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[light music]

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- What is the story of America?

Is it a chronicle of innovation and achievement...

or of oppression and greed?

Is it about freedom or power?

Who gets to write history?

And once written, can it be changed?

I want to do a story about--

Guys, can you please stop texting

for, like, five seconds?

I'm almost done. [cell phone bloops]

This is a story about stories.

Our narrative's about who we are and how we got here.

It's about a town,

but it's also about everything.

- Wow, everything. - Sounds big.

- Rutherford Falls is the birthplace of Rutherford Inc.,

a huge conglomerate that makes everything

from missile-guidance systems to wet wipes.

There's something happening in that town,

and it feels like...

a powder keg.

- You think everything's a powder keg, Josh

or a ticking time bomb or--

What'd you call the mall that hired female Santas--

A tinderbox?

- A...Christmas-pocalypse.

[light laughter] - Right. But it wasn't.

And this isn't some Confederate statue

being pulled down by protesters.

At best, it's a local traffic issue.

Move on. - Okay, can I--can I just--

- Please don't make me look up from for my phone again.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Okay, climate control is set.

I called the sheriff, let him know I'll be out of town.

Thank you, Bobbie. - Sure.

- Um, what am I forgetting?

- Get out of here. Have a great weekend.

This place is gonna be exactly the same as you left it,

maybe better.

- Uh, same is better, so maybe go with that.

- Hard agree. - Doesn't make sense, but sure.

- Oh, I am so glad Aunt Ida's birthday is this weekend.

I'm so stressed out about this Big Larry stuff.

I just need to be around family.

You know, feed off that bond.

both: Yes. - Oh, my God.

How could I forget? - Oh.

- Ceremonial transfer of authority.

- Okay. We're gonna do the whole scroll thing?

- "I, Nathan Rutherford, being of sound mind and body,

"do hereby surrender the Rutherford Falls

Heritage Museum to the care of--" state your name.

- Reagan. - Yeah, uh, full name.

- Reagan Blanchard Wells, as you know.

- Right, okay. "The weight of 1,000 Rutherfords

"rests squarely on your shoulders.

Stand tall, stand proud." - Are we done?

- I know it sounds over the top,

but I love this museum.

I obviously love and trust you,

but now you're legally bound

to love this museum as well, and I can relax.

- And that's all that's important.

Get on the road, man.

[indistinct chatter]

- Large almond-milk caramel latte,

eight sugars, and four Splendas.

- Yeah, the Splenda, like, kills most of the sugar.

It's science.

You don't care. Right.

- Reegs! - [gasps]

- Ray. Oh, and Ray's pregnant wife--I mean Shannon.

- Hey, girl. - Hi.

This is fun. [awkward laughter]

Congrats on the baby. - Oh.

We owe it all to you

for breaking this one's heart so I can mend it.

- Oh, I don't know if I did all that.

- You did! I took your advice.

Got off the couch, and got my life together.

- Aw! - Okay, well...

- Are you here with someone or--

- Nope, all alone on the sidewalk

and in life.

- I just know in my bones you're gonna meet someone.

- Totally. - Eh, there's, like,

five age-appropriate guys in this town,

and I pretty much know them all.

[chuckles] One of 'em's Jeff.

- Yeah, we don't have that vibe.

- [inhales deeply] He's not wrong.

- Well, just stay positive.

You know, everything happens for a reason.

[cell phone buzzes] - Okay. Oh, phone.

Ha, bummer. All right, great to see you both.

- Yeah! - Okeydoke.

Bobbie, what's up? - There's a reporter here.

He looks like one of those "Vice" guys

that's too hot to take seriously.

He's asking about Nathan and Big Larry,

and I can't not tell him-- he's too hot.

- A reporter? No.

Publicity is the last thing Nathan needs right now.

Okay, uh, I'll be right there. Say nothing.

- I mean, I'll try, but he has those arm things.

I already gave him my social security number.

[whispering] What is wrong with me?

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

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* *

[indistinct chatter]

* *

- Hello, Rutherfords! all: Hi!

- Oh! Charlie, Kevin.

- Hi. - Hey, guys.

Hey! Maddy, Molly. - Hi, Nathan.

- Cousin Karen, spinning a yarn.

Put a pin in it for one second. Got to hand out some T-shirts.

Hey-ho! T-shirts!

Cousin Linda, boom. - Ooh.

- Mark, look alive. - Oh.

- Little bro. - Hey!

Get over here. - How are you?

- [groans]

[strained] Ooh, big hug.

