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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:37,738 - Oh shit, sorry, my name's Jason Severn. 2 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:40,174 I'm single, I got a 10 inch-- 3 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,446 John wanted me to film our, say something 4 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,451 about our trip, I mean our boys 5 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,387 weekend, my winnings, so here I am. 6 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,791 It's gonna be a good time because 7 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,161 we don't really see each other often, 8 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,996 everybody has their own lives, so I think 9 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:06,500 this is a way of bringing us all together. 10 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,271 And... 11 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,040 That's it. 12 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,049 All right, so here's the plan. 13 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:24,685 We're waiting for Mike, Conrad, and Todd. 14 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,421 Boys weekend up north, fuck yeah. 15 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:32,960 - Get lost, man. 16 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,595 Do you mind? 17 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,430 - What are we bringing, tech man? 18 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,898 What and why. 19 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,167 - Why? 20 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,701 A source experiment of man in the wild 21 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,603 all the while keeping a watchful 22 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,206 eye on what is going around us. 23 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:50,211 We have the remote control, we have flashes, 24 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:53,214 and motion activated control camera. 25 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,419 - You're such a good wife Laura, 26 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:01,021 letting John go away to have a guys weekend. 27 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,023 It shows such trust. 28 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,860 - Well I trust him, not sure about you though. 29 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,532 What do you wanna drink? 30 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,566 - Whatever as long as 31 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,968 it's cold or hot, so, so hot. 32 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,038 I think this weekend footage, 33 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,874 we're all going to Hell from here. 34 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,477 - Here, get your hand around this 35 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,012 before you grip something else. 36 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:28,115 - Come on, that's not nice. 37 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:31,385 - All right, my name is Inigo Montoya. 38 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,986 You had sex with my papi. 39 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,222 Prepare to die. 40 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,689 Who is anybody? 41 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,924 We don't know who we are. 42 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,025 Come on, man. 43 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,229 I'm an architect. 44 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,763 All right, all right, all right, my name 45 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,599 is Mike, but my friends call me... 46 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,835 Mike. 47 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:52,005 One, there will be beer and ridiculous 48 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,642 amounts of alcohol consumed, and two, 49 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,578 there's no women, there's no women. 50 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,515 Jason, welcome to Sausagestock! 51 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,886 - All right, so who do we got here? 52 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,421 - Conrad, what's up? 53 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,556 - All right Conrad, tell us 54 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,524 a little about yourself, what do you do? 55 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,825 - What do I do? 56 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,060 I'm a baseball player. 57 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,528 - Oh you're a baseball player, 58 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,397 aren't you a gay shortstop in the rainbow league? 59 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:19,267 - You can go fuck yourself. 60 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,302 You're taking us camping somewhere. 61 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,737 I don't know, I'm just here for the ride. 62 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,807 - Okay, well are you excited at least? 63 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,276 - I mean it should be good right? 64 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:29,977 Weekend with the boys, why not? 65 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,979 - You look tired. 66 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,847 - It was a long night, all right? 67 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,450 I just wanna fucking get in the car, 68 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:39,653 I don't wanna see Todd's dumb ass. 69 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,355 - Was she good, you never told me. 70 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:42,756 - No, it was a good time. 71 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,292 - Yeah? 72 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:47,761 - But Todd probably doesn't know, he might, but it was good. 73 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,568 - I'm Todd Custer, I've known you 74 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,405 dickheads for too long and figured 75 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,874 I'd come on this camping trip to 76 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,010 look out for you guys, someone's got to, 77 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:06,013 and I'm a city guy, but I'm a nature 78 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,417 guy too and I like to go out in 79 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:12,320 nature and live with it, live amongst it, 80 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,855 but you know what's more fun is 81 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,359 going against it, man against nature. 82 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,927 Sometimes that's the most exciting stuff, 83 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,395 and you gotta take chances and 84 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,531 that's what I'm willing to do. 85 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,799 Case in point, going camping with you dickheads. 86 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,336 I'm a small claims lawyer, and I know 87 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,670 a lot of people haven't heard of a 88 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,139 small claims lawyer, but they exist, 89 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:35,343 I'm one of them, so obviously I exist. 90 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:39,046 Before that I ran a bunch of daycares. 91 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,382 Kids are cool, we need them. 92 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:42,783 I also made a lot of money, you'd be 93 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,084 surprised how much parents are willing 94 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,386 to dish out so you can just put 95 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,054 their kids in front of a television all 96 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,590 day and feed them crackers, it's amazing. 97 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,359 Do we have to talk about that, fuck, seriously? 98 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,693 Honestly, I thought we were having fun here. 99 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,894 - I'm just-- 100 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,128 - I thought we were having fun, man. 101 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,364 - I know, I'm just asking. 102 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:58,131 - We're gonna have fun, fuck him, just forget 103 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,401 about talking about this, move on. 104 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:01,902 - Yeah, as much as you want. 105 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,170 Asswipe. 106 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:06,073 - All right, let's get 'er done. 107 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:10,511 - We've been traveling for days now. 108 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,813 I'm sure we're not gonna make it out here alive. 109 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,182 I fear for our lives. 110 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,183 God help us. 111 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,152 God help us! 112 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,531 - Sleep, Conrad. 113 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,666 Sleep, Conrad. 114 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,035 Sleep, Conrad. 115 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:37,571 Sleep. 116 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,913 time, chick pretty 117 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,415 partner, a lot of 118 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,583 like they 119 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:56,490 Chevy thing, top back 120 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,032 - Bomb brothers. 121 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,669 Hey Jas, what's the deal with Todd and Conrad? 122 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,303 - Don't you know, I thought you knew. 123 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,072 - No man, I know nothing about it. 124 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,675 I see the guy maybe twice a year. 125 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:15,943 - Look, I don't know if I should 126 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:16,877 be saying this on tape, you know the 127 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:17,878 guys are gonna see it at some 128 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,179 stage and it'll look pretty bad. 129 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,148 - Who cares, you can edit that out later. 130 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,550 What's the scoop? 131 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,486 - Todd recently found out that 132 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,588 Conrad slept with his wife years ago. 133 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:28,889 - No shit, while they were together? 134 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,724 - No no no no, long before that but it 135 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,461 doesn't sit too wee has issues with it. 136 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,928 Imagine fuck your wife. 137 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,329 - Fuck you. 138 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,131 Shit man, that's rough. 139 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,700 Don't blame him, man. 140 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,469 How come no one told me? 141 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,237 - Don't , here, let's go. 142 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,841 I won this off some Indian dude in a poker game. 143 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,777 I was into it for five grand. 144 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,779 He had no cash, had nothing right? 145 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,047 He his forfeit, he pulls out 146 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:57,851 this deed, must've been his nest egg, 147 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,120 his last resort to save his ass. 148 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,254 Fuck that, you weren't there, 149 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,656 it's legit, trust me, man. 150 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,124 The road map matches the map and all we 151 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,794 gotta do is match the symbols to the road signs. 152 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,662 I got a retirement plan, man. 153 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,898 It's all too fucking sweet. 154 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:13,867 - Hey man. 155 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,102 - Hey, what's up man? 156 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,136 - You mind if I videotape you? 157 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,370 - Yeah, sure. 158 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,639 - I know it sounds creepy, 159 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,774 we're doing this road trip documentary type 160 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,944 thing, we're going up to a place called Gitaskog. 161 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,513 - Nice, I'm actually on my way up 162 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,414 there, gonna be up with a couple of buddies. 163 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,248 - No shit. 164 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,082 - Yeah. 165 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,350 - Right on. 166 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,619 - What are you guys going up there for? 167 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,786 - We have a buddy of ours that 168 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,954 got some land, we're gonna check it 169 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,856 out, do some camping, what about you? 170 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,224 - I don't know, just gonna up there, 171 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,559 do a little spiritual healing. 172 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,693 Have the weekend off. 173 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:40,894 - Nice, a little spiritual 174 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,896 healing, got us some help with that. 175 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,298 Hey man, well we'll give you a shout if we see you. 176 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,399 - All right, bro, for sure. 177 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,669 - Take it easy, man. 178 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,641 What's that, we got ourselves a real estate tycoon? 179 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:57,678 - I wouldn't say that, . 180 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,580 - What's going on here, guys? 181 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,881 We should probably get out of here 182 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,683 soon, I'm getting tired and it smells. 183 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:03,617 - That's it? 184 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,852 That's your binding contract? 