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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:12,012 [SILENCE] 4 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,050 [GRUNTING] 5 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,967 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 6 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:58,058 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 7 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:01,539 ♪ THEY RULE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 8 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:04,281 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 9 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,717 ♪ BOW DOWN 10 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:08,590 ♪ OH, THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 11 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:11,593 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL BECAUSE OF THEIR PLAN ♪ 12 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:14,161 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 13 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:17,207 ♪ THEY'RE ALIENS FROM A STRANGE LAND ♪ 14 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:22,169 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS WILL CONQUER YOUR VERY SOUL ♪ 15 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:26,869 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS THEY WANT YOUR HEAD ON A POLE ♪ 16 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:29,176 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 17 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:32,222 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 18 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:35,704 ♪ THEY RULE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 19 00:01:35,747 --> 00:01:38,228 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 20 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,882 ♪ BOW DOWN 21 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:45,975 ♪ OH, THE "E" IS FOR EVIL AND EVIL YOU WILL SEE ♪ 22 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:51,241 ♪ "A" IS FOR ALIEN FOR ALIENS THEY BE ♪ 23 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:56,333 ♪ THE "C" IS FOR CONQUERORS AND CONQUER YOU THEY SHALL ♪ 24 00:01:56,377 --> 00:02:01,338 ♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS WILL NEVER BE YOUR PAL ♪ 25 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,514 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 26 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:06,604 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 27 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:10,260 ♪ THEY RULE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 28 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:13,263 ♪ EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 29 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,525 ♪ BOW DOWN 30 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:19,400 YOU WILL GO TO EARTH! 31 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,141 WE SHALL! 32 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:24,274 YOU WILL DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE. 33 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,406 YES! 34 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:27,538 HERE ARE YOUR SWORDS. 35 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:30,541 THEY ARE IMBUED WITH KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE. 36 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,370 EVERY HUMAN HEAD SHALL FALL! 37 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,371 YES! 38 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:35,807 [MUMBLES] 39 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:40,160 MY-IK, DU-UG, IN 822,000 TILKRONS 40 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:43,032 WE WILL SEND THE GIANT CROKER! 41 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,253 [WHIMPERING] 42 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,170 [GROWL] 43 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,050 [GRUNTING] 44 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,202 AAH. 45 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:30,297 IF YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED, YOU'LL RETURN IN GLORY. 46 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:31,863 IF YOU HAVE FAILED, 47 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:34,866 YOU WILL RETURN IN CROKER'S POOP! 48 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:37,739 BY RABIRR'S FLAPPING JOWLS, 49 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:41,351 WE WILL DOMINATE THE PATHETIC EARTHLINGS. 50 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,440 I AM RABIRR. 51 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,572 - YOU ARE! - YOU ARE! 52 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,269 HA. 53 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:50,360 OUR LAST CONQUERORS WERE DESTROYED BY THE TRANSPORTER. 54 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:52,971 IT WORKS BETTER NOW. 55 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,277 POSSIBLY. 56 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,583 ARE YOU READY? 57 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,019 - WE ARE! - WE ARE! 58 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,720 EH, UH. 59 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:05,245 - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! 60 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:22,392 ♪ EVIL, EVIL 61 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:23,480 ♪ ALIEN, ALIEN 62 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,482 ♪ CONQUERORS, CONQUERORS 63 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:26,483 ♪ THEY RULE 64 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,311 COOL. 65 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,921 [GRUNTING] 66 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:39,670 WELL, DU-UG, SHALL WE TAKE THIS HIDEOUS PLANET? 67 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:44,196 MY-IK, OUR SWORDS. WHERE ARE OUR SWORDS? 68 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:47,417 LOOK OUT! 69 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,636 [TINKLES] 70 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,345 THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM. 71 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,304 OUR VAST SUPERIORITY OVER THE EARTHLINGS 72 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,306 WILL BE THE ONLY ADVANTAGE THAT WE NEED. 73 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:10,701 BESIDES, WE HAVE 822,000 TILKRONS UNTIL CROKER COMES. 74 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:14,096 THAT WORKS OUT TO TWO AND A HALF DAYS. 75 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,989 [HONKING] 76 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:42,472 [MAN] HEY. 77 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:48,870 HOW'S IT GOING? 78 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:51,394 YOU GUYS ARE ALIENS, RIGHT? 79 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:54,484 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ, 80 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,399 SEND HERE TO UTTERLY DOMINATE YOUR PLANET 81 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,445 AND ANNIHILATE ALL OF HUMAN LIFE. 82 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:01,491 RIGHT, RIGHT, 'CAUSE I SAW YOU GUYS, 83 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,885 LIKE, FALL OUT OF THE SKY. 84 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:09,499 WELL, GOOD LUCK, I GUESS. 85 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:10,892 HE WILL DIE PAINLESSLY. 86 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:13,416 YOU WILL DIE PAINLESSLY. 87 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,374 ALL RIGHT. 88 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,509 HA, HA. 89 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:22,643 WE WILL SPEAK TO THE LEADER OF THIS FRY KINGDOM, DU-UG. 90 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,122 WE WILL COMMAND HIM TO SURRENDER EARTH 91 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,472 AND BRING TO US ALL OF ITS CITIZENS. 92 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:28,431 OUR TRIUMPH WILL BE QUICK AND ABSOLUTE, MY-IK. 93 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,041 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CORRECT, DU-UG. 94 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:31,521 OUR MERE PRESENCE HERE 95 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,654 WILL CAUSE THESE LOWLY BEINGS TO BOW DOWN BEFORE US. 96 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:34,916 WAIT. 97 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:39,486 DAMN THE SHRINKAGE. 98 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,749 THE KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE OF OUR MAKEUP KITS HAS BEEN 99 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,315 SO DIMINISHED. 100 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:46,493 OH, HOW I LONG TO SLATHER MY FACE IN A THICK, 101 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,277 CHUNKY FOUNDATION. 102 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,670 THE QUICKER OUR TRIUMPH, DU-UG, 103 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,194 THE QUICKER WE'LL BE CLOGGING OUR PORES AGAIN. 104 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,953 WE ARE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, EARTHLING! 105 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:14,564 WE ARE THE END OF THE HUMAN RACE! 106 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:17,567 [BABY CRYING] 107 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,488 BEHOLD OUR SWORDS! 108 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,881 THEY MAY BE SMALL, 109 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:29,449 BUT THEY ARE IMBUED WITH KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE. 110 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:35,106 OKAY, WHY DON'T WE JUST GO OUTSIDE? 111 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,239 SOON YOUR HEADS WILL ALL BE REMOVED! 112 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,502 YOUR PLANET WILL BE UNDER OUR CONTROL! 113 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,112 YOUR HEADS WILL BE UNDER OUR CONTROL! 114 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,114 - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! 115 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:46,988 YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY, MR. BREEN. 116 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:49,251 YOU WILL DIE BEGGING FOR MERCY. 117 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:52,210 AND WE WILL GLADLY PROVIDE IT. 118 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:54,256 I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU TWO IN HERE AGAIN. 119 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:59,087 PERHAPS THE TAKEOVER OF EARTH WILL NOT BE AS EASY 120 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,002 AS WE ANTICIPATED, MY-IK. 121 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,221 AS THE GREAT RABIRR HIMSELF NOTED, DU-UG, 122 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:06,007 THE FUTURE ALWAYS DANGLES JUST BEFORE US LIKE A LIMA 123 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,488 BEFORE THE HUNGRY CROWDIT'S ANUS. 124 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,622 WE WILL KEEP SEARCHING 125 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,363 FOR THE LEADER OF THIS PLANET, DU-UG, 126 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,713 FOR SURELY IT CANNOT BE THIS MR. BREEN. 127 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,283 SO HOW'D IT GO, GUYS? 128 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:22,850 SPLENDIDLY. 129 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,765 SO, I WAS WONDERING, LIKE, DO YOU HAVE, 130 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,375 LIKE A PLAN OR SOMETHING? 131 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,985 OUR PLAN IS, NUMBER ONE, COME TO PLANET EARTH. 132 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,639 THAT PART HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. 133 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:33,164 NUMBER TWO, DOMINATE THE PLANET AND ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE. 134 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,775 RIGHT, RIGHT. THAT PART. 135 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,690 BUT DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A PLAN PLAN, LIKE, 136 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,300 HOW TO DO IT? 137 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:41,564 BY RABIRR'S FLABBY BUTTOCKS, YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS. 138 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,914 OH, HEY, MAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO DEFENSIVE. 139 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,612 I'M NOT AGAINST YOU GUYS. 140 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:46,743 YOU HAVE A PLACE TO STAY? 141 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,571 WE NEED NO PLACE TO STAY. 142 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:49,659 WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS. 143 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,313 RIGHT, RIGHT. 144 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,184 NO, I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, THE WIND MIGHT PICK UP. 145 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,447 AND PLUS, YOU GUYS HANG AROUND HERE TOO LONG, 146 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:58,581 MR. BREEN WILL DEFINITELY CALL THE COPS. 147 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:02,324 MR. BREEN WILL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO BE BEHEADED. 148 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,804 YEAH. HE'S A DICK. 149 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,110 I'VE BEEN WORKING AT THAT PLACE FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW 150 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,677 AND HE HASN'T GIVEN ME A RAISE ONCE. 151 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:11,594 IN FACT, HE'S, LIKE, LOWERED MY SALARY LIKE THREE TIMES. 152 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,595 UNACCEPTABLE! 153 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,988 I KNOW, RIGHT? 154 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,686 BUT, UH, I GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 155 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,776 SORT OF HAD TO EAT A SLICE OF THE OLD TURD PIE. 156 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,082 TURD PIE? 157 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,084 MY APPETITE STIRS. 158 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:26,217 SO YOU'RE, LIKE, REAL ALIENS, HUH? 159 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,785 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 160 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,093 THAT'S COOL. 161 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:35,487 WELL, I'D JUST WATCH OUT FOR THAT WIND, 162 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:39,622 BECAUSE WHEN IT BLOWS, MAN, SOMETIMES THE CATS BARF. 163 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,058 CAT BARF. 164 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:44,366 NOW MY APPETITE STIRS. 165 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,324 ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH, I'M GONNA TAKE OFF, 166 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,500 SO LAST CALL IF YOU WANT A RIDE. 167 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,244 [WIND BLOWING] 168 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,126 WE NEED NO RIDE! 169 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,139 OKAY, HERE WE ARE. 170 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:23,013 SO, GUYS, JUST MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 171 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,014 GET THIS OUT OF YOUR WAY. 172 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,146 HAVE A SEAT. 173 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,714 THE OLD HOMESTEAD. 174 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,846 YOU WANT A SMIRNOFF ICE? 175 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,239 SMIRNOFF ICE? 176 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,284 OH, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LIKE THIS. 177 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,683 YOUR ABODE IS AN ABOMINATION. 178 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:44,687 WHEW, YOU DON'T GOT VERY GOOD MANNERS, DO YOU? 179 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,732 YEAH, I KNOW. 180 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,647 SO HERE YOU GO, GUYS. 181 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,001 - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! 182 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,133 [CLINK] 183 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,702 SO WHO IS THIS RABIRR DUDE, ANYWAY? 184 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,661 RABIRR IS THE LEADER OF OUR NOBLE HOME PLANET. 185 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,010 HE IS VERY GREAT. 