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OK.
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Come on!
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OK.
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You are an idiot!
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Ahh! Come on don't!
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What ? What ? What?
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Come on! No!
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Stop it!
Give me that!
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No! Don't don't don't!
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We're gonna be late for the ceremony!
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When was the last time a wedding
actually started on time?
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It's cause they are always waiting for you!
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OK! OK! OK!
I am ready!
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Wait, you gonna wear a hoodie to a wedding?
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What, where your overalls in the wash?
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OK. I almost froze to death
at Nick and Rachel's wedding.
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You mean the one that was in Mexico?
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Where the groomsmen wore shorts?
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How dare you!
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You know that I have bad circulation.
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And I got worse after I got
laser hair removal.
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For you!
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Alright. Come on we really gotta go!
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OK. Fine.
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But ... I won this!
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OK.
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What?
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Wait. You can't wear white to a wedding!
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Come on!
Its got a pattern.
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Yeah ... a white pattern!
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Argh !!!
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It's such a stupid rule!
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What does the bride think the groom is gonna
get confused and marry me by accident?
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Getting married is so dumb!
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Just cause your parents each got divorced three
times doesn't mean that all marriages are bad!
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Half of all marriages end.
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If half of all planes crashed
would you continue to fly?
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It's just so much faster than driving.
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Zip me!
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Is this new?
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No, I just hate it.
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Like all we ever do is go to weddings.
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I can't remember the last time I sat down to eat
without a DJ telling me to get this party started.
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OK.
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- OK. Phone?
- Got it!
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- Keys?
- Got 'em!
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- Purse?
- Not that whipped!
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Wait. Is that what you are wearing?
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Whitney is taped in front of a live
studio audience. You heard me!
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- Hi! Hi!
- Hey!
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Neil did you get my purse?
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Got it!
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Wow! Again with the matching.
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Oh no. It's totally an accident this time.
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Well was it?
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Or is it ... that we love the same things!
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They've been together a year.
Let them have it.
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Hey!
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We got table eight.
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We met at a wedding at table eight.
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And wound up in a motel 6.
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Hey! Wow!
OK Hi!
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- Hey!
- Hi.
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Ah, Roxanne you can't
wear pants to a wedding!
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Lil. Get off my balls!
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I pay alimony to an ex-husband
who does spoken word for a living.
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I could wear cargo pants!
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- Are they already serving drinks?
- Hmm?
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Oh no I brought this.
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Nice dress!
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Should've worn the hoodie.
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Yeah.
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Let's get this party started!
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Ola Ha! Alex! Whitney!
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Hey.
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Schalom!
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Neil. Lillly.
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Ouch!
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Roxy! Love the sideboob!
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That's armpit fat.
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It all feels the same in the dark.
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Mark how are you ever late?
You have sirens on top of your car.
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Dude! I was down at the station
doing a little recount.
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You mean stalking the
bridesmaids on facebook.
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Yes.
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Two of them love police academy.
So....
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Someone is going on a ride-along tonight.
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On my face!
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OK. Enough!
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- We know what you're saying.
- Yeah
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She's gonna throw the bouquet!
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- You guys come on!
- OK. -OK. -Yeah.
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Neil!
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Someone is getting a cavity search!
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Hey man you actually don't have to do that.
OK. It's just me.
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- Relax.
- OK.
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Excuse me! Aren't you the guy who
sold that big internet company?
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Yeah. Hi. I'm Alex.
Have we met?
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I'm Sarah!
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We met at Jeff's birthday party.
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A bunch of people are doing
shots if you wanna come.
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Oh. Yeah.
You know I have a girlfriend.
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So I can't really engage
in any type of merriment.
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Yeah.
You date that photographer girl...
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Who's ... really loud.
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Whitney.
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Honey. Do you have those pepto things?
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It's just that.
The scallops are getting shaddy.
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- Excuse me!
- Oh.
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Sorry you gonna...
Taking off? -Yeah
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Got it.
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That Ashley girl is a beast!
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Yeah she's currently under investigation.
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Enjoy another year of EHarmony biatch!
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Boom!
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What where you doing out there?
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I just had to pick.
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I just read in Cosmo that one of the
keys to a healthy relationship is
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participating in your partner's passions.
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Well. Cosmo is for skanks.
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No! No!
It has interesting statistics.
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Like ... couples with the most successful
relationships have sex 4 or 5 times a week.
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- 5 times a week?
- Yeah.
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Who has time for that?
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Well. That is what happened in my marriage.
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I mean things got platonic.
We stopped having sex.
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Well I stopped having sex.
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He continued with other people.
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It's not his fault he's a man.
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Monogamy is not natural.
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If the cavemen had been monogamous...
there would be like 6 people.
