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During the debate, if you're
thirsty, don't hesitate
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to stop and take a sip of water.
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Hydration is not weakness.
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Casey, I took on a tidal wave
with my bare hands in San Andreas.
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- I'm good around water.
- At some point,
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they will ask you what
you want your legacy to be.
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Our polling of swing voters shows
your weakness is foreign policy,
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so you want your legacy to be
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that you were tough but fair
on the Middle East.
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Got it, tough and fair
on the Middle East.
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Is it cool if I refer to my opponent
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as a "Little Candy Ass"?
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I could say, "I'm gonna check
your little candy ass
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into the Smackdown Hotel."
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I'm gonna go...
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do something that's not
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you having ideas, so...
But good luck. Kill it.
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So, no, I'm not for combining
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the police department
and the fire department
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into a super unit
called "The Fire Police,"
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as cool as that sounds.
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Thank you, Candidate Johnson.
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Let's move on to the next question.
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If elected, what do you
want your legacy to be?
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Yes.
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Middle East.
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We'll begin with you, Senator Taft.
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Well, as the great-great-great grandson
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of President William Howard Taft,
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I know a thing or two about legacy.
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And carrying forward that proud history,
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I'll turn pain into strength
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and setbacks into victories.
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Meanwhile, my opponent is a movie star
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who lets his stunt doubles
fight his battles for him.
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Okay, as a fitness advocate,
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let me first point out
that William Howard Taft
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was the only president to ever
get stuck in his own bathtub.
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I'm sorry, pics or it
didn't happen, Mr. Johnson.
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It's a fact. The other fact, America,
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is that no one has had
to fight more than I have.
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I come from a long line of fighters.
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Let me take a quick moment
to tell you a little story
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about my family.
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Starting with my grandmother,
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the first female wrestling
promoter in the country.
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No one was tougher than her.
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She set the tone.
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Lia.
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Lonnie McGill. Thank you for meeting me.
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Bob tells me you've been
calling the office
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every day since Battle Royale,
leaving messages.
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I wanna do what you do.
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After 40 years of slinging
insurance, I retired.
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And me and the missus thought,
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"Why not finally do something
that we love?"
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So she's growing cucumbers,
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and I'm trying to get into
the wrestling promotion biz.
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And I figured, who better to talk to
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than the Queen of Hawaiian Wrestling?
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Nice story.
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Here's why you're really here.
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You heard Greg Yao was
trying to steal my wrestlers.
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- First, King Kong Bundy...
- He signed a deal
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- to wrestle for Yao.
- Then Junkyard Dog.
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He upgraded me to the Radisson.
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He even tried to take Rocky.
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It says "Number 1,"
'cause that's what you'll be
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when you sign with me.
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And you say, "Hey, I wanna
get in on that too."
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- I... I'm sorry?
- You see me as weak.
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"What's grandma gonna do?
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Hit me with her purse?"
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That's what you say to yourself.
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I... that doesn't sound like me.
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You know how a queen keeps her throne?
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By ruling with an iron fist.
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Excuse me.
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Now, obviously,
my grandmother was not afraid
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to get her hands dirty.
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Neither was I.
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Damn.
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I need that.
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I need a boogie board.
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But sometimes, she would go too far,
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and she knew it.
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Today, my mom left you mangoes.
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Look, she pre-sliced some
of them the way you like it.
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Why does she keep leaving fruit?
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- Why doesn't she just talk to me?
- She's ashamed.
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She uses big fruit to intimidate people,
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and small fruit to apologize to people.
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She lets the fruit do the talking.
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I can't believe
she thought I would stab her
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in the back and sign
an exclusive contract with Yao.
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I mean, if anything,
I'm the one that should be mad
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about that screwjob she pulled
on me at the Battle Royale.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Lia changed finish last minute.
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I saw you with Yao.
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I double-cross you before you
could double-cross me!
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I did meet with Yao.
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You are a degenerate scumbag loser
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with bad hair and a cocaine problem.
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Rocky...
