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[SILENCE]
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[GRUNTING]
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ THEY RULE
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ BOW DOWN
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♪ OH, THE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
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♪ THEY'RE EVIL
BECAUSE OF THEIR PLAN ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ THEY'RE ALIENS
FROM A STRANGE LAND ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS WILL
CONQUER YOUR VERY SOUL ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
THEY WANT YOUR HEAD ON A POLE ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ THEY RULE
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ BOW DOWN
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♪ OH, THE "E" IS FOR EVIL
AND EVIL YOU WILL SEE ♪
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♪ "A" IS FOR ALIEN
FOR ALIENS THEY BE ♪
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♪ THE "C" IS FOR CONQUERORS
AND CONQUER YOU THEY SHALL ♪
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♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
WILL NEVER BE YOUR PAL ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ THEY RULE
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
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♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
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♪ BOW DOWN
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YOU WILL GO TO EARTH!
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WE SHALL!
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YOU WILL DESTROY
ALL HUMAN LIFE.
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YES!
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HERE ARE YOUR SWORDS.
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THEY ARE IMBUED WITH
KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE.
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EVERY HUMAN HEAD SHALL FALL!
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YES!
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[MUMBLES]
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MY-IK, DU-UG,
IN 822,000 TILKRONS
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WE WILL SEND
THE GIANT CROKER!
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[WHIMPERING]
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[GROWL]
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[GRUNTING]
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AAH.
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IF YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED,
YOU'LL RETURN IN GLORY.
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IF YOU HAVE FAILED,
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YOU WILL RETURN
IN CROKER'S POOP!
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BY RABIRR'S FLAPPING JOWLS,
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WE WILL DOMINATE
THE PATHETIC EARTHLINGS.
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I AM RABIRR.
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- YOU ARE!
- YOU ARE!
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HA.
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OUR LAST CONQUERORS WERE
DESTROYED BY THE TRANSPORTER.
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IT WORKS BETTER NOW.
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POSSIBLY.
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ARE YOU READY?
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- WE ARE!
- WE ARE!
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EH, UH.
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- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
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♪ EVIL, EVIL
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♪ ALIEN, ALIEN
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♪ CONQUERORS, CONQUERORS
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♪ THEY RULE
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COOL.
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[GRUNTING]
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WELL, DU-UG, SHALL WE TAKE
THIS HIDEOUS PLANET?
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MY-IK, OUR SWORDS.
WHERE ARE OUR SWORDS?
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LOOK OUT!
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[TINKLES]
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THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM.
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OUR VAST SUPERIORITY
OVER THE EARTHLINGS
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WILL BE THE ONLY ADVANTAGE
THAT WE NEED.
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BESIDES, WE HAVE 822,000
TILKRONS UNTIL CROKER COMES.
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THAT WORKS OUT
TO TWO AND A HALF DAYS.
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[HONKING]
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[MAN]
HEY.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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YOU GUYS ARE ALIENS, RIGHT?
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WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ,
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SEND HERE TO UTTERLY
DOMINATE YOUR PLANET
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AND ANNIHILATE
ALL OF HUMAN LIFE.
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RIGHT, RIGHT,
'CAUSE I SAW YOU GUYS,
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LIKE, FALL OUT OF THE SKY.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK, I GUESS.
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HE WILL DIE PAINLESSLY.
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YOU WILL DIE PAINLESSLY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HA, HA.
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WE WILL SPEAK TO THE LEADER
OF THIS FRY KINGDOM, DU-UG.
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WE WILL COMMAND HIM
TO SURRENDER EARTH
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AND BRING TO US
ALL OF ITS CITIZENS.
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OUR TRIUMPH WILL BE QUICK
AND ABSOLUTE, MY-IK.
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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
MORE CORRECT, DU-UG.
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OUR MERE PRESENCE HERE
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WILL CAUSE THESE LOWLY BEINGS
TO BOW DOWN BEFORE US.
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WAIT.
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DAMN THE SHRINKAGE.
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THE KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE
OF OUR MAKEUP KITS HAS BEEN
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SO DIMINISHED.
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OH, HOW I LONG TO SLATHER
MY FACE IN A THICK,
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CHUNKY FOUNDATION.
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THE QUICKER OUR TRIUMPH, DU-UG,
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THE QUICKER WE'LL BE
CLOGGING OUR PORES AGAIN.
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WE ARE YOUR WORST
NIGHTMARE, EARTHLING!
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WE ARE THE END
OF THE HUMAN RACE!
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[BABY CRYING]
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BEHOLD OUR SWORDS!
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THEY MAY BE SMALL,
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BUT THEY ARE IMBUED
WITH KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE.
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OKAY, WHY DON'T WE
JUST GO OUTSIDE?
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SOON YOUR HEADS
WILL ALL BE REMOVED!
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YOUR PLANET WILL BE
UNDER OUR CONTROL!
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YOUR HEADS WILL BE
UNDER OUR CONTROL!
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- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
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YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY,
MR. BREEN.
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YOU WILL DIE
BEGGING FOR MERCY.
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AND WE WILL
GLADLY PROVIDE IT.
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I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE
YOU TWO IN HERE AGAIN.
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PERHAPS THE TAKEOVER OF EARTH
WILL NOT BE AS EASY
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AS WE ANTICIPATED, MY-IK.
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AS THE GREAT RABIRR
HIMSELF NOTED, DU-UG,
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THE FUTURE ALWAYS DANGLES
JUST BEFORE US LIKE A LIMA
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BEFORE THE HUNGRY CROWDIT'S
ANUS.
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WE WILL KEEP SEARCHING
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FOR THE LEADER OF THIS PLANET,
DU-UG,
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FOR SURELY
IT CANNOT BE THIS MR. BREEN.
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SO HOW'D IT GO, GUYS?
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SPLENDIDLY.
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SO, I WAS WONDERING,
LIKE, DO YOU HAVE,
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LIKE A PLAN OR SOMETHING?
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OUR PLAN IS, NUMBER ONE,
COME TO PLANET EARTH.
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THAT PART
HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED.
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NUMBER TWO, DOMINATE THE PLANET
AND ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE.
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
THAT PART.
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BUT DO YOU HAVE, LIKE,
A PLAN PLAN, LIKE,
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HOW TO DO IT?
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BY RABIRR'S FLABBY BUTTOCKS,
YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
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OH, HEY, MAN, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE SO DEFENSIVE.
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I'M NOT AGAINST YOU GUYS.
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YOU HAVE A PLACE TO STAY?
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WE NEED NO PLACE TO STAY.
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WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
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NO, I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
THE WIND MIGHT PICK UP.
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AND PLUS, YOU GUYS
HANG AROUND HERE TOO LONG,
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MR. BREEN WILL
DEFINITELY CALL THE COPS.
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MR. BREEN WILL BE ONE OF THE
FIRST TO BE BEHEADED.
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YEAH.
HE'S A DICK.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING AT THAT
PLACE FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW
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AND HE HASN'T GIVEN ME
A RAISE ONCE.
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IN FACT, HE'S, LIKE, LOWERED
MY SALARY LIKE THREE TIMES.
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UNACCEPTABLE!
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
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BUT, UH, I GOT NOTHING ELSE
GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
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SORT OF HAD TO EAT A SLICE
OF THE OLD TURD PIE.
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TURD PIE?
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MY APPETITE STIRS.
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SO YOU'RE, LIKE,
REAL ALIENS, HUH?
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WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.
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THAT'S COOL.
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WELL, I'D JUST WATCH OUT
FOR THAT WIND,
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BECAUSE WHEN IT BLOWS, MAN,
SOMETIMES THE CATS BARF.
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CAT BARF.
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NOW MY APPETITE STIRS.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH,
I'M GONNA TAKE OFF,
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SO LAST CALL
IF YOU WANT A RIDE.
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[WIND BLOWING]
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WE NEED NO RIDE!
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OKAY, HERE WE ARE.
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SO, GUYS, JUST MAKE
YOURSELVES AT HOME.
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GET THIS OUT OF YOUR WAY.
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HAVE A SEAT.
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THE OLD HOMESTEAD.
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YOU WANT A SMIRNOFF ICE?
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SMIRNOFF ICE?
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OH, YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA LIKE THIS.
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YOUR ABODE IS AN ABOMINATION.
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WHEW, YOU DON'T GOT
VERY GOOD MANNERS, DO YOU?
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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SO HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
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- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
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[CLINK]
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SO WHO IS THIS
RABIRR DUDE, ANYWAY?
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RABIRR IS THE LEADER
OF OUR NOBLE HOME PLANET.
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HE IS VERY GREAT.
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I WILL NOW BRIEFLY
RHAPSODIZE ON HIS GREATNESS
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AND THE GLORY OF
OUR HOME PLANET FOR YOU.
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OH, THAT'S OKAY.
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♪ O RABIRR, O RABIRR
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♪ GREAT IS YOUR SHAPE
AND YOUR FORM ♪
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♪ O RABIRR, GREAT RABIRR
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♪ YOU HAVE A GIANT,
FAT BUTT ♪
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♪ O RABIRR, GREAT RABIRR
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♪ YOU WEAR LADIES' UNDERWEAR
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[GRUNTING]
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OH, BATHROOM
IS OVER THERE DU-UG.
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AH.
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♪ FAT ASS, FAT ASS
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♪ FROM YOUR MIGHTY ROCK-STREWN
DESERTS ♪
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♪ TO YOUR STINKING,
BILIOUS SWAMPS ♪
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♪ FROM YOUR MASSIVE, SLUDGY,
SLIME PITS TO YOUR MASSIVE
GASSY HALLS ♪
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♪ OH, HOW WE LOVE YOU, KABIJJ
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I HAVE PERFORMED THE
CEREMONIAL HEAD DUNK, MY-IK.
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WELL DONE, DU-UG.
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NOW I WILL DO THE SAME.
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HAVE YOU ANY MORE
SMIRNOFF ICE, KENNY?
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OH, YEAH.
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AHH.
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NUDIES!
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[BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING]
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[MAN]
OH, YEAH!
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OH, BABY, YEAH!
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UH, YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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GET READY TO ROCK
AND ROLL, BABY.
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GET READY TO ROCK AND ROLL!
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YEAH.
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YEAH!
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ROCK AND ROLL!
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HEY, UH, THAT'S
MY ROOMMATE RON.
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HE GETS LAID A LOT, OKAY?
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JUST BE COOL.
MY-IK, BE COOL.
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
KENNY!
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OH, UH, YEAH, THESE ARE
MY NEW FRIENDS, RON, UH,
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MY-IK AND DU-UG.
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THEY'RE NEW IN TOWN.
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YOU KNOW THIS GUY KENNY'S
A TOTAL LOSER, RIGHT?
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- [KENNY]
SHUT UP, RON.
- JUST JOKING, KENNETH.
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- YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY, RON.
- WHAT?
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WE ARE NOT NEW IN TOWN.
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WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ
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SENT HERE TO UTTERLY
DOMINATE YOUR PLANET.
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BEHOLD THE KABIJJIAN
MAGNIFICENCE!
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OH, MAN.
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KENNY, I'M TIRED OF YOU BRINGING
YOUR LOSER FRIENDS
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00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,575
AROUND HERE, MAN.
238
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,055
THIS ISN'T A SHELTER FOR THEM,
YOU KNOW?
239
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,102
LISTEN, RON, I PAY
SOME OF THE RENT HERE TOO,
240
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,233
AND I GOT SOME RIGHTS.
241
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,582
YOU'RE A ZERO, KEN.
242
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,975
YOU WERE A ZERO IN HIGH SCHOOL,
243
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,324
A ZERO AT JACK IN THE BOX.
244
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,979
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A ZERO.
245
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,502
YOU'RE THE ZERO, RON.
246
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:12,895
NO, KENNY, I'M A TEN.
247
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,723
HEE, AT WHAT?
248
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,029
TEN.
249
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,641
THIS ONE WILL DIE
BEGGING FOR MERCY, DU-UG.
250
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,731
AND WE WILL GLADLY PROVIDE IT.
251
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,039
LISTEN, LOSERS,
252
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910
WHEN I'M MAKING
LOVE TO A WOMAN,
253
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,304
WHICH I HAPPEN TO DO A LOT,
BECAUSE I'M A VERY GOOD LOVER.
254
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,653
IN FACT, I'M THE KIND OF GUY
255
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,394
WHO GETS THREESOMES SOMETIMES,
OKAY.
256
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:37,006
THAT'S FOUR BOOBS,
FOUR BUTT CHEEKS, AND ME.
257
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,923
ME. NOT YOU GUYS,
SO STAY OUTTA MY WAY.
258
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,621
AND DON'T TOUCH
MY SUN CHIPS OR CRYSTAL GEYSERS.
259
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:50,019
THIS ONE WILL DIE IN AGONY,
DU-UG.
260
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,369
HE WILL.
261
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,550
SUN CHIPS AND CRYSTAL GEYSERS,
BABY.
262
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:07,036
RON MAKES INFOMERCIALS,
BUT HE'S GOOD WITH THE RENT.
263
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,037
[BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING]
264
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,126
[RON]
OH, YEAH!
265
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,562
BABY, YEAH!
266
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,303
LOCK AND LOAD, BABY.
267
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,262
LOCK AND LOAD!
268
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,003
GET READY FOR RON, BABY!
269
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,918
YEAH, YEAH!
270
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,049
GO, RON, GO!
271
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,921
GO, RON, GO!
272
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,271
GO, RON, GO-OH!
273
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,576
[SQUEAKING STOPS]
274
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,059
WELL, YOU GUYS CAN SLEEP OUT
HERE IF YOU WANT.
275
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,065
- MY-IK?
- YES, DU-UG?
276
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,588
DO YOU LIKE SMIRNOFF ICE?
277
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:41,592
- NO.
- I DON'T EITHER.
278
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,552
I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY MORE
LEFT IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
279
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,468
DU-UG?
