Original subtitles

- It was a misunderstanding. - "Misunderstanding"?

Lukas was placed in the girls' dorms by mistake.

- Like I'm a girl? - The men's dorms are full.

- I have to stay here? - Lukas stays till it's sorted.

- Can you cope for now? - Miss Kampmann, I can't stay!

We'll put up a notice for new arrivals.

Lukas, although our first meeting didn't go especially well,

we're happy you're joining our team,

so welcome to your civilian service year in Ehrenfeld.

Could you please tell the others? Lukas, a quick word, please.

- I'm so sorry about this. - What do you mean there's no room?

- It wasn't approved. - What? I thought it would be OK.

- I'll speak to them again, OK? - When are you going to?

- When I get an appointment. - Hello.

They're all very nice here. Ine, shouldn't you be working.

- Do it now or it'll take forever. - I wanted to say hi.

- Ine, it's 10 past. - There's no way I can stay here!

- I'll take care of it. - Miss Kampmann, please!

I promise.

- Ine? - All right.

Get a move on, ladies.

Crazy! It's just crazy!

- Yeah, crazy. - Your voice.

- Ine, are you coming? - Yes! Everything! Crazy!

- Ine, come please. - All right!

Shit, I have to go. Oh God.

- There's a party tonight. You coming? - All right.

I'm glad you're here.

- Ine? - All right!

Two…

One…

Zero…

LEGS, BICEPS

- It's me! Are you coming? - Yes.

- Hurry up! - OK.

- What are you waiting for? - Oh.

"Oh" what?

- I'm hurrying. - You better. I've got us a lift.

What do you think? If I don't pull tonight, I'll go mad.

Look. Good, right?

You have so much armpit hair!

Yeah? We're coming.

Yeah, we're coming now. See you in a second.

Let's go.

God, fuck!

"Biceps, stomach, legs, arse."

- Do you measure your arse? - Yes, I do.

- Isn't that a little over the top? - No.

Come on! We've got to go.

- What's better? Open or closed? - Both are good.

It's just a party. We look good.

- Is this OK? I'm freaking out. - Yes! We have to go.

- You didn't tell anyone, did you? - No.

- Come on. - Do you swear?

Yes.

- You look good! - Really?

Yes, now come on!

- We've got a lift. Come on! - I'm coming.

Hello! They're here.

- Are you coming with us? - Yes.

- Hi, I'm Lukas. - Sven. The car's up there. Come on!

Hello.

- Great, and you? - Hurry up! Come on! Let's go!

- Let's talk later, OK? - Can you wait a minute?

- It's on the left. - Let's talk later, OK?

- We can… - Bye.

- Who are you? - You said we could bring…

- So nice of you. - Yeah, great.

- Yeah, thanks. - It's not my fault!

Ine asked to come. Now there are five of us.

- Are you mad? Get back in! - It's fun.

- Nobody's getting off in my car, OK! - All right, we didn't know.

Tut tut.

- Out! You can walk! - Calm down.

- What's the problem? - Nobody gets off in my car, OK?

I'm serious, guys.

What's up?

Come on! Come on!

I'm watching you.

Now!

- Yes! - Yeah!

How old are you guys?

- Women just don't get it! - Yeah, yeah.

- Hi, I'm Fabio! - Lukas.

- Thanks for the lift. - No problem.

Yeah, thanks for the lift. Bye-bye.

Are we going in or not?

- I'm not coming. I'm going home. - Are you crazy?

- My jacket is too tight. - No, it isn't. You look good. Vamos.

Hey.

So, is she looking?

Yes. No, not any more. Now she is again.

She's gone now.

Those girls are looking at us.

- No, they're looking at you. - Think they're together?

Don't be so obvious!

- Let's go find one for you. - No, don't.

Just for a snog.

Have a go with her.

- No. - Why not? She's your type.

No. You can have her.

- Are you crazy? - Careful.

That chick.

- What a bitch. - Her necklace was stupid anyway.

OK, retards, it's time to party!

The alpha male. To us!

Cheers.

The way he looks.

What you're missing in manliness, he has too much of.

Come on. To us! Cheers!

Sorry. Occupied.

I'm sorry.

Shit. Shit.

Shit!

- Back again? - What? I didn't go anywhere.

- Neither did I. - What's up with you?

Nothing.

- You're acting funny. - No, everything's great.

- Hey, Sven, how are you doing? - Great party, isn't it?

Guys, you have to see this. It's totally crazy!

