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[panting]
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[panting]
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♪
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[panting]
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[gunshot]
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[grunting]
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[gunshot]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[gun cocks]
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Whoa! Oh, no!
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Oh, whoa!
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Whoa!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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♪
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Wow.
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[laughs]
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Here's the next option.
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1943.
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This dress isfrom the '40s?
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-Yes.-Wow.
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Let's try it on.
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This one's nice.
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It feelsa little different.
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I might have to take upthe back or something.
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This is a veryspecial dress.
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1943, it was made to order
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for the famous opera singerMary Lou Freeman.
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Wow.
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Unfortunately, the nightbefore her wedding,
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she drowned inher bathtub,
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so it's never been worn.
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Are you serious?
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Brand new.
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It actually looks amazing.
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[screams]
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[laughs]
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Yeah! We did it!
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That is how it's done here.
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That was so good.You were so good.
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Really? While I'm tryingon wedding dresses?
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That was so good.
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That was ourbest prank ever.
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You were just a part ofthe best Branded prank ever.
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Everybody,if you like what you see,
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that's what thisblog is all about.
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Twice a week coming at you,fresh pranks.
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Let's tell everybodyhow good that was.
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Everyone at home,we love you!
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Allie, she loves you!
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You got Branded! Boom!
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♪
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[screams]
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All right, everybody,thanks for tuning in,
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I'm Christian Brand.
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Hey, it's Chris Brand.Hey, it's Chris Brand!
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Chris Brand.
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I am here today withChristian Brand,
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the mastermindYouTube sensation,
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with 10 millionYouTube subscribers.
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That's a pretty big deal.
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How does that even happen?
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[screams]
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Raises the blood pressure,makes you feel alive.
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Doesn't have to bethat hard, everyone.
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You just have toacknowledge what you love
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and what you want to be.
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Christian, how do youthink your channel
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differs from anyone else's?
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Oh, that's easy.
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Alison is the keyto my success
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and the channel's success.
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It really is up to her.
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Allie is the love of my life,
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and I have built mybusiness around my love.
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For generations,her family has had
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this connectionto the paranormal world.
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It goes back to her distant,distant relatives.
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They were actuallyfamous mediums
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in the early 1900sand helped other people.
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Look at this guy.That's me when I was a teenager.
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If I could go backand tell him one thing,
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I would say stop caringwhat people think,
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because that's the momenteverything changed for me.
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What's next for you guys?
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Oh, it's going to bean interesting year.
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We are really going to upthe game to a whole new level.
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With the technology today, youcan create real opportunities
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with the people you love,doing what you love.
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[Old man speaking indistinctly]
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This is a partnership,
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but you are both coming herefrom different perspectives.
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There will be ups and downsin making this pregnancy work.
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When a couple decides
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they're going to havefertility treatment,
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the key is to eliminateany unnecessary stress.
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[door closes]
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Wow! Doc, I got to tell you,that viewing selection
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is pretty limited.
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It's all cowgirls.
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Every different videois different cowgirls.
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Giddy up.
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This is all there is?
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Yeah.
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You didn't spill any?
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Spill any? No.I didn't spill any.
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Hm.
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[laughs]
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I'm just messing with you!
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[laughs]
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[all laugh]
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How much is thisgoing to cost?
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30,000, get fucked.
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Okay, 28,000.
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Not a big difference.
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I don't know whyyou're so upset.
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Did you notdo the research?
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I have not.
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Chris?
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Jessie! Whoa!Look at you! Holy shit!
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Look at your hair!It's so long!
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I almost didn'trecognize you!
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I know, man!You got a beard!
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This is my fiance, Alison.
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Oh, hi.Nice to meet you, Alison.
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What the hell are youdoing in an IVF clinic?
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Oh my god,you haven't met David.
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I have a fiance now.
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-What?-Congratulations.
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-Congrats, man.-Thank you.
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-We bought a church.-You bought a church?
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Yeah. It's a little rustic,but we fell in love with it.
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-Wow.-Yeah.
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We actually sold our studioand moved to the country.
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You live in a church?
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Yeah.
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Oh my god,you two should come up.
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[both]I mean...
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It sounds really nice. Yes.
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-Great! It's done.-We're in.
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Awesome. We're goingto have so much fun.
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Yeah!
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You all, just wantto say thank you.
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We just hit 10 millionsubscribers,
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so keep hitting that like,keep clicking subscribe,
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because we're going to keepcoming at you twice a week
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from the Christian Brand Show.
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-I'm Chris.-Chris.
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What?
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Let's you and Imake a deal.
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Oh, all right.
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That my body can't beunder any stress,
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not if we want thistreatment to work,
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so I need you and I
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to come to an understanding
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that you willno longer prank me.
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What?
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Treatment starts next week,and we can't really afford
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for it not to work,so you got to stop pranking me.
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How can we be done with pranks?
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You're the star ofour prank channel.
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It doesn't makeany fucking sense.
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What are you talking about?
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Here's a deal.
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I'll make you a deal.
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I'll stop pranking youwhen we start IVF.
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Deal.
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No.
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No, not when we start,Chris, now.
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I need you to promise now,
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no pranks this weekendat Jessie's.
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What?
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No more pranks. Ever.
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What do you guys think?Chris Brand here.
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Allie wants to quitpranking forever.
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Should I makeAllie a deal?
