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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:13,549 - Once I finish tracking Brendar the Barbarian, 2 00:00:13,618 --> 00:00:17,549 she will regret ever having met Skelly, me, 3 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,652 general of the Undead Army. 4 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:25,170 Now, which way did she go? 5 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,204 - [giggles] 6 00:00:27,273 --> 00:00:28,273 Hello, friend. 7 00:00:28,342 --> 00:00:29,928 - How do you do? 8 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:34,583 - Hello, disturbing forest critters wearing tiny overalls. 9 00:00:34,652 --> 00:00:37,687 - You must be ever so cold without any skin. 10 00:00:37,756 --> 00:00:39,618 - What brings you to the forest? 11 00:00:39,687 --> 00:00:42,514 - I seek the barbarian known as Brendar. 12 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:45,894 I am on a revenge quest. 13 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,204 [together] Quests are tee-tiddly-riffic! 14 00:00:48,273 --> 00:00:49,756 - Can we come along? 15 00:00:49,825 --> 00:00:51,825 - No, like I said, it's a revenge quest. 16 00:00:51,894 --> 00:00:55,308 There's going to be a lot of mayhem and gratuitous violence. 17 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:56,721 - We don't mind violence. 18 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,204 - Well, you can't. It'll ruin my whole look. 19 00:00:59,273 --> 00:01:01,652 both: Aww. - We're sad now. 20 00:01:01,721 --> 00:01:03,652 - Well, I can't help you with that. 21 00:01:03,721 --> 00:01:05,514 - And you should be sad, too, because you don't know how 22 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:07,480 to find Brendar the Barbarian. 23 00:01:07,549 --> 00:01:10,135 - But we do. - Where is she? 24 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,997 - She's in a witch's castle, and only we know the way! 25 00:01:13,066 --> 00:01:14,101 [both giggle] 26 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:16,583 - Where is this castle? Tell me! 27 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:18,480 - Only if you let us join your quest. 28 00:01:18,549 --> 00:01:20,583 - Ohh, fine! 29 00:01:20,652 --> 00:01:23,790 - Hey, everyone! We're going on a revenge quest! 30 00:01:23,859 --> 00:01:26,377 - What? Ah! 31 00:01:26,445 --> 00:01:28,997 Oh, brother. 32 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:32,342 [dramatic music] 33 00:01:32,411 --> 00:01:36,549 - Okay. Here we go. 34 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,963 I know I can do this. 35 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,652 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 36 00:01:42,721 --> 00:01:44,997 And zap! 37 00:01:46,308 --> 00:01:49,066 D'oh. 38 00:01:49,135 --> 00:01:51,101 Zap! 39 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,825 Zap! 40 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:54,756 [bird squawking] 41 00:01:54,825 --> 00:01:56,790 - Direct hit. Nice. 42 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:59,135 - I was going for the bottles. - Oh. 43 00:01:59,204 --> 00:02:01,308 - Couldn't hit the ground if I was aiming for it. 44 00:02:01,377 --> 00:02:04,549 How am I going to face Gnarlia in a magical spar? 45 00:02:04,618 --> 00:02:05,963 - Well, just remember, Dad, 46 00:02:06,032 --> 00:02:07,652 you don't need any talent to try your best. 47 00:02:07,721 --> 00:02:11,687 - Ohh, I am a hot mess. 48 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,239 And your brother's magic is so advanced. 49 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:15,756 - Not advanced, just different. 50 00:02:15,825 --> 00:02:18,170 Your magic is...unique. 51 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,101 - Hmm. Zap. 52 00:02:24,514 --> 00:02:26,790 - And unpredictable. - Mm. 53 00:02:26,859 --> 00:02:29,859 - Come on, you're the greatest wizard in the tri-village area. 54 00:02:29,928 --> 00:02:31,997 - Yeah, but your mother was born a witch. 55 00:02:32,066 --> 00:02:34,445 She was throwing hexes in her diapers. 56 00:02:34,514 --> 00:02:36,480 I didn't learn wizardry till college, 57 00:02:36,549 --> 00:02:38,514 and even then, I was a C-plus student. 58 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,411 - C-plus student or not, you've got to face Mom 59 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,101 and get your amulet back. 60 00:02:42,170 --> 00:02:43,825 - You're right. 61 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:47,859 It's the only way you're going to enjoy your human teen years. 62 00:02:47,928 --> 00:02:49,963 Plus, it'll help with that molting problem. 