- What's going on? - Hey, where did you guys meet?

- I can't see anything. Can you? - No. What's going on?

- Let's check it out. - In, no!

- What? - So, who's cock is this?

- Who's cock is this? - I found it on the bathtub.

Come on! Who's cock is this?

It's yours! Take it! Admit it! Admit it, man!

Sven, is it yours? Go on, admit it!

Svennie, Svennie!

Stop it! It's not funny!

Sven, give it here. It isn't funny!

Give me the fucking penis, man!

Total retards.

Hey, Lukas, you all right?

My neck… It's cramped in there.

- Who are you waiting for? - Nobody.

- So, what are you doing here? - Chilling.

- Nothing happening up there? - No, not really.

Wait a second.

Very funny…

Total retards.

Three of you were in there?

My balls ache. All they were doing was snogging.

Totally annoying You know what I mean?

- Yeah, sure. - Well, it was good anyway.

Hold this for second.

Hey, the disabled home where you live…

- What is it? - It's not a disabled home.

I'm doing my civilian service there.

- Are you new here? - Yes.

To Cologne and everything.

Cool jacket.

Can I try it on?

Hand it over.

Come on.

Don't be like that. Hand it over.

- Well? - It's OK.

- What then? OK or really good? - Really good.

- Are you cold? - No. Why?

You're sitting like you are.

Just give me my jacket, OK?

Try and get it.

- Shit! Fabio? - Come on!

Fabio, I swear…

- Come and get it! - Fabio! Shit!

Come on! Come on!

Fabio! Wait!

Fuck!

Three…

Two…

One…

- Everyone saw. - Ladies, make yourselves decent.

Thank you. Put it all in the refrigerator.

- Shit. - Good God.

Give me that.

Give me your hand.

- Why? - Give me your hand.

- Why? - Give me it.

- Are you crazy! - Try to get away! No!

I know. That was stupid of me at the party yesterday.

I'm sorry. Really.

Miri, you're a little smelly.

- My name is Lukas. - OK, but you still smell sweaty.

Manly sweat. That's great, isn't it?

It's OK now, but you would've passed out a year ago.

- Ine, you should've seen it. - I wanted to.

- I was a little distant. - A little?

Much thicker.

Miss Leonhard, I have to admit

that I thought your appearance would be different.

The current changing room situation is unbearable for you.

You write, "I receive uncomfortable looks everywhere…"

Mr Boeken, Lukas is the only boy at a nurses' station.

The girls are curious. The situation is embarrassing for everyone.

But they know that Miss Leonhard, Lukas, is a girl.

- Can't they just accept her? - They don't know.

I'm not a girl. I'm an FTM.

"Female-to-male".

I wrote everything down for you.

- "Gender identity disorder". Yes. - Transsexuality.

Will you approve the request? Yes or no?

This is still about housing a female in men's housing.

The decision can't be taken lightly.

- My name's been changed. - It says here that you're female.

Because I still have ovaries? Yes.

- So, I'm only officially male if… - What does the operation cost?

- A lot, but state insurance covers it. - Really? State insurance covers that?

- Did you know that, Miss Kampmann? - Didn't you?

I mean, you can't even tell. Well done. Remarkable.

- Can I ask you a small question? - Will you approve the move? Yes or no?

Miss Kampmann, I'll take such an approval into consideration.

I'll check over everything again,

but now that I've seen Miss Leonhard, and she's made a good impression…

Come on, Lukas, we're leaving.

- Great. Thanks! - We have to get him out of power.

- What am I supposed to do know? - Fight.

Hey, what's it like in your dorm?

Great. The boys are really great! Really amazing.

Why are you in the girls' housing?

Hey, Marcus, what's up? Up for going out for a drink later?

Sure, absolutely! Great!

Do you want to come too?

Come with us. See you then!

- Give me the prosecco. - Just a second.

- Thanks. - Ine, want to go out tonight?

No.

Ine, please.

Do it for me. Please.

A little big, isn't it?

Can I go like this?

- My dearest! For you. - Thanks.

- He's annoying. Let's go soon, OK? - Yeah, let's.

- Thanks again for coming. - Sure.

To us.

Hey, guys.

- How are you? - Good, and you?

Hey, ladies, you all right?

Shit.

Look who's here. Is he wearing your jacket?

- I lent it to him. - To him? When was that?

- Hey, It's your turn. - Hold this. Hold this.

Shit! Fuck!

You're such a poof, man.

- You're playing like a fairy. - Fairy yourself. Look at you!

