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And another round starts again on

Monday 20 May 2019 the last day of the bull

the twins are coming and they will take

us by the hand and leave us by the sea

summer 2019 is almost upon us

where will you go on holiday this year?

If you haven't decided yet, start thinking

about it because we're there, we're almost there

I love summer

the travel season even if I

travel every day with my mind

last week i was in lisbon then i went

up to madrid, paris berlin brussels.

Then i took a plane to new

york and now i'm back in rome

there is no more intense lasting journey than

what we do with the mind every time we stop and

we jump on the track of our imagination

are the trips we make every

day low cost and ticketless trips

we know the departure time

but we ignore the arrival time

trips that can last

a moment a day

one week one month

a month

music

Music

why is the shutter lowered?

But how do you do it?

I get depressed in the morning if I don't see the sun

but you don't like my boobs?

Of course I like them

why don't you look at them

They are wonderful

I'm going to get dressed

Clara what's up? What's up?

Today is the twentieth

ah yes the rent

How do you have to come?

But what are you coming to do? I am there in 3 weeks

but that it is fair to spend all this money

Valerio!

Valerio hurry up it's late

Valerio Come on!!!

A second

Valerio Come on, it's late

Valerio The plane leaves me

Fuck Hurry!!!

Valerio

Valeriolo, I want coffee too

where are you going today

in verona there is a meeting

there is a meeting

you're always traveling eh yes

Oh yeah

let's say I travel for you too

how many are 7 8 thousand years that you do not leave home

is that I love you too much

Auguroni combà you remembered

did you remember

of course

you did not have to

long live the subjunctive

since you break all the dick

with this thing that no one uses the subjunctive anymore as

soon as I saw it I said this I have to give it to valerio

do you like it then?

It's nice thanks

hold your coffee

Valerio you can make coffee a little stronger

here is the rent

thanks

when I leave

best wishes

at least today is your

birthday go out for a ride

out there are people things

hello compà hello omar

hello omar

ready valerio excuse me

excuse me

where are you?

I'm down, I came to see my

grandmother tonight I'm leaving for Milan

tell me what is it, what happened?

I'm sick but!

What do you have?

I can not breathe

don't start over please

it's true, but I can't walk and move in the

morning I also struggle to get out of bed

because I have nothing to do, my love

but because he doesn't understand that I'm sick, mom

I bet you're on the couch now? you are touching your

heart every two minutes to check if it is still beating

because she's afraid she might stop at any moment right?

Right but, if you want mo I'll put on a pair of sneakers

I leave the house I start running all over Rome so

I have a nice heart attack you like it like that

heart attack Valerio but how many times

do I have to tell you, your cure is strong

healthy, very healthy resistant

forte

unstoppable only that

you have a bit fascist heart

all here do not make

a tragedy of it ever

listen, on Friday I'm going to my aunt in Paris for a couple of weeks

why don't you come with me, come on a little france, it's good for you

you are really unconscious, but

you always have to belittle everything

to already

I forgot that we are aerophobic

we take a mom train the breathing difficulty

and the sense of fatigue recurrence

are clear symptoms of cardiac dysfunction

and you know that

dysfunction can also die

valerio hear your mom

tonight go get camilla

go eat a pizza go

dance, go to the cinema

take it wherever you like but don't

stay at home depressing on the sofa

mom didn't tell you that camilla broke up

this is the reason for the heart

dysfunction you broke up with

she left you right

it's not that she left me it

was a decision we made

in common agreement

you want me to talk

to camilla, I'll call her

what are you talking about but! what are you talking about!

Hear let me close that you just make me nervous hello

is sick

valerio

valerio

Did I bring you the rent money?

Thanks How are you?

How are you?

How am i

i feel bad i can't breathe

come on valerio maybe it's the change of season happens to me too

maybe it happens to me too

with the heart you do not

mess with valerio come here

do you know what i do?

Call my mom

who goes to the rosary church every evening

and I tell her to say a prayer for you too

for your heart

come on, it's quiet it's nothing

combà I knew a girl

who had the heart abnormality

she was fine

she actually she was obsessed with swimming

but like she swam an hour and a half a day. ué

we then when she was fucking

when he fucked

she beat me, she moved me

moved me

she threw me out of bed

it was one thing.

Incredible

but sorry because you say it was

she is dead no, I haven't

seen her for a while

how long?

And what will she be? a year, perhaps

how long have you not heard it?

One year I told you no, you told

me you haven't seen her for a year

no that you haven't heard it for a year, it's different

fuck combo but you're picky

oh well it's a year

this is a year that does not

make itself heard lower your voice

messages nothing really

nothing no, but why i told her not

be heard more. if

not I swear to you.

Listen, try. try to

call her is still alive

are you crazy?

Is she still living? call her, see?

You're crazy? no I have been hearing

it for a year that I tell him? I call her

Hello, how are you Helen?

No no, I called you because I wanted to know if you still alive

Is this Elena called?

Give me the number I'll call her. let me see

but what are you saying? are you crazy

but say she is dead. but you who

are chasing you and changing you

if she is dead she can

die too I love I sno pornta

Yes we go

we go there to eat a carbonara

from otello why don't you come too?

Carbonara from otello?

I have chicken breasts in the fridge if I

don't eat them, they must be thrown away

serious are you serious?

Chicken breasts on Sunday?

Combà you are so bad

with oil and lemon they are good, don't worry

let's go, hello Valerio

say hello to Otello

long last

finally they are gone

I just can not stand it

the deficient

I make myself a nice pork rib you want it?

