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- Ooh, T-G-I-F, baby.
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Ooh, I'm about to sleep in,
go to the club--
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- Good for you.
It must be nice.
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- What's wrong, man?
Work's over.
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It's the weekend.
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We got two days to chill, baby.
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- Not when you're a single dad.
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- How many times
I gotta tell you, man?
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You are not a single dad.
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You got me. You got Rick.
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We're like a papa-ge à trois
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- Yeah, and just like
in a ménage à trois,
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one person has
to do all the dirty work.
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Me.
- Ew.
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- I love my girls, but they
got so much going on now,
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it's actually less stressful
for me to be at work.
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So, like, my weeks
are like my weekends,
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and my weekends are my weeks.
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- Oh, so, like,
your Monday's like your Friday,
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or like Thursday, because
Thursday is your new Friday.
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- No, your Sunday is my Friday.
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Well, I guess now Thursday.
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Which makes Friday my Monday.
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- Got it, got it,
completely understand.
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So you would have
Thanksgiving on Tuesday, then?
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- I'm not pitching a full
calendar rearrange here, Gary,
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I'm just making a comparison,
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all right?
- Gotcha.
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I probably won't even
see you till Monday.
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- Okay, wait, but hold on.
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Whose Monday?
Your Monday or my Monday?
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- Gary, please.
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[upbeat music]
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- Dad, can I get a Snickers?
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- No.
- Can I get a phone?
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- No.
- Why?
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- Because they are bad for you.
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- Which one?
The phone or the Snickers?
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- Both.
Now, c'mon, we're late. Here.
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- [indistinct whining]
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- Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
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- But Piper got one!
- I don't care what Piper eats.
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- No, I'm talking
about the phone.
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- Piper eats phones?
- No, Snickers.
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- That's what I said.
No Snickers.
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- Oh! Come on, get in the car.
Get in the car!
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- Giddy-up, Daddy! Giddy-up!
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- I'm giddy-ing!
I'm giddy-ing!
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- Come on!
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- More like
giddying-down to me.
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- Hey, can y'all
keep it down, man?
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It's 11:30. Some of us
had to twerk last night.
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- It's only 11:30?
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- Nap time.
See you at dinner.
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[girls giggling]
- Hey, hey, here we go.
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- I need some sugar cubes!
- Blblblblb!
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[upbeat funky music]
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- Good morning. Good morning.
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The weekend is over!
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Are y'all ready for this?
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T-G-I-M, T-G-I-M.
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Hey, Pam, c'mon, T-G-I-M.
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- No.
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- ♪ Good morning
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Mika!
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T-G-I-M!
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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I am on no sleep, okay?
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I got wild this weekend
with a capital W.
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The Cheryl Strayed memoir
from ten years ago.
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Mm, could not put it down.
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- Okay, well,
I got a little wild myself.
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I sprained two fingers
playing Trouble.
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You hear what I did there?
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I said I sprained--
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Did anyone else enjoy the joke?
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- Kenan, it is 4:30
Monday morning.
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Why you gotta act
like a dude in an '80s movie
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who gets laid and then comes in
in the best mood of his life?
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- Because I'm at work now,
and I finally get some me time
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to destress, let my mind
wander, read my phone,
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maybe even go to the potty
for longer than five minutes
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without somebody
banging on the door
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and asking me to scoop a Lego
out their nose.
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- Yeah, you gotta
take away Gary's Legos.
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- Oh! Well, who wants to toast
to a happy Monday?
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Anybody? Cheers? Anybody?
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Oh, I know you want to toast
to it, you handsome devil,
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A salud!
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- ♪ Wake up, wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up ♪
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- Now, I'm known
for my chicken fried streak--
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- Okay.
- And my steak fried chicken--
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- Yes, you are.
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- And my
chicken fried rice pudding.
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- Okay.
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- But nowadays,
folks want healthy,
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so we're gonna make a lovely
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red wine vinaigrette salad.
