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Ain't no fun
if it can't kill you.
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(siren wails)
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-(barks)
-(motor revs)
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ANNOUNCER: Mayans.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.
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FX presents Mr. InBetween.
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(dog barking in distance)
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(children's playful shouts
in distance)
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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How's it look?
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Eh.
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Cameras everywhere.
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Yeah, right.
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Big gates.
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Not good.
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(groans)
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(exhales):
Oh...
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Ah, well, we've got plenty
of pistachios.
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-RAY: Connery. Yeah.
-GARY: Yeah. Totally.
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Second?
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Lazenby.
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-Lazenby?
-Yeah.
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Who the fuck's that?
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George Lazenby.
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No, never heard of him.
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After Connery.
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He did, um,
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Her Majesty's,
uh, Secret Service.
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-Mm-hmm?
-Only did one film.
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Never seen it.
I'll have to see it.
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Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, right.
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He's an Aussie.
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-An Aussie?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Bond?
-Aussie Bond, mate.
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-Fuck off.
-Yeah, serious.
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That's not right--
you can't have an Aussie Bond.
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No, he's Aussie.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, right.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Okay. So that's two.
-Yeah.
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What about number three?
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I don't mind the guy
playing him now.
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Mm-hmm.
What's his name?
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What's his fucking name?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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-He's number three, though.
-Yeah, he's three.
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Right-o. Number four?
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Four...
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I didn't like Moore.
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-Don't like the old Roger?
-No.
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-Nah?
-Nah, too snobby,
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-Really?
-polished, yeah.
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-Yeah?
-I didn't like him.
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I like the old Roger.
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-Yeah, no, I didn't like him.
-Okay.
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What about Brosnan?
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No.
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No, I put Brosnan last.
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-Don't like Brosnan?
-Last.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, all right.
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Yeah, no, I'd go:
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Connery, Lazenby,
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guy playing him now...
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-Mm-hmm.
-um, Dalton,
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Moore...
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-Brosnan.
-All right.
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I got: Connery...
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Moore, Brosnan,
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-guy playing him now...
-Mm-hmm.
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-Dalton.
-Don't like him.
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All right.
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Best Batman.
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Oh.
(scoffs)
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-Keaton.
-Keaton. Yeah.
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(whispers):
"I'm Batman."
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(engine starts)
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H... Here we are.
(grunts)
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(grunts softly)
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(engine starts)
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GARY (whispers):
Okay.
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Pull in there.
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(engine stops)
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GARY:
Which one's the prez?
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RAY:
Guy in the light-colored jacket.
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And the VP?
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That guy he's hugging now--
the bald head.
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GARY:
Yeah, right.
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(Gary groans)
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It's fucking Daniel Craig.
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RAY:
Ah. That's it.
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Ugh.
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(excited shouts)
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Put the thingy on! Put the...
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Aah!
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Aah!
(laughing)
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Go left!
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-(laughing)
-RAY: Yeah!
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BRITTANY:
Oh!
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ALLY: (chuckles)
All right, last one.
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You need to get this one.
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-Yeah?
-Last one.
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-All right.
-Ready?
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Start praying.
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He's good.
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What do you want?
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-Uh, that one, please.
-No worries.
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-There you go.
-(Ally chuckles)
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-Happy?
-Yeah.
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ALLY:
What are we doing
for Christmas?
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RAY:
What do you want to do?
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ALLY:
Well, my family
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are going to my folks
for lunch...
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-Yeah.
-and I was wondering
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if you and Bruce and Britt...
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wanted to come.
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Yeah, I'll ask Brucey.
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But Britt and I
will definitely come.
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Okay.
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-Girls, you want an ice cream?
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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-ALLY: Yes.
-RAY: Yeah, that's a surprise.
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-MAN: Let me get
a scoop of chocolate.
-SERVER: Right.
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MAN:
Two scoops. Why not? Fill it up.
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-WOMAN: Two?
-MAN: Yeah.
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SERVER:
And there you go.
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Thank you.