- Yeah, I'm just, um-- I'm so happy to see you.

- Yeah, hey, what's going on over here?

This writing desk used to be a bookcase.

The plaster used to be eggshell.

Now it's clearly ivory.

- Well, we, uh, you know-- we freshened things up a bit.

- Okay, did I miss a email thread or--

- About cosmetic work on my own house? No.

Anyway, look, there is some family stuff

that I need to talk to about, okay, at some point.

- Yeah, of course. Let me just get a couple

quick announcements out of the way.

Hello! Everybody.

Quick announcement--

you all got my email about the interviews

for Great Aunt Ida's birthday video.

FYI, those times are sharp.

Also, I just need to shoot the elephant in the room right now.

I know you're all aware of the Big Larry brouhaha.

Huge bummer, tons of drams,

but I don't want it to affect the weekend.

Just stay present, and let's all have fun!

[excited chatter]

All right, put this on! - I will.

- Put it on! - I'll do it.

Right now. I'll go do it right now.

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* *

- Hi. He's looking.

[chuckles awkwardly] It's cool.

Totally chill. Totally cool.

Human spa music.

[car door opens]

Hi, there.

I'm Reagan-- - Oh!

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

[sighs] I'm Reagan.

Ha.

This is, um, unfortunately,

a very accurate first impression, so...

But nice to meet you.

- Hey. Josh. - Okay, yeah.

Nathan's just not reachable.

I don't know when he's coming back.

Actually, don't even know where he went.

- Maybe there.

- Oh, wow! [chuckles]

Good digging. You are a reporter.

- Really impressive.

Do you do cardio, or is it mostly Pilates?

- Um, what were you hoping to ask him?

- Oh, well, I saw a video online

of Nathan from Founder's Day.

He seems really passionate about his family lineage

and this statue?

Big Larry?

- Uh...yes.

I think I know what you're talking about.

- Well, it seemed like the story might resonate

with the rest of the country.

- The United States?

- Yeah, that one. - National news.

Very exciting.

Um, well, I am in charge of the museum today,

and I would love to show you around.

Why don't we check out the East Gallery?

* *

- [whispering] What do you think you're doing?

- [whispering] Nathan couldn't handle some dumb podcast.

How is he gonna do with a smart,

crafty, annoyingly hot reporter?

By the way, could have used a little heads-up on that.

- I told you he was hot. - Not centaur hot.

Whatever, we just need to keep it cool and show him

that there is no story in this boring, boring town.

- Old L.T. Rutherford built this house in 1821,

and it's been passed down in our family ever since.

Now, rumor has it, this house was used

to pass secret messages among Freemasons.

Of course, if you want to pass a secret message,

you better have a secret compartment, right?

Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! [excited chatter]

Yep, every summer, your Uncle Duz and I

would explore this house looking for surprises.

Sometimes that surprise was a horse skull

hidden by superstitious Irish builders.

And sometimes that surprise was

actual secret treasure.

all: Whoa!

- You could thank old Eloise Rutherford for those.

- Nathan.

So, uh, when did you want to have that chat?

It's kind of important. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's do it at Triple B. - During what?

- Triple B. BBB.

Come on. It's that thing that we do.

- I have no idea what that is, Nathan.

- Brandy, brothers, and...

- Nathan. - Backgammon.

- Oh. - Come on. We do it every year.

- Oh, we did at last year. - Yeah.

- But wasn't that the first time?

- Well, yeah, but I was like, "We should do this every year."

And you were like, "Okay." - Okay, then.

I guess we'll talk at Triple B.

- Triple B! - Triple B!

- Okay. Oh, Ava. [child coughs]

That's an ant trap, not candy. [child gagging]

Come on, let's go find your mom.

- So I bet you're thinking Lawrence was elected mayor

and changed the tree ordinance, right?

- Um, I guess I don't-- - Wrong.

He lost by a landslide, and to understand why,

we have to go back to the Great Fence Fire of 1847.

- It was the longest fire in American history,

not by time, but by length.

- I think I might be all set on context.

- Are you sure? - Yep.

Maybe I should just go see Big Larry.

- Perfect.

We can hit some hot spots on the way,

including the Masquat Preserve,

site of four debunked Bigfoot sightings.

- Okay. - I'll drive.

- Hold that fork, Ida.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it is time to find out

what the Rutherfords have been doing.

- Is that a thing or-- - Yeah.

It's sort of a musical newsletter.

Don't worry. It's quick. - Oh, no.

