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.: Voytek collection :.
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Let me show you
what I made today.
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I can't wait.
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I need to go upstairs
and change...
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and then I'll start dinner.
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Oh, yes, it's ladies night,
and the feel--
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Showtime.
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Rough day at the office,
Mrs Dunleavy?
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You'll feel better once you
get out of those work clothes.
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And into some sweats.
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I wish you'd let me
rub those feet.
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Of course,
I wouldn't use my hands.
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I think Victoria
just told me her secret.
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Deedly dee.
Are those things for me?
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Mom, coming in.
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Scottie Dunleavy?
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What unfortunate timing.
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Get out. Don't you know
this is naughty time?
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I'll get it.
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Hello, Scottie. Why don't you
be a good little boy...
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go downstairs
and let your mother get comfy?
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Who is this?
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This is a big bird who wants
to see the rest of Mommy.
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Oh, my God, Scottie.
Is that a man up our tree?
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No, no.
Tell her it's just a big bird.
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Hey, pal, welcome.
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Welcome to what? Where am l?
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Aren't you that horny guy who
was pretending to be a big bird?
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Checking out that beautiful mom?
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Yes, I am.
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Now you'll see what a big horny
bird actually looks like...
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in Hell!
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I deserve this!
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-Knock, knock.
-Hey, Jimmy.
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-What are you doing, Nicky?
-Just jamming.
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Your father wants you and your
brothers in the throne room.
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He's not retiring today, is he?
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He wants to talk to you
and Cassius and Adrian...
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about who'll rule Hell
for the next 10,000 years.
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Why do I need to go?
He won't pick me.
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I happen to think
you'd make a great Devil.
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I'm not into evil and torture
and all that stuff.
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Plus, the Prince of Darkness
should look distinguished...
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and let's face facts,
I'm no George Clooney.
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You're not
a bad-looking guy, Nicky.
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Look at that picture.
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I used to talk normal, too...
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before Cassius hit me
in the face with a shovel.
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That's me now, and I accept it.
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Your brothers are two of
the sickest guys I've ever seen.
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For some reason, you're not.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
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Their mothers were fire dragons
and mine was a goat.
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How do I compete with that?
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Your mother was not a goat.
They're just playing with you.
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If one of those psychos
gets picked, I'm doomed.
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I knew it, Adrian.
He's finally retiring.
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Cassius, I've been waiting on
this day for 10,000 years.
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If the old man picks me
to take over Hell...
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I'll keep torture going 24-7.
No breaks.
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Whoa, mama!
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You got him right in the eye.
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Hey! How's Daddy's
little girl doing today?
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I didn't see you guys.
What's up?
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Shovel face,
you want to mind-wrestle?
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Nah, I'm all right.
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I was thinking of chilling out
by the throne for a bit.
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I'm going to mind-wrestle you
whether you like it or not.
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I have to warn you,
I'm getting pretty good at it.
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Then I guess
I can't make you do this.
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Mercy. You win.
I give. Game over.
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What are you boys doing?
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Nothing, Dad. Just hitting
the old punching bags.
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Cassius...
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didn't I tell you to stay out
of your brother's mind?
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I forgot.
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Maybe this
will help you remember.
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Now, everybody come sit down.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Yes, son?
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I know you got a lot
on your mind...
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but I almost finished that
Monsters of Metal compilation.
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I really think it's turning
into a masterpiece.
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OK, kid.
We'll listen to it later.
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Thanks.
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A window.
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Hello, Mr Devil.
I like your cape.
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I deserve this!
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Fellas, this,
as some of you might know...
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is my 10,000th year
as Prince of Darkness...
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so I think the time has come
to discuss who will succeed me.
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-Knock, knock.
-Yes, Jimmy?
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Don't forget--
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you're shoving a pineapple
up Hitler's ass at four p.m.
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This was a very
difficult decision...
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because I have
three wonderful sons.
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Adrian--so smart, so ruthless.
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Wears makeup.
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And Cassius--
so strong, so tough.
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Don't forget clinically insane.
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And Nicky...
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such a sweet boy.
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But after much thought
and careful consideration...
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I've decided that the ruler
for the next 10,000 years...
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is going to have to be...
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me.
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-What?
-Hallelujah!
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I mean, that sucks!
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The important thing
for the stability of our rule...
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is to maintain the balance
between good and evil...
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and I don't think any of you are
ready for that responsibility.
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Dad, this is bullshit!
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I don't like that language.
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Right. Send him in.
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Sorry, boys.
I have to get back to work.
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It was good
hanging with you, Dad.
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I'll check you later.
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You're serious?
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Off, off, off!
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Damn!
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Twenty thousand years ago,
Grandpa Lucifer said...
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"It's better to rule in Hell
than to serve in Heaven."
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Well, I'm tired
of serving in Hell.
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We need somewhere
where we can rule.
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Bring it on, big man.
Let's see what you got.
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Could you concentrate
for five seconds?
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I am concentrating, man.
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I'm sorry.
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After careful consideration,
I must respectfully decline.
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I can't stand retirement.
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Just let me win one Super Bowl.
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In exchange for eternal
damnation of your soul?
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You're much too nice a guy
for that, Mr Marino.
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You did it for Namath.
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Joe was coming here anyways.
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This sucks.
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I'll go to the Super Bowl
as an announcer...
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and win myself an Emmy!
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That's the spirit.
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You're a good Devil, Dad.
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I also happen to be a Jets fan.
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What do you think about Earth?
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We could create
our own Hell there.
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Are you saying we go up there
and kill everyone?
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Eventually, Cassius...
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but first we'd have to corrupt
as many souls as we can...
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so when we do destroy them...
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Their damned souls will be ours.
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It's our time, brother.
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This is not good.
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Whoa, whoa.
Fellas, what are you doing?
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We're leaving.
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You can't go through there!
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The fire flows in, not out.
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You really suck!
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Your Evilness!
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Cassius and Adrian
have escaped from Hell.
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They went out through the fire
and froze it.
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I tried to stop them, sir,
but they overpowered me.
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Calm down. Get off your knees.
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Thank you for understanding,
Your Wickedness.
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You're the man.
I've always said that.
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Are there boobs on my head?
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Yeah. Big ones.
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What's going on, Dad?
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I'm going to die, Nicky.
The gates are broken.
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No new souls can get in,
so I'll start to deteriorate.
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What's with all
those "hoo hoo" noises?
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Everything's fine, Pop.
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Everything's fine?
Who are you bullshitting?
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Last time you said that,
the Renaissance happened.
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Please, Pop,
go back to your room.
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Can I take him with me?
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Sure, Pop. Whatever you want.
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Tit-head, go with my father.
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Not a damn soul is going
to get through that.
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This fire is solid as rock.
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We got to get this bad boy
burning again.
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To do that,
Cassius and Adrian...
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have to come back through
the other way.
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So go get them, Dad.
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I'm too weak.
The process has already begun.
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So go get them, Jimmy.
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I'm just a demon.
No Devil blood in me.
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I wouldn't last two minutes
with your brothers.
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Are you saying it's up to me?
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You said no souls
could get through that.
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Nicky, are you a soul
or the spawn of Satan?
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I never been to Earth, Dad.
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I never even slept over
some other dude's house.
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The worst thing that could
happen is you get killed.
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In which case, boom--
you end up back here.
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So I need to go to Earth
and kill my brothers?
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No go. They left together
at the exact same time.
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They must come back together
at the exact same time.
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Here.
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Get them to drink from this.
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One sip,
and they'll be trapped inside.
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Once you've got both of them,
bring it back through the gate.
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Let me, sir.
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Gross!
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He's got less than a week.
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Dad, I don't know
if I can do this.
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Son, you...
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Try your best.
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Earth.
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It doesn't look too bad.
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You were gone ten seconds.
What happened?
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I got hit by this big light
attached to a lot of metal.
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That's a train, son.
Don't stand in front of them.
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I'll have to take a mulligan
on this one.
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Please, Nicky,
get back up there.
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All right.
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I'll get that for you, sir.
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I'm Nicky.
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That's terrific.
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Now get off the track
and come with me, handsome.
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Welcome to Grand Central Station
in New York City.
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My name is Beefy.
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I'm an old friend
of your father's.
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He asked me to help you out.
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I just want to find my brothers
and be on my way.
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It's not going to be easy.
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Your brothers
can possess people...
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so they probably
won't look like themselves.
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You have to be suspicious
of everyone.
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All right, bro.
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The jig is up, then.
Get in the flask.
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It ain't me, moron.
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Sorry.
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There's this blind guy outside
you might think is possessed...
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but he's just crazy.
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Though I cannot see
with these blind eyes...
