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WHOO! OH, THIS TIME
NEXT WEEK, CALIFORNIA.
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WERE YOU EVER THERE?
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OH, SURE. FOR 6 WEEKS.
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I WAS TOURING
WITH A MUSICAL.
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MIDDLE OF DECEMBER,
I WAS SWIMMING.
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WHAT PART
WERE YOU PLAYING?
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OH, I WAS IN
THE DANCING CHORUS.
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DID YOU HAVE ANY SONGS?
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NO, I COULDN'T
HIT THE NOTES.
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I JUST MOVED MY LIPS.
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THE OTHER 18 GIRLS
DID THE SINGING.
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WHAT WAS THE SHOW
YOU DID?
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OKLAHOMA, A REVIVAL.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING
REVIVALS. HOW COME?
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WELL, SOMEBODY
HAS TO DO IT.
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HA HA.
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WE'RE GONNA LIVE
OUT IN THE VALLEY.
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IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THERE.
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I HEARD IT'S VERY HOT
IN THE VALLEY
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WITH FAKE PALM TREES.
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THEY'RE NOT FAKE.
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YOU CAN REACH OUT
YOUR WINDOW
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AND PICK ORANGES
AND LEMONS.
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I REMEMBER STAYING
WITH GRANDMA.
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I WAS 4 1/2.
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OH, YOU WERE NEVER 4 1/2.
YOU WERE BORN 26.
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WHAT ARE THE BIRDS LIKE
OUT THERE?
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OH, THEY'RE JUST
THE SAME AS HERE
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EXCEPT THEY'RE OUT THERE.
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I HEAR THEY SAY OAR-ANGE
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INSTEAD OF ORANGE.
SO?
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YOU THINK TONY
WILL BE A MOVIE STAR?
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NO, NOT YET.
HE'S JUST AN ACTOR.
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STARS HAVE TO BE
ACTORS FIRST,
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DON'T THEY?
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YEAH, WELL, IT HELPS.
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BUT ONE DAY,
KIDS IN SCHOOL MIGHT SAY
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"HEY, IS TONY DeFOREST
YOUR FATHER?"
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HE ISN'T REALLY
MY FATHER, IS HE?
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WELL, MAYBE ONE DAY.
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I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
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OH, SHUT UP!
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CAN I SHOW TONY ALL
MY NEW CLOTHES FIRST?
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LATER. YOU HAVE
HOMEWORK TO DO.
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HOMEWORK? WHY?
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WE'RE MOVING
TO CALIFORNIA NEXT WEEK.
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BUT THEY HAVE
HOMEWORK THERE, TOO,
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YOU KNOW.
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THEY DO? I THOUGHT
THEY JUST SKATEBOARDED ALL DAY.
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OH. SMART ASS.
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CAN I JUST SHOW HIM
MY BLUE SWEATER
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AND MY NEW JEANS?
ALL RIGHT.
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BUT BRUSH YOUR HAIR
AND WASH YOUR FACE.
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AND NO MAKEUP.
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TONY! HEY, TONE, YOU HOME?
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I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
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HON, YOU IN THE BATHROOM?
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OH. BLOOMINGDALE'S
WAS ON SALE.
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WE CLEANED 'EM OUT.
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BUT WE CAN'T EXCHANGE
ANYTHING.
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I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.
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TONY, COME TAKE A LOOK.
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TONY?
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TONY?
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TONY?
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OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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HE'S GONE.
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HE LEFT WITHOUT US.
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FOR CALIFORNIA?
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FOR ITALY.
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HUH?
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CAN I READ IT?
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"DEAR PAULA,
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THIS ISN'T
AN EASY LETTER TO WRITE."
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DOESN'T START OFF
TOO GOOD, DOES IT?
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"WHERE THE HELL
DO I BEGIN?
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YOU KNOW YOU AND THE KID
MEAN A LOT TO ME."
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THE KID?
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"I TURNED DOWN
THE JOB IN L.A.
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"IT WAS JUST A LOUSY
TV MOVIE ANYWAY.
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"ON MONDAY,
STAN FIELDS CALLED.
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HE GOT ME A PICTURE
WITH ROBERTO BEN--BENIGNO."
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BENIGNI.
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WHO'S ROBERTO BENIGNI?
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HE'S AN ITALIAN DIRECTOR.
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WHAT DID HE DIRECT?
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WHAT DO I KNOW?
WHAT ARE YOU
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ASKING ME QUESTIONS
LIKE THAT NOW FOR?
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"IT'S A 6-MONTH SHOOT
IN SPAIN AND ITALY.
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"IT'S A HELL OF A PART,
PAULA, AND I WANT IT.
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I BROKE MY ASS--"
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ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
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LET ME HAVE THAT.