186 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,925 I WILL NOW BRIEFLY RHAPSODIZE ON HIS GREATNESS 187 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,796 AND THE GLORY OF OUR HOME PLANET FOR YOU. 188 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,797 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 189 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,886 ♪ O RABIRR, O RABIRR 190 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,192 ♪ GREAT IS YOUR SHAPE AND YOUR FORM ♪ 191 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,455 ♪ O RABIRR, GREAT RABIRR 192 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,022 ♪ YOU HAVE A GIANT, FAT BUTT ♪ 193 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,937 ♪ O RABIRR, GREAT RABIRR 194 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,461 ♪ YOU WEAR LADIES' UNDERWEAR 195 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:20,810 [GRUNTING] 196 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,769 OH, BATHROOM IS OVER THERE DU-UG. 197 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:23,770 AH. 198 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,425 ♪ FAT ASS, FAT ASS 199 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,362 ♪ FROM YOUR MIGHTY ROCK-STREWN DESERTS ♪ 200 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,191 ♪ TO YOUR STINKING, BILIOUS SWAMPS ♪ 201 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:59,370 ♪ FROM YOUR MASSIVE, SLUDGY, SLIME PITS TO YOUR MASSIVE GASSY HALLS ♪ 202 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:02,634 ♪ OH, HOW WE LOVE YOU, KABIJJ 203 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,731 I HAVE PERFORMED THE CEREMONIAL HEAD DUNK, MY-IK. 204 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:12,775 WELL DONE, DU-UG. 205 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,124 NOW I WILL DO THE SAME. 206 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,825 HAVE YOU ANY MORE SMIRNOFF ICE, KENNY? 207 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,391 OH, YEAH. 208 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,526 AHH. 209 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,195 NUDIES! 210 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,549 [BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING] 211 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,118 [MAN] OH, YEAH! 212 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,903 OH, BABY, YEAH! 213 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,905 UH, YEAH! 214 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:56,906 YEAH! 215 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,822 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 216 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,693 GET READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, BABY. 217 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:04,566 GET READY TO ROCK AND ROLL! 218 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:05,828 YEAH. 219 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,916 YEAH! 220 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,700 ROCK AND ROLL! 221 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,139 HEY, UH, THAT'S MY ROOMMATE RON. 222 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,836 HE GETS LAID A LOT, OKAY? 223 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,186 JUST BE COOL. MY-IK, BE COOL. 224 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,669 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? KENNY! 225 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,934 OH, UH, YEAH, THESE ARE MY NEW FRIENDS, RON, UH, 226 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,457 MY-IK AND DU-UG. 227 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,850 THEY'RE NEW IN TOWN. 228 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:31,158 YOU KNOW THIS GUY KENNY'S A TOTAL LOSER, RIGHT? 229 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:34,074 - [KENNY] SHUT UP, RON. - JUST JOKING, KENNETH. 230 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,946 - YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY, RON. - WHAT? 231 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,730 WE ARE NOT NEW IN TOWN. 232 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,342 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ 233 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,692 SENT HERE TO UTTERLY DOMINATE YOUR PLANET. 234 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,956 BEHOLD THE KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE! 235 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:49,829 OH, MAN. 236 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:56,096 KENNY, I'M TIRED OF YOU BRINGING YOUR LOSER FRIENDS 237 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,575 AROUND HERE, MAN. 238 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,055 THIS ISN'T A SHELTER FOR THEM, YOU KNOW? 239 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,102 LISTEN, RON, I PAY SOME OF THE RENT HERE TOO, 240 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,233 AND I GOT SOME RIGHTS. 241 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,582 YOU'RE A ZERO, KEN. 242 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,975 YOU WERE A ZERO IN HIGH SCHOOL, 243 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,324 A ZERO AT JACK IN THE BOX. 244 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,979 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A ZERO. 245 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,502 YOU'RE THE ZERO, RON. 246 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:12,895 NO, KENNY, I'M A TEN. 247 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,723 HEE, AT WHAT? 248 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,029 TEN. 249 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,641 THIS ONE WILL DIE BEGGING FOR MERCY, DU-UG. 250 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,731 AND WE WILL GLADLY PROVIDE IT. 251 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,039 LISTEN, LOSERS, 252 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910 WHEN I'M MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN, 253 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,304 WHICH I HAPPEN TO DO A LOT, BECAUSE I'M A VERY GOOD LOVER. 254 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,653 IN FACT, I'M THE KIND OF GUY 255 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,394 WHO GETS THREESOMES SOMETIMES, OKAY. 256 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:37,006 THAT'S FOUR BOOBS, FOUR BUTT CHEEKS, AND ME. 257 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,923 ME. NOT YOU GUYS, SO STAY OUTTA MY WAY. 258 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,621 AND DON'T TOUCH MY SUN CHIPS OR CRYSTAL GEYSERS. 259 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:50,019 THIS ONE WILL DIE IN AGONY, DU-UG. 260 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,369 HE WILL. 261 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,550 SUN CHIPS AND CRYSTAL GEYSERS, BABY. 262 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:07,036 RON MAKES INFOMERCIALS, BUT HE'S GOOD WITH THE RENT. 263 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,037 [BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING] 264 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,126 [RON] OH, YEAH! 265 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,562 BABY, YEAH! 266 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,303 LOCK AND LOAD, BABY. 267 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,262 LOCK AND LOAD! 268 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,003 GET READY FOR RON, BABY! 269 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,918 YEAH, YEAH! 270 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,049 GO, RON, GO! 271 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,921 GO, RON, GO! 272 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,271 GO, RON, GO-OH! 273 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,576 [SQUEAKING STOPS] 274 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,059 WELL, YOU GUYS CAN SLEEP OUT HERE IF YOU WANT. 275 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,065 - MY-IK? - YES, DU-UG? 276 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,588 DO YOU LIKE SMIRNOFF ICE? 277 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:41,592 - NO. - I DON'T EITHER. 278 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,552 I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY MORE LEFT IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 279 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,468 DU-UG? 280 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,035 YES, MY-IK? 281 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:53,865 I SAW SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLY HORRID IN THE BATHROOM. 282 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,174 NUDIES. 283 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,002 THEY TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF HERE, DU-UG. 284 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,221 MONSTROUS! 285 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,483 IN KABIJJ, WE NEVER UNDRESS! 286 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,006 AND WE NEVER SHALL. 287 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,052 - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! 288 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:14,016 WELL, TOMORROW WE BEGIN TO DOMINATE THIS HIDEOUS PLANET. 289 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,366 AND SOON, VERY SOON, 290 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,889 WE WILL ONCE AGAIN BE FLOATING 291 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:21,023 FACEDOWN IN THE RANCID MUCKHOLE AT GROANCUS. 292 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,721 OH, HOW I LONG FOR IT! 293 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,854 HOW I LONG FOR FULL MAKEUP. 294 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,770 WE ARE DOING WELL, MY-IK? 295 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:30,990 VERY WELL. 296 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,392 NUDIES. 297 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,917 NUDIES! 298 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,659 NUDIES. 299 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,488 NUDIES. 300 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,230 NUDIES. 301 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,799 NUDIES! 302 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:02,108 NUDIES! 303 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,935 HOW'S IT GOING, MY-IK? 304 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,285 FINE! 305 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,026 I HAD NO DREAM! 306 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,813 SO, MY-IK, DOUG AND I WERE TRYING 307 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,249 TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT HERE. 308 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,644 OKAY. 309 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,777 THERE'S, LIKE, SIX BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH. 310 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,649 SIX BILLION TIMES THE PLEASURE. 311 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,565 WELL, YEAH, BUT WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IS, 312 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,567 LIKE, THERE'S JUST THE TWO OF YOU, RIGHT, 313 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,178 AND YOU HAVE 822,000 TILKRONS, 314 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:32,399 WHICH DU-UG SAID WORKS OUT TO LIKE TWO DAYS. 315 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,922 MORE THAN ENOUGH. 316 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:37,186 OKAY, SO THAT'S LIKE THREE BILLION PEOPLE A DAY. 317 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:41,190 AND LET'S SAY YOU DO 12-HOUR DAYS, NO BREAKS. 318 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:45,194 THAT'S LIKE 250 MILLION AN HOUR. 319 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,457 FOUR MILLION A MINUTE. 320 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,546 70,000 A SECOND. 321 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,070 THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM. 322 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,202 NOT TO MENTION, LIKE, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT NOT, 323 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:56,118 LIKE, LINE UP TO BE BEHEADED. 324 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,165 ALTHOUGH SOME PEOPLE PROBABLY WOULD, SURE. 325 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,560 BUT SOME PEOPLE MIGHT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HIDE OR SOMETHING. 326 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,301 - NOT A PROBLEM. - NO? 327 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,477 - NO. - OKAY, SO... 328 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,394 YOU GUYS MUST BE REALLY GOOD AT THIS, RIGHT? 329 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,743 THAT IS CORRECT. 330 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,310 I MEAN, YOU'VE PROBABLY DONE THIS, LIKE, 331 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,007 ON A BUNCH OF OTHER PLANETS, RIGHT? 332 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,619 BY RABIRR'S FLACCID MICRO-PHALLUS, 333 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,186 WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING AT, EARTHLING? 334 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,013 HAVE YOU ANY MORE SMIRNOFF ICE, KENNY? 335 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,233 OH, YEAH, I THINK THERE'S HALF OF ONE LEFT IN THE FRIDGE. 336 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,582 YOU WILL DIE PAINLESSLY. 337 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,149 - THANKS. - NO, I'M JUST SAYING, 338 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,282 YOU KNOW, A] YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS-- 339 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,979 WE HAVE OUR SWORDS. 340 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,155 [DU-UG] THEY'RE IMBUED WITH KABIJJIAN MAGNIFICENCE! 341 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:36,376 YEAH, UH, AND THEY'D BE REALLY GOOD FOR, LIKE, 342 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,029 SPEARING OLIVES WITH, 343 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:42,251 BUT MAYBE NOT FOR BEHEADING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. 344 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:45,211 AND B] YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE. 345 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,169 WHEN WE ARE FINISHED HERE WE WILL HAVE EXPERIENCE. 346 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,040 EXPERIENCE. 347 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:53,044 WELL, YEAH, BUT I'M THINKING I DON'T START WORK TILL 6:00, 348 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,785 AND I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 349 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:02,053 YOU GUYS GONNA BE DOING SOME WORK ON THE HOUSE? 350 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:07,189 OH, NO, THEY'RE HERE TO BEHEAD EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET. 351 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,190 THEY'RE THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 352 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,974 GOTCHA. 353 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,673 SO THEY'RE GONNA WANT SOMETHING WITH SOME REAL POWER THEN. 354 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,804 OH, DEFINITELY. 355 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,937 THIS BABY HERE CAN REALLY-- 356 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,199 HE'S GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL. 357 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,418 OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 358 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,289 HE'S HAD LIKE TEN SMIRNOFF ICES. 359 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,943 BUT NO, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 360 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,293 NO, BUT THEY REALLY ARE THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 361 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,077 I SAW THEM FALL OUT OF THE SKY LAST NIGHT, 362 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,384 AND IT WAS LIKE INDEPENDENCE DAY, 363 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,213 EXCEPT THEY DON'T HAVE BIG SHIPS, 364 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,346 AND THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, TWO OF THEM. 365 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,912 AND THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE 366 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:38,525 ANY SPECIAL ABILITIES OR WEAPONS OR ANYTHING, 367 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,702 BUT THEY ARE COMPLETELY SUPERIOR BEINGS. 368 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,312 OF COURSE, IF THEY DO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THEIR MISSION 369 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,705 THEN I'LL GET BEHEADED TOO, 370 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,315 BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK I WILL. 371 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:49,666 BUT IF I DO, I GET, LIKE, THIS HUGE SPIKE FOR MY HEAD, 372 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,233 LIKE, EXTRA, EXTRA TALL. 373 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,452 THEY TOLD ME. 374 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,323 BUT I'M THINKING, LIKE, OBI WAN KENOBI, 375 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,672 YOU KNOW, LIKE, OBI WAN, 376 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,239 BECAUSE HE DIES AND THEN HE BECOMES 377 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,111 EVEN MORE POWERFUL, LIKE A GHOST OR SOMETHING. 378 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,723 ANYWAY, IF THEY DON'T, THEN THIS GUY CROKER WILL COME, 379 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:06,857 AND CROKER IS, LIKE, TOTAL MALIGNANT DESTRUCTION. 380 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,337 LIKE, A 100 FOOT TALL. 381 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,731 HOW ARE YOU GUYS PAYING FOR ALL THIS? 382 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,996 OKAY, SEE, YOU GOTTA MAKE MONEY 383 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,998 IN ORDER TO BUY THOSE THINGS, 384 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,480 AND THIS IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO DO IT. 385 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,438 - GRR! - GOOD LUCK! 386 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,961 SEE YOU BACK HERE AT 3:00. 