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[light music]
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- Good morrow,
my Minishonka counterpart.
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- Nathan, wow.
Really leaning into it.
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- Yeah, well,
I figure what better way
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to judge a history fair
than to be living history?
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- Did you steal the cloak
from an exhibit?
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It's a little bit
cry-for-help-y.
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- Yeah.
Well, hey.
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With this lawsuit,
I want to remind the town
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how important Big Larry is.
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And besides that, these kids
spent months on their projects.
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I just wanna show 'em
history can be cool.
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Right?
- Totally.
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We are cool and so is history.
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Just one concern.
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We are going to P.F. Chang's
directly after,
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so I'm slightly worried that
you're gonna get orange chicken
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all over the antique clothing.
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- I'm not an idiot.
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I packed Allister Rutherford's
eating gown to change into.
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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- Great.
- Almost forgot.
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- Ooh, doo, doo.
Wait, what are we doing?
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- Got this for you.
- Why?
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- This is my great-great-
grandmother's favorite gown.
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She was actually strangled
to death in this thing.
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- Mm, no.
- You know what?
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- Let's forget it, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- You look great.
- Thank you.
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[upbeat music]
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[funky hip-hop music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- It smells like hot glue,
paint, and unbridled ambition.
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We got ourselves
a goddamn history fair.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Did you guys see
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that awesome
Susan B. Anthony?
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She had the sash
and everything.
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- [chuckles]
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Well, takes a little more
than a sash,
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there, Frank.
Good to see you.
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Glad to have you on board
this year.
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- I must say--I'm used to
arguing in front of a judge;
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not having to be one.
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- [chuckles]
- I'm a little nervous.
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- Well, the stakes are high.
- Yeah.
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- But don't stress yourself
out.
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Reagan and I are old hands
at this.
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Been doing this a long time,
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so, uh, you can leave
the heavy lifting to us.
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- Yeah, we're always
on the same page.
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So just consider yourself
a fun little add-on,
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like an extra toe.
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- Oh, my God.
How did you know?
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- Oh. Ew.
- I--
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* *
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- What is it exactly?
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- It's Pompei covered in ash
after the volcanic eruption.
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The city's
underneath the box.
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I melted some Lego people
and houses
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in a pot on my stove.
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They're all dead.
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- Very...inventive.
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Good luck.
[laughs]
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Get this kid
on some kind of watch list.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Terry.
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Good to see you, as always.
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- Mayor Chisenhall, hello.
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Just doing my duty
as a History Night sponsor.
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- I trust that whatever
disagreements we have
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because of your actions,
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we can still deliver
a cordial evening for the kids.
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- The kids come first today.
- Mm.
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- Any issues we have will
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play themselves out
through the courts.
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Although, anyone can see
they're mostly your fault.
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- Okay.
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Well, I'm going
to give a speech,
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and after that,
I'll thank the sponsors
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and allow you to say
a few words.
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- You'll allow me?
- Well, I'm the mayor.
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- Well, my casino employs
many of your constituents.
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So it's kind of like
we're co-mayors.
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- [laughs]
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It's not like that
even a little bit.
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If you'll excuse me.
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- Whoa.
What is the deal with you two?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
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- A swing and a miss
on Theodore Roosevelt.
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- Big time, man.
Lazy.
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Uh, I think the clear winner
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of the freshman
and sophomore division is...
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- Story of Benjamin Franklin
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as told through the point
of view of electricity.
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- I mean, I was impressed.
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They kinda went there.
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- Kid's got charisma.
- Mm-hmm.
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- If it's not
my three favorite judges.
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Reagan, love the dress.
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Frank, you been working out?
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- Bobbie,
we can't be seen with you
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before we judge
all the entries.
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It's unethical.
- Totally get it.
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In fact, ethics is a big part
of my short film.
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It's called "God #BlesstheUSA."
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It's really a love letter
to America.
