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=Episode 01=

Don't worry.

Once I finish

this sunset photography homework,

I'll come pick you up.

Didn't you say that

you're going to pick up your parents first?

Meeting the in-laws together,

isn't that better?

Ah, I'm not ready though.

Plus, I didn't bring any gifts.

What do you think

I should bring to

my first meeting with aunt and uncle?

Hold on.

I'm finishing up a time-lapse shoot.

Stay right there, don't move!

♪Skirt in your hand I could say you were slower than slow♪

♪I was wet the moment I cried♪

♪Yeah, the moment I cried♪

♪And his bed was made♪

♪His hair was for you♪

♪The heart was broken up♪

♪But there was nothing to do♪

♪You will throw away all your worries♪

♪My dear, you will throw away all your worrie♪

♪Pretend that you're happy♪

Dad, stop the car!

What is it?

What is this?

Ning Ning, what happened?

Huh?

Go home.

Bye-bye.

Ning Ning,

hurry and get in the car.

Let's go.

=Miss Crow With Mr. Lizard=

Dad,

when are we going to get to grandma's?

Almost there, almost there.

Mom,

did you bring the gifts for grandma?

Yep.

Don't worry.

That's good.

Dad, look out!

What are you spacing out for?

Come down and help!

Mom!

Mom!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Dad!

Dad!

Mom!

Mom!

Dad!

Is anyone there?

Is somebody there?

Yes.

Yes, there is.

Big brother, I'm stuck in the car.

I can't see mom and dad.

It's okay.

They

may have just passed out.

Big brother,

when can we

get out of here?

I'm so scared.

Here, give me your hand.

Don't be scared.

Big brother will always be with you.

♪Destiny is a little annoying♪

♪It takes those I care about♪

Big brother, what's wrong?

Your hand is so cold.

♪It would hold up a lamp in my heart♪

♪And light up the night♪

Big brother!

Big brother!

Big brother, wake up!

Big brother!

Big brother!

Big brother!

Big brother!

Big brother!

Let's go take a look.

Big brother!

Come on!

Right over there!

Hurry!

Right here!

Found them!

Over here!

♪Total strangers during our first encounter♪

♪Why does my heart beat so fiercely♪

♪Ah~ah~♪

♪Who is it♪

♪Exchanging sunshine for moonlight♪

♪Exchanging fortune for the past♪

(Incoming call: Mom)

♪Exchanging my heartbeat for you♪

Found them, found them!

Boss,

why do you need these vouchers?

Aren't these for the

grand opening promotion?

Our store is closing as of today.

(Thank you for the support.) All items are free of charge.

Boss.

Jiang

Xiao Ning.

This is so sudden.

This is sudden?

You've been here half a month,

have you seen any customers?

I can't take any more losses.

I have to close.

Why do I have such bad luck?

Wait,

what do you mean?

I lost money but

you're the unlucky one?

This is already

my 27th job.

Boss,

I wish you great prosperity

and fortune in the future.

(Our store is closing as of today. All items are free of charge. Thank you for your support.)

Store closed.

Store...

I'm still

a CEO with a conscience.

Your paycheck. No need to look.

I'm getting paid?

Why are you so surprised?

Did you work for free

at your previous jobs?

Not for free,

things just didn't go too well.

The stores I worked at before

either got trashed

or had accidental fires.

And some owners inherited a fortune

and went to travel the world.

Boss, are you alright?

Now I see.

You were born to be bad luck for your bosses.

Not really,

I was just born unlucky.

I'm bad luck for myself.

I…

I was just joking.

Don't take it to heart.

Here,

take this.

I'll get somebody to help.

I'd like the milky toast.

Milky toast

is our store special.

Rich in milk flavour, super tasty.

Sir.

Our store is closing,

all baked goods are free of charge.

Our boss said

he wants people to remember that

there was once a bakery here.

Milky toast,

thank you.

Okay, okay.

Your toast.

Sir, sir.

All our items are free,

no need to pay.

Sir, s…

Store closing, all items are free.

