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Fuck!
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Hey, what's the ink?
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"Blessed is he who bestows pain."
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Try this piece of poetry.
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It'll blow your mind.
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[Ash laughing]
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What the hell is this doin' here?
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ELI: You have to bury it deep,
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deep below the place
where your journey began.
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Let's go back there and end it all.
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[both screaming]
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- [Melissa gasping]
- [all screaming]
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[in deep voice] Hello pussies!
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- [Heather shrieking]
- [Deadite Fisher groaning]
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[Pablo grunting]
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- [Ruby grunts]
- [thunder rumbling]
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[both yelling]
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That didn't work.
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You have to use the Kandarian Dagger
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to de-face the book.
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- [groaning]
- [suspenseful music playing]
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Kumaarizma.
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- [Book continues groaning]
- [yelling]
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Pablo!
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You have no idea what you're doin'!
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- [both grunting]
- KELLY: Help!
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[Heather shrieking] Do something!
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Of course I know what I'm doing.
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I wrote this book.
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- Help them!
- HEATHER: Help them!
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- [wind howling]
- [thunder rumbling]
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[both grunting]
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You wrote it?
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- [grunting]
- KELLY: Come on!
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- [Pablo groaning]
- Pablo stay calm.
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- You mean like, the whole thing?
- We're gonna get it off...
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Yes, and now that
you've returned it to me,
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everything in here will be
let loose upon the world.
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Well, aren't we the tricky little bitch.
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PABLO: Please, help get it off my face!
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- [roaring]
- [screaming]
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- [dramatic music playing]
- [Kelly screaming]
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Baby, I've missed ya!
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Wow, I dumped you at
just the right time.
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- [hissing]
- [suspenseful music playing]
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- [yelling]
- [Deadite Fisher laughing]
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- [chainsaw buzzing]
- [yelling continues]
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- [Deadite Fisher laughing]
- [Ash grunting]
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- [Kelly groaning]
- [Pablo sobbing, grunting]
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[grunting continues]
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Pucker up and give me a kiss!
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Fat fuckin' chance!
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- [Deadite Fisher hissing]
- [Ash grunting]
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- Oh, oh, shit!
- [chair creaking]
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Oh, shit!
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[Pablo shrieking]
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[gasping] Kelly, please, help!
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Get it off of my face!
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- [Ash continues grunting]
- [Pablo grunts]
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[in deep voice] Stay back,
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he's mine!
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[Kelly yelling, grunting]
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No!
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- [chainsaw buzzing continues]
- [Pablo yelling]
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Kelly! Kelly!
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[grunts] Come on!
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[grunting]
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I'm gonna swallow your soul!
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[both grunting]
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- [snarling]
- [screaming]
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- [grunting]
- [clicking]
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- [buzzing loudly]
- [Ash yelling]
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- [screaming]
- [Deadite Fisher laughing]
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- [Ash yelling]
- [laughing continues]
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Amanda, whenever you think about us,
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you might wanna forget this part!
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- [Ash yells]
- [Heather shrieks]
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- [buzzing stops]
- [sobbing]
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[heavy breathing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[sobbing continues]
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Pablo?
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Pablo?!
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Aw, crap.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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- [growling]
- [wind howling]
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[clattering]
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[squeaking]
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[buzzing]
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Okay.
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That lady has my book,
and she has my Pablo.
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I gotta save him.
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I'm not losin' anybody
else I care about.
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That includes me, right?
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[chuckling] Of course.
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And, and me.
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Um, yeah.
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Yeah sure, just, you
know, stay close to her.
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- [growling]
- [eerie music playing]
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What the hell is happenin' down there?
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I have no idea.
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Guy at the bookstore said
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The Necronomicon was
written by The Dark Ones.
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So, that's what we're dealin' with.
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The Dark Ones?
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That's a rough nickname.
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Yeah, well, at least they're honest.
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We know she's not down
there startin' a charity.
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She's gonna take that Book,
and summon who knows what.
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What, like more, more demons?
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Yeah, demons, devils,
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things that go bump in the night.
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All right, I'm goin' down there.
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Kelly, other girl,
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you stay here and guard this door,
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make sure it stays open.
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I've been stuck down there before,
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and it's not exactly Mardi Gras.
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No, I'm coming with you.
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No, you're not. That's a bad idea.
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No, it's a bad idea to go alone.
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Come on.
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- She can walk fine.
- Mm-hm.
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That's my Pablo down there too.
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- [thunder rumbling]
- Ash...
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I'm gonna pop that tall
bitch right in the face.
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[Kelly sighs]
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Okay... let's end this.
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- [eerie music playing]
- [stairs creaking]
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Oh, maybe it was just a rat.
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Who knows?
