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You just-- 7 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:33,025 - Bristle the edges by pounding it with a stone, 8 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,534 then chew on it with some mint. 9 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,036 - Exactly, and then my family brought that technology 10 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,788 to the masses selling toothbrushes 11 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,500 to soldiers and fur traders. 12 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,750 - Guess you could say we got the short end 13 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,292 of the stick on that one. 14 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,799 [laughter] 15 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,970 - That's a good one. 16 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,758 I'm gonna use that. 17 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,841 Can I use that? 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,756 - No. - Then I won't. 19 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:57,104 - Listen, I came by to talk about what happened 20 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,180 on Founder's Day. 21 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,604 - Yeah, uh, 22 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:01,812 ooh, definitely ruffled a few feathers there. 23 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,483 - Well, seems to me 24 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:05,942 this town has forgotten 25 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,612 how to honor their ancestors. 26 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,400 - Right? 27 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,235 Honor the past. Respect history. 28 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,280 That's all I'm trying to say. 29 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,954 - If you ask me, Big Larry, 30 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,294 the town's most famous symbol, 31 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,210 should stay right where he is. 32 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,339 I just wanted to say good luck 33 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,337 and keep up the fight. 34 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,629 - Thank you. Yes, thank you. 35 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:33,093 Okay, Terry, you have my word. 36 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,304 Did you see that? 37 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,104 Ahh, this is huge. 38 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,307 - This is so huge. 39 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,637 - Terry has a ton of influence. 40 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,142 We gotta build on this momentum. 41 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,483 We got to do something bold. 42 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,808 - What about a Venetian ball? 43 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,646 I may not understand what you mean. 44 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,519 - Terry's right. This isn't about a statue. 45 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,815 This is about reminding people of their history. 46 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:52,899 We have to contact Professor Tobias James Kaufman. 47 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,486 My mentor from college, history professor. 48 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,082 He's writing a book about the Rutherfords. 49 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,537 If we can get him to publish an excerpt in the "Daily Star," 50 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:03,077 it will remind people who we are and why this is important. 51 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,543 - Found him. - Set a meeting. 52 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:07,672 Oh, but first, tell me about this Venetian ball. 53 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,051 - Okay, we all remember Madonna's 54 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,168 iconic 1990 VMA performance. 55 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,175 - I do not. Go on. 56 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,137 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:24,308 58 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,877 - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 59 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:47,916 What do we have here? 60 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,959 We got Coppola wine, Clooney tequila, 61 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,464 Charles Barkley gin. 62 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,965 - Oh, yeah, nothing but top shelf for Kaufman. 63 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,428 Plus, I can't make the rookie mistake 64 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,298 of showing up empty-handed asking for a favor. 65 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,715 - Yeah, Reagan, we can't all be like you 66 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,723 constantly taking up Nathan's time, 67 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,515 responsible to no one and for nothing. 68 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,268 - Why aren't you in school? 69 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,440 - Why don't you have a man in your life? 70 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,148 - I love you. - Love you too. 71 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,399 - Okay, do you really need to bring all this booze 72 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,321 to a full-blown alcoholic? 73 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,490 - Alcoholic? 74 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,987 Kaufman's a raconteur. 75 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,409 He's a gadabout. 76 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,617 Yeah, he likes to wet his whistle, 77 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,906 but he is a respected scholar. - Mm. 78 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,490 - We're lucky we even got this meeting. 79 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,445 He just got back from his sabbatical in California. 80 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,576 - That was rehab. 81 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:26,832 You gotta read the full GoFundMe 82 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:27,963 before you donate. 83 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,079 - It's gonna be fine. 84 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,415 How are you? 85 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,130 What's going on with your cultural center? 86 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,340 - Well, I've just been, like, 87 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,130 sitting down and really brainstorming 88 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,343 some possible next steps. 89 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,473 - Okay. - So far I'm leaning toward 90 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,930 quitting and working at a bank. 91 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,760 - No, you can't quit. 92 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,726 We both have to keep up the fight, all right? 93 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,097 All right, I'll see you soon. - See ya. 94 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,694 - By the way, if you want, I can try and bend Terry's ear. 95 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,480 He stopped by the museum this morning. 96 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,074 I feel like we really get each other. 97 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,359 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 98 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,319 Terry came here? 99 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,572 - Yeah. 100 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,533 - What exactly did he say to you? 101 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,704 [percussive music] 102 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,164 Hey, what are you doing with Nathan Rutherford? 103 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,455 Why are you ginning him up? 104 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,958 - You know you can't talk to me that way, right? 