Store closing, all items are free.

Welcome.

All items are free.

Hurry up!

We only have three minutes left.

Hurry!

Mr. Gu wants

Hao Jing Hua Yuan's proposal

and the demonstration video completed today.

Remember,

make sure to double-check the page numbers and content.

No mistakes allowed.

Lastly, confirm the participants of the meeting.

The report has been uploaded to the meeting mailbox.

Make sure to avoid wasting time

searching through the report

during the meeting.

Last week's meeting minutes

(Print) must be printed out

and bound.

(Chuan Design Studios)

What?

Can't you guys just play along?

Great work, everyone!

Give yourselves a pat on the back.

I'll give you guys bonuses.

Forget the bonus.

You should cash in the 300 rounds of coffee

that you promised everyone first, right?

I've been so busy lately.

I forgot.

Right, great wits have short memories.

What?

What brings our big investor

here today?

Supervision?

I wouldn't dare.

You're all my precious cash cows.

I was just

passing by,

thought I'd feed

my precious cash cows.

Where is my Chuan?

Is he here?

Sir,

just look at our surroundings.

Mountains and rivers nearby, south-facing.

Definitely great Feng Shui.

We are

the best in the city

and there are many choices

in terms of building specifications,

covering consumers at various income levels.

Please be careful.

Sir. May I ask

who this is for?

So I can give my recommendations accordingly.

For myself.

Oh no.

Sir.

That's an unlucky joke to make

in broad daylight.

You're scaring me.

Why can't I buy one for myself?

Of course, you can't.

It's written in the rules that

the cemetery plots are for those who have passed away.

This is a legit business.

Also, to buy a cemetery plot,

you'll need certain documentation,

such as death certificates.

Fire, fire...

I'm not joking.

I'll have the documents ready soon enough.

This…

Thank goodness it's broad daylight.

Hello?

Not at work during work hours,

where did you go?

What's so important?

It's a private matter.

Private matter?

There are private matters

between you and me?

I'm heartbroken.

Get to the point.

That would be

the Hi Resorts project.

I'm meeting the person in charge of the first party,

He Sheng.

We're meeting up in the evening to get connected.

You know that

I never socialize with clients.

Don't worry, I won't make you drink.

You're the chief

architect of this project after all.

Your attendance

would show that we respect the first party.

It's not respectful enough

that you, our investor, are going?

Aren't you planning to

win the Jin An Award with this project?

You don't want to win the big three awards?

Alright.

I'll send you the address later.

Come pick me up.

Man Lin,

he hung up on me.

I'm the one who cares about him the most

in this world.

Whatever he wants to do,

I'm with him.

When he's happy,

I'm happy too;

when he's not,

I cheer him up.

And he hung up on me?

Why?

It's between the two of you,

what can I say?

Miss Su,

interviews are taking place in the conference room.

Okay, I'll be right there.

What interview?

An assistant for Mr. Gu.

He needs an assistant?

Doesn't he need an assistant?

He does.

He has so much work to do every day.

He needs an assistant

to deal with trivial matters.

He does.

He does.

Mr. Gu,

are you satisfied?

The location is good,

but I don't like the design.

But all our plots

have the same design.

I will design

my cemetery plot myself.

Then…

Then, let's discuss this

at a later time.

But you're alive.

I don't mean anything else by that.

I'm just saying that you're alive

and so young.

We cannot sell cemetery plots

to a living person.

The required documents

should be ready

pretty soon.

Ah, I see…

(Notification of outstanding water bill)

Unlocked.

I'm back!

Granny, you're watching TV?

You're home early today.

I'm done.

The bakery closed down.

Let me think…

your previous job lasted

five days.

This time, let me count…

around half a month.

That's an improvement.

Our family's way of encouraging people

is always so unique.

Like the old saying goes…

What is it again?

When God closes a door,

he opens a window.

Right?

In our family's case,

I think

God has closed the windows,

the doors,

and the sewage pipes

altogether.

