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(gunshot, shell casing clatters)
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>> Okay.
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So, there you have it.
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Your boss... is dead.
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That'll be $500.
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>> Okay, great, and, uh,
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I'd like to pay with credit.
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>> Oh, actually, there's
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a credit card minimum of $1,000.
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>> Hm, well, I-- I don't have
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enough cash, and I definitely
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don't wanna kill anyone else,
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you know, so--
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>> Ah, come on, there's gotta be
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something else.
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>> Uh...
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**
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>> He dies at the end.
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>> Yeah, yeah, let me call you
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right back.
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>> Did you tap me?
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>> No, no, no!
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(screaming)
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My arm!
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Is it ripped?
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(screaming)
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Oh, man! Oh!
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Oh, who did it?
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I can't see who did it!
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Who was it?
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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>> Okay, so that puts us
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at a thousand.
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>> Okay, great.
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>> Just swipe and sign.
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>> Sure, no problem.
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>> Yeah, there we go.
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Beautiful.
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All right, well, you have
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a good one.
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>> Okay, you too, thanks so
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much, I really appreciate it.
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>> (chuckling)
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>> Hey, y'all, to my life
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is better than yours.
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(laughing)
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>> Hey, Rick Ross.
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Yo... you wanna smoke?
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>> No, playboy.
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Only kins I smoke with are
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right over there, like my Pops.
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**
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My sister.
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My son.
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My cousin, Bob Ross.
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>> Happy little trees...
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pretty little clouds.
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Huh!
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>> My aunt...
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Betsy Ross.
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My godfather...
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David Lee Ross.
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** (hard rock)
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(chuckles)
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Now, that's one sexy-ass family
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right there.
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**
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>> What are you talking about,
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Jazz?
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There's no such thing as
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Bigfoot!
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(audience laughter)
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>> Course there is, Uncle Phil.
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I'm looking right at him,
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you fat ass.
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(laughter)
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>> Whoo!
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(birds chirping)
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>> Oh!
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(audience laughter)
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(groaning and coughing)
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>> Is it bad?
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>> Uh, well, it's not good.
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>> Mm.
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>> All right, Mr.... Jeff.
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Look, I just don't know how much
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more trauma your body can take.
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>> Hm.
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>> I mean, over the past 10
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years, it looks as though
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you've had skull fractures,
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a punctured spine,
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and major brain damage.
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>> (chuckles) Yup.
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>> No, not funny.
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One more body throw and you
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could die.
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Why do you insist on aggravating
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this Uncle Phil so much?
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>> I don't know.
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I can't avoid it.
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What would you have me do, huh?
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Go live in the woods?
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**
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**
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>> Yeah!
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>> * It ain't nothing
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* But a party going on
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* Turn it up, homey
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* That's my song
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>> Huh?
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Hello?
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(animal roars)
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Jeffrey!
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** (beatboxing in distance)
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Hello?
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Is someone beatboxing?
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In the woods?
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Oh, my God, someone is
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beatboxing in the woods!
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(screams)
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Sweet Jesus, don't stop
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beatboxing.
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(panting)
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Don't stop beatboxing!
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Don't stop beatboxing!
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Don't stop. Don't stop.
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Oh!
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(creature roars)
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(growling)
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Bigfoot?
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(roars)
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Bigfoot!
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(laughter)
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What you doing, Bigfoot?
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So strong.
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Aah!
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>> The last time I saw
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Jazzy Jeff, I was throwing him
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out my house for calling me
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a fat ass... and that was
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a couple of days ago.
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>> No worries, Uncle Phil.
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I'll send out a missing persons
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report for Jazzy Jeff, and he'll
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be back here in no time.
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(glass shattering)
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>> Jazz!
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>> (coughing)
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(gasps)
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Uncle Phil.
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(gasps)
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Is that you?
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>> No doubt it's me.
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>> He's real...
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Bigfoot.
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(gasping and coughing)
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>> He's gone.
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>> Whoo!
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**
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>> We enjoy a lot of laughs on
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the set of "The Fresh Prince
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of Bel-Air."
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>> Yes, we do, but we want to
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take a moment to talk about
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a very important issue.
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Throwing people's bodies
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out of your house is
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no laughing matter.
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>> Somebody could get hurt,
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or worse, die.
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>> Right, Bigfoot?
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>> Right.
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Bigfoot?
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(laughter)
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>> (roaring)
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>> (screaming)
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>> I notice you got jeans on.