280
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,035
YES, MY-IK?
281
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:53,865
I SAW SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLY
HORRID IN THE BATHROOM.
282
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,174
NUDIES.
283
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,002
THEY TAKE THEIR
CLOTHES OFF HERE, DU-UG.
284
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,221
MONSTROUS!
285
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,483
IN KABIJJ, WE NEVER UNDRESS!
286
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,006
AND WE NEVER SHALL.
287
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,052
- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
288
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:14,016
WELL, TOMORROW WE BEGIN
TO DOMINATE THIS HIDEOUS PLANET.
289
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,366
AND SOON, VERY SOON,
290
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,889
WE WILL ONCE AGAIN BE FLOATING
291
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:21,023
FACEDOWN IN THE RANCID
MUCKHOLE AT GROANCUS.
292
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,721
OH, HOW I LONG FOR IT!
293
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,854
HOW I LONG FOR FULL MAKEUP.
294
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,770
WE ARE DOING WELL, MY-IK?
295
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:30,990
VERY WELL.
296
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,392
NUDIES.
297
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,917
NUDIES!
298
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,659
NUDIES.
299
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,488
NUDIES.
300
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,230
NUDIES.
301
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,799
NUDIES!
302
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:02,108
NUDIES!
303
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,935
HOW'S IT GOING, MY-IK?
304
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,285
FINE!
305
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,026
I HAD NO DREAM!
306
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,813
SO, MY-IK, DOUG
AND I WERE TRYING
307
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,249
TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT HERE.
308
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,644
OKAY.
309
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,777
THERE'S, LIKE, SIX BILLION
PEOPLE ON EARTH.
310
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,649
SIX BILLION TIMES THE PLEASURE.
311
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,565
WELL, YEAH, BUT WHAT I'M TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT IS,
312
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,567
LIKE, THERE'S JUST
THE TWO OF YOU, RIGHT,
313
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,178
AND YOU HAVE 822,000 TILKRONS,
314
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:32,399
WHICH DU-UG SAID WORKS OUT
TO LIKE TWO DAYS.
315
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,922
MORE THAN ENOUGH.
316
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:37,186
OKAY, SO THAT'S LIKE
THREE BILLION PEOPLE A DAY.
317
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:41,190
AND LET'S SAY YOU DO
12-HOUR DAYS, NO BREAKS.
318
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:45,194
THAT'S LIKE
250 MILLION AN HOUR.
319
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,457
FOUR MILLION A MINUTE.
320
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,546
70,000 A SECOND.
321
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,070
THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM.
322
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,202
NOT TO MENTION, LIKE,
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT NOT,
323
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:56,118
LIKE, LINE UP TO BE BEHEADED.
324
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,165
ALTHOUGH SOME PEOPLE
PROBABLY WOULD, SURE.
325
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,560
BUT SOME PEOPLE MIGHT, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, HIDE OR SOMETHING.
326
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,301
- NOT A PROBLEM.
- NO?
327
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,477
- NO.
- OKAY, SO...
328
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,394
YOU GUYS MUST BE
REALLY GOOD AT THIS, RIGHT?
329
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,743
THAT IS CORRECT.
330
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,310
I MEAN, YOU'VE PROBABLY
DONE THIS, LIKE,
331
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,007
ON A BUNCH OF
OTHER PLANETS, RIGHT?
332
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,619
BY RABIRR'S
FLACCID MICRO-PHALLUS,
333
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,186
WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING AT,
EARTHLING?
334
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,013
HAVE YOU ANY MORE
SMIRNOFF ICE, KENNY?
335
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,233
OH, YEAH, I THINK THERE'S
HALF OF ONE LEFT IN THE FRIDGE.
336
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,582
YOU WILL DIE
PAINLESSLY.
337
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,149
- THANKS.
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING,
338
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,282
YOU KNOW,
A] YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS--
339
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,979
WE HAVE OUR SWORDS.
340
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,155
[DU-UG]
THEY'RE IMBUED
WITH KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE!
341
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:36,376
YEAH, UH, AND THEY'D BE
REALLY GOOD FOR, LIKE,
342
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,029
SPEARING OLIVES WITH,
343
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:42,251
BUT MAYBE NOT FOR BEHEADING
THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.
344
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:45,211
AND B] YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE.
345
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,169
WHEN WE ARE FINISHED HERE
WE WILL HAVE EXPERIENCE.
346
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,040
EXPERIENCE.
347
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:53,044
WELL, YEAH, BUT I'M THINKING
I DON'T START WORK TILL 6:00,
348
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,785
AND I'VE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
349
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:02,053
YOU GUYS GONNA BE DOING
SOME WORK ON THE HOUSE?
350
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:07,189
OH, NO, THEY'RE HERE TO BEHEAD
EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET.
351
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,190
THEY'RE THE EVIL ALIEN
CONQUERORS.
352
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,974
GOTCHA.
353
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,673
SO THEY'RE GONNA WANT SOMETHING
WITH SOME REAL POWER THEN.
354
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,804
OH, DEFINITELY.
355
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,937
THIS BABY HERE CAN REALLY--
356
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,199
HE'S GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL.
357
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,418
OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.
358
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,289
HE'S HAD LIKE
TEN SMIRNOFF ICES.
359
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,943
BUT NO, HE'S ALL RIGHT.
360
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,293
NO, BUT THEY REALLY ARE
THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.
361
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,077
I SAW THEM FALL OUT
OF THE SKY LAST NIGHT,
362
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,384
AND IT WAS LIKE
INDEPENDENCE DAY,
363
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,213
EXCEPT THEY DON'T
HAVE BIG SHIPS,
364
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,346
AND THERE'S ONLY,
LIKE, TWO OF THEM.
365
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,912
AND THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE
366
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:38,525
ANY SPECIAL ABILITIES
OR WEAPONS OR ANYTHING,
367
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,702
BUT THEY ARE COMPLETELY
SUPERIOR BEINGS.
368
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,312
OF COURSE, IF THEY DO FOLLOW
THROUGH WITH THEIR MISSION
369
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,705
THEN I'LL GET BEHEADED TOO,
370
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,315
BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK I WILL.
371
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:49,666
BUT IF I DO, I GET, LIKE,
THIS HUGE SPIKE FOR MY HEAD,
372
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,233
LIKE, EXTRA, EXTRA TALL.
373
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,452
THEY TOLD ME.
374
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,323
BUT I'M THINKING,
LIKE, OBI WAN KENOBI,
375
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,672
YOU KNOW, LIKE, OBI WAN,
376
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,239
BECAUSE HE DIES
AND THEN HE BECOMES
377
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,111
EVEN MORE POWERFUL,
LIKE A GHOST OR SOMETHING.
378
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,723
ANYWAY, IF THEY DON'T,
THEN THIS GUY CROKER WILL COME,
379
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:06,857
AND CROKER IS, LIKE,
TOTAL MALIGNANT DESTRUCTION.
380
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,337
LIKE, A 100 FOOT TALL.
381
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,731
HOW ARE YOU GUYS
PAYING FOR ALL THIS?
382
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,996
OKAY, SEE, YOU GOTTA
MAKE MONEY
383
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,998
IN ORDER TO BUY THOSE THINGS,
384
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,480
AND THIS IS THE QUICKEST WAY
TO DO IT.
385
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,438
- GRR!
- GOOD LUCK!
386
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,961
SEE YOU BACK HERE AT 3:00.
387
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,327
YOU BOYS LOOKING FOR WORK?
388
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,763
YES.
389
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,112
HOP IN THE BACK.
390
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:54,296
[MY-IK]
WE ARE NOT BOYS.
391
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,297
WHAT?
392
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,298
WE ARE NOT BOYS.
393
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,127
WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.
394
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,041
WHAT?
395
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:04,175
WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.
396
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,264
HOLD ON.
397
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,663
[LAWN MOWER WHIRRING]
398
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,039
YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO DRINK, DU-UG?
399
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,914
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
400
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,569
UH, HAVE YOU ANY SMIRNOFF ICE?
401
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:53,312
SURE, I HAVE SMIRNOFF ICE.
402
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,313
COME ON OVER.
403
00:21:57,272 --> 00:22:01,842
AREN'T YOU HOT IN THAT
HEAVY MAUVE JUMPSUIT, DU-UG?
404
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,714
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT OFF
AND COOL DOWN FOR A BIT?
405
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,849
YOU CERTAINLY ARE GOOD
WITH A WEED WHACKER,
406
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,416
AREN'T YOU, DU-UG?
407
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:14,463
OR ARE YOU JUST GOOD WITH
ALL YOUR WEED-WHACKING TOOLS?
408
00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:17,918
MY-IK?
409
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,402
COME ON, MY-IK,
YOU WANNA JOIN US?
410
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,928
DON'T BE SCARED.
411
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,813
THERE'S KENNY.
412
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,206
DU-UG, THIS IS OUR MISSION.
413
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:46,686
NUMBER ONE,
COME TO PLANET EARTH.
414
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,514
NUMBER TWO,
ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE.
415
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,820
THERE IS NO NUMBER THREE,
DEVELOP A DRINKING PROBLEM,
416
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,083
NUMBER FOUR, FALL IN LOVE
WITH A DIVORCED HUSSY.
417
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,824
SHE WAS BEWITCHING ME, MY-IK.
418
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,565
[DIVORCEE]
BYE, DU-UG.
419
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:01,091
DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU, DU-UG.
420
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,528
THANK YOU, MY-IK.
421
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:03,833
HEY, GUYS.
422
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,313
- HOW'D IT GO?
- WE ARE RICH.
423
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,228
ALL RIGHT!
HEY, I GOT GOOD NEWS.
424
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:10,492
TURNS OUT POPULATION OF THE
WORLD IS ONLY 5.8 BILLION.
425
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,842
IT'S LIKE 65,000 A SECOND.
426
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,366
65,000 TIMES THE PLEASURE.
427
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,238
SO I WAS THINKING
WHILE YOU WERE GONE
428
00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:19,588
THAT MAYBE WE WANT
TO MAINTAIN YOUR COVER.
429
00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:20,894
WHICH IS GREAT ADVANTAGE.
430
00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:23,244
RIGHT, RIGHT,
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REALLY BAD
431
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,115
TO START BEHEADING PEOPLE
432
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,248
UNTIL YOU REALLY GOT STARTED,
YOU KNOW?
433
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,555
YOU DON'T WANT TO BEHEAD
ONE PERSON AND GO TO JAIL.
434
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,513
THANK YOU.
435
00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:32,427
HERE.
436
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,690
BUT YOU DO NEED PRACTICE, RIGHT?
437
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:35,822
SO I WAS THINKING...
438
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,704
OKAY HERE WE ARE.
439
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,446
WHAT IS THIS MONSTROUS CREATURE?
440
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,534
THE COW.
441
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,275
YOU CAN PRACTICE ON HIM
442
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,886
THEN WE'LL TAKE IT
AND MAKE STEAKS.
443
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,410
AND TAKE HIS EGGS, ALSO.
444
00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:03,893
NO, THAT'S CHICKENS, DU-UG.
445
00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:07,506
GREETINGS, COW.
446
00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,293
I AM MY-IK.
THIS IS DU-UG.
447
00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:16,297
WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ.
448
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,125
PREPARE TO SACRIFICE
YOUR LIFE, COW,
449
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,127
SO THAT WE MAY
PRACTICE BEHEADING.
450
00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:22,782
PLEASE, COW.
451
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,523
WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS, COW!
452
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,654
PLEASE, COW.
453
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,744
- COW?
- UH, PLEASE, COW.
454
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:31,268
- COW!
- WE IMPLORE YOU, COW!
455
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,532
STOP, COW!
456
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,620
I BEG OF YOU, COW.
457
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:37,666
NO!
I COMMAND YOU!
458
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:41,017
- COW!
- COW, WE BEG OF YOU.
459
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,585
NO, COW! STOP, COW!
460
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,195
NOW YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY!
461
00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:48,590
COW! COW! COW!
462
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:49,809
- COW!
- STOP, COW!
463
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,332
LITTLE DEMON!
464
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,029
STOP RUNNING SO FAST, COW!
465
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:55,945
[MOOING]
466
00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,469
PAY, COW!
467
00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,690
NOW...COW...PAY!
468
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:02,952
[WHIMPERING]
469
00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,563
PLEASE, COW.
470
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,656
I DEFINITELY HAVE ENOUGH GAS.
471
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:17,576
YOU WANT SOME PRETZELS?
472
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,712
NOW WE WILL SEE
WHO POSSESSES
473
00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,975
THE GREATER INTELLIGENCE,
EH, COW?
474
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,237
YOU WILL SIZZLE
475
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,588
IN OUR FRYING PAN TONIGHT,
DEMON!
476
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,335
[MOOING]
477
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,733
STOP, COW!
PLEASE, COW!
478
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:45,995
OH, COW!
479
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,826
WE'RE SORRY, COW.
480
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,654
NO, COW!
481
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,221
AAH!
482
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,486
THEY SURE DON'T SEEM
LIKE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
483
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:06,146
I THOUGHT
I HAD MORE GAS THAN THAT.
484
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,408
ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYS
ARE ALL RIGHT?
485
00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:08,844
WE ARE FINE.
486
00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,759
OKAY, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD'VE
HURT MOST HUMANS,
487
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,892
BUT I GUESS 'CAUSE YOU GUYS
ARE SO SUPERIOR--
488
00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,894
- WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
- RIGHT.
489
00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:16,156
WE WILL DOMINATE YOUR PLANET.
490
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,766
OH, TOTALLY.
491
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,899
BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
IT WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA
492
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:21,770
TO COME UP WITH,
LIKE, A DIFFERENT PLAN.
493
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,164
THAT COW WILL PAY!