105 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,830 I'm your boss. 106 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,495 - I told you. She's stuck up. 107 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,424 - You didn't answer my question. 108 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,672 - See? She didn't even acknowledge me. 109 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,715 - Nathan has a lot of pull in this town. 110 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,218 Doesn't hurt to be on his good side. 111 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,550 His intentions seem genuine, 112 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,304 and he looked like he needed support. 113 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,926 - Oh, okay. 114 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,024 I just--I thought you were taking advantage, 115 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,189 because, you know, you're like a shark 116 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,978 gliding through water, and then there's Nathan 117 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,152 this little baleen whale with his belly exposed. 118 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:36,741 How could you not chomp? 119 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,646 - Most people are too scared to tell me their real opinions. 120 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,355 Your rudeness is oddly refreshing. 121 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,486 - Not to me it isn't. 122 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,742 - Shane, I swear to God... 123 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,406 [exhales] 124 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,504 - Reagan, we're putting Operation Running Lightning 125 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,669 on a fast track, 126 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,327 and I want you on the team. 127 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,785 - Oh, cool. Well, the thing is, 128 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:58,166 I'm guessing this top secret project benefits the casino, 129 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,724 and I have zero interest in working for the casino. 130 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,679 I mean, I know I work in the casino currently, 131 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,470 but I work for the cultural center. 132 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,023 Casinos are cesspools of blind capitalism. 133 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,058 - Counterpoint: casinos sometimes 134 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,561 make regular people really happy. 135 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:16,074 - Whoo! Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby! Yeah! Ooh! 136 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,187 - Counter-counterpoint: 137 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,364 everyone on that bench. 138 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,152 - You're a piece of shit. 139 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,026 I knew I should have married your brother 140 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,203 instead of your broke ass. - Well, I said sometimes. 141 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,741 - I hate you. 142 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:30,115 - In an ever-changing world, one company stands tall 143 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,713 to meet any challenge. 144 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,498 Security, balance, trust: 145 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,712 Rutherford. 146 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:39,882 The power is inside all of us. 147 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,513 - And? What am I missing? 148 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,179 - There's a thing now where kids are eating 149 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,928 Rutherford batteries on TikTok. 150 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,509 "The power is inside all of us." 151 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,354 - Oh, Jesus. Okay. 152 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,770 Pull up the press release from 2012, 153 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,558 the chemical spill near the old folks' home. 154 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,561 We'll use that as a template. - Okay, copy. 155 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,903 Ooh, and when we get back to the office, 156 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,018 you still have to call Nathan Rutherford. 157 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,065 - Ugh, I am the head of PR, not a babysitter. 158 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,359 - I know. - He--mm. 159 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,402 - I know. 160 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,904 - Fine. 161 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,909 [phone chiming] 162 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,160 - Nathan Rutherford's office. 163 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,411 This is Bobbie Yang. 164 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,702 - Hi. It's Kaitlyn Farrow from Rutherford Inc. 165 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:11,995 May I speak to Nathan, please? 166 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,618 - One second. 167 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,747 - Kaitlyn, hey, how are you? 168 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,054 How's your mom Lynda and your dad Richard 169 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,298 and your twin sisters Stacey and Marcy? 170 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,090 - Uh, they're fine. 171 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,894 Listen, Nathan, I'm calling to check in. 172 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,597 I saw your Founder's Day speech on YouTube. 173 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,427 - [laughs] That--that 174 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,932 probably needs a little bit of extra context with-- 175 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,385 - Yeah, it only had, like, 300 views, 176 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,185 but we scrubbed it just to be safe. 177 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,308 But, Nathan, listen, 178 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,904 Big Larry is literally our company logo, 179 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:42,320 so obviously we'd like to avoid any further dustups like this. 180 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,700 - Could not agree more, Kaitlyn. 181 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:44,857 As a sitting board member-- 182 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,994 - Honorary, non-voting. 183 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,621 - Sure, but listed in the minutes, 184 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,117 so very official. 185 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,869 No one cares more about my family's reputation 186 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,621 than I do, so rest assured there will be no more problems. 187 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:55,964 - That's great. 188 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,709 Let's just keep a lid on it. - You got it. 189 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,791 Whatever I do will be in service of the lid, 190 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,836 securing it, tightening it, 191 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,380 monitoring it... - No, no. 192 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,513 That implies you'll do something, 193 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,049 and I need you to do nothing. 194 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,182 - I will do nothing 195 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,928 except ensure that the lid stays on. 196 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,971 - Just don't touch the lid, Nathan. 197 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,225 - Lid no touchy. 198 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,517 And she's hung up. 199 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,360 Wow. How cool is she? 200 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,646 - She is so cool. - Yeah, right. 