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- Boo!
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- More like ooh! Gorgeous.
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- No way.
In my book, lettuce is just
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a plate for mozzarella sticks,
am I right about that?
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A salad.
The answer to the question:
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What's mostly water
and tastes like the ground?
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[laughter, applause]
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Oh, sorry, Betsy,
looks like we're getting
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breaking news from City Hall.
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- Weeks of negotiations
between the school board
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and the teachers union
have broken down,
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and teachers
are threatening to strike.
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- Good. Strike.
Show them who's boss.
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- All Atlanta teachers
could walk off the job
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as soon as midnight tonight.
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- I hope they do.
Fight the power.
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- Leaving thousands of parents
at a loss for childcare.
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- Say what now?
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- So y'all might
wanna prepare for
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Bring-Your-Child-To-Work-Month!
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Or, heck, even year.
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- So our kids are just gonna
be with us all the time?
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Like, even all me time?
- Oh, God, oh, God,
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oh, God, oh, God.
- Shh.
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- That wine is for cooking.
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- He's fine.
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- So, girls, how are you?
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How're your teachers?
Do they strike you as happy?
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Do they strike you as unhappy?
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Have they been
using the word "strike"?
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- Well, Linda says
it's inappropriate
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to talk about that stuff
around us.
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- Uh, Linda? Who's Linda?
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- My teacher.
- Wow. Huh.
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If I called my teacher
by her first name,
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my mom would have whooped
the handsome off me...
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is what I woulda said
if my mom lived with us.
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She married our neighbor.
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- Your childhood man, whoa.
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- She was right there,
like the whole time?
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- Yeah, she was in the hood.
She would wave occasionally.
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- That is not enough.
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- Well, I love Linda.
I think she's nice.
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- Who cares if she's nice?
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She's supposed to impose
discipline and get results.
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These days, everybody
is more concerned about
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feelings than teaching.
That's why they
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keep cranking out kids that
can't handle the real world,
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like Gary.
- Hey, my problems
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are not my teachers' fault.
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They are somebody else's
fault entirely.
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- Case in point.
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You know,
there was a time
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when I thought about
becoming a teacher,
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but my
"Full Metal Jacket" style
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just wouldn't fly anymore,
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and I dropped out
in the 7th grade.
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- You teaching?
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I would both love
and be terrified to see that.
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- Well, I think
I do well in school
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because Linda's nice.
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She supports me.
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- Yeah, now our teachers
need our support.
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That is why
we stand with the onion.
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- Well, normally
I am pro-onion as well,
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but in this case,
I just hope the school board
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comes to their senses before--
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Well, it's official.
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The teachers are now on strike,
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leaving thousands
of parents without child--
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hey, hey, psst, hey,
come down from there.
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Birdie, come down.
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No, no, no, go over there.
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Leaving thousands of parents
without childcare.
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Excuse me, sweetheart.
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Excuse me,
we're trying to do a show here.
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- Okay, honey...
- Honey, you gotta move.
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- Well, it's official.
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The teachers are now on strike,
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leaving thousands
of parents without...
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All right. You know what?
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I'm gonna come over here.
All right.
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Starting to feel
like my weekend.
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Well, it's official.
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The teachers are now--
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I said no!
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[children chattering]
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Childcare.
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There doesn't seem to be
a sign
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that the stalemate
will slow down anytime--
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Can y'all come get y'all
babies?
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- What if I only
use it for emergencies?
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- You mean like
if you're starving?
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Look, those commercials
are not real.
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You're not gonna turn into
Danny Trejo
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just because you
don't get a Snickers.
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- I'm the one
who wants the phone.
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- I'm the one
that wants the Snickers.
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- And I'm the one
that's saying no to you both.
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- Hey, baby girls.
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There's some donuts
in the break room.
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- We never get donuts
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for breakfast!
- Oh, hey, just one!
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- Question:
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Who is having all these kids?
