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Previously on "Wynonna Earp".
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There's always a crisis.
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I just want him to be happy.
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I've lost my love.
My job.
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I know your code.
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One I never should've broken
'cause of what it did to us.
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My reflection.
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You de-vamped him?
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I want a fresh start.
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I've been meaning to
introduce myself. I'm Nicole.
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- I-I owe you.
- How 'bout you buy me that cup
of coffee?
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I mean it.
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I swear
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to be bound to the Ghost River
Triangle for all of my days.
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Everything I love
is already here.
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You gonna marry me
or what?
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Yes, please.
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Let's have ourselves
a wedding!
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[slow 1950's style rock music]
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[woman whimpers]
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[she breathes heavily]
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[groaning]
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What... what did you do?
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[screaming]
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[squelching]
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[soft thud]
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[gasping]
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[music stops]
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[bells ringing]
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[Waverly]: It's here!
And just in time!
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[inhaling]: Oh!
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My wedding dress!
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- You're getting married!
- I'm getting married!
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[both squeal]
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[theme music]
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♪ Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
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I know that ain't no way
to live ♪
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♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪
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♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪
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[pop music]
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[Wynonna]: I knew it.
It's buttercream!
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Nicole? Does this look like
buttercream to you?
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Which answer's gonna
make you less crazy?
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- The bride-to-be is vegan.
- Yep.
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[Wynonna]: Buttercream's
not vegan.
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Nope.
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Ergo, Waverly can't eat
her own wedding cake!
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Meh. What if
we just didn't tell her?
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This isn't
a secret wife, Nicole.
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This is the
matrimonial icing!
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[sighing]: Wynonna, I know that
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you want everything to be
perfect but it's not gonna be.
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That's okay!
That's our brand!
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Not today!
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Look, this is us.
Trying to pull off a wedding.
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At the Homestead.
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Both of Waverly's
dads died here.
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Save something for
the wedding toast.
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[Waverly]: Hi!
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Hey, Waverly Earp.
I can't wait to be your wife.
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Aw, I can't wait
to be your wife.
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Nicole was gonna serve you
buttercream.
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- Huh?
- I was joking.
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It's basically hamburger.
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There's vegan cupcakes
in the freezer.
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I made 'em yesterday.
Just in case.
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It'll be fine, sis.
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Nicole gonna wear her hair
like that?
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[Nedley]: You all packed?
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I got my clothes, my pillow.
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Have you thought
about your lures?
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Nasty boys for pike and
jig spin for walleye.
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Ah, we don't waste time on
walleye on my boat, little lady.
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Honestly, I'll be happy
if I land a minnow.
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God, fishing!
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You know I'm glad
you're excited.
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The only thing Chrissy
ever caught was mono.
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[blowing out air loudly]
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[magical chiming]
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[Wynonna]: Oh my god.
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It's beautiful.
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What even would it feel like?
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[creaking and loud thud]
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It's summer, who needs doors?
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[suspenseful music]
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[frantically]: Grab the crystal
water glasses off the cart
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before they break.
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Forget the glasses,
water the arbour!
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[grunting]: That's definitely
not vegan!
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[loud knock]
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[panting]
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[magical, soft music]
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Little help?
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I just saw this dress,
hanging in the barn,
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and it was just the
one beautiful, perfect thing.
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- And I...
- You had put it on.
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Your sister's wedding dress.
On the day of her wedding.
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And now I can't get it off.
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Here's something to
help us brainstorm.
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[Wynonna sighs]
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Mmm, okay.
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Wedding speech not going well?
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[Doc]: Oh.
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Sometimes it is hard to
find the right words.
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If we don't get me
out of this dress,
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there won't be a wedding.
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Getting you out of your
clothes used to be my specialty.
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Nary a zipper to be found.
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I could cut it along
this seam.
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Sew it back together and
no one would be the wiser.
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You can sew?
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Wynonna, some of my clothes
are 150 years old.
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You look different.
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These threads are enchanted.
I cannot cut through.
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[loud sob]
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[car horn honking]
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Oh my god.
Someone's coming.
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Close the door!
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Waverly!
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[Waverly]: Hey!
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Shouldn't you be getting
ready for your nuptials?
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Just running a few
little errands first.
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So to what do I owe
the honour of this visit?
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[grunting softly]
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Wyatt Earp's saddle.
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[Waverly]: It took a while
to get it properly restored
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but... I should've given it
to you years ago.
