Original subtitles

[mid-tempo music]

- [Narrator] Previously on "Five Bedrooms."

- Is this about the Ben situation?

- When you had your dalliance with him,

how did you turn your feelings off so quickly?

- Yeah, life is short.

And when you find this kind of connection,

you gotta have a crack.

- Melanie-- - Where is my husband?

- We got a leak problem.

She's saying that she still loves me.

- You have been declared bankrupt.

You are required by law to inform your employer.

- Unfortunately it means instant disqualification.

- Mum, in terms of my love life,

let me handle it myself, okay?

- That's what I've been doing, Harpreet.

Where is the woman?

- [Harry] I just haven't met the right person yet.

[slow music]

Clarity, empathy, and 100% honesty.

I like to think that's my trademark,

in my professional life at least.

- Please, tell me this won't happen again.

- Unfortunately with melanoma

there is always a risk of it returning.

But there's no need to be anxious.

You've simply got to know the risks, take precautions,

and keep up your yearly skin checks.

In my personal life, the honestly stats

weren't quite so strong.

See you Monday.

- Ooh, you're off early today.

Something exciting on?

- But maybe that was changing.

Actually, I've got a date.

Have a good weekend, Cynthia.

- Oh, you too.

[upbeat music]

- [Harry] Whenever I needed laser beam, bare naked truth--

- Okay, ready.

- [Harry] Liz was the place to go.

- If the goal is to cause the man

retinal damage, you've nailed it.

You look like a waiter, or an undertaker.

You look like a waiter at a funeral.

Find the middle ground.

- What does that even mean?

- Be true to yourself.

- Okay, gee I'd like to comment.

But I'm mindful of cultural sensitivities.

- Gotcha!

[Liz laughing]

- I know I'm over invested, but the man

has invited you out to a wine bar at 3:00 p.m.

This is it, Harry.

Also, I have nothing else going on in my life right now.

In fact, I'm potentially at rock bottom.

I need the distraction.

And it's been completely worth it.

Oh. [growls]

[upbeat music] [people talking]

- [Harry] For the first time in my life

I wished I could send a message back

to petrified 20 year old Harry.

One day you'll be dating an Italian policeman.

- Hello.

- [Harry] You'll be out in public

talking with total honesty to each other.

- It was annoyingly underwhelming, actually.

My brother had already come out.

I didn't even get to complete the sentence.

I got out, "Mum, Dad."

And they both guessed.

I mean, Mum was completely unaffected.

- Really?

- Mm.

I mean, it got a little weird when Dad came out too,

but she took it on the chin.

[laughs] I'm so sorry, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding, he didn't come out.

[Harry laughing]

[laughs] So how did your mum react when you told her?

- She was gracious in a quiet

don't speak about it too much kind of way.

- Mm-hm. - Yeah.

But that's the thing about a policy of total honesty.

It only takes a 10% half truth and you're a total liar.

[mid-tempo music]

[computer keys clacking]

[door banging]

[Liz gasping]

- I just wanted to let you know

that Ben and I are rostered on to clean this week,

and I'm going to take this opportunity

to say something to him.

I know what you think, but we're at the point

where I just need to rip the Band-Aid off.

- Do you know what ripping the Band-Aid off means?

- I think I do.

- 'Cause this isn't ripping.

This is edging slowly, annoyingly.

- I know you disapprove.

- [Liz] I do.

- But this is what I'm gonna do.

- Well thank you for the update.

- You're welcome.

- I was being sarcastic.

- I know.

[slow quirky music]

Oh, Ben, it looks like you and I

are in the cleaning trenches.

- Can't wait.

- I was maybe if we get started now

we can knock it over before dinner.

- Oh, 100%, yeah.

- [Heather] Oh actually, I need to swap.

- Sorry?

- I'm on weekend shifts for the next three weeks.

- So?

- So I'll do it with Ben this week.

- It's just that I was going to do

a really thorough clean and get in

all those hard to reach places.

- You saying I didn't?

So my cleaning was good enough for you

for the eight years you lived in my granny flat,

but now suddenly it's substandard?

- You're looking for an insult that isn't there.

- Am I?

'Cause I feel like you're spitting in my face.

- I'm sorry, I didn't realize your identity

was so attached to cleaning.

- You're the one who insisted on a bloody cleaning roster.

- I was just trying to help.

- So am I.

I'm actually just trying to pull my weight

and I don't understand what the problem is.

- There is no problem.