63 00:02:50,032 --> 00:02:52,032 - It's not really a problem. I like to molt. 64 00:02:52,101 --> 00:02:54,445 - And I like the way that amulet looks 65 00:02:54,514 --> 00:02:56,928 when I wear it with my pointy hat. 66 00:02:56,997 --> 00:02:59,308 - It was all they talked about at Wizard-Con last year. 67 00:02:59,377 --> 00:03:00,997 - Mm. 68 00:03:01,066 --> 00:03:02,377 [back cracking] 69 00:03:02,445 --> 00:03:03,549 Ahh. 70 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:04,514 [inhales deeply] 71 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:07,618 Mm...zap! 72 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,239 Ha ha! Look at that! - Whoa! 73 00:03:09,308 --> 00:03:12,480 Way to go, Dad! Wow! - ♪ I did it, I did it ♪ 74 00:03:12,549 --> 00:03:14,170 ♪ Look what I did ♪ 75 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:17,135 [light orchestral music] 76 00:03:17,204 --> 00:03:22,170 ♪ ♪ 77 00:03:22,239 --> 00:03:23,928 - Therein lies what we seek. 78 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:27,135 The transmogrification amulet. 79 00:03:27,204 --> 00:03:30,825 - Wow, that castle is so fancy. You grew up there, Stacey? 80 00:03:30,894 --> 00:03:32,687 - Yeah, but Mom's made a few upgrades. 81 00:03:32,756 --> 00:03:35,308 Added a tower, stocked the moat with koi, 82 00:03:35,377 --> 00:03:37,687 turned the dungeon into a crafting corner. 83 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:40,756 - What? That dungeon was my man cave. 84 00:03:40,825 --> 00:03:42,066 - Well, then you better go in there 85 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:44,135 and zap those decorative pillows into oblivion. 86 00:03:44,204 --> 00:03:45,273 - You're right. 87 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:47,377 I'm gonna take back what's mine! 88 00:03:47,445 --> 00:03:48,756 - You ready, Axe? 89 00:03:48,825 --> 00:03:50,308 - I was forged ready. 90 00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:53,066 - Gather round. 91 00:03:53,135 --> 00:03:55,135 Sharpen your talons. 92 00:03:55,204 --> 00:03:56,859 Tune your lute. 93 00:03:56,928 --> 00:04:00,239 Power up your...wand? Staff? 94 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,273 - Yeah, it's a staff. 95 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,445 - For the moment is nigh. 96 00:04:03,514 --> 00:04:08,480 We storm the castle of the great witch Gnarlia! 97 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:11,583 [together] Yeah! 98 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,308 [upbeat percussive music] 99 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,963 [all yelling] 100 00:04:20,652 --> 00:04:23,583 [all yelling] 101 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:28,308 [all yelling] 102 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,239 [all yelling] - Ugh! 103 00:04:33,308 --> 00:04:34,342 - You guys okay? 104 00:04:34,411 --> 00:04:35,721 - Seriously? both: No. 105 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,135 - I thought he'd be more top-heavy. 106 00:04:37,204 --> 00:04:39,135 - ♪ A troll burned his bridge ♪ 107 00:04:39,204 --> 00:04:41,583 ♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪ 108 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:44,066 ♪ I'm not being poetic ♪ 109 00:04:44,135 --> 00:04:46,859 ♪ That's literally what went down ♪ 110 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:48,170 ♪ Together they're journey has begun ♪ 111 00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:51,411 ♪ Combining might and melody ♪ 112 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,894 ♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪ 113 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:55,652 ♪ And find their true family ♪ 114 00:04:55,721 --> 00:04:58,032 ♪ Yeah ♪ 115 00:04:58,101 --> 00:05:00,411 ♪ "The Barbarian and the Troll" ♪ 116 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,170 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 117 00:05:02,239 --> 00:05:05,273 ♪ "The Barbarian and the Troll" ♪ 118 00:05:05,342 --> 00:05:07,273 ♪ ♪ 119 00:05:11,549 --> 00:05:13,997 - I am Brendar the Barbarian. 120 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:16,342 - Yeah, "feared and revered" is her slogan. 121 00:05:16,411 --> 00:05:19,997 - Stand aside, brave knight! 122 00:05:20,066 --> 00:05:23,342 - Yeah. You're not on the list. 123 00:05:23,411 --> 00:05:25,859 - List? [scoffs] 124 00:05:27,859 --> 00:05:29,480 Take off your helmet and face me 125 00:05:29,549 --> 00:05:31,480 and my questing companions. 126 00:05:31,549 --> 00:05:32,687 [grunting] 127 00:05:32,756 --> 00:05:35,135 Okay, wow, this is on real good. 128 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,342 [grunting] 129 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:38,445 Okay. Is it a twist-off? 130 00:05:38,514 --> 00:05:40,101 Lefty loosey, righty tighty. 131 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,963 Whoa! 132 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:47,239 Ugh! 133 00:05:47,308 --> 00:05:49,377 Not cool! 134 00:05:49,445 --> 00:05:54,583 - When respect is lacking, my axe starts hacking. 135 00:05:54,652 --> 00:05:56,549 - Oh, it's on! 136 00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:59,135 [dramatic music] 137 00:05:59,204 --> 00:06:00,308 - Hi, Steve. 138 00:06:00,377 --> 00:06:02,756 - Stacey. How are things? 139 00:06:02,825 --> 00:06:05,652 - Ugh, I cannot with this small talk. 140 00:06:05,721 --> 00:06:07,066 Just let us in. 141 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:09,652 - Uh, happy to, but you know your mom hates fighting. 142 00:06:09,721 --> 00:06:12,066 magic spars in particular, 143 00:06:12,135 --> 00:06:13,652 And since we started dating, 144 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,790 I'm super focused on her happiness levels. 