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[light jazzy piano music]
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- A chew stick.
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- Yes, Lawrence Rutherford's
chew stick.
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Your ancestors taught him
how to make one.
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It's very simple. You just--
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- Bristle the edges
by pounding it with a stone,
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then chew on it with some mint.
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- Exactly, and then my family
brought that technology
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to the masses
selling toothbrushes
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to soldiers and fur traders.
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- Guess you could say
we got the short end
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of the stick on that one.
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[laughter]
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- That's a good one.
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I'm gonna use that.
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Can I use that?
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- No.
- Then I won't.
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- Listen, I came by
to talk about what happened
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on Founder's Day.
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- Yeah, uh,
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ooh, definitely ruffled
a few feathers there.
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- Well, seems to me
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this town has forgotten
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how to honor their ancestors.
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- Right?
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Honor the past.
Respect history.
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That's all I'm trying to say.
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- If you ask me, Big Larry,
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the town's most famous symbol,
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should stay right where he is.
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I just wanted to say good luck
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and keep up the fight.
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- Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
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Okay, Terry, you have my word.
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Did you see that?
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Ahh, this is huge.
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- This is so huge.
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- Terry has a ton of influence.
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We gotta build
on this momentum.
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We got to do something bold.
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- What about a Venetian ball?
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I may not understand
what you mean.
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- Terry's right.
This isn't about a statue.
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This is about reminding people
of their history.
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We have to contact
Professor Tobias James Kaufman.
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My mentor from college,
history professor.
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He's writing a book
about the Rutherfords.
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If we can get him to publish
an excerpt in the "Daily Star,"
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it will remind people who we
are and why this is important.
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- Found him.
- Set a meeting.
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Oh, but first, tell me about
this Venetian ball.
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- Okay,
we all remember Madonna's
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iconic 1990 VMA performance.
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- I do not. Go on.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What do we have here?
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We got Coppola wine,
Clooney tequila,
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Charles Barkley gin.
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- Oh, yeah, nothing but
top shelf for Kaufman.
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Plus, I can't make
the rookie mistake
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of showing up empty-handed
asking for a favor.
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- Yeah, Reagan,
we can't all be like you
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constantly taking up
Nathan's time,
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responsible to no one
and for nothing.
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- Why aren't you in school?
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- Why don't you have a man
in your life?
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- I love you.
- Love you too.
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- Okay, do you really need
to bring all this booze
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to a full-blown alcoholic?
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- Alcoholic?
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Kaufman's a raconteur.
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He's a gadabout.
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Yeah,
he likes to wet his whistle,
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but he is a respected scholar.
- Mm.
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- We're lucky we even got
this meeting.
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He just got back from
his sabbatical in California.
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- That was rehab.
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You gotta read
the full GoFundMe
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before you donate.
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- It's gonna be fine.
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How are you?
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What's going on
with your cultural center?
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- Well, I've just been, like,
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sitting down
and really brainstorming
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some possible next steps.
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- Okay.
- So far I'm leaning toward
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quitting
and working at a bank.
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- No, you can't quit.
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We both have to keep up
the fight, all right?
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All right, I'll see you soon.
- See ya.
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- By the way, if you want,
I can try and bend Terry's ear.
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He stopped by the museum
this morning.
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I feel like we really get
each other.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Terry came here?
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- Yeah.
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- What exactly did he say
to you?
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[percussive music]
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Hey, what are you doing
with Nathan Rutherford?
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Why are you ginning him up?
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- You know you can't talk
to me that way, right?
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I'm your boss.
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- I told you. She's stuck up.
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- You didn't answer
my question.
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- See?
She didn't even acknowledge me.
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- Nathan has a lot of pull
in this town.
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Doesn't hurt to be
on his good side.
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His intentions seem genuine,
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and he looked like
he needed support.
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- Oh, okay.
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I just--I thought you were
taking advantage,
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because, you know,
you're like a shark
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gliding through water,
and then there's Nathan
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this little baleen whale
with his belly exposed.
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How could you not chomp?
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- Most people are too scared
to tell me their real opinions.
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Your rudeness
is oddly refreshing.
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- Not to me it isn't.
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- Shane, I swear to God...
