying to get me
to have feelings.
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No.
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They just
want us there
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to see if there's anything
in our family dynamic
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that makes Becky drink.
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They're just looking
for someone to blame.
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Well,
it's gotta be my mom.
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I mean, I know she's driving me
in that direction.
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Uh, yeah, that road
goes both ways.
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And it's crazy
to blame one person.
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It's obviously
Jackie and Dad.
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I get him,
but what'd I do?
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When me and Becky
were teens
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and you caught us drinking
and smoking in the woods,
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you should have told
Mom and Dad
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instead of
shotgunning beers
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to prove how cool you were.
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Well, pardon me.
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I didn't know
that it was a crime
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for an aunt to spend
some quality time drinking beer
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with a couple of her
teenage nieces
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in the woods.
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Yes, Aunt Jackie,
it's an actual crime.
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Will you go drink beer with me
in the woods?
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Haven't you heard?
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Apparently,
it's a crime.
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Look,
I think growing up,
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we all had our part
in Becky's alcoholism.
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Clearly, it took
a dysfunctional village
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to raise an alcoholic,
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so that is why we are all
going to be there for her.
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Right, Dad?
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Fine. But you're gonna
have to drive.
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This whole thing
makes me anxious.
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No -- No pre-gaming,
Dad.
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Fine,
I'll drive.
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♪
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Students, only 15 minutes left
to finish the exam.
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Just a reminder,
I know you're in the crunch,
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but still no phones,
no open books, no notes.
259
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,446
Mr. Conner-Healy, I can see
what I assume is your mother
260
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,382
holding up
the quadratic equation
261
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,250
in the reflection
of your glasses.
262
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,119
I'm sorry,
but you're disqualified.
263
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,620
Please log off now.
264
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,960
You just blew up
my whole future.
265
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,028
Why did you do that?!
266
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,863
I knew you were tired.
I just wanted to help.
267
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:30,864
Get out!
268
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,266
Don't even!
269
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:40,974
♪
270
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,209
Hey, everybody.
271
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,576
Hey.
Hey, Becky. Hey.
272
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,579
Thanks for coming,
Dad.
273
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,716
Hey,
I wanted to come.
274
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,985
Becky's been having
a bit of a hard time here.
275
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,153
As I'm sure
you're aware,
276
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,088
she can have difficulty
accepting help.
277
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,124
No, I want help.
278
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,491
I just don't like
to constantly
279
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,660
whine about my problems
like some people.
280
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,932
I am so sorry
I'm late.
281
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,400
My son
locked himself in his room
282
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,136
because I ruined his life.
283
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,139
Hey, look,
"some people" is here.
284
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,807
Does anyone want to share
how they're feeling
285
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,009
about Becky's drinking?
286
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,178
Uh,
it's all my fault.
287
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,413
I put whiskey
on Becky's gums
288
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,815
when she was teething.
289
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,484
I know it was wrong,
but in my defense,
290
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,920
you would not shut up.
291
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,789
There's actually
no correlation
292
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,158
between shutting up a newborn
with whiskey
293
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,292
and alcoholism.
294
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,660
Great,
not my fault.
295
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,962
Next?
296
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,998
Uh, I-I know you thought
you were supposed to be
297
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,599
the success story
in the family,
298
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,668
so I'm sure
you turned to drinking
299
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,536
to help you deal with
my meteoric rise
300
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,172
in the
vending-machine industry.
301
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:49,276
Well, uh,
it has been hard to watch,
302
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:52,279
or even
hear about it,
303
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,548
but I've come to terms
with your belief
304
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,884
that you're a success.
305
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,220
I don't deserve
a sister like you.
306
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,190
Darlene?
307
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,058
Oh, okay.
308
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,895
Uh...
309
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,130
Well, I'm sorry
that when we were growing up,
310
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,331
I made fun of you.
311
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,801
Okay,
more than made fun.
312
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,302
I attacked you,
313
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,070
hoping to make you
so miserable
314
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,238
that you would run away
315
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,907
and I could replace your bed
with a trampoline.
316
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,643
But a lot of that
317
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,579
was because
I was jealous of you.
318
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,981
I knew
you were gonna grow up
319
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,649
and do amazing things,
Becky.
320
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,152
I love you,
321
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,087
and, um,
it's been pretty hard
322
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,722
to watch you struggle
with this.
323
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:42,095
Look,
I don't blame you guys.
324
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,831
I started drinking
when Mark died
325
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,834
because I didn't want to
feel anything for a while.
326
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:50,437
And then "a while"
turned into years.
327
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,707
I can't help thinking,
if he was still here,
328
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:55,843
maybe all this
would be different.
329
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,378
Can I be excused
to go to the bathroom?
330
00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,913
Can't you hold it,
Dad?
331
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,015
We drove nonstop
from here to Tampa
332
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,451
with you pounding Big Gulps
the whole way,
333
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,452
and you kept saying,
334
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,054
"Rest stops
are for wussies."