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I know the good Lord
still loves me.
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He loves all of his children.
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-Why, he loves you...
-That's him.
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...and he loves you.
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Here he goes.
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You make the Lord very nervous.
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All right.
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-I'm burning now.
-Take it easy.
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Hellfire is burning me alive!
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He's burning.
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The Beast is alive!
He's among us!
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Clear the streets!
The Devil is here!
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Making friends already.
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I don't know
what that guy's problem was.
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It's freezing up here.
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You're in the human world now,
kid.
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You'll feel a lot of new things
you never felt before.
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Let's get you some warm clothes
and hot food.
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Put it in your mouth.
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Now move your teeth
up and down.
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Up and down.
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Good, numb nuts.
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Now you got to swallow it.
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00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,500
Tilt your head back...
256
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:06,550
and let the meat
slide down your throat hole.
257
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,090
Easy. Don't choke.
258
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,510
Popeye's chicken
is fucking awesome.
259
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,640
Now eat up.
You'll need your energy.
260
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:22,030
I got energy up the ying-yang.
Let's save Dad.
261
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,480
Adrian! Cassius!
262
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:26,900
Oh, boy.
263
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,110
So nice.
264
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,500
I like your brassiere.
265
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,340
Thank you.
266
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,590
Could you guys maybe
not tell anyone about this?
267
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,050
You got it.
268
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:46,640
Do you mind maybe not telling
anybody about this?
269
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,510
You got it.
270
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,760
Look, sidewalk equals safety.
271
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,810
Middle of the road equals death.
272
00:17:55,270 --> 00:18:00,070
From now on, I'll just avoid
all moving metal objects.
273
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:04,030
Great. Now, your father
gave me some deposit money...
274
00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:06,700
for a nice pad
on the Upper East Side...
275
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,320
but I misplaced it.
276
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,540
I'm wasted!
277
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,710
So I found
this other joint for you...
278
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:20,880
but you're going
to have a roommate.
279
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,750
There's only one thing better...
280
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,960
than drinking
an ice-cold whiskey sour...
281
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,640
on a hot Alabama night...
282
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,260
and that's telling the truth.
283
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,300
I know what you think
about me, Grandma.
284
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:36,560
You think I'm worthless.
285
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,430
You think I'm a stumblebum...
286
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,390
who ain't never going
to amount to anything.
287
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,070
Well, old woman, you are wrong.
288
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,080
You are wrong.
289
00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:56,280
Hello, friend.
My name is Nicky.
290
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,740
I understand
you are seeking a roommate...
291
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,700
as per your ad
in the "Village Voice."
292
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:04,660
Would it be possible for me
to fill the slot?
293
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:07,040
Don't you want
to know what rent is?
294
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,510
Yes. What is rent?
295
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:13,930
It's 1,200,
split down the middle.
296
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:17,180
Tuesdays and Thursdays,
I rehearse with my partner...
297
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,110
so the living room's
going to be off-limits.
298
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:20,680
Off-limits.
299
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:23,480
Aren't you boiling hot
in that outfit?
300
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,650
It's 80 degrees in this hallway.
Where are you from, the South?
301
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,150
The Deep South.
302
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,740
-Why is that funny?
-I don't know.
303
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:45,870
OK. And sorry, guy,
but no doggies allowed.
304
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,750
Go on. Big day tomorrow.
305
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,680
And don't forget to do that
sleep thing I told you about.
306
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:52,720
Gotcha.
307
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,140
You're not my brother, are you?
308
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,680
I'm an only child.
309
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,720
You love acting.
310
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,930
I love pissing.
311
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,560
Oh, my God!
312
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:55,610
In today's Gospel...
313
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,040
the Lord tells us
how we should live...
314
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,370
if we wish to attain
the splendour of Heaven.
315
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:03,290
Or something like that.
316
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,080
Jesus this, Moses that.
317
00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:10,040
Abraham hit me
with a wiffle ball bat.
318
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,970
The Lord said a lot of hibbity
jibbity bibbity swibbity.
319
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,300
But...
320
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:28,020
has he ever really done
anything for any of us?
321
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:32,570
Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR
in my driveway?
322
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,030
No.
323
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:35,650
I love that car.
324
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,950
Has the Lord given
any of my enemies the herpes?
325
00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:41,530
No.
326
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,580
The Lord gave my son
the strength to get off drugs.
327
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,210
Ma'am, I know your son...
328
00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:52,300
and, believe me,
he was better off on the drugs.
329
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,720
At least
when he was smoking hashish...
330
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,170
he used to make me laugh
occasionally.
331
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,060
After we tried for many years...
332
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,940
the Lord finally helped
my wife conceive a baby.
333
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:09,470
Your best friend Fitzy
helped your wife.
334
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:14,490
He helped her conceive it
all night long.
335
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,700
How about you, Mayor?
336
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,490
Has the Lord
ever done anything for you?
337
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:26,700
Well, you know, I wished
I could think of something...
338
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,130
but, to be honest with you,
I can't.
339
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:32,080
I can't think of a damn thing
he's ever done for me!
340
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:35,470
Kind of makes you wonder
if there even is a Lord...
341
00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:40,670
if there is ultimate punishment
for our so-called sins.
342
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,640
Why don't we just have fun...
343
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,720
and do whatever the Hell
we want?
344
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:49,520
Let the sin begin!
345
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,940
Let the sin begin.
346
00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:56,900
That was a good one.
347
00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,690
This is so much fun!
348
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,410
I never want it to end.
349
00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:04,870
Why should it end?
Who's going to stop us?
350
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:10,740
Come on. There's ten million
people in this city...
351
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,700
and the clock is ticking.
352
00:23:12,170 --> 00:23:14,250
Let's rock and roll, then.
353
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,880
-Get in the flask.
-I'm not thirsty!
354
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:23,090
Cassius, I'll show you.
355
00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:26,180
Cassius, get in the flask.
356
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,350
Get in the flask.
357
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,360
-May I help you?
-Get in the flask.
358
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:33,850
What are you talking about?
359
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,610
I'm talking about
an eight-piece. Let's go.
360
00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:40,160
Look, it's OKfor me
to shit in the street...
361
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:43,540
but you got to use a toilet.
362
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,820
Nicky, where are you?
363
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:47,540
Aw, come on.
364
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
What's he doing now?
365
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,910
Just get in the flask.
I got to get Adrian.
366
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:03,220
Gary's so hairy.
367
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,230
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
368
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,520
All that chasing
and running around...
369
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:16,360
is making me want
to do the sleep thing again.
370
00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:20,770
Kid, I like your enthusiasm,
but we have to work on...
371
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,230
narrowing down
our list of suspects.
372
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:28,250
I'm going to check in with
some of my contacts uptown.
373
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:39,210
Kid's got a lot of evil in him
just begging to come out.
374
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,700
I will eat your heart.
375
00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:15,200
There's our man.
376
00:25:15,670 --> 00:25:19,750
Mr Sleepyhead must have some
major ties to the dark side.
377
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,300
What's with that guy?
378
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,590
It's got to be one
of his disciples or something.
379
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:29,310
My man's into
deep nocturnal shit.
380
00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:33,690
I think that Devil guy
just got ripped off.
381
00:25:34,150 --> 00:25:37,070
-Should we wake him up?
-You do it.
382
00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,740
Rise and shine, Devil guy.
383
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,610
Some dude stole your shit.
384
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,620
What? Where?
385
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,910
-Which way did he go?
-That way.
386
00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:54,620
Thanks. Give me back my flask!
387
00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:57,040
Did you check out
the dragon mouth?
388
00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:59,630
The Dark Prince is here.
389
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,010
Check out my stuff.
I got a comb only used twice.
390
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,730
I got a pepper shaker.
A silver doodad from Africa.
391
00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:21,770
See something you like, my man?
392
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,610
I would like my flask back.
393
00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:25,020
You calling me a thief?
394
00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:27,230
I'm calling you
the guy who has my flask.
395
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,160
How would I have it
unless I was, in fact, a thief?
396
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:32,780
-I don't know.
-Now you've done it.
397
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,620
You messed
with my business, bitch.
398
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,290
I would appreciate it
if you kept your voice down.
399
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,790
You going all crazy-eyed on me.
400
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,970
I'll show you some crazy eye.
401
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:48,590
Look at this.
Come on, let's get busy.
402
00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:50,720
-Excuse me, sir.
-Who?
403
00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:53,590
Does that flask
belong to this man?
404
00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,520
You calling me a thief, too?
Damn.
405
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:59,850
Look, the guy you ripped off
walked by and busted you...
406
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,480
so why don't you just give him
his flask back?
407
00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:06,620
You going to bite me with
your snaggletooth if I don't?