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[exhales]
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- Reagan, we're putting
Operation Running Lightning
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on a fast track,
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and I want you on the team.
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- Oh, cool.
Well, the thing is,
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I'm guessing this top secret
project benefits the casino,
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and I have zero interest
in working for the casino.
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I mean, I know I work
in the casino currently,
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but I work for
the cultural center.
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Casinos are cesspools
of blind capitalism.
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- Counterpoint:
casinos sometimes
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make regular people
really happy.
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- Whoo! Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!
Yeah! Ooh!
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- Counter-counterpoint:
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everyone on that bench.
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- You're a piece of shit.
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I knew I should have married
your brother
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instead of your broke ass.
- Well, I said sometimes.
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- I hate you.
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- In an ever-changing world,
one company stands tall
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to meet any challenge.
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Security, balance, trust:
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Rutherford.
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The power is inside
all of us.
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- And?
What am I missing?
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- There's a thing now
where kids are eating
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Rutherford batteries on TikTok.
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"The power is inside
all of us."
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- Oh, Jesus. Okay.
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Pull up the press release
from 2012,
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the chemical spill
near the old folks' home.
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We'll use that as a template.
- Okay, copy.
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Ooh, and when we get back
to the office,
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you still have to call
Nathan Rutherford.
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- Ugh, I am the head of PR,
not a babysitter.
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- I know.
- He--mm.
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- I know.
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- Fine.
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[phone chiming]
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- Nathan Rutherford's office.
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This is Bobbie Yang.
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- Hi. It's Kaitlyn Farrow
from Rutherford Inc.
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May I speak to Nathan, please?
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- One second.
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- Kaitlyn, hey, how are you?
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How's your mom Lynda
and your dad Richard
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and your twin sisters
Stacey and Marcy?
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- Uh, they're fine.
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Listen, Nathan,
I'm calling to check in.
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I saw your Founder's Day speech
on YouTube.
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- [laughs]
That--that
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probably needs a little bit
of extra context with--
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- Yeah, it only had, like,
300 views,
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but we scrubbed it
just to be safe.
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But, Nathan, listen,
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Big Larry is literally
our company logo,
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so obviously we'd like to avoid
any further dustups like this.
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- Could not agree more,
Kaitlyn.
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As a sitting board member--
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- Honorary, non-voting.
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- Sure,
but listed in the minutes,
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so very official.
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No one cares more about
my family's reputation
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than I do, so rest assured
there will be no more problems.
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- That's great.
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Let's just keep a lid on it.
- You got it.
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Whatever I do will be
in service of the lid,
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securing it,
tightening it,
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monitoring it...
- No, no.
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That implies
you'll do something,
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and I need you to do nothing.
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- I will do nothing
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except ensure
that the lid stays on.
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- Just don't touch the lid,
Nathan.
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- Lid no touchy.
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And she's hung up.
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Wow. How cool is she?
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- She is so cool.
- Yeah, right.
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I mean, she's not warm.
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But she's effective.
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- Oh, should I tell Kaufman
that we're no longer visiting?
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- Oh, no,
we're definitely still going.
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- She seemed pretty intense
about the lid stuff.
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- Yeah, of course,
and rightly so.
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She's concerned
about the brand,
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but I'm telling you,
the best way to protect
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the Rutherford brand is to put
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this whole Big Larry debate
to rest.
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Kaufman is key to that.
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Gotta go with my gut on this.
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- I've never distrusted
your gut.
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And I'm not gonna start today.
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- My Aunt Teresa
has some pottery show
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at the Denver Art Museum.
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Guess who she asked
to house sit?
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- Hell yeah.
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Man, we're about to party
Parasite-style.
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[laughter]
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- What's up, everybody?
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Uh, hi.
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Sorry to eavesdrop.
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Is your aunt Teresa Maple?
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She's like the Michael Jordan
of Minishonka pottery.
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Oh, you know that,
because she--
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well, she's your aunt.
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I was wondering if you might
be able to connect us.
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- [whispering]
If we don't move,
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she won't know we're here.
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- Don't make a sound.
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She's like a T. rex.
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She'll track your motions
with them beady little eyes.
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- Okay. Thank you.
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- That was hard to watch.
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- Right, now you see
what I'm dealing with.
