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- Oh, no, no, no.

Just a little bit of regrouping, consolidation, optimizing.

Six months on two conditions, no more surprises and no sex.

- Ains is the mastermind behind the whole idea.

She saved my life.

- You're having one of your episodes, aren't you?

Vis-a-vis Ben?

- I think I might be better placed

just avoiding him for a bit.

- You're confused.

You're overwhelmed.

Yeah.

You've got a lot of drugs in your system.

- I like you, Heather.

And I think I'm gonna kiss you again.

["Flower Duet" by Leo Delibes]

- [Liz] Once upon a time, home was a sanctuary to me.

It was a place of calm and perfect order.

Entering the house felt like stepping into a very elegant,

slow-moving Scandinavian movie.

My husband traveled nine months of the year,

and on a balmy night with a pinot grigio

on my outdoor setting, it was possible to believe

other people didn't exist at all.

In the living arrangement I found myself in,

coming home was more like going through an assault course,

a Tough Mudder course, in high heels.

- We've been robbed.

- Your TV's gone.

It's my fault.

- The police are asking for a serial number?

- I don't know.

- I'm so sorry, I just didn't know how to use that alarm.

- Is there any way you can find it?

- Not right now.

- [Harry] Not right now.

- It was ultra HD wasn't it?

- Yes yes.

Sorry, sorry.

- It'll only take a minute.

So, Ben keeps asking me to go with him

to a pawn shop to look for the TV.

Could you go?

- I have to get back to work.

- I'm just try to maintain some distance from him

and I think it's working.

- Ains, I'm very late.

Also, I don't care, and I have too much respect for you

to pretend that I do.

- Can we all make sure nothing else is missing?

The police will be here soon.

- I can't stay.

I'm sorry, I have an appointment I can't cancel.

- Hey.

Is everything okay?

- Yeah, fine.

I wasn't fine.

- [Male] The bottom line is you have been declared bankrupt.

- I don't see how that's possible.

- Well, you have failed to make the last two,

sorry, three payments, so the sequestration order

was filed this morning.

- No, no, no, no, no.

Someone's obviously failed to update something.

- You are required by law to inform

your employer of your bankruptcy.

It's up to their discretion whether or not

they continue to employ you.

Your vehicle and your property may be sold.

- No, that property, that's...

That's actually co-owned with four other investors.

- Well, that's irrelevant.

I'll need to make an appointment to inspect it.

- That was purchased well after the divorce.

- Also irrelevant.

- Surely four innocent people shouldn't be

penalized for my--

- What's the address?

[upbeat music]

[knocking at door]

- Hello, neighbor.

Pete.

The telly.

From number 58?

I believe there's been a robbery?

- You're a police officer.

- Yes, I'm a police officer.

You rang about a missing television?

- Yeah, yes, it's...

Come on through.

- All right, and you have accounted for

all other valuables, yeah?

Jewelry?

Electronics?

- Yeah, pretty sure it's just the TV.

Nothing in mine's worth taking.

I don't think.

- And there is just the four of you here, right?

Four singles?

- Sorry?

- Four singles?

In the house?

- Oh, no, there's...

- Harry's single.

- No.

I am single, actually.

That's correct.

But also there are five of us, including Liz,

the owner of the television.

- Just excuse me for a sec.

- All right, I am afraid that there is not

a lot more that I can do right now,

but it is definitely worth having a chat

with the neighbors.

[phone rings]

- So sorry.

- Our street has a very active Neighborhood Watch.

Military-grade. [phone rings]

[laughing]

- What?

- [Ben] Oi, just come in my room.

- What's happening?

- Oh, you know.

You've got eyes.

- For what?

- Ssh, ssh.

Just the vibe, just hang in here, relax, you know.

Gotta give 'em space.

- Who?

- Harry!

And the copper.

You saw the way he was looking at him.

Pete's gay, right?

- Yeah, I mean, I try not to assume,

but, yeah, I suspect he might be.

Yeah!

[laughs]

You know, we should probably get back.

- All right, you'll find your reference number

top of the page, for insurance purposes.

And if you think of anything else or have any questions.

- Okay, good.

I don't think I'll think of anything, but it's good.

- Well, if you do, you know where I live.

[laughs]

- Thank you, Officer.

- I'll show you out.

- Yep.

- Wait two hours, call that number,

ask the man out for a refreshing beverage.

- God, Ben!

He was just doing his job.

