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Let me put everything on my card.
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Mm. Very cool, Jerry.
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- You can pay me in cash.
- Not cool, Jerry.
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I'm collecting miles for
a flight to Bora Bora.
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Right now, I'm to maybe... Des Moines.
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Oh, I forgot my ginger ale.
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I'll, uh, see you guys up there.
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Mm-hmm. I've been
to Bora Bora and Des Moines,
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and you only want to see
people naked in one of them.
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Oh.
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Sorry, I seem to have
gotten the last one.
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I don't see your name on it.
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Unless your name is Nutritional Facts.
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It is. And that's "Mr. Facts" to you.
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Then we're at an impasse,
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because I'm Adriana Ginger Ale.
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Drew Dunbar.
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But my eighth grade math
teacher was Mr. Pibb.
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Adriana Marquez.
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And my eighth grade teacher was fired
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for sending naked pics to a student.
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Well, in that case, here,
you can have the ginger ale.
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It's a filthy habit.
I've been meaning to quit.
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- Thank you.
- Yes.
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I think you'll enjoy the bubbly quality
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with soft notes of
high-fructose corn syrup.
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You're cute.
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Why you staring at me?
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Oh, just waiting for
the bucket of pigs' blood
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to fall on my head.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
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Anyone want to do something tonight?
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I'm sorry, I can't,
because a beautiful woman
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in the caf� just asked me out.
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On purpose.
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- Are you serious?
- Looks like ginger ale
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wasn't the only thing
she was thirsty for.
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She was thirsty for me.
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Drew's got game.
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My God, it must be easy
in the straight world.
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It's not.
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I am shocked myself.
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But I do have a question.
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What's dating like these days? I mean...
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Just be yourself. Don't overthink it.
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Be himself?
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Worst idea ever.
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Calendar reminder.
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Do not overthink upcoming date.
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6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. No.
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6:00 p.m. to...
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question mark.
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Well, whatever you do,
don't tell her you're in dialysis.
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But it's such a big part of my life.
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Don't take this the wrong way, Drew,
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but you don't need to
offer up more reasons
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for her to reject you.
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What's the right way to take that?
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First dates should be light and fun.
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People don't want to
hear stuff that's, you know...
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death-y.
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Unless you're going for pity sex.
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Which still counts, by the way.
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Thanks so much.
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I'll be there.
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Check it out.
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My agent just got me an audition
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with CBS 2 to be their
new sports anchor.
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Congratulations.
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- When's the audition?
- Friday.
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Ooh. Good luck.
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Yeah, knock 'em dead! Bow!
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A woman asked me out.
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- What?
- On a date. Yeah.
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It's just what we were
talking about earlier
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before you came in.
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It was a pretty hot topic, actually.
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Um, and I'm...
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I'm not quite sure
we were finished on it.
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So...
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Do you still want him to be himself?
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Aw...!
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Hey, Norma.
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Gina, the man of our dreams is here!
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Why'd you call her?
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We could have run away together.
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Oh, sweetheart,
you'd have no idea what to do with me.
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Oh!
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Look at you.
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Mwah. Anything I say right now is going
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to be objectifying,
so I won't say a thing.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh.
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I went to my suit guy
with Drew after dialysis.
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I want to make sure I make a
good impression for my audition.
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Wow. Channel 2 Sports is about to get
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a lot more female viewers.
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- Including this one.
- Yeah.
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I hope that you drop your news report
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so I can watch you
bend over and pick it up.
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'Ello, ladies.
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I was trying for James Bond,
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but it ended up sounding more
like a creepy chimney sweep.
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Wow! Drew!
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Come on over here
so I can slap that ass.
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I will not.
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Look at you. What a difference.
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So, all this time,
you just weren't trying.
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Yes. Well, uh,
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I have a date tonight.
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Really? With who?
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Oh, just somebody I met at the hospital.
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Wait, you don't even know her?
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You should Google her,
because she could be a sex trafficker.
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Or, worse,
she could be one of those people
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who doesn't own a TV.
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Um... No.
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Look, she's cute,
she's funny and she likes me.
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She could lure children
into her gingerbread house,
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for all I care.
We're going out for pasta.
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Hey. Remember,
don't tell her anything about dialysis.
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Wait, why aren't we telling
her anything about dialysis?
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It'll scare her off.
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Well, you don't want
a relationship built on deceit.
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Yeah, you should always be honest.
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Unless you're under oath.
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Good point. I'll tell her the truth.
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It's your first date.
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It's a boner killer.
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Better point. I will lie to her.
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So, wait, you're from Rocky Hill?
