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[echoing shouts]

♪ In yo face
Smash through the glass
As the fireworks blast♪

♪ Shaggy the clown Here to murder some ass♪

♪ I be the strangler
Known coast to coast...♪

[woman] The Gathering of the Juggalos.

It's an annual weeklong music festival

for fans of the band Insane Clown Posse.

It's kind of like a fun county fair,

where you could also potentially be stabbed.

This is me. I'm a senior-level VP

at a hedge fund
in New Jersey.

I like Beyoncé and a frisky pinot noir.

I don't belong at this place. I belong at the Admirals Club at JFK.

So, how exactly did I wind up here?

And why am I wearing open-toed shoes at this nightmare carnival?

Because I was trying to do something nice for once.

♪ Something special for you♪

♪ We got you covered, homey♪

♪ Something exclusive
For you♪

[vacuum whirring]

[inhales]

[machine whirring]

[phones ringing]

Hey, Kate? Um, would it be
all right if I left
a little early today?

My brother's moving in with me,
and I want to be there
to help him.

How old is your brother?

Forty-five.

And you're letting him
move back in with you?

Uh...

It's kind of a busy day.
I think I'm gonna
need you here, Barb.

Fine. Well,
if you need me,

I'll be down the hall
getting the cake ready
for Sarah's shower.

There's a cake?

Yeah.
And it's beautiful.

[chuckles]
So, I'll be out
for two months.

Then I'm hiring a live-in,

and I'll be back,
part-time to start,

which should sync with
when the Parsons account
is up and running.

So, I was thinking,
if you guys could prepare
all of the documents--

Oh, you don't have to worry
about the Parsons account.
I took you off of that.

[chuckles]
What?

-I took you off of it.
-Why would you do that?

'Cause you're having a baby.
It doesn't make any sense.

-You're probably not
even coming back.
-I am coming back.

And you can't fire me,
Kate. It's illegal.

I'm not. I'm just saying
your pregnancy is high-risk.

It's considered geriatric.

No one invited you here.

It's a company baby shower.

I can come.
[sighs]

[chatter resumes]

What is this?
Is this Carvel?
It's really good.

It was really good.

Um, excuse me, Kate?
I just wanted
to introduce myself.

Did you think I was being
a bitch in there?

Oh, um,
I don't know.

But I did read
an article about
corporate body language

that said you can get
more people to agree
with you

by opening your arms and torso
while addressing a group.

Like this.

-Who are you?
-Oh, I'm Erin Flemmings.
I'm the new financial analyst.

I just want to say
I think it's so impressive
how quickly you rose to SVP.

-How did you do it?
-By working my ass off
nonstop.

-Oh, okay.
-Also, the guy ahead of me
had to take some time off

'cause his kid
was found hurting dogs
in the neighborhood.

It was sad for Dan,
but it worked out for me.

That's Dan right there.

Just make this job
your only focus.

You're not here
to make friends
or celebrate birthdays,

even if technically
you can't stop other people
from celebrating theirs.

And do not get pregnant,
whatever you do.

Use two condoms
if you have to.

Oh, you're actually
not supposed to use
two condoms.

It's way less effective
than using one.

Well, whatever.
Sarah chose
to have children,

which means she chose
to opt out.

Her career is over.
It's over, whether
she knows it or not.

Oh.

-Hey, girl.
-Fuck you, Kate.

Yeah.

[trash can slams]

That's it.

Good luck.

[bottle squeaks]

Oh, hey, Kate?
I just got word that
the Blackburn pitch

got moved to next week.
Should I e-mail Dan as well?

No, I'm handling that on my own.
Dan's still messed up
from his kid thing.

Oh, also,
your brother called.Tell him I'll call him back.

No, he told me to tell you
you've been saying that
for two weeks now,

and he really needs
to speak to you.Fine, get him on the phone.

He actually, uh...
He said you don't have
to call him back.

But he needs you to go
to his house later.

He told me to tell you
it's important.

-Fine. Get me his address.
-Oka-- You don't know
your brother's address?

No, Barb, I don't,
because he doesn't live with me.

[sighs]

[woman on radio] ...soared more than 600 percent...

[man on radio] ...final hour of the trading day, the S&P 500...

[man] ...and the estimates in herding per share. And in agri--

[woman] ...have climbed six percent, bringing the year to date loss--

[man continues on radio]

[ice tinkling]

[clock ticking][spits liquid]

So, what's up?

Are you and Cheryl
getting a divorce?

I didn't want to say anything,
but I kind of saw it coming.

Nope.
Cheryl and I are doing fine.

Oh, good.

We need you
to watch Maddie.

I'm sorry. Who?

Maddie.
Your niece?

Oh, I would,
but I'm just
really busy right now.

We're kind of going through
a tough time, too, Kate.

Um, Cheryl's mom
is not doing so well.

So, we're driving
to Red Bank today
to move her into hospice.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Is it serious?

Yeah, that's what hospice is.
It is for people who are dying.

But Cheryl's having
a real tough time of it.
So, can you?

We've asked everyone.

We'll be back tomorrow night.

-What about Dad?
-You know Dad can't help.

[Cheryl] Joe? You can't
just leave your towels
in the hamper, okay?

They grow mold.Ah, sorry.

Let me guess.
She's busy.

Hi, Cheryl.Hi.

So sorry to hear
about your mom.

Oh, that's...

Thanks, but we knew
this was coming, so...

Please, Kate.
It's just one night.

No.

[Cheryl] And here's
our cell numbers.
And this is the address

of where we're gonna be
staying tonight, the hotel.

She also has this
Spring Fling dance
on Friday.

So if you could take her
shopping for a dress,
that would be great.

We'll pay you back.
Just nothing over like, $60.

And those things on the list,
she can't eat them, so...

She has allergies?

Oh, no,
they're not allergies.

They're, um,
just sensitivities.

Does she die?

Maybe I should just go
by myself?No.

Sweetie, no.
Kate's got this.
Right?

I, um...

I don't know
what that means.

I'm gonna need you
to say yes or no.

[Kate] Yes.

I will watch...

M... Mad...
Maddie.

-Sorry. I'm sorry.
-Great.

She needs to be picked up
from ballet at 6:00.

Tonight?
Oh, my apartment's
not kid-ready.

It's all
clean lines and--

We were kind of hoping
you could stay here.

You know,
be near Maddie's school.

You want me
to move in here?

Oh, my God! What,
you can't stay here
for one night?

My mother will never live
in her house again!

[door slams]Okay, so you got
our numbers.

If you need anything,
just give us a call.
Okay? You got this.

Uh, we got fajita fixin's
in the fridge. Go nuts.

[door closes]

[dog barks]

[car engine starts]

Ohh.

[sniffs] Ohh. Ohh.

[woman] Oh!

Hi. Hi. Sorry.
You can't do that.

Yeah, when you left
earlier, you left
the garage door up,

and there's a lot
of little kids
running around.

And it's gonna come down
and it's gonna, you know...

It's a death trap, so...
just close it
in the future.

-Okay.
-Yeah, this street
gets really busy.

And people drive so fast.
So we all kind of watch
each other's kids.

Oh, hello. I'm Jill.
Hi. I live right here.

Been here about
four years.

School district...
can't be beat.

You go like,
three towns over,

and it's like
a third-world country.Mm-hmm.

But ours is great,
so that's what matters.

Shh.

Okay. I, um...
If you're staying long,

um, some of the moms
get together,

-do a Wednesday night potluck.
-[phone dings]

-You know, simple stuff.
-Oh, shit.

Wine,
casserole, dip.

Okay.