145 00:06:15,859 --> 00:06:17,445 - Wait a second-- you mean to tell me 146 00:06:17,514 --> 00:06:20,101 this tin can full of gravy is dating my ex-wife? 147 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:23,308 - Who's this guy? - This is my dad! 148 00:06:23,377 --> 00:06:26,135 - Gnarlia's never mentioned me? - Uh, one time. 149 00:06:26,204 --> 00:06:28,963 She said you were dead... to her. 150 00:06:29,032 --> 00:06:32,756 - I can't believe Gnarlia is dating a knight. 151 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,687 - And a very attractive one at that. 152 00:06:34,756 --> 00:06:36,894 What is that? Stainless steel? - Enough! 153 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,549 Let me see if you can hackity-hack 154 00:06:39,618 --> 00:06:41,583 as well as you can yackity-yack. 155 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:44,239 - You talk a lot of smackity-smack. 156 00:06:44,308 --> 00:06:45,825 - Just move, Steve! 157 00:06:45,894 --> 00:06:50,204 - Stacey, your mom just hung some gorgeous new tapestries. 158 00:06:50,273 --> 00:06:53,790 I got to know there won't be any end-of-quest battles. 159 00:06:53,859 --> 00:06:55,445 - [laughs] - What? 160 00:06:55,514 --> 00:06:58,480 - I mean, no, of course not. - I can't make any promises. 161 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:00,859 - I'm not sure. 162 00:07:00,928 --> 00:07:02,273 - You know, Steve, 163 00:07:02,342 --> 00:07:04,859 Mom really wants us to get along. 164 00:07:04,928 --> 00:07:06,445 - Well, that's what I want, too. 165 00:07:06,514 --> 00:07:09,825 - Good. So what if we left you some collateral, 166 00:07:09,894 --> 00:07:12,997 just so you know we won't cause any trouble. 167 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,721 - Well, I'm into collateral. 168 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:17,618 What do you want to leave? 169 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,066 - Him. - Wait, what's collateral? 170 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:22,411 - It's just the best, most important part of the quest. 171 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:23,721 - Yeah, we can't do it without collateral. 172 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:24,756 - It's supes important, man. 173 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:25,928 - I mean, it's the number-one job, 174 00:07:25,997 --> 00:07:27,480 but if you don't want to do it-- 175 00:07:27,549 --> 00:07:29,135 - No, no, no, pick me, pick me. I want to be collateral. 176 00:07:29,204 --> 00:07:30,583 - All right, if you insist. 177 00:07:30,652 --> 00:07:32,997 Good seeing you, Steve. - Okay, bye, Stace. 178 00:07:33,066 --> 00:07:36,204 - See ya. - Be back in a sec! 179 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:38,204 - Hey, you don't have to be nervous around me 180 00:07:38,273 --> 00:07:40,239 just because I'm all super important 181 00:07:40,308 --> 00:07:43,445 because I'm collateral, 'cause I'm just like you, 182 00:07:43,514 --> 00:07:46,790 made of fur and hair and meat. 183 00:07:46,859 --> 00:07:48,342 I'm assuming you're made of that. 184 00:07:48,411 --> 00:07:51,032 It's kind of hard to see past that grill of yours. 185 00:07:51,101 --> 00:07:53,032 - Don't take this the wrong way, 186 00:07:53,101 --> 00:07:55,135 but you're exhausting. - Oh! 187 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:57,066 Well, if you're tired, no problem. 188 00:07:57,135 --> 00:07:58,790 I'm gonna whip up something on my lute 189 00:07:58,859 --> 00:08:01,032 to help you get your snooze on. - Oh, boy. 190 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:05,618 - ♪ Lullaby, giant guy ♪ 191 00:08:05,687 --> 00:08:07,032 - Eh, that's never gonna work. 192 00:08:07,101 --> 00:08:11,411 - ♪ Lullaby, giant guy ♪ 193 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:17,790 ♪ Lay your big metal head to rest tonight ♪ 194 00:08:17,859 --> 00:08:20,101 - [grunts] 195 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:23,066 [snoring loudly] - Works every time. 196 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,308 - [continues snoring] 197 00:08:24,377 --> 00:08:26,790 - Ooh, how many of you are in there? 198 00:08:26,859 --> 00:08:28,032 Wow. 199 00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:34,790 [sneaky music] 200 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:41,721 ♪ ♪ 201 00:08:50,825 --> 00:08:52,308 - What? 202 00:08:52,377 --> 00:08:54,894 - Dad, this is gonna be so epic! 203 00:08:54,963 --> 00:08:56,514 - I'm not feeling super magical. 204 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,101 - Well, get hyped, man, because it's the only way 205 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:01,204 I'll be rid of these feathers, and you hate me being a bird. 206 00:09:01,273 --> 00:09:02,894 - I love you, my little owlet. 207 00:09:02,963 --> 00:09:05,963 It's you leaving your pellets around the castle I don't like. 208 00:09:06,032 --> 00:09:07,032 - Psst. - [gasps] 209 00:09:07,101 --> 00:09:09,790 - Get over here. - Oh. 210 00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:11,066 - Not on my front lawn! 211 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:13,170 And then I turned her into a toad. 212 00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:15,342 - You're turning into your mother, Agnes. 