No, I have chicken breasts in the fridge

co am fact of the heart I must also be careful with cholesterol

oh well if you discard the fat part

oh well I discard the fat part by myself

finish this piece

finish it you don't

want it anymore

are you sure?

Vale I'm smoking

oh well if not, throw it away, it's a sin

of course I don't know

how do you and omar are very strange

do you ever talk to me when

you talk to each other is to fuck you

and then

and then always stay at...

do you mind your own cock?

It is not to judge

I just don't understand how you

sleep with someone you can't stand

in the last period you told me to send him out of the house at least 10 times

no?

What have you done?

Did I do it?

You ate the fat as well

you see that it hurts you it

makes your cholesterol go up

smile my daughter

Valerio

Valè

Valè

Look, I didn't withdraw the rent money,

I'll bring it to you tonight or tomorrow

ok?

Good day where are you going?

Where are you going?

In palermo, I'll be back tonight

aren't you afraid?

And what are you sorry for?

If the plane crashes you have no

escape, that is, you will die for sure

when i'm afraid you know what i do?

I think benedetta parini my high school partner died

5 years ago at the supermarket while she was shopping

she fell to the ground dead

and she wasn't afraid of falling

Valè fear does not save your life

you have it or you don't have it is the same

if you have to

fall down you fall

I'm going bye bye

Hello Hello

Hello

ready

love. best wishes.

Thanks thanks but

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you

happy birthday Is it my best wishes

to you how are you celebrating today?

I do na cane but!

Thing?

And yes, I was undecided between

a reed of weed and a strip of cocaine

only then I thought the cocaine streak might

be harmful to the heart because I have never tried

it, I don't know how the heart could react then

I told ivano to bring some grass

how dumb you are! You never change

I have to let you know that ivano has arrived

Valerio wait, wait why doesn't he come to see me?

We haven't seen each other for almost a year

is that I am involved with work, you leave on

Friday and on Sunday evening you are already in Rome

give me 2 weeks that I finish 2 pieces and I

go up why don't you register your pieces here?

Oh well hello but

Valerio

Valerio

Valerio

Valerio

camilla

I tried to call you to congratulate you,

Valerio but always keep the phone off

is unloading the phone

and charging it no!

I lost the charger

happy birthday thanks

thanks

You remembered

Of course I remembered

Here

what is a birthday

present? what do you think?

And I see it

the bow is there too, can

you make me a coffee?

Yes of course I'll make you

coffee right away, let's see

actually no, valerio maybe I'll

make the coffee you go get dressed

to dress

finished

do i read it?

No how not

No Valerio I told you no

how to meet a friend

indeed no, not a friend

a friend of a friend an acquaintance

I meet him after years you talk a bit then you think but because we have lost touch

and then it happens that he starts telling you about his life

and you realize that your friend's

friend actually you didn't know him at all

Here you hear

in this latest novel Yarj Bondi

talks about a life probably his own

incredibly dramatic about him and tells it to us with obscene sincerity

a life seen as a jealous female who only

smiles at you when she is saying another woman

death is

Valerio!!!

What's up? And I'm leaving!

Are you leaving? And where do you go?

Maybe it's better that we don't see each other for a while

Don't look for me

I'll call you ok?…

Hello

Valerio in seven months you haven't called me even once...

And how? You told me not to call you.

Valerio but these are things that are said to each

other, that is, you could send me a message to know

how I was... but nothing you disappeared!

You are disappeared…

that is, if you had told me:

“Valerio, I'm leaving. That's enough!

But call when you want

every now and then

I would have called you

Valerio but you really do?

But… you said not to call yourself

Valerio, but I didn't have to tell you

you had to feel it

That is, you did not even think of picking up the phone in the hand

of di… to call me, to know how I was, if I was alive, if I was

in Rome, if I was dead, killed, engaged, pregnant... nothing!

You said not to call yourself, Camì...

The truth is you never looked for me because you never loved me!

Because if you had loved me a little...

I do not say that you would have placed your tent under my house to wait for

me to go out in the morning and come back in the evening to talk a little

but at least one phone call, Valerio...

one to tell me...

"I miss you…"

Huh?

One, Valerio, one phone

call in seven months!

A fucking phone call, Valerio, in seven months!!! A!!!

Yes and then if I called you you would tell me

"Valerio I told you that you really don't have to call me"

Enough, I'm leaving!

Enough, I'm leaving!

Where are you going?

See you huh...

I mean no, I don't think we'll see each other again...

Aspè Camì the gift… how is it… The present…

But Fuck you, Valè!

Ivano has arrived

Happy birthday my friend!

It's not that it hurts me...

come on Valè... smoke this joint...

come on Ivà... smoke it yourself...

come on, me!

Turn on this barrel...

are you sure, Ivano?

Is good is good

Who gave it to you?

Even if I tell you who gave it to me, you don't know him...

oh well to know

Tony Tank gave it to me...

Tony tank?

And who the fuck is Tony tank?

One

Où if you see him he is thin, thin...

thin thin, with his face all hollowed out

they call it the Tank par excellence

what do you mean?

Because he's thin, isn't he?

So by antithesis, ignorant!!

Antonomasia

antonomasia is when

one is good at doing something

I do not know

he is good at writing and they call

him Dante to play football Maradona

to paint... Caravaggio

okay, come on...

let me take a shot as well

Où but why don't we organize a nice little party for your birthday tonight?

Come on I'll cook the pizzas!

I can not hear you…

Tonight why don't we have a party for your birthday, I make pizzas!!!

Come on... I don't work tonight...

Did you take a day off for my birthday?