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Mark you can't justify everything you do
using cavemen.
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Why not?
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The cavemen did it.
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I'm just saying...
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Once you're in a long term relationship...
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...you're not tapping that every night.
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Oh look!
They're gonna do the cake.
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Some of the cupcakes are missing.
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It was her.
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Wow you're on fire tonight.
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What are you closing with
Blackface?
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Just got an email from Mark.
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Went home with the pregnant girl.
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He said he wants to know if
it counts as a threesome.
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Ahh! Your feet are freezing!
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Why aren't we having sex?
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Cause your hair is up and I ate pork.
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OK. I don't mean now. I mean
why aren't we having it more often.
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What do you mean my hair is up?
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When your hair is up you
don't like to be touched.
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Or talked to.
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When was the last time I wore my hair down?
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Ahh.
Two years ago.
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OK. Be serious.
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I just don't think we're having sex enough.
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I mean ... why aren't we
tapping this every night?
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Well you can tap that whenever you want.
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This is serious OK?
This is a thing.
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This happened to Roxanne.
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This happened to my mother
with all three of her husbands.
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I don't want to end up like my mother.
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She has 7 parrots.
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I thought she had 7 therapists.
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Yeah she has 14 things
telling her she is pretty.
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It's just...
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Do you know what this Sunday is?
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Yeah it's our 3 year anniversary.
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You knew that?
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We haven't even planned anything.
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I mean we did something
good last year, right?
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Yeah. You took Tylenol PM.
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In the AM.
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I mixed up the bottles.
And as I recall you still had sex with me.
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It was our anniversary.
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OK.
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I just ... we're gonna do something
awesome this year. OK?
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But for now you just...
you just stay in that bed, alright?
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Because a storm of sexy is gonna...
Come your way.
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So just...
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...just get your umbrella.
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It's ... not good.
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That's ... what is that?
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This is what?
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It's not mine.
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What-what happened in there?
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The storm of sexy is probably coming
through more like tomorrowish.
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OK.
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OK. Little careful with the cleavage.
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What?
If I'm gonna start a blog I wanna look good.
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OK. OK!
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OK.
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You're a food critic not a Kardashian.
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Oh.
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So you and Neil will never go
4 or 5 days without having sex?
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Ahh. I work very hard at
keeping out sex life good.
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I do Kegels every day.
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Doing them right now.
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-Hey! -Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Can't! Wine?
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Oh, to your right.
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The glasses are right behind you.
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That's fine too.
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Being a single woman today is ...
embarrassing.
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That guy Chris I'm dating
just told me I have bad chi.
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Your chi is a little rough.
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Whatever!
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You know what I'm 33.
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My chi is tired.
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You know what makes you tired?
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Drinking at 2:30.
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You guys have no idea what is going on.
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Out there.
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You know it is a warzone.
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Guys get calf implants.
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They have feelings.
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I dated a guy who had a screensaver
of a baby on his computer.
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And it wasn't even his baby.
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- That's so sweet!
- That's a pedophile!
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Anyway. Enough about me!
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You left me a message I did not listen to.
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What was it?
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Well I just...
Our 3 year anniverary is coming up....
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..and I really wanna do something good.
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What about 'Color Me Mine'?
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What about Oxycontin?
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Is it possible that there
is something in between?
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Ehm. Is there something
I can help you with?
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Yeah wow you look...
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...cold.
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Yeah I'm interested in
becoming a sex goddess
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Ahh.
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I'll do pretty much anything except latex,
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feathers.
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Bird flu.
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Ah. And no underwire.
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It's like I'm leaning on a fence.
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How about role-play?
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You dress up in sexy costumes
and pretend to be other people.
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Yeah.
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It is exactly like being
with other people.
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Except you're with the same frickin' person
and he is dressed like an idiot.
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What about this cowboy costume?
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Oh that's very popular!
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And how about a toy gun?
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Yeah helps you get in character
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OK.
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OK. I'm not Daniel Day-Lewis.
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I just wanna get laid.
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Hi hon!
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Hello there!
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Are you here to, ah...
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...see the doctor?
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I don't know?
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Am I?
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Yes you are!
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Anniversary boy.
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I'm gonna need you to...
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...sign in.
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Yeah. I'll sign in.
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Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah!
Mr. Miller.
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I'm gonna need your...
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...insurance card.
266
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Ah.
267
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Pahhh!
268
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:31,309
Come on do it for real!
269
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:40,031
I'm pretty sure that doctor ehm...
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...Quinn.
271
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'Medicine woman'?
272
00:13:53,451 --> 00:13:55,761
Well I'm pretty sure that doctor Quinn...
273
00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:56,828
...ahm...
274
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...has my info already.