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As a child of immigrants--
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- Bobbie.
- Get out.
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- [scoffs]
- All right.
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So electricity kid's gonna
get that blue ribbon.
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And let's go judge
the upperclassmen.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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We're gonna make it
to P.F. Chang's by 7:00!
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- Ooh, never been.
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More of a PB&J guy.
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Ethnic food makes me play
the old butt trumpet.
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- Good to know.
- Gross.
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- Hi.
- Ah, jeez!
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- You guys going
to P.F. Chang's?
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I took my dog there
for his birthday.
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They made him wait outside,
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but I had the best time
by myself.
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- Nice.
- That's odd.
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- Should we make it
a double date?
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Nathan and I can get
our own table
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so that you two lovebirds
can have some privacy.
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- Ew, no.
- Yeah.
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She never...
- Really? I feel chemistry.
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- Here's the thing.
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This is, like, kind of
a tradition that we have.
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- So you're sick of it, and you
wanna go with someone new?
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[laughs]
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Ha!
Kidding.
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Unless that's what
you were gonna...
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- No, no.
I--no.
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- I know, right?
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[laughing]
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See you later.
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[uncomfortable laughter]
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- Good afternoon, everybody.
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[applause]
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Before I announce the winners
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of the freshmen
and sophomore division,
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I wanna say a few words
about this town's history,
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which I know a little bit about
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as the first Black mayor
of Rutherford Falls.
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[applause]
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Now I wanna thank
all the generous sponsors
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who made this night possible
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who we unfortunately
don't have time to hear from.
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Now every day,
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I strive to make sure
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that everyone in this town--
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uh, Terry Thomas, everyone.
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[applause]
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The CEO
of the Running Thunder Casino,
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who has his own microphone?
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- Many apologies.
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I was hoping to do a quick
Minishonka land acknowledgment.
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[applause]
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I'd like to take a moment
to acknowledge
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that we are currently standing
on Minishonka land.
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- Beautiful.
Okay.
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- [speaking Mohawk]
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...Mayor Deirdre Chisenhall...
[speaking Mohawk]
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[speaking Mohawk]
Chisenhall.
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[speaking Mohawk]
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...unfortunate genocide.
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[speaking Mohawk]
...Mayor Deirdre...
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[speaking Mohawk]
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...so frigid.
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[speaking Mohawk]
...Mayor Deirdre...
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[speaking Mohawk]
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...unemployment.
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[speaking Mohawk]
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- Thank you.
crowd: Io.
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- Io.
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- Okay, let's look
at the upperclassmen.
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- The history
of Rutherford Falls
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is the history of America.
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And the history of America
is the story of us.
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- Wait.
That doesn't make any sense.
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Those are just words.
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- We are one heart under God
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beating red, white, and blue.
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And let us never forget
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that tragic day in 2001.
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- Wow--okay.
That's a lot.
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- So God bless
our active military,
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defenders of truth
and liberty.
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Thank you,
public school teachers
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and single moms,
who are the real heroes.
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- I can barely move under
the weight of these platitudes.
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- [scoffs]
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These kids treat this
like an assignment,
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but for us, it was a way
to express ourselves.
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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- [whispers]
Yes.
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[upbeat music]
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- What the hell, Terry?
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You said my name five times.
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And I distinctly heard
you say "genocide."
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- America has a troubled past.
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I think it's important
to acknowledge that.
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- Hm.
We agreed to be civil.
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- I'm not the one
with the history
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of breaking promises.
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- [gasps]
Fine.
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- Fine.
- Great.
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- So great.
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- Okay.
What happened with these two?
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I know you know.
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- I signed an NDA,
and I can't tell you.
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But I will say if
you're getting warm or cold.
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- Ooh.
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Is it a savings and loan thing?
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They had an affair?
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They have a love child?
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- Cold.
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[patriotic music]
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- What is a nation
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when you are the faceless
and ignored?