201 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,819 I mean, she's not warm. 202 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,567 But she's effective. 203 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,989 - Oh, should I tell Kaufman that we're no longer visiting? 204 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,318 - Oh, no, we're definitely still going. 205 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,873 - She seemed pretty intense about the lid stuff. 206 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,367 - Yeah, of course, and rightly so. 207 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,658 She's concerned about the brand, 208 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,911 but I'm telling you, the best way to protect 209 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,162 the Rutherford brand is to put 210 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,205 this whole Big Larry debate to rest. 211 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,668 Kaufman is key to that. 212 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,088 Gotta go with my gut on this. 213 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,456 - I've never distrusted your gut. 214 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,134 And I'm not gonna start today. 215 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,927 - My Aunt Teresa has some pottery show 216 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,930 at the Denver Art Museum. 217 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,222 Guess who she asked to house sit? 218 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,675 - Hell yeah. 219 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,395 Man, we're about to party Parasite-style. 220 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,856 [laughter] 221 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,227 - What's up, everybody? 222 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,734 Uh, hi. 223 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:05,736 Sorry to eavesdrop. 224 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,237 Is your aunt Teresa Maple? 225 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,118 She's like the Michael Jordan of Minishonka pottery. 226 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,566 Oh, you know that, because she-- 227 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,986 well, she's your aunt. 228 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:17,044 I was wondering if you might be able to connect us. 229 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,330 - [whispering] If we don't move, 230 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,503 she won't know we're here. 231 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,501 - Don't make a sound. 232 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,962 She's like a T. rex. 233 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,592 She'll track your motions with them beady little eyes. 234 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:28,219 - Okay. Thank you. 235 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,009 - That was hard to watch. 236 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,392 - Right, now you see what I'm dealing with. 237 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,270 Nobody wants to help the cultural center. 238 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,846 - That's not completely accurate. 239 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,141 They don't want to help you. 240 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,984 - Oh, because I'm a successful "City Indian." 241 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,310 Left the rez to attend a fancy college, 242 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,435 and now everybody's jealous. 243 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,771 - You're not successful, 244 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,526 and Wayne's sister goes to Yale. 245 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,988 - Whatever, man. 246 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,284 - I asked around about you. 247 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,822 Would you like to know why you're having trouble 248 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,826 with the community? 249 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,287 - Oh, I know why. 250 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,786 It's because Reagan lives in town and not on the rez. 251 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,079 She's not a fluent speaker. 252 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,922 She walks her dog on a leash. 253 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,457 - It's because they're still mad about Ray. 254 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,921 - [chuckles] Ray. Oh, no. 255 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,962 We broke up, like, nine years ago. 256 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,126 - You dumped him the night before your wedding. 257 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,335 Food was made. 258 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,804 Baskets were woven. 259 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,514 Ray's mom lost her deposit. 260 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,845 This happens. 261 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,310 People go and then have to find a way back 262 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,731 into the community. 263 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,860 And some people just don't like you. 264 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,267 I'm about to visit some council members 265 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,685 to get them on board with my plans. 266 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,654 You should come. 267 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,654 Show your face. 268 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,986 It'll help. 269 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,331 [light upbeat music] 270 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,367 - Okay, but when you say some people don't like me, 271 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,751 what you really mean is... 272 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,168 - Every single person on the rez. 273 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,537 274 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,793 - The magnum opus. - [gasps] 275 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,295 - And I finally settled on a title. 276 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,377 - "The Rutherfords: How America's Founding Family 277 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,473 Found the Strength to Find the Country." 278 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,430 Professor, it's glorious. 279 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,970 - [laughing] Oh, please. 280 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,523 Give comfort to yourself. 281 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,016 - Oh, Tobias, 282 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,098 I wish I were here on happier circumstances, 283 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:05,023 but I find myself in quite a pickle. 284 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,533 Mayor Chisenhall has mounted an effort to move Big Larry. 285 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,526 - But moving Big Lawrence would be an historical erasure. 286 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,699 The Rutherford family is Rutherford Falls. 287 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,369 - Yes, and the town just needs to be reminded of this. 288 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,409 If only there was something that could do that. 289 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,503 Lo and behold, this book. 290 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,789 When will it be published? 291 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,422 - It's hard to say. 292 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,668 For the fourth time, my publisher has gone 293 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,711 out of business due to fraud. 294 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,054 Can you believe the luck? 295 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,169 - Well, that's a damn shame, 296 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,505 but I have some good news, 297 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,090 which is that "The Rutherford Daily Star" 298 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,965 has agreed to publish an excerpt 299 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:37,972 on their front page. 300 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,723 - Nathaniel, shut up. 301 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,474 I shall do you one better. 