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- Whoo!
- Yeah! Let's go, brother! Whoo!
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♪ I see trees of green,
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♪ red roses too.
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♪ I see them bloom...
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♪ for me and you.
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♪ And I think to myself,
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♪ 'What a wonderful world.'
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♪ I see skies of blue,
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♪ clouds of white,
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♪ bright blessed day,
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♪ dark sacred night.
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♪ And I think to myself,
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♪ 'What a wonderful world.'
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♪ The colours of the rainbow,
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♪ so pretty in the sky,
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♪ are also on the faces
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♪ of people going by.
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♪ I see friends shaking hands,
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♪ saying, 'How do you do?'
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♪ They're really saying,
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♪ 'I love you.'
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♪ I hear babies cry.
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♪ I watch them grow.
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♪ They'll learn much more
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♪ than I'll ever know.
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♪ And I think to myself,
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♪ 'What a wonderful world.'
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♪ What a wonderful world.
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♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
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Great.
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Cry harder, kid.
Shit's gonna get worse.
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- Why are you like this?
- Why aren't you like this?
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What the fuck is that ―
grass and shit stew?
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- Hey! Give it back!
- Guys! - Nah!
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You don't say 'guys' any more,
Jamie. It's triggering.
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- 'Guys' is a trigger word now?
- Alex, look, just leave Pip alone.
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No, Jamie. Didn't you hear? Wellness has
fixed everything with trigger words.
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I said shush! Lane is here.
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Women of Hiro Valley...
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- sisters...
- Yes.
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- ...survivors.
- Yes!
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Eight years ago today,
the virus took all the world's men.
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Our fathers,
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brothers,
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friends,
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our lovers,
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our sons.
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Our hearts are forever scarred,
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but the time for
harking back is over.
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Yes!
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In eight years,
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- look what we've built.
- Yes!
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Education.
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- Heathcare for all.
- Whoo!
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Menstruation leave ― mandatory.
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The virus may have taken our men,
but it will not take our potential!
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Mine!
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Yes!
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- Carpe futurum!
- Carpe futurum!
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Thanks to the goddess,
we have seed.
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- Are we not blessed?
- Yes!
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Well...
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- Does our past trauma make us weak?
- No!
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- Gullible, yes.
- Shut up!
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- OK, Alex, come on. We are going.
- What?
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- One day, through wellness...
- Don't. Don't!
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- ...we will overcome this virus...
- We're going.
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...and truly create...
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- You're making a scene!
- Oh, you wanna see a scene?
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- ...a brave, new well world!
- No, no, no, no, no, don't!
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That's not mine. It's not.
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Be your best. Be free.
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Oh, sh... No, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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Ow!
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Wow.
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These are new.
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So uplifting
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The fonts are shit.
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Assault of the mayor
is a blissable offence.
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Oh, I am so sorry,
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Constable.
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- Don't call me that.
- What? Constable?
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Do you ever get sick of this?
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You miserable little shit.
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I'm constantly sick of
this power-drunk arsehole.
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Ah!
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Seventh time lucky. 2-3-4...
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Now, without further ado,
the Winter Repopulation Draw!
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3-2-0-0.
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Oh my God.
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A seed could not
find a finer garden.
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2-3-4-2.
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2-3-4-2.
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No, that's my friend.
It's my best friend.
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What up?
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I was thinking...
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Do you think that
maybe sometime we could...
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go away for a weekend?
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Sorry, but you have the biggest
blackhead on the side of your nose.
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- Why do you do that?
- Do what?
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Twist the moment.
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- I dunno.
- What's going on?
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- Why is the door locked?
- Security purposes.
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- What do you want?
- Why's it taking so long?
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I'll be done in a minute.
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Done getting me off
or done shooting me in the head?
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How's that for twisting the moment?
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- Jesus.
- Unless...
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you wanna not and say we did.
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You know I can't do that.
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So stop dangling dirty weekends like
we're normal people and get on with it.
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What gets you wetter ―
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me or that gun?
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This is fucked.
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That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
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Us.
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Us is fucked.
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Release the semen slowly.
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- I am doing it slowly.
- Five potato,
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four potato...
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...three potato,
two potato, one potato.
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Ooh, don't pull it out so fast!
Slowly.
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Slowly.
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Nice.
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See? Happy days.
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Your first insemination.
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Pat yourself on the back.
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Oh, come on. You created life.
You're like a god.
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...des. Goddess.
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Oh, here we go.