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John Henry Holliday.
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You are a good person.
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Not perfect, but trying,
every day to be better.
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And that makes you the
best man I have ever known.
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And so...
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I'd like you to be mine.
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Today.
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My best man!
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What about Wynonna?
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Oh. She's standing up
for Nicole.
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Apparently, they're
best friends now.
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I do not know what I did to
deserve your kindness.
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Just say yes?
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I still have so much to do.
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It would be my joy to stand by
your side
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and watch you marry
that formidable woman.
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Yay!
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Okay. Then I'll see you
in a couple of hours.
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Can you believe
I'm getting married?
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- Okay. Oops!
- [Wynonna]: Psssst!
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Ask her where she got the dress!
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Oh, uh, Waverly!
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Yeah?
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Where did you buy
your wedding gown?
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Jeremy and I are looking to
procure matching cummerbunds.
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Aw! I got it at this adorably
quaint little boutique
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down on
Hogback Road.
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Did she say quaint or taint?
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She does love her vintage.
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[clinking]
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[bird honking loudly]
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You're so goth.
We get it.
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[Doc sniffs]
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- Boo.
- [Wynonna shrieks]
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Oh.
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I see my gown found you.
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Yeah, my pee found your gown.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Some kind of knight
in shining armour?
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A cowboy?
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- I am a gunslinger-
- Okay, nobody cares.
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But you.
[Wynonna]: Hm?
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You are the perfect mark.
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I am nobody's mark.
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I am Wynonna goddamn Earp.
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And you are gonna get this gown
off me
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before he blows your brains
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all over this bleak freak
boutique.
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The dress will do its work,
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regardless of what you do to me.
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Alright, just give
us the evil spiel.
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[ding! Ding!]
[singing in operatic voice]
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When the wedding bells chime,
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the slaughter will begin.
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At the hand...
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- What is happening?
- ...of the one.
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- [Doc]: Slaughter?
- ...who wears it.
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What I think she's saying is
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I'm gonna kill everyone at
the wedding.
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Well, bing bang boom,
we won't ring the bells.
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Don't be so literal.
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It's gauche.
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Oh, don't you gauche me
out of this. Now.
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Oh! Only a Bombyx mori can
undo the thread it has spun.
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Bombyx mori.
Silkworm.
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Yeah, you know the one that
has the same pattern on its back
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as that one.
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We're on the clock here
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I'm just gonna shoot you
and see how it goes.
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Killing me won't stop
the coming bloodshed.
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So how do we kill the dress?
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You can't.
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Not without killing the
person who wears it.
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Alrighty then.
[sighing]
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Well, I guess we gotta find
some bugs and save a wedding.
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Bring it on.
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I found the cake topper.
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[door opens]
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Oh.
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[door closes]
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- Oh.
- Mmm. Lesbian wedding.
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Uh, guys?
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I misted this before I left!
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Why is everything frigged up?
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Yeah. Things have kinda
gotten... Earped?
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Yeah. Yeah,
it appears that way.
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Well, who...
or what did this?
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Don't worry, brides.
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I will get to the
bottom of this.
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Didn't the barn used
to have a door? Look!
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[sighing]
Baby! Of all the days!
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You really thought we wouldn't
know, didn't you?
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Uh. What?
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Hm. Damon, really?
Isn't that a little on the nose?
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What nose?
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[sighing]: Oh my gosh.
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This is a wedding. A day when
we celebrate love not...
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this.
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Wow.
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Wynonna?
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- Not here.
- [Waverly gasps]
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Neither is my wedding dress!
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Wait. I don't even like
that dress.
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And everything wedding-y
is trashed.
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[both]: Haunted wedding dress!
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[whispering]: I know
your secret.
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It's not a secret, man.
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[chuckling]: Okay, great.
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Can we just have one day
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where your kind isn't being
shoved in our faces?
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My kind?
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Yeah.
Damon.
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So, you'd prefer no gays at
the gay wedding
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which you of all people
are officiating.
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Oh my god, okay, let me guess,
you were born that way?
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Yeah, demon. Wait.
Sorry, gay demon?
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Demon? Alright, I'm gonna
go away from you
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while you sort out whatever it
is you need sorting out.
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And you don't get any pinwheels.
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Hey! The second I saw you
I had a feeling in my crotch!
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- For Waverly!
- Okay.
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Ooh, mama!
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Did you get it?
