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I've lived my whole life
on Normal Street.
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There's a lake at one end,
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and a forest of shady trees
at the other.
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But what lies in between
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is anything but normal.
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If history has taught us
anything...
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Ranger: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
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Was that louder
than last time?
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Gortimer: Ranger,
I'm telling a story here.
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Ranger: Sorry.
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Gortimer: Where was I?
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Oh, right.
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If history has taught us
anything,
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it's that power is--
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Well,
it's a powerful thing.
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It often changes
the people who have it,
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but it can also change
those around them.
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And not for the better.
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We had to find that out
the hard way.
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As if you couldn't
see it coming,
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Mel won the presidency
that day.
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- [clapping]
- Thank you, thank you.
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All right.
Thanks.
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Now that I've been elected
student council president--
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Whoo!
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I want to
hit the ground running
and get right to work.
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I call to order this session
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of Normal Middle School
student council.
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Who wants to hear me make
the loudest sound ever?
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Your loss.
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What was that?
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What?
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Oh, I thought you all
changed your minds,
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and were asking to
come watch me break
the sound barrier.
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Nope.
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Understood.
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You guys ever get tired of
Ranger messing around?
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That's one of my best friends
you're talking about.
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Sometimes...
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Both: Yes.
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Lance.
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It's been a long, hard
two years for the school
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not having a president,
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and if the student body
didn't elect me,
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I'm glad it was you.
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Gwen.
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You are by far one of
the best people for the job.
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But I also would have been
a good choice.
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Thanks, guys. You've been
really gracious in defeat.
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If there's one good thing
to come of this,
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it's that we can finally
put the legend to rest.
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What legend?
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I was just named
secretary of snacks
during fourth period,
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no one told me
how many snacks I had to
prepare for people,
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let alone anything
about a legend.
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The Legend of
Pendragon's Gavel.
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Whoever can pull it free
will be named
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the once and future
student council president.
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That gavel?
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Have you tried it?
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Are you kidding?
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I've tried pulling it
a couple times a week
for months.
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She's even been doing
pushups.
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But still no luck.
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Not that I have to
worry about it now,
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'cause I was elected
fair and square.
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But it's just gum.
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It can't be that hard.
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Give it a try.
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No.
It's gotta be bigger.
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We're trying to create the
loudest sound on record.
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None of those sticks
are gonna do the job.
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Maybe what we're looking for
isn't a stick.
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You, Stanley,
are brilliant.
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All those people that
underestimated you are wrong.
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Who underestimates me?
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[grunting]
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Told you.
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I just thought of
the perfect thing.
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Stanley, get the
recording equipment ready.
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We are about to make history.
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Hey, guys.
How's it goin'?
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Can't talk.
Makin' history.
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Both: Wait!
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Ranger!
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Do you have any idea
what that is?
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Uh, drum hammer?
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That's Pendragon's gavel.
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Which means...
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you're the new president.
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President!
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[symbol crashing]
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So, just to be clear,
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you're not mad at me?
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Trying not to be.
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Because you were just
elected president,
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and that's something
you've always wanted.
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And now you get booted
just because I pull a hammer
out of gum.
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I know.
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But the legend says
you'll end up being
a better president
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than I could have ever been.
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You want me to run through
the legend again?
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Mel:
In the entire history of
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the Normal Middle School
student council,
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there was one president
who was by far the best.
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She was the smartest
and kindest,
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and wisest leader
anyone could have
ever hoped for.
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Under her rule,
the school flourished,
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and the student body
was happy.
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She was President
Esther Avalon Pendragon.
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Esther didn't want just anyone
to take over as president,
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and ruin everything she'd
accomplished during her reign.
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So as she closed
the last session on her
last day of middle school,
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Esther banged her gavel
one last time
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into a pile of gum,
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where it stayed
waiting for
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the once and future
student council president
to release it.
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Esther Pendragon declared that
only her rightful successor
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would be able to
pull the gavel free.
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Which is you.
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An idea I'm becoming more
and more on board with.
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Huh.
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I guess I just don't
understand
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what the president
actually does.
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Oh. You get to oversee
student council meetings,
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and propose new
school legislation,
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and act as a liaison
between the student body
and faculty.
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- And--
- Do you think I could change
the school's mascot?
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Because I've always been
partial to the Normal Street
Gooey Ducks.
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That is so out there.
It's the best idea ever.
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No. Wait.
The Normal Street
Sea Cucumbers.
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New best idea
ever.
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I can't believe
I never saw your
genius before.
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I'm good at this,
aren't I?
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You're better than good.