494
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,732
OH, HE WILL, HE WILL,
BUT I WAS THINKING, LIKE,
495
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:27,820
YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE
496
00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:30,692
ABLE TO BEHEAD
5.8 BILLION PEOPLE.
497
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,695
I'D ACTUALLY BE SURPRISED
IF YOU GOT LIKE 5.8 OF THEM,
498
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:37,568
TO BE HONEST, BUT, FELLAS,
THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY.
499
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:40,006
PERHAPS WE COULD
BURY ALL THE HUMANS ALIVE
500
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,573
AND THEN WEED-WHACK
THEIR HEADS OFF.
501
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:44,445
THERE YOU GO,
ALTHOUGH, ACTUALLY,
502
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,316
THAT WOULD BE
KIND OF TRICKY, TOO.
503
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,318
I HAVE IT.
WE'LL BUILD A HUGE MAGNET
504
00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:50,886
AND MAGNETICALLY PULL OFF
ALL HUMAN HEADS!
505
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,322
BRILLIANT, MY-IK.
506
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,281
IT IS BRILLIANT
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING--
507
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,717
HUMAN HEADS AREN'T METAL,
508
00:27:55,761 --> 00:28:00,069
SO, LIKE, MAGNETS
CAN'T REALLY PULL THEM OFF.
509
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,941
[WOMAN]
NICE PAJAMAS, ASSHOLES!
510
00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,551
WE WILL BEHEAD YOU!
511
00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,598
WHAT IS THIS APPALLING MUSIC,
KENNY?
512
00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,339
OH, IT'S SUPERTRAMP, DU-UG.
513
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:10,689
THEY USED TO BE REALLY BIG.
514
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,821
MONSTROUS!
WHAT IS THIS SONG CALLED?
515
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,605
THE LOGICAL SONG.
516
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,217
"IT IS HORRID!"
YET ODDLY ENJOYABLE.
517
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,219
YEAH, MOST HUMANS
USED TO REALLY DIG 'EM.
518
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:21,874
SOON THEY WILL BE DIGGING
ONLY GRAVES FOR THEIR OWN HEADS!
519
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,484
EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN
520
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:26,052
WHY THE WHOLE MAGNET THING
WON'T WORK, KENNY.
521
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,750
OH, WELL, YOU SEE, MIKE,
MAGNETS ATTRACT METAL.
522
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:29,795
YES.
523
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,448
AND HUMAN HEADS AREN'T METAL.
524
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:32,972
THEY COULD BE MADE METAL!
525
00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:34,495
INSPIRATION, DU-UG!
526
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:38,107
THAT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF WORK,
GUYS, SERIOUSLY.
527
00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,634
WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE ARE DUDES
528
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:45,375
WHO HAVE METAL PLATES
IN THEIR HEADS.
529
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,247
- AHA!
- AND YOU COULD, LIKE,
530
00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,249
MAGNETICALLY PULL THEIR
HEADS OFF, MAYBE.
531
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,772
VICTORY, MY-IK!
532
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,513
BUT THEY'RE ALL OLD,
PRETTY MUCH,
533
00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:54,863
AND YOU MIGHT END UP JUST, LIKE,
PULLING THE METAL PLATE OUT
534
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,952
AND NOT THE ENTIRE HEAD.
535
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,388
PLUS, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
536
00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,129
IT WOULDN'T NECESSARILY BE
THAT EASY
537
00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:02,784
TO FLY GIANT MAGNETS
OVER THE ENTIRE EARTH.
538
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,830
IT WOULD BE EASY FOR US.
539
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,875
ANOTHER TERRIBLE SONG!
540
00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,268
BY RABIRR'S WAX-FILLED EARS,
541
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,009
IF WE DO NOT FIGURE
THIS OUT QUICKLY,
542
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,272
CROKER WILL COME
AND DESTROY US, KENNY.
543
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,796
NOW CROKER, IS HE,
LIKE, REALLY BAD?
544
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,928
BAD?
545
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:17,277
BAD?
546
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,888
CROKER WILL MAKE YOU
WISH YOU HAD NEVER LIVED.
547
00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,890
OH, WELL, I WISH
THAT SOMETIMES ANYWAY.
548
00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:24,153
THEN HE WILL MAKE
YOU WISH YOU HAD LIVED,
549
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:27,766
WHICH YOU HAVE,
NO THANKS TO HIM.
550
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,332
HUH.
551
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:32,031
PERHAPS WE COULD GET THAT COW
TO RUN US BACK INTO TOWN.
552
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,992
SO, UH, I'LL MEET YOU GUYS
BACK HERE AT MIDNIGHT.
553
00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:38,907
YOU CAN GET YOUR STUFF
CLEANED IN THERE,
554
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,301
AND THERE'S A MINI-MART ACROSS
THE STREET IF YOU GET HUNGRY.
555
00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:42,911
DO THEY HAVE SMIRNOFF ICE?
556
00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:43,912
OH, DEFINITELY.
557
00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:47,394
MY-IK, I GOTTA GO.
558
00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:49,918
ARE YOU STILL UPSET
559
00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:51,572
ABOUT THAT WHOLE
MAGNET-HEAD THING?
560
00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:52,573
NO.
561
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,993
WHAT IS IT, DU-UG?
562
00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:24,474
BY RABIRR'S SOILED
BIG-BOY PANTS, MY-IK,
563
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:27,216
I HAVE FOUND LOVE.
564
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,478
BUT OUR MISSION, DU-UG.
565
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:32,308
OUR--GREAT RAGING BELKRONS!
566
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,711
HOW DOES MY MAKEUP LOOK?
567
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:45,321
INSUFFICIENT,
BUT TASTEFUL. MINE?
568
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,062
INSUFFICIENT, BUT TASTEFUL.
569
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:48,237
MAY WE HELP YOU GENTLEMEN?
570
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,630
MY-IK, WE CANNOT TELL
571
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,762
THESE GODDESSES
WHAT WE REALLY ARE.
572
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:54,635
WE CANNOT TELL THEM
THAT OUR JOB IS TO BEHEAD THEM.
573
00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:02,338
I AM MY-IK.
574
00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:04,384
AND I AM DU-UG.
575
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,778
WE COME FROM THE LAND...
CABBAGE LAND.
576
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:11,478
AND WE ARE HERE
IN PALMDALE ON A MISSION.
577
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:14,133
AND NOW...FUNNILY ENOUGH,
578
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:15,743
OUR JUMPSUITS HAVE GOTTEN DIRTY.
579
00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,529
WELL, MY-IK AND DU-UG,
580
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,749
I'M PENNY
AND THIS IS MY SISTER JAN,
581
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:23,794
AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE
THOSE JUMPSUITS,
582
00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,536
I'M SURE WE COULD
CLEAN THEM UP FOR YOU.
583
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:28,060
YES.
584
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:31,759
WE WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE THEM
BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS...
585
00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:32,629
YOU SEE--
586
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:33,935
WE ARE NUDIES UNDERNEATH.
587
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,416
AND WE ARE NOT PERMITTED
TO BE NUDIES.
588
00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:02,529
DU-UG, I FEEL SO SEXY.
589
00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:05,314
I FEEL IMPOSSIBLY SEXY.
590
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,579
- SEXY.
- SEXY.
591
00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:11,146
THEY SHOULD BE READY
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
592
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,148
AN HOUR, RIGHT.
593
00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:16,673
WELL, YES.
594
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,026
YOU HAVE SUCH
STUNNINGLY HAIRY FEET!
595
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,288
EXCUSE ME?
596
00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:23,724
UH, YOU SEE,
WHAT MY FRIEND IS TRYING TO SAY
597
00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:26,683
IS THAT IN KABIJJ,
THAT IS CABBAGE LAND,
598
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,511
STUNNINGLY HAIRY FEET
AND UNIBROWS--
599
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:29,599
WE ADORE UNIBROWS.
600
00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:31,993
ARE SIGNS OF GREAT FEMININITY.
601
00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:34,039
OH.
602
00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:35,692
YOU CAN SIT AND WAIT
OVER THERE IF YOU'D LIKE.
603
00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:39,087
GODDESSES, RABIRR HIMSELF
WOULD PLUCK YOUR FEET!
604
00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,959
- MY-IK.
- UNIBROWS!
605
00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:43,526
OUR MISSION, MY-IK.
606
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:44,745
TO HELL
WITH OUR MISSION, DU-UG.
607
00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:46,965
DARE YOU FACE
THE WRATH OF CROKER?
608
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,097
YOU'RE RIGHT, DU-UG.
609
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,751
FORGIVE ME.
610
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:53,014
DO NOT PUT ME IN THE POSITION
OF HAVING TO KILL YOU, MY-IK.
611
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,842
I UNDERSTAND, DU-UG.
612
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,235
DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU, EITHER.
613
00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:58,237
WELL, DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
614
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,238
DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
615
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,066
DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
616
00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,981
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
617
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,199
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
618
00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:05,809
DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
619
00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:07,376
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!
620
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,378
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!
- DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!
621
00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:11,467
OKAY.
622
00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:13,600
WE CANNOT ROMANCE
THESE BEAUTIES, MY-IK.
623
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,384
NO, WE CANNOT.
WE MUST COMPLETE OUR MISSION.
624
00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:17,125
YES, MY-IK,
625
00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:19,040
WE MUST BREAK THINGS OFF
WITH THEM REGARDLESS
626
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:21,347
OF THEIR STUNNINGLY HAIRY FEET.
627
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:22,391
WE WILL END THIS.
628
00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,045
SO, WE ARE DECIDED, THEN?
629
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,133
YES, WE ARE DECIDED.
630
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:33,141
PENNY, JAN, WE HAVE
SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.
631
00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,274
WE FEEL THAT IT IS IMPORTANT
632
00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:38,146
THAT WE INVITE YOU
OUT FOR THE EVENING!
633
00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:39,147
SMIRNOFF ICE?
634
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:47,634
SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU
LIVED IN PALMDALE, PENNY?
635
00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,027
ABOUT TEN YEARS, DU-UG.
636
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,160
AND YOU LIKE IT HERE?
637
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:55,816
OH, YES. VERY MUCH.
638
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:58,079
SO THEN, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'D BE IN FAVOR
639
00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:02,257
OF EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS COMING
AND DESTROYING ALL HUMAN LIFE.
640
00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,432
NO, I WOULDN'T.
641
00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:04,433
WHY DO YOU ASK?
642
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,826
UH, NO REASON.
643
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:11,266
DO YOU LIKE
THE SUPERTRAMP, JAN?
644
00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,268
I LIKE GLORIA ESTEFAN
AND MIAMI SOUND MACHINE.
645
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:14,922
DO YOU LIKE THEM?
646
00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:18,708
NO, THE SUPERTRAMP IS HORRIBLE,
AND YET I ENJOY THEM.
647
00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:20,449
DO YOU LIKE SUN CHIPS?
648
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:24,105
I LIKE PITA BREAD SANDWICHES
WITH TURMERIC RICE ON THE SIDE.
649
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,281
I ALSO ENJOY FLAN AND MUD PIES.
650
00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:28,109
- DO YOU LIKE MUD PIES?
- NO.
651
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:29,197
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
652
00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:30,590
NO.
653
00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:35,812
THE SUPERTRAMP--WELL,
DO YOU KNOW THE COW, JAN?
654
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,729
HE'S AN INSOLENT BASTARD.
655
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,862
I FEEL I KNOW YOU, PENNY.
656
00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,472
YES, DU-UG.
657
00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:47,085
MAY I--MAY I FONDLE YOUR FEET?
658
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,435
YES.
659
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,444
OH, PENNY.
660
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,752
MAY I...PLUCK ONE?
661
00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:05,625
- YES.
- OH!
662
00:35:09,237 --> 00:35:12,153
MAY I FLOSS WITH IT?
663
00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:13,502
YES.
664
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,249
MAY I CREATE HUMOR WITH IT?
665
00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:23,164
YES!
666
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,470
I'M A UNICORN!
667
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,254
I'M A UNICORN!
I'M A UNICORN!
668
00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:27,777
I'M A UNICORN!
669
00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,476
YOU'RE FUNNY, DU-UG.
670
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:33,000
OH, PENNY, LITTLE DID I THINK
671
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:35,263
THAT I WOULD MEET SOMEONE
I FELT SO RIGHT
672
00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:36,786
WITH HERE IN PALMDALE.
673
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,790
IF ONLY MY MISSION.
674
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,488
FORGET YOUR MISSION, DU-UG.
675
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:45,491
I CANNOT. I CANNOT.
676
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,064
MAY I STROKE IT?
677
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:55,240
YES.
678
00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,289
MAY I GENTLY TUG UPON IT?
679
00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:03,639
YES.
680
00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:10,168
MAY I GENERATE
AN ELECTRIC SHOCK WITH IT?
681
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,561
YES.
682
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:19,829
MAY I CREATE A SONG ABOUT IT?
683
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,311
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
684
00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:25,226
UNIBROW, UNIBROW
685
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,272
♪ LOVELY, LOVELY UNIBROW
686
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,839
♪ UNIBROW, UNIBROW
687
00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:32,538
♪ SPLENDIDLY HAIRY FEET
688
00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,713
OH!
689
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,324
MY-IK, THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
690
00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:37,978
WELL, THANK YOU.
691
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,330
OH, I AM SO CONFLICTED!
692
00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:43,331
WHY IS THAT?
693
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:46,291
I CAN'T TELL YOU.
694
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:47,205
WE MUST GO.
695
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,337
KENNY WILL BE WAITING FOR US.
696
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:50,817
WILL WE SEE YOU AGAIN?
697
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,558
WE'LL COME BACK
TO YOUR STORE TOMORROW.
698
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:53,733
GOOD NIGHT, GODDESSES.
699
00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,865
YOU GET MY MOUSTACHE.
700
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,272
THAT WAS VERY FUNNY, DU-UG.
701
00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:12,621
THANK YOU, MY-IK.
702
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:14,014
DID THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE?
703
00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:16,582
NO.