408
00:27:07,070 --> 00:27:12,200
No. But that policeman
might have something to say.
409
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,670
Take your dumb-ass canteen,
goofy.
410
00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:20,420
Get your raggedy-ass clothes
and find another corner...
411
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,620
before I show you
what crazy really is.
412
00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,120
Fine. I will.
413
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,630
I'm a businessman.
414
00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:29,220
I'll be seeing you
in a few years.
415
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:37,140
Excuse me.
416
00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:40,640
That was amazing.
I just wanted to thank you.
417
00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:44,060
That's OK.
I get messed with all the time.
418
00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:47,860
When I saw him do that to you,
I just lost it.
419
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,070
I hate when people
take advantage of tourists.
420
00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:52,690
What makes you think
I'm a tourist?
421
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,370
Your accent, maybe.
422
00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:57,240
Well, where are you from?
423
00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,450
-The South.
-Really?
424
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,460
The Deep South.
425
00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,300
Why are we laughing?
426
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,050
I don't know,
but I was enjoying it.
427
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,720
Your glasses are pretty.
428
00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,720
They make your eyes
look big and sparkly.
429
00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:20,520
It's fun looking at them.
430
00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:23,520
My dad's an optometrist.
431
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:26,860
My dad's in Hell,
and he's falling apart.
432
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,650
I'm sorry.
433
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,610
It's really tough
when your folks get older.
434
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,740
I don't know what I would do
if I couldn't save him.
435
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,750
I'm sure a nice Southern boy
like you...
436
00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:37,320
will figure something out.
437
00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:39,750
You want some Popeye's?
438
00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:44,670
No. I had my lunch already.
439
00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:47,590
But I wouldn't mind
getting a gelati.
440
00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:50,540
Could I come with you
to getting a gelati?
441
00:28:51,010 --> 00:28:52,210
If you want to.
442
00:28:54,850 --> 00:28:57,220
-Here you go, pal. Enjoy.
-Thank you.
443
00:28:57,690 --> 00:28:59,640
It's freezing my hands.
444
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,730
-Even with those gloves on?
-It's cold.
445
00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:06,610
-Let me wrap it.
-Please. Thank you.
446
00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:08,900
Gelati.
447
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:11,230
Better?
448
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,830
Why are you taunting me
with your darkness?
449
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,740
Your evil,
it's stinking up our streets!
450
00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:26,840
The end is near!
We are all going to die!
451
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:32,050
This town is really
going to Hell lately.
452
00:29:32,510 --> 00:29:34,220
What part of town
do you live in?
453
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,590
I have an apartment.
I'm not sure where.
454
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,520
My dog knows, though.
455
00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:40,260
You have a dog? What kind?
456
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:41,640
I don't know.
I'd ask him...
457
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:44,430
but he's uptown
meeting his contacts.
458
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,190
Say "Mr Beefy." Say it.
459
00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:48,570
Mr Beefy.
460
00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:50,140
And I love you!
461
00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:53,480
You go to school?
What's that like?
462
00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:56,820
I go
to Parsons School of Design.
463
00:29:57,290 --> 00:29:59,280
I knew growing up
I wasn't much to look at...
464
00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:02,750
so I concentrated on
making things that are pretty.
465
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:06,080
You have a nice smell
coming off you.
466
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,630
That's my perfume.
467
00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:11,080
It's called
Comme de Sud Pacific.
468
00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:13,840
I think that's French
for "Coconuts."
469
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,770
That's better than the gelati.
470
00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:25,350
Valerie, it feels like there's
a bunch of butterflies...
471
00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:27,850
flapping around
in my stomach right now.
472
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,600
Is that normal?
473
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:32,190
Sometimes, sure.
474
00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:35,280
Good, because I was concerned.
475
00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:38,110
Why did they do this to me?
I was good to them.
476
00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:40,370
I can hardly notice. Honest.
477
00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,750
I sure hope Nicky's
kicking some ass on Earth...
478
00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:48,160
or we are doomed.
479
00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:50,340
I was the one who created Hell.
480
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,710
I know, Your Hatefulness.
481
00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:54,880
Actually, the credit
belongs to my first wife.
482
00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:57,300
She was the inspiration.
483
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,970
Chewbacca, take it easy,
will you?
484
00:31:00,430 --> 00:31:04,220
You look like my first wife.
Only she had more hair.
485
00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:08,810
In another startling
announcement from City Hall...
486
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,680
Mayor Randolph has,
effective immediately...
487
00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:16,200
Iowered the legal drinking age
from twenty-one to ten.
488
00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:22,450
When an adult goes to Hell,
that's terrific.
489
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,450
But when a child goes...
490
00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:32,250
That's why I'm in this business.
491
00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:35,250
Little Nicky.
492
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,880
-Know what's nice about you?
-What?
493
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:40,350
I like the way you're happy
just being yourself.
494
00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:42,760
You don't try to act cool.
495
00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:45,510
Thanks much, Valerie.
496
00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:47,810
You know what's nice about you?
497
00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:54,390
Your juicy heart-shaped heinie.
498
00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:55,890
What was that?
499
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,200
I don't know why I said that.
I meant to say that...
500
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,620
I've always dreamt about
having sex with a gross pig.
501
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,500
Can I wash my winky
in your kitchen sinky?
502
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,240
You're a real jerk!
503
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:14,090
I didn't mean to be.
504
00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:16,340
What the--Adrian!
505
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,880
Dad needs you
to come back to Hell.
506
00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:22,050
So he sent old Shovel Face
to fetch me.
507
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,590
I'm not kidding.
He's in trouble.
508
00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:25,810
So are you.
509
00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:29,190
Hey, Valerie!
510
00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,440
What is your problem?
511
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,690
I'm sorry!
512
00:32:39,070 --> 00:32:43,530
Adrian, you froze the fire gate,
and Dad is dying...
513
00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:46,450
so get your booty
back home or else!
514
00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:48,410
You can't talk tough, Nicky.
515
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,630
Even the voice inside your head
has a speech impediment.
516
00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:56,420
You're going back
because I'm going to make you!
517
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,460
How about this?
I'll stay here...
518
00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:02,090
enjoying my pizza
and my peppermint schnapps...
519
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,050
and you go back.
520
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,510
Adrian, don't!
521
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:08,980
Cut the crap! This is serious!
522
00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:14,260
Come on!
523
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:20,940
I was driving to work today...
524
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,780
some bozo in a Cadillac
cuts me off.
525
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,240
So I followed him.
526
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,690
When he got out of his car,
I run up behind him...
527
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,200
and start bashing his brains in
with this bat.
528
00:33:29,670 --> 00:33:30,990
Did you ever see
"The Untouchables"?
529
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:32,700
I was De Niro!
530
00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:35,080
What's happened to you, Regis?
531
00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:37,670
The mayor's office today...
532
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:40,210
along with the New York
Board of Tourism...
533
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:45,140
unveiled its new motto
to replace "I Love New York."
534
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,850
"I Love Hookers" will now be
the city's catch phrase.
535
00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:51,050
Your brothers are upsetting
the balance...
536
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,800
between good and evil.
537
00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:54,390
What can I do about it?
538
00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:56,440
You can't do jack shit...
539
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,400
unless you learn
your evil powers.
540
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:00,980
Go get a soda out of the fridge.
541
00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:03,570
But those are
my roommate's sodas.
542
00:34:04,030 --> 00:34:06,320
"But those are
my roommate's sodas."
543
00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:10,320
Does that sound like a statement
the son of the Devil would make?
544
00:34:10,790 --> 00:34:11,820
All right. Take it easy.
545
00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:15,660
You have the power to change
the cola in that can...
546
00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:18,290
into any other liquid.
547
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,090
Engine oil, bat's blood,
moose piss.
548
00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:25,090
You just have to release
the evil within.
549
00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:26,750
Release the evil?
550
00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:29,970
I'm just saying
there's wickedness in you.
551
00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:31,470
I can tell from your snores.
552
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:32,850
Really?
553
00:34:33,310 --> 00:34:35,220
Release your evil.
554
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,060
Release the evil.
555
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:45,530
Come on, you can do it.
556
00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:47,530
There it is.
557
00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:49,740
You got it in you.
558
00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,160
What are you doing?
559
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:03,160
I'm going to pretend I didn't
see a dog on the couch...
560
00:35:03,630 --> 00:35:07,090
because my brain just can't
process that right now.
561
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,380
But were you about
to drink one of my Cokes?
562
00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:12,550
No. I was just looking at it.
563
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,100
It's beautiful.
564
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:26,280
This Coke tastes like Pepsi.
565
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,920
You changed a Coke into a Pepsi?
566
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:38,500
That was
your big transformation?
