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Dr. Dre: ♪ YOU IN THE OFFICE OF THE GOOD DOC AGAIN ♪

♪ LET'S WALK AGAIN ♪

♪ IT'S LIKE CLOCK AGAIN ♪

♪ THE HOOD ROCK AGAIN ♪

♪ YOU SHOULD POP IT IN ♪

♪ CAN'T TAKE IT OUT ♪

♪ THAT SHIT PLAY ON ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T MAKE IT OUT ♪

♪ THE WORLD AIN'T SET FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO ♪

♪ 96 TRACKS MIXED DOWN TO TWO ♪

♪ I STEPPED OUT THE BOOTH ♪

♪ CALLED UP SNOOP LIKE TOUCAN ♪

♪ DRE GOT COLORFUL LOOPS ♪

Snoop Dogg: ♪ WE CAN SHOOT, WE CAN SCRAP ♪

♪ WE CAN RAP, WE CAN ACT ♪

♪ WE CAN MACK THESE BITCHES ♪

♪ WHATEVER YOU WANT ♪

♪ OL' BITCH ASS NIGGAS THINK IT'S BETTER TO FRONT ♪

Dr. Dre: ♪ HOW IT BE ON THE WEST ♪

♪ FOREVER THE HUNT ♪

Snoop Dogg: ♪ BUT I WON'T WEAR NO BULL'S EYE ♪

[ECHO] ♪ BULL'S EYE EYE ♪

♪ IT'S HOW THESE FOOLS DIE ♪ ♪ DIE DIE ♪

♪ LOCS LOCS CRUISE BY ♪ ♪ BY BY ♪

♪ HAVE YOU ON THE NEWS BY ♪ ♪ BY ♪

Dr. Dre: ♪ Y'ALL KNOW HOW THE STORY GOES ♪

♪ WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AWARD SHOWS? ♪

Snoop Dogg: ♪ SAME SHIT ABOUT HOES ♪

Dr. Dre: ♪ RICH NIGGAS OWN PLATINUM BALLS ♪

♪ I AIN'T GOT IT ON MY NECK, NIGGA ♪

♪ CHECK MY WALLS ♪

♪ I THINK Y'ALL ♪

♪ JUST TRYIN' TO INCITE US ♪

♪ YO, I SEE HOW THE WORLD CAN'T SEE THESE EASTSIDAZ ♪

♪ ALL Y'ALL WANNA CRITICIZE ♪

♪ FUCKIN' WITH US, TRYIN' TO GET A RIDE ♪

♪ THAT'S WHEN MY SHIT FLIES ♪

Snoop Dogg: ♪ AND HERE'S WHERE THE PIMP LIES ♪

Dr. Dre: ♪ I SPIT GAME AT THE GLOBE ♪

♪ FIRST WEEK DEUCE POINT FIVE ♪

Kokane: ♪ I'D RATHER BE RIDIN' THAN WALKIN' ♪

♪ WHILE ALL YOU LOUDMOUTH... ♪

GIVE ME A BOX OF THEM CONDOMS...

Clerk: OK.

AND GIVE ME SOME OF THAT FRUIT-FLAVORED LUBRICANT, TOO.

YO, GIMME SOME OF THEM BLUNTS NEXT THE COUNTER. OH, AND SOME INCENSE.

GOT TO GET THIS THING FIXED.

OH, BUT SHE'S STILL-- SHE STILL DANCES.

I DON'T FUCK WITH A BITCH UNLESS SHE DO ME.

IF YOU BUY HER SOMETHING TO DRINK,

THAT'S YOUR GUARANTEE.

DAMN!

NEPHEW, GO GET THEM ALL.

MAN, I DON'T KNOW THEM NIGGAS.

NIGGA, WHY DON'T YOU GO ROLL UP THERE WITH ME?

QUIT ACTING SCARED. WE BOTH GO UP THERE,

IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE SOMETHING UP.

NOW, YOU KNOW NIGGAS GET REAL PARANOID

WHEN THEY SEE A GANG OF MUTHAFUCKAS WALKIN' UP,

SO JUST GET THE HOES AND HURRY UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

FUCK IT. HOLD THIS FOR ME.

NIGGA, MAKE SURE YOU WATCH MY BACK.

NIGGA, IF YOU NEED ME,

JUST WHISTLE.

GO ON, NIGGA.

OH, EXCUSE ME, MAN. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

WHAT YOU MEAN, WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP, NIGGA?

NAH, I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW?

I JUST MEAN, LIKE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', FOOL?

WHAT'S HAPPENING, THEN?

I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT IF DIANE AND VICKEY LIVE HERE.

WHO ARE YOU, THE POLICE, OR SOMETHING, NIGGA?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP, HOMEY. HOLD UP.

HOLD UP? CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, NIGGA. NO, YOU HOLD UP.

LOOK, MAN. I DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS.

I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR ALL THAT.

SHIT.

NIGGA, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, NIGGA.

Vickey: BOY, WHAT YOU DOIN'?

WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

WHAT YOU DOIN'?

YOU TRIPPIN'.

YOU KNOW THIS NIGGA OR SOMETHING?

YEAH, I KNOW HIM. THAT'S SEAN.

SEAN, THAT'S MY BROTHER, MANIAC.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

LOOK, LOOK. LET'S ROLL.

A'IGHT, BOY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

Maniac: YOUR MAMA, PUNK.

WHY THE FUCK YOUR PEOPLE TRIPPIN' ON ME LIKE THAT?

HEY, BABIES.

VICKEY AND DIANE,

NI'A'S BEST FRIEND.

Y'ALL COME IN HERE SMELLING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD.

HOW COME YOU DIDN'T COME HELP ME?

COME HELP?

OH, YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM NIGGAS PULL A STRAP ON ME?

THEM NIGGAS PULLED A STRAP ON YOU JUST NOW?!

LOOK, MAN. I SAW YOU START THE FUCKIN' CAR UP.

Vickey: COME ON, Y'ALL. LET'S GO.

DID Y'ALL SEE ANYBODY PULL A STRAP ON HIM?

FUCK IT, MAN. LET'S JUST GO.

BLAZE UP ONE OF THEM BLUNTS AND QUIT TRIPPIN'.

YOU JUST PUT THAT DOWN. LET ME HIT THESE LIGHTS.

Diane: SEAN, Y'ALL GOT SOME HOT SAUCE?

SHOOT, I HOPE Y'ALL GOT SOME HOT SAUCE, RED HOT,

'CAUSE IT'D BE THE SHIT WITH THIS CHICKEN.

WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?

SOMETHIN' OLD OR SOMETHIN' NEW?

Vickey: DEFINITELY SOMETHIN' OLD SCHOOL.

'CAUSE I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT WAS PLANNED

BEFORE A NIGGA LEFT ANY-MUTHAFUCKIN'-WAY.

[FUNKADELIC PLAYS NOT JUST KNEE DEEP]

HEEEEY.

HEY!

TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!

STUPID, LITTLE, YOUNG NIGGAS MAKIN' ALL THAT NOISE.

I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE!

TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!

HEY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, OLD MAN!

QUIT BEATIN' ON MY MUTHAFUCKIN' WALLS!

BEAT THESE NUTS IF YOU WANNA BEAT SOMETHIN', NIGGA!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

GOD DAMN!

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT KNOCKING AT THE DOOR LIKE THE POLICE?

♪ NOT JUST KNEE DEEP, SHE WAS TOLD TO KNEE DEEP ♪

♪ WHEN SHE DID THE FREAK WITH ME ♪

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HEY, Y'ALL. IT IS THE POLICE.

TURN THAT SHIT DOWN. HERE, PUT THIS SHIT OUT.

UH, HOW ARE YOU, OFFICERS?

HOW ARE YOU DOING? CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR, PLEASE?

YEAH, WE GOT A CALL ABOUT THE MUSIC.

I DON'T HEAR ANY MUSIC,

BUT WE'LL TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN FOR YOU.

DON'T TRY, SON. DO IT.

AND BURN SOME INCENSE, OR SOME--

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M DEE LOC, NIGGA.

TURN THAT SHIT BACK UP, CUZ.

[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]

♪ SHE WAS A FREAK ♪

♪ SHE WAS A FUNKY OLD WHORE ♪

Radio DJ: WAKE YOUR ASS UP, CALI! IT IS WESTSIDE RADIO.

CHECK IT OUT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOT MORNING, BOY.

I GOT A LOT OF COOL STUFF. OF COURSE, REQUEST LINES ARE WIDE OPEN.

I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR,

AND WE GOT A LOT OF GIVEAWAYS TO GIVE AWAY,

AND WE ALSO GOT A WORLD PREMIERE FOR YOU.

THIS ONE IS GOIN' DOWN, MAN. DR. DRE AND SNOOP DOGG WORLD PREMIERE,

SO DO NOT TOUCH THE DIAL, EVERYBODY.

IT IS WESTSIDE RADIO,

BANGIN' THROUGH YOUR SPEAKERS.

CALIFORNIA LOVE, Y'ALL. JULIO G. YEAH, YEAH.

[HIP HOP SONG PLAYING]

[KNOCK KNOCK]

Sean: DEE.

HEY.

NIGGA, YOU AIN'T GOING TO WORK?

YEAH, I'M GOIN' TO WORK, CUZ.

I'M JUST WEAK AT THE KNEES RIGHT NOW.

I NEED ABOUT AN HOUR WORTH OF REST.

WELL, LOOK. I'M GONNA HEAD UP HERE TO THIS UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

NONE OF THEM WHITE FOLKS AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT FOR YOU.

YOU NEED TO QUIT BULLSHITTIN' AND COME ON DOWN TO THE WASH.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE A BAD IDEA.

I THINK I MIGHT ROLL UP THERE AND SEE WHAT THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

ALL RIGHT, CUZ. IN A MINUTE.

LOOK LIKE Y'ALL HAD MORE FUN THAT I DID.

SHIT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WHO IS IT?

3-DAY NOTICE?

SHIT.

THAT'S A BITCH, MAN.

HEY!

I SAID NO!

NIGGA, STOP! DAMN!

MAN, GET YOUR ASS UP. IT'S TIME TO GO.

LEAVE ME ALONE, SEAN.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

I AIN'T WASTIN' MY GOD DAMN MONEY.

BITCH.

Sean: MUTHAFUCKAS.

YO, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

GIVE A NIGGA A RIDE, OR SOMETHIN', MAN!

YOU GOT SOME WEED?

THAT'S FUCKED UP!

GOTTA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.

[BABY CRYING]

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ IT'S JUST ONE OF THEM DAYS ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR ASS JUST WANTS TO CHILL OUT ♪

♪ MUTHAFUCKAS BE ALL IN YOUR EAR AND SHIT ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? ♪

♪ OR THAT NAGGIN' BITCH ♪

♪ THAT JUST LIKE TO HEAR HERSELF TALK ♪

♪ BLOWIN' ALL YOUR HIGH AWAY ♪

♪ THAT'S SOME FUCKED UP SHIT ♪

♪ BUT IT HAPPENS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? ♪

♪ YO ♪

♪ SCHIZOPHRENIA ♪

♪ HOW MANY OF YOU GOT IT? ♪

♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN SAY THEY PSYCHOTIC? ♪

♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN SAY THEY'RE BRAINS DRY ROTTED FROM POT? ♪

♪ YOU GOT IT LIKE I GOT IT OR NOT? ♪

♪ IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD KNOW JUST WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR TONGUE'S ROTTIN' OUT FROM COTTON MOUTH... ♪

UH-HUH! UH-HUH!

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

HEY, RONALD. WHY DON'T YOU FREESTYLE, HOMEY?

OH, MY SHIT? YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL PULL MY HEART OUT, HOMEY. ALL RIGHT.

♪ WISDOM, WI-WISDOM ♪

♪ WHICH MEANS WISE WORDS BEING SPOKEN ♪

♪ UH, GET ON THE MIC AND WATCH THE MIC START SMOKIN' ♪

YO, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOMEY.

AIN'T THAT RAKIM RHYMES YOU BITIN', NIGGA?

NAH.

NAH, THAT'S MY-- I WROTE THAT.

NIGGA, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME BANG Y'ALL SOMETHING-- WHOO! REAL HOT RIGHT HERE.

THIS RIGHT HERE'S GOIN' OUT TO ALL MY HOMEYS OVER AT THE WASH,

'CAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE GETTIN' THEIR WASH ON, MAN.

GET MY BACK. I GOT THIS ONE, A'IGHT?

COME ON. COME ON.

YO, JUAN.

SEND THIS MUTHAFUCKA THROUGH.

THERE AIN'T SHIT UP IN HERE, MAN.

♪ I'M NOT THE AVERAGE NIGGA HITTIN' THE BLOCK ♪

♪ MY CHROME RIMS SPINNIN', ROLL, MAN, SITTIN' ON TOP ♪

♪ I DON'T LISTEN TO COPS, MY SYSTEM KNOCKS LATE NIGHT ♪

♪ EVERYTHING FROM MY PINK TO MY REGISTRATION TIGHT ♪

♪ KEEP IT MOVIN' SMOOTH, I DON'T SKATE ON ICE ♪

♪ TELL 'EM STOP HATIN', JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE ♪

♪ I'M RIDIN' IN MY... ♪

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

IS THE OWNER AROUND?

