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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,720 My name's Alex. 2 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,280 The cute little blonde jumping rope is Sandra Valenti. 3 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,880 She's always been my girl. To me, anyway. 4 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,120 I'm not sure she even knows I exist. 5 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,400 That's still me, but without my pants. 6 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,880 THE DATE COACH 7 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,120 That's me at 15. 8 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,400 A real hunk, huh? 9 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,520 Just kidding! 10 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,400 That's the real me - 11 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,400 pimply face, zipper on the kisser 12 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,400 and frizzy 'fro outta control. 13 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,880 I'm no jock. I'm just here 'cause... 14 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,240 What sucks is, if that guy really was me, 15 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,320 I'd be chatting her up now. 16 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,600 A near miss! 17 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 I'm just not Mr. Right. 18 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,840 Here, I'm 18. 19 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,760 Next year, I'll be in college 20 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 and I'm still stuck on Sandra Valenti. 21 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,560 Let's just take a break 22 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,400 to take in Sandra's beauty. 23 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,160 Those eyes, 24 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,760 that mouth. 25 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,400 Let's rewind, to savor it. 26 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,320 That mouth, 27 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,680 those eyes. 28 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,880 I need a plan to get near her. A killer plan. 29 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,960 I'll try anything. 30 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,720 All in all, I've got nothing to lose. 31 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,320 What a weird expression! "All in all." 32 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,000 Now I'm 20. 33 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,720 - Coming to the party tonight? - What party? 34 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,400 Sorry, I thought you were Brandon. 35 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,400 Sorry. 36 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,680 No big deal! Where's the party? 37 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,880 - What party? - The one tonight. 38 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,680 There's no party. 39 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,200 But you just said... 40 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,760 I get it. You don't want me to come. 41 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,960 Where? There is no party. 42 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,480 Coming to the party? 43 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,920 Come tonight. It'll be fun. 44 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,320 OK. Cool! 45 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,320 - You're Alex, right? - Yeah. 46 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,840 We have classes together. 47 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,040 - So? - So what? 48 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,200 You coming? 49 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:05,920 Where? 50 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,440 Alex. 51 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,040 Don't you ever mingle with people your age? 52 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:23,840 What? 53 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,280 I'll take you to lunch. 54 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,880 With a prof? That'll boost my social status! 55 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,280 - I insist. - OK. 56 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,400 But I warn you, 57 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,640 I have a direct connection to the pedophilia hotline. 58 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,440 Humor's good! 59 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,920 Has it helped with Sandra Valenti? 60 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,720 Come on. 61 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,680 Come on! 62 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,200 I was your 6th grade monitor. 63 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,280 Great. 64 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,640 You were already ogling Sandra Valenti then. 65 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,600 You seem to be tailing her. 66 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,760 Take and repeat the same courses. 67 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:00,720 Total coincidence. 68 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,640 I know what it's like. 69 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,160 Twenty years ago, I was madly in love, too. 70 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,400 Great. Well, I'll be going. 71 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,280 In love with Monica Valenti. 72 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,320 Sandra's mother. 73 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,720 OK, I'll stay. 74 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,320 She was as beautiful as her daughter. 75 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,720 You've never seen her? 76 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,760 She's still a very beautiful woman. 77 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,040 - She works at the pharmacy. - Did you date? 78 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,280 I didn't stand a chance. 79 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,320 No one stood a chance with her. 80 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:34,320 Except... 81 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,480 Except? 82 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,200 Except Antoine Chamoine. 83 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,760 Mr. I'm-Good-At-Everything. 84 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,480 At 22, he published 85 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,000 an essay on female desire. 86 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,600 He decided to seduce her. A challenge. 87 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,720 And it worked? 88 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,000 Yep. No one knows how. 89 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,320 She was 20 and... 90 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,760 gorgeous. 91 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,000 He was a local hero. 92 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,200 Then he vanished. 93 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,480 Did she have other guys? 94 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,160 She took off with some Italian but that didn't last. 95 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,360 Then she came back pregnant. 96 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,360 Sandra became her whole life. 97 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,640 Wow, fuckin' epic! 98 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,640 This one's for pain. Take it as needed. 99 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,440 One every 4 hours. 100 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,000 And take this before bed. 101 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,640 May I help you? 102 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,480 Help you choose? 103 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,360 I just need some cough syrup. 104 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,200 In this day and age, why be so shy about buying condoms? 105 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,760 Yeah, I agree. 106 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,200 I just have a sore throat. 107 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,000 You know, it protects you both. 108 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,760 Don't be scared, condoms aren't the enemy. 109 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:48,920 What size? 110 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,160 I'd say medium. 111 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,720 Medium-large. 112 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,360 "Antoine Chamoine wrote a few novels then disappeared. 113 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,120 "He hasn't published in 15 years." Great. 114 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,080 Fuck! My savior lives an hour away! 115 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,240 Cool! 116 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,840 Alex... 117 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,440 No explanation necessary. I don't judge you. 118 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,920 Hello, Mr. Chamoine. 119 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,640 Your name's Antoine and mine's Alex. 120 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:00,000 We're like two peas in a pod, our names begin with A! 121 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,520 That's lousy. 122 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,440 Antoine, let me begin by... 123 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,280 That's pretty lame, too. 124 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,360 Antoine, you and me, you'll see... 125 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,160 Why are you talking to yourself at my door? 126 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,280 What do you want? 127 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,000 Well, my name's Alex 128 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,160 and I'm proud to meet you. 129 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,080 I'm not some wacky fan. 130 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,880 I've never read your books. 131 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,160 They're all out of print, anyway! 132 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,760 I'm here on a very important matter. 133 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,360 Thirty seconds. 134 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,960 OK, I live... 135 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,560 To get off my property. 136 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,760 But I thought... 137 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,880 25 seconds. You're wasting time. 138 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,920 I warn you right now! 139 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,440 I'll serenade you all night long! 140 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,680 I'm a sociopath, a crazy person! 141 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,200 The type who streaks through stadiums 142 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,240 even when there's no game! 143 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,240 Don't you think the water's a bit much? 144 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:25,960 It's not water. 145 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,800 Holy shit! 146 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,680 I'll tell you right now, 147 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,680 I'm a total nutjob! 148 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,400 If I get an idea, I don't let go. 149 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,240 So if I were you, 150 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,400 I'd calm down and listen up. 151 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,360 Please... 152 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,120 - You don't give up? - No. 153 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,200 I wonder what'll take longer - 154 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,720 killing and burying you in the woods 155 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,480 or listening to you. 156 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,120 - Keep it short. - Yes. 157 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,280 Let me say what a pleasure it is... 158 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,360 Shorter. 159 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,000 - OK... - Even shorter. 160 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,720 I've been in love with the town beauty since we were kids. 161 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,520 She's untouchable. Any guy who goes near her, 162 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:16,680 gets the boot. 163 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,080 And I'm invisible. I don't even exist! 164 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,000 I need some tactical advice, something! 165 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,120 - She's not just any girl... - Pipe down! 166 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,200 Your voice is unbearable. 167 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,280 When I'm nervous, my voice... 168 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,400 Shut up! 169 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,400 It's your face, too. 170 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,960 When I'm nervous, I get these twitches... 