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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:11,576 [instrumental music] 4 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,991 [music continues] 5 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:02,062 [music continues] 6 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,949 [instrumental music] 7 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,180 ♪ What does my heart most desire ♪ 8 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:36,400 ♪ What am I craving for ♪ 9 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,968 ♪ A tune to set my feet on fire ♪ 10 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:41,753 ♪ And a ballroomfloor ♪ 11 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,929 ♪ In the winter in the summer ♪ 12 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,149 ♪ In the spring or fall ♪ 13 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:49,544 ♪ In the morning in the evening ♪ 14 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:52,547 ♪ Any time at all ♪ 15 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:57,160 ♪ An ear full of music ♪ 16 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:00,381 ♪ An arm full of you ♪ 17 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:03,340 ♪ A soul full of rhythm ♪ 18 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,777 ♪ Who could ever be blue ♪ 19 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:08,432 ♪ A room full of dancers ♪ 20 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,740 ♪ With still room for two ♪ 21 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:14,612 ♪ My mind full of dance time ♪ 22 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:17,049 ♪ And dancing with you ♪ 23 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,574 ♪ Now I don't care if the sun goes down ♪ 24 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:22,620 ♪ If the sky is blue or black ♪ 25 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,536 ♪ I just know I'm going to town ♪ 26 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:27,190 ♪ And I'm coming back ♪ 27 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:30,498 ♪ With an ear full of music ♪ 28 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,936 ♪ And an arm full of you ♪ 29 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,808 ♪ A soul full of rhythm ♪ 30 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,376 ♪ Who could ever be blue ♪ 31 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:43,119 ♪ An ear full ♪ 32 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,339 ♪ Of music ♪ 33 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:49,081 ♪ And an arm full ♪ 34 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,172 ♪ Of you ♪ 35 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,307 ♪ A soul full of rhythm ♪ 36 00:02:57,394 --> 00:03:00,223 ♪ Who could ever be blue ♪ 37 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,619 ♪ Would you like to tango ♪ 38 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,490 ♪ Would you like to waltz ♪ 39 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,231 ♪ Would you like to carioca ♪ 40 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,059 ♪ Would you like to start a riot ♪ 41 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:11,930 ♪ Turn and somersault ♪ 42 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,802 ♪ Would you care to shim sham ♪ 43 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:17,240 ♪ Would you like to strum I don't care what we do for ♪ 44 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,807 ♪ I am more than satisfied ♪ 45 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,548 ♪ As long as you are by my side ♪ 46 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:24,116 ♪ As long as the band plays hide-hidey-hay-hay ♪ 47 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,729 ♪ Red hot I got an ear full of music ♪ 48 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,731 ♪ And an arm full of you ♪ 49 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,646 ♪ A soul full of red hot rhythm ♪ 50 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:32,821 ♪ Who could ever be blue ♪ 51 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,692 ♪ A room full of dancers ♪ 52 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,694 ♪ Squeeze a little room for two ♪ 53 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,174 ♪ My mind is full of rhythm ♪ 54 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,741 ♪ When I'm dancing with you ♪ 55 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:42,961 ♪ I ♪ 56 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,399 ♪ Don't care If sky is blue red ♪ 57 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,748 ♪ Yellow grey or black ♪ 58 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:49,707 ♪ I ♪ 59 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,883 ♪ Just know that I'm going to town ♪ 60 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,407 ♪ Brother I am coming back ♪ 61 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,973 ♪ With an ear full of music ♪ 62 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,062 ♪ And an arm full of you ♪ 63 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,455 ♪ A soul full of red hot rhythm ♪ 64 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,240 ♪ Who could ♪ 65 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,893 ♪ Ever ♪ 66 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:05,549 ♪ Be blue ♪ 67 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:12,034 ♪ An ear full of music ♪♪ 68 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:15,037 [instrumental music] 69 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:17,779 [clears throat] 70 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,915 I gotta talk to you. I got news. 71 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:25,917 I thought I told you not to come here when I was workin'. 72 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,745 Yeah, well, you ain't workin' here anymore. 73 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,012 Say, what's gotten through you? 74 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,144 Well, I got news. 75 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:36,276 Guess what I read in the paper? 76 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,494 I didn't know you could read. 77 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,669 Remember that old bird you met 78 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:39,931 on the Boardwalk Atlantic City? 79 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,281 - Who? - His name was Wilson. 80 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,673 You know he looked like an Airedale. 81 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,327 Oh, yeah. What about him? 82 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,198 Well, he's pushing up the daisies. You know, dead. 83 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,375 Dead? Could have told you that in Atlantic City. 84 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,507 Yeah, well, take a look at that. 85 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,509 Something has gotta be done. 86 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,123 [female #1] 'Can you imagine that old buzzard signing off' 87 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,038 'and leaving all that dough?' 88 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,475 You know who he left his all money to? 89 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,737 Don't ask me riddles. Who? 90 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,696 - Nobody. That means you. - Me? 91 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:08,220 - Are you nuts as well as dumb? - It's the law. 92 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,092 The law says if a guy meets a dame 93 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,528 on the boardwalk in Atlantic City 94 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,313 and introduces her around as his wife 95 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,662 she is his wife. 96 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,098 Yeah, what kind of a law is that? 97 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:17,491 Common law. That's what you are. 98 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,144 His common law wife. 99 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,233 Now the mug's dead, you're his widow. 100 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,932 And the heir to 77 million bucks. 101 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,195 Seventy seven million? Where is it? 102 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,110 - Agypt. - Agypt? 103 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,982 E-G-Y-P-T, Agypt! 104 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,115 Egypt,you dope. Egypt. 105 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,247 Okay, but let's grab the dough, let's hop a train 106 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,466 and go to Agypt tonight. 107 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,729 You lame brain, you can't go by train. 108 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:41,341 Agypt is across the ocean. 109 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:44,126 Well, there must be some way of getting over there. 110 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:50,959 Say, what do you think? 111 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,482 I've dug up Professor Wilson's heir. 112 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,831 - What? - There is a son. 113 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,006 Where did you find him? 114 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,617 I followed the clue that Jerry Lane 115 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,183 Wilson's assistant gave us. 116 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,881 The boy is living on a barge in Brooklyn 117 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,535 with an old stevedore and his three sons. 118 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:02,579 - Stevedore? - Yes. 119 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:03,624 He's been living with them 120 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:04,668 ever since Professor Wilson 121 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:06,191 disappeared 23 years ago. 122 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,671 - Did you see him? - Not yet. 123 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,195 I'm on my way to break the news to him now. 124 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,893 Say, you wire Jerry Lane 125 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,547 and I'll have the boy sail Wednesday. 126 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:16,332 Right, I'll have Lane meet the boat in Gibraltar. 127 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:19,161 Wait, Will, you better take about $2000 for expense money 128 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,467 to get young Wilson to Egypt. 129 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:21,946 Yeah, that's a good idea. 130 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:24,906 [foghorn blaring] 131 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,612 Oh. 132 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:36,918 - How do you do? - How'd you do? 133 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:38,310 Well, pardon me. 134 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,313 Does Edward Grant Wilson Jr. live around here? 135 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,577 Yes. He lives on that barge. 136 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:46,057 Oh. Thank you. 137 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,498 Okay, Eddie? 138 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,588 Eddie, where are you? 139 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,551 - Are you sure it's safe? - It's okay. 140 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,423 Alright, kids, come on out! 141 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,033 Alright! 142 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,601 [children clamoring] 143 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,038 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 144 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,474 Nora, who was that guy? 145 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,084 - He asked for you, Eddie. - For me? 146 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:15,522 Maybe somebody complained about your brothers beating you. 147 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,306 They ain't your real brothers, are they, Eddie? 148 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,482 No, Lenny, they are his step brothers. 149 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,528 Yes, and every chance they get, they step on me. 150 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,268 Look, what Oscar gave me on account of being jealous. 151 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:24,922 - Whoa. - Jealous? 152 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,055 Yeah, jealous of Adolph for giving me this. 153 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,143 [in unison] Whoo! 154 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,753 Boy, that's a beauty. 155 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,190 I even think Oscar's is bigger than Adolph, don't you? 156 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:33,757 - Yeah. - Yeah. 157 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:36,194 No, Adolph comes clear around the elbow. 158 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,632 - No! - Oscar's is bigger than Adolph. 159 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,503 [children clamoring] Oh, yeah. 160 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:43,201 Take it easy, you bunch of Tarzans. 161 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,290 My brothers are gonna get just what's coming to them. 162 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,031 I've got something right here in my pocket. 163 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:49,164 And the next time those gorillas lay their hands on me 164 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,600 it'll be just too bad. 165 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,254 - Eddie, you mustn't. - You got a gun? 166 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,298 - No. - Knife? 167 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:54,474 No. 168 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,693 [children clamoring] 169 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,608 Take a look at this. 170 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:02,307 [in unison] '"Build Up Your Muscles In Twenty Lessons.' 171 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:05,920 'Learn to croon for ten cents extra."' 172 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,488 [laughing] 173 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,758 Come on, let's fight. 174 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:20,151 - Oh, you wanna fight? - Yeah. 175 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,815 Ah-hah, now you can't take it, huh? 176 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,513 I'll show you what you can.. 177 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,909 You boys wanna play, go outside. 178 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,520 [knock on door] 179 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,651 Come in! 180 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,003 Well, I beg you a pardon. 181 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,440 Well, what is it? 182 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,313 My name is William Slade. 183 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,837 Come on, get up. 184 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,447 Don't play alone like that. 185 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,972 Can't you see, we got company. 186 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,669 Well, what do you want? What's your business? 187 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,018 Oh, I, uh.. 188 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,151 - I'm a lawyer. - A lawyer? 189 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,326 Now, wait a minute, wait a minute 190 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,719 wait a minute, wait a minute. 191 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:08,678 First off, it wasn't me or my sons. 192 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,506 We saw a cop get hit on the head 193 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,464 we saw a crowd running and we ran the other way. 194 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,292 And besides, we got an alibi. 195 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,773 Well, does a Mr. Edward Grant Wilson Jr. live here? 196 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,209 Sure he does. What about it? 197 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,254 Well, I'd like to have a talk with him. 198 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,690 Now, wait a minute. 199 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,387 If he's in a jam, he's on his own. 200 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,738 Besides, he's not my son. He's adopted. 201 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,304 No, we don't have nothing to do with him. 202 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,828 You see, pop, I told you to throw him out. 203 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:29,525 - He's good for nothing. - Well, I-- 204 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,136 Say the word, mister and we'll kick his teeth out. 205 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,790 Well, gentlemen, what I came here to say 206 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,792 is that Mr. Edward Grant Wilson Jr. 207 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,186 has inherited considerable money. 208 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,579 - You mean dough? - Yes. 209 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,103 - How much? - Well, about $77,000,00. 210 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,584 - Seventy seven million? - Seventy seven million? 211 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,934 - Seventy seven millions? - Yes, seventy seven millions. 212 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,675 Say, have you got it with you? 213 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,028 Alright, now listen, kids, we got a lot of work to do today. 214 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,290 Are you all ready to tune up? 215 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,508 [in unison] Yes! 216 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,772 Okay, Toots. 217 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,600 [foghorn blaring] 218 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,603 [instrumental music] 219 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,475 One, two. 220 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:09,478 [instrumental music] 221 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,615 Now, Lenny, don't you know that you're two bars behind 222 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:16,659 all the other kids? 223 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,182 Oh, don't worry about me. 224 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,489 I can catch up with them any time I like. 225 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,752 Now cut out the kidding and let's go. 226 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,798 One, two. 227 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,887 [instrumental music] 228 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,411 Gee, kids, look at that big ship. 229 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,413 [Eddie] 'It's got a rich cargo.' 230 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,894 It ain't your ship and it's not mine. 231 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,852 Oh, but I've got a ship someplace. 232 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,767 And it's coming in someday. 