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[MGMT's "Time to Pretend"]
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- * I'm feeling rough *
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- Ugh, Ray's mom ordered
way too many Jordan almonds.
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- Well, it's a good thing
she did,
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because they're cheaper
in bulk,
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and you and Ray
invited literally everyone
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to your wedding.
- Yeah.
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[laughs]
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Ugh, I think I'm gonna barf.
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- Hey, it's perfectly normal
to be nervous
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the night before your nuptials.
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* *
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- * I'll miss my sister,
miss my father *
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- What's this?
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- * Miss my dog and my home *
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* *
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- Oh, my God.
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A full ride to Northwestern?
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That's incredible.
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No, not good, because...
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oh.
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Ray won't move with you?
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- He said he can't
do long distance
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because his Saturn
won't make it
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all the way to Illinois
and back.
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- He's not wrong
about the Saturn.
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- I know.
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- But there's gotta be a way
to fix this.
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Right?
You love Ray.
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- Yeah, yes.
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I mean,
he is deeply unemployed,
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and he hates chapter books,
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but he's also really sweet,
and he loves me,
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and we have history,
but also people would freak
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if we didn't...
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I don't know what to do.
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Tell me what to do.
- Oh.
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Uh...I...
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[garbled speech]
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- Okay, don't just
make sounds, Nathan.
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- Okay, um, I'm not gonna
tell you what to do,
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but, Reagan, you deserve
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an amazing, epic,
juicy, fulfilling life.
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You're brilliant
and hilarious and kind.
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But you may not stay that way
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if you don't go
for what you want.
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Now, whether that's Ray
or Northwestern,
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I have your back 100%.
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You know that.
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But you gotta run
after the good stuff.
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[upbeat music]
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- Okay.
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* *
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- Okay.
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* *
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- Think of it
as a fair and honest deal.
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- Well, you can take your deal
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and shove it
up your fair and honest butt.
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[light quirky music]
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* *
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- Hey, hey!
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Nathan!
- What?
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- Come on!
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This is what's best
for everyone.
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This is how you're
gonna keep your house,
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and you'll get paid
to keep doing what you do.
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- Can you do me a favor?
Shut your lie hole.
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That's what I call
your mouth now.
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- Oh, really?
- Yep.
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Actually,
it's more like a lie hose
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just spraying lies everywhere.
- Seriously?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You're being very childish.
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- No, I'm not.
You're being childish!
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You ignore all my calls,
and then I find out
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you're leading this,
like, secret life.
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Why should I listen
to anything you say?
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[soft dramatic music]
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- I told you that Nathan would
blow up over this, and he did.
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- After the tantrum passes,
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he'll see this
is his only option.
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Right now, you need to focus
on yourself.
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- Okay, yeah, great,
I'll focus on me.
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I'm nowhere.
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You said
that the cultural center
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was gonna get a huge piece
of action in this.
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Well, where is it, Terry?
Where's my action?
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Is this it?
Is this it?
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Oh, no,
that's a ginormous casino.
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Oh, what do we have here?
It's a Tesla charging station.
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What a bunch of snobs.
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I'm just gonna drive in
from the city and go gamble.
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I'm gonna cheat on my wife
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and not visit
the cultural center
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that's supposed to be here.
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- I thought it would
be more respectful
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to build
an entirely separate structure
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outside the casino.
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[gentle music]
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This is your
new cultural center.
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* *
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- Is it two floors?
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Oh, my God.
Is that an ADA complaint ramp?
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I'm so sorry for doubting you
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and also for making fun
of the Tesla charging station.
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Actually,
I'm not sorry about that.
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Elon Musk is dumb,
and he needs to pay his taxes.
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This is incredible.
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I...
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Thank you.
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- You've more than earned it.
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- Well, it's a lot
of space to fill.
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- I think it's time
you spoke to Nathan's aunt
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about acquiring her collection.
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Here.