171 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,240 Shut up! Shut up! 172 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,640 Let's get this straight. 173 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,120 I help you, you disappear. 174 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,520 Take notes! 175 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,080 OK, ready. 176 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,240 First of all... 177 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,840 You don't have to write that. 178 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,440 Just what I say after "First of all." 179 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,000 I already wrote it. 180 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,440 First of all... 181 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,320 OK, "Smile. 182 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,240 "Look relaxed. 183 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,440 "Compliment her." 184 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,800 On what? Oh, right, the color of... 185 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,400 OK, got it. 186 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,960 Go for it, Alex! 187 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,000 Fuck! 188 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,120 Want a push? 189 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,600 Listen, Alex, 190 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,440 I have something to tell you. 191 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,800 I was offered a job in Marseille. 192 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,200 Great soccer team, by the way! 193 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,000 So we may be moving. 194 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:03,960 That's impossible. 195 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,920 I can't leave now. 196 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,280 Why? What's to keep you here? 197 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,120 You stay in your room. 198 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,600 - You have no friends. - What? 199 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,720 No. 200 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:14,720 No friends? 201 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,400 I've got tons of friends. 202 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,000 What's up, man? 203 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,680 Asshole! 204 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,120 I love that guy! 205 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,440 Think I don't know why you wanna stay? 206 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,520 Does Sandra even know you exist? 207 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,920 Your girlfriend's virtual, yet she's real. That's original! 208 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,600 I wish you just masturbated like all kids. 209 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,600 Now I'll always associate my mother and masturbation. 210 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,160 Thanks! That's healthy! 211 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,320 Then ask her out, once and for all! 212 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,280 Impossible. 213 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,120 If I move too fast, I may blow it. 214 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,280 I'd rather observe. Recede, so I can pounce! 215 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,720 Right! You recede but don't do much pouncing. 216 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,680 Thanks again. 217 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,640 I see years of psychoanalysis in my future! 218 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,960 I'm an idiot! 219 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,800 Has this swing shrunk or what? 220 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,800 We said you'd disappear. No thanks needed. 221 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,880 It didn't quite work. 222 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,360 When I saw Sandra, I started shaking, 223 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,560 sweating. 224 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,560 Convulsing even. 225 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:21,760 Did you throw up? 226 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,520 It's always the same. I don't get it! 227 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,320 The second I'm near her, my body gives out, 228 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,680 I lose control and I have to throw up. 229 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,200 Love always makes you throw up. 230 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,840 It's no help but it's natural. 231 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,000 Sandra's not like other girls. 232 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,160 All girls are alike. 233 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,360 Except she's Monica Valenti's daughter! 234 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,320 I'm madly in love with Sandra Valenti! 235 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,160 She's outta my league. 236 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,240 If I try my luck, I wanna be sure I don't blow it. 237 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,520 But it's now or never. 'Cause we're moving. 238 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,400 So I have to be sure our love is strong enough 239 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,600 to withstand a long-distance relationship. 240 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,960 I just wanna know 241 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,160 how you seduced her mother. 'Cause you know, 242 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,680 "Like mother, like daughter." 243 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,440 Maybe it could help me. 244 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,240 Sorry, kid, you're not up to it. Go home. 245 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,640 Why's that kid bugging me now? 246 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,120 Listen carefully, you get one chance. 247 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,160 Prove you have what it takes and I'll help you. 248 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,800 Thank you, sir! 249 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,440 From the bottom of my heart! 250 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,760 Thank you, sir! 251 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,560 Thanks so much! I'm gaga! 252 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,280 Even if, ideally, 253 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,200 I'd rather find out right away. 254 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,120 But I'll shut my trap. 255 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,720 See? I'm a quick learner. 256 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,720 - See you tomorrow? - Tomorrow. 257 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,120 Thanks so much, sir! 258 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 You're sweet to come along. 259 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,760 What do you want for dinner? 260 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,120 Veal kidneys! You like that, right? 261 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,440 - Aren't they balls? - Yeah... 262 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,960 Don't think so. 263 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,040 What a persnickety kid! 264 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,160 How about ravioli? 265 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,720 Sexually, they're pretty neutral! 266 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,280 Great. Listen, 267 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,320 I just ask one thing. To stay in Aix this summer. 268 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,960 I can't move before fall. 269 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,160 Is Sandra Valenti spending the summer in Aix? 270 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,360 By chance. 271 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,440 How do I know? I don't know her schedule by heart. 272 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,760 Yeah, right! 273 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,600 OK, she's taking a summer course. 274 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,640 Please. 275 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,680 How about dessert? Ice cream? Two scoops? 276 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,640 No kidding, you've got a real problem. 277 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,200 Report here after class every day at 5 p.m. on the dot! 278 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,480 Great. It's a deal! 279 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,920 No, it's not. 280 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,480 - You still have to prove yourself. - I can't wait to get started! 281 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,840 Get started! 282 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,760 Start by washing my car. 283 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,040 A 1968 Alfa Romeo Spider. 284 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,720 No, but... 285 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,600 Are you just screwing around? 286 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,120 All done. 287 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,320 That's it for today. See you tomorrow. 288 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,320 You're late. 289 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,600 It's 5:03! 290 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,600 You're late. 291 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,720 Sorry. 292 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,320 Dismantle the car motor. 293 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,760 I'm sorry, but... 294 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,320 Isn't it time for the seduction lessons? 295 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,200 Is that your decision? 296 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,280 What are you doing? 297 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,800 That's fragile! 298 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,880 Very good. 299 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,440 Thanks! 300 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,800 Now clean them all again. 301 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,880 I can't see my reflection yet. 302 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,000 "I can't see my reflection yet." 303 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,000 I heard you. 304 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,440 You passed the first test. 305 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,320 Great! How'll this help with Sandra? 306 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,720 It won't. It was an endurance and obedience test. 307 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,520 That's all? 308 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,880 That's all. Be on time tomorrow. 309 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,680 How can anyone be so beautiful? 310 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,760 It's unreal. 311 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,080 If I have to dismantle every car in the world, 312 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,360 soon we'll walk together. 313 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,960 Hand in hand. 314 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,320 In slow motion. 315 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,760 Shit! I'll be late! 316 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,760 See those girls there? 317 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,560 Inconspicuous! 318 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,440 Go over to them and I'll study your technique. 319 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,880 Then I'll see what I can do. 320 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,400 I'm not too into that. 321 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,440 And the term "technique" is kind of exaggerated. 322 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,480 I'd rather take a few lessons first, 323 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,680 then jump in. 324 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,000 I don't give a damn what you prefer. 325 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,640 Inconspicuous! 326 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,480 Still here? 327 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,480 Inconspicuous! 328 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,200 It was fabulous! She walked on stage 329 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,640 into the red light in this purple dress. 330 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,120 It was incredible! Covered in sequins. 331 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,480 Those sequins we love! 332 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,320 - Just gorgeous! - Hi, girls! 333 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,360 I was sitting over there and I thought, 334 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,480 "Hey! Wow! 335 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,080 "Why not..." 336 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,480 OK. Then she grabbed the mike 337 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,760 and started singing. 338 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,360 It wasn't a big glitzy show. 339 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,920 It was really intimate. 