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[wailing, growling]
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[growling continues]
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- [yelling, gasping]
- [chiming]
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[yelling continues]
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Ash!
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- [heavy breathing]
- [rock music playing]
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[gasping]
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What the fuck...?
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"The fuck" what?
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Oh, ha-ha, hi...
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Lilly, Lilith,
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mm, Anna Mae...?
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- Lucy.
- Oh, yeah.
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I never would have got that. [chuckling]
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Come on.
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Are you gonna read your
poetry to me, or what?
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Uh...
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- [hissing]
- Ah!
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You mean this?
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You said you would.
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- Please?
- [Ash laughing]
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Uh, I think I already
read this to you, didn't I?
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- No...
- No?
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I think I'd remember that.
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- Wait a minute.
- Mm.
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You think this could
all just be a dream then?
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All what?
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Uh, reading from the book,
people gettin' possessed,
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bringin' out the
chainsaw, the boomstick,
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choppin' people up.
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I don't know about any of that.
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Doesn't sound like fun.
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Yeah, no shit, doll-face.
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I was doin' the choppin'.
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So then...
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you don't wanna read that book to me?
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Oh, hell no.
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RUBY: Then don't.
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Shit on a biscuit!
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- Mm.
- [eerie music playing]
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Colorful language.
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You've always been good with words.
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Don't act like you know me.
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Oh, but I do.
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See one day long ago,
you appeared in my book.
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[chainsaw buzzing]
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[with Spanish accent] El Jefe.
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That's Mister Jefe to you.
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And I knew, that you were the one
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who was destined to stand against me.
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[grunts]
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But the end of your
story's not yet written.
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Now Ash, do you really
think that I want you,
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and your little friends to die?
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Yes?
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No.
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I just want things to go back
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to the way they were,
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when The Dark Ones ruled
over the evil forces on Earth.
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Yeah, well, I just wanna bang
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Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island,
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but that ain't gonna happen.
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The world is in chaos,
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and I want order.
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To consolidate the dark
forces under one ruler.
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Me.
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Oh, so you're the good guy now?
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What, you wanna control all these demons
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like The Godfather?
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Exactly.
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Yeah, well, I hated that movie.
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Too long and boring,
and not enough boobies.
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I'm more of a Death Wish kinda guy.
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You are the one obstacle in my way.
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[speaking softly] So, what's your price?
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What do you really want?
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What do I want?
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I want this to be done.
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I want the last 40 years of my life...
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10 years.
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I want the last years of
my life to be worth living.
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I want a 20 ounce steak
every night for dinner.
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A little pad of butter right there.
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I want cable TV, with
all the premium channels.
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And Jacksonville.
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- [melodic music playing]
- [waves crashing]
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- [seagulls screeching]
- [sighing]
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- [laughter]
- Oh.
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[whispering] Take it.
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I can give you all of that.
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Oh, okay. No, no, no.
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You're just tryin' to beguile me
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with those radar eyes of yours.
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I call bullshit!
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What you should be calling is a truce.
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Lay down your weapons,
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and go back to your life.
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I am offering you
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the undo button you wanted.
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[whispering] Take it.
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Truce?
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I could get into that.
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Or... [grunting]
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I could kill you now!
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- [clicking]
- Oh.
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- [shrieking]
- [yelling]
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[heavy breathing, coughing]
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Oh, oh, shit.
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[grunting]
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[eerie music playing]
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[water dripping]
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00:10:23,639 --> 00:10:25,505
Kelly! Open up!
246
00:10:25,557 --> 00:10:27,174
[grunting]
247
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,642
Help me pull.
248
00:10:28,677 --> 00:10:30,927
- [both grunting]
- [wind howling]
249
00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:33,063
Ah, shit!
250
00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:34,514
[flashlight buzzing]
251
00:10:36,185 --> 00:10:37,567
God damn it.
252
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:38,768
[growling]
253
00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:50,864
- [gasps]
- [light bulb buzzing]
254
00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:52,949
[yells]
255
00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,120
- [flashlight buzzing]
- Oh!
256
00:10:59,841 --> 00:11:02,592
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [screams]
257
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,094
[heavy breathing]
258
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,633
Maybe I should've taken that deal.
259
00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:10,800
- [Pablo wailing]
- [gasps]
260
00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:17,274
Don't worry, Pedro, I'm comin' for ya!
261
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,143
Ah, ah, Pablo, I meant Pablo.
262
00:11:20,195 --> 00:11:23,280
Jesus, must've really whacked my beaner.
263
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,814
[heavy breathing continues]
264
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:29,119
Ah, fuck!
265
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:30,620
It's never gonna open.
266
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,122
Not if I have somethin' to say about it.
267
00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:34,958
- Get out of the way.