[tires screech]

[thunder rumbles]
Oh! Shit!
Shit! Shit!

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Shit.[bangs on door]

Closed?

Okay.

[grunts]

[Kate]
Maddie?

I'm your aunt. I'm Kate.

-I know.
-What are you doing?

Karate.

Okay. Let's go.

Bye, Sensei Pete.Later, Maddie.

I'm sorry.
I was late to get her,

and I think she snuck
in here from ballet.

No, she comes in here
every Tuesday.

She's so enthusiastic about it,
I just let her participate.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

Uh, do you have a second?
I'd like you to fill out
an order form

for her to be in the proper
karate attire.
That's okay?

-Oh, no. I'm not her mom.
-That's fine. It'll only
take two seconds.

You know, I just really
don't want to.

So you like
chicken Parm.

Look,
I have a lot going on
at work right now.

So if you leave me alone
to do what it is
that I need to do,

I'll leave you alone
to do...

whatever it is
that you do.

Practice my back kicks.

Sure.

So, what?

You hate ballet,
but your mother
makes you go?

My mom makes me do it,
and I don't want to.

That's what I just said.

They say I need
to have more girlfriends,

that I'm not trying
hard enough, like...

No, I know.
Middle school
is really the worst.

You hated it, too?

I was a...
I was an awkward kid.

But then everything got better,
and you're fine now?

Mm-mm. No.
No, I wouldn't say that.

I'm still not great
in group settings.

I have a habit
of saying things
that everyone is thinking,

but then someone is always
like, "Why did you say that?"

So I'm usually in this place
where I hate myself.

But I still think I'm better
than everybody else, you know?

So, look, you've probably
got a few shit years
ahead of you.

But loser kids
often become
very successful people.

So, you know...

At cheerleading, they put me
at the bottom of the pyramids

and make "moo" sounds
when they climb on me.

What?The noise a cow makes.

No, I know
what noise
a cow makes.

You're not doing that
anymore.

Really?You're not a meat stool.

Have some dignity.

Take control
of your life.

Hi. Yeah, just fill it up.
Thank you.

Can I have money
for snacks?

You just had an entire
chicken Parm meal.

I have to have snacks
Monday through Friday.

I have to have snacks
for school,

snacks for after school,
snacks for TV watching,

snacks for just...
when I feel
like snacking.

I have to have
my snacks.

Okay. Fine.

Just... obey your
food sensitivities.

My what?I don't know.
Just get whatever you want.

[door bell dings]

Yo, I like your style.
You're mad hot.

-What?
-Oh, no disrespect,
little mommy.

I like a girl
who snacks hard.

I eat mad gummies
all day.

Yeah. I like gummies.

What's your name?

Maddie.

What's yours?

Dennis. My friends
all call me Baby Joker.

Cool.

-You like music?
-Yeah.

What kind you like?

All kinds.
I like all of it.

That's cool, that's cool.
You go to concerts?

Yeah, sometimes.

Which ones?

Um... I forget.

That's cool, that's cool.

[cell phone dings]

Oh, shit.

[rings]

Henry?[indistinct chatter]

Hi. Uh-huh. Yeah.

I can have those slides
over to you in an hour.

Yeah.

Them purple ones?Mm-hmm.

There's a story
behind those.
A history.

What's the story?

You notice
how they were gone?
Like, they went extinct?

They were nowhere
to be found?Mm-hmm.

I wrote to the company
for them to restock
the gummies.

Months later,
they're back in store.
That was me.

That was me.Wow.

Yours truly. Baby Joker.
I wrote that.

Yeah. I probably
would've, too.

I was looking
into the future
and I was like,

"Man, one day I'm gonna
have my babies,

and they're
not gonna be able
to have those snacks."

So I was like,
"I'm gonna..."
Oh, thank you.

[Kate] It's so funny.
I was driving, and then
you weren't in the car.

So... don't tell
your mom about this.

[Maddie] Okay.

[cell phone ringing]

[beep]

[cell phone ringing]

Yeah, hi.
What?

Hey, I'm just checking in.
What's going on?

I'm just working
on my presentation.
The pitch got moved up.

I meant with Maddie.
What... What's she doing?

Uh, I don't know. What do you mean? Where is she?

I mean, she's here.
I just don't know
what she's doing.

She's...

[grunting]

She's fighting with trees.

[howls]Oh, now she's pretending
to be a wolf.

Okay, so she's playing.
You can just say
that she's playing.

All right?
You picked her up
from ballet okay?

Yeah. By the way, you're
really throwing your money
down the drain there.

Oh, come on. Don't be mean, Kate. She's there to make friends.

Yeah, I just really think
she'd prefer to make friends
in karate.

Karate? No, she's not into that.

Karate is for boys.

Yeah.
That's ridiculous.

So, Kate, um,
I'm sorry about this.

But actually, we're gonna
need you to stay
just a little bit longer.

Cheryl, I can't do that.
That was not part
of our agreement.

I know.
I understand that, Kate.

But there's just
a lot more to do here
than we thought.

So maybe you could
just stay till the end
of the week maybe

and we could
pick her up on Friday
after the dance?

I mean... no!

[whispers indistinctly]

Hey, Kate?
We don't have a lot
of options here right now.

Okay? Look, I mean,
you know, I wish we did.

I wish I could just
wave a magic wandJoe...

and make Memaw feel better,
but I can't, okay?

[crying] Cheryl's really having a hard time with all this.

We're...
We're begging you, okay?

Will you please take Maddie
for just a few more days?

We are moving
a lifetime of memories here
in this house!

Okay, just stop.
Just stop! It's all right.

Joe, I'll watch her.

Thank you, Kate.
Thank you.

I gotta go.

All right,
you take a break.
Go take a break.

Aah!Honey!

It's mymom!

Your parents
aren't coming home
until Friday.

So that means
I'm gonna need you
to be very responsible,

and I'm gonna need you
to be very professional.

Do we have an understanding?

Um, Kate?What?

-I was, um--
-Spit it out.

Can I have a friend over
after school tomorrow?

Is it a nice friend,
or is it one of those
cheerleader bitches?

It's a nice friend.

Fine. Whatever.

Thanks, Kate.
You're pretty cool.

[scraping]

Why are you eating it
like that?

I just like the salt.

Please leave me alone.

[cell phone alarm ringing]

Maddie!
Maddie, wake up!
We gotta go!

We gotta go!

Okay, good.

[Kate]
Go. Go, go, go.

Go!

Okay.

[starts engine]

[tires screech]

What are you doing?

[Kate] What is she doing?

Yeah, yeah, hi.
I thought I was clear before

when I said that we keep
our garage doors down
for our kids.

Okay, well, we can...
I can do that right now.

You can't.
The clicker doesn't work.

I can't.
The clicker doesn't work.

Uh, so get it fixed. Okay?

And in general,
just slow way down.

Time to put
your mommy hat on.

Yeah? Well, it's time
you put some pants on.

Because I can see
your pussy.

[Kate] Have a great day.

[Kate] Okay, bye.[Maddie] Um,
but this isn't my school.

It's not?No. Mine's down the street.

Okay, I'm really sorry,
but you gotta get out and walk

because I'm very late.

[car alarm beeps]

I really like it here
so far.

Everybody's so nice.

Yeah. Yeah.
It's great you think that.

Shit, shit.
Are they here?

Oh, hello, gentlemen.

Sorry I'm late. I had a...
had a family emergency.

Hmm.

Actually, it was a death.

It was a death.
They're dying as we speak.

If you'd like,
we could call
the dying person

and blame them
for holding up our meeting.
Would you like that?

Just call the dying person
and ask them to wrap it up?