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Constance, thank you so much.
I just wanted to talk about the―
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- Hey, guys. Ow!
- Ooh! Easy.
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I am easy.
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Constance is easy with her tongue.
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No, I'm not.
Uh, no driving, no heavy lifting―
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No sharp objects,
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supervision and secured sleeping
arrangements recommended while blissed.
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We know.
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- Duration?
- Five days ― repeat offence.
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Excellent choice. The best.
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Um, in regards to the evidence,
I just wanna―
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- We'll talk later, OK?
- OK.
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- OK.
- Uh...
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- Thanks. We can take it from here.
- Aw.
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Uh, Co― Constance, um,
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I just wanted to say that even
though it was my name on the cup,
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the smoothie assault was all Alex.
I would never do that to Lane.
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And I would never waste
flaxseed and spinach.
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Be your best. Be free!
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- I love your nose.
- Yep, yep, yep.
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- No wonder Jackson
wanted to fuck you. - OK.
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- Ew. Incest.
- She's my sister-in-law.
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Yeah, incest.
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Can you just be useful
and give me a hand?
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You're a selfish little turd-burger,
aren't you?
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Jeopardise Jamie's
chances at anotherbaby.
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You make us all look bad.
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- We'd be better off without you.
- Oh my God, Pip.
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What? She can't hear me.
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Well, she can, but, you know,
lights on, no one home.
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She won't remember.
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She wouldn't care anyway.
She hates me.
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- Hate's a bit of a strong word.
- Alex is a strong turd-burger.
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- Nun-night.
- Goodnight.
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Sperm is precious.
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Sperm is rare.
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That's why we've established
the Repopulation Lottery,
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a robust, just process
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for selecting success and
delivering a healthy future.
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To keep our population stable,
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our quarterly allocation from
the nation's pre-virus sperm banks
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is gifted to our most viable
motherhood candidates.
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Congratulations.
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You must made the first step
in this wonderful journey.
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Take a moment to acknowledge
your incredible good fortune
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and radiant power.
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Ow.
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Oh. Um... Sorry.
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First time?
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Fourth.
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Wow.
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- You have four daughters?
- Oh, no,
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my number's come up four times,
but I just...
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I can't seem to get past
this next stage.
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There's another stage?
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Oh, your vulva, it's...
I mean,
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it's... it's... it's impressive.
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Thank you.
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Impressively healthy,
and I have seen my share.
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So you've only had one
successful pregnancy?
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Yep.
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Just― Just one?
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- Yeah.
- Nine years ago.
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- Yeah.
- K.
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So, uh, you understand and agree
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that in participating in
the repopulation lottery,
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there is a 50% possibility
of miscarriage, and if that―
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Yeah, that's fine.
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The boy babies die. I know.
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I've been through worse...
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like everyone.
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Yeah, well, it's not really a
baby at that stage, anyway.
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It's more like a...
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little pink piece of
Y chromosome snot.
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How are your weekly orgasms?
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Uh... Not great.
It's been on the back-burner, actually.
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OK, well, get busy.
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Come on. Bring it up to
tri-weekly if you can.
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OK.
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Oh!
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No!
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Less is more, Lane. Do you
want quality or do you want quantity?
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I don't wanna compromise on yield.
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An abundant future is my top priority.
Is it yours?
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Yes, but if you d...
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- ...the heck?
- What is it?
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Ow! Ow.
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Hello.
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Sorry, I... I was just doing the
snacks for the committee meeting.
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Um... Sorry. Uh, you guys...
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girls, uh, women just― just
continue as if I weren't here.
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- I'll talk to you soon.
- OK.
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Philippa.
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Come.
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Um...
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Actually, everyone calls me Pip,
but, um,
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you can call me
Philippa if you want.
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Um, you'd be the only one. But, um,
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that's fine too,
if you want to be the only one.
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Philly, do you know
what I love about you?
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I love that I can trust you to do
the right thing and keep confidences.
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If there's anything you
want to talk to me about...
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my door is open.
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Michelle!
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Welcome.
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Brandi, lovely to see you.
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You can leave now, Pip.
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Could we, um...?
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I'm sorry. Could we, uh...?
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- Jamie, you know the house―
- I won't tell anyone, OK? I promise.
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- I can't.
- Please.
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Please.
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Hey, Jamie.
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Hey, Jackson.
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- Hey.
- ...is for horses.
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- Tell me about your day.
- It was good.
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Tell me what you did.
