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♪
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Syd, that was definitely
your best show ever.
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That's so nice.
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Not that the other ones
weren't also amazing,
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but this one was super amazing.
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Aw, so sweet.
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Not that the other ones
weren't super amazing--
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-Olive.
-Thanks. We would've been here all night.
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Hi. I just wanted to say
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you must be so proud
of your daughter.
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She is so talented.
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Thank you.
She gets it all from me.
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-Really?
-Not even a little.
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[laughs]
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Well, it's nice
to meet an honest man. I'm Georgia.
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Max.
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Mama, can we stay
a little bit longer?
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I wanna get a picture
of me and Sydney.
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[sing-song]:
I love her!
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[chuckles]
Okay, but don't take too long.
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That's my daughter, Lily.
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Well, don't we have
a lot in common.
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We both have daughters,
we both...
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-love music nights.
-[phone buzzing]
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We both want me to buy
us dinner this weekend.
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Sorry, what'd you say?
That was my husband.
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Nothing that wasn't
totally embarrassing.
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Nice meeting you.
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Too bad, Max.
You were this close.
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Why'd she have to be married?
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She was so nice
and standing right here.
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That's all I could
want in a woman.
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That's why you need
to get on a dating app.
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It's so easy.
You create a profile,
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and it matches you
with single people.
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Thanks, but I prefer to
meet people in person.
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Ah, yes!
The way they did it in the days of yore.
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And by that, I mean the days
of you're... still single.
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-Hi.
-Oh, hello there. What's your name?
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I'm Lily Elizabeth Chu,
and I'm your biggest fan.
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-Aw.
-Can I get a selfie?
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Of course.
Let me have your phone.
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One day, I wanna write a song
as good as Find My Own Way.
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I just wish it was online
so I could listen to it all the time.
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You could, but someone
won't let me post her music.
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Yeah, well maybe
that someone
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isn't ready to share
her music with the world.
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Excuse me,
can I get my selfie?
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Someone has
an early bedtime.
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Oh, right. Of course.
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[shutter snaps]
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I agree with your friend.
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You really gotta get
your music out there.
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Well, the people
have spoken.
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Maybe it is time for me
to put my music out there.
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If one Lily likes it,
there might be a bunch of Lilys who do
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or maybe even
a Skyler, or some Emmas!
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Or even an Edgar!
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Probably not an Edgar.
They're mostly into dubstep.
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♪ Do do do do♪
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Like father, like daughter,
we don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at you
is like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things change,
the more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughter,
from different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the best
from your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change
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♪ The more they stay the same
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♪ Do do, do do do do,
do do ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same
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♪
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Ooh! I see you took my advice
and signed up for a dating app.
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No. It is a database for
people who are looking for...
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Okay, fine.
It's a dating app.
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Read me your profile.
Let's see what you got.
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Okay.
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"Single dad
and big bike fan
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enjoys quiet evenings
watching cooking shows."
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[snoring]
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How did I not
see that coming?
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Why don't you let me
give your profile a glow-up?
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'Cause I can't think
of anything sadder
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than my mother
getting me dates.
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Sadder than you in a bathrobe
at 6:00 on a Saturday night?
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It's a silk kimono,
and it's usually around 7:00.
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Okay, Syd,
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you ready to make
your first music video?
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Yep! Feeling good,
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I'm feeling loose,
let's do this.
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-And three, two, go!
-[beep]
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Hey, everyone! I'm Cindy.
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I mean Snidney.
I mean,
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did my mouth forget my name?
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-Cut!
-[beep]
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Sorry. I'm just
a little nervous.
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No worries. Let's go again.
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-Three, two, go.
-[beep]
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Heeey!
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Nope, that's too long.
One more time.
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[low pitched]: Hey!
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[normal voice]:
Nope. Too low.
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[high pitched]:
Hey!
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[normal voice]:
Too high.
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[southern accent]:
Howdy, y'all!