- He wants to get on the job with you, my friend.

An officer and a gentleman.

- Just because two gay people are in each other's eye line

does not guarantee physical attraction.

- You haven't said anything to Ains, have you,

about our little situation?

- Which part of we both take this to our graves

did you not understand?

- Still thinking about it, though,

aren't you?

- Afternoon.

Look, sorry to bother you both.

I'm just letting everyone know that we've been burgled.

- That's no good!

Have you told Marty?

- [Heather] Not yet, why?

- He's the appointed president of the Neighborhood Watch.

He likes to think he runs a tight ship.

- He doesn't.

[chuckling]

What?

- Sorry.

It's just a private joke.

Something Heather did.

- For Christ's sake.

Look, you know, if you think of anything,

just give us a call.

- Yeah, sure.

- I don't know if what you're doing is performance art

or some kind of cruel joke, but it's gotta stop.

- [Liz] As a lawyer, you train your brain

to stare down a crisis.

I was staring down my own crisis,

but my brain was not cooperating.

- The fact is even the most rigorous

security systems have holes.

Think of 9/11.

- I don't think we could compare it to 9/11.

- [Harry] Pretty good TV, though.

- I don't want to point any fingers.

- Well what are you looking at me for?

- You know why.

- Oh, not this again.

I took three fucking lemons in 2012!

- Ah!

Liz, welcome.

Grab a seat anywhere you like.

- What's happening?

- A Neighborhood Watch meeting.

Marty felt it was important.

- Look, I'm sorry about your TV.

The thought of you all sitting around here of an evening

with no entertainment, it just kills me.

- Oh, it's really not your fault.

- No, it is my fault, I am the big cheese.

I'm the president and I have failed you.

- You haven't failed us, mate!

- Can it wait?

- I did, and I feel sick about it!

I'm gonna be doing double patrols this evening.

- Oh, no, no, no, that's really not necessary.

No, I took the television.

- Why would you steal your own TV?

- I didn't.

I relocated it.

- Where?

- Why?

- Why did you let us call the cops?

- I can explain.

- Well, I take back what I said earlier.

Some systems are impenetrable,

and that's what we've got here.

Heh?

With this breaking news, I think we can wind up the meeting,

squeeze in a spritzer before the early evening patrol.

- Off we go.

Thank you for coming, it's been great.

- Cheers.

- Really sorry. - No problem.

- Not a problem.

- Lovely to see you.

- Sorry, sorry.

- Leopards cannot change their spots, Val!

- [Val] Oh, not this again!

- Why didn't you say something?

- Where is the TV?

- I'm so sorry.

- I was on the phone to the insurance company

for three hours.

I gave myself an Alzheimer's early detection test.

- I sincerely apologize.

I should've mentioned that my television

is one of my items that I've re-consolidated.

- Re-consolidated?

- She sold it.

Do you need money?

- No!

I have everything under control.

I mean, I am just re-evaluating some assets.

I mean, I have the matter well in hand.

I'm deeply sorry for any unnecessary alarm

that it may have caused.

- It's okay.

Ah, we should call the police.

- No, I can handle that.

- Harry can handle that, in person.

The cop is neighbor Pete, Pete Portelli.

You should've seen the way he was looking at this bloke.

- Not now, Ben.

You have never re-consolidated anything in your life.

What the fuck is going on?

- Obviously, I planned to seamlessly replace

the television with a slightly smaller one in the garage,

but I was frazzled and I ran out of time.

It's been a hell of a day.

- Well that in no way answers my question.

Look, Liz.

If you need a loan.

- Jesus Christ, Harry.

- All you have to do is ask.

- Okay, I...

[laughs]

I appreciate your concern, but it is not warranted.

I am on top of this.

Okay?

[knocking on door]

Hi!

Thanks for squeezing me in.

- [Edwina] Look, I do have to be in court at 10:00, so...

- I just have a situation that I need to make you aware of.

- Is everything all right?

- Yes.

I'm sorting it out now, and I think I'm probably

already through the worst of it.

I'm facing bankruptcy.

- Liz!

How?

- Let's just say that,

Stuart had some overly ambitious plans,

most of which he didn't disclose to me

and none of which came to fruition, obviously.

Quite the opposite.

But I am consolidating and downsizing.

- You do realize what this means

from the firm's perspective?

It's unthinkable for an associate to be declared bankrupt.