567
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,960
Come on, man,
give it up a little.
568
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,920
It was pretty good
for my first try.
569
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:45,630
Do you care that your brothers
are killing your father?
570
00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:46,960
Yes, I care!
571
00:35:47,430 --> 00:35:50,180
And he is not going to die!
572
00:35:52,390 --> 00:35:53,550
Atta-boy.
573
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:57,300
I'm freaked out.
My television just blew up.
574
00:35:57,770 --> 00:35:59,680
You're damn right it did!
575
00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:01,770
I mean, really?
576
00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:04,190
I know this is
your living room time...
577
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:07,140
but could I finish watching
the Globetrotters out here?
578
00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,820
It's the craziest game
I've ever seen.
579
00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:23,460
He's walking! Get him a bus!
580
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,630
This is the part I don't get.
581
00:36:26,090 --> 00:36:27,010
Another terrible call.
582
00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:29,300
There's no way
that was travelling.
583
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,720
What's with all the calls?
We haven't lost in 53 years!
584
00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,430
Guess what, cornrows?
585
00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:37,180
Technical foul!
You're out of here!
586
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:42,810
Why's the referee being so mean
to the Globetrotters, Daddy?
587
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,600
I've been watching these guys
play since I was your age.
588
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:49,190
It's all part of the show, baby.
589
00:36:50,490 --> 00:36:52,610
That guy in the striped shirt...
590
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,120
snapped his fingers
like somebody I know!
591
00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:13,880
Normally the Globetrotters
represent family entertainment.
592
00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:15,930
Who gives a shit?
593
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,590
These kids came here to see
the Globetrotters win!
594
00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:24,060
Ten points off the Globetrotters
on account of the bigmouth!
595
00:37:26,530 --> 00:37:29,310
It's all part of the show, baby!
596
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:32,150
Hit the half-time buzzer.
I'm tired.
597
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:34,440
If the second half doesn't
get any better than this...
598
00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:36,900
you can expect
a full-scale riot.
599
00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:39,450
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now time...
600
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,500
for the Globetrotters' half-time
half-court heave-ho throw!
601
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,500
If the contestant makes it...
602
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,590
everyone here
will get a free pizza pie!
603
00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:50,210
I ain't taking the shot.
These people are crazy.
604
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,300
Excuse me. I'll take that shot.
605
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,010
What made you want to see
the Globetrotters today, son?
606
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,930
I came for the beer
and the bitches.
607
00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:05,020
Look who's back from the dead.
608
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,070
Six-six-six! Pickup sticks!
609
00:38:09,530 --> 00:38:12,200
Please welcome Miguel Sanchez
from the Bronx, New York!
610
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,570
What's Nicky doing there?
611
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,740
Trying to capture
his brother in a flask...
612
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,490
and preserve the balance
of good and evil on Earth.
613
00:38:18,950 --> 00:38:21,450
-Did you just talk?
-No.
614
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:27,170
-Are you Miguel from the Bronx?
-No. I'm Nicky from the South.
615
00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:29,040
Hey, give me that!
616
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,960
You better win these people
some free pizza...
617
00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:34,470
because it looks like they're
about to kill each other.
618
00:38:34,930 --> 00:38:35,550
All right.
619
00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:37,760
Who's that man, Mommy?
620
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,010
I don't know,
but he sure is butt-ugly.
621
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,270
Release the evil.
622
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,060
Too much evil.
623
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:56,150
I think that ball just blew up,
and, yes, my hair is aflame.
624
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:58,240
I don't know
what the Hell that was.
625
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,410
-Don't do it again, huh?
-All right.
626
00:39:01,870 --> 00:39:06,370
I command you not to blow up
and go into that metal circle.
627
00:39:12,930 --> 00:39:14,830
Get that crap out of here!
628
00:39:16,050 --> 00:39:18,090
I know you're having fun,
Cassius...
629
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,550
but you really got
to come back to Hell.
630
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:24,770
Look around you, Nicky.
We're in Hell. The new Hell.
631
00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:31,440
Do it! Do it! Do it!
632
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,200
I was sent here
to take you back...
633
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:37,570
and that's what I'm going to do.
634
00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:40,660
Don't make me take out
the shovel again, Trick.
635
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,070
I think we're about to see
a Devil showdown.
636
00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:47,950
Dad got sick when you guys left.
637
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,910
I'm glad he's dying...
638
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:53,500
because it's my turn now.
639
00:39:54,590 --> 00:39:56,670
You're going to wish
you never said that.
640
00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:02,260
Take him to the hole, Nicky.
641
00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:05,220
I mean, woof woof.
642
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,850
Come on, brother, come on!
643
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,020
Come on!
644
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:21,530
Daddy can't help you!
645
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,170
Enough!
646
00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:40,840
This show gets better
every year!
647
00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:43,680
That was sick.
Who taught you that shit?
648
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,260
Sorry, Cassius.
649
00:40:45,730 --> 00:40:48,850
It must be the Super Devil Juice
Dad gave me.
650
00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:51,310
Super Devil Juice?
Give me that, little girl.
651
00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:53,050
Don't drink out of it, please!
652
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:06,660
Now that was some straight-up
David Copperfield shit!
653
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:08,950
Damn you, Nicky!
654
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,330
There ain't no Super Devil Juice
in here!
655
00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:12,540
Hail, Nicky!
656
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,870
We are forever your slaves!
657
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,380
-So your father's the Devil.
-Sí, seòor.
658
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:27,800
You're a talking dog from Hell.
You guys are who?
659
00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:31,140
A couple of big fans of Nicky
and the work his dad does.
660
00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:34,100
By the way, Nicky,
check this out.
661
00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:41,150
What's Ozzy trying to say there?
662
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,240
John, absolutely nothing.
663
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,030
The Blizzard always
came straight with his messages.
664
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:49,830
But wrap your minds around this,
gentlemen.
665
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:55,330
Chicago.
666
00:41:59,130 --> 00:42:01,670
I love this song.
667
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,850
I command you
in the name of Lucifer...
668
00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,260
to spread the blood
of the innocent.
669
00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:11,980
Oh, my God, Chicago kicks ass!
670
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:14,180
That was awesome.
671
00:42:14,650 --> 00:42:19,060
You know, guys,
this cake tastes a little funny.
672
00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:22,150
I dumped a fat sack of reefer
in the mix.
673
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:24,520
Thought I'd spice up the bash.
674
00:42:24,990 --> 00:42:26,820
-Really?
-What's reefer?
675
00:42:27,290 --> 00:42:29,490
About five hundred bucks
an ounce.
676
00:42:43,510 --> 00:42:45,340
Come on, Nicky, one more time.
677
00:42:45,810 --> 00:42:47,510
I can't. It's starting to hurt.
678
00:42:47,970 --> 00:42:50,100
Come on, you totally got to!
679
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,720
All right, all right. Last time.
680
00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:54,730
Here he goes!
681
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:02,270
That's insane!
682
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:05,780
How do you do that?
683
00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:09,740
I used to get messed up
like this...
684
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,910
with my first girlfriend
Heather.
685
00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:16,670
We'd get so loopy,
she would forget I was a dog.
686
00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,960
-She was a human?
-No. A sewer rat.
687
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,580
Man, that pissed my parents off.
688
00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:26,420
You know, I was in love once...
689
00:43:26,890 --> 00:43:28,510
but she said I wasn't
financially reliable...
690
00:43:28,970 --> 00:43:30,140
and she needed that.
691
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,340
By "she," do you mean "he"?
692
00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:35,020
-No.
-Busted!
693
00:43:36,650 --> 00:43:37,600
Please.
694
00:43:38,070 --> 00:43:42,810
How you feeling over there,
Satan Abdul-Jabbar?
695
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,990
A little strange.
696
00:43:45,450 --> 00:43:48,820
I can't stop thinking
about this girl Valerie.
697
00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,740
Why? Did she hurt you?
698
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,000
Do you need to cry
on my shoulder?
699
00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:54,570
Easy, Liberace.
700
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,750
Would you grow up?
701
00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:58,700
Liberace.
702
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,580
I was having the best day
with her...
703
00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:04,630
until Adrian made me tell her
she had a heart-shaped heinie.
704
00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:07,050
Maybe you love her.
But what do I know?
705
00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:09,800
I can't even see straight.
706
00:44:11,970 --> 00:44:14,470
Me, too! We got to get going.
707
00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:17,510
You guys can crash here.
I have an extra futon.
708
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:20,220
That's a big pass, Elton John.
709
00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:24,230
Ozzy starts in 30 minutes.
That'll cheer you up, Nicky.
710
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:25,730
Yeah, let's roll.