- [Heather gasping]
268
00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:35,993
[Kelly yelling]
269
00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:39,220
- [gun clicking]
- [groans]
270
00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:40,831
Oh, fuck!
271
00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:43,049
- Fuck!
- Is that the old guy's blood?
272
00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:44,918
No, it's the cabin fuckin' with us!
273
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,469
- [garbled tape playing]
- [Kelly panting]
274
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,887
VOICE OF PROFESSOR KNOWBY:
...a number of years now
275
00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:50,840
since I began excavating
the ruins of Kandar,
276
00:11:50,842 --> 00:11:52,809
with a group of my colleagues.
277
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:54,761
Now my wife and I...
278
00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,930
We need to get out of here, Kelly, okay?
279
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,266
We need to leave. Like now.
280
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,151
[yelling] I hate this place!
281
00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:02,902
Well, then let's just go!
282
00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:03,853
Are you high?!
283
00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,655
Those are my friends trapped down there.
284
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,574
Yes, but we don't have to be, okay?!
285
00:12:07,609 --> 00:12:08,825
I didn't even wanna be here!
286
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:09,943
I didn't even want to go hiking!
287
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,362
I hate hiking, and now
we're gonna die in here!
288
00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:13,830
- You realize it don't you?!
- [grunting continues]
289
00:12:13,865 --> 00:12:17,033
A volume of ancient
Sumerian burial practices,
290
00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:18,201
[tape garbling] and funerary...
291
00:12:18,253 --> 00:12:19,703
- [ax pounding]
- [tape stops]
292
00:12:19,755 --> 00:12:21,755
[Kelly grunting]
293
00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:25,125
Oh, my... what?
294
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,657
- [eerie music playing]
- [shuddering]
295
00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:31,849
[screaming]
296
00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:39,222
[screaming continues]
297
00:12:43,111 --> 00:12:45,729
Oh, my God!
298
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:47,280
- [thunder rumbling]
- [Heather gasping]
299
00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:49,399
Get ahold of yourself, woman!
300
00:12:49,451 --> 00:12:52,952
Hey, you know I've
always wanted to do that.
301
00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,154
Real talk time. Okay?
302
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,405
[weakly] Yeah?
303
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,241
You stick here with me,
we can help Ash and Pablo,
304
00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,960
and maybe have a chance to see tomorrow.
305
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:05,498
We walk out now, and there
won't be a tomorrow...
306
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:06,666
but you know what?
307
00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:08,918
You will make a really pretty corpse.
308
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,503
Don't talk down to me, all right?
309
00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:11,921
I'm studying to be a dental hygienist,
310
00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:13,973
- and I don't need...
- [suspenseful music playing]
311
00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:18,978
- [Kelly yelling]
- [gasping]
312
00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:22,982
- [trapdoor rattles]
- [growling]
313
00:13:23,018 --> 00:13:24,684
[both screaming]
314
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:33,159
- [Kelly yelling]
- [wind howling]
315
00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:34,444
[groaning]
316
00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:43,953
[thunder rumbling]
317
00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:45,505
- Help...!
- Heather!
318
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,791
- HEATHER: Somebody!
- [grunting]
319
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,460
Kelly, Kelly...!
320
00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:55,014
Kelly, help! Kelly...!
321
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:56,967
Heather!
322
00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:00,637
[groaning]
323
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,306
Kelly, help me!
324
00:14:03,358 --> 00:14:04,691
Kelly!
325
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:08,478
- [panting]
- [thunder rumbling]
326
00:14:18,373 --> 00:14:21,124
- [Deadite groaning]
- [Jake screaming]
327
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,492
Help me!
328
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,160
[voice echoing]
329
00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:25,662
- [hissing]
- [yells]
330
00:14:37,259 --> 00:14:38,758
[water dripping]
331
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,595
[door creaking]
332
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,600
[deep voice chanting
in foreign language]
333
00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,519
[Ruby chanting in foreign language]
334
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,192
[chanting continues]
335
00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:03,116
PABLO: Ash, somebody!
336
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,668
[panting] Kelly!
337
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,871
- Help me, please!
- RUBY: Shh.
338
00:15:07,923 --> 00:15:09,205
PABLO: Please, no.
339
00:15:09,257 --> 00:15:10,757
- I can't do this.
- RUBY: You have to do this.
340
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,710
You are the Ore Magnus Necronomicon.
341
00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:16,296
[Pablo continues panting]
342
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,348
PABLO: Please?
343
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:19,883
[sobbing] Please kill me now.
344
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:20,884
RUBY: You will be dead
345
00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:24,137
as soon as all my children are free.
346
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,306
Akka-Mana, Demonium.
347
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,808
[in deep voice] Akka-Mana, Demonium.