213 00:09:15,411 --> 00:09:16,894 Ugh, I can't believe 214 00:09:16,963 --> 00:09:19,963 I have to provide a snack for the entire symposium. 215 00:09:20,032 --> 00:09:22,963 - Oh, no, Gnarlia, who hexed you into that awful task? 216 00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:24,549 - I'm pretty sure it was Griselda. 217 00:09:24,618 --> 00:09:26,377 - She's had it out for you ever since 218 00:09:26,445 --> 00:09:28,204 you didn't comment on her new broom. 219 00:09:28,273 --> 00:09:30,618 - I mean, she calls those bristles? 220 00:09:30,687 --> 00:09:33,618 [both cackling] 221 00:09:33,687 --> 00:09:36,997 - Oh, how I miss that shrill cackle of hers. 222 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:39,308 Now she's dating some young knight? 223 00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:41,101 Since when does she like a chiseled physique 224 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,756 and a commanding, masculine voice? 225 00:09:42,825 --> 00:09:45,859 - You reek of low self-esteem. - You can't smell esteem! 226 00:09:45,928 --> 00:09:47,963 - Come on, Dad. Do you want to see my face again? 227 00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:50,963 You need that amulet. - [gasps] You're right. 228 00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:52,445 I'm going to march in there 229 00:09:52,514 --> 00:09:54,445 and do battle with that witch like the man I am, 230 00:09:54,514 --> 00:09:57,963 and win back my pretty necklace! 231 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,066 - Try not to die. 232 00:10:00,135 --> 00:10:02,308 - [grunts] - Horus! 233 00:10:02,377 --> 00:10:03,825 - Gnarlia. - Horus? 234 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,066 - Agnes. 235 00:10:05,135 --> 00:10:06,790 - Agnes, I'll have to call you back. 236 00:10:06,859 --> 00:10:08,480 Get out of my kitchen! 237 00:10:08,549 --> 00:10:10,342 - Not until you return the amulet you used 238 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,790 to turn our daughter into an owl. 239 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,342 - Stop blaming me for that. 240 00:10:14,411 --> 00:10:16,342 Stacey was asking for it. 241 00:10:16,411 --> 00:10:19,997 - [gasps] Liar, liar, pointy hat on fire! 242 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:22,342 Zap! 243 00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:24,135 - [scoffs] I can't believe you still need to announce 244 00:10:24,204 --> 00:10:26,652 your mediocre magic. 245 00:10:26,721 --> 00:10:30,066 - Aah! I do not announce my magic. 246 00:10:30,135 --> 00:10:32,204 I-- [whispers] Zap. 247 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:34,963 - I heard you. 248 00:10:35,032 --> 00:10:36,721 - Well, then listen to this. 249 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:40,687 Zappity zap, zappity zap zap zap! 250 00:10:41,928 --> 00:10:43,308 - Lame. 251 00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:46,342 - I believe in you, Dad! 252 00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:47,997 - Really? [Horus shouts] 253 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:51,308 - [snoring, grunting] 254 00:10:51,377 --> 00:10:54,583 - Oh, rise and shine, shiny. Did you have a nice nap? 255 00:10:54,652 --> 00:10:57,135 - [yawns] 256 00:10:57,204 --> 00:10:59,687 Well, that was refreshing. - Hmm. 257 00:10:59,756 --> 00:11:01,790 - But I can't believe you didn't escape. 258 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:05,273 - Me, escape? No, no, no. I am collateral. 259 00:11:05,342 --> 00:11:06,687 Very important to the quest, remember? 260 00:11:06,756 --> 00:11:09,549 - I would have totally left and picked my pockets. 261 00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:12,514 Then I would've had to chase me down to get these babies back. 262 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:14,652 - Ooh, I didn't know you were a fellow musician. 263 00:11:14,721 --> 00:11:17,101 - Oh, I'm no pro, but I am pretty good with the spoons. 264 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,411 - Huh. - Check it. 265 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,411 - Oh, wow. That's great, Steve. 266 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,480 Can I join you? - Sure. 267 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,204 See if you can keep up. 268 00:11:24,273 --> 00:11:27,997 [upbeat music playing] 269 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,342 - Let's do this. 270 00:11:29,411 --> 00:11:30,583 both: ♪ We're Gothmoria's best ♪ 271 00:11:30,652 --> 00:11:31,997 - ♪ And we've got a mark to leave on it ♪ 272 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,411 - ♪ That's a guarantee ♪ 273 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,721 - ♪ And you can Steve on it ♪ 274 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,583 - Oh, that's a pretty cool slogan. 275 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,204 - It's more of a catchphrase, actually. 276 00:11:38,273 --> 00:11:39,549 - Hmm. 277 00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:42,135 - You are a thief, old flame. 