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Me too.
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You wanna talk about it?
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>> Hey, you wanna get a cup
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of coffee with a hunk?
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>> Oh, excuse me, how you doing?
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My grandmother has that shirt.
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>> Hey.
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Wanna play kiss the dinosaur?
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(screeches)
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>> You ready for tomorrow,
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Huggie?
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>> Come on, man, what you think,
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huh?
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I been ready for this
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for 12 years now.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That's if the plan's
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still in place.
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>> Yeah, plan is in place, man.
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Paid Tiny a few toilet papers
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so he can start a fight
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in the yard, right?
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CO's gonna be worrying about
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breaking that up.
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Right ththen, we sneak into the
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laundromat, hop on them hampers,
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and they gonna load us on them
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trucks, and we out!
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>> Shh!
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(keys jangling)
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Hey, bring it down a bit, okay?
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You trying to get us caught?
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>> Nah, man, ain't trying to get
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us caught, man.
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What you gonna do when you get
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out, man?
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>> (scoffs)
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>> I know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm going to the club...
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find some girls.
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You all right, man?
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(insects chirping)
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>> Yo, yo, do--
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do you hear that?
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What is that, man?
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>> Oh, them just cicadas, man.
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>> What's a cicada?
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>> It's just an insect that pops
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up every few years, man.
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So, look, laundromat's gonna be
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hot, so we gotta hydrate, man--
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>> Are they big?
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>> What, cicadas?
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They're a few inches, dude.
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So, look, we gotta make sure
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Tiny needs a--
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>> How many inches?
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>> I can show you, man.
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My cousin mails me pictures of
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insects every week.
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We got mosquitoes, bedbugs,
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praying mantises...
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cicadas.
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There you go, dawg.
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So, look, I'm worried about--
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>> Aw, this bigger than a few
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inches.
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>> Huh?
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>> Are they gonna be gone by
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tomorrow?
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>> What, the cicad-- no, man.
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They'll be here for a few more
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weeks, dude.
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>> What do they want?
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>> Huggie, all they want is
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crops, man.
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>> Okay, I want you
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to answer me this since you
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have so much knowledge
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on cicadas.
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>> Yeah.
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>> How many does it take
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to pick me up and fly me
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to their nest?
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Do they drink blood,
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and how big are they teeth?
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>> Uh... Huggie?
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If I didn't know any better,
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I'd say you were afraid
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of cicadas.
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>> Yes! Yes!
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I'm afraid of cicadas, okay?
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These are monsters!
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These aren't insects.
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These are monsters!
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>> Calm down, man.
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Just calm down.
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>> Shut up in there, all right?
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Shut up!
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You scaring the other prisoners!
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>> I'm so scared.
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>> What are y'all yapping about?
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>> Nothing, you can just go back
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to eating your pudding snack.
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>> I can't take it no more, man.
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I gotta do this, man.
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Them demons is out there
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waiting to eat me alive.
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>> Don't do it!
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>> C.O., C.O., C.O.--
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This guy has some kind
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of bug army, and he's about
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to take over the world.
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I'm not gonna let them
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ugly bugs eat me!
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>> Aah! Stop!
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>> I wasn't doing--
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Why you do that, Huggie?
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We had a plan!
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>> I don't wanna die!
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I don't wanna die!
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You should have never said
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nothing about no cicadas,
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brother!
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I'm staying in here forever!
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>> (chuckles) Yeah.
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I got it.
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Kanye West gonna eat
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a black-bean burrito for lunch.
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**
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Ooh.
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Kanye West is gonna create
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a new font.
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Kanye West is going to Epcot
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tomorrow.
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Kanye West is gonna learn
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all about birds.
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Kanye West is gonna find out
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where Carmen Sandiego went.
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Probably San Diego.
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Kanye West is gonna create
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a new jelly.
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Kanye West is getting his
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pilot's license tomorrow.
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Kanye West is gonna remake
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the movie "Wolf of Wall Street"
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with actual wolves.
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Kanye wants the bike from "E.T."
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>> Oh, we don't have that--
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>> I'll take it.
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Box it up.
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>> So, do you guys actually
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live here?
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>> Yup, just moved in.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Ah.
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>> Hey, yo, is that
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Steve Harvey's flattop?
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>> I think it is.
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>> Hey, bros.
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Nice to see you again.
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>> Love the skateboard, man.
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>> Oh, why, thank you.