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Well, if by "it"
you mean E. Coli, then probably.
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You know it is entirely
possible
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that there are no silkworms in
the entire Ghost River Triangle.
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Where did you, uh...
Wynonna.
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Are you serious
with this shit?
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The fog is gone.
Amon is gone.
257
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:55,775
BBD is no longer a threat and
I am back to being just a man.
258
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,734
Just?
259
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,606
You're skipping town
260
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,607
and you were gonna tell me
in a fucking note?
261
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,744
My Purgatory
historical kills file
262
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,920
actually has a buttload of
weddings
263
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,400
that ended
in bloodshed.
264
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,445
When your town has forty times
265
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,665
the murder rate of
a normal borough,
266
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,537
you don't always
connect the dots.
267
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,626
Here's another one. 1968.
268
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,542
The bride axed her groom to
death on the foot of the chapel
269
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,762
- right after she'd--
- Just axed her family to death?
270
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,288
Then killed herself?
271
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,377
- Slit her throat.
- With the axe!
272
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,857
Wanna see her
beautiful wedding dress?
273
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,424
Ooh, wait, don't tell me.
274
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,862
Vintage lace, inlaid
sapphires in a heart?
275
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,037
Bingo.
276
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,517
We know the dress is
haunted,
277
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,519
so it's gotta be the
dressmaker, right?
278
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,826
There's an old wedding
announcement. Check this out.
279
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,307
"The bride will be wearing
a creation
280
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,092
from Cursey's Bridal Boutique,
281
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,443
designed by
Ms. Brigitte Hogback.
282
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,838
That's definitely the weirdo
who sold me the dress.
283
00:13:59,012 --> 00:13:59,839
Also!
284
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:05,322
First wedding massacre, 1922.
285
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,324
Ah! A Miss H,
286
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,501
left at the altar,
killed her guests.
287
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,895
Well, that is a terrible
way to be dunked on.
288
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:16,246
Awful enough to want to destroy
every future wedding in town?
289
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,988
Baby, if you left me at
the altar, I would fuck shit up.
290
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,163
I might kill Nedley.
291
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:23,123
- Nicole!
- I'm kidding.
292
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,254
I think.
293
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,736
What else would you do
to keep me around?
294
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:33,176
You cut and run on Wyatt.
You cut and run on Kate.
295
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,874
God, her shit's still
in your car!
296
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,136
That is your shit.
297
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,311
I guess I shouldn't be
surprised
298
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,312
you'd cut and run
on me too.
299
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,227
On us.
300
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,272
Look, if you could park your
temper for even one minute--
301
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,187
Why, so you can explain?
302
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,190
We count on you. And you were
just gonna drive off in Charlene
303
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,105
and go find a new family?
304
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,628
You think so little of me?
305
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,152
Yeah, well, that's the thing
with you, right?
306
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,675
You get us all to believe
you can be better.
307
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:57,461
That you're better.
And you're just a coward.
308
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,855
A coward would stay.
309
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,379
Instead of admitting it is
high time to let go of the past
310
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,033
and get to living.
311
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,861
And as far as dastards go,
you are one to talk.
312
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,645
What is that supposed
to mean?
313
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,083
In war, you are
the truest hero
314
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,736
I ever fought
alongside of.
315
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,740
But in love, Wynonna,
you are a coward.
316
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,485
You don't know me.
317
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:25,098
I know you as sure
as I know my own heart.
318
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,451
And I wasn't just gonna
leave a letter.
319
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,019
I was just trying to find
the right words to say.
320
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,939
Prove me wrong.
321
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,116
Come with me.
322
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,859
We don't have time
for this shit.
323
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:48,991
If we don't get me out of
this dress,
324
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,210
it'll be
"here comes the scythe".
325
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,256
So that's that?
326
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172
Shut up and help me
paint some grubs.
327
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,348
Hello?
328
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,915
- [Waverly]: Oh! Crap!
- Oh, my God!
329
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,744
Guys, for the last time,
nobody wants to see this.
330
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,398
Sorry, Jer.
331
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,921
We figured out what happened and
then we sort of...
332
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,183
The spirit took us.
333
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,576
Oh, okay.
So you know about the-
334
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,099
[both]: Haunted wedding dress?
335
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,797
Wh-- Uh, no.
You mean the demon caterer?
336
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,495
Uh, no.
337
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,149
[Nicole exhales loudly]
Check the murder-board.