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Nobody wants to help
the cultural center.
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- That's not
completely accurate.
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They don't want to help you.
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- Oh, because I'm a successful
"City Indian."
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Left the rez to attend
a fancy college,
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and now everybody's jealous.
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- You're not successful,
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and Wayne's sister
goes to Yale.
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- Whatever, man.
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- I asked around about you.
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Would you like to know why
you're having trouble
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with the community?
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- Oh, I know why.
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It's because Reagan lives
in town and not on the rez.
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She's not a fluent speaker.
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She walks her dog on a leash.
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- It's because
they're still mad about Ray.
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- [chuckles] Ray.
Oh, no.
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We broke up, like,
nine years ago.
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- You dumped him
the night before your wedding.
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Food was made.
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Baskets were woven.
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Ray's mom lost her deposit.
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This happens.
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People go and then have to
find a way back
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into the community.
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And some people
just don't like you.
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I'm about to visit
some council members
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to get them on board
with my plans.
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You should come.
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Show your face.
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It'll help.
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[light upbeat music]
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- Okay, but when you say
some people don't like me,
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what you really mean is...
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- Every single person
on the rez.
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- The magnum opus.
- [gasps]
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- And I finally settled
on a title.
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- "The Rutherfords:
How America's Founding Family
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Found the Strength
to Find the Country."
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Professor, it's glorious.
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- [laughing] Oh, please.
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Give comfort to yourself.
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- Oh, Tobias,
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I wish I were here
on happier circumstances,
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but I find myself
in quite a pickle.
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Mayor Chisenhall has mounted
an effort to move Big Larry.
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- But moving Big Lawrence
would be an historical erasure.
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The Rutherford family
is Rutherford Falls.
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- Yes, and the town just needs
to be reminded of this.
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If only there was something
that could do that.
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Lo and behold, this book.
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When will it be published?
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- It's hard to say.
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For the fourth time,
my publisher has gone
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out of business due to fraud.
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Can you believe the luck?
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- Well, that's a damn shame,
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but I have some good news,
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which is that
"The Rutherford Daily Star"
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has agreed to publish
an excerpt
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on their front page.
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- Nathaniel, shut up.
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I shall do you one better.
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We shall harness the power
of the microphone.
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- Go on.
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- I have
what I am reliably assured
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is a fairly influential
podcast.
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- "The Salon"--colon--
"A Bacchanal Of Ideas."
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Of course.
I listen every week.
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- Well, Nathaniel,
you simply must be the guest
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on today's episode.
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We shall remind the town
of your family's importance.
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- Yes, that's perfect.
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- Gin and tonic, gentlemen?
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- Whoa.
[laughs]
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- Thanks, Bobbie.
- Mmm.
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[gulping]
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Ohh.
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And now...
to the podcast studio!
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[laughter]
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- Here?
- Yes, it's here.
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We just bring in a table
and some mics.
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00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,352
- Well, my mom confirmed it.
322
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People are still mad
about the Ray thing.
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00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,559
- You know we hold a grudge.
324
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,685
We still bring up Columbus.
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00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,281
- Hold up.
Now I'm as bad as Columbus?
326
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,357
- Well, crime divided by time.
327
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,870
- Terrance, good to see you.
328
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,867
- Felicia, it's been a minute.
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330
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Reagan, go chop some wood.
331
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,830
- Oh, well,
I thought I as gonna--
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- Go chop some wood
for Felicia.
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00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,591
You are.
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00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,759
- Gloves are in the shed.
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336
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- Welcome back to "The Salon:
A Bacchanal of Ideas."
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My guest this time,
Nathaniel Rutherford,
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who find his very heritage
currently under attack.
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Is that correct?
- Yes, yes.
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That's exactly right.
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00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,855
The statue, Big Larry,
in Rutherford Falls,
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it's been in the same spot--
and a very significant spot--
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for centuries.
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- And now people want to
tear him out of the ground
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and toss him aside.
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For shame.
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You know, it makes me yearn
for the past
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when weighty decisions
were made
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not on the whim
of the unwashed masses
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but by a trusted elite.
351
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,995
- Well, I'm not sure
I'd put it that way, but--
352
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,665
- This is exactly the type
of issue
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that would have been hashed out
over venison and port wine
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at Buckheart Lodge.