One to one.

- OK, let's go. - What?

What about a deciding game?

Go play it from over there.

What are you waiting for?

- I thought we were going. - Ine, just this game.

- Move over? - Come on, play!

Shit! We're losing you idiot!

Fuck you, man! Think I didn't see you?

If you flirt with my girl, you'll be on the floor.

- Understand? - I didn't do anything.

- You were staring, you dickhead! - You're the dickhead!

Calm down, Massimo. Calm down!

- He's coming on to my girlfriend! - No, he isn't.

- Do you know him? - No.

Fine. I want a big apology from you now.

- Go on. - Just leave it?

I apologise. Sorry, scusi, excuse me. Happy now?

You got lucky.

- Could you please move aside. - "Could you please move aside."

What a fairy, man.

- Hit it from the side. - Shut up.

Great!

It was just luck.

What now?

Are you coming?

- Where to? - To have a bit of fun.

- No, I can't. - Yes, you can.

Come on.

Come on!

- How's it going? - Good. You?

Isn't it great here. Absolutely amazing! Totally raging.

- What did you take? - He looks so good!

- Who? - Fabio, of course!

You look good too.

Look after yourself, OK? Let me tell you something.

He might fuck well, but there's nothing else.

Some guys are better left alone.

Where have you been?

- Fabio, I can't. - Sure, you can.

- Fabio, we're moving too fast. - Fast?

Last night was so cool.

Ine, guess where I went yesterday. Go on.

I went to Men Only.

Ine, isn't that amazing?

Know what?

"Please, please, don't leave me alone."

I didn't see you anywhere.

You're so into yourself.

You wouldn't have got in anyway. Girls aren't allowed in.

- You two look really rough. - So do you.

Do you know what they said? What they think of me?

You have a huge love bite.

- Who was it? - Only if you stop being cross.

- It doesn't bother him? - What bothers whom?

Nothing.

Guess what they think of me.

Guess what Sven and the others said to me.

- I don't know. Nice? - No.

- Interesting? - Good looking!

Ine, Sven thinks I'm good looking. They all do

- How do you guys know each other? - From school. Happy?

- Is he your ex? - No, my best girlfriend.

Are you gay?

When can I move to men's housing?

- Hello, first of all. - Have you apologised?

So I can get the approval?

No, and I'm not going to.

But there are loads of free rooms!

Lukas, I promised to take of it, but there are other important things.

- Like what? - Excuse me?

I hate having to give every tiny detail.

My name, my new passport, whether or not I get my testosterone.

I needed five signatures just to get out of fucking PE.

It's always the same questions.

And now when all I need is for you to brownnose a little, you won't.

- That's right. - Why not?

Miss Kampmann, please.

- I understand it's difficult for you. - I'm not a girl. I don't belong here.

I know, but you can't force things.

- Let's go swimming! - No, I don't have time.

Come on!

You guys all right?

- Fabio, your family's here. - What?

- Over there! Look! - Where?

- Over there, next to the tree. - Where?

He's a big man out here, but he'd get his arse kicked if Mama found out

how many strangers' arses he'd stuck his cock up.

You arse.

Do you think it's winter?

Shuck your clothes and get a tan. What's wrong?

- I have a sun allergy. - Sun allergy?

- So, you're handicapped. - No!

Stop it! Fabio!

- Who wants water? - Bitch!

Only eleven more weeks, then these things are off at last.

I am so happy.

- Afterward, just a small scar… - Have you lost your mind!

Lukas, come on in! Don't be that way.

- No, thanks. - Come on.

Fabio's always looking at us.

He's looking at me.

He looks so good.

Are you jealous?

It's so unfair.

What's going on between the two of you?

- Is he into you? - Yes.

I think so.

Look! Look, now!

Not so obvious. There. Did you see that?

- Have you told him? - Of course not.

He'll figure it out eventually anyway.

If you love boys anyway, then stay a girl. It would be easier.

Are you crazy?

Why put yourself through all of this?

The one thing has absolutely nothing to do with the other.

You're just jealous.

Just because you aren't the centre of attention and I am.

- Miri, I don't know who you are. - Listen to me.

Can you please just call me Lukas.

- Miri doesn't exist any more. - Too bad.

You can't stand me not following you. Miri was shit!

No, she wasn't!

Lukas! Come on!

Look. They all think I'm great.

They don't know who you are yet.

No! No!

No!

No! Go away.

You have such a rod up your arse!

Fabio, wait!

- Thanks for the lift. - No problem.