338
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,802
Yeah, but if you're talking
about our caterer,
339
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,109
his name's Damon
and he's pretty great.
340
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,284
Super hot, right?
341
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,635
Yes. Definitely hot.
And gay!
342
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:25,854
It went that well, huh?
343
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,943
Ugh, No!
344
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,771
Sorry, Jerbear!
345
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:33,296
[sighing contentedly]
I gotta go.
346
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,255
Hey, baby.
Heads up.
347
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,344
You sure you got this?
348
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,954
I'll make sand out
of that witch!
349
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,216
Nice one.
350
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:43,959
Bye.
351
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,789
[Nicole]: Oof!
Okay.
352
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,705
Are you sure he's not
a demon?
353
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,666
I gotta fix my hair.
Again.
354
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,323
They're in here?
355
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,064
Your cup runneth over
with silkworms.
356
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,198
But how? They're not endemic
to the region.
357
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:08,288
Amazon Prime same day, baby.
Now de-dressify me.
358
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,337
Oh! Common Earth worms.
359
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:17,297
[chuckling]: Did you even try?
360
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,255
Have you painted a bug before?
361
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:23,738
If this is your best effort,
I'd rather not see what's next.
362
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,653
Now, listen here, ma'am.
363
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,916
Yes, that is a tumbler of grubs
covered in nail polish.
364
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,918
But it is symbolic of
the great effort
365
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,486
that Wynonna puts into
keeping her family safe.
366
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,835
Hm.
That's actually kinda sweet.
367
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:38,535
What you have here
is a cup of love.
368
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,102
Scratch that.
369
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:44,193
Well, love is not enough to
stop your descent
370
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,369
into a murderous fever.
371
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:51,331
Your failure has
sealed... your fate.
372
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,421
Failure is never irreversible
and I'm living proof of that.
373
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,380
And if I have to paint every
damn maggot on the continent
374
00:17:57,554 --> 00:18:00,557
to give Waverly the perfect
wedding day then I will.
375
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:03,952
Sorry, um, whose
wedding day is this?
376
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,999
Hi, guys!
377
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,132
[both women screaming
indistinctly]
378
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,394
Wynonna!
379
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:12,700
What is she doing here?
380
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:13,440
Do you think she saw
the dress?
381
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:14,397
[screaming]
382
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,617
That was such a rush!
383
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,836
That was remarkably easy.
384
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,925
I cannot believe that I jumped
into a swamp
385
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,797
when we could have
just done that.
386
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:27,715
I was bested by regular silk
and a standard removal spell.
387
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,108
So can I shoot her now?
388
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,631
- No!
- I agree with the new girl.
389
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,764
No killing on my wedding day!
390
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,288
It's your wedding day?
391
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:36,289
Yeah.
392
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,900
Are you two lesbians?
393
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:42,382
- Bisexual.
- No, we are sisters.
394
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,905
Oh, and you're getting married?
395
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,776
[both]: No!
396
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,604
[sighing]: She is marrying
the Sheriff, who is a lesbian.
397
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:51,782
Then why was the aggressive
one in your wedding dress?
398
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:56,178
You know what,
great question, silk witch.
399
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,441
Because it was a magic dress.
Tell 'em, Hogback.
400
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,704
No, the dress does not choose.
401
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,098
The chooser chooses.
402
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,666
Throw me a frickin' bone, man.
403
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,103
As long as the chooser
is in love.
404
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,931
Really?
405
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,847
I saw the dress hanging in
the barn and I know it's stupid.
406
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,110
But just for a minute,
407
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,678
I wanted to pretend I could be
that kind of normal
408
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:21,464
and have
that kind of... love.
409
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:27,078
We have a...
complicated history.
410
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,907
Okay. You want to know
complicated?
411
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:34,085
This woman was left
at the altar.
412
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,176
I'm so sorry that happened
to you, Brigitte.
413
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,266
Everyone deserves love.
414
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,620
[Wynonna]: Mama's dress.
415
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,143
Feels right,
416
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,886
with a few
Waverly modifications.
417
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,104
Hm.
418
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,977
Do you think Mama
would approve?
419
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,936
I think Mama's banging
her way through Turkey.
420
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,330
Postcards have gotten
real graphic.
421
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:02,810
[Waverly]: Hm.
422
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,681
[Wynonna exhales at length]
423
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,248
- Wynonna?
- Hm?
424
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,165
What is it?