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What do you thinkI should do?
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Let me know!Send me your emails!
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Send me your comments!
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Subscribe and invite yourfriends and get their input
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and let me know if Ishould quit pranking
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and fuck this channeloff forever!
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Gondaprofian?Petroliolium?
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Ugh!
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All this medication,just for one little baby.
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Did you bring it all?
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Yeah, I brought it all.
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Why?
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[Allie] I don't know howto give a needle.
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Have you ever givensomeone a needle?
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I have not.
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Exactly.
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But, I'll stick it to you.
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Ew!
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I'll just grab your bellyand pierce the flesh.
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Gross!
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You're a ridiculous person.
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That's insulting.
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We should make this weekend alocation scout for the wedding.
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You meanuse Jessie's place?
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Yeah, if it's cute.
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It could be a cheapervenue option sure,
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and since you're refusingto let me produce
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the type of content that ourviewers are used to seeing
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every Tuesday and Thursday,we need to scale back.
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I'm not just talkingabout the wedding,
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but everything,because we don't want to end up
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fucking poor.
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Do you really want to bea 40-year-old prankster?
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Figure all of thisout right now, right?
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Let's just have onelast fun weekend.
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I want to drinka little wine.
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Let's make a fucking baby!
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You area ridiculous person.
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Wow.
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It's a fucking church.
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[sings Hallelujah Chorus]
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[David] Hello, hello.Welcome, you sexy people.
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[Allie]Oh, you must be David.
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[David] That's right.Welcome. Come on in.
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-It's freezing.-Thank you.
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-Welcome, guys.-Thank you.
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Oh man, wow.This is awesome.
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[David]Something else.
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Alison.
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Christian.
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-David.-That's right.
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-Are those for us?-Yes.
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All right.Thank you very much.
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They're real. Thanks.
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-You're welcome.-Okay, stop.
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Look at the both of you.
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Fucking hot shit.
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Real celebrities,in my church.
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Celebrity. God bless.
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Fucking gorgeous,in real life.
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So neat to see this.
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Real, you know.
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You're always this bigin a YouTube thing.
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Just kidding around.
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Fucking hot shit, man.I am fucking stoked.
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All right, I'm going tothrow these in some water.
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This should beinteresting.
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[David] Did you guyshear from Jessie?
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Nope.
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[David]Oh. Yeah, he's-
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Oh!
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[David] His flightwas delayed by an hour,
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but he'll be herein a bit hopefully.
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Did Jessie sculpt this?
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Yeah. Don't touch that!
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I'm just kidding.
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Actually, don't touch it.
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Don't touch anything!
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-Jesus!-What?
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-Don't fucking scare me!-Okay, sorry.
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Sorry.
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Jessie does scarymonster makeup?
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[David]Yeah, he's pretty good at it.
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That's so cool!
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[David]I'm kind of over it.
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You're a fucking dick.
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[loud clang]
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Sorry.
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I made cocktails!
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Fantastic.
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Yes!
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-There you go.-Thank you.
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They're super boozy.
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Cheers.
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How old is this place?
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It's old.
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Really fucking old.
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What's all this?
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Okay, hold on.
278
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,124
Everything around here,it's all Jessie's.
279
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:06,781
This is mine, becauseI am a metal detectorist,
280
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,523
and these are my treasures.
281
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,700
You're a what?
282
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,572
Like a dirt digger, likea professional treasure hunter.
283
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,358
Oh. You get paid for that?
284
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:22,275
Yeah. I get paid in treasure.
285
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,886
This is an American
286
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:28,150
1880 Indian head penny.
287
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,109
Somebody cameto this church,
288
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,286
dropped it,100 years go by,
289
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,244
it's been sittingthere in the dirt.
290
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,854
I find it.
291
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,770
That is my payment.
292
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,383
I don't like it.It's creepy.
293
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,646
It's not creepy.It's awesome.
294
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,909
Do you want to seesomething creepy though?
295
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,432
Yeah.
296
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,825
Come here.
297
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,220
Place is awesome.
298
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,010
What do you seeout there?
299
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,404
Trees, fire pit.
300
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,319
-It's a graveyard.-Get the fuck out of here.
301
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,581
[David]I'm serious.
302
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,931
Long time ago it wasa full graveyard.
303
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:13,326
Over time allthe tombstones fell apart,
304
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,589
so they had totake them all away,
305
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,852
but they left allthe bodies in the ground.
306
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,942
Are you serious?
307
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:27,078
Oh yeah! Look at this!
308
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,385
Queen size!
309
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,084
-Chris!-What?
310
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:36,610
This place,it's terrifying.
311
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,744
Come on, it's cute.
312
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:44,139
All right, I told you whatJessie did for a living.
313
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,575
You said he did makeup.
314
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,403
Exactly.
315
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:51,494
No, you made it sound likehe was doing high fashion.
316
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,148
No, that was yourinterpretation.
317
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,194
I said Jessie isa makeup artist.
318
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,673
That's exactly whatI said word for word,
319
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:57,805
"Jessie is a makeup artist."
320
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,548
Babe.
321
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,680
All right, I didn't knowhe was making monsters here.
322
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,116
I swear to god,I didn't know.
323
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,988
I promise,I didn't know.
324
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:15,866
Just don'tfucking prank me.
325
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,089
I won't.
326
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,352
Why is he so weird?