- Great.

We took the scenic route, but we got there.

- [Ainsley] Well that was not my fault.

- For the love of God, if you insist on following

this thing through, just ask the man out for a drink.

On the third beer--

- I promise I'm going to say all of the things

the very next time I see him, no excuses.

I can see that you don't believe me, but you're wrong.

- Am I? - Yes, you are.

You'll see.

[country music]

♪ She was a big-boned gal

- What's this?

- This is just my cleaning playlist.

It's good to be your cleaning partner.

What made you pick me?

- I didn't pick you.

- You weren't angling for a bit of alone time with me?

- No, I was trying to explain in plain English

that I needed to work the next three weekends in a row.

- Nonetheless, we do have this whole place

to ourselves for at least an hour.

I reckon we could have this whole house

done and dusted in 45 minutes,

which would leave us 15 minutes to do

[groans] whatever, you know.

- Too risky, and you know, I'm sober, so.

- Yeah, Roger that.

I'll just busy myself here then.

♪ Hey, hey, the big-boned gal

- Seriously?

- It's just how I mop, all right?

- How do you dust?

- Dust?

Ooh.

Just regular dusting.

♪ Ain't no doubt she's a natural ♪

♪ Reelin' and a rockin'

- How do you place a bin bag?

Here you go.

- It's all about the grip, and the placement, and.

- Yeah, wrong-sized bag.

You're going to be there all day.

[Heather panting]

- Right-o, downstairs bathroom done, hallway swept.

Gutters probably good for another week.

Hey, we would hear them if they came home.

And once this hits spin cycle, she'd muffle anything.

14 minutes left on the clock.

- Spin cycle's eight minutes.

We've got until permanent press.

Come on. [groans]

- Shit.

You all right, it's all right?

- Yeah, I'm all right.

- Stop here, mate, on the left please.

Thanks, mate.

See, now I call this an indisputable plus

of neighbor dating.

- I am starting to wonder if you're only in this

for the rideshare benefits.

- So, what now?

- Well, I don't want the night to end.

- Well, you want to maybe come back to mine?

- Actually no.

♪ My heart is home with you

♪ My heart is home with you

- Okay, clear.

- Was that doctor speak?

- Would you like doctor speak?

- Oh, I'm open to anything.

- Okay, come here, stat.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

- Fuck it, I never liked this shirt anyway.

[door knocking]

- Hey. - Hey.

- I just thought I'd let you know that Harry's home.

He's making a lot of happy sounds,

so good signs on the Pete front.

- Hm, come up the stairs to tell me that?

- No, there is something else.

I got a visit with Mia coming up.

- Oh, that's exciting.

- Yeah, yeah.

No, it is.

It's also a bit terrifying.

I tell you what, she really likes you.

After she got home from the hospital

she was telling Bec that she reckons you're funny.

- [laughs] I liked her too.

- Is there any chance you want to join us?

I just thought it might help Mia somehow

having someone else to talk to

in case I, you know, don't make any sense.

- You sure she wouldn't rather just hang out with you?

- Oh, that's the thing.

I don't know.

Ever since my little tango with the Spanish dancer,

I reckon there's no time to stuff about.

You know, you got to get as much exposure

to your favorite people as you can.

- I'll think about it.

- All right, cheers.

- Hey, where do you think you're going?

[slow music]

[door banging]

- I can confirm, that was policeman Pete

transiting from the bedroom to the bathroom

wearing one of Harry's cricket T-shirts.

Oh. [vocalizes]

- What are you doing?

- Just--

- Breakfasting.

- Oh, that's funny.

Because I don't believe we've ever

all breakfasted at the same time.

[footsteps thudding]

Okay, if you could all just stay cool please

and avoid any inappropriate anything.

- Morning.

- Oh, hey. - Morning.

- Hello. - Morning.

- Hazza, here it comes.

- He just does this ever since the surgery.

- It's a version of love.

- I kind of liked it. [laughs]

- I'll show ya. - Okay.

- Boom, boom--

- But you don't have to.

[men laughing]

- [Manju] Hello, anybody home?

- Mum.

You have a key?

- I had one cut.

Who has the time to knock?

- You didn't say you were coming over.

- Perhaps I'm here to visit Elizabeth.

- Are you? - No.

Who are you? - I'm--

- This is Pete, Mum, one of our neighbors.

- Ah, and you go for India.

- Yeah, I'm a big fan.

- Right, you ready for the test?