711
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,900
I can't give the Ozz man
the full focus he deserves.
712
00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,280
Sorry, fellas.
713
00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:34,860
This chick must be
the real deal, then.
714
00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:37,290
-Later, bro.
-Good-bye, John.
715
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,080
-Good luck, Nicky.
-OK, Pete.
716
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:42,170
You better snap out
of it soon, kid...
717
00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:44,710
because we're going
after Adrian tomorrow...
718
00:44:45,170 --> 00:44:47,420
bright and early.
Night-night.
719
00:44:47,890 --> 00:44:51,470
Yeah, I know.
Get some sleep thing, Mr Beefy.
720
00:45:03,190 --> 00:45:06,980
That is the most horrifying
thing I have ever seen.
721
00:45:12,490 --> 00:45:14,740
Go to her.
722
00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:25,630
All right.
723
00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:30,920
I smell coconuts.
724
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,010
Coconuts.
725
00:45:49,530 --> 00:45:51,610
That dude looks like a lady.
726
00:45:52,070 --> 00:45:53,070
You want to come in?
727
00:45:53,530 --> 00:45:56,490
Actually, I'm looking
for a girl named Valerie.
728
00:45:56,950 --> 00:45:59,410
Valerie Veran?
Two floors up, one window over.
729
00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:00,620
Thanks much.
730
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,740
Good luck
with the nipple rubbing.
731
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:06,580
I don't need luck. I'm good.
732
00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:09,040
I can see that.
733
00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:35,280
Oh, my God!
Nicky, is that you?
734
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:37,820
Stay right there.
735
00:46:38,290 --> 00:46:39,910
I will.
736
00:46:50,130 --> 00:46:52,040
What were you thinking
coming here?
737
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,630
I don't know, but it didn't
involve going blind.
738
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,670
Oh, my God! Nicky!
739
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:01,020
Please don't die!
740
00:47:05,770 --> 00:47:07,430
What are you doing?
741
00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:11,110
I think I'm floating.
742
00:47:11,570 --> 00:47:14,060
Why would you be floating?
743
00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:17,820
Maybe it was because
of this cake I ate earlier.
744
00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:20,660
Am I supposed to not be
freaked out right now?
745
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:21,870
Because I am.
746
00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:23,450
I'm freaked out, too.
747
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,540
The butterflies in my stomach
are flapping around...
748
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,670
in a way I've never felt before.
749
00:47:30,130 --> 00:47:32,040
You got the wrong window again,
man.
750
00:47:32,510 --> 00:47:34,220
Oh, sorry, Nipples. Valerie!
751
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,880
-Nicky, over here.
-I'm coming.
752
00:47:37,350 --> 00:47:38,680
Oh, my God, you made it.
753
00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:42,760
Valerie, I can see again,
and you look beautiful.
754
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,180
Just because you're floating...
755
00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:48,600
doesn't mean I'm going to forget
you giving me the finger.
756
00:47:49,070 --> 00:47:50,180
That wasn't me.
757
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,810
I was being possessed
by my brother Adrian.
758
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,360
What do you mean, possessed?
759
00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:57,610
Remember when I told you
that my father was in Hell?
760
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,860
That's because he's the Devil...
761
00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:04,700
and he wants to keep his throne
for another 10,000 years.
762
00:48:05,170 --> 00:48:06,660
And that pissed off
my brothers...
763
00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:08,540
so they broke
the gates of Hell...
764
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,700
which is making my father
decompose.
765
00:48:13,170 --> 00:48:17,500
I love my father very much,
so I came to Earth to save him.
766
00:48:18,850 --> 00:48:20,920
Now I get that Deep South joke.
767
00:48:24,810 --> 00:48:27,430
I don't know
if I should believe you.
768
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,890
You got to believe.
Believe in the butterflies.
769
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,730
Wait. OK. OK, OK, I believe.
770
00:48:33,190 --> 00:48:35,980
Come on. Come back up.
771
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:40,400
Take my hand, Valerie.
772
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,200
Fly with me.
I can give you the power.
773
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,960
That's
the Empire State Building.
774
00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:59,630
There's Popeye's chicken--
right there.
775
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:03,260
The Hell Beast is above us...
776
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,640
and I can smell an evil slut.
777
00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:09,600
Whoa, Devil!
778
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:10,930
Did you do that?
779
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,070
Nobody calls my girl
an evil slut.
780
00:49:16,030 --> 00:49:17,020
Good morning, New York.
781
00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:18,820
This is an "Action News"
special report.
782
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,280
A shocking crime...
783
00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,150
results in a record
fifty-million-dollar reward...
784
00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:25,080
for the capture of this man.
785
00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,650
His name is unknown...
786
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,360
but his actions have earned him
the label "The Monster."
787
00:49:29,830 --> 00:49:32,290
He should be considered armed
and extremely dangerous.
788
00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,250
The man who caused
such a sensation...
789
00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:37,120
at the game yesterday
is no hero.
790
00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:40,000
He is, in fact, a mass murderer.
791
00:49:40,470 --> 00:49:42,680
-This is real bad.
-Where the heck is Nicky?
792
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:44,170
I have authorized a reward...
793
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,600
to the person
who brings this man to me.
794
00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:48,890
It's a setup.
795
00:49:51,310 --> 00:49:53,310
Good morning, young lady.
796
00:49:56,190 --> 00:49:58,400
That looks like it tastes great.
797
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:01,770
Look at that.
798
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,150
Mr Beefy would like you.
799
00:50:05,490 --> 00:50:06,990
Oh, look.
800
00:50:49,410 --> 00:50:50,440
There he is!
801
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,540
Wait. Wait.
802
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,160
What is happening?
803
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,250
There he is!
804
00:51:43,010 --> 00:51:44,920
I'm not a monster.
805
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,810
Release the evil.
806
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:26,670
Beefy, I think I'm in trouble.
807
00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:28,550
The shit has hit the fan, kid.
808
00:52:29,010 --> 00:52:29,880
Take a look.
809
00:52:30,350 --> 00:52:31,680
This videotape
will show what he did...
810
00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:33,680
after he left the game.
811
00:52:34,730 --> 00:52:36,720
Say hello to my little friend.
812
00:52:39,230 --> 00:52:40,690
My name is Nicky...
813
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:43,440
and I'm going to kill all
you suckers for no reason.
814
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:47,020
That's not me! That's
that cockroach Tony Montana!
815
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,570
-Difficult to watch, I know.
-This is Adrian's work.
816
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,370
He superimposed your head
onto "Scarface."
817
00:52:54,830 --> 00:52:57,120
Which is probably DePalma's
third best film.
818
00:52:59,380 --> 00:53:00,330
I'm not Nicky.
819
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,700
Dude, it's us. Let us in.
820
00:53:03,170 --> 00:53:05,410
-John! Pete!
-Nicky!
821
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,590
There's a total mob scene
coming this way.
822
00:53:08,050 --> 00:53:10,630
It looks like they're following
a giant trail of bug shit.
823
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,210
What do we do now, Beefy?
824
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,340
I don't know. This is
a little out of my league.
825
00:53:14,810 --> 00:53:17,350
-What would your dad do, Nicky?
-That's a great idea!
826
00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:19,270
I'll ask him. Kill me.
827
00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:20,680
Are you serious?
828
00:53:21,150 --> 00:53:24,270
Yes. We'll meet
at Grand Central Station, noon.
829
00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:26,480
Now I command you--do me.
830
00:53:26,950 --> 00:53:27,940
All right!
831
00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:34,860
That just hurt a lot.
832
00:53:35,330 --> 00:53:36,280
Still alive, though.
833
00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,620
I've always wanted
to kill someone.
834
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,790
Can I give it a try?
835
00:53:44,130 --> 00:53:47,210
Damn you, Kevin Spacey!
836
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,800
You take all my parts!
837
00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,050
Hey, you lose--royal flush.
838
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,430
Off with the brassiere.
839
00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:59,010
The last time I saw
a pair of jugs that big...
840
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,220
two hillbillies
were blowing on them.
841
00:54:06,530 --> 00:54:08,690
Oh, my God, Dad.
842
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,860
Nicky, I got no legs.
843
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,520
I got no hips.
844
00:54:13,990 --> 00:54:15,450
I got one ear.
845
00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:16,740
I got no ears.
846
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,240
Now he has no ears.
Are you happy, Nicky?
847
00:54:19,710 --> 00:54:21,910
Adrian's got the whole city
following me.
848
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:23,660
I can't hear you, Nicky!
849
00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,540
Check one, two. Check one, two.
850
00:54:26,010 --> 00:54:26,920
Put it back on my head!
851
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:29,920
You got until midnight tonight.