185 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,854 What a waste of time. 186 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,155 - Hey, get off, Todd. 187 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,422 - Oh man. 188 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,391 - That's the place you're taking us? 189 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,126 Man, this better not be a waste of time, dude. 190 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,663 - It's legit, trust me, man. 191 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,566 This is how they do this in the Northern Indian Reserve. 192 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,467 Anyway, let's get going 'cause I don't 193 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,871 wanna get this weekend to run away on us. 194 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,743 on the left hand side 195 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:33,914 on the left hand side 196 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,050 - Sleep, wake up. 197 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,051 - He's sleeping now. 198 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:38,986 - He's sleeping. 199 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:39,987 - He's sleeping, yeah. 200 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,221 - You're lucky this time. 201 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,756 - Pass 'round and drag the spliff here now. 202 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,027 - You guys have any idea how close we are? 203 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:47,861 - We're lost. 204 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,162 - We are lost. 205 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:49,997 - No shit. 206 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,098 - Yup. 207 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,268 - Well this place looks pretty cool. 208 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,336 - Hey, moose antlers, maybe they 209 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,105 got moose meat on the menu. 210 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,173 - All I know is they better have some decent food. 211 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:04,311 - Better have beer, that's all that matters. 212 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,813 - Thank you, Todd. 213 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,483 - Thanks, asshole. 214 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,125 Cut the fucking camera. 215 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,328 - Dude, you finished already? 216 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,231 You're eating way too fast, man. 217 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,700 - Bad for the digestion, bro. 218 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,768 - Look who's talking. 219 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,702 - Speaking of which, 220 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:29,937 where you been buddy, . 221 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,372 - Oh man, just sank the Titanic in there. 222 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,474 Hope this place has insurance. 223 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,009 - I doubt it. 224 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,277 Looks like a real native joint, 225 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,912 I don't think they go for things like that. 226 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,180 - Yeah, probably right. 227 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,682 Typical Injun shit. 228 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,652 - Hey man, watch how you say things around here, dude. 229 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,486 And get your own fucking fries. 230 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,521 - Hey guys, check out the old Indian dude over there. 231 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,923 Chief Dan George. 232 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,893 - You've done it now man. 233 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:53,827 - Shut the fuck up, shut the 234 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,395 fuck up, shut the fuck up. 235 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,831 - . 236 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,769 - Are you guys done? 237 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,504 - Yeah yeah, we're done, we're done, 238 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,206 we're done, we're done, thanks. 239 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,108 - Maybe I can grab you guys some beer? 240 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,509 - No no no no no, no thanks, we actually 241 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,744 gotta be hitting the road, we're 242 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,080 trying to find Gitaskog Lake actually. 243 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,514 - Is it around here? 244 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,150 - Yeah, yeah, big lake, can't miss it. 245 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,987 Not far from here, just off the 406 highway. 246 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,755 Anyway, I'll get you your bill. 247 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,856 - Thanks. 248 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,457 - That thing isn't filming-- 249 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,159 - Come on guys, we could've stayed there 250 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,061 a lot longer, I was having a lot of fun. 251 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,362 - Are you kidding me, did you hear the vibe in 252 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,398 there, you felt it man, you were not loved. 253 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,566 - You guys nuts, we were not welcomed in there. 254 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,002 - Man, you could've cut it with a knife. 255 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,403 - Yeah, more like a tomahawk. 256 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,238 - Anyway, we're getting pretty close right? 257 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,206 - Yup. 258 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,173 - Set up camp when we get there 259 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,308 and you can eat all your want. 260 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,509 There's some chocolate bars in the 261 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,444 meantime if you can't wait that long. 262 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,946 - Hey, hey guys! 263 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,681 - What, we . 264 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,917 - No, is that camera on? 265 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,285 - No no, he turned it off. 266 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,553 - Look, I didn't wanna mention 267 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,055 this back there, but if I were you 268 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:58,792 guys, where you're going, I wouldn't go. 269 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,828 - Why's that? 270 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,730 - You guys are gonna think this is some 271 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:07,067 Indian myth mumbo jumbo, but that land is sacred. 272 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,169 Especially at this time of year. 273 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,437 - We respect that man, we're not 274 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,006 here to desecrate the land or anything. 275 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,308 - Why's their land so important at this particular time? 276 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,744 - You won't believe me, you'll 277 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,746 think it's some crazy Indian talk. 278 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,647 But to my people, especially the 279 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,483 elders, they take it very serious. 280 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,786 It's called The Lake of The Gitaskog. 281 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,754 - Yeah, so? 282 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,923 - Gitaskog is a creature that my people, 283 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:33,593 the Algonquin people, said once roamed the lake. 284 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,995 Well with the coming of the white 285 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,998 man, she fled to the bottom. 286 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,366 But every couple generations she 287 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,035 comes back to feed and to spawn. 288 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:48,441 My people, they worship but fear the Gitaskog. 289 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,044 - That's a great story and all, 290 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,781 but with all due respect, we don't 291 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:57,084 really believe in such things, all right? 292 00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,954 I'm hoping to do more than just some weekend camping. 293 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,791 I have a deed for some property up here, 294 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,827 I might make it more of a regular thing. 295 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,261 - What deed? 296 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,198 No one man owns any land here. 297 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,066 It's all government owned. 298 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,068 This land is sacred. 299 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:19,339 - Trust me my friend, we got it from one of your own. 300 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,109 Anyways, thanks for the heads up. 301 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,344 - You're making a big mistake! 302 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,847 - Yeah, cheers, kemosabe, but you know what? 303 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,049 I think we'll take our chances. 304 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,152 - Thanks for the chow bud, burgers were great! 305 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:32,986 Peace! 306 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,223 - You don't believe that shit, do you Jas? 307 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,657 - I don't even think the Indian dude 308 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,227 believes it man, he seemed a bit embarrassed. 309 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,830 It's a free country, let them have their beliefs 310 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,264 and we have our own, and fuck it, 311 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,467 we own this place just as much as they do. 312 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,837 He was trying to spook us out. 313 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,973 - 50 bucks on anybody that spots the beastie. 314 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,843 - Fuck that, you get it on film, you can ask your own price. 315 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,078 Ogopogo jackpot, bitches. 316 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,579 - Ogopogo? 317 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,348 - Yeah, fucktard, where you been? 318 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,715 Canadian Loch Ness Monster. 319 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,417 - Look, fucking that's in BC. 320 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,487 - Hey Edinburgh, don't steal my fucking line. 321 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,322 - Jason, do you have any idea where we're going? 322 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,493 - Yeah, I think I pretty much have it figured out. 323 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,742 - I swear guys, it should be fucking right around here. 324 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,078 - Jas, face it man, you suck at 325 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,913 reading maps, let me have a crack at it. 326 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,781 - Look, you can have a map of my crack. 327 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,383 Look, I'll find the damn place. 328 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,750 - Hey hey hey, I say we still have 329 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,352 enough time to head back to the city 330 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,354 and find ourselves a nice . 331 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,890 - You know I'm down with that. - Yeah yeah yeah. 332 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,324 - We can do that any old time, 333 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,426 this weekend's about doing something different. 334 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,361 - Different my ass, you just came out here 335 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,430 to stake out your bogus real estate claim. 336 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,431 - Yeah, no shit. 337 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,966 - It ain't bogus. 338 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,468 - Isn't it a deed to Sitting Bull Summer Resort? 339 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,970 - More like Sitting Bullshit. 340 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,507 - Fuck, does anybody got bars? 341 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,075 - Fuck no, I have no signal. 342 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,977 I have nothing. 343 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,379 - I got it, let's fucking go. 344 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,725 - We're lost again. 345 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,227 Guys, we're lost again! 346 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,694 - Lost. 347 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,362 - Guys, it should be right around here. 348 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,296 - I'm done. 349 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,797 Fuck this. 350 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:28,668 - Yo, I saw a marking, let's fucking go. 351 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,937 Oh check that out. 352 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:30,938 Check that out. 353 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,072 - What the hell? 354 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,473 - Easy, Christopher Columbus. 355 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,375 - Fucking right, man. 356 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,843 - Dude, that looks creepy. 357 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,146 - Hey, don't touch that shit, John! 358 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,214 - Woo, we found it, fuck! 359 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,482 - The fuck is that? 360 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,951 - I can't believe we found it John. 361 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:44,851 Watch yourself, eh buddy? 362 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,220 - Dudes, this is creepy. 363 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,289 - That means we're close. 364 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,824 - Watch it, Johnny. 365 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,060 - Hurry up, you're complaining 366 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:57,064 so much you guys are moving like slowpokes! 367 00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:01,268 - I don't know man, I got a bad feeling about this. 368 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,371 - Easy, easy. - I'm fine, I'm fine. 369 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,840 - We don't know what . 