425
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,123
Oh, you know.
426
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,169
My baby sister's
getting married.
427
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,183
[knocking at the door,
door opens]
428
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,490
Oh, hi.
429
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:36,104
Wow. I never knew a woman could
look so beautiful in a suit.
430
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,411
Took some work to get the
barn sex out of my hair, but...
431
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:39,586
Hm.
432
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,892
Sorry.
433
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,547
Turns out, I'm a little nervous.
434
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,724
I... know I'm not supposed to
interrupt the bride
435
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,117
while she's getting ready
436
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,206
but I thought this might
come in handy.
437
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,251
Ah.
438
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,254
Thank you.
439
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,692
But I need one more thing.
440
00:20:58,866 --> 00:20:59,954
Okay.
441
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,523
Will you walk me down the aisle?
442
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:10,269
It would just really help
if you would walk beside me,
443
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,317
like you've been doing
for most of my life.
444
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:18,538
[soft music]
445
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:19,974
It would be my honour.
446
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,243
Now, pull it together, Sheriff,
447
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,986
let's go get you hitched.
448
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,649
You're the best of
us, baby girl.
449
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,608
I love you too, sis.
450
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:39,880
You look so beautiful.
451
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,317
Haught as hell.
452
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,102
Please be seated.
453
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,893
We are here today to celebrate
the union of
454
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,808
Waverly Earp and
Nicole Haught.
455
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,592
Two elements,
456
00:22:56,766 --> 00:23:01,292
maybe working in a bar or
small town police department,
457
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:05,949
just minding their own business
when one day, boom:
458
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:07,560
they connect.
459
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,649
And if the right amount of
magic is involved,
460
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,565
they become something stronger
than they were before.
461
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,350
They become love.
462
00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:18,222
Please hold hands
and say your vows.
463
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:29,799
[Jeremy, sighing]: Nicole?
464
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:32,236
My beautiful angel.
465
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:38,329
You are the smartest, and
the kindest person I know.
466
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:45,206
I promise to stand by your side
for all of life's adventures,
467
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,383
and always pack a safety
harness, just in case.
468
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,864
[giggling]
469
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,083
I promise to hold your hand
470
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,390
when the firelight grows dim
471
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,394
and that my love never will.
472
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,179
I love you.
473
00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,138
[sighing]
474
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:12,581
Waverly?
475
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:19,370
Nicole, I thank goodness
every day
476
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,199
for that
bullet-proof vest.
477
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,332
Without it,
478
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:29,424
I would never have known
a love so strong...
479
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,079
and mighty.
480
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:35,212
I promise to love you.
481
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:39,260
I promise to stand beside you,
482
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:41,567
as equals,
483
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,658
for the rest of our lives.
484
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:07,288
Waverly, do you promise to
love and respect Nicole
485
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,899
for as long as
you both shall live?
486
00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:11,684
I do.
487
00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:14,208
Nicole, do you promise to love
and respect Waverly
488
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,471
for as long as
you both shall live?
489
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:17,777
I do.
490
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:22,999
Then I now pronounce
you, wife and wife.
491
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,132
You may now kiss the bride.
492
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:28,875
Opa!
493
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:31,442
[all]: Opa!
494
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,145
Hey!
495
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,366
Whoo!
496
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,282
Um. I've never been to
a wedding before.
497
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:50,026
I hadn't done a lot of things,
before I met you...
498
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,680
heroes.
499
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,554
And now I feel like
I can do anything.
500
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:59,470
But this is about
Waverly and Nicole.
501
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,168
I didn't know what
to get you guys,
502
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,213
so I got you this.
503
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:06,260
[soft piano music]
504
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:11,352
♪ I'm wide-eyed and
it's midnight♪
505
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:17,837
♪ I can't sleep and
it don't feel right ♪
506
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:22,276
♪ I'm caught in the shadows
of your limelight♪
507
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:28,064
♪ I'm wide-eyed and
it's midnight♪
508
00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:30,893
♪ And all I see is you♪
509
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:33,766
♪ All the heads keep turning♪
510
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,638
♪ In my mind like parachutes♪
511
00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:41,382
♪ And my heart's still burning
over you♪
512
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:46,082
♪ Oh oh oh oh♪
513
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:49,085
♪ Oh oh oh oh♪
514
00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:52,741
♪ Oh oh oh oh♪
515
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:55,918
[clearing throat]
516
00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,356
Nicole Rayleigh Haught.