852
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:33,880
Get your ass back up there,
and save your father. Go!
853
00:54:34,350 --> 00:54:36,550
-I'm going to save you, Dad.
-Go, go, go!
854
00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:39,260
-I'm going to save you!
-Go, then! Move it!
855
00:54:39,730 --> 00:54:40,970
Go, Nicky, go!
856
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,640
Sure you're down with this?
857
00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:45,150
A little nervous. Want to puke.
858
00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:49,190
Hey, hey, fuzz.
We know where to find Nicky.
859
00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:55,620
-Let's go.
-Get in.
860
00:54:56,330 --> 00:54:57,240
What's up, Police Chief?
861
00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,110
-You have what I want.
-You got what we want?
862
00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:02,570
Fifty million bones, bro.
863
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,670
-Here's the money.
-Whoa, my God!
864
00:55:05,130 --> 00:55:07,200
That's half of it. You get
the rest when I get Nicky.
865
00:55:07,670 --> 00:55:08,870
Thanks much.
866
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:11,750
I got to warn you, man.
He's kind of not human.
867
00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:14,890
-Really?
-He might be the son of Satan.
868
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,520
I guess I'll have to be
extra careful, then, aren't l?
869
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:27,940
Now, where is he?
870
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,940
Hey, come on, that was cool!
871
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,570
Do it again!
872
00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:39,530
Out of the way!
873
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,920
Where is he? He's late.
874
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,370
He'll be here.
Just keep your skirt on.
875
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,080
That's where he comes out of.
876
00:55:50,550 --> 00:55:51,920
Over there!
877
00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:54,420
We've been ratted out.
878
00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:57,840
We thought the son of Satan
would understand such a move.
879
00:55:58,310 --> 00:56:00,930
-Get these two out of here.
-All right, this way.
880
00:56:02,770 --> 00:56:05,220
What is this?
A bulldog and his gay lover?
881
00:56:05,690 --> 00:56:06,520
Oh, shut up.
882
00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,770
It's true. It's true.
883
00:56:09,230 --> 00:56:10,100
Judas.
884
00:56:10,570 --> 00:56:12,530
Judas Priest, maybe.
885
00:56:12,990 --> 00:56:15,480
I'm only an actor.
I don't know what's happening.
886
00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:18,110
Take him to the holding area.
Seal off all the exits.
887
00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:21,070
I'm only an actor!
888
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:24,150
You want to see something cool?
889
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:25,950
Definitely.
890
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:38,180
Pick me a winner.
891
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,640
Oh, sick!
892
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,640
Oh, my God, that was awesome!
893
00:56:46,650 --> 00:56:49,600
So, what time's
my brother expected back?
894
00:56:50,070 --> 00:56:53,100
Noon. Ish.
895
00:56:53,570 --> 00:56:55,400
Even though you're
not really the chief...
896
00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:57,490
we still get the rest
of the cash, right, bro?
897
00:56:57,950 --> 00:56:59,320
You know what you'll get, boys?
898
00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:01,530
An indescribably
horrific torture...
899
00:57:01,990 --> 00:57:05,280
administered by demons
for the rest of eternity.
900
00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:07,290
And we get to keep the cash,
too, right?
901
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:08,830
Sure.
902
00:57:09,290 --> 00:57:10,620
Why not?
903
00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:12,790
You're hurting me.
904
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:14,420
Shut up.
905
00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:27,600
Applesauce every time.
906
00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:28,930
Hey, boys!
907
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,560
You want a blizzard
with my flip-flop?
908
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:34,980
No, thanks, but we'll take
that bottle of booze.
909
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,650
Beat it, you freak.
Get out of here.
910
00:57:38,110 --> 00:57:40,490
I'll be back with my flip-flop!
911
00:57:44,790 --> 00:57:45,990
Schnapps.
912
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,280
Peppermint?
913
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,330
All right!
914
00:57:55,010 --> 00:57:56,090
Want a hit?
915
00:57:56,550 --> 00:57:59,830
Drink up.
Here's to fifty million clams.
916
00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:03,010
To the defilement of Earth
and corruption of its people.
917
00:58:03,470 --> 00:58:05,470
OK, whatever.
Just drink it.
918
00:58:05,930 --> 00:58:06,960
Cheers.
919
00:58:17,110 --> 00:58:19,650
It's awfully hot down here.
920
00:58:20,110 --> 00:58:23,980
How do you manage
to stay so cool?
921
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,490
Beer lowers
the body temperature.
922
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,740
I read that in a beer magazine.
923
00:58:34,130 --> 00:58:36,920
This liquid
will probably quench my thirst.
924
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:40,210
-Cool me off.
-Definitely.
925
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,000
Give you a pretty good buzz.
926
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:50,430
Or maybe it will trap me inside
for all of eternity.
927
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:53,560
No, it won't?
928
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:57,690
Oh, Nicky.
I've missed you.
929
00:58:58,150 --> 00:59:00,030
Come out and say hello!
930
00:59:00,490 --> 00:59:01,950
I'm not Nicky.
931
00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:04,480
I'm calling you out, brother!
932
00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:11,280
Adrian, this is very painful.
933
00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:28,630
-There you are.
-I told you he was sick.
934
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:30,260
Oh, hello, Cassius.
935
00:59:30,730 --> 00:59:32,190
All right, Adrian! Let me out!
936
00:59:32,650 --> 00:59:35,600
New Hell really only needs
one new Satan.
937
00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:37,480
You motherfu--
938
00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:41,060
But Cassius could use
some company for eternity.
939
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,280
So get in the flask.
940
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:44,940
Kick his ass, Nicky.
941
00:59:45,410 --> 00:59:46,150
Sleep.
942
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:48,030
You got it.
943
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:55,210
Hey, hold up.
Someone's got to take a pee.
944
00:59:58,340 --> 01:00:00,910
That dog's got smoke balls!
945
01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:06,340
Run, Beefy! Run!
946
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,430
You can't make me drink, Adrian.
947
01:00:08,890 --> 01:00:09,970
Of course I can.
948
01:00:14,690 --> 01:00:17,470
Oh, it's Nicky's
little ragamuffin.
949
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:19,190
Drink or she dies.
950
01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:22,110
Unlike you, she won't come back
from where she's going.
951
01:00:25,110 --> 01:00:27,870
Let go of her!
This is between you and me!
952
01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:31,830
I hear a train a-coming!
953
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,910
Adrian, stop!
954
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:38,080
-Drink!
-All right! Don't hurt her!
955
01:00:39,250 --> 01:00:40,170
Don't do it, Nicky!
956
01:00:40,630 --> 01:00:42,460
I have to, Valerie.
957
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,350
Now, that hurt the both of us.
958
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,240
See you in Hell!
959
01:01:17,790 --> 01:01:20,630
Hey, look at the bright side.
You can go for a swim.
960
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,880
You can play the harmonica,
and you can choke someone.
961
01:01:24,340 --> 01:01:26,420
Take me to my room.
I want to be alone!
962
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,790
In your weakened condition,
if you vacate the throne...
963
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,930
any of your sons can claim
the seat of power for their own.
964
01:01:32,390 --> 01:01:34,130
Horseshit.
965
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,340
Hey, good news.
Adrian's back.
966
01:01:36,810 --> 01:01:38,140
I'm going to be all right?
967
01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:40,810
Where's Nicky?
968
01:01:41,270 --> 01:01:42,730
He came with you and Cassius,
right?
969
01:01:43,190 --> 01:01:44,690
I came through that gate alone.
970
01:01:45,150 --> 01:01:46,730
Sorry, sir. False alarm.
971
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,780
Would everyone stop
playing with me...
972
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,480
and tell me
what my brother's up to?
973
01:02:12,850 --> 01:02:14,670
What is this?
974
01:02:27,070 --> 01:02:29,640
Is it Dad's birthday?
975
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,200
There he is.
976
01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:41,490
Hi! I can't believe you're here!
977
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:42,790
Welcome.
978
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:44,790
Up with the sign.
979
01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:49,330
Can I just tell you
I am so excited right now?
980
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,090
-So excited!
-She really is.
981
01:02:52,550 --> 01:02:54,100
If you could point me
to the Black Palace...
982
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,050
I really got to check in
with my dad.
983
01:02:59,270 --> 01:03:01,720
Can I ask you something?
984
01:03:02,190 --> 01:03:03,730
What do you know about your mom?
985
01:03:04,190 --> 01:03:05,470
My mom.
986
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:09,230
My brothers tell me
that she was a mountain goat...
987
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:12,020
which would explain
my chronic halitosis.
988
01:03:12,490 --> 01:03:14,450
A mountain goat?
That's really sweet.
