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To pluck or not to pluck, that is
the question.
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No body hair? Minimal body hair?
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Should be like a totally
personal choice, right?
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No, it's a stigma - a crime -
especially in young girls.
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But we all buy into it - the creams,
the razors, the wax strips,
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the threading.
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Time for the big guns.
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Full Brazilian, mini Brazilian,
Brazilian North, Brazilian
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South, Brazilian total body - and
that's just my search history page!
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We're black, we're mousey,
we're blonde, we're straight,
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we're curly, we're ginger...
We're dirty blonde - and rude!
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We're one thing at home
and another in school.
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We're whoever we need to be to fit
in. To blend in.
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But when can we ever just be
ourselves?
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So, this, oh, my best beloved, is
a story - a new and wonderful
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story - a story quite different
from other stories - my story,
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of how the invisible girl child
came to be seen - first by you.
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And hopefully, later, by them.
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You know, you going to be OK here.
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I'm sure I will, Auntie.
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Any problems,
you come straight to me.
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Y'know. Cos I am like staff huh. OK.
So. Listen.
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Everything that happen
in Manchester, stay in Manchester.
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I promise.
I'll do my best for you, Auntie.
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OK. Good!
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By forcing me
to remove my jewellery,
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this school is guilty of taking
part in an act of repression
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in alliance with a Masonic Pakistani
Patriarchal Society.
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The alliteration
"Pakistani Patriarchal"
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is particularly effective -
if somewhat clumsy.
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In the box, please.
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Nose piercing, as well.
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Pick them up after school,
thank you.
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You all right? Oh, my God -
where are your piercings!
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Didn't you get any done?
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No.
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Mum wouldn't let me get my nose
pierced - said it made me
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look too foreign. Oh, my God!
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Gypsies?
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What the hell is going on here?!
No! No!
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Stop! You can't do this!
Sling your hook!!
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What do you think you are playing
at? You are on a horse.
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This is a "Direct Action".
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The council have closed our
permanent site,
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so we're going to be stopping here
with you, on your school.
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Then take your fight to the
council - not us.
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I've got a school to run -
now do one -
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otherwise I'll be forced to take a
"direct action".
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There's not a lot you can do.
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I could call the authorities -
Lorraine - Where is she?
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I'm here...
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Hold on a minute, Lorraine,
just check sections 61
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and 62 of the Criminal Justice
and Public Order Act of 1994.
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And whilst you're at it,
look up the Equality Act of 2010.
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So, you'll find you don't have a
leg to stand on.
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You see, the police can't do owt
because it's a civil offence
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and not a criminal offence.
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Just you listen to me...
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Also, section 62 of the act allows
a senior police officer to
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direct a person off land,
only if there is
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an alternative pitch or
relevant campsite.
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How about you get off that horse
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because you are not wearing
a helmet, you are on school grounds.
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That's health and safety.
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That's my law.
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We'll be registering today as well.
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It's that or the social
services'll put us in care.
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Ain't happening -
we're fully booked.
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Only a couple of weeks.
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Official, like -
then I'll get myself expelled
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and be lost in the system.
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Not going to happen.
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No!
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They have just as much right to be
here in this school as I have.
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Not now, Fizza - I am in conflab...
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All kids, irrespective of colour,
creed -
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Or body ornamentation -
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Or body ornamentation - have the
right to an education.
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We don't need you to defend us.
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Erm...
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..sorry, I'm just showing
solidarity? No such word.
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I'm an activist!
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We don't need outsiders.
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Skenning Emma, Mr Evershed.
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I know you wanted to introduce a new
regime to the school
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but this is taking the biscuit -
Where's this lot come from?
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HE CLEARS THROAT
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Because I'm sure
we can accommodate allcomers.
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We can?
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Diversity and inclusivity is
what Ackley Bridge
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and the Valley Trust is about.
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Give it a couple of weeks and we'll
palm them off onto other schools.
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Share the burden.
You can't do that.
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Hey.
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Think about the funding
bump next year.
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Pupil premiums - come on down!
We hit all the demographics.
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We got the whites, we got the
Asians - now we got the ...psies.
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Hey, let's get this paperwork
finished.
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I feel a press release coming on!
Ker-ching...
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What's he got that I haven't?
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White skin.
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I threatened his male privilege.
