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ADAM:
Wow. Plunkendorf Construction
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is actually
open for business.
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Why do you sound surprised?
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Because you and follow-through
don't always happen.
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Well, guess what,
you and sex don't always happen.
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Mom, Dad, I'm right here.
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This office
really looks great.
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Where did you
get all this stuff?
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Basement, street corner,
your office at the bar.
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- What?
- If you haven't missed it by now,
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you're not gonna.
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My only question is
how will Captain Kirk
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command the Enterprise
without his chair?
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It's good I have the chair,
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'cause I won't be
sitting on you tonight.
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I think Plunkendorf Construction
needs an HR department.
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Seriously, though,
I'm super proud of you, babe.
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I am proud, too. I mean, this is
not some back-alley operation,
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despite the fact I found
this desk in a back alley.
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Don't ask what I found
on top of it,
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just know it's been
fully sanitized.
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Bonnie, get over here so Adam
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can take a picture of us
with our sign.
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[shutter clicks]
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Got it.
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Nope, I just took a picture
of myself.
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Does my hair always
look this crazy?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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[♪]
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*MOM*
Season 08 Episode 15
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Episode Title: "Vinyl Flooring
and a Cartoon Bear"
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Aired on:
April 22, 2021
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Nice website.
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You did this?
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I did, with an
assist from Felix.
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Felix from the
Tuesday night meeting?
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Felix the fifth-grader
who lives in our building.
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Plunkendorf Construction? Problem?
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No, that's just how
I say things when I like them.
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Hey, why is Jill's kitchen
on here? I didn't do that.
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You put up a shelf.
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It's not even in the picture.
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Sure it is.
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It's right there on the edge.
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Squint.
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Turn your head a
little to the left,
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then move in a
little closer.
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See? Right there.
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W-When did you take
this picture?
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I just bought
those flowers yesterday.
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Wait, whose deck is that?
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I don't know, but a client will
see it and want it to be theirs.
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There's a bunch of stuff
on here I didn't do.
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Yeah, that's why it says
"Photos of Work,"
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not "Photos of Our Work."
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And you could do
all these things, right?
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Well, of course.
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So I'm just showing off
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the future work of future you.
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But it's false advertising.
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All advertising's false.
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You think drinking beer
really gets guys laid?
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[chuckles]
It did when I drank it.
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Check out the reviews section.
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"'Tammy Diffendorf
transformed my outdoor space
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"and I couldn't love it more.'
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B. Scaggs." Who's that?
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Marjorie's cat.
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Tammy built their catio.
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What's a catio?
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It's an enclosed patio for cats,
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so they can go outside
without actually going outside.
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I don't know why
they can't just go outside,
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but I enjoyed the project.
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Once an indoor cat gets
a taste of the wild,
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then life in a nice
house with a woman
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who loves them is
no longer enough.
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Well, at least it's a job
I actually did.
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And I'm pretty sure Boz Scaggs
does feel that way.
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All right, here you go.
Five spoons.
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Oh, make it four.
I gave up sugar.
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Don't care.
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What brought this on?
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Well, I've just been
craving it all the time,
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and as a sober woman I don't
want to be beholden to anything.
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That's great, Jill.
That takes strength.
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Aw, thanks, Tammy,
you're the best.Oh.
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"'Tammy is the best.'
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Jill K."
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Arthur, I think you'll
find my partner Tammy
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has some very creative
ideas about turning
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this drafty old garage into a
palace for your mother-in-law.
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Look, all I know is I need her
out of our guest room
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before wrists are slit.
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[laughs]
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You're funny,
Arthur, I like you.
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I haven't laughed
since Lillian moved in.
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Look, I'd be fine
with just tossing a mattress
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and a bedpan out here,
but my husband's an only child,
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so this thing's
got to be perfect.
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Ugh, only children
are the worst.
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And I'm allowed to say that
'cause I am one and I have one.
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She sucks
and she got it from me.
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You guys have done
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a garage conversion
before, though, right?
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Well, not exactly. She means
not exactly like this.
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But we just finished
a big patio conversion.
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We love converting things.
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Well, I thought the pool house
on your website was fantastic.
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That was quite the job.
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Remember how hard it was
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finding hand-painted
Portuguese tile?
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Not as well as you do.
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Arthur, I'm gonna
be honest with you.