370 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,809 - He was fucking right for a change, man. 371 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:10,810 - I don't know man. 372 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:11,644 - Right? 373 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,579 - Wrong. 374 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,581 I don't know, this is creepy. 375 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,782 - Jason, my man, you came 376 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,985 through, you came through, look at this. 377 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,988 It's not a resort, but it'll do. 378 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:21,989 You came through, bro. 379 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,223 - Quit your fucking whining. 380 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,525 Who knew gambling would've paid off right? 381 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,461 - Hey check this out, fucking barbecue. 382 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,263 Natives are getting modern. 383 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,132 - Hey, dibs on the upper bunk. 384 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,666 - Me too man, me too, 385 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,070 - Hey, look at the fucking lake, man. 386 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,071 It's unreal. 387 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,672 - Look at that, beautiful. 388 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,507 - Beautiful. 389 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,341 - Woo! 390 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,077 - Yo, swimming boys? 391 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,179 - Down to the river. 392 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,014 - Faggot! 393 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:55,288 - Oh shit, check out this fucking cliff. 394 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,223 - Did you guys manage to 395 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,790 get a signal yet or what? 396 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,326 - Who cares, we're in the wild man. 397 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,895 - Nada for me, come on, let's dance! 398 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,731 - John, you getting this? 399 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,367 - I'm getting it, I'm getting it. 400 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,669 Okay, let me get a good shot here. 401 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,171 - Oh the humanity! 402 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,642 - Check this shit out. 403 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,476 Woooo! 404 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,180 - Waaah! 405 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,853 - get that back front flip. 406 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,058 - Hey put that camera down and get 407 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:35,228 the fuck in here, get your ! 408 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,550 - Holy shit John, you got a bunch of tech shit, eh? 409 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,687 - Seriously, don't mess it up, man. 410 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,988 - Is that waterproof? 411 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,624 - Yeah, so it's not waterproof. 412 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,560 - Yeah I know, I was trying to hop it for awhile. 413 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,430 - All right guys, I'm gonna here. 414 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,165 - Hey Conrad, how you holding up? 415 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,400 I know the only fucking pools you have 416 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,602 in the hood were created by fire hydrants. 417 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,573 - Yeah real funny, fucking Patrick Duffy. 418 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,610 - Where do you even pull that shit from man, . 419 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,777 - We got plenty of TVs 420 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,446 in the hood, get educated, fool. 421 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,448 - Whatever, dude. 422 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,651 - Hey, fucking dickhead! 423 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,186 - No manners, eh? 424 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,288 Doesn't have any country lake etiquette. 425 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,564 , man. 426 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,601 - It's what you call the wilderness, boys. 427 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,538 - Whoa, something just went by my leg. 428 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,940 - Man, it's probably your imagination, chill. 429 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,875 - Someone or something? 430 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,146 - Something just went by my leg again. 431 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,913 - Bro, it's probably Mark just hamming it up. 432 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,183 You're creeping me out, enough of that shit. 433 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,720 - How often do you hold your fucking breath for? 434 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,055 - Not this long. 435 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,766 - What the fuck? 436 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,600 Fuck! 437 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,171 - What the fuck? 438 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,372 - Jay! 439 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,240 - Where the fuck did he go? 440 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,341 - Jay! 441 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,510 - What the fuck-- 442 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,613 - Trophy! 443 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,584 - Fucking assholes. 444 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,418 Fuck! 445 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,921 - Now you're nature boy! 446 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,195 - Woo! 447 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:51,030 Look, here he comes, Jas, come and get it! 448 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,299 Come and get it! 449 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,566 - Give me my fucking shorts back! 450 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,002 - It says extra large but small pouch! 451 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,004 - Little baby! 452 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,039 - Look, they're gonna catch a fucking Gitaskog right here. 453 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,040 - Go fuck yourselves. 454 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,342 Give me my fucking-- 455 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,477 - Go, go, get out of here ! 456 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,680 Ow, fucker! 457 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,955 - Holy shit, this is a fucking 458 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,591 pretty cool place you got here, Jas. 459 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,992 So fucking lucky. 460 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,262 Jesus, you know what, I'm gonna 461 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,432 fucking call you Horseshoe Poker Bitch. 462 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,101 - You gonna do any work? 463 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,237 - Uh, fuck you. 464 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,538 - Oh yeah, fuck me? 465 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,005 Fuck you. - Watch it, man. 466 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,474 - Fuck, you're gonna break John's camera. 467 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,108 - Yeah, and I'm gonna break your fucking jaw. 468 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,044 - Idiot. 469 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,746 - You're a little pussy, you know that right? 470 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,113 - You're a pussy. 471 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,048 - Yeah? 472 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:42,982 I'm a pussy, who's got the 473 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,484 fucking ammo in their hands? 474 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,618 - Keep working. 475 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,519 - Oh buddy. 476 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,090 I invited you to my place. 477 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,426 You better shut the fuck up. 478 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,975 - It's pretty and all up here man, but Jason, 479 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,543 there's nothing to fucking do up here. 480 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,644 - I fucking like it, man. 481 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,912 - There's no restaurants, no shops. 482 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,914 - I fucking like it man, it's tranquil. 483 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,349 - Screw tranquil man, you spend more 484 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,417 than a week up here you'll be 485 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,218 fucking bored out of your mind. 486 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,721 - Man, this is a fucking goldmine 487 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,356 waiting to happen to man, and it can, 488 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,559 it fucking can be . - Gold! 489 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,960 - No, shut the fuck up, and by the 490 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,562 time I retire, it'll be fucking 491 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,163 booming with new development, it'll be 492 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,566 the new fucking Spring Break destination. 493 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,501 - Spring Break? 494 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:35,802 - Yeah, Spring Break. 495 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,370 - An old and young bitches. 496 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,771 What a guy, fucking crazy. - You know, whatever man, 497 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,807 I'll be fucking rich, and for ladies it's 498 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,309 not about the bulge in front of 499 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,511 your pants, thanks fucking God, 500 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,780 it's about the bulge in your back pocket. 501 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,316 - Well we've seen both your bulges 502 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,817 and you ain't going anywhere, buddy. 503 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,018 - Yeah, all right. 504 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,520 - Whoa, you almost stepped on this fucking, 505 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,388 now look at this rock, look at this fucking rock. 506 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,023 This is a skimming rock. 507 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,291 - What a fucking clown. 508 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,360 - This is the holy grail of all fucking rocks. 509 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,694 - You're a fucking idiot. 510 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,929 - I fucking-- 511 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,631 - You're skipping in a fucking current! 512 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,466 You fucking dumb shit! 513 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,635 - Get this rock on film because 514 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,969 you're not gonna this rock ever again. 515 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,070 - Watch this moron go. 516 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,605 - Ready? 517 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,408 - One, one, one in a fucking river. 518 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,809 - Well what's your fucking record? 519 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:17,944 - 12, 12. 520 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,778 - 12. 521 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,612 Fucking . 522 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,414 - Fuck you man. 523 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,783 - It could've been better. 524 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,585 - Once you clear this fucking brush, 525 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,786 it's gonna be cottage, cottage, 526 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,054 cottage, money-- 527 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,822 - Who the fuck's gonna build a cottage here? 528 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,624 Whoa whoa whoa, check it out man, human sighting. 529 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,826 - There you go Jas, your first new neighbor. 530 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,027 - Fuck that. 531 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:35,962 - Careful Jason, looks 532 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,229 like a bit of a weirdo to me. 533 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,132 - Hey old man, anything biting? 534 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,468 Oh look at you. 535 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,936 - No, nothing biting today. 536 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,372 - Is the fishing normally good 537 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,040 up here, are you local or just loco? 538 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,843 - Not a local as such, I come up from time to time. 539 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:51,744 - Yeah? 540 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,446 - You filming a movie? 541 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,748 - No, no, not a movie. 542 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,017 - Ah tourists, hey you care for 543 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,986 a lipper, it'll get you dizzy. 544 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,388 - No, no, we're good. - No man, I'm trying 545 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,556 to cut back actually. 546 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,957 - You go dancing in those boots? 547 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,225 - Have you seen the lady? 548 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,226 - The lady? 549 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,160 - Lady? 550 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,562 - Yeah, the lady of the lake. 551 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,498 - Yeah, the lady of the lake. 552 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,933 - She's a beauty, flirts with me all the time. 553 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,402 - Well you're a beauty. 554 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,303 - Rocking with that shirt you got on here. 555 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,571 - But I don't bite. 556 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,839 - No no, why would you, 557 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,274 your standards are higher than that. 558 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,511 - She entices me all the time. 559 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,178 - I'm sure she does. 560 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,614 - But I won't be pulled in. 561 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,581 - No no. 562 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,016 - Kinda immune to her now. 563 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,752 - Yeah, and Jesus is Croatian. 