DAMN. WHAT'D I DO?

MUST HAVE GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED

THIS MORNING, HUH?

LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT IF THE OWNER'S HERE.

WHAT YOU WANT WITH HIM?

CAME TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE JOB OPENING.

THE ASSISTANT MANAGER POSITION?

YEAH.

OH, IS THAT RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'LL SEE IF HE'S IN.

WAIT HERE.

YOU KNOW YOU DONE SCREWED UP, DON'T YOU?

YOU KNOW YOU DONE SCREWED UP!

CAN I BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE?

NOW, YOU KNOW IT DON'T MAKE NO KIND OF SENSE

YOU PUTTING WAX ON THE LADY'S GAS PEDAL.

WAX GO ON THE CAR, NOT THE GAS PEDAL.

BUT I-- "BUT I" MY ASS!

NOW, YOU KNOW THAT LADY'S OLD.

HER FOOT SLIPPED OFF THE PEDAL.

SHE RUN INTO A TREE, NOW THEY SUING ME.

YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME FREE OVERTIME FOR THIS ONE.

ESPECIALLY SINCE I NEED SOMEBODY TO COVER FOR CHRIS,

SINCE I HAD TO LET HIM GO.

YOU FIRED CHRIS?

YES, I FIRED CHRIS!

THIS IS MY PLACE,

AND THE SAME THING CAN HAPPEN FOR YOUR TANKER LINE ASS.

I KNOW, SIR.

SO GO ON BEFORE I EXERCISE THAT OPTION.

[MUMBLING] Saying this if I didn't need this job

for this halfway house.

SAY WHAT? I HEARD THAT.

I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CALL YOUR P.O.,

AND I DON'T MEAN THE POST OFFICE.

I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING, MR. WASHINGTON, SIR.

YOU NEVER DO.

ANTIONETTE, NOW, WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WANTED?

YEAH, THERE'S SOME GUY UP IN HERE

TALKIN' ABOUT HE TRYIN' TO GET A JOB.

IS HE CLEAN?

PROBABLY NOT. LET ME CHECK.

BRING HIM ON BACK HERE. HOPE HE'S BETTER THAN THE LAST PERSON WE HAD.

ALL RIGHT. TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND!

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

[BEEPING]

WHAT'S THAT? PAGER.

WELL, TURN IT OFF AND TURN IT BACK ON.

[BEEPING]

OK. GO AHEAD.

YES SIREE, BOB.

WHOO! THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT.

NOW, I WAS YOUR AGE ON THIS ONE.

HAD TO BE TOUGH BACK THEN,

AND THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR--

SOMEBODY TOUGH.

SOMEBODY ABLE TO GIVE ORDERS AND TAKE 'EM.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?

SIR--YES, SIR.

YES, SIR, I CAN HANDLE THAT, MR. WASHINGTON.

MMM, JUST CALL ME MR. WASHINGTON.

GO AHEAD. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.

WELL, UM, I WAS WORKING.

I MEAN, I HAD A JOB AS ASSISTANT MANAGER OVER AT THE FOOT LOCKER.

YEAH? SO WHAT HAPPENED OVER AT THE FOOT LOCKER?

I GOT LAID OFF.

OH, YEAH? WASN'T NO FUNNY BUSINESS, WAS IT?

NAH. NO, SIR, SIR.

YOU SURE? NAH. NAH.

WASN'T NOTHING LIKE THAT.

I MEAN, THINGS JUST GOT A LITTLE SLOW,

AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW WHO'S THE FIRST TO GO.

MM-HMM. ALL NIGGAS SAY THAT.

WELL, OK.

[HORN BLARES]

I UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOUNG BLACK MINORITIES TO GET JOBS,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL FIRE NIGGAS' ASS, TOO.

NOW, YOU PROBABLY WALKED BY HERE A THOUSAND TIMES

AND DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS LOOKING A GOLD MINE RIGHT IN THE FACE.

MM-HMM.

BUT, YOU KNOW, ALL THAT GLITTERS AIN'T GOLD.

I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING.

EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUTTA HERE MAY NOT GLITTER,

BUT IT DAMN SURE SPARKLES.

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

YEAH, COME ON. LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE PLACE.

GET SOMETHING FOR THE LITTLE BUS YOU GO INTO.

HEY, OFFICER. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

YOU KNOW, JUST SECURING THE PERIMETER, FAMILY.

YEAH, I SEE.

Man on radio: LARGE FRY?

THAT'S A 10-4.

THAT'S MY LAZY-ASS NEPHEW THERE.

I TAKE IT YOU ALREADY MET ANTIONETTE.

ANTIONETTE-- HER JOB IS TO RING UP THE TICKETS

AND TOTAL THE SALES EVERY DAY.

106 AND PARK-- WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT YOU WITH THE NUMBER ONE VIDEO.

HERE IT IS.

ANTIONETTE? ANTIONETTE?

SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW BOSS, SEAN.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

HEY!

HOW YOU DOING, SON?

MAN, I GOTTA BOO-BOO.

NOT TODAY. GET YOUR ASS BACK OUT THERE ON THAT LINE.

COME ON, SON. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I GOT THE BOO-BOO. LET HIM BOO-BOO ON HIS OWN TIME.

WELL...WHATCHA THINK?

'BOUT WHAT?

WHOO! THIS YOU?

YES, SIR!

'77 EL DOGG-- MAN, THIS IS A COLD PIECE.

DEE LOC DIDN'T TELL ME HE HAD A PLAYER LIKE YOU FOR A BOSS.

YEAH, I--DEE LOC?!

DEE LOC THE ONE THAT TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS JOB?!

YEAH.

WELL, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY 8:00.

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK HE HAD CAR PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING.

OH, THAT'S TYPICAL. THAT'S TYPICAL. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I AIN'T GONNA HAVE THE SAME TROUBLE OUTTA YOU, AM I?

'CAUSE IF I AM, I'LL FIRE YOUR ASS BEFORE I HIRE YOU.

COME ON.

IT AIN'T A HARD JOB.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?

WOULDN'T BE HERE IF I COULDN'T.

I THINK YOU CAN, TOO.

JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN. THAT'S ALL I'M--

UH-OH. [HORN HONKING]

OH, BOY.

MR. WASHINGTON, YOU WANT SOMETHING OFF THIS TRUCK?

NO, THANK YOU.

YOU SURE? IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

[LAUGHING] NO, I'M COOL. I'M COOL.

OOH, BOY.

CAN I GET A STEAK AND CHEESE BURRITO?

MR. WASHINGTON,

DON'T YOU SEE HOW HARD WE OVER HERE WORKING?

I SEE HOW HARD YOU'RE ABOUT TO TRY TO WORK ME.

YEAH, WELL, ACTUALLY-- ACTUALLY, ME AND--

ME AND LIL DEE RIGHT HERE,

WE WAS THINKING HOW IT SURE WOULD BE TIME

THAT YOU START UPPIN' OUR PAY.

YEAH.

UPPIN' YOUR PAY?

YEAH.

FIRST OF ALL, YOU AIN'T THINKIN'.

SECOND OF ALL, IF AND WHEN Y'ALL FIND "UPPIN'" IN THE DICTIONARY,

THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA UP AND DO THAT.

BUT UNTIL THAT DAY,

Y'ALL NEED TO UPPIN' YOUR ASS OVER ON THAT LINE.

ASSHOLE AND ASSHOLE LITE.

SEE, MAN? I TOLD YOU

NOT TO COME OVER HERE FUCKIN' WITH HIM.

WHAT?! NOW, YOU STUPID.

MAN, I COULD--

I TOLD Y'ALL ABOUT THIS EARLIER THIS MORNING.

BOY, I GOT A WORLD PREMIERE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW,

SO GET YOUR TAPE DECKS READY.

IT'S GOIN' DOWN LIKE THIS.

DR. DRE AND SNOOP DOGG WORLD PREMIERE, EVERYBODY--

WEST COAST!

[STR8 WEST COAST PLAYING]

THIS SWITCH IS GONNA GET YOU.

WHAT'S UP, MY MAN?

AH, HEY, DOG.

HEY, DEEZAY, WHAT UP, BOY?

WHAT'S HAPPENIN' MUTHAFUCKA?

GOOD MORNING.

HEY, HEY, GOD DAMN IT.

WHAT YOU ALL THINK THIS IS, A PARKING LOT?

GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK.

Antoinette: I'M GOING TO LUNCH.

YOU GOING TO--

YOU AIN'T BEEN HERE A GOOD 2 HOURS.

TAKING IT EARLY.

SHIT. NOW, I GOT TO COVER THE REGISTER.

OH, SO YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO COME TO WORK, HUH?

NOW, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR TODAY?

HOW YOU DOIN' THIS MORNING, MR. WASHINGTON?

WHAT UP, DEE?

HEY, MY NIGGA.

YOU EATIN' ALL THAT BULLSHIT, HUH?

I TOLD HIM.

WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? SHIT, I ONLY GET DRINKS

FROM THAT OFF THAT MUTHAFUCKA RIGHT THERE.

SO THIS MAN TOLD ME YOU REFERRED HIM.

YEAH, THAT'S MY NIGGA RIGHT THERE. HE'S A GOOD DUDE--

GOOD CLEAN-CUT DUDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

SUIT AND TIE TYPE OF NIGGA, REAL PROFESSIONAL.

YEAH?

[BELCHING]

GOD DAMN! JESUS CHRIST!

NASTY, MUTHAFUCKA.

GONNA BE DOING THIS SHIT ALL DAY, SEAN.

COME ON. LET'S CUT THE SMALL TALK.

DEE, GET YOUR ASS OVER ON THE LINE.

YOU KNOW BEAR AND JIMMY AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT WITHOUT YOU.

SEAN, COME ON. WE GOT TO COVER THIS REGISTER.

THAT GIRL GONE TO LUNCH.

[HORN BLARING]

HEY, DEE.

WHAT'S UP, CUZ? MAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU

DON'T COME UP TO THIS MUTHAFUCKA, MAN. YOU GOT THE SHIT?

I'VE GOT THE SHIT, MAN,

AND I GOT SOME SORE BALLS, MAN.

HURRY UP. MY BOSS IS HERE, DOG.

LISTEN, I'VE BEEN RIDING ALL DAY, MAN,

ALL THE WAY FROM HUMBOLDT COUNTY, MAN.

OH, IN THAT LITTLE MUTHAFUCKA?

YEAH. CHECK IT OUT.

OK, LISTEN.

I'M NOT SELLIN' WEED, DIG?

OK? BUT I CAN SELL YOU THE BONG,

AND THE WEED'S FREE.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT WAY, I'M NOT DEALIN'. YOU UNDERSTAND?

COOL.

OK. OK, NOW I-- HERE. HERE.

OK, THAT'S A HALF A POUND,

AND I GOT-- THIS IS FOR, LIKE, A QUARTER OF AN OUNCE.

OK? NO, THAT'S AN OUNCE.

QUARTER--NO, THAT'S QUARTER. THAT'S AN OUNCE, OK?

THIS IS A QUARTER. THIS IS A QUARTER.

OK, HERE'S THE SIZE. AND THE QUARTER--

I GOT SOME NEW DYNAMITE.

OH, HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS. OK.

DYNAMITE, HUH? CHECK THIS OUT.

THIS'LL KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS.

[SNIFFS] MMM! SHIT!

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT HERE.

HEY, THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. LOOK AT THIS.

THAT LITTLE SHIT RIGHT THERE?

THIS'LL KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS.

THIS IS FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

IT'S DURBAN POISON, MAN.

IT'S THE WEIRDEST SHIT, MAN.

IT'S, LIKE, PSYCHEDELIC.

I SMOKED THIS 2 DAYS AGO, MAN.

I'VE BEEN ON THE SCOOTER SINCE HUMBOLDT COUNTY.

THAT'S GONNA GET YOU ALL WIRED UP, MAN.

IT'S THE GREATEST STUFF I'VE EVER SMOKED.

AND IT'S JUST PURE SMOKE.

SO I CAN LET YOU HAVE EVERYTHING HERE FOR 5 GRAND.

I AIN'T GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' $5,000.

COME ON, MAN. LOOK AT YOU.

YOU'RE RICH. MAN, THAT'S CHEAP.

LOOK. CHECK IT OUT.

I GOT 400-500 I'M TRYING TO SPEND WITH YOU.

$500?

OK, YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL FOR $500...

EXCEPT THIS.

MAN, LET ME GET THAT TOO.

NO, NO. I CAN'T LET YOU HAVE IT, MAN.

I NEED TO DRIVE HOME, MAN.

I'LL NEED THIS.

COOL. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

DONE DEZZO, MY MEZZO.

I'LL MEET YOU OUT FRONT IN 2 MINUTES.

OK, OUT FRONT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

GOOD MORNING, MR. WASHINGTON.

YEAH, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?

GOOD. 'CAUSE THE REST OF YOUR DAY IS GONNA BE FUCKED!

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MUTHAFUCKA, ASSHOLE!

I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!

I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!

I GOT THE MUTHAFUCKIN' AK,

AND I'M GONNA SPRAY

EVERY MUTHAFUCKA FROM AROUND YOUR WAY.

I GOT THE MUTHAFUCKIN' CLOCK,

AND I'M COMING ON YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' BLOCK!