348
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,560
[Ruby continues chanting
in foreign language]
349
00:15:30,612 --> 00:15:32,395
[The Book chanting in foreign language]
350
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:36,282
[both chanting in foreign language]
351
00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:39,652
[Pablo gagging]
352
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,790
[The Book continues
chanting in foreign language]
353
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,744
The fuck are you doin', Ruby?
354
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,629
Abomino coznius!
355
00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:51,881
Abomino coz...
356
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,418
- [yells]
- [suspenseful music playing]
357
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,836
Oh...
358
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:58,588
[Pablo retching]
359
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,557
[Ruby continues chanting
in foreign language]
360
00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:03,760
[retching continues]
361
00:16:05,847 --> 00:16:08,648
[demon spawn screeching]
362
00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:10,817
[retching, gasping]
363
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,326
- [Pablo screaming]
- [screeching continues]
364
00:16:21,112 --> 00:16:22,445
Yes.
365
00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,496
[whispering] Yes.
366
00:16:23,532 --> 00:16:25,114
Oh, God damn.
367
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,100
That's why I didn't have kids.
368
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:49,789
Daknar Abomino...
369
00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:52,859
[Demon Child groaning]
370
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,946
Daknar Abomino,
371
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,983
Abomino exitus.
372
00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:01,955
- [Demon Child groans]
- [dramatic music playing]
373
00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:11,477
[speaking softly] The fuck was that?
374
00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:13,696
- [thunder rumbling]
- [grunting]
375
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:16,232
- [Heather screaming]
- [yelling]
376
00:17:19,654 --> 00:17:21,404
Heather!
377
00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,488
[Heather screaming]
378
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,290
Help me! It's attacking me!
379
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:25,708
Heather, you gotta get to that door!
380
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:26,709
Right now!
381
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,661
No! I'm gonna die in here!
382
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,079
No, you're not! You listen to me, okay?
383
00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:33,249
You are gonna go on, and be the best,
384
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:36,586
dental hygienist that ever
lived in the history of England,
385
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,887
or wherever it is you're from!
386
00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:40,223
- [Heather screaming]
- [growling]
387
00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:41,224
[screams]
388
00:17:41,259 --> 00:17:43,142
Oh, shit!
389
00:17:43,178 --> 00:17:44,858
- Heather!
- [growling, screaming continue]
390
00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:49,766
- [grunts]
- [low-pitched growling]
391
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,019
[creaking, scraping]
392
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,911
- [screaming]
- [growling]
393
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,834
[screaming]
394
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:16,125
- [wincing]
- ♪ We're gonna get you ♪
395
00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:18,795
♪ We're gonna get you ♪
396
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,714
- ♪ Not another peep ♪
- [groaning]
397
00:18:21,716 --> 00:18:24,384
♪ Time to go to sleep... ♪
398
00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:26,102
- [shuddering]
- [rumbling]
399
00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:31,942
[screaming]
400
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:36,779
[screaming continues]
401
00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:42,785
- [Heather groaning]
- [chiming]
402
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,907
- [thunder rumbling]
- [shrieking, growling]
403
00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:53,129
[gasps]
404
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,750
[screaming]
405
00:18:57,752 --> 00:18:59,719
- [yelling]
- [Heather continues screaming]
406
00:18:59,754 --> 00:19:01,421
[growling]
407
00:19:01,423 --> 00:19:03,306
- [yells]
- [growling]
408
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,093
- [Heather continues screaming]
- Heather?!
409
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,929
- Heather!
- [wind howling]
410
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:16,436
- [gasps]
- [low-pitched growling]
411
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,773
[grunting]
412
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:25,945
[screaming]
413
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:28,114
[panting]
414
00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:32,251
[thunder rumbling]
415
00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:33,669
[low-pitched growling]
416
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,623
- [Heather's head laughing]
- [gasping]
417
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:43,212
[voice echoing] Ash has failed!
418
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:46,766
The world belongs to us now.
419
00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:49,969
Mankind is doomed,
420
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,472
and as for your boyfriend Pablo...
421
00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:54,974
- [laughing maniacally]
- [grunting]
422
00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:59,395
He's not my boyfriend! [grunts]
423
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:07,904
[low-pitched growling continues]
424
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,906
It's just you and me now.
425
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:15,128
Ash, let's do this.
426
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,579
[heavy breathing]
427
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:18,214
[mockingly] I'm Ruby, I'm The Dark One.
428
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:19,382
I wrote The Necronomicon.
429
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:20,383
Yeah? I don't give a shit!
430
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,384
You fucked things up worse
431
00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:22,779
than I ever fucked things up lady,
432
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,004
so fuck you and the
horse you rode in on.
433
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:28,141
Guess what, there's
a new sheriff in town.