Harpreet and I watch it together.

- Oh, great.

- Some feel Dhoni was a better captain than goalie.

But I love Virat's fighting spirit.

What do you think?

- I agree.

- So who's your favorite player?

- Oh, I love that guy, Shar, Shar--

- Sachin Tendulkar?

- [Pete] That's the one, yeah.

- Ah, Sachin Tendulkar, he's lovely.

But he hasn't played in a long while.

You must update your choices.

So, Peter, how do you know everybody?

- Like I said, Mum, he's one of our neighbors.

- He's also a police officer.

- Oh, police, what's wrong?

- Nothing.

He's consulting us about our security systems

after the last break-in.

- I could use a new security system for my house too.

Since Harpreet left me I feel very unsafe.

- Well I know come good companies, can give you some names.

- [Manju] Thank you, lovely.

- Right, leave you guys to it.

- I might walk Pete out.

- [Pete] No, it's fine, talk later.

- He's so handsome. - Mm.

- But a bit young for you, Elizabeth.

- I'm so sorry.

Would you believe me if I told you

that's not the most awkward first encounter

someone's had with my mother?

- She doesn't know you're gay?

- I'm sorry.

Everything was just going so well

and your mum sounded so amazing.

I'm going to tell her soon.

- No, Harry, it's got to be for your own sake.

- We're watching the test today

and I'm going to do it then.

- [Pete] Oh, your shirt.

- Thanks.

Mum would actually be devastated if I wasn't wearing it, so.

Maybe after I've told her you could help me recover

with copious amounts of wine,

maybe a quick fossick through my medical dictionary.

- Just please be honest with me, even if it's difficult.

And yeah, I could probably manage the wine.

[slow music]

And bring your dictionary.

[man clearing throat]

- [Woman] You worked on the Chambers divorce?

- [Liz] I led the team, yeah.

- Wow.

Wasn't that a record breaker?

- I can't say, but I think it's public knowledge

that Tessa Chambers is living very comfortably in Mallorca.

[all laughing]

- You realize mostly we draw up wills,

arrange power of attorney.

- We sort out some disputes, but when it comes to litigation

we tend to refer to other firms.

- Yes, of course.

Well, I actually started in estate law,

so this is a real back to my roots move.

Also, I just think it's so important

that we're 100% honest.

- Of course.

- I was actually declared bankrupt recently.

- Oh, I see.

- Right.

- I mean, in terms of this position

there'd be little to no impact,

aside from the fact that I'm likely

to be particularly dedicated.

[all laughing]

- Right, right.

Thanks for telling us that.

[slow music]

- Any other questions?

No, it was wonderful, it was perfect,

couldn't believe their luck.

Until I came clean about my situation.

- [Harry] Do you have to say it up front?

- [sighs] Technically yes and legally, possibly ethically.

- [Harry] [sighs] Are you still there?

- Yes.

- I just wanted to let you know that I am in my car,

parked outside Mum's, and it's gonna happen.

I'm telling her.

- Oh my God.

Right now? - Yeah.

- Oh, oh.

Um, where do you want me?

Um, nearest bar, outside the window?

- Oh, I'll just call you after, okay?

- I feel like I'm going to cry.

- [Harry] No don't, don't cry.

- What are you wearing?

- My cricket T-shirt.

We're watching the test.

- [Liz] Oh, it's beautiful.

Shall we rehearse?

- Absolutely not.

- I do your mother so well.

- [Harry] No, you do not.

- Come on, Harpreet.

- Liz, stop.

How many times do I have to tell you?

It's racist.

- Is it though?

- Even asking that is racist.

- How do you feel?

[slow music]

- I don't know.

- [Liz] She really loves you, Harry.

- Yeah, but it's not just her.

She'll be up against the aunties.

Put it this way, I don't think

I'll be going to Diwali again.

- [Liz] No, you will.

And if not, you know, I will fly us both to India

for Diwali first class.

- You're bankrupt.

- You will have to cover the first year,

but we are going to stay in a five star hotel,

we'll ride the elephants.

- [Harry] Such a stereotype.

- We'll look at the real fireworks,

none of the crappy sparklers in backyards.

- Okay, I'm going to do it.

- I love you, Harry.

I love you.

- I love you too.

[doorbell ringing]

- What are you doing ringing the doorbell to your own home?

The neighbors will think I've disowned you.

[quirky music]

Come on in.

- Okay, Mum.