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I went to Merritt High, class of '04.
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Wait, you're a Merritt Muskrat?
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Oh, no, no.
I wasn't just a Merritt Muskrat.
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I was the Merritt Muskrat.
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Yeah. The mascot.
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I was basically an
honorary football player.
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I mean, they told me
not to say that, but...
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they knew.
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Oh, my God.
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At the conference championship,
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I threw a Big Gulp at you.
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Ah. I actually had three Big
Gulps thrown at me that night,
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so you're gonna have to
be a bit more specific.
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They were all me.
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Oh. Good arm.
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Have you had enough time to decide?
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Yeah, we haven't even looked.
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Uh, just one more minute, please?
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Of course.
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You should try the ravioli.
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I haven't had it. I just don't
want to waste my dinner on it
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if it's bad.
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I think I'm gonna have the tiramisu.
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Okay. What are you starting with?
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The tiramisu.
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Whenever I go out to eat,
I'm always too full for dessert
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by the end, so...
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I'm gonna start with it.
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Oh. Is that allowed?
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I don't see the dessert police.
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But if they do show up,
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cover for me.
Tell 'em I ate all my green beans.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I do not lie to the dessert police.
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My dad did nine years in lava cake jail.
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I figure, if you want
something, why wait?
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That's my whole life philosophy.
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Don't put things off till someday,
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because someday never comes.
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Huh. I like that.
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My life philosophy is "Don't touch that.
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You don't know where it's been."
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But I will start with the apple pie.
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And since we're being outlaws,
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- I will have it � la mode.
- There you go.
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Throw caution to the wind.
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You know, when I was a kid,
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I thought it was throw
"caush" into the wind.
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- Hmm. What's caush?
- I don't know,
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but you definitely
wanted to get rid of it.
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I used to think that
a "romantic gesture"
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was a "romantic jester."
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Like the medieval clown?
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Okay, that's just dumb.
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Oh, I'm having a nice time.
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- I'm glad you asked me out.
- Me, too.
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So, tell me more about Drew Dunbar.
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What's a deep, dark secret about you?
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Oh. Um...
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Nope, no secrets.
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Then tell me something you
really want to do someday.
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What do you mean?
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Today is your someday.
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What do you want to do with it?
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Way better than when I made
out with the Stamford Tiger.
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Oh. Another thing I want to do someday
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is kiss someone up against a door
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like how they do in the movies.
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Ooh. Check out Fifty Shades of Dunbar.
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Hey, it's your someday.
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That's the doorknob.
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Ugh, God.
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Serves me right for trying to be
a "romantic jester."
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Ooh.
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Wait. Hold on one second.
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I just have to tell you something.
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If you want to put the
muskrat costume on,
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I'm kind of down for that.
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No, uh...
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It's just, um...
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You remember asking
me if I had any secrets.
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Yeah.
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Uh...
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I'm in kidney failure.
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And I have a donor lined up,
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but, until then, I am in dialysis.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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I just didn't feel right going
any further without telling you.
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And if that's too much,
I totally get it.
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No. I'm glad you told me.
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That was brave.
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Well, since we're confessing things,
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that K-pop playlist in my car
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is actually mine and not my daughter's.
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Okay, the kidney failure is one thing,
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but this is kind of a deal-breaker.
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- Morning!
- Hi!
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Ooh, something smells good.
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Well, if it's bacon and eggs,
it's breakfast.
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But if it's lavender lotion and Icy Hot,
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it's me.
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That was Norma Goldman
with the smells report.
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And now to Eli Russell with sports.
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Actually, I've been practicing.
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Check it out.
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Today, led by their defense,
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who scored on a blocked
punt and fumble return,
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the Jets beat the Broncos, 27-7.
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That means the Jets
are heading to the playoffs
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for the first time since 2010.
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So?
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Well, you looked handsome,
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and that's all that matters.
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I mean, it was... fine.
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But, mm, where's the swagger?
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Where's the Eli Russell that
showed up in his suit yesterday?
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The guy that won the Super
Bowl and taught Michelle Obama
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how to do his touchdown dance?
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Boom, boom, boom.
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If you dance like that,
they'll put you in concussion protocol.
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But that's how those
sportscasters sound.
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Yeah, but that's not how you sound.
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Your personality is gonna
be what sets you apart.
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Okay. I hear what you're saying.
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I got to own it.
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? Good morning, good morning ?
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Ooh. You're like
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one of those horses that
dances around the ring.
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Well, I had an amazing night.
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- Yeah, so we heard.
- From who?
261
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:46,973
No, we heard.
262
00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,610
We wondered whose
giggle belonged to who.