233 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,682 And when it does.. 234 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,466 ♪ I'll have a golden castle ♪ 235 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,078 ♪ Grand and tall ♪ 236 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,427 ♪ With eighteen butlers ♪ 237 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,343 ♪ Standing in the hall ♪ 238 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,258 ♪ And Walter Disney paintings ♪ 239 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:53,087 ♪ On the wall ♪ 240 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,742 ♪ When my ship comes in ♪ 241 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,570 ♪ I'll leave the choice ♪ 242 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,878 ♪ Of all autos up to you ♪ 243 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,053 ♪ And if you think ♪ 244 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:06,491 ♪ A big Rolls Royce will do ♪ 245 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,319 ♪ I think I'll play it safe ♪ 246 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,192 ♪ And order two ♪ 247 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,977 ♪ When my ship comes in ♪ 248 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,372 ♪ I'll buy ♪ 249 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:20,244 ♪ Barnum and Bailey ♪ 250 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,463 ♪And move 'em ♪ 251 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,640 ♪ Right next door ♪ 252 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,555 ♪ They'll give two ♪ 253 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,731 ♪ Performances daily ♪ 254 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,124 ♪ For the kids ♪ 255 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,954 ♪ Who never saw a show before ♪ 256 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:38,523 ♪ In golden chairs we'll sip our tea for two ♪ 257 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,221 ♪ I'll have Paul Whiteman there ♪ 258 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:43,137 ♪ To play for you ♪ 259 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,139 ♪ I'll have Bing Crosby singing ♪ 260 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,881 ♪ Booh booh booh booh booh ♪ 261 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,884 ♪ When my ship comes in ♪ 262 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,843 ♪ I'll buy out every ♪ 263 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,107 ♪ Ice cream factory ♪ 264 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,326 ♪ So all the kids ♪ 265 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,808 ♪ Can come and get it free ♪ 266 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,158 ♪ And I'll throw all the spinach ♪ 267 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,508 ♪ In the sea ♪ 268 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,641 ♪ When my ship comes in ♪ 269 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,820 ♪ I'll buy up all the public schools ♪ 270 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,560 ♪ In sight ♪ 271 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:16,997 ♪ And all day long ♪ 272 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,478 ♪ I'll have them closed up tight ♪ 273 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,653 ♪ But they'll be used ♪ 274 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,918 ♪ As picture shows at night ♪ 275 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:28,356 ♪ When my ship comes in ♪ 276 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:32,099 ♪ I'll have suits ♪ 277 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,710 ♪ Made to measure ♪ 278 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,801 ♪ In fact I'll buy a store ♪ 279 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,847 ♪And can you ♪ 280 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,371 ♪ Imagine the pleasure ♪ 281 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,330 ♪ Wearing shoes that no one ever wore ♪ 282 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,506 ♪ Before ♪ 283 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:49,769 ♪ I'll phone to each ♪ 284 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:53,076 ♪ Department store and say ♪ 285 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,512 ♪ Call up your Santa Claus ♪ 286 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,733 ♪ And raise his pay ♪ 287 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,648 ♪ And tell him we'll have Christmas ♪ 288 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:02,520 ♪ Every day ♪ 289 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:06,437 ♪When my ship comes in ♪♪ 290 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,617 - Hey, Eddie! - Look, Eddie. 291 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,881 Come here! Come here! 292 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,278 Quick, Eddie, let's hide. 293 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,627 Eddie. Oh, Eddie! 294 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,847 Eddie, come here! Eddie, let us in! 295 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:28,329 Come on, Eddie! Oh, Eddie, open the door! 296 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,070 Oh, Eddie, Ed.. 297 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,855 What's this under here? 298 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,770 - Hey, you, where's Eddie? - I don't know. 299 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,685 Leave him alone, Herman, here I am. 300 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,687 - Eddie. - I can explain everything. 301 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,210 Why, there's nothing to explain. 302 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,430 We want you to come home. We missed you. 303 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,172 - You did? - Come on, Eddie, sure we did. 304 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,913 Come on, Eddie. 305 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,523 Oh, please, Oscar, don't hit me. 306 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,307 I only borrowed your shoes. 307 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,526 That's alright, Eddie. 308 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,310 - Keep the shoes. - Keep 'em? 309 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,399 Yeah, and Edward 310 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,662 I'm gonna give you my new overcoat too. 311 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,708 You mean the one that's too big for you? 312 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,493 Oh, you'll grow into it, Eddie. 313 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,626 Sure, you're gonna be a big guy now. 314 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,541 Oh, get into this, will you, Eddie? 315 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,152 - Oh, my.. - Oh, boy, do you look good? 316 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,589 Eddie, you look like a million dollars. 317 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,853 And I'm gonna give you my blue surge pants too. 318 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,724 Well, with this coat, I won't need any pants. 319 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,334 And I'm gonna give you my new hat. 320 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,075 Now you got a swell outfit. 321 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,685 Gee, it's an all-year-round outfit. 322 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,991 I can wear the coat in the winter 323 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,297 and the hat in the summer. 324 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,777 Eddie...have a cigar. 325 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,649 Oh, but I don't smoke. 326 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,304 Take it. I like you. 327 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,609 I'll light it for ya. 328 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,308 Now, wait a minute. I'll light it. 329 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,355 Hey, listen, you, I like Eddie 330 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,704 and I'll be the one that lights his cigar. 331 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,358 Say, what's the idea? 332 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,969 You think you're the only one that liked Eddie? 333 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,884 I guess you all like me. 334 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,320 Hey, you, shut up. 335 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,757 - We'll tell you who likes you. - Wait a minute. 336 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,891 You keep your paws off this kid, you understand? 337 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,458 Listen, mug, I'm gonna light Eddie's cigar. 338 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,156 Oh, you are, huh? 339 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,507 I'm sorry. 340 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,075 Are you gonna put that cigar back in Eddie's mouth? 341 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,728 It's alright, fellas, I'll smoke it later. 342 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,166 And maybe you'd like to put it back to yourself. 343 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,994 Yeah, maybe I would. 344 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,605 Yeah. What are you doing? 345 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,346 [coughing] 346 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,435 I like Eddie best and I'm gonna light his cigar. 347 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,176 No, you don't. We'll all light it. 348 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,438 - Yeah. - Here you are, Eddie. 349 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,961 Where's your cigar? 350 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,006 - You got it? - No, he took it. 351 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,704 I didn't take it. 352 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,141 Oh, he wants to play. 353 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:28,101 [laughing] 354 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,061 Here he is. That's him. 355 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,107 Are you Edward Grant Wilson Jr.? 356 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,196 - Yes, sir. - Congratulations, my boy. 357 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:39,460 You have just inherited$77,000,00 358 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,418 [screams] 359 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,423 [instrumental music] 360 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,357 - Radiogram, sir. - Hmm. 361 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,187 Well, thank you, boy. 362 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,884 If this is bad news, bartender 363 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,974 I'll need a little touch of somethin' to fortify my spirits 364 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,063 so set me up another Julio. 365 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,542 Let's hope it's good new, sir. 366 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,980 [chuckles] Then I'll celebrate. 367 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,382 'Eternal thunderation!' 368 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,558 - Joan! Joan! - Anything I can do, sir? 369 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:37,083 Uh, yeah, yes, give me whisky, bartender. 370 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,780 - Plain, straight whisky. - Yes, sir. 371 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,042 Joan! 372 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,783 Joan! 373 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,089 Joan! 374 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,830 - Uh, steward, here. - Yes, sir. 375 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,484 - What can I do for you, sir? - Find my niece. 376 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,746 And bring her here to me at once. 377 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,834 Yes, sir. 378 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,837 [instrumental music] 379 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,543 Are you having little trouble? 380 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,327 I'm trying to take a picture of myself 381 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,546 then send to my girl. 382 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,982 Well, I'll take it for you. 383 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,766 - Would you? - Of course. 384 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,465 Now, uh, you sit up there. 385 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,684 - Up here? - Mm-hmm. 386 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,644 [instrumental music] 387 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,996 Ready now? Hold still. 388 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,911 Don't move. 389 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:25,000 I won't move. 390 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,437 - Pardon, Miss Larrabee? - Yes? 391 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,830 Your uncle wants to see you at once. 392 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,441 - Oh, thank you. - It seems important. 393 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,747 Oh. 394 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,099 Did you want me, Uncle Harry? 395 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,449 Read that. 396 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,760 Oh, how perfectly wonderful. 397 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,022 Wonderful? 398 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,763 I can't tell what's wonderful about it. 399 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,592 Why, about Jerry getting aboard at Gibraltar. 400 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:52,941 Young lady, the purpose of this trip is to lay claim 401 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,682 to a treasure worth millions. 402 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,598 Not to help along your romance with that young whippersnapper. 403 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,121 But this radiogram says 404 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,862 the treasure belongs to someone else. 405 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,343 Our society financed Prof. Wilson's 406 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,041 expedition to the Sahara. 407 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,652 And I as representative of that society 408 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,741 shall claim whatever's found. 409 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,701 [instrumental music] 410 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,316 - Look, Louie, look. - Hey, be careful. 411 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:23,754 - Keep off them maps. - What are you looking for? 412 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,800 - Africa. - There it is, stupid. 413 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,979 It's green. I always thought Africa was black. 414 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,155 No wonder Columbus had such a tough time findin' it. 415 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,504 Seventy seven million bucks. 416 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,202 You know what I'm gonna do with that dough? 417 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,812 I'm gonna get me yachts, swell cars 418 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,901 forty suits and coats, see Europe, go around-- 419 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:43,383 Before you spend all the money, take a look at this. 420 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,037 '"Wilson, Edward Grant, Jr."' 421 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,474 What do you mean Junior? 422 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,129 A son. The old bird had a son. 423 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,174 You mean he had a baby? 424 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,785 I'll say it slow, so you can soak it up. 425 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:58,093 Mr. Wilson is dead. He left some dough. 426 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,834 He also left a son. 427 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,705 The son gets the dough and we get the air. 428 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:02,793 You mean the son's comin' between us 429 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,794 and the money we're waitin' for? 430 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,100 Exactly. 431 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,754 Why, I got half the dough spent already. 432 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,799 Well, it looks that we just came for the boat ride. 433 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,019 Son or no son, I'm gonna knock his ears off. 434 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,064 No Junior is gonna horn in on our dough. 435 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,241 - 'Where are you going?' - To give Junior a music lesson. 436 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,025 - 'Wait a minute.' - Wait, nothing. 437 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,896 I'm gonna knock that chump off, I'll fill Junior 438 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,724 so full of lead, he'll drown if he takes a bath. 439 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,596 Great idea, you knock him off 440 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,424 jump in a taxi, and escape through the crowd. 441 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,077 - Certainly. - On a boat? 442 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,644 Cer.. 443 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,125 Oh, that's right. You can't get a taxi on a boat. 444 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,867 Relax. Sit down. Rest your hands and face. 445 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,173 But I can't think unless I stand up. 446 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,000 That's fine. Sit down. 447 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,481 This calls for immediate action. We gotta do something. 448 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,964 I have an idea, if we can get Junior to sign 449 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,009 his name on a piece of paper.. 450 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,881 [knock on door] 451 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,102 Come in. 452 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,499 Pardon me, is your name Eddie? 453 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,892 Yes, ma'am. 454 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,111 - Eddie Wilson? - Yes, ma'am. 455 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,505 - Eddie Wilson Jr.? - Yes, ma'am. 456 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,899 My boy, my boy, my little boy. 457 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,075 - Don't you know me? - No, ma'am. 458 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,817 - I'm your mother. - My mother? 459 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,211 You mean, you were married to my father? 460 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,474 Yes, darling. 461 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,040 - Mama. - Junior. 462 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,521 [both sobbing] 463 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:19,870 Kiss me, darling. 464 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,836 Now I know what killed father. 465 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:31,882 Sit down, mama. 466 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,412 I'm so happy to meet you, mother. 467 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:42,371 - You're beautiful. - Yes, I know I am. 468 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,505 And you're so young too. How old are you? 469 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:48,986 - I'm 19, son. - I'm 25. 470 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,901 - You are? - Yes. 471 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,643 Twenty five, ninetee.. 472 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,602 Say, maybe I'm your mother. 473 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:59,214 [laughing] There you go. Joking just like your father. 