Even if the God of Fortune

has found

our address,

he just can't get in.

Don't lose heart.

I'll find a new job tomorrow.

Do you believe me?

Yes.

What else can I do?

Ah, my back.

If this was before,

your aunt, I

can do everything.

But, ever since

my lower back had gone bad,

I don't have enough strength.

This time it's not so bad.

In my bad luck this time,

there is a glimmer of hope.

I got paid.

Really?

This boss is a good person.

God bless him.

I said so already.

Grandma,

watching home shopping again?

I want to buy this.

Your aunt says it's too expensive and won't let me.

Buy it anyway.

When I get paid for my part-time job as a designated driver,

I'll buy you anything you want.

Okay.

How about helping your aunt

replace

the refrigerator

and the TV?

Sure.

Let's get new ones.

Great.

Also, buy a lobster

for aunty.

A lobster I can do.

Crayfish.

Abalone.

Yes to the abalone.

Vegetarian abalone.

Alright, alright.

Stop joking around, you two.

Go wash your hands with your grandma.

Let's eat.

Let's eat, grandma.

Time to eat.

Make sure to wash your hands properly.

Time to eat.

Why does this taste so good?

Aunty.

Put abalone in it.

No wonder.

I just went to view a cemetery plot,

thought it was pretty nice.

No need to report to me.

I just want to

complete my plan

as soon as possible,

in this limited amount of time that I have.

Why haven't you given up

on your plan of

winning the three big awards of architecture

and dying

without taking anything?

It's true.

People can't take anything with them when they die.

But,

if I can

leave something behind

before I die,

people would know that

someone named Gu Chuan had lived in this world.

That'd be nice.

My Chuan…

How about I turn the car around

and not go to the office?

I'd rather you not win any awards.

You want me to leave this world

filled with regret?

How about taking me with you?

Oh right.

Su Man Lin is hiring an assistant for you.

I don't need an assistant.

That's what I said.

But I've changed my mind.

You do need one. I need one more than you do.

I need someone

to be there for you

when I can't.

Not going to give you

any chance to carry out your nonsense plan.

You're afraid that

I'll disturb you when you're

with your many girlfriends,

right?

Chuan,

you need to have hope in life,

have faith in Dr. Peer.

Regardless,

I have to get someone to watch over you.

If something were to happen to you,

it would weigh on my conscience.

Right…

You have a heart,

I don't.

Two hundred and sixty-eight thousand yuan left

to save 300,000.

One thousand yuan, income from the bakery.

Paid the water bill.

Two hundred and sixty-seven thousand,

two hundred and twenty-eight yuan left

to be saved.

(Time for Miss Designated Driver to get to work.)

Jiang Xiao Ning,

let's go!

Mr. Gu.

Mr. Gu.

Mr. Gu,

please sign here.

Thank you.

Mr. Gu.

The weekly project summary

and client feedback

have been organized

and placed on your desk.

You shouldn't have to do this.

You should focus on

your design plans.

Yes.

So, you need an assistant.

This way, you won't have to trouble

Director Su.

It's okay, I can do it.

Xu Cheng Ran says

you're hiring an assistant for me.

I don't need an assistant whatsoever.

What do you mean you don't?

You do and you need one as soon as possible.

Go work on your designs.

Director Su, a word, please.

What do you need to say behind Mr. Gu's back?

Hire him an assistant as soon as possible.

Find someone

who can look after him 24/7.

What is it?

Why 24/7?

I can't say much.

Just find him someone

as soon as possible.

But Mr. Gu has to agree to it.

His opinion doesn't matter.

As long as you agree and I agree.

Hold on…

I have something to deal with.

Just hurry it up.

Money is not an issue.

This is very important.

Please.

Hello?

Yes, I'm coming.

(A Hundred Things To Do: Pick a cemetery plot for myself.)

(Win the Jin An Award.)

(Win the Jin An Award.) People can't take anything with them when they die.

(Win the Jin An Award)

But,

if I can

leave something behind

before I die,

people would know that

someone named Gu Chuan had lived in this world.

