Original subtitles

Olympus Film presents

A Gunman Called Papaco

Special guests

Direction and screenplay Mario Vaz Filho

Hey man

Yes

How are you called?

Assfucker

Was...

Fuck

Now i will gonna fuck you

Por Dios hombre

Please be mercy with a poor devil like Pancho

Are you Pancho Vila?

No, i'm Pancho slum

but don't kill me

And who are speaking of killing?

I will not fuck you with a gun but with my pistol

Oh my poor asshole!

Is better be assfucked alive than die with all the ass wrinkles

Fuckin' son of a bitch how it hurts

I'm fucked and not paid Oh my God!

Look there

Maybe it will be our goods But someone said he disappeared Let's take a look

Hey, asshole

Did you speak with me?

No baby, i spoke with the whore that gave birth to you

Good, see you later

Wait a moment my friend

Say what you want, fuck!

What do you bring on this coffin?

A lot of shit

And who was with diarrhea?

I bet that wasn't the hole of your mother

You speak too much friend you just annoy me

Hey, please don't leave me here take me with you

Did you know them?

My husbands

Fuck! All them?

And then? I'm a woman until under the water

Cock for me have to be per meter

Learning and living...

C'omon let's go

But i do not compromise

I like another thing

It's ok for me. This is not my bussiness, each one gives what's yours

What's your name?

Linda (beautiful)

Does not seem

Who's knocking on the door?

Pancho

Come in

Viva Zapato (shoe)!

Viva!

Well, was sad Mister...

What do you want man, don't you see i have my mouth full

Yes Sir

Is it hard?

Yes, i believe

Point the target 'cause you will go fuck a macho's asshole

Yes, Sir

Did you catch that man?

No Sir, he grabbed me and fucked me

But fucked me without vaseline

burnt my ring!

My asshole is burning so much like someone had put red pepper on it, oh shit!

And i did not say to you that assfucking is for machos?

You're allright

How is hard to feel the pain to miss somebody

...and now?

I want what he is loading

Take Sancho and Mancho and catch the man, he can't be so fucked this way.

Yes boss, with your permission Viva Shoe!

Saint Cross of the Souls

Here he comes, the things are inside the coffin

Let's trap him!

Ass fu cker!

Assfucker!

My friend undertaker

I cum when i see you

How are you?

is fucking nice to see you

Have you fucked a lot?

Only the other person's patience

And the bussiness?

Bad, very bad.

But with your arrival i bet the things will be better

i arranged two customers yet

I hope you stay around here, I'm tired to fire my gun

I'm also the saloom owner, you are my guest and will not pay for nothing, let's go?

Now i am the bartender and what could i do for you?

Give us something to eat

Yes, it's your order, Sir!

Mister Assfucker get out with your hands up!

That son of a bitch again

Don't go can be dangerous

I must fulfil my destiny

Mister assfucker, can you hear me?

Give me the coffin or you will be a dead man

Did you come back Pancho? Do you want to be assfucked again?

Well, now will be more difficult, maybe we will not fight my boss wants the coffin you bring

Who is your boss?

Is Mister Shoe

He must to pay $100.000, was what we matched

He does not want to pay nothing and says 'for free is cheaper'

So i will not give the coffin

Is better to deliver the products

He is very hot, you may regret

Will i have to fuck you again?

For God's sake no please Sir i'm with my asshole on fire

This is the second time i let you live be careful, the next can be the last one

Why did you not kill me before, Sir

An asshole like yours deserves to stay alive

Thank you, Sir

Now a message to your boss; send the money or not have the shipping

I will wait only until tomorrow... $100.000

What kind of money do want? Dollars, Pesos, Cruzeiros?

Cruzados, $100.000

Fuck! Is that man so macho?

Is a fucking man mistress, he fucked Pancho's asshole without vaseline

I want that shipment. Send Sartana and the others search for him.

Yes, Mistress

And say that who shoot him will have a special bounty

What will be the bounty?

My asshole.

Fuck!

Do you want some?

bon appetit!

Don't you will say that i'm not giving you food

Where one eats two can eat.

I have hungry for another thing

So i can't do nothing for you

I sorry for this

The man is on the saloon. Let's do a mess and make a raid.

We will take care of him

Ringo and Gringo are fucked up

Stay cold little man because will be different now

Small man is the asshole of a snake

Sorry big boy i did not want to offend you

Well, Mistress will fuck with that one who kill Assfucker

I will kill him, say to Mistress to put vaseline on her burglar asshole

You're all a pile of shit, i will solve this by myself

He wants money and will wait only 'til this morning

And Mrs Jane also wants the deliver

That bitch! That's all i need!