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Keep it under 20K.
- Wow.
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Nathan's gonna hate this.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize
this multimillion dollar deal
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was gonna hurt
someone's feelings.
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- I hear that,
but strategically,
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it would help
if Nathan were onboard.
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I mean, he can
be a real thorn in your side
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when he wants to be.
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I know you don't think
you have a supervisor
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he can complain to,
but he will find one.
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- Noted,
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I will take care of Nathan.
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You go shake down
that old lady.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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[light music]
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* *
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- Good morning, Nathan.
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- No, it's not.
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It's a stupid morning.
- Wait, what?
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I heard from
Deirdre's assistant
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that today was a call
for celebration,
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so I made a little adjustment
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to the wall
of prominent Rutherfords.
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- What?
No, Bobbie.
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I don't belong up there.
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A lot of these Rutherfords
are military heroes.
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The only thing
I'm gonna be remembered for
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is letting this town
turn into a circus.
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- Wait, I'm trying to catch up.
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We hate mornings
and the circus?
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- Yeah, Terry wants
to turn this whole town
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into some kind
of colonial theme park,
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and he wants me
to be his Mickey Mouse.
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I don't think so.
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- Right, who would
want to be America's
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most beloved
and recognizable symbol?
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- You know what I mean.
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- I'm just saying,
if I know Terry,
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he's gonna do this
with or without you,
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and isn't it always better
to be part of the plan?
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- I have a plan.
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I'm gonna hate Terry
for the rest of my life.
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- But if you can have a say
in what happens in this town,
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shouldn't you do it?
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It's like when I joined
this gang of girls
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that were bullying me,
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and now we bully others
together.
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- Mm.
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- We made this one girl
transfer.
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She was a monster; don't worry.
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- I guess if I join them,
I could help steer things
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in the right direction.
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Their model was bleeding
with historical inaccuracies.
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They need me.
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And if it's done right,
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whole town could be one giant
Rutherford museum.
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- Ooh, great.
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So should we leave
the picture up?
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- Nope, it's gotta come down,
and while you're at it,
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can you move Cyrus?
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I always felt like
he's flirting with Margaret.
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- Ew, that's his sister.
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[light tense music]
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- So I should warn you.
I'm not great at negotiating.
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I'm what's known
at flea markets as a mark.
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- Oh, no, that's not
why I brought you.
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I brought you
because you're pretty.
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- Pretty?
- Yeah.
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Your handsomeness
is like a weapon
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that can disarm
even the coldest old lady,
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and if it doesn't work out,
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I got the van
for 12 more hours.
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We can have multiple make-outs
in multiple locations.
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- You really thought
of everything.
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You got this.
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Although, now I'm almost
kind of wishing, like,
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it doesn't work out
so we could--
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- We--let's focus.
- Okay.
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[soft clinking]
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- So, Aunt Joan--
I can call you aunt, right?
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Anyway, I am here to ask
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on behalf
of the Minishonka Nation
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if you would do the honor
of returning
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important cultural items
currently in your possession
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so that we may
properly care for them.
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- Those items
have been promised to Nathan.
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- Yes, I'm aware
of your arrangement,
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but the tribe is willing
to offer a fair sum,
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and I personally
am going to throw
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something sweet into the pot
just for you.
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- Oh, tempting offer,
but I indulged my last gigolo
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during the Ford administration.
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- Oh, no, I am not a--
at least, I don't think
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that was the--
- Not him.
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Your name on all
of the museum labels.
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You'll be just like
the Sacklers,
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minus all of the alleged
predatory opioid abuse.
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I am authorized
to offer $5,000.
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- You can have them
for $80,000.
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- 10.
- 80.
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- 15,000.
- 80.
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- 18?
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- 80's the price,
or you can be on your way.
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- Okay, great.
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I'm just gonna go ahead
and reach out
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to the Department of Interior
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and see if everything's
NAGPRA compliant.