517
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:00,967
There's no way that's
your middle name.
518
00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:02,142
[chuckling]
519
00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:03,056
My ginger bitch!
520
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,840
Wynonna.
521
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,537
Best friend.
522
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,151
I'm so glad you finally found
someone worthy of you.
523
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:12,021
[Nicole exhales briskly]
524
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,414
Cheers.
525
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:21,596
Jeez, look, former invisible
monster teen,
526
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,946
- wear a bell, will ya?
- Yeah.
527
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,948
- Um, so...
- Maybe?
528
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:27,080
Wow.
529
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,126
You two work out this whole
presentation ahead of time?
530
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,128
Please, Randy?
531
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,783
[sighing]: Okay. He can come.
532
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:35,828
But...
533
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,136
there's only gonna be
one kind of tent we're pitching
534
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:41,442
on this trip.
535
00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:43,792
- Yes, sir.
- So embarrassing.
536
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,754
♪ No I'll never get over you♪
537
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:50,799
[Waverly sighs]
538
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,322
[Doc speaking indistinctly]
539
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:56,500
♪ No I'll never get over you♪
540
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,938
[Nedley and Jeremy
conversing indistinctly]
541
00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,375
[a door closes]
542
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:05,771
♪ No I'll never get over you♪
543
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:16,477
♪ Oh oh oh oh♪
544
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:19,088
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh♪
545
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:22,352
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh♪
546
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:26,139
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh♪
547
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:29,185
♪ And all the heads
keep turning♪
548
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,362
♪ In my mind like parachutes♪
549
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:35,888
♪ My heart's still burning
over you♪
550
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,716
- Hey, uh, Damon.
551
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:38,891
[he snaps his fingers]
552
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,414
I just wanna apologize.
553
00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:42,111
For trying to out me?
554
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:44,853
Or for accusing me of being
some sort of demon?
555
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,376
Yes?
556
00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:49,510
Okay, well, grab the other
side of this.
557
00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,339
I didn't say stop?
558
00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:57,910
Look, I wasn't gonna out you.
559
00:28:58,084 --> 00:28:59,215
I'm already out.
560
00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:00,956
Oh, cool, same.
561
00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:03,176
I'm in the same out-ness
as you.
562
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:04,786
[Damon chuckles]
563
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,007
You share the same terrible,
demonic secret?
564
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,878
Yeah. Enthusiastically.
565
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,447
Well, obviously something was
weird here today,
566
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,492
but apology accepted.
567
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,408
- I'm Bunny Loblaw's nephew.
- Ah.
568
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:20,062
My forgiveness muscle
is taut as hell.
569
00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:21,847
[chuckles]
570
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,327
Cool, well, uh,
it's great to meet you.
571
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,199
Gay you... later.
572
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:28,027
- Wait.
- Yeah?
573
00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,550
What was that thing about you
574
00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:31,378
feeling something in your crotch
when you saw me?
575
00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:34,424
No, uh, no, that's
like a long story.
576
00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:36,905
No, not that long.
Just like average size.
577
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,124
[cell phone ringtone]
578
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:39,560
Relax.
579
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,388
You had me at enthusiastic.
580
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,347
Why don't we start over?
581
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,741
Drinks?
Tomorrow night?
582
00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:48,221
Uh.
583
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:49,918
You should probably
actually get that.
584
00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,790
Yeah, sorry.
585
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,531
Hello, what is so
goddamn important?
586
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:57,143
- [woman]: Deputy Chief Chetri?
- No, it's Agent Chetri.
587
00:29:57,317 --> 00:29:58,535
Not anymore.
588
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:00,320
Black Badge needs you back
589
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:01,887
and running the whole
Ghost River Triangle.
590
00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:03,323
First thing Monday.
591
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:08,284
I, um, I can't do Monday.
592
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,459
I have a date.
593
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,289
Well, congratulations.
594
00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:15,988
On all of it.
See you Tuesday.
595
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,130
Alright, we get it.
596
00:30:28,304 --> 00:30:29,915
You're a good poker player.
597
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:35,050
Starting to think you're
not bluffing.
598
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,185
I have to move forward.
My spurs are covered in dust.
599
00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:45,800
Besides I wanna see the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
600
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,109
What do you w-- do
you want me to beg?
601
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:55,157
That is beneath us both.
602
00:30:58,508 --> 00:30:59,814
Maybe a little.