327
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,354
I think he'skind of funny.
328
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:29,315
[whistling]
329
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,969
[David]I can hear you.
330
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,497
I'm coming from the ventthrough the floor.
331
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:43,285
Warmer. Warmer.
332
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,940
Oh, look at that,now I can see you.
333
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,294
Just so you know,if you either want to cover up
334
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,341
the vent with the carpet or justtone it down a little bit,
335
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,343
and then you gotyour privacy.
336
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,780
Good tip.
337
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,782
I'll let you knowwhen dinner's ready,
338
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,871
through the floor!
339
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,874
Sounds good.
340
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,402
[David]Fuck, really?
341
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,145
Can they doanything about it?
342
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,626
What time? Fuck!
343
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,369
Just tell them that you'regoing to get fired or something.
344
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,199
Okay, that's real good.
345
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,942
Hi, guys. You clean upvery nice, don't you?
346
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:34,423
Go take a seat,pour some wine.
347
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,295
I'll bring dinnerover in a minute then.
348
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,861
Smells good.
349
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,127
What time we talking then?
350
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,869
You won't gethere until 9:00.
351
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,786
I know. Did you get the whiskey?
352
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,833
Okay. Fuck.
353
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,313
Bye.
354
00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:01,842
Okay, I got good newsand I got bad news.
355
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,365
What do you want first?
356
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,236
Bad news.
357
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,369
[David] Jessie missed hisconnecting flight.
358
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,198
He's not getting here until9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.
359
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,156
That's a bummer.
360
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,854
Yeah.
361
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,508
What's the good news?
362
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,074
Dinner's ready!
363
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,775
Mussels from Brussels.
364
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,698
What?
365
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,917
This one's allergic.
366
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:37,399
Allergic? To what?
367
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,183
Bivalves.
368
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,404
Bivalves?Those are mussels.
369
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:46,060
Yeah, mussels, scallops, clams,anything that can have it.
370
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:49,280
Oh. Gluten-free too?
371
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,069
Yeah, gluten-free,dairy-free,
372
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:57,550
don't eat pork,no beef really.
373
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,552
Pescatarian mainly.
374
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:03,382
[both laugh]
375
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,818
Same with you?
376
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,559
Mm-mm.
377
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,082
I love mussels.
378
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:09,213
I love them.
379
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,606
I never get to eat them.This is great.
380
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:11,912
Bring them over.
381
00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:13,957
She can have my share.That's great.
382
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,090
That's great. Yeah.
383
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,575
Do you not likepotatoes too?
384
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:26,013
Oh, I like potatoes whenthey're in French fries.
385
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,015
Okay, they're frites, so...
386
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:37,154
Mm mm mm, that's good!
387
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:39,330
I haven't hadmussels in forever.
388
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,855
I know. They're so good.
389
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,683
-They look good.-Tasty.
390
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,513
Whoa.
391
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:48,992
I like it.You like them?
392
00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,646
-Amazing. Delicious.-You like the sauce, eh?
393
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,169
So delicious, oh yeah.
394
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,562
How are your fries, babe?
395
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:54,824
Delicious.
396
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,478
With the mayonnaise,so good.
397
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,653
Yeah, they didn'treally turn out
398
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,655
as well asI wanted anyways.
399
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,484
-They're fantastic.-It's okay. You know what?
400
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:05,922
I'm fine. I'm fine.
401
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,228
You okay?
402
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:09,230
I'm fine.This is great.
403
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,927
To have you guyssitting here is weird
404
00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:13,495
because I'm a huge fanof your videos.
405
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,844
-Oh really?-Yeah.
406
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,194
I couldn't believethat Jessie
407
00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,761
actually went toschool with you.
408
00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:21,242
When he told me that,I was blown away,
409
00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,852
because I've seenevery one of them.
410
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:25,289
-Oh really?-Yeah.
411
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,771
It's really incrediblehow the channel took off.
412
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,991
There are millions ofpeople all over the world
413
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:34,516
that just love to seepeople terrorized.
414
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,301
You know we hit10 million subscribers.
415
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:41,349
-Woo!-Do you know why?
416
00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:44,787
Because people loveto watch other people
417
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,963
experience dread.
418
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,444
The environment's a mess,plastic everywhere,
419
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,185
Nazis coming out ofthe woodwork, school shootings.
420
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,013
It's a fucking mess.
421
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,449
That's why.
422
00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:58,409
People liketo be scared.
423
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,325
You're really amazing.
424
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,026
-Amazingly talented.-Thanks.
425
00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:09,856
Kind of like a scare wizard.
426
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,988
Scare wizard?
427
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,077
That's good.
428
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,557
I love that.
429
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,603
Yeah! That's awesome.
430
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,387
I'm going to use that.
431
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:25,262
Is it true that you actuallybelieve in ghosts for real?
432
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,657
I believe that there's-
433
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,267
100% true.
434
00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,619
Talking about? Tell him, hon.Tell him about your family.
435
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,143
Her grandfather was a,he's a water...
436
00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:38,711
-What is it?-Douser.
437
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,104
A water douser.You know what that means?
438
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,498
It means he took a stick
439
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,283
and God and foundwater under the ground.
440
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:48,242
He helped a lot of people.
441
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,113
Like a water detectorist.
442
00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:52,246
-Exactly.-No. Yes.
443
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:55,162
And she has five aunts.