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Most our crew is unbangable.
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Did you know Roy Props
has a newborn?
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Dude's like 60
and has total VDE.
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- You mean BDE?
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- Oh, no, V, for vasectomy.
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It's a vibe.
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Ah!
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- I don't like your dress.
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- Aw, I don't care.
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- [snickers]
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- Actually, I do care.
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I don't know how we're gonna
work like this, Kenan.
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- All right, look, relax.
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I already bribed Gary
to watch all the kids.
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He's great. He was
a Chuck E. Cheese mascot.
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- Oh.
- Tag. You it.
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- Oh, my God.
Eric, get off the catwalk!
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[percussive music]
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- If you could just
get these kids
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on an organic diet,
their behavior
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would improve drastically.
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- Oh, is that what the nanny
who raises your kids told you?
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- She doesn't raise them.
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Braden called
her Mom one month.
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Uh-oh.
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- Why are we stopping?
Guys, I have strike research
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for you in my office.
We gotta keep doing our jobs.
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- Oh, there go
the cool girls right there.
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- Who, them?
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- No, these aren't like the
teens we grew up with, Mika.
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Have you seen "Euphoria"?
They're bad.
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- Amy's right. The girls that
I went to high school with
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did my homework.
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Oh, I was the bully.
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I should have said that.
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- Hmm, well...
- Yeah.
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- I was cool.
- [laughing]
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- Okay, fine, I wasn't,
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but that's the beauty
of being grown, right?
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I mean, that stuff
doesn't matter anymore.
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Watch this.
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Hey, ladies.
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I'm sure you're having fun
just skipping school
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and Twitching all day,
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but can do you do it
somewhere else?
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- Yeah, we're not Twitching.
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We're doing important
school work.
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Just 'cause
we don't have teachers
251
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doesn't mean we don't have
to learn how to fix the world
252
00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,714
that your generation broke.
Okay, Boomer?
253
00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,281
[girls giggling]
254
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,457
- Okay, so I'm on the Gen-X
millennial cusp, right?
255
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,590
So not responsible
for anything really.
256
00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,505
Good or bad.
257
00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,724
I mean, look, apathy
was in style at the time.
258
00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,291
Not that I'm apolitical now.
259
00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:31,423
Actually, I run
a women in business forum--
260
00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:34,557
- We're not interested
in your cis-gendered feminism
261
00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,428
from the 1900s.
262
00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,866
Your view of womanhood
is so narrow.
263
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:39,997
Please and thank you.
264
00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,391
[girls giggling]
265
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,088
- Conference room.
266
00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,438
- Oh, sweet couch.
267
00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:50,442
Ah, just
a couple minutes, yeah.
268
00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:51,487
- Ah-hem!
269
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,576
We need help with our homework.
270
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,012
- But the teachers
are on strike.
271
00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,536
- They left worksheets.
272
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,799
- Well, how thoughtful
of Linda.
273
00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,714
Come on.
274
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,456
- What's a protozoa?
275
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,197
- Uh, skip.
276
00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,722
- Did you know anything
times one is one?
277
00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,332
- I don't think
that's how that works.
278
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,247
- I don't think
I can skip the protozoa.
279
00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,770
- All right,
well, just put down
280
00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,511
what Spider-Man was fighting.
- Daddy, I'm not playing.
281
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,732
- All right.
Alexa, what's a protozoa?
282
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,777
- Protozoa
is an informal term
283
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,606
for a group
of single-celled eukaryotes.
284
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,695
- Okay, Alexa, fart.
285
00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,697
- [fart sound]
286
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:28,872
- Technology.
287
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,526
Aubrey, be careful!
288
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,832
Damn, I'm sorry.
289
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,008
I'm raising my voice.
It's very unlike me.
290
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,488
- See? 12 times 1 is 1.
291
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,621
- No, Birdie, it's 12 again.
292
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,580
Again, I apologize
for raising my voice.