No, no. It's great.

My family doesn't even speak to each other.

- All right.

Uncle Roger, drop a beat.

Ah, one of these years, Rog.

All right, here we go.

* Well, a banner year, it turned out to be *

* For them mighty Rutherford clan *

* A swim team championship for Carly *

* And a haircut for Dan *

[laughter]

* Emma saved a stranger's life *

* A Heimlich to the chest *

* Uncle Jake went to Nepal *

* On a spiritual quest *

* Cousin Beth got married *

* To a Delawarean named Steve *

* Who got a big promotion *

* VP at Allstate, I believe * - Hey.

- How the heck did he know that?

- Oh, he does his research. - Oh.

- * Mental note, take a car or boat *

* To visit Ken and Randi *

* I heard from your son that you've begun *

* To make your own pear brandy? *

- We have. It is gross!

- Yeah! Oh, he mentioned that.

* Well, old Joe is off the market *

* It's strange to say those words *

* I must have it twisted, he's always insisted *

* That love is * all: * For the birds *

- It is for the birds! [laughter]

- All right.

- I love being part of this family.

- Oh, okay.

- Oh, we're glad to have you, Steve.

- Aw, man. I love this.

I love this tradition you guys have.

I love this house. Ah.

I can't believe you're selling it, Larry.

[strumming stops]

To the Rutherfords.

- I'm sorry? Uh, what did he say?

- It's dry.

- You know, a milkshake from Kelly's is a story unto itself.

She gets the milk directly from Bob Missiti's farm.

Oh, my gosh, you should interview him.

He just installed solar panels.

- Cool. Yeah.

Uh, so what about you?

For moving the statue, or against?

- You know, the thing about the statue is,

I don't care.

- [chuckles] Okay. - [chuckles]

- Uh, well, what about the rest the town?

- It's just not really a thing.

I mean, nothing here really is.

You coming is the biggest news since Denise Richards

got her tire patched at a Chevron.

- That is big news. - It was.

- Yeah, well, not exactly what I was hoping you'd say,

but I appreciate your candor.

- No problem. - Two shakes?

- Ooh, the main event.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- Enjoy. - You know what?

I'm actually lactose intolerant,

so you get to try both.

Multiple sources for your investigation.

- [chuckles awkwardly] - [chuckles]

- Nathan, can we be adults, please?

Look, this is just too much house for a family of four.

Okay? So we're gonna sell it.

- It supposed to go to your first heir.

Shouldn't Molly have a say?

- Well, Molly wants to be some kind of surfing influencer

in Costa Rica

and not live in an ancient money pit in New Jersey.

- Hmm.

- Look, this place just isn't for us anymore, Nathan.

- [groans]

Fine.

God. [sighs]

Who are you gonna sell it to? Who's the lucky Rutherford?

Greg and Teresa, I could wrap my head around.

Jared-- don't you dare, okay?

He would fill this place up with "Star Wars" figurines.

You're not even gonna keep it in the family?

You're just gonna sell it to whomever?

- Yeah, Nathan.

It's a crazy system called the housing market,

where, you know, whoever offers the most money gets the house.

- [groans]

- Look, this isn't even what I wanted to talk to you--

You know, I came to you earlier, Nathan,

but you said wanted to wait till BRB.

- BBB!

Triple B! Okay?

Now there's a fourth B,

for betrayal. - [scoffs]

- How long before it hits "the market"?

- I'm not sure why that's in quotes,

but, you know, in a few days.

- [sighs]

All right, I'm gonna change your mind.

Just promise me you won't sell it in the next 24 hours.

- I mean, yeah.

The listing won't go up until Monday.

- You got yourself a deal. Come here.

Bring it in. - All right.

- You give me 24 hours.

I'm gonna get inside that hard head of yours.

- [chuckles] - Okay, everybody.

A slight change o' plans.

This video is now about your wonderful memories

of this amazing house and why it should not be sold.

It is not about Aunt Ida,

so don't talk about her.

She is irrelevant.

Who's first?

- I loved those summers up here

with you, Duz, and the cousins. [chuckles]

You know, we'd frog hunt, mud slide,

play tag in the tall grass. - Yes!

- Which, in retrospect, was dumb.

It's a feeding ground for ticks.

Lyme disease has not been fun.

- Well, but it wasn't that bad.

- Well, half my face was paralyzed for about a year.

- Hmm. - Plus, I had this rash.

- Okay, but now, you're feeling like--

- Now, it's just overall fatigue and muscle pain.