564 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,554 - She'd be more after a-- 565 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,055 - Whoa, hey buddy. - Whoa! 566 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,424 - Young fella like you. 567 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,158 - We'll just leave you to it. 568 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,593 You keep searching for that lady! 569 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,429 - Yeah, you keep doing that, . 570 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,764 - I don't know if it's that lady you're searching for! 571 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,799 - He's still looking at us, man. 572 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,535 - See that, that was fucking creepy. 573 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,803 - Yeah, very creepy. 574 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,940 Still looking at us guys. 575 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:55,942 - Is he still fucking looking? 576 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,477 - He's looking at us. 577 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,945 Queer. 578 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,614 - Hey, get some sleep! 579 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,215 - You know you can never be too sure. 580 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,251 This way while we sleep we take note of what 581 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:09,321 animals are watching or coming close to our camp. 582 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,161 - How many of these do you got John? 583 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,162 - Just two man. 584 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,296 - Just two, really? 585 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,130 - Yup. 586 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,137 Just gonna turn this one on. 587 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:43,790 - See this, this is something 588 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,257 you never get in the city. 589 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,360 Beautiful sunset, trees, quiet water. 590 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,766 Man, it's so pretty. 591 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,035 Look at that. 592 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:58,638 Quiet, calm. 593 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,709 What the fuck? 594 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,144 What the hell, what was that? 595 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,382 You boys ain't gonna believe it. 596 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,084 - What happened, ? 597 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,353 Toss it on the fire, man. 598 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,322 - No no no, I got it on tape. 599 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:17,156 - Oh yeah. 600 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,257 - . 601 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,326 - Trust me, it's huge. 602 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:23,329 Big fucking, you look for yourselves assholes. 603 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,564 Where's John? 604 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:27,567 - He's getting to know nature 101. 605 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,435 - That's fucking gross. 606 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,237 - All right, let's have a look at the footage. 607 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,772 Let's check this shit out. 608 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,306 - Look at this shit. 609 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,708 Fucking look at this. 610 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,209 - You're fucking had them going man. 611 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,377 - Look at this. 612 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,079 - That's a fucking lake trout or pike man, 613 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,214 those fucking bastards are huge in this area. 614 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,083 Why do you think this fucking lake is so protected? 615 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,317 - Come take a look at this. 616 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,385 - Chill, let me take the 617 00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:47,554 fucking camera, shut the fuck up 618 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,722 and put the cam down, let's go. 619 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,991 - Look at this, right here. 620 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,125 - I don't know man. 621 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,360 - Right here. 622 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,294 - Shut the fuck up, I don't know, 623 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:56,328 it could be a rift in the tide 624 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,698 or the maybe. 625 00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,932 I don't know, it'd be pretty cool to 626 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,569 post it on net, add some fuel to ol' myth. 627 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:03,736 But otherwise from that-- 628 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,872 - You guys are fucking blind! 629 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,106 - We're blind, you're retarded. 630 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,441 - It's a fucking genuine Gitaskog. 631 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:13,212 - Hombres, if there is something out there, 632 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:16,916 I promise you it'll be buenos tardes, amigos. 633 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,485 - The fuck did you bring that for, Todd? 634 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:21,854 - Why do you have a gun? 635 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,222 Whoa whoa, hey. 636 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,925 - What, what what what? 637 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,960 - Why do you have a gun? 638 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,461 - It's a shotgun. 639 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,764 - No shit asshole, why do you have a shotgun? 640 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:35,201 - Yeah seriously Todd, what is that? 641 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,603 - It's a shotgun. 642 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,472 - Yeah, no fucking shit, but what 643 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,942 are you bringing it here for, Sundance? 644 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,712 - We're in nature, it's a legitimate sport. 645 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,913 - Hunting? 646 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:47,847 Are you out of your fucking mind? 647 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,215 - It's a legitimate sport. 648 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,783 - Get the fuck outta here with that. 649 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,384 - There's no fucking sport in that, all right? 650 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,385 Like it's a challenge to kill 651 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,187 some deer with a fucking gun. 652 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,623 Where's the fucking bag? 653 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,157 - It's in the bunk, man. 654 00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,425 - You're a retard. 655 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,327 - Hey, we're in nature, it's a legitimate sport. 656 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,295 - Legitimate sport my ass. 657 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,798 - Hey, when in the woods you do as the natives do. 658 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,099 - A legitimate sport's UFC, you want 659 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,168 me to kick your fucking ass all over here? 660 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,369 - Whatever, man. 661 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,638 You'll be crying, you'll be crying when 662 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:12,872 you're out of liquor and you have no money 663 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,341 and you need me to go rob the liquor store. 664 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:16,743 I ain't doing it for you. 665 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,410 - Keep fucking drinking. 666 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,478 - You're fucking hammered. 667 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,714 - Flabby Gabby over here. 668 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:25,885 - Flabby Gabby, where'd the fuck did you get that from? 669 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,656 - It's fucking hot man. 670 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,223 - Hey John. 671 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,426 Come on man, this is the life, you know. 672 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,494 - It's good, dude. 673 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,764 - Some good beer and smoke. 674 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,166 Just the boys. 675 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,402 - You know what? 676 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,872 We gotta do this more often, man. 677 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:49,776 - This is what happens when life moves forward. 678 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,111 - What? 679 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,681 - I don't know man, you get married, 680 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:57,383 you get a job, have fucking kids. 681 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,153 - That's life buddy, that's life. 682 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,923 - And the next thing you know you're fucking old. 683 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,124 - You're gone, man. 684 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,994 - Yeah, you don't got time for the boys. 685 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,095 - Boys? 686 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,496 Fuck, we could use a few chicks. 687 00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:11,731 - Yeah, definitely need some chicks. 688 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:12,832 - I won't disagree with that, 689 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,300 it's a bit of a sausage fest. 690 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,434 - All right, why don't you go 691 00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:16,869 over there and fucking jerk off man? 692 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,137 - Maybe I will. 693 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,972 - Shut the fuck up man, see, a chick, 694 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,710 a chick would ruin the whole fucking dynamic. 695 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,713 - Exactly, fuck right there. 696 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:27,947 We can chill here, we can do what we 697 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,249 want here, and say what we want here, it's 698 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,318 nice to have some peace for a fucking change. 699 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,552 - You said it, brother. 700 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:34,887 Bam. 701 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,523 See, with a chick there's no bullshit 702 00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:40,226 hidden agenda stuff, you know? 703 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:44,196 The fucking complaining, the fucking nagging? 704 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,866 You guys can fucking relate to that. 705 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,201 Here we're with the fucking boys, we 706 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:52,504 can drink what we want, smoke what we want. 707 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,572 - Hallelujah! 708 00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:55,341 - Fucking piss where we want. 709 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,375 - Amen. 710 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,277 - And be how we are. 711 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,748 Just fucked up logic. 712 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,751 - Yeah, but some crazy irony, man. 713 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,452 They're these creatures that are so 714 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:10,757 alluring yet they're so fucking repulsive. 715 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,324 - God is a bitch! 716 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,861 - I don't know, fuck, maybe he's gay. 717 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,597 - Gay guys do seem happy, man. 718 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:21,768 - I don't know, Todd kinda seems down a lot of the time. 719 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:22,668 - Gay. 720 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,237 - Got you, eh? 721 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,773 - Fuck, all right, y'all funny. 722 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:30,777 - Bottom line is women, they just don't seem happy. 723 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,380 - You know what, happiness is just 724 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,548 a matter of realizing your expectations 725 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,051 or your limitations and not going beyond them. 726 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,352 - That's fucking deep. 727 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:41,788 - Limitations man, you know what, 728 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:42,955 you know what's fucking women's 729 00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:45,792 limitations is they're never fucking happy. 730 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,193 - I don't know, yeah they are, 731 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,395 you ever even been with someone serious? 732 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,396 - Yeah. 733 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,297 - That's fucking-- 734 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,065 - Sad, . 735 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,002 - But here, the qualities that women look for 736 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:59,505 in a man are honesty and a sense of humor. 737 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,643 You know why is that right? 738 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:07,179 - No, tell us. 739 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:10,382 - 'Cause they possess . 740 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,154 - Man, y'all bitches have some serious issues. 741 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,188 - What are you, man? 742 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,189 Black alpha? 743 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,027 - Hey, I don't get no complaints 744 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:22,661 in that department, sweetheart. 745 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:23,662 - Sure, bud. 746 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,298 - Hey, you know what they say, once 747 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,034 you go black you never go back. 748 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,336 - Yo yo, hold on, hold on, you know 749 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:32,438 that is the one fucking outrageous 750 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:35,707 stereotype that you guys actually support. 