It's Monday, the pizzeria is closed.

Is the pizzeria closed par excellence on Mondays?

But how stupid you are!!!

By definition

Mr. Valerio!!!!

Mr. Valerio!!!!

Mr. Valerio

Mr. Valerio!!!!

Oh... Mr. Valerio

Let's pull it up Mr. Valerio

Mr. Valerio

Valerio

Valerio are you there? Reply

ou Valè

you are there?

Look at me look at me

Eighty one hundred

twenty seventy-six beats

pressure is fine

look it must have been a slight

collapse a little stress, maybe

are you working hard in this period?

Does the night sleep?

I say at least five six hours a night can you sleep?

Yes... even seven, let's say eight

Sleeping eight hours a night is just

fine I could sleep eight hours a night look

Listen doctor...

isn't this problem due to my dextrocardia?

But no, no... it has nothing to do with it, don't worry

What kind of work does she do?

I am... literary critic...

Ah nice

I wanted to study literature you know

then my parents insisted on making me a doctor

they said that with the degree in

literature I would have done the hunger mah

Well he earns more than a man of letters

Eh... but I don't have a beautiful house like hers

there is also billiards

that was my father's

it's a mess to move it

Ah, then

she is rich in family

Wealthy, let's say

Blessed are you

Anyway if you do some tests

two blood tests an electrocardiogram,

just to be more relaxed

And you don't smoke marijuana if it can't handle it

when we entered, there was a smell of grass

Yes I know

we made ourselves a little little joint

And it will be for this doctor ', and not holding the smoke collapsed

Do you smoke regularly, do you?

Brands shut up please?

No... and that...

yes today is my birthday

and my friend Ivano brought a smoke

What the fuck are you saying, Valè?

Valè? are you kidding, huh?!?!

And not semo cops know? Stay calm

A few canes we do too

Rengoni

Doctor, out of work

And oh well... so, that's okay

Listen, Mr. Pavazzini, what should I tell you?

Rest for a few days then if you want

to do some tests when you feel better

they wouldn't hurt them eh

however rest assured I think

it was simply a slight collapse

due to the intake of cannabinoids

But was the grass at least good?

EH!

Tony Carro Armato brought it to us

No but imagine... "the uncles"

on the contrary yes, yes, thanks

for the thought yes yes then we feel

come on I'll call you... bye bye... yes... bye bye...

Excuse me that the aunt when she starts talking... is worse than mom

How are you Enrichè, all right?

And how should I be?

Normal clear variable

Oh yes, it's true, you are always

a little bit serene, always variable!

Oh well, can I make you a coffee? what

No, no maybe I smoke a cigarette... can I?

No, no… it is better not to… with the fact of the heart… passive smoking hurts me

Ah yes yes, that's right, sorry

Oh well did you bring... the money?

Oh yes yes, indeed sorry for the delay, huh?

Who did the bank robbery?

Yes maybe…

Oh Valè, I can't do

it more I can't do it

And that one over there is draining my bill

And the child has to go to the dentist

and we have to enroll him in the pool that now has a rocky start

and then basketball and clothes

And the guitar course ou

And where should I find all this money?

Love love, huh?

You marry, then have children

and the problems begin

who made you do it?

With the salary you took alone you could have lived very

well that it has to do with... but I love the child

What does the child have to do with it?!?

But you got yourself in a lot of trouble, now

Oh well Eh I know, I know, I know

I don't laugh anymore, I don't eat anymore I'm always nervous

because I don't know where the fuck I have to go to find this money

And then that bitch

That bitch was for her, not

even the child showed me

That only thinks of money!

Only the money wants!

And now you know what he did?

She went to her parents in Milan

that you say you want to be

an artist but all artists know

Eh! And I Giacomino can see him less and less!

And I also have to take on the travel expenses... do you understand?

But where do I find this money?

Come on…

this month we're doing five hundred…

don't worry thanks, you're a friend

Let's do the next one

Really?

Thanks! I really don't know how to thank you

Enrì

let's do 500 until September then oh well from

October you go back to giving seven hundred, okay?

Oh well, from October I start giving you 700 .. That maybe in the meantime I find another job

Also because the house where you are

if I put it to rent like the ones I have in Tiburtina

I'll make two thousand euros with the students, huh?

I know that that is a beautiful area

Eh!

Stand in the center there... university area

Oh sure it's full of students all smiling,

happy what the fuck are you laughing at?

No you, the students

that is the period when you are convinced that

you can fuck your life

and instead then the

life that you bugger you!

To you just great it went there

To the great!!!

Understood how I feel, Vittò!

Like a man by the sea

It is spring we

are in April, May

will be 24, 25 degrees

it's hot

the water is still cold

and it is precisely this water

that stops me

Got it, Vittò?!!?

Are you listening to me, Vittò?

Yes I understand, he loved but I don't

know what to say... I'm not a psychologist

do you want me to give you a blowjob?

I'm talking about serious things... she thinks about the blowjob...

as if all the problems in the world can be solved with a blowjob

A blowjob won't solve the problems, but it does make men feel good

all men like blowjobs

Not to you?

You're strange!

Isn't it that you really need a psychologist?

He loved, come on...

I'll do a ballet for you

A ballet, Vittò?!!?

Well oh well he loved... come on...

I'm going because I have another appointment but the fifty

euros but I'll take them anyway because I did the ballet

fifty euros for a ballet?!?!

To listen to you, I lost another customer

I don't know

I'll see you next week

However

if you don't want to fuck you notify me and I

won't come then if you want me to come anyway

I come... you pay me

and I listen to you...

but I'm not telling you anything, because I'm not a psychologist

but I listen to you, ok?