335
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,623
Dan, are you uncomfortable
talking about Mark?
336
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,460
I'm not uncomfortable
talking about Mark,
337
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,128
but Becky might be
if I do.
338
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,629
It's okay.
339
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,298
We're not here
to be comfortable.
340
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,536
[ Sighs ]
341
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,574
Mark was a selfish little punk
who ruined your life.
342
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,810
When he talked you into
dropping out of school,
343
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,980
I was going to go to Minnesota
and kill him,
344
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,447
but your mother
stopped me.
345
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,718
Well,
you got your wish.
346
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,920
He's dead.
347
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,922
If he loved you,
348
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,556
he would have done it
a lot sooner.
349
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,126
Dad!
Oh, well, this has been great.
350
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,460
I'm all better now.
351
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,329
Becky,
don't leave.
352
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,332
I, uh -- [ Sighs ]
353
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,400
I'm sorry.
354
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,467
I didn't want
to come.
355
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,602
I-I should just go.
356
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,270
No, no.
357
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,472
Uh, could everyone please
give us the rest of the session?
358
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,341
Yeah.
359
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,511
Hey, just remember,
you two love each other.
360
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,512
Yeah?
361
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,646
Not like my mom.
362
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,481
She was cold
and withholding.
363
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,517
When I was 3,
this cat scratched me.
364
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,652
Uh, Jackie,
365
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,521
she's an
addiction specialist.
366
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,823
You need the kind of doctor
that gives you drugs.
367
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,958
Mm.
368
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,695
♪
369
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,267
Becky,
you had a strong reaction
370
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,536
when your father said
Mark ruined your life.
371
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,604
Because it's not true.
Oh, really?
372
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,373
You had straight A's.
373
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,275
You busted your ass
to go to college.
374
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,177
Then, because he didn't want
to be alone,
375
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,711
he tricked you
into moving to Minnesota
376
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,147
and throwing that
all away.
377
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,348
I wanted to go.
378
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,985
You were 17
and in love!
379
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,654
You didn't know
what you wanted!
380
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,290
He promised
you'd go to college.
381
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,159
And when we sent you the money
for you to do that,
382
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,460
he took it,
383
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,828
he went
to mechanic school,
384
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,164
and then
he dropped out!
385
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,499
He didn't take it!
I gave it to him!
386
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,701
He should have never
accepted it!
387
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,370
That money
was for you,
388
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,405
to be all the things
you were meant to be.
389
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,241
If he'd have let you
go to college,
390
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,344
you wouldn't
be drinking now.
391
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,412
I'm pissed about that.
392
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,746
Why the hell
aren't you?
393
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,685
You can't be angry
at a dead person!
394
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,153
Yes, you can.
395
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,921
Whatever you feel
is valid.
396
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,359
I don't want
to be angry at him.
397
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,860
But you are.
398
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,867
Okay, he shouldn't have taken
my college money.
399
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,905
And I am
a little angry at him
400
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,108
for some of the things he did
that screwed up my life.
401
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,443
A little?
Why not a lot?!
402
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,379
Because it's not
all his fault!
403
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,380
Whose fault is it?
404
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,016
Mine!
405
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,084
Because I let him!
406
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,786
I was so stupid!
407
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,355
I didn't want to drop out
and move!
408
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,024
I wanted
to go to college!
409
00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:00,293
But I was so afraid
to lose him!
410
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,795
And then I ended up
losing him anyway!
411
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,969
I've wasted
so much time!
412
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,073
I kept telling myself
over and over again
413
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,974
that I was gonna
stop drinking
414
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,909
and get back on track!
415
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:22,115
And now
I'm so far behind,
416
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,650
I'll never catch up!
417
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,824
Remember how proud
you were...
418
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,128
when I said
I was gonna be a doctor?
419
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,564
Hey, you're my first kid,
420
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,500
my beautiful
little girl.
421
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,902
I've always
been proud of you.
422
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,072
And never
more than now.
423
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,141
But then again,
look at your competition.
424
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,609
[ Chuckling ]
425
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,183
Uh, excuse me.
426
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,950
I'm looking for
a Mr. Davis.
427
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,852
That's me.
I'm the head of admissions here.
428
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,987
How can I help you?
429
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,590
I'm Darlene Conner-Healy,
Mark's mother.
430
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,126
You might recognize me from
my son's blue-blocker glasses.
431
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,128
Right.
Cheater Mom.
432
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,363
I'm sorry,
but this school
433
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,998
has zero tolerance
for cheating.
434
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,933
He had no idea
I was gonna do that.
435
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,768
This is
totally my fault.
436
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,370
Then you're
a terrible mother.
437
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,438
Thanks for coming down,
though.
438
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,939
Yeah.
439
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,608
Of course
I'm a terrible mother.
440
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,810
I come from a long line
of terrible mothers.