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Centuries ago,
when a difficult issue
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befell Rutherford Falls,
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the heads
of the prominent families,
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led by Lawrence Sr.,
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would gather at a small cabin
on the edge of town
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called Buckheart Lodge.
361
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,188
- It was a great tradition.
362
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,111
Of course, now these decision
are made by a town council,
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which is meeting in three--
364
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- Nestled deep in the wood,
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00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,863
it was a crucible
of passionate debate,
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like the agora
of ancient Greece,
367
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,453
and the Rutherfords
always had the final word.
368
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,753
Mm-hmm.
369
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,746
- Yeah, so back to the statue
for one second.
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00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,329
Lawrence Sr. did so much,
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00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,504
and he always had
the town in mind.
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I think we owe it to him
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to keep the statue where it is.
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- [heavy sigh]
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00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,630
Buckheart Lodge.
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00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,965
[funky percussive music]
377
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,641
- Oh, yes, gas fireplace.
378
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,350
I have so many splinters.
379
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,730
- Sorry to keep you waiting.
380
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,477
I'd scheduled my bathroom
to get caulked today,
381
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,558
but the guy's lazy
and has no ambition.
382
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,725
- Sorry I'm not the frickin'
Property Brothers, Dad.
383
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,074
- And you never will be.
384
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,488
- Thank you for taking
the time.
385
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,066
I'm here to discuss
my proposal.
386
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,781
- Yeah, I read it.
387
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,912
- You know, Reagan here
is an excellent handywoman.
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00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,200
She'll caulk your bathroom.
389
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,003
- I've never caulked anything
in my life.
390
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,747
- That's why Creator
gave us YouTube.
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00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,959
Look it up, Northwestern.
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00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,964
- Nathaniel, if I may be
disconcertingly frank,
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00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,964
I agree with you 100%.
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00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,046
Not only should that statue
remain exactly where it is,
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00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,553
they should put
other statues up as well.
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00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,064
I want to see a Rutherford
on every corner.
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00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,267
- Well, there's a lot
worth commemorating,
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00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,597
John Rutherford,
advisor to Thomas Jefferson,
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00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,273
Bea Rutherford, New York
state's first female cop.
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00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,312
She was also
a bare-knuckle fighter.
401
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,816
Never married.
- Sterling Rutherford,
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00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,067
the first pilot to land
a plane on the Hudson.
403
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,241
Sorry, Sully.
404
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,608
You're a loser.
405
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,905
- [laughs]
Oh. What?
406
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,119
Well, s'mores.
407
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,788
That's a happy, fun thing,
right?
408
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,327
The very first s'mores made
and consumed by Rutherfords.
409
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,082
- Let's not forget
the first white baby born
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00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,495
in Cobbs County.
411
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,593
- What?
- Is it not accurate to say
412
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,219
that your family introduced
whiteness to the region?
413
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,678
- I...
414
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,138
- Is it not accurate?
415
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,217
- Uh--
- I know that it is.
416
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,562
I'm asking you as a courtesy.
417
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,556
- It--it--it--it might be
an accurate thing to say.
418
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,480
It's not--but it's not
a point of pride.
419
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,979
- Oh, well, uh--wait, get down.
420
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,612
What? What? Hide your ideas.
421
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,108
Because the PC police
are apparently here.
422
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,321
Well, I'm guilty
of independent thought,
423
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,992
so lock me up in the PC prison
424
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,782
and throw away the PC key.
425
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,326
Let me tell you something.
426
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,499
I'm still proud
of that white baby.
427
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,078
- I'm just saying I'm proud
of my family.
428
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:19,213
I'm not saying it's because of
anything, like, race-related.
429
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,592
- But you are related
exclusively to white people.
430
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,509
Well,
that wraps up this edition
431
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,178
of "The Salon:
A Bacchanal of Ideas."
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00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,047
Sebastian, cut and print.
433
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,095
Oh, cracking good show,
old boy.
434
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,719
Let's bend an elbow
to celebrate.
435
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,686
[light piano music]
436
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,647
437
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,188
- You took so long
in the bathroom
438
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,031
I got worried Mal-Mer
had snatched you up.