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"ASS." I'VE HEARD
THE WORD BEFORE.
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"I BROKE MY ASS FOR
12 YEARS IN THIS TOWN,
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"AND THINGS
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"ARE FINALLY BEGINNING
TO BREAK FOR ME.
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"I TOLD YOU
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"WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED
IN HERE WITH ME
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"THAT IT WAS NEVER
GOING TO BE PERMANENT.
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HELL, I'M NOT EVEN DIVORCED
FROM PATTY YET."
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WHO'S PATTY?
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.
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NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D BE UPSET
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IF YOU WERE LIVING
WITH A MARRIED MAN.
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I WASN'T LIVING WITH HIM.
YOU WERE.
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I WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM.
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I'M SORRY!
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"I LEFT EARLY TODAY
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"BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK
A GOOD-BYE SCENE
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WOULD DO ANY OF US
ANY GOOD."
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THIS IS ONE
OF THE WORST LETTERS
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I'VE EVER READ
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
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ISN'T IT TERRIBLE?!
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"I WISH I HAD SOMETHING
TO LEAVE YOU AND THE KID."
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HE DIDN'T LEAVE US
ANYTHING?
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NO.
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"I HAD TO SELL MY WATCH
AND MY CAMERA
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TO PAY OFF
THE LOAN SHARKS."
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HE OWED MONEY TO SHARKS?
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I'LL EXPLAIN IT
TO YOU LATER.
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"BUT I KNOW
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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YOU CAN ALWAYS
GO BACK TO DANCING."
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DANCING?! I'M 36.
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I CAN HARDLY WALK ANYMORE.
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"YOU DESERVE MORE
THAN I CAN GIVE YOU."
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WHY? WHAT'D HE GIVE US?
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"I WISH YOU EVERYTHING.
LOVE TO THE KID."
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DON'T READ ANYMORE.
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IT'S JUST ONE MORE WORD.
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"TONY."
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DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE NOT
GOING TO CALIFORNIA?
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THEN I BOUGHT
THE WRONG CLOTHES TODAY.
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OH.
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I CAN'T SLEEP, EITHER.
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OH. COME HERE. COME HERE.
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IS THIS ALL WE HAVE
IN THE BANK?
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OK.
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LET'S SELL
THE FURNITURE.
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IT'S NOT OURS.
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SOME MOTHER I AM.
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IT'S NOT YOU.
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IT'S THE GUYS
YOU LIVED WITH.
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THINK I WOULD HAVE
LEARNED MY LESSON.
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NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME
TALKING TO AN ACTOR,
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JUST KICK ME IN THE...
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WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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YOU STILL LOVE ME, HMM?
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MAYBE WE COULD
BORROW MONEY
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FROM THE SHARKS.
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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ARCH YOUR BACK, 7, 8.
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AND DOWN--
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I SEE YOU, PAULA.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
ARCH YOUR BACK.
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GET THAT KNEE UP.
THANK YOU.
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PAULA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO YOUR BODY?
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IT DIED. HAVE
A LITTLE RESPECT.
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NICE. GET READY
TO TURN.
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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HALF A SECOND.
BEAUTIFUL.
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EVERYBODY HAPPY?
LET'S GO.
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AND...
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ARCH THE BACK.
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PAULA.
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
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DONNA DOUGLAS. I WAS IN
SOUTH PACIFICWITH YOU.
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OH, THE REVIVAL.
HI, DONNA.
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TOUGH GETTIN' BACK
INTO SHAPE, ISN'T IT?
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IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS.
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IT'S AMAZING
HOW FLABBY YOU GET
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WHEN YOU THINK
YOU'RE HAPPY.
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HEY, UH, YOU KNOW
I LIVED WITH BOBBY.
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BOBBY WHO?
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BOBBY KULIG,
YOUR EX-HUSBAND.
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OH. I GUESS THE MARRIAGE
SLIPPED MY MIND.
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HEY, UH,
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YOU STILL LIVIN'
WITH TONY DeFOREST?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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I DIDN'T SEE HIM
AT BREAKFAST.
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HI.
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SORRY.
OH.
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YOU LEAVIN' TONIGHT
OR TOMORROW?
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I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS
THAT, MRS. CROSBY?
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JUST CHECKIN' ON
WHAT TIME YOU'RE VACATIN'.
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OH, UH, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO CALIFORNIA.
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I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
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WELL, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
YOU FORGOT TO TELL.
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THAT APARTMENT'S BEEN SUBLET.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WE'RE PAID UP THROUGH JUNE.
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YOU CAN'T SUBLET
THE APARTMENT.
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I'M NOT.
YOUR MAN DID, HONEY.
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HE SUBLET OUR APARTMENT?