340 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,040 Hi, girls! So... 341 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,640 You dig fries? 342 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,760 How dare you pinch my fries? 343 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,920 Hungry, shithead? 344 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,040 Don't come back here again? Understand? 345 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:20,920 Yeah. 346 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,360 I won't offer you one. 347 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,560 I've got a long way to go, is that it? 348 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,880 If Sandra's like her mother, you're dead. 349 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040 It's not the same! 350 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,040 It's really hard with strangers. 351 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,680 True, picking up a stranger is the toughest challenge. 352 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,080 We're in agreement! 353 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,080 We're never in agreement. Forget that. 354 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:42,080 Do you ever get free croissants just for batting your bedroom eyes? 355 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,360 If you can do that, you'll be unbeatable. 356 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,080 You've got 25 seconds 357 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,080 to walk in the door and bring 358 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,080 the bakery girl to her knees. 359 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,920 That's impossible. 360 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,080 You don't have what it takes. 361 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,640 Forget Sandra Valenti! 362 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,360 Bring me some ketchup! 363 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,720 I got clobbered. 364 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,200 Maybe you're not as big a jerk as you seem. 365 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,640 So... 366 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,640 See you tomorrow, shithead! 367 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,880 I've never done that. 368 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,760 But a friend of mine went to the Dominican Republic. 369 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,800 - She get a good deal? - Yeah, 1,000 euros. 370 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,800 For ten days, all inclusive. 371 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,440 Tempting! 372 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,160 - Oh, Alex! - Oh, Mom! 373 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,280 Look, Benoît's here. 374 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,360 I see, Benoît's here. 375 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,800 Know what time it is? 376 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,520 And it's a school night! 377 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,040 Good thing I'm not 12 or I'd get scolded. 378 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,200 - I don't like your tone. - I do. 379 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,920 - I've been calling you all day. - Really? So? 380 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,200 We're off to a bad start! 381 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,920 Yeah, we're off to a bad start! 382 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,920 I'm sorry, Benoît. 383 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,040 Sometimes he makes me crazy. 384 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,880 - It's nothing. - I'm embarrassed. 385 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,320 Don't apologize! 386 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,920 We're really embarrassed. 387 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,160 Shall I start calling you Daddy Dear 388 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,520 or is this just a fling? 389 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,520 I'll be going. 390 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,160 I just stopped by to chat with your mom. 391 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,920 I worry about your future. 392 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:47,880 It's under control. 393 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,400 Right! 394 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,920 Choose a path that suits you 395 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,600 and stop chasing chimeras. 396 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,520 It's fine, I said! I'm not chasing... 397 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,720 - Chimeras. - Right, chimeras! 398 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,640 I have no idea what that means 399 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,000 but I know what I'm doing. 400 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,200 Stop worrying about me! I'm not as big a jerk as I seem! 401 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,360 - It's not easy. - No. 402 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,680 Well, I'd better start getting dinner ready... 403 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,560 and feed my pussy. 404 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:29,000 He's really been acting weird lately. 405 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,040 Drugs, maybe. 406 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,920 No, he's way too uptight for that. 407 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,120 I'm careful to hide my weed. 408 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,760 He doesn't even know I smoke. 409 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:38,840 You smoke? 410 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,320 Me? No, never! 411 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,280 It's a real scourge. 412 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,640 Last week I confiscated a joint from a student. 413 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,920 That big. 414 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,920 Shameful! 415 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,080 So... 416 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,120 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 417 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,920 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 418 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,720 Sorry! 419 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,800 That's me! 420 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,360 Been doing that long? 421 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,080 Since we were kids. 422 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,760 You never even noticed me. 423 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,480 As if I didn't exist. 424 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,240 No way! That's crazy. 425 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,640 I've been drawing you, too. 426 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,960 Don't make fun of me. 427 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,360 No, I swear! 428 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,640 It's dumb. I should have said something but... 429 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,360 You intimidate me. 430 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,360 You're so serious. 431 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,920 You're making fun of me! 432 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,200 Not at all, it's just that... 433 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,640 Alex! 434 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,600 Alex, what's wrong? What are you doing? 435 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,760 Nothing. 436 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,640 I... 437 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,920 I was sleeping. 438 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,800 Why was the bed squeaking? 439 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,240 Because... 440 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,320 Because... 441 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,360 Oh, OK! I'm sorry, honey! I'm sorry! 442 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,600 No explanation necessary! 443 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,720 - It's not that. - I don't judge you. 444 00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,680 No, it's not that! 445 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,360 I didn't hear a thing. Goodnight! 446 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,080 Excuse me, I'm looking for Antoine Chamoine. 447 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,360 Is he in? 448 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,160 Right! Humor. 449 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,280 So are you on Twitter? 450 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,440 On what? 451 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,360 Twitter. You've never heard of Twitter? 452 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,240 Sure I have. 453 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,200 No, I've never heard of Twitter. 454 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,160 No big deal. 455 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,240 It's a social network for connecting with people and... 456 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,680 And that's it. 457 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,080 Where we going? 458 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,000 A small town, 2 hours away. 459 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,080 Two hours? 460 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,800 Yeah, 2 hours! 30 kilometers. 461 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,400 That doesn't take 2 hours! 462 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,080 Yes, it does! This is Renault 4, not a... 463 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,160 Renault 5. 464 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,400 Some music? 465 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,520 You want music? 466 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,400 So that's the music. 467 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,640 Why don't we go to Aix? 468 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,680 I haven't set foot in Aix for 20 years. Since Monica. 469 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,600 Let's not mention it again. 470 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,320 You've never seen her in all this time? 471 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,960 Incredible! She's the town pharmacist... 472 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,240 Great band! 473 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,760 Don't make fun of me! That'll get you nowhere! 474 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,360 See that bank there? 475 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,120 Go into that bank and pick up a girl. 476 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,160 You're really out of your mind! 477 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,200 Scared? 478 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,680 Big time! 479 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,120 "Big time" means yes, but even more so. 480 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,960 How old do you think I am? 481 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,880 - Between 30 and... - Shut up! 482 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,600 Pick out a teller 483 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,040 then observe her, study her. 484 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,320 I want you to barf, like with Sandra. 485 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,520 Just like that? 486 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,880 Otherwise, there's the classic setup. 487 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,360 Chat up one girl to make her friend jealous. 488 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,400 Good plan! Let's do that! 489 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,200 So find 2 girlfriends. 490 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,800 - One ugly and... - One pretty. 491 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,120 No! And one ugly. 492 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,520 You need a leg up. It's rare to get blown off by 2 ugly girls. 493 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,760 Don't you think ugly girls are too easy? 494 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,120 Do you think an ugly girl thinks, 495 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,400 "I'm ugly, I'll give any jerk a chance"? 496 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,760 No, Alex. 497 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,760 Ugly girls have dreams. 498 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,240 An ugly girl wants a handsome guy. 499 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,120 Elegant, with a sense of humor, 500 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,760 who tries hard to seduce her. 501 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,520 The ugly girl knows her only weapon is saying no. 502 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,240 Jerk. 503 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,240 - I love your skirt! - Thanks! I love yours! 504 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,040 It's that or the bank. 505 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,640 You can speak normally. 506 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,240 The little brunette there. 507 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,920 Excellent choice. 508 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,240 You're up! That means "it's your move," in slang. 