293
00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,277
It's just, y'all,
294
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,626
this is usually when Daddy
usually destresses
295
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,975
and relaxes--
- Hey, Kenan,
296
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,412
we're taping promos, so--
- Read the room, Phil!
297
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,632
- Hey, we're all having
a hell of a day here!
298
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,199
- I know, I'm sorry!
299
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,722
- Me too!
- All right.
300
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:53,680
Let's have a hug then.
301
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:54,942
[thud]
302
00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,639
Gravity!
303
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,641
- ♪ Wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up, wake up ♪
304
00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,556
♪ Wake up
- Disturbing news from upstate
305
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,080
where two federal inmates
have escaped
306
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,605
and are considered
to be armed and...
307
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,956
Silly.
308
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,914
Yes, they are armed
309
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,263
with Silly String.
310
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:15,136
That's right.
Semi-automatic Silly String,
311
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:18,052
which they borrowed
from their guards,
312
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,620
who they savagely
313
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,578
tickled to sleep.
314
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,233
- Witness say the inmates,
who were life sentences
315
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,235
for a string of ra...
316
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,064
...ainbows and tickling parties
317
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:33,894
were high...on life
318
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,156
during the escape,
319
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,723
which basically
made them invincible.
320
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,073
- Yes, like superheroes,
that's right.
321
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,466
Meth man and Crank Boy.
322
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,729
- And we're out!
[bell rings]
323
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:46,036
- Can somebody tell me
whose child this is?
324
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,170
He just jumped on my back and
started calling me Hodor.
325
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,433
Aw, nah. Oh, hell nah.
326
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:54,436
This maniac is peeing on me.
Okay, I quit. I'm done.
327
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,003
This is a Isabel Marant shirt.
328
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,179
- Gary, you can't just quit.
329
00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,659
This ain't like
going to the dentist.
330
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,880
- Look, I don't care if it
rots your brains, all right?
331
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,883
just please keep watching
the television.
332
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,581
Oh, man, what a week.
333
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,409
- Ha. Try two days, champ.
334
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,107
- Oh, man, that's right.
335
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:16,023
Man, not only are my
responsibilities around here
336
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,895
double what they were because
Cori used to do half,
337
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,332
but now I don't
even get a break from them?
338
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,725
- Cori did half?
339
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,814
- She did three-quarters.
- Ahem.
340
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,816
- Okay, fine,
she did 99% of everything,
341
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,644
but, man, I'm about to snap.
342
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,993
I can't function like this.
343
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,735
I yelled at my kids today.
344
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,302
And some other people's kids.
345
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,305
Look, this is just
so not like me.
346
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,394
- It's not your fault, man.
347
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:42,136
These little weasels
are undisciplined.
348
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,268
You need help.
349
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,661
- Are you offering?
350
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,968
- Yes, I am.
351
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,361
This retirement thing
is boring as hell.
352
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:53,060
I did a Dr. Ken's MasterClass.
353
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,757
It took me four hours
to figure out
354
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,585
he was doing comedy
and not medicine.
355
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,108
- Wow.
356
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,068
- Besides, I mean, how hard
can teaching be, really?
357
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:05,028
- Thank you, but I don't need
you to teach them.
358
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,421
I just need you to keep
them in the conference room
359
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,640
long enough for us
to get some work done.
360
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,294
And, if I happen
to get a little me time
361
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:13,123
in the meantime,
I'm not mad at you.
362
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,778
- The best way
to hold a child captive
363
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,912
is to captivate their mind.
364
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,130
- Every time
you start a sentence,
365
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,480
it's its own unique nightmare.
366
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,134
Just keep 'em in the damn room.
367
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,136
- Hey, I head you.
- Thank you.
368
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,836
- Dad, Aubrey hit me.
- She started it.
369
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,188
- So I guess your help
starts tomorrow?
370
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,059
- What's today?