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It's a help since Steve
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abandoned me and left me
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legless.
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>> We'll be happy to take you
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places if you want to.
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>> You want to take me for
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a spin?
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>> Yeah, I'd love to.
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>> Yeah, me too.
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>> I choose Kenny.
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He's my favorite.
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>> Makes sense.
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>> That's gonna change our
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relationship, flattop.
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**
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>> I am Steve Harvey!
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>> Kenny?
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>> My name's not Kenny!
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It's Steve Harvey, bitch!
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>> Aah!
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>> Steve!
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>> Welcome back to the
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"Steve Harvey Morning Show."
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I'm Steve Harvey, and I'm
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sitting here with the
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"Friends of the People" cast.
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Friends of the people,
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what's happening?
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>> My brother Kenny's possessed
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by your flattop.
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>> Yeah, we're worried,
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you know, we--
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we just want him back.
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He hasn't contacted us at all.
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>> So, we thought we'd come to
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you, Steve Harvey, in hopes
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you could help us.
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>> Yeah, you know, maybe you
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could tell us how the flattop
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thinks.
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>> Or, you know, we could
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let Kenny know.
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Kenny, we love you, man.
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We're here. Just come back.
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>> I'm back!
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And this man is an impostor.
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I'm the real Steve Harvey
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'cause I'm wearing the flattop,
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and the flattop is
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Steve Harvey, so, you know.
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Someone should arrest this dude.
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>> Shut the hell up, flattop.
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What you doing coming up
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on my show like this?
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Now, look, ever since I went
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bald, I done won two daytime
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Emmys-- count 'em,
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two daytime Emmys.
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I ain't never won a
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not-near-nothing with you,
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you understand?
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>> NAACP Image Award,
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Entertainer of the Year,
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buddy.
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>> Do you understand?
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I am a megastar!
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I got 5, 7, 8, 10, 11 jobs!
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>> This flattop is everything
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for you, man.
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It made your career.
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You're nothing without
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the flattop.
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>> Somebody give me my clippers!
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Give me my clippers!
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>> Okay, wait, wait, okay?
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Look--
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>> Ooh, I'm about to bust
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through this suit.
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>> Now, hey! Everybody chill!
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Okay? This ain't right!
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I'm from Chicago, and when
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somebody's trying to steal
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somebody's show, you settle it
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one way.
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>> (all) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,120
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Go! Go! Oh!
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>> That was good.
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>> Whoo!
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>> Well, I guess I lost square
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and fair.
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Kenny, can you run me home?
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>> See you guys in Brooklyn.
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>> Bye, flattop!
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>> Be good!
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00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,737
>> Bye, flattop.
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>> See you next time on
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"The Steve Harvey Show."
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(laughs)
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Clap it up. Clap it up.
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(laughs)
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>> I gotta warn you.
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I'm pretty strong.
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I'm gonna try not to hurt you.
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Here we go.
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One, two, three.
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**
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(grunting)
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Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
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Oh!
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>> What happened?
455
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,542
>> Why don't you go, man?
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Get on your bike
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and get out of here.
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>> Sorry, man.
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>> No, go, please.
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(laughter)
461
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,515
>> This is our main man,
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00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,849
Nerlens Noel.
463
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,794
6'11", 225 pounds
464
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,630
of hell on Earth.
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He can shoot, he can pass,
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00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,900
and he loves to eat basketballs.
467
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>> No-- No-- No doubt.
468
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>> About the only thing he can't
469
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do is stop himself from
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kicking your ass.
471
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:55,895
>> And you know what helps
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my man Nerlens do work?
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>> It's got to be the--
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>> Dude... you're supposed to
475
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,744
dunk after-- You know
476
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,112
how dangerous this is?
477
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,651
>> We're on top of ladders, man.
478
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,805
>> This is very, very dangerous.
479
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:07,783
>> It's a very tenuous
480
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,750
situation.
481
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,918
>> No-- No-- No doubt.
482
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,947
And you know what?
483
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,391
Our boy Nerlens won't even
484
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step foot on the court...
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00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,546
>> Unless his feet are
486
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,094
in a pair of these.
487
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,885
>> Come on, you're showing off.
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We're shooting a commercial.
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(overlapping speech)
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>> Man, this dude needs to
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relax, man.
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>> Somebody take-- play center.
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>> Nerlens only wears
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the lightest sneakers.
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>> I played him right.
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I played him right.
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>> I got him.