HOW'D SOME FOOL GET MY PRIVATE LINE?

PROBABLY WONDERIN' HOW I GOT THIS NUMBER, HUH?

PBBBBBBBBTH!

[ON MACHINE] GOOD MORNING, MR. WASHINGTON.

YEAH, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?

GOOD. 'CAUSE THE REST OF YOUR DAY IS GONNA BE FUCKED!

MY NIGGA. SO YOU GOT THE JOB, HUH?

YOU KNOW IT. THAT'S GOOD LOOKIN-OUT, MY NIGG.

SHIT, YEAH.

CHARGE IT TO THE GI-DAME.

HEY, GUESS WHAT?

WHAT'S THAT? I'M YOUR BOSS.

AIN'T THAT A BITCH?

WHO WOULD FALL FOR THAT?

SO I GUESS YOU CAN PAY YOUR HALF OF THE RENT NOW.

REALLY STUPID.

[STOMACH GRUMBLES]

DAMN!

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

NOTHING, MAN. JUST A LITTLE GAS OR SOMETHING.

I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

SHIT, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

MAN, SHIT FROM THAT TRUCK KILLIN' ME.

NIGGA, WHERE YOU THINK THEY GET THE MEAT

TO COOK THAT BULLSHIT FROM?

SO WHAT? THEY DONE GIVE THE NIGGA A PEOPLE BURRITO.

BASICALLY.

IT'S A TRIP, THOUGH, DOG.

YOU NOTICE THE DAY GO BY REAL FAST

WHEN WE WORKING?

DON'T SEEM LIKE THAT TO ME.

THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET BUSY AND DO SOME WORK.

HEY, DOG, I DO ENOUGH NOT TO GET FIRED.

DOG, LISTEN. YOU AIN'T GONNA GET FIRED, ALL RIGHT?

HE LOVES MAKING THREATS. THAT'S HIS THING.

HE WANT TO SCARE YOU.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

DID YOU KNOW MR. WASHINGTON FIRED CHRIS?

HE FIRED CHRIS? CHRIS CHRIS?

YOU DON'T SEE HIM AROUND, DO YOU?

OH HO. NO SHIT?

DAMN!

IS MY RIDE OUT THERE, JUAN?

YOU GUYS DON'T PAY ME TO BE NO LOOKOUT.

THAT'S MY OTHER JOB.

WHAT'S UP THERE, BABY?

IT'S THE ONE WITH THE GOLD Ds ON IT.

LET'S SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL.

PLEASE, BOY, I WOULD NEVER MESS

WITH NOBODY THAT WORKS HERE.

SHIT, WE COULD WORK TOGETHER, PLAY TOGETHER,

IT AIN'T GONNA AFFECT OUR PERFORMANCE.

OH, THAT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

I JUST DON'T WANT NO NIGGA MAKING LESS THAN ME.

THAT A BITCH?

DAMN! THAT'S KEEPING IT REAL REAL, ESE.

[HORN HONKING]

OOH, THAT MUST BE MY RIDE.

TELL MR. WASHINGTON I BOUNCED.

Sportscaster: HE'S SINGLE-TEAMED. HE'S DOUBLE-TEAMED.

OH, MAN! THEY TRIPLE-TEAMED KOBE!

[GAS AND DIARRHEA SOUNDS]

OH, SHIT!

GOD DAMN IT, KOBE, PASS THE BALL! SHIT.

Sportscaster: THE BALL ROLLS FREE.

SHAQ DIVES FOR IT. HE GETS IT.

CALM DOWN, DEE LOC.

WHAT'S WRONG, NIGGA? YOU GOT THE BUBBLIES?

MAN, FUCK YOU.

I NEED TO USE YOUR RESTROOM.

HOW LONG, BABY?

LET ME GET THIS SNAKE UP OUTTA THERE.

HEY, CUZ, I TOLD YOU ABOUT FUCKING WITH THAT ROACH COACH.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

SEAN, HURRY UP! LITTLE BABY GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM.

LOOK OUT FOR YOUR NEPHEW ONE TIME.

Sean: ALL RIGHT.

I'M WRAPPING IT UP, RIGHT NOW.

CAN YOU, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SAY HURRY UP?

PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

[TOILET DOESN'T FLUSH]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[DOESN'T FLUSH]

DAMN!

Dee Loc: PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE?

COME ON, CUZ, YOU HOLDING MY THING THING UP.

SHIT!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

SEAN!

NIGGA, SHE DON'T WANT TO COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW.

OOH, SHIT.

THEY TURNED THE DAMN WATER OFF.

GOD DAMN!

CALLING THE MUTHAFUCKIN' LANDLORD.

MAN, THEY TURNED THE WATER OFF, BABY.

HMM, YOU GOTTA BE MUTHAFUCKIN' JOKING.

CALL THIS LANDLORD. SEE WHAT'S HAP.

FRANCIS RESIDENCE. MAY I HELP YOU?

YEAH, THIS IS YOUR TENANT FROM APARTMENT 13.

APARTMENT 13?

DEE LOC? WHAT MAY I HELP YOU WITH, SIR?

YEAH, UH, WE HAVING A TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY WITH OUR WATER SYSTEM.

THIS SHIT AIN'T WORKING NO MORE.

YOU GAVE US A 3 DAY NOTICE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? WHY THE WATER AIN'T ON?

GO AND CHECK AND SEE IF IT'S WORKING NOW.

HOLD ON.

NO, MAN. SHIT AIN'T WORKIN'.

EXACTLY.

WHICH MEANS I CAN DO PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WANT TO

WITH MY WATER, THANK YOU.

HEY, NIGGA, YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE ACTING LIKE THAT, FOOL.

I TOLD YOU WE'RE GONNA PAY THE MUTHAFUCKIN' RENT, MUTHAFUCKA.

YES, I DO. I CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE YOU RUNNING UP MY WATER BILL,

AND YOU NOT PAYING YOUR RENT!

CUZ, WE'RE GONNA PAY THE RENT.

WHEN?! IN 2 DAYS, NIGGA.

IN 2 DAYS YOU WILL GET YOUR WATER BACK ON.

HELLO?!

HELLO? NIGGA, JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.

HE DONE ALREADY HUNG UP.

BITCH.

BABY, I GOTTA PEE. I DON'T CARE.

OH, YES, YOU DO.

YOU AIN'T TRYING TO GO IN THERE. THAT'S JUST UGLY.

WELL, I'M GONNA BUST A BAG HOLDING IT FOR SO LONG.

MAN, I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS HERE, DOG?

LOOK, WE STILL GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS, RIGHT?

SHOOT, I GOT MY HALF OF THE RENT RIGHT NOW.

WHY DON'T YOU GO ON AND PAY THAT SHIT,

SINCE YOU BALLIN' SO TOUGH?

NIGGA, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? BOO BOO THE FOOL?

YOU SAID WE GOT A COUPLE DAYS, RIGHT?

YEAH.

WE GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS, THEN.

GRAB YOUR SHIT, BABY. WE GOING TO YOUR SPOT.

AND GO AND GET IN THE JA-COZY.

WE GET OUT OF THEM ROACHES, DOG.

OH HO, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

MM-HMM.

[RING]

GOOD MORNING, ASSHOLE.

JUST WANTED TO START YOUR DAY BY SAYING...

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!

YEAH!

OH, THIS PRANK'S GONE TOO GOD DAMNED FAR, NOW.

[YELLING]

MM-HMM.

HMM!

YEAH.

HE'S A GOOD WORKER.

THE BOY'S GOT POTENTIAL.

WHAT THE...

WHAT THE HELL?

I KNOW DAMN WELL...

YOU KNOW WHAT IRRITATES ME THE MOST?

WHAT?

SOMEBODY STANDING OVER MY SHOULDER WHEN I'M TRYING TO WORK.

SEAN! SEAN!

I NEED TO SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE.

HEY, LOC? WHAT'S THAT?

AIN'T THAT ONE OF YOUR THISTLES?

TALK THIS BITCH UP.

CHIZZLE, THIZZLE, I'LL BE RIGHT BIZZLE.

HANDLE THAT WHILE I HANDLE THAT.

WHAT YOU DOING, COMING UP HERE, GIRL?

YOU TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE OR SOMETHING?

I WANT SOME, BABY.

YOU WANT SOME? YOU HAD SOME LAST NIGHT.

THAT WAS THEN,

AND THIS IS NOW.

ALL RIGHT, GET OUT.

I GOT SOMEWHERE WE CAN ROLL TO.

SHIT.

YOU GONNA GET ME IN TROUBLE TODAY

LOOKING ALL GOOD LIKE THIS.

YES, SIR.

YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT THE-- STEALING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

LET ME RUN IT BACK AGAIN FOR YOU.

I'M GONNA RUN IT BACK AGAIN FOR YOU.

MM-HMM-HMM.

STEALING.

STEALING!

NOW, LOOK, I AIN'T GOT NOTHING AGAINST YOUR BOY,

BUT AIN'T NOBODY GONNA BE STEALING FROM ME!

MAYBE THESE AUTOMATIC BRUSHES AIN'T A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL.

AT LEAST THEY DON'T STEAL SHIT.

OH, SO YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING THOSE NEW BRUSHES INSTALLED?

OH, YEAH.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

WOULD MAKE THINGS RUN A LOT SMOOTHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA PUT THIS ONE ON YOU.

IT'S YOUR DECISION WHETHER HE STAYS

OR WHETHER HE GOES.

ONLY YOUR SECOND DAY ON THE JOB,

AND YOU'RE ALREADY MAKIN' CORPORATE DECISIONS.

GO MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON.

OH, DEE LOC MUST BE GETTING BUSY WITH THOSE GIRLS.

THAT'S WHAT I'D BE DOING. I'D BE...

YEAH, JACKING OFF ON YOUR BALLS.

WHAT?! AAH!

NO! RAPE! RAPE!

MAMA! HE GONNA HURT ME!

IS THAT ALL Y'ALL DO IS PLAY?

MAN, WHERE IS DEE LOC?

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, BOSS.

[SNICKERING]

LOOK, MAN, I'M SERIOUS.

MR. WASHINGTON LOOKING FOR HIM.

OH, SHIT! WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP

AND WE'LL MEET BACK HERE.

I'LL CHECK AROUND BACK.

[TALKING TO HIMSELF]

HOW YOU DOING?

FUCK YOU.

RIGHT? RIGHT.

COOL. LISTEN TO ME.

I WANT THE SPECIAL.

YOU WANT THE SPECIAL.

I WANT THE TUTTI FRUTTI ROOTIN' TUTTI SPECIAL.

TUTTI FRUTTI-- I WANT THE TIRES DONE.

I WANT THE ARMOR ALL ON THE THING.

I WANT THE WAX. YOU GOT ALL THAT?

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

NOW, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

[LAUGHING] AAH!

WHAT THE FUCK?

BRO, YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT. FUCKIN' GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN!

I FUCKED THIS GUY'S SISTER. PLEASE! DUDE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCK HER.

NO, DOG. I CAN'T HELP YOU.

BITCH! YOU GOT THAT?

HEY! WHAT--

EASY DOES IT. EASY, NOW.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

YOU, YOU STUTTERING RAT BASTARD,

GET THE FUCK IN THERE.

SOPRANOS! SOPRANOS!

I GOT YOUR FUCKIN' SOPRANO, YOU FRUITCAKE.

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

DEE!

Vickey: OH, DEE LOC.

Dee Loc: YEAH!

YEAH.

MMM.

YEAH, BABY.

[MOANING]

YEAH.

YEAH. OH.

OH, THAT'S MY SPOT.

YEAH, DEE. YEAH, BABY.

YEAH.

DAMN. AAH!

DEE, IS THAT YOU? AAH!

SHIT! SHIT!

I'M COMING! OH, SHIT!

AAH!

DOG, YOU'RE TRIPPIN'.

I'M COMING, SEAN!

OH, SHIT!

DEE! DAMN.

I'M COMIN', NIGGA.

WHAT, NIGGA?

YOU SEE WHAT I GOT CRACKIN'?

WE NEED TO TALK.

ABOUT WHAT?

OH, DON'T TELL ME.

YOU GOT YOUR HALF OF THE RENT?

NOW, WHY YOU GO TRY TO CLOWN ME LIKE THAT?

YOU KNOW I AIN'T GOT IT YET.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT SHIT OUT

BEFORE MR. WASHINGTON COMES. HE ALREADY PISSED OFF AT YOU.

NIGGA, WHAT MR. WASHINGTON PISSED OFF AT ME FOR?

IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK.

WORSE THAN I THINK?

MAN, STONE ME OUT WITH ALL THAT MYSTERY SHIT,

AND TELL ME WHAT'S POPPIN'.

OK, LOOK.

BOSS MAN GOT YOU ON TAPE STEALING SUPPLIES,

AND HE SENT ME IN HERE TO FIRE YOUR ASS.

FIRE ME?

WHO THE FUCK IS YOU?

THE CAR WASH DETECTIVE?

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE, CROW-JACK.

OK, WHATEVER.

LIKE I SAID, BOSS MAN GOT YOU ON TAPE STEALIN'.

AND HE LEFT IT UP TO ME WHETHER OR NOT YOU STAY.

SO WHAT'S YOUR DECISION... BOSS?