278 00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:43,514 Zap! 279 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,928 - Listen to me, you pocket-sized magician. 280 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,411 This amulet is mine. 281 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,411 You gave it to me as a gift after I broke up with you. 282 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,721 - We mutually decided you would break up with me. 283 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:55,859 Zap! 284 00:11:55,928 --> 00:11:57,894 Aah! Zap! 285 00:11:57,963 --> 00:11:59,411 - Wow, look at them. 286 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,342 It's like they've never been apart. 287 00:12:01,411 --> 00:12:03,583 - Do you think he needs help? - Zap. 288 00:12:03,652 --> 00:12:04,756 Aah! 289 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,445 - Yeah, I think we should go in. 290 00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:09,549 - Interfere, and I'll melt you into jewelry. 291 00:12:09,618 --> 00:12:11,687 - Zap! - Oh... 292 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:13,239 both: ♪ Make the goblins say hey ♪ 293 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:14,928 ♪ Make the thieves say ho ♪ 294 00:12:14,997 --> 00:12:16,204 - Hey. - Hey. 295 00:12:16,273 --> 00:12:17,618 - Ho. - Ho. 296 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:19,170 both: ♪ Do we rock the show? ♪ 297 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,480 ♪ You can Steve on it ♪ 298 00:12:20,549 --> 00:12:21,963 - ♪ And you can Evan on it ♪ 299 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,239 [loud clang] - Wait. 300 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,308 That sounds like an end-of-quest battle. 301 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:28,963 Whoa! - Ah! 302 00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:31,377 No! 303 00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:33,480 Oh, Lute-y, are you okay? 304 00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:35,480 Stay with me, buddy. Stay with me. 305 00:12:35,549 --> 00:12:37,239 It's gonna be okay. 306 00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:39,928 - I specifically told them no battles. 307 00:12:39,997 --> 00:12:43,928 Now I have to mush you into a pulp, Mr. Collateral. 308 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,756 - Uh, Mr. Collateral would very much like to remain un-mushed. 309 00:12:47,825 --> 00:12:49,963 - Not how collateral works, little guy. 310 00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:51,997 Collateral is something that you leave behind 311 00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:53,273 in exchange for security 312 00:12:53,342 --> 00:12:55,445 to prove you will keep your word. 313 00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:58,652 - Gah! But they said it was the most important job. 314 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:00,756 - That barbarian tricked you. - [gasps] 315 00:13:00,825 --> 00:13:03,480 - So now you're mine to destroy! 316 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,859 Say bye-bye, little sprout. 317 00:13:05,928 --> 00:13:07,101 [ominous music] 318 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,928 - Goodbye, little sprout. 319 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,894 - Do you really have to destroy me? 320 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,790 - I'm contractually obligated. It's my job. 321 00:13:19,859 --> 00:13:22,756 - Ooh, wait. You hear that, Steve? 322 00:13:22,825 --> 00:13:25,549 It sounds like the tapestries are getting destroyed-- 323 00:13:25,618 --> 00:13:27,687 the gorgeous tapestries, Steve. 324 00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:30,480 [high-pitched voice] Oh, no! My tapestries! Help! 325 00:13:30,549 --> 00:13:32,101 [normal voice] You hear that, Steve? 326 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,790 - Oh, Gnarlia needs me. 327 00:13:35,342 --> 00:13:38,963 I'm coming, my cream puff! 328 00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:41,514 - [laughs] 329 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,239 - It's an epic battle. 330 00:13:43,308 --> 00:13:44,721 Let me in there! 331 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,445 - No way! These explosions are lit! 332 00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:51,894 - You lied to the Steve the Knight. 333 00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:54,135 - Yeah, and the naive little troll, 334 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:57,377 aka me, Mr. Collateral. 335 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,308 - I'm sorry, Evan, it's just, you know, you were the only one 336 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,687 who didn't know the meaning of the word, so... 337 00:14:01,756 --> 00:14:05,101 - Prepare to be pulped. - It's hacking time. 338 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:08,480 - It's smushing time! 339 00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:11,480 [dramatic music] 340 00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:13,583 ♪ ♪ 341 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,273 - Finally, Steve, where the devil have you been? 342 00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:16,411 - Well, uh... 343 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,928 - Hi, Mom. - Oh, hello, sweetheart! 