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Gortimer, narrating:
I've lived my whole life
on Normal Street.
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There's a lake at one end,
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and a forest of shady trees
at the other.
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But what lies in between
is anything but normal.
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It's human nature
to label things.
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Even people.
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Labels are a quick,
easy way
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to understand
the world around us.
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But do they describe
the truth?
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Or do they create it?
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Take Stanley,
for instance.
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Do people think he's a goof
because of how he acts?
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Or is it
the other way around?
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Guess how many islands
there are in Japan?
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- Ranger: Four.
- Stanley: Five.
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- Nine.
- Eleven.
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6,052.
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Closest. I win.
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What's with the pop quiz?
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I'm in mock world council.
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I've been researching Japan
all week.
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How come I never get picked
for stuff like that?
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Do you want extra homework?
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I didn't get picked.
I signed up.
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Great. I'll sign up, too.
We'd be partners.
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Uh, aren't you gonna
add water to that?
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It's instant oatmeal.
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The instant it
hits my stomach,
it becomes oatmeal.
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Maybe mock world council
isn't for you, Stanley.
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It's pretty serious.
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I'm serious.
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Classic, Stanley.
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Can't you just
make up a category?
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- The people have spoken.
- What's going on?
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Class superlatives are in,
and I got nothing.
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Not even "most unique name."
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Superlatives are pointless.
Who cares about "best smile"?
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I'm with Ranger.
Who wants to be labeled?
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I bet Catherine does.
"Most likely to succeed."
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That's ridiculous.
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That shouldn't even
be a category.
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What'd I get,
"best dressed"?
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"Best drummer"?
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"Best dressed drummer"?
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"Class clown," of course.
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Like there was any doubt.
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Great.
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I still can't believe
they eliminated
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the "most helpful" category.
I was a shoe-in.
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If you want to be most helpful
to Mel and Abigail,
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we've got an idea.
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Do we?
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Oh. Yes, we do.
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[giggling]
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I feel like you're taking
advantage of my good nature.
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Shh. The model
shouldn't speak.
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Unless it's in Greek.
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How do you say
"I'm starving" in Greek?
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[sighs]
Just hold still
a little longer.
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Almost done.
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I have to get up.
My arm's asleep.
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And, by the way,
I haven't gotten
any less hungry.
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[sighs]
Quick break.
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The model needs
sustenance.
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I can't believe you guys
talked me into this.
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What can I say?
I'm evil.
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Yeah, well,
you could have at least
put me in a cooler pose.
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You know,
something heroic, like--
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You know what you need?
A sword or--
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No.
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This.
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Behold, Perseus,
your winged steed
hath "arriven."
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"Arroven."
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Arrived?
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[clattering]
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[gasping]
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My hand's asleep.
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Mel's grandmother
gave this to her.
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She's gonna be so mad.
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What'll we do?
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Well, we have to tell her.
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Obviously.
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[footsteps]
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Change of plans.
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All right,
I've got carrot sticks,
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and cucumber slices.
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What, no dressing?
I can't work like this.
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[heavy sigh]
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Mel:
Do you want
balsamic or ranch?
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Both.
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And don't forget about
the hummus.
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[inaudible dialogue]
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**
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Thank you.
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[music stops]
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Maybe this isn't
a good idea.
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Come on. What's cooler than
a Polynesian power ballad?
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In theory, nothing,
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but this feels
very "Stanley" to me.
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You are Stanley.
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If Gortimer's shorts
fall down in gym class,
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it's embarrassing.
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If my shorts fall down,
everyone cheers,
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and it's "Classic Stanley."
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I want people to
take me seriously.
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I don't want people thinking
I'm a clown anymore.
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Come to karate with me.
Master the martial arts,
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and everyone
will respect you.
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All right.
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Huh! Huh! Huh!
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Huh!
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Well done, Catherine.
Thank you, Claire.
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Who else wants to try?
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[whispers]
No, Stanley, don't.
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What's your name?
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Stanley.
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Very well, Stanley.
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Begin.
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Hyah.
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[laughter]
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Every journey begins with
a first step.
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Thank you, Stanley.
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That is all for today.
On your feet.
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Bow.
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Class dismissed.
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Stanley. Wait.
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Yes, Sensei?
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You volunteered
on your first day,
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despite having neither
knowledge nor skill.
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That was brave,
but you lack focus.
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What's bothering you?
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I-- I feel like
everybody's just
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expecting me to do
something dumb,
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and it gets in my head,
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and I end up
doing something dumb.
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I want to be like her.
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I want people to
take me seriously.
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You sound just like me
when I was your age.
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I might have
something for you.
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When I was young,
I was impatient, undisciplined.
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I couldn't find my center.
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Like you,
I needed something
to help me focus.
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Wow.