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You guys aren't
messing around, are you?
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Absolutely not.
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Are you feeling okay?
How's your vitamin C?
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I can whip up
some fruit leather.
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He's just kidding around,
Gortimer.
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You know how funny
Ranger is.
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That I do.
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Oh, and as president
you have to deliver
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the morning announcements
tomorrow.
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Over the PA?
They're gonna give me
a microphone?
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That's what I was
going to use to close
the daily announcements,
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but you can have it
if you want.
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It's okay,
but I'm gonna need to
Rangerfy it a little bit.
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By all means.
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And there's the matter of
allocating
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the student class funds.
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My first act as president
was going to be
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to use the money to buy
solar panels for the school.
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But I'm sure you can
come up with a
way better idea.
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Probably.
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Hey, guys.
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This presidency thing
is so much fun.
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Can you believe I have
so many great ideas.
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Both: Totally.
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Say "referendum."
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Referendum.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Ranger:
We have lost track of
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the get-well card for
groundskeeper Kevin.
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So if you have it,
please return it to
the front office.
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And those are today's
announcements.
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This is President
Ranger Bowen
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reminding everyone that
there are ninjas everywhere,
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especially on rooftops.
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So keep your heads up
and stay safe out there.
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[glissando]
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I like what you wrote about
being kind and supportive to
one another, Mel,
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but ninjas.
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Of course.
Yours is way more
inspirational.
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Keep your heads up.
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It's poetry.
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I'm not entirely sure
what's going on,
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or why you're president now
and not Mel,
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but I have to say,
that could have gone
a lot worse.
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Isn't he the greatest,
Miss Martin?
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My job here
isn't to judge,
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it's just to make sure the
announcements are G rated.
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A croissant,
Mademoiselle Martin?
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Merci.
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Merci.
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[muffled]
Merci.
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Kids: [chanting]
Ranger, Ranger, Ranger...
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I hereby open the
Normal Middle School Center
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for the study of
freakishly huge plants.
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[applause]
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[chanting]
Ranger, Ranger, Ranger.
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[chanting slows]
Ranger, Ranger, Ranger.
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And I told the superintendent
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that if he really wanted to
keep an eye on the budget,
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I know a guy who can get us
realistic rubber eyeballs
in bulk.
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[laughing]
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Classic.
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It's one of my
favorite stories.
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How can you pick
a favorite?
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Guys,
I'm sitting right here.
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Ranger, drink up.
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I had a dream last night
that you got dehydrated,
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and I can't stop
thinking about it.
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Mrs. Bowen: Ranger.
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Less chatting with
the friends,
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more cleaning in
the bathrooms.
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I'm doing an interview for
the school newspaper right now.
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Well, from here,
it looks like you're
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hanging out with
Stanley and Gortimer.
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Ranger's mom,
our readers want to
know everything
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about our new
president, so--
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Oh, how about an exposé on
how he manages to get our
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toilet bowl
so sparkling clean?
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What a scoop.
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Hey. Best leave
some mystery, Stanley.
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And Mel will answer
any further questions,
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because she is in fact
the one that everyone
actually voted for.
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Luckily, fate corrected
that mistake.
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That's the understatement
of the century.
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Well, duty calls.
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[laughing]
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You have such a way
with puns.
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A certain
je ne sais quoi.
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Um, what's a je ne sais
whatever you just said?
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[laughing]
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Gentlemen, there goes
the best president
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in the history of
Normal Middle School.
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So what do you like best
about Ranger?
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How much time do you have?
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Mel: Well, working with
President Ranger,
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you get to see a lot of
his best sides.
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Can I interest you
in some of our famous
chocolate vedine?
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I don't have much of
a sweet tooth.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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What was Stanley
talking about?
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What are you
new president of?
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Oh, student council.
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Since when were you
running for president
of student council?
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I didn't run.
It just sort of happened.
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How can you be president
if you weren't elected?
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I don't understand.
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You don't need to.
I'm a great president.
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And everyone says so.
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Ranger, you are so great
at so many things.
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Off the top of my head,
math problems,
staring contests,
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in general,
being my wonderful,
generous caring son.
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And?
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I'm just not sure
running student government
is on that list.
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Wait, what?
You're my mom.
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You're supposed to believe
I can do anything.
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Sure. I believe you can
do anything,
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if you're passionate
and you work hard at it.
254
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,008
Just because something
falls in your lap
255
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,180
doesn't mean you're
gonna be great at it.
256
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,388
I mean,
you think airline pilots
wake up one morning
257
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,191
behind the steering wheel
of a jet?