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What is sovereignty
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when the president is treated
like a king?
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How can you protect your image
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when it's always under attack?
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Identity repurposed
for entertainment.
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- This is good, right?
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Like really good.
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- Yeah.
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- Yes.
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History is often written
by the winners.
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But if you listen,
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you can hear the heartbeat
of a still-great nation,
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one that will rise again.
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[eagle cries]
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- This is why we do this.
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This is how you show people
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that history affects
our daily lives.
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- The Minishonka
may be faceless,
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but they are
no longer voiceless.
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- Hi.
I'm Spencer Vanderslice,
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and I hope you've enjoyed
my film.
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One love.
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- Wait.
That kid made this film?
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- And he did all the narration.
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- [sighs]
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- Okay, next entry
is from Taylor Hawkins.
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- A wise woman once said,
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"There is a special place
in hell
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for women who don't support
other women."
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And that woman
was Taylor Swift.
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I present to you my project:
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The Fierce and the Furious.
260
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All the greatest
feminist icons
261
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showing off their strength
and power.
262
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And I dare you
not to support me.
263
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- Uh--I do support you.
264
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,814
I love it.
265
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,351
I think this is also
in the running.
266
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:48,234
It's--it's a strong contender.
267
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,981
- But you liked the movie.
268
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,146
I saw it make you cry.
269
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,743
- Yeah, but is Spencer
the right face
270
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,949
to represent
the faceless Minishonka?
271
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I mean, seeing him, it just--
272
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it makes me rethink
what I watched.
273
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,036
- She makes a good point.
274
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,248
You made a good point.
275
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,498
So good points.
276
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,750
- [whispers]
Thanks, Frank.
277
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,171
Food for thought.
278
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,589
We can't just arbitrarily
disqualify a movie
279
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just because you found out
who made it.
280
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- But it colors my enjoyment.
281
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,425
Knowing that the film
was made by some white kid,
282
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albeit a seemingly woke one,
283
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,104
I just gotta question
his intent
284
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in making art about my people.
285
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That's all.
286
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,770
- And if a Minishonka kid
made it?
287
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,689
- Standing ovation.
Give 'em all the Oscars.
288
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,728
- Okay.
289
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,271
But you love
"Dances with Wolves,"
290
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,324
and that was directed
by the exceedingly white
291
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,478
Kevin Costner.
292
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,105
- It's all we had at the time.
293
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,862
I wish that more
Minishonka people
294
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,074
were positioned
to make movies about us, but--
295
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,405
just Spencer doing it--it feels
like a knife twist is all.
296
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,792
- Okay.
Yeah.
297
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,658
Well, I think we should
at least talk to him.
298
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,205
Find out why he made the movie.
299
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,538
- That's fair.
300
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,713
Let's bring in Spencer.
301
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,342
- As a white man,
I feel conflicted
302
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,340
about how my ancestors
colonized this land
303
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,893
and made its
Indigenous people faceless.
304
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,388
It's, uh, super messed up.
305
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,969
- No argument there.
306
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,644
I'm with you so far.
307
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,853
- Can't we just wrap this up?
It's so obvious.
308
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,483
- It's like
with the Rutherfords.
309
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,150
We have this huge, dumb statue
honoring them.
310
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,940
I mean, are you kidding me?
311
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,243
No offense.
312
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,316
- I'm sorry.
Why would we be kidding you?
313
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,611
- It's just that
it makes no sense
314
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,124
to have a statue
of some white guy,
315
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,156
instead of one
honoring the Minishonka.
316
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,581
Why are they faceless?
317
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,499
- I think you should stay
on topic.
318
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,868
- Uh, not a bad question,
though.
319
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,254
- Know what?
320
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,420
I say let's take down
that bullshit statue
321
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,379
and change this town's name
to Minishonka Falls,
322
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,091
or, you know, like,
whatever it was called before.