509 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,840 Just sign on each page. 510 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,400 Fuck! 511 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,840 So? 512 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,240 They've got pretty good mortgage rates. 513 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,840 Only 4% interest. 514 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,800 This is bullshit. I can't do this. 515 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,200 It's not my style. It's a waste of time! 516 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,840 I want Sandra, not some teller or baker. 517 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,840 I don't give a shit! 518 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,840 I want Sandra! Isn't that clear? 519 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,000 What are you doing? 520 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,560 You don't listen, you squabble! 521 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,440 So let's see what you can do! 522 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,280 What? Stop! Enough of this bullshit! 523 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,200 Antoine? 524 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,560 Been here long? 525 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,560 Don't worry, I won't chew your ear off. 526 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,560 I waited for you by the truck. 527 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,360 Then I figured you might be at the pharmacy. 528 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,400 I'd have the same impulse, 529 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,640 so I figured you might, too. 530 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,560 Not to copy you. But I'm the same. 531 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,800 20 years is incredibly long! 532 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,400 You're lucky. Monica's a knockout but... 533 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,720 you never know! 534 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,280 I ran into a girl I was in 6th grade with. 535 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,160 Now she's a blimp! 536 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,440 Before I met you, I didn't even know Monica had a daughter. 537 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,720 She's gonna destroy you. 538 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,880 I can't do it without you. 539 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,800 You can't do it, period. 540 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,120 With you, at least I have a chance. 541 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,560 Like wine? 542 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,560 Not much. 543 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,840 Kids don't appreciate good wine. 544 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,400 Haut-Brion 1989. 545 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,280 An excellent year for wine. 546 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,440 Harvested by hand. 547 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,440 Fermented in stainless steel tanks. 548 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,720 Then the wine is aged in oak barrels. 549 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,600 Wow! Awesome. 550 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,000 I'm kidding. I don't know anything. 551 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,000 I read that in a guide I'm proofing. 552 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,520 I translate and proofread books. 553 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,440 That allows me to work from home. 554 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,080 Is your son having wine? 555 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,880 - He's not my son. - Not my father. 556 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,400 I see. 557 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,600 Evening. 558 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:19,840 If you need 559 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,440 the slightest thing, 560 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,080 I won't be far. 561 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,400 Gentlemen, 562 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,280 enjoy your meal. 563 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,960 Where'd he go? 564 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120 Right behind you. 565 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,440 He's watching you. Must be your ring. 566 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,280 My ring? 567 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,960 It's kind of ridiculous alone. 568 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,240 But it was striking with my shark-tooth necklace. 569 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,400 I thought I heard necklace and shark tooth 570 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,600 in the same sentence. 571 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,000 I loved that necklace. 572 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,440 I lost it and... 573 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,560 I've never found it again. 574 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,160 That was the last line of my novel. 575 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,440 "All he had left was his backpack, 576 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,000 "his old jeans, 577 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,960 "and his shark-tooth necklace." 578 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,160 Is the waiter still there? 579 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,560 Watching you... 580 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,600 lasciviously. 581 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,560 Please don't stand there, sir. 582 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,720 Fine. 583 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,240 How did you first approach Monica? 584 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,560 Back then, it was easy for me. 585 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,280 But Monica was the one I wanted. 586 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,560 It was... 587 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,440 more of a challenge, you know. 588 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,480 She hung out 589 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,280 at a slightly intellectual café. 590 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,120 Yeah, I know the type. 591 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,320 No kidding, how old do you think I am? 592 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:04,600 - Well... - Shut up. 593 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,040 Let me tell it. 594 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,880 There, that's me back then. 595 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,560 Understated, yet elegant. 596 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,480 Refined. 597 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,320 But understated. 598 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,840 He's here. 599 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,600 It's all about projecting self-assurance. 600 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,160 Monica knew I was there but she refused to look at me. 601 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,640 What did you say? 602 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,560 It doesn't matter. 603 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,240 In the end, she destroyed me. 604 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,560 She tore me apart. 605 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,840 That's why you didn't speak to her today. 606 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,840 You were scared shitless. 607 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,400 Scared shitless? 608 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,000 One night, 609 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,720 to prove my determination, 610 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,800 I snuck into her house. 611 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,720 I slipped into her room, 612 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,840 at night, 613 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,520 and cut a lock of her hair. 614 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,520 Would you do that? No. 615 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,720 Would you do that? 616 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,240 This is a waste of time. 617 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,160 Go home! 618 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,600 Your mom must be worried. 619 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,280 Scared shitless! 620 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,360 I'll give you shared shitless! 621 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:25,960 Asshole! 622 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,120 Gentlemen, for dessert... 623 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,280 A banana flambé? 624 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,560 No, I'll have a cream puff. 625 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,280 And no bananas for me. 626 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,960 I don't like bananas, 627 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,800 in general. 628 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,960 Where have you been? 629 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:40,960 I... 630 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,960 You what? Know what time it is? 631 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:43,960 Can't you call? 632 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,160 Can't you not call? You startled me! 633 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,880 Excuse me! Now it's my fault? 634 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,480 You're so irresponsible! I've been too cool with you. 635 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,880 Things are gonna change! 636 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,560 - No more easy street! - Stop. 637 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,040 You're not believable. 638 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,840 I'm not believable? 639 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,120 No, you're not. 640 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,960 Do you really think that "fresh pine scent" 641 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,160 covers the smell of your reefer? 642 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,160 Now you've gone too far. Call me a junkie, too! 643 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,000 OK, junkie, too! 644 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,680 You're grounded! 645 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,600 No allowance! No dinner! 646 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,560 That's it! I'm not cooking for you anymore! 647 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,560 Great! Now things are really looking up. 648 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,760 The nerve of that kid! 649 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,440 Shit! 650 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,920 I'm nice and calm, 651 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,400 sound asleep in my bed, 652 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,280 - when I hear this noise. - Then what? 653 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,400 I wake up to find this maniac 654 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,160 brandishing a pair of scissors over me. 655 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,880 - No? - I swear. 656 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,640 - I was scared to death. - Obvi. 657 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,920 It freaked us out! 658 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,840 - My mother's crazed. - Obvi. 659 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,040 - They oughta hack their balls off. - Those guys have no balls. 660 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,720 That makes no sense. 661 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,920 Popping up like that, he must have a genital problem. 662 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,160 Class runs late tonight. I won't let you go home alone. 663 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,280 I'll be OK. 664 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,880 I'm taking you home. 665 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,440 That's sweet. Thanks. 666 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,400 Obvi. 667 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,280 What a fucking idiot! 668 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,440 What a lunatic! 669 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,960 Sneaking in in the middle of the night! 670 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,280 - And you? - You believed me? 671 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,000 I said that to shut you up. 672 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,040 I'd never do that! 673 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,120 I'm no pervert, sneaking into people's homes. 674 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,680 Now every guy on campus is cashing in, 675 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,360 offering to take her home, to protect her. 676 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,600 I just don't get it. 677 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,680 You can sneak into her house, 678 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,960 cut her hair, 679 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,640 but you can't speak to her? 680 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,920 When she's asleep, I'm not so scared. 