What's wrong with you, man?

Nothing.

Hey! My jacket!

- Minnie Mouse! - Happy birthday!

- Don't worry. He's always late. - Hi.

- Lukas! - Miriam! Finally!

- Happy birthday! - Thanks.

- Hi, Dad. - Happy birthday.

You're soaking wet. What happened?

- Lukas, where are you? - I'll be right back! Wait here for me.

Lukas! My mobile! My keys!

Don't take another step. I'll get all your things! Wait there.

- Leila, take that off now. Take it off - I don't want to.

- Where is all the stuff? - I hid it.

Lukas, I'm sick of this!

Let's play our little lying game. Do you remember how to play?

- So, am I your brother or your sister? - My brother.

- If someone asks my name, you say? - Lukas. He's dumb…

You're pissing me off, man.

- My brother's dumb! - That's true. Totally dumb.

- Here's your jacket! - The rest?

- I'm looking for it. - I hid it.

- Leila, where is everything? - I hid it.

- And who are you? - Minnie Mouse.

- Is that chewing gum? - Yes.

- OK. - Cool.

Give me your gum. I'll show you a trick. Spit it out.

- Cool. - There!

Here's everything. Come on, you have to go.

- Ciao, Minnie Mouse. - No!

Do some more magic! I don't want you to go!

- Shut up! - Stupid cow!

- Get out! - What's wrong with you?

- I hate you and your stupid secret! - Quiet!

- Lukas is a girl! Lukas is a girl! - Shut your mouth!

- Don't talk to her like that. - Miri's lying. She's a she, not a he!

Nobody's supposed to know that she takes medicine to become a boy!

That's why I have to lie and tell everyone she's my brother.

Are you crazy! Stop it!

Have you lost your mind, Miri?

Get lost!

Just the two of us.

What huge thighs I had back then.

Three…

Two…

One…

- Anything exciting happening? - Not really.

- Hi. - And you guys?

No, nothing special. We're doing something tonight.

Come with us, Lukas. Ine told me everything.

You and Fabio are over. What an arse. You should be happy. Really.

Shall we go? Are you coming, Lukas?

- No, I'm staying in. - It's good to distract yourself.

You can come with us.

OK, bye. Call me if you need anything.

Can I come in?

- Was my application refused? - Yes.

But…

Let's do this.

Nobody will check and the porters know.

Thanks.

But I'm warning you, it's not as nice over there as here.

- What's all this? - Applications.

Do you have good doctors?

I hope so.

- You know you can always come back. - No.

Never!

I have to go.

What do you think? Like this or like this?

Like that.

- Do you have a date? - It's Saturday night.

Let me make this clear. I don't like trannies, OK?

- I'm not a tranny. I just… - Yeah, right. Bullshit.

Let's clear some things up. First, don't touch me.

And second, who else knows?

- Ine? - Yes.

Who else? Sven? Sven's boyfriend?

- No, of course not. - Thank God. Let's keep it that way.

- No one needs to know you're a girl. - I'm not a girl.

I don't want anyone like Sven having a go at me.

Deal?

Hey, Lukas! You came.

- What did he want? - Nothing special.

- Having problems? Is it over? - It's not that bad.

- Typical Fabio. - Let's have a drink, Lukas.

The important thing is to tell everyone that you finished it.

Otherwise, your reputation is gone.

Find someone else. There are plenty of guys around.

- What are you having? - A beer.

- Beer? - Sure.

- Excuse me. - What do you think is under her dress?

- I'm not sure. - Think he'll really cut off his cock?

- Yes. - No. You can't cut your cock off.

First the cut off the balls and then they pull the glands down.

Is that something for you, Fabio? Make you a pussy? With a little clit?

- Each to their own. - I bet.

If they only knew who was standing next to me. Crazy.

Tell me…

Will you have a cock?

- Is that even possible? - Of course it's possible.

What do you have down there?

- Can you fall pregnant? - Why don't you look on the Internet?

- It's explained in full there. - Sorry. It's just so crazy!

What's so wrong with me that nothing ever works out?

Why can't things just work out for me, without all the shit,

the stress and all the psychos?

Why does everything always have to be so hard for me?

- What's wrong? - She doesn't know if she loves me.

Oh…

You don't have to think about it. You feel it!

- You've become so self-centred. - What?

You're not even listening to me, you arse!

If she says she doesn't know,

it's better than saying she doesn't love you at all.

- Where should we go tonight? - The Italian.