434
00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:30,143
- [chuckles]
- [water dripping]
435
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,895
[eerie music playing]
436
00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,768
Ah! Creepy kid.
437
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,603
[retching, squishing]
438
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,772
All right look, I'm
gonna count to three.
439
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,323
You better be gone. You got that?
440
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,275
Mm?
441
00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:47,327
One...
442
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,249
two...
443
00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:55,251
it's a fuckin' shotgun, kid!
444
00:20:57,872 --> 00:20:59,005
Last chance...
445
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,042
three.
446
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,795
- [Ash groans, screams]
- [Demon Child screaming]
447
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,597
Get off me!
448
00:21:07,632 --> 00:21:09,015
[both continue screaming]
449
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,103
Get off me you little shit!
450
00:21:14,138 --> 00:21:16,556
- [shrieking]
- [Ash panting]
451
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,724
- [clattering, running]
- [Ash continues panting]
452
00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:25,731
[screaming, grunts]
453
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:27,613
- [both screaming]
- [suspenseful music playing]
454
00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:31,988
Oh!
455
00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:35,241
- [screaming continues]
- [yells]
456
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,743
[laughing] Now I got ya.
457
00:21:37,795 --> 00:21:40,913
[groaning]
458
00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:41,964
[both screaming]
459
00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:50,640
- [Ash grunting]
- [Demon Child screaming]
460
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,428
[panting]
461
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,017
- [biting]
- [screaming]
462
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,771
[shrieking]
463
00:22:05,823 --> 00:22:07,773
Someone needs to wash
your mouth out, kid.
464
00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:09,942
- [Ash grunts]
- [Demon Child shrieking]
465
00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:13,246
And that someone is me.
466
00:22:13,281 --> 00:22:14,413
[Ash grunting]
467
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,761
- [thunder rumbling]
- [wind howling]
468
00:22:28,796 --> 00:22:30,796
[panting, groaning]
469
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,266
[motor rumbling]
470
00:22:40,808 --> 00:22:43,276
- [grunting]
- [suspenseful music playing]
471
00:22:43,311 --> 00:22:44,777
[panting continues]
472
00:22:50,785 --> 00:22:51,901
[grunting]
473
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,324
What are you gonna do now, ha!
474
00:22:58,326 --> 00:23:00,409
- [grunting continues]
- [wind howling]
475
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,053
Homemade flamethrower...
476
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:12,672
Pablo would be proud.
477
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,811
- [dramatic music playing]
- [laughing]
478
00:23:18,846 --> 00:23:22,264
Yeah! Whoo!
479
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,567
How does it feel?!
480
00:23:24,602 --> 00:23:26,852
- [grunts]
- [Ruby gasps]
481
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:30,690
Okay kids, the birthday party is over.
482
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,525
[Ruby screeching]
483
00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:37,997
[roaring]
484
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,420
- [gunshot]
- [panting]
485
00:23:47,258 --> 00:23:49,458
[Ruby wheezing]
486
00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:50,426
[laughing]
487
00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:52,712
Well, that was easy.
488
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:55,631
Okay, let's close the show
with a little neck music.
489
00:23:55,683 --> 00:23:57,049
[chainsaw buzzing]
490
00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:00,886
[Kelly laughing maniacally]
491
00:24:00,938 --> 00:24:02,938
Whoa! Yes!
492
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:05,441
Burn baby!
493
00:24:05,476 --> 00:24:06,892
[growling, snarling]
494
00:24:10,732 --> 00:24:13,032
- [chiming]
- [suspenseful music playing]
495
00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:19,989
- [gasps]
- [door creaking]
496
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,657
Okay! Okay!
497
00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:22,792
[yelling]
498
00:24:24,746 --> 00:24:26,829
- [grunts]
- [boards creaking]
499
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:30,166
[both screaming]
500
00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:33,470
[gasps]
501
00:24:38,926 --> 00:24:40,476
[buzzing continues]
502
00:24:42,430 --> 00:24:44,930
[chanting in foreign language]
503
00:24:52,990 --> 00:24:54,310
- [Pablo growling]
- [Ash yelling]
504
00:24:58,446 --> 00:24:59,912
Pablo, the hell are you doin'?
505
00:24:59,947 --> 00:25:00,913
It's me!
506
00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:02,782
[weakly] Ash...
507
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,417
I have no choice!
508
00:25:04,452 --> 00:25:05,785
- [Pablo grunts]
- [yelling]
509
00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:14,927
You're a dead man, Ash.
510
00:25:14,962 --> 00:25:16,962
Don't Pablo. I'm not gonna fight you.
511
00:25:17,014 --> 00:25:19,048
I don't wanna lose anybody else!
512
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,800
[in normal voice] Ash?
513
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,134
Ash...
