All language subtitles for Gortimer.Gibbons S02E06_English

Gortimer, narrating:
I've lived my whole life
on Normal Street.

There's a lake at one end,

and a forest of shady trees
at the other.

But what lies in between
is anything but normal.

I'm pretty sure we've been
telling each other stories

ever since
the first camp fire
was invented.

We all participate
in the telling.

Some perform it.

Some listen to it.

All of us
pass it down the line.

Some stories are true.

Many stories are
make believe.

But what happens when we
can't tell the difference?

Today's audition is
your opportunity

to channel your inner pirate.

Square your shoulders,
swash those buckles,

and prepare to show me
what you're really made of.

The 176th annual
Normal Day celebration

begins next week.

I will be directing
this year's production of

"From Buccaneer to
the New Frontier:"

"The Captain Normal Story."

I'm very excited.

[growling]

Next.

Next, please.

[growling]

Thank you.
Next, please.

Yar.

Cute.

I-- I just don't--
I can do it more Black Beard.

Next, please.

Arrr!

Avast, ye scallywag.

I serve no master
but the fair ocean,

and it be me
what hands out the orders.

Did your brother
give you any pointers?

My brother?

Boy: Michael Dillman,

Since he directed last year,

and won all those awards.

He's a very talented director,

and I think his version
was really interesting.

But this year's play
isn't about the flash.

We have a responsibility
to history.

Uh, Mel. Sidebar.

We're, uh,
auditioning pirates
right now.

And...

And all pirates are men.

[scoffs]
So you're not even gonna
let me audition?

I'm sorry.

It's just my thing
is authenticity.

I hear that
they need volunteers at
the historical society.

I mean, your talent
is wasted here.

Why be just another
grubby sailor,

when you can truly be
part of history?

Next!

Fred:
Well, I know it isn't
as glamorous as the theater,

but being a
volunteer docent here

at the old
Captain Normal Room

does have a certain,
shall we say, panache.

So, how did you
get started here?

Well, you could say
it was a family business.

You don't see
the resemblance?

Well, you're both people?

[chuckles] I happen to be a
descendant of Captain Normal.

Oh, yeah, now I see it.

You have his...

nostrils.

How's the paper work coming?

All finished,
Dr. Grapehall.

And can I just say I'm
really looking forward to

working with someone
with your background in
Normal Street history.

Come and see this.

Dr. Grapehall:
This photo was taken the day

Captain Normal defeated
the last of the marauders,

and wrote
the town charter.

This room is about
honoring the blood, sweat,

and sacrifice
of those brave men.

This is
Captain Normal's legacy.

And, in a small way, mine.

And in a smaller way,
yours.

I've heard from, well,
all of you, really,

who think that the
multiple auditions were...

overkill,

but I guarantee that
you'll find it was worth it.

And now,
it's time to announce

the roles for
this year's production.

But first, let's meet
our new stage manager.

Gortimer.

Gortimer:
[clears throat]

And in the role of
Captain Normal...

[drum roll]

Behold,
the town charter.

With the stroke of a pen,
the once dreaded pirate
Captain Normal

established a new home for
liberty and freedom.

So, does anyone have
any questions.

Why is it all smeary,
the charter?

I don't know
the answer to that,

but I'll look into it.

Mel, I got the part.
I'm gonna be Captain Normal.

Starting now,
I'm gonna live, breathe,
and eat Normal history.

That's fantastic.

Everyone, we have
a real celebrity
among us today.

I'm happy to introduce,
for the first time,

this year's Captain Normal,
Ranger Bowen.

Arrr, 'tis true.

I am Captain Alonzo
Ezekiel Normal, born in 1821.

- 1812.
- 1812.

'Neath this cage of old bones
beats a gentle heart,

but by thunder,
if ye should cross me--

Uh, best save something
for the stage.

Aye.
As you were, dogs.

How's this?

What you lack in swarthiness,
you make up for in attitude.

That's what I always say.

Does this pirate
look different to you?

Not especially.

Kind of short,
but I don't get judgy
about height.

If I hold my sword
in my right hand,

that means I'm
right-handed, right?

Right.

Ranger: Right as in correct,
or right as in handed?

Mel: Both.

Hmm.

Dr. Grapehall:
Well, this was the
handwritten draft

penned by Captain Normal
after the great battle.

Mel: But that doesn't explain
why it's all smeared.

I have a friend, Gortimer,

his writing gets
smeared like that
and he's left-handed.

- Captain Normal was--
- Right-handed.

What are you saying?

You think someone else
wrote the town charter?

I don't know.
Is that possible?

Just a moment.

Here we are.

Captain's log,
7 August, 1838.

"Setting sail
with a motley crew,

"not a man of letters
on the ship."

Everyone except Normal
was illiterate.

So I'd say
it's not possible.

And lunge, parry,
extend, attack, twirl!

Again. Lunge, parry,
extend, attack, twirl.