371
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,236
[electronic drum beat]
372
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:44,502
♪
373
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,287
- Calm yourselves.
374
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,810
[kids quiet down]
375
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,333
Welcome to class.
376
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,770
- Oh, gosh.
377
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,988
- I am your teacher.
378
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:56,123
You may call me Mr. Noble
or sir.
379
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,994
Now let me
tell you how this works.
380
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,649
You sit there, you don't talk.
381
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:04,566
You listen, even if you don't
care what I'm saying.
382
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,089
It's called school.
383
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:10,093
Or, later on you find out,
marriage.
384
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,836
Now, I'm aware that the age
ranges are from 7 to 17,
385
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,578
so we're gonna start out
with something universal:
386
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,188
Accountability.
387
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,321
Now, here we go.
We're gonna--
388
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:23,715
[laughter]
389
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,674
What is that?
How did you do--
390
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,546
- Check this out, y'all.
391
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,635
- That's disgusting.
392
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,029
Colorful, but disgusting.
393
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,685
What--
hey, show some respect.
394
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,731
[upbeat music]
395
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,385
- Ah!
- Oh, hell no.
396
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,734
- Who did it?
397
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,389
Because if you 18,
we about to fight right now.
398
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,871
And if you're not, call your
daddy, so I can fight him.
399
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,351
♪
400
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,874
- Food fight!
401
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,876
- No, no, no, no!
402
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,271
- Aah!
403
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,275
- This has got to stop.
Get the teacher's union
404
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,538
and the school board
on the phone, now.
405
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,235
I'm taking back my me time.
406
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,890
- Hey, Rick, give that man back
his wheelchair.
407
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,850
- Okay, Michelle, thank you.
I think I'm good on the powder.
408
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,809
- That's it, you're gonna live
with Mommy and Chad in Denver.
409
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,116
Hope you like omelets, Eric.
410
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,074
- All right, Kenan,
a lot riding on this, pal.
411
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,859
Did you read all the
strike research I sent you?
412
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,512
'Cause this thing
is very complicated,
413
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,297
so if you're gonna mediate,
you gotta know the stuff.
414
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,125
- Copy that.
415
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,387
No, I mean copy these notes
416
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,779
and tape them
underneath my desk.
417
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,694
I didn't have a chance
to read nothing.
418
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,348
- No, no.
419
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:35,091
- Welcome back to a very
special segment on "Wake Up."
420
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:38,051
As the strike hits
its fourth contentious day,
421
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,705
I am joined now by a member
of the Teachers Union,
422
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,490
and my daughter's
favorite teacher,
423
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,839
Linda Phillips,
424
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,624
and the head of the
school board, Andrew Dunn.
425
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,104
Now Andrew,
426
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,193
the teachers
are asking for a 6% raise.
427
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,847
Don't you think
that's reasonable?
428
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,457
- Unfortunately,
the state has cut our budget
429
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,068
every year since 2008.
430
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,808
We don't have the funding.
431
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,114
- Well, there you have it,
Linda.
432
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,637
I mean, there's nothing
you can do
433
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,335
if they don't have the funding.
Am I right?
434
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,163
- No, because they do have it.
435
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,555
- They do?
- Yes.
436
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,688
The board allocates the funds,
and I'm sorry,
437
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,734
but they just have not made
teachers a priority.
438
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,214
- Well, it's simple.
439
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,737
Andrew, you just gotta
make the teachers a priority.
440
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,217
- Well, it's not that easy.
441
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,479
- No, it certainly is not,
is it?
442
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,612
Why don't you expand
on that while I, um...
443
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,788
It's my daughter's
cursive worksheet.
444
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,268
How'd that get in there?
445
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,835
Why do y'all even still teach
cursive in school, Linda?
446
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,228
Oh, my God. That B is terrible.
447
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,230
- You see, we already
have millions allocated
448
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,666
to increasing their pension.
449
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,146
- Millions?
- Yes.