302 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,226 We shall harness the power of the microphone. 303 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,349 - Go on. 304 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,305 - I have what I am reliably assured 305 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,105 is a fairly influential podcast. 306 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,900 - "The Salon"--colon-- "A Bacchanal Of Ideas." 307 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,244 Of course. I listen every week. 308 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,319 - Well, Nathaniel, you simply must be the guest 309 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,704 on today's episode. 310 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,451 We shall remind the town of your family's importance. 311 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,543 - Yes, that's perfect. 312 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,539 - Gin and tonic, gentlemen? 313 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,790 - Whoa. [laughs] 314 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,831 - Thanks, Bobbie. - Mmm. 315 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,796 [gulping] 316 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,127 Ohh. 317 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,922 And now... to the podcast studio! 318 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,176 [laughter] 319 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,853 - Here? - Yes, it's here. 320 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,889 We just bring in a table and some mics. 321 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,352 - Well, my mom confirmed it. 322 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,232 People are still mad about the Ray thing. 323 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,559 - You know we hold a grudge. 324 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,685 We still bring up Columbus. 325 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,281 - Hold up. Now I'm as bad as Columbus? 326 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,357 - Well, crime divided by time. 327 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,870 - Terrance, good to see you. 328 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,867 - Felicia, it's been a minute. 329 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,909 330 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,253 Reagan, go chop some wood. 331 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,830 - Oh, well, I thought I as gonna-- 332 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,165 - Go chop some wood for Felicia. 333 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,591 You are. 334 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,759 - Gloves are in the shed. 335 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:57,007 336 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:03,351 - Welcome back to "The Salon: A Bacchanal of Ideas." 337 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,480 My guest this time, Nathaniel Rutherford, 338 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:09,187 who find his very heritage currently under attack. 339 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,559 Is that correct? - Yes, yes. 340 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,765 That's exactly right. 341 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,855 The statue, Big Larry, in Rutherford Falls, 342 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,990 it's been in the same spot-- and a very significant spot-- 343 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,358 for centuries. 344 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,905 - And now people want to tear him out of the ground 345 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:21,949 and toss him aside. 346 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,951 For shame. 347 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,043 You know, it makes me yearn for the past 348 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,079 when weighty decisions were made 349 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,503 not on the whim of the unwashed masses 350 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,792 but by a trusted elite. 351 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,995 - Well, I'm not sure I'd put it that way, but-- 352 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,665 - This is exactly the type of issue 353 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,474 that would have been hashed out over venison and port wine 354 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,548 at Buckheart Lodge. 355 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,182 Centuries ago, when a difficult issue 356 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,890 befell Rutherford Falls, 357 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,470 the heads of the prominent families, 358 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,845 led by Lawrence Sr., 359 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,191 would gather at a small cabin on the edge of town 360 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,648 called Buckheart Lodge. 361 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,188 - It was a great tradition. 362 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,111 Of course, now these decision are made by a town council, 363 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,110 which is meeting in three-- 364 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,111 - Nestled deep in the wood, 365 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,863 it was a crucible of passionate debate, 366 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,235 like the agora of ancient Greece, 367 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,453 and the Rutherfords always had the final word. 368 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,753 Mm-hmm. 369 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,746 - Yeah, so back to the statue for one second. 370 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,329 Lawrence Sr. did so much, 371 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,504 and he always had the town in mind. 372 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,213 I think we owe it to him 373 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,423 to keep the statue where it is. 374 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,054 - [heavy sigh] 375 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,630 Buckheart Lodge. 376 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,965 [funky percussive music] 377 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,641 - Oh, yes, gas fireplace. 378 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,350 I have so many splinters. 379 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,730 - Sorry to keep you waiting. 380 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,477 I'd scheduled my bathroom to get caulked today, 381 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,558 but the guy's lazy and has no ambition. 382 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,725 - Sorry I'm not the frickin' Property Brothers, Dad. 383 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,074 - And you never will be. 384 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,488 - Thank you for taking the time. 385 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,066 I'm here to discuss my proposal. 386 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,781 - Yeah, I read it. 387 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,912 - You know, Reagan here is an excellent handywoman. 388 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,200 She'll caulk your bathroom. 389 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,003 - I've never caulked anything in my life. 390 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,747 - That's why Creator gave us YouTube. 391 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,959 Look it up, Northwestern. 392 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,964 - Nathaniel, if I may be disconcertingly frank, 393 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,964 I agree with you 100%. 394 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,046 Not only should that statue remain exactly where it is, 395 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,553 they should put other statues up as well. 396 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,064 I want to see a Rutherford on every corner. 