474 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,086 You know you're the perfect image of your dad. 475 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,611 Large, sad, brown eyes. 476 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,787 You talk like him, and you act like him. 477 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,137 I'll bet you even write like him. 478 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:12,053 - Could papa write? - Oh, yes, Junior. 479 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,578 Now I bet you write exactly like him. 480 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,406 Junior, write something for mama. 481 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,842 Alright, I'll get a pencil. 482 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,410 No, wait a minute. Here, I have a fountain pen. 483 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,152 - Hmm. - Then I'll get some paper. 484 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,676 Oh, never mind. I have some paper too. 485 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:29,462 [giggles] What luck! 486 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,028 [laughing] 487 00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:34,162 And here's a blotter too, Junior. 488 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:37,208 Mama, you don't happen to have a writing desk handy? 489 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,733 Oh, no, Junior. Mama can't think of everything. 490 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,038 Here, just use the table. 491 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,040 Oh, what-what will I write, mama? 492 00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:46,130 Oh, just write your name, your full name on this. 493 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:48,394 - Uh-huh. - No, no, Junior. 494 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:52,398 Down at the bottom where it says "Signature." 495 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:55,270 Mama, what does it mean, "Witness the hands 496 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,141 and seals of the parties hereto--" 497 00:21:57,228 --> 00:22:00,971 Oh, pay no attention to it, Junior. It doesn't mean a thing. 498 00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,147 Now, go on, sign your name for mama. 499 00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,896 Oh, mama! 500 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,246 Oh! I better clean that up. 501 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,336 Oh, never mind, Junior. I'll wash it later. 502 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,250 Oh, no, how would it look for a big boy like me 503 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,427 to stand by and see his mother do the washing? 504 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:26,345 Oh, please, Junior, first sign your name on the paper for mama. 505 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,522 What a mess, I'll bet they'll charge me.. 506 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,132 ...for the things. 507 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,786 [knock on door] 508 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,397 - Oh, pardon me, mama. - Oh, never mind, Junior. 509 00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:36,703 I'll answer the door. 510 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,968 - Did he sign the, uh-- - Well, well. 511 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,491 This is a pleasure. 512 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:44,275 Junior, I want you to meet your Uncle Louie. 513 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,712 I'm glad to meet up with you, kid. 514 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:47,844 I heard your old man talk about you an awful lot. 515 00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:50,630 - You're my Uncle Louie? - Yeah, your Uncle Louie. 516 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:53,154 Now, Junior, kiss your nice Uncle Louie. 517 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,286 Oh, shucks, couldn't we just shake hands? 518 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,985 - Sure, that's enough. - Kiss him, darling. 519 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,512 Uncle Louie.. 520 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,906 - You don't kiss like mama. - Oh, yeah. 521 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:08,517 Uh, Junior was just giving mother his autograph. 522 00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,476 Oh, you mean at the corner where it says signature? 523 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,956 Yeah, mama wants to see if I write like papa. 524 00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,523 Now, listen, Junior, make sure you put down the right name-- 525 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:15,959 Come out in the hall, Uncle Louie. 526 00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:18,266 - Mama wants to talk to you. - 'What for?' 527 00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:21,530 Don't go away, Junior. Mama will be right back. 528 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,967 - Hey, did he sign the paper? - Yes. 529 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:26,274 And if you hadn't helped me, I would have had it by now. 530 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,928 - Where is it? - He's got it in his pocket. 531 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,451 Well, go on back and ask him for it. 532 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,192 I'm afraid he's liable to get wise. 533 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:34,369 Listen, you stay here and don't try to help me. 534 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,153 I'll get it somehow. 535 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,549 Now, Junior. 536 00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:43,160 Gee, mommy, isn't that Uncle Louie a funny duck? 537 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:45,902 Oh, wait till you get to know him better, he'll kill ya. 538 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,861 You know, I don't remember him at all. 539 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,645 Of course, you don't remember him. 540 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,822 You were just an itsy-bitsy baby. 541 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,346 Come on, darling. Now sit down on mama's lap. 542 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,261 Come on, sonny, come on. 543 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,742 You know, mommy, I feel funny about this. 544 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:02,745 Junior dear, where's the paper you signed for mama? 545 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:04,312 I have it right here in my pocket. 546 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,270 - Well, then, give it to mama. - No, no, mama. 547 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:07,968 First tell me some more about daddy 548 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,361 and you, and me, and Uncle Louie. 549 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,060 Oh, well, Eddie, when you were a little baby 550 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,541 we used to have such good times together. 551 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,586 I used to play with your little toes. 552 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,458 This little piggy went to market. 553 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,677 This little piggy stayed home. 554 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:24,985 - Gee, I-I can't remember. - Of course, you can't remember. 555 00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:28,902 - You were just a little baby. - And you weren't even born yet. 556 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:30,425 Gee, I'm-I'm all mixed up. 557 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,863 Yes, Junior. Just like your father. 558 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,735 Oh, mama, forget about the paper. 559 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,824 Tell me some more, momsie. 560 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,695 Oh, then we used to play another little game 561 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,697 called Tickle Me, Tickle Me More. 562 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,830 Tickle Me, Tickle Me More. Well, what's that? 563 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,615 Well, it used to go like this, you used to tickle me 564 00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:48,443 and then I used to tickle you. Just like this. 565 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,272 [both laughing] 566 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,665 Now, let me tickle you, mama. 567 00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:55,885 Oh, no, Junior. You're not a baby anymore. 568 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:58,845 And remember when we used to play Leap Frog? 569 00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:01,543 - Leap Frog? - Oh, I keep forgetting. 570 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,023 Let's be kids again. 571 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,721 You leap over me, Junior, and I'll leap over you. 572 00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:07,288 - Alright. - Come on. 573 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:10,030 - Yoohoo, mama, I'm first. - Alright, come on. 574 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:13,337 - Alright. Ready? - Come on, Junior, come on. 575 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,993 - Now you, ma. - Alright. Here we go. 576 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,212 [grunts] 577 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:24,087 [laughing] Mama, you're playing Tickle Me, Tickle Me More again. 578 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:27,787 [laughing] Mama. 579 00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:29,702 Oh! 580 00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,747 - Oh, I beg your pardon. - Oh, hello. 581 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:34,402 I want you to meet my mother. 582 00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,578 - Your mother? - Yes. 583 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:41,235 Well, somebody should tell your father. 584 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,063 Wait, Miss Larrabee, wait a minute. 585 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,369 Oh, Junior, you forgot to give mama the signature. 586 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:46,893 Oh, yes, here. 587 00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:51,550 Here, mama. Miss Larrabee, Joan. 588 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:57,643 [instrumental music] 589 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,519 - Darlin'. - Joan. 590 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,391 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 591 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,480 Honey, it's been two long years. 592 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,526 - Two years and nine days. - And four hours. 593 00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,484 And ten minutes if you wanna be exact. 594 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,573 [both laughing] 595 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,491 [clears throat] Now, as I was saying. 596 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,147 That was General Graham. 597 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,759 This is General Lee here. 598 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:31,154 And here was the Levine. 599 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:32,286 - Levine? - Yep. 600 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:34,462 I knew a Levine in Georgia City. 601 00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:36,595 These were the Virginia Levine. 602 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:37,683 Oh! 603 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:41,774 A that-that, uh, Levine, Levine. 604 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:47,562 Well, sir, General Lee kept on advancing and advancing 605 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:50,652 until he reached the river. 606 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:56,527 General Graham kept falling back and falling back. 607 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,618 Yes, sir, it was a magnificent war. 608 00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:02,446 Just a minute, colonel. You got my general. 609 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:06,276 Are you insinuating that I would pilfer a measly, little drink? 610 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,496 Why, sir, I could buy you and sell you. 611 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:11,064 Yeah, and I could buy you and keep you too. 612 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:13,849 Only you'll have to have 77 million bucks to buy me. 613 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:18,462 Stranger, it may surprise you to know that I got $77 million. 614 00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:19,899 You're nuts. 615 00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:22,553 Well, I just gotta go to Egypt to pick it up. 616 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,864 - You mean the Wilson fortune? - Exactly, sir. 617 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:31,084 Well, listen, sourpuss, I'm the guy that's entitled 618 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,607 to that, and I'm the guy that's gonna get it. 619 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,043 If you try to horn in on that dough 620 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,305 I'll shove this down your throat. 621 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:36,872 Well, you're nothin' but a low-down 622 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:37,917 conniving rapscallion. 623 00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:39,048 Say that again. 624 00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:40,920 A low-down, conniving rapscallion. 625 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:43,879 Wait. Hey, what's a rapscallion? 626 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,403 A scoundrel, sir. 627 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:49,537 Oh, that's different. 628 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:51,495 Oh, Colonel Larrabee. How are you, colonel? 629 00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:53,193 Save that, save that. 630 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,370 Now, I want you tell this insolent upstart who I am. 631 00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:58,154 Go on, tell him that I'm the head 632 00:27:58,241 --> 00:28:00,504 of the Egyptological Society of Virginia 633 00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:01,984 and the only rightful claimant 634 00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:03,899 to the fortune found by Edward Wilson. 635 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,422 - But, colonel-- - No, go on, tell him. 636 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,598 - But I can't tell him that. - Well, why? 637 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,991 Well, I'm sorry to tell you, sir 638 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:10,079 but you're not gonna get a penny. 639 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,864 And that's still too much. 640 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,867 Do you realize it was my society that financed Prof. Wilson? 641 00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:17,217 If your society sent Prof. Wilson any money 642 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:20,176 after the first month, he never received it. 643 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:22,135 See here, sir. 644 00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:24,964 Are you accusing me of stealing the professor's money? 645 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:27,618 - That I'm an embezzler? - Yeah, and a crook. 646 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,620 - Shut up. - Listen, buddy. 647 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,711 I'm Dottie Clark's manager, and she's Wilson's widow. 648 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,017 This is a lot of nonsense. Wilson never had any widow-- 649 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:37,367 Oh, so you're tryin' to horn in on the dough too, huh? 650 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:38,542 Tryin' to rob a poor, little widow. 651 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:39,848 Why, you're nothin' but a, uh.. 652 00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:41,545 - B-but a thief. Yes. - Thanks. 653 00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:42,677 - Now, look here-- - Now, wait a minute. 654 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:43,983 Just a minute. 655 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,724 Prof. Wilson's last words were 656 00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:47,769 that he wanted his son to get the treasure. 657 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,684 And it's my duty to see that he gets it. 658 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,860 You mean to say that I'm to be robbed, sir 659 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,340 of my lawful inheritance? 660 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:55,168 No matter what you think, Colonel Larrabee 661 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:57,126 you know that your claim is false. 662 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:59,781 As a matter of fact, neither of you have any claim 663 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,348 and you both know it. 664 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:06,266 Dear, I'm sorry I had to run away from you before. 665 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:07,789 Come on, we've got a lot to talk about. 666 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:10,749 I think you've done enough talking. 667 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,489 But, Joan darling, hey, wait a second. 668 00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:14,056 What is this all about? 669 00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:15,884 I heard what you said about Uncle Harry. 670 00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:19,279 But, dear, you don't understand. Your uncle's claim isfalse. 671 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:20,976 No, Jerry, you're wrong. 672 00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,631 Uncle Harry sent the money to Prof. Wilson every month. 673 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:24,893 Well, I'm sorry, dear 674 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,200 but Prof. Wilson never received it. 675 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,593 Are you insinuating that my uncle stole the money? 676 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,379 Well, I wouldn't exactly say that. 677 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,902 Oh, let's forget about it. 678 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,730 It's not important enough to argue about. 679 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,558 Well, then, you go to Uncle Harry to apologize. 680 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:40,779 - And say you were wrong. - No, dear, I can't do that. 681 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:44,260 Alright, then, there's nothing more to talk about. 682 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,610 I tell you, there ain't no justice. 683 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:49,657 - What's the matter with you? - Oh, I got news. 684 00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:52,138 I'm all mixed up. As a matter of fact, I'm puzzled. 685 00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:54,053 That's not news. What's happened? 686 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,924 Remember, you said there was only one guy standing between us 687 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,492 and that 77 million? Well, you was wrong. 688 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:01,190 - You mean he's a phony? - No, there is two guys. 689 00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:03,236 Colonel Larrabee, an old Virginia apple-knocker 690 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,454 from some Egypt optical company. 