439
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,527
- Mal-Mer?
440
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,148
I don't believe
in those superstitions,
441
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,315
because I'm not a child.
442
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,493
- There a problem?
443
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,780
- I just should have known.
444
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,743
I gave into the excitement
of you helping me,
445
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,294
but when you swim with sharks,
you get chomped.
446
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,698
- Nobody got chomped, Reagan.
447
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,706
- You said I'd be reintroduced
back into the community,
448
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,378
but I haven't talked
to a single person.
449
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,246
You know what? I'm done.
Take me back.
450
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,007
- How many hours did you put in
to earning your degrees?
451
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,928
How many crappy side gigs
did you work
452
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,336
to put yourself through school?
453
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,885
- I had, like, four jobs.
So what?
454
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,468
- So you're willing to do
all that work out there
455
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:13,774
but not here
with your own people.
456
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,847
Do you know how much wood
I've chopped,
457
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,392
how many cars I've washed,
458
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,395
Dirty Dancing classes I taught?
459
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,727
- Oh.
- We all do the work.
460
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,784
Who are you to think
you're somehow above it?
461
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,244
- All right.
462
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,571
Let's do it your way.
463
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,076
[Ezra Furman's
"Restless Year"]
464
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,079
So one leg up,
exhale
465
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,042
while we push up to the sky
466
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,712
O-61.
467
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,301
No one? All right?
468
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,207
- Snapping my fingers,
walking around
469
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,836
I'm the dusty jewel
in the thrown-out crown
470
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,643
Got a bus pass
to make my way
471
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,137
- 107.
472
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,888
- From hideout to hideout
in the heat of the day
473
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,270
I got a talisman tote
with the whole array
474
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,727
And when you catch my
coattails I'll be miles away
475
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,097
- Just a sleepy time.
476
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,814
N-40.
477
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,654
- Bingo.
- Bingo?
478
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,859
Yeah, whoo!
479
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,320
Just gonna lay down...
480
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,910
481
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,157
- Bobbie, we're at Defcon 1.
482
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,278
- Oh, great.
483
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,584
- What? No, that's the bad one.
484
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,697
Ahh, that stuff
about the white baby.
485
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:17,785
Why?
486
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,999
Why did he talk
about white babies?
487
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,789
- Not good.
- Ugh.
488
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,962
The lid is not secured.
- I agree.
489
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,631
Also, you missed your
4:00 p.m. Kind Bar,
490
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,879
and I can tell
you're getting hangry,
491
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,590
so take this,
and we'll figure it all out.
492
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,970
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
493
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,217
- Good news!
494
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,428
Sebastian the intern
checked the audio.
495
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,098
And the episode is good to go.
496
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,387
- Great.
How does the editing work?
497
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,720
Do we get to give notes or...
498
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,345
- Friends,
this is a podcast.
499
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,312
That's Latin for "as is."
500
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,943
- No, it isn't.
- We record it,
501
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,319
slap some stolen music on it,
and then up to the web it goes.
502
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,147
- Oh, great. Well, it just--
503
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,192
what if there are parts
of the interview
504
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,904
that are a tad dicey,
505
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,824
like, I don't know,
the Rutherford baby stuff?
506
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,073
- The white one.
507
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,284
- Why do you use
that adjective?
508
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,735
It just might be
unnecessarily controversial.
509
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,406
- Nathaniel, listeners expect
an active volcano
510
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,535
of provocative discourse
when they enter "The Salon."
511
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,172
They know I'm incorrigible.
512
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,919
- I know you're incorrigible.
513
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,840
Come on.
- It's known.
514
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,419
- I'd just really appreciate it
if you took it out.
515
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,675
- I can't.
It's my favorite part.
516
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,876
- Ugh.
517
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,426
- Nathaniel,
518
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,759
recently we have been reminded
519
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,425
of a certain place
that great men may go
520
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,524
when they find themselves
at loggerheads.
521
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,650
- You want to settle this
at Buckheart Lodge?
522
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,728
- It's perfect!
- [laughs]
523
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,323
All righty, then.
524
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,528
Huzzah.
525
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,197
- Oh,
then we shall leave at once.
526
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,567
One of you must drive.