Just before we sit down--

- I've got a very special surprise for you.

- Oh, Mum, I'm really not hungry.

Please just sit--

- Come out, dear.

- Hey, Harry.

- Prisha's here to watch the cricket with us.

Meteorologist, single, over 30,

and she thinks it's your idea.

Go on, go on.

- [Commentator] Jefferson continues.

[crowd cheering]

- [Commentator] Right off the middle of the bat.

Beautiful strike of the ball--

- I made this saag today.

It's Harpreet's favorite.

Try it.

- I'd love to.

- How's it?

- Fantastic.

- Ah, I don't like to say this

but it's better than your mum's, yeah?

- Absolutely.

- Mum, don't you want to watch the cricket?

- No, no, no, I don't want to be an intrusion.

- [Commentator] Couldn't ask for better conditions.

Marsh is on the attack.

A bounce and misses it, no no.

- Thanks for inviting me.

- Oh, that's...

Thanks for coming.

- How's work?

My mum says you're a fully-fledged surgeon now.

- He's very successful.

Six figures is all I'm saying.

- I'm so sorry.

- Don't be.

My mum's much worse.

Her favorite dinner activity

is to criticize my life choices.

At least your mum's adoring.

- That's one word for it.

So how's work for you?

You're a meteorologist?

- Yeah.

It's good.

A lot of travel, but I enjoy it.

- Ah, your jobs will not keep you warm at night.

- At least as a meteorologist

you'd be prepared for the cold.

- [laughs] Such a wit.

Just like his father, just like his father.

- Prisha, do you actually like the cricket?

- I was forced to watch it as a kid

and it honestly puts me to sleep.

- Do you want to go out and get a drink?

- [laughs] Of course, of course,

please enjoy your time out together.

I'll text you the scores.

- Look, Prisha, you're a lovely girl.

And in another life you would definitely

be my woman of choice.

But--

- You're seeing a white chick?

- No.

Well, I am seeing someone.

But definitely not a white chick.

Actually, they are white,

but not so much female.

- You're gay. - Yes.

That's what I'm trying to say, thank you.

- I knew a handsome single doctor

who wasn't a prick was too good to be true.

- I feel awful for wasting your time.

- It's okay.

The combined force of our mothers--

- Oh my God, terrifying. - Right?

[Harry laughing]

Oh God.

My mum's going to think this was my fault.

- [Harry] No.

- Oh, she will.

- No, don't worry about that.

I fully intend to come out to Mum soon.

- Seriously?

[slow music]

- Yes.

- Sorry, just none of the family friends

have done that before.

They seem to move overseas and not return.

- I've considered that on many occasions.

But like you said, Mum loves me, so she'll find a way.

- I didn't say that.

Sorry, I mean, hopefully yeah.

I hope she's capable of that.

[mid-tempo music]

- This is not at all a reflection

of your own interior design skills, Mrs Creighton,

which by the way, I love.

But the problem is not all buyers

have your refined taste, so--

- This has got nothing to do with--

- Shoot.

- Please, you're acting ridiculous.

- I'm so sorry, Mrs Creighton,

I'm going to have to call you back.

- Could I have a word please?

- [Lachlan] Mel.

- Is everything okay?

- [Mel] I just wanted to say congratulations.

- Sorry? - Mel.

- You got there in the end.

- [Ainsley] Where?

- Don't touch me.

My life for the past six months has been a horror movie

where my husband has been stalked by a pug-nosed redhead.

- She's not pug-nosed.

- I'm not doing anything with Lachlan.

- I hope you're proud of yourself.

- Not really.

I deeply apologize for my history with Lachlan,

but I can assure you that I've moved on.

- Says the girl who bought a whole house with him.

- There's someone else, okay?

There's someone special and I'm focused on him now.

- How'd you get him, co-invest in a superyacht?

See you at home.

- [sighs] I am so sorry about that.

Clearly Mel and I have a couple of issues right now.

- Right.

- I just was honest with her about some feelings

I have for someone else, not you.

- Lachlan, I don't need to know,

and you should probably.

- Okay.

I didn't realize you were seeing someone.

[slow music]

- Well, now you do.

[rock music]

Where's Ben?

- I think in his room listening to terrible music.

- Mm-hm, and the others?

- Don't know about Heather.

Don't think she's home.

Harry's at his mother's.

As far as I know I'm the only one here.

Why don't I conduct business in my room,

or maybe I need,

I'll have a third workout in the garage.