444
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:59,035
They're all mediums,which means they think
445
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,603
they have this connectionto the other world.
446
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:02,735
Do you knowwhat that means?
447
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,606
Holy shit.
448
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,652
Can you read my mind?
449
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,131
Yeah, you'refucking crazy.
450
00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:09,698
That's not nice.
451
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,221
You're charming.
452
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,620
Anyway, without her,wouldn't be possible.
453
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,449
I owe it all to you.
454
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:25,235
Does the internet payreally well for that?
455
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:26,454
It's good.
456
00:26:26,497 --> 00:26:28,369
No.
457
00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:32,329
Not about the money.
458
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,768
All this stress, these pranksput so much stress on me.
459
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:38,161
No baby's going to wantto grow in my belly.
460
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,427
We got to stop.I'm out. I'm done.
461
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,647
That's it.
462
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,823
We're out of the game,on to bigger and better.
463
00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,349
Stop.
464
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:58,834
She's a little tipsy.
465
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,186
You know,
466
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,754
I just listenedto a whole podcast
467
00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:09,932
on how alcohol actuallylowers your inhibitions,
468
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:12,761
can make you hornyfor your partner,
469
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:15,242
make you want tofuck your partner.
470
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,116
That's the best wayto make a baby.
471
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,338
Okay, but just pullthe carpet over the vent.
472
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:30,561
All right.
473
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,433
There's two waysto skin a cat here.
474
00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:37,481
One, go to bed earlywith the vegan.
475
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:41,137
[Allie]Boo!
476
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:45,402
Okay, or you couldfucking tear it up.
477
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:47,927
Ding ding ding.
478
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,842
Plan B!
479
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,147
Woo!
480
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:58,415
You want to step to me?It's a travesty.
481
00:27:58,459 --> 00:27:59,982
Go get your leash,little bitch.
482
00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,636
Let me take you for awalk and pee,
483
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,073
because I'm busting this mic theway that I bust up your cock.
484
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,989
Stroke suck tick tock,it's fucking dick o'clock,
485
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:09,122
and now I'm all up in thisfucking weirdo's face,
486
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:10,471
but don't you worry, man,
487
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:12,473
sit back while Iterrorize your place!
488
00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,476
Oh!
489
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,739
Yeah!
490
00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:21,221
[all cheering and laughing]
491
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,703
Okay, I'm up next.
492
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,226
All right.
493
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:27,836
Woo!
494
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,099
[all laugh]
495
00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:36,018
♪
496
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:39,543
Oh!
497
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,722
Have you guys everdone mushrooms?
498
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,071
Mm-hmm.
499
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:47,116
This is a gluten-freetea beverage.
500
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,075
[all laugh]
501
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,772
It's like mushrooms.
502
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,949
There's saffron in itand then some other thing.
503
00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:57,300
It's less like,and more like.
504
00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,262
There's no bivalves,
505
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:03,916
so unless you'reallergic to hot water.
506
00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,702
Heat makes the pressure.
507
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,704
It's likea pressure cooker.
508
00:29:11,532 --> 00:29:13,099
I light this up.
509
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,971
The water's going to go...
510
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:18,147
Oh! Yeah!
511
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,063
It's hot!
512
00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:32,858
Bleh.
513
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,515
What the fuckwas that, dude?
514
00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:48,134
♪
515
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,558
Really?
516
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,480
I can see you.
517
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,053
-What?-Fuck!
518
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,271
Whoa. You okay?
519
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,712
What is it?
520
00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,627
I saw something.I thought it was you.
521
00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:32,891
I'm right here.
522
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,588
I know.
523
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:37,330
Whatever's in that shotwas super strong.
524
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:40,724
No, Chris,I'm seeing shit.
525
00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:43,075
I am fucked.
526
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,947
Yeah.
527
00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,122
I know.
528
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,645
-Whoa.-Yeah, things are moving.
529
00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:49,820
Chris, whoa.
530
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,561
Yeah. I know.
531
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:54,390
I'm tripping. I'm fucked up.
532
00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:55,609
Does your skin feel weird?
533
00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,132
Yeah.
534
00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:58,568
Like melty?
535
00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:00,135
Yeah.
536
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,447
What was inthat shot?
537
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,927
I came up hereto tell you something.
538
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,493
Something.
539
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,280
You're the best.
540
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:16,238
You are.
541
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,762
What you said in the car,you're right.
542
00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:20,721
You're right.
543
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,549
What'd I say in the car?
544
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,377
About beinga 40-year-old prankster.
545
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,726
Fuck that. I'm not-
546
00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:27,162
-Fuck that!-Yeah.
547
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:29,077
I'm going biggerand better.
548
00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:31,514
Yes.
549
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,300
I cannot stop thinking aboutwhat you said at dinner.
550
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,345
What'd I say at dinner?
551
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,392
What you said
552
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,350
about getting pregnant.
553
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:42,525
I want to get pregnant.
554
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:43,918
Me too.
555
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,267
-I want to be pregnant.-Yeah.
556
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:48,227
You're the most
557
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,229
beautiful thingI've ever seen.
558
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,060
You're absolutely the bestthing ever to happen to me.
559
00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,978
I'm so luckyto have you in my life.
560
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,677
Totally appreciate you.
561
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,211
What? What?
562
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:18,126
Where's David?
563
00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:20,215
He's passed outon the couch.