387 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,327 YOU BOYS LOOKING FOR WORK? 388 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,763 YES. 389 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,112 HOP IN THE BACK. 390 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:54,296 [MY-IK] WE ARE NOT BOYS. 391 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,297 WHAT? 392 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,298 WE ARE NOT BOYS. 393 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,127 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 394 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,041 WHAT? 395 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:04,175 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 396 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,264 HOLD ON. 397 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,663 [LAWN MOWER WHIRRING] 398 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,039 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK, DU-UG? 399 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,914 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 400 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,569 UH, HAVE YOU ANY SMIRNOFF ICE? 401 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:53,312 SURE, I HAVE SMIRNOFF ICE. 402 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,313 COME ON OVER. 403 00:21:57,272 --> 00:22:01,842 AREN'T YOU HOT IN THAT HEAVY MAUVE JUMPSUIT, DU-UG? 404 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,714 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT OFF AND COOL DOWN FOR A BIT? 405 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,849 YOU CERTAINLY ARE GOOD WITH A WEED WHACKER, 406 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,416 AREN'T YOU, DU-UG? 407 00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:14,463 OR ARE YOU JUST GOOD WITH ALL YOUR WEED-WHACKING TOOLS? 408 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:17,918 MY-IK? 409 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,402 COME ON, MY-IK, YOU WANNA JOIN US? 410 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,928 DON'T BE SCARED. 411 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,813 THERE'S KENNY. 412 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,206 DU-UG, THIS IS OUR MISSION. 413 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:46,686 NUMBER ONE, COME TO PLANET EARTH. 414 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,514 NUMBER TWO, ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE. 415 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,820 THERE IS NO NUMBER THREE, DEVELOP A DRINKING PROBLEM, 416 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,083 NUMBER FOUR, FALL IN LOVE WITH A DIVORCED HUSSY. 417 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,824 SHE WAS BEWITCHING ME, MY-IK. 418 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,565 [DIVORCEE] BYE, DU-UG. 419 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:01,091 DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU, DU-UG. 420 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,528 THANK YOU, MY-IK. 421 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:03,833 HEY, GUYS. 422 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,313 - HOW'D IT GO? - WE ARE RICH. 423 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,228 ALL RIGHT! HEY, I GOT GOOD NEWS. 424 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:10,492 TURNS OUT POPULATION OF THE WORLD IS ONLY 5.8 BILLION. 425 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,842 IT'S LIKE 65,000 A SECOND. 426 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,366 65,000 TIMES THE PLEASURE. 427 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,238 SO I WAS THINKING WHILE YOU WERE GONE 428 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:19,588 THAT MAYBE WE WANT TO MAINTAIN YOUR COVER. 429 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:20,894 WHICH IS GREAT ADVANTAGE. 430 00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:23,244 RIGHT, RIGHT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REALLY BAD 431 00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,115 TO START BEHEADING PEOPLE 432 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,248 UNTIL YOU REALLY GOT STARTED, YOU KNOW? 433 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,555 YOU DON'T WANT TO BEHEAD ONE PERSON AND GO TO JAIL. 434 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,513 THANK YOU. 435 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:32,427 HERE. 436 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,690 BUT YOU DO NEED PRACTICE, RIGHT? 437 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:35,822 SO I WAS THINKING... 438 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,704 OKAY HERE WE ARE. 439 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,446 WHAT IS THIS MONSTROUS CREATURE? 440 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,534 THE COW. 441 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,275 YOU CAN PRACTICE ON HIM 442 00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,886 THEN WE'LL TAKE IT AND MAKE STEAKS. 443 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,410 AND TAKE HIS EGGS, ALSO. 444 00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:03,893 NO, THAT'S CHICKENS, DU-UG. 445 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:07,506 GREETINGS, COW. 446 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,293 I AM MY-IK. THIS IS DU-UG. 447 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:16,297 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ. 448 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,125 PREPARE TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE, COW, 449 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,127 SO THAT WE MAY PRACTICE BEHEADING. 450 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:22,782 PLEASE, COW. 451 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,523 WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS, COW! 452 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,654 PLEASE, COW. 453 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,744 - COW? - UH, PLEASE, COW. 454 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:31,268 - COW! - WE IMPLORE YOU, COW! 455 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,532 STOP, COW! 456 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,620 I BEG OF YOU, COW. 457 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:37,666 NO! I COMMAND YOU! 458 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:41,017 - COW! - COW, WE BEG OF YOU. 459 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,585 NO, COW! STOP, COW! 460 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,195 NOW YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY! 461 00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:48,590 COW! COW! COW! 462 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:49,809 - COW! - STOP, COW! 463 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,332 LITTLE DEMON! 464 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,029 STOP RUNNING SO FAST, COW! 465 00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:55,945 [MOOING] 466 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,469 PAY, COW! 467 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,690 NOW...COW...PAY! 468 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:02,952 [WHIMPERING] 469 00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,563 PLEASE, COW. 470 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,656 I DEFINITELY HAVE ENOUGH GAS. 471 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:17,576 YOU WANT SOME PRETZELS? 472 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,712 NOW WE WILL SEE WHO POSSESSES 473 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,975 THE GREATER INTELLIGENCE, EH, COW? 474 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,237 YOU WILL SIZZLE 475 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,588 IN OUR FRYING PAN TONIGHT, DEMON! 476 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,335 [MOOING] 477 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,733 STOP, COW! PLEASE, COW! 478 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:45,995 OH, COW! 479 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,826 WE'RE SORRY, COW. 480 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,654 NO, COW! 481 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,221 AAH! 482 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,486 THEY SURE DON'T SEEM LIKE SUPERIOR BEINGS. 483 00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:06,146 I THOUGHT I HAD MORE GAS THAN THAT. 484 00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,408 ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT? 485 00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:08,844 WE ARE FINE. 486 00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,759 OKAY, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD'VE HURT MOST HUMANS, 487 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,892 BUT I GUESS 'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO SUPERIOR-- 488 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,894 - WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS. - RIGHT. 489 00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:16,156 WE WILL DOMINATE YOUR PLANET. 490 00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,766 OH, TOTALLY. 491 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,899 BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA 492 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:21,770 TO COME UP WITH, LIKE, A DIFFERENT PLAN. 493 00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,164 THAT COW WILL PAY! 494 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,732 OH, HE WILL, HE WILL, BUT I WAS THINKING, LIKE, 495 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:27,820 YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE 496 00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:30,692 ABLE TO BEHEAD 5.8 BILLION PEOPLE. 497 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,695 I'D ACTUALLY BE SURPRISED IF YOU GOT LIKE 5.8 OF THEM, 498 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:37,568 TO BE HONEST, BUT, FELLAS, THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY. 499 00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:40,006 PERHAPS WE COULD BURY ALL THE HUMANS ALIVE 500 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,573 AND THEN WEED-WHACK THEIR HEADS OFF. 501 00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:44,445 THERE YOU GO, ALTHOUGH, ACTUALLY, 502 00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,316 THAT WOULD BE KIND OF TRICKY, TOO. 503 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,318 I HAVE IT. WE'LL BUILD A HUGE MAGNET 504 00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:50,886 AND MAGNETICALLY PULL OFF ALL HUMAN HEADS! 505 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,322 BRILLIANT, MY-IK. 506 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,281 IT IS BRILLIANT EXCEPT FOR ONE THING-- 507 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,717 HUMAN HEADS AREN'T METAL, 508 00:27:55,761 --> 00:28:00,069 SO, LIKE, MAGNETS CAN'T REALLY PULL THEM OFF. 509 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,941 [WOMAN] NICE PAJAMAS, ASSHOLES! 510 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,551 WE WILL BEHEAD YOU! 511 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,598 WHAT IS THIS APPALLING MUSIC, KENNY? 512 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,339 OH, IT'S SUPERTRAMP, DU-UG. 513 00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:10,689 THEY USED TO BE REALLY BIG. 514 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,821 MONSTROUS! WHAT IS THIS SONG CALLED? 515 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,605 THE LOGICAL SONG. 516 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,217 "IT IS HORRID!" YET ODDLY ENJOYABLE. 517 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,219 YEAH, MOST HUMANS USED TO REALLY DIG 'EM. 518 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:21,874 SOON THEY WILL BE DIGGING ONLY GRAVES FOR THEIR OWN HEADS! 519 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,484 EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN 520 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:26,052 WHY THE WHOLE MAGNET THING WON'T WORK, KENNY. 521 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,750 OH, WELL, YOU SEE, MIKE, MAGNETS ATTRACT METAL. 522 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:29,795 YES. 523 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,448 AND HUMAN HEADS AREN'T METAL. 524 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:32,972 THEY COULD BE MADE METAL! 525 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:34,495 INSPIRATION, DU-UG! 526 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:38,107 THAT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF WORK, GUYS, SERIOUSLY. 527 00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,634 WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE ARE DUDES 528 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:45,375 WHO HAVE METAL PLATES IN THEIR HEADS. 529 00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,247 - AHA! - AND YOU COULD, LIKE, 530 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,249 MAGNETICALLY PULL THEIR HEADS OFF, MAYBE. 531 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,772 VICTORY, MY-IK! 532 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,513 BUT THEY'RE ALL OLD, PRETTY MUCH, 533 00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:54,863 AND YOU MIGHT END UP JUST, LIKE, PULLING THE METAL PLATE OUT 534 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,952 AND NOT THE ENTIRE HEAD. 535 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,388 PLUS, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 536 00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,129 IT WOULDN'T NECESSARILY BE THAT EASY 537 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:02,784 TO FLY GIANT MAGNETS OVER THE ENTIRE EARTH. 538 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,830 IT WOULD BE EASY FOR US. 539 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,875 ANOTHER TERRIBLE SONG! 540 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,268 BY RABIRR'S WAX-FILLED EARS, 541 00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,009 IF WE DO NOT FIGURE THIS OUT QUICKLY, 542 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,272 CROKER WILL COME AND DESTROY US, KENNY. 543 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,796 NOW CROKER, IS HE, LIKE, REALLY BAD? 544 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,928 BAD? 545 00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:17,277 BAD? 546 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,888 CROKER WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD NEVER LIVED. 547 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,890 OH, WELL, I WISH THAT SOMETIMES ANYWAY. 548 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:24,153 THEN HE WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD LIVED, 549 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:27,766 WHICH YOU HAVE, NO THANKS TO HIM. 550 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,332 HUH. 551 00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:32,031 PERHAPS WE COULD GET THAT COW TO RUN US BACK INTO TOWN. 552 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,992 SO, UH, I'LL MEET YOU GUYS BACK HERE AT MIDNIGHT. 553 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:38,907 YOU CAN GET YOUR STUFF CLEANED IN THERE, 554 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,301 AND THERE'S A MINI-MART ACROSS THE STREET IF YOU GET HUNGRY. 555 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:42,911 DO THEY HAVE SMIRNOFF ICE? 556 00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:43,912 OH, DEFINITELY. 557 00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:47,394 MY-IK, I GOTTA GO. 558 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:49,918 ARE YOU STILL UPSET 559 00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:51,572 ABOUT THAT WHOLE MAGNET-HEAD THING? 560 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:52,573 NO. 561 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,993 WHAT IS IT, DU-UG? 562 00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:24,474 BY RABIRR'S SOILED BIG-BOY PANTS, MY-IK, 563 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:27,216 I HAVE FOUND LOVE. 564 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,478 BUT OUR MISSION, DU-UG. 565 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:32,308 OUR--GREAT RAGING BELKRONS! 566 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,711 HOW DOES MY MAKEUP LOOK? 567 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:45,321 INSUFFICIENT, BUT TASTEFUL. MINE? 568 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,062 INSUFFICIENT, BUT TASTEFUL. 569 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:48,237 MAY WE HELP YOU GENTLEMEN? 570 00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,630 MY-IK, WE CANNOT TELL 571 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,762 THESE GODDESSES WHAT WE REALLY ARE. 572 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:54,635 WE CANNOT TELL THEM THAT OUR JOB IS TO BEHEAD THEM. 573 00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:02,338 I AM MY-IK. 574 00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:04,384 AND I AM DU-UG. 575 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,778 WE COME FROM THE LAND... CABBAGE LAND. 576 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:11,478 AND WE ARE HERE IN PALMDALE ON A MISSION. 577 00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:14,133 AND NOW...FUNNILY ENOUGH, 578 00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:15,743 OUR JUMPSUITS HAVE GOTTEN DIRTY. 