344 00:14:18,997 --> 00:14:20,135 Oh, your flying's much improved. 345 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:22,445 - Zap! 346 00:14:22,514 --> 00:14:24,997 - I'll be with you in a second. 347 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,480 - Oh! 348 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,652 - Your magic is disgraceful! 349 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:34,894 All those night-school wizardry courses, 350 00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:36,997 and you still can't get me. 351 00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:38,514 - Zap! 352 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,963 Oh! 353 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,066 [cat meows] - [grunts] 354 00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:45,790 - Come on, Dad. Get it together. 355 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:48,859 - I will never give up. 356 00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:51,273 Zap! 357 00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:55,825 [both grunting] 358 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,135 - You got some good moves there. 359 00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:59,894 - I know. - Zap! 360 00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:02,032 - Give me back my amulet, woman! 361 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,583 Zap! 362 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,204 - You'll never get this stone back. 363 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,790 - I need that amulet to turn our bitter teen owl 364 00:15:08,859 --> 00:15:10,894 back into a bitter teen girl. 365 00:15:10,963 --> 00:15:11,859 Zap! 366 00:15:11,928 --> 00:15:14,445 - For the last time, Horus, 367 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,721 she was asking for it! 368 00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:19,790 - Aah! Oh! 369 00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:21,377 Aah! [grunts] 370 00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:23,273 - Are you done, old man? 371 00:15:23,342 --> 00:15:24,963 - Old man? 372 00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:26,997 Well, I'll show you who's an old-- 373 00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:28,377 [back cracks] Oh, my back. 374 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:31,480 - You are a horrible influence on our daughter. 375 00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:32,652 - [gasps] 376 00:15:32,721 --> 00:15:35,652 [dramatic music] 377 00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:37,066 ♪ ♪ 378 00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,652 - Easy, Horus. 379 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,790 Horus, easy. 380 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:45,825 - Ultimate Zap! 381 00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:47,480 Aah! 382 00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:49,652 Oh. 383 00:15:52,859 --> 00:15:55,204 My magical amulet! - My chicken pottage! 384 00:15:55,273 --> 00:16:02,273 ♪ ♪ 385 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:07,170 Magic amulet in a witch's pot! 386 00:16:07,239 --> 00:16:08,514 Stand back! 387 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,170 - Bad mojo! Everybody get down! 388 00:16:18,652 --> 00:16:20,790 - So what happens when a magical amulet 389 00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:23,170 mixes with chicken pottage? 390 00:16:23,239 --> 00:16:26,170 [mystical music] 391 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:29,273 ♪ ♪ 392 00:16:29,342 --> 00:16:30,963 - [clucking] 393 00:16:33,273 --> 00:16:35,756 - [clucks] 394 00:16:35,825 --> 00:16:38,825 - [clucking] 395 00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:42,204 [all clucking] 396 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:53,066 - This is what you call a party fowl. 397 00:16:54,687 --> 00:16:57,273 - Corvettes and landlord threats, 398 00:16:57,342 --> 00:16:59,204 quick, quack, quicken. 399 00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:02,170 Wage your bets, no regrets, 400 00:17:02,239 --> 00:17:04,583 hominid chicken! 401 00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:08,411 - [coughing] 402 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,825 Well, that was disturbing. 403 00:17:11,894 --> 00:17:13,032 - Would you help me for a moment? 404 00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:14,756 I need to go talk to my daughter. 405 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,273 - Who, me? - Yes. Just read the passage 406 00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:19,894 and wave the amulet, and she'll be all set. 407 00:17:19,963 --> 00:17:22,308 - So, like, anyone can be a wizard? 