I GUESS YOU CAN STAY.

FOR NOW.

AIN'T THAT A BITCH?

YOU FINISHED?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM. LOC?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MUTHAFUCKER SEAN

JUST THREATENED TO FIRE ME, CUZ?

WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS?

THAT'S YOUR HOMEY BOSS.

I MEAN, YOUR BOSS, HOMEY.

MAN, KICK BACK WITH ALL THAT BULLSHIT.

I AIN'T IN THE MOOD TO PLAY RIGHT NOW.

HEY, LOOK, IF I WERE YOU, I BOMB--

BIP! SLEEP.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGA.

I'M GONNA TAKE A SMOKE BREAK.

STRAIGHT ALL DAY.

HEY, JIMMY.

JIMMY!

CHECK THIS OUT, CUZ. LOOK AT THIS SNAKE.

CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MUTHAFUCKER.

HE LET HIS JOB GO TO HIS HEAD.

AND I'M THE MUTHAFUCKA THAT PUT HIM ON.

YOU KNOW, MR. WASHINGTON THINKING ABOUT

GETTING IN SOME OF THOSE NEW BRUSHES.

OH, YEAH?

THAT ELECTRIC SHIT.

KHAKIS ALL KICKED UP HIS ASS.

THEY PROBABLY A THONG AND SHIT.

YOU TALKING ABOUT THEM BRUSHES LIKE THEY COOL.

BUT IF HE GET THE BRUSHES

I'M FIRED, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NIGGA, MAN.

NIGGAS ARE BITCHES, MAN.

LET'S GO SMOKE SOME.

HEY, MIGHT AS WELL START, HUH?

THAT FOOL SEAN THINK THIS IS A REAL JOB, HUH?

I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING PISSED, THOUGH.

THAT NIGGA PULL SOME BULLSHIT.

SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

SHIT. IT'S POPPIN' RIGHT NOW.

I'M GONNA GO HOME AND TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOY SEAN?

MAN, FUCK THAT NIGGA.

HE CAN'T EVEN PAY HIS HALF OF THE RENT.

OLD BROKE ASS NIGGA!

YOU A FOOL, THOUGH. YOU'RE HIGH AS FUCK.

Xzibit: ♪ YOUR NO MEANS NO AND YOUR YES MEANS YES ♪

♪ AND YOU CAN STAND BY YOUR WORD 'CAUSE YOUR WORD IS YOUR BOSS ♪

♪ LOSE ONE, YOU LOSIN' 'EM ALL ♪

♪ THINKIN' ALL HELL IS ALCOHOL ♪

♪ THIS IS MY TURN NOW... ♪

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA, MAN.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN', MAN? THAT'S WINDEX?

YOU PUTTIN' WINDEX ON MY TIRES, MAN?

YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'.

DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN' WINDOW TO YOUR ASS, MAN?

NAH, THAT AIN'T A WINDOW.

THAT'S JUST MY SPECIAL--

CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THIS MUTHAFUCKA, MAN? HUH?

HOLD UP. ARE YOU INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE?

HELL, YEAH. YOU DON'T PUT WINDEX ON TIRES, MAN.

I'M A PROFESSIONAL. I'M A PROFESSIONAL.

GO GET YOUR MANAGER RIGHT NOW, MAN.

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

ARE YOU THE MANAGER? YEAH.

ARE YOU THE MANAGER?

I'M THE MANAGER.

MIGHTY MOUSE RIGHT HERE JUST PUT SOME WINDEX

ON MY FUCKING TIRE, MAN.

ARE YOU PUTTIN' WINDEX ON THE TIRES AGAIN?

HEY, YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I DO, DOG.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PROFESSIONAL CAR WASH.

LET ME HANDLE THIS. GIVE ME A MINUTE.

YEAH, MAN. HANDLE IT, MANAGER.

HANDLE IT. GO AHEAD, MAN.

GO AHEAD WITH THAT. HANDLE IT, MANAGER.

THIS SHOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT EVERYTHING.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

LET'S STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE YOU GO.

A FREE CAR WASH?

YEAH. ANY TIME YOU NEED IT.

MAN, I DON'T WANT NO FUCKING FREE CAR WASH, MAN.

I NEED MY MONEY BACK OR SOMETHING. YOU GONNA GIVE ME THIS.

YOU NEED TO GIVE ME 3 OR 4 OF THESE, MAN.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

CHECK THIS OUT, HOMEY. I GOT IT FOR YOU.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A DICK ABOUT IT,

TAKE YOUR ASS UP THE GOD DAMN STREET.

WELL, FUCK YOU THEN, OLD TROUT-MOUTH ASS NIGGA!

WHAT YOU DOIN'?

SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOWN THERE GETTING WET?

JUST HAVING A CIGARETTE BREAK.

I'M ABOUT TO RIDE OUT A BITCH ASS NIGGA.

HOLLER RIGHT BACK AT YOU, KIMBO.

HEY, DEE!

NEED TO HOLLER AT YA.

HEY, Y'ALL.

I GOTTA GO TO A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.

DEE!

DEE!

[HONKS CAR HORN]

DO COME AGAIN.

EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO CLEANED MY CAR OUT?

WHAT? IT WASN'T ME. I AIN'T TOOK SHIT.

NOW, DID I SAY YOU TOOK ANYTHING?

YOU MUST HAVE DID IT.

JUST CHECK THIS OUT, HOME GIRL.

LOOK, I'M GONNA TAKE SOMETHIN',

IT'S GONNA BE REAL. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT AIN'T GONNA BE NO FEW PUNK ASS DOLLARS.

FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT WAS TAKEN.

AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT WAS A DIME. IT'S STILL MINE.

HEY--HEY, DON'T BE COMIN' AT ME LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

OH, OK. SO YOU BAD NOW.

YEAH.

OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW YOU.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

LOOK. HERE. LOOK RIGHT HERE.

HERE. HERE. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

NOTHIN' BUT A FEW PUNK ASS DOLLARS.

PLEASE. YOU GO ON AND PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR POCKET.

I'M STRAIGHT.

WHAT?

HEY!

HEY, I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR MONEY!

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

HEY!

Television: THE HAWKS GET THE OPENING TIP

TO START THE GAME.

IT'S KNOCKED AWAY. STOLEN.

THERE'S THE ENTRY PASS TO DAY.

HE MAKES A 20-FOOTER.

OH, AND A SWEET SHOT.

SHIT.

[SIGHS]

FINALLY, SOME PEACE AND QUIET.

OH, DAMN.

GOTTA GET THAT GOD DAMN BOOT OFF MY CAR. SHIT.

SHIT.

Radio: WEST SIDE RADIO IN YOUR EAR HOLE, EVERYBODY.

JULIO G RIGHT HERE. ACROSS FROM ME, DJ JAM.

IT'S THE 7:00 MIX DOWN.

JAM, DROP THE BEAT FOR ME, HOMEBOY.

OH, THAT IS MY SONG, GIRL.

RIGHT THERE.

SHOOT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TURN THAT UP.

[MUSIC GETS LOUDER]

[SIGHS]

FUCK, MAN.

♪ YOU IN THE OFFICE OF THE GOOD DOCTOR, KID ♪

♪ LET'S WALK AGAIN, LIKE CLOCK AGAIN, THE HOOD ROCK AGAIN ♪

CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN SOME?

DEE.

TURN IT DOWN SOME, DOG.

LOOK, NIGGA, I'VE BEEN AT WORK

ALL GOD DAMN DAY, AND I'M TIRED.

I'M IN HERE TRYING TO RELAX.

WHY DON'T YOU TURN IT DOWN SOME, NIGGA?

NIGGA, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO RELAX

TAKE YOUR BITCH ASS TO THE SNOWY FOX.

THIS THE SPOT, MUTHAFUCKA. AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE.

HOLD UP. WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKIN' TO, MAN?

HOLD THIS SHIT, BABY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NIGGA MAKES ME GO A MILE ONCE.

NIGGA, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO QUIT IT WITH THAT TOUGH GUY ACT.

NIGGA, THIS AIN'T NO MUTHAFUCKIN' ACT. I'M SERIOUS WITH THIS.

YOU'RE TRIPPIN', HOMEBOY.

NIGGA. JUST GET ME MY MUTHAFUCKIN' HALF OF THE RENT.

ANYWAYS, WE DON'T NEED HIM TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

COME ON, BABY. SIT DOWN.

[DOOR SLAMS]

NIGGA, I'M DEE LOC!

I PAY THE COST TO BE THE BOSS, YOU PUNK MUTHAFUCKA!

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.

♪ THE MUTHAFUCKAS BE ALL IN YOUR EAR AND SHIT ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? ♪

♪ OR THAT NAGGING BITCH ♪

♪ WHO JUST LIKE TO HEAR HERSELF TALK ♪

♪ GOIN' ON YOUR HIGHWAY ♪

♪ THAT'S SOME FUCKED UP SHIT, BUT IT HAPPENS ♪

♪ YO ♪

♪ SCHIZOPHRENIA ♪

♪ HOW MANY OF YA GOT IT? ♪

♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS ♪

♪ CAN SAY THEY'RE PSYCHOTIC? ♪

♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN SAY ♪

♪ THEIR BRAINS DRY ROTTED FROM POT ♪

♪ YOU GOT IT LIKE I GOT IT OR NOT ♪

♪ IF YOU DID YOU WOULD KNOW JUST WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR TONGUE'S ROTTIN' OUT FROM COTTON MOUTH ♪

JUAN. I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE, CUZ.

OOH, THEY BE HAVING SOME STANK HOES IN THESE VIDEOS.

NAH, THEY LOOK ALL RIGHT TO ME. THEY LOOK COOL.

OOH. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR ME TO GO, BABY.

ALL RIGHT. THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU.

YOU CRAZY, BOY. GET OUT OF HERE.

LOOK, I'M GONNA HOLLER AT YOU TOMORROW.

OK. OK?

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

MARK.

HAVE YOU GOT A FEW DOLLARS I CAN BORROW

SO I CAN GET SOMETHING FROM THE MALL?

YEAH, BABY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOMETHIN'

OFF THE ICE CREAM TRUCK.

BUT YOU MY BOO. I DO ANYTHING FOR MY BOO.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

WOP. WOP. WOP. WOP. ALL DAY, BABY. ALL THE TIME.

THERE YOU GO. HOW'S IT LOOK?

I CAN MAKE IT WORK.

MAKE IT WORK. MAKE IT WORK.

77, 78, 79--

SIR, DO YOU MIND LEAVING?

YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

NO, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.

I'M WITH MY BABY, MAN.

WELL, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

IF YOU DON'T BOUNCE YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE

IN THAT RUBBER SUIT...

YOUR PUNK ASS.

POLICE PROBABLY GONNA ARREST YOU

FOR ATTEMPTED LEATHER.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS DON'T MAKE NO KIND OF SENSE.

I KNOW I COUNTED AT LEAST 100 CARS

ON THAT LINE MYSELF BEFORE I CHECKED THE TICKETS.

SEND SEAN IN AS SOON AS HE GETS HERE.

MUST THINK I'M CRAZY.

CAN'T MAKE A DECENT DOLLAR AROUND HERE.

SO I TAKE THE BITCH OVER TO DO MY THING,

WHAT YOU KNOW HOW I DO IT.

AND WHEN I GET HOME--

WHAT'S UP? HOW Y'ALL DOIN'?

LIKE I SAID, COUSIN, WHEN I GET HOME,

THERE'S ANOTHER BITCH WAITING ON A NIGGA,

SO I GOT TO FUCK 2 HOES IN ONE NIGHT.

MR. WASH WANT TO SEE YOU.

THANKS. HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?

DIE, YOU MOTHER-- OH, SHIT!

GOT YOUR MONKEY ASS!

I'M GONNA HAVE ME SOME FUN.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR] WHO IS IT?

IT'S ME, SEAN, MR. WASH.

COME ON IN. COME ON IN.

DIE! DAMN!

DAMN NEAR HAD HIGH SCORE ON THAT ONE.

GO AHEAD, HAVE A SEAT.

ALL RIGHT.

YES, SIR.

NOW, TODAY'S TOPIC IS, UH, SALES.

CASE IN POINT.

NOW, YESTERDAY,

I KNOW I SAW 200-300 CARS COME THROUGH HERE.

BUT MY BOTTOM LINE AIN'T REFLECTING THAT.

SO WHAT DOES THAT TELL ME?

YOU'RE LAYING ME OFF?

IT TELLS ME I NEED TO WORK ON MY SHOWMANSHIP.

OH, YEAH. RIGHT. SHOWMANSHIP.

SOMETHING TO PICK UP THE BUSINESS AROUND HERE.

PICK UP THE FLOW. KEEP THE BUSINESS IN HERE.

KEEP PEOPLE HANGING AROUND, YOU KNOW? SHOWMANSHIP.

HMM, SHOWMANSHIP.

YEAH.

WHAT IF...

NAH. NAH. NAH. THAT'S CRAZY.

NO. NO. GO ON. SAY IT. SAY IT, SON.

SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.

WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING.

WHAT IF WE HAD A BIKINI WASH?

A BIKINI WASH?

LIKE THOSE BUDWEISER GIRLS THEY PUT IN THOSE BOXING RINGS.

WHAT THEY GONNA DO?