441
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,114
Look, my kid
hasn't slept in a week
442
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,448
'cause he's trying
to teach himself
443
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,650
all the stuff they just didn't
get to at his school.
444
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,186
Well, then I'm sure
Mark wasn't the only student
445
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,887
who suffered
that disadvantage.
446
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,389
That's your defense?
447
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,724
That it's okay
to suffer
448
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,859
if they do it
in larger numbers?
449
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,461
You know
who didn't suffer?
450
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,297
The kids whose parents
can afford to hire tutors.
451
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,866
Look, Mark is one of
the smartest kids at his school,
452
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,568
and it's not fair
that you're punishing him
453
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,969
just because
I don't have enough money.
454
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,238
Hey,
don't yell at me.
455
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,206
I'm not responsible
for those inequalities.
456
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,808
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, nobody's responsible.
457
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,511
Nobody can do anything
to change anything.
458
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,213
And you know
who pays the price?
459
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,581
Kids like mine,
460
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,583
and then their kids
and then their kids.
461
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,918
Look, we have other poor kids
at the school
462
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,754
who didn't have to cheat
to get in.
463
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,356
I'm sure
they probably need jobs.
464
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,758
Maybe they could tutor Mark
on the cheap.
465
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,430
You know, this here --
this is a wall of lies.
466
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,434
See this? We all --
We all tell our kids
467
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,870
that everybody's got
an equal chance to get ahead,
468
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,937
and if they don't,
469
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,506
it's 'cause they didn't
work hard enough.
470
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:33,213
Put this in the garbage,
'cause that's what it is.
471
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,849
♪
472
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,751
[ Door closes ]
473
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,019
[ Sighs ]
474
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,221
Hey.
475
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,955
How'd it go with Becky?
She okay?
476
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,457
I think
she's gonna be.
477
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,692
It took me 25 years,
478
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,428
but I finally got her
to blame Mark for her problems.
479
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,430
Oh,
let the healing begin.
480
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,964
Took a lot
out of me.
481
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,867
Come to Papa.
482
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,469
You know,
drinking to self-soothe
483
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,704
is a warning sign.
484
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,306
Yeah,
it's a warning sign
485
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,708
I'm about to relax
and watch a ballgame.
486
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,713
Hi.
487
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,781
I'm so sorry.
488
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,383
I just felt terrible
489
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,918
that those other kids
had tutors
490
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,320
and I couldn't
get you one.
491
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,154
I know
why you did it.
492
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,390
But why
didn't you believe in me?
493
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,826
Didn't you think
I could do it on my own?
494
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,329
No, of course I did.
495
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,497
That's obviously a lie.
I cheated for you.
496
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,668
Look, if it was
an equal playing field,
497
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,837
you could
take over the world,
498
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,172
and you probably
still will.
499
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,275
I just felt like the system
was working against you,
500
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,309
and I hate that.
501
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,812
You know,
I -- I went to Mr. Davis,
502
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,515
but he blew me off.
503
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,851
He didn't totally
blow you off.
504
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,686
He checked the timestamp
of the test,
505
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,855
and he saw that I got
the quadratic equation right
506
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,190
before you showed me
the answer,
507
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,125
so he's letting me
take the test again.
508
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,695
Oh,
that's fantastic!
509
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,798
See? Your hard work
got you the right answer
510
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,199
and another shot.
511
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,134
Nope,
it was a pure guess.
512
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,703
When I don't know
multiple-choice questions,
513
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,171
I just put "C"
for all of them.
514
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,106
Gives you the best odds.
515
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,809
Okay, well, luck is better
than brains every time.
516
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,980
And you talking to Mr. Davis
actually helped a little.
517
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,349
He said I could have
extra time on the test
518
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,150
because you have questionable
mental health.
519
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,151
Oh!
520
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,020
About time
that paid off.
521
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,661
I hear this is where
they keep the drunks.
522
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,331
What are you
doing here?
523
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,400
You know, I can sue you
if you fire me.
524
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,201
Relax.
525
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,870
You were there for me when
you thought I had a problem.
526
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,072
I thought I'd offer
to do the same for you.
527
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,476
Thank you.
528
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,480
Don't get all weepy.
529
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,516
I'm doing this mostly because
you helped me out at work,
530
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,917
and I hate
being in your debt.
531
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,085
So, after I clear the books up
and you stay sober,
532
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,887
I can fire you
without feeling guilty.
533
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,024
You said "mostly."
534
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,095
Yeah, well,
a very tiny part of me thinks
535
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:07,033
you're a pretty good person
with a lot of potential
536
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,235
who just needs a little help
staying on track.
537
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,170
[ Inhales deeply ]
538
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,005
Everyone at work
signed this card for you.
539
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,675
Ohh.
540
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,779
"If they make you feel
more confident,
541
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,781
you go, girl."
542
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,516
Where do they think
I am?
543
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,784
Told them you were getting
bun implants.
544
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,620
I didn't want you
to be embarrassed.
545
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:32,220
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