Okay, let's go have a seat,
sit down. Shall we?

Yeah.All right.

[Jill] Hey!
You're staying longer.

Let's think about getting
that garage door fixed, okay?

Yeah, okay. Maybe.

Also, it's trash night.

It's... It's what?It's trash night.

Might want to
think about putting
your trash out as well.

Where?Gotta roll the cans.

Roll the cans to the street
for the garbage men. Okay?

You gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
'Cause the raccoons come.

And the raccoons
bring ticks.

And there's no cure
for Lyme disease.

[slurping]

-[Maddie] Eww!
-Maddie?

What are you doing?

This is my friend
I was telling you about.

Baby Joker.What's up?

What is on your face?

Oh, it's juggalo paint.
B.J. showed me.

We're juggalos.

Go wash it off. Okay?

Go wash it off.

And I think it's time
for your friend to go home.

But can't he stay
for dinner?

His mom probably
wants him home?

Nah, my mom works night shifts
at the hospital.

I'm good. I snagged
some taquitos from work.

Ooh, snack time every time.
You never catch me hungry.

Hey, nom-nom-nom.

Want some of this?Yeah.

Got you two.
They're good, man.

Them puppies are good.

Hey. Yeah,
that's what...

Hey, I like that.

No. Oh, she did
the mustache!

So, Baby Joker,
you say you're a gigolo.

Oh, no, no, no.
Juggalo.

We're fans of the band.
Insane Clown Posse.

Juggalos are all about,
like, no judgment.

Because everybody's a freak
at their core.

Juggalos are a family.

A family of freaks.We get a bad rap...

because some juggalos
be beating kids up
with monkey wrenches

or burning down schools
and shit, but...

but real juggalos
help people.

We live and die
by the juggalo code:

Better respect
or suck a dick.

-Whoop, whoop!
-Whoop, whoop!

Ha!

Oh, my mom
just got off her shift.

I'm gonna go pick her up
so she don't have to
take the bus.

Uh, how much is this?

-I got it.
-Hey, thanks.

Later, Maddie.Bye, B.J.

Where did you meet
that boy?

At the gas station.

When you left me.

I don't know if he's
the best friend pick
for you.

You might want
to keep looking.

[gasps]You're being
just like my mom!

She wants me to have
stupid girlfriends,

even though they all hate me
and put me on the shit list.

The what?

The girls in my grade
made a list of all the girls

who look and smell like shit.

Then posted it
all over school.

I came in second.

[Kate] Why does it say
"Maddie Beef"?

I farted in gym once,

so Tim Pizzouli
told everyone I beefed.

Well, at least
you're not number one.

Tara Gavinski
got number one.

See? There you go.

She has cerebral palsy.

Who wrote this?Girls from school.
You don't know them.

Obviously
I don't know them.

Show me a picture.

Let me see it.
Mm-hmm.

That's Kylie Matthews.Mm-hmm.

Mackenzie Cohen.Yes?

And Tamara Yushi.

None of these girls
have any business
making fun of anyone.

This one right here
with the boobs,

she probably thinks
she's hot shit right now.

But wait a few years.
She'll be a fucking whale.

And this one...
This...

This girl has lazy eye.

Come on.
These girls are dogs.

And you don't smell
like shit.

Can I go get an ice pop?

Yeah.

Do you want a makeover?

No, thanks.

What do you mean,
no, thanks?

Just... no, thanks.
I'm not interested.

You're gonna get
a makeover.

No. Please.

It'll be fun.

What is this?Self-tanner.

I don't need to be tan.
I'm an indoor kid.

We're gonna change that.

Don't eat it.
Don't eat it.

I'm just gonna clean up...

I'm gonna clean up
a few stragglers.

Um, yeah, I don't...
I don't...

It's fine. You'll thank me.

Okay, here we go.
Here we go.Okay.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Why would you do that?

[laughs]Why are you laughing?

Just... Shh.I'm shutting it down!

I like this one.

No, no.
That's deodorant.

Did you buy
all this stuff?

Yeah.
Yeah, when I started
making a lot of money,

I fell pretty hard
into consumerism.

This is my warrior's cloak.
I got it from Lord Keith

at Medieval Times
on my birthday.

This is my weapons of nature
collection.

This one defeats demons.

[howls]

[Kate]
It just happens.

You can either eat
and have a nice face,

or you have a tight ass
and you look like
the Crypt Keeper.

Not now, but someday,
you're gonna have to pick.

It's either your face
or your ass.

[Kate] This is
my dating profile.

I'm not on it that often.
This is why.

Ugh.

How's it look?

[Kate] Oh, wow.

Maybe I should use some more
to balance it out.

Please don't.Get in the shower. Scrub.

The thing is, with bullies,
you just gotta fight back.

Fight back, or they're
gonna keep going.

[grunts]You gotta fight back.

Fight back and take down
those lazy-eyed bitches. Ha!

I could put a spell on them
so they become wolves.

Maybe. I think if you want
to get off the shit list,

you're gonna have to stop
turning magic tricks.

Magic is my passion.

[school bell rings]

Hyah![grunts]

Hey, Dan.

How's it going?

Good. How are you?

Good.

How's everything going
with... Lucas?

It's Liam.
And he's doing fine.

So all the counseling stuff
worked out?

Yeah, it actually did.

Thank you for asking.

We had a few families
move away,

and things seem to have
calmed down now.

So it's a relief.

Good.Yeah.

So do you have to go around
and meet all the new families

that move into
the neighborhood?What do you mean?

You know, like when someone
in your situation
moves into the neighborhood,

they have to go introduce
themselves to all the--

My son is not
a sex offender.

Good. Good.

Hey, Kate, I have
those projections
you asked for.

Thank you.
I'll be right there.

Glad to hear things are
going well, Dan.

So... Victus.
I've been trying to score
these guys for months.

They're the largest
pharma company
on the east coast.

[Barb] Hey, Kate?Yeah?

A middle school's
on the phone.

Something about
a Maddie?

What do they want?To talk to you.

About what?

[sighs]

I didn't ask.

Barb, just take a message.Okay.

I've been trying to get
in front of these guys
for a while.

But they're all
mostly alcoholics
going through divorces,

so it's been very difficult
to get anybody on the phone.

Um, you know, I'm...
Excuse me. I just have
to run to the restroom.

Sure.Be right back.

Get that school back
on the phone for me
right now.

[Barb] Got it.
On line one.

Hi. Yeah, I just got a call
from you guys. What's up?

[woman] Hello, we had an incident today with Maddie. Can you come in?

Um, I...
I can do like,
8:00 or 8:30.

No, someone needs to come right now.

Uh... I mean...

I could be there by 1:00.

Is she okay? That's fine. We'll see you at 1:00.

[phone clicks]

Okay.

Great. Sorry.It's fine. I agree with
everything you're saying.

We have to impress
these guys.Yes.

Which is why I went ahead
and scheduled a lunch
with their SVPs for today.

When did you do that?Yesterday.

Barb said you didn't
have anything.
Is that okay?

What time? What time?1:00 p.m.

Hmm.

Great.Great.

I figured it was best.
Not too early, not too late.

They won't feel judged
for drinking.

I got a new shirt.
Do you like it? J.Crew.

I used to shop at Old Navy--Great.

[Erin] I read they have
a great Dutch baby here.[man] What's a Dutch baby?

You've never had a Dutch baby?
Okay, how do I explain it?

I guess it's like,
soft and fluffy.

It's like a pancake
that fluffs up.Okay.

Kind of like a baby.
And you can put toppings
on it, you know?

Strawberries, blueberries.
I hate banana.