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You know, the Native American
Graves Protection
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and Repatriation Act?
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I don't know
if I got a great look
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at all of the items
in your carriage house,
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but I'm sure
that they were all acquired
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in a proper way, so if we were
to get the feds involved,
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you'd be fine, right?
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Or we can skip that,
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and I can give you money
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for items
that belong to me anyway.
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* *
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- You've got a deal.
Now get out of my house.
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You can stay.
- Uh, no, I'm gonna go.
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Thanks!
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* *
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- All right, I'm in.
- That's great to hear.
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- [chuckles]
Pump the brakes there, Terry.
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I'm not in just yet.
- You just said you were in.
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- Well, sure, but it's gotta
be on my terms, okay?
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If you're gonna turn
this shopping complex
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into a true
Rutherfordian experience,
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I'm gonna need the following.
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$23 million
to expand and modernize
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the Rutherford Museum,
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full veto power
on all architectural
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and historical decisions,
use of the company helicopter.
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- We don't have
a company helicopter.
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- Well, if we get one,
I want to use it.
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Also an unlimited
diorama budget.
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I've already spoken
to Marshall.
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He is in, and he better be,
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considering I crushed it
at his wedding.
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- He sang "Black Velvet"
by Alannah Myles.
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His version was 11 minutes,
and it was amazing.
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00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,945
- Well, that does sound epic,
258
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,606
and of course we can discuss
your many demands.
259
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,236
In the meantime,
I have something
260
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,372
that I think you'll
be equally excited about.
261
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,251
[plucky music]
262
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,247
- You look incredible.
- I look ridiculous.
263
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,670
- He looks ridiculous.
264
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,919
- This costume
is wildly inaccurate.
265
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,261
It's like a hodgepodge
of colonial fashion.
266
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,916
Military jacket,
a scrivener's cravat,
267
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,295
a barrister's wig,
268
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,141
and boots clearly taken
from a pirate costume.
269
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,217
- We're capturing
the spirit of the era
270
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,433
to give the people
what they want.
271
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,312
Which reminds me--
you're gonna love this.
272
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:46,599
* *
273
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:51,186
This is the poster image
for Ye Olde Rutherford Village.
274
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,154
* *
275
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,784
- Okay, where do I even start?
276
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,411
This type of butter churn
277
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,448
was used primarily
in the Carolinas,
278
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,291
where there is significantly
higher humidity,
279
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,536
and no Rutherford
has actually owned a dairy cow
280
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:07,170
since Zachary Rutherford
left his wife for one in 1782.
281
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,628
- Our market research shows
282
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,338
that the average American's
understanding of history
283
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,008
can be boiled down
to seven concepts:
284
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,968
George Washington,
the flag, Independence Day,
285
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,759
"Independence Day" the movie,
286
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,512
MLK, "Forrest Gump,"
and butter churns.
287
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:25,136
These enhancements
will take your family museum
288
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,635
to the next level.
289
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,806
- Grandpappy Rutherford's
Old Time Creamery
290
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,726
and History Museum?
291
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,645
- People find
dairy-based businesses
292
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,783
charming as hell.
293
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:35,949
It's wholesome.
294
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,107
And if you throw in a cow
with a cute name,
295
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,276
it's off the charts.
296
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,374
- You could call him
Sir Milksalot.
297
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,329
- Home run, Bobbie.
Home run.
298
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,910
- You can't milk a male cow!
299
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,875
- Nathan, this museum
will draw like crazy.
300
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,997
That's why we put it
next to the food court.
301
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,464
[gentle music]
302
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:55,724
Go ahead.
Give it a churn.
303
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,127
* *
304
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,005
- I'm really trying here,
Terry.
305
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,262
* *
306
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,814
This is what you wanted?
307
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,807
- Yes, actually,
and it's what you want,
308
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,349
a brand-new,
state of the art museum
309
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,444
filled with people
learning about your family.