579 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,529 WELL, MY-IK AND DU-UG, 580 00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,749 I'M PENNY AND THIS IS MY SISTER JAN, 581 00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:23,794 AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE THOSE JUMPSUITS, 582 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,536 I'M SURE WE COULD CLEAN THEM UP FOR YOU. 583 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:28,060 YES. 584 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:31,759 WE WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE THEM BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS... 585 00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:32,629 YOU SEE-- 586 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:33,935 WE ARE NUDIES UNDERNEATH. 587 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,416 AND WE ARE NOT PERMITTED TO BE NUDIES. 588 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:02,529 DU-UG, I FEEL SO SEXY. 589 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:05,314 I FEEL IMPOSSIBLY SEXY. 590 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,579 - SEXY. - SEXY. 591 00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:11,146 THEY SHOULD BE READY IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 592 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,148 AN HOUR, RIGHT. 593 00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:16,673 WELL, YES. 594 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,026 YOU HAVE SUCH STUNNINGLY HAIRY FEET! 595 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,288 EXCUSE ME? 596 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:23,724 UH, YOU SEE, WHAT MY FRIEND IS TRYING TO SAY 597 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:26,683 IS THAT IN KABIJJ, THAT IS CABBAGE LAND, 598 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,511 STUNNINGLY HAIRY FEET AND UNIBROWS-- 599 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:29,599 WE ADORE UNIBROWS. 600 00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:31,993 ARE SIGNS OF GREAT FEMININITY. 601 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:34,039 OH. 602 00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:35,692 YOU CAN SIT AND WAIT OVER THERE IF YOU'D LIKE. 603 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:39,087 GODDESSES, RABIRR HIMSELF WOULD PLUCK YOUR FEET! 604 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,959 - MY-IK. - UNIBROWS! 605 00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:43,526 OUR MISSION, MY-IK. 606 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:44,745 TO HELL WITH OUR MISSION, DU-UG. 607 00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:46,965 DARE YOU FACE THE WRATH OF CROKER? 608 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,097 YOU'RE RIGHT, DU-UG. 609 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,751 FORGIVE ME. 610 00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:53,014 DO NOT PUT ME IN THE POSITION OF HAVING TO KILL YOU, MY-IK. 611 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,842 I UNDERSTAND, DU-UG. 612 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,235 DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU, EITHER. 613 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:58,237 WELL, DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. 614 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,238 DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. 615 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,066 DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. 616 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,981 - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. 617 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,199 - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. 618 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:05,809 DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. 619 00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:07,376 - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU. - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU! 620 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,378 - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU! - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU! 621 00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:11,467 OKAY. 622 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:13,600 WE CANNOT ROMANCE THESE BEAUTIES, MY-IK. 623 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,384 NO, WE CANNOT. WE MUST COMPLETE OUR MISSION. 624 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:17,125 YES, MY-IK, 625 00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:19,040 WE MUST BREAK THINGS OFF WITH THEM REGARDLESS 626 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:21,347 OF THEIR STUNNINGLY HAIRY FEET. 627 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:22,391 WE WILL END THIS. 628 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,045 SO, WE ARE DECIDED, THEN? 629 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,133 YES, WE ARE DECIDED. 630 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:33,141 PENNY, JAN, WE HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU. 631 00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,274 WE FEEL THAT IT IS IMPORTANT 632 00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:38,146 THAT WE INVITE YOU OUT FOR THE EVENING! 633 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:39,147 SMIRNOFF ICE? 634 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:47,634 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN PALMDALE, PENNY? 635 00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,027 ABOUT TEN YEARS, DU-UG. 636 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,160 AND YOU LIKE IT HERE? 637 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:55,816 OH, YES. VERY MUCH. 638 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:58,079 SO THEN, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D BE IN FAVOR 639 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:02,257 OF EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS COMING AND DESTROYING ALL HUMAN LIFE. 640 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,432 NO, I WOULDN'T. 641 00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:04,433 WHY DO YOU ASK? 642 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,826 UH, NO REASON. 643 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:11,266 DO YOU LIKE THE SUPERTRAMP, JAN? 644 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,268 I LIKE GLORIA ESTEFAN AND MIAMI SOUND MACHINE. 645 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:14,922 DO YOU LIKE THEM? 646 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:18,708 NO, THE SUPERTRAMP IS HORRIBLE, AND YET I ENJOY THEM. 647 00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:20,449 DO YOU LIKE SUN CHIPS? 648 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:24,105 I LIKE PITA BREAD SANDWICHES WITH TURMERIC RICE ON THE SIDE. 649 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,281 I ALSO ENJOY FLAN AND MUD PIES. 650 00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:28,109 - DO YOU LIKE MUD PIES? - NO. 651 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:29,197 DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 652 00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:30,590 NO. 653 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:35,812 THE SUPERTRAMP--WELL, DO YOU KNOW THE COW, JAN? 654 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,729 HE'S AN INSOLENT BASTARD. 655 00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,862 I FEEL I KNOW YOU, PENNY. 656 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,472 YES, DU-UG. 657 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:47,085 MAY I--MAY I FONDLE YOUR FEET? 658 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,435 YES. 659 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,444 OH, PENNY. 660 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,752 MAY I...PLUCK ONE? 661 00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:05,625 - YES. - OH! 662 00:35:09,237 --> 00:35:12,153 MAY I FLOSS WITH IT? 663 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:13,502 YES. 664 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,249 MAY I CREATE HUMOR WITH IT? 665 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:23,164 YES! 666 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,470 I'M A UNICORN! 667 00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,254 I'M A UNICORN! I'M A UNICORN! 668 00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:27,777 I'M A UNICORN! 669 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,476 YOU'RE FUNNY, DU-UG. 670 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:33,000 OH, PENNY, LITTLE DID I THINK 671 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:35,263 THAT I WOULD MEET SOMEONE I FELT SO RIGHT 672 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:36,786 WITH HERE IN PALMDALE. 673 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,790 IF ONLY MY MISSION. 674 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,488 FORGET YOUR MISSION, DU-UG. 675 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:45,491 I CANNOT. I CANNOT. 676 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,064 MAY I STROKE IT? 677 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:55,240 YES. 678 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,289 MAY I GENTLY TUG UPON IT? 679 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:03,639 YES. 680 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:10,168 MAY I GENERATE AN ELECTRIC SHOCK WITH IT? 681 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,561 YES. 682 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:19,829 MAY I CREATE A SONG ABOUT IT? 683 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,311 OH, YES, OF COURSE. 684 00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:25,226 UNIBROW, UNIBROW 685 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,272 ♪ LOVELY, LOVELY UNIBROW 686 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,839 ♪ UNIBROW, UNIBROW 687 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:32,538 ♪ SPLENDIDLY HAIRY FEET 688 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,713 OH! 689 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,324 MY-IK, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 690 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:37,978 WELL, THANK YOU. 691 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,330 OH, I AM SO CONFLICTED! 692 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:43,331 WHY IS THAT? 693 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:46,291 I CAN'T TELL YOU. 694 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:47,205 WE MUST GO. 695 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,337 KENNY WILL BE WAITING FOR US. 696 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:50,817 WILL WE SEE YOU AGAIN? 697 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,558 WE'LL COME BACK TO YOUR STORE TOMORROW. 698 00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:53,733 GOOD NIGHT, GODDESSES. 699 00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,865 YOU GET MY MOUSTACHE. 700 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,272 THAT WAS VERY FUNNY, DU-UG. 701 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:12,621 THANK YOU, MY-IK. 702 00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:14,014 DID THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE? 703 00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:16,582 NO. 704 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:17,844 WILL WE HAVE TO KILL THEM? 705 00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:19,846 POSSIBLY. 706 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,631 PROBABLY. 707 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,764 [KENNY] SO, YOU'RE GONNA BEHEAD EVERYONE ELSE 708 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,766 AND THEN TAKE PENNY AND JAN BACK 709 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,507 TO KABIJJ WITH YOU, IS THAT IT? 710 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,335 THIS IS OUR PLAN. 711 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,294 AND I GUESS YOU'RE STILL GONNA BEHEAD ME, THOUGH, RIGHT? 712 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:35,383 THERE'S ONLY SO MANY EXCEPTIONS WE CAN MAKE, KENNY. 713 00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:36,515 FINE, WHATEVER. 714 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:37,820 YOU WILL DIE PAINLESSLY, KENNY. 715 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,387 OH, GREAT. GEE, THANKS A LOT. 716 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:42,477 CROKER WILL MAKE US ENDURE SPECTACULAR AGONY IF WE DO NOT. 717 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:43,522 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND. 718 00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:44,871 I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT A MISSION 719 00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,916 AND THE ONLY THING THAT TRUMPS THAT IS LOVE. 720 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,310 THEREFORE, MY HEAD ENDS UP ON A SPIKE. 721 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,355 A TALL, PROMINENT SPIKE. 722 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:51,878 OH, FINE. 723 00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:54,054 - WHO'S GONNA SEE IT? - EMPEROR RABIRR! 724 00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,360 OH, EMPEROR-- I DON'T EVEN KNOW 725 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:56,448 WHO EMPEROR RABIRR IS. 726 00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:57,840 WHAT DO I CARE? 727 00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,190 HE SOUNDS LIKE A BIG BAG TO ME ANYWAY. 728 00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:02,497 BLASPHEMER! 729 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:04,151 OH, CALM DOWN. 730 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,285 [BED SQUEAKING] 731 00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:09,417 [RON] OH, YEAH. 732 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:11,506 OH, YEAH. 733 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,943 BABY, YEAH. YEAH. 734 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:18,208 YEAH. LOCK AND LOAD, BABY. 735 00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:19,558 LOCK AND LOAD! 736 00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,429 GET READY FOR RON, BABY. 737 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:22,909 GO, RON, GO! 738 00:38:22,952 --> 00:38:24,345 GO, RON, GO! 739 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:27,217 GO, RON, GO-OH! 740 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:28,436 RON! 741 00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:41,449 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE EVIL ALIEN VIRGINS. 742 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:42,798 YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY, RON. 743 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:44,278 YEAH, THE ONLY THING 744 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,932 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA CONQUER ARE YOUR SLIM JIMS. 745 00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:47,499 THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS LIE! 746 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,065 LISTEN, LOSERS. 747 00:38:49,109 --> 00:38:51,372 I'M ALL ABOUT MAKING LOVE TO WOMEN, OKAY? 748 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:52,591 WE KNOW THAT, RON. 749 00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:54,114 SHUT UP, KEN-ASS. 750 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,115 THE LAST THING I NEED THE NEXT TIME 751 00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:56,595 I GET A THREESOME GOING, 752 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:59,815 WHICH I WILL SOON IS YOU LOSERS SCREWING IT UP FOR ME, 753 00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:01,469 SO JUST STAY OUTTA MY WAY, 754 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,254 AND DON'T TOUCH MY SUN CHIPS OR CRYSTAL GEYSERS. 755 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:11,740 SUN CHIPS AND CRYSTAL GEYSERS INBOUND, BABY. 756 00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,133 RONNIE'S BACK. 757 00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:21,359 [BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING] 758 00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:34,459 MAYBE WE COULD JUST HIDE FROM CROKER. 759 00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,722 YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM CROKER, DU-UG. 760 00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,377 - YOU KNOW THAT. - WELL, WHY NOT? 761 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:43,859 WE COULD PUT ON DISGUISES. 762 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:47,602 WE COULD DISGUISE OURSELVES AS LARGE BIRDS 763 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:53,042 AND SIT IN A TREE SQUAWKING UNTIL HE LEFT. 764 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:58,787 OR WE COULD PRETEND TO BE CHAIRS, 765 00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:01,050 UPHOLSTER OURSELVES, 766 00:40:01,094 --> 00:40:03,531 SO THAT CROKER MIGHT SIT IN US 767 00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:07,666 AND NEVER EVEN REALIZE HE IS SITTING IN US. 768 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,537 AND THEN HE MIGHT THINK TO HIMSELF, 769 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,539 "WHY CROKER, UH, WHY ME," 770 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,933 HIM BEING CROKER, "I CANNOT FIND THEM. 771 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:15,630 I WILL STOP FOR SOME SMIRNOFF ICE, 772 00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:17,632 THAT BEING THE BEST BEVERAGE HERE ON EARTH, 773 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,547 - AND THEN RETURN HOME." - DU-UG. 774 00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:23,638 AND WE COULD LIVE OUT OUR LIVES HERE WITH PENNY AND JAN. 775 00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:24,726 I HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY, DU-UG. 776 00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:26,424 WHAT IS IT, MY-IK? 777 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,687 WE CANNOT TAKE THIS PLANET BY FORCE, JUST THE TWO OF US. 778 00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,645 WE COULDN'T EVEN CATCH THAT COW. 779 00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:33,431 THAT COW WILL PAY DEARLY FOR HIS INSOLENCE, 780 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:34,475 BUT NEVER MIND HIM NOW. 781 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:36,042 WE HAVE BIGGER FODITS TO FESTER. 