Alright!

Hello love

bye Bye

bye Bye

I guess I'm in love

Yet?

A beautiful cashier

is called Nadia

The name is bad though huh?

Oh well definitely not transcendental

Sorry, what are you meaning for

It's not a beautiful name

Oh well a name of shit

Okay shit

still beautiful... blonde, blue eyes as I like it

Then she is nice, huh?

Very nice, she did not pull

it at all we were a lot of time

Listen, but where did you put the... licorice...

Then when I was leaving I turned

to her and said... sorry Nadia?

My name is Ivano

Yes... because I can know your

name because you wrote it on the tag

but you can't know my name because I haven't written it anywhere

T-shirts with names should be made

Yeah… like

I do not know

Ivano

Nadia

…no?

And also with surnames

Yes, especially in a city like Rome where I don't

know... you stay on the bus and see someone you like

but you don't know her name you don't know how to contact her

On the other hand, if she wears a shirt with

her name and surname like... I don't know ..

Elisa Bianco…, right?

What do you do? You write your name, then you go home...

you see, you look for her on facebook... and you contact her

What if Elisa Bianco is not on facebook?

Oh well and not all are like you, Valè... I mean...

now 90 percent of the population is facebook

Oh well, pretend this Elisa Bianco is not on facebook… she's like me

Okay then let's pretend that this Elisa Bianco

like you is not on facebook but maybe fate

lets you meet her again on the subway a year later

You see her read the name

on the shirt… Elisa Bianco

And you remember she was the girl you had a year earlier in 67

This has never happened to you

fall in love with someone on the bus like that?

No mo '

before, when you went out you

never happened to see one on the bus e

to fall in love... to get stuck, then look for... think about it

Ivà, I took the scuterone...

I didn't take the bus

By the way... pay for the insurance that is expiring

And do I have to pay it?

And who is using the scuterone, me?

I understand... but at least we do halfway, right?

Yes, you pay the insurance

you pay the insurance

Okay... so, I'll pay it... but I only use the scuterone and as long

as the insurance is covered with my money, only me use the scuterone

Still then, I don't know, it occurs to you to go out, right? from

home... because sooner or later you will have to leave this house, right?

Do you feel we have to eat this today?

Why did you take all this flour?

What do you say I make a nice carbonara?

By the way

here is the rest...

Carbonara with flour

No flour for tonight because I have to make

pizzas since I invited a few friends, a few people

is it your birthday today? and we want to have a little party yes or no?

Ive told you I don't want to celebrate my birthday

You! But I do

And whose birthday is it? Your?

Fusilli or bucatini?

Madò Ivanooo

Of course it's weird isn't it?

Tavo thinking you now live in a place X

that is, stay in Rome but you could

live in any other city in the world

What do I know... New York, Milan, Beijing, Taranto...

with the fact that you are always inside

the house the city does not exist out there

you cancel

to put it philosophically, it is as if you lived in a non-place

Yes, however, Iva ', I don't want to celebrate my birthday

How you don't want to

But if I have already bought all the ingredients to make the pizzas and then I have

already warned all my friends and those who know them... they also gave you the gift

How many people have you invited, Ivà?

Nooo… I haven't invited many people… and who I invited

Gloria, Miranda, Alberto, Gianni, Valentina... Saretta... Lucio...

Who is Gloria, Gianni, Saretta, Lucio, who do I know?

Valè don't worry they are my friends... positive people

Positive, oh well!

I already don't want to celebrate my birthday

then if I really have to celebrate it... I celebrate it with my friends

That is .. not with Gloria, Gianni, Mario, Franco. I mean who am I?

Vabbuò Vale ', look, if you want you can also invite

some friends of yours that pizza is for everyone!

Thanks! Grant me this thing here

God forbid, your birthday is yours, huh?

Où but what time are they?

Oh shit, ten past two!!!

I have to escape I have to escape that at half

past three I have to stay in the faculty...

he has the exam

the exam

Ready

Oh yes, hello Marta

I'm Valerio, Pavazzini

Hey hi Valerio how are you?

How are you?

Well... what a pleasure, how long? And how are you?

Eh... how am I,

normal life as usual

listen... today is my birthday...

but come on... best wishes

We are organizing a party at my house me and a friend of mine

We make pizzas

If you want to come... I'm glad...

come on... yes yes... I'm happy to come tonight… I'm so free.

And… at seven hundred I just can't give it to you

Listen, I earn 1200 euros a month, huh?

How can I give you 1000 euros to you? As?

I know... I give that away at 1200, 1300

1400 as well

It is in Colli Albani

there is a metro under the house

But what do I do with the metro under the house

Excuse me, look at this little girl

Look for a moment... don't you feel a little pain?

I mean a little, huh?

The girl... now what does it matter?

How that... feel... this is not even my daughter, okay?

I had an affair with her mother who died. Is mom dead?

She died Eh! She and she is left alone... there is no one. Do you have an uncle?

Yes No! No .. no

no .. there is no uncle... there is no dad, grandfather... no one... she is

alone, with me. We've been sleeping in a car for three weeks. Three weeks.

And I'll tell you something

or I'll find a home

or I have to take her to the orphanage

Eh! You see? Do you want to stay with me?

Oh well in the orphanage, mo '... let's not exaggerate

Do you want to be with me? True?

Yes

Oh well... let's do 700

YES! 700… thanks

700!

