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Could you pour me a to-go cup?
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If I fall asleep in rehab,
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I think it sends the wrong message.
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Oh, and I took your shampoo
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'cause I don't know what kind of
stuff they'll have there.
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You're gonna be picky?
It's not a vacation, you know.
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Just because drinking
has made me dull and lifeless
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doesn't mean my hair has to be.
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I'm trying to keep it light, okay?
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I know it's now or never.
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Are these the plane tickets
Molly left you?
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Weren't you gonna sell them?
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I tried to. But I keep stopping.
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I really wanted to go to Hawaii.
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Yeah, she totally ruined
your trip by dying.
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I mean...
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did she even think about
how that would affect you?
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I'm not making this about me.
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Molly knew me
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and she knew how good
this would be for me.
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I know that sounds like a lot of "me" s,
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but Molly just wanted what was
best for... you know, I.
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Hey, I'll make it about you.
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I'm already packed.
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I'll just toss the AA workbook,
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throw in a bathing suit,
and we're out of here.
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What happened to "It's now or never"?
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It became now or later.
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No. Not going to happen.
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Although I wish you could go,
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'cause I can't find
anybody else to go with me.
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I can't believe Ben doesn't want to go.
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He thinks I should give the money to Dad
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so we can move in together sooner.
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Come on, Becky!
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What's all this?
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We just wanted to say goodbye,
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tell you we know how hard this is,
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and we're really proud of you.
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Since you're going to a Jewish rehab,
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I made you a cheat sheet of
common Yiddish words.
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I couldn't tell the difference between
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schlemiel and schlimazel,
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so I'd play it safe and go with schmuck.
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I am so touched by this.
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I'm a little...
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verklempt.
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I made you a dream catcher
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to catch all your alcoholic thoughts.
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- Aww.
- Oh, it's not big enough,
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but that's very sweet.
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I brought you some of my company's
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international vending machine snacks.
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The mackerel-flavored potato chips...
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they were huge in Norway.
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Just open the bag outside.
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Well, I didn't know we were doing gifts,
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so here's 5 bucks.
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You can buy some cigarettes
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and trade them with the other prisoners.
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I'm just gonna put this stuff in the car
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and come right back
and say goodbye to the baby.
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Thanks.
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I know this is gonna sound stupid,
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but I wish I was going somewhere.
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Well, drink excessively,
and you can, too.
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You know what I mean.
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I mean, maybe Hawaii is too much,
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but how about a couple days
in South Haven?
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We could rent a little Airbnb
on the lake.
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I've always wanted to try jet skiing.
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Well, I've always wanted to
live with my girlfriend, huh?
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And if we keep saving our money,
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that'll happen sooner than later.
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Hey? And, plus,
my "Spring Into Hardware" event
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starts this weekend.
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Oh, the son of the guy
from Empire Carpets
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is gonna be there.
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I'll be able to check that
off my bucket list.
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Where's my baby?
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There's your mommy.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Mommy's gonna miss you.
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But things are gonna be so much
better when she gets back.
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Yes.
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Just don't have any
developmental breakthroughs
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while I'm gone.
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I know she's walking,
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but if she tries to run,
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say "no" and push her down.
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3x17 - Regrets, Rehabs And Realtors
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♪ Whippoorwill ♪
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♪ He sounds too blue to fly ♪
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♪ The midnight train ♪
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Don't take another step. I've got a gun!
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No, you don't.
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And what the hell are you
doing in here, anyway?
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Are you sleeping here?
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I prefer to think of it as
"communing with nature,"
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but yes, I am sleeping here.
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You know what? Let me turn off my rock.
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What are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be in Florida.
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I only agreed to move there
because our friends are there...
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and your father wanted to
play golf all year round.
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Then when he died,
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I realized they were his friends
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and I hate them.
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So, what, you're moving back here?
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Yes. This is where my friends are.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Well, you're here.
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I-I was hoping we could be friends.
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Oh. Sure.
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Yeah, the whole "mom and son"
thing didn't work out.
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Let's try friends.
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You should've texted me, you know,
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and let me know you were coming.
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Well, I didn't want to
give you a head start.
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Ah. So, what is going on here?
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I thought you sold the magazine
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and you were living in
some fancy house with Darlene.