564
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,942
[coughs]
565
00:34:53,351 --> 00:34:54,875
[coughs]
566
00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,411
[screams]
567
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,892
Chris.
568
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,683
Chris.
569
00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,656
[roars]
570
00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,883
[yells]
571
00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:52,460
[yelling]
572
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,951
[yelling]
573
00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:32,674
[grunts]
574
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,092
Alison?
575
00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,137
[shivering]
576
00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:02,878
[grunts]
577
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,449
Fuck.
578
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,545
[grunts]
579
00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,329
Al!
580
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,855
David!
581
00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,338
Fuck.
582
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,733
Anybody!
583
00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:38,218
Alison!
584
00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:42,135
Heat.
585
00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:48,271
[grunts]
586
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,319
David!
587
00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,150
Alison!
588
00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:59,326
Al!
589
00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,893
Fuck are you guys?
590
00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:06,464
Hello!
591
00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:20,565
Fuck.
592
00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:27,659
Allie! Allie!
593
00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,399
What the fuck!
594
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,098
What are you doing?
595
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:34,317
Hey! Hey!
596
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:37,495
Allie! Allie!What are you doing?
597
00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:41,194
Hey. Hey.What the fuck?
598
00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:43,718
What are you doing, Allie?
599
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,960
Al. Alison.
600
00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:14,967
What happened to you?
601
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,715
Talk to me! What happened?Why were you outside?
602
00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:27,545
We've got to go.
603
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:35,944
Allie, fine.
604
00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:37,555
Just the fucking assholegave us some bad shit.
605
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,339
All right?
606
00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:40,819
You're going tobe all right?
607
00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:43,125
I'm going to findthat fucker.
608
00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,388
I'm going to getthe power on.
609
00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:48,174
You're okay.
610
00:42:58,314 --> 00:42:59,794
Okay. All right.
611
00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:00,839
I'll be backin two minutes.
612
00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:02,449
Okay?
613
00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:04,059
Okay?
614
00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,851
[humming]
615
00:43:16,289 --> 00:43:18,160
Oh yeah. Okay.
616
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:19,727
Fuck.
617
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:48,033
There's no powerin here, Al.
618
00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:50,339
Al?
619
00:44:50,383 --> 00:44:52,951
Alison! Al!
620
00:44:52,994 --> 00:44:55,693
Alison!
621
00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,522
Hey! What are you doing?
622
00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:04,266
How long havewe been here?
623
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,746
I don't know,10, 12 hours.
624
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,705
What? You okay?
625
00:45:07,748 --> 00:45:09,184
What?
626
00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:13,536
The flowers.
627
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:31,206
Oh, fuck.
628
00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,608
Where's my phone?It was in my pocket.
629
00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:43,218
Where's my phone at?
630
00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,959
Where is it?
631
00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:46,744
You got yours?
632
00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:47,832
No.
633
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:49,790
Where's my watch?Where's my watch?
634
00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:51,313
Who fucking caresabout your watch!
635
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,576
It's not here! Where's yourphone? What day is it?
636
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:55,013
Where's your phone?What day is it?
637
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:56,492
My phone's gone too!
638
00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:58,494
Let's see. Look in your purse.Look in your purse?
639
00:45:58,538 --> 00:45:59,452
-Yes!-Huh?
640
00:45:59,495 --> 00:46:01,106
Yes!
641
00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:02,672
I got to find outwhat day it is, Al.
642
00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:03,891
We need to getout of here, okay?
643
00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:05,719
Maybe it's downstairs.
644
00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:09,854
Where is it, Al?Do you see it?
645
00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:11,812
-I don't know!-Fuck.
646
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,771
I'm looking, okay!
647
00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,297
Fuck!
648
00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:22,692
[Allie]Let's just go!
649
00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:29,395
Fuck!
650
00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:32,006
Chris, let's just go!
651
00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:39,535
Chris, I just wantto get out of here!
652
00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:40,798
Give me a second,all right!
653
00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,277
Keep looking forthe phone, please!
654
00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:45,367
[Allie]I am! Where did you put it?
655
00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:47,326
If I knew where I put it,I wouldn't be asking you
656
00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:48,631
to look for it, would I?
657
00:46:53,027 --> 00:46:54,159
Chris!
658
00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,426
Ah!
659
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:02,471
Why are you fuckingaround with a radio?
660
00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:05,170
Huh? That's what I'm doing.
661
00:47:05,213 --> 00:47:06,911
[radio] We'll see temperatures quiet throughout the day
662
00:47:06,954 --> 00:47:08,826
before dropping again this evening.
663
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:11,132
That's your morning update for today, April 6th.
664
00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,840
Did he just sayit was the 6th?
665
00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:31,892
It means we've beenhere for four days.
666
00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:37,593
Oh, fuck!
667
00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:39,639
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
668
00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:43,251
It's all right.
669
00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:44,644
We've got toget out of here!
670
00:47:44,687 --> 00:47:45,775
We've got to get outof here!
671
00:47:45,819 --> 00:47:46,951
We find the phones, Al.
672
00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:48,474
Stay with me. Stay with me.
673
00:47:48,517 --> 00:47:50,737
Let's find the phone. Okay?
674
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,260
Do you have the keys?
675
00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:54,001
Yeah.
676
00:47:54,045 --> 00:47:56,699
Then can we please just getthe fuck out of here!
