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♪
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Hello.
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Oh, my God. Chad.
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Hey. Hey.
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Oh, my God, Mom,
is this real?
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Is it Ikrimah here
when it's nighttime?
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Um...
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Yeah, man.
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We're just...
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How are you doing, man?
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I'm doing great.
Mom, this is awesome!
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Does he live
with us now?
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Do you live
with us now?
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Chad, honey, can we talk
about this tomorrow, please?
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-Oh, my God.
-What are you doing?
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I'm just giving Ikrimah a hug
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'cause I had
a little nightmare.
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Oh.
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Okay, that's
probably enough.
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I had a little nightmare...
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-Oh. Yeah.
-...that I didn't like.
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So, thanks for this hug.
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Ikrimah: Yeah.
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Got a little bit
of your body sweat on me.
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It's okay.
It's cool.
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Chad's my little homie.
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You really think
I'm your little homie?
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Yeah. Yeah!
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Chad: Thank you.
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♪
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Okay. So, sorry if that was
a little jarring for anyone,
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but it was just easier for
Ikrimah to stay here last night,
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totally spur of the moment
decision.
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I bet it was.
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You know what?
You are a real player, lady.
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Okay. Alright.
That's enough.
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-I mean...
-You know it.
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I want to make sure you
understand what this means.
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Ikrimah is basically
in our lives forever now.
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Guys, no.
This is not serious yet.
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Okay?
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Mom, if there's one thing
I know for damn sure,
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it's never too early
to say "I love you."
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Margaret: You know
what they say.
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Can't get over the last one
until you get under the new one.
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Am I right?
Oh, shit.
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Chad: Man, Ikrimah's probably
gonna be moving in soon.
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There you have it.
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And suddenly,
I'm part of a mixed race family.
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Sounds like things
are moving pretty fast.
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Yeah. You know,
it's a lot on my shoulders.
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Yeah, well,
my mom's half Puerto Rican,
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so I kind of know
what that's like.
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Yeah. These are the kinds
of conversations
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we should be having
as a nation.
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-Good job, man.
-Thanks, Chad.
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Even just talking about Ikrimah
makes me miss him.
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I think I'm just gonna
text him real quick.
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-Yeah.
-Text him a little selfie.
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Watch. He's gonna
text me right back.
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He's gonna text back
right away.
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-Told you.
-Nice.
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Told you.
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God, I love this man.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[ Clears throat ]
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Hi.
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Hey.
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My mom is having sex
with this person.
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Cool.
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He's handsome
as hell, huh?
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Okay. And why are you
telling me this?
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Because I'm black?
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No.
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Can you imagine?
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I can.
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No, I'm telling everyone.
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I'm telling
white people, too --
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Sarah, Kimberly.
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Mom, I'm buying
a baseball glove
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so I can have a catch
with Ikrimah!
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Hamid, why are you
staring at me like that?
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No reason.
I'm not nervous about anything.
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Hey, honey.
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Ikrimah and your mom
just broke up.
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Hamid!
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What?
What did he say?
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Okay, honey, I...
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I actually wanted to talk
to you about this.
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Ikrimah and I
broke up.
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What?
I'm really sorry.
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-No.
-Yes.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No!
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Chad, I know
he meant a lot to you,
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but sometimes, these things
just don't work out.
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This is impossible.
He just slept over.
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I saw his bare chest
with my own two eyes.
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I know, honey.
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But people can sleep over,
and then change their minds.
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Mom, all you have to do
is apologize for everything.
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Oh, come on, Chad.
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[ Grunts ]
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I know.
It's okay to be sad.
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But you will
get over this.
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Just please --
Just give me one second.
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Okay.
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[ Screams ]
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Chad: "Dear Ikrimah, this is
your beloved ex-girlfriend, Naz.
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I know you were going out on
a limb dating a divorcee,
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but what the heck
happened to us?
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You and my son were two peas in
a pod who became best friends.
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Please, let's return
to that.
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Chad's life is
depending on it.
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No presh.
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I'm straight up
willing to do whatever it takes
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to get you back.
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Your former, but also
hopefully future, lover, Naz.
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If none of this worked,
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I have also enclosed $10.
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Bye."
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♪
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Stupid letter.
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[ School bell rings ]
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♪
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♪
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Hey. Can I ask you
a quick question?
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As long as it's not about
black people,
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or the black guy
your mom is smashing.
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Dang it.
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Hey, Ikrimah, I thought
I'd leave you a voicemail,
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catch you up
on some stuff.