408 00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:24,101 Hmm. [chicken clucks] 409 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:28,756 - Ooh. I wonder if there's such a thing as chicken collateral. 410 00:17:28,825 --> 00:17:30,721 [chicken clucks] 411 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:33,170 - Well, is everyone back to normal? 412 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:35,239 - Yeah, much less feathered, thank you. 413 00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:37,101 When Evan is done with the amulet, 414 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:40,377 I can reverse that terrible spell your mother put on you. 415 00:17:40,445 --> 00:17:44,997 - Horus, for the hundredth time, Stacey was asking for it. 416 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,377 - I don't care what she did. 417 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:50,721 No one deserves the punishment of being turned into an owl. 418 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,894 - Dad, you're not listening. 419 00:17:52,963 --> 00:17:55,308 I was asking for it... literally. 420 00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:57,859 - She followed me around for weeks, saying, 421 00:17:57,928 --> 00:17:59,480 "Mom, can you turn me into an owl? 422 00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:03,583 How about now, how about now? How about now?" 423 00:18:03,652 --> 00:18:06,963 - It's true. Flying is rad, my night vision rocks, 424 00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:08,825 and my toes are little weapons of death. 425 00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:12,101 - But then what was this whole quest about 426 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,652 if not to return you to your normal human form? 427 00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:17,997 - It was about the three of us hanging out again. 428 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:19,825 [gentle music] 429 00:18:19,894 --> 00:18:21,549 - Sweetie, what's really going on? 430 00:18:21,618 --> 00:18:25,066 - [sighs] When I was a kid, you guys would have 431 00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:27,377 magical spars all the time. 432 00:18:27,445 --> 00:18:30,859 I miss it. I just wanted to see the sparks fly again. 433 00:18:30,928 --> 00:18:34,583 ♪ ♪ 434 00:18:34,652 --> 00:18:38,377 - Toe clipping, day tripping, sharp chicken claw. 435 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:42,894 Sheep turd, shaved bird, rotten coleslaw! 436 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,756 [dramatic music] 437 00:18:47,825 --> 00:18:49,652 - Uh, you're not done. 438 00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:51,445 - Oh, no, I'm just getting started. 439 00:18:51,514 --> 00:18:54,170 I seriously can't believe you left me with a guy 440 00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:57,480 who said he would smush me if you started a magical fight, 441 00:18:57,549 --> 00:18:59,997 and then you went and started a magical fight! 442 00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:02,032 - I knew he wouldn't. You're un-smushable. 443 00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:03,687 You can talk your way out of anything. 444 00:19:03,756 --> 00:19:06,618 - So you're saying you trusted me as your closest friend 445 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,859 to save you in this quest should you fail? 446 00:19:08,928 --> 00:19:10,032 - Well, I didn't say any of that. 447 00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:12,101 - You didn't have to! Bring it in! 448 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,687 - I'm gonna have to stop that hug with my chicken foot. 449 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:19,549 - [clears throat] Um, has your foot always looked like that? 450 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,273 - I'm sorry. 451 00:19:21,342 --> 00:19:23,514 I didn't mean to cause all this trouble. 452 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,549 - Encouraging us to melt each other's faces off 453 00:19:26,618 --> 00:19:27,894 is not a great way 454 00:19:27,963 --> 00:19:29,652 to get your father and I back together. 455 00:19:29,721 --> 00:19:32,514 - Yeah, she could have burned off my luxurious beard. 456 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,445 Ha, a wizard without a beard, can you imagine? 457 00:19:35,514 --> 00:19:37,618 - Come on, didn't you guys enjoy seeing each other? 458 00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:38,894 A little? 459 00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:41,445 - Oh, no, honey, I don't like your father. 460 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,411 Although I have to admit, 461 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,928 he did show an impressive fighting display. 462 00:19:45,997 --> 00:19:48,618 - Yeah, really got zappy with it there, didn't I? 463 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,894 - The most fun I had today was seeing you, Stacey. 464 00:19:52,963 --> 00:19:54,859 - Yeah, same here, sweetheart. 