450
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,540
And despite our insistence
that that increase
451
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,976
will bankrupt us.
452
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,847
We don't have it.
Plain and simple.
453
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,197
- Well, I'm not seeing
that here,
454
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,981
but it's
plain and simple, Linda.
455
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,417
- It's actually not
plain and simple.
456
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,592
- No, it's not.
457
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,116
Nothing ever is.
458
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,509
- The funds have been grossly
mismanaged.
459
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,990
They invested our
pensions in Theranos.
460
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,731
After the documentary.
461
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:50,819
It's ridiculous.
462
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:51,863
- That is ridiculous, Andrew.
463
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:52,908
- It's also a lie.
464
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,823
- That's a ding-dang lie,
Linda.
465
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,346
How could you do me like this?
466
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,480
After all of the Color Me Mine
gift cards I've sent you?
467
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,698
This is how you do me?
468
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,613
A lie?
469
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,702
- You're gonna call
the teachers liars?
470
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,270
- I think he is, Linda.
- Gary, be not here.
471
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,098
- Well, I'm getting the signal
to wrap it up here,
472
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,013
but call me optimistic.
473
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,233
I think we fixed it.
Did we work it out?
474
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:16,105
We didn't work it out, did we?
475
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,368
Man, I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
476
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,154
I haven't had over one minute
of me time in over a week.
477
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,460
I'm running on fumes.
- Speaking of fumes, man,
478
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,897
when's the last time
you showered?
479
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,247
- I guess it's been a while.
480
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,770
- At least it can't get
any worse.
481
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,554
- [gasps] There he is!
482
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,209
[yelling, booing]
483
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,820
chanting: Teachers don't lie!
Teachers don't lie!
484
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:38,127
Teachers don't lie.
- Shall we go the long way?
485
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,563
- Yeah.
- Yeah let's take the long way.
486
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,565
- Some teachers lie.
Y'all lyin' about that lie.
487
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,961
- [giggling]
488
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,880
- Why aren't y'all
with Papa Rick?
489
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:55,101
And where did you get
a phone and a Snickers?
490
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,885
You bought Birdie a phone?
491
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,757
- Snickers.
Gave Aubrey a phone.
492
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,151
- Why you bribing my kids?
- I'm bribin' all the kids,
493
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,719
because that's the only way
you can get 'em to listen.
494
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,460
Look, man.
Kids...
495
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,635
are impossible.
496
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,724
We've been with them
for one week.
497
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,247
and it's changed us.
498
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,466
- It definitely changed Dad.
499
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,902
- For the worse.
500
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,078
- Excuse me, but this has
been a really rough week
501
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,384
on your pops.
502
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,473
I mean, imagine if your school
had no recess
503
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,909
and it never stopped,
504
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,693
and then every single
person at the school
505
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,522
depended on your for
everything, or they would die.
506
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,916
I mean, that's basically
what being an adult is.
507
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,048
- Dark.
508
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,050
- I mean, we love our teachers,
Dad.
509
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,965
- Linda's the best, Dad.
510
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,315
- Hmm.
511
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,839
I guess I shouldn't have
called her a liar, huh?
512
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,276
That was my bad.
I was just a little stressed.
513
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,931
I made a mistake.
- So apologize.
514
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,542
That's what you tell us to do
when we make mistakes.
515
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,718
- Man, don't ya hate it
516
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,852
when they use your own advice
against you?
517
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,114
- I do.
518
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,507
[crowd booing]
519
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,945
teachers: Teachers get an A.
Kenan gets an F.
520
00:17:56,988 --> 00:18:00,035
Teachers get an A.
Kenan gets an F!
521
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,603
- Okay, one, two, three,
eyes on me.
522
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,431
[all booing]
Okay, sorry.
523
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,867
Just a little joke.
524
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,174
I know, I know...
- Booooooo!
525
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,133
- I never should have gone
against y'all on TV.