782 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:40,046 WHAT WE CANNOT DO PHYSICALLY WE CAN DO MENTALLY. 783 00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:42,483 WE WILL COMMAND THE HUMANS' PUNY MINDS 784 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,573 AND COMMAND THEM TO BEHEAD THEMSELVES. 785 00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:48,576 OH, OH, BRILLIANT, MY-IK. 786 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,665 PERHAPS OUR SWORDS SHRANK ON THE WAY HERE, 787 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,798 BUT OUR BRAINS DID NOT. 788 00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,843 THE TIDE IS TURNING, ISN'T IT, MY-IK? 789 00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,497 OH, YES. 790 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,804 BY THIS TIME TOMORROW NIGHT WE WILL BE WELL ON OUR WAY 791 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:01,241 TO DOMINATING THIS HIDEOUS PLANET. 792 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:04,984 KENNY, KENNY! 793 00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,986 KENNY, KENNY! 794 00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:09,510 - WHAT? - WE HAVE A NEW PLAN! 795 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:10,685 OH, COOL. 796 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:11,991 DO I STILL GET BEHEADED? 797 00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:13,732 YES, IT IS NECESSARY. 798 00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,864 PFFT...WHATEVER. 799 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,869 WE WILL SOAR ABOVE THE EARTH LIKE AVENGING ANGELS, 800 00:41:20,913 --> 00:41:22,958 KENNY, COMMANDING THE EARTHLINGS. 801 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:24,003 ALL FOR RABIRR! 802 00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:25,700 YOU'RE SPITTING FOOD. 803 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:26,832 SORRY. 804 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,834 CEREAL WITH SMIRNOFF ICE IS AN APPALLING 805 00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,879 YET STRANGELY COMPELLING COMBINATION. 806 00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,707 YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD, MY-IK, 807 00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:34,535 BUT I HAVE ONE QUESTION. 808 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,624 HOW ARE YOU GONNA FLY ALL OVER THE EARTH? 809 00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:37,582 NOT A PROBLEM. 810 00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,583 OKAY, YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT-- 811 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:39,975 NOT A PROBLEM. 812 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,020 - OKAY. - NOT A PROBLEM. 813 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:42,282 - WHATEVER. - NOPE. 814 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:43,544 - NOT A PROBLEM. - NO, I-- 815 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,024 - NO! - FINE. 816 00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,634 - NO. - OKAY. 817 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:51,509 NOT A PROBLEM. 818 00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:54,555 UH-HUH. WELL, YEAH. 819 00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,644 I WAS WONDERING HOW MUCH IT WOULD COST TO, LIKE, 820 00:41:56,688 --> 00:42:00,648 RENT ONE OF YOUR JETS TO CIRCLE THE GLOBE AT LOW ALTITUDE, 821 00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:02,737 GOING REALLY SLOW? 822 00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:03,912 UH-HUH. 823 00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:07,525 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, TEN FEET UP? 824 00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:10,615 YEAH, TODAY, RIGHT. 825 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,662 UH, CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC? 826 00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:15,663 WHAT? 827 00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:17,317 [WHISPERS] 828 00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:19,667 OKAY. 829 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:21,756 THEY SAY THEY WON'T PAY YOU ANYTHING. 830 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,323 IN FACT, THEY, UH, 831 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:26,674 THEY COMMAND YOU TO GIVE THEM-- 832 00:42:26,718 --> 00:42:28,633 YOU KNOW WHAT? HOLD ON. 833 00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:32,941 THIS IS MY-IK, EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR FROM-- 834 00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:35,683 EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ. 835 00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,293 AND I ORDER YOU TO PLACE 836 00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:40,166 YOUR PATHETIC AIRCRAFT AT OUR IMMEDIATE DISPOSAL. 837 00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:44,300 MM-HMM. 838 00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:45,301 MM-HMM. 839 00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:46,607 YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY! 840 00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,696 YOU WILL DIE BEGGING FOR MERCY! 841 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,219 AND WE WILL GLADLY PROVIDE IT. 842 00:42:50,263 --> 00:42:53,571 THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF WHAT YOU MAY EXPECT. 843 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:13,112 OKAY, OKAY. 844 00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,592 DON'T BREAK MY PHONE. 845 00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:18,378 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 846 00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:20,598 I'VE HAD THIS ONE IDEA IN MY BACK POCKET 847 00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:24,602 AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL WORK, BUT WE'RE GONNA TRY IT. 848 00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:28,649 HA, HA. 849 00:43:28,693 --> 00:43:30,390 I WAS SAVING THIS FOR FOURTH OF JULY, 850 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,218 BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT, RIGHT? 851 00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:33,741 YOU WILL DIE PAINLESSLY, KENNY. 852 00:43:33,785 --> 00:43:34,960 COOL. 853 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:38,137 OKAY, I'M GONNA LIGHT THIS, AND THEN, 854 00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:40,400 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO UP. 855 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:45,623 RRGH! GOOD LUCK! 856 00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:49,714 HMM. 857 00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,854 YOU RULE! 858 00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:06,731 - TRIUMPH! TRIUMPH! - WHOA! 859 00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:08,776 THAT WAS AWESOME! 860 00:44:08,820 --> 00:44:11,779 HEY! THAT WAS AWESOME! 861 00:44:11,823 --> 00:44:13,781 - TRIUMPH! - TRIUMPH! 862 00:44:13,825 --> 00:44:15,783 DID I CIRCLE THE GLOBE? 863 00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:17,045 NOT QUITE. 864 00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,656 I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 865 00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,180 TRIUMPH! 866 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:27,795 OKAY, THIS DEFINITELY OUGHT TO WORK. 867 00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,667 WE WILL EXTERMINATE YOU! 868 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:31,320 BOW DOWN BEFORE US, HUMANS. 869 00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:33,932 I THOUGHT THAT STUFF WOULD'VE WORE OFF BY NOW. 870 00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:35,281 OKAY? 871 00:44:36,935 --> 00:44:37,936 WOW, YOU GUYS ARE LIGHT. 872 00:44:37,979 --> 00:44:39,546 WE ARE 82% GAS. 873 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:40,765 OH, COOL! 874 00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:41,766 WE WILL RULE! 875 00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:42,897 BOW DOWN, HUMANS! 876 00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:43,942 YEAH! 877 00:44:43,985 --> 00:44:45,595 YEAH! 878 00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:46,901 YEAH! 879 00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:48,337 OH-OH. 880 00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:49,730 WE WILL DOMINATE YOU! 881 00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:51,558 WATCH OUT FOR THE POWER LINES. 882 00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:56,606 [BALLOONS POPPING] 883 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:05,964 THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 884 00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:07,095 YOU GUYS OKAY? 885 00:45:07,139 --> 00:45:09,228 WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS. 886 00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:11,578 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 887 00:45:11,621 --> 00:45:13,711 WELL, I'LL GO GET SOME LUNCH. 888 00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,902 YOU GUYS ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS, RIGHT? 889 00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,512 THAT IS CORRECT. 890 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:34,993 WHAT, ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TOUGH OR SOMETHING? 891 00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:36,516 WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS. 892 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:39,258 OH, YEAH, COME ON, SUPERIOR BEING, COME ON. 893 00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:42,391 YOUR DEATH WILL BE A LITANY OF DESPAIR. 894 00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:45,525 YOUR DEATH WILL BE A LITANY OF DESPAIR. 895 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,788 WHAT'S THE MATTER, EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR? 896 00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:48,789 ARE YOU GONNA CRY? 897 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,790 STOP IT. 898 00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:50,878 HE'S GONNA CRY. 899 00:45:50,922 --> 00:45:52,097 STOP IT. STOP IT. 900 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:54,969 EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ARE PUSSIES. 901 00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:56,666 EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES. 902 00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:58,407 - EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES. - EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES. 903 00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,409 - EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES. - EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES. 904 00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:03,673 NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU! 905 00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:06,372 - ALL RIGHT! - [GRUNTING] 906 00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:12,987 SO THREE LARGE COKES, THREE LARGE FRIES, 907 00:46:13,031 --> 00:46:15,120 NUGGETS, YEAH! 908 00:46:15,163 --> 00:46:17,992 HOW I LONG FOR THE NOXIOUS ROTTING FRUITS 909 00:46:18,036 --> 00:46:20,255 OF THE PUSTULUM SHRUB, EH, MY-IK? 910 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,866 THESE FRIES AREN'T BAD THOUGH, DU-UG. 911 00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:25,173 SO YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GONNA BUILD YOUR OWN FLYING MACHINE? 912 00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:26,914 A DOOMSDAY MACHINE. 913 00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,961 NAMED BECAUSE IT WILL SPELL DOOM FOR EVERY HUMAN HEAD. 914 00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:31,179 PRECISELY, DU-UG. 915 00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:32,833 THUS MAKING IT THEIR DOOMSDAY. 916 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,835 - EXACTLY. - THE DAY OF THEIR-- 917 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:35,923 SHUT UP, DU-UG. 918 00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,317 NOW WE WILL BEGIN. 919 00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:21,882 WHOA. 920 00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:23,492 IMPRESSIVE, GUYS. 921 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:26,365 LIKE THE SCUM HAG OF ANAL ANUS. 922 00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:28,976 OUR DOOMSDAY MACHINE WILL BRING UTTER DEVASTATION. 923 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,195 BUT, MY-IK, 924 00:47:30,238 --> 00:47:31,936 HOW WILL WE ENSURE THAT THE HUMANS 925 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:34,068 STAND UP FOR THEIR BEHEADINGS? 926 00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:35,504 THUSLY. 927 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,986 [PLAYS STAR-SPANGLED BANNER] 928 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:42,772 BUT, MY-IK, HOW WILL THE HUMANS HEAR OUR COMMANDS? 929 00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:43,991 THUSLY. 930 00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:45,993 BOW DOWN, LOWLY EARTHLINGS. 931 00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:47,777 BRING US YOUR HEADS! 932 00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:48,996 BUT, MY-IK, 933 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,780 WILL NOT SOME VENGEFUL HUMAN 934 00:47:50,824 --> 00:47:53,000 TRY TO SHOOT OUR DOOMSDAY MACHINE DOWN? 935 00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:55,742 NOT IF WE GIVE THEM WHAT THEY LIKE-- 936 00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:56,874 NUDIES! 937 00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:06,971 WHOA. 938 00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,279 NOW, HOW DID YOU GUYS GET THOSE BIKES? 939 00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:12,628 THIS IS IRRELEVANT. 940 00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:14,804 YOU DIDN'T GET THEM OFF THOSE TWO KIDS? 941 00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:16,284 FAREWELL, KENNY. 942 00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:17,633 WHEN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT 943 00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:19,113 AND GLORIOUS MISSION IS RECORDED, 944 00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:22,116 YOURS WILL BE A TINY BUT MEANINGFUL FOOTNOTE. 945 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,770 - FOOTNOTE. - THANKS, GUYS, 946 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:26,904 BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD GET GOING BECAUSE-- 947 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,647 - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! - ENTHUSE FOR RABIRR! 948 00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:35,521 UH, THAT IS MY BOOM BOX, JUST SO YOU KNOW. 949 00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:37,436 YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HEADS! 950 00:48:37,479 --> 00:48:39,655 - BOW DOWN, LOWLY HUMANS! - HEY! 951 00:48:39,699 --> 00:48:42,180 THE EVIL ALIEN PUSSIES ARE STEALING OUR BIKES! 952 00:48:42,223 --> 00:48:44,922 YOUR HEADS ARE NOW OURS! 953 00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:46,184 HUMANS-- 954 00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:48,055 WE WANT YOUR HEADS. 955 00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:48,969 YOU WILL BE HEADLESS. 956 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:50,840 YOUR HEADS ARE NOW OURS! 957 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,720 LOOK AT THE EVIL ALIENS PUSSIES! 958 00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:03,549 DUDE! 959 00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:07,945 THAT IS SO UNCOOL! 960 00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:13,341 ANOTHER DEBACLE. 961 00:49:14,734 --> 00:49:16,823 ONE AFTER THE OTHER, DU-UG. 962 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,391 [SIGHS] 963 00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:22,742 IT IS TRUE THAT UTTER INDIGNITY HAS BEEN OUR FATE 964 00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:25,353 THUS FAR ON THIS PLANET, MY-IK, 965 00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:29,488 BUT BY THE DRIED PIECES OF BARF FLECKED THROUGH RABIRR'S BEARD, 966 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,969 I STILL BELIEVE WE WILL TRIUMPH. 967 00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,362 NO, DU-UG. 968 00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:39,193 WE WILL FAIL AS WE HAVE BEEN FAILING. 969 00:49:39,237 --> 00:49:41,979 LET US FACE THE FACTS, SHALL WE? 970 00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,982 WE HAVE NO POWERS WHATSOEVER. 971 00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:47,897 IN FACT, IT IS NOW MY PERCEPTION 972 00:49:47,941 --> 00:49:50,030 WE ARE FAR WEAKER THAN THE HUMANS. 973 00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:52,641 THERE IS 5.8 BILLION OF THEM, THERE'S TWO OF US, 974 00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:55,905 AND WE HAVE LESS THAN ONE DAY LEFT! 975 00:49:55,949 --> 00:49:58,604 CROKER WILL BE PICKING OUR BONES FROM HIS TEETH. 