691 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:05,891 What? 692 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:07,283 The captain will be claimin' it next. 693 00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:09,590 - Oh, but I got an idea. - Oh, quit your kiddin'. 694 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:13,681 No, wait, this will floor you. Something has got to be done. 695 00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:16,466 Listen, just leave the old bird to me. I'll handle him. 696 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,381 Yeah, you handled Junior for six days and all we did was 697 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:19,861 kiss him goodnight. What do you want me to do? 698 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,471 Kiss Larrabee too? No. 699 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:22,864 This time, we'll do it my way. 700 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,693 I'll knock 'em both off and it's done. 701 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:29,088 I'll take care of the old guy. You just worry about Junior. 702 00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:31,960 Worry about him? I'll feed him to the sharks. 703 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:35,137 I'll tie an anchor around his neck and throw him overboard. 704 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:36,704 Oh, yoohoo, mama. 705 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,185 - Hello, Uncle Louie. - Hello, Junior. 706 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,491 Come in, Junior. We were just talking about you. 707 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:42,797 Sure. 708 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,713 Now, Junior, kiss your Uncle Louie. 709 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,367 Oh, I don't feel very well. 710 00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:48,847 What's the trouble? You look pale. 711 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,283 I don't know, I ate so much fish. 712 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,546 My stomach goes in and out with the tide. 713 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:53,852 You know what's the matter with you? 714 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,592 - You are seasick. - I am? 715 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:58,117 Sure, come on, let's go out and get some air. 716 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,860 Will I see you later, mama? 717 00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:04,210 Well, uh, that's up to Uncle Louie. 718 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,998 - Uncle. - Look. 719 00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,304 You know what's makin' you seasick? 720 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,262 What? 721 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,395 [Louie] 'Well, you see that thing bobbin' up and down out there?' 722 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,310 You mean the equator? 723 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:19,268 Well, that's the thing that's makin' you sick. 724 00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:21,357 Now, look. Shut your eyes. 725 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:22,968 You feel better already, don't you? 726 00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:25,013 Yeah, but I can't walk around with my eyes shut. 727 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,232 Oh, I'll fix that. 728 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,798 Oh, wait a minute, uncle. 729 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,323 I'm liable to fall down and get, and get hurt. 730 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:32,107 Will you let me take care of that? 731 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:35,458 Oh! Uncle Louie, are you taking me for a ride? 732 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:38,505 You took the words right out of my mouth. 733 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:41,377 [Junior] Oh, it's awful nice of you to do this for me, unckie. 734 00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:46,121 Well, what are you gonna do now, Uncle Louie? 735 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,907 I don't know, but sit still, I'll think of somethin'. 736 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,792 Oh, uncle, I-I think I'll take off my blindfold. 737 00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:06,707 No, no, no, no. Not now. Not now. 738 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:10,189 Of all times, not now, Junior. How do you feel? 739 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:12,278 Well, I would feel better if you would push me some more. 740 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,715 Oh, you wanna be, uh, pushed some more? 741 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:17,370 - Yes, unckie. - Okay, Junior. 742 00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,070 Ooh! 743 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:24,899 Give me a big push. 744 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,422 Oh, you want a big push, huh? 745 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,163 - Uh-huh. - It's a pleasure. 746 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:39,131 Oh, Uncle Louie, I think I've had enough of this. 747 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,568 What do we do now? 748 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,091 I don't know, Junior. 749 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:45,789 As a matter of fact, I'm puzzled. 750 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:48,096 Oh, I got what we'll do. 751 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,533 Uncle, I'll take your picture. 752 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,840 - Huh? - I'll take your picture. 753 00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:55,930 No, I'll take yourpicture first. 754 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,323 - For mama? - For mama. 755 00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:59,368 Alright. 756 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,240 Now, back up a little bit. 757 00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:04,330 Now go back a little bit further. 758 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,551 - How is this? - That's perfect. 759 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:11,990 Only I'd go back about five more feet. 760 00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,382 - Is this better? - 'No.' 761 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:15,123 'Further than that, Junior.' Further.' 762 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:21,956 Uh, just go back a little itsy-bitsy more I think will do. 763 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,444 - How did you make out? - How did I make out? 764 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,707 When I set my mind on somethin', it's in the bag. 765 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:36,710 The 77 million bucks is ours because little Junior 766 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:38,581 is now playing with the mermaids. 767 00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:40,453 [Eddie] 'Uncle Louie!' 768 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:44,370 'Uncle Louie!' 769 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:48,243 'Oh, Uncle Louie!' 770 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,031 Did you get my picture before I moved? 771 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,470 I don't know, from the way things look 772 00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:59,689 I can't tell whether you're lovesick or seasick. 773 00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:01,300 Jerry, if it makes you happier, you can have 774 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,345 any part of my money, take ten million dollars. 775 00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:05,173 - No, thanks. - Alright, make it 15. 776 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,654 Alright, take $20 million. I'm not gonna argue all day. 777 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,395 Well, Eddie, it-it's not a question of money. 778 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:10,874 - No? - No. 779 00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:14,139 Mr. Lane, the lady wouldn't take the note. 780 00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:16,489 - May I keep the quarter? - 'Yeah, that's alright, son.' 781 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:17,925 Thank you. 782 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:21,711 Oh, I see, it's a girl, huh? 783 00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:23,713 Well, look, Jerry, if she makes you unhappy 784 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,411 she's not worth bothering about. Forget her. 785 00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:27,065 Yeah, but it's not as easy as that. 786 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:29,719 Oh, listen, someday, the right girl will come along 787 00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:31,765 who'll appreciate you, a girl like my Toots. 788 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,767 Hey, but, Eddie, maybe you're luckier than I am. 789 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:35,682 What do you mean lu.. Wait a minute. 790 00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:38,076 There's a girl on this boat you'll be crazy about. 791 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,382 I want you to meet her, she's gonna sing at the ship's concert 792 00:34:40,469 --> 00:34:42,645 tomorrow night, and say, they're looking for somebody 793 00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:44,082 to sing with her, a guy like you. 794 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,648 Yeah, but, I don't feel like singing. 795 00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,607 Oh, but, Jerry, I promised her I'd find somebody. 796 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,478 Well, couldn't you find somebody else? 797 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:52,220 Oh, but, Jerry, I do want you to meet her. She's wonderful. 798 00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:54,614 She's got a nice, round face, and the biggest eyes 799 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:57,182 and the whitest teeth, and when she walks.. 800 00:34:57,269 --> 00:34:59,575 [chuckles] Oh, come on, will you? 801 00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:02,535 [piano music] 802 00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,539 Well, I've got just the fellow to sing with you. 803 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,628 - Really? - This is my pal, Jerry Lane. 804 00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:09,846 Jerry, this is Joan. 805 00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:12,762 What is this? Hate at first sight? 806 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,287 - This isn't first sight. - You mean, you.. 807 00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:17,985 - You know each other? - Yes. 808 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:20,944 Oh, so she's the girl you're all broken up about. 809 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:22,381 Don't be absurd. 810 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:24,078 And he's the fellow you're so heartsick about. 811 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,514 Certainly not. 812 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:27,168 I don't know which one of you is the better liar. 813 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:28,561 - Well, I'll see you later. - Now, wait a minute. 814 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:29,649 You promised me you'd sing with her, didn't you? 815 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:31,129 - Well-- - I won't sing with him. 816 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:33,522 Oh, but, Joan, you've gotta sing with some fella. 817 00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:35,698 You don't wanna spoil the show, do you now? 818 00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:38,353 Well, ask him if he knows "Head On My Shoulder." 819 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,181 She said, do you know "Head On Her Shoulder?" 820 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:41,965 Tell her she knows very well I know "Head On Her Shoulder." 821 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:43,184 He says to tell you that you know very well that 822 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:44,229 he knows "Head on Your Shoulder." 823 00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:45,360 Tell her to move over. 824 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,579 He says to tell you to move over. 825 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,755 - Alright. - She says alright. 826 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,278 Tell him I'll start here. 827 00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,410 She says to tell you she'll start right here. 828 00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:52,454 - Right. - He says right. 829 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:53,586 Ask him if he's ready. 830 00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:54,630 She wants to know if you're ready. 831 00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:55,849 Tell her I'm ready. 832 00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,416 - He says he's ready. - Ready. 833 00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:58,634 Well, if you're both ready, there's nothing else 834 00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:01,028 for me to do, so I'll scram. 835 00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,248 [piano music] 836 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:06,251 ♪ I don't envy any king's ♪ 837 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:10,168 ♪ Palace of gold ♪ 838 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:15,956 ♪ I'm content to hold ♪ 839 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:20,700 ♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪ 840 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:27,576 Here's where you sing. 841 00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:31,972 Well, go ahead. 842 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:37,195 ♪ Every time you incline ♪ 843 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:40,981 ♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪ 844 00:36:44,593 --> 00:36:46,334 ♪ For me ♪ 845 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:50,120 ♪ There's no better happiness ♪ 846 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:54,908 ♪ Than holding you near me ♪ 847 00:36:54,995 --> 00:37:00,827 ♪ In all the sweetness of your caress ♪ 848 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:06,224 ♪ There's a heaven to cheer me ♪ 849 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:11,229 ♪ The years will go along ♪ 850 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:15,537 ♪ Life will be sweet ♪ 851 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:20,020 ♪ And to make it complete ♪ 852 00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:25,155 ♪ To make it complete ♪ 853 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:29,421 ♪ Your head on ♪♪ Your head on ♪ 854 00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:34,991 ♪ My shoulder ♪♪ My shoulder ♪♪ 855 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,998 Don't forget, this is only a rehearsal. 856 00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,439 [instrumental music] 857 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:55,838 [indistinct] 858 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:57,884 ♪ Of that red hot rhythm ♪ 859 00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:00,452 ♪ Rhythm ♪ 860 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:02,236 ♪ Red ♪ 861 00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,846 ♪ Hot ♪ 862 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,718 ♪ Rhythm ♪ 863 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,633 ♪ Red ♪ 864 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,244 ♪ Flow ♪ 865 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,509 ♪ Rhythm ♪♪ 866 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,035 [knock on door] 867 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,689 [male #1] 'Better hurry. You're on next, Mr. Wilson.' 868 00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:22,822 Okay. You'd better get my mommy ready. 869 00:38:26,129 --> 00:38:27,783 This is tough to put on. 870 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,176 And take off. 871 00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:32,962 You know you're lucky. 872 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:42,276 ♪ I want to be a minstrel man ♪ 873 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:46,193 ♪ I've always been a minstrel fan ♪ 874 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,936 ♪ I want to dance just like a dandy ♪ 875 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:54,027 ♪ And sing that song about my sugar candy ♪ 876 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:57,987 ♪ I've learned about those minstrel ways ♪ 877 00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:01,948 ♪ So bring me back those minstrel days ♪ 878 00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:04,994 ♪ And let me be George M. Cohan ♪ 879 00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:09,912 ♪ And make me your minstrel man ♪ 880 00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,261 ♪ We've always loved ♪ 881 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,873 ♪ A minstrel man ♪ 882 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,746 ♪ He thrills us like nobody can ♪ 883 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:21,837 ♪ The way he dances sure feels dandy ♪ 884 00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:25,841 ♪ And sings a song about his sugar candy ♪ 885 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:29,845 ♪ I've learned about those minstrel ways ♪ 886 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:33,893 ♪ I'm crazy about minstrel days ♪ 887 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,677 ♪ And let me be ♪♪ Ah ♪ 888 00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:40,378 ♪ George M. Cohan a minstrel man ♪ 889 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:54,000 ♪ The way he dances sure feels dandy ♪ 890 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:58,178 ♪ And sings about his sugar candy ♪ 891 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:02,225 ♪ I've learned about Mr. Minstrel man ♪ 892 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,140 ♪ So bring me back ♪ 893 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:06,404 ♪ Min min min min minstrel man ♪ 894 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:07,883 ♪ Give us a man ♪ 895 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:10,538 ♪ Like George M. Cohan ♪ 896 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,106 ♪ I want a minstrel man ♪ 897 00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:20,200 ♪ We've always loved a minstrel man ♪ 898 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:23,682 ♪ He thrills us like nobody can ♪ 899 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:27,294 ♪ The way he dances sure is dandy ♪ 900 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:30,776 ♪ And sings the song about his sugar candy ♪ 901 00:40:30,863 --> 00:40:34,257 ♪ We've learned to love the minstrel ways ♪ 902 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:37,739 ♪ So bring us back those minstrel days ♪ 903 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:41,134 ♪ Give us a man like George M. Cohan ♪ 904 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:43,615 ♪ We want a minstrel man ♪♪ 905 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:48,750 Ladies and gentlemen. 906 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,665 Introducing our interlocutor 907 00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:52,493 Mr. Jerald Lane. 908 00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,408 [instrumental music] 909 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:57,367 Presenting Mrs. Edward Wilson Sr. 910 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,760 [instrumental music] 911 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:03,069 Mr. Edward Wilson Jr. 912 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:05,637 [instrumental music] 913 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:08,553 [Jerry] 'Ladies and gentlemen, b-e-eseated.' 