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[normal voice]:
Where did that come from?
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Hey, everyone!
I'm Sydney Reynolds.
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Hey! I didn't say
"Snidney" that time!
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Ah, man.
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-Cut.
-[beep]
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Syd, why are
you so nervous?
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I don't know.
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It's kinda scary putting
a song out there.
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What if everyone hates it?
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Everyone who hears
Find My Own Way loves it.
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Just take a breath
and do what you always do.
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You got this.
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Thanks, Olive.
I needed that.
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-Three, two, go.
-[beep]
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Hey, everyone.
Uh, I'm Sydney Reynolds,
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and, uh, this is my
first time posting music.
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I'm gonna play a song that
I was lucky enough to play
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for Ricky Angelo.
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Hope you guys like it.
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[playing guitar]
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♪ First thing when I wake up
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♪ I look in the mirror
and I see ♪
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♪ Somebody
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♪ I wanna be
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♪ I know that I'm young, but
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♪ Can it possibly be
as impossible ♪
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♪ As it seems?
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'Sup, Bucky?
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Hey, Max. Is Leo here?
I just got a new computer,
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and I wanted to give him
my screen name for IM.
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Your what now?
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Screen name.
For instant messaging.
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It's this new online service
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where you can talk
to anyone in an instant.
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-Hey, Bucky, can we talk?
-Sure!
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See?
That was pretty instant.
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Yeah, but we're
in the same room.
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With IM, you can
message anyone.
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Anywhere. Even on
the other side of the world!
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Who do you know on
the other side of the world?
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No one!
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Then I rest my case.
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It's lame.
Besides, Leo isn't here.
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He's studying for our
Spanish test tomorrow.
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Or as the Spanish
would say, uh...
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Hm. Maybe I should study, too.
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Next time
you see Leo,
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can you give him
my screen name?
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Feel free to keep it
for yourself, too.
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Thanks, but I-M
for sure never gonna IM.
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-Hey, Alisha!
-Hi, Max! What's going on?
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Not much.
Bucky was just telling me
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about that whole lame
instant messaging thing.
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Oh my gosh!
I love instant messaging!
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Me, too!
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You do?
I'll give you my screen name, so we can IM.
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Awesome.
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"G-R-L power."
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Grall power? Gruel power?
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[giggles]
It's girl power.
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I woulda gotten
there eventually.
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♪
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I don't get it.
Why would you wanna go to a movie
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when you just dropped
your first music video?
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Don't you wanna see
all the likes roll in?
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Or dislikes. I just don't
wanna sit around all day,
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waiting to see what
people think of me.
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Now, come on!
Let's go to the movie.
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You love a good prom com.
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Prom com?
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Yeah. A comedy set
at a high school prom.
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I made it up.
Fun, right?
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Stick to songwriting,
Reynolds.
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[beep]
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Wow! Looks like
your video is--
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Bup, bup, bup!
Don't wanna know.
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-But there's-- But you-- Fine.
-Bup! Bup! Bup!
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Sorry, just slipped out.
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-Sydney, you got
a bunch of likes. -Olive, I told you I don't...
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wanna...
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Well, just how many likes
are we talking about?
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A lot!
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-Really?
-[beep]
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[beeping]
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Whoa, that is a lot.
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People really like my song!
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Whoa, Olive.
Mandy213 called my song
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the best thing she's ever heard.
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Olive?
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Olive?
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♪
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♪
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How's the dating app going?
Any matches yet?
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It's going super well.
I'm basically
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dodging ladies
at this point.
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-So, none, huh?
-Not even one.
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Okay, here's the problem.
Instead of "bike shop owner,"
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you should say
you're a private investor
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in alternative
transportation.
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I'm not gonna lie!
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It's not lying.
It's embellishing.
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It's adding sprinkles
to the top of
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a very bland vanilla
ice cream cone.
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Hey, vanilla is a very
underrated flavor.