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Oh, good.
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We are booked solid.
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Oh, no.
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If we don't get this
on the schedule today,
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we may not get to you
till the end of the year.
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O-Okay, I'm in.
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Great, let's talk design.
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I'm guessing you don't want
a safety rail in the bathtub?
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Could you make it
extra slippery?
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[laughs]
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[both laugh]
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Look at us go.
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Plunkendorf Construction is
taking off like a rocket ship.
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- Pow!
- Hmm, I guess.
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You guess?
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We just got our first gig.
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Successful, photogenic women
in a male-dominated field?
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Oh, hold on. Hello? HGTV?
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Wow, we'd love to.
[clicks tongue]
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I guess I just wish
you hadn't exaggerated
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our experience so much.
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Hey, that's the business side.
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Stay in your lane.
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And actually stay in your lane,
you're veering a little bit.
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Why can't we be
completely honest?
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You got to give people
a reason to say yes.
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That's how I became
a building manager.
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I embellished
my credentials a skosh.
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You told them you were
an Air Force pilot.
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Yeah, and six years later,
I'm still the manager
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and I'm great at it.
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Well, I'm good at it.
Nobody's died.
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By my hand. [Chuckles]
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I mean, people die,
I can't change the laws of nature.
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Yet.
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The point isn't whether or not
I can do the job. I know I can.
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But in the program we talk
about being rigorously honest.
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Yeah, I hear that, but we also
talk about "acting as if."
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You know,
"fake it till you make it."
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I mean, they wouldn't
have that many clever phrases
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about something
if it was wrong.
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Yeah, but I just feel like
once we start lying,
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we're never gonna stop.
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Listen, the only way
to get experience
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is to have a real job.
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And the only way
to get a real job
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is to pretend
to have experience.
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It's the catch-22
around which the world spins.
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Yeah, I guess
that's kind of true.
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And we're not hurting anyone.
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Yeah. Considering who we
used to be, that's a big deal.
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[laughs]: Yeah.
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[exhales]
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Hey, did you ever
read that book?
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What book? Catch-22.
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That's a book?
Yeah, I read it.
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Well, I'm into week two
of my sugar detox,
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and my body hates me.
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I feel like a brittle old lady.
Sorry, Marjorie.
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Apology accepted.
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[sighs] I've just been
so irritable lately,
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and I keep telling myself
everything's gonna be okay.
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I mean, I have a roof
over my head,
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I have a tennis court,
I have a heated pool,
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- I have a home theater...
- Wrap it up,
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they're about
to turn on you.
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I'm just saying,
I have what I need.
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But right now
I'd punch a third-grader
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for a Fruit Roll-Up.
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That's it.
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Who else would like to share?
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- Tammy.
- Tammy, alcoholic.
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- ALL: Hi, Tammy.
- Things are going really well.
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Bonnie and I are starting
a new business,
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and we're already converting
a garage into a granny flat.
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Which is a good solution
when you're living
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with a difficult
elderly woman.
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Oh, sorry, Marjorie.
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Apology accepted.
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I'm just so grateful
to Bonnie.
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She showed me a whole
new way of working.
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That's what makes us such...
such great partners,
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because she does things
I couldn't or wouldn't do.
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[laughs]
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Anyway, uh...
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Things are going great.
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Really great.
Um...
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I wish I had more to say,
but, um, I don't.
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[laughs]
So, it's just great. Thanks.
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[applause]
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
Tammy already shared my share.
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Our business is thriving
and I am amazing. [Laughs]
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Just feels so good to have
finally found my calling.
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I was worried it wouldn't happen
before I kicked the bucket.
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Sorry, Marjorie.
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[chuckles]
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I'll share next.
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Do you have a rash?
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No, I'm great.
It looks like you have hives.
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Are you stressed out
about something?
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I'm great. Can't you tell
when someone's great?
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Hey, just checking in.
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How's it going?
You done yet?
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Kidding.
Not kidding.
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It's awesome.
I went six inches smaller
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on the bathroom to give
your mother-in-law
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a little more closet space.
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Oh, great, more room for the
witch to hang her broomstick.
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[chuckles] You mentioned
she's challenging.
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I was thinking
we should do a skylight.
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She can keep track
of her flying monkeys
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- without having to go outside.
- Ah.