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>> That's illegal in the NBA.
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>> I can't play D
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and sell shoes.
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>> We gotta do both.
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00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:40,913
>> That's Griffin, baby.
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Look at that.
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00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,421
Now you're showing off, man.
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>> Shoot! Shoot!
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(laughter)
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00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,618
>> This ain't the All-Star game.
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I got a little scared
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on that one.
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00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,356
>> Hey, Nerlens! Nerlens!
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>> Enough!
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>> Walter, congrats on booking
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the role.
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00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,463
>> Oh, wow, thanks, fellas.
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I'm really excited to be doing
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this, man.
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Now real quick question, though.
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Uh, they never told me which
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Ranger I am, so--
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00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,631
>> Oh, you're the black
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Power Ranger.
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00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,533
>> I'm the black Power Ranger.
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>> Black Power Ranger.
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>> (laughs)
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00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,466
>> Congrats again, see you on--
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00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,467
>> Thank you.
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Black Power Ranger.
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(chuckles)
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00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:38,744
Yeah, that's what
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I'm talking about.
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00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,410
>> Okay, so when the camera gets
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00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,578
in front of you, you do your
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00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,575
Power Ranger stance and freeze.
534
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,677
All right?
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00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,478
Roll sound.
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Okay, and... action.
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**
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00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,231
>> Black Power!
539
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,399
>> Cut!
540
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,826
Walter, what--
541
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,831
what are you doing?
542
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:06,772
>> I'm the black Power Ranger,
543
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,926
baby, black power.
544
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,344
(laughs)
545
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,596
>> I think you misunderstood.
546
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,213
You're a black Power Ranger,
547
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,265
not a, not a "black power"
548
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,014
ranger.
549
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,909
It's not, it's not black power.
550
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:18,910
You're a Power Ranger whose,
551
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,711
whose, costume is black.
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00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,713
>> Black Power Ranger.
553
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:22,954
Right, I got it.
554
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,349
>> Let's roll on this, then.
555
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,251
**
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00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,893
>> Hi-ya!
557
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,857
Got your ass, white devil.
558
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,556
>> Ow! Stop!
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00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,858
Ow! Walter, stop it. Ow!
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00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,789
>> Cut.
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00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,763
>> Ow, that really hurts!
562
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:35,761
>> Walter, Walter, what in the
563
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,762
hell was that?
564
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,763
>> Why did you do that, man?
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00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,074
>> Look, man, this honky white
566
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,066
Power Ranger had to be put in
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00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,427
his place, and who best to do it
568
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,604
but the black Ranger, brother?
569
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,602
>> Know what?
570
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,573
I'm done with this. I'm done.
571
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,611
>> You believe this guy?
572
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,565
>> Walter, Walter, you're all
573
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:47,573
Power Rangers.
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00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,784
The color just demarcates which
575
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,035
Ranger you are.
576
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,413
>> You guys are sellouts, man.
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00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,381
>> Take the blue Ranger,
578
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,379
for example.
579
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,780
The blue is a descriptor,
580
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,751
all right?
581
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,718
It doesn't mean he has
582
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:57,716
blue power.
583
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,647
>> Man, why are y'all telling
584
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,651
me this?
585
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,722
>> Walter, you're fired.
586
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,120
Meet your replacement,
587
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,262
Johnny Yong Bosch.
588
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,998
>> You're replacing brothers
589
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,739
with dudes who know real karate?
590
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,735
That's bullcrap.
591
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,738
(crack)
592
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,739
Aah! Aah!
593
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,770
Oh, man. Mercy!
594
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,614
Um, Uncle?
595
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,580
>> You think that you would--
596
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,577
you would win?
597
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,148
>> I would crush you, Josh.
598
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,317
I'm so much stronger than you.
599
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,415
I've been destroying you at
600
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,076
everything since we've been
601
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,154
doing the show.
602
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:36,592
>> One, two, three, go.
603
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,589
>> (grunts)
604
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,261
(grunts)
605
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,261
Bitch!
606
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,702
>> That was-- That was a bu--
607
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,096
That was a bummer.
608
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,168
I thought-- I really went into
609
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,626
that believing I would win.
610
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,604
**
611
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,637
**
612
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,884
>> Man, I can't believe no one
613
00:17:58,878 --> 00:17:59,848
showed up today.
614
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:00,806
This is embarrassing,
615
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,283
Steve Harvey's flattop.
616
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,052
>> I'm sorry, Nerlens.