704
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:17,844
WILL WE HAVE TO KILL THEM?
705
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:19,846
POSSIBLY.
706
00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,631
PROBABLY.
707
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,764
[KENNY]
SO, YOU'RE GONNA
BEHEAD EVERYONE ELSE
708
00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,766
AND THEN TAKE
PENNY AND JAN BACK
709
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,507
TO KABIJJ WITH YOU,
IS THAT IT?
710
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,335
THIS IS OUR PLAN.
711
00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,294
AND I GUESS YOU'RE STILL GONNA
BEHEAD ME, THOUGH, RIGHT?
712
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:35,383
THERE'S ONLY SO MANY EXCEPTIONS
WE CAN MAKE, KENNY.
713
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:36,515
FINE, WHATEVER.
714
00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:37,820
YOU WILL DIE PAINLESSLY, KENNY.
715
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,387
OH, GREAT.
GEE, THANKS A LOT.
716
00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:42,477
CROKER WILL MAKE US ENDURE
SPECTACULAR AGONY IF WE DO NOT.
717
00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:43,522
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND.
718
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:44,871
I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT A MISSION
719
00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,916
AND THE ONLY THING
THAT TRUMPS THAT IS LOVE.
720
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,310
THEREFORE, MY HEAD
ENDS UP ON A SPIKE.
721
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,355
A TALL, PROMINENT SPIKE.
722
00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:51,878
OH, FINE.
723
00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:54,054
- WHO'S GONNA SEE IT?
- EMPEROR RABIRR!
724
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,360
OH, EMPEROR--
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
725
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:56,448
WHO EMPEROR RABIRR IS.
726
00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:57,840
WHAT DO I CARE?
727
00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,190
HE SOUNDS LIKE A BIG BAG
TO ME ANYWAY.
728
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:02,497
BLASPHEMER!
729
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:04,151
OH, CALM DOWN.
730
00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,285
[BED SQUEAKING]
731
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:09,417
[RON]
OH, YEAH.
732
00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:11,506
OH, YEAH.
733
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,943
BABY, YEAH. YEAH.
734
00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:18,208
YEAH. LOCK AND LOAD, BABY.
735
00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:19,558
LOCK AND LOAD!
736
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,429
GET READY FOR RON, BABY.
737
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:22,909
GO, RON, GO!
738
00:38:22,952 --> 00:38:24,345
GO, RON, GO!
739
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:27,217
GO, RON, GO-OH!
740
00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:28,436
RON!
741
00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:41,449
WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE EVIL ALIEN VIRGINS.
742
00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:42,798
YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY, RON.
743
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:44,278
YEAH, THE ONLY THING
744
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,932
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
CONQUER ARE YOUR SLIM JIMS.
745
00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:47,499
THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS LIE!
746
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,065
LISTEN, LOSERS.
747
00:38:49,109 --> 00:38:51,372
I'M ALL ABOUT MAKING
LOVE TO WOMEN, OKAY?
748
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:52,591
WE KNOW THAT, RON.
749
00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:54,114
SHUT UP, KEN-ASS.
750
00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,115
THE LAST THING
I NEED THE NEXT TIME
751
00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:56,595
I GET A THREESOME GOING,
752
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:59,815
WHICH I WILL SOON IS YOU LOSERS
SCREWING IT UP FOR ME,
753
00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:01,469
SO JUST STAY OUTTA MY WAY,
754
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,254
AND DON'T TOUCH MY SUN CHIPS
OR CRYSTAL GEYSERS.
755
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:11,740
SUN CHIPS AND CRYSTAL GEYSERS
INBOUND, BABY.
756
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,133
RONNIE'S BACK.
757
00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:21,359
[BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING]
758
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:34,459
MAYBE WE COULD JUST
HIDE FROM CROKER.
759
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,722
YOU CANNOT HIDE
FROM CROKER, DU-UG.
760
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,377
- YOU KNOW THAT.
- WELL, WHY NOT?
761
00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:43,859
WE COULD PUT ON DISGUISES.
762
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:47,602
WE COULD DISGUISE OURSELVES
AS LARGE BIRDS
763
00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:53,042
AND SIT IN A TREE
SQUAWKING UNTIL HE LEFT.
764
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:58,787
OR WE COULD PRETEND
TO BE CHAIRS,
765
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:01,050
UPHOLSTER OURSELVES,
766
00:40:01,094 --> 00:40:03,531
SO THAT CROKER MIGHT SIT IN US
767
00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:07,666
AND NEVER EVEN REALIZE
HE IS SITTING IN US.
768
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,537
AND THEN HE MIGHT
THINK TO HIMSELF,
769
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,539
"WHY CROKER,
UH, WHY ME,"
770
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,933
HIM BEING CROKER,
"I CANNOT FIND THEM.
771
00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:15,630
I WILL STOP
FOR SOME SMIRNOFF ICE,
772
00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:17,632
THAT BEING THE BEST BEVERAGE
HERE ON EARTH,
773
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,547
- AND THEN RETURN HOME."
- DU-UG.
774
00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:23,638
AND WE COULD LIVE OUT OUR LIVES
HERE WITH PENNY AND JAN.
775
00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:24,726
I HAVE HAD
AN EPIPHANY, DU-UG.
776
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:26,424
WHAT IS IT, MY-IK?
777
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,687
WE CANNOT TAKE THIS PLANET
BY FORCE, JUST THE TWO OF US.
778
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,645
WE COULDN'T
EVEN CATCH THAT COW.
779
00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:33,431
THAT COW WILL PAY
DEARLY FOR HIS INSOLENCE,
780
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:34,475
BUT NEVER MIND HIM NOW.
781
00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:36,042
WE HAVE BIGGER
FODITS TO FESTER.
782
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:40,046
WHAT WE CANNOT DO PHYSICALLY
WE CAN DO MENTALLY.
783
00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:42,483
WE WILL COMMAND
THE HUMANS' PUNY MINDS
784
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,573
AND COMMAND THEM
TO BEHEAD THEMSELVES.
785
00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:48,576
OH, OH, BRILLIANT, MY-IK.
786
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,665
PERHAPS OUR SWORDS SHRANK
ON THE WAY HERE,
787
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,798
BUT OUR BRAINS DID NOT.
788
00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,843
THE TIDE IS TURNING,
ISN'T IT, MY-IK?
789
00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,497
OH, YES.
790
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,804
BY THIS TIME TOMORROW NIGHT
WE WILL BE WELL ON OUR WAY
791
00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:01,241
TO DOMINATING
THIS HIDEOUS PLANET.
792
00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:04,984
KENNY, KENNY!
793
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,986
KENNY, KENNY!
794
00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:09,510
- WHAT?
- WE HAVE A NEW PLAN!
795
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:10,685
OH, COOL.
796
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:11,991
DO I STILL GET BEHEADED?
797
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:13,732
YES, IT IS NECESSARY.
798
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,864
PFFT...WHATEVER.
799
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,869
WE WILL SOAR ABOVE THE EARTH
LIKE AVENGING ANGELS,
800
00:41:20,913 --> 00:41:22,958
KENNY, COMMANDING
THE EARTHLINGS.
801
00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:24,003
ALL FOR RABIRR!
802
00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:25,700
YOU'RE SPITTING FOOD.
803
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:26,832
SORRY.
804
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,834
CEREAL WITH SMIRNOFF ICE
IS AN APPALLING
805
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,879
YET STRANGELY
COMPELLING COMBINATION.
806
00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,707
YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDS
REALLY GOOD, MY-IK,
807
00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:34,535
BUT I HAVE ONE QUESTION.
808
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,624
HOW ARE YOU GONNA FLY
ALL OVER THE EARTH?
809
00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:37,582
NOT A PROBLEM.
810
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,583
OKAY, YOU
ALWAYS SAY THAT--
811
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:39,975
NOT A PROBLEM.
812
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,020
- OKAY.
- NOT A PROBLEM.
813
00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:42,282
- WHATEVER.
- NOPE.
814
00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:43,544
- NOT A PROBLEM.
- NO, I--
815
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,024
- NO!
- FINE.
816
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,634
- NO.
- OKAY.
817
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:51,509
NOT A PROBLEM.
818
00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:54,555
UH-HUH.
WELL, YEAH.
819
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,644
I WAS WONDERING HOW MUCH
IT WOULD COST TO, LIKE,
820
00:41:56,688 --> 00:42:00,648
RENT ONE OF YOUR JETS TO CIRCLE
THE GLOBE AT LOW ALTITUDE,
821
00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:02,737
GOING REALLY SLOW?
822
00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:03,912
UH-HUH.
823
00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:07,525
I DON'T KNOW,
LIKE, TEN FEET UP?
824
00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:10,615
YEAH, TODAY, RIGHT.
825
00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,662
UH, CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC?
826
00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:15,663
WHAT?
827
00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:17,317
[WHISPERS]
828
00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:19,667
OKAY.
829
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:21,756
THEY SAY THEY WON'T PAY
YOU ANYTHING.
830
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,323
IN FACT, THEY, UH,
831
00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:26,674
THEY COMMAND YOU
TO GIVE THEM--
832
00:42:26,718 --> 00:42:28,633
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOLD ON.
833
00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:32,941
THIS IS MY-IK,
EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR FROM--
834
00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:35,683
EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR
FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ.
835
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,293
AND I ORDER YOU TO PLACE
836
00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:40,166
YOUR PATHETIC AIRCRAFT
AT OUR IMMEDIATE DISPOSAL.
837
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:44,300
MM-HMM.
838
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:45,301
MM-HMM.
839
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:46,607
YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY!
840
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,696
YOU WILL DIE
BEGGING FOR MERCY!
841
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,219
AND WE WILL GLADLY
PROVIDE IT.
842
00:42:50,263 --> 00:42:53,571
THIS IS JUST A TASTE
OF WHAT YOU MAY EXPECT.
843
00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:13,112
OKAY, OKAY.
844
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,592
DON'T BREAK MY PHONE.
845
00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:18,378
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
846
00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:20,598
I'VE HAD THIS ONE IDEA
IN MY BACK POCKET
847
00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:24,602
AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL WORK,
BUT WE'RE GONNA TRY IT.
848
00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:28,649
HA, HA.
849
00:43:28,693 --> 00:43:30,390
I WAS SAVING THIS
FOR FOURTH OF JULY,
850
00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,218
BUT THIS IS MORE
IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
851
00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:33,741
YOU WILL DIE
PAINLESSLY, KENNY.
852
00:43:33,785 --> 00:43:34,960
COOL.
853
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:38,137
OKAY, I'M GONNA
LIGHT THIS, AND THEN,
854
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:40,400
I DON'T KNOW,
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO UP.
855
00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:45,623
RRGH! GOOD LUCK!
856
00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:49,714
HMM.
857
00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,854
YOU RULE!
858
00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:06,731
- TRIUMPH! TRIUMPH!
- WHOA!
859
00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:08,776
THAT WAS AWESOME!
860
00:44:08,820 --> 00:44:11,779
HEY!
THAT WAS AWESOME!
861
00:44:11,823 --> 00:44:13,781
- TRIUMPH!
- TRIUMPH!
862
00:44:13,825 --> 00:44:15,783
DID I CIRCLE THE GLOBE?
863
00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:17,045
NOT QUITE.
864
00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,656
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
865
00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,180
TRIUMPH!
866
00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:27,795
OKAY, THIS DEFINITELY
OUGHT TO WORK.
867
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,667
WE WILL EXTERMINATE YOU!
868
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:31,320
BOW DOWN
BEFORE US, HUMANS.
869
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:33,932
I THOUGHT THAT STUFF
WOULD'VE WORE OFF BY NOW.
870
00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:35,281
OKAY?
871
00:44:36,935 --> 00:44:37,936
WOW, YOU GUYS ARE LIGHT.
872
00:44:37,979 --> 00:44:39,546
WE ARE 82% GAS.
873
00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:40,765
OH, COOL!
874
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:41,766
WE WILL RULE!
875
00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:42,897
BOW DOWN, HUMANS!
876
00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:43,942
YEAH!
877
00:44:43,985 --> 00:44:45,595
YEAH!
878
00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:46,901
YEAH!
879
00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:48,337
OH-OH.
880
00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:49,730
WE WILL DOMINATE YOU!
881
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:51,558
WATCH OUT
FOR THE POWER LINES.
882
00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:56,606
[BALLOONS POPPING]
883
00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:05,964
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
884
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:07,095
YOU GUYS OKAY?
885
00:45:07,139 --> 00:45:09,228
WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
886
00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:11,578
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
887
00:45:11,621 --> 00:45:13,711
WELL, I'LL GO
GET SOME LUNCH.
888
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,902
YOU GUYS ARE
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS, RIGHT?
889
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,512
THAT IS CORRECT.
890
00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:34,993
WHAT, ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE TOUGH OR SOMETHING?
891
00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:36,516
WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
892
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:39,258
OH, YEAH, COME ON,
SUPERIOR BEING, COME ON.
893
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:42,391
YOUR DEATH WILL BE
A LITANY OF DESPAIR.
894
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:45,525
YOUR DEATH WILL BE
A LITANY OF DESPAIR.
895
00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,788
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR?
896
00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:48,789
ARE YOU GONNA CRY?
897
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,790
STOP IT.
898
00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:50,878
HE'S GONNA CRY.
899
00:45:50,922 --> 00:45:52,097
STOP IT. STOP IT.
900
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:54,969
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
ARE PUSSIES.
901
00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:56,666
EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES.
902
00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:58,407
- EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES.
- EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES.
903
00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,409
- EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES.
- EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES.
904
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:03,673
NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU!
905
00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:06,372
- ALL RIGHT!
- [GRUNTING]
906
00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:12,987
SO THREE LARGE COKES,
THREE LARGE FRIES,
907
00:46:13,031 --> 00:46:15,120
NUGGETS, YEAH!