527
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,703
My license has been seized
by the state.
528
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,700
[chuckling]
529
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,542
- Nathan, I hate to question
your judgment,
530
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,407
but he drank
that entire basketball of gin.
531
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,794
- Yeah, I know, Bobbie,
but the lid is way off,
532
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,633
and we cannot go home
until we put it back on.
533
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,428
- You know, back in college
we used to sneak in here
534
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,217
late at night,
light candles,
535
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,681
and read
old Lawrence's journals.
536
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,602
I swear to God, sometimes
you can feel his spirit.
537
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,441
- You could write
quite the manifesto here.
538
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,435
- Oh, God damn it.
It's locked. Oh, well.
539
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,901
- Pish posh, dear boy.
540
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,531
Those of us in the know
have a special way
541
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,949
of gaining access.
542
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,867
All it takes is a light touch
and the proper tool.
543
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,156
- Oh, don't.
Oh. Okay, all right.
544
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,951
Jesus, man.
545
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,325
- Voilà .
546
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,541
- Yeah, here we are.
547
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,462
- Wow,
those painting are captivating.
548
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,131
- Yeah, right?
549
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,760
In days of yore when the men of
Rutherford Falls would quorum,
550
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,917
they would engage
in athleticism
551
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,466
to sharpen their senses.
552
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,799
- I cannot wait to quorum
some day.
553
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,465
- Now, let us parlay,
or rather,
554
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,774
let us drink and then parlay.
555
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,558
[laughs]
556
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,102
- Hmm, you just take them
right out of the display.
557
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,856
- Relax, they're cups.
558
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,688
Now, brass tacks.
559
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:56,403
Why should I wish to edit
any section of "The Salon"?
560
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,656
To what end?
561
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,907
- It's just
I'm in a really tough spot
562
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,449
with this whole statue thing,
and I wouldn't want to offend
563
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:06,754
any non-white babies
who might be listening.
564
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:11,130
- Great men must not concern
themselves with lesser minds.
565
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,839
My show speaks the language
of naked truths
566
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,891
in the tradition of Plato,
Nietzsche,
567
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:22,057
and my personal
podcasting hero,
568
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,467
Mr. Joseph Rogan.
569
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,805
Nathaniel, you have nothing
to be ashamed of.
570
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,230
- Tobias,
there are things at play here
571
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,149
that I don't think
you're understanding very well.
572
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:34,779
I need you to edit
the goddamn interview.
573
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,244
- No.
574
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,028
- Okay, he's not bending.
575
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,203
Also, I have SAT prep
in the morning.
576
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,452
- Yeah, I--I know, Bobbie.
577
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,043
Here. I just--
578
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,618
I can--
give me a minute, okay?
579
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,294
[dramatic musical sting]
580
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,462
What the hell?
- Enough talk.
581
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,051
I intend to remind you
of your inherent
582
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,707
and God-given power.
583
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,755
- Okay,
I think we should all go home.
584
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800
God.
585
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,393
- We've crossed the rubicon.
586
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,098
Now, I'll give you
what you want,
587
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:08,768
provided you best me in a test
of strength and guile!
588
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,404
- Wow. I've gotten six
new friend requests
589
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,229
and an invite to a baby shower.
590
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,194
This feels like progress.
591
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,864
[laughs]
592
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,531
Why are we at
Ray's mom's house?
593
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,453
- Tony Devers quit council
last month
594
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,081
to open at jiujitsu studio.
595
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,078
Ray's mom was appointed
to replace him.
596
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:29,913
- Nope.
597
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,576
- You need to confront
your past
598
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,214
so you can really move on.
599
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,671
- Okay, but do I really want to
move on with clawed-out eyes?
600
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,342
That woman hates me.
601
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,970
It's bad for you
if I go in there.
602
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,377
- It's a risk I'm willing
to take.
603
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,715
- [sighs]
604
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,600
- Come on,
no more hiding.
605
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,018
- Fine.
606
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,938
But do not say anything
about the wedding.
607
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,807
She just stopped giving out
the Jordan Almonds
608
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:55,074
that were supposed to be
at my reception.
609
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:03,072
- Mm.
- Hi, Rayanne.
610
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,954
Been a while.