323
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,261
- Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
324
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,758
It's called Rutherford Falls.
Okay?
325
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,760
That's the name of the town
that we're in.
326
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,512
And Big Larry
represents our history
327
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,394
and our heritage, and he means
a lot to a lot of people.
328
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,392
- To which people, though?
Hmm?
329
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,894
To which...people?
330
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,396
- That's a great question.
331
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,358
- No, it isn't, Frank.
- You know what?
332
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,728
You're not a Spencer.
333
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,904
You're an adorable,
white ally.
334
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,283
[gasps]
335
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,649
You're a Mark Ruffalo.
336
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,946
- No.
337
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,869
[laughs]
No, you're not.
338
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,737
- [laughs]
Yeah.
339
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,373
- That's a pretty big honor...
340
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,370
- Yeah.
- To be Ruffalo-ed.
341
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,751
And I think maybe we hold back
342
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,208
on just bestowing that
willy-nilly
343
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,579
on any little asshole.
- [scoffs]
344
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,045
- I just--no offense, Spooner--
Spencer--sorry.
345
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,717
You aren't...well-educated,
346
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,337
and that is all
of our faults.
347
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,934
Uh, thank you, Spencer.
348
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,059
I think we've heard enough.
You can go.
349
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,096
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
350
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,519
- Thank you, Spencer.
351
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,058
[sighs]
- [grunts]
352
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,521
- Okay, Nathan.
Hey.
353
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,021
I think it was such a good
idea to bring him in here.
354
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:38,185
I definitely feel good
about giving him my vote now.
355
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,947
- Well, I'm voting for Taylor's
cool "Fast and Furious" thing.
356
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,989
- What?
357
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,953
[upbeat music]
358
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,374
- [clears throat]
359
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,083
We've reviewed your calendars,
360
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,043
and there's 45 events this year
361
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,924
that you've both RSVP'd for.
362
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,550
- So we think it's best
you make peace tonight.
363
00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,918
Now I don't know the details,
364
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,684
but clearly, there was
some kind of betrayal--
365
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:02,966
- There were two betrayals:
366
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,589
one in the kitchen
and one in the jacuzzi.
367
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,926
- I offered to pay to fix it.
368
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,430
- Plumber said that
what your brother did
369
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,522
in my jacuzzi was
the most horrific thing...
370
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,597
- [scoffs]
- He'd ever seen,
371
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,312
and he served in Afghanistan.
372
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,902
- Oh.
This is a housing issue.
373
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,357
both: Airbnb.
374
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,567
- I rented a casita from Terry
for my brother's visit,
375
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,188
and there was some damage
to the property.
376
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,856
- He threw up in the skimmer,
377
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,124
then used every kitchen
tea towel to "clean" it.
378
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,077
- And when I tried to address
the problem directly,
379
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,079
this teacher's pet insisted
we go through the website.
380
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,082
- Do you have any idea
what it feels like
381
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,504
to lose Superhost status?
382
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,633
It's humiliating.
383
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,209
- I have no idea
what it feels like
384
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,014
to own an investment property.
385
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,717
I'm just a small-town mayor.
386
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,087
And as--
- And as the first Black mayor
387
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,554
in Rutherford falls--is that
what you were gonna say?
388
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,433
- You just can't see a world
389
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,760
in which you
could've overreacted.
390
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,055
You're stubborn.
391
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,978
- You're completely unable
to listen to reason.
392
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,307
- [gasps]
Oh.
393
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,151
So I'm being a Black woman now.
394
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,306
- That's not what I said.
395
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,864
- Even if you're still
mad at me,
396
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,767
it's no reason to undermine me
at every turn.
397
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,486
Besides slanderous Minishonka
land acknowledgements,
398
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,147
what other tricks
do you plan to pull?
399
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,655
- Whoa, so now I'm
the "tricky, shifty Indian"?
400
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,118
- I didn't even know
that was a thing.
401
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,828
- Oh.