989
01:03:14,910 --> 01:03:16,020
Jenna, chair.
990
01:03:17,950 --> 01:03:19,120
Thanks.
991
01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:22,290
My mother wasn't a goat?
992
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:24,620
Try an angel.
993
01:03:25,090 --> 01:03:28,340
An angel?
994
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,040
I'm your mom.
995
01:03:33,090 --> 01:03:37,550
If you're my mom,
then how come you're not older?
996
01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:39,970
Angels don't get any older, son.
997
01:03:40,430 --> 01:03:43,190
I can't believe
you just called him "son."
998
01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,970
This is so wild!
999
01:03:50,610 --> 01:03:53,610
Jenna, Christa.
Time for your mambo lesson.
1000
01:03:54,070 --> 01:03:56,530
Chubbs, I'm so sorry.
I totally spaced.
1001
01:03:56,990 --> 01:03:58,900
I have company.
This is my son Nicky.
1002
01:04:01,290 --> 01:04:02,490
Chubbs used to be a golf pro...
1003
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,750
but up here he's just
the dopest dance instructor.
1004
01:04:05,210 --> 01:04:06,040
Ah, that's nice.
1005
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:07,500
You mambo?
1006
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:08,910
I don't think so.
1007
01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:12,130
It's all in the hips.
1008
01:04:14,470 --> 01:04:16,680
-Bye, Chubbs.
-All in the hips, yeah!
1009
01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:18,630
Nobody in this room
will tell you a thing, Adrian.
1010
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:20,180
Right!
1011
01:04:21,230 --> 01:04:22,390
Hey, let him go!
1012
01:04:23,850 --> 01:04:27,440
Perhaps a titty-twister
will loosen your lips.
1013
01:04:29,110 --> 01:04:30,060
I'm getting turned on.
1014
01:04:30,530 --> 01:04:32,850
All I know is that if you
sit on that throne...
1015
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,980
in your father's
weakened condition--
1016
01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,150
Tit-head, no!
1017
01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:39,980
You can claim the seat of power
for your own.
1018
01:04:41,830 --> 01:04:42,830
Really?
1019
01:04:43,290 --> 01:04:44,620
As the founder of Hell...
1020
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,160
I command you
to stay off that throne!
1021
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,920
Even in Hell I get no respect.
1022
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:53,340
Put me down!
1023
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,650
So where did you meet Dad?
1024
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,200
It was a long time ago
at this Heaven-Hell mixer.
1025
01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:25,200
I remember that night.
You had, like, four daiquiris.
1026
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:26,530
At first
I didn't really like him.
1027
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,410
-He was really conceited.
-But he was funny.
1028
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:32,790
And I hate to admit it,
but he had a really hot body.
1029
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,380
Puppy phone.
1030
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,840
It's so cute.
1031
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:41,550
Hi, Michelle.
Yeah, he's here right now.
1032
01:05:42,010 --> 01:05:44,340
I don't know if he's hot.
He's my son, you perv.
1033
01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:46,050
Can I call you back?
1034
01:05:48,020 --> 01:05:49,730
That was my friend Michelle.
She says hi.
1035
01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:51,560
Say hi back.
1036
01:05:52,650 --> 01:05:53,600
I'll just call her later.
1037
01:05:54,070 --> 01:05:56,640
We totally saw you
save your girlfriend's life.
1038
01:05:57,110 --> 01:05:57,730
That was so cool.
1039
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,020
That's why you came to Heaven
instead of Hell.
1040
01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:02,150
Self-sacrifice
automatically gets you here.
1041
01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:03,650
How did you see me?
1042
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,040
We can see anything
that's going on on Earth. Look.
1043
01:06:08,290 --> 01:06:09,490
Someone else is taking
the internship.
1044
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,200
That's "Felicity."
I love that show. Do you watch?
1045
01:06:12,670 --> 01:06:14,960
I haven't seen it,
but I hear good things.
1046
01:06:17,170 --> 01:06:19,050
This is an "Action News"
special report.
1047
01:06:19,510 --> 01:06:22,630
Moments ago, a large chunk
of what appears to be Hell...
1048
01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:25,470
began to rise
from beneath Central Park.
1049
01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:27,680
Far from being terrified...
1050
01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:30,140
many New Yorkers have begun
flocking to the site...
1051
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,230
turning it into an unofficial
party central.
1052
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,020
And this just in...
1053
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,980
I'm cheating on my husband
with the weatherman.
1054
01:06:40,990 --> 01:06:42,400
Show him Central Park.
1055
01:06:42,870 --> 01:06:44,240
I love your legs.
1056
01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:05,300
That's my father's throne!
1057
01:07:05,770 --> 01:07:07,640
-Is Dad OK?
-Let's see.
1058
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:10,060
I was a good Devil, wasn't l?
1059
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,680
You were the best Devil, sir!
1060
01:07:13,150 --> 01:07:15,640
If we fall in there,
we will die. Period.
1061
01:07:16,110 --> 01:07:18,860
My underwear is so far up my ass
I could taste it.
1062
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,150
I hear that.
1063
01:07:20,610 --> 01:07:23,820
Welcome to the party!
1064
01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:29,610
It's so nice
to see you all here.
1065
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,320
I'm so proud of you.
1066
01:07:32,790 --> 01:07:36,540
You've taken to sin
with such minimal prompting.
1067
01:07:39,510 --> 01:07:42,790
You're acting as if
there is no Heaven or Hell.
1068
01:07:46,810 --> 01:07:48,880
Well, I've got news for you.
1069
01:07:52,390 --> 01:07:56,100
There is most definitely a Hell.
1070
01:07:56,570 --> 01:07:57,350
What?
1071
01:07:57,820 --> 01:08:00,940
And you're all
going there when you die.
1072
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:04,650
Which is in about
fifteen minutes.
1073
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,950
Holy shit,
we really are going to die!
1074
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,990
I'm really burning now!
1075
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,040
What are we going to do?
1076
01:08:19,510 --> 01:08:20,960
I got to help her.
1077
01:08:21,420 --> 01:08:23,130
I got to help Dad.
1078
01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:25,340
I got to help everybody.
1079
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,750
At the stroke of midnight...
1080
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:29,930
my father will be
completely deteriorated...
1081
01:08:30,390 --> 01:08:33,560
and all your souls will be mine.
1082
01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:35,350
Soon you will see things...
1083
01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:37,890
more horrible
than you can even imagine.
1084
01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:44,610
Well, maybe not that horrible,
but still pretty bad.
1085
01:08:46,030 --> 01:08:47,410
So, while we wait...
1086
01:08:47,870 --> 01:08:49,200
for your enjoyment...
1087
01:08:49,660 --> 01:08:51,780
I bring you a dear, sweet man--
1088
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:54,780
Mr Henry Winkler.
1089
01:08:56,130 --> 01:08:56,910
Good evening.
1090
01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:59,080
Covered in bees!
1091
01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,550
How can I win?
1092
01:09:06,010 --> 01:09:09,050
Adrian is stronger
and smarter than me.
1093
01:09:09,510 --> 01:09:10,260
Stronger, yes.
1094
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,350
Smarter, definitely.
1095
01:09:12,810 --> 01:09:14,680
But you have something
that he doesn't have.
1096
01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:17,390
A speech impediment?
1097
01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:20,270
The inner light, honey.
1098
01:09:20,730 --> 01:09:22,110
And you can totally use it.
1099
01:09:22,570 --> 01:09:25,140
-It's the best power of all.
-I do?
1100
01:09:25,610 --> 01:09:28,570
And God told me if you
get in really bad trouble...
1101
01:09:29,030 --> 01:09:30,410
you can use this.
1102
01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:32,580
What is it?
1103
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,580
I'm not totally
a hundred percent on that...
1104
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,710
but God said when the time came,
you'd know what to do with it.
1105
01:09:38,170 --> 01:09:39,030
God's so smart.
1106
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,130
Like "Jeopardy!" smart.
1107
01:09:44,550 --> 01:09:45,330
My little boy.
1108
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,470
Mommy,
get me to the Big Apple...
1109
01:09:48,930 --> 01:09:52,090
because I'm going to
rock that town like a hurricane.
1110
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:53,890
You're already there.
1111
01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,350
Bye, Nicky.
1112
01:09:55,810 --> 01:09:57,220
Bye, Mom.
1113
01:09:57,690 --> 01:09:59,150
Bye, guys.
1114
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,360
Release the good.
1115
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:24,330
Yes, they're furry.
1116
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,620
Bunny, bunny, bunny!
1117
01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,250
Release the awesome.
1118
01:10:33,010 --> 01:10:35,470
What you do is put it
in your mouth...
1119
01:10:35,930 --> 01:10:40,060
and let the meat slide down
your throat hole.