611
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,661
I don't think we've spoken
since before the wedding.
612
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,958
You know, I never got a chance
to tell you
613
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,078
how truly sorry I am
about the wedding
614
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,625
and what happened
at the wedding,
615
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,510
how the wedding didn't happen.
616
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,546
- What are you doing?
- I don't know.
617
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,220
- I read your proposal,
Terrance.
618
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,799
I'm voting no.
619
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,095
- I respect your views
on the casino.
620
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,849
But if you would allow me
to explain--
621
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,771
- First you explain why you
showed up at my house
622
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,481
with this home-wrecker.
623
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,902
- Oh, well,
624
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,150
technically I was
a double-wide trailer-wrecker.
625
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,492
[laughs]
626
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,527
But I totally hear--
627
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,819
- Will you shut the hell up?
628
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,453
- Rayanne and I may not agree
on much,
629
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,081
but we both think
you're a cold snake.
630
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,289
- [scoffs]
631
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,708
- You ruined the best years
of Ray's life.
632
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,077
And now you parade
your elitist college education
633
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,075
in our faces.
634
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,586
She begged me
to bring her here.
635
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,168
And I was dumb enough
to try to help.
636
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,723
- No, that's not true.
637
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,166
- The truth is
you never deserved Ray,
638
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:06,466
and you have no sense
of community or family.
639
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:10,021
- Now tell her it's her fault
that Ray married a white woman.
640
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,056
- Oh, come on.
641
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,940
- It's your fault Ray married
a white woman.
642
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:16,017
What else?
643
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,272
- Come for me.
644
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,573
- Nathan, I have 911 dialed.
645
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,776
Just tell me to press send,
please.
646
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,397
- Someone get my gun
out of the glove box.
647
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,704
- You brought a gun
in my car?
648
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,107
- I'm calling 911.
649
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,315
Okay, the service
is super spotty here.
650
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,405
- Oh, you're not man enough
to face me.
651
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,582
I need a new combatant.
652
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,370
Oh, yes,
653
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,124
a classic bout,
654
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:39,166
the pale face
versus the dark savage.
655
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,250
- Fuck you just call me?
656
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,495
- You can't say that.
657
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,876
- Oh? Why not?
658
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,342
- Because you can't.
659
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,092
- Oh! Whoa, there it is.
660
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:47,965
There it is,
661
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:50,221
the fire of your ancestors.
662
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,393
Set it free!
663
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,061
Set it free!
- Ahh!
664
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,139
Okay, uh,
665
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,145
did he just die
or pass out?
666
00:23:57,187 --> 00:24:00,147
- I can't tell, but he's
looking very pale-faced.
667
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,480
- Oh, my God.
668
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,614
- Holy shit.
- Oh, my God.
669
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,530
- Oh, my God.
What are we gonna--
670
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,688
- Oh, my God.
671
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,662
- Okay, yes,
672
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,376
I tricked you
for my own benefit,
673
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,957
but also your benefit.
674
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,962
- You chomped me
and then somehow convinced me
675
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:27,215
to dunk myself in butter
and hurl myself
676
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:28,468
back into your jaws.
677
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,140
- Reagan,
678
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,309
you're a story
with a bunch of loose ends.
679
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,348
No one likes
a complicated story.
680
00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,102
That's why everyone hated
"Cloud Atlas."
681
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,353
- What?
682
00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:41,145
- I just gave you an ending.
683
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:43,649
By now Rayanne has told
everyone what happened.
684
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:46,362
And those quietly on your side
can say,
685
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,203
"Okay, let's move on."
686
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,818
And those that hate you,
which frankly is most people,
687
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,695
have been given sense
of catharsis
688
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,042
and can let this go.
689
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,498
- Why are you doing this?
690
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,502
Why are you helping me?
691
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,134
- Because.
692
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,840
I think you might be
a shark too.
693
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,380
- [scoffs]
694
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,384
- Only a shark would leave
a comfortable life with Ray
695
00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:10,676
to carve your own path.
696
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,349
Only a shark would talk to me
the way you do.
697
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,717
You need to channel
your inner power
698
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,064
to get what you want.
699
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:19,979
And I need people like you
to get what I want.