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-Uh, excuse me?
-Yeah?
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I asked for two scoops.
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Oh, yeah,
there's two scoops there.
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How come they're
the same size, then?
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-See?
-(Ray clears throat)
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Well, there's one scoop
in this cup, right?
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-Yeah.
-And two scoops in this cup?
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-Yeah.
-So how come they're
the same size, then?
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-Oh. No, sorry, I...
-There-There's as much
in this one as this one.
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Right, I pushed
the two scoops down more
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so that they'd both
fit into the cup.
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-Just don't worry about it.
-What? It's a fucking rip-off.
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I put the same-size scoops
in there.
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You put
the same-size scoops in there?
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-Yes.
-I don't fucking think so, mate.
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-Look.
-(Ray groans)
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Scoops. Same height.
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SERVER:
Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, um, like I was saying,
I pushed it down, so...
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Two scoops. Yeah, yeah.
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-One still should be bigger.
-Mm-hmm.
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If you're n...
if you're not happy...
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-Give me two scoops.
-Okay.
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Fucking wrong with this guy.
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-Deaf or something.
-I'm really sorry about that.
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There's another scoop.
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All right, that's better.
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You get what I mean, right,
about the scoops?
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Oh, yeah, totally.
It's completely fine.
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-Yeah, all good.
-Mm-hmm.
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All right, let's go.
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You got a problem, mate?
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Yeah, mate.
Would you like one, would you?
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Well, come on.
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-Let's go.
-ALLY: Ray.
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-MAN: Huh?
-ALLY: It's not worth it.
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-Well, come on.
-MAN: Eh...
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Yeah, that's
what I thought. Fag.
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Uh, what do you want, girls?
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-What flavor?
-Eh? What do you want?
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-Uh...
-I want salted caramel.
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-Salted caramel?
-Yeah.
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I want mint choc chip.
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-Mint choc-- that's my favorite.
-Yeah.
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-How many scoops you want?
-Have a good night.
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(slap in distance)
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(slap)
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(slap)
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Dad?
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-Oh. God. Oh! Sorry, it's...
-Don't hit Ally!
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No, darling, it's okay.
It's okay. It's, um...
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-We're okay. We're just...
-Why were you hitting her?
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-No, no, no, no. It's okay.
-I... I wasn't hitting.
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-No...
-I wasn't. I wasn't. No,
we're just mucking around, love.
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-ALLY: Um...
-Just-just... just mucking
around, just playful.
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-And it's all right.
-What were you doing?
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Um...
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We were having sex.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Um, has Mum had the birds and
the bees chat with you, love?
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-What?
-The sex talk.
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-Has Mum talked
to you about sex?
-No.
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Okay. Well, we...
We'll... we'll...
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We'll have a talk
about it, okay?
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Why don't you just go
to your room, and we'll...?
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I'll come in
in a minute, all right?
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Just give us a minute.
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-(laughing)
-Ah, man. Mm.
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Jesus Christ.
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Fucking heart attack.
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(laughs)
Oh...
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Okay. So...
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When a man and a woman
love each other,
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all right, they have sex.
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Okay?
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So, um...
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...when they have sex,
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the man puts his penis...
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-You know what a penis is?
-Dad.
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Okay.
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So, the man takes his penis,
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and he puts it
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inside the woman's vagina.
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What? Why?
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Well, 'cause that's how
you make a baby.
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So, do you know what, um...
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do you know what testicles are?
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-Balls?
-ALLY: Mm.
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Balls, yeah. Okay.
So, in the man's balls,
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there's things called sperm.
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-Okay?
-Okay.
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And they're kind of like,
um, like little fish.
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-Fish?
-Mm.
-ALLY: No.
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Nah, they're more like,
um, tadpoles.
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You've got tadpoles
in your balls?
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(grunts softly)
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They're kind of like tadpoles,
but they're smaller.
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-ALLY: Mm.
-Okay?
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So, anyway, when the man
and the woman have sex, right,
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the sperm--
the little tadpoles--
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swim out of the man's penis,
right,
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and go into the woman's vagina.