514
00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:26,605
Ash, I... I, I...
515
00:25:26,641 --> 00:25:28,241
[chanting in foreign language continues]
516
00:25:29,977 --> 00:25:34,113
Ash, I'm still gonna kill you.
517
00:25:34,982 --> 00:25:36,782
[both grunting, yelling]
518
00:25:41,823 --> 00:25:43,405
[panting]
519
00:25:46,494 --> 00:25:48,327
[water dripping]
520
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:57,503
Ash?
521
00:26:02,176 --> 00:26:03,476
Pablo?
522
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:06,262
[suspenseful music playing]
523
00:26:09,851 --> 00:26:10,851
[shuddering]
524
00:26:15,773 --> 00:26:17,239
[both screaming]
525
00:26:22,413 --> 00:26:24,780
- [panting]
- [grunting, banging]
526
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:33,506
[yelling, grunting continues]
527
00:26:33,541 --> 00:26:34,957
Pablo, don't! Don't!
528
00:26:35,009 --> 00:26:35,925
I don't wanna hurt you!
529
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,626
It's over.
530
00:26:37,678 --> 00:26:39,378
- [buzzing continues]
- [both grunting]
531
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,046
Just do it! Behead me!
532
00:26:41,048 --> 00:26:42,048
No!
533
00:26:42,099 --> 00:26:43,215
Let go my blade!
534
00:26:43,217 --> 00:26:45,801
[groans] Kill me, please!
535
00:26:45,853 --> 00:26:47,520
[grunting continues]
536
00:26:51,976 --> 00:26:54,727
- Kill me!
- No!
537
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,062
- [grunting continues]
- PABLO: Kill me!
538
00:26:57,064 --> 00:26:59,865
- [Pablo groaning]
- [Ash grunting]
539
00:27:05,706 --> 00:27:08,073
- [Pablo panting]
- [laughing]
540
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,409
You forgot to remind me to gas her up!
541
00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:12,211
Pablo, you beautiful idiot!
542
00:27:12,246 --> 00:27:14,914
[chanting in foreign language continues]
543
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,583
[in deep voice] Now it's your turn.
544
00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:18,918
[Pablo laughing maniacally]
545
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,920
[Ash yells, groans]
546
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:31,931
In your next life, learn to read.
547
00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:32,932
KELLY: Stop!
548
00:27:32,934 --> 00:27:34,516
[both grunting]
549
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,242
[grunting continues]
550
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,116
[grunting]
551
00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:52,118
[Ash grunts]
552
00:27:54,755 --> 00:27:56,789
[Ash yelling]
553
00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,290
What the hell?
554
00:27:58,342 --> 00:28:03,045
Your stupid mortal
toys mean nothing to me.
555
00:28:03,097 --> 00:28:07,967
But before I kill you,
my book needs a new cover.
556
00:28:07,969 --> 00:28:09,551
[stammering] A new what-what?
557
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:10,803
Oh, no, no, no! Not me!
558
00:28:10,805 --> 00:28:11,887
Oh, no!
559
00:28:11,939 --> 00:28:13,305
Not the face!
560
00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:15,808
Not the face! [yelling]
561
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,528
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
562
00:28:19,563 --> 00:28:22,564
I just gotta know, have you lost weight?
563
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:24,400
- [Ruby gasping]
- [Ash yelling]
564
00:28:26,954 --> 00:28:28,404
- Pablo!
- [both grunting]
565
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:31,040
- [Ash grunting]
- [Ruby panting]
566
00:28:31,075 --> 00:28:33,659
[laughing] Well, I
guess this doesn't count
567
00:28:33,661 --> 00:28:36,328
as one of my "Stupid mortal toys."
568
00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:37,463
[laughing continues]
569
00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:39,965
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this, Ruby,
570
00:28:40,001 --> 00:28:42,251
'cause I dislike you, a lot.
571
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:45,754
You get that fuckin'
book off my friend's face.
572
00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:47,056
- Stop!
- [Pablo groaning]
573
00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:48,223
Or what?
574
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:49,808
Gonna kill me?
575
00:28:49,844 --> 00:28:53,262
- You do it, and they're both dead.
- Pablo!
576
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,481
Ash! Ash, help!
577
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:58,350
- I'm killing her!
- [both continue grunting]
578
00:28:58,402 --> 00:29:00,519
And after The Book has killed her,
579
00:29:00,571 --> 00:29:01,937
it'll kill him too.
580
00:29:01,989 --> 00:29:03,188
[whispering] Nothing
you can do about it.
581
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,740
Except kill you.
582
00:29:04,775 --> 00:29:08,861
Or... you could take the deal.
583
00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:10,946
Think about it Ash.
584
00:29:10,998 --> 00:29:12,748
You are old, and fat and weak.