976 00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,127 YOU CAN REST ASSURED OF THAT. 977 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:02,608 HE'LL BE USING OUR GUTS AS PARTY FAVORS. 978 00:50:02,651 --> 00:50:04,871 OUR HEADS WILL BE RETURNED TO KABIJJ 979 00:50:04,914 --> 00:50:07,874 AND THE EMPEROR HIMSELF WILL PASS GAS AT THEM. 980 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:10,355 TWO MORE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS WILL COME, 981 00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:13,010 WILL SUCCEED, AND WILL WIN PENNY AND JAN! 982 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:16,230 WE'RE FAILURES! 983 00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:19,277 COMPLETE AND PATHETIC FAILURES, DU-UG! 984 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,148 MY FATHER WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL. 985 00:50:21,192 --> 00:50:25,674 HE SAID, "MY-IK," HE SAID, "YOU WILL BE A FAILURE, 986 00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:27,894 A COMPLETE AND PATHETIC FAILURE." 987 00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:29,765 I SAID, "NO, FATHER, NO I WILL NOT." 988 00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:34,292 HE SAID, "YES, YES, YOU WILL FAIL AS I HAVE IN ALL THINGS." 989 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:35,380 "NO, FATHER. 990 00:50:35,423 --> 00:50:37,164 NO I WON'T. 991 00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:40,254 HE SAID, "YES, BY RABIRR'S STINKING BUTT CRACK, YES." 992 00:50:40,298 --> 00:50:41,255 "NO, FATHER, NO. 993 00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:42,648 I'M NOT LISTENING! 994 00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:44,911 NO, I WON'T LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE! 995 00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,260 NO, NO, NO!" 996 00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:48,045 LA LA LA LA LA! 997 00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:50,177 MY-IK! MY-IK! 998 00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:51,831 LA LA LA LA LA! 999 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:53,876 MY-IK! 1000 00:50:57,489 --> 00:51:00,796 YOU ARE A KABIJJIAN WARRIOR, MY-IK. 1001 00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:06,106 YOU ARE AN EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR. 1002 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,848 YOU ARE CAUSING YOUR MAKEUP TO RUN. 1003 00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,157 WE NEED YOUR BRILLIANCE, MY-IK! 1004 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,420 YOU ARE THE BRAINS HERE, MY FRIEND. 1005 00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:18,553 WE HAVE ONLY A SHORT TIME LEFT. 1006 00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:21,078 FORGIVE ME, DU-UG. 1007 00:51:23,254 --> 00:51:24,603 AM I SHINY? 1008 00:51:24,646 --> 00:51:25,865 JUST A LITTLE. 1009 00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:33,351 BETTER. 1010 00:51:33,394 --> 00:51:36,223 I'LL SEE YOU HERE AT 12:00, OKAY? 1011 00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:37,224 OKAY? 1012 00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:38,269 OKAY. 1013 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:39,357 HEY, MAYBE CROKER WON'T EVEN COME. 1014 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,488 MAYBE HE'LL FORGET. 1015 00:51:40,532 --> 00:51:42,316 YOU DON'T KNOW CROKER. 1016 00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:46,755 POOR EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 1017 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:52,370 ARE YOU READY, GIANT CROKER? 1018 00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:55,329 I AM! 1019 00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:56,722 IF THEY HAVE FAILED, 1020 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:59,768 DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR GIANT SWORD. 1021 00:51:59,812 --> 00:52:04,033 IF THEY HAVE SUCCEEDED, DESTROY THEM ANYWAY. 1022 00:52:04,077 --> 00:52:05,992 YES! 1023 00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:07,994 SEND HIM! 1024 00:52:08,037 --> 00:52:08,995 GOOD-BYE. 1025 00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:17,786 ONE THING I WONDER ABOUT, GREAT RABIRR. 1026 00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:20,920 WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND CROKER IN THE FIRST PLACE? 1027 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:22,661 SHUT UP! 1028 00:52:22,704 --> 00:52:25,142 [TECHNO MUSIC] 1029 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,289 PLAY THE SUPERTRAMP. 1030 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:45,379 PLAY THE SUPERTRAMP! 1031 00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:46,163 SUPERTRAMP. 1032 00:52:48,339 --> 00:52:50,689 SUPERTRAMP! 1033 00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:53,822 THIS IS HOW WE DANCE IN CABBAGE LAND, GODDESSES. 1034 00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:29,423 JAN, THE RED ONION TRULY IS A WORLD OF FUN. 1035 00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:32,339 - OH, I GLAD YOU LIKE IT, MY-IK. - NO. 1036 00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:33,819 I HATE TO LEAVE HERE, 1037 00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:37,605 BUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER WE MUST SURELY LEAVE HERE SOON. 1038 00:53:37,649 --> 00:53:40,260 HOW IS YOUR, UH, YOUR MISSION GOING? 1039 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,480 TO BE FRANK, JAN, I HAD NO IDEA 1040 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:45,744 HOW UTTERLY INEPT DU-UG AND I WERE WHEN WE CAME HERE. 1041 00:53:45,787 --> 00:53:47,615 OH, WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT YOU THAT'S INEPT. 1042 00:53:47,659 --> 00:53:49,095 MAYBE IT'S THE MISSION. 1043 00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:52,359 OH, JAN, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 1044 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:56,581 [CLEARS THROAT] 1045 00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:59,366 UH, PENNY, JAN, 1046 00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:02,456 MY-IK AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ENTIRELY TRUTHFUL WITH YOU. 1047 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,328 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1048 00:54:04,371 --> 00:54:05,329 THE TRUTH IS... 1049 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,287 WE ARE NOT HUMAN. 1050 00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:08,897 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 1051 00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:10,725 SENT BY THE EMPEROR RABIRR TO DOMINATE THIS PLANET 1052 00:54:10,769 --> 00:54:11,770 AND ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE. 1053 00:54:11,813 --> 00:54:13,250 BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT 1054 00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:14,773 WE'LL EITHER BE SUCCESSFUL IN OUR MISSION 1055 00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:16,470 AND BE RETURNED TO OUR PLANET IN GLORY-- 1056 00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,124 OR BE HUNTED DOWN LIKE WILD BELKRONS 1057 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:20,300 AND DESTROYED BY THE GREAT AND MERCILESS CROKER. 1058 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,259 WHO IS 100 FEET TALL. 1059 00:54:22,302 --> 00:54:24,173 THE REASON WE DIDN'T TELL YOU ALL THIS AT FIRST WAS BECAUSE, 1060 00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:26,175 WELL, WE THOUGHT THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE US 1061 00:54:26,219 --> 00:54:28,743 IF YOU KNEW THAT OUR JOB WAS TO BEHEAD YOU. 1062 00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:30,484 YOU WERE PLANNING ON BEHEADING US? 1063 00:54:30,528 --> 00:54:31,659 WELL, THAT WAS OUR MISSION, 1064 00:54:31,703 --> 00:54:32,791 BUT THEN WE DECIDED TO ANNIHILATE 1065 00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:34,140 ALL OTHER HUMAN LIFE 1066 00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,273 AND BRING YOU BACK TO KABIJJ WITH US. 1067 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,491 KNOWING FULL WELL THAT, IF CROKER COMMANDED IT 1068 00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:38,797 WE WOULD HAVE NO CHOICE 1069 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,060 BUT TO CRAVENLY COMPLY AND BEHEAD YOU AS WELL. 1070 00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:44,019 IN WHICH CASE WE WOULD FREEZE-DRY YOUR HEADS 1071 00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:47,066 AND KEEP THEM IN AIR-TIGHT BAGS NEAR OUR BEDS. 1072 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:49,721 OH, DU-UG, I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING TOGETHER. 1073 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:51,331 WE DO, PENNY! 1074 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,420 I THOUGHT I OPENED YOUR EYES TO THINGS, MY-IK. 1075 00:54:53,464 --> 00:54:54,682 GLORIA ESTEFAN? 1076 00:54:54,726 --> 00:54:56,336 PITA BREAD SANDWICHES WITH TURMERIC RICE? 1077 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:58,033 YOU HAVE, JAN. 1078 00:54:58,077 --> 00:54:59,992 WE LOVE YOU GODDESSES. 1079 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,341 WELL, IF YOU LOVE US, 1080 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:03,691 THEN YOU WILL NOT BEHEAD ALL OF MANKIND. 1081 00:55:03,735 --> 00:55:05,040 BUT IT'S OUR MISSION. 1082 00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:07,913 WE ARE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 1083 00:55:09,741 --> 00:55:13,048 WELL, THEN, IT IS YOUR MISSION OR US. 1084 00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:17,314 GOOD-BYE, MY-IK. 1085 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:18,315 GOOD-BYE, DU-UG. 1086 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:22,406 PENNY. PENNY! 1087 00:55:22,449 --> 00:55:24,451 CAN I FINISH YOUR SMIRNOFF ICE? 1088 00:55:29,151 --> 00:55:31,197 MAY I FINISH YOUR SMIRNOFF ICE, MY-IK? 1089 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,241 NO! 1090 00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:43,340 [GROWLS] 1091 00:55:54,525 --> 00:55:56,004 HEY, HEY, HEY! 1092 00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:57,876 THOSE ARE OUR DRINKS ASSHOLE. 1093 00:55:58,659 --> 00:56:01,575 [GRUNTING] 1094 00:56:03,316 --> 00:56:04,709 YEEE! 1095 00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:07,146 YEEE! 1096 00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:18,287 FORGET IT. 1097 00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:23,510 GREAT RAGING BELKRON! 1098 00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:32,171 HE'S GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH OUR GODDESSES! 1099 00:56:32,214 --> 00:56:36,436 HE WILL NOT TOUCH A HAIR ON THEIR FEET! 1100 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,785 CALMLY, MY-IK. 1101 00:56:37,829 --> 00:56:39,308 CALMLY. 1102 00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:47,404 YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY, RON! 1103 00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:50,145 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE EVIL ALIEN LIMP DICKS. 1104 00:56:50,189 --> 00:56:52,539 OH, TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW. 1105 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:53,932 DU-UG? 1106 00:56:53,975 --> 00:56:55,803 YOU CANNOT GO WITH THIS PERSON, PENNY. 1107 00:56:55,847 --> 00:56:58,327 HE ONLY WANTS YOU FOR HIS DEBAUCHERY. 1108 00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:00,547 ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE, LOSERS. 1109 00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:04,159 NEVER, MISTER THREESOME! 1110 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:05,552 LOOK. 1111 00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:06,684 YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME? 1112 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:08,555 I BENCH 220, OKAY? 1113 00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:11,950 SO DON'T MESS WITH THE BIG DOG. 1114 00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:14,213 NOW YOU WILL PAY, RON. 1115 00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:21,046 WELL, SO MUCH FOR THESE GUYS. 1116 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:24,223 SHALL WE RETIRE TO MY CRIB, LADIES? 1117 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,659 LADIES? 1118 00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:27,182 OH, MAN! 1119 00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:30,838 I'M GONNA PAY YOU TWO LOSERS BACK FOR THIS. 1120 00:57:30,882 --> 00:57:32,100 SWEAR TO GOD. 1121 00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:34,363 WHAT THE HELL? 1122 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:37,671 DU-UG? 1123 00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:39,194 YES, MY-IK? 1124 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:41,936 WE CANNOT ALLOW CROKER TO HARM OUR GODDESSES. 1125 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,590 WE MUST STOP HIM. 1126 00:57:43,634 --> 00:57:45,810 AND OUR MISSION, MY-IK? 1127 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,465 NOW WE HAVE A NEW MISSION, MY FRIEND. 1128 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:01,086 [GROWLS] 1129 00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:03,828 [YELLS] 1130 00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:14,012 AHA! 1131 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:38,253 I AM NOT FOOLED! 1132 00:58:40,691 --> 00:58:43,607 WHERE IS MY SWORD? 1133 00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:46,566 I NEED NO SWORD; I AM CROKER! 1134 00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:49,134 I AM ENORMOUS! 1135 00:58:51,919 --> 00:58:53,312 [WHOOSHING] 1136 00:59:04,149 --> 00:59:05,193 HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1137 00:59:05,237 --> 00:59:07,021 YOU TWO ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE. 1138 00:59:07,065 --> 00:59:08,545 OUT OF THE WAY, BREEN. 1139 00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,155 GET OUT. 1140 00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,550 [HIGH-PITCHED WAILING] 1141 00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,078 THAT SCREECHING THING ACTUALLY WORKS. 1142 00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,949 YES, IF ONLY WE'D DISCOVERED IT SOONER. 1143 00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:24,952 OH, HEY, GUYS. 1144 00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:27,607 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1145 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,566 WE NEED YOUR VEHICLE, KENNY. 1146 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,002 WHAT FOR? 1147 00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:32,699 WE MUST GO OUT TO THE DESERT AND INTERCEPT CROKER. 1148 00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:34,222 WE'VE DECIDED TO SACRIFICE OURSELVES 1149 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:35,876 BEFORE HE DESTROYS THE REST OF THE PLANET. 1150 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,312 SERIOUSLY? 1151 00:59:37,356 --> 00:59:39,967 WOW. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONNA DOMINATE. 1152 00:59:40,011 --> 00:59:42,230 LOVE HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING, KENNY. 1153 00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:43,797 PLEASE, YOUR KEYS. 1154 00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:47,627 WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO DRIVE A CAR? 1155 00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:48,846 NO. 1156 00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:52,632 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO TO THIS ONE, FELLAS. 1157 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,242 FAREWELL, KENNY. 1158 00:59:54,286 --> 00:59:55,722 DIE PAINLESSLY, GUYS. 1159 00:59:55,766 --> 00:59:56,984 YOU TOO. 1160 01:00:05,863 --> 01:00:07,647 I COULD GIVE YOU SOME GLOWSTICKS. 1161 01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:08,605 - YES! - YES! 1162 01:00:10,781 --> 01:00:11,738 GLOWSTICKS. 1163 01:00:11,782 --> 01:00:13,131 HEY! 1164 01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:15,263 [HIGH-PITCHED WAILING] 1165 01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:22,096 MY GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING. 1166 01:00:41,594 --> 01:00:43,117 OH! 1167 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:55,652 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 1168 01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:01,048 IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND OF YOUR TINY MEALS 1169 01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:04,312 TO SLAKE MY GIGANTIC APPETITE! 1170 01:01:04,356 --> 01:01:06,575 YOU MIGHT LIKE ONE OF OUR SPECIAL VALUE MEALS. 1171 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:07,881 WHAT? 1172 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:12,581 YOUR TINY VOICE BARELY REACHES MY HUGE EARS! 1173 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:15,323 WE GOT THE HICKORY BURGER ON SPECIAL, $4.29. 1174 01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:18,544 I TELL YOU, YOUR PUNY FOODSTUFFS 1175 01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:22,940 COULD NOT BEGIN TO FILL MY ENORMOUS BELLY! 1176 01:01:22,983 --> 01:01:24,811 WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, MR. BREEN. 1177 01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,465 [PHONE RINGS] 1178 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:27,684 [CLEARS THROAT] CAN I HELP YOU? 1179 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,296 I AM CROKER THE MERCILESS! 1180 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,951 I CAME TO DESTROY YOUR PLANET AND SQUASH IT 1181 01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:36,083 BENEATH MY MIGHTY FOOT. 1182 01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:39,739 BUT FIRST, WHERE ARE MY-IK AND DU-UG? 1183 01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:41,959 YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL, OKAY, BUDDY? 