And you put it
in the oven and--Excuse me. Excuse me.

I have to use
the ladies' room.

And you put toppings on it,
like powdered sugar,

strawberries, blueberries.

Be right back.I personally hate bananas.

So I would never put it
on there.

But it's really
dealer's choice.

In Dutch, I believe
they call it panneko-ek.

Or pannekoke.
I don't speak Dutch.

Is everything okay?

No. I'm fucked up.

Oh, really?Yeah.

I told the waitress
to make mine
a Coke and water.

I read it's a smart trick
for female executives

who don't want
to feel ostracized by
heavy-drinking clients.

-Smart.
-Are you trying to leave
right now?

No. No, I just came out here.
I needed to get some air.

Okay. I'm watching my niece
for the week,

and something happened
at the school.

She's... She's strange.

You can go
if you need to.

-Really?
-Yeah, it's fine.
I can get the check.

Thank you. I used to love
drinking with clients.

And now it just makes me
feel kind of sad.

In my heart, you know?

No, not really.

[woman] What are you doing
in my car? Get out![horn honks]

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Thought you were my Lyft.

-Hello. Hi. Are you--
-Good luck with everything.

[groans]

Hey! What happened?
Are you okay?

What's going on?
What happened?

Sensei Pete?

What are you
doing here?I don't know.

I think Maddie has me down
as her emergency contact,

but I don't know
how she got my phone number.

Uh, Kate, I realize
you're just watching Maddie,

but we had an incident
earlier with bullying.

Again? She has got
those little shits
on her tail.

This needs to stop.

I know Maddie's
been picked on,

but I hope you're not
encouraging her to fight back.

Of course not.

Then I'm confused

as to why she would
roundhouse kick Kylie Matthews

and call Mackenzie Cohen
a lazy-eyed bitch

and then mention something
about the juggalo code.

He teaches her
that stuff.

Uh, Maddie is in
my martial arts class,

and I can assure you
that we don't promote violence.

We just do forward rolls
and stuff.

She physically
harmed someone.

Those girls,
they make fun of her
because she's plump

and she fights
with trees.

If you punish her,
those little shit girls win.

Let's not call them
little shit girls.

Then how about
terrorists?

Then the terrorists win.

Have you been drinking?

How dare you?

How dare you?
How... No.

I think you have,
because you stink.

Well, I haven't.
So, sorry.
Are we done here?

No, not at all. No.
You need to sign
this disciplinary form,

and we have to call
Maddie's mom.

Maddie's suspended
for the rest of the day

[gags]and tomorrow.

[Sensei Pete]
Was that puke?
Are you puking?

If you're gonna puke,
don't just sit there.

Get up and go
into the bathroom.

[Kate retching and coughing]

I can take them home.

Mmm.

Feeling better?Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

So, I guess I'm supposed
to punish you now?
Is that it?

Can I go play
Buck Hunter?

Did you finish
your Parm?

No.

Whatever.

Look, I didn't want
to say anything, but, um,

a roundhouse kick
is a really advanced move.

And I was really proud
when I heard that,

but I couldn't tell her that
because, you know,
she took that kid down.

But inside, you were
kind of like...

"Nice."

Yeah. Yeah.

Look,
I know she's technically
not in my class.

But I teach a karate expo
every month in a place
in Mahwah.

You should bring her.

We don't really hang out.

It's one Tuesday afternoon.

Mm-mm. I gotta work.

And I think she prefers
being alone

and making
weapons of nature

and pretending
that she's a wolf.

I don't really think
that, um, karate can do
much for her.

It helped me.

Yeah. I, um...

I had really bad
social anxiety growing up.

And, um,
I couldn't talk
to people.

I never left the house.

You were a hoarder?

No. I just...
I was just shy.

I'll talk to her parents
about getting her
a karate outfit.

You. You're here every night
with the kid, right?

Mm-hmm. I'm Kate.

You feed her
too much chicken Parm.What?

Parm every night is no good.
You're gonna give her diabetes.

You should do salad,
healthy stuff.

It's not right.

Shit.

Okay. So...

technically,
you are suspended

and you should not be
enjoying this.

But those girls suck.
So let's compromise.

What were you planning
on doing today?

Watch TV,
practice my back kicks,

look up woolly mammoths.

Maybe just one hour
of TV?

Seems fair.

Do not order
from the pizza place.

That guy thinks
I'm neglecting you.

You can get Chinese
instead.

And when does
your cleaning lady come?

What?

[spattering]

Your brother's
on line one.

Got it.[beep]

Joseph, we really need
to talk about your daughter.

[Cheryl] Oh, my God. What? What's wrong?

Ju...
Nothing. Nothing.

I have a missed call from the school.
Is everything okay?

It's... It's just
that I thought...

We thought that Maddie
had gotten her period.

But it turns out that
she just sat in ketchup.

So we laughed about it.

-What?-[chuckling] What's up?

Is Maddie ready for the dance tomorrow?

Yes. Oh, good. And you got her a dress?

Yep, she's good to go.

Well, what did she pick out?

Sequins. Sequins?

Yeah. Well, that sounds ridiculous.

No, it's actually
very flattering.

She really needs to go to this dance--

I'm just pulling up
into work.[continues speaking]

So I will talk
to you guys later.
Okay? Bye.

Fuck!

-[Cheryl] What?
-Just... fuck!

Maddie's gonna look
so good in her dress!

Hang up.[banging on desk]

[sighs]

I'm so sorry. I swear
it was Joe. It was.

It's fine. It's fine, Barb.
It's not you.

Um, also,
do you think I could
leave by 5:00 today?

Why?Um, well, it's actually
my birthday.

Happy birthday.

My brother made
dinner reservations,

but he made them
on the earlier side,

and I was hoping
I could beat traffic.

Oh, cool.
Where are you guys going?

Uh, Macaroni Grill.

Eww. Why?

Because it's
our favorite restaurant.

Yeah.

Lemon coconut.

Key lime. Let's do
a salty chocolate caramel.

[Kate thinking] Barb, you're a good assistant.

Sometimes you...

screw up.

No, that...

You didn't...Hear your new analyst
is really working out.

Erin? Yeah, she's fine.

Heard about
that Victus lunch. Wow.

What about it?She had a four-hour lunch
with those guys.

Very impressive.
They're notoriously
impossible.

She had a four-hour lunch
with those guys?

Oh, yeah.
Everybody upstairs
is talking about it.

And we might go
to one of those places

where you have a glass
of wine and paint.

I'm feeling naughty,
so I might have two.

Who knows, though?
It's my birthday.

Happy birthday, Barb.

Thank you for all
that you do.

[door slams]

Aww.

Look.

[tweeting]He real great, man.

He's down with the clown,
man.

Oh, man. I don't know if
he could be a juggalo, man.

What are you talking about?
He's crazy.

You can't paint his face.
He's missing an eye.

You ever heard
of the term
"cool cat"?

[holds note]That's the definition
of a cool cat, man.

He could be a juggalo,
man.

[spitting][Baby Joker] Ohh!

[spitting continues]

Oh, man,
you gotta do that.

Ooh! [laughs]
Shit!

Oh, no!

Know what's good for you?What?

Sauerkraut.Sauerkraut?

Yeah.Like a hot dog topping?

Nah, the side.

Toppings can't be
sides, man.

But that one's a side.
It's a side in Germany.

[scoffs]
What you know
about Germany?

Hey! Maddie!
What are you doing?

Oh, shit.
Your grandma's here.

-What are you doing?
-Just hanging out.

That's Evil Eddie,
Scummer Steve.
And you know Baby Joker.