585
00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:14,750
You cannot keep this up forever.
586
00:29:14,785 --> 00:29:17,703
Lay down your weapons
and go back to your life.
587
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:20,255
You know that deep down we
both want the same thing.
588
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,875
No, pretty sure I don't
wanna destroy humanity.
589
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,960
[speaking softly] I don't
wanna destroy anything.
590
00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:27,629
I want humanity to flourish.
591
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,431
Without good, there is no evil.
592
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,717
I just want evil under control,
593
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:33,635
same as you.
594
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:37,940
Difference is, you never
signed up for any of this.
595
00:29:37,975 --> 00:29:40,776
Ash, your entire life has
been marked by tragedy,
596
00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:43,062
and desperation, and
a woeful inadequacy.
597
00:29:43,064 --> 00:29:45,230
I get the idea.
598
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:47,032
- [Pablo growling]
- [Kelly choking]
599
00:29:49,403 --> 00:29:51,820
[speaking softly] Just take the deal.
600
00:29:51,872 --> 00:29:54,957
It's what you've always wanted.
601
00:29:54,992 --> 00:29:56,241
[speaking softly] No.
602
00:29:56,243 --> 00:29:58,410
It's not just about my life anymore.
603
00:29:58,412 --> 00:29:59,411
I want their lives back too!
604
00:29:59,463 --> 00:30:00,629
They're comin' with me.
605
00:30:00,664 --> 00:30:01,914
I can do that.
606
00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:03,248
Prove it.
607
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,020
- [growling continues]
- [choking continues]
608
00:30:07,838 --> 00:30:09,922
[suspenseful music playing]
609
00:30:09,924 --> 00:30:12,758
Eximo Libellus.
610
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,394
[both gasping]
611
00:30:15,429 --> 00:30:17,763
[Kelly coughing]
612
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,481
Okay, we're halfway there.
613
00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:21,900
- Pablo too.
- Do we have a deal?
614
00:30:21,936 --> 00:30:23,936
Ash, no!
615
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,938
What I let out there, it's...
616
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,272
it's terrible.
617
00:30:27,274 --> 00:30:29,441
You, you, you can't just do this!
618
00:30:29,493 --> 00:30:31,193
Hey, I'm doin' this for you buddy,
619
00:30:31,245 --> 00:30:33,746
so a little thanks might be nice.
620
00:30:33,781 --> 00:30:34,913
Look, she's just gonna Godfather
621
00:30:34,949 --> 00:30:36,415
all the demons together,
622
00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:37,783
make the world a better place.
623
00:30:37,785 --> 00:30:39,618
That logic seems wrong.
624
00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:41,587
Look, you're just gonna
have to trust me on this one.
625
00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:42,871
Let her be the gatekeeper.
626
00:30:42,923 --> 00:30:44,957
It's better for all of us.
627
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:48,761
Okay, normal life, in Jacksonville,
628
00:30:48,796 --> 00:30:51,096
the three of us...
629
00:30:51,132 --> 00:30:53,882
and $10,000 in cash.
630
00:30:53,934 --> 00:30:55,267
I'm not a bank.
631
00:30:57,138 --> 00:30:59,772
Gas money? You got that?
632
00:30:59,807 --> 00:31:02,975
Oh, sure. For gas money.
633
00:31:02,977 --> 00:31:04,026
Huh?
634
00:31:04,061 --> 00:31:05,310
[chuckling] Huh?
635
00:31:05,312 --> 00:31:07,029
- [scoffs]
- Yeah...
636
00:31:07,064 --> 00:31:09,481
[speaking softly] What?
637
00:31:09,483 --> 00:31:11,450
Okay...
638
00:31:11,485 --> 00:31:13,485
but I'm keepin' this just for insurance.
639
00:31:16,957 --> 00:31:18,040
[sighs]
640
00:31:18,075 --> 00:31:19,041
Truce.
641
00:31:19,076 --> 00:31:21,660
No, Ash!
642
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:22,995
You have no idea
643
00:31:22,997 --> 00:31:25,247
what's out there!
644
00:31:25,299 --> 00:31:26,832
[suspenseful music playing]
645
00:31:35,009 --> 00:31:36,141
No!
646
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:39,896
Ah, good fishin'.
647
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:41,763
That's what's out there.
648
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:43,265
[chuckling]
649
00:31:43,317 --> 00:31:46,935
♪ No more Mister Nice Guy ♪
650
00:31:46,987 --> 00:31:49,738
♪ No more Mister Clean... ♪
651
00:31:49,773 --> 00:31:51,273
I can't believe you did that.
652
00:31:51,325 --> 00:31:53,242
[chuckles] I can...