681 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,640 Otherwise, I just throw up. 682 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,120 Throwing up's normal. 683 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,040 Throwing up's good, in fact. 684 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,880 Unless you throw up on her. But that's another story. 685 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,120 Sure. 686 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,720 See you tomorrow morning at 7:30. 687 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,760 Be on time. 688 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,280 One more thing. 689 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,560 Change your look. Do something. 690 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:02,600 The sweatshirt, 691 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,560 the haircut, all that... 692 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,000 I feel like I'm dealing with Edith Piaf. 693 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,760 Isn't Edith Piaf Shakira's mother? 694 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,000 Forget it! 695 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,040 Who's Edith Piaf again? 696 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,720 Who's Shakira? 697 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,280 Hi! 698 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,080 Where you going at 7 a.m.? 699 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,000 I'm taking a run. 700 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,280 In that outfit? 701 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,840 That's such a cliché - running in sweat suits! 702 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,040 This is just as good. 703 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,480 Have a nice day. 704 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,080 He needs to get laid. 705 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,000 Inconspicuous. 706 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,440 I'll make a transfer into your account, 707 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,400 to avoid the bank charges. 708 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,640 Exactly. Have a nice day. 709 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,800 - So this is the new Alex? - Yeah. 710 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:34,800 Where's the old one? 711 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,000 Hiding in your hair? 712 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,240 Humor? 713 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,720 Tell me about the teller. 714 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,000 Concentrate. 715 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,360 She loves Hello Kitty. 716 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,000 She nibbles on candy. 717 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,400 When a customer asks a tough question, 718 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,760 she acts wide-eyed 719 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,480 and smiles. 720 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,720 She constantly glances at the clock, 721 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,120 as if she's dying to leave. 722 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,640 Good, good. 723 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,920 So what's your plan? 724 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,040 I walk into the bank, 725 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,960 with candy in my bag. 726 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,920 I go up to her and ask 727 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,360 a complicated question about transfers. 728 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,600 When she panics, 729 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,320 I offer her some candy. 730 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,320 He's been casing the joint for days. 731 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,400 It's a misunderstanding. 732 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,520 Quit wasting our time, bitch! 733 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,480 I'm talkin' to you! 734 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,920 When you said "bitch", 735 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,080 - I wasn't sure... - Shut up! 736 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,920 Pick him up. 737 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,600 I want a list of your accomplices and the banks you've hit. 738 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,960 - I don't know a thing. - So? 739 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,800 Who did this to him? 740 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,600 He was like that, boss. 741 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,760 Captain. 742 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,960 Do I look like a bank robber? I can't even get a loan. 743 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,520 Then what were you doing in the bank? 744 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,000 You'll laugh. 745 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,120 Or maybe not. 746 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,560 Flirting with the teller. 747 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,560 I swear, it's true. Look! 748 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,800 I even got Hello Kitty tissues because 749 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,360 I knew she loved Hello Kitty. 750 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,320 Sort of to break the ice. 751 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,720 I'm here to pick up my son. 752 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:46,960 JD: Juvenile Dad! 753 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,520 Shady what? 754 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,400 No, JD. 755 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,960 Shady what? 756 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,000 Forget it, I'll just go in. 757 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,720 No shady characters! 758 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,480 No shady what? 759 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,800 - You'll kill your mother! - Dad! 760 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,440 Did he talk back? 761 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,400 What manners! 762 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,280 It's all been settled. 763 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,440 Sir, don't get so worked up! 764 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,080 We called the bank. 765 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,480 They even laughed it off. 766 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,240 It's true. Think about it, 767 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,120 it is pretty comical. 768 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,280 And is that comical? 769 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,240 Thanks. 770 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,960 The slaps were unnecessary but... 771 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,440 - It added credibility. - Right! 772 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,440 What's the matter? 773 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,920 Hard regaining your freedom? 774 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,680 Reintegrating into the world? 775 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,680 No, but I blew the test. It's over with the teller. 776 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,840 That girl there? 777 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,640 My boss told me why you were there. 778 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,400 I'm sorry I got you busted. 779 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000 Let me see. 780 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,720 They didn't go easy on you! Your cheek's all red. 781 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,120 That's cops for you! They're bastards. 782 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,040 Still, I work in a bank. And you were suspicious. 783 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,920 I'd have done the same. 784 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,320 Can I take you to lunch to make it up to you? 785 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,920 Careful! That's not too wise. 786 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,840 I just got outta the can. I haven't touched a woman in ages. 787 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,040 My name's Elie. 788 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,120 No, what's your real name? 789 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,120 Elie. 790 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,000 Great. 791 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,040 Really? You like it? 792 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,120 Great. 793 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,960 Gonna tease me about my name? 794 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,680 - Unbelievable! I've got a date. - Yeah. 795 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,080 No, a real date! 796 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,360 I passed the test! 797 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,400 The first stage. One slip and it's back to square one. 798 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,400 - Shit! - You said it! 799 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,600 No, it's midnight. 800 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,120 My mother must be worried sick. She's gonna kill me! 801 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,600 That wouldn't be too bad. 802 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,880 Get in! 803 00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,960 Where have you been? 804 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,160 - Mom, I... - Evening. 805 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,680 Antoine Chamoine. I found your son 806 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,840 in a ditch. 807 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,960 What? 808 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,720 He fell off his bike. 809 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,800 Nothing serious. 810 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,080 I'm a doctor. He's fine, just a bit in shock. 811 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,400 Sweetheart, are you OK? 812 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,240 - I'm fine. - Oh, sweetheart! 813 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,720 I'm fine, Mom. 814 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,040 Thank you for driving him home. 815 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,240 May I offer you a coffee? 816 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,080 No, thank you, I... 817 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,600 I have to be up early. I have an operation. 818 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,360 Sleep can make all the difference, in my field. 819 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,440 Sleep-deprived doctors can lose patients. 820 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,880 So I'd rather go straight to bed, so I can... 821 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,240 be at my best in the morning. 822 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,960 A good night's sleep can sometimes save a life. 823 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,960 So I'd rather get to bed so... 824 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,120 so I can do my best in the morning. 825 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,200 So I'll get to bed. 826 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,360 I'll see you to your car, doctor. 827 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,840 - Good evening, ma'am. - Sir. 828 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,240 Good night. 829 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,040 I hope so. 830 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,320 Overdid it. 831 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,000 A tad. But you really saved my life! 832 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,440 Tomorrow have lunch with the teller. 833 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,520 You've made contact, now follow through. 834 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,440 What'll you do in the meantime? 835 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,080 Think I'm lost without you? 836 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,320 Good night, doctor. 837 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,720 Shut up. 838 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,840 Got other pick-up schemes or are banks your specialty? 839 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,960 I chatted up a chick at the morgue once. 840 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,560 - Did she work there? - No. 841 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,160 She was a cadaver. 842 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,080 Pretty girl. A little cold but well-built. 843 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,520 OK, don't rely too much on humor. 844 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,720 - Anything else? - No. 845 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,120 That'll be 1.15 euro. Thank you. 846 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,960 - Your change. - Thanks. 847 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:38,920 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 848 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,520 - Sir? - Hello, I'd like... 849 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,280 a baguette, please. 