908
00:46:15,163 --> 00:46:17,992
HOW I LONG
FOR THE NOXIOUS ROTTING FRUITS
909
00:46:18,036 --> 00:46:20,255
OF THE PUSTULUM
SHRUB, EH, MY-IK?
910
00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,866
THESE FRIES AREN'T
BAD THOUGH, DU-UG.
911
00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:25,173
SO YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GONNA
BUILD YOUR OWN FLYING MACHINE?
912
00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:26,914
A DOOMSDAY MACHINE.
913
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,961
NAMED BECAUSE IT WILL SPELL
DOOM FOR EVERY HUMAN HEAD.
914
00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:31,179
PRECISELY, DU-UG.
915
00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:32,833
THUS MAKING IT
THEIR DOOMSDAY.
916
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,835
- EXACTLY.
- THE DAY OF THEIR--
917
00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:35,923
SHUT UP, DU-UG.
918
00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,317
NOW WE WILL BEGIN.
919
00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:21,882
WHOA.
920
00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:23,492
IMPRESSIVE, GUYS.
921
00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:26,365
LIKE THE SCUM HAG
OF ANAL ANUS.
922
00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:28,976
OUR DOOMSDAY MACHINE
WILL BRING UTTER DEVASTATION.
923
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,195
BUT, MY-IK,
924
00:47:30,238 --> 00:47:31,936
HOW WILL WE ENSURE
THAT THE HUMANS
925
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:34,068
STAND UP
FOR THEIR BEHEADINGS?
926
00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:35,504
THUSLY.
927
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,986
[PLAYS STAR-SPANGLED BANNER]
928
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:42,772
BUT, MY-IK, HOW WILL
THE HUMANS HEAR OUR COMMANDS?
929
00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:43,991
THUSLY.
930
00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:45,993
BOW DOWN,
LOWLY EARTHLINGS.
931
00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:47,777
BRING US YOUR HEADS!
932
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:48,996
BUT, MY-IK,
933
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,780
WILL NOT SOME
VENGEFUL HUMAN
934
00:47:50,824 --> 00:47:53,000
TRY TO SHOOT OUR
DOOMSDAY MACHINE DOWN?
935
00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:55,742
NOT IF WE GIVE THEM
WHAT THEY LIKE--
936
00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:56,874
NUDIES!
937
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:06,971
WHOA.
938
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,279
NOW, HOW DID YOU
GUYS GET THOSE BIKES?
939
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:12,628
THIS IS IRRELEVANT.
940
00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:14,804
YOU DIDN'T GET THEM OFF
THOSE TWO KIDS?
941
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:16,284
FAREWELL, KENNY.
942
00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:17,633
WHEN THE HISTORY
OF OUR GREAT
943
00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:19,113
AND GLORIOUS
MISSION IS RECORDED,
944
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:22,116
YOURS WILL BE A TINY
BUT MEANINGFUL FOOTNOTE.
945
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,770
- FOOTNOTE.
- THANKS, GUYS,
946
00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:26,904
BUT I THINK
YOU SHOULD GET GOING BECAUSE--
947
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,647
- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
- ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR!
948
00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:35,521
UH, THAT IS MY BOOM BOX,
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
949
00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:37,436
YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HEADS!
950
00:48:37,479 --> 00:48:39,655
- BOW DOWN, LOWLY HUMANS!
- HEY!
951
00:48:39,699 --> 00:48:42,180
THE EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES
ARE STEALING OUR BIKES!
952
00:48:42,223 --> 00:48:44,922
YOUR HEADS ARE NOW OURS!
953
00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:46,184
HUMANS--
954
00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:48,055
WE WANT YOUR HEADS.
955
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:48,969
YOU WILL BE HEADLESS.
956
00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:50,840
YOUR HEADS ARE NOW OURS!
957
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,720
LOOK AT
THE EVIL ALIENS PUSSIES!
958
00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:03,549
DUDE!
959
00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:07,945
THAT IS SO UNCOOL!
960
00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:13,341
ANOTHER DEBACLE.
961
00:49:14,734 --> 00:49:16,823
ONE AFTER
THE OTHER, DU-UG.
962
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,391
[SIGHS]
963
00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:22,742
IT IS TRUE THAT UTTER INDIGNITY
HAS BEEN OUR FATE
964
00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:25,353
THUS FAR ON THIS
PLANET, MY-IK,
965
00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:29,488
BUT BY THE DRIED PIECES OF BARF
FLECKED THROUGH RABIRR'S BEARD,
966
00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,969
I STILL BELIEVE
WE WILL TRIUMPH.
967
00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,362
NO, DU-UG.
968
00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:39,193
WE WILL FAIL
AS WE HAVE BEEN FAILING.
969
00:49:39,237 --> 00:49:41,979
LET US FACE
THE FACTS, SHALL WE?
970
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,982
WE HAVE NO POWERS
WHATSOEVER.
971
00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:47,897
IN FACT,
IT IS NOW MY PERCEPTION
972
00:49:47,941 --> 00:49:50,030
WE ARE FAR WEAKER
THAN THE HUMANS.
973
00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:52,641
THERE IS 5.8 BILLION OF THEM,
THERE'S TWO OF US,
974
00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:55,905
AND WE HAVE
LESS THAN ONE DAY LEFT!
975
00:49:55,949 --> 00:49:58,604
CROKER WILL BE PICKING
OUR BONES FROM HIS TEETH.
976
00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,127
YOU CAN REST
ASSURED OF THAT.
977
00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:02,608
HE'LL BE USING
OUR GUTS AS PARTY FAVORS.
978
00:50:02,651 --> 00:50:04,871
OUR HEADS WILL BE
RETURNED TO KABIJJ
979
00:50:04,914 --> 00:50:07,874
AND THE EMPEROR HIMSELF
WILL PASS GAS AT THEM.
980
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:10,355
TWO MORE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
WILL COME,
981
00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:13,010
WILL SUCCEED,
AND WILL WIN PENNY AND JAN!
982
00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:16,230
WE'RE FAILURES!
983
00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:19,277
COMPLETE
AND PATHETIC FAILURES, DU-UG!
984
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,148
MY FATHER WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL.
985
00:50:21,192 --> 00:50:25,674
HE SAID, "MY-IK," HE SAID,
"YOU WILL BE A FAILURE,
986
00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:27,894
A COMPLETE
AND PATHETIC FAILURE."
987
00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:29,765
I SAID,
"NO, FATHER, NO I WILL NOT."
988
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:34,292
HE SAID, "YES, YES, YOU WILL
FAIL AS I HAVE IN ALL THINGS."
989
00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:35,380
"NO, FATHER.
990
00:50:35,423 --> 00:50:37,164
NO I WON'T.
991
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:40,254
HE SAID, "YES, BY RABIRR'S
STINKING BUTT CRACK, YES."
992
00:50:40,298 --> 00:50:41,255
"NO, FATHER, NO.
993
00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:42,648
I'M NOT LISTENING!
994
00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:44,911
NO, I WON'T
LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE!
995
00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,260
NO, NO, NO!"
996
00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:48,045
LA LA LA LA LA!
997
00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:50,177
MY-IK! MY-IK!
998
00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:51,831
LA LA LA LA LA!
999
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:53,876
MY-IK!
1000
00:50:57,489 --> 00:51:00,796
YOU ARE
A KABIJJIAN WARRIOR, MY-IK.
1001
00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:06,106
YOU ARE
AN EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR.
1002
00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,848
YOU ARE CAUSING
YOUR MAKEUP TO RUN.
1003
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,157
WE NEED YOUR BRILLIANCE, MY-IK!
1004
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,420
YOU ARE THE BRAINS HERE,
MY FRIEND.
1005
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:18,553
WE HAVE ONLY A SHORT TIME LEFT.
1006
00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:21,078
FORGIVE ME, DU-UG.
1007
00:51:23,254 --> 00:51:24,603
AM I SHINY?
1008
00:51:24,646 --> 00:51:25,865
JUST A LITTLE.
1009
00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:33,351
BETTER.
1010
00:51:33,394 --> 00:51:36,223
I'LL SEE YOU HERE
AT 12:00, OKAY?
1011
00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:37,224
OKAY?
1012
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:38,269
OKAY.
1013
00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:39,357
HEY, MAYBE CROKER
WON'T EVEN COME.
1014
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,488
MAYBE HE'LL FORGET.
1015
00:51:40,532 --> 00:51:42,316
YOU DON'T KNOW CROKER.
1016
00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:46,755
POOR EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.
1017
00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:52,370
ARE YOU READY, GIANT CROKER?
1018
00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:55,329
I AM!
1019
00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:56,722
IF THEY HAVE FAILED,
1020
00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:59,768
DESTROY THEM WITH
YOUR GIANT SWORD.
1021
00:51:59,812 --> 00:52:04,033
IF THEY HAVE SUCCEEDED,
DESTROY THEM ANYWAY.
1022
00:52:04,077 --> 00:52:05,992
YES!
1023
00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:07,994
SEND HIM!
1024
00:52:08,037 --> 00:52:08,995
GOOD-BYE.
1025
00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:17,786
ONE THING I WONDER ABOUT,
GREAT RABIRR.
1026
00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:20,920
WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND
CROKER IN THE FIRST PLACE?
1027
00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:22,661
SHUT UP!
1028
00:52:22,704 --> 00:52:25,142
[TECHNO MUSIC]
1029
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,289
PLAY THE SUPERTRAMP.
1030
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:45,379
PLAY THE SUPERTRAMP!
1031
00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:46,163
SUPERTRAMP.
1032
00:52:48,339 --> 00:52:50,689
SUPERTRAMP!
1033
00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:53,822
THIS IS HOW WE DANCE
IN CABBAGE LAND, GODDESSES.
1034
00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:29,423
JAN, THE RED ONION
TRULY IS A WORLD OF FUN.
1035
00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:32,339
- OH, I GLAD YOU LIKE IT, MY-IK.
- NO.
1036
00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:33,819
I HATE TO LEAVE HERE,
1037
00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:37,605
BUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
WE MUST SURELY LEAVE HERE SOON.
1038
00:53:37,649 --> 00:53:40,260
HOW IS YOUR, UH,
YOUR MISSION GOING?
1039
00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,480
TO BE FRANK, JAN, I HAD NO IDEA
1040
00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:45,744
HOW UTTERLY INEPT DU-UG
AND I WERE WHEN WE CAME HERE.
1041
00:53:45,787 --> 00:53:47,615
OH, WELL, MAYBE
IT'S NOT YOU THAT'S INEPT.
1042
00:53:47,659 --> 00:53:49,095
MAYBE IT'S THE MISSION.
1043
00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:52,359
OH, JAN, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
1044
00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:56,581
[CLEARS THROAT]
1045
00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:59,366
UH, PENNY, JAN,
1046
00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:02,456
MY-IK AND I HAVE NOT BEEN
ENTIRELY TRUTHFUL WITH YOU.
1047
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,328
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1048
00:54:04,371 --> 00:54:05,329
THE TRUTH IS...
1049
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,287
WE ARE NOT HUMAN.
1050
00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:08,897
WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
1051
00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:10,725
SENT BY THE EMPEROR RABIRR
TO DOMINATE THIS PLANET
1052
00:54:10,769 --> 00:54:11,770
AND ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE.
1053
00:54:11,813 --> 00:54:13,250
BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT
1054
00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:14,773
WE'LL EITHER BE
SUCCESSFUL IN OUR MISSION
1055
00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:16,470
AND BE RETURNED
TO OUR PLANET IN GLORY--
1056
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,124
OR BE HUNTED
DOWN LIKE WILD BELKRONS
1057
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:20,300
AND DESTROYED BY THE
GREAT AND MERCILESS CROKER.
1058
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,259
WHO IS 100 FEET TALL.
1059
00:54:22,302 --> 00:54:24,173
THE REASON WE DIDN'T TELL YOU
ALL THIS AT FIRST WAS BECAUSE,
1060
00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:26,175
WELL, WE THOUGHT
THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE US
1061
00:54:26,219 --> 00:54:28,743
IF YOU KNEW THAT OUR JOB
WAS TO BEHEAD YOU.
1062
00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:30,484
YOU WERE PLANNING
ON BEHEADING US?
1063
00:54:30,528 --> 00:54:31,659
WELL, THAT WAS OUR MISSION,
1064
00:54:31,703 --> 00:54:32,791
BUT THEN
WE DECIDED TO ANNIHILATE
1065
00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:34,140
ALL OTHER HUMAN LIFE
1066
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,273
AND BRING YOU BACK
TO KABIJJ WITH US.
1067
00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,491
KNOWING FULL WELL THAT,
IF CROKER COMMANDED IT
1068
00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:38,797
WE WOULD HAVE NO CHOICE
1069
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,060
BUT TO CRAVENLY COMPLY
AND BEHEAD YOU AS WELL.
1070
00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:44,019
IN WHICH CASE
WE WOULD FREEZE-DRY YOUR HEADS
1071
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:47,066
AND KEEP THEM IN AIR-TIGHT
BAGS NEAR OUR BEDS.
1072
00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:49,721
OH, DU-UG, I THOUGHT
WE HAD SOMETHING TOGETHER.
1073
00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:51,331
WE DO, PENNY!
1074
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,420
I THOUGHT I OPENED YOUR EYES
TO THINGS, MY-IK.
1075
00:54:53,464 --> 00:54:54,682
GLORIA ESTEFAN?
1076
00:54:54,726 --> 00:54:56,336
PITA BREAD SANDWICHES
WITH TURMERIC RICE?
1077
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:58,033
YOU HAVE, JAN.
1078
00:54:58,077 --> 00:54:59,992
WE LOVE YOU GODDESSES.
1079
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,341
WELL, IF YOU LOVE US,
1080
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:03,691
THEN YOU WILL NOT
BEHEAD ALL OF MANKIND.
1081
00:55:03,735 --> 00:55:05,040
BUT IT'S OUR MISSION.
1082
00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:07,913
WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.