263
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:54,027
Take that, Drew's ex-wife
and her hot lawyer boyfriend.
264
00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:59,151
Oh. I guess you do not
follow her on Instagram.
265
00:10:59,852 --> 00:11:01,215
I do not.
266
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,851
And now I won't.
267
00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:06,184
But I did tell Adriana about my kidney.
268
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:07,379
She said I was brave.
269
00:11:07,404 --> 00:11:09,504
Oh, see? I was right.
270
00:11:09,529 --> 00:11:12,401
And just like I told the prosecutor
when I was acquitted,
271
00:11:12,426 --> 00:11:14,066
in your face.
272
00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:18,113
Oh. Look who's texting me.
273
00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:20,770
Is it a review? How
many stars did you get?
274
00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:23,316
"I had a great time last night."
275
00:11:23,341 --> 00:11:25,605
Oh! Ooh! Ah!
276
00:11:25,630 --> 00:11:27,458
I think I'll reply, "What can I say?"
277
00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:30,176
And then my favorite emoji, the shrug.
278
00:11:32,404 --> 00:11:35,738
- "You're a special guy."
- Aw.
279
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,603
I think this one calls
for the wink emoji.
280
00:11:40,806 --> 00:11:45,202
"But I think it's best
if we don't see..."
281
00:11:45,692 --> 00:11:46,954
Oh.
282
00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:50,048
Oh, no, Drew. I'm sorry.
That's terrible.
283
00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:51,462
That sucks, man.
284
00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:54,009
- You don't deserve that.
- Thanks.
285
00:11:56,725 --> 00:11:58,611
More like I was right. In your face!
286
00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:00,596
- What do you say to that, huh?
- Forgot my coffee.
287
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,100
Really sucks, man. So sad.
288
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,430
So sad.
289
00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:10,804
- Okay, set? Okay...
- Let's get it.
290
00:12:10,829 --> 00:12:13,070
Channel 2 news, here we go.
291
00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:17,689
Oh, my. That's one foolish feline
292
00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:20,040
who won't be climbing up any more trees.
293
00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:23,720
And now with the sports, Eli Russell.
294
00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:24,833
What was that?
295
00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:26,876
- What was what?
- The thing with the cat.
296
00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:29,564
Oh. Well, there's no cat,
but sometimes you have
297
00:12:29,589 --> 00:12:31,079
to follow stories like that.
298
00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:33,846
Be thankful it wasn't a murder-suicide.
Anyway, go.
299
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,868
We got all the day's highlights,
300
00:12:36,893 --> 00:12:39,306
including Tyler
Lockett's fingertip catch.
301
00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:41,681
That guy's got sticky fingers,
and I'm not saying that
302
00:12:41,706 --> 00:12:43,447
just because he used
to steal my deodorant.
303
00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:46,134
Oh, this just in.
304
00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:50,294
Apparently, the cat has one
of those Hitler mustaches,
305
00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:53,235
but the fire department is
still going to save him.
306
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,845
Back to you, Eli.
307
00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:58,333
Thanks, Gina.
308
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:01,611
Now for a little segment I like to call
309
00:13:01,636 --> 00:13:03,073
"Hell Nah."
310
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:04,709
A lot of people say that the NFL
311
00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,509
should get rid of female referees.
312
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,710
Why? When my mama watches games,
313
00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:11,345
she spots every penalty on the field.
314
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:13,134
Male or female, if you know the rules,
315
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,337
you know the damn rules.
316
00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:16,236
So when people say
women can't be referees,
317
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,392
you know what I say to that?
318
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,505
Hell nah!
319
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,579
I was building up to that, babe.
320
00:13:21,157 --> 00:13:22,611
Oh, I'm so sorry. I just...
321
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,961
I got excited. That was amazing!
322
00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:25,097
- Really? Oh!
- Yeah.
323
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,822
Okay. Anyway, hell, nah!
324
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:29,749
Thanks, Eli.
325
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,501
Oh, more breaking news.
326
00:13:31,526 --> 00:13:35,033
Three firemen are now stuck
in the tree with the cat.
327
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,548
What?
328
00:13:36,579 --> 00:13:38,587
Oh, hey. Are you doing okay?
329
00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:41,283
Yeah, I'm fine. Just disappointed.
330
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,329
But, hey, at least I'm back out there
331
00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:45,392
- in the dating world again.
- There you go.
332
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,487
- Plenty of fish in the sea.
- Yeah.
333
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,456
There's also a floating
island of garbage,
334
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:52,267
whales are going extinct,
ocean temperatures are rising.