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Honey, yeah, I think she
does think you're mad.
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That's why she feels so bad.
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Oh.
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- Good.
- Ugh, that red light is back.
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It's been blinking since yesterday.
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It's driving me crazy!
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Just call the front desk.
They'll fix it.
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Or throw a towel over it.
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Oh, hey, I spoke with Vince
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about my run in the New York Territory.
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He wants to pair me up with Tony Atlas,
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and if things go well,
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set us up to be future tag team champs.
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Oh, remind me to call Tony,
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and tell him to stop talking
about women's feet in public.
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"Rocky Johnson,
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WWF tag team champion"
sounds pretty good.
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So does "Ata Johnson,
'Star Search' champion."
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It's been a couple weeks.
When are you gonna hear back
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from that audition tape you sent in?
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I'm not holding my breath.
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I'm sure they just
threw it in the trash.
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Hey, you can't think that way.
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Oh.
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Dewey, did you put this under my pillow?
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That's where that is.
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I was looking for it.
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We've been through this.
You're too young.
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Ugh, not the age thing again.
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Hey, careful!
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That towel is there for a reason.
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I've seen kids half my age riding these.
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You've seen a five year old
on the open ocean
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- boogie boarding?
- Hey.
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Remember when Dewey was five,
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and I used to let him sit
on my lap and "drive" the car?
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know.
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I just walked in mid-conversation
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and wanted to be in the mix.
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It started blinking a day ago.
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I think you need to replace the phone.
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Your phone's not broken.
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The red light means you have a message.
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A message? But I pressed the red light.
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- Nothing happened.
- No, no.
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You have to press the button
with the envelope.
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The envelope? I thought that was
to summon the mailman?
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It's fine. I'm listening to
your message right now.
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It's some lady named...
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"Star Search"?
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She loved your tape.
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She's inviting you
to come to Los Angeles
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- for an in-person audition.
- Oh, my God!
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What is it? A spider?
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"Star Search" loved my audition!
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- Yay!
- And the phone's not broken!
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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And your dry cleaning's
ready to be picked up.
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Uh-huh. Okay, thank you.
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They're flying me to LA tomorrow
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for the second round of auditions.
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They want me to sing my original song
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I auditioned with, and prepare
a second song, a cover.
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- "My Sharona."
- "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
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I need to make a list
of emergency contacts.
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I need to write out Dewey's allergies.
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Oh, you need to forgive my mom.
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Oh, uh, why is that a thing?
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Because it's time,
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and we need her to watch
Dewey while I'm gone.
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I'll get her to go to the beach,
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find you a beautiful apology seashell,
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she can rinse it and wrap it...
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Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe?
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I got time before Vince
needs me in New York.
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I can watch Dewey.
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You've never watched me before.
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Boy, yes I have.
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- No, you haven't.
- Haven't I?
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- Definitely not.
- You haven't.
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Oh. Huh.
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Okay, well, we'll start right now.
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It'll be easy. The boy's ten,
he's practically grown.
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He's still a little boy.
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Who are you calling a little boy?
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I can pick you up.
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Oh, hey, no, no, no, no, no!
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- Stop.
- Look,
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I was 13 when I went out on my own.
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Now, I'm sure Dewey
can handle being watched
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by his own father for a few days.
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Okay.
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Okay, yeah.
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You can have some father-son
bonding time.
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That's right, ah!
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The Johnson boys are gonna hit the town!
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I'm only talking spaghetti
and go-carts, baby.
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Okay, so, I'd like to bring us back
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to the boogie board idea.
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If Dad left home at 13,
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feels like I can lie down
on a piece of foam
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shaped like a Pac-Man ghost
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and feel the joy
of being pushed by a wave.
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Okay. You can get the boogie board.
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- Yes!
- And to celebrate my good news,
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I'm taking the family
to Lorenzo's tonight
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for a nice dinner.
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Great idea, baby!
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Ha, I love it.
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Ooh!
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That's how you do it, son.
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And I'm inviting my mother.
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Mm-hmm.