1083
00:55:09,741 --> 00:55:13,048
WELL, THEN,
IT IS YOUR MISSION OR US.
1084
00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:17,314
GOOD-BYE, MY-IK.
1085
00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:18,315
GOOD-BYE, DU-UG.
1086
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:22,406
PENNY.
PENNY!
1087
00:55:22,449 --> 00:55:24,451
CAN I FINISH YOUR SMIRNOFF ICE?
1088
00:55:29,151 --> 00:55:31,197
MAY I FINISH
YOUR SMIRNOFF ICE, MY-IK?
1089
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,241
NO!
1090
00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:43,340
[GROWLS]
1091
00:55:54,525 --> 00:55:56,004
HEY, HEY, HEY!
1092
00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:57,876
THOSE ARE OUR DRINKS ASSHOLE.
1093
00:55:58,659 --> 00:56:01,575
[GRUNTING]
1094
00:56:03,316 --> 00:56:04,709
YEEE!
1095
00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:07,146
YEEE!
1096
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:18,287
FORGET IT.
1097
00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:23,510
GREAT RAGING BELKRON!
1098
00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:32,171
HE'S GOING TO HAVE
A THREESOME WITH OUR GODDESSES!
1099
00:56:32,214 --> 00:56:36,436
HE WILL NOT TOUCH
A HAIR ON THEIR FEET!
1100
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,785
CALMLY, MY-IK.
1101
00:56:37,829 --> 00:56:39,308
CALMLY.
1102
00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:47,404
YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY, RON!
1103
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:50,145
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE EVIL ALIEN LIMP DICKS.
1104
00:56:50,189 --> 00:56:52,539
OH, TELL US SOMETHING
WE DON'T KNOW.
1105
00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:53,932
DU-UG?
1106
00:56:53,975 --> 00:56:55,803
YOU CANNOT GO WITH
THIS PERSON, PENNY.
1107
00:56:55,847 --> 00:56:58,327
HE ONLY WANTS YOU
FOR HIS DEBAUCHERY.
1108
00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:00,547
ALL RIGHT,
GET OUT OF HERE, LOSERS.
1109
00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:04,159
NEVER, MISTER THREESOME!
1110
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:05,552
LOOK.
1111
00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:06,684
YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME?
1112
00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:08,555
I BENCH 220, OKAY?
1113
00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:11,950
SO DON'T MESS WITH THE BIG DOG.
1114
00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:14,213
NOW YOU WILL PAY, RON.
1115
00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:21,046
WELL, SO MUCH FOR THESE GUYS.
1116
00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:24,223
SHALL WE RETIRE TO MY CRIB,
LADIES?
1117
00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,659
LADIES?
1118
00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:27,182
OH, MAN!
1119
00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:30,838
I'M GONNA PAY
YOU TWO LOSERS BACK FOR THIS.
1120
00:57:30,882 --> 00:57:32,100
SWEAR TO GOD.
1121
00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:34,363
WHAT THE HELL?
1122
00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:37,671
DU-UG?
1123
00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:39,194
YES, MY-IK?
1124
00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:41,936
WE CANNOT ALLOW CROKER
TO HARM OUR GODDESSES.
1125
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,590
WE MUST STOP HIM.
1126
00:57:43,634 --> 00:57:45,810
AND OUR MISSION, MY-IK?
1127
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,465
NOW WE HAVE A NEW MISSION,
MY FRIEND.
1128
00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:01,086
[GROWLS]
1129
00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:03,828
[YELLS]
1130
00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:14,012
AHA!
1131
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:38,253
I AM NOT FOOLED!
1132
00:58:40,691 --> 00:58:43,607
WHERE IS MY SWORD?
1133
00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:46,566
I NEED NO SWORD; I AM CROKER!
1134
00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:49,134
I AM ENORMOUS!
1135
00:58:51,919 --> 00:58:53,312
[WHOOSHING]
1136
00:59:04,149 --> 00:59:05,193
HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1137
00:59:05,237 --> 00:59:07,021
YOU TWO ARE NOT
ALLOWED IN HERE.
1138
00:59:07,065 --> 00:59:08,545
OUT OF THE WAY, BREEN.
1139
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,155
GET OUT.
1140
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,550
[HIGH-PITCHED WAILING]
1141
00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,078
THAT SCREECHING THING
ACTUALLY WORKS.
1142
00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,949
YES, IF ONLY
WE'D DISCOVERED IT SOONER.
1143
00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:24,952
OH, HEY, GUYS.
1144
00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:27,607
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1145
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,566
WE NEED YOUR VEHICLE, KENNY.
1146
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,002
WHAT FOR?
1147
00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:32,699
WE MUST GO OUT TO THE DESERT
AND INTERCEPT CROKER.
1148
00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:34,222
WE'VE DECIDED
TO SACRIFICE OURSELVES
1149
00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:35,876
BEFORE HE DESTROYS
THE REST OF THE PLANET.
1150
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,312
SERIOUSLY?
1151
00:59:37,356 --> 00:59:39,967
WOW. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE GONNA DOMINATE.
1152
00:59:40,011 --> 00:59:42,230
LOVE HAS CHANGED
EVERYTHING, KENNY.
1153
00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:43,797
PLEASE, YOUR KEYS.
1154
00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:47,627
WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW TO DRIVE A CAR?
1155
00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:48,846
NO.
1156
00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:52,632
I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY
NO TO THIS ONE, FELLAS.
1157
00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,242
FAREWELL, KENNY.
1158
00:59:54,286 --> 00:59:55,722
DIE PAINLESSLY, GUYS.
1159
00:59:55,766 --> 00:59:56,984
YOU TOO.
1160
01:00:05,863 --> 01:00:07,647
I COULD GIVE YOU
SOME GLOWSTICKS.
1161
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:08,605
- YES!
- YES!
1162
01:00:10,781 --> 01:00:11,738
GLOWSTICKS.
1163
01:00:11,782 --> 01:00:13,131
HEY!
1164
01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:15,263
[HIGH-PITCHED WAILING]
1165
01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:22,096
MY GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING.
1166
01:00:41,594 --> 01:00:43,117
OH!
1167
01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:55,652
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
1168
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:01,048
IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND
OF YOUR TINY MEALS
1169
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:04,312
TO SLAKE MY GIGANTIC APPETITE!
1170
01:01:04,356 --> 01:01:06,575
YOU MIGHT LIKE ONE OF
OUR SPECIAL VALUE MEALS.
1171
01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:07,881
WHAT?
1172
01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:12,581
YOUR TINY VOICE BARELY
REACHES MY HUGE EARS!
1173
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:15,323
WE GOT THE HICKORY BURGER
ON SPECIAL, $4.29.
1174
01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:18,544
I TELL YOU,
YOUR PUNY FOODSTUFFS
1175
01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:22,940
COULD NOT BEGIN TO FILL
MY ENORMOUS BELLY!
1176
01:01:22,983 --> 01:01:24,811
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, MR. BREEN.
1177
01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,465
[PHONE RINGS]
1178
01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:27,684
[CLEARS THROAT]
CAN I HELP YOU?
1179
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,296
I AM CROKER THE MERCILESS!
1180
01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,951
I CAME TO DESTROY
YOUR PLANET AND SQUASH IT
1181
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:36,083
BENEATH MY MIGHTY FOOT.
1182
01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:39,739
BUT FIRST, WHERE ARE
MY-IK AND DU-UG?
1183
01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:41,959
YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL,
OKAY, BUDDY?
1184
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,090
I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE.
1185
01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:45,963
I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG!
1186
01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,573
AGGH!
1187
01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:48,617
AGGH!
1188
01:01:48,661 --> 01:01:49,618
AHH!
1189
01:01:49,662 --> 01:01:50,619
AGGH!
1190
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:53,100
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
1191
01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:54,101
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE.
1192
01:01:54,145 --> 01:01:56,234
I AM CROKER!
1193
01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,844
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
1194
01:01:57,888 --> 01:01:59,106
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
1195
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:02,762
WHAT IS THAT?
1196
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:06,853
THIS IS MY MIGHTY GIANT RAY GUN!
1197
01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:07,941
GIVE ME A BREAK.
1198
01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:08,725
AAGH!
1199
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,337
[ZAPPING]
1200
01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:16,645
HUH?
1201
01:02:22,913 --> 01:02:25,829
UH, YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY TALK TO KENNY
1202
01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,134
ABOUT THOSE OTHER GUYS.
1203
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,615
AAH!
1204
01:02:32,923 --> 01:02:35,839
I AM CROKER!
1205
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:36,927
YOU CAN'T BE CROKER.
1206
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,103
CROKER'S, LIKE,
100 FEET TALL, DUDE.
1207
01:02:39,146 --> 01:02:43,020
I AM 100 FEET TALL!
1208
01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,021
YOU ARE?
1209
01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:47,372
BEHOLD MY IMMENSITY.
1210
01:02:47,415 --> 01:02:50,984
NOW, WHERE ARE MY-IK AND DU-UG?
1211
01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,551
OH, UM.
1212
01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:56,294
WELL, THEY'RE PROBABLY AT
MY HOUSE GETTING THEIR STUFF.
1213
01:02:56,337 --> 01:02:58,862
WHERE IS THIS HOUSE?
1214
01:02:58,905 --> 01:03:01,255
OH, UH, 423 BELINDA COURT.
1215
01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:03,867
423 BELINDAAHH!
1216
01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:06,913
- AAH!
- IT'S, LIKE, UH,
HALF A MILE FROM HERE.
1217
01:03:06,957 --> 01:03:07,958
YOU JUST KEEP
WALKING DOWN THE ROAD.
1218
01:03:08,001 --> 01:03:09,698
CAN'T MISS IT.
1219
01:03:09,742 --> 01:03:13,920
THAT WOULD BE BUT ONE GIANT
STRIDE FOR THE MIGHTY CROKER!
1220
01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:20,840
I WILL CONSUME
ALL OF THE FOOD IN HERE!
1221
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:23,016
HA HA! OH!
1222
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:24,801
THAT'S GONNA BE HOT.
1223
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:27,891
OH! OWW!
1224
01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,675
[SCREAMING]
1225
01:03:29,718 --> 01:03:31,808
AAH! UH. AAH!
1226
01:03:46,474 --> 01:03:49,608
I DO NOT EVEN FEEL THE PAIN!
1227
01:03:52,219 --> 01:03:53,830
AAH!
1228
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:57,921
DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY?
1229
01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:00,837
YOIKES.
1230
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:05,102
PENNY, JAN!
1231
01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:07,191
MY-IK, DU-UG!
1232
01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:08,496
HELP.
1233
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,937
O GREAT CROKER,
DESTROYER OF ALL,
1234
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,373
FORGIVER OF NONE,
1235
01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:16,504
WHILE WE HAVE FAILED
TO TAKE THE PLANET,
1236
01:04:16,548 --> 01:04:18,245
WE HAVE COMPILED A LIST
1237
01:04:18,289 --> 01:04:20,987
OF THE WORST ENEMIES
TO OUR CAUSE.
1238
01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:22,641
MR. BREEN.
1239
01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:23,642
THE COW.
1240
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:24,512
RON.
1241
01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:25,992
THAT KID WHO BEAT ME UP.
1242
01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:32,999
- HEY, CROKER!
- HEY, CROKER!
1243
01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:35,523
[HIGH-PITCHED WAILING]
1244
01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:44,010
BY RABIRR'S UNKEMPT MUFF,
THERE ARE THINGS
1245
01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:47,361
THAT I WILL MISS ABOUT
THIS HIDEOUS PLANET, MY-IK.
1246
01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,233
THE SUPERTRAMP.
1247
01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:50,408
FRIES.
1248
01:04:50,451 --> 01:04:52,105
SMIRNOFF ICE.
1249
01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:55,152
KENNY. PENNY.
1250
01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:56,414
JAN.
1251
01:04:57,284 --> 01:05:02,115
YOU KNOW, I REALLY HATE KABIJJ.
1252
01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:03,508
ME TOO.
1253
01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:07,947
GREAT RAGING BELKRONS,
MY-IK, LOOK!
1254
01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:08,905
WHAT IS IT, DU-UG?
1255
01:05:11,081 --> 01:05:15,433
BY RABIRR'S SAGGY MAN BREASTS,
CROKER'S SWORD SHRANK, MY-IK.
1256
01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:17,696
YET WHY WOULD HE LEAVE IT?
1257
01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:20,960
PERHAPS BECAUSE
HE DOES NOT NEED IT, DU-UG.
1258
01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:25,138
DO YOU MEAN THE TRANSPORTER
MADE HIM GROW EVEN MORE?
1259
01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:27,401
HE IS THUNDERING ACROSS
THE LANDSCAPE EVEN NOW,
1260
01:05:27,445 --> 01:05:31,318
SEARCHING FOR US,
LEVELING ALL IN HIS PATH.
1261
01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:34,278
A PATH THAT WILL
LEAD INEVITABLY TO--
1262
01:05:34,321 --> 01:05:35,583
- KENNY'S HOUSE!
- KENNY'S HOUSE!
1263
01:05:41,372 --> 01:05:42,982
[KENNY]
MY-IK!
1264
01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:44,331
DU-UG!
1265
01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:46,986
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
1266
01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,857
[COYOTE CALLS]
1267
01:05:50,381 --> 01:05:53,471
WHOA, COOL SWORD!
1268
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:04,003
423 BELINDA!
1269
01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:05,396
AHA!
1270
01:06:07,789 --> 01:06:09,748
[MAN]
GET OUT OF THE ROAD,
ASSHOLE.
1271
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,010
BAH!
1272
01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,577
HUH.
1273
01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,250
AAH!
1274
01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:34,903
AAH!
1275
01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:07,066
- YEAH?
- I'M CROKER!
1276
01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:08,154
WHAT?
1277
01:07:08,198 --> 01:07:10,939
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
1278
01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:12,376
GET OUTTA HERE, MAN.
