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I'm ready for this.

Might be better if we were drunk.

- I'm just gonna say. - Yeah. I'm gonna get a drink now

- if that's okay. - I'm not gonna lie.

I've been drinking all afternoon.

How is this working, by the way, Rob?

I don't know.

She's gonna come on, I guess, and take us through it.

Wow, is she just gonna, like, appear,

or are you giving her a link?

She's gonna appear really suddenly and make us all jump.

Oh, my God, have you seen an...

There's an actual video of, like, this medium.

It's a live-TV thing, and she's contacting somebody's dog.

She's like, "Oh, my God, it's my dog.

Yeah, he died. Like, I don't know."

And she's like, "Hold on. He has a mes..."

What's happened to Radina?

Hello, hello?

Hello? Hello?

The biggest.

Goop.

You all froze.

No, Jed, you did, as well. You were frozen.

I'm worried if they contact my Asian side of the family,

I will not be able to understand them.

So if anyone else speaks Cantonese...

- No. - No.

We're getting double Caroline again.

What's going... Yeah.

I think I know what Caroline's trying to do.

I think she's, like, printed a copy of herself

and just, like, put it up.

Do you want to let Sam in?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Hi.

- Hi. - Hi, Sam.

- Hi, Sam. - Hello.

- Hi. - All yous and me.

How you doing?

Never done a Zoom thing before.

This is completely new to me.

But how many have we got on here?

Hello.

Okay, so obviously if you're doing a séance,

you're usually in a room around a table,

and getting the feel of the environment is one thing.

So I did say to Rob,

all have a little candle with you if you can.

Have you all got a candle? Yeah, okay. Cool.

I've never done it this way. We're just gonna try, okay?

When you do a séance, anyone can be taken over.

All of a sudden, you might feel somebody standing behind you.

Do you know when you're walking down the high street

and somebody goes close to you but they don't touch

and you get that kind of shiver

and you feel, "Oh, I don't like them"?

Yeah, this is the type of feelings

that you're all gonna be looking out for.

Usually when we are in a séance together,

you'd hold hands all the way through.

We would not break that circle till right at the end

when we say, "1, 2, 3, break."

We haven't got a circle tonight, so it's completely different.

So what you have to do is visualize

that there's a rope around your waist to your front door,

and the rope goes through your front door,

and you're gonna cut it so that that will let...

Obviously make any energies leave your home, okay?

- Any questions? Yeah. - Yes, please.

I have really bad Internet connection.

So if it cuts out, what does that mean?

And I've said I've not done it this way before.

If you want to jump back in, jump back in.

But I don't know whether or not that would work

in the environment of how we're doing it now.

But you got to remember, spirits do play with your energies,

as well, and also they work a lot on batteries and electricity

because they've all got an energy background.

If you've got an energy that you're dealing with

and then you start mucking about and you start laughing,

laughter attracts, okay?

Oh, I laugh when I'm nervous.

If you're ignoring the spirit and you laugh,

it brings the spirit in a little bit more because it's energy,

and obviously that's what we are.

We're an energy, and so is spirit.

You'll be fine, Jemma.

Yeah.

Any more questions?

Let's do it.

Guys, what we're gonna do is, obviously,

usually now altogether we would take a deep breath in.

And a deep breath out.

And a deep breath in.

And a deep breath out.

And as you're sitting there,

I want you to ask spirit to come forward

and to use you.

What we want you to do now is the person

that you're attracted to the most, spirit,

we'd like you to make yourself a little bit closer to them.

Give them some sign that they know

and can feel that you're really there with them.

Who would you like to pick?

Are you still there, Sam?

I think Sam's frozen.

No.

I thought she was just listening.

- Oh, no. - Is Caroline still there?

No, they're both frozen.

Caroline.

What was that?

- What? - That, like, bang.

You heard that, Emma. I saw.

I did. I heard that.

Yeah, I heard that, as well.

Can we invite her back?

Caroline's coming back in now.

Sam hasn't tried to come back in yet.

Hey, Caroline.

Is Sam coming back in?

She's trying. Maybe there's a blackout at her house.

What?

No.

- Well... - That's weird.

Got a tickle on my neck.

- Hello? - Hey, Sam.

- Hello. Sorry, Rob. - That's okay.

It's got some settings coming up

telling us that the Internet's gone down.

Are you gonna continue doing it?

Because obviously I can't get on at the moment.

Is there a way that we... How do we wind it down?

Right, so, if you want to wind it down,

whoever's gonna be the speaker to the breathing down exercise,

you're just gonna do like, "Close your eyes."

Ask people to sit back, and then, "1, 2, 3, open your eyes."

And you'll get release.

If I can get back on, I'll come back in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks so much. Thanks so much, Sam.

Okay, no worries.

- Yes, you too. Bye. - Alright, bye.

Do we want to keep reaching out, or do we want to wind it down?

Do we think we want to wait for Caroline to come back?

Caroline won't come back on.

She just wanted to know how to sever the connection.

I've told her.

What?

Oh, my God. My flame in my can...

I'm actually gonna cry.

And now it's just gone pin straight.

It just went like...

It was like that, and it went...

And now it's like that.

Okay, I'm just gonna try one more time.

Spirits, I'm open.

Give me a sign if you're present.

No, absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no.

- What happened? - What?

What was that?

What happened?

Jemma? You alright?

Jemma?

Something just moved, like, big-time.

What? What moved?

Come and sit down so we're all together again.

What moved?

What was it, just a noise?

What happened?

That was really scary. That was so loud.

It's...

I really hate scary things.

Oh, Jemma.

Jemma, it doesn't have to be scary.

It just tried to say hello.

- Can we wind it down? - Yeah, you want to?

Oh, Jemma.

I hate shocks.

I've never cried on a group Zoom.

Jesus Christ.

I think I'm just on edge.

I need more of this.

Emma's got a bottle of wine.

For fuck's sake.

I've blown out my candle.

Does that mean I'm dead now, Jed?

Okay, so everyone close your eyes.

Deep breath in.

And out.

And in.

Hold it.

We'll do "3, 2" and then do it on 1.

3, 2, 1.