Hey, can you clean my place too?

- Need an apron? - Not today.

Ask him, if he wants some too.

You want a noodle?

- You all right? - Yes.

- What's that? What is it? - None of your business.

- What's wrong? Why are you running? - Why? Can't you keep up?

Of course, you retard.

- Are you taking tablets? - Give them here.

- Do they give you muscles? - Bigger than yours.

- Give them to me. - No. Are you crazy?

Come on!

Hey, all right?

No.

OK. You?

OK. See you soon.

My date. I have to go. Ciao!

I was looking for Ine, but I can't find her.

Something terrible has happened.

Guys are shits.

Twenty-four text messages.

I thought I'd just take a look, and there were 24 text messages.

It's strange, right? He said he needed a second mobile for work.

It's been going on for three weeks.

He says he loves me.

Guys are shits.

It's all behind me now.

- Being alone is much better. - Absolutely.

- No stress, no worries… - To being alone!

To being alone!

- Guys are shits. - Fabio's a shit.

- And your shitty boyfriend. - Shitty ex-boyfriend.

Fight, Sven, fight!

- With you! - With you!

You're a really sweet, Lukas.

- Sven, I can't. - Of course, you can. Why not?

I just can't.

- Come on. - Sven, I'm a trans.

- Trans? - Transsexual.

Transsexual?

- What? You want tits? - No, I want to get rid of them.

Whatever.

- I've never fucked a tranny. Come on! - Stop! Get off!

- I'll stick it in the front. - Stop! Stop!

Fuck off! Fuck off!

Get out now!

I said no!

Twat!

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

Are you messed up?

- No. You? - No. Why?

I have something for you.

It was your birthday, wasn't it?

OK, it's second hand, but I thought maybe you could use it.

- Totally weak. - Use that one.

- Still weak. - Do it to the side.

Is it for the shoulders?

What are you looking at? Triceps.

You should do it to.

Keep your shoulders straight and put your elbows a little higher.

- Like this? - Yes.

Come on. Do a couple more.

Come on.

That's good.

Not bad.

Aren't you guys sweet!

- Romeo and Juliet! - You're asking for a punch.

Oh my God!

Fabio, wait!

Shit. Fuck.

Shit.

- Are you OK? - Yes, everything's OK, Lukas.

- Let me see. - Leave me alone!

- What is it? - Miri, you make me sick as Lukas.

- It wasn't on purpose. - That's not what I meant. Got it?

You don't listen to or care about me. It's always trans, trans, trans!

- I'm sorry. I… - Friends take care of each other.

I have to wonder if we're still friends.

Damn.

Fabio, it's me.

- Fabio, I'm tired of… - Yes? Hello?

I'm sorry. I thought Fabio lived here.

- He does. Who are you? - I'm Lukas, a friend of Fabio's.

Come in. Please come in.

- I'll come back. - No. Fabio's home. Come in.

Fabio's never brought a friend home.

Just a second, please.

- Fabio, I… - Get out.

Fabio, I didn't know you lived at home.

I never want to see you again.

- I'm sick of you. - Me too.

- Well, that's perfect then. - Yes.

- I've deleted you. - I deleted you too.

- Good. - Yeah.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

- Can I have a drag? - Sure.

Thanks.

Who's there?

How are you?

You?

Ready for a rematch?

- Come on. - Ine, no.

We challenge you.

- You can't. - Yes, we can.

- No. - We can play together.

- We don't have any time. - Please, baby.

- You don't know how to play. - But I want to learn!

Please. I want to stay.

- This is Jacqueline. - Hi. I'm Ine and this is Lukas.

- We're going. - We'll come with you.

No, baby, please.

- What are the teams? - I have to play with one of the boys,

because I'm just learning, so it's hard for me.

OK, I understand.

- Just one game, though. - One game.

One game.

Shit.

Yes! Very good. That's the way it's done.

- You can pot another. - Exactly.

That's the way!

- I don't believe it! - Not bad.

Baby, this is for you, so you're not too sad that I'm so good.

- Damn. - See? You can't always win.

Shit.

Cute, isn't he?

It's still really new between Fabio and me.

What about you and Lukas? How long have you been together?

- We're not together. - Crazy. Is he your ex?

No. I'm a lesbian.

Girls, can you give the chat a rest? It's your turn.

- We won! - Rematch. Rematch.

- Baby, shouldn't we go soon? - Just one game. OK, baby?

- New teams. - Baby, one more.

- OK, new teams. Who's playing with me? - Me.