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I've never done
a skylight before.
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What about the one
on your website?
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Oh, yeah.
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In the biz we call
those... roof peepers.Oh.
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Yeah, that's why I said
I'd never done one before.
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That's the only reason.
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So c-can you do that?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I've done one before,
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I can do it again.
[laughs]
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Also, I want her
to be cozy in here
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so she never comes
in the house.
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Is there any way
you could do a fireplace,
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like this river rock one
you did?
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Why are you so obsessed
with my website?
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Are you okay?
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Oh, look at me.
Do I look okay?!
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I'm scratching my back
like a cartoon bear!
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Ew, you have hives.
Are you allergic to something?
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Lies, Arthur.
I'm allergic to lies.
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Bonnie lied to you and
I didn't correct her,
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which is almost like lying.
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And just now I
totally lied to you.
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I've never done a river rock
fireplace or a skylight.
250
00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:07,803
By the way, no one
calls them roof peepers.
251
00:09:07,888 --> 00:09:09,610
That was a total lie, too.
252
00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:12,090
But here's the truth:
I'm very good at what I do,
253
00:09:12,174 --> 00:09:14,825
I just don't have as much
experience as we said.
254
00:09:15,743 --> 00:09:17,270
[laughs]
255
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,842
[whoops]
256
00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:20,273
God, I feel so much better.
257
00:09:20,357 --> 00:09:22,794
Honesty really is
the best policy.
258
00:09:24,782 --> 00:09:26,697
Right?
259
00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:29,396
No.
260
00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,544
I won't go higher than
$279 a square foot.
261
00:09:33,717 --> 00:09:35,287
Smart move, Bob.
262
00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:38,990
'Cause we're gonna be busy and
that means you're gonna be busy.
263
00:09:39,561 --> 00:09:41,989
Hey, I'm getting us
a great deal on vinyl flooring.
264
00:09:42,074 --> 00:09:44,514
I told Arthur the truth
and we got fired.
265
00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,357
Bob, I'm gonna call you back.
266
00:09:50,952 --> 00:09:53,433
This phone cord
just saved your life.
267
00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:00,873
I can't believe
you got us fired.
268
00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,631
Why the hell would
you tell the truth?
269
00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:05,170
I'm just not as comfortable
with lying as you are.
270
00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:07,145
Well, you're not gonna get any
better if you don't practice.
271
00:10:07,229 --> 00:10:10,334
Do you hear yourself?
What is happening?
272
00:10:10,419 --> 00:10:11,858
God, you're such
a goody two-shoes.
273
00:10:11,943 --> 00:10:13,936
You haven't changed
since we were in foster care.
274
00:10:14,021 --> 00:10:16,171
You haven't, either. You bullied
me into doing bad stuff then,
275
00:10:16,255 --> 00:10:17,382
and you're doing it
again now.
276
00:10:17,466 --> 00:10:19,311
I can't operate this way.
277
00:10:19,396 --> 00:10:22,052
I don't want to be
sleazy and scammy.
278
00:10:23,096 --> 00:10:24,405
Well, at least I'm not naive
279
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:27,083
and spineless and afraid
to stand up for myself.
280
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,920
I'm standing up
for myself right now.
281
00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,639
You know what? Maybe us working
together isn't such a good idea.
282
00:10:31,724 --> 00:10:33,038
That's the first honest thing
you've said
283
00:10:33,122 --> 00:10:34,476
since we started
this whole operation.
284
00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,865
Good.
Then I guess we're done.
285
00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:37,536
I guess we are!
286
00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:42,137
[grunts] Damn,
I put this up really good.
287
00:10:42,221 --> 00:10:44,241
Just imagine I took it off,
288
00:10:44,326 --> 00:10:46,154
threw it on the floor
and spit on it!
289
00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:53,569
Honey, we can set
up the cookie table
290
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,553
if being around the treats
is too hard for you.
291
00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:58,506
Oh, no. The bad part
of my sugar detox is over
292
00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,983
and the good part's kicked in.
293
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:02,358
My head's clear,
my skin's clear, my pee's clear.
294
00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:03,506
Everything's clear.
295
00:11:03,591 --> 00:11:06,084
That sounds fantastic.
At least, I think it does.
296
00:11:06,169 --> 00:11:08,553
Wendy, does the pee thing
sound okay to you?