You told me
you were gonna be at home
working on your kicks.

She was working
on her kicks here.

[cat meows]What is that?

It's a cat we found
behind the Dumpster.

-His name is Fartosaurus.
-[Steve] Yeah.

Is it okay?Hell yeah.

Fartosaurus is a down-ass cat.
Whoop, whoop! Meow, meow!

Maddie, let's go.Hey, man,
that school's bullshit.

Come on, those girls
are mad bitches.

Maddie, she shouldn't
even go there.

Yeah.Maddie, get in the car.

Hey.Maddie, let's go. Come on.

Come on. Stop that.

[Steve]
Better not grab this thing.Get... No.

Get in the car.
Smack her with that.
Smack her with...

You put that...

Hey, my recorder.

[Baby Joker] Hey, that's
his legendary recorder, man.

Get in the car.

You told me
you'd be home.
You lied to me.

I wanted to see my family.

Those kids
are not your family.
Those kids are freaks.

Well, they like me.
So if they're freaks,

I guess I'm a freak, too.

Get in the car.

Where are we going?

We're gonna get you
a dress for the dance.

Whoop, whoop!

What about this, huh?
This is great, right?

-This stuff is all stupid.
-You know what?

Some girls never even
get to go shopping
because they're poor.

So you should be happy.

Why would that
make me happy?

It just makes me sad
those kids are poor.

[girl] Ugh!
You're not listening to me!

You said we were coming here
to get dresses.

I need them all!

Can I get a pretzel dog?

Not until you
pick something.

But I'm hungry,
and I can't make decisions
when I'm hungry.

Okay, so we'll go get
dinner afterwards.
What do you want?

Chicken Parm.No.

You can't eat that
every night.

You have to try
something else.

Fine. Chicken Parm hero.

[girl] But, Mom,
I need all these dresses!
Stop ruining my life!

I am not saying it
again. No.

You are such a dumb bitch!

No! You're not
getting all three.

Your mother's been
saying that for
the last 30 minutes,

so stop being
such a little shit
and pick one.

Nobody here likes you!

Let's go. Let's go.

I think she's
getting security.

I like this.

That's a pantsuit.Mm-hmm.

I already lied
and told your mother
I got you a dress.

I don't want to wear a dress!

Oh!

What are you doing?

I don't like girls' clothes.

Sometimes I don't feel
like a girl at all.

Sometimes
I feel like a wolf.

So you want
the pantsuit?

[funk music playing]

Would you be okay
if I stepped out
for a minute?

Wait. Let me
show you something.

Okay.

Pick a hand.

Dang it.

All right.

Keep working on it.

-Kate.
-Hey, Dan.

Can I come in?

Uh, sure.

Would you like
something to drink?

Um, red wine?

We don't have any wine.

Okay, then nothing.

Okay.

What's up?

Um, this weird thing
happened

with my niece earlier.

We were at the mall,
and she just...

[purring]

...started...

Is he gonna be okay
with that?

With what?

With the cat.
I mean, doesn't he...

Kate. What do you want?

Okay. Um, I don't know
enough about this,

but I think that
she may be having
some identity issues.

And her parents
aren't the best people
to handle it.

[exhales deeply]
Are you sure he's gonna be
okay with that cat?

-You don't think he's being--
-Uh, buddy?

Could you put Fluffy
upstairs?

[cat whimpers]

Hey.

Here.He's adorable.

This is the counselor
we took Liam to.

Thanks. He seems
totally normal.

He is normal.
That's my other son, Mark.

Oh.

You're a real dick, Kate.

Got it.

Thanks for the card.

[Dan] Hey. Hey.

Look, just so you know,
I did everything right
with Liam,

and he still has issues.

So be careful, or you're
gonna screw this up.

Good luck.

♪ The sun and the moon And even Mars...♪

[knock on door]

Hey.Hey.

Can I come in?

You may enter.

♪ Everything
You believed in as kids♪

♪ Fuckin' rainbows...♪

Sensei Pete
was really impressed

with your roundhouse kick
the other day.

But next time,
don't do it to a girl.

Okay.

Can I show you something?

[turns music off]

[Kate]
I found this downstairs.

This is me.

And this is your dad
when we were kids.

You looked like me.

Yeah.

It was my tenth birthday.

And I really wanted
to have a sleepover party.

But our parents
would openly fight,
so it was always a gamble

whether or not
we could have friends over.

That, and they'd rent these
really inappropriate movies
and never send anybody to bed.

I think the entire neighborhood
watched The Crying Game
at our house.

And a week later,
nobody was allowed back.

So, your dad and I,
we spent a lot of time
by ourselves.

I mean, I don't even talk
to my dad anymore.

Kate?

I really don't want to go
to the dance tomorrow.

I promise I'll tell
Mom and Dad you took me.

Just... please
don't make me go.

Okay.

You don't have to go.

[Kate] Wait, Maddie.

Maddie.

I made you lunch.

Thanks.

You want me to come back
at lunch?

Why?I don't know.

You can... eat in my car.

Eat in your car? No.

Do you want
to just skip today?But I have a history test.

So, you can do whatever.
You can take it next week.

But I know everything now.

You gonna be okay?

Yeah. Why are you
being so weird?

I'm not being so weird.

Stop being
such a little bitch.

Have a good day.

[coffee machine clanking]

Hey, Kate,
did you see my e-mail?

No. But do you want
to cut out

and go to that
Thai massage place
down the street?

I won't tell anybody.
Those ladies
are really strong.

Um, actually,
I e-mailed over
the Victus pitch.

It's at 8:00
at Ciccolo's.

What?Management's flying in.

Um, okay.

I'll go put something together
right now.

Actually, Kate,
I'm gonna take this one.

Ha! Yeah, sure.

No, I am.
I e-mailed Henry,
and he said it was fine.

You e-mailed my boss
behind my back?

You were out getting cupcakes
for someone's birthday.

Yeah, I was.
I was getting
cupcakes for Barb.

Because she has nothing.

Except an adult brother
who lives with her

and then takes her to eat
at sad-as-fuck Macaroni Grill.

Do you know who moves in
with their sisters at 43?
Serial killers.

So excuse me for trying
to do something nice for Barb

because her brother
is a fucking serial killer!

My brother's
a fucking quadriplegic!

He has to blow in a little tube
just to move around, you bitch!

Do you see what you just did?

I'm just doing my job.
You're the one
that's checked out.

I am not checked out.
I'm having a really tough week.

I've got a kid who's trying
to be a juggalo.

Do you know what that's like?
No, you wouldn't.

Because you're in your twenties.
And yo do things
like go to brunch

-and drink energy drinks.
-So?

It is hard for adults
who have families
and responsibilities.

Things just happen.
So have a little decency

before you jump
on someone's job

that they've been working for
their entire life!

I was just taking
your advice.

Is that my shirt?

Yeah. I got it on sale.

You are not getting
that account.

[shutter clicks]
Ciccolo's? 8:00?

I will be at that pitch.

[Joe] Hey, Kate.
Just a dad reminder.

Letting you know Maddie has her dance tonight. So if you could drop her off...

Cheryl said you got her a sequined dress?

Oh, that's cool.

Hey, Kate.
You got a sec?

Actually, I don't.
I'm really in a hurry.

I just kind of need
your help getting Maddie
out of the bounce house.

She's playing
a little rough.

It's a fucking
bounce house, Jill.

Well, it's ages four to six,

and she's kind of taking
the bounce out of it.

And it's not as fun
for the other kids
if the bounce is gone.

Fine. Fine.

Maddie?See? I got all these moms
looking at me.