- Edwina, I understand that this is

a highly unusual situation, but given my history

with the firm, I hope that my position is secure.

- All I can say is that I'm gonna have to

raise this with the other partners immediately.

- So Liz moved the TV and didn't tell anyone?

- Yeah.

I probably could've said that in the call, but I thought...

Well, actually, I mean, I was driving past and...

Well I'm so sorry to have wasted your time.

- Oh, it's not a worry.

So, was that everything?

- Well, actually...

It's a slightly separate thing, completely unconnected.

- It's common to feel unsettled after a crime experience,

even one that turns out to be a false alarm.

It's very normal to have feelings of vulnerability.

- Yes.

That does make sense, doesn't it?

Hey, thank you for your time.

- Harry!

Do you wanna grab a drink tonight?

- [Officer] Sit down, mate.

- [Male] I am sitting down!

- [Officer] Sit down.

- [Male] Get off me!

- Yes.

- [Male] Jesus!

- Yeah?

- Yes, please.

I should probably let you...

- Yeah. [chuckles]

- I'll be in touch.

- [Pete] Got this?

- [Ben] So, no sex, ever?

- [Heather] Yep.

- Come on!

What if we were the last two people on Earth?

- Nah.

- So you'd let all of humanity die out, would you?

- Yep.

- What if this wasn't a house rule?

'Cause it was really Liz's rule.

- It's not the rule, Ben.

I've just shut up shop.

And it's not just you.

No-one is gonna be seeing me naked

in any circumstances ever again.

I mean I couldn't work with anything

less than total blackout.

- They've got these blackout blinds.

They'll even come and fit 'em to your room.

- It couldn't be at home.

I mean, it'd have to be at least 20Ks

from anyone I've ever met in my life.

- Anything else?

- Well, you know, I'd have to be drunk.

I mean, you know, messy, no-memory drunk.

So would the fool trying to have a crack,

he'd have to be more drunk than me.

- Why would he have to be drunk?

- All right, well, that kind of rookie question

tells me you've got no idea what you're dealing with.

This is barbaric.

It's half the size my TV back at home.

- [Ainsley] You didn't come here to watch television.

- Sorry, sorry to interrupt.

I have my financial advisor coming over

for a visit in a while, just to go through some business,

but it's a slightly delicate conversation, so...

- You're kicking us out now?

- Oh, no, no, no.

Not unless you don't have a reason to leave the house.

- We can be quiet.

- He's actually a little bit more than an advisor.

There's a bit of a romantic interest there.

- Hang on!

How long's this been on the cards?

- Oh.

Not long.

- Say no more.

Well I'm up for a movie, if you ladies would care to join?

- Nah.

- Heather?

- You know, it would help me to charm my gentleman caller

if I don't have an audience.

- You're paying.

And I'm not seeing anything with a Chris in it.

- Done.

I'll just have a quick shower.

- I'm sorry!

You won't know I'm here.

I just, I need to avoid seeing movies with him at this time,

or looking at him, speaking to him.

Just having any interactions with him at all.

- Oh!

Trevor, hello.

Hi!

- [Trevor] This is a very substantial property!

- [Liz] Oh, it's not as big as it looks,

but if you'd like to come through.

- Is that your vehicle?

- Er, yes, it is.

But I have some other assets that I'm very,

very keen to show you if you'd like to come through.

- [Trevor] If I can just grab...

- [Ben] I'd just like to point out this lodging.

20.4Ks from home.

- Very funny.

Bravo!

Hurry up, I wanna get a choc-top before we get in.

- Also, all other housemates' whereabouts are accounted for,

so we've got the perfect alibi.

Also,

optional disguises.

There you go.

- When did you have time to--

- I didn't really have a shower.

I mean, just now.

I had one this morning.

Absolutely happy to have another one.

- You know what you've forgotten?

- Eh?

- The daylight.

[laughs]

- Well, would they help?

Ah, it's all right.

Knew you'd say no, I just thought it might make you smile.

- Look, I'm happy to sit in this car

and have a beer with you,

but I'm not going into that motel today or any day.

- [Ainsley] Harry!

- [Harry] What?

- To your knowledge, is Liz engaged in a flirtation

with her financial person?

- What?

- [Trevor] I'm only looking at items over $1,000.

- Oh, no, this is 3,000.

It's custom.

And this one would be twice that at least, it's Manichevski.

The rug, the rug, it's hand-woven by monks, or swamis,

I'm not quite certain about the precise religious entity,

but I know that I could get a good price for it.