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If you wanted to
get in touch with me,
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pretty much, I'm free today
from 1:15 to 1:55,
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and then again
from 2:07 to 2:18.
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So, yeah, shoot me a text
or give me a call.
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God, I miss you.
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Okay. Bye.
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Shit. I forgot to say
"It's Chad."
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Hamid: Chad.
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Chad's dead.
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Chad, you've got
a package.
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Your baseball gloves.
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Hamid, do you have plans
right now?
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I do.
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How do you feel about totally
abandoning them, real quick,
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and helping me out
with something?
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It would be
my pleasure.
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♪
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Thanks, Hamid.
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No problem.
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And you're cool with
not asking any questions
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about where we are,
or what I'm doing,
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or how long
I need to be here?
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I'm good.
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I have a portable
Scrabble set.
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I play against
my own brain.
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-Okey dokey.
-I idolize you.
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Go get them, guys.
I believe in you.
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You can do this, Chad.
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Okay.
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♪
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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I'm a little nervous
to see Ikrimah.
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Oh. Well, when I
get nervous,
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I usually like to tap my third
eye to calm myself down.
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Like this?
Mm-hmm.
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Really relieves
the tension.
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That's really good.
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Where the hell has this been
all my life?
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Oh, no, man.
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Chad:
Hi, Ikrimah.
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Hey, Chad.
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Crazy-ass week, man.
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Crazy. Yeah.
I've got some friends over.
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I'm just -- You know,
I'm just trying to chill.
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And I'll meet them
in a second, but...
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Yeah.
Where's your mom?
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Oh.
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I don't know.
Where do moms hang out?
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The freaking
grocery store?
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It doesn't matter.
I'm...
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I'm here to see you.
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How do you even know
where I live?
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I just enabled location
sharing on your phone
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while you were
in the bathroom.
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What?
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Yeah. It's not weird.
A lot of people my age do that.
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[ Laughter ]
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That sounds like --
like giggling.
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Do you hear that?
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Yeah. Someone must have told
a pretty good joke, right?
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Yeah. I love a big group
of friends
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laughing at something.
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Let's go.
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-Thank you.
-I got it.
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Okay.
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Do you want to introduce me
to your friends, or should I --
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Hey, guys!
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Mike:
Whoa. Ik, who is this?
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I'm sorry.
What did you call him?
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I called him "Ik."
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Oh, shit,
I love that.
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Little nickname.
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Ikrimah:
This is Naz's son.
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His name is Chad.
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And this is
his friend...
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-Peter.
-Peter. -Peter.
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Sorry to come
empty-handed.
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Chad wouldn't tell me
where we were going until...
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That's okay, Peter?
Shut up.
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Oh, my God.
Loving this friend group.
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How's everyone doing?
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I love your hot pink
sweatshirt, man.
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You look awesome.
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How does everyone feel
about guacamole?
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Just get going
with a little snack.
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Ik, you got any fresh lemons
up in this bitch?
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Brb, guys.
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Who doesn't want
guacamole, bro?
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Is that marijuana?
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Yeah.
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Can I take a hit?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I guess you could
have a hit.
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Hm.
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[ Click ]
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[ Inhales ]
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What?
How is he -- What?
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[ Exhales ]
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Thanks.
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That's what I'm
talking about, bro.
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Gonna pretend like I didn't
see you give him that.
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I'm gonna pretend like you are
a good police officer.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh. Here's some guac.
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[ Chuckles ]
I'm Chad.
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Oh, I recognize
some of your faces
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from Ikrimah's
tagged photographs.
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Latrent.
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Oh, man. Hi.
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I'm Chad.
What's up?
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Yo, Latrent's a cop.
So don't get out of line.
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Wow.
Black and a cop.
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You just must wake up
every morning feeling like,
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"What the hell side
am I gonna be on today?"
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It's like,
"Pick a lane, Latrent!"
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Right?
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Oh, my God,
this is so much fun.
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What are we doing for
the next few hours, you guys?
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Um...we were actually
gonna watch "I, Tonya."
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-"I, Tonya"?
-Yo, 'cause Margot Robbie's bad as hell.
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Bad!
Bro.
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That is a badass
white woman.
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-It's crazy.
-Street, though?
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She's a bad bitch.
[ Chuckles ]
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I loved her in "Focus."
260
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,884
I don't even particularly
like white women.
261
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,930
-Me either.
-I hate white privilege.
262
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,020
Right?
263
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,983
[ Indistinct talking on TV ]
264
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,731
I'm really
enjoying myself.