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YES. HE NOTIFIED ME
A FEW DAYS AGO.
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IT WAS HIS NAME
ON THE LEASE.
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SO HE COULD DO
WHAT HE WANTS.
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YOU JUST BE SURE YOU LEAVE IT
THE WAY YOU FOUND IT.
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WAIT,
I'M NOT LEAVING IT.
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I CLEANED THAT
AND PAINTED IT
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AND DECORATED IT,
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AND I DON'T CARE
WHAT HE DID.
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I AM NOT GETTING OUT.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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AIN'T MY BUSINESS, HONEY.
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YOU CAN TAKE THAT UP
WITH THE SUBLETEE.
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I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE
IN MY BUILDING.
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THAT BASTARD.
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THAT NO-GOOD BASTARD.
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UH-HUH.
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I'M NOT CLEANIN' THAT UP.
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WHAT'S A SUBLETEE?
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SOMEONE WHO'S NOT GETTING
INTO THIS APARTMENT.
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WHY SHOULD HE?
IT'S OURS, ISN'T IT?
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NO, IT'S TONY'S.
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HE RENTED IT OUT
TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
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HE RENTED OUT
OUR APARTMENT?
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WHAT A CRAP-HEAD.
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WHO'S THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE IT'S TONY.
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MAYBE HE
CHANGED HIS MIND
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AND CAME BACK.
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OH, YOU ARE SO YOUNG.
STAY HERE.
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WHO IS IT?
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ELLIOT GARFIELD.
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WHO?
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ELLIOT GARFIELD
FROM CHICAGO.
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IS TONY IN?
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UH, THERE'S NO TONY HERE.
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THERE ISN'T?
TONY DeFOREST?
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UH, THERE'S NO ONE
BY THAT NAME HERE.
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UH, WAIT--WAIT--
WAIT A SECOND.
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3--3A.
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THAT'S, UH, NO.
THAT'S THE--
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IT'S THE RIGHT
APARTMENT.
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I WAS HERE ONCE
ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO.
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WELL, THERE'S STILL
NO TONY DeFOREST HERE.
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COULD YOU OPEN
THE DOOR A SECOND?
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00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,435
UH, NOT AT
5 AFTER 12:00 I CAN'T.
244
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,204
LOOK, YOU GOT A LATCH.
KEEP IT LOCKED.
245
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,406
I JUST WANT--I JUST
WANNA TALK TO YOU.
246
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,444
MAKE IT FAST.
MY HUSBAND IS SLEEPING.
247
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,646
THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME MISTAKE.
248
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,348
I JUST SUBLET
THIS APARTMENT
249
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,549
FROM THIS
FRIEND OF MINE,
250
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,218
TONY DeFOREST.
HE LIVES HERE.
251
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,054
WELL, THAT'LL BE NEWS
TO MY HUSBAND CHARLIE.
252
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,756
LOOK, I GOT
A RECEIPT IN MY POCKET
253
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,892
FOR 3 MONTHS' RENT.
I--I SENT HIM A CHECK.
254
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,693
I'M SUPPOSED TO
MOVE IN TOMORROW.
255
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,528
BUT I CAME IN EARLY.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
256
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,696
I START WORK
IN THE MORNING.
257
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,564
YOU LOOK
A LITTLE CONFUSED.
258
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,266
COULD I SPEAK
TO YOUR HUSBAND?
259
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,069
HE'LL BE AT THE 37th PRECINCT
AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING.
260
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,940
CHARLIE D'AGOSTINO.
HOMICIDE. GOODNIGHT.
261
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:36,556
I'LL JUST CALL
DETECTIVE CHARLIE ARGENTINO.
262
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,181
WHO WAS IT?
263
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,349
NEVER MIND.
264
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,818
DIDN'T SOUND LIKE
"NEVER MIND" TO ME.
265
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,054
TONY RENTED THE APARTMENT
TO SOMEONE.
266
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,422
BUT I'M NOT GIVING IT UP.
IT'S OURS.
267
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,557
GO TO SLEEP.
268
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,459
HE RENTED IT? YOU MEAN
WE HAVE TO LEAVE?
269
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,726
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
270
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,128
WHAT IF THEY FORCE US?
271
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,830
LET 'EM TRY.
272
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,465
HE RENTED
THE APARTMENT.
273
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,467
THAT'S A DOUBLE
CRAP-HEAD.
274
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,141
IT'S NOT FOR ME.
275
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,343
ALL MY FRIENDS
ARE SLEEPING.
276
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,914
HELLO?
277
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,515
MRS. D'AGOSTINO?
278
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,950
WHO'S CALLING?
279
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,185
YOU KNOW WHO IS CALLING.
280
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,953
I WAS JUST UP THERE,
MRS. D'AGOSTINO.