- Yeah, rugs don't sell on the second-hand market.

- I'm more than happy to arrange the resale.

I just, I can't risk the house.

- At the scale of debt we're looking at--

- Sorry.

Liz, can we have a word?

- Trevor, I'm so sorry.

These are my housemates.

- Harry Sethi, co-owner.

- Trevor Hobbs, court-appointed trustee.

- I can explain.

- Can I ask, what's this about risking our house?

- It's an evolving situation.

- Are you both co-owners?

- We are, yes.

- [Liz] I can pop out and have a word--

- Is our house at risk?

- I'd go further.

Given the current circumstances,

I'd say your house will very likely have to be sold.

- [Ben] Tell you what, that didn't even touch the sides.

- Well, that was a bit of fun.

Good on ya.

- So, we're off, then?

- Yep.

I might keep the sunnies.

- Really?

Are you sure?

[sighs]

- Ben, listen to me.

You're in your prime, mate.

You're gainfully employed,

you've still got a full head of hair.

You can have your pick of women.

Gorgeous ones, young ones with fake tits,

whatever you want.

- See, I don't want fake.

I want you.

And when I had my little meet your maker moment,

that made me think, you know, life is short.

And when you find this kind of connection,

you gotta have a crack.

You know, we're here for a good time, not a long time.

- See you had it with the connection business

and then you just ruined it!

Look, for what it's worth,

you're a good egg, and a reasonable kisser.

- You see, that, that there, that's what I love.

I love how you turn things around

and make other people feel good about themselves.

- I do not.

- Yeah, you do.

[horn honks]

Sorry.

Good?

- No, still too bright.

No, over there.

No.

Further.

- Really?

- Further! - Really?

Yes!

Yeah, okay, that's good.

That's good.

[thud]

[groaning]

- No, I'm good, I'm good.

Just keep talking, will you?

- What do you want me to say?

- Don't care, I just need to find your face.

- Is that your arm?

- No, but thank you for the compliment.

- Okay, okay.

[phone vibrates]

- Don't answer that.

- It might be... - It won't be.

It might be urgent.

- It won't be.

You sure?

- Yeah.

Oh for fucks sake.

Is anyone dying?

- I just wanted to share a bit of good news.

- Could you tell me quickly?

- I've been named employee of the month.

- God, that's great, Col.

I'm really happy for you.

- [Col] Thanks, love, I knew you'd appreciate it.

- Yeah, listen, can I buzz you back?

- Yeah, sure.

Just quickly, I get a plus-one for the dinner.

I was wondering if you'd come with me?

- Yeah, well, look, I have to check the dates

and I just don't have my diary on me.

- No worries, I just...

Are you still gluten-free?

- I was off gluten for about 20 minutes six years ago!

- Thank God.

That was a rough patch, wasn't it?

You were so angry!

- Hanging up, Col!

- You all right?

- No.

It's gone.

- You don't wanna get a breather?

Or a short break?

Or I can go buy us a couple of dozen oysters-

- Oh screw it.

It's back!

- This'll be them.

- Hey.

What's happened?

- Tell them.

- Tell us what?

- What I'm about to say will sound dire,

but it's an evolving situation.

- Liz has been declared bankrupt

and this house might have to be sold.

- What?

- Hey?

- How are you bankrupt?

- Look, my husband, my ex-husband,

made some ill-advised investments, as Harry knows.

- Oh, I had no idea about this.

- But I'm confident that the house won't need to be sold.

- Confident?

- My trustee said that he would consider

letting us keep the house,

providing someone buys out my share.

- In the next 48 hours.

- Who?

One of us?

- Well as I've mentioned, I'm considering multiple options.

I'm so sorry, but I have to get back into work.

- Are you fucking serious?

- You cannot leave now!

- I'm so sorry.

- Liz!

Liz, you told me to always sound

the Liz you're being a total bitch alarm.

I am sounding it at maximum level.

If you leave now, honestly,

I don't know if they're gonna let you back in.

- Got my phone.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

- Obviously, we are sympathetic to your circumstance.

- This is actually more common than you think.

- Oh, thank you.

That's very gracious.

- Bankruptcy is a big word.

It's an intimidating word.

A lot of people don't understand what it means.

We understand.

- I'm glad.

- But, unfortunately, it means instant disqualification.

You're an excellent lawyer, Liz, and terrific fun.