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Even though it wasn't my mom's fight,
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she was the best at bringing
the family together.
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I gotta say, Lia,
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this is one beautiful apology shell.
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- Thank you.
- Peter gave it to me
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when I caught him watching
women's volleyball.
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I'm so happy we squashed this.
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I'll never doubt your loyalty again.
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- Ah, water under the bridge.
- That's right.
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- We are family.
- Family.
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- Always got your back.
- Your back will always be had.
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Are you guys done?
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Can I please have some
of Grandma's attention now?
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- Sorry.
- Mm, go ahead.
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Look at my new boogie board, Grandma!
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My goodness, sweetheart. I love it!
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- Her name's Tanya.
- So wonderful.
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I had something very similar
when I was a kid,
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but it was a piece of driftwood.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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I can't believe I'm going to LA
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to try out for "Star Search."
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That's wonderful, la'u pepe.
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Your father used to say
your voice was so special.
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Thank you, Mom.
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You'd be so proud, Peter.
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This is all for you.
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And while you're gone,
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Rocky and I are going to plot
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a revenge against Yao.
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I already took his cowboy boots.
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He'll be feeling that for a while.
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That's only the beginning.
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Next, we're gonna crush his spirit.
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Mom, you can't do that.
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Yao is after our business.
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Your father's business
and our family legacy.
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In this family,
we stand up for ourselves.
258
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,559
Isn't that right?
259
00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:20,574
- That's right.
- Definitely.
260
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,199
He must pay.
261
00:09:22,224 --> 00:09:23,246
"He must pay"?
262
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,607
- What are you planning to do?
- Nothing.
263
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:26,691
Then why are you smiling like that?
264
00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:27,859
No reason.
265
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,785
No!
266
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,286
What?
267
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,705
Oh, my God.
268
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,624
My bird of fire!
269
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,584
Greek Gods and Goddesses!
270
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,545
Sugar's corrosive on a clear coat!
271
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:51,591
Just declined the insurance on these.
272
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,970
Now, some fights you choose...
273
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,493
and some fights, they choose you.
274
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,479
Hey. I'm Sebi.
275
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,897
Hi, Sebi. I'm Dewey,
276
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,816
and this is my boogie board, Tanya.
277
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,859
Kenny wants to fight you.
278
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,319
I didn't know who Kenny was
279
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,737
or even why he wanted to fight me,
280
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,405
but like my grandmother said,
281
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,574
in our family, we always
stand up for ourselves.
282
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,952
Hell yeah, I'll fight him.
283
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,246
- Who's Kenny?
- That's Kenny.
284
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,876
By the way, I'm not affiliated with him.
285
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,337
He stole my shaved ice and said
286
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,672
he wouldn't give it back until I...
287
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,049
Can't talk. My ride's here.
288
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,055
You missed that one!
289
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,849
I know, Sebi!
290
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:48,147
? I know it's not your way ?
291
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,983
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
292
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,402
I know you said this is
the perfect acoustic chamber
293
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,112
for you to practice your song,
294
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,281
but it's also the perfect
chamber for something else,
295
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,282
if you know what I mean.
296
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,075
I just need five more minutes.
297
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,869
You know what? I love you so much,
298
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,162
I'll give you six.
299
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,832
? Not your way ?
300
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,292
They took Tanya!
301
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,960
- Who's Tanya?
- My boogie board.
302
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,086
Who did?
303
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,923
Kenny, heard you wanted to fight.
304
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,341
You're in my surf spot.
305
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,969
If you don't want to get your ass
kicked, you gotta pay the price.
306
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,972
- Pay the price? What price?
- 50 bucks.
307
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,432
And your boogie board.
308
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,434
Well, I don't have any money,
309
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,635
and you sure as hell ain't getting that.
310
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:27,620
So...
311
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,273
looks like we're gonna have
to settle this another way.
312
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,066
I was ready to fight Kenny.
313
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,943
Hey, yo. Check this kid out.
314
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,738
But Kenny rolls deep.