Maddie?
Come on, let's go.

Let's go.Why?

Because I'm late
for a meeting,

and she doesn't
want you here.

And you're ruining the party
for all of these grown women.

Okay. Hey. I know you.
You think you're hot shit.

You probably think
my life is small.

But I have a husband,
I have a home,

-and I have four
priceless children!
-Okay.

You think you're all cool
'cause you got
some fancy job?

And you speed through here
with your fancy frickin' car.

What are you wearing,
a thong?

You got a thong
under there?

You're selfish and you're
gonna hurt somebody.

You don't belong
around children.

You belong in
an airport wine bar.

You're right. I do. I do.Whatever.

-Hey, Maddie, come on.
-No, absolutely not.

I'm sorry.
You had a good time.
Now it's time to go.

Maddie, you stay in there!Oh, my God.

Maddie?
Bounce, Maddie! Play!

-Maddie, if--
You are a bitch!
-Leave her alone!

-Maddie, bounce!
-[Jill] Bitch!

-You're a crazy bi--
-Maddie, stay in there.

Aah!
[screams]

My baby!

[gasping] Oh!

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

Why would you...
Uhh! Ohh!

Oh, shit.Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Ow! Pull it up!

Stupid.[Jill sobbing]

I'm so sorry. Shit.

What is wrong with you?
Psychopath!

Come on, honey.

Don't worry.
I won't tell my mom.

Get in the car.

Are we getting dinner?Get in the car!

Wait. Wait.
Why are we here?

Your parents
are gonna pick you up
after the dance.

No, Kate. Please don't
make me go in there.
I can't.

I have a meeting, so...

I'll do anything.
I'll... I'll let you
pluck my eyebrows.

Go inside.Please, Kate.

They're all gonna
make fun of me.That's not my fault.

Please.I am not your mother.
This is not my problem.

But I'm in a cape!

If you want to run around
looking like the Burger King,

then kids are gonna
make fun of you.

I've spent this entire week
trying to take care of you

when I should've really
been trying to take care
of myself.

I have no business
watching kids.

This week was a mistake.

You think that?

Yeah, I do.
Now get out of my car.

Maddie Beef!

I need a kid!
Listen, I need a kid.

Excuse me. Excuse me.
Whoa, whoa.

My niece, Maddie Stone.
I need to get her.

Okay, only staff and children
are allowed inside, so...

Oh! Okay.

Fine, fine, fine!

You go get her.
Her name is Maddie Stone.

I'm gonna check the list.

Fine.

We couldn't let her in.
She wasn't wearing
formal attire.

-She wasn't in formal attire?
-Yes.

She was wearing a suit,
and she was wearing a cape.

I don't know what could be
more formal than that.

She was wearing
a costume.

The costume ball
is in October.

And you also let
those kids in.

She's rubbing his dick.

That doesn't seem
very formal to me.

Can you go
stop that?

Look, I'm sorry, okay?
We called her mother.

You called her mother?Yeah.

Real mature.

Maddie!

Maddie!

Maddie, please stop.

Please stop.

Maddie, please.
Maddie, get in the car.

No.I'm so sorry.

Please?

I thought
you were my friend.

I am your friend.No, you're not.

Youdon't have
any friends.

All you care about
is your stupid job.

That is not true.
I care about you.

Then why would you
leave me there?

You knew they'd all
make fun of me!

I... I'm so sorry.
I was upset about
other stuff.

I'm supposed to be
like everyone else,
and I can't.

I can't be like
everyone else!

[grunting]

Okay.I can't breathe.

Okay.I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.

[woman speaking over PA]

Kate.What'd the doctor say?

[whispers]
Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! No! My baby!

No! No, I just mean
I haven't spoken
to the doctor yet.

God damn it, Kate!

Okay, you can go.Ohh!

We'll take it from here.

No, I want to
make sure she's okay.

Oh, now you care?
The school called.

You didn't tell me
that Maddie was suspended.

And now she's
in the hospital.
So I don't know.

Is she pregnant, too?

No.
I don't think so.

[nurse] Guys?

Maddie's fine.

It was pre-anaphylaxis.

Has she been exposed
to any allergens recently?

Um, I don't know.
What has she been eating?

-Just normal things.
-Like what? Like...

She's been eating eggs,
cereal, chicken Parm.

No. She can't have tomatoes.
That was on the list.That's on the list.

You told me she wouldn't die,
so I forgot about the list.

Okay, how much
did she have?

Just a couple times.
Just five times.

Five ti...
You fed her chicken Parmesan

every single night?That's gross, Kate.

That's what
she wanted to eat.

[nurse] That'd
definitely explain it.

We gave her epinephrine,
and she's resting now,
so you can see her.

Thank you.
I would love that.
Thanks so much.

Look, Cheryl, I know
you think that I was
a terrible babysitter.

And in many ways,
I probably was.

But I do care
about Maddie.

Then why are we here, Kate?

My mother is dying,
and I can't even be with her.

So thank you!
Thank you for your help!

Joe, I got the name
of a counselor who helped
my coworker's kid.

Granted,
he was beating up dogs,
so it's different.

But it might help.Just stop!

I just want to help.

[scoffs] Oh. Since when?

You never,
ever wanted to help.

You couldn't help me
when I had to put Dad
into rehab.

Dad is in rehab?Yeah.

And guess who had
to do everything
'cause you couldn't be reached?

Well, I didn't know.
If you'd told me,
I would've done--

You would've what?I would've done something!

No, no. You would've
written a check.Yes!

I don't
want your money, Kate.
I want a sister!

Guys, we have an area
for families to fight.

It's on
the second-floor terrace.

Do you want to go?

No. I don't.

Shit.

You go ahead.
I'm gonna take it slow.

Okay.Thanks.

Hey. Jill?

Hello.

I'm really sorry
about the garage.

And I'm really sorry
about tackling you
in front of your kids.

I'm sorry, too.

What are we doing?

-Do you want to come over
for a glass of wine?
-[engine revs]

Okay.[tires screech]

Fuck her.

♪ I don't wanna be funny
Anymore♪

♪ I don't wanna be funny
Anymore♪

[indistinct chatter
and laughter]

♪ Lately I've been feeling♪

♪ Like the odd man out♪

♪ I hurt my friends
Saying things I don't mean
Out loud...♪

Jesus!

Uhh!

♪ I don't want the joke♪

♪ To be on me♪

♪ Yeah, I'll buy the clothes And I'll be the best dressed♪

♪ Yeah, I'll read the books♪

♪ And I'll be the smartest♪

♪ I'll play guitar♪

♪ And I'll be the artist♪

♪ Try not to laugh♪

♪ I know it'll be hard♪

♪ I'm serious♪

♪ I know it's a first
But...♪

[men speaking indistinctly]

His ashes?Yeah, right over the park.

Get out.
You're making
this up.

[Kate] Hey, Dad.

Kate.

Good to see you.

What are you doing here?

Well...

I finally decided
to face my addiction
to drugs and alcohol.

-Joe tell you
about the DUI?
-No, he didn't.

But I actually meant
all this... all this stuff.

Oh, we're putting on
a talent show
this weekend.

They tell you to pick
a recovery song.

So I chose Phil Collins'
"Against All Odds."

Should...
Should be good.

-Let's, uh... Let's sit.
Let's sit.
-Yeah.

Um, you want a snack
or something?

No, I'm... I'm fine.

So, how's work?It's good.

Yeah?Yeah.

Good.Sorry I haven't been around
for the last few...

Years.

Well, hey, you know,

we never were
a really tight-knit group.

Your mom and I fought
all the time, and...

you kids did
what you had to do
to get through it.