397 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,267 - Well, there's a lot worth commemorating, 398 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,597 John Rutherford, advisor to Thomas Jefferson, 399 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,273 Bea Rutherford, New York state's first female cop. 400 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,312 She was also a bare-knuckle fighter. 401 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,816 Never married. - Sterling Rutherford, 402 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,067 the first pilot to land a plane on the Hudson. 403 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,241 Sorry, Sully. 404 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,608 You're a loser. 405 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,905 - [laughs] Oh. What? 406 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,119 Well, s'mores. 407 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,788 That's a happy, fun thing, right? 408 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,327 The very first s'mores made and consumed by Rutherfords. 409 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,082 - Let's not forget the first white baby born 410 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,495 in Cobbs County. 411 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,593 - What? - Is it not accurate to say 412 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,219 that your family introduced whiteness to the region? 413 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,678 - I... 414 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,138 - Is it not accurate? 415 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,217 - Uh-- - I know that it is. 416 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,562 I'm asking you as a courtesy. 417 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,556 - It--it--it--it might be an accurate thing to say. 418 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,480 It's not--but it's not a point of pride. 419 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,979 - Oh, well, uh--wait, get down. 420 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,612 What? What? Hide your ideas. 421 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,108 Because the PC police are apparently here. 422 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,321 Well, I'm guilty of independent thought, 423 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,992 so lock me up in the PC prison 424 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,782 and throw away the PC key. 425 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,326 Let me tell you something. 426 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,499 I'm still proud of that white baby. 427 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,078 - I'm just saying I'm proud of my family. 428 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:19,213 I'm not saying it's because of anything, like, race-related. 429 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,592 - But you are related exclusively to white people. 430 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,509 Well, that wraps up this edition 431 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,178 of "The Salon: A Bacchanal of Ideas." 432 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,047 Sebastian, cut and print. 433 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,095 Oh, cracking good show, old boy. 434 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,719 Let's bend an elbow to celebrate. 435 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,686 [light piano music] 436 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,647 437 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,188 - You took so long in the bathroom 438 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,031 I got worried Mal-Mer had snatched you up. 439 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,527 - Mal-Mer? 440 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,148 I don't believe in those superstitions, 441 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,315 because I'm not a child. 442 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,493 - There a problem? 443 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,780 - I just should have known. 444 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,743 I gave into the excitement of you helping me, 445 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,294 but when you swim with sharks, you get chomped. 446 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,698 - Nobody got chomped, Reagan. 447 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,706 - You said I'd be reintroduced back into the community, 448 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,378 but I haven't talked to a single person. 449 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,246 You know what? I'm done. Take me back. 450 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,007 - How many hours did you put in to earning your degrees? 451 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,928 How many crappy side gigs did you work 452 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,336 to put yourself through school? 453 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,885 - I had, like, four jobs. So what? 454 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,468 - So you're willing to do all that work out there 455 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:13,774 but not here with your own people. 456 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,847 Do you know how much wood I've chopped, 457 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,392 how many cars I've washed, 458 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,395 Dirty Dancing classes I taught? 459 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,727 - Oh. - We all do the work. 460 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,784 Who are you to think you're somehow above it? 461 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,244 - All right. 462 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,571 Let's do it your way. 463 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,076 [Ezra Furman's "Restless Year"] 464 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,079 So one leg up, exhale 465 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,042 while we push up to the sky 466 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,712 O-61. 467 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,301 No one? All right? 468 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,207 - Snapping my fingers, walking around 469 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,836 I'm the dusty jewel in the thrown-out crown 470 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,643 Got a bus pass to make my way 471 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,137 - 107. 472 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,888 - From hideout to hideout in the heat of the day 473 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,270 I got a talisman tote with the whole array 474 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,727 And when you catch my coattails I'll be miles away 475 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,097 - Just a sleepy time. 476 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,814 N-40. 477 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,654 - Bingo. - Bingo? 478 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,859 Yeah, whoo! 479 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,320 Just gonna lay down... 480 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,910 481 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,157 - Bobbie, we're at Defcon 1. 482 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,278 - Oh, great. 483 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,584 - What? No, that's the bad one. 484 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,697 Ahh, that stuff about the white baby. 485 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:17,785 Why? 486 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,999 Why did he talk about white babies? 487 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,789 - Not good. - Ugh. 488 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,962 The lid is not secured. - I agree. 489 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,631 Also, you missed your 4:00 p.m. Kind Bar, 490 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,879 and I can tell you're getting hangry, 491 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,590 so take this, and we'll figure it all out. 492 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,970 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 493 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,217 - Good news! 494 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,428 Sebastian the intern checked the audio. 