297
00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:09,850
I'd have to see it.
298
00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,382
Well, I'm so proud of myself
299
00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:13,825
I am this close
to showing it to you.
300
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,386
Have you two talked yet?
301
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:25,030
No, and I don't intend to
until she admits she's wrong.
302
00:11:25,115 --> 00:11:26,869
So I guess this is
the rest of our lives.
303
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,325
I can't handle this rift
between Bonnie and Tammy.
304
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,763
What happens at the Bistro?
305
00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:32,962
What happens to our
happy little group?
306
00:11:33,046 --> 00:11:35,399
Oh, sweetie, they just
need time to calm down.
307
00:11:35,484 --> 00:11:37,660
It's gonna be fine.
308
00:11:39,009 --> 00:11:40,200
[clears throat]
309
00:11:54,169 --> 00:11:55,518
[shoe squeaks]
310
00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:23,177
This is why
I prefer cats.
311
00:12:25,981 --> 00:12:27,638
[sighs]
312
00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,628
[chuckles, mutters softly]
313
00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:32,233
You okay over there?
314
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,975
Ah, not really.
[chuckles]
315
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,576
But I don't want this
to be awkward.
316
00:12:35,661 --> 00:12:37,476
I know the person
I'm fighting with is your wife,
317
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,768
but don't worry,
that's out there, this is in here.
318
00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:40,958
I appreciate that,
319
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:42,570
because I really
don't want to be in the middle.
320
00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,250
Oh, I'm so glad we're on the
same page with our boundaries,
321
00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:45,671
'cause I wouldn't
want to do anything
322
00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:46,949
that makes you uncomfortable.
323
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,908
And I don't want to do anything
that makes you uncomfortable.
324
00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:50,552
You're the best.
[chuckles]
325
00:12:51,969 --> 00:12:54,177
Unlike your wife,
who's the worst.
326
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:56,935
Knew that wouldn't last.
327
00:12:57,020 --> 00:13:00,243
Okay, we can talk about it,
but let's set a timer.
328
00:13:01,224 --> 00:13:03,096
And... go.
329
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:04,271
Okay, here's my question:
330
00:13:04,355 --> 00:13:05,968
Why does she have
to be the way she is?
331
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,302
Hold on.
332
00:13:07,445 --> 00:13:09,568
Just adding more time.
333
00:13:09,653 --> 00:13:10,818
Look...
334
00:13:11,487 --> 00:13:14,359
I find that when
Bonnie does something that's...
335
00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:18,337
Wrong? Bad? Evil?
336
00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,521
Let-Let's say "iffy."
337
00:13:20,606 --> 00:13:23,826
Rather than focus on
what she did, I step back
338
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:26,380
and think about
what she was trying to do.
339
00:13:26,464 --> 00:13:27,943
And every time...
340
00:13:28,814 --> 00:13:30,646
Almost every time...
341
00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:34,833
her motives
are nothing but pure.
342
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:37,549
Almost nothing but pure.
343
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,052
She's-she's acting out of love.
344
00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:41,141
[blows raspberry]
345
00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:42,875
I-I know for sure
346
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,790
that she didn't want
to hurt your business.
347
00:13:44,874 --> 00:13:46,052
It meant everything to her.
348
00:13:46,136 --> 00:13:47,967
And because of how much
she loves you,
349
00:13:48,051 --> 00:13:50,365
and how much she wanted it
to succeed,
350
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,146
she didn't see the other stuff.
351
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,311
Yeah, but that's just
the thing, I can't lose sight
352
00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:57,568
of the other stuff,
not even for a minute.
353
00:13:57,653 --> 00:14:00,131
I mean, I've been to prison
and I'm constantly terrified
354
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:01,708
I'm gonna go back.
355
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:04,365
Like, any time I hear a siren,
I just assume it's for me.
356
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:06,107
Even if it's on TV
and it's British.
357
00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:08,589
You know...
[imitates British siren]
358
00:14:09,669 --> 00:14:11,857
Tammy, you've come
so far from that.
359
00:14:11,942 --> 00:14:14,536
Yeah, but I-I'm afraid
if I do one dishonest thing,
360
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,801
I'm gonna get sucked
right back into that life.
361
00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:18,282
Is that why you tell me
every single time
362
00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:19,411
you take an onion ring?