It's a thing.
402
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,698
- What is taking them so long?
403
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,670
[pencil tapping]
404
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,249
- Spencer disrespected
my ancestors.
405
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,054
- Yeah, but for once,
a movie didn't disrespect mine.
406
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,668
And I'm willing to overlook
the cultural appropriation.
407
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,296
- Well, I'm not willing
to overlook
408
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,683
his obvious allegiance
to Hitler.
409
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,059
- There was no allegiance
to Hitler.
410
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,556
And speaking of Hitler,
411
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,018
you seem to be fine overlooking
Mel Gibson's allegiance
412
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,150
every year when you watch
"Braveheart" on your birthday.
413
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,557
- That movie is a celebration
of freedom.
414
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,145
It's bigger than any one man.
415
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,360
- [sighs]
416
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,479
- Besides, you watch
"Annie Hall,"
417
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,605
like, all the time.
- [clears throat]
418
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,321
I get one problematic movie,
okay?
419
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,113
And I only rent it
from the library,
420
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,696
so no money exchanges hands.
421
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,991
It's the perfect crime.
I'm clean, baby.
422
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,865
- Whatever you have
to tell yourself.
423
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,872
- Oh.
- You know what the problem is?
424
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,004
We're just so hungry,
we can't even think straight.
425
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,171
- Yes!
Ugh.
426
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,499
We've been at this for an hour.
- [sighs]
427
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,554
I think we both know
what we have to do.
428
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,799
Three pork dumplings,
two chicken dumplings,
429
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,842
crab wontons,
a Mongolian beef,
430
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,676
two salt and pepper prawns,
two orange chickens,
431
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,102
a house fried rice,
and six honey walnut shrimp.
432
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,272
- And before you ask,
433
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,650
we do want that much
honey walnut shrimp.
434
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,858
- Uh, yeah.
- Ah, nothing to worry about.
435
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,398
This is a judgment-free
zone here.
436
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,571
- Thank you.
437
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,949
- I have nut
and shellfish allergies.
438
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,816
Are either of those
in the honey walnut shrimp?
439
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:31,905
- Yes.
440
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:38,826
- Nathan!
441
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,583
- I just heard from Reagan.
442
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,455
She and Nathan couldn't decide
on a winner.
443
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,172
They're asking
for an additional hour
444
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,512
of deliberation.
445
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,507
- It's a high school
history competition.
446
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,589
- Nathan left?
447
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,343
I mean, they all left?
448
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,585
- I need to get out of here.
449
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,006
Text those ding-dongs.
450
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,764
Tell them we'll announce
the winner tomorrow.
451
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,556
There's no point in trying
to salvage this night.
452
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,639
- I feel you, Deirdre.
453
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,305
Men, the worst, right?
454
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,603
Can't live with 'em
455
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,016
'cause none of 'em
will move in with you.
456
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,574
[laughs]
Right?
457
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,397
- Please do not see me
as a confidant.
458
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,863
- Okay.
459
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,862
- Okay.
460
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,815
With Spencer--
think of it this way--
461
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,116
what if the director
of "Home Alone"
462
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,950
also had a private island
463
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,115
where he hunted and murdered
kittens for sport?
464
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,254
- Makes sense.
465
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,540
"Home Alone" is
a very violent movie.
466
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,964
It's rated R, I think.
467
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,922
- But did Spencer
murder kittens?
468
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,382
I feel like he just said
something that you didn't like.
469
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,673
And if that's the case,
470
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,586
then goodbye every episode
of "Seinfeld"
471
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,644
with Kramer in it.
472
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,547
Bobbie?
- Yes.
473
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,346
I'm here to defend my work
like Spencer.
474
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,219
- Ugh.
Fine.
475
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,176
Whatever.
Go ahead.
476
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,225
- Okay.
477
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,478
First point of defense
of my film:
478
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,730
Taylor's painting is trash.