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Look, Mom, things are just
a little different
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than I led you to believe.
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I got in bed with a corporation,
and they ended up
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kicking me out of my own magazine.
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And the fancy house is
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Darlene's childhood bedroom.
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I just told you all that other stuff
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since I thought
you'd be living in Florida.
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So, you see, this is really
kinda your fault.
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Yeah.
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So, don't tell me Darlene
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is going to be moving into
your little hobo camp.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Look.
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I don't want to rent an apartment
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unless Darlene can move in with me.
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And right now, her dad doesn't
want to let go of the house,
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so she has to help him
with the mortgage.
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Uh-huh.
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And how long is that going to be?
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I don't know.
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She's been helping him out
for more than a year.
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- A year?!
- I know!
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I wanted to give her a chance to
try and figure it out, but...
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I miss her.
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I am sure it'll all work out.
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Of course.
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And if you strike gold
in the plumbing section,
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word will get out,
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and there'll be a stampede
of them fancy city gals.
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Yee-haw, you dope!
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Well, Jeff, welcome to Wellman Plastics.
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Congratulations on being late
your first day.
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I, uh, could've been here earlier,
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but I wouldn't have been
this put together.
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By the way, I've been vaccinated.
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Okay, that's enough
scintillating conversation.
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Uh, this is not a hard job.
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Uh, the bottles come down the line.
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You put them in one of these boxes.
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You put the box on the line.
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Rinse, repeat.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I-I'm sorry.
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Could you... Could you run that
by me one more time?
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Yeah, very funny.
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No, I'm serious.
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I have a wicked hangover.
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Don't do absinthe and beer.
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Yeah, and definitely don't do it
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the night before you start a new job.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Turn down the blower, boss.
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It is a beautiful day. The sun is out.
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We are all alive on the big blue ball.
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Yeah, but it's our job to
fill the big blue ball
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with more plastic bottles,
so let's get to work.
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Listen, mornings won't normally
be this tough.
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I just... I was celebrating
a-a buddy of mine,
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a surfing buddy moving to Australia.
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You got a surfing buddy in Lanford?
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You got Google Maps, right?
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So, we were heading to California, uh,
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having adventures along the way,
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and then our van broke down here.
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So we decided to windsurf
Lake Michigan, as you would.
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So then, uh, my buddy's grandmother
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left him a whole bunch of money,
and so he decided to
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move to a beach in Sydney,
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and I'm going to
meet him there when I can.
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Okay, well, it'd be nice
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if we could all just
take off for the beach,
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like, whenever we feel like it.
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But some of us have to
make responsible choices,
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and it's my responsibility to make sure
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that you show up on time
and you do your job.
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Wow, man. That sounds like a drag.
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Listen, Spicoli.
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Get it together or you're
gonna have to catch a wave
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to the unemployment office.
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You know, we're all carbon-based beings.
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If you added any more pressure,
you could turn into a diamond.
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I learned that in Superman comics.
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Wow.
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I hadn't pegged you as a reader.
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And I was blacked out on my lawn
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when the school bus dropped off my kids.
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They tried to drag me into the house,
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but I was pushing 200 pounds,
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so all the kids got off the bus to help.
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It was like ants
trying to move a watermelon.
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I hope you had a doorbell cam,
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'cause the footage of that
sounds hilarious.
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Becky, it's important
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that this is a safe place and we
respect everybody's struggle.
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Congrats on losing all that weight.
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I think a couple of third-graders
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could drag you to the house now.
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Come on, give it up for Rachel.
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Becky, we haven't heard from you yet.
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Is there anything you'd like to share?
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Yeah.
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After hearing Rachel's story
and Drove Off the Bridge Guy,
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Shot My Ex in the Face Woman,
and Fell Asleep Smoking Lady,
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I realize that I'm not
as screwed up as you guys are.
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Really? So you just
wandered in here by mistake?
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Oh, no.
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Things definitely got out of control
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the past few weeks
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because I was under a lot of stress.
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But I'm really more of a fun drunk.
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What does everybody think about that?
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I was a fun drunk right until
I drove off the bridge.
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I was singing along to
"I Got Friends in Low Places."
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Next thing I know,
the car's an aquarium.