- Still? - Mm-hmm.

- Wow. - Yeah.

- I want to help, but, technically,

this is my first time in the house.

- Well, you're here now, so talk about that.

- Well, we had lunch. That was nice.

- Oh. - I ate chili...

- Hmm. - With shredded cheese.

There was corn bread on the side--

- Stop talking about food.

Um, less about what you ate

and more about how it made you feel.

- Full?

- Seriously, Mark?

You got nothing?

I mean, you got married here, man.

It was beautiful.

We all threw rice on you in the driveway.

- But, uh, Sarah and I aren't together anymore.

That colors things.

- [groans] Yeah, we all saw that coming.

But it's not like you hate each other.

Like, you're still in touch, right?

- Well, really just 'cause we're co-parenting a dog.

- Next!

- So pretty much just a straightforward statue.

- Mm-hmm.

- Is there anything of note?

- The National Register for Historic Places

did call us and ask us to stop applying.

That was big.

[recorder beeps] - Well, uh, thanks.

But I think you're right. There's nothing here.

- Sorry. It's a bummer. I thought--

Oh, did you go to Northwestern?

- Yeah, graduated in '08. - Grad school, 2010.

[chuckles]

We were there at the... both: Same time.

- And then we said at...

both: The same time at the same time.

[both laugh]

- Ah, crazy world. [clears throat]

- Uh, well, I should probably go catch the next train.

I think there's one in...

four hours.

Okay, I did not plan this well. - Oof.

- Okay.

Thanks for the...

Thanks. - Yeah.

[both chuckle]

- Um, the train station is

more of a bathroom for homeless drifters.

Um...

want to get a drink?

- [groans] - Well...

sending this little guy home.

Isn't that ironic?

- Well, I'm not sure I agree

that the center bar is that piece's home.

- But you get why it's ironic? - Nathan--

- Because you're selling our family home?

- If you love this house so much, why don't you buy it?

- Because I'd have to leave Rutherford Falls,

where I'm the last remaining member of our entire family.

- All the better.

I mean, come on, man.

This town, the whole family thing--

don't you ever want to get some space from it all?

- Uh, no. - Why?

And, I mean, what is so great about being a Rutherford?

I'm one, and I can't for the life of me--

- We founded a town.

We're the namesake of a huge multinational corporation.

We blazed thousands of trails through uncharted--

- Right, but our family also did some other shit that sucks.

Okay? But you never mention that.

- What are you even talking about?

- Okay. I mean...

You want to know what the "Rutherfords" are really doing?

Well, Ken's at home making brandy

so he doesn't get his fifth DUI-ee.

Jake's in Nepal because they don't allow extradition at all.

Greg's leaving Teresa for the babysitter

and Kate's "wellness business" is a Ponzi scheme.

I didn't have rhymes for those, but you get it.

- Yeah, I'm not saying we're perfect, Duz,

but we're pretty close.

- I just--I want you to move on from all this bullshit.

- Our history is not bullshit.

- I want more for you, Nathan.

I mean, you could do such great things with your life.

- Well, I just demolished you in backgammon,

so that's a pretty cool thing I did with my life.

And this Triple B is officially over.

This was not a good one.

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* *

- Maggie's. - Ew!

Maggie's. Oh, my gosh.

I completely blocked that shitty bar out of my memory.

The women's bathroom there was

a straight-up human-rights violation.

- Yeah, I know because I had to clean it

when I worked there as a barback.

- No! Ugh, you're gross now.

I now find you gross. - Agreed, yeah.

Hey, if we were there at the same time,

we might've, like, seen each other.

- Mm. - Or just been like, "Hey."

- Is that how you talked back then?

- Oh, no, I was doing you.

- Ah, nice. - That was you.

Because if you were drinking at Maggie's,

you know, chances are you're probably pretty angsty.

- No. I mean, I did smoke cloves.

And I had this Neutral Milk Hotel T-shirt

that had a huge hole under the arm--

You know what? Fair shot.

I was maybe angsty.

- You would not have liked me--

an idealist studying journalism,

capital J.

I had this vision of how my career was gonna go,

which, uh, has very much not panned out.

- I got a master's in museum studies,

and you'd think I would be working at a museum,

not a casino.

- You run a cultural center.

Isn't that, like, pretty close to a museum?

- You don't know what a cultural center is.

- No idea. - [laughs]

- Why don't you show me?

- The cultural center? - Yeah!

Take me there, right now.

It's an amazing idea. And I still have...

nine minutes.