315
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,574
Thinks he can take on the local boys.
316
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,742
Uh-oh.
317
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,868
Your board...
318
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,456
is gonna make a great present
for my mistress.
319
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,834
They cut my leash,
took my board, and beat my ass.
320
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,961
They were gonna bury me
up to my neck in the sand,
321
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,047
but I ran away.
322
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,715
- I'm sorry, Dad.
- Hey.
323
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,967
Never apologize
for standing up for yourself.
324
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,219
Oh, no, I wasn't apologizing about that.
325
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,055
I was saying sorry because I lost.
326
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,765
- Oh, okay, good.
- Yeah, I'm glad I fought.
327
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,477
All right, good. Um, listen, Dewey.
328
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,896
Let's not tell your mom about this.
329
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,731
She's got a lot going on right now,
330
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,524
and we don't want her to worry.
331
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,110
But as soon as she leaves
for the airport,
332
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,780
you and I will deal with those kids.
333
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,241
Lia? Yao called.
334
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,118
He says he wants to have
a sit-down with you.
335
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,787
I think our threats worked.
336
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,581
He says he wants to end this beef.
337
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,376
I already know what I'm gonna wear.
338
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,928
Lia. Bob.
339
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,180
Greg. Drab boots.
340
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,723
They're temporary. Okay?
341
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,308
I'm having new ones custom made.
342
00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:49,477
I'm just waiting for this
special African yellow dye...
343
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,479
We're indoors, take your hat off.
344
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,940
Show some respect.
345
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,650
I know you're the one
who's been threatening me
346
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,985
and damaging my property.
347
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,487
Then you stay away from my wrestlers.
348
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,385
I run the Hawaii territory,
349
00:13:01,502 --> 00:13:03,971
and if you want to put on
a match, you go through me.
350
00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:05,535
I don't work for you anymore.
351
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:07,211
You think because you take my wrestlers
352
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,621
that we are equals?
353
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,249
I am a shark, and you are...
354
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,626
Bob, what's the name
of those small fish?
355
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,961
- Guppy.
- No, no, no.
356
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,963
The ones that attach themselves
to the sharks
357
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,506
and eat their leftovers.
358
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,550
- Oh, remora?
- Yes.
359
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,176
You are remora.
360
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,637
And you eat what I let you eat.
361
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,097
You know, this business is tough.
362
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,849
People die in this business.
363
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,727
My husband, he died
because of this business.
364
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,729
Didn't Peter die of cancer?
365
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,313
He died how I say he died!
366
00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,607
Okay. Fine.
367
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,192
Just tell me what you want me to do.
368
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,569
Pay.
369
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,612
You rent the rings
and the venues through me.
370
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,072
You book my wrestlers,
371
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,658
and you pay my tribute fee of $5,000.
372
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,118
I don't have that kind
of money lying around.
373
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,202
Then get it!
374
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,246
Hi, Lia. What are you having today?
375
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,789
Oh, good morning, Marisa.
376
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,167
I'll have silver dollar
pancakes short stack
377
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,793
with a side of sausage.
378
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,795
- Home fries with gravy.
- I'll have a cobb salad...
379
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,299
No, no, nothing for him. He's leaving.
380
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,468
Hey, you tell Bob when you have it.
381
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,032
And I keep some extra money
in a coffee can
382
00:14:35,157 --> 00:14:36,534
in the closet, just in case.
383
00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,035
Oh, don't let Dewey
eat too many mangoes.
384
00:14:38,152 --> 00:14:40,071
He's mildly allergic.
He gets puffy lips.
385
00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:42,248
Please check in on my mom.
She's under so much pressure.
386
00:14:42,373 --> 00:14:44,083
- I'm really worried about her.
- I will.
387
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,210
You just concentrate on this audition.
388
00:14:46,335 --> 00:14:47,837
I'm gonna blow the doors
389
00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:49,505
- off "Star Search"!
- Oh, I know that's right.
390
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:50,923
I'm so proud of you!
391
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,927
- Oh.
- Good luck, Mom.