335
00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:54,393
Say goodbye to coastal cities.
336
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,604
Probably some island nations, too.
337
00:13:57,902 --> 00:14:00,120
All right,
time for me to instill optimism
338
00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:01,668
in people with mental health issues.
339
00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:06,659
Oh, my God.
340
00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:08,337
Do you want the
stupid ginger ale or not?
341
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,675
No. Too many memories.
342
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,495
Hey, let me ask you something.
343
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,066
You ever have a great night with a guy,
344
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,675
and then the next morning,
you just kick him to the curb?
345
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,112
I'd like to say yes to
make you feel better,
346
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,448
but no.
347
00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:22,801
I thought we had a real connection.
348
00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:23,870
Well, maybe you did.
349
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:24,979
Until the sex.
350
00:14:25,004 --> 00:14:26,878
You're probably pretty bad is my guess.
351
00:14:26,903 --> 00:14:29,761
No, no. She said
I was surprisingly great.
352
00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,237
Could've done without
the "surprisingly," but...
353
00:14:32,613 --> 00:14:34,354
Oh, my God. There she is.
354
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:35,636
Really?
355
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,229
Oh, I may have misjudged you.
356
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:39,839
Unless you look like the
father that abandoned her.
357
00:14:40,175 --> 00:14:42,331
Look, just tell me when she's gone.
358
00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:44,214
You do know that door is glass?
359
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,495
- Can I get in there?
- Oh, absolutely.
360
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,003
Drew.
361
00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:56,331
Yeah.
362
00:14:56,671 --> 00:14:58,712
This is awkward.
363
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,081
Oh, it really is.
364
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,381
Oh, fine.
365
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,515
- Hi.
- Hi.
366
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,734
Okay, so, I'll just say it.
367
00:15:10,759 --> 00:15:11,891
I was on that date.
368
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,085
We had a great time.
369
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,413
So why did you end it?
370
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:17,445
- Was it the sex?
- No.
371
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,913
That was surprisingly...
372
00:15:18,938 --> 00:15:20,331
Please find a different adverb.
373
00:15:22,009 --> 00:15:24,272
So, then, it was the kidney failure.
374
00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:25,359
Sort of.
375
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,516
I shouldn't have told you.
376
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,718
Drew, that's not it.
377
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:28,962
Then what was it?
378
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,018
Okay, the thing is...
379
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,122
I just...
380
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,031
I have cancer.
381
00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:38,281
What?
382
00:15:38,306 --> 00:15:40,221
Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
383
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:41,656
I beat it once,
384
00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:44,507
but I just found out it's back.
That's why I'm here.
385
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:46,507
I'm starting chemo again.
386
00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:48,054
I'm so sorry.
387
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:49,652
When I got home,
388
00:15:49,677 --> 00:15:52,499
I couldn't stop thinking
about your kidney failure
389
00:15:52,524 --> 00:15:54,406
and me and my thing.
390
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,218
It's just too much.
391
00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:58,452
- Adriana, wait.
- I have to go.
392
00:15:58,863 --> 00:16:00,474
Maybe I'll see you around.
393
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:06,406
You okay?
394
00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,555
No, not really.
395
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,538
I'm sorry.
396
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:13,437
It was the sex, wasn't it?
397
00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:20,687
Hey. I got your text.
398
00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:22,570
- So, it went well?
- I rocked it.
399
00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:25,656
I'm pretty sure it's a "hell, yeah"
to "Hell Nah."
400
00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:28,118
My agent's calling to follow
up with them right now.
401
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:30,280
Oh, that's so great!
402
00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:31,796
Oh, I'm gonna have Norma make you
403
00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:34,210
the biggest cake ever.
What's your favorite?
404
00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:35,788
Chocolate with vanilla frosting.
405
00:16:35,813 --> 00:16:37,921
Red velvet? Oh, me, too.
406
00:16:40,847 --> 00:16:42,773
Oh, it's my agent.
407
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,460
Hello?
408
00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:47,553
Really?
409
00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:49,218
Uh-huh.
410
00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:51,216
Uh-huh.
411
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,515
Yeah, I got you.
412
00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:54,976
All right, talk to you later.
413
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:56,804
So?
414
00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:58,179
Is it official?
415
00:16:58,323 --> 00:17:00,445
My agent said they loved me,
416
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,179
but they're going a different way.
417
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:03,726
"A different way"?
418
00:17:03,751 --> 00:17:04,946
What the hell does that even mean?
419
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:07,382
Don't tell me how great I am
and not give me the damn job.
420
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:10,070
Oh, I'm so sorry.
421
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,617
Something else is gonna come along.