1184 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,090 I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE. 1185 01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:45,963 I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG! 1186 01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,573 AGGH! 1187 01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:48,617 AGGH! 1188 01:01:48,661 --> 01:01:49,618 AHH! 1189 01:01:49,662 --> 01:01:50,619 AGGH! 1190 01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:53,100 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 1191 01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:54,101 YOU'RE OUTTA HERE. 1192 01:01:54,145 --> 01:01:56,234 I AM CROKER! 1193 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,844 I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. 1194 01:01:57,888 --> 01:01:59,106 GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! 1195 01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:02,762 WHAT IS THAT? 1196 01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:06,853 THIS IS MY MIGHTY GIANT RAY GUN! 1197 01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:07,941 GIVE ME A BREAK. 1198 01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:08,725 AAGH! 1199 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,337 [ZAPPING] 1200 01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:16,645 HUH? 1201 01:02:22,913 --> 01:02:25,829 UH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO KENNY 1202 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,134 ABOUT THOSE OTHER GUYS. 1203 01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,615 AAH! 1204 01:02:32,923 --> 01:02:35,839 I AM CROKER! 1205 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:36,927 YOU CAN'T BE CROKER. 1206 01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,103 CROKER'S, LIKE, 100 FEET TALL, DUDE. 1207 01:02:39,146 --> 01:02:43,020 I AM 100 FEET TALL! 1208 01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,021 YOU ARE? 1209 01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:47,372 BEHOLD MY IMMENSITY. 1210 01:02:47,415 --> 01:02:50,984 NOW, WHERE ARE MY-IK AND DU-UG? 1211 01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,551 OH, UM. 1212 01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:56,294 WELL, THEY'RE PROBABLY AT MY HOUSE GETTING THEIR STUFF. 1213 01:02:56,337 --> 01:02:58,862 WHERE IS THIS HOUSE? 1214 01:02:58,905 --> 01:03:01,255 OH, UH, 423 BELINDA COURT. 1215 01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:03,867 423 BELINDAAHH! 1216 01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:06,913 - AAH! - IT'S, LIKE, UH, HALF A MILE FROM HERE. 1217 01:03:06,957 --> 01:03:07,958 YOU JUST KEEP WALKING DOWN THE ROAD. 1218 01:03:08,001 --> 01:03:09,698 CAN'T MISS IT. 1219 01:03:09,742 --> 01:03:13,920 THAT WOULD BE BUT ONE GIANT STRIDE FOR THE MIGHTY CROKER! 1220 01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:20,840 I WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE FOOD IN HERE! 1221 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:23,016 HA HA! OH! 1222 01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:24,801 THAT'S GONNA BE HOT. 1223 01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:27,891 OH! OWW! 1224 01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,675 [SCREAMING] 1225 01:03:29,718 --> 01:03:31,808 AAH! UH. AAH! 1226 01:03:46,474 --> 01:03:49,608 I DO NOT EVEN FEEL THE PAIN! 1227 01:03:52,219 --> 01:03:53,830 AAH! 1228 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:57,921 DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? 1229 01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:00,837 YOIKES. 1230 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:05,102 PENNY, JAN! 1231 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:07,191 MY-IK, DU-UG! 1232 01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:08,496 HELP. 1233 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,937 O GREAT CROKER, DESTROYER OF ALL, 1234 01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,373 FORGIVER OF NONE, 1235 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:16,504 WHILE WE HAVE FAILED TO TAKE THE PLANET, 1236 01:04:16,548 --> 01:04:18,245 WE HAVE COMPILED A LIST 1237 01:04:18,289 --> 01:04:20,987 OF THE WORST ENEMIES TO OUR CAUSE. 1238 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:22,641 MR. BREEN. 1239 01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:23,642 THE COW. 1240 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:24,512 RON. 1241 01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:25,992 THAT KID WHO BEAT ME UP. 1242 01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:32,999 - HEY, CROKER! - HEY, CROKER! 1243 01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:35,523 [HIGH-PITCHED WAILING] 1244 01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:44,010 BY RABIRR'S UNKEMPT MUFF, THERE ARE THINGS 1245 01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:47,361 THAT I WILL MISS ABOUT THIS HIDEOUS PLANET, MY-IK. 1246 01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,233 THE SUPERTRAMP. 1247 01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:50,408 FRIES. 1248 01:04:50,451 --> 01:04:52,105 SMIRNOFF ICE. 1249 01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:55,152 KENNY. PENNY. 1250 01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:56,414 JAN. 1251 01:04:57,284 --> 01:05:02,115 YOU KNOW, I REALLY HATE KABIJJ. 1252 01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:03,508 ME TOO. 1253 01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:07,947 GREAT RAGING BELKRONS, MY-IK, LOOK! 1254 01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:08,905 WHAT IS IT, DU-UG? 1255 01:05:11,081 --> 01:05:15,433 BY RABIRR'S SAGGY MAN BREASTS, CROKER'S SWORD SHRANK, MY-IK. 1256 01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:17,696 YET WHY WOULD HE LEAVE IT? 1257 01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:20,960 PERHAPS BECAUSE HE DOES NOT NEED IT, DU-UG. 1258 01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:25,138 DO YOU MEAN THE TRANSPORTER MADE HIM GROW EVEN MORE? 1259 01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:27,401 HE IS THUNDERING ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE EVEN NOW, 1260 01:05:27,445 --> 01:05:31,318 SEARCHING FOR US, LEVELING ALL IN HIS PATH. 1261 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:34,278 A PATH THAT WILL LEAD INEVITABLY TO-- 1262 01:05:34,321 --> 01:05:35,583 - KENNY'S HOUSE! - KENNY'S HOUSE! 1263 01:05:41,372 --> 01:05:42,982 [KENNY] MY-IK! 1264 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:44,331 DU-UG! 1265 01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:46,986 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? 1266 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,857 [COYOTE CALLS] 1267 01:05:50,381 --> 01:05:53,471 WHOA, COOL SWORD! 1268 01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:04,003 423 BELINDA! 1269 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:05,396 AHA! 1270 01:06:07,789 --> 01:06:09,748 [MAN] GET OUT OF THE ROAD, ASSHOLE. 1271 01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,010 BAH! 1272 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,577 HUH. 1273 01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,250 AAH! 1274 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:34,903 AAH! 1275 01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:07,066 - YEAH? - I'M CROKER! 1276 01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:08,154 WHAT? 1277 01:07:08,198 --> 01:07:10,939 I WILL DESTROY YOU! 1278 01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:12,376 GET OUTTA HERE, MAN. 1279 01:07:12,419 --> 01:07:16,075 AAH! AAH! 1280 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:18,817 BEWARE OF MY MIGHTY RAY GUN. 1281 01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:20,036 YEAH, I'LL DO THAT. 1282 01:07:25,476 --> 01:07:27,434 [WHIRRING] 1283 01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:29,828 [ZAPPING] 1284 01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:45,409 NOW YOU BURNED A HOLE IN MY DOOR, ASSHOLE. 1285 01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:46,845 NOW I GOT TO HANG A NEW ONE. 1286 01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:50,109 JESUS. WHAT DO YOU WANT, MAN? 1287 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:51,850 I AM NOT A MAN! 1288 01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:57,116 I AM CROKER, AND I'M HERE TO DESTROY MY-IK AND DU-UG. 1289 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,378 MY-IK AND DU-UG? 1290 01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,119 YOU'RE HERE TO GET RID OF MY-IK AND DU-UG? 1291 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,860 HELL, MAN, I'LL HELP YOU WITH THAT. 1292 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:03,862 I OWE THOSE GUYS. COME ON IN. 1293 01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:07,866 I WILL FIGHT YOU, CROKER. 1294 01:08:09,911 --> 01:08:11,739 EXCALIBUR! 1295 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,139 HEY. 1296 01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:21,619 HMM! 1297 01:08:34,284 --> 01:08:36,155 THIS IS GOING TOO SLOWLY, DU-UG. 1298 01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:38,201 WE MUST GO MORE QUICKLY. 1299 01:08:38,244 --> 01:08:39,593 I HAVE AN IDEA, MY-IK. 1300 01:08:39,637 --> 01:08:40,855 - HUH? - HUH. 1301 01:08:52,954 --> 01:08:54,217 [GROANING] 1302 01:08:57,089 --> 01:08:58,134 HEY! 1303 01:08:58,177 --> 01:08:59,483 LISTEN, THE RAY GUN IS GOOD AND ALL, 1304 01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:01,180 BUT SERIOUSLY, CROKER, 1305 01:09:01,224 --> 01:09:02,181 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DOMINATE 1306 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:04,183 THE WHOLE WORLD WITH JUST THAT. 1307 01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:06,185 IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 1308 01:09:06,229 --> 01:09:08,405 IF YOU WANNA TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD, 1309 01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,494 YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY TO REACH PEOPLE, 1310 01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:11,843 A LOT OF PEOPLE. 1311 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:22,070 GREETINGS, HUMANS. 1312 01:09:22,114 --> 01:09:23,637 I AM CROKER! 1313 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,292 - LITTLE TOO LOUD. - I AM HERE TO PRESENT YOU 1314 01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:30,949 WITH THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, A LIFETIME! 1315 01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:35,432 IF I AM LOUD, IT IS BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED 1316 01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:37,695 ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY! 1317 01:09:37,738 --> 01:09:38,783 GOOD, GOOD. 1318 01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:40,785 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH TALK! 1319 01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,221 LET'S GET TO THE POINT! 1320 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:44,919 HAVE YOU EVER WISHED FOR A GIANT DESTROYER 1321 01:09:44,963 --> 01:09:49,446 TO COME FROM THE PLANET KABIJJ AND ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE? 1322 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:52,536 WELL, FRIENDS, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! 1323 01:09:52,579 --> 01:09:57,541 FOR ONLY $29.95, I, CROKER THE MERCILESS, 1324 01:09:57,584 --> 01:10:00,413 WILL SMASH YOU BENEATH MY MIGHTY FOOT. 1325 01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:02,285 I AM 100 FEET TALL! 1326 01:10:02,328 --> 01:10:06,680 I CAN CRUSH YOU BETWEEN MY ENORMOUS FINGERS, AARGH! 1327 01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:08,334 STICK TO THE SCRIPT, CROKER. 1328 01:10:08,378 --> 01:10:14,079 ACT NOW AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE THIS REMARKABLE EXERCISE DEVICE, 1329 01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:18,301 THE BELLY TWISTER, AND CROKER DOMINATION. 1330 01:10:18,344 --> 01:10:19,606 GREAT AND THEN WE GO TO? 1331 01:10:21,391 --> 01:10:23,871 RRRAH! 1332 01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:29,007 ALTHOUGH I AM 100 FEET TALL, MY BELLY WAS SOFT. 1333 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:31,749 BUT THEN I DISCOVERED BELLY TWISTER, 1334 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:35,318 AND NOW MY BELLY IS LIKE STEEL! 1335 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,972 IT'S SO EASY TO USE! 1336 01:10:40,148 --> 01:10:43,326 WHERE I COME FROM, WE TURN INTO A GELATINOUS, 1337 01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:45,284 FOAMY OOZE UPON DEATH, 1338 01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:47,504 BUT NOW THANKS TO BELLY TWISTER, 1339 01:10:47,547 --> 01:10:50,463 THAT OOZE WILL BE ROCK HARD! 1340 01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:51,638 BELLY TWISTER! 1341 01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:54,598 BELLY TWISTER! 1342 01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:58,254 BELLY TWISTER! 1343 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,909 BELLY TWISTER! 1344 01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:06,044 BELLY TWISTER! 1345 01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:14,052 BUT, CROKER, HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE WHAT YOU SAY? 1346 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:17,273 HOW DO WE KNOW? YOU'RE JUST AN ACTOR. 1347 01:11:17,316 --> 01:11:18,535 I AM NO ACTOR. 1348 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,493 I AM CROKER! 1349 01:11:20,537 --> 01:11:23,801 REMEMBER $29.95 FOR BELLY TWISTER 1350 01:11:23,844 --> 01:11:25,411 AND CROKER DOMINATION. 1351 01:11:25,455 --> 01:11:28,675 WHO COULD SAY NO TO SUCH AN OFFER, CROKER? 1352 01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:31,504 ONLY AN ASSHOLE, CROKER. 1353 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,207 HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY WILL COME? 1354 01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:41,035 'CAUSE I HAVE THEIR STUFF. 1355 01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:45,388 HOW IS MY PERFORMANCE THUS FAR? 1356 01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:47,955 IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 1357 01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:49,392 DO YOU HAVE ACTING TRAINING? 1358 01:11:57,617 --> 01:12:00,185 [GRUNTING] 1359 01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:01,534 YEAH! 1360 01:12:01,578 --> 01:12:02,796 [MY-IK] NOW! 1361 01:12:06,887 --> 01:12:08,541 OH, I SEE NO DAMAGE YET, MY-IK. 1362 01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:11,457 PERHAPS HE FLEW HERE, DU-UG. 1363 01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:12,719 CROKER CAN FLY? 1364 01:12:12,763 --> 01:12:14,721 DARE YOU BELIEVE HIM INCAPABLE OF IT? 1365 01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:16,723 OH, A FLYING CROKER! 1366 01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,029 WELL, WE WILL GET TO OUR WEAPONS 1367 01:12:18,072 --> 01:12:19,857 AND WE WILL FIGHT HIM THE BEST WE CAN. 1368 01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:24,470 TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE DIDN'T TAKE CROKER'S SWORD? 1369 01:12:24,514 --> 01:12:27,430 [DU-UG] BECAUSE THAT BELONGS TO CROKER. 1370 01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:35,263 HEY, MY-IK. HEY, DU-UG. 1371 01:12:35,307 --> 01:12:36,830 WE'RE HERE FOR OUR WEAPONS, RON. 1372 01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:39,006 IF WE HAD MORE TIME, WE WOULD FIGHT YOU 1373 01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,487 TO THE DEATH OVER THE HONOR OF PENNY AND JAN. 1374 01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,271 BUT AS WE MUST FIGHT THE GREAT FLYING CROKER 1375 01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:46,013 BEFORE HE DESTROYS EARTH, WE WILL GET OUR WEAPONS AND GO. 1376 01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,583 SO CROKER'S HERE, HUH? 1377 01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:52,411 [DU-UG] OH, HE'S HERE. 1378 01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:54,500 A HORRID BEHEMOTH. 1379 01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,415 [MY-IK] A GREAT, MONUMENTAL CREATURE 1380 01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:58,504 WHO WILL STRIKE TERROR INTO YOUR VERY SOUL. 1381 01:12:58,548 --> 01:13:02,508 SO, GUYS, THIS CROKER, DOES HE WEAR A PURPLE JUMPSUIT? 1382 01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:03,857 - YES. - THINNING HAIR? 1383 01:13:03,901 --> 01:13:05,642 - YES. - BIG, BOOMING VOICE? 1384 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:06,904 - YES. - BIT OVERWEIGHT? 1385 01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:08,427 - YES. - BAD TEETH? 1386 01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:10,603 GREAT RAGING BELKRONS! 1387 01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:11,517 YOU'VE SEEN HIM? 1388 01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:12,779 I HAVE. 1389 01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:14,651 IN FACT, HEY, CROKER! 1390 01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:16,653 - CROKER! - CROKER! 1391 01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:18,002 NO! 1392 01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:21,527 BOW DOWN BEFORE CROKER THE MERCILESS! 1393 01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:23,050 [SCREAMING] 1394 01:13:23,094 --> 01:13:28,316 NOW I WILL CRUSH YOU BENEATH MY MIGHTY FOOT, 1395 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,668 FOR YOU HAVE FAILED! 1396 01:13:31,711 --> 01:13:33,017 AARGH! 1397 01:13:34,322 --> 01:13:35,541 AAH! 1398 01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:53,690 DO NOT BE FOOLED, FOR I AM TRULY GIANT! 1399 01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:54,952 AAH! 1400 01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:57,955 [SCREAMING] 1401 01:14:07,094 --> 01:14:09,053 AS EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS, 1402 01:14:09,096 --> 01:14:10,837 DU-UG AND I THOUGHT WE WOULD COME TO EARTH 1403 01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:12,186 AND DOMINATE IT. 1404 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:13,666 NOW WE HAVE FAILED UTTERLY 1405 01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:15,538 AND MUST FACE THE WRATH OF CROKER. 