751 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:38,644 - Hey, hey, porn don't lie. 752 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,846 - Yeah it does. 753 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:41,113 - You know what, I'll fucking say this 754 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,482 man, the fucking, the guys at the top? 755 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,986 Black guys at the top, man, they're a fucking anomaly. 756 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,520 It's a fucking stereotype that 757 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,856 you're all too willing . 758 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,126 - I don't know what you're talking about. 759 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,361 This ain't no myth, don't make 760 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,863 me unleash the real Gitaskog. 761 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,330 - Yo, relax man. 762 00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,866 - All right, all right, all right, I'll fucking admit 763 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,533 it, some of you black guys got major horse dick. 764 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,202 You know what? 765 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,904 When it comes to the fucking screen, 766 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,139 you guys are all money shot deprived. 767 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,574 - What you talking about? 768 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,742 - Hey, the porn don't lie. 769 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:13,245 - It's like you guys are fucking 770 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:16,849 either over the top Hulk or you're nothing. 771 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,084 - It's like this. 772 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:20,186 It's like this, hold on, let me do it. 773 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,359 - The hell do they . 774 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,460 - Hey, I don't know what the fuck 775 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,828 you're laughing at motherfucker, 776 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,330 that's not what your wife got. 777 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,564 - The fuck you say? 778 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:33,765 - Yeah you heard me, motherfucker. 779 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:34,901 - What the fuck did you say? 780 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,368 - You heard me, motherfucker, 781 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,603 you want some . - Todd, come on man. 782 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:38,871 Dudes, dudes! 783 00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:40,406 - Hey hey, yo, yo, the fucking two of you! 784 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:43,009 Come on, settle the fuck down! 785 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,243 - Okay okay, all right all right. 786 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:45,912 - Shut the fuck up, we're 787 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,379 supposed to be having a good time and you're 788 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,716 acting like a couple of bitches all right? 789 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,551 - Come on, Conrad. 790 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,385 Conrad. 791 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,187 - Hey, Conrad! 792 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,256 Conrad, Conrad! 793 00:30:57,256 --> 00:31:00,526 Shut the fuck up and grab a seat! 794 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,527 And relax. 795 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,794 - Yeah man, I-- 796 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,363 - fucking joint . 797 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,564 - I'm out of this scene. 798 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:08,400 - All right, fucking do it man. 799 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,070 - Why you gotta be such a fucking retard sometimes? 800 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,571 - Hey he started it-- 801 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:14,073 - Shut the fuck up, you know he doesn't like that! 802 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,242 Would you like anybody knowing that they fucked your wife? 803 00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,743 - Not my fault, man. 804 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,978 - Oh it's not your fault, man, it's not my fault, 805 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,212 I'm so cocky and arrogant, it's not 806 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,681 my fault man, it's never my fault, man. 807 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:23,715 - What do you got, 808 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,783 what do you got, what do you got? 809 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,552 - Shh, shh. - Tell me what you got. 810 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,388 - I got this bear simulator. 811 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,123 It's gonna be really loud. 812 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:33,225 It's gonna scare the shit out of the boys. 813 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,961 - Fucking no way, no way, no way. 814 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,662 Okay, let's do this. - Shh, shh. 815 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,564 - Fuck you wait wait wait. 816 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,499 Focus, . 817 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:41,433 You got it? 818 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,435 - Yeah I got it, okay. 819 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,971 - Got it? 820 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,146 - He's got a little stick, 821 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,148 he's got a little stick. 822 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,621 - Shh, those guys are here. 823 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,822 - What the fuck is going on? 824 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,057 - Fucking bear, it's a 825 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:06,058 fucking bear, it's a fucking bear. 826 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,193 - Clint Eastwood, buddy. 827 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,160 Come on. 828 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,496 - Where'd it go, you see it? 829 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,599 - Jason's got a stick. 830 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:17,336 I'll bet you Todd's gonna go get the shotgun. 831 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,107 - Where's the bear man, I'm gonna put it on my wall! 832 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,781 Is it a grizzly? 833 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,219 - Whoa whoa whoa. - Whoa whoa. 834 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,021 - It's us, it's us dude! 835 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,422 Easy buddy, easy. 836 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,059 - Next time I'm gonna shoot you! 837 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,561 - Oooh, I'm shaking, Gunsmoke. 838 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,764 - Aww, did you guys get all scared and stuff? 839 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,133 - Aww, sweetheart. 840 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,900 - What's wrong with you guys? 841 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,102 - We wake you up? 842 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,903 Awww, I'm sorry. 843 00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,172 - Fuck off, asshole. 844 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,240 - Dude, where'd you get that machete? 845 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,241 - Awww. 846 00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:56,542 - Jason's mad. 847 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:57,809 - Gonna fucking use this on you, man. 848 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,510 - Oh yeah, cry me a river. 849 00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,478 - Next time. 850 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,084 It's day one here. 851 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:11,057 I don't know what the fuck's going on, but I know... 852 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,858 I'm fucking scared. 853 00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:14,093 - Shouldn't you be having 854 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:15,327 that snot running from your nose? 855 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,163 - . 856 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,731 Something's wrong with me. 857 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,400 - We're in a lot of trouble, if you 858 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,070 see this get help, get help now! 859 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,075 - I'm fucking scared. 860 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:32,178 - I'm scared 'cause we ran out of beer, man! 861 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,312 - No! 862 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,314 There's no beer! 863 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:37,316 What are we going to do? 864 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:06,405 - Sleep your fucking lives away, what a waste. 865 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,843 Sweet win, you poker bitch Jas. 866 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,272 Breathe it in. 867 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,313 - Man, you get a look a that? 868 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,780 - Some nice work. 869 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:49,881 - Thanks. 870 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,016 - I didn't know you had talent, 871 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:53,285 you been doing it for long? 872 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,553 - This work, this kinda thing I've 873 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:57,456 been doing for about half an hour. 874 00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,291 - How come Mike isn't in this sketch? 875 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,659 - Isn't it obvious? 876 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:01,593 His fucking limited pallete can't 877 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,629 handle this much natural beauty. 878 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:06,498 - Yeah, speaking of limited talents, where's Conrad gone? 879 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,033 - He went on some nature hike. 880 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:10,236 - Nature hike? 881 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,102 Really? 882 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,571 - Yeah. 883 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,641 - I guess there are not too many trees in "da hood". 884 00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:17,343 Catch anything, Mike? 885 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,677 - Nada, man. 886 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,279 Not even a fucking nibble. 887 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,480 Very strange, this fucking lake 888 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,748 should be crawling with fish, 889 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,983 I think something scared them away. 890 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,518 - Hey, there are a couple of native 891 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,420 guys up in the hills looking down this way. 892 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:29,755 - Yeah, I noticed them before, 893 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,723 I'm trying not to pay attention to them. 894 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:35,761 - Are they spying on us, it's kinda creepy. 895 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,629 - They're definitely looking down this way. 896 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:38,464 - Hey! 897 00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:39,631 Ahoy there! 898 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,166 Ahoy there! 899 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,302 - They're natives, they're not pirates. 900 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,169 - What the fuck? 901 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:47,773 - Guys, come on! 902 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,007 Guys guys, come on! 903 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,742 Mike, Mike, you okay? 904 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,279 - You got him? 905 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:54,546 - I think he hit his head. 906 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,448 - Here hold him, put him down carefully, 907 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,384 Mike, Mike you okay? 908 00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:01,287 Mike, buddy, man, speak to us. 909 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:02,588 Thank fuck, he's coming to. 910 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:03,622 - Did you see what happened? 911 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:04,556 - No I missed it, I was 912 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:08,494 looking in the hill . 913 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,664 - He's coming around, he's coming around. 914 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,602 Mike, you okay bud? 915 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,504 - fuck. 916 00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:19,638 - Did you see what happened? 917 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:20,739 - No, I missed it, I was looking 918 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,108 out for the Indians . 919 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:24,310 You okay Mike? 920 00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,047 - Motherfucker. 921 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,584 - John man, put that down for a bit, eh? 922 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:37,323 You can't smoke and drink and film, give it a rest. 923 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,825 - Nearly shit my pants earlier though. 924 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:42,328 - Thought we lost you, already counting the extra beers. 925 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,062 - Yeah you would, cockstrap. 926 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,697 I swear I was pulled in. 927 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:48,800 - Mike man, just admit it, you slipped, man. 928 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,337 You know it's the most dangerous sport in the world. 929 00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:53,004 - Fucking right, if the sport was 930 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:55,106 that crazy they'd make it sexier. 931 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,342 - No, it's sexy enough. 932 00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:57,543 - They'd give you bigger guys pulling 933 00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,345 bigger fish pulling hot chicks and 934 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,079 you'd be getting bigger sponsors. 935 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,013 Hands down. 936 00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,216 - Listen, Mike. 937 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,084 - What? 938 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,786 - You fucking slipped. 