Let's pay the man.

Well done boss

Tomorrow we'll take the money and bring the things

Yes Sir

Put everything at once hombre! Do not think you're eating a cherry

Now we will have shit on everything

Do you want to fuck with me gorgeous guy? Don't fuck bitch i have not found my dick in the trash

Do not need to offend

Fuck off

I want to fuck with this whore!

I don't want

Are you saying no to me bitch?

Do you know with whom are you talking? I'm Sartana the best gunslinger of the world

And i'm also a good asfucking. I cum five times without stop of fucking

Please i'm with a friend

Are you calling me sucker? I'm not seeing any son of a bitch on that table.

Are you seeing somebody?

If there are something is hidden under the table

Or under the skirt of this whore

Nobody here too

Leave me

leave me

You will suck my dick and will be delicious

You'll suck one ball without wet the other

I don't want

Come on

I don't want

Did you speak with me

Perfectly

Do you know you are a very cheeky guy?

My mother used to say this

Where is she now? Ass fucking in a whorehouse?

Who knows, maybe...

You're a shameless horned

Thank you

I'll make you dissapear bastard

We will meet again

I'm shitting for this

If you stay here for one year i'll fulfil my asshole of money

Is better than win the lottery

Wanna be my partner? You kill i bury.

Stop with this i like peace

Fuck! If you like war the world will be a cemetery

You are more dangerous than the atomic bomb

Kills more than AIDS

A man like you turns me on

I want him too

Take it easy, i like another thing

Oh come on please baby

Only today do not leave us alone

Well there is no other way, let's go.

I thought that could trust on you

The man is fucked up

You're an asshole. And now Zapato can have the delivery

I did my best, fucking shit

i'll have to resolve this by myself

Would you pay the reward to me Mistress?

Will you face the man?

Yes

Don't make me laugh.

Yes or no

Yes but i think you're crazy

For a good butthole is easy go crazy

Is enough to me, my pussy can't take anymore.

He is really so hot?

He is a fucking machine

I thought he was a fag

Some people switch both ways

I don't believe on this

Do you want something?

I want to speak with Mr Assfucker. I have a message for him

He's not a hooker.

What do you mean?

Small man is only useful to lead message to prostitutes

Do you think i'm stupid?

Of course no my dear

Go fuck with who wants to fuck you! You're annoying me.

Don't need to be nervous small man

Small man is the asshole of your mother

Come my love do as you like

He can fuck with one more?

I don't know, i'm broke. i will not fuck for one month.

Hands up or i fill your asshole with lead

Take it easy mate. What do you want from me.

My Mistress wants to talk to you. Put your clothes and come with me

Remove it or i can't dress

You idiot, if i remove it you fuck me. I will not remove the gun

How i do?

Find a way.

Fuck

Oh my goodness.

Everybody quiet or i fill his asshole with bullets

What should we do now?

Is better to do nothing, he is the good guy and will find a way

This is so sad, the hero die with the asshole full of bullets.

Get out Big Boy, i want talk to Mr Assfucker.

I'll catch you small man.

If you try i'll do this again.

Fuck! Get out!

And my bounty?

Later we'll talk about this.

Not now Mr. Assfucker

I want what you bring

But is a delivery to Shoe

I pay.

$100.000

Ok.

Shoe tried to screw with me. But i'll deliver as i promised. I gave him the deadline until tomorrow.

Who come first with cash will have the goods

Agreed.

I would like to give you something more.

Do what you want.

Come Assfucker do what you like, screw my asshole

Master!

Give me a warm up drink.

Did you get your butthole removed out of the target?

This is fucking! Is a macho bussines. You need to try.

Not for me, from mine only way out. Asshole was made to poo.

I came to take my bounty.

At pleasure.

Good morning.

Where is that small man son of a bitch.

Doesn't want to talk to you, he said he have a tight asshole.

I'll break him.

Come on man!

No, face Mr Assfucker again? Thank you no!

Be a man!

I'm a man! But i'll wait for you Sir behind that mountain.

Maricon!

The delivery is mine, fucking bitch.

Not yet mustachioed fag.

Obviously that will be bitch.

i do not lost yet faggot. Assfucker will decide.

Why don't you devide? There are enough for everyone.

This is not a bad idea.

Can be. Can we see the goods?

Just now.

Interest me. Let's do the partition and pay.

It's a deal.

Wonderful.

Is the end of my problems, we have in all sizes.

The cash first.

Just now.

Is a pleasure pay for this.

Now you'll have fun as much as you can.

Take me with you.

I can't my love my mission isn't completed.

I have more deliveries to do but when i finish i'll back to you

I'll wait.