1120
01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:43,480
Not you, not you!
1121
01:10:47,570 --> 01:10:50,490
Popeye's chicken
is the shizzney!
1122
01:11:10,930 --> 01:11:13,300
You know, from this angle,
you're kind of cute.
1123
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,960
You think so?
1124
01:11:16,850 --> 01:11:17,800
Oh, my God.
1125
01:11:18,270 --> 01:11:20,510
He just opened his mouth
and swallowed that spit.
1126
01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:23,810
That turn you on there, RuPaul?
1127
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,310
Excuse me. Pardon me.
1128
01:11:33,410 --> 01:11:35,070
Little Nicky.
1129
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:38,160
I knew you would make it!
1130
01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:41,950
Adrian, I'm asking you nicely.
1131
01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:44,710
Let my friends alone...
1132
01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:47,160
and get in the flask.
1133
01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:48,410
Is this a joke?
1134
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,510
No, it's the inner light...
1135
01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:53,670
and with it,
we can defeat whatever you got.
1136
01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,380
It's true!
1137
01:11:59,270 --> 01:12:00,810
It's not true!
1138
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,390
Run, traitors, run!
1139
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,190
OK, Adrian.
1140
01:12:07,650 --> 01:12:10,400
You've left me no choice.
1141
01:12:23,670 --> 01:12:25,210
Leave this to me.
1142
01:12:26,460 --> 01:12:28,370
Let's see what you've got.
1143
01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:15,290
Enough!
1144
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:19,600
I'm going to kill you
with my bare hands.
1145
01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:21,340
I'm ready for you.
1146
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,340
I guess I wasn't ready.
1147
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,150
-I totally had to do that.
-Hell, yeah!
1148
01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:41,530
-Good job!
-That's great!
1149
01:13:41,990 --> 01:13:43,410
Thanks, Mom !
1150
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,710
I'm going to ask you nicely.
1151
01:13:53,170 --> 01:13:55,080
Get in the fla--
1152
01:13:55,550 --> 01:13:58,340
You want a pillow fight, do you?
1153
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,290
Let's let the feathers fly.
1154
01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:04,090
Come on, now.
1155
01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,760
Come on.
1156
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,730
I'm right here.
Where am I going with it, baby?
1157
01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:15,220
Here I am.
1158
01:14:18,910 --> 01:14:20,100
I'm sleeping.
1159
01:14:20,570 --> 01:14:21,740
Or am l?
1160
01:14:25,910 --> 01:14:26,740
Thanks, Mr Winkler.
1161
01:14:27,210 --> 01:14:29,500
I'm asking you one last time.
1162
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,000
Get in the flask.
1163
01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:34,340
A little help here, please.
1164
01:14:37,010 --> 01:14:37,590
Please!
1165
01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:40,670
Don't do this! No!
1166
01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:48,100
Good-bye, Nicky.
1167
01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:59,180
Nice to see you, brothers.
1168
01:14:59,660 --> 01:15:01,450
Now I'm going to bust
both of your heads wide open!
1169
01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:10,200
-Come on!
-Get 'em, Nicky!
1170
01:15:10,670 --> 01:15:11,660
Come on, Nicky!
1171
01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:15,990
You can do it, Nicky!
Kick him in his hairy balls!
1172
01:15:16,460 --> 01:15:17,920
Good idea.
1173
01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:21,330
One down, one to go, Adrian.
1174
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,710
You've asked for this.
Time for the shovel!
1175
01:15:24,180 --> 01:15:26,050
Bring it on!
1176
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,670
-Kill him, Adrian!
-Shut up!
1177
01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:31,100
-Get him, Nicky!
-Let go of me!
1178
01:16:03,050 --> 01:16:06,090
How did a nice Southern boy
learn to fight like that?
1179
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:09,560
I guess from my father's side
of the family.
1180
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,570
What? No tongue?
1181
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:37,780
Catch me if you can!
1182
01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,420
That is wicked!
1183
01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:47,880
Not long now!
1184
01:16:50,980 --> 01:16:51,670
You got to fly out.
1185
01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:53,520
Soon it will all be mine!
1186
01:16:53,980 --> 01:16:55,850
Nicky! I know you can do it.
1187
01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:57,310
Run, run!
1188
01:16:57,770 --> 01:16:59,150
Do it for the butterflies.
1189
01:16:59,610 --> 01:17:01,230
Butterflies?
1190
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,280
The power of good
lets you fly out.
1191
01:17:09,740 --> 01:17:11,200
Well, you're too late, Nicky!
1192
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:16,000
Behold your new Satan!
1193
01:17:17,170 --> 01:17:19,710
What's that?
What's with the ball?
1194
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,920
-Ozzy?
-Holy shit.
1195
01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:30,590
No, no, no!
1196
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:32,470
You can do it, Ozzy!
1197
01:17:32,930 --> 01:17:35,060
Bite his fricking head off!
1198
01:17:38,230 --> 01:17:39,430
Spit him in the flask!
1199
01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:40,930
Here you go, Ozzy.
1200
01:17:46,450 --> 01:17:48,990
-Grand Central, Nicky!
-Start running.
1201
01:17:49,450 --> 01:17:50,700
-You'll never make it.
-You've got to die.
1202
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:52,280
I'll just go to Heaven.
1203
01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:55,280
Not if you do something bad
right before you die.
1204
01:17:55,750 --> 01:17:56,610
You're right.
1205
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,870
Hey, Nicky!
Cover Winkler in bees!
1206
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:00,530
You can do it!
1207
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,790
Sorry, Henry.
1208
01:18:06,050 --> 01:18:07,630
-Do me!
-With what?
1209
01:18:08,090 --> 01:18:09,040
I don't know.
1210
01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:11,720
Here. Kill him with this.
1211
01:18:13,270 --> 01:18:14,760
I'll never forget you, guys.
1212
01:18:15,230 --> 01:18:18,760
And we will never forget you,
my friend.
1213
01:18:24,990 --> 01:18:26,860
I love you.
1214
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,780
And I love you, Nicky.
1215
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:41,490
I got them, Dad! I did it!
1216
01:18:44,170 --> 01:18:47,090
Unholiness, you're back!
1217
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,680
You look great!
1218
01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:51,630
It's all in the hips
1219
01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:54,050
It's in the hips
1220
01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:58,220
You're all right!
1221
01:18:58,690 --> 01:18:59,880
You came through, Nicky.
1222
01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:01,900
I came through for you, Dad...
1223
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,860
and I came through
for Mom and the butterflies.
1224
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,110
You're back in Hell now, kid.
1225
01:19:08,570 --> 01:19:10,150
There are no butterflies here.
1226
01:19:10,610 --> 01:19:13,190
If you want butterflies,
you need to be on Earth.
1227
01:19:13,660 --> 01:19:19,530
What about you and Grandpa
and everybody in Hell?
1228
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:23,620
I let my butterflies die
once upon a time...
1229
01:19:24,090 --> 01:19:26,130
and it's never stopped hurting.
1230
01:19:26,590 --> 01:19:27,670
That's right!
1231
01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:29,460
You heard me, Holly.
1232
01:19:29,930 --> 01:19:30,710
What?
1233
01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:32,590
I'm still in love with you!
1234
01:19:33,050 --> 01:19:34,710
Oh, my God,
he's talking about me.
1235
01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:38,140
And don't think I forgot
about how crazy you get...
1236
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,680
after a few daiquiris.
1237
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:46,030
That guy is still
the biggest horndog.
1238
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:47,760
Yeah, he is.
1239
01:19:49,110 --> 01:19:51,190
Listen, I got down low.
1240
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:54,490
Your mom's got up high.
1241
01:19:54,950 --> 01:19:56,360
You take care of the middle.
1242
01:19:56,830 --> 01:19:58,620
OK, Dad.
1243
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:03,160
But, in the words
of Motley Crue...
1244
01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:07,460
this will always be
my home sweet home.
1245
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,550
Don't be afraid
to show your face.
1246
01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:12,050
You're such a handsome boy.
1247
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,470
I hate to interrupt...
1248
01:20:16,930 --> 01:20:19,300
but it's time
for Hitler's punishment.
1249
01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:21,590
-I'll take that.
-Maybe they'll let us out.
1250
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:22,890
Grandpa!
1251
01:20:23,350 --> 01:20:24,550
OK, kids.
1252
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,650
Enjoy your new home!
1253
01:20:28,610 --> 01:20:31,310
Holy shnit!
1254
01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,620
Such a little angel.
1255
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,110
Only a quarter, ma'am.
1256
01:20:46,590 --> 01:20:48,410
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
1257
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:51,580
Sorry.
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