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You think? Maybe
they don't understand our ways.
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You know -
like untouched tribes in the Amazon.
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You saying that I was patronising?
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You did have your
save-the-whale voice on.
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Sorry...
hope I'm not disturbing you.
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I just wanted to say
sorry about earlier.
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Y'know...
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with my friend? Fizza?
She was just trying to help you -
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With what?
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Everything really -
she loves a good cause -
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not that I'm saying you're a cause -
or even if you had a cause -
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which I'm sure would be a good one
if, you know, if you had one -
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Oh, my God - I love horses.
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She's so cute.
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What's her name?
Bandit.
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Hello, Bandit, hi, my name's Marina
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and I've come to ask your daddy to
a party - yes, a very exclusive one.
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Bring a friend.
Or a few.
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You can come too, Bandit.
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I used to have a toy rocking horse
with a long bushy tail like this.
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I used to spend hours
plaiting it up in...
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HORSE DEFECATES
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Well if you weren't
full of wind before - you are now.
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Shut it, Mowgli.
Is that necessary?
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Oh, my God!
Racist, that, innit?!
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MOVE!
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You look better without
the septum ring, anyway -
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made you look a bit piggy.
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Nice piggy, though.
Ahh, thanks.
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Oh, my God!
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LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
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She looks like a werewolf!
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What is it? Nothing.
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Come on, let's just leave it...let's
go.
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Fair dos, Kayla - yeah, respect.
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I've got excessive nostril hair.
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Oi...
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How could you do this to her?
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Just need the right camera angle.
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Yeah, how's that!
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My phone!
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So report me! Go on!
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Consider yourself uninvited
to my party...
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Wow, that guy's got serious
anger-management issues.
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Pick it up.
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Kayla! Are you OK?
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'Course I'm not.
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I'm the school joke!
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No, you're not.
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The more I wax, the thicker it comes
back - they're even on my bum now!
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How am I supposed to see to
shave my bum?
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OK.
Can I just stop you there, Kay,
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cause I've actually got Johnny
standing right here with me.
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Oh!
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Why did you do that to me?
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To teach you a lesson.
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So next time you get in my face -
with your smart gob -
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you'll think twice before showing
off. I wasn't doing anything.
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You don't have to...
you just being there is enough.
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Why do you hate me so much?
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Cos you get on my nerves, cos
every time you walk in a room, all
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my friends turn and look at me cos
your brown and me and mum aren't!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! What going on!
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Stop it!
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She started it! It were her.
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I didn't raise you to be a racist.
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What are those for?
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I have to go and stay with your Aunt
Kate, while she's having her chemo.
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Are we coming?
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You can't very well come with all
that going on, can you?
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You're both going to go
and stay with your dad, Kayla.
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Me dad! No.
No.
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I'm not staying with him.
And I'm not, either.
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So I'll go stay with my Dad.
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Don't you think I asked?
He's not available.
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So you both are just going to have
to get your heads round it.
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Now, get upstairs
and pack a couple of bags.
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SHE SHRIEKS
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Isn't my life hard enough as it is?
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You're just making it worse
sending us there!
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Hiya, Dad...
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Marina. Mr Afzal.
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Salaam alaikum.
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Hi, you all right...?
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God! Not even your own lot like you.
Your dad looked dead embarrassed.
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He didn't. That house smells
of curry.
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The bed smells of curry.
And the food smells of curry!
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That's because it is curry!
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Oh, you think you're so funny,
don't you?
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Well, you weren't laughing when
your big, hairy, freak body
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was exposed to the world!
That shut you up, didn't it?
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You had to get your gypsy boyfriend
to come and stick up for you! What?
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Oh, yeah. Like you didn't know.
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You tell him this from me, all
right? Next time he threatens or
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touches anything of mine,
I am going straight to the police!
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He's about all a hairy freak of
nature like you can get.
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That one.
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LAUGHTER
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Go on. Pay the lady, Saleem.
Let it ride.
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Again? You're cleaning me out.
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Let it ride.
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CROWD: Ooh!
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You are a scammer.
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Takes one to know one.
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This could be the start of
a beautiful relationship.
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I'm a lesbian. Ooh!
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I like a challenge.
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Greetings to you all...
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I come in peace.
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Erm...
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I just wanted to say thank you
for...
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And, just so you know, there was
some Photoshop chicanery...