914 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,771 [instrumental music] 915 00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:14,036 Mr. Interlocutor, there's a little something 916 00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:15,081 I want to ask you. 917 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,865 Alright, go ahead. 918 00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:19,389 Do you know the difference between a horse and a girl? 919 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,956 - 'Why, no.' - Hooh! 920 00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:22,915 You certainly must have some funny dates. 921 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:24,917 If you insult me just once more 922 00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:26,745 I'll have you taken right ashore. 923 00:41:26,832 --> 00:41:29,095 - You make a prose, don't ya? - Prose? 924 00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,357 Why, you don't even know the difference 925 00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:31,706 between prose and poetry. 926 00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:33,273 - Who don't? - You don't. Look I'll show ya. 927 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,709 If I said to you 928 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:35,928 "Poor little Annette, she fell 929 00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:37,538 in the water and got all wet" 930 00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,800 that would be poetry. 931 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,019 But if I said to you 932 00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:41,281 "Poor little Annette, she fell 933 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:42,935 in the water and got soaked" 934 00:41:43,022 --> 00:41:44,850 that would be prose, do you see? 935 00:41:44,937 --> 00:41:46,547 Oh, that's easy, I can do that. 936 00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:47,983 - You can? - Well, of course. 937 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,290 Look, poor little Annette fell down the well. 938 00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:52,031 She got to the bottom and went straight to.. 939 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:53,902 What do you want? Prose or poetry? 940 00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:56,557 [crowd laughing] 941 00:41:56,644 --> 00:42:00,779 Introducing the silver-voiced tenor Mr. Edward Wilson Jr. 942 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,215 singing, "Mandy." 943 00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:05,653 ♪ I was strollin' out one evenin' ♪ 944 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,829 ♪ By the silv'ry moon ♪ 945 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:11,224 ♪ I could hear somebody singin' ♪ 946 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:13,139 ♪ A familiar tune ♪ 947 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:15,924 ♪ So I stopped a while to listen ♪ 948 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:18,666 ♪ Not a word I wanted to miss ♪ 949 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:22,235 ♪ It was just somebody serenading ♪ 950 00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:23,628 ♪ Somethin' like this ♪ 951 00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:26,456 ♪ My pretty Mandy ♪ 952 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,416 ♪ There's a minister handy ♪ 953 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:32,288 ♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪ 954 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:35,030 ♪ If we'd let him make a fee ♪ 955 00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:37,903 ♪ So don't you linger ♪ 956 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,819 ♪ Here's the ring for your finger ♪ 957 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:43,648 ♪ Isn't it a humdinger ♪ 958 00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:47,129 ♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes bring happy times ♪ 959 00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:50,611 ♪ For Mandy and me ♪ 960 00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:55,007 ♪ Mandy there's a minister handy ♪ 961 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:57,923 ♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪ 962 00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:00,969 ♪ If we'd let him make a fee ♪ 963 00:43:01,056 --> 00:43:03,885 ♪ So don't you linger ♪ 964 00:43:03,972 --> 00:43:06,932 ♪ Here's the ring for your finger ♪ 965 00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:09,891 ♪ Isn't it a humdinger ♪ 966 00:43:09,978 --> 00:43:13,634 ♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes bring happy times ♪ 967 00:43:13,721 --> 00:43:17,203 ♪ For Mandy and me ♪ 968 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:18,900 ♪ Mandy ♪ 969 00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:21,903 ♪ There's a minister handy ♪ 970 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:24,863 ♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪ 971 00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:27,866 ♪ If you let him make a fee ♪ 972 00:43:27,953 --> 00:43:30,912 ♪ So don't you linger ♪ 973 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:34,002 ♪ Here's the ring for your finger ♪ 974 00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:36,918 ♪ Isn't it a humdinger ♪ 975 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:40,748 ♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes bring happy times ♪ 976 00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:47,320 ♪ For Mandy and me ♪♪ 977 00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:59,332 ♪ Night is falling on the Southland ♪ 978 00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:01,595 ♪ The stars are shining ♪ 979 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:05,730 ♪ Up in the sky ♪ 980 00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:10,038 ♪ Darkies roll along the river ♪ 981 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,171 ♪ And sing a song ♪ 982 00:44:12,258 --> 00:44:17,567 ♪ Of lullaby ♪ 983 00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:23,704 ♪ Soft winds blowing through the Southland ♪ 984 00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:26,141 ♪ Are filled with romance ♪ 985 00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:29,797 ♪ You can't deny ♪ 986 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:36,978 ♪ What a place to be ♪ 987 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:42,854 ♪ For you ♪ 988 00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:47,510 ♪ For me ♪ 989 00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:51,166 ♪ I don't envy ♪ 990 00:44:51,253 --> 00:44:57,259 ♪ Any king's palace of gold ♪ 991 00:44:57,346 --> 00:45:02,308 ♪ I'm contented to hold ♪ 992 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:09,097 ♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪ 993 00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:18,411 ♪ When the stars begin to shine ♪ 994 00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:22,763 ♪ Night is nearby ♪ 995 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:28,334 ♪ Every time.. ♪ 996 00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:34,819 ♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪ 997 00:45:39,867 --> 00:45:41,521 ♪ For me ♪ 998 00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:45,351 ♪ There's no greater happiness ♪ 999 00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:51,270 ♪ Than holding you near me ♪ 1000 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:57,232 ♪ In all the sweetness of your caress ♪ 1001 00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:59,321 ♪ There's a heaven ♪ 1002 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:05,588 ♪ To cheer me ♪ 1003 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:08,678 ♪ The years will go along ♪ 1004 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:13,683 ♪ Life will be sweet ♪ 1005 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:18,601 ♪ And to make it complete ♪ 1006 00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:23,737 ♪ To make it complete ♪ 1007 00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:27,697 ♪ Your head on ♪♪ Your head on ♪ 1008 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:32,485 ♪ My shoulder ♪♪♪ My shoulder ♪♪ 1009 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:47,500 ♪ Mandy ♪ 1010 00:46:47,587 --> 00:46:49,284 ♪ There's a minister handy ♪ 1011 00:46:49,371 --> 00:46:50,459 [both] Hey! 1012 00:46:50,546 --> 00:46:51,809 ♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪ 1013 00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:54,420 ♪ If we'd let him make a fee ♪ 1014 00:46:54,507 --> 00:46:57,205 Hey, Cavalli. 1015 00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,642 ♪ Here's the ring for your finger ♪ 1016 00:46:59,729 --> 00:47:02,167 ♪ Isn't it a humdinger ♪ 1017 00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:04,082 ♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes ♪ 1018 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:07,955 ♪ Bring happy times for Mandy and me ♪ 1019 00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:10,436 [scatting] 1020 00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:21,403 [scatting] 1021 00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:31,936 [instrumental music] 1022 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:41,946 Look. 1023 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:59,006 Well! 1024 00:48:06,144 --> 00:48:08,537 [music continues] 1025 00:48:15,109 --> 00:48:16,894 Whoa! 1026 00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:30,995 Yeah! 1027 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:37,610 [indistinct] 1028 00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:44,704 ♪ Mandy there's a minister handy ♪ 1029 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:47,228 ♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪ 1030 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:49,491 ♪ If we'd let him make a fee ♪ 1031 00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:51,624 ♪ So don't you linger ♪ 1032 00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:54,279 ♪ Here's the ring for your finger ♪ 1033 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:56,759 ♪ Isn't it a humdinger ♪ 1034 00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:58,544 ♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes ♪ 1035 00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:01,851 ♪ Bring happy times for Mandy and me ♪ 1036 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,115 ♪ So don't you linger ♪ 1037 00:49:04,202 --> 00:49:06,726 ♪ Isn't it a humdinger ♪ 1038 00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:09,294 ♪ Isn't it a humdinger ♪ 1039 00:49:09,381 --> 00:49:11,165 ♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes ♪ 1040 00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:14,299 ♪ Bring happy times for Mandy ♪ 1041 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:15,996 ♪ And me ♪♪ 1042 00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:20,958 [instrumental music] 1043 00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,965 Well, I got to see about the baggage 1044 00:49:28,052 --> 00:49:30,532 and, um, uh-uh-uh, a few other things. 1045 00:49:30,619 --> 00:49:31,838 Alright, don't be long. 1046 00:49:34,754 --> 00:49:36,451 Remember me? 1047 00:49:36,538 --> 00:49:38,279 Joan, I'd like to speak to you for a minute. 1048 00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:40,151 There's nothing you can say that I care to hear. 1049 00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:42,762 - Well, would you do me a favor? - Well, what is it? 1050 00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:44,329 Would you please tell your uncle for me 1051 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:47,027 that I love his niece very, very much? 1052 00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:48,289 I'll tell my uncle but I don't think 1053 00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:50,117 his niece will be interested. 1054 00:49:50,204 --> 00:49:53,207 We got just 24 hours and then junior gets all the dough. 1055 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,035 And you can get a skip and row home 1056 00:49:55,122 --> 00:49:56,732 but, brother, you'll be without me. 1057 00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:58,996 Now, listen, sweetheart, I tell ya I got it all fixed. 1058 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,998 If I ever wanted a guy to live to a ripe old age 1059 00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:02,521 I'd hire you to bump him off. 1060 00:50:02,608 --> 00:50:04,566 I'm promisin' ya, junior won't not be with us long. 1061 00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:06,003 What you gonna do? Outlive him? 1062 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,482 No, there's a ploy. 1063 00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:10,355 See them mugs over there? 1064 00:50:10,442 --> 00:50:12,618 Well, I got it all fixed with those boys to drag junior 1065 00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:15,708 up an alley and cut him into little itsy bitsy pieces. 1066 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:16,752 Shh! 1067 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,320 [instrumental music] 1068 00:50:19,407 --> 00:50:21,627 - Oh, hello, mama. - Hello, junior. 1069 00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:23,498 - Hello, Uncle Louie. - Hello, junior. 1070 00:50:23,585 --> 00:50:24,847 We were just talkin' about you. 1071 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:26,936 Yes, making plans for the day. 1072 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,025 Don't forget to include me. 1073 00:50:28,112 --> 00:50:29,504 Oh, we won't forget. 1074 00:50:29,591 --> 00:50:31,245 Are we going places and doin' things? 1075 00:50:31,332 --> 00:50:33,421 Yes, junior, you're going places 1076 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:35,423 and Uncle Louie is gonna to do things. 1077 00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:36,772 Oh, but wait a minute. 1078 00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:38,557 I've got to go to this address first. 1079 00:50:38,644 --> 00:50:40,559 Jerry Lane wants to see about the treasure or something. 1080 00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:41,647 Oh, well, wait a minute, junior. 1081 00:50:41,734 --> 00:50:42,691 Uncle Louie will take you. 1082 00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:44,084 He knows Egypt very well. 1083 00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:45,259 Huh? 1084 00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,305 Egypt. Like the palm of me hand. 1085 00:50:47,392 --> 00:50:48,741 Leave your things with mama, junior. 1086 00:50:48,828 --> 00:50:49,916 Uh, you won't need 'em. 1087 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,874 Fine, mama, here's my tennis 1088 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,789 and here's here's my music 1089 00:50:53,876 --> 00:50:55,226 and I'll give Uncle Louie the bird. 1090 00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:56,836 No, give it to her. 1091 00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,490 - Here, mom. Goodbye, mama. - Goodbye, junior. 1092 00:50:58,577 --> 00:51:01,145 Come on, Uncle Louie. We're buddies now. 1093 00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:04,583 Ready, ready, ready. 1094 00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:07,238 Look, everybody! 1095 00:51:07,325 --> 00:51:09,240 I make big trick. 1096 00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:11,416 Put boy in basket. 1097 00:51:11,503 --> 00:51:13,679 Say few magic word 1098 00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:16,334 boy become dog. 1099 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:17,639 Come on, junior. Let's go. 1100 00:51:17,726 --> 00:51:19,946 No, Uncle Louie, he's gonna make tricks. 1101 00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:24,516 I now put boy in basket. 1102 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:29,086 I now change boy into dog. 1103 00:51:32,132 --> 00:51:36,093 - Are you inside, boy? - 'Here I am.' 1104 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,529 Hello! 1105 00:51:37,616 --> 00:51:39,618 Abracadabra! 1106 00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:42,621 Presto! 1107 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:44,318 [crowd clapping] 1108 00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:45,928 Come on, let's go. 1109 00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:48,670 - This guy's a fake. - Fake? 1110 00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:50,237 [male #2] 'What you mean fake?' 1111 00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:53,153 You heard me the first time, I said "fake." 1112 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,416 Perhaps the gentlemen would like 1113 00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:58,158 to get into the basket and see for himself? 1114 00:51:58,245 --> 00:51:59,768 Ah, you're screwy, roll over. 1115 00:51:59,855 --> 00:52:01,205 'Afraid, eh?' 1116 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:02,771 My Uncle Louie afraid? 1117 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:03,859 - Go on, show him. - No! 1118 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:04,860 Why should I get in the basket? 1119 00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:05,905 I'm no tomato. 1120 00:52:05,992 --> 00:52:07,646 'You see, he is afraid.' 1121 00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:08,821 Come on, buddy, get in. 1122 00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:09,822 Show him you're not afraid. 1123 00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:11,345 Come on, call his bluff. 1124 00:52:11,432 --> 00:52:13,130 [indistinct chattering] 1125 00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:14,609 - Come on, get in. - Go on. 1126 00:52:14,696 --> 00:52:16,785 Show him you're not yellow. 1127 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:17,873 Who's yellow? 1128 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,919 [indistinct shouting] 1129 00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:23,227 [crowd] Yes! Yes! Yes! 1130 00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,881 Okay, give me the works. 1131 00:52:29,494 --> 00:52:30,843 Are you in there, Uncle Louie? 1132 00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,845 'Certainly! Where do you think I am?' 1133 00:52:32,932 --> 00:52:36,631 Ready, ready, ready. 1134 00:52:36,718 --> 00:52:40,853 [male #2] 'Sacokoko abracadabra.' 1135 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:43,160 Presto! 1136 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:44,465 Uncle Louie! 1137 00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:46,163 [crowd laughing] 1138 00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,774 Uncle Louie, my poor Uncle Louie 1139 00:52:48,861 --> 00:52:49,992 don't you know me? 1140 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,125 I'm junior. I'm your nephew. 1141 00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:53,909 I'm sorry I let you go in the basket. 1142 00:52:53,996 --> 00:52:55,650 Now you're a dog. 1143 00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:58,175 While I'm eating strawberry shortcake and ice cream 1144 00:52:58,262 --> 00:52:59,872 you'll be gnawing on a bone. 1145 00:52:59,959 --> 00:53:02,222 Uncle Louie! Uncle Louie! 1146 00:53:02,309 --> 00:53:03,528 Wait! 1147 00:53:03,615 --> 00:53:05,965 Help! Help! A bear! 1148 00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:07,532 [female #1] 'Help! Help!' 1149 00:53:07,619 --> 00:53:09,011 Help! Help! 1150 00:53:09,098 --> 00:53:11,449 Bear! A bear! 1151 00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:12,667 'Help! Help!' 1152 00:53:12,754 --> 00:53:14,147 'A bear!' 1153 00:53:14,234 --> 00:53:16,497 A bear! Help! 1154 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:19,326 Help! A bear! 1155 00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:20,588 Do something. Do something. 1156 00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:21,937 Look out, lady, he'll bite you. 1157 00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:23,765 If he bites me, I'll bite him back. 1158 00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:24,810 He wants the frankfurter. 1159 00:53:24,897 --> 00:53:26,290 Let him buy his own frankfurter. 1160 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,248 Come on, Uncle Louie. We'll have dinner together. 1161 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:30,163 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1162 00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:32,644 I want to thank you for saving me from that big bear. 1163 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:33,775 Big bear? 1164 00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:35,168 He's a small dog. 1165 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:37,518 Oh, you were wonderful. 