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There's so much I don't even know where to start.

You'll have to start without me.

I'm exhausted. I have to get some sleep.

I have that stupid rope-climbing test tomorrow in PE.

If I flunk this, I'll have after-school PE for a month!

Wait, I have an idea.

What if Nicky and I show up in gym class tomorrow and help you up the rope?

What?

All you have to do is make it look like you're climbing and we'll fly you up.

I mean, it's the least we could do for you.

You know,

that would work.

Mmm-hmm.

And not only will I pass, but Cammy Cahill will be totally stoked.

Oh, no, maybe this was a bad idea.

Anything for a friend, Max.

Whoo! Whoo!

Hey, Cammy.

Great seeing you last night.

Oh, um...

Yeah, that...

That was pretty random, huh'?

Uh... Just wondering if...

Maybe you wanna come over tonight

and maybe do some extra credit for science class?

Um...

Urn...

You love him.

I...

The thing is tonight, Max, I'm just so busy, um...

Plus my science grades are pretty good.

Oh.

Okay.

Can't wait for our haunted house date.

Hmm?

Hey, Max!

Look what we got!

The Nocturnal and Dawn of Angels.

Is that awesome? Yeah, it is!

And you're the first guy we want to play with.

Yeah, you are!

Uh, guys?

It's full HD.

1080p. Guys?

Multi-player with connectivity!

Up to 32 outside challenge games!

With our dedicated T3 line, we'll be flying tonight.

Yeah, baby! Guys! No...

Yeah, yeah, yeah... You guys have fun tonight.

No. No. No, wait! Please, wait.

Or maybe we can do it tomorrow?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know,

you want to be the first guy to open the box and unlock the cheats.

Okay. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Go ahead! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead!

Come on, man! Thirty-two outside challenge games?

Why didn't you tell me before?

Okay, meet me at my house tonight. We are gonna beat this game!

Bam! All right see you boys after school. Okay? We'll see you later, dude.

It's gonna be awesome!

Fall in!

All right, listen up!

If any of you deadbeats expects to pass my class,

you're gonna have to get past Lester.

Uh, Lester?

Yeah, Lester.

The rope.

I'm on a first-name basis with all of my apparati.

Side horse is Jimmy.

Medicine ball is Eric.

And the high bar is Tiffany.

Good times.

Why?

Why do you name all your gym equipment?

I have my reasons.

All right, the men are up first.

Atherton! Stevens!

Doyle!

Brinkman, Freeman, Hardy, Willis!

Move it. Move it. Move it! Move it. Move it!

Are you waiting for a printed invitation, Atherton?

Move it!

Could've been better.

Pass!

Stevens, come on. Let's go.

Ring my bell, Stevens. Ring my bell.

You make it look easy, my friend.

Pass.

Doyle.

All right, Doyle. Show me what you got.

Glad you're here.

I'm so glad I'm here too!

To watch you fail!

So, how do you want to do this?

Hand over hand! What do you mean, "How you want to do it?"

Nicky, you grab him under his arms.

Oh, uh...

No way, I'm ticklish!

What's being ticklish got to do with climbing a rope'?

Maybe I should grab him by his gym shorts.

What are you trying to do?

Give me a wedgie?

First of all, that's disgusting.

Second, I don't want to give you a wedgie.

I grab his arms and you push his butt.

No girl is pushing my butt.

Have you lost what is left of your tiny mind?

Get up the rope!

Doyle!

I have other students waiting!

Doyle, get down here!

Okay, Max, let's go down now.

Oh, no, wait, just a little bit longer.

Cammy's digging it.

Okay, Max, this is just getting ridiculous.

You're trying to impress her with a lie.

"Work with what you've got," I always say.

You know what? I'm not gonna be a part of this.

Tara! Tara! Tara!

Oh!

Get off me.

Get off me!

- Get off me. - Max.

It's just my neck. You okay?

That was so cool, but are you okay, Max?

Is Max okay? Oh...

He just dropped from the ceiling and used me like an airbag

and you want to know if Max is okay?

I just had to get up the rope to pass, right?

Yeah. So?

Then I'm way more than okay.

Once this class picture

goes into the yearbook,

it's gonna haunt you forever, all right?

So, let's see some big smiles on those faces.

Hey, dweeb.

I can't deal with this anymore! This is ridiculous.

I've had it! I've had it with you people!

This is too good.

Hey, Doyle, your brother's almost as big a loser as you are.

Up top!

Oh, yeah'? Yeah.

Excuse me...

Mr. Doyle, please sit down.

Well, check this out.

Not you, Mr. Doyle. You...

Mr. Doyles!

Oh, man.

"Oh, what a dweeb I am."

"Oh, what a dweeb I am."

Wow!

You're a dweeb, all right.

A much bigger one than your brother.

Boom!

Max!

Mr. Doyle!

Max! Mr. doyle!

Mr. Doyle!

Okay, um... I think we're done here.

We are not done yet!

So, Max, how'd you do on the dreaded rope test?

Uh...

Well, guess you could say it ended with a big bang.

But I passed.

There you go; Atta boy!

Proud of you!

Aren't you proud of your brother, Colin?

I don't know if I'd say "proud."