465 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,997 - You see me every day, Dad. 466 00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:59,721 - It's always the best part of every day. 467 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,308 Even in your owl form, 468 00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:05,135 you still have the most wonderful eyes. 469 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,963 Oh, Give your old man a hug. - Oh, Dad. 470 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,583 - And your young mother. - No! Oh, you have to. 471 00:20:09,652 --> 00:20:11,273 - Oh, come on. Bring it in. - Oh, you have to! You have to! 472 00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,652 - Stop! - Oh, there we go. 473 00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:13,859 - Oh, I love my baby girl. 474 00:20:13,928 --> 00:20:15,239 - I'm gonna ruffle your feathers! 475 00:20:15,308 --> 00:20:16,549 I'm gonna ruffle your fea-- 476 00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:22,480 - Happy questing! Thanks for stopping by! 477 00:20:22,549 --> 00:20:24,756 - Next time, don't! 478 00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:26,514 - Goodbye, Steve. 479 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:30,135 Fun fact, Gnarlia's crafting corner makes a superb man cave. 480 00:20:30,204 --> 00:20:32,066 - See you at spring break, Mom. 481 00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:35,894 - Well, I am so happy they stopped by. 482 00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:37,687 - Mm, they did leave a mess. [cat meows] 483 00:20:37,756 --> 00:20:39,377 - You're holding the cat too tight. 484 00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,825 Steven, release her. - Oh, sorry. 485 00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:44,032 - Good end of quest, Evan. 486 00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:46,239 You got into a battle, and you did some magic. 487 00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:48,514 - Yeah, and to bring it all home, I used that amulet 488 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,963 to turn you back into a barbarian just perfectly. 489 00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:53,066 - I know, I was there. 490 00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:54,997 - [grunts, clears throat] - What? 491 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:58,756 - Uh, Nothing. Let's keep questing. 492 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,204 Eyes on the road. - Okay. 493 00:21:03,342 --> 00:21:05,480 - Someone should tell her. 494 00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:07,032 - Don't look at me. 495 00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:10,721 [quirky upbeat music] 496 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:11,928 - I have a chicken nose, don't I? 497 00:21:11,997 --> 00:21:13,239 - You do! 498 00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:16,790 It's a big, fat chicken face! Blegh! 499 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,170 - I am General Skelly. I-- 500 00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:20,963 - We're on a revenge quest. 501 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:23,170 all: Yay! - Shush! 502 00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:25,377 I demand you let me into the castle. 503 00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,239 - Mm... 504 00:21:27,308 --> 00:21:29,377 Sorry, you're not on the list. 505 00:21:29,445 --> 00:21:32,308 - I command the Army of the Undead. 506 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:34,066 - Mm, they don't look dead to me. 507 00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,170 - We're dead on the inside. 508 00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:38,997 - I do not need to be on a list to get into a castle. 509 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:41,997 - I'll bet those brittle bones of yours smash up real good. 510 00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:44,963 - Like baby powder. 511 00:21:45,032 --> 00:21:46,963 - Hey Mr. Metal Man, are we on the list? 512 00:21:47,032 --> 00:21:48,101 - What are your names? 513 00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:49,480 - Wee-Tinkle. - Tee-Winkle. 514 00:21:49,549 --> 00:21:50,928 - Fee-Finkle. - Tink-Pinkle. 515 00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:52,032 - Pink-Tinkle. - Fay-Tingle. 516 00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:53,273 - Yip-Yangle. - Greg. 517 00:21:53,342 --> 00:21:54,411 - Yeah, you guys can go in. 518 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,514 [together] Yay! - What? 519 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,411 Oh... [groaning] 520 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,239 Uh... 521 00:22:00,308 --> 00:22:02,825 Zip-Zingle? - Nope. 522 00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:05,032 - Dink-Dingle? - Mm-mm. 523 00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:07,170 - Crank-Klingle. - No. 524 00:22:07,239 --> 00:22:09,618 - Gah! I can't do this! [groans] 525 00:22:09,668 --> 00:22:14,218 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37401

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