939 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,121 - I'm telling you man, I was lifted off that rock. 940 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,992 Besides, fucking Conrad caught something earlier on tape. 941 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:17,062 - He caught a ripple catching a shadow, that's about it. 942 00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:20,632 - Yeah, come on man, just give it a rest. 943 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,234 - Hey Mike, have some of this. 944 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,470 - All right man. 945 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:28,106 - I'd rather savor my Monte Cristo . 946 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,608 That's espanol. 947 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,779 - Say hello to your little friend. 948 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:34,780 Gay espanol. 949 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,617 - Yo, I remember the time when, 950 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,652 you guys actually remember old Miss Skinner? 951 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,253 - Miss Skinner, holy God man. 952 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,692 I was remembering her way before you came along. 953 00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:48,193 - Why were you always remembering her? 954 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,663 - I know about her man, I know about her. 955 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,898 - You must've had her when 956 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,400 she was coming up on retirement, man. 957 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,467 - Are you kidding me, that 958 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,868 old bag was born retired. 959 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,404 - All right, okay, whatever. 960 00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,638 Aside from that man, it was probably 961 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:02,408 after you guys fucking hauled asses, 962 00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:04,943 but do you remember, ah fuck, do you 963 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,311 remember the time when she-- 964 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,616 Ugh, fucking gross, dude. 965 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:13,552 - That was fucking huge! 966 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,087 - Thanks for my story. 967 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,856 - Jesus Christ, the sheer volume of that. 968 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,658 - I fucking cropped that deck. 969 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,760 - All right, yo, as I was saying, 970 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,695 remember the time when she-- 971 00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:32,003 - Holy shit, I've never smelled black fart before man. 972 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,773 - Come on guys, let me fucking finish the story. 973 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,142 - The fuck is that supposed to mean, cockslap? 974 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,444 I ain't human or some shit? 975 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:39,978 - No no no no no man, I was just 976 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,613 thinking I was expecting a fucking tinge 977 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,451 of Savannah mixed in with a hint of cornbread. 978 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:49,455 - Add a dash of watermelon. 979 00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:52,323 - Black-eyed peas and fried chicken. 980 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,925 - Woo, Conrad! 981 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,761 Happy birthday boy, come on down here for 982 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:59,931 some friend chicken and some black-eyed peas. 983 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,332 - Fucking racism. 984 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,569 - What, you calling me a racist? 985 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:04,703 - You calling us racist man? 986 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:05,804 - Come on, get over it. 987 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,038 Lighten up, lighten up. 988 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,807 - What the fuck else, you Ku Klux fucks? 989 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,141 - Hey man, come on man. 990 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,543 The two of you man, what's wrong 991 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:14,079 with the world when you can't rip on your 992 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,649 boys for a little racial humor, you know? 993 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:18,950 Right, you dirty wop? 994 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:22,320 Yo, come on guys. 995 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,555 Let's drink it up. 996 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,557 - Come on, we're just kidding around, Conrad. 997 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,525 - Cheers. 998 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,193 Now as I was saying. 999 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,361 Old Miss Skinner-- 1000 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:01,527 - What the fuck was that? 1001 00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:03,328 - You saw a little girl right? 1002 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:04,896 - It was a little girl, man. 1003 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,765 A little girl. 1004 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:08,033 Where the hell did she go, she just 1005 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:10,736 disappeared just for a split second. 1006 00:41:10,736 --> 00:41:12,571 - Man, you guys are high. 1007 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,805 - Yeah okay, we're fucking high, 1008 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,041 but three of us seeing the fucking 1009 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,943 same hallucination, I doubt it. 1010 00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:20,879 - You know what, I recorded it, I recorded it. 1011 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,047 Let's take a look at it, let's 1012 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:23,549 take a look at it right now. 1013 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:24,716 - Okay okay okay, wait a minute, 1014 00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:25,984 wait a minute, wait a minute. 1015 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:29,254 - Hey easy boys, don't get too excited. 1016 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:33,158 - There, right there. 1017 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,693 - What the fuck? 1018 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,961 - Fuck. 1019 00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:37,162 - It's just a play of the light, man. 1020 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,798 - Dude, that is no play of the light, okay? 1021 00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:42,701 It was right there, it was physically there. 1022 00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,270 - The fuck is that, a ghost, a spirit of some kind? 1023 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,738 - Hey, if this was a fucking ghost 1024 00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:48,139 or a spirit, what the hell's it 1025 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:49,941 doing sitting next to our fire? 1026 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,209 - I'll tell you what, it's fucking 1027 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,978 part of that Injun shit, that warning. 1028 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,479 - I'm okay going anywhere so long as 1029 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:55,747 we're having a good time, doesn't 1030 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,583 matter where it is to me, let's get going. 1031 00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:58,917 - Let's pack it up, man. 1032 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,185 Fuck, as long as I got countryside 1033 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,187 and wilderness, good enough, all right? 1034 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,454 Let's get our stuff, let's go 1035 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:04,956 for the car, we'll set up somewhere else. 1036 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,825 - All right, all right, fuck it man! 1037 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:08,259 - Really, you filming this? 1038 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,628 - We'll go, but not now. 1039 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:12,430 It's late and it's dark. 1040 00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:13,899 And it was fucking hard enough 1041 00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:16,334 finding this place during the day, 1042 00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:18,670 so I don't wanna be chasing my hightail 1043 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:21,306 ass out of here on these country roads. 1044 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:23,609 We'll leave at first light. 1045 00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:26,244 What do you say? 1046 00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,514 - All right. 1047 00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:32,383 - All right, fuck it. 1048 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,090 - The fuck is that, John? 1049 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,626 John, what the fuck? 1050 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,962 - I don't know man, what was that, what was that? 1051 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:46,497 You hear that? 1052 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:47,332 Shhhh. 1053 00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,378 - You guys heard that? 1054 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,649 - Where the fuck was it coming from? 1055 00:43:03,649 --> 00:43:06,084 - I don't know man, this is crazy. 1056 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,085 Shhh, shhhh. 1057 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,027 - That's weird. 1058 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:17,663 - I hear it over there, man. 1059 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,366 - Oh shit, oh shit. 1060 00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:24,069 - I heard it over here, man. 1061 00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:27,372 - Be careful. 1062 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,278 - Now I hear it over there. 1063 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,483 - I don't know man, this is fucking loud. 1064 00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:52,597 - What's going on, man? 1065 00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:53,732 Fucking . 1066 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:56,167 - I don't know. 1067 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,970 - I fucking knew it. 1068 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,906 It's not my imagination now. 1069 00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:03,909 - Never heard a fucking animal like that before, man. 1070 00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:05,476 It's definitely not a bear. 1071 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,512 - No, no no, it's not a bear. 1072 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:09,147 It's like a caribou. 1073 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,616 - Fuck you know what a caribou is, man. 1074 00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:14,419 Only caribou you fucking know is Bullwrinkle. 1075 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:15,987 - Fucking Bullwrinkle was a moose. 1076 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,723 - Who cares, all right? 1077 00:44:17,723 --> 00:44:19,891 Whatever it was is far away enough, right? 1078 00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:23,061 - Yeah man, I don't know, man. 1079 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,970 - Fucking you idiot. 1080 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:35,240 - Fuck-- 1081 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,108 - Where's it coming from? 1082 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,276 - Shhh. 1083 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,749 - It's everywhere man, it's all around us! 1084 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:46,918 Fuck, fuck. 1085 00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:50,255 - Let's just get some damn sleep. 1086 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:51,990 It's not gonna do anything right? 1087 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:53,458 - I don't know. 1088 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:18,817 - Todd. 1089 00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,386 Todd! 1090 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,553 - Yeah? 1091 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,957 - Todd. 1092 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:27,425 Todd. 1093 00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:28,426 Todd are you up? 1094 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:31,529 - Shhh, of course I'm up man. 1095 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:33,865 Listen to that sound, I've been listening to it all night. 1096 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:35,633 I haven't slept a wink. 1097 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:39,805 I can't believe those guys are sleeping through this, man. 1098 00:45:39,805 --> 00:45:41,372 - Shit, I can't sleep. 1099 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:42,673 - Shhh. 1100 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,242 - And it's coming this way too. 1101 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,476 Fuck there it is again. 1102 00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:46,845 - Shhh! 1103 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:49,014 - The fuck is that? 1104 00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:52,250 - Oh man, something is either really really pissed 1105 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:56,421 or I'm having the worst nightmare in my life, man. 1106 00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,825 - You know what, first fucking thing we're out 1107 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:01,827 of here tomorrow morning, first fucking thing. 1108 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:03,328 - Believe me, I'll be ready, I'll 1109 00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:05,831 be packed, I'll be ready to go. 1110 00:46:05,831 --> 00:46:07,732 Staying overnight, this is crazy, 1111 00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:09,700 this is really crazy shit, man. 1112 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,869 - Fuck. 1113 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,522 - Another night of consumption. 1114 00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:05,991 You see this? 1115 00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:09,760 This right here is why you guys are seeing little girls. 1116 00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:11,897 Drunks. 1117 00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:16,234 So much for getting up at the crack of dawn. 1118 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,068 Assholes. 1119 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,217 Hey Gitaskog! 1120 00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,297 What the fuck is that? 1121 00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:25,470 Are you fucking kidding me? 1122 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:29,207 She's naked, yup, she is fully fucking naked. 