258
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,893
Nope. They spend years
training.
259
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:06,426
Mom, planes don't have
steering wheels.
260
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,233
They have yokes.
261
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,966
You have never shown
any interest in
student government.
262
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,302
You have a lot of power.
263
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:19,837
I hope you're doing
the right thing with it.
264
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:23,377
Excuse me, but I have
some toilet bowls to scrub.
265
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,481
Okay, I don't care
how they do it, Lance,
266
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,490
I just want
the Sloppy Joes
to be sloppier.
267
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,492
I'm on it.
268
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,723
Which one?
269
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:35,722
Um, did you check
with the mascot
270
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,393
to see which
it liked better?
271
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,227
We tried,
but we couldn't get
a definite answer
272
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,832
from Carol
the Sea Cucumber.
273
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,558
It was frustrating,
to say the least.
274
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,829
Um, maybe
the blue one.
275
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,832
Yeah, this red one's
disgusting.
276
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,370
I don't know
what I was thinking.
277
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,836
Pistachios
or cashews?
278
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,668
- Any almonds?
- Plain or honey roasted?
279
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,009
Surprise me.
280
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:58,114
Prepare to be
mildly surprised.
281
00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:58,908
Perfect.
282
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,249
Yes, Gortimer.
You nailed it.
283
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,223
Word came down from
the vice principal.
284
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,522
She asked for a
final decision on the
student class funds.
285
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,194
I've been thinking about
the solar panel idea.
286
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,353
Yeah?
287
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,120
Instead, I've decided to
spend the money on--
288
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,430
This is going to be
great, guys.
289
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,562
A class field trip to
H2OMG Water Park.
290
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,858
All: Yes!
291
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,530
This is the greatest use
of public funds ever.
292
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,900
I-- I thought
out of everyone,
293
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,700
you would try to
talk me out of it.
294
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,171
Why would I do that?
295
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,879
Because solar panels
would reduce waste,
296
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,611
and save the school
a whole bunch of money.
297
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,706
But spending money on a
field trip to the water park,
298
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,049
it's just irresponsible.
299
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,445
I'm never going to
disagree with you.
300
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,117
Never?
301
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,246
What about when I'm wrong?
302
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,390
Ranger, when are you
going to realize
303
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,956
you're never
going to be wrong?
304
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,896
And everything's
better now,
305
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,198
because you're
in charge.
306
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,472
But we used to work
so good as a team.
307
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,532
Gortimer pushes,
you pull.
308
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,201
None of that works
without you guys
pushing and pulling.
309
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,240
Everything you've done so far
has been, without a doubt,
310
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,377
- the best.
- All: The best.
311
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,813
Now, will you please
stop doubting yourself?
312
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:06,813
You don't need us.
313
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,954
[school bell rings]
314
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,176
Gortimer: I hear
the wave pool at H2OMG...
315
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,650
[sighs]
316
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:16,658
...is the most
chlorinated body of water
in the continental U.S.
317
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,963
I have something
very important to
talk to you about.
318
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,526
I don't want to buy
an umbrella.
319
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,333
Why would I try to
sell you an umbrella?
320
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,625
Well, based on
what you're wearing,
321
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,297
I can only assume
it's gonna rain.
322
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,666
I'm wearing this
as a disguise.
323
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:29,935
Incognito.
324
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,613
Okay, well, it's not
working very well.
325
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,142
You've been
following me around
for a few days now,
326
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,038
and the only reason
I've noticed
327
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,650
is because of
the trench coat.
328
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,681
What do you want?
329
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,476
We can't talk about it here.
330
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,948
Too many prying ears.
331
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,223
Just tell me.
332
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,554
No.
333
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,660
You haven't heard
much of that word
lately, have you?
334
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,034
Same thing
happened to me.
335
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,795
It was my gavel you
pulled from the desk.
336
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,725
You're Ethel Pendergrass?
337
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,540
Esther Pendragon.
338
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,772
Right. Sorry.
339
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,036
Ranger! There's a
press conference.
340
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,406
Do you want us to
wait for you?
341
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,984
Coming.
342
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,576
I'll find you later.
343
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,114
Creepy.
344
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,610
I like your style.
345
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,116
Gortimer,
please don't feed
the sea cucumber.
346
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,989
We don't want to get
the costume dirty.
347
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,088
Where was I?
Ah, yes.
348
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,630
Robbie, you can ask
the same question
100 different ways,
349
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,497
but the answer is always
going to be the same.
350
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,896
Mexican food.
351
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,212
Next.
352
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,141
Harold Sherewoods
with "Harold's Herald."