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Don't put that
in your profile.
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[beep]
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Well, look at that.
Plain old vanilla Max
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just got his first match.
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Nope. It's a coupon
for a funeral home.
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You could use that
to bury your love life.
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Okay, I give up.
What would you put in my profile?
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I already wrote it.
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And by the way,
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you won Portland's
most handsome bachelor
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in 2016 and 2018.
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What happened in 2017?
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Boy, for a guy with no dates,
you sure are greedy.
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Wow, Syd. Did you see
what RockNJoel33 said?
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-"Syd's new song
made me feel seen. -"...made me feel seen.
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Both:
She's the voice of our generation."
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Yeah, I might've seen it.
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You should be very proud, Syd.
Your songs really say something.
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Forget what my songs say.
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You should hear
what my fans say.
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Yeah.
Listen to this.
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"The lyrics are straight
from that girl's soul.
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Hashtag musical genius."
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Oh, I would
never say genius.
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But if SmileyRiley5 says it,
who am I to argue?
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Boy, Syd, you've
really come a long way
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from being afraid
to put yourself out there.
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I know, right? I mean,
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I always knew
I was a good songwriter,
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but it turns out, I'm...
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an incredible songwriter!
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Olive:
Yeah, you are!
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And you were afraid
people wouldn't like you.
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I know.
What was I thinking?
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It's me!
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Syd, we gotta find a way
to thank your fans.
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Oh, I know!
I should post another song.
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Yes! The fans
need more content.
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And what better way to thank
them for loving my music than...
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giving them more to love.
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You're so good to us.
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[dial-up modem
connecting to internet]
251
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,932
And just like that,
I'm on the worldwide web.
252
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,587
Alright.
Let's see what's up with G-R-L Power.
253
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,199
Hi. How are you?
254
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,898
Max! Get off the internet!
255
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,943
You know I can't use
the phone when you're online.
256
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,423
But, Mom, this is important.
257
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,946
Oh. Are you doing homework?
258
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,948
No. I said it was important.
259
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,125
I'm instant messaging
with Alisha.
260
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,475
Ooh, Alisha. Your crush.
261
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,782
-Mom...
-[beep]
262
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,784
Look! Look,
she wrote me back!
263
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:57,874
"So cool running
into you today."
264
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,747
-Cooler running into you.
-[gasps]
265
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,401
Oh, my little boy is flirting.
266
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,926
-Is that what I'm doing?
-Yeah.
267
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,668
Then get outta here!
I don't want my mom to see me flirt!
268
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,455
Okay, Olive,
you ready to shoot this?
269
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,676
Yep. And three, two, go.
270
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,983
What up, Syd-Queens?
It's ya girl, Syd, here.
271
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,029
Olive,
why aren't you recording?
272
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,857
Oh. I thought I'd
let you get a few
273
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,815
"Snidneys" outta your system,
274
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,861
and maybe a "howdy, y'all."
275
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,820
Nope. All ready.
Let's do this.
276
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,430
You got it.
277
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,998
-And three, two, go.
-[beep]
278
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,740
What up, Syd-Queens?
It's ya girl Syd here.
279
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,351
So, this next song
is super personal.
280
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,962
I know it'll speak
to your souls
281
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,528
as much as it does to mine.
282
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,269
Like, comment,
subscribe below.
283
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,925
♪ How can I say this?
284
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,753
♪ My hands are shaking
285
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,973
♪ I feel the weight
all around ♪
286
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,280
♪ And I can't tell if
287
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,152
♪ I'm being selfish
288
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,589
♪ Would I be
letting you down? ♪
289
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,592
-[typing]
-[beep]
290
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,726
Are you still
IMing with Alisha?
291
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,815
Yeah! It's going great.
292
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,730
It's so much easier
to talk to girls
293
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,557
when you don't have
to actually look at them.
294
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,997
In fact, I think I'm ready
to tell her I like her.