And following what Jean Jacques Rousseau's thought is

when Giacomo Leopardi speaks of "historical pessimism"

it does nothing but contrast reason with nature

nature seen as a benign mother

who wants to create a relationship

let's say innocent and primitive with man

a relationship that however man does not want because he is endowed with corrupting "reason"

therefore an enemy of all sizes

and… Lore are you

listening to me Lorè?

Yes, yes I'm listening to

you and what did I say?

You are always chatting with that thing you are

And come on, I was replying to a message... it was my mother

You see that you have the exam in two weeks... Lorè

I know I know

I know, I know, what should we do?

And what do we want to do?

You see that you and I are the same age, I graduated

five years ago and you are still here, chatting

And I always remind you that you were born in May and I was born in January

so if we spend almost a year, how am I supposed to be peers?

By the way, when is your birthday?

Eh today

Eh today

Today? No big dick but then we have to

celebrate, fuck Leopardi nnamose to play cue

Où

How to fuck Leopardi

do not allow yourself anymore eh

Sorry sorry

Fuck Leopardi

I apologize

Can you fuck D'Annunzio?

Meh fuck D'Annunzio

you can say… yes

Meh, do we immerse ourselves in the magical world of "historical pessimism"?

Uh?

Not even

Of course?

Sorry huh

you see that you won't take the exam in two weeks

I know not

I'm not in my head this period

Sorry why?

It is the fault of this fucking technology that sends everything to whores

Eh... why what does technology do?

You take Giacomino Leopardi right?

That Silvia was there

she looked out from on the veroni

of the paternal hostel and hers was

the coachman's daughter: take it or leave it

that then 'is Silvia was also a toilet... what could we know?

Yes Lore 'who was then called Teresa

Teresa Fattorini, I know, but we are not taking the

literature lesson... here we are talking about technology

it is the tomb of love

Technology which is the tomb of love?

Sorry, what are you meaning for?

Ah Vale '

Giacomino Leopardi

did not have facebook

he didn't have instagram

he didn't have whatsapp

there was no Tinder at the

time there were no mobile phones

it was much easier to be faithful

At the time of Leopardi,

there was an era of Dante

I say the beloved woman

she was one

the one had Silvia the

other one in Beatrice

the other to Beatrice

It is that today everything is different

you take me for

example I'm with Viola

for six years

and I'm scared, I love her so much

and probably one day I would also have a family

Ao ’I'm talking seriously, you know?

Yes Yes i know

In my opinion, at the time of Leopardi, Dante and Manzoni

but even my mother and my

father was a whole other story

that is, before you had a relationship with a more detached person

but at the same time more sincere, more intense

but not detached because you

didn't give a damn that is in the sense

you saw us yes

but you didn't write us every second, every minute like now

at most you could write him a one-off letter

It is that today

on these chat we fill up with words, with bullshit

but do you know how many girls I picked up in the last month?

And to all I say the same

thing I dedicate the same poems

I listen to the same songs for her

You are beautiful you

are a wonderful creature

people like you

color the world in Valè

Do people like you color the world?

Just a message on whats app or facebook

you chat with us for a while and in a month's time you get rounded

and so love goes to hell

because of technology

and it is no coincidence that passionate

murders increase and thanks to cock

it is normal for passionate murders to increase

heartfelt congratulations,

Interesting

the theory

of technology that sends love to whores

So you feel bad now

because in the last period you have

betrayed Viola I don't know how many times

because of technology, let's say

They played

Aò are a sonà

Eh, I understand... I'm not deaf...

And don't you go to open?

Oh yes, mò.

A moment

Où Bruno

I had a fight with mom

Oh yes but no in the Bru 'bathroom

runo no in the bathroom, Bruno!

Où

Go out!

But what happened?

Madò... this last time remained two hours in the bathroom

Two hours?

Eh

Who is?

It is someone who lives above my house

a desperate

Wait… Bruno!

And come on Bru ’come out, let's talk Bru’

Bru 'I'll make you the chamomile Bru'

Leave me alone

Chamomile?

Bruno!

Bruno!

Bruno!

Is my son here?

Yes, he is still locked in the bathroom Marì

Ah, I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore Vale '

Don't do that eh, don't worry

You see him all day sitting on the sofa watching this fucking movie...

I get a rage look

I know you have to do it, this is his passion, that is...

And when I die what the fuck is he

supposed to do, huh? How does this live?

They don't pay him to stay all day on the

sofa watching movies damn cinema, damn!!!

He ruined it for me,

the actor wants to do it

Marcello Mastroianni has arrived

Bruno

leave me alone

Bruno come on

let's go home

can I make you a nice sandwich with mortadella? Huh?

Leave me alone, go away

Leave me alone, go away

Leave me alone, go away

Sorry eh Vale, we always have to piss you off

Quiet Marì, it's useless to stay here... go home,

because you know so much, Bruno won't go out now

I'm sorry

No, no Sorry

Sorry Sorry

Here is that I, I... I can not take it anymore with this

it drives me crazy

I can't take care of myself and I have to listen to 'I'm moron

but someday I swear I'll kill myself, I swear

I'll kill myself so I want to see how this gets by

Oh my what a situation

Eh... let's go and do two more shots of the pool

what are we doing here

eh... let's go

Où, but if you run away from piss, how do you do it?

Eh... I go to Mrs. Maria to piss

Ready

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

happy birthday Mr President

Happy birthday to you

Où Checca how are you?

How are you?

Hey

big Brother

hey many many happy birthday my love... many kisses!!!

Thanks

thank you so much

Look, but I texted you at midnight, did it reach you?

I don't even know where the phone is

I lost it

Here is good

good

the usual Valerio

but do you know where I am?