363
00:14:19,496 --> 00:14:20,956
Hey, it's a slippery slope,
my friend.
364
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,523
Today it's an onion ring,
tomorrow I'm knocking over
365
00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:24,304
a boat dealership.
366
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,284
It's hard, because
my relationship with Bonnie
367
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,010
is so complicated.
368
00:14:31,094 --> 00:14:32,557
In some ways
she's like a sister,
369
00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:34,209
in others she's like a parent.
370
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:39,916
You know, when my dad
killed my mom, my...
371
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,759
- [timer dings]
- Oh, well, back to work.
372
00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:42,807
Uh, y-y...
373
00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:44,370
Tammy, you can
finish your thought.
374
00:14:44,455 --> 00:14:45,487
Nope, a boundary's a boundary.
375
00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:47,346
I got to go change
the urinal cakes.
376
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,596
Well, Gus, I suppose
you're happy
377
00:14:52,681 --> 00:14:54,325
this business didn't work out.
378
00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:56,955
You've had your eye on
this room all along.
379
00:14:58,643 --> 00:15:01,689
Any reason you need 350 pens?
380
00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:03,752
Went a little crazy at Staples.
381
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:15,494
Chair, I'm gonna miss you
most of all.
382
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:18,810
Hey, there.
383
00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:21,596
Maybe if I spin the other way
she'll disappear.
384
00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:26,424
I just thought you might like
a sympathetic someone
385
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,935
to listen to your troubles.
386
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,892
I got to start
locking my front door.
387
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,144
You spent the entire meeting
looking out the window,
388
00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:35,234
and even for you,
it was immature.
389
00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:36,933
[snotty]:
Even for you, it was immature.
390
00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:42,165
Guess driving over here
was a waste of gas.
391
00:15:43,514 --> 00:15:44,648
I know you guys
think I'm bulletproof,
392
00:15:44,732 --> 00:15:46,607
but I'm not, I do have feelings,
393
00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:47,913
and Tammy hurt all of them.
394
00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:50,235
She called me a
scammer and a liar.
395
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,884
And maybe that's all I am.
396
00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:54,875
But now our business is done,
our friendship is done
397
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,414
and this conversation is done.
398
00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:57,895
I trust you can
see yourself out,
399
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,855
since you broke in
in the first place?
400
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:01,684
Good day.
401
00:16:01,871 --> 00:16:03,916
Damn it, this chair is too good.
402
00:16:06,204 --> 00:16:09,689
I think you lied
because, most of your life,
403
00:16:09,774 --> 00:16:12,475
that was necessary for survival.
404
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:16,500
That level of hustle
served you for a long time.
405
00:16:16,585 --> 00:16:18,883
As an abandoned child,
as a single mom,
406
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:20,799
but it's not
serving you anymore.
407
00:16:20,884 --> 00:16:22,366
It's actually getting
in your way.
408
00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:24,675
But it does serve me.
I got us a great job.
409
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,180
You know, we're not
up against sober,
410
00:16:26,264 --> 00:16:28,054
rigorously honest contractors.
411
00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:29,970
If we didn't play
as dirty as everyone else,
412
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,364
we'd never get anywhere.
413
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,151
Oh, that is a crock
of you-know-what.
414
00:16:35,348 --> 00:16:37,266
You didn't even try
415
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,311
to do it differently.
416
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,454
You went straight
to your old ways.
417
00:16:41,055 --> 00:16:43,969
Oh, Bonnie, you don't
need to trick anybody
418
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,058
into wanting to work with you.
419
00:16:46,142 --> 00:16:49,401
You're perfectly capable
of landing jobs with integrity,
420
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:52,934
because you are a smart,
talented badass who...
421
00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:56,717
and I'm not being sarcastic...
Is great with people.
422
00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:01,562
Okay, you can stay.
423
00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:04,962
[thudding]
424
00:17:06,308 --> 00:17:09,845
[grunts]
425
00:17:12,472 --> 00:17:13,563
[knocking on door]
426
00:17:13,647 --> 00:17:15,564
Who is it? It's Tammy.
427
00:17:15,649 --> 00:17:17,567
When did you start
locking your front door?
428
00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:19,958
Just something I'm trying.
429
00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:24,559
Can you open it?
430
00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:28,918
I'm not punishing you, but no.