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And, as you can see for yourself,
I am not that hairy.
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Admittedly, I do have body hair,
but not
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unlike any pubescent girl of
my age.
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You know, puberty is a natural thing
for boys and girls, you know...
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Our bodies change. We, erm... We
smell different.
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Boys, like you, get bigger
and taller and much...
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..wider across the chest.
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Girls' nipples get bigger.
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WHINNYING
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Anyway...
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..I thank you for your
hospitality.
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Farewell...
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..to you.
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SHE MOUTHS TO HERSELF
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Hey.
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Look. There's Marinas in every
school I've been in, yeah?
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If they're weren't picking on you,
it'd be one of us.
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I couldn't even get on the bus
this morning. Me!
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I haven't missed a day in years.
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Well, I can, erm...
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I can walk you in, if you like?
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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Hi, Chewbacca!
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LAUGHTER
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You ready?
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Come on.
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They were cheating!
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I want my money back! If you can't
pay, you can give us a snog.
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Listen, I promise I won't tell
anyone. Problem?
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This gorger wants a snog
cos I can't pay. Come on!
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I'm not Harvey Weinstein!
It was just a joke, OK?
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We don't joke about things
like that.
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GASPING
249
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That were uncalled for, thug!
250
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,880
Well, nobody said anything
when he broke my phone!
251
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,520
Up you get. Get off!
You just hit me, you head-case!
252
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,760
Stop whining, eh? Shake and make up.
253
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,080
Be a man. Right. I don't want to
hear any excuses.
254
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,280
You're in Resolve.
255
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,920
That's racial profiling!
256
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,600
You too, Trotsky. In fact,
you, you,
257
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,800
and you. No, but I'm the good one!
258
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,320
So... Tell it to the judge!
259
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,000
What's bloody going on? Huh?
260
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,280
Gambling is against
the school rules.
261
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,840
Mum, it was... Chup!
262
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,440
At school you call me Mrs Paracha.
263
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,960
Hiding a chana in cups?
264
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,400
And you, Tahir, I'm very
surprised at you.
265
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,120
I thought you were a good boy.
266
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,280
KNOCKING Hey. No. No, no.
267
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,720
Sam has something
she wants to say to you, Kaneez.
268
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,200
Mrs Paracha. You what?
269
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,080
In school she wants to be
called... Chup!
270
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,000
They're mine.
271
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,560
The cup game's mine.
272
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,680
I got Tahir to run it for me.
Saleem.
273
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,040
Saleem to run it for me.
274
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,320
Yeah, they're hers.
She gave them to me.
275
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,640
And remember she was a bad influence
on our Nas as well, Mum...
276
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,880
Uh, Mrs Paracha.
277
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,920
They were lesbians together.
Ah! Chup! Chup!
278
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,000
BELL RINGS
279
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,560
Thanks for that. So, er,
280
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,760
have you been invited to Marina's
party tonight? Yeah.
281
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,520
Can I come with you? No.
282
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,840
I'll cry. Still no.
283
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,680
Ah, now am I late or are
you early?
284
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,800
No, I'm early. Thought I'd pop in
and get my bearings back.
285
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,320
Come on. It's not been that long.
286
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,480
Oh, it feels like a very long time,
believe me.
287
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,920
Right, well, we can talk about
handing it all back to you.
288
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,120
Because after the start to term
I've had, you are welcome to it.
289
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,160
Right. Yes. That's what I need to
talk to you about.
290
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,280
Cos, erm, I'm not coming back.
291
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,480
Well, not as Head, anyway.
292
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520
Come on.
293
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,840
Perfecting your circus act?
294
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,760
PHONE BUZZES
295
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,960
That'll be your phone breaking
the rules of school and Resolve.
296
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,800
Can I just say, Kayla,
297
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,560
as a woman with no little
experience in these matters,
298
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,240
"We are, who we are"?
299
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,480
And you are of a very
hirsute race...
300
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,160
Uh, I hope by that, you mean human
race, Miss Carp?
301
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,480
Asian women don't have
a monopoly of androgenic hair.
302
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,640
Oh. Andro-what?
303
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,920
Body hair has no geographical
borders and neither does ignorance,
304
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,680
as you've just proved with that
ill-informed,
305
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,880
badly judged statement.