Where are you? In Madrid?

Oh what a Madrid, fuck Spain,

I broke my balls I'm at home!

At home?

And what are you doing at home?

But do you know what happened to me? I was in Madrid, in this cool place

where, where I often go, they organize cultural events: cinema, theater

and there was nothing this little

Italian girl presenting her book by

of poems and at one point

she read a poem about Puglia

Ah

And you got homesick

No, as soon as I heard Puglia I picked up

the phone and made a video but automatically

and then I saw this video, I saw it again

at the end, I wrote the poem for myself

I'll read it to you

Uh

I only understand you from afar

measuring the past with stations of memories

looking for you among the remains of clouds and fog without ever finding you

I had to scar you to be able to leave you

lose you to understand

that I love you

I cried for two days, like a moron... and then in the end I said to myself

fuck Francesca you've been traveling the world for two years, you have to go home

and nothing, I packed my suitcase, took the plane and now I'm here

I bought a kiosk on the

sea in a month I'll open

then in September we will see

You are crazy, do you know?

Are you staying with dad?

Sure, sure I'm with him you should

see him, he's very happy, he just does

tell me: please, please, stay, don't go

He says that we are assholes, me,

you and mom who abandoned him

He has aged a lot, do you know?

Où...

I'm hungry

The mortadella is finished, eat a biscuit

I killed a German

Bru '

please don't start, come on

I cut his goal

I found him while he was raping a girl

I took it from the shoulders

I slowly approached

slowly

slowly

otherwise if he heard me

he would turn and shoot me

Germans don't think twice about shooting

I reached it

I caught him

I squeezed it with my

arm and cut his throat

h I always carry a knife in my pants

the big one I use to cut bread

the big one I use to cut bread

it takes a weapon

and I don't have a gun

I cut the throat like a calf

and the blood was falling on the little girl's ass who was naked she

was bent to ninety with that German's thing stuffed in the potato

and she cried

When she saw the German fall

she pulled down her skirt and ran

away without even saying thank you

maybe she didn't even have the courage to look me in the face

she thinks me she is ashamed

because I saw her ass

What movie is this?

It is not a movie

it is life

I wrote it myself

Ready

eat a cookie

Eat eat

Ready

Happy birthday Vale '

Hi President

thanks

thank you... did you remember...

Sure I remembered

did I ever forget?

Où, I tried to call you a lot of times on your

cell phone, but you are always unreachable

I had to call your sister to get your

home number but do you know she's here?

She bought herself a kiosk by the sea

Oh yes, she yes she told me... are you happy?

Of course I'm happy but

why don't you come too?

Où here it starts to get hot eh

come and have a weekend so we can go for a swim in the sea

Dad... I don't have time, I'm messed up with work, that is,

mom also told me if I was going to visit her in Milan, though

In May, almost June, you prefer to go to Milan

rather than come to Puglia to get yourself

a nice swim, a nice meal of mussels

by the sea, with a nice white wine… eh

Come on, come on I'll book the plane for you, when are you coming?

Dad, I'm aerophobic, did you forget that?

Oh well take, take the train, from Rome to here how long will it take, four, five hours?

Look I have to leave you now

yeah, they rang me, alright, bye,

bye Bye Bye bye

Evelina!

Hi Vale ', listen... I have to escape to the community, there is an

emergency with a boy, isn't it that Filippo can stay an hour with you?

Yes sure, come on, come on, don't worry

Excuse me eh... that this is afraid to stay home alone

It's not that I'm afraid, I'm bored

Oh well, no problem, come on

Oh well I'm going thanks

Valerio me, you are a love

One evening of these you are a guest at my house, I prepare you a nice dinner

Don't worry, there's no problem

Abbè Valerio, I live upstairs, that's all

you have to get out of the house, two stairs you have to do

Oh well, then let's see

Oh well come on, at most

we eat here I cook though!

Okay, see you later. Hello

Do we make history?

No, come on Vale ', please...

Of course?

But why don't we get on the sofa and watch TV

At this time on sport 83 they are wrestling

Wrestling?

Philip wrestling?

How many times do I have to tell you that television turns your brain off?

You calculate that a man passes

five hours in front of the television a day

please note that we in one day

we have fifteen, sixteen hours

because we spend seven eight to sleep

No?

If you spend five hours in front of the

television, you completely shut down your brain

So 'this brain is off, do we

want to turn this brain back on?

Yup

Meh... Then

we are talking about Federico I

Hohenstaufen better known as

Federico Barbarossa

Born in?

Waiblingen in 1122

In what year did he become the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire?

1155

Stoca to create nnu monster

Thanks Valè, you started chanting with this Federico Barbarossa

now I dream of it there night, it became a nightmare...

And for this very reason you a day you will thank me, do you know?

Because culture makes you free

Does culture make…?

Free and alive

Eh

Valè

but now

Shall we play a game of billiards?

Ah

Game of billiards, now eat there briosci eaten, game of billiards

Valerio

Valerio

where are you Valerio?

And leave this phone, stop, silence

Valerio

Valerio

The zì

I'm sorry I thought he was a friend of mine

But you don't have to worry Here, I brought you this

What's this?

Valerio

it's your birthday

Thanks aunt, you remembered

And how can I forget? I held you in my arms

I baptized you

Kisses, kisses, kisses, kisses

Silence

Yup

Gem

Gemma, my partner

Hello, Valerio Pavazzini

Gem

and best wishes eh

Thanks Happy birthday!!!

Thanks

Valerio

drink

Valerio

The aunt... and who drinks it all this wine now?