310
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,189
- This version of my family
is bullshit!
311
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,692
- Respectfully, every version
of your family is bullshit.
312
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,605
At least this one
is profitable.
313
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:23,026
- Ooh, ooh,
what about Moodonna?
314
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,236
[gasps]
315
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,909
- Josh, come on.
316
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,214
We need to get this stuff
into the van
317
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,577
before Joan changes her mind
318
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,083
or steals our youthful bodies
"Get Out" style.
319
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,126
- I know.
I know.
320
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,418
But there's so much stuff here.
321
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,381
I mean, come on,
these love letters.
322
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,632
"Elizabeth, my love.
323
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,554
I will always regret that
we never had the courage to--"
324
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,894
- That says 1982, not 1882.
- Ah, damn.
325
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:48,021
I guess it's more just like,
"Elizabeth, my love,
326
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,229
"I will always regret
that we never had the courage
327
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,900
to run away together."
- Ooh.
328
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,398
- "I will forever cherish
that you named our boy Nathan
329
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,901
after my father."
330
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,823
* *
331
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,282
- Okay.
332
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:04,331
Elizabeth is Nathan's mom,
but who is this Ronnie guy?
333
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,157
- Um, I think it's
his biological father,
334
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,913
which means I don't think
335
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,786
Nathan's technically
a Rutherford.
336
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:18,764
* *
337
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,849
- It's just a letter.
It doesn't prove anything.
338
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,848
- Right.
339
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,940
Well, actually, it's letters--
a lot of 'em.
340
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,108
And some of them
were pretty graphic.
341
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,067
- Yeah, who puts illustrations
in a love letter?
342
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,437
[chuckles]
- Yeah, the '70s were wild.
343
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,105
- Yeah, they were.
344
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,780
- You gonna tell Nathan?
345
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,076
- There's an explanation
for this.
346
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,487
This isn't real.
347
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,445
Nathan's already pissed,
so I'm not gonna worry him
348
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,826
any more than I have to.
349
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,872
All we have is barely a hunch.
350
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,670
- Plus the letters.
- Yes, we have the letters!
351
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,094
Sorry.
352
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,053
[soft dramatic music]
353
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,425
* *
354
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,971
- Just because
we're changing the museum
355
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,524
doesn't mean you have
to pack everything up.
356
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,677
- It's all good, Bobbie.
357
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:11,805
Just gotta make room
358
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,101
for some butter churns
and fake history.
359
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,114
Might as well scrap
my entire family's legacy
360
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,306
while I'm at it.
361
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,686
* *
362
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,652
- Oh, but this is
Eustace Rutherford's shoehorn.
363
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,114
You can't just
throw this in a box.
364
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,453
People need to see this.
365
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,068
- No, Bobbie, no one cares
about actual history.
366
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,866
Besides, you got your wish.
Mickey Mouse.
367
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,041
- Maybe it won't be so bad.
We can fix this.
368
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,331
- What's to fix?
369
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,464
It's literally
a dream scenario.
370
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,291
I get to dress
like the Quaker Oats guy,
371
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,836
churn butter all day,
and no one will get to learn
372
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,880
the true story of my family.
373
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,144
- I just mean this
is a chance to start fresh.
374
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,966
- Bobbie, everything
that I've ever cared about
375
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,773
is being turned
into a cartoon, okay?
376
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,638
Does that feel
like a fresh start?
377
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,475
I don't even know
why I'm talking to you.
378
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,110
You're a teenager.
You don't get it.
379
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,607
- Well, if that's how you feel,
I can give you some space.
380
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,032
- Yeah, why don't you do that?
- Very well.
381
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,117
You have a 5:00 p.m.
dentist appointment
382
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,082
that I won't send you
a reminder for,
383
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,172
which sucks for you, because
you have several cavities.
384
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,680
- [sighs]
385
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,638
[country music playing]
386
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,889
* *
387
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,391
- Hey, I sent
your silverware back.