653
00:31:53,277 --> 00:31:55,110
after a lifetime of gettin'
the short end of the stick,
654
00:31:55,162 --> 00:31:56,745
I finally got the big end,
655
00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:59,748
and I grabbed that big old
stick by the balls, baby.
656
00:31:59,783 --> 00:32:02,668
[Ash laughing]
657
00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:04,753
That's one way to look at it.
658
00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:06,872
The other, correct way,
659
00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:09,007
is that evil's gonna
take over the world.
660
00:32:09,043 --> 00:32:10,876
You seen the world lately?
661
00:32:10,878 --> 00:32:12,594
Same diff.
662
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,046
Plus Ruby said she'd
keep a lid on all this.
663
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,264
- So we're all good.
- [warning buzzing on radio]
664
00:32:15,299 --> 00:32:16,548
Nothin' to do but eat, sleep,
665
00:32:16,550 --> 00:32:17,883
and live off the fat of the land.
666
00:32:17,885 --> 00:32:18,884
WOMAN ON RADIO: This
is an emergency report.
667
00:32:18,886 --> 00:32:20,269
Wait, wait, wait. Turn that up.
668
00:32:20,304 --> 00:32:22,971
All residents in Antrim County,
should stay in your homes.
669
00:32:23,023 --> 00:32:25,440
I repeat, stay in your homes.
670
00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:27,643
Massive sinkholes have been
opening all over the city...
671
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,945
Ah-ha, you know the news.
672
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:32,898
It's always so depressing.
673
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:34,066
[eerie music playing]
674
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,954
Hey! Who's hungry?
675
00:32:38,989 --> 00:32:41,740
Time for some road trip
burgers, your treat!
676
00:32:41,792 --> 00:32:45,127
Jacksonville, here we come!
677
00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:47,079
[rock music playing]
678
00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:51,917
- ♪ Back in black ♪
- Oh, yeah!
679
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,218
- ♪ I hit the sack ♪
- [laughing]
680
00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:55,254
♪ I've been too long,
I'm glad to be back ♪
681
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,222
♪ Yes, I'm let loose ♪
682
00:32:57,258 --> 00:32:58,640
♪ From the noose ♪
683
00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:00,392
♪ That's kept me hangin' about ♪
684
00:33:00,427 --> 00:33:01,760
♪ I've been lookin' at the sky ♪
685
00:33:01,812 --> 00:33:03,762
- ♪ 'Cause it's gettin' me high ♪
- [laughing continues]
686
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:05,931
♪ Forget the hearse,
'cause I never die ♪
687
00:33:05,933 --> 00:33:07,482
- ♪ I got nine lives ♪
- Whoo!
688
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:08,901
♪ Cat's eyes ♪
689
00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:10,819
♪ Abusin' every one of
them, and runnin' wild ♪
690
00:33:10,854 --> 00:33:13,105
♪ 'Cause I'm back ♪
691
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,774
♪ Yes, I'm back ♪
692
00:33:15,826 --> 00:33:17,276
♪ Well, I'm back ♪
693
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,277
[rumbling]
694
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:21,029
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
695
00:33:21,081 --> 00:33:23,582
♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪
696
00:33:23,617 --> 00:33:24,883
♪ Oh, back in the back ♪
697
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,218
♪ Of a Cadillac ♪
698
00:33:26,253 --> 00:33:28,787
♪ Number one with a
bullet, I'm a power pack ♪
699
00:33:28,789 --> 00:33:30,539
♪ Yes, I'm in a bang ♪
700
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:31,957
♪ With a gang ♪
701
00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:33,792
♪ They've got to catch me
if they want me to hang ♪
702
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:35,260
♪ 'Cause I'm back on the track ♪
703
00:33:35,296 --> 00:33:36,795
♪ And I'm beatin' the flack ♪
704
00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:39,264
♪ Nobody's gonna get
me on another rap ♪
705
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,465
♪ So look at me now ♪
706
00:33:40,467 --> 00:33:42,050
♪ I'm just makin' my play ♪
707
00:33:42,102 --> 00:33:44,269
♪ Don't try to push your
luck, just get out of my way ♪
708
00:33:44,305 --> 00:33:46,638
♪ 'Cause I'm back ♪
709
00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:49,441
♪ Yes, I'm back ♪
710
00:33:49,476 --> 00:33:52,110
♪ Well, I'm back ♪
711
00:33:52,146 --> 00:33:54,396
♪ Yes, I'm back ♪
712
00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:57,783
♪ Well I'm, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
713
00:33:57,818 --> 00:33:59,568
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
714
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,903
♪ Well, I'm back in black ♪
715
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:05,874
♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪♪
716
00:34:05,909 --> 00:34:07,743
[rock music continues]
717
00:34:45,115 --> 00:34:46,115
♪♪
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