603
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,044
I told you a lie when
we first met.
604
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:15,612
All those years at the
bottom of a well.
605
00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,789
Yes, vengeance drove
my thinking.
606
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,140
Kept me alive, and
gave me a purpose.
607
00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:25,666
But when it was dark and I was
scared,
608
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,539
and I have been scared
for a long time, Wynonna,
609
00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:33,848
I mostly thought about love.
610
00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:37,721
They say life is short.
611
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,985
But it is long.
And it is lonely.
612
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:43,162
So if you manage to find a group
of souls who will tolerate you
613
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:46,252
and elevate you,
614
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,951
Oh, and one...
615
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,869
and one who will especially
love you.
616
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,046
Well, that is all it's about.
617
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,745
That is what the fight
is really for.
618
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,269
Please.
619
00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:11,625
I can't leave her.
620
00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:19,720
Then you do know
of what I speak.
621
00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:24,986
I keep telling you
we're the same.
622
00:32:28,772 --> 00:32:30,209
You are without a doubt
the best Earp
623
00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,907
that I have ever
had the privilege of calling...
624
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,040
friend.
625
00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:42,830
[soft music]
626
00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:48,618
Doc!
627
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,321
I'm sorry.
628
00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:58,672
For all the ways I hurt you.
629
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:04,025
We only ever really hurt
ourselves, Wynonna.
630
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,204
I wouldn't have changed a note.
631
00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,270
A-a-and you said no.
632
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:33,533
I did.
633
00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:34,751
To Doc Holliday.
634
00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:36,449
The Doc Holliday.
635
00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:38,190
Was he not wearing his hat?
636
00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:39,974
He has changed.
637
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,020
But also done some like
terrible things.
638
00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:44,500
- [Rachel]: So have you. To Doc.
- Yes, I know,
639
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:45,806
but I don't
have to sleep with him.
640
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,329
[Rachel and Jeremy]: Have to?
641
00:33:47,503 --> 00:33:48,809
- Guys, it's for the best.
- [Nicole]: Yeah.
642
00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,811
- You two have always been--
- Extremely hot.
643
00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:51,986
Fraught.
644
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,466
Toxic?
645
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,859
My fourth favourite
Britney song.
646
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,905
What are we talking about?
647
00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:00,342
Whoa! You better hurry,
you're gonna miss him!
648
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,910
Wynonna turned Doc down.
649
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:03,824
Doc Holliday?
650
00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:05,391
I am the Earp heir.
651
00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:07,567
I'm the only one who
can wield Peacemaker.
652
00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,264
I can't leave the
Ghost River Triangle.
653
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,832
Uh, the fuck you can't.
654
00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:13,181
Ow! Waverly!
655
00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:14,835
Don't you "ow" me.
656
00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,445
And you lot.
657
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:19,100
Letting Wynonna mess up
her life, again, for us!
658
00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:21,798
Fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you!
659
00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:22,843
Not you, sweetie pie.
660
00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:24,497
- Waverly.
- Nope!
661
00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,542
Ow, ow, ow, okay, ow!
662
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:31,721
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
663
00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,462
What do we got here?
664
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:34,768
What are you doing?
665
00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,161
Okay.
666
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,814
What're you in my nick-nacks
for?
667
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:40,730
How do you have like 72 bras and
one pair of panties?
668
00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:43,124
Waverly. I am... not going.
669
00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:45,387
Wynonna Earp.
670
00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:46,997
Do you want to go?
671
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:51,219
- I want to protect you.
- [Waverly scoffs]
672
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:53,221
No. Do not put this
on me.
673
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,744
Waverly--
674
00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:56,790
[sighing]: You need to
stop thinking
675
00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:59,097
you're the only person
who can handle this place.
676
00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:02,056
You need to stop acting
like you're alone!
677
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:04,928
And you need to stop
punishing yourself.
678
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:10,412
- Okay.
- But, Peacemaker.
679
00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:11,935
- And...
- Put them on.
680
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,851
The whole...
the whole thing.
681
00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:18,638
Nicole is the Angel's Shield
and the Sheriff.
682
00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:21,380
She's gonna do things
differently this time.
683
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:24,774
Humans, demons
684
00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:27,864
we all have to figure out a way
to live here together.
685
00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,867
Oh, and Jeremy's the new
686
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:33,783
Deputy Director of
Black Badge now!
687
00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:35,220
[softly]: Wow. Go Jer.