275
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I doubt it.
276
00:14:01,121 --> 00:14:05,684
I'm gonna need you to have a seat
and fill out these forms.
277
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Whit.
278
00:14:36,981 --> 00:14:38,962
Do I really need my employer's adress?
279
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:43,568
Oh I actually think we have that on file.
280
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Let me go check.
281
00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:49,441
But our file room is HUGE!!!
282
00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:52,094
And sometimes I get lost in there.
283
00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:59,707
So if I'm not back in a minute
you might wanna come...
284
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...help.
285
00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:14,475
I think I got that file
you're looking for right...
286
00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:21,872
Mr. Miller?
287
00:15:22,011 --> 00:15:24,225
The doctor will see you now.
288
00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:28,639
Mr. Miller?
289
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Mr. Miller.
290
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,445
What happened?
291
00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:39,200
I guess I'm gonna need to give
you a mouth to mouth.
292
00:15:43,591 --> 00:15:44,522
Alex?
293
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:47,889
He's gonna be OK right?
294
00:15:47,951 --> 00:15:49,033
We'll take care of him mam.
295
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:50,239
What's your relation to this man?
296
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He's my boyfriend.
297
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,161
I'm sorry.
298
00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:55,529
You are not allowed back here unless
you're a spouse or immediate family member.
299
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,192
Feel free to have a seat out here.
300
00:15:57,231 --> 00:16:00,032
OK. We've been together for three years
so we are basically married.
301
00:16:00,851 --> 00:16:02,745
You're either married or you're not!
302
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,787
Nurse to nurse.
303
00:16:09,656 --> 00:16:10,807
I gotta get back there.
304
00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:11,917
Nurse to stripper.
305
00:16:11,941 --> 00:16:12,920
Have a seat!
306
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:16,997
It's OK Whit.
307
00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,066
It's a concussion but the nurse said
he'll be fine.
308
00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:19,713
He's not fine.
309
00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:21,294
He's in there and he is all alone.
310
00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:25,619
Whit as your friend I should tell you something...
...that's not easy for me to say.
311
00:16:26,781 --> 00:16:28,816
You're still wearing that tiny hat.
312
00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:34,129
He doesn't have his special pillow.
313
00:16:34,171 --> 00:16:36,202
If you want I can go and
get his special pillow.
314
00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:37,401
Oh! Mark thank you!
315
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,153
It's in the bedroom, it's
squishy and it's like this big.
316
00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:41,381
Yeah it is.
317
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,361
And might I find it in
your underwear drawer?
318
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,076
OK I'll go.
319
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,161
And why don't you grab her some pants?
320
00:16:48,371 --> 00:16:49,874
OK but let's not forget.
321
00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:52,340
Next time we're all together
to mock Alex.
322
00:16:52,341 --> 00:16:53,678
For having a special pillow.
323
00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:56,810
Neil. Thank you so much!
324
00:16:56,811 --> 00:16:58,686
Ahhh you poor baby!
325
00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:00,012
Mom!
326
00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:01,877
What happened?
327
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:04,131
He he ... He hit his head on the counter
and now he has a concussion.
328
00:17:04,451 --> 00:17:05,978
Aw. You poor thing!
329
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,639
Is he gonna be alright, doctor?
330
00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:11,038
Oh I'm actually not the doctor.
331
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,524
I'm Neil.
332
00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:13,900
We've met 3 times.
333
00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:15,955
Last time you thought I was the valet.
334
00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:17,260
Oh!
335
00:17:17,261 --> 00:17:19,401
I could've used you 5 minutes ago.
I am blocking an ambulance.
336
00:17:19,461 --> 00:17:20,249
Ma!
337
00:17:20,911 --> 00:17:21,831
I'm gonna go do my rounds.
338
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,971
Oh will you?
Poor poor thing!
339
00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:26,581
Oh. All the single ladies.
340
00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:28,906
Is your father here?
341
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:29,831
Wow!
342
00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:30,521
30 seconds.
343
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:31,601
That's a new record.
344
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:35,277
It's one thing for him not to show
up at you college graduation.
345
00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:37,462
Mom you told him the wrong time!
346
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,809
Well it's not his fault
that he is so selfish...
347
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,175
...that he doesn't show up and...
348
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:42,795
...support you the way that I do.
349
00:17:43,006 --> 00:17:44,199
He is not a bad guy.
350
00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:47,690
He's just a horrible person
and he owes me a check.
351
00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:50,569
But this is not about that!
352
00:17:50,706 --> 00:17:52,191
This is about you!
353
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,256
Why aren't you back there with him?
354
00:17:55,311 --> 00:17:57,138
Ah they won't let me
because we're not married.
355
00:17:57,231 --> 00:17:58,131
It's so stupid!