392
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:57,013
Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
393
00:14:57,138 --> 00:14:58,347
I'll see you in a few days, okay?
394
00:14:58,472 --> 00:15:01,017
- See you in a few days.
- Well, hopefully not.
395
00:15:01,142 --> 00:15:02,810
- What do you mean?
- I mean,
396
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,021
hopefully this is just the beginning.
397
00:15:05,146 --> 00:15:07,440
You kill the audition,
they put you on the show,
398
00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:10,026
a label signs you, you go on tour!
399
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,319
I mean, how cool would that be?
400
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,362
Both of us on tour, you with your music,
401
00:15:13,487 --> 00:15:15,031
me with the WWF?
402
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:16,449
Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
403
00:15:16,574 --> 00:15:18,367
But that's the dream, right?
404
00:15:18,492 --> 00:15:21,370
Right. I... I...
405
00:15:21,495 --> 00:15:24,332
so, if we're on tour, what about Dewey?
406
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,250
Uh, he'll split time between me and you.
407
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,418
Sometimes he'll stay with your mom.
408
00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:28,961
We'll figure it out.
409
00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:31,839
So, I just wouldn't see him
half the time?
410
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,341
No, no, not half.
411
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,634
You wouldn't see him, like,
40% of the time.
412
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,080
But... but don't worry about
that right now.
413
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,347
That's in the future.
This is just the beginning.
414
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,557
Yeah. It's just the beginning.
415
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:43,267
- Okay.
- All right.
416
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:44,977
- I love you both so much.
- Bye, Mom.
417
00:15:45,102 --> 00:15:46,979
Now, you drive safe.
You got precious cargo.
418
00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:48,189
Bye, babe. There she goes.
419
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,315
Bye.
420
00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:53,861
Bye!
421
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,887
All right.
422
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,264
Show me those punks who jumped you.
423
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,421
Let me tell you, if you were ever jumped
424
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,755
by a gang of bullies,
425
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,049
you wanted Rocky Johnson in your corner.
426
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,302
- There they are.
- Hey!
427
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,053
Heard y'all jumped my boy.
428
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,014
That's a bitch-ass move.
429
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,223
Eight against one.
430
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,100
Now, listen up. My son
431
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,977
would kick the crap
out of any one of you
432
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,104
one-on-one, and he'll do it right now.
433
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,355
- Uh...
- And I heard
434
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,773
one of y'all pulled a knife!
435
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,900
No one pulled a knife on your...
436
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,860
You shut the hell up!
437
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,154
Y'all like knives, huh?
438
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,906
Well...
439
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,908
I got the knife now.
440
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,994
That's what I thought.
441
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,705
Dewey! Get your board.
442
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,878
All right! Dewey and Dewey's dad!
443
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,755
Sebi, are you okay?
444
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,090
I'm buried straight down, but I'm fine.
445
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,133
I'm clapping right now.
446
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,761
You can't see, but I am.
447
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,804
Anytime, one-on-one.
448
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,056
Anytime.
449
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,310
Dad, that was amazing.
450
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,479
- Bye, Dewey!
- Thank you, Dew.
451
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,357
We believe in standing up
for ourselves in this family.
452
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,859
But sometimes, the fight
isn't always fair.
453
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,238
When that happens, know
I always got your back.
454
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,531
Dad, do you wanna
go boogie boarding with me?
455
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:13,950
No, son. You know I don't like
456
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,160
to get my hair wet.
457
00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:23,501
Aloha flight 24
will be boarding shortly.
458
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,382
You into surfing?
459
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,841
Oh.
460
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,886
No, I just got my son
one of those boogie boards.
461
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,304
Uh, that'll be $6.50.
462
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,348
He's not here with me... my son.
463
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,017
But I thought he'd like
the magazine when I get back.
464
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,352
I'm only gone a few days.
465
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,354
And, you know, if I have
to be gone longer next time,
466
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,522
we'll figure it out.
467
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,899
I mean, when I was growing up,
we traveled all the time.