- Ben.

- [Ben] Yeah?

- Ben, you in there?

- Yeah.

- Would you mind if we had a chat?

- Yeah, Ains, no worries.

Just give us a sec, will ya?

[head thudding]

- [Ainsley] I can come back.

- No, it's fine, Ains.

[dog barking]

[Heather grunting]

Sorry, Ains, coming.

Ains, sorry to keep you waiting.

- Could we just, could I come in?

- Yeah.

Do you want to sit down?

- Yeah, ooh.

- All right.

Ooh. - Ooh.

So I need to tell you something.

It's a bit uncomfortable for me, maybe for you too.

Sorry.

- It's all right.

- I know we have some pretty strict house rules

about not complicating things with romance.

- Look, I got to stop you there, Ains.

I've never been sold on those rules.

- Really?

- Yeah, if something happens, it happens, you know?

- I agree.

I mean, it's better to just be honest, right?

- Yeah, totally, totally.

[both laughing]

- Totally.

Which is why I need to tell you

that I have feelings for you.

- Mate, I'm seeing someone.

- I didn't realize.

- Well no, it's only early days.

I mean, we haven't even told anyone.

But it might be serious.

- Oh wow, I'm sorry.

- No, no, don't apologize.

I mean, if I wasn't, you know how much I love you,

or how much I care about you.

I mean, any bloke would be lucky to be with--

- It's okay. - No.

No, hey, Ains.

Ains, you gotta talk to me.

- It's fine. - You gotta talk to me.

- I think I just needed to say it, and now I have.

[slow music]

And I actually feel much better, lighter.

I think that maybe I just needed to release it.

Can we not mention this to anyone?

- [Ben] Yeah.

- Just forget it ever happened.

No but Ains, Ains.

That kind of thing takes guts and, I mean,

you can do way better than me.

- Oh.

- Yeah, Ains, yeah, you actually can.

- Thank you.

[Ben sighing]

- You haven't told her.

- There were complications.

A third party was involved.

But there's another day of the test

and I'm absolutely going to tell--

- Why don't you just take the time you need?

Sorry, I just...

Look, I've had this before,

an ex who was always on the brink of coming out.

And I just, I can't, I can't do it again.

- What, so that's it then?

[slow music]

No, you might struggle to believe this

but I am going to tell her, tomorrow.

- And if that happens, you know where I live.

- I do.

- What you saw earlier.

- So this is happening?

We're talking about this?

- Well, I suppose you wouldn't believe me

if I told you I'd been dabbling in parkour?

- What's parkour?

- Something my boys watch on YouTube.

- Okay, sure.

Let's go with that.

- Look, you were very clear about the house rules.

No sleeping with housemates--

- I don't give a fuck about the house rules.

- Well clearly I owe you an explanation.

- No need for full disclosure.

- Okay.

[quirky music]

[Heather panting]

- I have to tell you something--

- Oh fuck!

- Sorry.

I've been avoiding you a bit.

I think because I know exactly what you'll say.

But now I just need to hear it.

- Oh God, is this a Lachlan thing?

What's he done this time?

- [laughs] No.

But it is remarkably similar territory.

I have feelings for Ben.

Had, have.

I actually backed myself and told him.

He wasn't interested.

Of course he wasn't.

But yeah.

So I need you to hit me with it with both barrels.

Come on, I broke the house rules and I fell again

for a guy who is apparently in love with someone else.

- What?

Did he say that? - Mm-hm.

[slow music]

Did you know? - No.

- In my defense, I did compress the self-torture

from five years to well, only a few weeks.

Which shows some progress, doesn't it?

- Well yeah, that's definitely progress.

- [Woman] You have six new messages.

[phone beeping]

- [Manju] Was it a wonderful night with Prisha?

It was so lov--

[phone beeping]

Please call me.

Prisha has also not called her mother yet.

[phone beeping]

Harpreet, I did not get much sleep.

I'll have a sleep now.

[phone beeping]

I cannot sleep.

Harpreet, your father's smiling down on you.

I can just--

- [Harry] I didn't give myself a choice.

We were winning the test.

She'd be onto her fourth sherry.

Circumstances would never be better.

- [Commentator] Going into the 43rd over.

- Mum, it's just me.

- [Commentator] That's a six for sure, that's huge.

[Harry sighing]

- Wish me luck, Papaji.

- [Commentator] The second ball and Dhoni's hit another six.

- Mum.

[slow suspenseful music]

Mum.