And Colin, how was the photo shoot?

Did everyone enjoy it?

Yeah.

A little too much.

Well, guess it was a memorable day for both you boys, huh?

Well, the day is not over yet is it, Dad?

Is that a cat?

Wait.

You can hear that?

Well, of course we can hear it.

It sounds like it's coming from one of your rooms.

Oh, come on, you guys didn't bring a cat in the house, did you?

I don't know anything about a cat.

Uh, me neither.

Boys!

You know how allergic I am.

Whoa, whoa, Mom, don't look at me, okay? I hate cats, you know that.

It's probably, monkey-face Max, who loves cats.

You know, just a couple of days ago, Max said

that he thought he heard a cat in his bedroom.

Well, I better not find a cat when I go up there, Max!

Or you're gonna be grounded and that includes Halloween.

Mom, trust me, there is no cat in the house.

Max, how could you?

Mom, please, lemme help you.

Max!

Little warning, please?

Sorry, man, we're just so excited.

Look at this. We found a book of spells. Yeah.

Can any of them make an older brother disappear?

As an older brother I certainly hope not.

Uh, speaking of which, where is your family?

They all went upstairs. They think there's a cat in the house.

There is a cat in the house.

Yeah. It's Mauler.

- Mauler? - Yeah.

Yes, Phears' cat.

I mean, he got stuck here when you condemned Phears back to the cemetery.

Man, he'll do anything for that cat. It's his pride and joy.

Yeah.

Great. A ghost cat.

Next I'll be haunted by the spirit of the goldfish I flushed when I was four.

Max. Now!

Coming.

Anyway, if everyone can hear him, I don't think that's Mauler.

Let's go.

I'm warning you, Max. You'd better be telling us the truth.

Dad, I told you. I don't have a real cat up here.

Whoa! Put that...

Geez.

Guys, it's just Charlie from next door.

Keep it away from me, because I'm gonna have hives for a week.

See, Dad, told you nerdy boy had a cat up here.

I had nothing to do with it.

Oh, right. Max, then how did he get into the dresser then?

It was Colin.

He walked in, went straight to the dresser... Oh, stop it!

Because he knew the cat was in there. Max, stop, stop it!

How obvious could he get? Hey!

You wanna disobey us? Fine, you're grounded.

Congratulations.

That means you come straight home from school right into this room.

And that includes Halloween. Let's go, honey.

And no computer.

And that's what you get for trying to make me look stupid in front of my class.

Trying?

I've already told you where the Doyles' house is.

Max's room is upstairs. First door on the right.

Emma, Emma.

I can%leave the graveyard in this form.

So it's very important that you get this all correct. All right'?

Now when you find the brat,

you'll take him over and control his every move.

Make his life a living nightmare

until he has no choice but to give up that ring.

Then he'll be powerless to protect Tara and Nicky.

And I can capture them and use them

to force their father to give me what I need

to complete my plan to rule the realm of the living and the dead.

Okay, that's right. I do this.

But only for a little while. I get sleepy.

Emma, you can nap yourself silly, when this is over.

But now our little plan is about to begin. So wake up.

Go ahead.

Oh, and... Emma! Emma!

Don't forget my cat, please.

Morn, Dad, about that cat.

Hey, I'm surprised your mother got any sleep at all last night,

after that stunt you pulled.

And by the way, she got to her allergy medication just in time.

I'm sorry you had to go through any of that, Mom.

But I didn't bring that cat in here. Oh, just save it, Max.

You're so grounded, young man.

But Mom, Halloween's the best night of the year.

You heard me.

Oh, and did you clean up the mess that cat made in Colin's room?

Not only did I clean it, Colin took my room

and made me sleep in his because of the smell.

This behavior is not like you.

And for your information, your brother is a great... Hey. Great role model for you.

He's disciplined. He always applies himself.

And what is with the pajamas?

Have you been eating a lot of cheese or something?

Here, have some breakfast.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

We don't play games at the table.

Come on, here.

- Colin! - Colin!

Whoa!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

No, not on my couch. Get off my couch.

Colin!

This isn't funny, Colin. What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!

WOW!

Whoa, but that was really good though.

Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

Aah!

Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

- Do what? - I don't know!

Get something. Get...

Call 9-1-1?

And say what?

From the light of Earth, the dark descends.

Should they return? That all depends.

Son?

Colin, honey.

What's wrong with you?

It's like Cirque du Sole-i! in here.

What are you talking about?

What are we talking about? Take a look at the house.

Is that syrup?

Can I have some pancakes?

Ah! There you are.

Did you get my cat?

It's exhausting being berserk.

I dead tired.

Pardon pun... Pardon pun... It's a fine pun.

So did it work? Did you get the ring off that brat's finger?

I go inside brat. I get him to go crazy.

Good. Then I make him tear up kitchen.

Cause his parents much much worry. Good, good.

Then other boy use ring, say chant and scare me away.

What? What other boy?

There's only one boy who has the ring and knows that chant and that's Max Doyle.

Well, this boy is stupid-looking with red hair.

It's not Max.

It's his worthless, goof brother Colin.

You weren't even in the right victim.

Hey. hey. hey, hey!

What do you want from me?

I... No. I don't know...