431
00:17:30,795 --> 00:17:32,191
All right, well,
I guess I'll start.
432
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,894
I don't like fighting with you.
433
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:36,456
Nobody does.
I'm very good at it.
434
00:17:37,106 --> 00:17:38,675
[grunts]
435
00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:40,112
[panting]:
You know what?
436
00:17:40,196 --> 00:17:42,285
I don't like
fighting with you, either.
437
00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:45,204
Look...
438
00:17:45,288 --> 00:17:48,990
you're the best friend
I've ever had,
439
00:17:49,074 --> 00:17:51,253
and I put you in a position
where you had to lie,
440
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,125
and that wasn't fair.
441
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:57,337
Bottom line, our friendship
is worth more to me
442
00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,696
than anything, and I'm sorry
I jeopardized that.
443
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:02,525
I... I love you.
444
00:18:02,803 --> 00:18:04,330
[panting]
445
00:18:04,415 --> 00:18:06,417
I love you, too. Aah!
446
00:18:08,109 --> 00:18:09,331
Uh...
[laughs]
447
00:18:09,432 --> 00:18:10,726
I came in through
the back door.
448
00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:13,000
You know, most burglars
will think of that.
449
00:18:13,211 --> 00:18:15,148
Here, you grab the top,
I'll grab the wheels.
450
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:16,836
Great... [grunts]I got... [grunts]
451
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,496
Geez.
452
00:18:18,717 --> 00:18:20,025
Ah...
453
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,530
[sighs]
454
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,024
We do work well together.
455
00:18:23,108 --> 00:18:24,156
[laughs]
456
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,722
I...
457
00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,031
I'm sorry I screwed
everything up.
458
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:29,988
I'm willing to try again,
459
00:18:30,072 --> 00:18:31,685
but we have to have
some ground rules.
460
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,156
Sure.
461
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,984
Okay, rule number one:
Don't lie.
462
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:37,601
Number two...
463
00:18:37,943 --> 00:18:39,380
No, there's just the one.
464
00:18:40,229 --> 00:18:42,017
All right, here's mine.
465
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,953
Hug me.
466
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,764
[laughs softly]
467
00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:48,714
And never sit in my chair
again.
468
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:53,924
And being dishonest
was all me.
469
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,445
Keep going.
470
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:59,001
We did not start this business
11 years ago.
471
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:00,773
In fact, at that time,
Tammy was in prison
472
00:19:00,858 --> 00:19:02,462
and I was drunk somewhere in
South America.
473
00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:03,593
Too much.
Too much.
474
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:06,062
God, you really have me
dancing on a wire here.
475
00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:08,029
So, what do you think?
We good?
476
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,679
I don't know.
I mean, once trust is broken,
477
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:12,218
it's really hard
to get it back.
478
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:13,655
I'll throw in
a free skylight.
479
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,702
And I'll take your mother-in-law
to a two-hour lunch
480
00:19:15,786 --> 00:19:17,426
once a week
until this project's finished.
481
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:20,093
Four hours twice a week,
and you have a deal.Done.
482
00:19:20,178 --> 00:19:21,182
Wait, did you say prison?
483
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:22,547
No.
484
00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:32,939
Pass the ketchup,
partner. You got it, partner.
485
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,752
I told you
they'd work it out.
486
00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:36,578
How's your soup, Lillian?
487
00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:39,804
Carnegie Deli it's not.
488
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,756
I don't know, I like her.
489
00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:45,016
Anybody save room for dessert?
490
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,860
Mmm.
I'll take a hot fudge sundae.
491
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:48,462
You told me
if you tried to order sugar,
492
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:50,039
- I should say no.
- Oh, that's over.
493
00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:51,569
Okay, but I'm not
giving the $20 back.
494
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:52,657
Anybody else?
495
00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:54,624
- Spoons all around.
- Like hell.
496
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:56,280
Bring them their own.
497
00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:58,172
I thought you were
feeling great.
498
00:19:58,257 --> 00:20:01,047
Oh! Never better.
But an unfortunate side effect
499
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,086
is I've lost five pounds,
500
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:03,492
and it all came
from the balcony.
501
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,851
- So, welcome back, sugar.
- [chuckles]
502
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,485
Smart.
A solid rack
503
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:10,572
will get you married.
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Will you be my mom?
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