Valerio drink

drink let's have a toast

Yes come on, let's have a toast

Then

let's toast

to

Valerio

a nephew

he's a friend

the son I never had

Wishes

My Valerio

Wait, wait it takes a photo

Wait I'll make you one photos… Hug each other, come on

Take a picture of us Come Valerio

Valerio come on, a nice smile

Here it is

good

Oh

How beautiful you are

No zì, enough

How is it enough?

No no I don't drink anymore

UNCLE SILVIO But how do you stop drinking? But the wine makes blood

Yes I know, but I don't want to drink anymore

Uncle thinks they are all like him

that you drink, drink, drink, drink and they never get drunk

Eh, but the liver is affected eh

How many times do I tell him

Silvio made two analyzes every now and then eh

And I tell you: no, why I'm afraid of needles

did you understand?

Oh well that too me

It belongs to the family...

Yes, but a checker every now and then it should be done...

So many things should be done do, but do not

huh

Valerio

But your uncle told me that you are a writer!!!

Uncle always exaggerates

with compliments

I write some reviews

He is an essayist!

Ah, are you an essayist?

No I am not an essayist

I write reviews of books for a literature site...

is a professor

is a professor with a degree in literature

Ah, are you a professor?

Sure

Yes I have a degree in literature, but I have never taught

Well it's not true

I came the other time you were repeating some boys 1 2 3 4

Those are guys I help

to prepare for university exams

but it's not that

rofessor mo '

However

Valerio

he writes beautiful poems

Ah, you are a poet!!!

Eh

I am not a poet

when I was little I wrote some poetry like that... but it's not that

poet

He wrote some poetry

The certamen won!!!

You have won the certamen with your poem, the race, they also gave you the cup

than your mother

who is my sister went around doing see everyone this cup

that Valerio had won it

Valerio, therefore, you also won a prize,

but but good

good Valerio!!!

Valerio

tell him a poem

play a poem

No No

No, poetry is not

Yes come on, please

Tell him a poem Valerio

Please, please yes Come on...

A!

That of the zebra

Yes yes yes Valerio, please, please

That

of the Bitonto frog

that is beautiful The zì

Valerio come on come on... The zì

how much you need?

One thousand Euro

One thousand Euro I am in a bad way

really

You already owe me three thousand aunt

Three thousand to you

and a thousand to your mother

I know I give them to you

I go to the bathroom for a moment

I can?

The first leads to the right

Eh, thanks

But ddo you found it in chesta?

And well in a party, but it is a very good girl looks

very high erotic performance

at the limit of the acrobatic

is

Great cook, so you have to come and eat with us someday

Listen to the aunt you see that I a I don't give you money anymore

huh

these that I give you do not go there to spend on cards and whores

And I want them back

these plus three thousand

But of course you'll get them back

these

the three thousand and one thousand of yours mother, don't forget them

And when the zì? Eh I don't know when

when I have them

in the meantime I swear that I will give them to you and not I've never broken a promise

Oh well

listen...

I'll give you the check

How the check?

How do I change a check at this time?

Don't have it in cash?

The zì

I'll give you the check, where I find them, I have none

Oh I know, at least give me fifty, one hundred in cash and then you give me a thousand in a check

I'll make you a check for nine e fifty and fifty in cash

okay

And oh well

Valerio

disorder?

What a beautiful room

But is this billiards yours?

Yup what's up?

And nothing I wanted to tell you a thing but

And nothing I wanted to tell you a thing but please don't say anything to your uncle. It's my thing

I wish it would stay between you and me

Okay tell me

Here you see Valerio me

I have had a very eventful life

lost both of mine parents in an accident

road that I was small, I was not even six years old

and so I ended up in an orphanage

then I was adopted

but my adoptive mother later

not even a year died of cancer

then my father

adopted

went into depression and so I am back in the orphanage

and then I was adopted again and things were going

well with the new family until suddenly

Yes, however Gemma

a summary a quick thing

Ah yes, yes no

I'm sorry

Valerio

my life is a movie

Things have happened to me

believe me you could write a movie

or a novel

just that

I can not

and then I thought that

you could do it

huh

What do you think about it?

I'll tell you

all my life

and you write

Valerio would come out a great novel

success believe me is there once you get famous

Gem

Eh No one reads books anymore

Libraries are closing

the libraries are closing

publishing houses that have closed since mo '

It is not true that I have been postponed the exam they rejected me

And I knew it, I imagined it, I'm not stupid

Problem is, I don't I have time to study Valè

Yes but

my brothers that is

do a thousand jobs

the dog sitter, the babysitter, the car wash, the pizzeria, that is

or study or work Ivà

Yes and how is it valid?

But then why do you care graduate so much, that is

you are missing ten exams, ten

Eleven

Eleven

Then excuse one more thing, no, you too

Communication Sciences went to do him

One thing you get me a degree in literature

and go moldy in a school

but communication sciences, that is... who can find your job?

Yes, but it's not for the job Vale '

is that I promised my father

I swore to him that I would graduate

and sooner or later in Taranto there I come back with that piece of paper

VAT

but your father is no longer staying though

And what does it have to do with it?

The promises are kept even with the dead

I bring my degree to him in the chapel

Meh come on

let's have a toast

What do you want to toast to?

On your birthday

On your birthday

Add a little more mozzarella though...

And you're right too...

But what happens Vale '?

It's my birthday

It's your birthday?

Wishes!!!

Wishes

Get something to drink

Yes, let's dance

Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday to You

happy birthday to Valerio

happy Birthday to You!!!

Valerio

but

it is true that

that you haven't left the house for a year?