388
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,104
Don't ask why, but trust me--
- Nathan isn't a Rutherford.
389
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,765
The custodial parent
release claim from his father.
390
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,775
I had a friend
do some digging in Albany.
391
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,647
I mean, this is ironclad.
392
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,986
- Why--why'd you do that?
393
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,202
Now neither of us
can un-know this information.
394
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,622
- Are you kidding?
395
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,290
This is the missing piece
to my story.
396
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:58,499
It has everything:
sex, lies, family intrigue.
397
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,631
- Oh, no, Josh,
you cannot publish this.
398
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,630
- What? I have to.
399
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,762
- I thought that everything
we talked about
400
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,089
was, like, off the record.
401
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,183
You said that.
402
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,968
- That's not how
off the record works.
403
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,007
- Josh, if you--
404
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,732
I can't be with a guy
405
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,848
who destroys my best friend's
entire life.
406
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,805
- Is he your best friend?
407
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,984
Okay, I get what you're saying.
408
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:28,566
I do, but you're asking me
not to do my job.
409
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,873
I would never ask that of you.
- I know.
410
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,278
- I mean, if the gender roles
were reversed here,
411
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,326
you would be sexist to--
412
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,250
uh, never mind.
413
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,004
- I can see that it's unfair
of me to ask you for this,
414
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,422
but it's what I need from you.
415
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,876
- I understand, and I would
never do anything to hurt you,
416
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:52,014
but this is the only way
to tell the whole truth.
417
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,723
- [sighs]
418
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,733
- I'm sorry, Reagan.
419
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,899
- I'm so sorry too.
420
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,605
- Glad we're on the same page.
421
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,070
- Yeah.
422
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:14,123
- * If you cannot feel it
in your heart *
423
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,326
[birds chirping]
424
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,759
- Oh, I thought
you were Bobbie.
425
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,378
- I figured
you'd still be mad at me,
426
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,545
and I've had
a pretty crappy day myself,
427
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,684
so I got some Chang's.
428
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,812
I brang the Chang's
'cause I know it's our thang,
429
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,851
so if you got the pang--
- Please stop rhyming.
430
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,106
- Totally.
- Thanks.
431
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:49,784
It does smell good, though.
- I know.
432
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,069
- Ooh, orange chicken.
- Uh-huh.
433
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,784
- Playing hardball.
434
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,038
Okay.
435
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:03,378
Can I just say that this
has been the worst day?
436
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,746
Week. The worst week.
- I agree.
437
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,844
[laughs]
438
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:11,419
And with that said,
I have a hypothetical.
439
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,756
- Hit me.
440
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,601
- Tell me, do you prefer
your bad news
441
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,928
flash fried
and served quickly on a plate
442
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,313
or is a slow-steamed bun
more your thing?
443
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,112
- You're not making any sense.
444
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,316
- Yeah, sorry,
that's hard to tell.
445
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,317
Um...
446
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:35,372
I...have something to tell you,
447
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,737
and I know
it'll make you upset, but...
448
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,285
I care about you so much,
and I know if I don't tell you,
449
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,120
you'd be more upset,
and that's--
450
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,955
- Okay, I'm all out
of upset today.
451
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,423
I already smashed
two butter churns.
452
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,433
- [chuckles]
- I mean, just lay it on me.
453
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,137
- Well, earlier today,
454
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,808
I was at your Aunt Joan's
house,
455
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,467
and I found something--
- Wait.
456
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,055
Why were you
at my aunt's house?
457
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,440
- Okay, yeah,
let's start there.
458
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:08,607
Um, as part
of the casino expansion,
459
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,528
I've been given a budget
460
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,817
to acquire Minishonka items,
and I bought some from her.
461
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,323
- Huh.
462
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,744
Well, this Chang's
is cooked in blood.
463
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,493
- Oh, my--
- Who are you anymore?