1279
01:07:12,419 --> 01:07:16,075
AAH! AAH!
1280
01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:18,817
BEWARE OF MY MIGHTY RAY GUN.
1281
01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:20,036
YEAH, I'LL DO THAT.
1282
01:07:25,476 --> 01:07:27,434
[WHIRRING]
1283
01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:29,828
[ZAPPING]
1284
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:45,409
NOW YOU BURNED
A HOLE IN MY DOOR, ASSHOLE.
1285
01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:46,845
NOW I GOT TO HANG A NEW ONE.
1286
01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:50,109
JESUS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT, MAN?
1287
01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:51,850
I AM NOT A MAN!
1288
01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:57,116
I AM CROKER, AND I'M HERE
TO DESTROY MY-IK AND DU-UG.
1289
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,378
MY-IK AND DU-UG?
1290
01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,119
YOU'RE HERE TO GET RID
OF MY-IK AND DU-UG?
1291
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,860
HELL, MAN,
I'LL HELP YOU WITH THAT.
1292
01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:03,862
I OWE THOSE GUYS.
COME ON IN.
1293
01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:07,866
I WILL FIGHT YOU, CROKER.
1294
01:08:09,911 --> 01:08:11,739
EXCALIBUR!
1295
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,139
HEY.
1296
01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:21,619
HMM!
1297
01:08:34,284 --> 01:08:36,155
THIS IS GOING TOO SLOWLY, DU-UG.
1298
01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:38,201
WE MUST GO MORE QUICKLY.
1299
01:08:38,244 --> 01:08:39,593
I HAVE AN IDEA, MY-IK.
1300
01:08:39,637 --> 01:08:40,855
- HUH?
- HUH.
1301
01:08:52,954 --> 01:08:54,217
[GROANING]
1302
01:08:57,089 --> 01:08:58,134
HEY!
1303
01:08:58,177 --> 01:08:59,483
LISTEN, THE RAY GUN
IS GOOD AND ALL,
1304
01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:01,180
BUT SERIOUSLY, CROKER,
1305
01:09:01,224 --> 01:09:02,181
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE
ABLE TO DOMINATE
1306
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:04,183
THE WHOLE WORLD WITH JUST THAT.
1307
01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:06,185
IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
1308
01:09:06,229 --> 01:09:08,405
IF YOU WANNA TAKE
OVER THE WHOLE WORLD,
1309
01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,494
YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY
TO REACH PEOPLE,
1310
01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:11,843
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
1311
01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:22,070
GREETINGS, HUMANS.
1312
01:09:22,114 --> 01:09:23,637
I AM CROKER!
1313
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,292
- LITTLE TOO LOUD.
- I AM HERE TO PRESENT YOU
1314
01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:30,949
WITH THE OPPORTUNITY
OF A LIFETIME, A LIFETIME!
1315
01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:35,432
IF I AM LOUD,
IT IS BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED
1316
01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:37,695
ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY!
1317
01:09:37,738 --> 01:09:38,783
GOOD, GOOD.
1318
01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:40,785
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH TALK!
1319
01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,221
LET'S GET TO THE POINT!
1320
01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:44,919
HAVE YOU EVER WISHED
FOR A GIANT DESTROYER
1321
01:09:44,963 --> 01:09:49,446
TO COME FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ
AND ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE?
1322
01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:52,536
WELL, FRIENDS,
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!
1323
01:09:52,579 --> 01:09:57,541
FOR ONLY $29.95,
I, CROKER THE MERCILESS,
1324
01:09:57,584 --> 01:10:00,413
WILL SMASH YOU BENEATH
MY MIGHTY FOOT.
1325
01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:02,285
I AM 100 FEET TALL!
1326
01:10:02,328 --> 01:10:06,680
I CAN CRUSH YOU BETWEEN
MY ENORMOUS FINGERS, AARGH!
1327
01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:08,334
STICK TO THE SCRIPT, CROKER.
1328
01:10:08,378 --> 01:10:14,079
ACT NOW AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
THIS REMARKABLE EXERCISE DEVICE,
1329
01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:18,301
THE BELLY TWISTER,
AND CROKER DOMINATION.
1330
01:10:18,344 --> 01:10:19,606
GREAT AND THEN WE GO TO?
1331
01:10:21,391 --> 01:10:23,871
RRRAH!
1332
01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:29,007
ALTHOUGH I AM 100 FEET TALL,
MY BELLY WAS SOFT.
1333
01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:31,749
BUT THEN
I DISCOVERED BELLY TWISTER,
1334
01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:35,318
AND NOW MY BELLY IS LIKE STEEL!
1335
01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,972
IT'S SO EASY TO USE!
1336
01:10:40,148 --> 01:10:43,326
WHERE I COME FROM,
WE TURN INTO A GELATINOUS,
1337
01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:45,284
FOAMY OOZE UPON DEATH,
1338
01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:47,504
BUT NOW THANKS TO BELLY
TWISTER,
1339
01:10:47,547 --> 01:10:50,463
THAT OOZE WILL BE ROCK HARD!
1340
01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:51,638
BELLY TWISTER!
1341
01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:54,598
BELLY TWISTER!
1342
01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:58,254
BELLY TWISTER!
1343
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,909
BELLY TWISTER!
1344
01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:06,044
BELLY TWISTER!
1345
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:14,052
BUT, CROKER, HOW DO WE KNOW
YOU ARE WHAT YOU SAY?
1346
01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:17,273
HOW DO WE KNOW?
YOU'RE JUST AN ACTOR.
1347
01:11:17,316 --> 01:11:18,535
I AM NO ACTOR.
1348
01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,493
I AM CROKER!
1349
01:11:20,537 --> 01:11:23,801
REMEMBER $29.95
FOR BELLY TWISTER
1350
01:11:23,844 --> 01:11:25,411
AND CROKER DOMINATION.
1351
01:11:25,455 --> 01:11:28,675
WHO COULD SAY
NO TO SUCH AN OFFER, CROKER?
1352
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:31,504
ONLY AN ASSHOLE, CROKER.
1353
01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,207
HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY WILL COME?
1354
01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:41,035
'CAUSE I HAVE THEIR STUFF.
1355
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:45,388
HOW IS MY PERFORMANCE THUS FAR?
1356
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:47,955
IT WAS GOOD.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
1357
01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:49,392
DO YOU HAVE ACTING TRAINING?
1358
01:11:57,617 --> 01:12:00,185
[GRUNTING]
1359
01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:01,534
YEAH!
1360
01:12:01,578 --> 01:12:02,796
[MY-IK]
NOW!
1361
01:12:06,887 --> 01:12:08,541
OH, I SEE NO DAMAGE YET, MY-IK.
1362
01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:11,457
PERHAPS HE FLEW HERE, DU-UG.
1363
01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:12,719
CROKER CAN FLY?
1364
01:12:12,763 --> 01:12:14,721
DARE YOU BELIEVE HIM
INCAPABLE OF IT?
1365
01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:16,723
OH, A FLYING CROKER!
1366
01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,029
WELL, WE WILL GET TO OUR WEAPONS
1367
01:12:18,072 --> 01:12:19,857
AND WE WILL FIGHT HIM
THE BEST WE CAN.
1368
01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:24,470
TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE DIDN'T
TAKE CROKER'S SWORD?
1369
01:12:24,514 --> 01:12:27,430
[DU-UG] BECAUSE THAT BELONGS TO CROKER.
1370
01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:35,263
HEY, MY-IK.
HEY, DU-UG.
1371
01:12:35,307 --> 01:12:36,830
WE'RE HERE FOR OUR WEAPONS, RON.
1372
01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:39,006
IF WE HAD MORE TIME,
WE WOULD FIGHT YOU
1373
01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,487
TO THE DEATH OVER
THE HONOR OF PENNY AND JAN.
1374
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,271
BUT AS WE MUST FIGHT
THE GREAT FLYING CROKER
1375
01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:46,013
BEFORE HE DESTROYS EARTH,
WE WILL GET OUR WEAPONS AND GO.
1376
01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,583
SO CROKER'S HERE, HUH?
1377
01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:52,411
[DU-UG]
OH, HE'S HERE.
1378
01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:54,500
A HORRID BEHEMOTH.
1379
01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,415
[MY-IK]
A GREAT, MONUMENTAL CREATURE
1380
01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:58,504
WHO WILL STRIKE TERROR
INTO YOUR VERY SOUL.
1381
01:12:58,548 --> 01:13:02,508
SO, GUYS, THIS CROKER,
DOES HE WEAR A PURPLE JUMPSUIT?
1382
01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:03,857
- YES.
- THINNING HAIR?
1383
01:13:03,901 --> 01:13:05,642
- YES.
- BIG, BOOMING VOICE?
1384
01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:06,904
- YES.
- BIT OVERWEIGHT?
1385
01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:08,427
- YES.
- BAD TEETH?
1386
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:10,603
GREAT RAGING BELKRONS!
1387
01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:11,517
YOU'VE SEEN HIM?
1388
01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:12,779
I HAVE.
1389
01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:14,651
IN FACT, HEY, CROKER!
1390
01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:16,653
- CROKER!
- CROKER!
1391
01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:18,002
NO!
1392
01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:21,527
BOW DOWN BEFORE CROKER
THE MERCILESS!
1393
01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:23,050
[SCREAMING]
1394
01:13:23,094 --> 01:13:28,316
NOW I WILL CRUSH
YOU BENEATH MY MIGHTY FOOT,
1395
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,668
FOR YOU HAVE FAILED!
1396
01:13:31,711 --> 01:13:33,017
AARGH!
1397
01:13:34,322 --> 01:13:35,541
AAH!
1398
01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:53,690
DO NOT BE FOOLED,
FOR I AM TRULY GIANT!
1399
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:54,952
AAH!
1400
01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:57,955
[SCREAMING]
1401
01:14:07,094 --> 01:14:09,053
AS EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS,
1402
01:14:09,096 --> 01:14:10,837
DU-UG AND I THOUGHT
WE WOULD COME TO EARTH
1403
01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:12,186
AND DOMINATE IT.
1404
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:13,666
NOW WE HAVE FAILED UTTERLY
1405
01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:15,538
AND MUST FACE
THE WRATH OF CROKER.
1406
01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,496
[CROKER]
I AM CROKER!
1407
01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:18,976
YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT!
1408
01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:21,979
[CROKER]
I'M 100 FEET TALL!
1409
01:14:22,022 --> 01:14:23,633
KEEP GOING.
1410
01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:25,591
IF ONLY WE HAD STRENGTHENED
OUR BELLIES, EH, DU-UG?
1411
01:14:25,635 --> 01:14:27,071
BUT WITH WHAT, MY-IK?
1412
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,118
BELLY TWISTER
MIGHT'VE SAVED YOU
1413
01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:33,947
FROM MY WRATH HAD
YOU ORDERED IT IN TIME.
1414
01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:35,949
HOW MUCH WOULD
IT'VE COST US, CROKER?
1415
01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:40,606
ONLY $29.95 PLUS
SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
1416
01:14:40,650 --> 01:14:43,870
A SMALL PRICE TO PAY TO HAVE
SAVED OUR LIVES, EH, MY-IK?
1417
01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:46,003
DO NOT LOSE YOUR HEARD
ABOUT IT, DU-UG.
1418
01:14:46,046 --> 01:14:48,396
I WILL LOSE MY HEAD, DU-UG.
1419
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,573
YES, YOU WILL!
1420
01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:52,618
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
1421
01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:53,750
ARRGH!
1422
01:14:53,793 --> 01:14:55,882
NOW, MY-IK AND DU-UG,
1423
01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:59,233
PREPARE TO FACE
THE WRATH OF CROKER.
1424
01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:03,150
I AM SAVING MY MIGHTY SWORD
FOR YOU HUMANS,
1425
01:15:03,194 --> 01:15:05,370
BUT ONLY IF YOU ACT NOW.
1426
01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:09,505
BUT FOR THESE TWO, THIS WILL DO.
1427
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:19,166
IT HAS NO GAS, CROKER.
1428
01:15:19,210 --> 01:15:22,430
I NEED NO GAS! I AM GIANT!
1429
01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:30,569
YOU CAN USE MY MACHETE
IF YOU LIKE, CROKER.
1430
01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:33,267
YOU SHALL START!
1431
01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:41,449
JUST USE THE DAMN MACHETE,
CROKER.
1432
01:15:41,493 --> 01:15:43,582
COME HERE.
1433
01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:48,456
SO WHEN YOU BEHEAD THESE GUYS,
IS IT GONNA BE, LIKE, MESSY?
1434
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,676
IT WILL MORE LIKE
SLICING VEGETABLES.
1435
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,679
WE'RE MORE LIKE
PLANTS THAN ANIMALS.
1436
01:15:53,723 --> 01:15:55,942
NOW I'M OVERHEATED!
1437
01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:57,335
CRYSTAL GEYSERS, DUDE.
1438
01:15:58,858 --> 01:15:59,903
DU-UG.
1439
01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:01,469
WHAT IS IT, MY-IK?
1440
01:16:01,513 --> 01:16:02,470
LOOK.
1441
01:16:03,994 --> 01:16:07,040
BY RABIRR'S SPASTIC COLON,
YOU'RE BRILLIANT, MY-IK.
1442
01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,476
NO, I'M NOT BRILLIANT.
1443
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,652
YES.
1444
01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:10,957
- NO.
- YES, YOU ARE.
1445
01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:12,959
- NO.
- YES, YOU ARE BRILLIANT.
1446
01:16:13,003 --> 01:16:14,352
- NO, MY-IK.
- YES!
1447
01:16:14,395 --> 01:16:15,832
- NO!
- YES, I'M TELLING YOU!
1448
01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:17,181
- NO.
- YES, MY-IK!
1449
01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:18,965
NO! ALL RIGHT, I'M BRILLIANT.