295
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,956
Ooh! How you gonna do it?
Flowers? Candy?
296
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,785
A shower wouldn't hurt.
297
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,961
Nah, I'm just gonna IM her.
298
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,093
What?
299
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,572
I can't believe you
wouldn't tell Alisha
300
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,313
something this
important in person.
301
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,577
Why not? This way,
if she doesn't like me back,
302
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,797
I'll just tell her a cat
ran across my keyboard.
303
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,930
Oh! And we'll have to get a cat.
304
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,280
Well, at least you've
thought it through.
305
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,068
-[typing]
-Hey.
306
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,636
This may surprise you,
307
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,682
but I really like you.
308
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,294
-[click]
-[beeping]
309
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:57,298
"I really like you, too.
You're a really good friend."
310
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,823
-[typing]
-Actually,
311
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:04,305
I like you more than a friend.
312
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,222
-[click]
-[beeping]
313
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,138
"I like you more
than a friend, too!"
314
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:14,184
Oh my gosh!
She like-likes you!
315
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,188
-Mom! Play it cool.
-[beep]
316
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,887
"Would you like to
have lunch with me
317
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,410
at the food court
tomorrow?"
318
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,108
-[typing, beep]
-It's a date!
319
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:28,155
-It's a date! It's a date!
-We have a date with Alisha!
320
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,547
[laughing]
321
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,507
Why haven't any of
the comments loaded yet?
322
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,857
Relax. My fans are waiting
323
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,512
for just the right words.
324
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,166
Fame. Am I right?
325
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,343
-[beep]
-Ooh! Wait, first comment.
326
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:43,344
What's it say?
327
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,999
"Syd's new song is terr..."
328
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,175
You know, let's just
read the next one.
329
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,221
Oh, would you look at that?
My phone just died.
330
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,877
"Leave You Behind
331
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,401
is a boring song
by a basic girl"?
332
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,750
Boring?
333
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,883
Basic? I'm boring and basic?
334
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,842
Don't listen to that guy.
335
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,236
His handle is Bob123.
Talk about basic.
336
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:10,980
Well, this girl
says that my song is capital M-E-H.
337
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:11,938
What does that stand for?
338
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,853
I think she means "meh."
339
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,857
Or maybe she means meh!
340
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,904
I appreciate you
trying to cover, but...
341
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,950
I think everyone
hates this song.
342
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,429
Not everyone.
343
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,475
There's a bunch of likes
and some good comments.
344
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,999
Like from your old fan,
SmileyRiley5?
345
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,958
What does SmileyRiley5 know?
346
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,177
Last song, she called me
a musical genius,
347
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,918
and, obviously,
she was wrong about that.
348
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,920
You're just getting
stuck on the negative.
349
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,835
Try focusing
on the positive.
350
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,794
Okay. I'm positive
my song stinks.
351
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,927
This is exactly
what I was afraid of
352
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,929
about posting my music.
353
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,322
Don't worry.
I don't blame you.
354
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,932
I didn't think you were.
355
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,543
If anything, blame that
adorable little girl.
356
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,588
I do.
357
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,592
♪
358
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,117
-[beep]
-You hear that, Mom?
359
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,771
My dating profile
is blowing up.
360
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,078
Ladies love new
and improved Max.
361
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,950
See? You did need your
mother's help to get dates.
362
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,343
Why am I bragging about that?
363
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,302
Have you responded
to anyone yet?
364
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,783
Not yet. I'm still working
on my opening line.
365
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,567
Can I pull off a,
366
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:17,786
"'Sup, girl?"
367
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,832
Aw, Max. Of course you can't.
368
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,967
Hey, Syd!
You gotta see all the reactions my profile is getting.
369
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,535
-Your dad is on fire.
-Oh, speaking of fire,
370
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,493
I can't wait to see
the comments on your new song.
371
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,668
I've been
meaning to look.
372
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,583
Well, why don't
I give you the recap?