That'd be nice.

Come on.

I'll do it myself.

Miss Su.

Mr. He. Mr. He.

Miss Su has had too much already.

Why don't we drink together instead?

One can never drink too much with a confidant.

No…

How are we confidants?

A confidante would have to be

someone like Miss Su.

A companion is called

a companion for a reason.

Right? Miss Su?

Come on.

One more.

Alright?

Let's do

one more round.

Mr. He,

your companion is down,

let your confidant take over.

Bottoms up.

Let me take a call.

Chuan,

you're here? I'll come get you.

Mr. He, Gu Chuan is here.

He just finished work.

I'm going to go get him.

We'll continue once I'm back.

How did we

end up here?

Mr. He,

you win.

I admit defeat.

Already?

I've just barely started.

We have to keep on drinking.

How about

we go

somewhere else?

Mr. He, stop it.

No more drinking.

Let's go

to a different place?

Would the two of you like to go to another place?

Do you need a designated driver?

Waiter!

Waiter!

What's going on?

What is it?

How can you

let just anyone

into your place?

You're hopeless.

This is just a misunderstanding.

I came in to use the restroom

and happened to see the two of you

having trouble going back to where you were.

Waiter.

This gentleman has had a lot to drink.

Please help him.

I'll help the lady.

Let's go.

Which private room again?

M M02

Okay, M02.

Let's go. Be careful.

Careful, careful.

Careful, careful, careful.

Come on.

Careful, careful, careful.

Sir, let me help you.

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Girl, let me tell you.

You have to be careful

at a karaoke place like this.

Don't drink too much.

There are many perverts here.

Slowly, slowly.

Careful, careful, careful.

Do you feel sick?

Slowly, slowly, slowly.

Over here, over here, over here.

Be careful.

Sit.

Come, sit down, sit down.

Good.

I'll have the waiter

bring you some hot water later.

(Xiao Ning) This is my name card.

Remember to call me

if you need anything.

Or you can find me at the front doors.

It's better to have female drivers.

Safety first.

You know what I mean.

Thank you for earlier.

You're welcome.

They don't let designated drivers inside.

They're scared we'll ruin the fun.

I'll be outside.

Remember to call

if you need me later.

Stay safe.

Don't drink too much.

Don't drink too much of these.

Stay safe.

(Xiao Ning)

(Designated driver)

Who are you?

You were pretty fast in helping her.

You seem to know the way around better than I do.

No.

I used to be

a waitress here,

so I know the way pretty well.

Sir, your room is over there.

Didn't you say you were a designated driver?

How did you become a waitress?

Used to be a waitress, now I'm a designated driver.

What nonsense?

Look,

whatever you are,

get lost now.

Don't ever let me see you again.

Got it?

Yes, yes.

I'm leaving, leaving now.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

This way.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Mr. He.

Do you know her?

No.

Just a designated driver looking to make some money.

We drank,

so we do need a designated driver.

You didn't have to come out

to get the two of us.

Come on, let's go back.

Okay.

What was that? It was pretty hard.

I have a feeling

I'll have bookings tonight.

At least one.

Mr. He.

It seems we've drunk enough.

Let's talk about the design plans.

Mr. Xu said no work talk tonight.

Right.

Tonight is time

for everyone to relax.

It's after-work hours.

Since Mr. Gu is here,

how about a drink?

I'm sorry.

I don't drink.

Just water for me.

Mr. Gu, you're not giving me face.

Mr. He, that's not it.

Gu Chuan never drinks.

Here, let me drink in his place.

Mr. Xu,

Mr. Gu is even more hopeless than you are.

Forget it.

This is boring.

Coming here and only drinking water.

How about getting hot pot takeout

and eating it here, as a late-night snack?

I don't eat hot pot either.

Mr. He.

How about this.

Bottoms up.

Miss Su gets me.

My companion.

Let's paint the town red!

Let's!

Oh my.

Are you raising a fish?

You can't drink like this.

You have to be punished.