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And then they swim
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up into...
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the woman's... tummy.
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Mm. There's an egg.
Where there's an egg there.
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-An egg?
-Yeah. No, it's...
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it's not a... it's not
a hard egg. It's not like...
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Not like a chicken egg.
It's-it's a soft egg.
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And there's, like,
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millions of these sperm, okay?
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So, the sperm
that swims the fastest
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out of all those
millions, right,
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is the first one
that gets to the egg,
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and that's the one
that makes the baby.
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So, when you were a sperm,
you swam the fastest.
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So, if I was the fastest sperm,
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how come I'm not
a good swimmer now?
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Um...
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-Well...
-Wait. So, hang on.
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I came from your balls?
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Half of you came from my balls.
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Half-half of you came
from my balls,
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and the other half came
from your mum's tummy.
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-That's weird.
-Mm.
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So, are you gonna
make a sister for me?
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Uh, no,
we're not planning to. No.
255
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,757
Why are you doing sex, then?
256
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,596
(both chuckle softly)
257
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,433
Um... 'cause it feels nice.
258
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,069
Gross!
259
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,371
ALLY:
It's not that bad.
It's a bit gross.
260
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,424
(grunts)
261
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,002
(engine starts)
262
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,324
* Lights out... *
263
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,926
How you going, love?
264
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,794
G'day.
What can I do you for?
265
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,595
Just a couple of dimmies.
Thanks, love.
266
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,631
Okay.
267
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,335
So, how's your day going?
268
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,103
RAY:
It's all right.
How's yours?
269
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,805
Oh, you know.
Same old, same old.
270
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,141
-Yeah.
-Boring.
271
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,609
There you go.
That's $6.80, thanks.
272
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,145
Keep the change,
love, all right?
273
00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,913
Aw, thanks.
274
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,615
* Together we'll get through *
275
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,852
* I don't have the time... *
276
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,754
(loud, distant chatter)
277
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,658
* I promise, baby, you *
278
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,161
* Hold on to me tight *
279
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,629
* I'm hanging by your side... *
280
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,998
Here we go.
281
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,432
Hey, Steph. How are you, doll?
282
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,834
-G'day. Not bad. You?
-Good.
283
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,269
-Good.
-I'm doing good, love.
284
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,138
-You want a drink, mate?
-Yeah, a lemon i...
285
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,107
lemon iced tea, man.
286
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,141
Ray?
287
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,777
How are you, mate?
288
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,645
I don't believe it.
289
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,281
-Ray Shoesmith.
-Yeah.
290
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,682
How you been?
All right?
291
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,284
Jesus.
I'm real good, mate.
292
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,852
Geez, it's good to... Oh.
293
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,488
-Mate, it's good to see you.
-Yeah. Same, Vinnie.
294
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,023
-No, really. Seriously.
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
295
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,391
-Fucking good to see you.
-Yeah, same, mate. Yeah.
296
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,159
What the...? You-you live
around here, do you?
297
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,827
-Yeah, just about ten minutes
down the road.
-Nice, nice.
298
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,329
-You around here, too, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
299
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,531
-Hey, listen, uh, Pauly, mate.
-Yeah.
300
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,500
Yeah. I was real sorry
to hear about Pauly.
301
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,567
-Oh, yeah.
-I was real sorry to hear
302
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,802
-about that, mate.
-Yeah. Thanks, mate.
303
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,404
Now, I would've come
to the funeral, I was overseas.
304
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,306
-Yeah, no, it's all right.
-He was a good bloke, but...
305
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,008
-Thank you. Yeah. Great bloke.
-Yeah, sorry.
306
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,842
-Yeah. yeah.
-Yeah. Anyway,
so what you got there?
307
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,178
-What you...? Dimmies.
-Dimmies, mate.
308
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,579
-Yeah.
-Ah, can't go past
the dimmies, mate.
309
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,847
-Surely can't.
-Hey. Hey, listen.