But I'm afraid it's not possible for us to overlook this.

- I see.

Well, thank you both for

extending me these opportunities.

Would it be all right if I emailed the staff, just to--

- I'm afraid not.

[phone rings]

- Ainsley.

- [Ainsley] Hi, Liz!

Have I caught you in the middle of a meeting, or?

- No, it's fine, I can step away.

- [Ainsley] I just wanted to let you know

that we've all had a chat.

- Okay.

- And, well, it's not a certainty,

but Harry might be able to buy out your share.

- Oh, my God!

[sighs]

Oh!

I don't know what to say.

Thank him, obviously.

Is he there?

- No, not right now, no.

And, there is something else, Liz.

Do you think you'll be home soon?

- Tell me now.

- We just think it might be best, in time, if you move out.

Are you there?

- Yes, absolutely, yes.

- I'm so sorry.

- No!

God, don't.

Please, don't apologize.

God, I'm so relieved that you don't have to sell the house.

I should absolutely go.

I'll do it as soon as possible.

- [Ainsley] Liz, really, there's no hurry.

- No, no, no.

I'll come home, I'll come to the house,

and I'll pack up my things and I'll find

an alternative place to stay.

- Just, whenever you--

- [Liz] Thanks so much for the call, Ainsley.

[gentle music]

[phone vibrating]

- [Voicemail] The person you're calling is...

[sighs]

- You all right?

- Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- Oh, I'm just separating her kitchen stuff.

- Heather!

- What?

I'm being thoughtful!

- Looking sharp, mate!

You hanging in there?

- Would you believe I'm supposed to be going

on a date with Pete Portelli in 10 minutes?

I've gotta cancel.

- Don't!

- No, no, no, you can't cancel!

- We just evicted my best friend.

- Harry, put the phone down!

Look, I know it's been a horrific day,

but you're here for a good time, not a long time.

- Wise words!

- Even if I went, I'd be so distracted.

- Look, some of the most successful,

let's call them romantic, encounters I've ever had

are when I've gone in incredibly angry.

- I am also a little concerned that Liz isn't back yet.

- We'll make sure she's okay.

- Could one of you maybe try and call?

- I will.

- Hazza, Hazza.

- [All] Hazza, Hazza, Hazza.

- Okay I'm going!

- Go! - Go!

- Don't do anything I wouldn't do, mate!

- Have fun!

- It is a bit weird that she's not back yet.

I'll call her work.

["Grow" by Laoud]

♪ We're standing still on ground we've broken ♪

- [Liz] I couldn't tell you logically

why I drove back to my old house.

♪ When everything's moving round ♪

- [Liz] All I knew was that if I started

packing up my current home, it'd all be real.

I'd be bankrupt, jobless, and homeless.

♪ We will all grow back again

♪ Ooh ooh ooh

♪ Ooh ooh ooh

- [Liz] I needed to go back to my happy space.

♪ Our breaking hearts

- [Liz] But instead, I'd given myself a front row seat

to the life I'd lost.

♪ When everything's broken

- So, how did you first move to the street?

- Just conventional, with movers?

- Sorry.

I meant when.

- Oh!

Three years.

Actually, almost four now.

- And are you renting or do you own?

Sorry, is that a personal question?

- Yeah, I find that deeply invasive.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

I own.

Or, you know, the bank owns.

[phone chimes]

- Sorry, I've just...

- Oh, yeah, go for it.

Harry, is everything all right?

- I'm so sorry, I know I must seem very distracted.

My housemate, Liz, apparently she's missing.

She got kicked out of the house today,

and apparently, well, Ainsley just found out

she also got the sack, and now she's just gone.

- All right, Harry, not sure if I mentioned this,

but I'm a police officer, at your service, nonetheless.

Okay?

Can you think of anywhere she might have gone?

- [Liz] Hi, you've reached Liz Wendell.

Leave a message and I'll come back to you.

- Liz, pick up.

We're worried.

The others are out looking for you.

Look, Ainsley rang your work, and...

Look, we had no idea you were copping it

so hard on so many fronts.

Just, you know, give us a call or come back?

Or both.

- Ains, I know we're in a real life-and-death

situation here, but, you and I, we are good, aren't we?

- What?

Of course!

- It just feels like things have kind of shifted between us.

- In what way?

- Eye contact is a bit of an issue.

- I don't think so.

- You would tell me, though, would you?