1166 00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:39,303 You not only saved my life 1167 00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:41,261 but you saved my frankfurter's too. 1168 00:53:41,348 --> 00:53:44,046 [chuckles] Believe me, if I were emotional 1169 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:46,397 I'd kiss you again for what you've done. 1170 00:53:46,484 --> 00:53:48,486 But I'm not very affectionate. 1171 00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:50,096 Especially with strangers. 1172 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:52,664 Do you see what I mean? 1173 00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:55,057 Say maybe you don't like me? 1174 00:53:55,144 --> 00:53:56,755 You know, I'm the daughter of a shiek. 1175 00:53:56,842 --> 00:53:58,278 - A shiek's daughter? - Yeah! 1176 00:53:58,365 --> 00:54:00,280 I thought there was something distinctive about you. 1177 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:02,891 Uh, ha, that must be from hangin' around these camels. 1178 00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:04,153 [giggles] 1179 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:05,154 So you're the daughter of a sheik? 1180 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,373 Uh-huh. 1181 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,983 Where can I get a hold of your father? 1182 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,203 Oh, I don't know, he awfully ticklish. 1183 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:11,683 [giggles] 1184 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:12,901 Say, come here. 1185 00:54:12,988 --> 00:54:13,946 You want to know somethin'? 1186 00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:15,556 I bet for saving my life 1187 00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:17,515 my father will make you stay at the palace. 1188 00:54:17,602 --> 00:54:19,168 What would I do at the palace? 1189 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,301 [giggles] We play games and, uh-- 1190 00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:22,607 What kind of games? 1191 00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:25,131 - Hula gula. - What's hula gula? 1192 00:54:25,218 --> 00:54:27,525 Well, that's something like your American ping-pong 1193 00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:30,223 and it's some fun, I'll say. 1194 00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,704 You hit a little ball and it goes under the table. 1195 00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:34,009 Then you hit it again 1196 00:54:34,096 --> 00:54:35,837 and it goes under the table again. 1197 00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:37,056 Then you pick it up. 1198 00:54:37,143 --> 00:54:38,623 Yeah, but where does the fun come in? 1199 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,538 [chuckles] Under the table. 1200 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,497 [laughing] 1201 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:45,891 Say, don't hit me like that 1202 00:54:45,978 --> 00:54:47,371 even if you are the sheik's daughter. 1203 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:48,894 - You know, I'm not very strong. - No? 1204 00:54:48,981 --> 00:54:50,809 When I was born, I only weighed four pounds. 1205 00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,506 [chuckles] That's nothin'. 1206 00:54:52,593 --> 00:54:55,074 When I was born, I only weighed eight ounces. 1207 00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:56,597 - Eight ounces? - Yeah! 1208 00:54:56,684 --> 00:54:58,512 - Did you live? - Oh, sure. 1209 00:54:58,599 --> 00:55:00,514 You ought to see me now. 1210 00:55:00,601 --> 00:55:02,081 I wonder what the doctor said 1211 00:55:02,168 --> 00:55:03,517 to your father when you were born. 1212 00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:06,259 Well, why bring that up? 1213 00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:07,695 That's just what I thought. 1214 00:55:07,782 --> 00:55:09,523 [laughs] 1215 00:55:09,610 --> 00:55:12,483 [indistinct shouting] 1216 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,098 Well, stupid, I can see what happened to you. 1217 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:20,839 But what happened to junior? 1218 00:55:20,926 --> 00:55:22,797 Junior didn't get in the basket. 1219 00:55:24,669 --> 00:55:27,541 [instrumental music] 1220 00:55:34,287 --> 00:55:36,550 Oh, sire, here is the treasure. 1221 00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:38,509 It is worth millions. 1222 00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:44,863 In all the desert there is no treasure to compare with this. 1223 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:49,258 My ancestors fought, robbed, even killed to acquire it. 1224 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:53,262 If necessary, I shall do the same to keep it. 1225 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,786 'Allah is just.' 1226 00:55:54,873 --> 00:55:57,484 Yes, but Allah should have let me 1227 00:55:57,571 --> 00:55:59,660 kill this Prof. Wilson. 1228 00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:04,796 This American dog who dared to ravage the tomb of my ancestors. 1229 00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:07,407 'You may still have your revenge, oh, sheik.' 1230 00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:09,191 I know. 1231 00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:12,325 Wilson's heir is coming here to claim the treasure. 1232 00:56:12,412 --> 00:56:14,414 And when that heir comes 1233 00:56:14,501 --> 00:56:15,937 it will mean death. 1234 00:56:16,024 --> 00:56:18,984 I have sworn it! Death to the Wilson heir! 1235 00:56:19,071 --> 00:56:21,943 [instrumental music] 1236 00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:28,776 Oh, come on, come on out, Eddie. 1237 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:30,996 Don't be afraid. This is my home. 1238 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,867 How do you like it? 1239 00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:34,129 Where's third base? 1240 00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:36,741 - Fanya! Fanya! - Hello! 1241 00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:38,786 - Oh, father! - My daughter! 1242 00:56:38,873 --> 00:56:40,527 My precious daughter! 1243 00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:42,703 You have saved the woman I love. 1244 00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:44,792 You mean...that? 1245 00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:47,404 Someday she shall be my wife. 1246 00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:51,451 If any man tries to take her away from me, he shall die. 1247 00:56:51,538 --> 00:56:53,497 And he'd be better off dead. 1248 00:56:53,584 --> 00:56:55,281 Here he is! This is my father! 1249 00:56:55,368 --> 00:56:58,850 How can I show my gratitude for your wonderful bravery? 1250 00:56:58,937 --> 00:57:00,721 What bravery? It was nothing. 1251 00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:02,680 Nothing? Father! 1252 00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:05,596 It was terrible. A tiger got loose at the marketplace. 1253 00:57:05,683 --> 00:57:08,468 It was six feet long and weighed a thousand pounds. 1254 00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:11,340 It was a sma-a-all dog. 1255 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,213 Well, he leaped at my throat and was getting ready to mangle me 1256 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,780 when like a shot out of the cannon 1257 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:18,043 Eddie appeared and killed him 1258 00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:19,523 till he was dead. 1259 00:57:19,610 --> 00:57:22,177 It was a sma-a-all dog. 1260 00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:24,789 My son, you've been through a terrible ordeal. 1261 00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:27,487 It's funny, I don't feel the least bit tired. Look. 1262 00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:29,881 It will be an honor to break bread with you tonight. 1263 00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,535 Alright, we break bread. 1264 00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:34,059 - But wait! Wait! - What? More? 1265 00:57:34,146 --> 00:57:35,190 Yeah, yeah. 1266 00:57:35,277 --> 00:57:36,888 Right after he shot the leopard 1267 00:57:36,975 --> 00:57:40,282 a ferocious lion came running towards me. 1268 00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:42,546 I never saw such a lion. 1269 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:44,591 I never heard such lion. 1270 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:46,941 He was the largest beast I ever saw. 1271 00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:48,377 It was a small dog! 1272 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,336 Well, tell us, daughter, what happened then? 1273 00:57:50,423 --> 00:57:51,511 Yes, what did happen? 1274 00:57:51,598 --> 00:57:52,773 Yeah, tell us what happened. 1275 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,122 Yeah, yeah. Go on. 1276 00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:55,472 Tell them what happened to the lion. Go on. 1277 00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:56,777 - Who me? - Yeah, you. 1278 00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:57,822 Tell 'em what happened. 1279 00:57:57,909 --> 00:57:59,084 Listen, you brought him in 1280 00:57:59,171 --> 00:58:00,651 now you get him out. 1281 00:58:00,738 --> 00:58:02,522 I think it was a small dog. 1282 00:58:02,609 --> 00:58:03,567 [all men] What? 1283 00:58:03,654 --> 00:58:04,785 That's right. 1284 00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:06,134 It was a small dog 1285 00:58:06,221 --> 00:58:08,267 that attracted the lion's attention. 1286 00:58:08,354 --> 00:58:10,965 And when the lion turned around, he bit him, unh! 1287 00:58:11,052 --> 00:58:12,053 The dog bit the lion? 1288 00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:13,533 - No! - The lion bit the dog? 1289 00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:18,190 - No. - No, I, uh, I bit the lion. 1290 00:58:18,277 --> 00:58:21,454 Yeah. Some lion. 1291 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:23,195 What a man! What a man! 1292 00:58:23,282 --> 00:58:24,762 Yeah, I'll say! 1293 00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:26,764 Array him in fine clothes. 1294 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:28,287 Bring him rich gifts. 1295 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,507 We must keep him here as our guest. 1296 00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:33,335 Yeah. My hero! 1297 00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:35,033 [laughing] 1298 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,817 Go away. I can't talk to an idiot. 1299 00:58:36,904 --> 00:58:38,297 Come here. I can. 1300 00:58:38,384 --> 00:58:41,300 [laughing] 1301 00:58:41,387 --> 00:58:42,344 Oh. 1302 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,915 [instrumental music] 1303 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:32,438 Good. Say, that's a nice little show you got here. 1304 00:59:32,525 --> 00:59:33,831 I wish we had seats down front. 1305 00:59:33,918 --> 00:59:35,702 That is not a show, Eddie-Bay. 1306 00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:38,009 These are my wives. 1307 00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:40,315 - All of them? - Certainly. 1308 00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:41,969 I have not so many now. 1309 00:59:42,056 --> 00:59:44,668 - A mere 125. - Just an armful. 1310 00:59:44,755 --> 00:59:46,887 But once I had over 200. 1311 00:59:46,974 --> 00:59:49,194 I know everybody cut down during the depression. 1312 00:59:49,281 --> 00:59:51,283 [dings] 1313 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,069 [dings] 1314 00:59:57,724 --> 00:59:58,943 Are they on the night shift? 1315 00:59:59,030 --> 01:00:00,858 No, they are late! 1316 01:00:00,945 --> 01:00:03,251 And that redhead there is always late! 1317 01:00:03,338 --> 01:00:04,513 Oh, those redheads. 1318 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:07,908 I traded a very fine camel for her too! 1319 01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:09,910 I certainly got cheated. 1320 01:00:09,997 --> 01:00:12,870 You mean, you prefer a camel to a.. 1321 01:00:12,957 --> 01:00:15,742 Oh, Eddie-Bay, she won't even kiss me. 1322 01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,875 - Did the camel kiss you? - Of course not! 1323 01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:19,528 Then what are you complaining about? 1324 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,836 Ooh, thou speak'st wisdom, sahib. 1325 01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:25,709 Tell me, do all the sheiks have as many wives as you? 1326 01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:28,146 No. My brother has only 30. 1327 01:00:28,233 --> 01:00:31,453 Only 30? Practically a bachelor. 1328 01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:33,151 Say, I bet when you guys get divorced 1329 01:00:33,238 --> 01:00:34,543 you must spend a lot foralimony. 1330 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,633 Allah?Allahmoney. 1331 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,417 No, no, no.Alimony. 1332 01:00:38,504 --> 01:00:39,853 What isalimony? 1333 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:41,507 Well, in America, when you get rid of a wife 1334 01:00:41,594 --> 01:00:43,248 you've still gotta keep on paying her money. 1335 01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:46,991 Oh! But isn't that like buying oats for a dead horse? 1336 01:00:47,078 --> 01:00:49,776 Thou speak'st the hunk of wisdom yourself, sheik-y. 1337 01:00:52,431 --> 01:00:54,302 What are you cooking here? A beef stew? 1338 01:00:54,389 --> 01:00:57,958 Oh, no. This is my pipe. Here, try it. 1339 01:00:58,045 --> 01:01:00,178 Yeah, I never smoked a tub of boiler before. 1340 01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:02,833 Oh, it is very simple. See. 1341 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,012 [coughing] 1342 01:01:10,928 --> 01:01:12,799 Now I'll try it. 1343 01:01:16,368 --> 01:01:19,066 [sloshing] 1344 01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:21,025 - Oh! - Why you..! 1345 01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:22,940 Gee, you ought to get a plumber, your pipe is leaking. 1346 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:24,550 What! Why you-you-- 1347 01:01:24,637 --> 01:01:27,248 He's got some crust, some nerve bullying me. 1348 01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:28,641 Who's got some nerve, some crust? 1349 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:30,338 Sen Hammed got fresh with me. 1350 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,906 - He did? - Yeah, he asked me for a kiss. 1351 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:34,908 - Did you slap his face? - 'Certainly.' 1352 01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:36,693 [Fanya] 'Soon as he got through.' 1353 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,216 - Will you do me a favor? - What? 1354 01:01:38,303 --> 01:01:39,347 Will you go away and leave your father 1355 01:01:39,434 --> 01:01:40,784 and me alone together? 1356 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:44,439 No. I won't go until you give me somethin', hmm? 1357 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,659 Alright, here. 1358 01:01:46,746 --> 01:01:49,053 - Oh! - Lollipop. 1359 01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:50,750 Wait a minute. Wait. You take off the paper and eat it. 1360 01:01:50,837 --> 01:01:53,753 - What? - Take off the paper and eat it. 1361 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,189 Oh. 1362 01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:01,587 [Fanya laughing] 1363 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:05,678 - Now, look!Look! - Oh, sheik, I'm sorry. 1364 01:02:05,765 --> 01:02:07,158 Look, what you've done to my beard. 1365 01:02:07,245 --> 01:02:09,377 and I was all dressed for my rendezvous. 1366 01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:10,727 You mean you had a date for tonight? 1367 01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,076 Shh! 1368 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,515 Keep this under your turban. 1369 01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:19,997 I am going to the village. There is a famous dancer there. 1370 01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:21,694 Mm-hmm. And you're one of her fans? 1371 01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:23,522 I am going there. 1372 01:02:23,609 --> 01:02:25,916 - You look after my wives. - Yeah! 1373 01:02:26,003 --> 01:02:28,092 I can trust you, can't I? 1374 01:02:28,179 --> 01:02:30,181 Oh, sheik-y, you don't have to worry about me. 1375 01:02:30,268 --> 01:02:31,443 I've got a little girl in Brooklyn. 1376 01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:33,837 Oh-h-h.Pretty. 1377 01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:38,624 Hmm.I like her. 1378 01:02:38,711 --> 01:02:40,147 I will trade you a horse for her. 1379 01:02:40,234 --> 01:02:41,714 A horse? 1380 01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:42,976 How would it look me sitting in the movies 1381 01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,021 holding hands with a horse? 1382 01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:45,065 Oh. 1383 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:47,024 Sheik-y, remember 1384 01:02:47,111 --> 01:02:48,721 you're not a kid anymore. 1385 01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:50,810 'Not too much dancing.' 1386 01:02:50,897 --> 01:02:53,334 Oh, Eddie-Bay.. 1387 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:56,076 ...not a word to my wives. 1388 01:02:56,163 --> 01:02:58,122 I'll tell your wives you went to the pool room. 1389 01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,299 Imagine that guy, Nora, thinking I'd ever look at another girl. 1390 01:03:01,386 --> 01:03:03,867 I'll be true to you, toots, no matter what happens. 1391 01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:07,087 Uh-oh.Thingsare beginning to happen. 1392 01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:09,611 Look around, Nora. Look what I'm up against. 1393 01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:10,961 It won't be my fault. 1394 01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:13,485 Oh, Nora! Help! Help! 1395 01:03:13,572 --> 01:03:15,269 As you were! 1396 01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:16,531 Now, listen to me, you girls 1397 01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:18,533 I want you to hear something. 