WE CAN DRESS 'EM UP IN BIKINIS,

HAVE 'EM OUT THERE VACUUMING AND WASHING CARS.

MMM. MM-HMM.

YEAH.

YEAH.

I CAN SEE IT NOW. YEAH.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

YEAH. OH.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

MR. WASHINGTON.

HMM?

THE PHONE.

OH, YEAH. YELLO?

DO YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME?

WATCH YOUR BACK, ASSHOLE.

PAYBACK'S A MUTHAFUCKA!

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR. WASH?

UH, YEAH.

UH, YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.

UH, CAN YOU GET 'EM STARTED TODAY?

WHO? THE GIRLS, SON.

OH, THE GIRLS.

YEAH, I CAN GET A COUPLE UP HERE.

YOU KNOW, FOR STARTERS. TO SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT.

YOU KNOW, JUST A TEST RUN.

SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

AND THAT WAY...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE FULL MINIMUM WAGE.

THERE YOU GO.

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHIN' I LIKED ABOUT YOU.

ALREADY SAVIN' ME MONEY.

UP IN HERE. UP IN HERE.

HOMEBOY.

OH. OK.

I'LL GO HANDLE THAT.

I'M ON IT.

HE AIN'T HALF BAD AFTER ALL.

I THINK HE'S GONNA WORK OUT.

Dee: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

IF MR. WASH FELL FOR THIS, HE'LL GO FOR ANYTHING.

WELL, I AIN'T MAD AT HIM FOR TRYIN'.

LOOK AT YOU, MAN. GET OFF HIS NUTS.

HEY, WHETHER I'M ON HIS NUTS OR NOT,

HE PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE.

NIGGA, I LOVE WHITE BITCHES.

THEY SHOULD'VE LET ME HOOK THIS SHIT UP.

YOU KNOW HOW I DO.

[COW MOOS]

♪ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪

♪ I SAY THE SAME THING, BUT SLOWER THAN Y'ALL ♪

♪ A LITTLE SOUTHERN CHARM TO TOP IT OFF ♪

♪ OKEY-DOKEY ♪

♪ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪

♪ I SAY THE SAME THING, BUT SLOWER THAN Y'ALL ♪

♪ A LITTLE SOUTHERN CHARM TO TOP IT OFF ♪

♪ OKEY-DOKEY, DIS DAT BUBBA TALK ♪

♪ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪

♪ I SAY THE SAME THING, BUT SLOWER THAN Y'ALL ♪

♪ A LITTLE SOUTHERN CHARM TO TOP IT OFF ♪

♪ OKEY-DOKEY ♪

HEY, MUTHAFUCKA!

I CAN'T SWIM! I CAN'T SWIM!

MOVE OFF, MAN.

YEAH, I DID IT!

Y'ALL CLOWNS GET UP AND HELP THEM WASH THE CARS!

I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR BIG ASS UP ONE DAY

FOR FUCKIN' WITH GROWN UP FOLKS, NIGGA.

HEY, MAN, THIS BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE HAS GOT TO STOP.

MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

UGH, THIS ONE OF THEM 310 WIMPS.

HA! AH, HELL YES.

Computer voice: NUMBER PLEASE.

OH...UH--UH--5...

[PHONE DIALS]

5...5...

3...7...5...FO'.

Computer voice: AGAIN.

FO'.

AGAIN.

♪ BLACK CADILLAC ON B ♪

♪ TOOK ME EVERYWHERE I GOT FLOSSY ♪

♪ ONE OF THE BADDEST I'VE SEEN ♪

♪ COME TO THINK BABY GIRL'S WITH ME ♪

♪ SHE WAS, LIKE, WATCHIN' MY TEAM ♪

♪ I WAS HER FAN ♪

♪ SHE WAS MY GIRL, I WAS HER MAN ♪

♪ AIN'T GONNA LET NOBODY COME BETWEEN HER AND ME ♪

♪ SHE'S MY HIGH ♪ ♪ SHE'S MY HIGH ♪

♪ SHE'S MY LIFE ♪ ♪ SHE'S MY LIFE ♪

♪ SHE'S MY DRUG ♪

♪ I'M SO ADDICTED TO HER LOVE ♪

♪ SHE'S MY NEED ♪ ♪ SHE'S MY NEED ♪

♪ I'M HER THING ♪ ♪ I'M HER THING ♪

♪ SHE'S MY DRUG ♪

♪ I'M SO ADDICTED TO HER LOVE ♪

♪ SHE WAS LIKE ICE ON MY WRIST ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHAT THE TIME, BABY LOVE WAS SHININ' ♪

♪ I'M TELLING YOU NOW, SHE WAS SO DEEP IN ♪

♪ IN EVERY WAY ♪ ♪ ALL I EVER WANTED ♪

♪ SHE WAS MY LOVER... ♪

FO'.

Computer voice: AGAIN.

I SEE YOU LOCKED YOURSELF OUT.

I SEE YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT.

ESPECIALLY WHEN A LADY AS FINE AS YOURSELF IS IN MY PRESENCE.

LOOK AT THE BOSS MAN OVER THERE.

HE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FRATERNIZIN' WITH THE CUSTOMERS.

FOOL, YOU BE FUCKIN' IN THE BATHROOM.

I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKIN'.

FO'!

AGAIN, FOOL.

[BEEPS] Operator: WE'RE SORRY--

MAN, THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR NO REAL NIGGA.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS MICHELLE.

WHAT'S YOUR'S?

I'M SEAN.

SHE AIN'T GONNA SWEAT HIS ASS,

LIKE HE'D BE SWEATIN' ALL US UP HERE.

THERE YOU GO, MICHELLE.

HEY, THAT WAS FAST.

AND I'D HAVE THOUGHT YOU WORKED HERE.

GIRL, YOU CRAZY.

HEY, IT AIN'T MY FAULT.

YOUR MACHINE ATE THE TAPE UP, THAT'S ALL.

SO, WHY AIN'T YOUR MAN WASHING THAT PRETTY CAR FOR YOU?

UH, I'M SINGLE AT THE MOMENT,

AND, PLUS, I'M IN SCHOOL, SO, YOU KNOW,

DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF TIME

TO KEEP UP WITH NO MAN.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT ABOUT WHAT?

ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?

NAH.

COME ON, I'M GONNA TAKE ALL THAT, MAN.

NOW WHAT'S UP, PLAYER?

OK? NOW WHAT'S UP?

I DON'T NEED TO KEEP THAT TAPE NO MORE. KNOW WHAT I'M--

YOU CAN'T DO THAT. HEY, BACK OFF!

I MEAN, AFTER I GET OFF WORK,

I DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH TIME.

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

LAST TIME, LEAVE ME ALONE. HEY, COME BACK HERE.

SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU DO?

Wayne: YOU SOLD ME THAT BULLSHIT.

EMMET, LISTEN. CHECK THIS OUT. DONT YOU TOUCH ME.

WHAT DO I DO?

YEAH. WHAT KIND OF WORK ARE YOU IN?

YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN YOU EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE?

SURE.

Mickey: SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

YOU FUCKED THE TAPE UP WITH A SCREWDRIVER.

I DON'T SELL NO DEFECTIVE SHIT.

YOU SOLD ME A CASSETTE WITH A CROOKED COVER, AND PUFFY--

PUFFY GOT 2 "Fs" IN IT, MUTHAFUCKA!

IT ONLY HAD ONE. HEY, THAT'S WHAT THEY--

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. HOLD UP.

Y'ALL GOTTA TAKE THAT SHIT OFF THE LOT.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

AIN'T NO PROBLEM. I'M COOL, MAN.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME, MICKEY.

THESE PEOPLE SURE HAVE A LOT GOING ON AROUND HERE.

BUT YOU'RE JUST SO HELPFUL,

THEY MIGHT AS WELL PUT YOU ON PAYROLL.

OH, YOU'VE GOT JOKES, HUH?

NAH, I'M COOL WITH THE JOB I'M AT NOW.

AND WHAT DO YOU DO, AGAIN?

UM, I SELL INSURANCE.

HEY, WHATEVER PAYS THE RENT, RIGHT?

RIGHT. SO, ANYWAY, UM,

I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK, AND--

AND, UM, LOOKS LIKE YOUR TRUCK IS READY.

WHERE'S YOUR CAR?

OH, IT'S GETTIN' DETAILED, SO IT'S PROBABLY GONNA TAKE A MINUTE

FOR ME TO GET MY CAR.

BUT, UM, WOULD I BE DOIN' TOO MUCH

IF I ASKED YOU FOR YOUR NUMBER?

I GUESS THAT WOULD BE OK.

ALL RIGHT.

SO, UH, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CALL, ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, NOW.

BYE.

OH, SO IT'S COOL FOR YOU TO BUST A BITCH ON THE JOB, HUH, BOSS?

MAN, GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK.

AIN'T THIS A BITCH?

HOUSE NIGGER.

GET UP OFF OF ME. I'M TRYIN' TO BE COOL, AND STUFF.

LEAN OVER THERE.

MY BAD, DOG.

EXCUSE ME, BOSS, BUT Y'ALL BLOCKIN' MY ENTRANCE

AND MY CUSTOMERS CAN'T GET IN OR OUT,

SO Y'ALL GONNA HAVE TO MOVE.

YOU BETTER RAISE UP, FOOL.

WHOA, WHOA. IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL.

Y'ALL DO YOUR THING.

ALL RIGHT, MAN, MAKE THE CALL.

MR. WASH!

Face, on phone: I GUESS YOUR LITTLE FLUNKY CAME IN

TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM.

WHAT PROBLEM?

THE PROBLEM YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

IF YOU DON'T START KICKIN' THE HOOD IN.

YOU ALREADY LOSIN' BUSINESS.

HOW AM I LOSIN' BUS--

WHAT THE HELL?!

Sean: THAT'S WHAT I BEEN TRYIN' TO TELL YOU.

THERE'S SOME NIGGERS-- I MEAN,

THERE'S SOME GUYS OUT THERE BLOCKIN' THE ENTRANCE.

WHAT, YOU DIDN'T TELL 'EM TO MOVE?

OH, HELL, THAT AIN'T NO PROBLEM.

SHIT, I CAN HANDLE THIS. SHIT.

WELL, THAT DON'T STOP ME. MOVE OUT THE WAY!

COME ON!

SHIT.

[METAL BREAKS]

[CLUNKING]

[SCREECHING, HISSING]

HIT THE SHIT.

THEY BROKE, MAN.

Y'ALL BETTER GO AND GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY.

MOVE IT ON OUT, PUNK-ASS!

YOU DONE BROKE THE SHIT, NIGGER.

SHUT UP. I GOT--OH, YEAH.

THE NERVE OF THEM YOUNG PUNKS

COMIN' HERE, THREATENIN' ME.

I WISH THEY WOULD COME HERE AGAIN.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO?

Face: DON'T FORGET ABOUT WHAT I SAID, OLD MAN.

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

WHERE'S DEWAYNE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

MR. WASH, I'M GOIN' TO LUNCH.

WHAT YOU NEED, DOG?

GIMME THAT FUNKY STUFF.

I GOT 3 FOR 50 UP HERE RIGHT NOW.

WHAT, YOU GETTIN' DRY?

I'LL GET YOU 6 FOR 100.

DEE LOC IS THE NAME, CHRONIC SMOKE IS THE GAME.

I'M AT THE WASH 24 AND MO'.

YEAH, THAT'S THE REAL SHIT. STICKY-ICKY-ICKY.

GOOD LOOKIN' OUT.

YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT ON THE WEED SALES

OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THAT. DAMN.

OH, YEAH? CHILL OUT, HUH?

SO, YOU FROM THE EAST COAST NOW, B?

KILL THAT SHIT.

FOR REAL, DOG, AT LEAST DO THAT SHIT ON THE LOW.

WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU DOIN' TOO MUCH, CUZ.

YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA MY ASS, HOMEBOY.

HE'S IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS.

LOC LETTIN' HIM HAVE IT.

I GOT THIS SHIT, LIKE, WAY UNDER CONTROL.

GET YOUR PAPER, CUZ!

IN CASE YOU FORGOT,

I BEEN GETTING MY HUSTLE ON UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA

LONG BEFORE YOU BECAME AN ASSISTANT MANAGER.

HOW THE FUCK YOU THINK I'M ABLE TO PAY MY HALF OF THE RENT

AND YOURS?

SURE AIN'T FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN' CHECKS

I BEEN GETTIN' FROM UP IN HERE.

SO WHAT YOU NEED TO GO DO,

YOU NEED TO GO HOLLER AT MR. WASH

AND GET AN ADVANCE,

'CAUSE I NEED MY CHIPS 911.

LOOK, I'M JUST TRYIN' TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTIN' FIRED.

NIGGER, YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.

I CAN'T DO NOTHIN' WITH YOU.

NO, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, NIGGER,

IS GO GET ME MY CHIPS, WITH DIP...

All: OH, HERE HE COMES.

'CAUSE YOU DELINQUENT, MUTHAFUCKA.

TRYIN' TO KNOCK MY HUSTLE, NIGGER.

YOU GIVE ME 50, YOU GIVE ME YOUR 19,

I SELL Y'ALL BOTH OF THESE--

HEY, DEE!