468
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,026
My dad was a wrestler and
my mom and I were on the road
469
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,988
constantly with him, and it was fine.
470
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,199
Of course, my mom was always with me.
471
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,244
She was that steady presence.
472
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,539
I remember that made me feel like
473
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,082
no matter where we were,
474
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,625
that was home.
475
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,295
That's sweet.
476
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:12,174
Please take the change from my hand.
477
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,559
Mom? What are you doing here?
478
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,185
I have bad news.
479
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,062
"Star Search" called
and changed their mind.
480
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,314
Really?
481
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,358
- Wait, they called you at the airport?
- Yep.
482
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,236
Announced it over the loudspeaker.
483
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,904
Said they made a mistake and accepted
484
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,281
too many talented people,
485
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,200
but they're gonna keep me
in mind for the future.
486
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,910
I'm sorry, Mom.
487
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,079
- Are you sad?
- No.
488
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,123
Because now I get to be here with you.
489
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,499
Mm.
490
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,376
Did you have some good
bonding time with your dad?
491
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,795
Yeah. We had fun at the beach.
492
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,089
Is that a knife?
493
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,008
Let's sing a song together.
494
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,885
Sure.
495
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:56,969
- Your favorite?
- Yeah.
496
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,350
? Don't go breaking my heart ?
497
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,977
? I couldn't if I tried ?
498
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:10,358
? Oh, honey, if I get restless... ?
499
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,193
? Baby, you're not that kind ?
500
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,532
? Don't go breaking my heart ?
501
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,201
Ultimately, my mom decided the fight
502
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,379
to become a star could wait.
503
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,581
It wasn't worth losing
these moments with her family.
504
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,629
Francine, go pee-pee for Mama.
505
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,589
No, don't lick my shoes.
506
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,091
Go pee-pee.
507
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,509
Hey, Lia.
508
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,427
Hey. Where's Dewey?
509
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,137
He's relaxing at the hotel.
510
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,307
But I got these for you.
511
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,976
Ooh. Yao's boots.
512
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,728
Look how they glow in the moonlight.
513
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,023
Ooh, look how the pores
in the leather accept the dye.
514
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,149
Mm!
515
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,485
Anyway, how is everything?
516
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,656
You okay?
517
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:58,155
I think I finally got everything
under control.
518
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,532
Good.
519
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,283
'Cause Ata was worried
about some of the stuff
520
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,743
you were saying at the restaurant.
521
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,162
I shouldn't have said
those things in front of her.
522
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,705
But you know, Peter built
523
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:10,167
Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling...
524
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,586
and I won't let it be torn down.
525
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:16,132
No one can question,
you are one badass woman, Lia.
526
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,008
Respected. Feared.
527
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,344
Loathed. And loved.
528
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,595
I like that.
529
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,556
Put it on a T-shirt.
530
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,101
Come on. Help me put on my new boots.
531
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,610
Sometimes, when you think
a fight has just been won,
532
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,029
you find out it's only just beginning.
533
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,995
Did you hear, FBI? Did you get it?
534
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,621
We got her asking you for a tribute fee,
535
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,415
which sounds to me like extortion.
536
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,375
Yes, good!
537
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,960
- So you can arrest her?
- Yeah.
538
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,462
If we can get more,
we have a better chance
539
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,964
of making sure the charges stick.
540
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:58,799
My grandmother didn't know it,
541
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,469
but her biggest fight was yet to come.
542
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,014
My whole life, I've watched my family
543
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,474
fight to keep what's theirs,
544
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,350
fight to keep us together,
545
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,060
and fight to keep their dreams alive.
546
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,521
And as President,
I will follow their example,
547
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,274
and I will always fight
for the American people.
548
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,068
And that's what I hope
my legacy will be.
549
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,029
That was your "quick story"?
550
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,531
You exceeded your allotted
time by, what, 20 minutes?
551
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,533
Yes. Thank you very much.
552
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,538
Thank you, candidate Johnson.
553
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,374
Let's move on to the next question.
554
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,837
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