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And I was a hoot right up until
the attempted homicide.
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We're all here for a reason, Becky.
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Including you.
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You wrote something
on your intake paperwork
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about an incident involving your baby?
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Yeah. I fell asleep.
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And my aunt said that something
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almost happened to the baby,
but it didn't.
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But you're here because you
think if you continue to drink,
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something could happen.
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Could've, would've, might've...
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Are you kidding me?
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We are all one step past
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"could've, would've, might have."
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You need to dig down and face the truth.
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Otherwise, what are you doing here?
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You're taking a spot from somebody else
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who wants to get well.
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So you want me to leave?
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'Cause I have no problem doing that.
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- What are you afraid of?
- I think she's afraid
259
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,983
she's just like the rest of us
and really belongs here.
260
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,818
I'll tell you what I'm afraid of.
261
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,570
First of all, the food here.
262
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,196
If dairy doesn't belong with meat,
263
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,116
milk wouldn't come from a cow.
264
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,577
And all you guys attacking me
isn't helping.
265
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,120
You're all schmucks!
266
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,249
I hope that means what I think it does.
267
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,714
The house certainly is quiet
with Becky in rehab,
268
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,465
baby at Emilio's,
269
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:18,303
Mark is... somewhere.
270
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,264
You can actually hear your own
thoughts for a change.
271
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,602
Mmm.
272
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,980
These are so fresh.
273
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,942
It's like the crunch is kind of
274
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,069
echoing through the kitchen, isn't it?
275
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,331
Wow.
276
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,208
I guess some people
just can't handle the quiet.
277
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,589
Well, isn't that just the way?
278
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,758
- I'll get it.
- Are you sure?
279
00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,553
I'm closer since you're on
your way back to your own house.
280
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,019
Hello, Barb.
281
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,063
Hello, Jackie.
282
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,814
How are you doing?
283
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:14,525
How's it going with
your little stew cart?
284
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,861
It's not a cart.
285
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,613
It's a restaurant,
286
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,367
and I'm getting a little tired
of people assuming that stew
287
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,827
is some "Grapes of Wrath" food
288
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,038
that's a last resort for poor people.
289
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,123
Bouillabaisse is a stew.
290
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,500
So is Beef Bourguignon.
291
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,335
You ever see anybody
buying Beef Bourguignon
292
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,295
off a cart, huh, sister?
293
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,214
Okay, so I think everyone's learned
294
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,841
a little about stew today.
295
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,095
Ah.
296
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,805
I-I didn't mean to upset her.
297
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,932
Well, you got to be careful
around the insane.
298
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,643
Anyway, Ben's not here.
299
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,061
You may want to check
the hardware store.
300
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,229
It was good to see ya.
301
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,398
Actually, you're the one
I wanted to talk to.
302
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,608
Then I think it might be
a good time for another beer.
303
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,485
Can I get you something?
304
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,903
Uh...
305
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,907
I'd take a scotch or a bourb...
or a rye if you've got it.
306
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,826
We don't have any saloon drinks here.
307
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,744
We have beer and light beer,
308
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,372
which is what we call
drinking half a beer.
309
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,290
- A beer will be fine.
- Great.
310
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,625
There you go.
311
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,378
Uh...
312
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,880
Ah, Jackie.
313
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,134
So, uh, what's on your mind?
314
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,929
I-I want to ask why your
daughter is supporting you
315
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,515
instead of starting a life with my son.
316
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,475
Oh, you just walk into the saloon
317
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,977
and start shootin', huh, Tex?
318
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,937
Yeah, well, I'm sorry to be so blunt,
319
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,230
but for whatever reason,
320
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,357
my son is really in love with Darlene
321
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,859
and wants to live with her.
322
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,861
Her paying your mortgage
323
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,446
is really standing in the way of that.
324
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,823
Darlene isn't paying my mortgage.
325
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:44,991
I got a little behind,
326
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,285
and it was the kids' idea
to help me out.
327
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,245
But you didn't have to accept it.
328
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:53,207
You've created this codependent
situation with your kids
329
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,918
in order to maintain
the dysfunctional bond
330
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,879
you have with them.
331
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,424
I can tell by your tone you're
accusing me of something bad.