353
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,077
What is this
we've been hearing about
an extended recess?
354
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,182
Great question,
Harold.
355
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,684
I know it's controversial
and it still needs to be
approved by the faculty,
356
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:51,847
but Ranger thinks
students would really
benefit from more--
357
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,048
Ranger, what did you call it?
358
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,660
Uh, mess around time.
359
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,463
Mess around time.
360
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,025
Sorry.
My dad made me promise to
ask this follow up question.
361
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,165
Don't you think shortening
all academic classes by
15 minutes
362
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,472
could put us at an
educational disadvantage?
363
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,543
You can
tell your dad that
364
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,401
Ranger wouldn't propose
something that would be
bad for us.
365
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,941
Casey Jane,
I'm going to ask that
366
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,881
we table any questions
about the bake sale
367
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,282
until we find out where
the school stands
368
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,314
with gluten
intolerance levels.
369
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,679
No, I can't comment further.
370
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,678
Next.
371
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,452
You look a
little concerned.
372
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,420
I'm more than a
little concerned.
373
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,589
Take for instance
Holly's quiz
from earlier today.
374
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,059
The lines in an
equilateral triangle are--
375
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,895
And she answered,
376
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,673
"Jealous that
Ranger can't also rule
over geometric shapes
377
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,443
"because he's the
best president ever."
378
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,714
And look at Tony's
multiple choice answer sheet.
379
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,705
That's a crazy coincidence.
380
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,907
It's no coincidence.
381
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,679
Everyone failed
their test today.
382
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,377
What is going on?
383
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,549
Uh, I'm sorry to
interrupt, Mimi.
384
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:02,088
but someone borrowed my
riding mower and wrote,
385
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,615
"Ranger forever"
386
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,130
on the front lawn.
387
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,662
[sighs]
388
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,758
I'm not done with you yet.
389
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,470
- [sighs]
- Psst.
390
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,905
Thanks for the
get well card.
391
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:24,012
[sighs]
392
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:28,521
Hi.
393
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,421
I'm afraid this is
all my fault.
394
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,983
What are you talking about?
395
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,289
Your friends and
your classmates
396
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,224
have turned into
yes zombies.
397
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,630
What are yes zombies?
398
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,791
They agree with
everything you say,
399
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,130
no matter how crazy it is.
400
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,225
Yes. It's really annoying.
401
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,798
It's because of that.
402
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,438
Esther:
I made it in wood shop
when I was president.
403
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,807
I wanted something loud enough
for people to listen to me.
404
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,177
But the gavel ended up
having this weird power.
405
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,778
A bit of unsolicited advice:
406
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,379
don't order wood
from Eastern Europe
407
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,891
unless it's from a
reputable distributor.
408
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,292
Ranger: Okay.
409
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,164
Esther: As soon as I
used the gavel,
410
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:13,162
the entire student body
started agreeing with
everything I said.
411
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,700
It was like my friends
didn't have any ideas
of their own,
412
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,573
and I was able to do
whatever I wanted.
413
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:23,172
For two years, it was nothing
but frozen yogurt socials,
414
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,343
and pet talent shows.
415
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,574
Ranger: That sounds awesome.
416
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,738
Esther:
You're not getting it.
417
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,277
With no one
challenging my decisions,
418
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,413
the student class
went bankrupt.
419
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,809
By the time I sealed
the gavel to the desk,
420
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,651
the student council
was so far gone
421
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,747
that none of them wanted
anything to do with me.
422
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:45,760
Ranger: Wait,
but what about the legend?
423
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,495
That was started by my friends
when they were "yes" zombies.
424
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,532
So, I'm not a good president.
425
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:57,339
It's just the gavel
making everyone tell me I am.
426
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,114
Why did the gavel pick me?
427
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,806
Because you're a
terrible president.
428
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,914
Hey!
429
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,375
But so was I.
430
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,384
It's because we
want to have fun,
431
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:10,346
and push the boundaries and
put a smile on everyone's face.
432
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:15,617
Unfortunately,
those aren't qualities that
make for a great president.
433
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,988
[sighs] So that's why
it chose me.
434
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,928
It's not too late, Ranger.
435
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,263
Get rid of the gavel,
436
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,429
or else you'll be stuck
with friend zombies.
437
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,267
And you don't want mindless
drones following you around
438
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,144
doing your every bidding
for you. Do you?
439
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,637
No.
440
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:37,475
Is it weird that
I miss that word?
441
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,414
I'll leave you two alone now.
442
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,674
Pasta fagioli!