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For me, the tiger is
a symbol of quiet power.
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It helps me concentrate
my energy on the task at hand.
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Maybe something similar
will help you.
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Let this be your totem.
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This is awesome.
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Remember,
if you want people to
take you seriously,
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first, you have to
take yourself seriously.
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May this guide you
on that path.
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So, I laid all the pieces out
on my work bench,
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and the good news is
there are only 6 or 7 pieces.
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That's not too bad.
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And about 20 shards.
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[sighs]
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All we need is
a little glue and
a little time.
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It'll be good as new.
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Ranger: Come on,
where'd you get it?
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Get what?
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He's talking about
my ink.
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Sick, right?
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Sensei gave it to me
after class.
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He said it would make people
respect me more.
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A temporary tattoo?
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Yeah, but that's what
makes it funny, right?
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- Classic Stanley.
- [laughter]
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This is not temporary.
It's the real thing.
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Whoa.
Seriously?
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You got
a real tattoo?
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I like the design.
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Very aggressive.
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Did it hurt?
It looks like it hurt.
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Yeah.
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But I've got a
high threshold for pain.
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One time, broke my arm,
didn't even notice.
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I can't believe it.
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I've been taking karate
for six months.
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You take one class,
and boom--
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You're a whole new Stanley.
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- [laughter]
- Wow.
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This is part of what makes
"Honest Abe"
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one of the most enduring
figures in American history.
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Without opening your books,
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who can tell me other things
about Lincoln?
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He wrote
the Gettysburg Address on
the back of an envelope.
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- Teacher: Very good.
- Catherine: Ran for Senate
twice.
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- Lost both times.
- Teacher: Anyone else?
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Mr. Zielinski.
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Anything?
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Uh... he invented the penny?
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[chuckling]
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No, it's true.
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I read somewhere that
he invented the penny.
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That doesn't--
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I guess that makes sense.
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But I'm not seeing
anything here.
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Well, I guess you can't
cram a great man's life
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into one chapter.
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[rattling]
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Lincoln played
the saxophone,
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and kept a pet zebra
in the basement of the
White House.
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Teacher:
Fascinating.
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This book is useless.
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I should call the publisher
and complain.
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Hey. Remember that time
you didn't invite me to
your party?
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Actually,
you did invite me,
I just didn't show up.
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Hope to see you
at the next one.
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Just so you know,
my pants never fell down.
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Not in gym class,
not at the pool,
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and definitely never
in the cafeteria.
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Meg, you and I are dating.
It's going great.
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I can't wait for you
to meet my mom.
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Unfortunately,
we just broke up.
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Right here?
In front of everyone?
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But it was your idea
and you're totally over me,
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and we're still friends,
and you'll meet someone new.
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I'm sure you will, too.
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It just wasn't
the right time for us.
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Stanley: Excuse me.
I have a special pass.
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Excuse me.
Special pass.
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Hi. Special pass.
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I have a special pass.
Special pass.
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Just so you know,
I need two scoops
of mashed potatoes.
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I'm training for
the Olympics.
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Bring home the gold, hon.
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Thanks.
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You know what?
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You're the best lunch lady
in the country.
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I love what I do.
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Hey, what's up?
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Everyone is
talking about you.
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We've heard some things.
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Some crazy things.
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They're retroactively
named you
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"best-dressed drummer"
for the past two years.
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I heard you're exempt
from all detentions.
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I've paid my debts.
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And you got the lead role
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in the school play.
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The director
just had to have me.
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- That's so exciting.
- And so cool.
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That's so... Stanley.
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Don't think of it as
a math problem.
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Think of it as
a math conversation.
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You'll be fine.
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Thanks, man.
See you Saturday night?
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It's gonna be crazy.
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You're amazing.
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Nah.
Still the same old Stanley.
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Yeah. Same old Stanley
who has his pilot's license,
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scaled Mount Normal
bare-handed,
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and wrestled an octopus.
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Whoa. Where'd you get
all that?
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It's all over the school.
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00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,947
Well, you shouldn't believe
everything you hear.
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Oh. Does that mean
you're not an origami master?
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Um...
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would it be good if I was?
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Absolutely.
261
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,829
What can I say?
I like folding things.
262
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,036
Great.
Do you know anything else
about Japanese culture?
263
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,542
Mock world council delegates
264
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,213
have to give speeches
about their countries,
265
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,412
but it's always boring stuff
everybody already knows.
266
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,984
I need inside information.
I need a real expert.
267
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,905
Well...
268
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:07,421
you might not
believe this, but...
269
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,857
I'm part Japanese.
270
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,319
Really?
271
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,990
Yeah, my mom's side.
272
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:15,529
We left generations ago,
but my family goes way back.