677
00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:15,196
Where's the car?
678
00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:19,113
If you have the keys,how can the fucking car be gone?
679
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:21,202
I don't know!
680
00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:23,422
Chris.We need to call the cops.
681
00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:25,424
With what?We don't have our phones.
682
00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:26,947
Even if I had them,I can't charge them!
683
00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,384
There's no power!
684
00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,954
What? What?
685
00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:35,782
My charger.
686
00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:41,788
Yeah!
687
00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:43,181
All right!We got power!
688
00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:45,357
Find the phones.Come on.
689
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,621
All right. Okay.Look upstairs.
690
00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,449
Our phones have to be here,so look everywhere.
691
00:48:50,492 --> 00:48:51,972
Everywhere!
692
00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:40,716
Dammit!
693
00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:43,458
[Allie]Chris!
694
00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:46,635
You find it?
695
00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:49,769
What the fuck is this?
696
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:54,861
[Chris]This isn't me.
697
00:49:56,732 --> 00:49:58,734
Don't mess with me.
698
00:49:58,778 --> 00:50:00,127
This is on.
699
00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:01,389
What?
700
00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:03,348
Motherfucker.
701
00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:04,479
David!
702
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,048
David! Where you at?
703
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,441
Huh?
704
00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:12,226
We figured you out, bitch!
705
00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:13,880
Where your cameras at?
706
00:50:13,923 --> 00:50:16,230
David!
707
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,887
I'm waiting righthere for you!
708
00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,671
Come get me!
709
00:50:24,978 --> 00:50:26,762
Trying to prank me, huh?
710
00:50:26,806 --> 00:50:29,156
What's yourmaster plan now?
711
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,202
You got camerasin here, huh?
712
00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:33,334
Come on, get me!
713
00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:37,773
David!Where you at?
714
00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:49,611
[radio static]
715
00:50:56,444 --> 00:51:00,535
[radio static]
716
00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:03,234
[grunting through the radio]
717
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,380
[screams]
718
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:26,779
[screams]
719
00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:31,740
Al! Al! Al! Al!
720
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,395
What?
721
00:51:34,439 --> 00:51:36,093
Get me the fuckout of here!
722
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,325
The fucking car,you piece of shit!
723
00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:52,979
Believe this shit.You all right?
724
00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:55,460
Fuck! Goddammit.
725
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:58,550
[muttering]
726
00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,161
What?
727
00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:03,120
Do you have the medicine?
728
00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:06,384
Ah!
729
00:52:08,081 --> 00:52:09,865
Goddammit!
730
00:52:16,089 --> 00:52:17,656
Fuck you!
731
00:52:29,885 --> 00:52:31,060
We're going back.
732
00:52:31,104 --> 00:52:32,410
-No.-Yes, we are.
733
00:52:32,453 --> 00:52:33,933
-We're going back. Come on.-I can't go back.
734
00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:35,326
Let's go.Yes, we can.
735
00:52:35,369 --> 00:52:36,544
-Come on.-I can't.
736
00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:39,895
Come on. Come on.Come on. Come on.
737
00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:41,636
You can do this.Come on.
738
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,247
Yes, you can.Yes, you can.
739
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,162
-Come on!-I can't! I can't!
740
00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,917
I'm not going tolet them hurt you, okay?
741
00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:03,702
You didn't see it.
742
00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:06,531
I saw it. I saw it.
743
00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:08,141
You're not goingto go in the house.
744
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,664
You're going towait outside.
745
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,318
I'm going to go in, and you'regoing to wait outside.
746
00:53:11,362 --> 00:53:12,798
All right?
747
00:53:12,841 --> 00:53:14,582
I'm going to get ourmedicine back, okay?
748
00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:16,236
For us.
749
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,672
I'm going to do that.
750
00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:19,413
I have to do that.
751
00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:23,722
Okay.
752
00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:25,680
I love you.
753
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,128
I'll be right back.
754
00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:23,521
All right?
755
00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:24,870
Okay.
756
00:56:22,944 --> 00:56:25,033
[screams]
757
00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:31,953
[screams]
758
00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,131
Al!
759
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:41,093
[screams]
760
00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:49,754
[screams]
761
00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:54,149
Allie!
762
00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:57,239
Allie!
763
00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:59,372
[screams]
764
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,765
Allie!
765
00:57:03,637 --> 00:57:04,682
Allie!
766
00:57:06,553 --> 00:57:08,076
Allie!
767
00:57:44,548 --> 00:57:46,114
Allie.
768
00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:09,573
Allie. Allie.
769
00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,575
Hey. What happened?Are you okay?
770
00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:13,272
What happened?Are you all right?
771
00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:15,535
What happened?Hey. Oh, fuck.
772
00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:17,624
What happened to you?
773
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:18,930
Look.
774
00:58:20,758 --> 00:58:22,499
How is there power here?
775
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,370
What is this?
776
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,198
A fucking generator.
777
00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:30,507
Who is this?
778
00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:32,204
[Allie]It's us.
779
00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:33,640
What do you mean it's us?
780
00:58:33,684 --> 00:58:34,859
He's taping us?
781
00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,425
Everything.
782
00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:37,688
What you mean everything?
783
00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:39,559
He taped everything.
784
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:42,519
[Chris]Oh, fuck. Are you shitting me?