Too worn. Not worn enough.
Too small.

What's going on?

Arrr! Tanner talked back
to the captain,

so we cocked him
in irons.

Are you kidding me?

We have work to do.

We've been working all day.

They're just having
a little bit of fun.

Fun.

Is it fun that our
first mate overslept?

Is it fun that our pirates
don't know their lines?

Am I the only one who cares
about this production?

[sighs]

[sighs]

[tapping]

[knocking]

[gasps]

- [knocking]
- Hello?

Is somebody in there?

[knocking]

[phone ringing]

[sighs]

Dr. Grapehall.

Hello? Anybody there?

Hello?

Hello?

A.R.?

I don't understand.

I checked that trunk myself.

There was nothing
of note in it.

There was a false bottom.

Someone did not want
this to be found.

You can't just go pulling
artifacts out of trunks
willy-nilly.

Everything in this archive

has to be properly
cataloged and preserved.

I know. But I found
something else.

Something
really important.

Have you
authenticated this?

Well, no, but I mean,
don't you think--

And you took this
to your home?

It was in
the jacket pocket,

I didn't know.

You entered
the archive room
without permission.

You removed
historical artifacts
from this museum.

And you appear to have
abandoned your tour duties
all together.

But this letter
could change everything.

For all you know,
this could be a forgery.

You were hired to
present history,

not to re-write it.

Clean out your locker.
You're fired.

[sighs]

Gortimer,
where is everybody?

I don't know
how to say this,

but there was a meeting
after rehearsal last night.

Well, not so much
a meeting as a mutiny.

What? There's no mutiny
in the play.

No, no, an actual mutiny,

as in people want to go
a different direction.

I don't understand.

Does everybody hate me
or something?

Should have never
taken this job.

Why do you say that?

I was never gonna be
better than my brother.

Right, right, the, um--
the award winner.

Two years in a row.

Sounds amazing.

He is. I can't
compete with him.

Then don't.

I don't think it was ever
meant to be a competition.

Now what do I do?

I've driven my crew away.

Ah, they're pirates.
Their loyalties are
questionable.

I bet you can
persuade them to come back.

But maybe go easy
on the whip.

What do you say,
captain?

Round up the men,
Gortimer.

We're setting
a new course.

[knocking]

You're still up? Hm?

What did we talk about with
the computer before bed?

I got fired.

What, from the museum?

That-- That's ridiculous.
You're a volunteer.

Not anymore.

Okay.

What happened, huh?

[sighs]
I discovered something
really important,

but when I told my boss,
he fired me.

Hm. This has gotta be good.
What did you find?

Evidence that
Captain Normal

might not have founded
Normal Street.

Wh-- what?

Look at this.

Let's see, uh,
"Dear Madam,

"we hereby decline
your request

"to incorporate
the town of Normal

"on the grounds that women,
being of intemperate humor,

"and modest faculties--"
Okay.

"Are not permitted to enjoin
in municipal practices.

"The state may reconsider
an application

"from your husband or
appropriate man folk."

And it's dated 1840.

A year before Captain Normal
supposedly founded the town.

A madam.

That'd be a
pretty big bombshell.

Who is she?

I don't know,
but what if I'm wrong?

What if you're right?

You believe in this?

Yeah.

Well, then,
I believe in you.

Don't be afraid to
rock the boat.

Ranger: Let's go over
what we have so far.

[sighs]
All of these pirates
were men.

And all of them,
except for Captain Normal,
we're illiterate.

Who else could have
written the charter?

- His mom.
- Orphan.

- His girlfriend?
- There's no mention
in the log

of any girlfriend.

- Aunje Runtung?
- Who's Aunje Runtung?

A woman who won
Captain Normal's horse
in a card game.

I read it in
one of these books.

I'm using it to
fuel my anger

for when we fight
the marauders in act two.

Aunje Runtung.

Why does that ring a bell?

Wait. Aunje Runtung.
A.R.

Her initials were
embroidered on the coat.

[sewing machines humming]

Great job, everybody.

Keep it up.

Looking good, guys.
Way to bring it alive.

Jasper. Can we get
the first mate a sword?

Thank you.

What Gortimer said
really woke me up.

I'm delegating more.

Trying not be such
a perfectionist.

[clattering]

I don't have to
prove anything.

We have three days to finish,

and I'm not going to stress.

Ranger:
Um, Catherine.

Just one quick question.

On a scale of one to ten,

how attached are you to
this particular script?

Um, eleven.

Right. See, uh,
here's the thing.

Mel was doing
some research and, um--

[indistinct whispering]

Thanks for coming.

Mel, what are you doing?

Do you know
how hard we've worked,

and now you're just gonna
make us change everything?

Sorry, I just saw something
that didn't look right.

Are you mad at me
for not casting you?

No. I'm grateful.

If I hadn't ended up in
the Captain Normal room,

I wouldn't have ever
discovered any of this.