LIKE I SAID, CUZ,

I'M UP HERE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

Y'ALL COME SEE ME. GET Y'ALL MONEY RIGHT, NIGGER.

DON'T COME UP HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MONEY NEXT TIME.

NOW GET ON OUTTA HERE.

[AIR HISSING]

OH, HEY.

I REMEMBER YOU. HEH HEH.

OH, SO YOU DO REMEMBER ME NOW, HUH?

YEAH, YEAH. [CHUCKLES]

BUT I BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY BROTHER.

WELL, WE AIN'T NEVER BEEN INTRODUCED.

YO, YO, YO--

NO...LET ME EXPLAIN.

SEE, THERE'S BEEN A BIG, BIG--

[LOOSE CHANGE JINGLES]

[CHOKED GIBBERISH]

[POLICE SIREN]

HEY, WAKE UP.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

DID YOU GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT?

YOU SEEN THIS GUY?

[GROANING]

HMM? NO?

SO, CHRIS HAS NOT BEEN HERE SINCE THEN.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THESE KIDS GO

ONCE THEY GET FIRED.

SIR, ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW HIS WHEREABOUTS?

NO, I'M SAYIN' WHAT I JUST SAID.

I CUT HIS ASS LOOSE. CAN YOU FEEL ME?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

EXCUSE ME.

HELLO?

HI, MR. WASHINGTON? [LAUGHS]

WHAT SHOULD I SHOOT OUT FIRST,

THE WINDOWS OR THE DOORS?

BLOOD'S GONNA LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU...

ASSHOLE!

LOOK, LOOK, I CAN'T HAVE Y'ALL HANGIN' AROUND HERE

MAKIN' IT LOOK LIKE SOMETHIN' HAPPENIN'.

IF I HEAR ANYTHING, I'LL KEEP IT TO MYSELF.

CAN Y'ALL ALLOW ME TO RUN THIS PLACE OF BIZ?

I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

BUT THIS KID IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.

HE'S ALSO ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

SO AM I, MR. OFFICER.

SO AM I.

HAVE A NICE DAY, GENTLEMEN.

"AND THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS."

AMEN!

THERE THEY GO.

LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!

STEP OUT OF THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON, MAN?

WHAT?! HEY, HEY-- GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

HEY, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!

WHAT-- OH, COME ON, MAN!

GOD DAMN, HOMEY.

OH, HEY, HEY. YOU GOT MY NUTS, MAN. WHAT--

GOT YOUR ASS NOW, HUH?

MAN, WE AIN'T DID NOTHIN'.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON?!

YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM CRIPS.

OR IS YOU A BLOOD?

MAN, I DON'T GANG BANG, HOMEY.

IS THAT RIGHT?

IT DON'T MATTER.

WE GOT YOU FOR POSSESSION, ANYWAY.

POSSESSION, MAN? I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'

BUT SOME WEED IN THE CAR. THAT'S IT.

THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE WEED TO ME.

MAN, THAT AIN'T MY SHIT, MAN.

IT IS NOW.

HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA JUST

PLACE SOME DOPE ON ME, MAN?

'CAUSE I CAN!

I'M THE L.A.P.D.

I THOUGHT WE WAS HOMEBOYS.

NO WAY.

I'LL BLOW YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' HEAD OFF.

[LOUD POP]

[MUSIC PLAYING, LAUGHTER]

FUCKER.

Woman: THIS THE GOOD STUFF?

MMM, NOTHIN' BUT THE BEST.

YOU SPILLED A LITTLE. COME HERE.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS.

IT'S JUST MY ROOMMATE.

[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ SUPER UGLY ♪

DAMN!

KNOW WHAT? EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

[VOLUME LOUDER]

THAT BETTER?

YEAH. IT'S FINE.

[VOLUME LOUDER]

[VOLUME LOUDER]

IS EVERYTHING OK?

YEAH. YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?

OK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

DEE!

TURN IT DOWN SOME.

HEY, WHY YOU KEEP PULLIN' THIS BULLSHIT, MAN?

TURN IT DOWN. [POUNDS ON DOOR]

DEE!

WHAT, CUZ?

LOOK, MAN, I'M TRYING TO CHILL OUT WITH MY DATE,

AND YOU'RE FUCKIN' THE MOOD UP.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DATE, NIGGER.

THIS AIN'T THE DATIN' GAME OVER HERE.

THIS THE MUTHAFUCKIN' SPOT, NIGGER!

GOOD LOOKIN' OUT, DOG. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN'

LOOK, I CAN JUST COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.

NO, NO, WE CAN'T DO THAT.

WE CAN'T LET ONE IDIOT SPOIL IT FOR US, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

I MEAN, I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME.

YOU HAVIN' A GOOD TIME? YEAH. FUN.

SO, UM--

NOW, UM, WHERE WERE WE?

Sean: MMM. DAMN, BABY.

YOU SMELLIN' FINE,

LOOKIN' GOOD.

Michelle: THAT CHAMPAGNE'S GOT ME FEELIN' GOOD.

I'M GLAD YOUR ROOMMATE SHUT UP.

[LAUGHS]

SEE, I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALL RIGHT.

HEY! HEY!

WHERE THE WEED AT, SEAN? EXCUSE ME.

LET ME CUT SOME LIGHT ON.

[LAUGHS]

SEAN, WHO THIS?

ANYWAY, I'M DIANE.

OH! OH!

OH, YOU GOT THE CHAMPAGNE

CRACKIN' TONIGHT.

OH, DAMN.

ALL I GOT WAS BEER.

A MEASLY-ASS 40.

[LAUGHS]

LOOKIE HERE, LOOKIE HERE.

CANDLES BURNING,

ROSES,

FIREPLACE.

VICKEY, I SAY IT'S LOOKIN'

A LITTLE FREAKY UP IN HERE.

MM-HMM.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALL DOING,

SHOOTIN' A PRO-NO?

YOU KNOW WHAT? DEE LOC TOLD ME

NOW THAT HE GOT YOU THAT JOB DOWN AT THE WASH,

YOU BE ACTIN' ALL FUNNY STYLE AND SHIT.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

Michelle: INSURANCE, HMM?

WHY'D YOU LIE TO ME?

YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME YOU WORKED

AT THE CAR WASH.

YEAH, BUT...

AND I LIKED YOU.

I'M SO SICK OF FUCKIN' AROUND WITH DUMB-ASS MEN

WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT ME. LOSE MY NUMBER!

EXCUSE ME.

GETS TO STEPPIN'.

FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALL DOIN' HERE ANYWAY?

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, NIGGA.

Dee Loc: HEY, BABIES!

CENTURY CLUB IS CALLIN' OUR NAMES.

SAY IT AIN'T SO.

I KNOW YOU'RE ALL READY TO GO GET YOURS ON.

YEAH, BABY.

Y'ALL GO WARM THE COUPE UP FOR DEE LOC.

ALL RIGHT.

BYE, SEAN!

PEACE.

WHILE YOU IN HERE POPPIN' BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE,

MAKE SURE THAT RENT MONEY POP UP TOMORROW.

I LEFT YOU SOME LOTION IN THE ROOM

IN CASE YOU FEEL THE URGE.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

FUCK!

MR. WASH?

MR. WASHINGTON?

[GLASS BREAKS]

"C--I GOT YO BOSSMAN."

"MISSA--MISSA WASHINGTON...

"ME AND THE HOMEYS WANT DA MONEY FO' HIS AS'.

"NO POLICE R-ELSE.

WAIT FOR US TO CALL Y'ALL BACK."

YOU CAN TELL THESE FOOLS DIDN'T GRADUATE.

WELL, DID YOU CHECK THE VIDEO?

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT.

Sean: OH, SHIT!

OH, DAMN!

IT LOOK LIKE WE GONNA HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE.

DIDN'T YOU READ WHAT THE NOTE SAID?

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO THAT.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SEAN?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE MR. WASH KEEPS HIS MONEY.

[LAUGHS]

BROKE AS HE ACT,

I WOULDN'T THINK HE HAD ANY.

YEAH, WELL WE GONNA NEED TO DO SOMETHING.

OH, DAMN!

Dee Loc: HEY, YO, MR. WASH!

WE IN HERE, DEE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WINDOWS AND SHIT ALL BUSTED.

MR. WASH AIN'T GONNA APPRECIATE

HOW HIS ASSISTANT MANAGER DONE FUCKED UP SHIT UP HERE.

WELL, I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE IN TODAY.

SHIT, MR. WASH DON'T MISS NO PAPER.

HE GONNA BE UP HERE.

WELL, HE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT TODAY.

"C--I GOT YO BOSSMAN."

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HOLD UP, EVERYBODY.

LISTEN UP.

I GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS

TO TELL Y'ALL.

MR. WASHINGTON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED,

AND HE'S BEING HELD FOR RANSOM.

YEAH!

WHOO!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP, HOLD UP.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

HEY, SEAN, I'LL PUT SOME ON IT

WHEN MR. WASH GIVES ME A RAISE.

Antionette: THIS IS REAL, FOOL.

WE MAY NOT GET A NEXT CHECK

IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING.

WE BETTER DO SOMETHING FAST.

HEY, Y'ALL?

I THINK THE WHITE MAN DID IT.

MAN, WHY IS NIGGA SO DUMB?

EXACTLY.

WHAT? WHAT?

HEY, I'M JUST AGREEING WITH THE HOMES HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY.

Dee Loc: MAN, ENOUGH WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

THIS AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH NO WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS.

OH, SHIT. WAIT A MINUTE.

Y'ALL REMEMBER THOSE FOOLS THAT

CAME UP HERE YESTERDAY BLOCKIN' THE ENTRANCE?

THAT'S RIGHT, SHERLOCK'S HOMEBOY,

AND I BET YOU A FAT SACK

THAT THEY GOT MR. WASH SOMEWHERE

WHOOPIN' HIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS.

NO! NO! YOU LET HIM DO THAT TO YOU, SON?

MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

AIN'T NOBODY ASKED FOR NO CHEERLEADERS ANYWAY.

AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN' TALKIN'?

I'M GONNA SHUT YOUR ASS UP.

LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

[MUFFLED TALKING]

THAT OUGHT TO HOLD YOUR ASS.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT 'EM GETTIN' OUR CHEESE.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

HEY, DID YOU CALL THE WASH YET?

NOW, HOLD ON, MAN. LET ME HANDLE SOME BUSINESS.

WHAT'S THE NUMBER OVER THERE?

MMM-MMM-MMM...

MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM.

[RINGING]

[MUFFLED SPEAKING]

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.

LOOK HERE. THEM NIGGAS IS GONNA CALL,

'CAUSE THEY NEED THAT PAPER.

JUST LIKE YOU NEED TO GET THAT PAPER.

NOW, YOU DO WHAT YOU DO AND LET ME DO WHAT I DO.

I GOT THIS.

ALL RIGHT NOW.

OH, OH, SO Y'ALL JUST GONNA LEAVE LIKE THAT, HUH?

YEP.

WELL, FUCK Y'ALL THEN!

[HONKS HORN]

HEY, ANTIONETTE, WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?

MM-MMM. NOTHING.

HEY, MAN, PUT THAT SHIT OUT

AND GET YOUR FEET OFF THE DESK.

OH, DAMN, MAN.

NIGGA CAN'T DO SHIT UP HERE.

I'M GONNA CHARGE THAT TO YOUR IGNORANCE

AND FORGET ABOUT IT.

NOW, LOOK HERE. WHERE'S MY UNCLE?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT--

MR. WASHINGTON GOT KIDNAPPED.

WHAT YOU MEAN, KIDNAPPED?

YOU KNOW, UH, WHEN YOU BEEN MOVED

MORE THAN 15 FEET BEYOND YOUR FREE WILL.

PENAL CODE 207.

I KNOW MY CODES, MAN.

I THINK IT WAS THEM FOOLS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

PROBABLY DONE KILLED HIS OLD ASS BY NOW.

WHAT YOU MEAN, K-KILLED?

UH-UH. COME ON NOW, FELLAS,

YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

THEY AIN'T STUPID ENOUGH TO HURT THE MAN.

BOY, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND!

THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOUR ASS EVERY TIME

UNTIL THEY ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE.

YOU PUNK!

[GLASS BREAKS]

WHAT YOU JUMPIN' FOR?

COME HERE.

WHAT?

WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUMPIN' FOR?

I DIDN'T JUMP.

YOU DID JUMP.

WHAT Y'ALL SCARED OF? HE CAN'T DO SHIT TO US.

HIS ASS ALL TIED UP AND SHIT IN THERE.

SO QUIT ACTING SO DAMN SCARED.

NIGGA, I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHING.

WELL, ACT LIKE IT.

DAMN, THAT'S SOME REAL SHIT.

I AIN'T HEARD THE PHONE RING ALL DAY.

[GASPS]

YOU KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO DO?

WHAT? Y'ALL GONNA KILL ME.

WHAT?

TRANSFER THE PHONES.

MAN, HOW THE FUCK--

SORRY.

WELL, HURRY UP AND TRANSFER THE SHIT THEN.

THEY COULD HAVE CALLED A HUNDRED TIMES BY NOW.

FUCK! HEY, HEY, HEY...

EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.

DAMN.

LET'S NOT START LOSIN' IT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

BRENDA L. GREEN?