785
00:58:43,955 --> 00:58:45,565
You fuck!
786
00:58:45,609 --> 00:58:47,393
Fuck.
787
00:58:49,787 --> 00:58:51,745
What is this?
788
00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,007
Sinners Red Room.
789
00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:57,838
"Expect fun games,mingle and torture as promised.
790
00:58:57,882 --> 00:59:01,102
Take part in this oncein a lifetime opportunity."
791
00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:03,757
Spectator, one Bitcoin,Commander 10 Bitcoins.
792
00:59:03,801 --> 00:59:05,629
Fuck.
793
00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:09,154
This is Tor.
794
00:59:09,197 --> 00:59:10,938
This is the Dark Web.
795
00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:19,599
"A weekend with David."
796
00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:32,699
Are you kidding me?
797
00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:34,309
How many camerasyou got here.
798
00:59:34,353 --> 00:59:36,529
You fucker.
799
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,052
Oh, fuck.
800
00:59:39,706 --> 00:59:41,186
You motherfucker.
801
00:59:41,229 --> 00:59:42,753
Fuck.
802
00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:49,977
Who the fuck are you?
803
01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:09,518
Fuck you!
804
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,612
No.
805
01:00:26,492 --> 01:00:28,494
Don't look at this.Don't look at this.
806
01:00:28,537 --> 01:00:30,017
Don't look at this.
807
01:00:34,239 --> 01:00:35,675
Motherfucker.
808
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,851
Season Three?
809
01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:39,461
Oh my god.
810
01:00:39,505 --> 01:00:41,202
Fuck.
811
01:00:57,305 --> 01:00:58,742
Blah blah blah.
812
01:02:05,112 --> 01:02:06,897
David?
813
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,248
David.
814
01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:11,858
Chris!
815
01:02:16,254 --> 01:02:17,951
Holy shit!
816
01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,257
I think he's still alive!
817
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,432
Fuck!
818
01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,087
Jessie? Jessie?
819
01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:24,305
Fuck!
820
01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:28,005
Oh, fuck, man.
821
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:30,964
Oh, shit.
822
01:02:37,971 --> 01:02:39,538
Sit up.
823
01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:40,800
Can you sit up?
824
01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:42,628
Can yousit up?
825
01:02:42,671 --> 01:02:43,803
Get this off of him.
826
01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,022
Get thisoff of him.
827
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:48,547
All right. Okay.
828
01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:50,331
Here we go.Here we go.
829
01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,338
Oh, fuck.
830
01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:11,265
Oh, no.
831
01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:23,800
What the fuck?
832
01:03:25,976 --> 01:03:28,108
Just go down.Just go down.
833
01:03:33,418 --> 01:03:38,162
You're not supposedto be down here, yet.
834
01:03:39,990 --> 01:03:42,470
Where do you thinkyou're going?
835
01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:44,777
We're not donefilming with you.
836
01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:54,265
Wait a minute.Are you scared?
837
01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,182
Scaredy pants.
838
01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:02,229
You look really cutewhen you're scared.
839
01:04:03,796 --> 01:04:06,233
Please don't shoot,don't shoot, don't shoot.
840
01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:10,107
Oh, no. Oh, no.
841
01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:11,760
Oh, no.
842
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:18,071
"Don't kill me."
843
01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:24,251
Don't you know thatcreating a life
844
01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:27,994
is a privilegegranted by God?
845
01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:03,116
Jeepers creepers,
846
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,858
where did you getthose peepers?
847
01:05:10,558 --> 01:05:12,517
Okay.
848
01:05:15,694 --> 01:05:17,130
What have we got here?
849
01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:31,623
Oh, that's gross.
850
01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:36,671
Ew!
851
01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:40,327
These people are sick.
852
01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:48,770
Stand up!Stand up!
853
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,079
Do it, just do it.
854
01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,865
Okay. All right.
855
01:06:11,228 --> 01:06:13,317
Get readyfor your close up!
856
01:06:21,499 --> 01:06:26,808
♪
857
01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,462
Now you're going todance for me, okay?
858
01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,639
Oh come on, dance.
859
01:06:31,683 --> 01:06:34,033
Come on.
860
01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:36,688
Don't be shy.
861
01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:39,908
You'll be great.
862
01:06:39,952 --> 01:06:42,694
There's a lotof people watching.
863
01:06:44,913 --> 01:06:47,046
Oh come on. Dance.
864
01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:49,962
It's just you.Dance. Come on.
865
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,573
Shake those lady hips.
866
01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:54,706
Come on. Dance.
867
01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:57,448
[sobs]
868
01:06:59,711 --> 01:07:01,234
[sobs]
869
01:07:02,366 --> 01:07:03,845
Let go of...
870
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,196
Fucker!
871
01:07:10,765 --> 01:07:12,245
[sobs]
872
01:07:12,289 --> 01:07:14,552
You are amazing.
873
01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:22,299
♪
874
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,431
It's okay, Allie.It's okay.
875
01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:26,303
Wow. That's some talent.
876
01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:34,789
♪
877
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:39,838
[grunting and sobbing]
878
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:43,407
Look at her.She's a star.
879
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:45,583
We're making her famous.