464
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:24,116
First you go work for Terry,
my nemesis,
465
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,464
and then you go, like,
steal stuff from my family?
466
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,499
- Okay, I--I bought it
from her,
467
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,423
and if you want
to talk about stealing,
468
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,052
I mean, there's no way
that your family--
469
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,089
you know what?
470
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,682
This is exactly why I thought
471
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,848
that you couldn't handle more
bad news today.
472
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,967
- Bring it on, honestly.
473
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,184
I mean, what is it?
Did you kill my brother?
474
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,024
Is my grandmother an alien?
475
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,690
- You're not a Rutherford.
476
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,359
I found some letters
in the carriage house,
477
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,278
and they are from a man
addressed to your mom,
478
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:56,198
and then Josh confirmed it
even though I asked him not to.
479
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,947
It's gonna come out,
and I thought you'd rather
480
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,779
hear it from me--
- Get out.
481
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,374
- Nathan.
482
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,289
- Why would you
even say that to me?
483
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,078
- Because it's what happened.
484
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,081
- Yeah, right.
485
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,423
I am so sick of everyone
486
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,669
thinking they know more
about my family than I do.
487
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,762
You don't know anything
about my heritage.
488
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,008
You don't know anything
about me.
489
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,104
So please just go.
490
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,097
[dramatic music]
491
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:31,270
* *
492
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,001
- Hey, bud.
- Hey, Duz.
493
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,711
What's up, man?
How'd you find me?
494
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,672
- Uh, well, you gave me this
when you were 11 years old,
495
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,755
and you said to open it
in case of emergency.
496
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,301
"Should I go missing,
497
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,974
"I am most likely sitting
in quiet contemplation
498
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,774
"at Buckheart Lodge.
499
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:06,977
"If I am not there,
500
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,887
"investigate
the following suspects.
501
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,685
"The Chisenhalls,
Manuel Noriega,
502
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:11,979
Cobra Commander."
503
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,652
- Okay, come on, I was 11.
504
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,650
- All right, well,
I'm glad I found you,
505
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,112
because Cobra Commander
was no help at all.
506
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,124
You know, a lot of people
are worried about you, man.
507
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,294
I talked to Reagan.
508
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,656
- Oh, which one
did you talk to?
509
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,713
The one that I grew up with
and have loved dearly
510
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:31,247
my entire life, or the one
that was recently bitten
511
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,791
by a vamp-liar
and is now cursed
512
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:37,455
to tell bizarre lies
for the rest of eternity?
513
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,875
- Yeah, it's just,
the thing is, uh,
514
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:45,175
Reagan might technically be...
515
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,641
almost certainly right
about this.
516
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,601
- Duz, I love
your sense of humor--
517
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,864
- You remember Mr. DeAngelo
from Mom's bowling team?
518
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,687
- Yeah, Uncle Ronnie.
- Right.
519
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,862
You remember how he used to
come over to the house a lot?
520
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,241
And how Mom and Dad
slept in separate bedrooms
521
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,818
for, like, three years?
522
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,493
And that one time
that Dad threw your television
523
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,992
across the room
because he saw you
524
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,584
watching professional bowling?
525
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,462
- Oh--oh, my God.
526
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,377
Mom was boning Uncle Ronnie?
527
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:20,923
He--he's my--
528
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,755
- I'm sorry, Nathan.
529
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,597
- How are you so sure?
530
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:28,678
- Well, I wasn't,
but when you asked me
531
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,353
to grab those documents
in my pantry,
532
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,982
there was a letter
stuck to the back.
533
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,019
It was Uncle Ronnie
writing to Mom
534
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:39,034
agreeing to renounce
his paternity.
535
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,777
And there were a bunch of
bowling scores at the bottom.
536
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,410
It turns out Mom
was a really great bowler.
537
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,156
I don't know if you knew that.
- So I'm a DeAngelo?
538
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,869
- No.