850 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,200 Sure. 851 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,760 Anything else? 852 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,960 No, just a baguette. 853 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,040 Although, your croissants look delicious. 854 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:01,960 1.15 euro. 855 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,880 Well worth it. 856 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,040 I think I forgot my wallet. 857 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,160 Maybe I could come back... 858 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,040 1.15 euro. 859 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,040 I meant come back and pay you later. 860 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,880 That way, I could see you again. 861 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,880 - Jean-Louis! - Yeah? 862 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,920 - This guy won't pay. - Hold on! 863 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,320 - Who won't cough up? - No one. 864 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,280 Here, I have some change in the bottom 865 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,200 of my pocket. 866 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,880 - Now it's paid for! - Sure, Jean-Louis. 867 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,120 Thanks. 868 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,320 - Your baguette! - What? 869 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,920 Never mind! I don't eat bread. 870 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:51,600 What a jerk! 871 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,920 - You dance? - No way. 872 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,400 I had a bad fall and quit. 873 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,160 I was gonna go pro! Then I sprained my toe and that was it. 874 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,560 Now I've got a wire in my toe. A dumb accident! 875 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,800 Yeah, right! 876 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,760 For a minute there, I thought you were scared. 877 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,720 No, but... 878 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,320 It's not... 879 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,920 It's too fast. I don't think so. 880 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:36,760 You blew me away. 881 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,800 You're not bad! 882 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,360 For a teller, anyway. 883 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,120 That's just a summer job. 884 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,840 - I'm in med school. - What's your specialty? 885 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,320 Psychiatry. 886 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,880 I love treating nut cases like you. 887 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,640 Bank robbers have nice hands. 888 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,360 From cracking safes. 889 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,960 Really? 890 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,640 In fact... 891 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,480 I should go. I have a long drive back 892 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,640 and it's getting late. 893 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,480 Will I see you tomorrow? 894 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:13,520 I'll call you. 895 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,040 Right. 896 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,160 Not too convincing but I'll pretend to believe you. 897 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,080 So, I... 898 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,560 I'll be going. 899 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,800 Excuse me. 900 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,080 Can I ask you a question? 901 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:32,880 Yeah. 902 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,480 You're a jerk, is that it? 903 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,760 Pardon? 904 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,800 I just wanna know if you're a jerk. 905 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,040 After all you went through to meet me, you gotta wonder. 906 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:44,880 I blew her off. 907 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,240 She was offended. I am a jerk. 908 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,440 I should have... I don't know! 909 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,040 She's a terrific girl. 910 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,880 You're unbelievable! 911 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,320 You can't give up for the first girl you meet. 912 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,320 I know. 913 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,240 Listen to me, sonny. 914 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,840 You need to get the upper hand with Sandra, 915 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,320 so she's afraid to lose you. 916 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,120 Give her a hard time. 917 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:10,200 Still, you amazed me. 918 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,200 Really. 919 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,200 You've got what it takes. 920 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,480 Seriously? 921 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,600 Seriously. 922 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,040 But one thing bothers me. 923 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,600 Are you a virgin? 924 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,320 You can tell me. 925 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,840 I was a virgin, too. 926 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,520 Till I was 12. 927 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,760 I wish I were. 928 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,520 I did it with my cousin. Her father walked in. 929 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,200 No family holidays since. 930 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,200 - A cousin? - Yeah, but... 931 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,600 Super distant. My mother's brother's daughter. 932 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,160 Your cousin! 933 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,560 Yeah. 934 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,480 Me, too. 935 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,600 To our cousins! 936 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,040 What is this place? 937 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,320 You'll see. 938 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,040 Gigi taught me everything I know. You'll thank me. 939 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,600 No, no, no! 940 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,200 No way, Antoine! 941 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,600 Now you've gone too far! 942 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,040 No way! No, Antoine. 943 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,000 - I'm not doing that. - Calm down. 944 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:22,960 Hi, Gigi. 945 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,320 Hi, Antoine. 946 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,920 Oh, right. 947 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,880 I said, "I'm not doing that" but... 948 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,920 After all, you're the boss. 949 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,320 I won't contradict you. 950 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:35,960 Thanks, Gigi. 951 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,320 Is Gigi here? 952 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,240 She's on her way. 953 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:42,480 - Hi, Antoine. - Gigi. 954 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:44,320 - Who's she? - Gigi. 955 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,960 - And the other Gigi? - Little Gigi. 956 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,680 I'll take little Gigi! 957 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,920 Too inexperienced, too young. 958 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,680 Will you take care of him? 959 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,320 My pleasure. 960 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:57,880 Come on, sweetie. 961 00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,120 Come with auntie Gigi. 962 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,400 You did your cousin, now do auntie Gigi. 963 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,760 Alex! 964 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,040 For Twitter. 965 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,600 So, sonny? 966 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,640 How'd it go with Gigi? 967 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,600 I'm not talking! 968 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,600 - Learn anything? - I'm not talking! 969 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,920 You seem more confident. 970 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,480 I'm not talking! 971 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,840 Ever heard of texting? 972 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,320 Ouch! 973 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,200 That answers my question. 974 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,840 Come down. 975 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,920 Know what Sugar Ray Leonard did before his big bout in '75? 976 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,440 Sleep? 977 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,920 He went to stare at the ring. Empty. 978 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,720 He studied it all night. 979 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,280 For hours. 980 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,480 Did he win? 981 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,000 Too tired. 982 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,640 Great story. Can I go back to bed now? 983 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,760 You'll succeed. 984 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,480 You've shown me what you can do and... 985 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,280 I'm proud of you. 986 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,480 If I had a son, I'd want him to be like you. 987 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,560 - Not physically, of course. - Obviously. 988 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:50,840 Of course not. 989 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,480 Is it the hair? 990 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,920 It's everything. Physically... 991 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,360 Yeah. 992 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,640 Sure. 993 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,000 All or nothing. 994 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,640 Open it just before you approach her. 995 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:28,760 What is it? 996 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,640 Just do what I say. You'll see. 997 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,640 What if I throw up? 998 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,240 You into old cars? 999 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,400 Yeah... It's sort of a hobby. 1000 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,640 Let's see. 1001 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,480 My mother has the very same red Alfa. 1002 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,800 Too bad it doesn't run. 1003 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,080 My friend has one, too. I was lucky enough 1004 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,440 to work on it. 1005 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,360 Want me to take a peek? 1006 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,200 I never thought I'd meet a guy into old Italians. 1007 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,800 I'm into young Italians, too. 1008 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:12,360 No kidding? 1009 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,200 Wanna stop by after class? 1010 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,440 Then you can see the car. 1011 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,120 Yeah. 1012 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,920 Cool. 1013 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,400 Cool. 1014 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:41,920 There she is! 1015 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,680 It was my mother's grandfather's. 1016 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,400 It needs upkeep. It's just rotting in here. 1017 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,200 Chamoine, you son of a bitch. 1018 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,400 My mother loves this car 1019 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,280 but she won't let anyone touch it. 1020 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,120 Last time, they screwed up the motor. 1021 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,400 They're idiots around here. 1022 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,760 The motor has to be dismantled. 1023 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,640 Then each piece cleaned. 