1123 00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:32,810 Oh my, and she's waving at me. 1124 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:36,181 That is me right? 1125 00:48:36,181 --> 00:48:39,850 I'm the only one here and she is, oh my God. 1126 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:47,758 You can't be serious, she is head to toe butt naked. 1127 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:52,030 Fuck, I'm not gonna let her stand 1128 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:54,865 there and get cold, I'mma get with her. 1129 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:55,700 Fuck this. 1130 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,470 You boys can enjoy a fucking show. 1131 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:02,240 I'm going to get mine, fuck this. 1132 00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:22,880 - Seriously? 1133 00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:25,483 Fuck. 1134 00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,995 - Whoa, where the fuck's Conrad? 1135 00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,864 - He fucking took the other camera with him too. 1136 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:42,867 - Yeah, 'cause he wants to get some good shots right? 1137 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:46,304 - He took the camera with him to go take a shit? 1138 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:48,939 Maybe something to do while he's fucking taking a dump. 1139 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:52,343 - I didn't know that Conrad was a German. 1140 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,180 - Hey, Conrad! 1141 00:51:56,547 --> 00:51:59,184 Hurry up, we gotta be making some good headway! 1142 00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:01,252 - He does know we're leaving this morning right? 1143 00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:02,420 - Yeah. 1144 00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,690 - Are you gonna help out? 1145 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:49,734 - Hey Jas, it's been nearly an hour man. 1146 00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:52,102 I think we should go look for Conrad. 1147 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,804 - Yeah man, you'd think he'd be back by now. 1148 00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:56,441 He's been gone, unless he's lost. 1149 00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,642 - Would he be dumb enough to get 1150 00:52:57,642 --> 00:52:58,976 lost on the morning we're leaving? 1151 00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:00,378 - All right, I don't want any more 1152 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,313 of the day to run away on us, all right? 1153 00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:04,582 I suppose we have a quick look and 1154 00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:08,152 then finish the rest of this fucking after. 1155 00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:14,058 - Yo Conrad! 1156 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,828 - Todd, you see Conrad? 1157 00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:20,064 - Where is he man, where the fuck did he go? 1158 00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:21,666 - He couldn't have gone far, he could've 1159 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,634 gone back to camp for all we know right? 1160 00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:25,603 - Yeah, that sounds like Conrad. 1161 00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:27,272 - Yo Conrad! 1162 00:53:27,272 --> 00:53:28,539 - You'd think he'd hear us from here. 1163 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,074 - Yo Conrad! 1164 00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:34,279 - What the fuck... 1165 00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:43,888 - What the fuck is that man? 1166 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:45,356 - I don't know, it just came out of the water, 1167 00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:47,958 it tried to pull me in, so I shot it. 1168 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,694 - What is it? 1169 00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:52,129 - It's dead, that's what it is. 1170 00:53:52,129 --> 00:53:53,298 - Maybe it's the Gitaskog. 1171 00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,164 - Come on. 1172 00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:55,400 - It's a mutant. 1173 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,334 - Fuck that man. 1174 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,602 - It's a beaver or something. 1175 00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:58,703 - Fucking mutant? 1176 00:53:58,703 --> 00:54:00,605 - What it is it's dead. 1177 00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:03,341 - What the fuck are you doing? 1178 00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:04,309 - Just checking. 1179 00:54:04,309 --> 00:54:06,311 - Chill the fuck out, man. 1180 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:09,314 - That thing stinks. 1181 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:13,183 - Oh fuck! 1182 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:15,920 - Let's get the fuck outta here. 1183 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,154 - Nice shot, nice shot. 1184 00:54:17,154 --> 00:54:18,389 - Hurry the fuck up, man. 1185 00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:19,657 Conrad! 1186 00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:20,891 - Let's go, we got enough of this on 1187 00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:22,126 Footage, let's go, let's go, let's go! 1188 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:24,462 - Why are we always running? 1189 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,336 - Mike, we'll be leaving shortly, so we might 1190 00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:33,938 as well just film our fucking exodus, all right? 1191 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,373 Besides which, I want of film of whatever 1192 00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:37,708 comes off that laptop just in case we lose it. 1193 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:38,943 - Yeah, I agree. 1194 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,411 - Hey, here, here are the fucking 1195 00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:42,112 keys, you and Mike, go load the car 1196 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,648 while I pack up Conrad's shit all right? 1197 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:44,915 - We can't just leave the guy. 1198 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:46,116 - Shut the fuck up all right? 1199 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,352 We aren't, but there's no harm in packing 1200 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:48,953 his shit while we're waiting for him, okay? 1201 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,488 Quit fucking wasting time. 1202 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:52,256 Hurry the fuck up! - All right man, fuck. 1203 00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:53,090 All right. 1204 00:54:54,359 --> 00:54:56,994 - Okay, fucking take it easy, fuck, shit. 1205 00:54:56,994 --> 00:54:59,630 The fuck . 1206 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,766 - Hurry the fuck up, let's go! 1207 00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:04,402 What are you waiting for? 1208 00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:07,004 Man, this fucking trip is so fucking bullshit, John. 1209 00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:08,606 All I wanted to go was come here and check 1210 00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:11,409 out my fucking win and have a good time. 1211 00:55:11,409 --> 00:55:13,143 - You're not gonna fucking believe this. 1212 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,044 Car's gone. 1213 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,913 - What do you mean gone? 1214 00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:17,448 - The car's fucking gone. 1215 00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:18,949 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1216 00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:21,586 - Does it look like I'm kidding? 1217 00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:23,754 - Fuck man, what the fuck are we gonna do now, huh? 1218 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,523 This is un-fucking-believable! 1219 00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:27,625 - Do you think that Conrad-- 1220 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:28,926 - Why would he do that? 1221 00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:30,127 - I don't know man, fucking played 1222 00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:31,662 a prank on us, spook us all, man. 1223 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,130 We've been riding his tail all 1224 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,298 fucking weekend man, maybe he's 1225 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:35,666 just trying to get back at us. 1226 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,701 - I got the only fucking keys, 1227 00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:38,469 can he actually hot wire a car? 1228 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,405 - No man, I know him. 1229 00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:44,041 He may be black, but he can't hot wire shit. 1230 00:56:00,257 --> 00:56:01,959 - Why are we running? 1231 00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:04,194 - find Conrad! 1232 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,696 - And how's running gonna help? 1233 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,432 - Fuck Todd, all right. 1234 00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:09,767 We'll take a break when we reach up ahead. 1235 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:13,103 We should get a pretty good view from up there. 1236 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:17,442 We gotta move fast ! 1237 00:56:17,442 --> 00:56:19,076 - Aw fuck it. 1238 00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,851 - Hello? 1239 00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:28,453 Conrad? 1240 00:56:28,453 --> 00:56:29,587 Fuck Conrad, is that you? 1241 00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:31,489 Stop fucking around! 1242 00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:32,289 Conrad. 1243 00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,926 That better not be you, man. 1244 00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:44,935 What the fuck? 1245 00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:46,604 That a little girl? 1246 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,006 Hey, what are you doing here? 1247 00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:50,908 Little girl, you okay? 1248 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:54,479 Oh shit! 1249 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,483 Where'd she go? 1250 00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:01,285 What the fuck is going on? 1251 00:57:01,285 --> 00:57:02,119 Holy fuck. 1252 00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:46,096 - That camera on? 1253 00:57:46,096 --> 00:57:48,398 - Yeah, it's a nice bit of gear. 1254 00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:51,335 - You know you can't keep it right? 1255 00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:47,091 - All right, let's hurry this up. 1256 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,193 - Fuck. 1257 00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,364 - Hey, where's Todd man? 1258 00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:28,633 - He was right behind me man. 1259 00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:29,867 - No, I thought you said he was coming. 1260 00:59:29,867 --> 00:59:31,368 And it's been a few good minutes now. 1261 00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:32,502 - Still a fair hike from there man. 1262 00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:33,437 - A fair hike? 1263 00:59:33,437 --> 00:59:35,305 - Easy, Jas, fuck. 1264 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:37,642 - You'd think we'd be able to see him from here. 1265 00:59:37,642 --> 00:59:40,310 - We all knew where we were going, okay? 1266 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:43,380 Todd said keep going and he'd meet us here. 1267 00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:44,782 - That's right, that's right. 1268 00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:46,684 - I think he'd yell out of that'd be the case. 1269 00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:48,518 - He was in trouble, he would have shot off his gun. 1270 00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:50,788 - Not if he's unconscious. 1271 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:53,390 - All right, all right, all right! 1272 00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:55,325 Give him fucking five minutes, all right? 1273 00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:57,094 He doesn't show up... 1274 00:59:58,562 --> 00:59:59,997 We got no choice, we gotta go back and look for him. 1275 00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:02,032 - No, you go fucking look for him. 1276 01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:04,334 - Fuck, turn that fucking camera off! 1277 01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,970 - Todd! 1278 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,104 - Todd! 1279 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,939 - Fuck man, where is he? 1280 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,107 - Todd! 1281 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,475 - Todd! 1282 01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:12,509 Where'd he go man, the fucking 1283 01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:13,911 guy should've kept up with us! 1284 01:00:13,911 --> 01:00:15,145 - This was where we left him, 1285 01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:16,814 this is the place man, I'm sure of it. 1286 01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:18,448 - Where the fuck did he go then? 1287 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,284 - I don't know, I don't know. 1288 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:23,220 - Fuck man, where'd he go? 1289 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:24,655 - You'd think he'd shoot his gun off 1290 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:25,990 or something, let us know that he's lost. 1291 01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:29,860 - You'd think so huh, what if he can't? 1292 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:31,628 - Bullshit, man! 1293 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:32,863 Fucking goddamn nightmare. 1294 01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:34,231 - Thanks for overseeing the obvious, 1295 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:36,033 you don't think I feel bad already> 1296 01:00:36,033 --> 01:00:36,867 Todd! 1297 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,370 Todd, if you hear me, say something man! 1298 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,939 I wanna get the fuck outta here. 1299 01:00:41,939 --> 01:00:43,040 Todd! 1300 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:43,874 - Guys! 1301 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:44,709 - Yeah? 1302 01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:45,676 - Come here! 1303 01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:46,376 - What is it, buddy? 