[RINGS]

MAN, Y'ALL GO ON AND KICK BACK.

BACK UP, BACK UP. I GOT THIS SHIT, MAN.

[RINGS]

[RINGS]

HELLO.

HELLO.

HELLO? YEAH, THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING KIDNAPPERS

AND WE WANT THE MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.

HOW MUCH WE TALKING 'BOUT?

YOU READ THE DAMN NOTE.

MAN, CUT THE CHITCHAT AND TELL HIM

HOW MUCH WE WANT.

WAIT, HOLD ON.

HOW MUCH WE WANT?

50 CENT, FOOL.

HEY, WE WANT 50 CENT, FOOL!

WAIT, HOLD ON.

50 CENT?

IS THAT WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT?

2 PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKING QUARTERS?

MAN, 50,000, DOG. USE YOU FUCKIN' BRAIN!

HELLO, UH...

UH, YEAH.

WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON. WAIT, TAKE ME OFF

THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SPEAKER PHONE.

YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.

YEAH, WE WANT 50,000

IN ALL FRESH, CRISP TWENTIES. DUBS.

HUNDREDS, FOOL.

I MEAN HUNDREDS, FOOL.

C-NOTES!

STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY, TELL 'EM TO HOLD ON A SECOND.

TELL 'EM TO HOLD ON.

WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND. WHAT?

DO YOUR MAMA GOT CALL I.D. BLOCK

ON THE PHONE? NO. WHY?

STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.

[WHISPERING] Hang up, hang up.

LET ME CALL Y'ALL RIGHT BACK.

[DIAL TONE]

WHAT HAPPENED?

THEY JUST HUNG UP.

NOW, WHAT WE GONNA DO?

YOU THINK THEY GOT CALLER I.D.

AT A DAMN CAR WASH?

I HOPE NOT. I FUCKED UP, HUH?

THEY MUST HAVE REALIZED THEY DIDN'T BLOCK THEIR CALLER I.D.

THEY'LL PROBABLY CALL BACK WITH THE BLOCK.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

THERE THEY GO.

SEE? THE NUMBER'S GONE NOW.

[RINGS]

THESE GUYS ARE NOT TOO SMART.

I'M GONNA CALL THE PHONE NUMBER IN

TO ONE OF MY PARTNERS DOWN AT L.A.P.D.

AND GET SOME INFO.

[RINGS]

WHAT'S THE NUMBER TO 911?

I'LL CALL IT IN.

ONE ADAM 12, ONE ADAM 12...

MAN, ENOUGH WITH THIS BULLSHIT.

LET ME ANSWER THE PHONE.

HELLO.

HELLO. YEAH, THIS THE KIDNAPPERS AGAIN.

LOOK, ME AND FACE--

MAN, YOU JUST SAID MY NAME.

THEM NIGGAS IS IGNORANT.

NIGGA, WHO IS YOU, DESTINY'S CHILD?

NIGGA, AIN'T NOBODY SAID YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' NAME.

DAMN.

LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS BUSINESS, MAN.

HELLO.

THEY GOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST MUTHAFUCKERS.

YEAH, LOOK, SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN.

ANYWAY, THIS THE KIDNAPPERS AGAIN, MAN.

MAN, STOP SAYING THAT SHIT OVER THE PHONE!

DAMN.

I CAN'T SAY SHIT, CAN I?

CHILL OUT, MAN.

IT'S MESSED UP WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. WASH.

BUST IT!

♪ OH-OH ♪

♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ UNH, UNH ♪

♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ UNH, YEAH ♪

♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ WHO'S MR. WASH? ♪

♪ OH, GOSH, HE'S LOST ♪

♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ MR. WASH... ♪

SUPERCOP SECURITY REPORTS. COPY.

♪ UNH, UNH, HE'S THE-- ♪

HEY, HEY, HEY!

HEY. OK, YOU GUYS NEED TO GO TO WORK

LIKE IT'S A REGULAR DAY.

IT IS A REGULAR DAY,

AND TUCK IN YOUR BELLY, NIGGA.

[ALL LAUGH]

LOOK, WE WANT THE MUTHAFUCKIN' MONEY.

YOU WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN?

YEAH, BUT HOW WE KNOW YOU GOT HIM

AND IF HE'S STILL ALIVE?

LISTEN TO THIS.

[SMACK]

OW! DAMN.

[MUFFLED] YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.

I'M-A KICK YOUR ASS.

HELLO. YEAH, SO LOOK,

I'LL SEE Y'ALL AT CLOSING TIME

WITH ALL THE MONEY, ALL OF IT!

AND NO POLICE.

YOU STUPID.

I GOT SOME INFORMATION.

HEY, THESE CALLS ARE COMING IN FROM AN ADDRESS

A FEW BLOCKS AWAY FROM HERE.

COOL, NOW WE JUST NEED TO PUT A PLAN TOGETHER.

WHY? I MEAN, IF WE HAVE THE ADDRESS,

LET'S JUST GO GET HIM.

HEY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY, BABY GIRL.

THIS IS THE KIND OF MATTER

YOU HAVE TO HANDLE DELICATELY.

AND WHAT YOU MEAN, LET'S GO GET HIM?

WE AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT THAT KIND OF DELICATE.

MATTER OF FACT,

WE DON'T NEED NO WOMEN IN THE WAY JEOPARDIZING--

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOMEBOY.

YOU MIGHT BE SPEAKIN'

A LITTLE TOO SOON.

THAT MAY BE JUST WHAT WE NEED.

I'M-A JUST CHILL, YOU KNOW,

PARLAY THAT SHIT OFF INTO THE STOCK MARKET OR SOMETHIN'.

MM-HMM.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

MAN, WHO IS THAT?

CALM DOWN. THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE.

YOU SURE?

YEAH, I'M SURE.

MAN, GET AWAY FROM THE DAMN DOOR!

YOUR MOMS AIN'T BACK FROM VEGAS YET.

GO IN THERE AND CHECK ON THE OLD MAN.

DAMN.

YOU WANT SOMETHIN' TO DRINK, OLD MAN?

YOU DAMN RIGHT I WANT SOME WATER!

I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK YOU GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS!

MAN, LOOK, SHUT UP, MAN.

I JUST ASKED YOU IF YOU WANT SOME WATER, MAN.

NOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO NO 25 YEARS IN THE PEN

OVER A COUPLE OF DOLLARS.

[LAUGHS] I CAN SEE IT NOW.

INMATE SLIM, HOBBLING THROUGH THE YARD

WITH HIS CANE ON HIS WAY TO THE COMMISSARY

TO GET SOME VASELINE.

VASELINE?

MM-HMM. YOUR BOY CAN'T GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT.

HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE CHITCHAT ABOUT?

I WAS JUST ASKIN' HIM IF HE WANTS SOMETHIN' TO DRINK, MAN.

MAN, PUT THE GAG BACK ON HIM, SLIM.

MAN, DON'T PUT THAT THING.

[MUFFLED] YOU AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT,

YOU SON OF A BITCH. ALL RIGHT.

MAN, GET OUT OF HERE.

I WAS GONNA GET YOU SOMETHIN' TO DRINK.

I GUESS YOU FUCKED THAT UP.

DAMN. [MUFFLED GRUNT]

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

YEAH, I SEE IT.

LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A LITTLE COMPANY, TOO.

UH-HUH.

WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD HEAD BACK

AND SEE WHAT DEE LOC'S GOT PLANNED.

MAN, WHAT'S THE STORY WITH YOU TWO, ANYWAY?

Y'ALL FUCKIN'?

MAN, FUCK YOU, FAT BOY.

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE.

WHATEVER, MAN.

AND VICKEY, YOU SHOW 'EM SOME ASS.

ALL RIGHT, BABE.

UM, EXCUSE ME.

YOU COULDA GOT ME TO DO THAT.

I MEAN, WHAT YOU TRYIN' TO SAY,

I AIN'T FINE ENOUGH?

I AIN'T GOT ENOUGH ASS?

WHAT IS IT?

OH, GIRL, QUIT TRIPPIN'.

YOU KNOW THEY KNOW

YOUR BROKE ASS WORK UP HERE WITH US.

OH, YEAH, YOU RIGHT.

THIS THE PLAN, Y'ALL.

ANTIONETTE, I NEED YOU TO CALL OVER THERE

AND ASK TO SPEAK TO THE MAN OR THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE.

[TELEPHONE RINGING] JERMAINE DUPRI GOT THE SHIT, HUH?

WHEW.

LOOK, I MEAN, AS SOON AS OUR MONEY COME,

BAM, I'M ON DUBS, TOO. OOH-OOH.

YEAH.

I'M GONNA GET THAT, AND I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

HEY.

MAN, GET THE PHONE, DOG. THAT MIGHT BE MY WOMAN.

"GET THE PHONE, DOG.

THAT MIGHT BE MY WOMAN."

[LAUGHTER]

AND IF IT AIN'T HER, I AIN'T EVEN HERE.

HELLO.

HEY, MM...AHEM.

HI. IS THE MAN OR WOMAN OF THE HOUSE IN?

WHO IS THIS?

MY NAME IS MS. JORDAN,

FROM THE CENSUS BUREAU.

OH, NO, THEY NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.

YOU WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?

YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.

ALL RIGHT, SHOOT.

WELL, FIRST OFF, CAN YOU TELL ME

HOW MANY PEOPLE UP IN THE HOUSE?

RIGHT NOW?

IT'S ME. I'M SLIM.

FACE, TREY DEE,

DOG, MR.--

MAN, WHO YOU TALKIN' TO?

HEY, HOMEY, I AIN'T HERE, HOMEY.

DON'T BE--DON'T BE SAYIN' I'M HERE LIKE THAT, MAN.

EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Y'ALL MIND SHUTTIN' THE FUCK UP, MAN?

THIS THE PEOPLE FROM THE FUCKIN' CENSUS BRR-RU.

WHAT?!

THE PEOPLE FROM THE CENSUS BRR-RU.

WHAT?!

THEY CALLIN' ABOUT THE CENSUS SHIT FOR THE HOOD.

MAN, WE DON'T NEED NO CENSUS IN THE DAMN HOOD.

THAT JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR THEM TO KEEP US

LOST IN THE SYSTEM.

MAN, HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE.

NIGGA, DIDN'T HE TELL YOU TO HANG UP THE PHONE?

Trey Dee: Y'ALL WANT TO GO GET THIS CHEESE OR WHAT?

HELLO. YEAH, MA'AM,

UH, CAN YOU CALL ME BACK A LITTLE LATER?

WHA--CAN-- BYE.

Y'ALL READY TO GO GET THIS PAPER?

WAITIN' ON YOU, LOC.

LET'S ROLL!

NAH, NAH, NAH.

YOU CHILL.

YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.

WE GONNA GO ON AND GET THIS PAPER, A'RIGHT.

DON'T ANSWER THAT PHONE

OR THE DOOR FOR NOBODY.

NOBODY.

NO-BOD-DEE.

NOBODY.

YEAH.

Slim: Y'ALL BE CAREFUL.

PEACE.

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

DID IT WORK?

YEAH, I HEARD HIM SAY IT'S 4 OF THEM NOW

AND THEY'RE ON THE WAY TO GET THE MONEY.

COOL. LET'S EXECUTE.

I'LL BE AROUND THE CORNER

TILL YOU GIVE ME MY CUE.

COME ON, LADIES. LET'S GO HANDLE THIS PIMPIN'.

AFTER Y'ALL.

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.

GOOD LUCK.

WE WON'T NEED IT.

ALL RIGHT NOW, WE GONNA TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME, NOW.

THIS TIME NO TALKIN',

JUST DRINKIN'.

YOU'RE NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER,

ARE YOU, BOY?

ARE YOU STUPID?

DON'T YOU SEE I'M TIED UP?

OH, OH, MY BAD.

ALL RIGHT.

[SPITS]

THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU.

NOW WHAT YOUR MAMA GONNA SAY

WHEN SHE COME DOWN TO SEE YA IN THE PENITENTIARY?!

LOOK, MAN, I TOLD YA. DON'T START WITH ME.

THAT SHIT AIN'T GONNA WORK.

OH, IT AIN'T TOO LATE.

IF YOU LET ME GO NOW, I'LL PROMISE YA

I WON'T KICK YOUR ASS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN'. [COCKS TRIGGER]

YOU BETTER GET REAL QUIET, A'RIGHT?

SIT STILL, A'RIGHT?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Slim: AHEM, AHEM.

SHIT.

HELLO. HEY, HOW YA DOIN'?

UH, YOU NEED SOME HELP?

YEAH. MY CAR WON'T START.

YOU GOT ANY JUMPER CABLES?

HELL, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY BUDDY JUST LEFT IN MY CAR. THEY IN THE CAR.

WELL, DO YOU THINK I COULD COME IN AND USE YOUR RESTROOM?

I BEEN HOLDIN' IT FOR MILES.

YEAH. HELL, YEAH. COME ON.

CAN I USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL TRIPLE "A"?

YEAH, YOU CAN USE THE PHONE, TOO.

COME ON.

UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET ME GO GET MY DRAWERS OUT THE BATHROOM, ALL RIGHT?

BE RIGHT BACK.