479
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,323
- How did you get that?
480
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,648
- I stole it.
Let it go.
481
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,322
We have bigger problems.
Look closely.
482
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,612
Three of these feminist icons
483
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,115
are slight different versions
of Ariana Grande.
484
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,118
- Whoa.
How did I miss the ponytails?
485
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,411
- Why are there three more
Grandes than Sotomayors?
486
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,496
- Yeah.
That's not a good ratio.
487
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,591
Although, while Ariana Grande
488
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,127
may not have been
a suffragette,
489
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,380
she definitely suffered at
the hands of "TMZ."
490
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,133
- No.
- Yeah, no.
491
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,175
That didn't sound good
coming out.
492
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,719
Damn it, Taylor.
493
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,933
- Who okayed that P.F. Chang's
dinner break anyway?
494
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,354
- Okay.
I'm sorry.
495
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,774
- [sighs]
496
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,732
It's all on you, Deirdre.
497
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,652
Once again.
498
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,192
Hey, Terry.
499
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,486
I just wanna say
500
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,780
my brother's a hurricane of
bad choices and unemployment.
501
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,075
I haven't spoken to Brian
502
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,698
since he sold my dog
to buy a mini-fridge.
503
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,905
- Every family has a Brian.
504
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,076
Mine's named Charlotte.
505
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,625
[laughs]
506
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,339
Well, good night.
507
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,470
- Oh--would you also like
to let your guard down
508
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,508
and express some vulnerability?
509
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,932
- Not really.
510
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,600
I don't do
the backing down thing.
511
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,768
If I back down,
there's a whole community
512
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,307
leaning on me
that falls to the ground.
513
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,350
- I understand.
514
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,023
As the town's
first Black mayor--
515
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,771
- You gotta stop saying that.
516
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,573
I mean, I'm the first
Native American to win
517
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,816
the squash tournament
at the Adirondack Country Club,
518
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,989
but you don't hear me
bragging about it.
519
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,067
- Uh, yes, you do.
All the time.
520
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,282
- You had a custom
trophy case installed
521
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,322
at the casino entrance.
522
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,865
- Well, it was
a historic victory.
523
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,238
- Uh...
[scoffs]
524
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,746
- [sighs]
525
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,827
And I suppose if I were
the first Native mayor--
526
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,253
- You'd be insufferable.
527
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,171
I know I say it a lot.
528
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,629
But it's because I'm the first
dang Black woman mayor
529
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,760
in the history of this town.
530
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,917
Do you know how hard I work,
531
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:37,085
how perfect I have to be?
532
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,675
I don't have the luxury
of mediocrity.
533
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,772
- I think I have an idea
of what that's like.
534
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,597
- I have aspirations
beyond this town.
535
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,853
State rep, governor maybe?
536
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,856
Call me crazy,
537
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,858
but I sense
a kindred spirit in you.
538
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,360
And I don't mean spirit
in, like, a native way.
539
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,862
Point is, we shouldn't be
working against each other.
540
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,696
- Understood.
541
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,241
People like us...
542
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,195
should stick together.
543
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,584
- [laughs]
544
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:08,001
- Good night.
- Good night.
545
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,046
- I'm glad that worked out.
546
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,088
- I still don't trust him.
547
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,931
Call Adirondack Country Club
548
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,836
and set up a squash game
for me and Terry, please.
549
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,006
* *
550
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,015
- Well, Taylor was a bust.
551
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,887
I guess that means
Spencer wins.
552
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,135
- Oh, I'm glad
you brought up Spencer
553
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,146
because I did a deep dive
on his Twitter.
554
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:33,648
And here he is in dreads
speaking in full Patois.
555
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:34,902
- Ya, man.
556
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,533
Wit' your boy band displays
557
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,989
on the ice skot--
558
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,779
- Whoa.
- Oh, no.
559
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,703
- And you judged my family.