310
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,316
Have you tried
the sausage rolls?
311
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,551
-Uh, no. No, I haven't.
-Oh, fuck. Hey, Steph.
312
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,154
Old mate here-- he's never tried
one of your sausage rolls.
313
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,555
-Coming right up, Vinnie.
-I'll pay for it. Yeah?
314
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,823
-Yeah.
-All right. I...
315
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,425
It might sound like
I'm carrying on,
316
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,027
but seriously, she makes them
fresh here every day.
317
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,528
They're the best sausage rolls
in the country, I swear to God.
318
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,330
-Oh, yeah?
-Put that down there...
319
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,332
-I'll give it a crack, mate.
I got to run.
-All right.
320
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,067
-Yeah, I'm late already.
Good to see you.
-Ah.
321
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,501
-Real good. Real good.
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
322
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,770
-You look good.
-You, too. You haven't aged.
323
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,772
-Yeah. Look after yourself.
-Well, yeah.
324
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,142
-It's real good
to see you, mate.
-Talk to you soon.
325
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,448
Now, some of those numbers
aren't gonna add up exactly,
326
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,849
-but I think...
-Some of 'em?
327
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,251
-You know what to do.
-Yeah.
328
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,685
-Some of 'em. Couple of 'em.
-Yeah.
329
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,054
Couple of 'em. Hi, mate.
330
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,855
-You all right?
-Yeah, good.
331
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,790
-You sticking around for a bit?
-Yeah.
332
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,792
I want to talk to you
about something, you know.
333
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,727
-All right.
-How you doing, man?
334
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,196
-Yeah.
-Ray.
335
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,698
-Nasir.
-We got to have a chat,
all right?
336
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,067
I'll catch you later.
337
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,468
-Is that the guy?
-No, mate. Come on.
338
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,869
-Is that the guy?
-Let's go.
339
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,404
Answer me!
340
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,708
I'm gonna teach you about loss.
341
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,776
Excuse me?
342
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,544
-Get to work, please now.
-I know your face now.
343
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,180
-Get to work, Ray!
-Gonna teach you about loss!
344
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,961
-(sighs)
-Davros' brother, was it?
345
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,263
Why the fuck would you
bring him in here?
346
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,965
Yeah, I know, I know.
347
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,235
Hey, listen, um,
that shit he said--
348
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,903
don't worry about that.
349
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,606
He's just...
he's just upset, you know?
350
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,012
Is he a crim?
351
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,014
No. No, he's an accountant.
352
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,782
He's been helping me
with the books.
353
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,961
(dance music playing)
354
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,635
-Yeah.
-I can't even remember
355
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,203
the last time I got laid.
356
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,039
How long's it been?
357
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,174
Oh, shit.
358
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,608
Year and a half, maybe.
359
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,943
Mm.
360
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,211
Well,
361
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,812
I could, uh,
362
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,848
organize something for you,
if you want.
363
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,850
I hate knock shops.
364
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,185
No, I'd just get one
of the girls from work
365
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,354
to come pay you a visit.
366
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,688
BRUCE:
Mm.
367
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,956
Maybe.
368
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,991
Mm.
369
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,364
Can I ask you something?
370
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,532
Yeah.
371
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:44,371
When I don't feel like doing
any of this anymore,
372
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,339
will you help me?
373
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,977
Help you with what?
374
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,646
You know...
375
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,249
call it quits.
376
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,020
Die?
377
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,456
Yeah.
378
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,166
Cross that bridge
when we come to it, mate, eh?
379
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,602
Yeah, okay.
380
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,074
RAY:
You know, Britt'd miss you.
381
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,844
Yeah, I know.
382
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,014
I'd probably miss you
for about five minutes.
383
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,849
(Bruce chuckles softly)
384
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,285
(birds calling)
385
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,722
You know, you guys
are the only reason
386
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,658
I've stuck around
as long as I have.
387
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,395
Mm.
388
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,065
(Bruce chuckles softly)
389
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,272
(knocking)
390
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,209
(water running)
391
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,478
(water stops)
392
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,990
Ray. How are you?