1406 01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,496 [CROKER] I AM CROKER! 1407 01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:18,976 YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT! 1408 01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:21,979 [CROKER] I'M 100 FEET TALL! 1409 01:14:22,022 --> 01:14:23,633 KEEP GOING. 1410 01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:25,591 IF ONLY WE HAD STRENGTHENED OUR BELLIES, EH, DU-UG? 1411 01:14:25,635 --> 01:14:27,071 BUT WITH WHAT, MY-IK? 1412 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,118 BELLY TWISTER MIGHT'VE SAVED YOU 1413 01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:33,947 FROM MY WRATH HAD YOU ORDERED IT IN TIME. 1414 01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:35,949 HOW MUCH WOULD IT'VE COST US, CROKER? 1415 01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:40,606 ONLY $29.95 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING. 1416 01:14:40,650 --> 01:14:43,870 A SMALL PRICE TO PAY TO HAVE SAVED OUR LIVES, EH, MY-IK? 1417 01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:46,003 DO NOT LOSE YOUR HEARD ABOUT IT, DU-UG. 1418 01:14:46,046 --> 01:14:48,396 I WILL LOSE MY HEAD, DU-UG. 1419 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,573 YES, YOU WILL! 1420 01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:52,618 [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY] 1421 01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:53,750 ARRGH! 1422 01:14:53,793 --> 01:14:55,882 NOW, MY-IK AND DU-UG, 1423 01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:59,233 PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF CROKER. 1424 01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:03,150 I AM SAVING MY MIGHTY SWORD FOR YOU HUMANS, 1425 01:15:03,194 --> 01:15:05,370 BUT ONLY IF YOU ACT NOW. 1426 01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:09,505 BUT FOR THESE TWO, THIS WILL DO. 1427 01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:19,166 IT HAS NO GAS, CROKER. 1428 01:15:19,210 --> 01:15:22,430 I NEED NO GAS! I AM GIANT! 1429 01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:30,569 YOU CAN USE MY MACHETE IF YOU LIKE, CROKER. 1430 01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:33,267 YOU SHALL START! 1431 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:41,449 JUST USE THE DAMN MACHETE, CROKER. 1432 01:15:41,493 --> 01:15:43,582 COME HERE. 1433 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:48,456 SO WHEN YOU BEHEAD THESE GUYS, IS IT GONNA BE, LIKE, MESSY? 1434 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,676 IT WILL MORE LIKE SLICING VEGETABLES. 1435 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,679 WE'RE MORE LIKE PLANTS THAN ANIMALS. 1436 01:15:53,723 --> 01:15:55,942 NOW I'M OVERHEATED! 1437 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:57,335 CRYSTAL GEYSERS, DUDE. 1438 01:15:58,858 --> 01:15:59,903 DU-UG. 1439 01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:01,469 WHAT IS IT, MY-IK? 1440 01:16:01,513 --> 01:16:02,470 LOOK. 1441 01:16:03,994 --> 01:16:07,040 BY RABIRR'S SPASTIC COLON, YOU'RE BRILLIANT, MY-IK. 1442 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,476 NO, I'M NOT BRILLIANT. 1443 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,652 YES. 1444 01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:10,957 - NO. - YES, YOU ARE. 1445 01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:12,959 - NO. - YES, YOU ARE BRILLIANT. 1446 01:16:13,003 --> 01:16:14,352 - NO, MY-IK. - YES! 1447 01:16:14,395 --> 01:16:15,832 - NO! - YES, I'M TELLING YOU! 1448 01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:17,181 - NO. - YES, MY-IK! 1449 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:18,965 NO! ALL RIGHT, I'M BRILLIANT. 1450 01:16:19,009 --> 01:16:20,401 YOU HAPPY NOW? 1451 01:16:20,445 --> 01:16:21,707 [CROKER] SO YOU DON'T THINK I LOOK FAT? 1452 01:16:21,751 --> 01:16:22,839 NO, NOT AT ALL. 1453 01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:24,841 AAH! 1454 01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:28,453 NOW, CROKER, WE WILL DESTROY YOU! 1455 01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:53,391 [GRUNTING] 1456 01:16:58,526 --> 01:17:01,094 IT WAS STILL A GOOD IDEA, MY-IK. 1457 01:17:01,138 --> 01:17:02,530 THANK YOU, DU-UG. 1458 01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:07,535 I HAVE HEARD, MY-IK, THAT AFTER BEHEADING, 1459 01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:09,842 ONE'S HEAD LIVES FOR APPROXIMATELY 1460 01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:11,670 THREE TO FIVE SECONDS. 1461 01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,759 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING, DU-UG? 1462 01:17:13,803 --> 01:17:18,242 PERHAPS OUR HEADS WILL HAVE TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO EACH OTHER. 1463 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:21,680 OR AT LEAST A WINK AND A SMILEY FACE. 1464 01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:26,119 WELL, GOOD-BYE, EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR DU-UG. 1465 01:17:26,163 --> 01:17:29,166 GOOD-BYE, EVIL ALIEN CONQUEROR MY-IK. 1466 01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:33,692 HE'S HAD 50,000 TELKRONS. 1467 01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:35,651 BRING HIM BACK NOW! 1468 01:17:44,921 --> 01:17:48,054 SO YOU THINK I HAVE CHARISMA? 1469 01:17:48,098 --> 01:17:49,708 DEFINITELY. 1470 01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:50,535 OKAY, CROKE MAN. 1471 01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:51,667 LET'S CUT SOME VEGETABLES. 1472 01:17:54,365 --> 01:17:57,281 I WILL GET THEM BOTH WITH ONE SWING, RONSTER. 1473 01:17:57,324 --> 01:17:58,935 AND REMEMBER, HUMANS, 1474 01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:04,592 FOR JUST $29.95, THIS CAN BE YOUR FATE! 1475 01:18:11,861 --> 01:18:13,297 HOLD IT, CROKER. 1476 01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:15,212 - PENNY! - JAN! 1477 01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:16,735 HERE FOR THE THREESOME, LADIES? 1478 01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,606 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 1479 01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:19,869 YOU TWO! 1480 01:18:19,912 --> 01:18:22,219 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S US, PEN-NY AND JA-AN, 1481 01:18:22,262 --> 01:18:24,351 THE FIRST EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS TO COME. 1482 01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:26,832 BUT YOU TWO BURNED UP IN A TRANSPORTER! 1483 01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:28,660 NO, CROKER, WE MADE IT. 1484 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,054 WE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO FULFILL RABIRR'S EVIL PLAN. 1485 01:18:31,097 --> 01:18:33,839 - WE LOVE EARTH. - AND WE LOVE MY-IK AND DU-UG. 1486 01:18:33,883 --> 01:18:36,842 WE MADE IT, AND OUR SWORDS MADE IT AS WELL. 1487 01:18:36,886 --> 01:18:38,844 AW, MAN! 1488 01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,803 I WILL DESTROY YOU! 1489 01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:43,370 HA! UNH! 1490 01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:44,458 [GROANS] 1491 01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:48,071 CROKER, BE STRONG. 1492 01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:50,508 YOU ARE INVINCIBLE! 1493 01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:04,957 WHAT IS THIS FEELING? 1494 01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:06,872 COULD IT BE FEAR? 1495 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:09,745 WHY DOES MY MIGHTY HAND TREMBLE SO? 1496 01:19:13,096 --> 01:19:14,532 FIGHT ON, CROKER, 1497 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:18,666 FOR TRULY IT IS YOUR SPIRIT THAT IS GIANT! 1498 01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:19,885 AAH! 1499 01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:26,979 [GLASS SHATTERS] 1500 01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,549 CROKER LASER EYES! 1501 01:19:33,899 --> 01:19:36,641 CROKER MESMERIZING BALL! 1502 01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:39,644 CROKER FIRE BREATH! 1503 01:19:40,906 --> 01:19:42,908 CROKER BODY ODOR! 1504 01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:45,128 CROKER HIGH NOTE! 1505 01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:46,694 EH! 1506 01:19:51,090 --> 01:19:53,049 OH, THIS IS PATHETIC. 1507 01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:54,267 COME ON, BAD BOY. 1508 01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:56,443 CROKER POWER PUNCH! 1509 01:20:07,890 --> 01:20:10,022 CROKER TORNADO! 1510 01:20:10,066 --> 01:20:11,807 OH! 1511 01:20:14,897 --> 01:20:15,811 OW! 1512 01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:24,471 NOW YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GIANT CROKER. 1513 01:20:24,515 --> 01:20:26,909 YOU'RE NOT A GIANT. 1514 01:20:31,609 --> 01:20:32,915 - HEY, CROKER! - HEY, CROKER! 1515 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,133 YES? 1516 01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:36,701 [HIGH-PITCHED WAILING] 1517 01:20:48,539 --> 01:20:49,496 OH! 1518 01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:56,895 PEN-NY! 1519 01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:57,983 JA-AN! 1520 01:20:58,027 --> 01:20:59,506 TRIUMPH! 1521 01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:01,900 HEY, KIDS. 1522 01:21:01,944 --> 01:21:03,902 LOOK WHAT UNCLE RONNIE FOUND. 1523 01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:04,903 LET'S PLAY. 1524 01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,209 [ZAPPING] 1525 01:21:19,135 --> 01:21:20,658 - JA-AN! - PEN-NY! 1526 01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:23,095 WHERE WAS HE. 1527 01:21:30,929 --> 01:21:31,887 [WHOOSHING] 1528 01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:53,125 PLACE ME ON A LARGE SPIKE! 1529 01:21:53,169 --> 01:21:54,300 WHATEVER. 1530 01:21:55,606 --> 01:21:57,390 OH, HEY. 1531 01:21:58,348 --> 01:21:59,566 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1532 01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:02,265 I'M KENNY. 1533 01:22:02,308 --> 01:22:03,919 [ALL] ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. 1534 01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:08,053 OH. 1535 01:22:08,097 --> 01:22:10,055 ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. 1536 01:22:12,014 --> 01:22:14,407 ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. 1537 01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:17,933 ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. 1538 01:22:21,371 --> 01:22:23,155 ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. 1539 01:22:33,339 --> 01:22:36,995 THE GLUTE TWISTER WILL DO IT FOR YOU. 1540 01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:40,825 FOR ONLY $24.95, YOU CAN HAVE A GLUTEUS MAXIMUS 1541 01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:42,044 THAT WILL DOMINATE THE PLANET. 1542 01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:46,091 WHO CAN SAY NO TO SUCH AN OFFER, CROKER? 1543 01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:48,876 ONLY AN ASSHOLE, CROKER. 1544 01:22:52,228 --> 01:22:54,970 HE'S JUST ALL OVER CABLE ACCESS THESE DAYS. 1545 01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:56,580 EVER SINCE EMPEROR KENNY OPENED TRADE, 1546 01:22:56,623 --> 01:22:58,495 IT'S JUST BEEN CRAZY! 1547 01:22:58,538 --> 01:23:00,627 - WANNA GET LUNCH? - YEAH. 1548 01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:03,065 AND HERE'S ONE EVIL ALIEN BURGER MEAL. 1549 01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:04,283 ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. 1550 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:06,329 - ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. - ENTHUSE FOR KENNY. 1551 01:23:06,372 --> 01:23:07,591 OH! 1552 01:23:07,634 --> 01:23:10,115 ALL RIGHT ASSHOLE KIDS, TAKE OVER. 1553 01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:11,987 YES, SIR, MR. MY-IK. 1554 01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:16,208 HOW IS YOUR FOOD, LADIES? 1555 01:23:16,252 --> 01:23:17,905 IT'S REALLY VERY GOOD. 1556 01:23:17,949 --> 01:23:19,211 THE JACK CHEESE AND SLIME MAGGOTS 1557 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,604 GO VERY WELL TOGETHER. 1558 01:23:20,647 --> 01:23:22,345 WELL, WE MAY NOT HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD, 1559 01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:25,913 BUT WE DID TAKE OVER THE WORLD OF FAST FOOD IN THIS MINI-MALL. 1560 01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:30,396 PERHAPS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING 1561 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:33,747 WHY MY-IK AND I HAVE BEEN ACTING A BIT UNUSUAL LATELY. 1562 01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:36,272 THE COMPULSIVE WIG-WEARING, THE SHAMPOO DRINKING, 1563 01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:38,143 THE CRYING JAGS FOLLOWED BY THE PERIODS 1564 01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:40,928 OF INTENSE LEGAL STUDY. 1565 01:23:40,972 --> 01:23:44,106 WELL, THERE IS A REASON FOR ALL OF IT. 1566 01:23:44,149 --> 01:23:47,109 MY-IK, DU-UG, DO YOU MEAN-- 1567 01:23:47,152 --> 01:23:50,808 IT SEEMS YOUR FEET ARE FIRING NO BLANKS, LADIES! 1568 01:23:50,851 --> 01:23:53,941 IN APPROXIMATELY 72 HOURS, MY-IK AND I WILL WELCOME 1569 01:23:53,985 --> 01:23:57,510 OUR FIRST LITTERS OF BABY EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS. 1570 01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:01,514 [BABIES] YOU WILL DIE BEGGING FOR MERCY! 1571 01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:06,084 [BABIES] AND WE WILL GLADLY PROVIDE IT. 1572 01:24:06,128 --> 01:24:07,042 OH. 1573 01:24:08,608 --> 01:24:13,744 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1574 01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:14,832 ♪ THEY RULE! 1575 01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:19,054 ♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES 1576 01:24:19,097 --> 01:24:24,189 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1577 01:24:24,233 --> 01:24:25,321 ♪ THEY RULE! 1578 01:24:25,364 --> 01:24:29,412 ♪ NO, THEY WON'T ASK YOU PLEASE ♪ 1579 01:24:29,455 --> 01:24:31,849 ♪ THE "E" IS FOR EVIL 1580 01:24:31,892 --> 01:24:34,417 ♪ AND EVIL YOU WILL SEE 1581 01:24:34,460 --> 01:24:37,115 ♪ THE "A" IS FOR ALIEN 1582 01:24:37,159 --> 01:24:39,726 ♪ FOR ALIENS THEY BE 1583 01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:42,294 ♪ THE "C" IS FOR CONQUERORS 1584 01:24:42,338 --> 01:24:44,862 ♪ AND CONQUER YOU THEY SHALL 1585 01:24:44,905 --> 01:24:50,128 ♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS WILL NEVER BE YOUR PAL ♪ 1586 01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:55,133 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1587 01:24:55,177 --> 01:24:56,395 ♪ THEY RULE! 1588 01:24:56,439 --> 01:25:00,138 ♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES 1589 01:25:00,182 --> 01:25:05,535 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1590 01:25:05,578 --> 01:25:06,884 ♪ THEY RULE! 1591 01:25:06,927 --> 01:25:10,322 ♪ NO THEY WON'T ASK YOU PLEASE ♪ 1592 01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:13,151 ♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 1593 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:15,806 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL BECAUSE OF THEIR PLAN ♪ 1594 01:25:15,849 --> 01:25:18,156 ♪ AND THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1595 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,072 ♪ THEY'RE ALIENS FROM A STRANGE LAND ♪ 1596 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,553 ♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS 1597 01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:26,121 ♪ THEY'LL CONQUER YOUR VERY SOUL ♪ 1598 01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:31,300 ♪ THE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS WANT YOUR HEAD ON A POLE ♪ 1599 01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:36,348 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1600 01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:37,654 ♪ THEY RULE! 1601 01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:41,179 ♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES 1602 01:25:41,223 --> 01:25:46,619 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1603 01:25:46,663 --> 01:25:48,012 ♪ THEY RULE! 1604 01:25:48,055 --> 01:25:51,363 ♪ NO THEY WON'T ASK YOU PLEASE ♪ 1605 01:25:57,413 --> 01:25:59,893 ♪ THEY RULE! 1606 01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:10,034 ♪ THEY RULE! 1607 01:26:12,993 --> 01:26:15,082 ♪ THEY COME TO YOUR PLANET 1608 01:26:15,126 --> 01:26:18,216 ♪ IN THEIR JUMPSUITS OF RED 1609 01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:23,308 ♪ THEY'RE ON A MISSION TO DECAPITATE YOUR HEAD ♪ 1610 01:26:23,352 --> 01:26:28,095 ♪ DON'T WANT YOUR BACKTALK, DON'T WANT YOUR ADVICE ♪ 1611 01:26:28,139 --> 01:26:30,837 ♪ THEY JUST WANT TO VANQUISH YOU ♪ 1612 01:26:30,881 --> 01:26:34,232 ♪ AND DRINK YOUR SMIRNOFF ICE 1613 01:26:34,276 --> 01:26:39,890 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1614 01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,413 ♪ THEY RULE! 1615 01:26:41,457 --> 01:26:44,982 ♪ BOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES 1616 01:26:45,025 --> 01:26:50,379 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS ♪ 1617 01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:51,467 ♪ THEY RULE! 1618 01:26:51,510 --> 01:26:55,079 ♪ NO THEY WON'T ASK YOU PLEASE ♪ 1619 01:26:55,122 --> 01:27:00,606 ♪ THEY'RE EVIL ALIENS 1620 01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:06,046 ♪ THEY CONQUER AND THEY RULE 1621 01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:08,353 ♪ WHOA 1622 01:27:08,397 --> 01:27:11,095 ♪ WHOA 1623 01:27:11,138 --> 01:27:13,532 ♪ WHOA 1624 01:27:13,576 --> 01:27:16,100 ♪ THEY RULE! 1625 01:29:04,556 --> 01:29:06,341 [MUSIC FADES] 102794

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