495 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,098 And the episode is good to go. 496 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,387 - Great. How does the editing work? 497 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,720 Do we get to give notes or... 498 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,345 - Friends, this is a podcast. 499 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,312 That's Latin for "as is." 500 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,943 - No, it isn't. - We record it, 501 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,319 slap some stolen music on it, and then up to the web it goes. 502 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,147 - Oh, great. Well, it just-- 503 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,192 what if there are parts of the interview 504 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,904 that are a tad dicey, 505 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,824 like, I don't know, the Rutherford baby stuff? 506 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,073 - The white one. 507 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,284 - Why do you use that adjective? 508 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,735 It just might be unnecessarily controversial. 509 00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,406 - Nathaniel, listeners expect an active volcano 510 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,535 of provocative discourse when they enter "The Salon." 511 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,172 They know I'm incorrigible. 512 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,919 - I know you're incorrigible. 513 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,840 Come on. - It's known. 514 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,419 - I'd just really appreciate it if you took it out. 515 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,675 - I can't. It's my favorite part. 516 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,876 - Ugh. 517 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,426 - Nathaniel, 518 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,759 recently we have been reminded 519 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,425 of a certain place that great men may go 520 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,524 when they find themselves at loggerheads. 521 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,650 - You want to settle this at Buckheart Lodge? 522 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,728 - It's perfect! - [laughs] 523 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,323 All righty, then. 524 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,528 Huzzah. 525 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,197 - Oh, then we shall leave at once. 526 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,567 One of you must drive. 527 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,703 My license has been seized by the state. 528 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,700 [chuckling] 529 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,542 - Nathan, I hate to question your judgment, 530 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,407 but he drank that entire basketball of gin. 531 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,794 - Yeah, I know, Bobbie, but the lid is way off, 532 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,633 and we cannot go home until we put it back on. 533 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,428 - You know, back in college we used to sneak in here 534 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,217 late at night, light candles, 535 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,681 and read old Lawrence's journals. 536 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,602 I swear to God, sometimes you can feel his spirit. 537 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,441 - You could write quite the manifesto here. 538 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,435 - Oh, God damn it. It's locked. Oh, well. 539 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,901 - Pish posh, dear boy. 540 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,531 Those of us in the know have a special way 541 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,949 of gaining access. 542 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,867 All it takes is a light touch and the proper tool. 543 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,156 - Oh, don't. Oh. Okay, all right. 544 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,951 Jesus, man. 545 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,325 - Voilà. 546 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,541 - Yeah, here we are. 547 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,462 - Wow, those painting are captivating. 548 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,131 - Yeah, right? 549 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,760 In days of yore when the men of Rutherford Falls would quorum, 550 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,917 they would engage in athleticism 551 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,466 to sharpen their senses. 552 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,799 - I cannot wait to quorum some day. 553 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,465 - Now, let us parlay, or rather, 554 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,774 let us drink and then parlay. 555 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,558 [laughs] 556 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,102 - Hmm, you just take them right out of the display. 557 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,856 - Relax, they're cups. 558 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,688 Now, brass tacks. 559 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:56,403 Why should I wish to edit any section of "The Salon"? 560 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,656 To what end? 561 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,907 - It's just I'm in a really tough spot 562 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,449 with this whole statue thing, and I wouldn't want to offend 563 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:06,754 any non-white babies who might be listening. 564 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:11,130 - Great men must not concern themselves with lesser minds. 565 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,839 My show speaks the language of naked truths 566 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,891 in the tradition of Plato, Nietzsche, 567 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:22,057 and my personal podcasting hero, 568 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,467 Mr. Joseph Rogan. 569 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,805 Nathaniel, you have nothing to be ashamed of. 570 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,230 - Tobias, there are things at play here 571 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,149 that I don't think you're understanding very well. 572 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:34,779 I need you to edit the goddamn interview. 573 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,244 - No. 574 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,028 - Okay, he's not bending. 575 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,203 Also, I have SAT prep in the morning. 576 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,452 - Yeah, I--I know, Bobbie. 577 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,043 Here. I just-- 578 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,618 I can-- give me a minute, okay? 579 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,294 [dramatic musical sting] 580 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,462 What the hell? - Enough talk. 581 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,051 I intend to remind you of your inherent 582 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,707 and God-given power. 583 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,755 - Okay, I think we should all go home. 584 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800 God. 585 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,393 - We've crossed the rubicon. 586 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,098 Now, I'll give you what you want, 587 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:08,768 provided you best me in a test of strength and guile! 588 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,404 - Wow. I've gotten six new friend requests 589 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,229 and an invite to a baby shower. 590 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,194 This feels like progress. 