356
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,198
I told you you should get married!
357
00:18:00,261 --> 00:18:02,481
No you told me to marry him because...
358
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:04,440
...if he cheats on me
I'll get half his stuff.
359
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:05,398
It's the law!
360
00:18:05,581 --> 00:18:06,283
I'm just trying to help...
361
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:07,256
...so sue me!
362
00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:08,232
Dad already did.
363
00:18:08,281 --> 00:18:09,729
Yeah. Well he showed up for that.
364
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,983
You know what?
Maybe you shouldn't marry Alex.
365
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:15,348
That way you don't have to be stuck
with him the rest of your life.
366
00:18:16,981 --> 00:18:19,329
But I ... I do wanna be stuck with him.
367
00:18:19,771 --> 00:18:21,306
That's ...
368
00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:22,594
...that's exactly what I want.
369
00:18:24,111 --> 00:18:25,564
Now you aren't making any sense.
370
00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:28,479
Miss Cummings!
371
00:18:29,311 --> 00:18:30,339
You can come see Alex now.
372
00:18:31,771 --> 00:18:32,531
Oh my god!
373
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,811
I'm so sorry!
374
00:18:34,023 --> 00:18:35,675
That was such a stupid idea.
375
00:18:35,912 --> 00:18:36,462
No it wasn't.
376
00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:37,594
Yes it was.
377
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:38,431
You're in here and...
378
00:18:38,481 --> 00:18:41,282
...I'm stuck out there and that scary nurse
wouldn't let me back and...
379
00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:45,950
I realized that I want
to be stuck with you.
380
00:18:46,531 --> 00:18:48,871
For the rest of my life
381
00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:49,751
So...
382
00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:55,039
Alex.
383
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:57,821
Will you marry me?
384
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:02,940
- No!
- Thank God!
385
00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:05,450
Good.
386
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,986
Look Whitney, I know that
marriage scares you...
387
00:19:11,031 --> 00:19:14,035
...so we'll just wait until
it doesn't anymore, right?
388
00:19:14,381 --> 00:19:16,549
I love you so much that
I'm not gonna marry you.
389
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:20,451
I'm sorry ... I was just worried
that things were gonna fizzle...
390
00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:22,252
...or fade or I don't know.
391
00:19:22,351 --> 00:19:24,580
I just really want us to stay together.
392
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,925
I love you!
393
00:19:26,511 --> 00:19:28,634
And I hate moving.
394
00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:31,851
This is the best part about
being together for so long...
395
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:35,780
...is that you can wear hoodies
and your hair up or down or...
396
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:37,785
I don't care.
397
00:19:37,806 --> 00:19:39,044
And get off the floor!
398
00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:39,586
What are you doing?
399
00:19:39,631 --> 00:19:40,671
I was worried!
400
00:19:41,031 --> 00:19:43,400
You know that people bleed
out in here, right?
401
00:19:43,439 --> 00:19:44,436
OK that's disgusting.
402
00:19:45,481 --> 00:19:46,811
Seriously are you OK?
403
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,331
Well. Ahh. I am you know I am...
404
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,161
...feeling rather woozy.
405
00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:55,113
Oh!
406
00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:56,330
Well.
407
00:19:57,181 --> 00:19:58,333
Mr. Miller.
408
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,410
I think I know the exact thing...
409
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,703
...to inject.
410
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,861
Yeah what might that be nurse Cummings?
411
00:20:07,911 --> 00:20:08,996
Oh you know...
412
00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:11,371
...just 3 ccs of...
413
00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:15,081
..."volinnum medicine".
414
00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:16,850
"Volinnum medicine"?
415
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,241
Was that one or two words?
I don't know.
416
00:20:18,298 --> 00:20:20,301
That's two. It's a medical term.
417
00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:22,001
- Ah OK.
- I googled it.
418
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:22,564
Right.
419
00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:26,995
You know...
420
00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:28,821
...I think we're gonna have to keep you...
421
00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:30,922
...overnight for observation.
422
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,102
Do I have to be in here all alone?
423
00:20:34,451 --> 00:20:35,668
Well.
424
00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:38,181
My shift ends soon. So...
425
00:20:38,281 --> 00:20:39,809
...we better hurry.
426
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:45,342
Oh be careful I just ...
I have to return this tomorrow.
427
00:20:45,821 --> 00:20:46,722
You rented it?
428
00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:50,018
No I just ... I left the tags on you know
because I'm only gonna wear it once.
429
00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:51,481
No, wait.
430
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,921
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
431
00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:55,281
Nurse! Nurse!
432
00:20:55,311 --> 00:20:56,405
Real nurse!!!
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00:20:56,578 --> 00:21:01,282
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