332
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,011
I don't know what it is, but
I don't have to stand for it.
333
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,890
Okay, here's the version for idiots.
334
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,683
You want to keep your kids around.
335
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,352
You clearly can't afford this house.
336
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:17,231
So do everyone a favor and sell it.
337
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,568
You got a hell of a nerve
coming in here and lecturing me
338
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,529
about what to do with my house
and how to treat my kids!
339
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,574
If I recall, you're the one
that messed up your kid
340
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,868
by getting knocked up
in the back of a van
341
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,995
and lying about it for 40 years!
342
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,122
Yeah, well, at least the guy
who knocked me up
343
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,958
didn't use his kids to pay for his van!
344
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:40,213
Well, this place is still mine
until the bank takes it,
345
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:44,217
so I still get to say get your
sorry ass out of my house!
346
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,969
You know, I came over
to pay a friendly visit,
347
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,847
but you insist on making it contentious.
348
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,808
You didn't move back here on your own.
349
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,393
Florida kicked you out, didn't they?
350
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,229
It must've been really hard
saying goodbye
351
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,939
to all the other alligators.
352
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,110
Wow, you're here before me.
353
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,154
How late am I?
354
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,490
I wanted to get here early
and make up for yesterday.
355
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,408
I didn't want you to think
I was a flake.
356
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,118
Oh, no, it's okay.
357
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,996
I was a little wound up
for personal reasons.
358
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,583
So, do you really just
move from place to place
359
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,918
looking for a good time?
360
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,461
Yeah, pretty much.
361
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,755
I used to have a regular job, and, uh,
362
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,841
I got tired of
waiting for life to start.
363
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,510
I can relate to that.
364
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,970
So I quit,
365
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,722
and I went to sleep on a beach in Fiji,
366
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,432
which I quickly found out
367
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,518
was pretty awkward
being a single guy there
368
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,020
because everyone else
was on their honeymoon.
369
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,772
So I told everyone
370
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,608
that my wife was killed
by a shark day one.
371
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,238
Fiji sounds great.
372
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,908
These days, the only thing
I really want to do
373
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:55,079
is go to Hawaii and eat
a pineapple by a waterfall.
374
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,832
Actually, somebody gave me
a couple of free tickets,
375
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,875
but my boyfriend doesn't want to go.
376
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,544
You're kidding. Why not?
377
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,587
Well, he thinks we should
sell the tickets
378
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,673
and use the money to pay off bills.
379
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,508
I don't know.
He won't even go to Michigan.
380
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,761
That was me before I lost
my wife to a shark in Fiji.
381
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,557
Yeah, I mean, he's a good guy.
382
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,476
It's just the way
I see things is changing,
383
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,853
and, uh, yeah,
384
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,063
I don't know if he's willing
to change with me.
385
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,274
That's tough.
386
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,902
Listen, if you, uh,
if you ever need a friend
387
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,487
to travel with ya,
388
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,239
I would chuck this job tomorrow.
389
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,867
Now, I say that to you as my friend.
390
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,328
As my boss, I want you to know
that I love this job
391
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,205
and I am totally committed to it.
392
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,626
As your friend, thank you for the offer.
393
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,212
As your boss,
don't get too comfortable here.
394
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,261
Well, they've been lying to us
about sardines for years.
395
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,889
There's plenty of room in here.
396
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,348
But if I did sell the house...
397
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,392
Oh, Dan, don't.
398
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,227
Don't let Barb get in your head.
399
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,188
But if I did,
400
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,690
Darlene and Ben
could finally live together,
401
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,984
and if I came out of it
with a few bucks,
402
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,862
I could help Becky
get her own place after rehab
403
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,447
and start her life fresh.
404
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,824
Mm. Make money off this house?
405
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,202
Yeah. Well, I don't know.
406
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,661
I...
407
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,207
Is there a Picasso
underneath the singing fish?
408
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:25,503
Did George Washington, uh, drink
out of one of our jelly jars?
409
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,673
Hey, Jackie. Hey, Dad.
410
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,342
Man, I'm starving.
411
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,177
What the hell are you doing here?
412
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,678
They fixed me.
413
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,516
Mmm.
414
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,102
Look, I'm drinking orange juice
without vodka.