880
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:48,803
♪ Now she's gone, like the turtle dove ♪
881
01:07:48,847 --> 01:07:53,286
♪ In the pines, in the pines, in the pines ♪
882
01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:58,291
♪ And I say grace that lies on the hill ♪
883
01:07:58,335 --> 01:08:03,514
♪ I know she's cold and fast
884
01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:05,690
Wow!
885
01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:08,997
You are so interesting.
886
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:11,261
Looks like wefound our new lead,
887
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:13,785
so that's a wrap on Jessie.
888
01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:18,658
[laughs]
889
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:24,839
[screams]
890
01:08:34,066 --> 01:08:37,112
[screams]
891
01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:46,296
[screams]
892
01:08:46,339 --> 01:08:47,426
Shit!
893
01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:49,863
Fuck you!
894
01:08:49,907 --> 01:08:53,825
[screams]
895
01:09:28,599 --> 01:09:31,558
♪ I ever loved
896
01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:35,606
♪ Was taken away from me ♪
897
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:01,806
[gunshot]
898
01:11:04,782 --> 01:11:07,437
[sobs]
899
01:13:43,984 --> 01:13:46,596
[engine revs]
900
01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:55,431
[grunting]
901
01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:05,266
[grunting]
902
01:14:05,309 --> 01:14:06,529
Okay!
903
01:14:08,356 --> 01:14:10,837
Okay! Let go!
904
01:14:20,804 --> 01:14:23,675
[sobbing]
905
01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:29,029
[gags]
906
01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:30,161
Fucking bitch!
907
01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:36,036
[sobbing]
908
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,778
Fuck! Ow!
909
01:14:38,822 --> 01:14:39,823
Fuck!
910
01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:41,607
Ow!
911
01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:46,656
Okay!
912
01:14:46,699 --> 01:14:48,657
Oh, fuck!
913
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:51,791
I'm gonna get you!
914
01:15:01,844 --> 01:15:03,499
[gags]
915
01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:07,023
Okay.
916
01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:15,075
Okay. Okay. Okay.
917
01:15:15,119 --> 01:15:19,993
One, two, three.
918
01:15:22,039 --> 01:15:24,650
Ah!
919
01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:34,704
[screams]
920
01:15:34,746 --> 01:15:36,053
Ah, fuck!
921
01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:38,055
Oh!
922
01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:39,709
Okay.
923
01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:41,275
Fuck.
924
01:15:42,799 --> 01:15:43,930
Okay.
925
01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:46,411
I'm going tofucking get you!
926
01:15:55,942 --> 01:15:57,639
[gunshot]
927
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:04,516
[laughs]
928
01:16:04,559 --> 01:16:06,605
[cheers]
929
01:16:06,648 --> 01:16:08,520
Look at you now!
930
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,956
[laughs]
931
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,392
Boom!
932
01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:13,351
Looks like the episode'sgoing to end pretty good!
933
01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:16,267
I'm going to go get you,you fucking bitch!
934
01:16:16,309 --> 01:16:20,097
Fuck! Ow!Fucking shit!
935
01:16:20,139 --> 01:16:23,317
Oh my god! Oh my god!
936
01:16:25,102 --> 01:16:27,495
Okay. Okay.
937
01:16:30,107 --> 01:16:32,326
[grunting]
938
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:42,598
Okay. Okay.
939
01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:53,260
[grunting]
940
01:16:53,304 --> 01:16:55,480
Okay. Oh.
941
01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:13,759
Okay.
942
01:17:29,469 --> 01:17:31,472
Okay.
943
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:34,737
I'm glad you all tuned in.
944
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,262
Everybody lovesa nice twisty ending.
945
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:41,134
We'll see wherethis goes, okay?
946
01:17:41,178 --> 01:17:43,920
Finally,
947
01:17:43,963 --> 01:17:46,879
we got a finalseason finale!
948
01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,576
She tried to get away.
949
01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:51,231
Fucking fuck!
950
01:17:51,275 --> 01:17:53,059
Ah! Fuck!
951
01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:57,629
[screaming]
952
01:18:00,414 --> 01:18:02,808
[screaming]
953
01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:08,901
[screaming]
954
01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:25,962
[screaming]
955
01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:34,884
[screaming]
956
01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:39,889
[screaming]
957
01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:42,021
[grunting]
958
01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:03,173
[screaming]
959
01:19:38,773 --> 01:19:41,514
-We bought a church.-You bought a church?
960
01:19:41,559 --> 01:19:43,169
Yeah. We came acrossthis church that was converted
961
01:19:43,213 --> 01:19:45,476
into a bed and breakfastin the '70s,
962
01:19:45,519 --> 01:19:48,827
and it's a little rustic butwe fell in love with it,
963
01:19:48,871 --> 01:19:50,829
so we bought it.
964
01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:52,788
Yeah, we actually sold ourstudio and moved to the country.
965
01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:57,139
Wow. You live in a church?
966
01:19:57,183 --> 01:19:59,795
Oh my god.You two should come up.
967
01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:01,797
[Chris]I love going to church.
968
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,581
[Jesse] David and I havebeen dying to host.
969
01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,583
You'll get to meet him.
970
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,507
It sounds really nice.
971
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,726
-Yes.-Great!
972
01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:21,120
Done. Awesome.
973
01:20:21,164 --> 01:20:22,905
We're going to haveso much fun.
974
01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,341
Yeah!
975
01:20:24,384 --> 01:20:29,128
♪
976
01:20:35,612 --> 01:20:40,531
♪
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