1398 01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:20,274 ♪ I have heard the story of ♪ 1399 01:03:20,361 --> 01:03:22,233 ♪ The glory of the Orient ♪ 1400 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,193 ♪ But never went for oriental charm ♪ 1401 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:30,067 ♪ Now you care for oriental charm ♪ 1402 01:03:30,154 --> 01:03:31,851 ♪ Back in Brooklyn there's a belle ♪ 1403 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,766 ♪ Around my heart she cast a spell ♪ 1404 01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:37,465 ♪ I won't be happy till I'm in her arms ♪ 1405 01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:41,600 ♪ He's happy in his Brooklyn baby's arms ♪ 1406 01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:45,473 ♪ And I can't forget though I'm away ♪ 1407 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:49,782 ♪ That I used to tell her everyday ♪ 1408 01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:53,307 ♪ Okay toots if you like me like I like you ♪ 1409 01:03:53,394 --> 01:03:55,179 ♪ We'll know nobody new will do ♪ 1410 01:03:55,266 --> 01:03:57,572 ♪ It's okay toots ♪ 1411 01:03:57,659 --> 01:03:59,313 ♪ Okay toots ♪ 1412 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,359 ♪ If you say yes then I say yes ♪ 1413 01:04:01,446 --> 01:04:03,274 ♪ And if you say no then it's no go ♪ 1414 01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:05,842 ♪ It's okay toots ♪ 1415 01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:07,756 ♪ You know I'm in favor of ♪ 1416 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:09,846 ♪ Whatever you do ♪ 1417 01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,760 ♪ I tasted the flavor of ♪ 1418 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:15,503 ♪ One kiss and I knew it was okay toots ♪ 1419 01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,941 ♪ If you wash dishes I dry dishes ♪ 1420 01:04:18,028 --> 01:04:19,856 ♪ I dry dishes I'm ambitious ♪ 1421 01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:21,988 ♪ Okay toots ♪ 1422 01:04:22,075 --> 01:04:23,772 ♪ Okay my little toots ♪ 1423 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,949 ♪ If you do cooking I do cooking ♪ 1424 01:04:26,036 --> 01:04:27,907 ♪ If you won't bake I won't eat cake ♪ 1425 01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:30,170 ♪ It's okay toots ♪ 1426 01:04:30,257 --> 01:04:31,998 ♪ Okay toots ♪ 1427 01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:34,348 ♪ If you say cold-cuts I eat cold-cuts ♪ 1428 01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:36,350 ♪ Cold or hot or just warmed over ♪ 1429 01:04:36,437 --> 01:04:38,744 ♪ Okay toots ♪ 1430 01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:40,746 ♪ I'll bring all my dough to you ♪ 1431 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,835 ♪ I'll keep every vow ♪ 1432 01:04:42,922 --> 01:04:44,532 ♪ I'll never say no to you ♪ 1433 01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:48,536 ♪ You've got a yes man now and it's okay toots ♪ 1434 01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:50,843 ♪ If we have baby I mind baby ♪ 1435 01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:52,976 ♪ If we have nursey I mind nursey ♪ 1436 01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:55,108 ♪ Okay toots ♪ 1437 01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:56,980 ♪ Okay tu-ru-toots ♪ 1438 01:04:57,067 --> 01:04:59,199 ♪ If you say pictures I say movies ♪ 1439 01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:01,332 ♪ Holding hands is nice at movies ♪ 1440 01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:03,290 ♪ Okay toots ♪ 1441 01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,162 ♪ Okay my little toots ♪ 1442 01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:07,555 ♪ If you say rumba I try rumba ♪ 1443 01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:09,514 ♪ Though at rumba I'm a bumba ♪ 1444 01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:11,908 ♪ Okay toots ♪ 1445 01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:13,866 ♪ When I'm on a ballroom floor ♪ 1446 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:16,042 ♪ They push me about ♪ 1447 01:05:16,129 --> 01:05:17,826 ♪ But I'll try a ballroom floor ♪ 1448 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:21,743 ♪ Till my feet give out and it's okay toots ♪ 1449 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:23,920 ♪ I like the sheik I like his daughter ♪ 1450 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:26,183 ♪ But I prefer her underwater ♪ 1451 01:05:26,270 --> 01:05:27,575 ♪ Okay toots ♪♪ 1452 01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:33,407 Sire! I have news! 1453 01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:36,497 An heir has come to claim the Wilson treasure. 1454 01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:38,456 Allah is good. 1455 01:05:38,543 --> 01:05:41,894 At last my ancestors can beavenged! 1456 01:05:41,981 --> 01:05:43,330 He shall die! 1457 01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:46,290 [trumpet music] 1458 01:05:49,771 --> 01:05:53,601 Welcome to my palace, oh, my brothers. 1459 01:05:53,688 --> 01:05:56,474 Sorry to bust in on you, kids. 1460 01:05:56,561 --> 01:05:59,172 Your Honor, this little gal is the widow of Edward Wilson. 1461 01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:00,217 What? 1462 01:06:00,304 --> 01:06:01,261 And as the mouth-piece for this 1463 01:06:01,348 --> 01:06:02,784 poor defenseless little wren 1464 01:06:02,871 --> 01:06:04,395 I come to you to grab the dough 1465 01:06:04,482 --> 01:06:06,223 because all the boys said that you was straight shooter. 1466 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:09,966 Do I understand, sahib, that this little lady 1467 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,751 is the only surviving relative of the.. 1468 01:06:12,838 --> 01:06:15,667 '...the old gentleman who discovered the treasure?' 1469 01:06:15,754 --> 01:06:16,711 Brother, you said it. 1470 01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:18,409 All the rest is phonies. 1471 01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:22,587 Then she is the one I have been waiting for. 1472 01:06:22,674 --> 01:06:26,025 Hold everything. I'm coming. 1473 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,244 What is this? 1474 01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:29,855 Your Honor, it is my pleasure 1475 01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:31,161 it is my privilege 1476 01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,684 it is my duty-- 1477 01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:34,120 Yeah, but it's my dough. 1478 01:06:34,207 --> 01:06:36,514 My friends, I am most eager 1479 01:06:36,601 --> 01:06:38,516 to discover the real heir 1480 01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:39,560 to the treasure. 1481 01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:41,562 And when I do.. 1482 01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:46,002 What is this, a parade? 1483 01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:47,699 On behalf of the rightful owner 1484 01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:49,875 I am here to claim the treasure found in the tomb 1485 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:51,529 by Prof. Edward Grant Wilson. 1486 01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:53,574 Edward Grant Wilson! 1487 01:06:53,661 --> 01:06:56,882 You dare mention the name of that infidel in my presence? 1488 01:06:56,969 --> 01:06:58,710 On the memory of my ancestors 1489 01:06:58,797 --> 01:07:01,887 I have sworn it, death, death to the heir 1490 01:07:01,974 --> 01:07:04,672 of Edward Grant Wilson. 1491 01:07:04,759 --> 01:07:06,065 Wait a minute. 1492 01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:08,067 You mean whoever tries to claim the treasure 1493 01:07:08,154 --> 01:07:09,416 is gonna get knocked off? 1494 01:07:09,503 --> 01:07:10,896 He shall die! 1495 01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:14,552 He shall be boiled alive in castor oil! 1496 01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:18,164 [stammering] Personally speaking, sir 1497 01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,470 I have said from the very first 1498 01:07:19,557 --> 01:07:21,385 there ain't a court in the world 1499 01:07:21,472 --> 01:07:24,692 that would uphold a measly little old claim like that. 1500 01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:26,129 Are you the heir? 1501 01:07:26,216 --> 01:07:27,869 Me? The heir? 1502 01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:30,176 [chuckles] Why, sir, I have to laugh. 1503 01:07:31,656 --> 01:07:34,267 - Are you? - Who me? No. 1504 01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:37,053 Youlie. You all lie! 1505 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,838 Nowspeak, in the name Allah 1506 01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:44,147 who is the heir of Edward Grant Wilson? 1507 01:07:45,148 --> 01:07:46,758 Somebody paging me? 1508 01:07:46,845 --> 01:07:48,238 Coming. 1509 01:07:48,325 --> 01:07:50,283 Somebody here called for Edward Wilson? 1510 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,328 - Jerry! - Eddie! 1511 01:07:51,415 --> 01:07:53,852 And Joan! 1512 01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:56,159 - Mummy. - Hello, sonny boy. 1513 01:07:56,246 --> 01:07:58,552 Just a minute, oh, Eddie-Bay. 1514 01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:00,598 'Is your name Eddie Wilson?' 1515 01:08:00,685 --> 01:08:02,078 Sure, that's me. Didn't you know? 1516 01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:04,558 - I'm the son of Prof. Wilson. - What? 1517 01:08:04,645 --> 01:08:06,647 Your Highness, don't believe him, he's not the son 1518 01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:08,432 and he's not the heir of Prof. Wilson. 1519 01:08:08,519 --> 01:08:12,044 - Jerry...I'm not the heir? - No!You're not! 1520 01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:14,307 - Tell him you're not. - No, I won't. I won't! 1521 01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:15,961 Mama, you tell him who I am. 1522 01:08:16,048 --> 01:08:18,006 Uh, junior, mama doesn't remember who you are. 1523 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:20,922 But, mama, Mr. Lane said that papa wasn't my daddy. 1524 01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:23,055 But, junior, mama doesn't remember daddy's name. 1525 01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:24,491 Maybe it wasn't Wilson. 1526 01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:25,971 You see, you're mistaken. 1527 01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:27,407 Of-of course, you are. 1528 01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:29,757 And I thought you two were my friends. 1529 01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:32,369 He'scrazy. Please believe me. He's not Eddie Wilson. 1530 01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:34,327 Why, the boy is out of his mind, Your Honor. 1531 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,199 He didn't even know Prof. Wilson. 1532 01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:37,635 [Sheik Mulhulla] Silence! 1533 01:08:37,722 --> 01:08:40,116 You couldn't prove you're his son 1534 01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:41,595 could you, Eddie-Bay? 1535 01:08:41,682 --> 01:08:42,640 You think not? 1536 01:08:42,727 --> 01:08:44,207 Every Wilson for generations 1537 01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:45,773 had a mole on his right elbow. 1538 01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:46,948 Take a look at this! 1539 01:08:47,035 --> 01:08:48,950 Here! Wrong elbow. 1540 01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,561 Here you are! Here's my mole. 1541 01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:52,911 Who stole my mole? Here you are! Look at that. 1542 01:08:52,998 --> 01:08:54,782 [Jerry] 'It means nothing. A lot of people have moles.' 1543 01:08:54,869 --> 01:08:57,002 Of course, they have. It's just an accident. 1544 01:08:57,089 --> 01:08:59,961 Yes. Well, here's one accident you can't laugh off. 1545 01:09:00,048 --> 01:09:02,181 Look at my birth certificate. 1546 01:09:02,268 --> 01:09:04,052 Now, give me the treasure and I want 1547 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,532 everything that's coming to me. 1548 01:09:05,619 --> 01:09:07,708 Well, son, I can't say you didn't ask for it. 1549 01:09:07,795 --> 01:09:11,408 I'm sorry, oh, Eddie-Bay. Ihateto lose you. 1550 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:13,105 Oh, that's alright. You'll get used to it. 1551 01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:15,238 You know what they say, "Here today, gone tomorrow." 1552 01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:17,240 Then you'll die like a man? 1553 01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:20,678 -Die? - Yes! 1554 01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,245 Imustkill you. 1555 01:09:22,332 --> 01:09:24,334 But...but I thought you liked me. 1556 01:09:24,421 --> 01:09:27,511 I do, Eddie-Bay. I'm very fond of you. 1557 01:09:27,598 --> 01:09:29,165 But you don't have to kill me to prove it. 1558 01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:30,514 An oath has been taken. 1559 01:09:30,601 --> 01:09:32,255 But I didn't take it, search me. 1560 01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:34,561 I swore to my ancestors 1561 01:09:34,648 --> 01:09:36,346 that I would kill the heir 1562 01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:38,391 of Edward Grant Wilson. 1563 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,872 - But I'mtooyoung to die. -Nonsense! 1564 01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:43,440 - There is no way out! - What about that door? 1565 01:09:43,527 --> 01:09:45,572 No! 1566 01:09:45,659 --> 01:09:47,183 [Jerry] Wait a minute. You can't do this! 1567 01:09:47,270 --> 01:09:49,228 He's an American citizen and I demand his release! 1568 01:09:49,315 --> 01:09:52,318 Silence! Take him away and imprison the others! 1569 01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:54,712 Mama! I want my mama! 1570 01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:56,061 [sobbing] I want my mama! 1571 01:09:56,148 --> 01:09:58,063 [sobbing continues] 1572 01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:04,200 I warn you, sir, the State of Virginia 1573 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:05,244 will never stand for this. 1574 01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:06,463 Silence! 1575 01:10:06,550 --> 01:10:08,160 Keep them locked up here. 1576 01:10:08,247 --> 01:10:09,857 I will dispose of them later. 1577 01:10:09,944 --> 01:10:11,207 Well, what shall we do with the women, sire? 1578 01:10:11,294 --> 01:10:13,121 Oh? 1579 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,385 - I will marry them. - Yes, sire. 1580 01:10:15,472 --> 01:10:18,344 [bubbling] 1581 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:31,444 Strip him. 1582 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:35,274 What's this? 1583 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:36,667 This is the way I came into the world 1584 01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:37,798 and this is the way I'm going out. 1585 01:10:37,885 --> 01:10:39,409 Prepare him for the oil! 1586 01:10:39,496 --> 01:10:40,584 Oh! 1587 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:46,590 Sire! He'll make fine soup for your camels. 1588 01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:49,375 Me? Camel soup? 1589 01:10:49,462 --> 01:10:51,986 I'm sorry, Eddie-Bay, it's an ancient custom. 1590 01:10:52,073 --> 01:10:53,249 [claps] Make haste! 1591 01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:54,511 [crying] 1592 01:10:55,599 --> 01:10:56,556 Some salt. 1593 01:10:56,643 --> 01:10:58,428 Make it smelling salt. 1594 01:10:58,515 --> 01:11:00,473 [crying continues] 1595 01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:03,346 [Sheik Mulhulla] 'Now, some pepper.' 1596 01:11:03,433 --> 01:11:04,564 What? No mustard? 1597 01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:05,913 [whimpers] 1598 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,524 [sneezes] 1599 01:11:07,611 --> 01:11:08,699 Gesundheit. 1600 01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:11,745 Where areyougoing? 1601 01:11:11,832 --> 01:11:13,530 I'm going out to buy some vegetables. 1602 01:11:13,617 --> 01:11:15,314 - I am the chef! - Sure, you're the chef. 1603 01:11:15,401 --> 01:11:17,273 - But I'm the soup! - Are you ready? 1604 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,057 Ready or not, you're sure to be caught. 1605 01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:22,495 Goodbye, Eddie-Bay. 1606 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,584 This is going to upset me 1607 01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:26,717 more than you know. 1608 01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:28,458 Take him up! 1609 01:11:28,545 --> 01:11:30,895 [screaming] 1610 01:11:30,982 --> 01:11:34,638 ♪ He flows through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 1611 01:11:34,725 --> 01:11:38,337 ♪ The first sheik I've seen on the flying trapeze.. ♪♪ 1612 01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:39,556 [screaming] 1613 01:11:42,472 --> 01:11:45,344 [indistinct chattering] 1614 01:11:49,740 --> 01:11:50,871 [Eddie] 'Don't bother about him!' 1615 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:52,743 Help me! Help me! 1616 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:54,048 Silence! 1617 01:11:54,135 --> 01:11:55,876 Now you die! 1618 01:11:56,573 --> 01:11:58,662 Stop! 1619 01:11:58,749 --> 01:12:00,925 Father, you can't kill him. 1620 01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:02,056 - No? - No. 1621 01:12:02,143 --> 01:12:03,275 Why not? 1622 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,062 What? 1623 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,806 He kissed you? 1624 01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:16,941 On a camel? 1625 01:12:17,028 --> 01:12:19,291 Oh, Eddie-Bay. 1626 01:12:19,378 --> 01:12:22,686 You have placed me in a very embarrassing position. 1627 01:12:22,773 --> 01:12:23,904 Look at the position you got me in. 1628 01:12:23,991 --> 01:12:25,341 Silence. 1629 01:12:25,428 --> 01:12:26,777 Do you realize 1630 01:12:26,864 --> 01:12:29,345 that according to our tribal laws 1631 01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:32,043 you have committed tramafat. 1632 01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:34,350 - Tramafat? - Tramafat? 1633 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:37,962 In our country, when a man commits tramafat 1634 01:12:38,049 --> 01:12:40,356 there is only one thing possible. 1635 01:12:41,574 --> 01:12:43,184 Marriage! 1636 01:12:43,271 --> 01:12:44,577 Yes. 1637 01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,841 You must marry her. 1638 01:12:47,928 --> 01:12:49,887 That settles it, boys. Drop me in. 1639 01:12:49,974 --> 01:12:52,063 No! Take him down. 1640 01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:00,854 Eddie-Bay! 1641 01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:02,378 Amscray! 1642 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:04,118 Well, you finally got someone to marry you. 1643 01:13:04,205 --> 01:13:05,729 Even though it's through tramafat. 1644 01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:07,252 Listen, I'll have you know that I've been asked 1645 01:13:07,339 --> 01:13:08,732 a 1000 times to get married. 1646 01:13:08,819 --> 01:13:09,776 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1647 01:13:09,863 --> 01:13:11,604 - Who asked you? - My father. 1648 01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:13,084 [chuckling] 1649 01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:14,172 Take the dog away. 1650 01:13:14,259 --> 01:13:15,521 - Take her away. - No, you! 1651 01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:17,393 - Me? - Prepare him for the wedding. 1652 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,916 Bathe him, shave him. 1653 01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:21,527 Spray him with lilac water from head to foot. 1654 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,747 And spread the news throughout the desert.. 1655 01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:25,618 Tomorrow, at high noon 1656 01:13:25,705 --> 01:13:28,099 a shotgun wedding. 1657 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:30,623 Ooh! I can hardly wait! 1658 01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:32,582 [laughing] 1659 01:13:53,254 --> 01:13:54,821 - Are you alone? - No. 1660 01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:57,128 - You are not alone? - No, you're here. 1661 01:13:57,215 --> 01:13:59,260 So, you're gonna marry Fanya. 1662 01:13:59,347 --> 01:14:00,958 Do you know what a wedding means? 1663 01:14:01,045 --> 01:14:03,177 Sure, wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 1664 01:14:03,264 --> 01:14:05,397 Your sense of smell will be cut off. 1665 01:14:05,484 --> 01:14:06,485 You mean.. 1666 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:07,747 ...I'm gonna lose my schnozzle? 1667 01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,793 You are going to lose your life. Now! 1668 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,795 - Please! Not with a knife! - Why not? 1669 01:14:11,882 --> 01:14:14,014 Make such an awful mess with blood and everything. 1670 01:14:14,101 --> 01:14:15,494 Besides, it's so foreign. 1671 01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,583 We Americans, we're used to being killed by a gun. 1672 01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:18,802 Now, if you wanted to shoot me with a gun 1673 01:14:18,889 --> 01:14:20,543 I wouldn't mind, see? 1674 01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:22,022 - But you have no gun. - But I have! 1675 01:14:22,109 --> 01:14:23,328 [whimpering] 1676 01:14:23,415 --> 01:14:24,503 Some surprise, isn't it? 1677 01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:26,505 Not only am I going to shoot you 1678 01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:28,899 but so there'll be no sin on my head 1679 01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:31,249 you yourself will give the command to fire! 1680 01:14:31,336 --> 01:14:32,293 You mean I'm gonna say fi.. 1681 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,686 Oh, I almost said it. 1682 01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:36,123 Don't worry, I'll make you say fire. 1683 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:38,299 - No you won't. - Yes, I will. 1684 01:14:38,386 --> 01:14:39,910 What comes out of a stone? 1685 01:14:39,997 --> 01:14:41,738 Fi-fi...flames. 1686 01:14:41,825 --> 01:14:43,783 Yes, but what makes the flame? 1687 01:14:43,870 --> 01:14:45,611 Fi-fi...fuel! 1688 01:14:45,698 --> 01:14:47,874 Ha! You thought I was gonna say fire. 1689 01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:49,528 [squealing] 1690 01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:52,009 Come out and die like a man, you dog. 1691 01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:53,227 Oh, please, Mr. Ben Ali 1692 01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:54,925 I don't wanna marry Fanya. Believe me. 1693 01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:56,187 I've got a girl in Brooklyn. 