'Cause it would break my heart if

you were sitting on something.

- I might...

I'll just check what her old address is.

Okay, it's number 14.

- That's her car, isn't it?

- Where?

- That one.

- Oh!

That's her purse.

Why would she leave her purse behind?

Liz!

- Whoa, whoa.

She's probably just gone for a walk.

- No, she doesn't walk.

Why did I say all of that to her on the phone?

It should have been face-to-face.

- Ains.

- Who evicts someone over the phone?

- Ains, Ains, Ains, Ains!

Listen, listen, listen.

This is not on you, all right?

Now, whatever's going on with Liz, I'm telling you,

the role that you play in her life, in all our lives,

it's hero.

- I need you to stop talking.

- I can't quite remember the lyrics

to that Mariah Carey song.

You know the one I'm talking about.

That's who you are, Ains.

- God, Ben.

I know we've got some pretty strict house rules, but...

[police siren chirps]

- Evening, folks.

Did you report an intruder?

40-something woman, inebriated,

lying in a children's swingset?

- Jeez.

[melancholic music]

Liz.

- Hey.

Oh, thank God.

- Oh.

What are you doing here?

- Just looking for you.

- Edwina told us you got the sack,

and then you didn't come home!

Thank God!

- That's a beautiful crape myrtle you've got there.

What kind of fertilizer are you using?

- Ben, maybe...

- [Ben] Yeah?

- Yeah.

Okay, one, two, three. - Three.

- Whoo-whoo!

[phone rings]

- Sorry.

Ains?

What's happening?

[sighs]

Great, great.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Yep, I'll see you soon.

She's fine.

She's with Ainsley and Ben.

Thank you.

- I didn't do anything.

- You did.

You put up with me.

- You probably wanna head back home.

- No.

Let's, try and...

Let's get a drink.

- Harry, it's okay.

- No, it's not.

I just, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself

if I didn't at least try and show you a side of me

that isn't, I don't know, borderline insane.

- You didn't seem borderline insane.

You just seemed like you really loved your friends.

And that's a lot rarer than it should be.

[gentle music]

- Oh, oh.

- [Harry] I'm so sorry.

- What are you apologizing for?

- I didn't pick up.

Our sacred deal, we always answer the phone.

- I'm...

No, I'm the guilty party, and I'm sorry.

I made a series of seriously poor choices

and I didn't have any lunch, and I had a--

- You can't leave.

I'll buy you out, but you can be my tenant

and you can pay me back when you're on your feet.

- Thank you, no, no.

It wouldn't be fair to the others.

- I'm with Hazza.

I think we jumped the gun.

You're a foundation member of the house, sacred council.

You get a second chance.

- Yeah, I'm so sorry, Liz.

I've been feeling sick about it all day.

- Look, I was angry.

And I'm still feeling a lot of feelings.

But no-one is ending up homeless on my watch.

- I honestly thought that I could, you know,

dig my way out before you even noticed.

I'm so ashamed.

- Liz, the entire time we've been friends,

I've been an adult man living with his mother.

There's no shame here.

- I'm bankrupt and I'm divorced.

- Oh, please!

I'm separated, I'm drowning in debt

and I'm still responsible for my utterly useless sons.

And, I haven't been able to sneeze

with any confidence in over a decade.

This is a house of utter humiliation and, to be honest,

up until this moment, you never quite fit.

But for better or for worse, you do now.

Go unpack your boxes.

- I didn't pack any boxes.

- Sorting, I was just sorting.

- You okay?

- This rug will have to be sold.

Would you please lie on it with me?

- I think I'm going to introduce another alarm

into the relationship.

- Liz, you're being a self-destructive fuckwit alarm.

- No.

The Harry, I'm struggling and I need help alarm.

You always had it.

- I know.

But I just couldn't tell you.

- Why?

- Oh, God.

'Cause I'm...

I'm the one who always figures things out.

I'm the one who forges through.

And I'm the one who has a plan B.

Always.

- Well, you should give yourself more credit,

'cause you do have a plan B.

Me.

- [Announcer] Next time on Five Bedrooms.

- Oh, you're off early today.

Something exciting on?

- Actually, I've got a date.

- I just wanted let you know that Ben and I

are rostered on to clean this week

and I'm gonna take this opportunity to say something to him.

Ben!

- I am parked outside Mum's and it's gonna happen.

I'm telling her.

- Right now?

[doorbell rings]

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