560
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,661
Glass houses, little Spence.
561
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,872
- Oh, my.
- Awful.
562
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,001
- Ugh, gosh, no.
Turn it off.
563
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,077
Turn it off, turn it off.
I can't.
564
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,832
- You guys must vote
for my film
565
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,423
because unlike the other two,
566
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,838
it says nothing
and offends literally no one.
567
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,497
- Oh, please.
What are we gonna do?
568
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,206
We never had a voting issue
like this before.
569
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,676
- I don't know.
- Okay.
570
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,137
I'm about to close out.
571
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,886
Is there anything else
you need tonight?
572
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,928
[curious music]
573
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,183
- Yeah, you've gotta go
574
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:07,684
with the "Fast and Furious"
painting.
575
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,556
- Oh!
- Well...
576
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,942
- So then what's the line?
577
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,479
That guy is canceled,
578
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,692
and the other guy is, like,
okay to play?
579
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,113
- Hey, I get it.
580
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,691
My sister still listens
to "Ignition: Remix."
581
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,146
- Ew.
- R. Kelly?
582
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,945
- Mm-hmm.
Hey, I tried to tell her.
583
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,949
But then she said,
"They're all bad."
584
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,911
Google John Lennon.
585
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,291
- Oh, hold up.
- Google. Go ahead.
586
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,328
- [groans]
587
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,371
- Ah!
- Yeah.
588
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,924
- No!
589
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,417
- I gotta admit something
to you guys.
590
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,039
I still love "Thriller."
591
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,165
I can't help it.
- What?
592
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,421
- It's a good record.
- Aw, no.
593
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,673
What did Michael Jackson do?
594
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:39,835
- Frank, go home.
595
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,803
- Okay.
596
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,389
- Okay, but then
how far do you go?
597
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,310
Like, Bill Cosby--bad.
598
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,889
But is "A Different World"
off the table,
599
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,694
or "Fat Albert?"
I mean...
600
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,228
- I hear you.
601
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,781
If rappers can say the N word,
why can't I?
602
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,066
all: What?
- No.
603
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,279
- Seriously?
- What? No.
604
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,609
- Why would you want to?
- Dude, no.
605
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,743
You cannot.
- Absolutely not.
606
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:03,991
- I thought this was
a safe space.
607
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,582
- Not that safe, Bob.
608
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,037
- Okay, I get what everyone's
saying, and I agree,
609
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,948
but, like--
[sighs]
610
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,826
What does all this say
about us?
611
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,333
That if someone's
talented enough,
612
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,335
we give them free reign
to be monsters?
613
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,997
I mean...
614
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,585
- It's just too thorny.
615
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,260
- Mm-hmm.
- You know?
616
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,718
I think we know
what we have to do.
617
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,298
- Yep.
618
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,433
- And the winner of this year's
Rutherford Falls
619
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:28,260
History Fair grand prize
is Bobbie Yang.
620
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,216
[applause]
621
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,765
Bobbie, your film
was pandering,
622
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,229
subpar, and utterly bland.
623
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,399
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
624
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,768
That is exactly
what I was going for.
625
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,436
[laughs]
- [sighs]
626
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,364
This is like when "Green Book"
won at the Oscars.
627
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,414
- Mm.
628
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:44,566
- Wouldn't
a "Green Book" comparison
629
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,784
be better placed on Spencer
630
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,244
since "Green Book"
was a problematic movie
631
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,953
about racism made
by white people?
632
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,203
- Mm.
- Yeah.
633
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,535
You're totally right.
Jesus.
634
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,119
We can't even agree
on what "Green Book" meant?
635
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,634
This country's a mess.
636
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,917
You wanna go kill the leftover
Chang's at my place?
637
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,881
- Yes.
- Thank you.
638
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,881
[light music]
639
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,724
* *
640
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:07,891
- Hi.
641
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:10,969
[upbeat music]
642
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:18,016
* *
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