688
00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:37,831
We'll be okay, Wynonna.
689
00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,879
Henry and I are not
always good together.
690
00:35:43,053 --> 00:35:45,186
Yeah, it's been messy.
691
00:35:47,362 --> 00:35:48,450
But you love him.
692
00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:52,759
Oh fuck, I do.
693
00:35:57,807 --> 00:36:01,420
That cowboy became
a cow-man for you.
694
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:03,422
He's tried.
695
00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:06,294
Now, it's your turn,
Wynonna.
696
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,996
My biggest fear
used to be that you'd...
697
00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:16,086
[voice trembling]: ...that
you'd never come back.
698
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:20,395
That you'd never get
to know the real me.
699
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:24,965
But now I know, you always
will, Wynonna.
700
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,361
Not only because you're
the fucking hero we need.
701
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,885
When we need you.
702
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,843
But because this is your home.
703
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:37,804
It says so, right out there
on the mailbox.
704
00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:49,859
You're my whole heart,
Waverly.
705
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,821
We have cell phones,
ding dong.
706
00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:58,694
- Yeah! Yes!
- [cheering]
707
00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:00,783
Okay, I can give you
a police escort!
708
00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:03,525
Well, I'm more worried
about...
709
00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:07,355
[truck rumbling]
710
00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:08,617
Perfect timing, old girl.
711
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:09,879
No!
712
00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:11,359
Jeremy! Less screaming!
713
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:13,013
- Nedley! Get the jumper cables!
- Alright!
714
00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:14,667
[Rachel]: They're in the cellar,
let's go! Let's go!
715
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:16,712
Oh no, oh my gosh!
He's almost at the border!
716
00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:18,671
You installed a tracker
on Doc's phone?
717
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,542
Yeah! I didn't want to miss
when he posts his first TikTok.
718
00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:22,501
Plus I worry that
he drives too fast.
719
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:24,764
Can't leave without this!
720
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:26,244
Nicole, it's like
85 degrees out.
721
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:27,984
Fashion first, bitch.
- Oh my god.
722
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,378
He is going
60 in a 55 zone.
723
00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:32,032
I'll never catch up.
724
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,254
Unless I take the back roads.
725
00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,241
[shots echoing]
726
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:09,287
[tires screeching]
727
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,869
- Did you just shoot Charlene?
- Yeah. Twice.
728
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:30,133
Did you really think you
could leave without me?
729
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,484
[softly]: No.
730
00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:35,443
I love you, Doc.
731
00:38:36,139 --> 00:38:40,100
I love you in that bottom
of a deep dark well way.
732
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:43,408
[whispering]: I love your face
733
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,021
and your butt and
your drawl
734
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,284
and your heart.
735
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:54,288
And I love the way
you love my sister.
736
00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:59,641
And I love the way you love me.
737
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,382
I do love you.
738
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:04,820
Well, that's good.
739
00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:06,213
[chuckling]
740
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,521
You killed my car.
741
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,305
I'm not driving to Cleveland
in that piece of shit.
742
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:14,700
But you're coming with me?
743
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,616
Read the room, dingus.
744
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:26,102
[soft rock music]
745
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,304
It's been a long time since
I travelled light.
746
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:57,351
[engine turns
and rumbles]
747
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:19,112
[beer cracks open]
748
00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,680
That's quite the itinerary.
749
00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:26,293
Think we have time for a pit
stop in Miracles, Montana?
750
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,426
What is in Miracles, Montana?
751
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,732
[soft music]
752
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,742
Do you think she'll
recognize us?
753
00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:43,528
Yeah, I'd take that bet.
754
00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:46,444
I'm all in.
755
00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:54,234
[dramatic music]
756
00:40:58,238 --> 00:41:01,459
[motorcycle rumbles]
757
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,426
[loon call]
758
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:16,735
[Waverly]: Hm.
759
00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:27,093
She'll be back.
760
00:41:28,703 --> 00:41:29,661
I know.
761
00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,840
Do you wish it was us?
762
00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:37,756
Going on a big adventure,
763
00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:42,587
travelling the world on
a sexy chic honeymoon?
764
00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,851
No. Hard pass.
765
00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:50,551
I'm where I've always
wanted to be.
766
00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:54,120
Home.
767
00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:56,296
With my wife.
768
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:02,302
[contented sigh]
769
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,131
Home.
770
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:11,529
[soft music]
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