526
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,744
I'm sorry. I just wanted
the strike to end
527
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,444
because not having school
sucks.
528
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,228
My job is like a weekend,
529
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,926
and your job is like
my actual weekend,
530
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,972
which is more like my week--
531
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,409
I don't want to go down
that rabbit hole again.
532
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,151
Look, the point is...
533
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,805
I was selfish.
534
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,460
But this isn'’t about me.
This is about the kids.
535
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:37,246
And, Linda, I'm sorry.
536
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,815
You have gotten my daughters
through a lot of tough times.
537
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:43,644
So I am calling
on all Atlanta parents
538
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,472
to join me.
539
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:49,998
'Cause remember, the more
you hate being with your kids,
540
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:53,349
the more money
our teachers deserve!
541
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,655
[cheers and applause]
542
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,178
That's right.
All right.
543
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,574
[thunk, thunk]
544
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,836
I'm sorry.
It look like these kids
545
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,272
aren't goin' anywhere
for a while.
546
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,882
- Oh, I don't know about that.
547
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,842
I used your speech to start
a GoFundMe for the teachers.
548
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,452
It's already up 20K.
549
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,280
- Wow!
550
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,369
Feels good to help, right?
551
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,980
- Or...the teachers'll
have enough leverage,
552
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,678
the board'll have to fold,
553
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,332
and then you'll get
your "me time" back.
554
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,594
- Yes!
555
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,987
You brilliant devil.
556
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,338
- Real talk--
I need those teens gone.
557
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,818
Haven't felt this lame
since the entire high school
558
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,734
found out that me and the nurse
were best friends.
559
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:33,215
It's not weird.
I asked to shadow her,
560
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,826
and the friendship
developed from there.
561
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,307
- Yeah, I hate to say this,
Mika, but, uh,
562
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:41,223
those girls might be right.
You are not cool.
563
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,531
- Oh, well, thanks.
That's a...weird pep talk.
564
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,141
- You're hot.
565
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,056
- Aw...
- You see what I did there?
566
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,492
- I see it!
- You see what I did?
567
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,233
- Yeah.
568
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,539
- And you're great.
569
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,628
So screw them.
570
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,369
- Thanks.
571
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,371
Yeah, screw 'em.
572
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,983
- Girl, no cap,
that GoFundMe is a whole mewd!
573
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,072
You're like Greta Funberg!
574
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,248
Like, I highkey love you.
Like, wig!
575
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,773
- Hey!
- Hey!
576
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,558
- Get lost, Grandpa.
577
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,429
- That was my muffin!
578
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,039
- You can sit right there.
579
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,041
You look so cute today.
- Stop!
580
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,956
- Your hair is amazing.
- I know; it's mine.
581
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,828
- This is Chelsea A.
and Chelsea L.
582
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:25,267
- Oh, that's what
a protozoa is.
583
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,443
My bad. I couldn't have been
further away.
584
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,662
- And ...o.
585
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,359
- Dang, again?
586
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,969
Little Birdie is sharp, man.
587
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,754
Dang!
- Bon Appetit.
588
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,277
Magazine caught
a little on fire
589
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,887
about halfway through
the recipe,
590
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,411
so I had to improvise a little.
591
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,935
When in doubt,
just add hot dogs and raisins.
592
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,154
- That's gross.
- Oh, yum-my!
593
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,982
- Uch!
594
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,942
- Wow, look at us,
all workin' together.
595
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,292
You know, I'm glad
that strike happened.
596
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,425
It's brought us all so much
closer together as a family.
597
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,078
- Yeah, I love y'all.
598
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,558
[phone chimes]
- I love you, Dad.
599
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,299
- Uh, hold up!
600
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,954
Strike's over.
The school board folded!
601
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,782
Let the me time begin!
602
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:05,220
[whooping, cheering]
603
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,050
[upbeat music]
604
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,095
- That's disgusting.
I'm going out for sushi.
605
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:15,695
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