Face: HEY, TREY DEE, I'M GOIN' IN HERE

AND GET THIS CHEESE RIGHT QUICK,

PUT THIS JACK DOWN, ALL RIGHT?

HOLD ON, FACE.

DAMN.

DON'T YOU WANT TO AT LEAST TAKE THE HEAT?

OH, YEAH. YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT.

GOD DAMN! I MEAN...

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS NIGGA, DOG?

THAT--THAT--MAN.

Dawg: HE NEEDS THAT GUN.

Face: DON'T BE NO HERO.

I BET YOU COME FOR THE MONEY.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

AND DON'T THINK I AIN'T GOT SOMEBODY STANDIN' BY WAITIN'

TO BLOW YOUR BOSS' HEAD OFF.

Y'ALL GET IN HERE!

ONE OF THE DAMN KIDNAPPERS IN THE OFFICE WITH SEAN,

AND HE GOT A GUN.

NOW LOOK HERE,

YOU BETTER BE REAL QUIET RIGHT NOW.

I DONE BEEN REAL NICE TO YOUR OLD ASS.

ALL RIGHT, DON'T MAKE ME GET UGLY UP IN HERE,

YOU HEAR ME?

IT'S TOO LATE.

IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU TOOK AFTER YOUR MAMA.

YOU GOT JOKES, HUH?

BE QUIET, DAMN IT. I GOT SOME COMPANY.

[GRUNTS]

HERE GO THE PHONE RIGHT THERE.

I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE RESTROOM IS.

MM-HMM.

PSSHOO!

THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.

NO PROBLEM.

COULD I HAVE A LITTLE PRIVACY, PLEASE?

OH-HO, MY BAD.

IT'S OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? MY GIRLFRIEND'S OUTSIDE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK ON HER?

OK. THANK YOU.

DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR. YOU MUST BE CRAZY.

OOH, SHIT.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS THING?

THIS STUPID OL' THING.

IS SHE CALLIN' TRIPLE "A"?

Slim: YEAH, SHE CALLIN' TRIPLE "A" RIGHT NOW.

WELL, MY NAME IS SPRINKLE...

HOW YOU DOIN'?

AND WE SURE DO APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

AW, YOU KNOW.

YOU SHOULD LET ME SPRINKLE YOU SOME TIME.

W-WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S JUST A LITTLE DANCE I DO FOR FUN...

AND MAYBE FOR RENT.

WHICH WAY YOU GONNA DO IT FOR ME?

HEY, VICKEY, GOD DAMN IT.

QUIT PLAYIN', GIRL.

YOU CALL DEWAYNE?

YEAH. WHERE HE AT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT'S THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.

COME ON.

[MUFFLED GROANS]

HEY, VICKEY, HERE HE IS IN HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WATCH THE DOOR.

MAKE SURE THAT FOOL DON'T COME IN HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

MM-MMM, MMM.

WATCH OUT. THAT FOOL GOT A GUN.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA GO.

I'M TRIPPIN', I FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING--

NO, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. NO, SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

LOOK AT THIS.

DEE LOC, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE.

BOY, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

WHO GOT THE REGISTER?

MAN, FUCK ON THE REGISTER.

NO, I GOTTA MAKE SURE SHE'S COOL.

CHECK IT OUT. HERE, SPRINKLE.

COME ON, MR. WASH, HURRY UP.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

BE RIGHT BACK.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

[GUNSHOT]

MR. WASH, VICKEY.

COME ON, COME ON!

ALL RIGHT. BOY, LOOK WHAT YOU DONE DONE.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO AND KILL THE NIGGA.

AT LEAST HE WAS KIND OF HOSPITABLE.

MAN, I DIDN'T KILL THAT NIGGA.

THE GUN WENT OFF WHEN I HIT HIM

IN THE BACK HIS HEAD.

TIE HIS ASS UP.

MATTER OF FACT, FUCK THIS NIGGA. LET'S ROLL.

OFFICER DEWAYNE, I NEED BACKUP ON TRANSPORT.

[RADIO STATIC]

WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.

WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.

GO, GO, GO. GO, GO, GO, GO!

WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHEESE?

PATIENCE, MY MAN. IT'S JUST A SHORT WAIT.

I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BE WAITIN'.

NOW IF IT AIN'T IN MY HAND IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES,

I'M GONNA MAKE THE CALL.

[LOW CONVERSATION]

HEY, TRAY, IT'S THE POLICE, BRO.

GOD DAMN.

NIGGA, THEM'S SOME RENT-A-COPS.

NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK?

NIGGA, THAT AIN'T NO RENT-A-COP, THOUGH.

OH, SHIT. THAT FOOL GOT HEAT.

[TAPS TRUNK]

DROP THE GUN OUT OF THE WINDOW, DEWAYNE.

DROP YOUR FUCKING GUN OUT OF THE WINDOW!

Face: MAN, WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?

NOTHIN', MAN. DAMN.

I'M GONNA POP YOUR ASS OUT RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, MAN, I JUST SAW YOUR MONEY COMIN' IN,

GOT A LITTLE EXCITED, THAT'S ALL.

MATTER OF FACT, I'LL GO GET IT FOR YOU.

NAH, HOMEY. WE'LL GO GET IT TOGETHER.

I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!

WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CHRIS?

GETTIN' SOME REVENGE.

YOU DIDN'T JUST THINK YOU CAN FIRE MOTHERFUCKERS

AND GET AWAY WITH IT?

YOU YOUNG MOTHERFUCKERS ARE CRAZY THESE DAYS.

CHRIS, CUZ, YOU TRIPPIN', DOG.

NO, YOU'RE TRIPPIN'!

THAT IS SOME REAL SHIT

FOR YOU TO CRACK UP HERE RIGHT NOW, DOG.

OH, IT'S ABOUT TO CRACK.

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOTS]

SHIT!

[GUNSHOTS]

MOTHERFUCKER!

GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOOK MY JOB.

NAH, CHRIS. I CAN'T LET YOU SMOKE MY HOMEBOY LIKE THAT, MAN.

NOW, SEE, THIS IS HOW THE CO-WORKERS

END UP GETTING POPPED!

MY BEEF AIN'T WITH YOU, DEE.

IT'S WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE.

SECURITY, MOTHERFUCKER.

DROP THE GUN.

IT'S ALL OVER NOW.

DON'T GET YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF

DOING NOTHIN' STUPID.

GREAT JOB, ROBOCOP.

FUCK!

GET UP ON THE CAR.

Radio: OK, THAT'S A SUPER SIZE COMBO

WITH EXTRA MAYO, DOUBLE CHEESE, AND A SMALL DIET COLA?

THAT'S A BIG 10-4.

[POLICE SIRENS]

MY NIGGA.

LET ME HOLLA AT YOU.

CHECK THIS OUT.

I JUST WANTED MY JOB BACK.

COME ON, I JUST WANTED MY JOB BACK.

NOT TONIGHT.

LOOK, MAN, I KNOW I GOT A CHECK COMIN'.

I REALLY WANT TO PAY MY HALF OF THE RENT,

BUT I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF A FEW THINGS.

JUST GOTTA GET THAT GOD DAMN BOOT OFF MY CAR.

SHIT'S EMBARRASSING.

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♪ AS THE WHEELS TURN CITY TO CITY ♪

♪ HUNDRED SPOKE, CHRONIC SMOKE ♪

♪ TWIST UP ANOTHER PHILLY ♪ ♪ DONE DILLY ♪

♪ THEM NIGGAS STILL TRIPPIN' ON THAT OLD SHIT? ♪

♪ REALLY? ♪ ♪ HOW SILLY ♪

♪ IT'S A WHOLE 'NOTHER DAY ♪

♪ SNOOP DOGG AND DOC MOTHERFUCKIN' DRE ♪

♪ NIGGA, CAN YOU FEEL THIS? ♪

♪ THE WASH ♪

♪ THE WASH ♪

♪ THE WASH ♪

WHO IS IT?

UM, YOU'RE NEEDED ON SET RIGHT NOW.

WE'LL BE OUT THERE IN ABOUT 15.

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♪ SUPER UGLY ♪

♪ PUT YOUR CUPS UP, GET YOUR SMOKE IN ♪

♪ BABY, WE PARTYIN', AIN'T NOBODY LOC'N' ♪

♪ WHO YOU PROVOKIN'? WHAT YOU WANT NOW? ♪

♪ TAKE A LOOK AROUND, THERE'S PIMP SHIT GOIN' DOWN ♪

♪ THERE'S A LOT OF BITCHES, A WHOLE LOT OF FREAKS ♪

♪ TOP-NOTCH HOES, THEY FLOCKIN' EVERY WEEK ♪

♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO? GET YOUR NEXT THRILL ♪

♪ TAKE A ECS-PILL, HOW DOES SEX FEEL? ♪

♪ DAMN, YOU LOOKIN' GOOD, ALL 10 OF Y'ALL ♪

♪ WANNA ROLL? I'M DICKIN' Y'ALL ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR FACE DOWN, KEEP YOUR ASS UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOIN', KEEP THAT SHIT MOVIN' ♪

♪ KEEP THE TITTIES JUMPIN', KEEP THE HITTY COMIN' ♪

♪ EVERY BITCH IN HERE NEED TO BE TOUCHIN' SOMETHIN' ♪

♪ I KNOW THEY LIKE IT HOT, THAT'S WHY I KEEP IT HOT ♪

♪ SO HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY NOT WANT A PIECE OF DOC? ♪

♪ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 'CAUSE I'M JUST DRINKIN' ♪

♪ SMOKIN', STRAIGHT WEST COASTIN' ♪

♪ BITCHES PUTTIN' ASS IN MOTION ♪

♪ PUSSY POPPIN', SEX PROMOTIN' ♪

♪ HOW COME ♪ ♪ RAISE IT UP ♪

♪ BLAZE IT UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S YOUR BITCH? ♪

♪ HOMEY'S NUTS? ♪ ♪ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ♪

♪ ALL I REALLY KNOW ♪

♪ IS YOUR HO WANTS TO BE WITH ME ♪

♪ AND SHE AIN'T PLAYIN', WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪

♪ SHE CREEPS WITH ME ♪

♪ AND SLEEPS BETWEEN THE SHEETS ♪

Director: ALL RIGHT, CUT, CUT. THAT'S A CUT.

CHECK THE GATE. GATE'S GOOD. THAT'S A WRAP.

HEY, MAN. WHAT Y'ALL GETTIN' INTO?

YOU KNOW WHAT WE DOIN'.

AT ATTENTION, BABY.

ALL RIGHT NOW, COLONEL. PEACE, MAN.

HEY, DAZ, CAN YOU PLAY THAT BACK FOR ME?

Woman: IT'S ON AND CRACKIN'.

[BURLESQUE MUSIC SAMPLE]

GOOD EVENING...

AND WELCOME TO FANTASIA.

WHAT HAPPENS HERE STAYS HERE.

HAVE A MEMORABLE EVENING.

♪ SOON AS THE DOOR CLOSE ♪

♪ I MAKE 'EM CURL TOES ♪

♪ THEY ALL WANT TO GET YOURS ♪

♪ WE NEVER LOVE Y'ALL, MY NIGGAS ALL MACKS ♪

♪ WE SIP A LATTE, HIT, NEVER CALL BACK ♪

♪ PACK WOMEN IN THE CLUBS TILL IT'S PITCH BLACK ♪

♪ THUGS ON THE BLOCK WONDER WHERE THEY BITCH AT ♪

♪ WHERE YOU THINK, NIGGA? SHE WITH THE AFTERMATH ♪

♪ CALL THE HOUSE, SHE AIN'T HOME, SHE WITH AFTERMATH ♪

♪ NO TALKIN', THAT'S HOW THE DRE DAY GO ♪

♪ YOU WANT DICK? WELL, BITCH, SAY SO ♪

♪ DON'T BE SHY NOW, PROBABLY THE BEST AT IT ♪

♪ THEY SAY A PARTY AIN'T A PARTY TILL THE WEST AT IT ♪

♪ GRAVITATE TO THE DOC LIKE IT'S AUTOMATIC ♪

♪ TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF, MAKE ME WANT TO GRAB IT ♪

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♪ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M JUST DRINKIN', SMOKIN', STRAIGHT WEST COASTIN' ♪

♪ BITCHES PUTTIN' ASS IN MOTION ♪

♪ PUSSY POPPIN', SEX PROMOTIN' ♪

♪ GOTTA GO ♪ ♪ RAISE IT UP ♪

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♪ THAT'S YOUR BITCH? ♪

♪ HOMEY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ♪

♪ ALL I REALLY KNOW ♪

♪ IS YOUR HO WANTS TO BE WITH ME ♪

♪ AND SHE AIN'T PLAYIN', WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪

♪ SHE CREEPS WITH ME ♪

♪ AND SLEEPS BETWEEN THE SHEETS ♪

♪ WHEN SHE'S ALL ALONE SHE SNEAKS OUT TO BE WITH ME ♪

♪ AND WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS SHE AIN'T PLAYIN' ♪

♪ SHE CREEPS WITH ME ♪

♪ AND SLEEPS BETWEEN THE SHEETS ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ AFTERMATH ♪

♪ DR. DRE, 5-STAR SURGEON GENERAL ♪

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♪ DO THE MATH, AFTERMATH GETS THE LAST LAUGH ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