1024 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,200 Over and over again. 1025 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:12,640 That'll take weeks! 1026 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,760 To do a good job! 1027 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,280 Yeah. 1028 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,760 It's weird we've never spoken. 1029 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,360 Don't we have classes together? 1030 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:25,920 I think so. 1031 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:29,160 But in class, I'm work-work-work. 1032 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,400 I'll show you how to clean the motor. 1033 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,800 That's a number 12 wrench. 1034 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,920 Except it's a 13. You can also call it a 14. 1035 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,480 It's a private joke for grease monkeys. 1036 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,520 My mom's on duty tonight. Wanna stay for dinner? 1037 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,080 That's sweet but I should get home. 1038 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,760 My mother's waiting. 1039 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,200 - She's alone. - And your father? 1040 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,640 He took off long ago. 1041 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,640 My mother and I live alone. 1042 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,080 You'll come back tomorrow, for the car? 1043 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,200 Sure. 1044 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,080 Bye. 1045 01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,480 I turned around 1046 01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,240 and she was watching me! 1047 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,000 And then... and then... 1048 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,360 and then... and then... 1049 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:37,920 and then... 1050 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,440 It was... 1051 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,920 it was... it was... 1052 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,280 It was magic. Magic! 1053 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,520 It was hard to leave. 1054 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,320 That was best. 1055 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,000 Don't rush it. Make her want to see you again. 1056 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,080 How'd you know about the magazine? 1057 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,520 Like you said, it's magic! 1058 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,080 I'll never forget what you've done. 1059 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,080 - Never. - We're not done yet. 1060 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,720 Come here every day for debriefing. 1061 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,760 A pleasure. 1062 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,640 FOR SALE 1063 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,640 Forget about me? 1064 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,080 Don't need me anymore? 1065 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,200 No, but... 1066 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,080 You should spend time with her rather than me. 1067 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,600 Things advancing? Have you kissed her? 1068 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:01,240 How can I say this? 1069 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,680 You're losing the advantage. 1070 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,520 I'm not scheming anymore. 1071 01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,880 I think she really likes me. 1072 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,480 Is that the goal? 1073 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,080 For her to like you? 1074 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,960 Sandra's cool. We get along well. 1075 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,360 But... 1076 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:17,960 But what? 1077 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,080 I fell in love with a fantasy. 1078 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:21,960 We're different. 1079 01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:23,240 I don't throw up anymore. 1080 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:26,520 So what? I just said that to give you confidence. 1081 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,960 Pounce! She's ready. 1082 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,800 And once she's hooked, dump her. 1083 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,160 Break her heart! 1084 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,160 No. 1085 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,520 That's fear talking. You're scared, 1086 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,320 that's all. 1087 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,800 No, I don't wanna hurt Sandra. 1088 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,600 I'm talking to you as a buddy. 1089 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,160 Who's your buddy? 1090 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,360 You came to me, whining like a puppy, 1091 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,960 "my heart goes pitter-pat." 1092 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:50,960 We're not buddies. 1093 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,960 You're not my buddy. 1094 01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,240 Is that why you helped me? Was that your filthy plan? 1095 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,240 To hurt Sandra? 1096 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,400 'Cause you're scared to confront her mother. 1097 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,800 You stopped living 20 years ago. You're chicken. 1098 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,400 What a great guy I took as a role model. 1099 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,040 You should avoid Monica. 1100 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,080 So she doesn't see how pathetic you are. 1101 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,040 Shut up. 1102 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,480 Think I'll be able to drive it soon? 1103 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,680 Can you see me zipping across Europe? 1104 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,320 Imagine crossing Italy in a convertible. 1105 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,960 We could go together. 1106 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,680 Why so serious? 1107 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,040 No, I agree. It's important... 1108 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,800 to travel, live, cut the umbilical cord. 1109 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,040 You know, it's often our parents who can't let go. 1110 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:03,960 You're so mature for a kid without a father. 1111 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,080 When he left, I was 5. You get used to it. 1112 01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:10,120 You're lucky. At least you met him. 1113 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,920 Do you ever ask your mom about your dad? 1114 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:20,200 The letters are in Italian. I had them translated. 1115 01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:23,360 The Italian guy my mother took off with was gay. 1116 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:26,840 He says he'd have been proud to be the father of her child. 1117 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,400 And if he'd had one woman, 1118 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,120 it would have been her. 1119 01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:32,560 What did she say? 1120 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,960 I broached the subject but she wouldn't talk. 1121 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,800 She kept lying to me. 1122 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,280 She doesn't know I have the letters. 1123 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:42,080 What are those? 1124 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,920 - What? - The photos. 1125 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,480 The pictures she hides 1126 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,800 with the other letters. 1127 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,120 Maybe he's my father. 1128 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,120 Sandra, honey, 1129 01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:58,120 are you home? 1130 01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,280 Shit! It's my mother! 1131 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,360 Pretend to kiss me! 1132 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:03,680 What? 1133 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,280 Shall I come back later? 1134 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,120 Sorry, ma'am... 1135 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:13,520 What about your room? 1136 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,160 Your bed's bigger! 1137 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:16,840 - Will you excuse us? - Sure. 1138 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,280 Two minutes. 1139 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,680 I'm allowed to have friends over! 1140 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,400 I only see one friend! Who is that boy? 1141 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:28,280 - Who is he? - A buddy. 1142 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,280 I'll yell if I want to! This is my house! 1143 01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:07,920 Sorry, but I've gotta go. 1144 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,120 No, don't go! 1145 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,640 It's just our way of talking. No harm done. 1146 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,920 - I wanted to surprise you. - You succeeded. 1147 01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,120 Alex is a car freak. He offered 1148 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:18,200 to fix the Alfa. 1149 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:22,000 - So you're a car freak? - I know a little. 1150 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,400 - A friend has the same car. - Really? 1151 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,960 Well, not exactly the same. 1152 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,520 It's sort of similar. 1153 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,400 Does he live around here? 1154 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,280 He's more a friend of the family, 1155 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,400 like an uncle. We tinker around 1156 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,840 with the motor together. 1157 01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:40,720 Alex can do miracles. 1158 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,560 I wanted to pick you up 1159 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:44,800 at the pharmacy with the car. 1160 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,800 I'm sorry but I really have to go. 1161 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,400 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1162 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,640 Thanks a lot, Mom! 1163 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,560 Now it's my fault? 1164 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,120 Young man! 1165 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:01,560 One minute. 1166 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,720 I swear, nothing happened. 1167 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,640 - I want to see him. - Who? 1168 01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,960 The guy who taught you to fix an Alfa Romeo. 1169 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,520 Antoine! 1170 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,960 Antoine! 1171 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:42,960 Where the fuck is he? 1172 01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,280 "Don't waste time chasing chimeras. 1173 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,840 "Live your life to the fullest. Big time!" 1174 01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,280 Let me see. 1175 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,080 I'd forgotten the house in Nice. 1176 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,560 We spent a whole summer there. He wrote and I... 1177 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,840 I inspired him. 1178 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,560 How'd you know I knew him? 1179 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,720 20 years ago, Antoine fixed my grandfather's car 1180 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,520 just to sweep me off my feet. 1181 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,880 He was no mechanic. So he saved up, 1182 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:32,720 bought the same Alfa Romeo and practiced on it for months. 1183 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,840 That's wild. But even before that... 1184 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,720 When you first met, what were his first words? 1185 01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:41,600 His first words? 1186 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:53,680 It's Antoine. 1187 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,720 Pardon! 