1450
01:16:19,009 --> 01:16:20,401
YOU HAPPY NOW?
1451
01:16:20,445 --> 01:16:21,707
[CROKER]
SO YOU DON'T THINK I LOOK FAT?
1452
01:16:21,751 --> 01:16:22,839
NO, NOT AT ALL.
1453
01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:24,841
AAH!
1454
01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:28,453
NOW, CROKER,
WE WILL DESTROY YOU!
1455
01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:53,391
[GRUNTING]
1456
01:16:58,526 --> 01:17:01,094
IT WAS STILL A GOOD IDEA,
MY-IK.
1457
01:17:01,138 --> 01:17:02,530
THANK YOU, DU-UG.
1458
01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:07,535
I HAVE HEARD, MY-IK,
THAT AFTER BEHEADING,
1459
01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:09,842
ONE'S HEAD LIVES
FOR APPROXIMATELY
1460
01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:11,670
THREE TO FIVE SECONDS.
1461
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,759
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING, DU-UG?
1462
01:17:13,803 --> 01:17:18,242
PERHAPS OUR HEADS WILL HAVE TIME
TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO EACH OTHER.
1463
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:21,680
OR AT LEAST A WINK
AND A SMILEY FACE.
1464
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:26,119
WELL, GOOD-BYE,
EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR DU-UG.
1465
01:17:26,163 --> 01:17:29,166
GOOD-BYE,
EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR MY-IK.
1466
01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:33,692
HE'S HAD 50,000 TELKRONS.
1467
01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:35,651
BRING HIM BACK NOW!
1468
01:17:44,921 --> 01:17:48,054
SO YOU THINK I HAVE CHARISMA?
1469
01:17:48,098 --> 01:17:49,708
DEFINITELY.
1470
01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:50,535
OKAY, CROKE MAN.
1471
01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:51,667
LET'S CUT SOME VEGETABLES.
1472
01:17:54,365 --> 01:17:57,281
I WILL GET THEM BOTH
WITH ONE SWING, RONSTER.
1473
01:17:57,324 --> 01:17:58,935
AND REMEMBER, HUMANS,
1474
01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:04,592
FOR JUST $29.95,
THIS CAN BE YOUR FATE!
1475
01:18:11,861 --> 01:18:13,297
HOLD IT, CROKER.
1476
01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:15,212
- PENNY!
- JAN!
1477
01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:16,735
HERE FOR THE THREESOME, LADIES?
1478
01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,606
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
1479
01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:19,869
YOU TWO!
1480
01:18:19,912 --> 01:18:22,219
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S US,
PEN-NY AND JA-AN,
1481
01:18:22,262 --> 01:18:24,351
THE FIRST EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
TO COME.
1482
01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:26,832
BUT YOU TWO BURNED UP
IN A TRANSPORTER!
1483
01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:28,660
NO, CROKER, WE MADE IT.
1484
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,054
WE JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO FULFILL RABIRR'S EVIL PLAN.
1485
01:18:31,097 --> 01:18:33,839
- WE LOVE EARTH.
- AND WE LOVE MY-IK AND DU-UG.
1486
01:18:33,883 --> 01:18:36,842
WE MADE IT, AND OUR SWORDS
MADE IT AS WELL.
1487
01:18:36,886 --> 01:18:38,844
AW, MAN!
1488
01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,803
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
1489
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:43,370
HA! UNH!
1490
01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:44,458
[GROANS]
1491
01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:48,071
CROKER, BE STRONG.
1492
01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:50,508
YOU ARE INVINCIBLE!
1493
01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:04,957
WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
1494
01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:06,872
COULD IT BE FEAR?
1495
01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:09,745
WHY DOES MY MIGHTY
HAND TREMBLE SO?
1496
01:19:13,096 --> 01:19:14,532
FIGHT ON, CROKER,
1497
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:18,666
FOR TRULY IT IS YOUR SPIRIT
THAT IS GIANT!
1498
01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:19,885
AAH!
1499
01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:26,979
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1500
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,549
CROKER LASER EYES!
1501
01:19:33,899 --> 01:19:36,641
CROKER MESMERIZING BALL!
1502
01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:39,644
CROKER FIRE BREATH!
1503
01:19:40,906 --> 01:19:42,908
CROKER BODY ODOR!
1504
01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:45,128
CROKER HIGH NOTE!
1505
01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:46,694
EH!
1506
01:19:51,090 --> 01:19:53,049
OH, THIS IS PATHETIC.
1507
01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:54,267
COME ON, BAD BOY.
1508
01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:56,443
CROKER POWER PUNCH!
1509
01:20:07,890 --> 01:20:10,022
CROKER TORNADO!
1510
01:20:10,066 --> 01:20:11,807
OH!
1511
01:20:14,897 --> 01:20:15,811
OW!
1512
01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:24,471
NOW YOU WILL FEEL THE
WRATH OF THE GIANT CROKER.
1513
01:20:24,515 --> 01:20:26,909
YOU'RE NOT A GIANT.
1514
01:20:31,609 --> 01:20:32,915
- HEY, CROKER!
- HEY, CROKER!
1515
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,133
YES?
1516
01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:36,701
[HIGH-PITCHED WAILING]
1517
01:20:48,539 --> 01:20:49,496
OH!
1518
01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:56,895
PEN-NY!
1519
01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:57,983
JA-AN!
1520
01:20:58,027 --> 01:20:59,506
TRIUMPH!
1521
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:01,900
HEY, KIDS.
1522
01:21:01,944 --> 01:21:03,902
LOOK WHAT UNCLE RONNIE FOUND.
1523
01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:04,903
LET'S PLAY.
1524
01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,209
[ZAPPING]
1525
01:21:19,135 --> 01:21:20,658
- JA-AN!
- PEN-NY!
1526
01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:23,095
WHERE WAS HE.
1527
01:21:30,929 --> 01:21:31,887
[WHOOSHING]
1528
01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:53,125
PLACE ME ON A LARGE SPIKE!
1529
01:21:53,169 --> 01:21:54,300
WHATEVER.
1530
01:21:55,606 --> 01:21:57,390
OH, HEY.
1531
01:21:58,348 --> 01:21:59,566
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1532
01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:02,265
I'M KENNY.
1533
01:22:02,308 --> 01:22:03,919
[ALL]
ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
1534
01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:08,053
OH.
1535
01:22:08,097 --> 01:22:10,055
ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
1536
01:22:12,014 --> 01:22:14,407
ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
1537
01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:17,933
ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
1538
01:22:21,371 --> 01:22:23,155
ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
1539
01:22:33,339 --> 01:22:36,995
THE GLUTE TWISTER
WILL DO IT FOR YOU.
1540
01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:40,825
FOR ONLY $24.95,
YOU CAN HAVE A GLUTEUS MAXIMUS
1541
01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:42,044
THAT WILL DOMINATE THE PLANET.
1542
01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:46,091
WHO CAN SAY NO TO
SUCH AN OFFER, CROKER?
1543
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:48,876
ONLY AN ASSHOLE, CROKER.
1544
01:22:52,228 --> 01:22:54,970
HE'S JUST ALL OVER
CABLE ACCESS THESE DAYS.
1545
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:56,580
EVER SINCE EMPEROR KENNY
OPENED TRADE,
1546
01:22:56,623 --> 01:22:58,495
IT'S JUST BEEN CRAZY!
1547
01:22:58,538 --> 01:23:00,627
- WANNA GET LUNCH?
- YEAH.
1548
01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:03,065
AND HERE'S ONE EVIL ALIEN
BURGER MEAL.
1549
01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:04,283
ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
1550
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:06,329
- ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
- ENTHUSE FOR KENNY.
1551
01:23:06,372 --> 01:23:07,591
OH!
1552
01:23:07,634 --> 01:23:10,115
ALL RIGHT ASSHOLE KIDS,
TAKE OVER.
1553
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:11,987
YES, SIR, MR. MY-IK.
1554
01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:16,208
HOW IS YOUR FOOD, LADIES?
1555
01:23:16,252 --> 01:23:17,905
IT'S REALLY VERY GOOD.
1556
01:23:17,949 --> 01:23:19,211
THE JACK CHEESE
AND SLIME MAGGOTS
1557
01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,604
GO VERY WELL TOGETHER.
1558
01:23:20,647 --> 01:23:22,345
WELL, WE MAY NOT HAVE
TAKEN OVER THE WORLD,
1559
01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:25,913
BUT WE DID TAKE OVER THE WORLD
OF FAST FOOD IN THIS MINI-MALL.
1560
01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:30,396
PERHAPS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING
1561
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:33,747
WHY MY-IK AND I HAVE BEEN
ACTING A BIT UNUSUAL LATELY.
1562
01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:36,272
THE COMPULSIVE WIG-WEARING,
THE SHAMPOO DRINKING,
1563
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:38,143
THE CRYING JAGS
FOLLOWED BY THE PERIODS
1564
01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:40,928
OF INTENSE LEGAL STUDY.
1565
01:23:40,972 --> 01:23:44,106
WELL, THERE IS A REASON
FOR ALL OF IT.
1566
01:23:44,149 --> 01:23:47,109
MY-IK, DU-UG, DO YOU MEAN--
1567
01:23:47,152 --> 01:23:50,808
IT SEEMS YOUR FEET ARE
FIRING NO BLANKS, LADIES!
1568
01:23:50,851 --> 01:23:53,941
IN APPROXIMATELY 72 HOURS,
MY-IK AND I WILL WELCOME
1569
01:23:53,985 --> 01:23:57,510
OUR FIRST LITTERS OF BABY
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS.
1570
01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:01,514
[BABIES]
YOU WILL DIE
BEGGING FOR MERCY!
1571
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:06,084
[BABIES]
AND WE WILL
GLADLY PROVIDE IT.
1572
01:24:06,128 --> 01:24:07,042
OH.
1573
01:24:08,608 --> 01:24:13,744
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1574
01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:14,832
♪ THEY RULE!
1575
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:19,054
♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
1576
01:24:19,097 --> 01:24:24,189
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1577
01:24:24,233 --> 01:24:25,321
♪ THEY RULE!
1578
01:24:25,364 --> 01:24:29,412
♪ NO, THEY WON'T
ASK YOU PLEASE ♪
1579
01:24:29,455 --> 01:24:31,849
♪ THE "E" IS FOR EVIL
1580
01:24:31,892 --> 01:24:34,417
♪ AND EVIL YOU WILL SEE
1581
01:24:34,460 --> 01:24:37,115
♪ THE "A" IS FOR ALIEN
1582
01:24:37,159 --> 01:24:39,726
♪ FOR ALIENS THEY BE
1583
01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:42,294
♪ THE "C" IS FOR CONQUERORS
1584
01:24:42,338 --> 01:24:44,862
♪ AND CONQUER YOU THEY SHALL
1585
01:24:44,905 --> 01:24:50,128
♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
WILL NEVER BE YOUR PAL ♪
1586
01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:55,133
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1587
01:24:55,177 --> 01:24:56,395
♪ THEY RULE!
1588
01:24:56,439 --> 01:25:00,138
♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
1589
01:25:00,182 --> 01:25:05,535
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1590
01:25:05,578 --> 01:25:06,884
♪ THEY RULE!
1591
01:25:06,927 --> 01:25:10,322
♪ NO THEY WON'T
ASK YOU PLEASE ♪
1592
01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:13,151
♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
1593
01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:15,806
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
BECAUSE OF THEIR PLAN ♪
1594
01:25:15,849 --> 01:25:18,156
♪ AND THE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1595
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,072
♪ THEY'RE ALIENS
FROM A STRANGE LAND ♪
1596
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,553
♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
1597
01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:26,121
♪ THEY'LL CONQUER
YOUR VERY SOUL ♪
1598
01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:31,300
♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
WANT YOUR HEAD ON A POLE ♪
1599
01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:36,348
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1600
01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:37,654
♪ THEY RULE!
1601
01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:41,179
♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
1602
01:25:41,223 --> 01:25:46,619
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1603
01:25:46,663 --> 01:25:48,012
♪ THEY RULE!
1604
01:25:48,055 --> 01:25:51,363
♪ NO THEY WON'T
ASK YOU PLEASE ♪
1605
01:25:57,413 --> 01:25:59,893
♪ THEY RULE!
1606
01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:10,034
♪ THEY RULE!
1607
01:26:12,993 --> 01:26:15,082
♪ THEY COME TO YOUR PLANET
1608
01:26:15,126 --> 01:26:18,216
♪ IN THEIR JUMPSUITS OF RED
1609
01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:23,308
♪ THEY'RE ON A MISSION
TO DECAPITATE YOUR HEAD ♪
1610
01:26:23,352 --> 01:26:28,095
♪ DON'T WANT YOUR BACKTALK,
DON'T WANT YOUR ADVICE ♪
1611
01:26:28,139 --> 01:26:30,837
♪ THEY JUST WANT
TO VANQUISH YOU ♪
1612
01:26:30,881 --> 01:26:34,232
♪ AND DRINK YOUR SMIRNOFF ICE
1613
01:26:34,276 --> 01:26:39,890
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1614
01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,413
♪ THEY RULE!
1615
01:26:41,457 --> 01:26:44,982
♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
1616
01:26:45,025 --> 01:26:50,379
♪ THEY'RE EVIL
ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪
1617
01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:51,467
♪ THEY RULE!
1618
01:26:51,510 --> 01:26:55,079
♪ NO THEY WON'T
ASK YOU PLEASE ♪
1619
01:26:55,122 --> 01:27:00,606
♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIENS
1620
01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:06,046
♪ THEY CONQUER AND THEY RULE
1621
01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:08,353
♪ WHOA
1622
01:27:08,397 --> 01:27:11,095
♪ WHOA
1623
01:27:11,138 --> 01:27:13,532
♪ WHOA
1624
01:27:13,576 --> 01:27:16,100
♪ THEY RULE!
1625
01:29:04,556 --> 01:29:06,341
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