273
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,567
Stanley:
This was during
the wild days,
274
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,172
when Japan had
descended into war,
275
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,895
and chaos.
276
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,911
And your ancestors
were there?
277
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,513
Right in
the middle of it.
278
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,714
In fact,
I'm actually descended from
279
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,906
the greatest shogun
of all time,
280
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,949
Stanimoto the bold.
281
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,354
He used
the power of his sword
282
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,245
to forge a new nation.
283
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,687
He conquered Mount Fuji,
284
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,791
and put his throne
right on top.
285
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,388
He built the
Great Wall of China--
286
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,415
In Japan?
287
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,230
Yeah. Then he...
288
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,903
moved it.
289
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,398
To China, as a favor
to his new neighbors.
290
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,903
After he retired,
291
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,772
Stanimoto invented
the bonsai tree,
292
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,272
because, let's face it,
there's nothing more fun
293
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,767
than pretending
to be a giant.
294
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,406
This is exactly
what I need.
295
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,544
Oh, I haven't even gotten to
the good stuff yet.
296
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,118
None of this stuff
came up in my research.
297
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,123
It's gonna blow them away.
298
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,786
Can't believe I never saw
this side of you.
299
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,723
Thanks.
300
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,460
This is gonna be great.
301
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,831
Gortimer:
I think it's an ear.
302
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:29,443
So, um, that would go
right about there?
303
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,742
Perfect.
304
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,613
I've got the muzzle.
305
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:36,282
And now we have to glue
everything in between.
306
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,953
[sighs]
We're gonna need
more hands.
307
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:46,148
That should do it.
308
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,189
Abigail: Okay.
309
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,594
Hand me the last piece.
310
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,087
That was the last piece.
311
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:55,159
It can't be.
We're missing the horn.
312
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,598
Maybe she won't notice.
313
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,037
It's Mel.
She noticed when I wore
314
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,602
the same pair of socks
two days in a row.
315
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,970
Abigail:
Maybe we need to
get her a new one.
316
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,537
I need your advice.
It's for a friend.
317
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,510
A famous friend?
Is it a movie star?
318
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,709
Are they making a movie
about your life?
319
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,780
Can I play you?
320
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,017
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
321
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,523
Who'd play me?
322
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,794
Oh, duh! Gortimer.
323
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,351
- But--
- There's no movie.
324
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,790
Yet.
325
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:25,064
Anyway, this friend
may have told a couple lies,
326
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,985
and someone who
believed those lies
327
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,857
might possibly, probably,
definitely make
328
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,696
a complete fool of herself
because of it.
329
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,874
Can't he just
tell her the truth?
330
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,801
He's hoping there's
a way to fix it
331
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,368
without having to do that.
332
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,838
Can this friend stop her from
making a fool of herself?
333
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,684
He can't stop her,
334
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,246
but there is something
he can stop.
335
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,650
Stop the council!
336
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,689
Can I help you?
337
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,323
Call it off.
Call it all off.
338
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,918
I'm afraid the proceedings
have already begun.
339
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,094
No one is allowed inside.
340
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,828
But you have to let me in,
341
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:04,258
I'm the president of
mock world council.
342
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:08,101
Wow. It is such an honor
to meet you.
343
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,838
The honor is mine.
I just need to get inside.
344
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,102
Oh, I hate to
bring this up,
345
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,171
but we desperately
need new flags.
346
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,440
France and Italy have been
using the same flag
for six months,
347
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,338
and sooner or later,
someone's going to notice.
348
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,680
Fine. Great.
I'll triple your flag budget.
349
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,917
Catherine:
...atop Mount Fuji where
Stanimoto built his palace.
350
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,852
But the truly
interesting thing
351
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,459
about this great
island nation
352
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,461
is the number of
giant monsters
353
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,263
it has both spawned
and defeated.
354
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,755
Is this a joke?
355
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,457
No.
356
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,599
You may not know this stuff.
I just learned it myself--
357
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,796
Stanley: Everything
she's saying is true.
358
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,710
I'm an expert in
Japanese history,
359
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,613
so I can
vouch for her.
360
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,210
Also, I'm in charge of
the real world council.
361
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,551
So you have to do
what I say.
362
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,890
We really don't have time
for jokes, young man.
363
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,641
Oh, no.
364
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,672
Ms. Dillman,
365
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,407
is there anything
you'd like to add
to your presentation?
366
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,113
I--
367
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,154
No. I'm done.
368
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,017
I'm sorry.
369
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,964
- Hey.
- Hey.
370
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:46,429
So I've got good news
and bad news.
371
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,269
I found where we can get
the same unicorn,
372
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,336
but it's $300.
373
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,705
Oof! We're sunk.
374
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,608
We gotta tell her.
375
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,311
I'll do it.
It was my fault.
376
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,021
Well, I'm the one
that dropped it.