306
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,240
I think you'll find that men may
feel very differently.
307
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,560
I don't care what men want.
It's my body.
308
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,680
If it were up to men we'd be shaved,
shackled and shoved indoors.
309
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,680
Just offering a bit of succour.
310
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,920
You all right, Kay?
No. I'm not.
311
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,960
Now, everyone has an opinion on body
hair they want to share with me.
312
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,920
You need to nip these things in
the bud. Punching them, like you do?
313
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,080
I were defending my sister's honour.
Defending your own, more like.
314
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,680
We share the same honour.
315
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,480
Family, friends -
it's worth defending.
316
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:40,240
I'm not that sort of girl. All
right, I'm a blender. I blend in.
317
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,480
If you blend in, no-one notices.
318
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,040
Didn't work for you yesterday.
319
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,920
It's not that simple. Marina doesn't
hate me, she just...
320
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,480
Doing a pretty good impression!
321
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,280
Nah. It's about other things.
You know, being half Pakistani,
322
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,240
she hates that I can understand...
Oh, for God's sake, Kayla.
323
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,880
Will you just grow up?
Look, this is unacceptable!
324
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,280
You just let her walk all over you
and it's got to stop.
325
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,720
Only you can stop it.
Punch her lights out!
326
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,120
Mm. No, no. We're not resorting
to violence.
327
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,960
All right. We've got to be smarter
than that.
328
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,760
Look, I've got... I've got an idea,
but you've got to trust me.
329
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,480
Do you trust me?
330
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,520
It depends. Right, look.
331
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,360
You've got to put this Kardashian
wannabe in her place.
332
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,080
All right? And it will only work
if you take centre stage.
333
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,880
Look, I'll be with you the whole
way, all right?
334
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,760
Yeah.
335
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,440
Right?
336
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,360
Revenge is a dish best served hairy!
337
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,120
We've got a party to crash.
338
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,720
Want to see how it's done properly,
Mouth Almighty?
339
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,440
POUNDING DANCE MUSIC
340
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,840
MUSIC STOPS
341
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,800
COMPLAINING Somebody sort the music out!
342
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,760
Go away, you stupid, little girl!
343
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,080
BOOING Off, off, off!
344
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,800
I think she's going to speak!
345
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,680
Hello!
346
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,400
Just thought I'd bring a little,
light entertainment to your evening.
347
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,160
Hope you don't mind, but there was
some things left
348
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,640
unsaid the other day.
349
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,880
It may have been
muffled by my moustache.
350
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,520
GENTLE LAUGHTER
351
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:54,760
I say moustache, but it's actually
more like a very low monobrow.
352
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,680
LAUGHTER
353
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,560
I can laugh at myself, right?
But not everyone can,
354
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,320
and we need to be kinder about that.
355
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,160
Especially those closest to us.
356
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,720
Marina, I may be a different
colour to you, hairier than you,
357
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,240
as you pointed out on my
fundraiser page.
358
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,760
Raised 25 quid, by the way. Bought
myself an electric tweezer set.
359
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,440
The "Quicka-Plucka-Sucka".
Yeah, thanks for that.
360
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,640
But I'm still your sister.
361
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,480
And what can be funny can be
hurtful as well.
362
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,360
So, come on! This is 2021, people!
363
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,840
We've all got something odd or
quirky we don't like
364
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,840
about our bodies, which is nothing
to be ashamed of.
365
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,240
In fact, let's celebrate
our individuality.
366
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
This is me. Take it or leave it.
367
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,720
♪ I'm too sexy for my love
368
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,520
♪ Too sexy for my love
369
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,840
♪ Love's going to leave me... ♪
370
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,920
CHEERING
371
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,880
Can we agree to be nicer
to each other?
372
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,040
I have hairy toes.
373
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,400
Love them!
374
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,520
And so it came to pass,
oh, best beloved,
375
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,920
that, me, the girl child, was never
really lost,
376
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,120
just too scared to see who I was.
377
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,400
We all need courage to step
out of the shadows,
378
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,080
but we forget our friends are there
to help us do that.
379
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:51,080
No more hairy school girl or
Marina's dodgy Pakistani
380
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,400
half-sister or Fizza's kooky friend.
381
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,880
Only me from now on...
382
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,800
..Kayla.
383
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,960
And I like me.
384
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,960
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