539
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,450
I mean, genetically,
540
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,075
but you're a Rutherford, man.
541
00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,252
I mean, you've dedicated
your entire life
542
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,499
to this family.
543
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,671
You're more Rutherford
than any of us.
544
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,129
- But I'm not.
545
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,548
I'm not a Rutherford.
- Yes, you are.
546
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,507
You are still my brother.
Don't say that.
547
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,298
- Yeah, but I'm your
adopted half brother,
548
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,012
Nate DeAngelo.
549
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,222
Okay, uh, thank you
550
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:12,894
for, um, enlightening me.
551
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,734
[sighs] Whew.
552
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:17,149
It's a lot to take in,
but, you know, um,
553
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,398
it's all good.
554
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,940
It's all good.
[chuckles]
555
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:22,364
It's all good.
556
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,322
- Okay, I kind of wish
you'd put the poker down.
557
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:26,162
- What, oh, am I
scaring you with this?
558
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,407
- Just, let's--
- Ah, I'm gonna kill you.
559
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:32,250
Uh, just, wow, yeah.
560
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,287
Had a big crush
on Janet DeAngelo as a kid.
561
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,500
Tried to make out
with my half sister.
562
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,041
A lot of memories
coming into focus.
563
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,585
Mm, very cool.
564
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,258
- Look, why don't you come home
with me for a few days?
565
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,007
The girls
would love to see you.
566
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:47,179
- Okay, I, um...
567
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:51,468
I just--I think I need
some alone time.
568
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,394
[sniffs]
569
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,682
I'm--I'm okay. I promise.
570
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,226
- Come here.
571
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:59,189
[tender music]
572
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,230
* *
573
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,483
I'm really sorry, man.
574
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,735
Okay?
- Yeah.
575
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:08,818
- I'll call you tomorrow.
- Okay.
576
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:15,825
* *
577
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:24,302
[phone buzzing]
578
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,799
- Finally.
579
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,590
I was so mad at you,
I was actually doing homework.
580
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,304
- Hey, Bobbie,
just a quick FYI.
581
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:33,175
I'm closing the museum.
- What?
582
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,523
For how long?
- For approximately ever.
583
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,189
And I just wanted
to say thank you
584
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,648
for your hard work
and dedication,
585
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,148
and I'm sorry
I wasted your time
586
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:44,819
with such a dumb museum
for a dumb family who is dumb.
587
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:47,699
All right, look, I'm getting
out of town for a little bit,
588
00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:51,827
and also, Bobbie,
I really am sorry.
589
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:55,406
You're just an awesome person.
I'll see you later.
590
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,543
- Uh--
[phone beeps]
591
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:05,013
[dramatic music]
592
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:09,876
* *
593
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,886
[engine revving]
594
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,389
[clanking]
595
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,521
Ah, God.
596
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,440
Well, that tracks.
597
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,362
[Jesse Ed Davis'
"Washita Love Child"]
598
00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:30,322
[rock and roll music]
599
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,533
* *
600
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,743
- * I was born on the bank *
601
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,373
* *
602
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,450
* Of the the Washitaw River *
603
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:39,155
* *
604
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,955
* In a Kiowa-Comanche tepee *
605
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,250
* *
606
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:44,843
* Daddy had a hard time *
607
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,708
* Mama made his eyes shine *
608
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:49,215
* Lord, it was just us three *
609
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,627
* *
610
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,335
* Well, they went
riding bareback *
611
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,885
* *
612
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:56,178
* In fact,
I tied my hair back *
613
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,852
* *
614
00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:01,641
* And I did
that powwow thing *
615
00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:05,066
* Daddy showed up
with a stellar guitar *
616
00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:08,606
* And I knew right then
I believe *
617
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:10,991
* I'm a love child *
618
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:13,069
* And I'm running wild *
619
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,244
* Hope it
don't take too long *
620
00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,703
* *
621
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,293
* I'ma love you *
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