393
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,759
How come you didn't come
to the club?
394
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,327
Yeah, sorry.
395
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,963
Totally forgot.
My fault.
396
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,500
So, you gonna invite me in
or...?
397
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,802
Yeah, 'course.
Come in, come in.
398
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,274
So, what's been happening?
399
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,908
Oh, not much.
400
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,510
What's been happening with you?
401
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,845
Oh, mate, heaps, actually.
Yeah.
402
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,081
I, um, had an audition
for a pilot yesterday.
403
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,484
So, pretty stoked about that.
404
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,252
-Like a TV show?
-Yeah.
405
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,987
Oh.
406
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,657
Yeah. It's, uh...
407
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,826
You here for the dough?
408
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,595
No, just thought I'd come around
409
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,163
and see how your acting career
is going.
410
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,931
(laughs)
Yeah.
411
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,235
Uh, mate, I'm gonna have
to get that to you on Wednesday.
412
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,837
Said you'd have the money, man.
413
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,306
No, I know.
I know I did.
414
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,374
And I'm sorry,
but I'm definitely gonna have it
415
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,809
by Wednesday.
Definitely.
416
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,677
(continues playing ukulele)
417
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,147
I have to give you a touch-up.
418
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,851
What? But Wednesday's
two days away.
419
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,786
Yeah, I know when Wednesday is.
420
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,455
(playing ukulele)
421
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,789
Okay.
422
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,191
Um...
423
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,327
well, could it not be the face?
424
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,394
It's got to be the face.
425
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,729
Why?
426
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,064
It's got to be somewhere
where people can see it.
427
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,165
Why?
428
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,367
So, if Freddy sees you,
429
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,369
he knows I've done my job.
430
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,804
(playing ukulele)
431
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,373
Okay.
432
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,574
Cool?
433
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,209
-Yep.
-All right.
434
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,177
Cool. All right.
435
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,179
Don't-don't use my uke, please.
436
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,081
My nan gave me that.
437
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,151
(sighs)
438
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,653
Happy?
439
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,588
-Yeah.
-Cool.
440
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,857
-Don't flinch, all right?
-(door closes)
441
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,091
-(hammer cocks)
-Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
442
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,193
Mate, mate, it's just my mum.
It's just my mum, okay?
443
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,862
-Please. Pl...
-Why didn't you fucking
say something?
444
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,231
She's staying with me
for a couple days.
445
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,399
Please?
446
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,836
Hello.
447
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,204
How you doing?
448
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,606
Mum, this is Ray.
He's a mate of mine.
449
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,040
Hi. I'm Lorraine.
450
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,942
Nice to meet you.
451
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,944
Well, I'm gonna make a cuppa.
452
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,446
Would you boys like one?
453
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,048
Um...
454
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,284
Yeah.
455
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,952
Thanks, love.
456
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:20,953
(cupboard door creaks open)
457
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,555
(clinking)
458
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,990
Mm-mmm.
459
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,229
So, what do you do, Ray?
460
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,731
Security, mainly.
461
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,566
-Oh.
-Mm.
462
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,268
So, you're just here
for a couple of days,
463
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,903
-are you?
-Yes.
464
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,138
I'm actually living
in Broken Hill at the moment.
465
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,740
Been there a few years now.
466
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,808
Oh, okay. Yeah.
467
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,075
I went through there
a few years ago.
468
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,076
Nice, uh...
469
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,912
It's got a good feel to it.
470
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,547
Yeah, it's nice.
471
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,216
It's got a real community feel
about it, which I like.
472
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,951
Yeah, well, you don't get much
of that around here, do you?
473
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,219
No, you don't.
474
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,423
-Mm.
-I lived in St Kilda
for many years,
475
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,658
and there's very little
community spirit there,
476
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,493
-I can tell you.
-Mm.
477
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,662
Mm.
478
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,432
Mm. We better get going.
479
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,634
Oh, shit. Yeah.