700
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,018
[phone buzzes]
701
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,225
- Hello.
702
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,145
- Reagan, I may have
just witnessed a murder.
703
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,193
- What?
704
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,986
- [snoring]
705
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:32,820
- Bobbie, take Nathan's car
and get yourselves home.
706
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:33,986
I'm gonna go back and clean up.
707
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,834
You guys really trashed
the place.
708
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:36,869
- You know what? It's fine.
709
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,291
I know Susie Pete
at State Parks.
710
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:39,869
Just leave a note
for her to call me.
711
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,960
- Vandalize public property
and leave a note.
712
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:47,593
Oh,
to live that "white dude" life.
713
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,550
[light guitar music]
714
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:57,772
715
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,025
- I got to tell you something.
716
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,938
You were right about Kaufman.
717
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,656
That guy is not good.
718
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:15,077
And I think he might have
a drinking problem.
719
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,406
- Oh, you're kidding.
720
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:18,751
The barfy drunk that I
described as a barfy drunk
721
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,617
turned out to be
a barfy drunk?
722
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,833
- Yeah, go figure.
723
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,504
Thank you.
724
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:28,052
Thank you for just always
being there for me.
725
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,798
I really appreciate it.
726
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,759
- Of course.
727
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,970
- How are you doing?
How was your day?
728
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,350
- It was fine,
729
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:38,347
until I went
to Ray's mom's house.
730
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,720
- What?
731
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:40,976
Why would you do that?
732
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,847
That woman hates you.
- Ugh.
733
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:44,944
Basically, Terry asked if I--
734
00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:46,559
- [groans]
- Ahh!
735
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:49,066
- What?
736
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,819
- Pardon me, my dear,
but might you do a kindness
737
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:54,781
for a weary traveling poet
and ferry me
738
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,993
to the New Horizons
Detox Center
739
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,793
in San Luis Obispo?
740
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,787
- I am not driving you
to California.
741
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:05,000
- Very well, there's an
abandoned Sam Goody just ahead.
742
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,631
You may drop me there.
743
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:07,878
They know me.
744
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:12,338
- Terrifying.
- Whew.
745
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:16,302
[upbeat music]
746
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:17,604
- Kaitlyn again.
747
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:18,927
- Yep.
748
00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,972
749
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,096
Kaitlyn, hey,
quick lid update for ya.
750
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,483
- First white baby?
751
00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:25,519
Are you kidding me?
752
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:27,152
- So you're--
you're up to speed.
753
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,398
- Yes,
I've already dealt with it,
754
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,980
which means I've spent,
like, nine hours
755
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:30,975
cleaning up your messes.
756
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,486
It should be zero hours.
757
00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,197
Okay, if I have to
call you back again,
758
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,487
there are going to be
significant repercussions.
759
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,031
Do you understand me?
760
00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:39,334
- Uh, quick question
just for clarity,.
761
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,487
- Okay.
[phone beeps]
762
00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:43,405
- Uh...okay.
763
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:44,495
Oh, great.
764
00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:47,379
Well, I respect and admire you
as well.
765
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,667
[laughs]
766
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,670
- Whew.
- Okay, bye now.
767
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,672
[funky music]
768
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:59,095
769
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:02,677
- "Item donated
from private collection."
770
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:03,894
Whose collection?
771
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,693
Um...mine.
772
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,017
I repatriated it.
773
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:10,074
I stole it.
774
00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:12,026
- Chomp-chomp.
775
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,067
- You look fancy.
776
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:14,149
- Big meetings today.
777
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,364
Our hard work paid off.
778
00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:17,493
If I need you to come up
and get yelled at,
779
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,490
I'll let you know.
780
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,951
- Uh...great.
781
00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:22,542
782
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:23,947
- [sighs]
783
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,705
Okay.
784
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,037
I'm in.
785
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,382
- Thank you, Rayanne.
786
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,536
That's great.
787
00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:32,085
- Impressive work, Terry.
788
00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:35,548
You got the entire council in,
the chairwoman to sign off.
789
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:37,010
You may proceed.
790
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,390
- Drop the papers.
791
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:43,217
We're gonna sue
Nathan Rutherford.
792
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:46,394
[upbeat funky music]
793
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:53,364
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