415
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,145
And I barely miss it.
416
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,610
Not good.
417
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,112
Not good.
418
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,825
- Where's Beverly Rose?
- She's at Emilio's.
419
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,034
Becky, you got to get back there
420
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,369
before they notice and kick you out.
421
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,079
You were lucky to get a bed at all.
422
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,706
We jumped too fast
putting me into a rehab.
423
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,959
I'll just go to meetings
and read some books and stuff.
424
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,044
Why are you resisting?
You were ready to do this.
425
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,671
I thought I was.
426
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,215
But I'm not gonna spill my guts
to a bunch of strangers
427
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,424
who are attacking me.
428
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,218
Now, please get out of my way.
429
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,427
I'm going to get Beverly Rose.
430
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,263
Becky, stop!
431
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,890
If you don't go back to rehab,
432
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,351
you're not just screwing up
your own life.
433
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,811
You're screwing up Beverly Rose's.
434
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,230
I had to grow up
with an alcoholic father.
435
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,773
I never brought friends around
436
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,525
because he would always embarrass me,
437
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,193
and every time he went out at night,
438
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:34,780
I used to pray that
he wouldn't die in a car crash.
439
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,867
And then, when things got really bad,
440
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,286
I prayed that he would.
441
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,538
So...
442
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,708
You really want to
put Beverly Rose through that?
443
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,630
But what if I can't do what
they're asking me to do?
444
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,383
Ooh, you're as stubborn as I am.
445
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,468
But you're also as tough as I am.
446
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,430
You need to go back there
and just get this done.
447
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,392
If you don't try,
you know where this goes.
448
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,901
Will you drive me back?
449
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,069
Sure, I'll take you.
450
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,739
It's lunchtime,
and I've only had one beer.
451
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,283
Hey, if you need a role model,
there you go.
452
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,494
If you're really serious
453
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,246
about figuring out
what the house is worth,
454
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,748
there's a ton of Realtors on here,
455
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,750
come by and give you a estimate.
456
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,127
Why are their teeth so white?
457
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,087
People with good teeth
go into real estate.
458
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,757
Everybody knows that.
459
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,717
Why are we looking at Realtors?
460
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,010
Did we get to the end of the Internet?
461
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,011
Uh...
462
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,305
Barb came by and guilted
your dad about the house
463
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,182
because you helping with the mortgage
464
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,184
is keeping you and Ben apart.
465
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,561
Unbelievable.
466
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,271
E-Excuse me, Jackie. I'm sorry.
467
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,649
Dad, can I talk to you for a minute?
468
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,027
Mm.
469
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,279
Look, I don't care what Barb says.
470
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,864
You should not sell this house.
471
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,032
But she's right.
472
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,368
With you helping me out,
it's gonna be a long time
473
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,370
before you and Ben
get your place together.
474
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,081
Well, maybe that's okay.
475
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,500
No, it's not.
You've been patient long enough.
476
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,253
What I meant is right now,
477
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,173
I'm not in a rush to move in with Ben.
478
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,593
I'm not sure we want
the same things anymore.
479
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,512
Hold up. Are you... Are you seriously
480
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,389
talking about breaking up with him?
481
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,307
No. Um...
482
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,101
I mean, I-I don't know.
483
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,436
I-I just really need him
to be there for me,
484
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,605
and he's not stepping up.
485
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,482
So, I don't know.
486
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:37,361
I always assumed that Ben
was my future, but...
487
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,822
You know, is it okay if we don't
talk about this right now?
488
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,657
Yeah, it's fine.
489
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,787
There's just one thing
I want you to know.
490
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,865
If you do break up with Ben,
he's still my boss,
491
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,904
and I will have to take his side
and publicly bad-mouth you.
492
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,422
I understand.
493
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,301
I just want to apologize
for my behavior before.
494
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,761
It's okay.
495
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,763
This stuff is hard for all of us.
496
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,224
Yeah, it really is.
497
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,642
And according to the statistics,
498
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,020
about half of us are going to relapse.
499
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,231
Just makes you wonder who.
500
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:20,779
I don't think Carlos
has driven off his last bridge.
501
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,406
Oh, come on!
502
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,825
This is what fun without
drinking looks like.
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