373
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,455
"Horrible. Uninspired.
374
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,761
Thinks she's Taylor Swift,
but can't pull it off."
375
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:40,026
-Sydney, that's awful!
-Yep, that's in there, too.
376
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,941
I'm so sorry.
I don't get it, Syd.
377
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,333
Everyone loved your other song.
378
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,945
Well, they don't love my last.
379
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,555
What do you mean your last?
380
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,950
Well, obviously, these comments
prove I'm not a songwriter.
381
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,344
I'm just a girl who got lucky
and wrote one okay song.
382
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,131
♪
383
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,396
♪
384
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,484
Hey, Syd.
385
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,964
Please tell me
you're not still looking
386
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,443
at those negative comments?
387
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,359
I don't need to.
They're burned into my brain.
388
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,492
You can't let a bunch
of faceless haters
389
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,015
stop you from
writing your songs.
390
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,278
Who knows? Your next
song could be a hit.
391
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,019
You have no idea
what people like!
392
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,414
That's the problem, Olive.
I don't know what people like.
393
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,461
-Or do I?
-Do you?
394
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,073
-I do!
-Ooh!
395
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,423
Wait, what are we talking about?
396
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,817
Everyone already told me what
they liked in these comments.
397
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,211
I have everything I need
to write the perfect song!
398
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,300
You're gonna write
another song?
399
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,910
Is it about me?
Is it about how
400
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,347
I'm the greatest
friend in the world?
401
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,653
Is it about how you'd
like me to leave
402
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,785
so you can work
on your song?
403
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,439
I'm thinking
the third one.
404
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,615
Hey! I guessed
what it was about!
405
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,879
♪
406
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,144
You just keep getting
better with age.
407
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,843
Hi, Max!
408
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,498
Oh! Alisha! 'Sup, girl?
409
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,891
Ready to go to the food court?
410
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,849
Food court?
Thanks, but I already ate.
411
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,113
[laughs] Very funny.
412
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,332
O...kay.
413
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,855
Hey, what happened
last night?
414
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,074
I thought you were
gonna message me.
415
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,859
I did message you.
We talked all night.
416
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,252
No, we didn't.
417
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,124
Then, who was I talking to?
418
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,040
Hey, Max!
You ready to go to the food court?
419
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,435
Gah!
420
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,439
Well, I'm gonna go
crush some zombies.
421
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,050
And don't forget to
message me tonight.
422
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,747
G-R-L Power, no I.
423
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,489
Hey! That's like
my screen name.
424
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,099
G-R-L-L Power, no I.
425
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,581
'Cause me and my dad
love grilling.
426
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,844
He grills, and I watch!
427
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,325
Sometimes,
he even lets me clean!
428
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,938
I am so psyched we're
having lunch together!
429
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,680
-Right. About that, Bucky--
-Max,
430
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,464
you may not
have noticed,
431
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,813
but I don't have
a lot of friends,
432
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,772
so this means a lot to me.
433
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,122
It does? Really?
434
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,690
Yeah. That's why it
was so great to hear
435
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,866
that you liked me
as more than a friend.
436
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,129
'Cause I think of you
as a best friend, too.
437
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,871
So, what were you
gonna tell me?
438
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,222
Oh! Um, just that...
439
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,963
you better be hungry
'cause we're hitting
440
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,530
every place in
the food court.
441
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,053
Oh, you're on!
442
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,795
Tonight, we should
IM all night long.
443
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:24,146
In fact, why IM when
we could have a sleepover?
444
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,846
♪
445
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:31,936
Hey, Syd.
What's all this?
446
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,851
I'm writing a new song!
447
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,897
On this side are the lyrics to
Find My Own Way.
448
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,507
I've circled
in green the phrases
449
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,118
people specifically
said they liked.
450
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,294
-Okay.
-And on this side is Leave You Behind,
451
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,470
with the phrases people
hated circled in red.