617
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,020
>> Whatever, man.
618
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,987
I'm still gonna represent.
619
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,886
>> This is sadder than when
620
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,890
Steve Harvey shaved me off.
621
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:13,962
I mean, I sent an e-mail
622
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,500
inviting everybody:
623
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,225
Dolph Lundgren, Knicks great
624
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,070
Patrick Ewing, my main man
625
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,865
Bart Simpson, even Arsenio Hall.
626
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,568
No one showed up.
627
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,540
Nerlens, you want to be
628
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,507
best friends?
629
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,565
>> No, thanks.
630
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,613
**
631
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,051
>> Happy birthday, Jen!
632
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,146
>> Ohh...
633
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,318
You guys are the best friends
634
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,516
a girl could ask for, really.
635
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,147
>> Oh... thank you.
636
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,222
Don't get too excited 'cause we
637
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,690
got a surprise for you.
638
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,889
Yeah! (chuckles)
639
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,160
(doorbell rings)
640
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,228
>> Ohh...
641
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,497
>> (laughs)
642
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,655
>> (shrieking)
643
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,703
>> What's up, lady cakes?
644
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,429
Who's ready for some Mantasy?
645
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,244
>> (cheering)
646
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,236
>> I can't hear you.
647
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,207
Birthday girl, you ready for
648
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,165
some Mantasy?
649
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,212
>> (cheering)
650
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,237
>> (laughs)
651
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,241
What's up, ladies?
652
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,942
I heard this party was on fire,
653
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,513
so I brought my 8" fire hose.
654
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,083
>> Ooh...
655
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,720
>> Look at my fire hat.
656
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,876
Safety first.
657
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,393
>> (cheering)
658
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,345
>> Yeah, take it off.
659
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,924
Take it-- Take it all off.
660
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,693
Oh, yeah!
661
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,261
>> Yes! Yes! Yes!
662
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,360
>> You got to spread it.
663
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,361
You got to spread it.
664
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,302
>> Yeah! Yeah!
665
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,096
>> Oh, a fire! A fire!
666
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,027
>> What? Oh! Oh! Oh!
667
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,543
Oh! Oh! Oh!
668
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,595
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait!
669
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,872
Mantasy can save us with his
670
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,070
firefighter training.
671
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,371
>> Oh, no.
672
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,373
No, no, no.
673
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,814
That was the costume, y'all.
674
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,748
>> Mantasy! Mantasy!
675
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,445
>> Oh, y'all are so charming.
676
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,447
I'm gonna go save y'all.
677
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,618
>> (cheering)
678
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,258
>> Wow!
679
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,717
>> Yes, Mantasy!
680
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,264
>> That fire was no match for
681
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,730
Mantasy, y'all.
682
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,057
>> Whoo!
683
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,063
>> Oh, no, Mantasy,
684
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,004
you're on fire!
685
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,168
>> Oh, I know. I'm very sexy.
686
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,226
>> Unh-unh! No, you got
687
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,644
real live fire on your body!
688
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,336
>> Aah!
689
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,938
>> Aah!
690
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,080
(siren blaring)
691
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,005
>> I just didn't know baby oil
692
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:10,979
was so flammable.
693
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,937
>> Yeah.
694
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,184
>> Hey, don't be hard on
695
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,679
yourself.
696
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,421
Because I already am.
697
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,076
**
698
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,624
>> Always have a backup!
699
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,591
**
700
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,560
>> One, two, three, go.
701
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,434
(chuckling) It's a dead tie.
702
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,860
(grunting)
703
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,334
>> (chuckles) This is so legit,
704
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,433
man.
705
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,844
It's not fake.
706
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,265
I can see your vein coming out
707
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,010
your arm, man.
708
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,665
I know you're serious, bro.
709
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,213
>> You're making me laugh.
710
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,208
>> Oh, wait a minute.
711
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,209
Josh cheated.
712
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,210
>> Aah!
713
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,211
>> You lifted your elbow.
714
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,212
Yes, you did.
715
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,213
You lifted -- Your elbow lifted.
716
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,224
You can't do that.
717
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,215
>> It's 'cause it's higher.
718
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,216
I got pulled up.
719
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,217
>> Thank you.
720
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,218
>> That's not fair.
721
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,219
>> He clearly was trying.
722
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,820
He wasn't faking it.
723
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:56,822
>> Where did you-- Where did
724
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,093
you guys go? Come on...
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