377
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,680
I shouldn't have messed with it
in the first place.
378
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,991
Besides, you and Mel
have been friends for years.
379
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,163
There's only one way
to settle this.
380
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,060
Rock, paper, scissors.
381
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,061
One, two, three.
382
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,497
Again.
383
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,845
You guys are weird.
384
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,976
Just go tell her together.
385
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,727
Hey.
386
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,899
What was that?
387
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,937
Why did you tell me
all that stuff?
388
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,573
Why did I believe you?
389
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,539
I totally
embarrassed myself.
390
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,909
I'm sorry.
391
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,007
I just wanted to help.
392
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,048
Well, instead,
you ruined it.
393
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,724
You knew this was
important to me.
394
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,922
I can explain.
395
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,223
I don't need excuses
396
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,345
from the class clown.
397
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,126
[sighs]
We broke your unicorn.
398
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,429
My what?
399
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,956
The unicorn head.
400
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,804
But it's okay.
Um--
401
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,112
Because I got you
a new one.
402
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,141
What?
403
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,550
[chuckles]
404
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,794
Guys, these are
really expensive.
405
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,662
I returned
some art supplies.
406
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,933
I sold some comic books.
407
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,932
[both chuckling]
408
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,104
We're sorry.
409
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,772
This is really sweet,
but--
410
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:02,071
I never really
liked that thing.
411
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,804
But your grandmother
got it for you.
412
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,741
Which is why
I was never allowed
to get rid of it.
413
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,477
If you really wanted
to make it up to me,
414
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,482
I probably would have
preferred comic books,
415
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,805
or art supplies.
416
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,160
[slamming]
417
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,694
Excuse me.
418
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,338
I know you all
probably hate me,
419
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,639
and... I deserve it,
420
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,235
because I lied.
421
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,707
A lot.
422
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:26,349
So, in case you haven't
figured it out,
423
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:30,819
I never wrestled an octopus.
424
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,030
I'm not from Japan.
425
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,901
I've never dated
a cheerleader.
426
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,765
In fact, I've never even
held hands with a girl.
427
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,272
I don't even know karate.
428
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,744
Well, I know one move.
429
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,581
But that's it.
430
00:21:55,815 --> 00:22:00,615
But my biggest lie was...
431
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,757
pretending that I was okay
with being a joke to you.
432
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:09,963
The truth is...
433
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:13,629
it bothers me.
434
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,270
I guess I thought
getting laughs
435
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:20,813
was better than
being ignored.
436
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:25,553
Anyway, I-- I just wanted to
set the record straight.
437
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:26,812
I'm sorry.
438
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:36,162
[indistinct chatter]
439
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,902
Appreciate
the dedication, Stanley.
440
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,341
We're closing soon.
441
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,977
A few more minutes,
Sensei?
442
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,983
I've almost got it.
443
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,275
I have to say,
you seem more focused.
444
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:02,818
The totem must have worked.
445
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:07,522
I guess. It's been
a weird couple of days.
446
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:16,629
The road to wisdom
often takes unexpected turns.
447
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,636
He likes you,
448
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,314
Sensei Jeff.
449
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,813
And he's not
easy to impress.
450
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,611
About the other day.
451
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,380
I'm really sorry.
452
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:39,323
I just don't understand
why you lied to me.
453
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:43,155
It's 'cause I'm sick
of being class clown.
454
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:47,192
I just wanted everyone,
especially you,
455
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,829
to respect me.
456
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,325
That's not
the way to do it.
457
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:53,666
I know.
458
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:57,843
But what you did in the
cafeteria the other day
was really brave.
459
00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,014
I couldn't have done that.
460
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,511
Standing on a table?
461
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:03,844
It's not that scary.
462
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,010
But you do have to
watch out for the
mashed potatoes.
463
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,248
Super slippery.
464
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,683
Sorry.
465
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,149
Can't help it sometimes.
466
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,218
No, funny is good.
467
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,816
I wish I was funnier
sometimes.
468
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,729
But there's
more to you than that.
469
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,331
So you're not
mad at me anymore?
470
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,833
Oh, I'm definitely
mad at you.
471
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,596
But that doesn't mean
we're not friends.
472
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:29,536
Come on.
Let me show you
a few moves.
473
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,539
You can be
my sparring partner.
474
00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:34,171
Me? Seriously?
475
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,410
Seriously, Stanley.
476
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,208
Gortimer:
Sometimes we hide the truth
477
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,450
to avoid getting
in trouble.
478
00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,555
Sometimes hiding the truth
is what causes
479
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,094
all the trouble
in the first place.
480
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,973
Being honest with yourself
can be hard.
481
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,037
But if you ask me,
482
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,802
it's worth all the trouble
in the world.
483
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,210
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