452
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,602
Now, all I have to do is
avoid all of these circles,
453
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,213
but include these
circles, and then,
454
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,475
I will have written
the perfect song
455
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,998
that everybody loves
and no one hates!
456
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,914
Looks great... if you're
trying to solve a murder.
457
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,526
But, is this really how
you wanna write your songs?
458
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,832
Before you judge, Dad,
459
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,964
take a listen.
460
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,925
♪ Morning, morning,
wake up, breakfast ♪
461
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,753
♪ Mirror, shiny glass,
I wanna be ♪
462
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,537
♪ I'm young, not old,
I wanna twist ♪
463
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,584
♪ Impossible, mm, probably!
464
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,501
So, what do you think?
465
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,460
-Well-- I don't hate it.
-You hate it.
466
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,810
Well, you should
because I hate it.
467
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,857
Sydney, why are you writing
a song that you don't like?
468
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,642
It doesn't matter what I like
because according to the data,
469
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,688
this is what my fans like.
470
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,692
Okay. How'd it feel when you
got all those positive comments?
471
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,477
Great. Like I could
do anything.
472
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,523
And how'd it feel when you
got all the negative ones?
473
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,003
Awful. Like I couldn't
do anything.
474
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,701
Sydney, you can't
give so much power
475
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,050
to a bunch of
anonymous opinions,
476
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,183
either good or bad.
477
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,054
If you do, you won't know
who you are anymore.
478
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:47,882
Oh, you mean like Max,
479
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,885
the alternative
transportation investor?
480
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,236
Wow, you're right.
481
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,759
As much as I like getting
all those matches,
482
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,805
they're not matching
with the real me.
483
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,677
Which is why I am
gonna go back to being
484
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,853
plain old boring
vanilla Max.
485
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,421
That's good for you,
Dad, but this different.
486
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,771
I mean, isn't the whole
point of writing music
487
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,644
making something that people
actually wanna listen to?
488
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,386
Well, sure, but you still have
to write songs that you love.
489
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,258
And if little girls like
Lily are inspired by it,
490
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,913
then that's an added bonus.
491
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,916
You're right. I mean,
492
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,526
the reason I started
writing songs
493
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,049
was so my voice
could be heard.
494
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,618
You know what? I'm gonna
keep posting my music
495
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,185
and forget about
the comments.
496
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,882
I am done with those.
497
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,972
-I'm proud of you, Syd.
-I'm proud of you, too.
498
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,931
In fact, you've inspired me
to write a song
499
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,281
about how vanilla is the most
underrated flavor.
500
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,023
-I love that idea.
-I'm not accepting comments, Dad.
501
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,067
[laughs]
502
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,809
♪
503
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,770
Nice to see you writing a song
504
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,598
with a guitar
and not a whiteboard.
505
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,253
Yeah. The whiteboard
got kicked out of the band.
506
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,255
Creative differences.
507
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,300
[beep]
508
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,304
No way, I got a match!
Someone likes vanilla Max!
509
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,175
Syd, I don't
know what to say!
510
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:07,091
Alright. Stay calm.
Just be yourself.
511
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,919
Okay. If I were me,
what would I say?
512
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,575
-"Hello"?
-Hello.
513
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,664
Hello. Yes!
That is what I would say!
514
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,407
Oh, she responded.
She wrote...
515
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,930
dot dot dot.
What does that mean?
516
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,715
It means she's still typing.
517
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,978
-Oh, right.
I knew that. [laughs] -[beep]
518
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,503
She said,
"Cool matching with you."
519
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:30,941
Cooler matching with you.
520
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,510
I don't wanna see
my dad flirt. I'm out.
521
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,730
♪
522
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,951
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do
523
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:45,739
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do
524
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:57,664
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do
525
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:02,495
♪ Do do, do do do do, do do
526
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:05,802
Man:
Oh yeah.
527
00:22:05,852 --> 00:22:10,402
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