No, that's not true, who told you?

Ivano

Ivano always exaggerates

No is that

which seemed strange to me because I I am someone who is always outdoors

I like to live among people

think there are periods in which I do not come home at all

it happened to me sometimes too to sleep on the benches

in the park

in the summer eh

And therefore

strange to know one

someone like you No?

Someone like me?

Someone like me

But why do you think of be better than me?

No… no… absolutely

maybe I expressed myself badly

Then

in conclusion

, let's get it right?

What's your name?

Glory

Glory

Glory

Glory aware of the fact that I shouldn't

not even stay here to waste time with you

because I do not know you

It took me a lifetime to be what I am

and I don't allow anyone to to stone my person

But look I don't you I really wanted to judge

Eh, that's right

I like you

I like you very much

even i I do not know you

What?

Oh yeah

it's just that you demanded from me of the things you do

damage in relationships real as well as consolidated

But what have I demanded of you, sorry?

You cannot afford to change mood if I'm busy with my things

You can't change your mood if I'm busy with my things

I got it?

In this latest novel, Yarj Bondi us speaks of a life, probably his own

incredibly dramatic

and tells us about it with obscene sincerity

a life seen as a jealous female

that smiles at you only when another woman approaches

Hear Camì

The death!

Valerio!!!

What's up? And I'm leaving!

Are you leaving? And where do you go?

Maybe it's better than for we don't see each other for a while

Don't look for me

I'll call you ok?

Hello

Let's have a beer

Yup

Then Valerio Listen to me well

You cannot afford to change mood if I'm busy with my things

you can't tell me every two minutes: ok I'm leaving

I mean, sometimes Valerio I ask myself but

fuck, you haven't even arrived

That is, you are there, you understand

You are physically there

but lately your reactions have me done much, much, much, much thinking

And already think this is happened before anything happened

it's serious

I repeat it to you for the umpteenth time

ours is not a story love but a relationship

I'm not your girlfriend e I don't want to be treated as such

do you understand Valerio?

You understand it?

Well no

I do not understand

Valerio love is another thing

And I'll tell you more

the fact that you lately me you say you fell in love with me

makes me understand how you are detached from reality

Love is a supreme thing Valerio, different, the union of two souls

You can't afford to giving so little value to love

that is, I am in my life in love with Valerio only once

once, once!

I think you confuse a little too much feelings with sensations

reality with fantasy

projects with wishes

You are bad Valerio

arrogant conceited

and the attitude you showed it is that of a capricious child

and I'm not there Valerio

I'm not there anymore

I'm not

And oh well sorry, what's my fault, to have fallen in love with you?

Then you don't listen to me Valerio, you don't really listen to me

you do not understand

you're not there

So you know what I'm telling you?

That this is the last time we see each other

Your time is up

Stop!! That's enough

You don't know me Valerio

no

You don't know that I opened you,

mistakenly, not one window but a door

And for how shy I am to do myself approach, believe me Valerio was a lot

much!!!

But you didn't know appreciate what you are for

you was always little, but which was already too much for me

Having said this Valerio, there is only one thing that

makes me go away definitely from people

And it's not boredom Valerio, no

but the lack of respect towards this person

I will not stay now here to put yourself on the cross

for the things that you you did or what you said

because i am not none to judge Valerio

everyone has their own reasons

whether they are healthy or unhealthy

but I have a right and a duty to protect my person

and above all to surround myself of people who make me feel good

I trust

and that I respect above all

and I don't respect you anymore

You went further and there you stay

Valerio if I concede my hands timidly

and someone sticks me on it

there is nothing to do

I'm not making a lot of noise

I portray Valerio

simply

forever

Alfio

never get engaged

But

so let me understand you like me

or take me on the balls? Because I didn't understand

Leave it

Tiè

boys

boys

I'm going to sleep

How are you going to sleep, come on? Let's go down here for a drink

Come on, let's go down here, look, you don't have to not even the stairs, take the elevator

Come on, come on, come on, Valerio, Valerio!!!

Tuesday 21st May 2019

the first day of the twins

today in Rome it is cloudy

but you can hear the scent of spring

Oh yeah

I can already see summer on the horizon

lemon granita

umbrellas on the beach

muscular lifeguards

beautiful girls in bikini

a nice frozen mojito

the saltiness

shooting stars

the scent of the sea

in a month it's summer

Valerio

Valerio

Où Glo

I thought it was Ivano

I gave you a gift, for your birthday

that yesterday Ivano told me at the last moment of the party

It's beautiful

It's a female

we'll call her Jasmine

You like?

And of course, yes

Thank goodness it goes, so Alfio can talk to someone

Can I get a cookie? I didn't have breakfast

Come on, I'll make you some coffee, okay?

No no

thanks the coffee no

I can not

I'm tachycardic

I can't drink coffee, I can't smoking, I can not drink alcohol

I have to be careful, otherwise the my heart starts beating fast

Me too, I have my heart on the right

I absolutely have to avoid all stress

Who do you tell?

I too should avoid stress

make a living

quieter

but how do i do it?

My life is a disaster Valerio

A real disaster

A thousand jobs around Rome

you make an ass like that for earns two coins and

at the end of the month you can't to pay the rent

and there are times that it touches me sleep a little here, a little there, wherever it happens

Thank goodness I always have someone who hosts me

Thank god

I don't know where to sleep tonight

can I stay here for a few days?

Eh... In what sense?

I like you, do you know?

You make me so tender

why don't we kiss

Those

real kisses?

Those just with the tongue?

Sure

But I didn't brush my teeth