1304 01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:47,344 - Hurry up! 1305 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,379 - What'd you find? 1306 01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:52,649 - Look. 1307 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,617 - It's a boot. 1308 01:00:53,617 --> 01:00:55,185 - It's not just a fucking boot. 1309 01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:56,553 You know who that belongs to. 1310 01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:58,889 - Man, I wanna fucking find Todd. 1311 01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,024 - Fuck, I'm fishing it out. 1312 01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:01,959 - Come on, man! 1313 01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:03,794 Todd! 1314 01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:05,896 Todd! 1315 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:10,334 Oh man, can you fucking hear me? 1316 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:11,769 - Ah, fuck me! 1317 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:12,636 - Mike! 1318 01:01:12,636 --> 01:01:14,504 What the fuck is that? 1319 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,106 Is that a fucking foot? 1320 01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:17,541 Is that fucking real? 1321 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:20,377 - Of course it's fucking real, it stinks, man! 1322 01:01:20,377 --> 01:01:22,046 The fuck outta here! 1323 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:34,524 If, if we get back, we gotta report this. 1324 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,427 - Man, it's not if, all right, we're 1325 01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:39,129 getting out of here, it's just a question of when. 1326 01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,530 - And if the road ? 1327 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:41,932 - I don't fucking know, but I'm 1328 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,467 just glad we're getting away from that lake. 1329 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:45,602 - At least we got this footage. 1330 01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:47,972 At any rate, I'm feeling a little bit safer now. 1331 01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:51,776 Just need to find a road and the goddamn car. 1332 01:01:52,943 --> 01:01:54,578 - Well so much for that right? 1333 01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:55,412 - Yup. 1334 01:01:58,315 --> 01:02:00,184 - Who the fuck are those guys? 1335 01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:01,451 - I don't like these guys, 1336 01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:03,520 man, they don't look too fucking friendly. 1337 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,957 - Oh fuck, there's two more coming up this way. 1338 01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:08,558 - Maybe they can help. 1339 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:09,927 - I think fucking helping us is the last thing on 1340 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:11,395 their mind, let's hightail it out of here! 1341 01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:13,463 - Jesus, fucking run! 1342 01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,090 - Fuck you, Tonto! 1343 01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:56,907 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1344 01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:57,741 Thank God. 1345 01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:01,846 I think I got away clean. 1346 01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:07,751 I'm not too sure about Mike and John. 1347 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:14,658 Although I did see one of them make it to the forest. 1348 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,194 Hopefully they're safe-- 1349 01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:18,028 - Jason. 1350 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:19,229 - Shit. 1351 01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:21,365 What the fuck, Mike, thank God, man. 1352 01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:22,532 Good to see you. 1353 01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,568 - Oh you saved the camera, good work, man. 1354 01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:26,503 - Fucking hell. 1355 01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:27,972 Keep it running. 1356 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:29,373 Keep it running 1357 01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:30,774 - You're bleeding, man. 1358 01:03:30,774 --> 01:03:32,109 - I don't know, it could be mine, 1359 01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:35,245 could be some fucking Indian's. 1360 01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,380 - What about John? 1361 01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:38,782 - I don't know, I don't know. 1362 01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:43,520 He was right beside me, just a little bit behind. 1363 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,123 - I think they dropped him. 1364 01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:47,357 Fuck, I should've went back. 1365 01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:48,893 - Shhh. 1366 01:03:48,893 --> 01:03:49,894 - What's going on, Jas? 1367 01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:51,061 - I don't know. 1368 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,899 - Why are these fucking Indians chasing us? 1369 01:03:54,899 --> 01:03:57,767 - What if that thing Todd killed... 1370 01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:01,805 Was the creature's offspring right? 1371 01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:05,375 What if we killed something sacred? 1372 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,310 - Fuck sacred, man. 1373 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:07,912 - Shhh. 1374 01:04:07,912 --> 01:04:09,079 - It was nothing more than a fucked up mollusk, man. 1375 01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:10,514 Acid contamination. 1376 01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:11,348 - Shut the fuck up. 1377 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:12,749 - Fucking mutant. 1378 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,620 I told you something weird was going on this fucking lake. 1379 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,989 Even if it was fucking sacred, 1380 01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:20,757 why are they chasing us? 1381 01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,159 They didn't see us kill it. 1382 01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:24,128 No one was there, no one saw nothing. 1383 01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:26,830 - So why are they after us? 1384 01:04:26,830 --> 01:04:28,165 - I don't know. 1385 01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:31,268 That guy that warned us not to come up here. 1386 01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:34,338 He knows we've seen it now. 1387 01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:37,107 They don't want word getting out. 1388 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,612 You know what I don't get? 1389 01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:44,681 What's bothering me? 1390 01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:46,984 Is why would that Indian give you a deed to this 1391 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:50,955 place when he knows it's so fucking off limits? 1392 01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,561 - . 1393 01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:02,332 - Fuck. 1394 01:05:10,707 --> 01:05:12,709 - I know, I know, I know, I know. 1395 01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:14,278 We got the only decent knife here. 1396 01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:16,013 - Shhh. 1397 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:20,517 - thank you for . 1398 01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:24,821 What is that? 1399 01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:26,190 - Drums? 1400 01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:27,524 Those Indians. 1401 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:30,027 Fucking Indians. 1402 01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:30,860 - Shhh. 1403 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:42,039 - I don't know man, just fucking listen. 1404 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:45,375 Let's get to . 1405 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,782 - Fucking hey man, look at this 1406 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,851 man, are they trying to spook us? 1407 01:05:54,851 --> 01:05:57,554 How do they know where we are? 1408 01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:58,388 Oh Mike. 1409 01:05:59,389 --> 01:06:00,224 Mike! 1410 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,027 Oh come on, Mike, where are you, 1411 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:05,229 don't fucking do this to me, not now. 1412 01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:06,063 Mike! 1413 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:08,732 Oh shit. 1414 01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:13,437 Mike! 1415 01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:16,806 Mike, come on, man! 1416 01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:29,053 Where the fuck are these guys? 1417 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,260 Guys, come on, where are you? 1418 01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:48,538 Guys, where are you? 1419 01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:51,841 Guys. 1420 01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:54,111 Okay, so... 1421 01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:09,726 Come on, come on, come on, yes yes yes, come on. 1422 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,828 All right, I don't know where the 1423 01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:13,230 fucking guys are man, there's some 1424 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:15,865 fucked up shit going on over here. 1425 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:19,002 I'm still trying to search for them. 1426 01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:21,305 I'm not losing hope. 1427 01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:23,807 Let's find these fucking guys. 1428 01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:37,254 Oh come on, come on. 1429 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:40,257 This is too fucking steep. 1430 01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:55,505 Fucking road. 1431 01:07:57,841 --> 01:07:58,675 Road. 1432 01:07:59,976 --> 01:08:00,810 Fuck. 1433 01:08:04,281 --> 01:08:05,048 Hello? 1434 01:08:11,755 --> 01:08:12,589 Hello! 1435 01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:19,529 Hello! 1436 01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:28,772 What happened to the road, what the fuck? 1437 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:45,455 Hi. 1438 01:08:46,823 --> 01:08:48,925 This is me, Jason Severn. 1439 01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:56,600 I don't know how much battery pack I have left. 1440 01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,770 I thought I should check in. 1441 01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:04,474 I think I'm the only one. 1442 01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:07,877 My friends are gone. 1443 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:12,882 If I don't make it, I want this record 1444 01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:17,020 to be a testament, a record to what happened. 1445 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:20,357 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 1446 01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:22,492 I've been walking for hours. 1447 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,494 I don't know where I am. 1448 01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,237 There's a car. 1449 01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,446 That's my fucking car. 1450 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:49,853 Whoa. 1451 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:56,185 Got away from those fucking guys, 1452 01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:57,654 man, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, 1453 01:10:57,654 --> 01:11:01,257 the fucking battery's dying, fuck! 1454 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:26,550 Fuck. 1455 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:35,792 Battery's going. 1456 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:40,364 Soon I will too. 1457 01:11:44,734 --> 01:11:45,669 I'm scared. 1458 01:11:47,571 --> 01:11:51,140 I'm scared that I won't be able to make it. 1459 01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:56,079 get out of this. 1460 01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:04,087 I turned on the camera. 1461 01:12:05,389 --> 01:12:06,523 I hear sounds. 1462 01:12:08,392 --> 01:12:10,159 Like people chanting. 1463 01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:51,801 - What's happening? - What's going on? 1464 01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,937 - Where am I? 1465 01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:54,871 - Mike! 1466 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,640 - What are y'all staring at? 1467 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,107 John, John! 1468 01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,876 - John! 1469 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,645 - Jas, help me! 1470 01:13:01,645 --> 01:13:03,046 Jas, where are you? 1471 01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:04,581 - This is so fucking man. 1472 01:13:04,581 --> 01:13:06,049 - Get me off this fucking thing! 1473 01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:08,552 Get me off this fucking thing! 1474 01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,056 What is that? 1475 01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:15,625 What am I hearing? 1476 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:16,460 Help! 1477 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:19,128 John! 1478 01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:20,597 John! 1479 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:21,898 - Oh God. 1480 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:22,866 - Jas, help! 1481 01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:24,701 - Oh God, Oh god. 1482 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:25,969 - Help me! 1483 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:27,236 - John. 1484 01:14:16,385 --> 01:14:17,721 Oh my God, man. 1485 01:14:17,721 --> 01:14:19,656 Fuck man, am I glad to see you. 1486 01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:22,058 You have to help me man, we should've listened, please, I-- 1487 01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:39,555 to the shoes 1488 01:17:55,739 --> 01:17:57,573 that she knew it 1489 01:17:57,573 --> 01:17:59,508 to run through it 1490 01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,477 laughing at Cool Whip 1491 01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:05,514 how you sip that wine 1492 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,416 and you hit so fine 1493 01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:09,753 but I'm not that kind 1494 01:18:09,753 --> 01:18:13,489 he's so big, I'm the best 1495 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,626 where your legs attach 1496 01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,564 'cause of overtime 1497 01:18:23,499 --> 01:18:25,902 we is 1498 01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:27,436 to the shoes 1499 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:46,355 break two or three 1500 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:53,596 play around 'till I turn it on 1501 01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:55,331 pass her the ball 1502 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,801 'cause I'm the star 1503 01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:01,504 from your head to your toe 1504 01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:03,506 morning then 1505 01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:05,909 that I'm a six game pro 1506 01:19:05,909 --> 01:19:08,011 with the key to the city 1507 01:19:08,011 --> 01:19:10,046 tattooed on their titty 1508 01:19:11,981 --> 01:19:14,017 and my dick get silly 1509 01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:15,551 stripped to the shoes 1510 01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:37,640 you're coming through 1511 01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:41,277 then it's on my mind too 1512 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:45,448 boy, what you gonna do 98255