[dramatic music]

Mum, can you hear me?

[Manju groaning]

I need an ambulance.

It's my mum, I think she's had a stroke.

[slow music]

♪ The walls go up

♪ And the walls come down

♪ I've clearly lost hope come true ♪

♪ There's something inside

♪ It knows my fears

- Is she okay?

- We don't know.

I think I left the oven on at her house.

She was cooking and I just--

- Don't worry about that, we'll take care of that.

- Dr. Sethi, your mother has had a stroke.

It's lucky you found her when you did.

But we need to do a number of tests and scans

before we get a true sense

of what her recovery will look like.

- I don't know what to do.

- Be here, that's really all you can do.

[slow music]

Do you have any immediate family you can call to help?

- No, it's just me.

- Okay, we'll update you as soon as we can.

[birds chirping]

- Hey, have you got a sec?

- Ah, yes, yeah, I'm all yours.

- What I'm about to say may feel inconsistent

with my recent behavior.

We can't do this anymore.

- Right, this is about Ainsley.

- Look, it's so complicated

I can't even explain it to myself.

You are,

you'll probably never understand

how much this arrangement has done for me.

- Look, if this is a version of mates before dates,

isn't there a right of way,

a first in, first served type thing?

- Yeah, it's not just that.

- Yeah, I understand.

It's complicated with Ainsley, I get that.

But don't you think it's worth it?

- I just don't think I'm feeling what you're feeling.

[slow music]

- Right.

Really?

- We both knew this wasn't a long-term thing.

- Hey?

Yeah, I didn't know that.

- Well you do now.

- [Lachlan] Ains.

- Not a good time.

- What's wrong?

- [Ainsley] Nothing.

- Look, if this is about the mean Mel situation,

I've talked to her.

Well, I've sent her several messages.

- As hard as it may be for you to believe,

this has nothing to do with you or your wife.

- Well then something is definitely wrong.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, Ains.

We used to be completely honest with each other.

- Actually, no.

Whatever was going on with whatever it was,

it was never honesty.

- That's confronting.

- I don't care.

- Well then, can I be completely honest with you right now?

I lied to you yesterday, and to Mel.

I don't have feelings for someone else.

It's you, Ains.

[slow music]

I just keep thinking about us and what an idiot I was.

I just, I never knew how you felt.

All these years, I swear, if you just told me.

And I know I shouldn't be saying any of this

because you've got another bloke now and I respect that.

- Good, you should.

Anything else?

Then why are you still here?

[machine beeping]

- Who was that?

- No one, just the others.

They've picked up the key

and they're on the way to your mum's.

Is there anyone else you want me to contact, maybe Pete?

- I need you to ease up on the Pete thing.

- Okay, but it might be a good idea

just to let him know what's going on.

He really cares about you.

- Liz, it's not going to happen.

- I know it's been an unimaginably shitty day.

- Pete doesn't want to be with anyone who's not out,

which is totally understandable.

But that's not me.

- [Liz] It will be.

- It really might not be, and that's gotta be okay.

She could die.

I can't be the one to break her.

- Okay, well, I'm not suggesting--

- If I never tell her, that's gotta be okay.

- Of course.

[door creaking]

- Dr. Sethi, your mother is starting to become responsive.

- Mum, Mum, can you hear me?

You're in hospital.

You've had a stroke.

♪ On and on the strain

♪ Beauty from afar

♪ Help is on its way

- You probably don't remember anything,

but it will start coming back to you.

[Manju groaning]

Don't speak, it's okay.

♪ Beauty from afar

♪ Help is on its way

♪ I know you love to fall

♪ On and on the strain

♪ Beauty from afar

- You're going to be okay, Mum.

I'm not going anywhere, okay?

I love you, and I'll be here 100% of the way.

♪ I know you love to fall

♪ I know you love to fall

♪ I know you love

- [Narrator] Next time on "Five Bedrooms."

♪ Happy Birth

- It's tomorrow, Colin.

- I know that.

- Every time I turn around, there you are.

- Well, I live here and I'm currently unemployed, so.

- Maybe you need to lower

your standards and try a little harder.

- I can't remember if you're supposed

to swipe left or right.

But I accidentally matched with Colin.

Oh, you didn't know he was dating.

- I've decided that what I want for my birthday

is to pretend it's not my birthday.

- [All] Surprise!

- If I had told you how I felt all those years ago,

how would you have reacted?

[upbeat music]