480
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,837
Um, we got to pick up my sister
from work, so...
481
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,341
Actually, Mum,
482
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,243
um, me and Ray--
483
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,246
we've got to r-rehearse
for an audition I've got.
484
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,981
-Oh, another one?
-Yeah.
485
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,250
So... is that all right?
486
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,985
Yeah. That's fine.
487
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,420
I'll take my car.
488
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,022
-JASON: Great.
-Oh. I'll get that door
for you, love.
489
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,159
Nice to meet you.
490
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,260
Nice to meet you, Ray.
491
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,328
Okay.
492
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,631
Oh, and... break a leg.
493
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,900
I will. Thanks.
494
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,271
Just-just not the teeth.
495
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,306
Hey? I've just spent
eight grand on veneers.
496
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,709
-Anything else?
-(sighs) No, that's it.
497
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,945
Oh! Oh!
498
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,447
Oh... I've got it!
499
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,449
I've got it!
I've got the fucking money.
500
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,017
(whimpers):
I've got it.
501
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,285
Fuck!
502
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,920
(groans)
503
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,491
(groaning)
504
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,926
(panting, groaning)
505
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,971
Why didn't you just give me
the fucking money
506
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,373
when I asked for it?
507
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,244
I'm going to L.A.
for pilot season.
508
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,148
No, you're not.
509
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,249
No, no, no, no, no, no!
510
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,351
("Beautiful People"
by Australian Crawl playing)
511
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:44,597
* I said beautiful people *
512
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,667
* They've got a Robert Palmer
T-shirt in their travel bag *
513
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,736
* Beautiful people *
514
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:52,772
* They've got a price
upon their head *
515
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,842
* I said beautiful people *
516
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,911
* Have got some friends
who just flew in from L.A. *
517
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:02,014
* Beautiful people *
518
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,051
* They haven't really
much to say *
519
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:08,120
* I said, people,
they just want to take you *
520
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:11,190
* People, they just
want to make you *
521
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:15,127
* People, they just
want to break you down *
522
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:18,330
* They just want
to take you down. *
523
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,341
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524
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,313
I'm gonna have to get that
to you on Wednesday.
525
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:35,748
Said you'd have
the money, man.
526
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:38,250
No, I know I did.
I'm definitely gonna
have it by Wednesday.
527
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,285
Definitely.
528
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,755
I'm gonna have to
give you a touch-up.
529
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:45,124
What? Well, can it
not be the face?
530
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,893
-It's gotta be the face.
-Why?
531
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,828
It's gotta be somewhere
where people can see it.
532
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,397
-Now, don't flinch, yeah?
-WOMAN: Jason?
533
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,133
Whoa, whoa. Mate, mate.
It's just my mum.
534
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,202
-Hi. I'm Lorraine.
-Nice to meet ya.
535
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,945
-We have to talk, Angel.
-There's nothing to talk about.
536
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,017
-(gunshot)
-What we did was personal.
537
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,184
We broke the rules.
538
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,987
-(rock music) * Yeah *
-(gunfire)
539
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,288
(sirens wail)
540
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,291
ANNOUNCER: Mayans.
541
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:21,794
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.
542
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,500
-I'm cold.
-It's not cold. Just come to me.
543
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:30,002
-I'll keep you warm, I promise.
-Fine.
544
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,571
(woman giggling)
545
00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:33,773
(woman screams)
546
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,808
ANNOUNCER: AHS 1984.
547
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,244
All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.
548
00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,313
-(recorder playing theme song)
-(babbling)
549
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,348
Pink eye!
550
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,886
(grunting)
551
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,855
(babbling)
552
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,192
FRANK: Don't judge me!
This is art!
553
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,226
(recorder hits sour note)
554
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:59,298
(deep voices chanting)
I... know... more.
555
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,068
I think I'd make
a great drag queen.
Like, for real.
556
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:05,805
But the one time I tried it,
I looked so much like my mom,
it scared me.
557
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,473
And I was sexy as hell.
558
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,109
(deep voices chanting)
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