422
00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:12,796
I needed this.
423
00:17:12,821 --> 00:17:14,823
- You just have to be patient and...
- Gina.
424
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,359
I'm broke.
425
00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:23,893
I don't... I don't understand.
426
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,820
It's all gone.
427
00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:31,570
Well, what about all that money
that you made playing football?
428
00:17:31,871 --> 00:17:34,179
When I made the NFL,
the first thing I did
429
00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:36,546
was buy my mom a house, my brother a car
430
00:17:36,571 --> 00:17:37,921
and put him through college.
431
00:17:37,946 --> 00:17:39,960
Every cousin,
high school buddy, old teammate
432
00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:43,424
came to me with their hand
out or an idea for a business.
433
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,070
I never said no.
434
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,172
That was stupid!
435
00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:51,296
It's not stupid to help people.
436
00:17:51,584 --> 00:17:53,546
I didn't think the money was gonna end.
437
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,593
I was up for a big new contract
438
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,203
when I got the news about my kidney and,
439
00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,490
suddenly I'm retired at 30 and...
440
00:18:01,228 --> 00:18:03,534
Son of a bitch.
441
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,751
I had no idea.
442
00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,552
I didn't want anybody to know.
443
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:12,161
Especially you.
444
00:18:12,747 --> 00:18:14,349
Eli,
445
00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:16,653
I don't care about your money.
446
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,013
I like you for you.
447
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,791
Thank you.
448
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:24,348
Am I gonna leave you
because you're broke?
449
00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:26,474
Hell nah!
450
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,520
- Hey.
- Hey.
451
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,982
- You doing any better?
- No, not really.
452
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,877
Guess who I saw today.
453
00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:38,990
Forget her. She's a loser.
454
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,320
She has cancer.
455
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:43,357
Okay, you got to lead with that.
456
00:18:43,862 --> 00:18:45,888
She said that with
both of us being sick,
457
00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:47,459
it's just too much.
458
00:18:47,484 --> 00:18:51,060
Oh, at Valley Hills,
everybody's dying of something.
459
00:18:51,085 --> 00:18:52,826
Doesn't stop the hanky-panky.
460
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:56,654
Every night is a symphony of
box springs and oxygen tanks.
461
00:18:57,642 --> 00:18:59,451
Well, what am I supposed to do?
462
00:18:59,476 --> 00:19:00,982
This is what she wants.
463
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,336
Drew, there are two people
in every relationship.
464
00:19:03,361 --> 00:19:04,797
At least.
465
00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:07,029
What do you want?
466
00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:09,483
I want to see where it goes.
467
00:19:09,508 --> 00:19:12,061
And the cancer doesn't
change anything for you?
468
00:19:12,086 --> 00:19:13,261
No.
469
00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:15,327
We had a real connection.
470
00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,272
And... I'd rather spend a short time
471
00:19:17,297 --> 00:19:18,897
with someone special and risk losing her
472
00:19:18,922 --> 00:19:20,834
than to never know her at all.
473
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,788
Did you tell her that?
474
00:19:24,136 --> 00:19:25,545
No.
475
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,366
Maybe you should.
476
00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:29,153
Yeah.
477
00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:32,702
By the way, what smells so good?
478
00:19:32,727 --> 00:19:34,163
We're making lasagna.
479
00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:36,514
No, it's not that. It's more like...
480
00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:38,991
Icy Hot and lavender.
481
00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:40,583
You're welcome.
482
00:19:56,418 --> 00:19:57,723
Adriana?
483
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,561
What the hell?
484
00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:03,741
Look, I like you.
485
00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:05,077
And...
486
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,311
I think you like me, too.
487
00:20:08,905 --> 00:20:11,280
Okay, yeah, you have cancer,
488
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:14,444
but we can't let our
illnesses define us.
489
00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:15,861
You said,
490
00:20:15,886 --> 00:20:18,334
"Live every day like someday is today."
491
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,622
And if you really believe that,
492
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:23,475
then take a chance.
493
00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:26,924
I mean, isn't this
a nice romantic jester?
494
00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:29,853
- Huh?
- I don't know.
495
00:20:29,989 --> 00:20:31,385
But you're smiling.
496
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,238
I'm smiling.
497
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,338
So, what do you say?
498
00:20:36,729 --> 00:20:38,208
All right.
499
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:41,638
I guess we can throw
our caush into the wind.
500
00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:44,443
Nice. Well, someday is today.
501
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:51,419
I like today.
502
00:20:52,395 --> 00:20:54,740
- Now come, fool.
- Yes, milady.
503
00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:57,765
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