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- I milked the cows.
- Yeah?
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And then what?
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- Let them out.
- Yeah. Tell me more.
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Well, rain's been scarce recently,
so I had to mix in some silage.
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Not the silage.
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Half silage, half hay.
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Ask me about my day.
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How was your day?
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I'm gonna
have another baby.
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It's true.
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We're gonna be a family again.
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Hello?
260
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,560
Hello.
261
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,479
- Yes, hello.
- Where's Alex?
262
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,679
I dunno.
I thought she was with you.
263
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,399
No. Why would she be with me?
I was at the doctors.
264
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:54,319
Well, I had a pressing committee meeting.
I was in charge of catering.
265
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,639
OK.
266
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,359
Alex!
267
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,360
Al?
268
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,760
Oh shit!
269
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,880
That's my good towel.
270
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,840
- Alex!
- Alex!
271
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:25,298
This place.
272
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,480
This whole shitty place.
273
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:36,320
Look, Ma, they blissed me again. But
I found a new way to mess with them.
274
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,840
What do you care?
275
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,400
They permed you.
276
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:10,079
She's not here. I think we need to
get in the truck and look for her.
277
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,080
She would not look
this hard for us.
278
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,560
What the fuck, Pip?
279
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:19,199
What? People die in fridges
and freezers all the time.
280
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,119
Have you thought about what happens
to you if shedoesturn up dead?
281
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:28,359
OK? They're not gonna promote
someone who's left her blissed friend to die.
282
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,360
Pip! Wait up.
283
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,119
Be careful. Be careful!
284
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,120
Be caref―
285
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,039
Aargh!
286
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,320
What was that?
287
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,079
Was that Alex?
288
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,760
- Tell me that wasn't Alex.
- That wasn't Alex.
289
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,240
- Did you just kill Alex?
- No!
290
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,599
It was a goat.
291
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,200
That didn't sound like a goat!
292
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,720
We don't even have any goats!
293
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,520
OK.
294
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,359
Alex?
295
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,806
Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no. Not Alex.
296
00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:34,760
Don't be dead.
Please don't die.
297
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,360
OK. OK, OK, OK.
298
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:44,759
OK, we need to get our story
straight. OK. We were both in the house,
299
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,999
and I was making a delicious and nutritious
kale and pomegranate salad for dinner
300
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:56,800
when, uh, we heard a screech and a thump,
and I said, 'Oh my goddess. What was that?'
301
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,280
What the fuck is wrong with you?
302
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,079
Quinoa and pomegranate?
303
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,080
Bomb.
304
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,120
Quinoa tastes like grassy pubes.
305
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,400
Holy shit.
306
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,079
Who that?
307
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,799
You h...
308
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,679
You― You were... I thought―
309
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,160
What did you guys do?
310
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,440
- We don't say 'guys' any more.
- She looks dead.
311
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,720
- Flip her over.
- You flip her over.
312
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,120
Fucking pussies.
313
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,800
Hey, lady.
314
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,760
Wakey, wakey.
315
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,319
It can't be.
316
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,400
- There aren't any.
- It is.
317
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,662
No. No, no, no, no, no. It― It's
one of those fake stick-on beards.
318
00:23:02,663 --> 00:23:04,919
Not stick-on.
319
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,839
- They use glue.
- It's not glue, dude.
320
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,040
I'll be the judge of that.
321
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,079
We don't use 'dude' any more.
322
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,080
- Go ahead.
- I will.
323
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,160
Well, be my guest.
324
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:22,920
I would never be your guest,
cos you would be a terrible host.
325
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,639
Oh shit.
326
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,679
His name is Bobby.
327
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,320
Fuck!
328
00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:42,799
He knows things.
329
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,200
- Ma?
- She was the key.
330
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,134
We do this with the cows all the time.
I don't wanna sex you;
331
00:23:49,135 --> 00:23:50,639
I just want your sperms, OK?
332
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,159
- It's unwell not to tell them.
- Look, don't do this now.
333
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,920
If we don't do this now,
they'll punish us.
334
00:23:54,921 --> 00:23:57,721
If you don't do this now,
they could suspend my place in the lottery,
335
00:23:57,722 --> 00:23:59,201
and I've tried for so long, Pip.
336
00:23:59,202 --> 00:24:00,840
Ah! There you are.
337
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,599
- Hello.
- Welcome.
338
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,359
OK, well...
339
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,293
I'll put the jug on, shall I?
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