Shit.

Ah, that's the last train.

- Wow, you are, like, obsessed with this train.

- My mode of transportation home,

yeah, I--yes.

- [mockingly] I want to ride the choo-choo.

- Wow, okay, so you're just openly bullying me now?

- [laughs] - Well, it's working.

Tell you what--

I will skip the train

if you take me to the cultural center.

- All aboard.

- I don't have a train thing. - Uh-huh.

- I don't. - I believe you.

[solemn music]

* *

- [humming]

* *

- Uh, this is a wedding basket. - Okay.

- When a couple gets married,

each family fills it up with gifts.

It used to be squash and tobacco.

Now it's, like, iPads and Chipotle gift cards.

- Oh.

- The couple swaps

and delivers them to the other's family.

- You're, like, way better at this than the other museum.

- Well... [both laugh]

- I think I would want a Nintendo Switch in mine.

- Ooh, nerd alert. - Yeah--whoops.

I meant something more grown-up like a Roth Ira.

Is it IRA or Ira?

- It's not Ira. - It's not?

- Well...

I had this really beautiful abalone necklace in mine.

- Oh. You were married?

- Oh, no I-- it fell apart.

I chose a different route...

specifically I-90 West. [chuckles]

This is actually the basket that I was supposed

to deliver to the groom's family.

- You were a runaway bride,

like that movie "Runaway Bride."

Wow. - Long time ago.

I'm very over it.

So let's, uh, move on.

- You know, maybe there's a-a story in this place.

- The cultural center? - Yeah, sure.

I mean, think about it.

Wedged in the middle of a casino,

the site of the most base human instincts...

Reagan Wells carves out a space

to honor her culture.

It's incredibly inspiring.

[soft music]

* *

Sort of like a...

cultural powder keg.

- Okay, maybe less talking and more of the other thing.

* *

- Man.

This is a pretty amazing dining room.

They don't make them like this anymore, right?

Yeah. That's good wood.

- Uh, listen, Nathan, I'm--

I'm really sorry about yesterday.

I just--I want you to have your own life.

- I know, Duz. I get it.

And... [chuckles]

I just think I have my own life.

It's not like I've never thought about life

outside of Rutherford Falls and what that might look like.

Look, I promise that I will consider

the very remote possibility

of selling my museum and buying this house,

if you promise

to watch the very persuasive video that I just emailed you.

- Well, that's a deal. Come here, brother.

[dramatic music]

* *

- Hey, Big B. It's Little B.

You know, I think the reason I love this house so much

is just because you and I have

so many incredible memories here.

With that in mind, I want to send you

on one last treasure hunt.

Step one, go to the spot

where we found that mouse's feet and tail and no body.

Yuck.

Now walk down the stairs where I fell and broke my nose

and you calmed me down by telling me

you'd collect all the blood and put it back in my body.

- [chuckles] - Liar.

And now take three steps forward

and turn to the right.

I just want you to know

that I want what's best for you, too, Duz.

And if you think selling this house the right thing to do--

even though it's been in our family for hundreds of years--

then I support you,

because you're my brother and I love you,

even if you're a fart face.

* *

[switch clicks, model train chugging]

- Nathan Rutherford? - Yeah.

Hey, um, sorry, we're not open yet.

- You've been served.

[folk music]

* *

- Two hot coffees. What's going on there?

- Oh, nothing.

* *

Here you go. - Mm.

Mm, it's not bad.

It's no Coffee Lab, but-- - Oh, God, nothing is.

[chuckles] Uh, sorry, not sorry you came all this way

and didn't get your story.

- Yeah, me too. Sorry, not sorry.

- Yeah. [chuckles]

- You know, the ride's not that long to the city.

Just sort of putting that out there,

kind of like a public-service announcement.

- That's good information to know

in case one would want to-- - Reagan.

Have you seen this? - Oh, hey.

- I'm being sued by the Minishonka Nation!

[scoffs] They're using the Big Larry contract

as evidence against me.

How does that even-- - Okay, let's just hold on.

- How do you--Wow! Oh, shots have been fired.

Yeah, I'm ready for war here. This is--

I mean, if you--Hi, I'm sorry. I'm Nathan Rutherford.

- Uh, Josh. I'm actually a reporter.

- Well, Josh the reporter, hope you like big stories

'cause you just landed on a frickin'...

- Powder keg?

- Yes. A powder keg!

I like this guy.

Why are you wearing

my Great Aunt Ida's birthday shirt?

[person speaking native language]