443
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,310
Ah.
444
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,859
I hear you, Lance,
445
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,930
but the definition of crudités
is a general term
446
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,840
that does not specify what
veggies are to be used.
447
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:41,113
I think we can all agree that
crudités implies carrots.
448
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,483
Well, when you're
secretary of snacks,
449
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,912
you can do things
differently.
450
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,136
- Maybe I will.
- Great.
451
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,911
- Good.
- Super.
452
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,849
Guys!
453
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,715
All: President Ranger.
454
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,093
Technically,
it would be
President Bowen.
455
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,122
It's neither.
456
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,786
All: President Neither.
457
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,885
Thanks for meeting me
on the weekend.
458
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,988
I have something that
I need to tell you.
459
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,530
And I didn't think it could
wait until Monday.
460
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,444
Zombies.
461
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,771
What was that?
462
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,236
[sighs]
Effective immediately,
463
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,040
I am resigning as president.
464
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:15,977
What?!
465
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,342
Is this a good thing?
466
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,684
I'm not sure.
467
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,875
We should be happy
with his decision,
468
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,877
but his decision means
he's no longer president,
469
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,690
which is a bad thing.
470
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,192
This is the worst day
of my life.
471
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,224
[coughing]
472
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:33,187
Guys, calm down.
It's gonna be okay.
473
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,629
But you released the gavel.
474
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,925
You're the stuff of legend.
475
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,367
You're the once and future
student council president.
476
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,603
[sighs] I just need to
get rid of this thing.
477
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,639
[coughing]
478
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,805
I feel some
stress eating coming on.
479
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,423
Someone scoop
the pretzel out.
480
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,160
No one's gonna stick
their hand in there.
481
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,164
I have an idea.
482
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,625
All: Best idea ever.
483
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,625
I haven't even told you
what it is yet.
484
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,897
Come on. Follow me.
485
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:32,216
Well, I'm having a hard time
getting rid of this gavel.
486
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:35,094
I'm gonna need you to do it.
487
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,424
I'm not saying it's a
presidential order.
488
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,630
But it is.
489
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,540
[sighing]
490
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,849
I'm resigning.
491
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,211
Which means
492
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:04,249
you're gonna resume your
elected role as president.
493
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,546
Some of your choices
lately
494
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,718
have been a little
off the deep end.
495
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,918
I don't know why I didn't
speak up earlier.
496
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,590
Sorry, Ranger.
497
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:15,259
No. This is great.
498
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:17,497
Mel. I don't think
it would be too late
499
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,774
to cancel the
water park tickets,
500
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,471
and get those
solar panels ordered.
501
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,270
Great.
Let's get a memo out
to faculty and staff.
502
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:25,736
First things first.
503
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:28,365
How much do
solar panels cost
per panel?
504
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,935
Well,
each one is 50.
505
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,215
What a bizarre week.
506
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,324
It's like a blur.
507
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,486
The legend
had us all convinced
508
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,264
that I knew
what I was doing.
509
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:46,662
And I should have
just stuck with what I'm
really interested in,
510
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,796
making loud noises
even louder.
511
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,961
[sighs] No one can
take that away from me.
512
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:54,730
Still, sorry your presidency
didn't work out.
513
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,571
Well, this is exactly
how it's supposed to be.
514
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,307
Mel's the best person
for the job.
515
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,371
She has the passion.
516
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:01,707
Mm-hmm.
517
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,944
[sighs] And we
should have listened.
518
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:07,010
For the record,
I did like the fighting
sea cucumber mascot.
519
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,379
Thanks. I'm proud
it will be my legacy.
520
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:12,586
Ranger, we're canceling
the mascot reboot.
521
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,518
[sighs]
522
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,030
I went a little crazy
on the snacks, didn't I?
523
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,527
Fruit leather?
524
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:29,099
That sounds gross.
525
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,098
Yes, please.
526
00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:40,252
It took a lot of courage for
Ranger to give up his title.
527
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,752
But he realized in the end
that success is sweeter
528
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,546
when you actually
work for it.
529
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:50,457
Plus, what's the point
of having power
530
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,657
if you don't have your real
push and pull friends around
531
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:56,455
to enjoy it with you.
532
00:24:56,563 --> 00:25:00,703
And it's not like
Mel got rid of everything
Ranger did as president.
533
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,167
This is President Mel Fuller
534
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,674
reminding you that
ninjas are everywhere,
535
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,067
especially on rooftops.
536
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,578
So keep your heads up
and stay safe out there.
537
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,781
[notes chiming]
538
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,208
[gong banging]
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