Two drinks.

Come on.

Let's finish this one.

Mr. He, Mr. He.

She has drunk so much already.

If you like to drink this much,

let me.

Chuan, stop it.

You can't.

Mr. He, he can't even have one.

He's going to transform if he does.

I'm okay.

Nice!

So you can drink.

Then why did you pretend?

Chuan, if you feel sick,

go ahead, and leave.

Leave?

It's still early.

Chuan, let me take you home.

It's fine.

You have to go.

Fine.

Mr. He.

Let's get together another time.

Come.

Do you really need to shake hands?

This is my show of good faith.

Okay.

Another time, then.

How many bookings have you had?

Two.

Don't know what's up today.

So few bookings.

Ah well.

How about you?

I haven't gotten any yet.

That sucks.

It must be hard

for a girl like you to be a designated driver.

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

What happened to me?

Nothing.

Sir.

Do you need a designated driver?

Yes, yes, yes.

Wait wait wait.

It's you again.

A female driver.

No, no, no.

What's wrong with a female driver?

Female drivers are drivers too.

I have a driver's licence.

Sir.

Don't be sexist.

It can't be you.

Let me, let me, let me.

I'll do it.

The car is over there.

Okay.

Where is Su Man Lin?

Boss, be careful.

Su Man Lin.

I want to keep drinking with her.

Be careful.

My bro needs a designated driver too.

He's back there. His last name is Gu.

Okay, thank you.

Slowly, Mr. He.

Thank you.

No problem.

Mr. Xu.

Come come come. Slowly.

Mr. Gu?

You need a designated driver right?

I know her.

She has my card.

Did you guys come together?

You're okay?

I'm okay.

I know you too.

Trust me.

I'll get you home safe and sound.

Plus,

I'll give you a 100 yuan discount.

You said you know me?

Yeah.

This morning.

White toast, 100 yuan.

Milky toast.

Thank you.

Okay, okay.

Your toast.

I remember now.

That's why I said

I'll give you a 100 yuan discount.

Sorry, Mr. Gu.

Give me a minute.

Go take a breath.

Mr. Gu,

I'm really sorry.

I have this habit when driving at night.

When there is a truck,

I always pull over

to let it pass.

Why?

My habit has nothing to do with

me being a female driver.

It might be because of a car accident.

Anyway, safety first.

Car accident?

It's nothing,

just a bit of psychological trauma.

I promise it won't affect

the safety of my driving.

Dad! A truck!

I'm sorry, Mr. Gu.

I… I got nervous all of a sudden.

Did you need to get this nervous?

Why did the lights go out?

Mr. Gu.

Let me go check.

What's going on?

Why can't I turn the engine on?

You can't turn it on?

Mr. Gu.

I swear I didn't do anything,

I was just driving.

It's not your problem.

But this car broke down

while I was driving it.

I'll take responsibility.

No need.

Call a tow truck.

I didn't know

tow trucks also provide drop-off service.

Thank you, mister.

Please help me

drop her off at home.

Do you know Jia Lin Hua Yuan?

Your girlfriend

doesn't live with you?

She's not my girlfriend.

Sorry, my bad.

Leave it to me.

Bye-bye.

Mister, we can go.

Charging.

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♪Destiny is a little annoying♪

♪Takes those I care about♪

♪Away from me♪

♪If memory is bright♪

♪It would hold up a lamp in my heart♪

♪And light up the night♪

♪Ah~ah~ah~ah~♪

♪Sunshine alternates with moonlight♪

♪Returning to life in time♪

♪Gift me with a dream♪

♪A dream with you in it♪

♪Ah~ah~ah~ah~♪

♪The one who caught me off guard♪

♪Steps foot into my life~♪

♪Ah~ah~♪

♪It's you~♪

♪If it weren't for parting♪

♪How can we meet again♪

♪Ah~ah~♪

♪It's you~♪

♪Exchanging sunshine for moonlight♪

♪Exchanging fortune for the past♪

♪Exchanging my heartbeat for you♪

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