What am I supposed to do?

You wanted the play to be
historically accurate.

This is the real story.

Do it.

Dr. Grapehall.

What now?

You come here to tell me
the moon landings were faked?

Oh, great. You brought the
junior eyewitness news team.

This is Joshua Auerbach,

of the Auerbach Argonaut.

I just want you to listen

even if you don't like
what I have to say.

I have a feeling
you're going to speak

whether or not I'm listening.

For 176 years,
people have been saying that

Alonzo Ezekiel Normal
was the founder of our town,

that he wrote the charter.

I have evidence that
he was just a front

for the real pirate,
Captain Runtung.

Aunje Runtung?

You know about her?

Uh, she won a horse
from Normal in a card game,

or arm wrestling,
accounts vary,

but she wasn't a pirate.

There's no record of her
after 1838.

Unless you know
where to look.

It's well established
that Captain Normal was
right-handed.

Yes, it is.

And you said that
everyone on the ship

besides Captain Normal
was illiterate.

Yeah,
no man but Captain Normal
was schooled in letters.

No man.

But you didn't say anything
about a woman.

The left-handed woman,
Aunje Runtung.

Holding her sword
in her left hand.

Notice the ink smudging
on the outside of her palm.

The diminutive stature.

No Adam's apple.

Aunje Runtung
disguised herself as a man

so that she could have
the same opportunities
as a man,

including the founding
of the town of Normal.

[scoffs]

Do you have any idea how
historical research works?

Where's your
corroborating evidence?

Your secondary source?

- Well, I--
- Have you published
your findings

in a peer reviewed journal?

No? You just
came up with some

cockamamie
conspiracy theory,

and you thought
that would hold water.

How about you save your
junior detective work

for lost pets
and get out.

Before I have security
escort you out.

Or I die of boredom.

I'm sorry.

Now, please.

Wait.

Captain Normal was a fraud.

Can you tell us
who you are, please?

I'm Fred Fisher.

The great, great,
great, great grandson

of Captain Normal.

I was always so proud
of my heritage.

When I learned
the true story,
I was ashamed.

I didn't want people to know
I was descended from a fraud.

But Mel inspired me.

I can't live a lie.

[popping]

[gasps]
It does that?

This place is
the coolest.

This is the secret diary
of Alonzo Ezekiel Normal.

It substantiates everything
Mel has been saying.

She's quite the sleuth.

This is gonna be
the biggest story

to ever hit
Normal Street.

Excellent work.

You, uh, put together
all the clues I left for you.

I knew you'd get there
eventually.

[chuckles]

History will
regard us both kindly.

What are you
talking about?

You tried to
get rid of me.

I figured this all out
in spite of you.

I have so much work to do.

I know. This changes
the whole play.

Yeah,
but I'm proud of you.

And we're
definitely going to need
all hands on deck.

So, Captain Normal
wasn't even a pirate?

Oh, he was a pirate.

And his story just became
a lot more interesting.

[applause]

Ranger: The year is 1830.

The place, Indonesia.

I am Captain Alonzo
Ezekiel Normal,

a down-on-my-luck pirate
and part-time importer

living gilder to gilder,

until that fateful night
when a mysterious stranger...

changed the course
of my life.

Blooomers,
bloomers for sale.

Can I interest you
in a pair?

I fear I have not the coin
for such luxuries.

Then perhaps a
free sample for you, sir.

I am no sir.

I am Aunje Runtung
of Java,

the most fearsome woman
of the isles.

And you are the captain of
the La Mas Bonita del Mar.

I decided to set sail
for another port.

Little did I know that
Aunje had snuck on board.

Stowaways walk the plank.

Being a woman,
I let her off easy.

Arrr! I am--

Captain Normal,
the not-so-fearsome.

Uh-- I mean, arrr!

You are a gentle man

who doesn't have
the stomach to be
a pirate.

But you have
a memorable name and
a seaworthy vessel.

I have a plan for both.

I'm listening.

You be the face of
the captain,

and I'll be the brains.

The plan was sound.

Aunje gave me the orders,

and I gave the orders
to my men.

- [thunder rumbles]
- Under Aunje's leadership,

our ragtag crew became
the greatest pirates
on the high seas.

Arrr!

Run the ship ashore.

But it'll
smash into splinters.

Aye. We'll use the wood
to start a town.

Aunje and the men
worked hard,

but rival pirates heard of
their growing treasure,

and attacked.

Aunje was right.

Battle was something
I had not the stomach for.

I left it's contents
behind this rock.

I joined my crew
just in time to take
the famous photo.

Truth is,
twasn't this old pirate
who founded this town.

It was Aunje Runtung.

The mother of Normal Street!

[cheers, applause]

Gortimer:
Someone once said

those who ignore history
are doomed to repeat it.

Sometimes history requires
a second look.

And if you're not afraid
to rock the boat...

you might make a
little history yourself.