265
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,950
That's good.
Yeah.
266
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,218
Are you guys all familiar
with the phrase
267
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:24,744
"Black doesn't even begin
to crack"?
268
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:30,358
About black skin.
269
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,882
"Black doesn't crack."
270
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,755
Doesn't even begin
to crack.
271
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,194
Your guys' skin is good.
272
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:48,202
Don't forget
the guacamole.
273
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,769
It's my dad's recipe.
274
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:53,816
My dad from, like, before,
not Ikrimah.
275
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,687
I was never your dad.
I was never his dad.
276
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,167
-Basically, though, he was.
-I wasn't.
277
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,604
-Okay, shh, shh, shh.
-He's the father figure.
278
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,215
Shh.
I'm trying to listen.
279
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,999
Okay, sorry.
280
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,892
Oh, yo, I know you didn't
just touch my dreads.
281
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,067
I did.
282
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,417
Ik, come on.
Stop it, for real.
283
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,550
Look, I'm trying to just
watch the movie, right?
284
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,552
And I'm trying to be cool.
I really am trying to be cool.
285
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,859
But he talking about Black Lives
Matter, touching my dreads, bro.
286
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,862
Like, honestly,
forget the movie, okay?
287
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,343
Bro, I'm freaking out
because I put my number
288
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:43,561
in this little dude's phone.
289
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,693
What is going on
right now?
290
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:45,868
Yo, Ray, okay.
It's cool.
291
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:46,913
I got it.
I got it.
292
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,044
No, it's too late.
293
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,306
You don't got it.
You don't got it.
294
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,525
'Cause I ain't even
tell you this.
295
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,048
Like 15 minutes ago,
296
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,008
this little dude came up
and gave me a hug from behind.
297
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,618
From behind, bro.
298
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,925
Ikrimah, your friend's
popping off.
299
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:04,104
Okay, Chad, seriously, what is
your obsession with black stuff?
300
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:07,237
I-I'm just saying I really like
your guys' culture.
301
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,719
If anything, I'm saying
you're better than the whites.
302
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,068
Am I the only one trippin'
right now?
303
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,200
I'm trip-- Am I --
You good?
304
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,028
Is he the only one
tripping out?
305
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,768
I'm enjoying the movie.
306
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,118
Chad.
307
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:21,034
I can't even.
What are you doing?
308
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,862
Hey, guys.
You brought Peter?
309
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:23,950
Seriously?
310
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,604
We are going home
right now.
311
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:30,043
God, you -- you told her
I was here?
312
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,479
Yeah, as soon
as you got here.
313
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,697
Why would you do that?
314
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,134
I thought we were homies.
315
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,744
That's what I've been trying
to tell you, man.
316
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,964
We can't be friends.
317
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,403
Chad, grab your things.
Let's go.
318
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,926
Right.
319
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,929
I just have to
use the bathroom.
320
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:53,544
♪
321
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,024
[ Door slams ]
322
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,986
[ Knock on door ]
323
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,076
Chad, please.
This has gone far enough.
324
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,947
Chad:
I'm not coming out.
325
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,123
I'm staying in here,
and I'm not crying.
326
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,995
Nobody said
you were crying, dude.
327
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,822
Just open the door.
328
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,737
We'll talk it out.
329
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:16,132
Hey, by the way.
330
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,178
Hey.
331
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,788
You good?
332
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,964
Yeah, I'm fine.
333
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,664
You may not believe this,
334
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:31,408
but I've been in many extremely
similar situations before.
335
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,107
[ Lock clicks ]
336
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,108
Dang it.
337
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,327
Ohh, Chad.
338
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,547
You're taking a bath?
339
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,941
I like the bubbles.
340
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,465
Honey,
we have bubbles at home.
341
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,729
Mother, I am not interested
in talking to you right now.
342
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,558
Ikrimah, please stay in here
as long as you want.
343
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:51,863
Chad.
344
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:55,084
Hey, dude,
it's not your mom's fault.
345
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,391
She's actually
cool as hell.
346
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,479
What?!
347
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,437
I'm actually serious.
348
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,570
Chad, your mom's awesome.
349
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,398
So are you, dude.
350
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,445
That was really nice,
what he just said about you.
351
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,577
Now will you date him?
352
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,100
Chad.
353
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,015
But if everybody
likes each other,
354
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,538
then why are you
breaking up?
355
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:18,020
I mean, was the physical stuff
just a total train wreck?
356
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,891
No, but it's just --
357
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,023
Ikrimah?