I just want to say
I'm glad you came.

You know,
I'm here for you.

We can talk anytime.

Yeah.

It's just that
I'm starting to think
that I'm not very happy.

You know?
All I do is work.

I don't go on dates.
I sleep in my office.

Uh-huh. You...

You should grab
a pamphlet, you know?

They're everywhere.
Good stuff.

Yeah.Good stuff.

Look, I'm... I'm...

sorry I wasn't
a better father to you.

And it sounds like
you're going through
some stuff right now.

I wish I had some advice.

[man] Hey, Charlie!

Oh,
I gotta rehearse.

Want to
stay and watch
a little bit?

Sure.Okay. Good.

Okay.
[clears throat]

[piano playing]This on? Check. Hello?

Hello? Can someone
turn the mic--[microphone feedback]

[shouts]

Good work, guys.
Really good.
That's right.

Your kicks are getting
really high, man.
That's really good.

Stop spitting at him.

Hey.

Hi.

I just wanted to see
if I could catch Maddie.
I wanted to say hi.

She, um...
She didn't come in today.

Oh.

She was in the hospital.

What... What happened?

I fed her
too much chicken Parm.

Yeah, she's allergic
to tomatoes.

Wow. Okay.

Anyway,
I just...

thought
you should know.

Hey.

[sighs]

Do you want to do
some karate?

[Kate screams]

What happens
if somebody has a gun?

Oh, God. Man,
I hate that question.

It's like... ugh.

Yeah, because
you'd be screwed.

Hey, hey. I hate that.

[Cheryl] You don't remember
a Maddie?Wait.

Our checks
go through
every single month.

You've never seen
our daughter?

Aside from the first time,
when you met me,

you've never seen her?Kate, what are you
doing here?

Just doing some karate.Is Maddie with you?

Because I dropped
her off at ballet,
and now she's not here.

She doesn't do ballet.
She hates ballet.

I told her to tell you
months ago.
But she comes here.

Who are you, man?I'm Sensei Pete.

...in her leotard
in her dance skirt...This is my dojo.

I teach
your daughter karate.

You're a black belt?

[all speaking at once]

That's so cool.
That's years of work.

Licensed weapons, man.

It's not like the movies.You should come in.

I tried when I was a kid.
I got to brown belt--

Where is our daughter?

-[Cheryl] Stop the car.
-[Joe] God.

Okay.

What? This is
a gas station, Kate!

I know. She's usually
right here by the...

by the propane tanks.Oh, that's good.

Hi. Is Baby Joker here?

Who?Dennis.

Oh, yeah.
He went down there
to the gathering.

Oh. Magic: The Gathering.

Okay. So she's with nerds.
We're good.

Oh, no, no.
The juggalo gathering.

[gasps] Oh, no.

What? What's a juggalo?

Basically all the horrible
people in the planet

and multiply that by like,
I don't know, 10,000.

And then put them all together,
getting drunk,
eating funnel cakes

and vandalizing public property,
and then you have
the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, sorry for your loss.

Hurry up!

Just get in the car!
Come on!

[Joe] Oh, man.
I always thought
I'd be the one

to take her to
her first concert.Joe!

[music pounding]

Whoop, whoop!

[shouting]

♪ Kick the clown
In the forehead♪

♪ And I'm jugglin'
Jugglin' yo head♪

-♪ Jed ♪
-♪ You big, fat Redneck, muddy-ass hick♪

♪ I'm a city slicker♪

♪ And I'm comin' to get ya Hit ya♪

♪ And the carnival's
Gonna get wit' ya♪

♪ Oh, I might as well
Mention... ♪

[Cheryl] Oh, my God.
I can't believe I was worried
about her doing karate.

[Joe] Okay, wait.
This isn't that bad.

The guy's shirt
says "Harvard."

Oh, God.
It says "hatred."

Where's the entrance?
How do we get in?

Honey, we should've
gotten more cash.
Do you have any cash?

All right, babe. Can you
just calm down, please?
We'll figure it out.

[Kate] Maybe it'll be over soon,
and we can just
wait this out.

We're not gonna wait it out!
If Mad is in there, I'm gonna
go in there and find her!

[screams]

Oh, God.

Yeah, I know.
I saw him, too.

I saw him. All right.Breathe.

Maybe there's just like,
a gate we pay at?

A gate? There's no sense
of commerce here.

That guy has a knife in his leg.

That is a knife.
Hey, man, you good?

Yo, you need some wristbands?

Yes, we do.
Do you have an extra?

I got one extra.Okay.

Two hundred.

Two hundred. Great.
We'll take it.

All right?
That's everything.

Just give me
the wristband.Hold on.

Y'all don't look
like juggalos.

In fact, you look like my mom.

And she's a bitch,
and I hate her.

Okay, I'm going in there
to get my daughter,

and she's 11.No.

-You ain't got no titties.
-[Cheryl] What?

Grow your ass a pair of titties
and you can come in.

[Kate] Hey, excuse me.

I have titties.

[juggalo]
Okay, titties.

Let's go
to the Hell Wagon.

Hey, hey.
Use the special moves
that I showed you.

She'll be fine.
Yeah. She's got this.

[cheering]

[screaming]

[cheering and shouting
continues]

This is terrifying.

♪ I get mad
I'm-a fuck you up♪

♪ It's me and you, motherfucker I'm-a fuck you up♪

♪ You done fucked up now
I'm-a fuck you up♪

♪ They hit me with A tranquilizer dart And shocking me with Tasers♪

♪ But still I'm throwing kicks And punches faster than lasers♪

♪ Fifteen coppers on me
Like a mini fucking army♪

♪ They can't harm me
'Cause I'm madder
Than a mutant zombie♪

♪ One by one I throw 'em off me Like a raging gorilla♪

♪ Pissed off like a rattlesnake Roaring like Godzilla♪

♪ I flipped they cars over
Somehow got away clean♪

♪ I didn't show my painted face Again until the gathering♪

♪ I get mad
I'm-a fuck you up♪

♪ It's me and you, motherfucker I'm-a fuck you up...♪

And I was like,
"Thank God the rain came."

'Cause there was no way
to get that vomit off me.

Uh, hi. Excuse me.
I'm sorry to bug you.

-Huh.
-I'm wondering
if you've seen a girl.

What'd she look like?She's 11.

No shit?

You lost your kid.
Man, that's not good.

No. Why would you
bring a kid here?
What's wrong with you?

I didn't bring her here.Why would you do that?
Kids need strong boundaries.

They need to know
that you're in charge.
You can't just bring a kid here

and let them do
whatever they want.

I 100 percent agree
with you.

I'm just asking
if you've seen a...

Tell me again
what she looks like.A girl.

'Cause I'm on a lot of drugs
right now.

She has brown hair.Do you have ecstasy?

I think she was wearing...
No, I don't.

Ninjas, ninjettes!

Juggalos and juggalettes!

It's about damn time!

Get ready for this year's
Miss Juggalette Pageant!

-Whoop, whoop!
-[all] Whoop, whoop!

Juggalettes,
bring your fine asses
on out here!

Whoo!

Show me right now.Just come with us.

Straitjacket,
kick that shit, man!

All right, what's your name?

Yo. Becca.

Becca, what's up?
Where you from?

Great Falls!
[laughs]

Down with the Clowns
till I'm dead in the ground.
Whoop, whoop.

All right, she's from
Great Falls or some shit.

What you gonna do
for the juggalos tonight?

Oh, I'm already fuckin'
hardcore crumpin'!
Whoop, whoop.

Hardcore crumpin'.
Give it up for Rebecca!