1188 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:03,680 That was it! 1189 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,040 That's how we met. 1190 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,600 The motherfucker had curly hair? 1191 01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,000 He was irresistible. 1192 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,880 - But I fought it. - Then why did you leave him? 1193 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,880 He started cheating on me. 1194 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:19,680 Probably to prove he was still free or how tough he was. 1195 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,120 I looked the other way as long as I could. And then... 1196 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,760 That's no reason to hide him from his daughter. 1197 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,880 It's dumb to hide things. Did you think of Sandra? 1198 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,720 And you? What do you want with my daughter? 1199 01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:37,120 Are you in love? 1200 01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:42,280 It's not a complicated question. 1201 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:51,440 He's not home. 1202 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:52,680 Alex isn't home! 1203 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,760 That's OK, I'll wait. 1204 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,160 I'm Antoine. 1205 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,040 Great! 1206 01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,440 - Alex's best buddy. - How old are you? 1207 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:04,960 Take it easy. 1208 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:06,320 I'm on Twitter. 1209 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,040 Cool. 1210 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:11,440 I'm Sandra! 1211 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,480 I know. 1212 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,880 Alex is a complex kid. 1213 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,480 He thinks a lot. Too much. Way too much, in fact! 1214 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:35,320 He lives in the past. 1215 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,200 He prefers ideas to reality. 1216 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,840 But he knows when he's made a mistake. 1217 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:45,480 And I think... It's just my opinion but... 1218 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,760 I think he deserves a chance. 1219 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,280 Don't judge him too quickly. 1220 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:55,040 And if you argue one day, 1221 01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:57,120 if you cheat on him, 1222 01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,480 if you get pissed off... 1223 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,320 or "PO'd"... 1224 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,720 don't be pigheaded. Reach out to one another. 1225 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,400 I've just realized that, all alone, 1226 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,120 you can't accomplish much. 1227 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,600 You build nothing. 1228 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,000 Your life's empty. 1229 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,160 Anyway... 1230 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,600 Tell him I said goodbye. 1231 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,320 What a weirdo! 1232 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,000 Someone's waiting in your room. 1233 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:50,320 Who? 1234 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,120 I'm sorry. 1235 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,040 What is all this? 1236 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,320 Been doing this long? 1237 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:13,760 I must be 12 there. 1238 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,480 Thirteen. 1239 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:18,600 Well, 12 or 13. You know best. 1240 01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:21,880 It's innocent, infantile. 1241 01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,560 Yeah, real infantile! 1242 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,320 Did you sneak into our house? 1243 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:32,480 Maybe. 1244 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,040 I've been in love with you since I was 5. 1245 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,040 Why didn't you say anything? 1246 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:43,000 Never had the guts. 1247 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,600 Did you learn about cars just to talk to me? 1248 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,280 Yeah. I mean, 1249 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,160 not really but... 1250 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,600 Sort of. 1251 01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:07,560 You've been fantasizing about me, drawing me for years. 1252 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,800 So why don't you act on it? 1253 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,000 How insane is this? 1254 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:32,040 The girl of my dreams offers herself to me. Sandra Valenti! 1255 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,080 The Sandra Valenti! 1256 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:37,640 And I realize I'm not in love. 1257 01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,640 What would you do in my place? 1258 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,760 Me? I'd pounce! Asshole! 1259 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,320 Jump her bones! After all this! 1260 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,480 Obvi! 1261 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,520 You're a medium. 1262 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,440 If you're not in love, say so. Right, Jean-Louis? 1263 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,280 She's offered herself. You can't refuse a gift. 1264 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:56,360 Watch your step! We've got our eye on you, bitch! 1265 01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:00,080 If you don't love her, forget it. Only love is real! 1266 01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:06,440 I'm sorry. 1267 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:08,800 I'm not in love. 1268 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:11,320 I don't know why I'm saying this now but... 1269 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,000 In my head I invented a Sandra Valenti. 1270 01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,800 You're 1,000 times better than she is. 1271 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,040 But? 1272 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,600 You're an incredible girl! 1273 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,720 OK, I get it. Sorry I wasted your time. 1274 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,200 No, wait! 1275 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,080 Let me go. 1276 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:44,160 I don't know if guys your age can read anything but tweets. 1277 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:45,920 But try to read these few lines 1278 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:49,240 that my natural idiocy keeps me from saying aloud. 1279 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,040 If you ever need an old fart's advice, 1280 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,320 here's my address. No obligation. 1281 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:57,800 But it would make me happy. 1282 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,560 We always think of a muse as a gorgeous brunette. 1283 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,200 Well, mine was a frizzy-haired slob. 1284 01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,760 I think I've got the title for my new novel. 1285 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,920 SONNY 1286 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,800 Not again! 1287 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:06,000 If he didn't have a Taser, I'd have gotten away. 1288 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:08,000 That guy was in luck! 1289 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,040 I'm glad I followed Antoine's advice 1290 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,880 and stopped chasing chimeras. 1291 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,160 I still don't know what that means. 1292 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:27,600 And I hate endings where the guy drives a convertible 1293 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,240 off into the sunset with some pretty girl. 1294 01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:34,080 But all in all, since the guy's me, it's not too bad. 1295 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:38,160 In fact, that expression isn't half bad, "all in all." 1296 01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:43,480 For Valérie 1297 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:06,640 Pitch in whenever you like. No pressure. 1298 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,600 I know, no pressure. 1299 01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:11,440 - Marseille's gonna be great! - Sure will. 1300 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:12,520 Hey, buddy! 1301 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:13,960 How's it going? 1302 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:15,520 Asshole! 1303 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:20,840 I'll give you a hand. 1304 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,480 There's wood in there? 1305 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,920 What the hell is that doing in there? 1306 01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:36,640 How old are you? 1307 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:38,560 Take it easy. 1308 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:44,960 I really had to take a leak. 1309 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:46,880 Come on, honey. 1310 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,960 Come with Auntie Mame. 1311 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:52,680 Are you OK, sweetheart? 1312 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,520 I'm fine, Mom. 1313 01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,920 Thank you for driving him home. 1314 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:00,520 Can I offer you something? 1315 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:05,440 - Are you OK, sweetheart? - I'm fine, Mom. 1316 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:09,120 Thanks for driving him home. Can I offer you something? 1317 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,160 How old do you think I am? 1318 01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:24,800 Don't you need me anymore? 1319 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:27,360 No, but... 1320 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,640 Got allergies? 1321 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:30,920 What are you doing? 1322 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:43,400 I didn't wanna get in your truck anyway! 1323 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,040 Who's that? 1324 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,640 Tom Jones. 1325 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,600 Isn't Tom Jones David Guetta's father? 1326 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:56,840 Where have you been? 1327 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,120 Evening, ma'am. 1328 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:03,120 Antoine Chamoine! I found your son in a ditch. 1329 01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:04,160 What? 1330 01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:05,760 He fell off his bike. 1331 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:09,160 Nothing serious. I'm a doctor. He's fine. 1332 01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:10,840 He's just a bit in shock. 1333 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,400 Are you OK, sweetheart? 1334 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,680 I'm fine, Mom. Just fine. 1335 01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:21,240 Where have you been? 1336 01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:23,320 Stop! 1337 01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:26,160 Alex, are you OK, sweetheart? 1338 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:27,960 I'm fine, Mom. Just fine. 1339 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,240 Thank you for driving him home. 1340 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:31,640 Thank you... 1341 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:34,440 This is hard. 1342 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,400 Let's go! 1343 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,480 Antoine Chamoine. 1344 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,000 Antoine Chamoine, I found your son... 1345 01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:43,760 What? 1346 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,240 I'll see you to your car, doctor. 1347 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:52,160 - Good evening, ma'am. - Sir. 1348 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,520 You, you... Good night. 1349 01:24:58,360 --> 01:24:59,840 You, you want a coffee? 1350 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,880 Here we go again! 1351 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,560 Subtitles: ECLAIR 89049

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