591 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,864 [laughs] 592 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,531 Why are we at Ray's mom's house? 593 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,453 - Tony Devers quit council last month 594 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,081 to open at jiujitsu studio. 595 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,078 Ray's mom was appointed to replace him. 596 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:29,913 - Nope. 597 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,576 - You need to confront your past 598 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,214 so you can really move on. 599 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,671 - Okay, but do I really want to move on with clawed-out eyes? 600 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,342 That woman hates me. 601 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,970 It's bad for you if I go in there. 602 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,377 - It's a risk I'm willing to take. 603 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,715 - [sighs] 604 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,600 - Come on, no more hiding. 605 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,018 - Fine. 606 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,938 But do not say anything about the wedding. 607 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,807 She just stopped giving out the Jordan Almonds 608 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:55,074 that were supposed to be at my reception. 609 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:03,072 - Mm. - Hi, Rayanne. 610 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,954 Been a while. 611 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,661 I don't think we've spoken since before the wedding. 612 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,958 You know, I never got a chance to tell you 613 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,078 how truly sorry I am about the wedding 614 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,625 and what happened at the wedding, 615 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,510 how the wedding didn't happen. 616 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,546 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 617 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,220 - I read your proposal, Terrance. 618 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,799 I'm voting no. 619 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,095 - I respect your views on the casino. 620 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,849 But if you would allow me to explain-- 621 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,771 - First you explain why you showed up at my house 622 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,481 with this home-wrecker. 623 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,902 - Oh, well, 624 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,150 technically I was a double-wide trailer-wrecker. 625 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,492 [laughs] 626 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,527 But I totally hear-- 627 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,819 - Will you shut the hell up? 628 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,453 - Rayanne and I may not agree on much, 629 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,081 but we both think you're a cold snake. 630 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,289 - [scoffs] 631 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,708 - You ruined the best years of Ray's life. 632 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,077 And now you parade your elitist college education 633 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,075 in our faces. 634 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,586 She begged me to bring her here. 635 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,168 And I was dumb enough to try to help. 636 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,723 - No, that's not true. 637 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,166 - The truth is you never deserved Ray, 638 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:06,466 and you have no sense of community or family. 639 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:10,021 - Now tell her it's her fault that Ray married a white woman. 640 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,056 - Oh, come on. 641 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,940 - It's your fault Ray married a white woman. 642 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:16,017 What else? 643 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,272 - Come for me. 644 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,573 - Nathan, I have 911 dialed. 645 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,776 Just tell me to press send, please. 646 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,397 - Someone get my gun out of the glove box. 647 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,704 - You brought a gun in my car? 648 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,107 - I'm calling 911. 649 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,315 Okay, the service is super spotty here. 650 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,405 - Oh, you're not man enough to face me. 651 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,582 I need a new combatant. 652 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,370 Oh, yes, 653 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,124 a classic bout, 654 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:39,166 the pale face versus the dark savage. 655 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,250 - Fuck you just call me? 656 00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,495 - You can't say that. 657 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,876 - Oh? Why not? 658 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,342 - Because you can't. 659 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,092 - Oh! Whoa, there it is. 660 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:47,965 There it is, 661 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:50,221 the fire of your ancestors. 662 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,393 Set it free! 663 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,061 Set it free! - Ahh! 664 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,139 Okay, uh, 665 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,145 did he just die or pass out? 666 00:23:57,187 --> 00:24:00,147 - I can't tell, but he's looking very pale-faced. 667 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,480 - Oh, my God. 668 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,614 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God. 669 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,530 - Oh, my God. What are we gonna-- 670 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,688 - Oh, my God. 671 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,662 - Okay, yes, 672 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,376 I tricked you for my own benefit, 673 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,957 but also your benefit. 674 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,962 - You chomped me and then somehow convinced me 675 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:27,215 to dunk myself in butter and hurl myself 676 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:28,468 back into your jaws. 677 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,140 - Reagan, 678 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,309 you're a story with a bunch of loose ends. 679 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,348 No one likes a complicated story. 680 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,102 That's why everyone hated "Cloud Atlas." 681 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,353 - What? 682 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:41,145 - I just gave you an ending. 683 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:43,649 By now Rayanne has told everyone what happened. 684 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:46,362 And those quietly on your side can say, 685 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,203 "Okay, let's move on." 686 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,818 And those that hate you, which frankly is most people, 687 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,695 have been given sense of catharsis 688 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,042 and can let this go. 689 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,498 - Why are you doing this? 690 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,502 Why are you helping me? 691 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,134 - Because. 