1694 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:58,058 I love her and I want to get back to her. 1695 01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:00,496 - You mean that? - So help me Allah. 1696 01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:02,236 And if I should help you to get away? 1697 01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:04,587 You swear you'll never try to see Fanya again? 1698 01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:05,762 Oh, my! Yes, yes! 1699 01:15:05,849 --> 01:15:07,111 I promise. I'm bendin' elbows! 1700 01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:08,155 - Yes. - Good! 1701 01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:09,374 Then come with me! 1702 01:15:12,638 --> 01:15:14,684 [whimpering] 1703 01:15:14,771 --> 01:15:15,946 I forgot that. 1704 01:15:16,033 --> 01:15:18,122 - Don't forget my dog biscuits. - Come! 1705 01:15:19,993 --> 01:15:22,822 [instrumental music] 1706 01:15:22,909 --> 01:15:24,781 [dramatic music] 1707 01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:27,784 Hey. 1708 01:15:27,871 --> 01:15:29,525 Where do you think it leads? 1709 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,570 Maybe it leads to the wine cellar. 1710 01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:32,963 Oh, what difference does it make? 1711 01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:34,181 It couldn't be any worse than this place. 1712 01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:35,922 Oh, that's what you think! 1713 01:15:36,009 --> 01:15:37,707 I spent three months diggin' my way out of prison once 1714 01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:39,317 and come up into the warden's office. 1715 01:15:42,581 --> 01:15:44,496 [ominous music] 1716 01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:50,023 What are you gonna do? What is this? 1717 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:52,678 This is the Chamber of the Dead. 1718 01:15:52,765 --> 01:15:54,462 Chamber of the...Dead? 1719 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,507 Yes. 1720 01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:57,422 And these...mummies? 1721 01:15:57,509 --> 01:15:58,771 Dead. 1722 01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,512 Old guys standing up, huh? 1723 01:16:00,599 --> 01:16:02,906 Get into an empty casket and wait. 1724 01:16:02,993 --> 01:16:04,211 Later I'll come for you. 1725 01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:05,691 Empty casket? Me? 1726 01:16:05,778 --> 01:16:08,041 Do as you're told! 1727 01:16:08,128 --> 01:16:09,826 Don't forget to come for me. 1728 01:16:10,783 --> 01:16:11,741 [frog croaking] 1729 01:16:11,828 --> 01:16:13,046 Dead. 1730 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:15,005 [whimpering] 1731 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:21,881 [ominous music] 1732 01:16:27,278 --> 01:16:29,149 [croaking continues] 1733 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:33,240 [music continues] 1734 01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:41,205 The treasure. 1735 01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:42,554 [clears throat] 1736 01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:43,947 [croaking continues] 1737 01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:45,905 [instrumental music] 1738 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:54,131 Oh, Spirit of the Dead 1739 01:16:54,218 --> 01:16:57,308 the hour of vengeance is at hand. 1740 01:16:57,395 --> 01:16:59,397 I swore, by all that is holy 1741 01:16:59,484 --> 01:17:01,573 to kill Eddie-Bay. 1742 01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:04,968 'But in my heart, there is great love for him.' 1743 01:17:05,055 --> 01:17:07,710 Oh, spirit of my ancestors 1744 01:17:07,797 --> 01:17:10,974 'if only you could speak and advice me.' 1745 01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:12,932 [squeaking] Ooh, Ow. 1746 01:17:15,108 --> 01:17:16,196 What? 1747 01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:19,112 Do I hear a voice? 1748 01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:21,114 Who is talking to me? 1749 01:17:21,201 --> 01:17:24,204 'I am the spirit of your ancestor.' 1750 01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:27,381 My ancestor, Allah in heaven.. 1751 01:17:27,468 --> 01:17:29,688 Which one? 1752 01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:31,168 Your Uncle Benny. 1753 01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:33,953 Ah, yes, Benhamed. 1754 01:17:35,607 --> 01:17:37,304 Your voice sounds so young. 1755 01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:40,917 Benhamed died when he was 76. 1756 01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:43,702 Are you his spirit? 1757 01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:44,834 'Yes.' 1758 01:17:44,921 --> 01:17:47,010 'I'm the spirit of 76.' 1759 01:17:47,837 --> 01:17:49,273 'Ooh!' 1760 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:52,363 Oh, spirit of my ancestor 1761 01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:54,626 art thou in pain? 1762 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:57,063 Thou, too, wouldst be in pain 1763 01:17:57,150 --> 01:18:00,023 if the spirit of the Royal Crab 1764 01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:03,069 was crawling around your shroud. 1765 01:18:03,156 --> 01:18:06,725 You will rest more easily, oh, worthy ancestor 1766 01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:09,467 after thy honor has been avenged 1767 01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:11,512 and these three other Americans 1768 01:18:11,599 --> 01:18:13,514 have been sacrificed. 1769 01:18:13,601 --> 01:18:14,951 [Eddie] 'What Americans?' 1770 01:18:15,038 --> 01:18:18,171 The old gentleman from the south.. 1771 01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:21,131 [clears throat] 'I beg your pardon, sir.' 1772 01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:23,873 In behalf of the gentleman from the south 1773 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:26,353 I would just like to say that all we mummies think 1774 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,704 he is a mighty fine fella too. 1775 01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:30,836 Us mummies was in a huddle. 1776 01:18:30,923 --> 01:18:34,405 'And we all agree that Louie is a sweetheart too.' 1777 01:18:34,492 --> 01:18:37,756 [Eddie] 'And the two girls, oh, mightiest of mighty Sheiks?' 1778 01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:38,975 'What about them?' 1779 01:18:39,062 --> 01:18:41,281 I was going to marry them. 1780 01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:44,545 [all shouting] 1781 01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:47,113 'If all you mummies don't pipe down' 1782 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,725 'will I but to wind up in the soup.' 1783 01:18:49,812 --> 01:18:52,075 Oh, spirits, speak. 1784 01:18:52,162 --> 01:18:55,861 What sacrifice can I make to appease thee? 1785 01:18:55,948 --> 01:18:59,299 [Eddie] 'There is only one way for us mummies to rest in happiness.' 1786 01:18:59,386 --> 01:19:00,910 'Let the Americans go.' 1787 01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:04,043 - Yes? - 'Let my people go!' 1788 01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:06,872 [Col. Harrison] 'Oh, Lordy, let my people go.' 1789 01:19:06,959 --> 01:19:11,485 ♪ Oh Lordy Let my people go ♪ 1790 01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:16,273 ♪ Let my people go ♪ 1791 01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:22,279 ♪ Oppressed so hard they could not stand ♪ 1792 01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:25,630 ♪ Let my people ♪ 1793 01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:31,767 ♪ Go ♪♪ Let my people go ♪ 1794 01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:35,074 I heard strange voices. Are you in trouble, sire? 1795 01:19:35,161 --> 01:19:38,338 The spirits of my ancestors have spoken. 1796 01:19:38,425 --> 01:19:40,036 Now they sing! 1797 01:19:40,123 --> 01:19:42,690 Allahbe praised! 1798 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,649 [Eddie] 'And what of my people?' 1799 01:19:44,736 --> 01:19:46,738 Your people shall be freed. 1800 01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:49,306 [Eddie] 'You have said a beard full, big boy!' 1801 01:19:49,393 --> 01:19:54,180 Sire, it's this mummy here who speaketh? 1802 01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:57,793 Allah be praised! 1803 01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:01,753 Take it. Carry it to my throne room. 1804 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:05,888 Set it up in state where all may see and wonder. 1805 01:20:10,544 --> 01:20:11,894 [ominous music] 1806 01:20:20,598 --> 01:20:22,687 Be careful, boys. 1807 01:20:22,774 --> 01:20:25,733 Take it easy. Easy. 1808 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,735 I'm not really dead. 1809 01:20:31,435 --> 01:20:32,610 [rumbling] 1810 01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:44,578 [muttering] 1811 01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:02,770 - Wait. - You wait! 1812 01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:04,468 - What do you want? - You should come with me. 1813 01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:06,644 - Where are you taking us? - Out of the palace. 1814 01:21:06,731 --> 01:21:09,429 Sheik Mulhulla has ordered you Americans to be released. Come! 1815 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,263 - It's a lie. - Come with me. 1816 01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:18,395 Ben Ali wants to see you. 1817 01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:19,526 But I don't wanna marry Fanya. 1818 01:21:19,613 --> 01:21:20,614 Come! 1819 01:21:21,398 --> 01:21:22,399 [intense music] 1820 01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:31,625 [whirring] 1821 01:21:37,457 --> 01:21:39,938 Come on! You're leaving with the other Americans. 1822 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:41,113 Wait, wait. Where are we going? 1823 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,723 - Do you see that plane? - Yes. 1824 01:21:42,810 --> 01:21:44,682 That's our only means of escape. 1825 01:21:44,769 --> 01:21:45,770 Do you mean we're going in that? 1826 01:21:45,857 --> 01:21:47,250 No. You're going in it. 1827 01:21:47,337 --> 01:21:49,469 Me? I've never been in a plane in my life. 1828 01:21:49,556 --> 01:21:52,081 Remember if you stay here to marry Fanya, you die! 1829 01:21:52,168 --> 01:21:53,821 Yes, but if I go in a plane, I'll die. 1830 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:56,302 Fanya or the aeroplane? 1831 01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:57,782 Give my regards to Fanya. 1832 01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:01,655 - Get in! - I'll miss her. 1833 01:22:01,742 --> 01:22:02,918 Get in! 1834 01:22:08,445 --> 01:22:10,099 [engine revving] 1835 01:22:17,628 --> 01:22:19,586 Somebody left their laundry. 1836 01:22:19,673 --> 01:22:23,286 [engine whirring] 1837 01:22:57,189 --> 01:22:58,712 [instrumental music] 1838 01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:07,808 [music continues] 1839 01:23:16,774 --> 01:23:18,167 [kids screaming] 1840 01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:31,615 ♪ Were you good little boys ♪ 1841 01:23:31,702 --> 01:23:33,095 ♪ Did you lie to your mother ♪ 1842 01:23:33,182 --> 01:23:34,705 ♪ Were you nice little girls ♪ 1843 01:23:34,792 --> 01:23:36,707 ♪ Are you kind to your brothers were you ♪ 1844 01:23:36,794 --> 01:23:38,448 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1845 01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:40,798 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1846 01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:42,191 ♪ Did you brush your hair ♪ 1847 01:23:42,278 --> 01:23:43,714 ♪ Did you scrub your faces ♪ 1848 01:23:43,801 --> 01:23:45,368 ♪ Did you put your clothes ♪ 1849 01:23:45,455 --> 01:23:47,152 ♪ In their proper places did you ♪ 1850 01:23:47,239 --> 01:23:49,024 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1851 01:23:49,111 --> 01:23:50,982 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1852 01:23:51,069 --> 01:23:52,636 ♪ Patience is a virtue ♪ 1853 01:23:52,723 --> 01:23:54,768 ♪ That will never hurt you ♪ 1854 01:23:54,855 --> 01:23:56,161 ♪ Spare another moment please ♪ 1855 01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:58,120 ♪ And you'll be satisfied ♪ 1856 01:23:58,207 --> 01:23:59,991 ♪ In the meantime in between time ♪ 1857 01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:01,471 ♪ You may look inside ♪ 1858 01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:03,081 [instrumental music] 1859 01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:09,653 ♪ Are you perfectly contended ♪ 1860 01:24:09,740 --> 01:24:11,481 ♪ Mrs. Cow ♪ 1861 01:24:11,568 --> 01:24:15,224 ♪ Now you're working only five day a week ♪ 1862 01:24:15,311 --> 01:24:17,052 ♪ Do you like to have a speculum ♪ 1863 01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:18,749 ♪ Is there something we can get you ♪ 1864 01:24:18,836 --> 01:24:21,534 ♪ If you are not satisfied just speak ♪ 1865 01:24:22,970 --> 01:24:25,582 ♪ Moo moo moo moo moo ♪ 1866 01:24:30,587 --> 01:24:33,546 ♪ Aa-aa-aah ♪ 1867 01:24:33,633 --> 01:24:37,159 ♪ Would you like us to redecorate your stall ♪ 1868 01:24:37,246 --> 01:24:40,771 ♪ Would you like a beverage or hay ♪ 1869 01:24:40,858 --> 01:24:42,599 ♪ Is there any little favor ♪ 1870 01:24:42,686 --> 01:24:44,818 ♪ That would give your cream more flavor ♪ 1871 01:24:44,905 --> 01:24:47,082 ♪ Is life unpleasant here in any way ♪ 1872 01:24:48,822 --> 01:24:52,304 ♪ No no no no ♪ 1873 01:24:52,391 --> 01:24:55,960 ♪ We want ice cream we want ice cream ♪ 1874 01:24:56,047 --> 01:24:57,788 ♪ Children don't get nervous ♪ 1875 01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:59,442 ♪ We will give you service ♪ 1876 01:24:59,529 --> 01:25:00,791 ♪ When the ice cream's made ♪ 1877 01:25:00,878 --> 01:25:02,793 ♪ It will be just the kind you like ♪ 1878 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:04,316 ♪ We have been delayed ♪ 1879 01:25:04,403 --> 01:25:06,492 ♪ Because the cows declared a strike ♪ 1880 01:25:06,579 --> 01:25:08,015 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1881 01:25:09,843 --> 01:25:11,802 ♪ If you like ice cream ♪ 1882 01:25:11,889 --> 01:25:13,195 ♪ You'll like vanilla ♪ 1883 01:25:13,282 --> 01:25:14,892 ♪ And we got enough ♪ 1884 01:25:14,979 --> 01:25:16,415 ♪ Enough to fill ♪ 1885 01:25:16,502 --> 01:25:18,461 ♪ A million tum tum tummies ♪ 1886 01:25:18,548 --> 01:25:21,333 ♪ Now not now ♪ 1887 01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,074 ♪ And how ♪ 1888 01:25:23,161 --> 01:25:24,945 ♪ If you like ice cream ♪ 1889 01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:26,295 ♪ You'd be in favor ♪ 1890 01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:28,166 ♪ All the goodly share ♪ 1891 01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:29,733 ♪ Of chocolate flavor ♪ 1892 01:25:29,820 --> 01:25:32,910 ♪ And of course it's understood ♪ 1893 01:25:32,997 --> 01:25:34,477 ♪ It's good ♪ 1894 01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:36,653 ♪ So good ♪ 1895 01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:39,699 ♪ Open your mouth and close your eyes ♪ 1896 01:25:39,786 --> 01:25:43,355 ♪ We will give you something to make you wise ♪ 1897 01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:46,619 ♪ Strawberries of gigantic size ♪ 1898 01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:49,579 ♪ Yummy yummy yum ♪ 1899 01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:51,581 ♪ If you like ice cream ♪ 1900 01:25:51,668 --> 01:25:52,930 ♪ We'll make you love it ♪ 1901 01:25:53,017 --> 01:25:54,671 ♪ This is no wild dream ♪ 1902 01:25:54,758 --> 01:25:57,717 ♪ Presently often we're gonna make it bright ♪ 1903 01:25:57,804 --> 01:25:58,892 ♪ And hard ♪ 1904 01:25:58,979 --> 01:26:00,416 ♪ Right now ♪ 1905 01:26:00,503 --> 01:26:01,591 ♪ Right now ♪ 1906 01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:07,074 [instrumental music] 1907 01:26:19,609 --> 01:26:20,827 [music continues] 1908 01:26:35,538 --> 01:26:36,843 [music continues] 1909 01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:55,253 [music continues] 1910 01:27:16,143 --> 01:27:17,841 ♪ Ready children ready ♪ 1911 01:27:17,928 --> 01:27:19,625 ♪ Here's your old friend Eddie ♪ 1912 01:27:19,712 --> 01:27:21,584 ♪ Just about to open up the door ♪ 1913 01:27:21,671 --> 01:27:23,020 ♪ As you can see ♪ 1914 01:27:23,107 --> 01:27:24,935 ♪ In the meantime in between time ♪ 1915 01:27:25,022 --> 01:27:26,676 ♪ I've misplaced the key ♪ 1916 01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:28,286 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1917 01:27:28,373 --> 01:27:29,896 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1918 01:27:42,909 --> 01:27:44,041 [instrumental music] 1919 01:27:53,659 --> 01:27:54,660 [music continues] 1920 01:27:58,969 --> 01:28:00,144 ♪ You've torn my clothes ♪ 1921 01:28:00,231 --> 01:28:01,450 ♪ You've wrecked my nose ♪ 1922 01:28:01,537 --> 01:28:02,799 ♪ But here's a day ♪ 1923 01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:04,322 ♪ When anything goes ♪ 1924 01:28:04,409 --> 01:28:06,063 ♪ I'm feeling low but here ♪ 1925 01:28:06,150 --> 01:28:07,369 ♪ You go you're going ♪ 1926 01:28:07,456 --> 01:28:09,153 ♪ Way up high ♪ 1927 01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:10,807 ♪ Going up up up up ♪ 1928 01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:12,330 ♪ Feeling high and wise ♪ 1929 01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,941 ♪ You'll really need to fly ♪ 1930 01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:16,508 ♪ You're going higher and higher ♪ 1931 01:28:16,595 --> 01:28:18,684 ♪ And higher and now you've reached the top ♪ 1932 01:28:18,771 --> 01:28:21,383 ♪ Sip sip sip sip till you get your fill of it ♪ 1933 01:28:21,470 --> 01:28:23,950 ♪ Sit sit sit sit and enjoy the film-en ♪ 1934 01:28:24,037 --> 01:28:26,692 ♪ Here we pour an another ice cream soda ♪ 1935 01:28:26,779 --> 01:28:28,390 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1936 01:28:28,477 --> 01:28:30,000 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1937 01:28:30,087 --> 01:28:31,741 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1938 01:28:31,828 --> 01:28:33,133 ♪ We want ice cream ♪ 1939 01:28:33,220 --> 01:28:34,918 ♪ Ever since the time ♪ 1940 01:28:35,005 --> 01:28:37,486 ♪ I was a lad when I made up my mind ♪ 1941 01:28:37,573 --> 01:28:41,185 ♪ My dream of heaven was an ice cream factory ♪ 1942 01:28:41,272 --> 01:28:43,579 ♪ Oh Lord why me ♪ 1943 01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:45,320 ♪ So I told myself ♪ 1944 01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:47,844 ♪ That I would get it and I kept my word ♪ 1945 01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:51,456 ♪ So give me credit for I made my dream come true ♪ 1946 01:28:51,543 --> 01:28:54,372 ♪ For you and you and you and you ♪ 1947 01:28:54,459 --> 01:28:56,592 ♪ Hail to the ice cream king ♪ 1948 01:28:56,679 --> 01:28:59,421 ♪ Vanilla chocolate strawberry drops ♪ 1949 01:28:59,508 --> 01:29:02,032 ♪ Hail to the ice cream king ♪ 1950 01:29:02,119 --> 01:29:04,774 ♪ Hail hail ♪ 1951 01:29:04,861 --> 01:29:06,776 ♪ Hail ♪ 1952 01:29:06,863 --> 01:29:09,300 ♪ I used to be as hard as nails ♪ 1953 01:29:09,387 --> 01:29:11,868 ♪ But now I'm soft as putty ♪ 1954 01:29:11,955 --> 01:29:13,913 ♪ You crack that oh so tender ♪ 1955 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,960 ♪ I'm afraid I'm slightly nutty ♪ 1956 01:29:17,047 --> 01:29:20,616 ♪ Louie Louie Louie Look at uncle Louie ♪ 1957 01:29:20,703 --> 01:29:22,618 ♪ These are very unique berries ♪ 1958 01:29:22,705 --> 01:29:24,359 ♪ Hail to Louie ♪ 1959 01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:26,491 ♪ The same to you-ee ♪ 1960 01:29:26,578 --> 01:29:28,711 ♪ Hurray for Louie ♪ 1961 01:29:28,798 --> 01:29:31,235 ♪ He's a lot of hoeey ♪ 1962 01:29:31,322 --> 01:29:32,454 ♪ Now that you've eaten ♪ 1963 01:29:32,541 --> 01:29:35,282 ♪ To your hearts' content ♪ 1964 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:36,501 ♪ And since you know ♪ 1965 01:29:36,588 --> 01:29:39,591 ♪ It doesn't cost a cent ♪ 1966 01:29:39,678 --> 01:29:43,465 ♪ Next time you call you better wear atent ♪ 1967 01:29:43,552 --> 01:29:46,293 ♪ Since my ship came in ♪ 1968 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:49,993 ♪ We've got our great big ice cream ♪ 1969 01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:52,387 ♪ Factory ♪ 1970 01:29:52,474 --> 01:29:55,346 ♪ And everything is as it ought to be ♪ 1971 01:29:56,695 --> 01:29:58,654 ♪ For I have you and sweetheart ♪ 1972 01:29:58,741 --> 01:30:01,570 ♪ You have me ♪ 1973 01:30:01,657 --> 01:30:04,442 ♪ Since my ship ♪ 1974 01:30:04,529 --> 01:30:07,489 ♪ Came here ♪♪ 132904