358
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,764
No, Chad.
359
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,374
Relationships are tough.
360
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,073
You don't understand now,
but you will someday.
361
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,683
Okay, what if I propose
something else?
362
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,120
What if you guys did none
of the relationship stuff?
363
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:34,819
The hanging out, the kissing,
just get rid of all that, okay?
364
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:38,823
Just two adults managing
the children, paying the bills.
365
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,217
Does that sound exciting?
366
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,654
-No.
-I'm also gonna say no.
367
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:47,006
What is wrong
with you guys?
368
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,790
To be honest,
part of the reason
369
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,400
that we knew
this wasn't gonna work out
370
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:55,101
is because I'm not ready
to be a father figure.
371
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,930
My God, Niki is pretty much
raising herself, right, Mom?
372
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,367
Tell him.
373
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,196
He's not worried
about Niki.
374
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:09,028
♪
375
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,203
Could you give us
a minute alone?
376
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,639
Yeah, happy to.
377
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,162
I'll get you
some wine.
378
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,424
Yes.
379
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,212
What is that
supposed to mean?
380
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,778
You know, maybe someday
381
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,390
I'll meet someone you like
even better than Ikrimah.
382
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,567
Ikrimah's the best thing
that ever happened to us.
383
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,569
He's really not, Chad.
384
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:34,140
Whatever. What can we do
to get you out of this tub?
385
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:39,710
Do you think Ikrimah
would have a catch with me?
386
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,451
One last time.
387
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:47,066
Is it at all weird
that I'm in his bathtub?
388
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,155
It's really weird.
389
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,200
Shoot.
390
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,987
-[ Clears throat ]
-Thanks for doing this.
391
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,250
Yeah, man,
whatever you need.
392
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,254
Chad, these are
batting gloves.
393
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,300
Yeah, baseball gloves.
394
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,476
Okay, yeah, I feel like
I'm losing my mind.
395
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,262
Let's just do this.
396
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,439
[ Velcro tearing ]
397
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,189
Tight little squeeze.
398
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,150
♪ I thought we'd get
399
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:32,241
♪ To see forever
400
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:36,027
♪ But forever's gone away
401
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:38,247
What the hell
am I looking at?
402
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:41,120
-What's going on?
-Closure.
403
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,078
Alright.
404
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,210
Yeah, that --
that honestly
405
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,255
didn't really
do anything for me.
406
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,170
Naz: Good.
Let's say good night.
407
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,606
Wrap it up.
408
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,220
Damn, it's this part.
[ Chuckles ]
409
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:57,788
You guys are a great,
great bunch.
410
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,400
Ray.
Ray, Ray, Ray.
411
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,010
You's a trip.
412
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:05,274
No one -- No one can say
you's not a trip.
413
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,277
Hey, man, don't --
don't ever feel insecure
414
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,542
that you lost your little mind
in front of two children.
415
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,065
It's okay.
416
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,372
Man, happy I met you.
417
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,896
Whatever you do,
just try to remember
418
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:23,336
to keep your mental health
number one, one hunnid.
419
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,685
Yep.
420
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,298
Ikrimah.
421
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,040
You mean a lot
to me, man.
422
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,564
I'm really grateful
you came into my life.
423
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,784
I will say, Chad,
I'm glad I got to know you.
424
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,830
♪ If we get
425
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:43,791
♪ To see tomorrow
426
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:49,710
♪ I hope it's worth
all the wait ♪
427
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,102
Thanks, Ik.
428
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,890
♪ It's so hard to say goodbye
429
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:56,934
Oh.
430
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,632
♪ To yesterday
431
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:02,418
I think this goes
without saying, but...
432
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,510
Oh, my God.
433
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,425
That was
the black power salute.
434
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,297
-We got it, Chad.
-Get him out.
435
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,212
♪ To be my sunshine
436
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,430
Have a good night.
Wow.
437
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,606
-Good night, Peter.
-See you, Peter.
438
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,520
See ya.
439
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,480
♪ It's so hard
440
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,613
♪ To say goodbye
441
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:29,315
♪ To yesterday
442
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,620
[ Laughs ]
443
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:38,324
♪ And I'll take with me
the memories ♪
444
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,065
♪ To be my sunshine
445
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:47,376
♪ After the rain
446
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,031
[ Men vocalizing ]
447
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:55,776
♪
448
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:58,779
♪ It's so hard
449
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,825
♪ To say goodbye
450
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:08,397
♪ To yesterday
451
00:21:08,447 --> 00:21:12,997
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