Whoop, whoop!

Yo, judges,
what do you figure?
Would you give her a nine?

Two?I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Um, I'm looking
for my niece.

[booing]Her name is Maddie.

She's here by herself.
She's, uh...

Show us your butthole!

I can't...
I can't do that.

She's, um, brunette.
She's kind of tall...

um, for her age.

Hold up!
She's looking for a kid!

Yeah. Yeah, I am.
I'm looking for a kid.

Um...

She's 11.
She's kind of tall.

She's like, I don't know.
Like, maybe that tall.

[man] When'd you
last see her?

Um, her name is Maddie.

Hey, Maddie!Maddie!

[all] Maddie! Maddie!

Maddie! Maddie!

[shouting continues]

Maddie! Maddie!

Can't have a kid out there
lost like that.

[crowd chanting]
Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!

Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!

Let's find
this fuckin' kid.

[crowd]
Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!

[Kate] Maddie!

Maddie!

Maddie?

Hey, you don't see her?

Ohh!

How's it looking,
Steve?

Oh, that's fucked up, man.

Hey! That's her!

Maddie, stop!
Stop making me run!

Uhh!Ow!

Maddie.Get off of me.

I'm sorry.What are you doing?

What are you doing here?

I told you.
I'm a juggalo.

[sighs] So, what?

You're gonna paint your face
like a clown person

until you're unrecognizable?

Yes.

And what else does this
lifestyle change entail?

I'd need a street name.

Got it. It's a ton of work
to change your name.

Requires lots of forms,
just so you know.

Sometimes I get
so confused.

And then I get upset
because everyone else
is so normal.

Maddie...

nobody is normal.

I mean, do you see
where we are right now?

Easy for you to say.
You're perfect.

Maddie, I'm a mess.

I work all the time
to avoid myself.

And I never know
what to do with my arms.

My last romantic relationship
was six years ago.

And that was basically
because I just started
following this guy around.

You followed him around?

I just kind of put myself
in places he was at,

and then we'd make out
sometimes. Ugh.

That's not a relationship.I know.

Look, nobody knows
what they're doing.

And besides, everyone's
a freak at the core. Right?

Your face is painted.I know.

A nice girl
named Raven of Sin
did it for me.

And your parents are here.

I know.
You did this to yourself.

Let's go.

I saw they have
a pretzel stand.

You want some salt?

No, I get it, guys.
I followed Phish
for like, three months.

Billy Joel's
Storm Front Tour.
Great stuff.

So, you guys like,
take time off work?

Oh, my God! Baby, hi.

Oh, I was so worried.

Is she okay?
She's okay, right?

Was she in one piece?Sensei Pete!

[Joe]
Okay, now, you're in
so much trouble.

Who... Who are
all these kids?

Those are Maddie's
new friends.

We were only gone
a week, Kate.

I know they look
offensive

and they play
with their spit

and all their songs are
about stabbing people

and they have no intention
of fitting into society

-and they work
at places like Lids.
-That's too many things.

But once you get past
all that,

they're really
kind of sweet.

Okay. I...

I didn't mean
to be hard on you.

I just really want Maddie
to have friends.

I just don't want it
to be hard for her
like it was for me.

Maddie is perfect.

All she needs is you.

You really stink.
And you look terrifying.

Yeah, I know.
I know that I do.
Let's go.

Let's go!

Bye, B.J.Later, Maddie.

I got a tattoo.

Oh, come on.What?

Is she serious?

Are you serious?It's removable.

Later, Throat Slasher.
Bye, guys.

Peace.See ya.

[Kate] Hey, Sarah?

I wanted to give you these.

They're the projections
we're gonna be using

on the Parsons account
for the next six months.

So you will be all up to speed
when you get back.

Thanks.

Hey.

We're skipping out early
to grab a bite.

You want to come?

Yeah. Yeah, I would.

-Where are you guys going?
-Mahoney's.

Why? That place sucks.

Well, that's where
we're going.

Okay, cool.

Cool, I'm just gonna go
grab my stuff.

-Don't leave, okay?
-Hurry up.

Hey, Barb.
I'm taking off early
with Dan and Sarah.

So if you want
to head out, you can.Oh.

I just need you to
clean up my office
before you go.

Oh.

Bruce!

Hey.

Erin, how's it going?It's great.

You got that big presentation
tomorrow.Yeah.

All right, well,
try and get some sleep.

You're gonna do great.

But no so great
if you don't sleep at all.

I hate this.Okay.

Hey, guys.

Um, I'm ready.

Hi.[Joe] Hi.

Hi.

So, I forgot the salad,
but I brought you some wine.

Ooh, that's a lot of wine
for an afternoon,
but let's dance.

Well... Hey. Hi.Hi.

Are you hungry now?
Do you want some cheese
or something?

Uh, no, I'm good.
My assistant and I

had a big lunch
at Macaroni Grill.Huh?

It was all right.Mmm.

Wow! Looking sharp.

I made some new weapons.
Do you want to see?

Oh, Maddie,
Aunt Kate
just got here.

Let's let her relax
a little bit.No, I do.

I want to see
your new weapons.
Let's go.

[Cheryl] Have fun,
but don't get too dirty.
We're gonna eat soon.

Let's see.

Oh. Nice.

This one's mine?Mm-hmm.

Okay.

How are those
mean girls doing?

Hmm, they've been dormant.

Really?
That's pretty good.

Did you go see
Sensei Pete yesterday?

Maybe.

[grunting]

Just not so hard this time.

Why?
You jealous of my moves?

'Cause I'm scared of you.

[laughing]

♪ The new kid on my street♪

♪ She kind of looks like me♪

[both grunting]You're getting good at this.

[laughter and grunting]

♪ We like to sing
This song in harmony♪

♪ And her mama sings, too♪

♪ And the old man
Taps his shoe...♪

Family is everywhere.
It ain't about
who you are,

where you come from.

It's about showing respect
and love to everybody, man.

I think the family term
comes from when people
gather like this.

Individually,
you're a juggalo.
But when we gather together,

everybody has
each other's back.

If you're low on water,
if you're low on food,
we got you.

You know what I mean?
If you need a place to sleep,
we got you.

In my mind, juggalo
is like, the way you love,
the way you live.

It ain't got nothin' to do
with all the negative things

that everybody
make it out to be.

[boy] I'm raised
like a juggalo, but...

I ain't that clear
what a juggalo is right now.

I was born a juggalo,
but I didn't find out
till I was 16 years old.

Everybody that's
a fuckin' juggalo is here.

They might not know
till they're 30, 40, 50.

You can't really explain
a juggalo, man.
You really can't.

These motherfuckers
are random as shit.

[man] I remember
my very first time

I actually got invited
to like, a juggalo party.

You know, I'm a big guy.
Like, they fuckin'
just accept me.

I remember one juggalo told me,
he was like,

"The bigger you are,
the more to love."

And I was like, "What?"
This is not a gang.

This is fuckin' beautiful.
This is family.

Don't forget:
When you're at the gathering
of the motherfuckin' juggalos,

call your mom.Call your mom.

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

♪ We're all young together♪

[song fades out]

[new song begins]

♪ It all felt like a dream♪

♪ Tell me now
What's growing of me♪

♪ The years felt
Like a breeze♪

♪ As they passed us by♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh♪

♪ Time feels like a road♪

♪ Never know which way
It'll go♪

♪ It's a one-way thing♪

♪ We can't turn back♪

♪ And we always say good-bye♪

♪ We leave and change
I don't know why♪

♪ But we keep the old times♪

♪ In our minds♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh♪

♪ And we always say good-bye♪