692 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,840 I think you might be a shark too. 693 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,380 - [scoffs] 694 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,384 - Only a shark would leave a comfortable life with Ray 695 00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:10,676 to carve your own path. 696 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,349 Only a shark would talk to me the way you do. 697 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,717 You need to channel your inner power 698 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,064 to get what you want. 699 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:19,979 And I need people like you to get what I want. 700 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,018 [phone buzzes] 701 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,225 - Hello. 702 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,145 - Reagan, I may have just witnessed a murder. 703 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,193 - What? 704 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,986 - [snoring] 705 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:32,820 - Bobbie, take Nathan's car and get yourselves home. 706 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:33,986 I'm gonna go back and clean up. 707 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,834 You guys really trashed the place. 708 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:36,869 - You know what? It's fine. 709 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,291 I know Susie Pete at State Parks. 710 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:39,869 Just leave a note for her to call me. 711 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,960 - Vandalize public property and leave a note. 712 00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:47,593 Oh, to live that "white dude" life. 713 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,550 [light guitar music] 714 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:57,772 715 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,025 - I got to tell you something. 716 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,938 You were right about Kaufman. 717 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,656 That guy is not good. 718 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:15,077 And I think he might have a drinking problem. 719 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,406 - Oh, you're kidding. 720 00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:18,751 The barfy drunk that I described as a barfy drunk 721 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,617 turned out to be a barfy drunk? 722 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,833 - Yeah, go figure. 723 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,504 Thank you. 724 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:28,052 Thank you for just always being there for me. 725 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,798 I really appreciate it. 726 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,759 - Of course. 727 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,970 - How are you doing? How was your day? 728 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,350 - It was fine, 729 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:38,347 until I went to Ray's mom's house. 730 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,720 - What? 731 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:40,976 Why would you do that? 732 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,847 That woman hates you. - Ugh. 733 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:44,944 Basically, Terry asked if I-- 734 00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:46,559 - [groans] - Ahh! 735 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:49,066 - What? 736 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,819 - Pardon me, my dear, but might you do a kindness 737 00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:54,781 for a weary traveling poet and ferry me 738 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,993 to the New Horizons Detox Center 739 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,793 in San Luis Obispo? 740 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,787 - I am not driving you to California. 741 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:05,000 - Very well, there's an abandoned Sam Goody just ahead. 742 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,631 You may drop me there. 743 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:07,878 They know me. 744 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:12,338 - Terrifying. - Whew. 745 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:16,302 [upbeat music] 746 00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:17,604 - Kaitlyn again. 747 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:18,927 - Yep. 748 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,972 749 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,096 Kaitlyn, hey, quick lid update for ya. 750 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,483 - First white baby? 751 00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:25,519 Are you kidding me? 752 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:27,152 - So you're-- you're up to speed. 753 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,398 - Yes, I've already dealt with it, 754 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,980 which means I've spent, like, nine hours 755 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:30,975 cleaning up your messes. 756 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,486 It should be zero hours. 757 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,197 Okay, if I have to call you back again, 758 00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,487 there are going to be significant repercussions. 759 00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,031 Do you understand me? 760 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:39,334 - Uh, quick question just for clarity,. 761 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,487 - Okay. [phone beeps] 762 00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:43,405 - Uh...okay. 763 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:44,495 Oh, great. 764 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:47,379 Well, I respect and admire you as well. 765 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,667 [laughs] 766 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,670 - Whew. - Okay, bye now. 767 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,672 [funky music] 768 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:59,095 769 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:02,677 - "Item donated from private collection." 770 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:03,894 Whose collection? 771 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,693 Um...mine. 772 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,017 I repatriated it. 773 00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:10,074 I stole it. 774 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:12,026 - Chomp-chomp. 775 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,067 - You look fancy. 776 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:14,149 - Big meetings today. 777 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,364 Our hard work paid off. 778 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:17,493 If I need you to come up and get yelled at, 779 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,490 I'll let you know. 780 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,951 - Uh...great. 781 00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:22,542 782 00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:23,947 - [sighs] 783 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,705 Okay. 784 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,037 I'm in. 785 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,382 - Thank you, Rayanne. 786 00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,536 That's great. 787 00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:32,085 - Impressive work, Terry. 788 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:35,548 You got the entire council in, the chairwoman to sign off. 789 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:37,010 You may proceed. 790 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,390 - Drop the papers. 791 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:43,217 We're gonna sue Nathan Rutherford. 792 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:46,394 [upbeat funky music] 793 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:53,364 55928

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