281
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,188
MISSIS WHO?
282
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,056
D'AGOSTINO.
283
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,125
AND HOW COME YOUR PHONE ANSWERS
TO TONY DeFOREST'S NUMBER?
284
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,860
AND HOW COME THE KEY
HE SENT ME FedEx
285
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,795
OPENS YOUR DOOR, HUH?
286
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,263
HUH? YOU WANNA ANSWER
THOSE QUESTIONS?
287
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,831
NO, WHY DON'T
YOU ANSWER THEM?
288
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,333
ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
THE ANSWER IS BECAUSE
289
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,068
SOMETHIN' FISHY
IS GOIN' ON UP THERE.
290
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,104
NOW I'M WET AS A HERRING,
MISSIS WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS,
291
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,139
AND I DON'T HAVE
A PLACE TO SLEEP TONIGHT,
292
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,309
AND NOW, ACCORDING TO
MY NON-WATERPROOF WATCH,
293
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,843
IT'S 20 AFTER 12:00,
294
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,879
AND THAT APARTMENT
BELONGS TO ME.
295
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,780
NOW, DO I
COME UP THERE RIGHT NOW
296
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,882
AND DISCUSS THIS AMICABLY
297
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,283
OR STORM THE PLACE
IN THE MORNING?
298
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,120
I HAVE A GUN.
I'LL USE IT IF I HAVE TO.
299
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,225
YOU HAVE A GUN?
300
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,628
IF YOU BELIEVED IT,
MAYBE HE WILL.
301
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,996
CHANGE! CHANGE!
302
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,932
I NEED CH--I GOT
A PREGNANT WIFE IN THE LOBBY!
303
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,134
I NEED CHANGE!
304
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:32,973
WE'RE IN TROUBLE,
RIGHT?
305
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,408
WE ARE NOT IN TROUBLE.
WE HAVE OUR RIGHTS.
306
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,210
POSSESSION IS
NINE TENTHS OF THE LAW.
307
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,778
WHAT'S THE OTHER TENTH?
308
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,948
SHUT UP.
309
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,749
BETCHA THAT'S
THE LAST TENTH.
310
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,751
BACK TO BED.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
311
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,954
RIGHT, MRS. D'AGOSTINO.
312
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:49,957
HELLO?
313
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,959
I JUST CALLED
THE 37th PRECINCT.
314
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,094
THERE IS NO CHARLES D'AGOSTINO
IN HOMICIDE.
315
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,429
THEN I CALLED RITA SCOTT,
AN OLD ACTRESS FRIEND OF MINE.
316
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,998
RITA WAS IN
THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
317
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,132
IN THE PARK THIS SUMMER
318
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,068
WITH THE EVER POPULAR
TONY DeFOREST.
319
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,369
RITA ALSO TOLD ME
320
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,137
ABOUT THIS GIRL
TONY'S BEEN LIVING WITH,
321
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,906
A CERTAIN PAULA McFADDEN,
A FORMER DANCER,
322
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,341
AND HER 10-YEAR-OLD
DAUGHTER, LUCY.
323
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,277
RITA FURTHER TOLD ME
THE APARTMENT IN QUESTION
324
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,579
IS LEASED IN THE NAME
OF TONY DeFOREST.
325
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,880
SHE KNOWS THIS FOR A FACT.
326
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,882
BECAUSE RITA USED TO LIVE
WITH TONY DeSMOOTHIE
327
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,884
PRIOR TO PAULA AND LUCY.
328
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,953
NOW THEN, CAN WE CONTINUE
THIS CONVERSATION
329
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,621
IN A DRIER ROOM,
MS. McFADDEN?
330
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:22,922
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
331
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,191
TAKE IT UP WITH
THE HOUSING AUTHORITY.
332
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,592
DON'T HANG UP.
PLEASE DON'T HANG UP.
333
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,693
I DON'T HAVE
ANY MORE CHANGE.
334
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,161
PLEASE, GOD, PLEASE.
335
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,863
I'M SOAKED. I'M SOAKED
TO THE BONE, MS. McFADDEN.
336
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,099
I--I--I--I--I--
337
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,866
I HAVE A VERY LOW THRESHOLD
FOR PNEUMONIA.
338
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,535
NOW, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TONY TOLD YOU.
339
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,970
BUT HE'S GOT MY MONEY,
340
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,505
I'VE GOT A LEASE,
AND YOU'VE GOT MY APARTMENT.
341
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,908
NOW ONE OF US GOT SCREWED.
LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
342
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,376
WE HAVE TO TALK THIS OUT.
343
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,246
AND I AM IN NO CONDITION
FINANCIALLY OR HEALTH-WISE
344
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,249
TO LOOK FOR SHELTER
IN THE POURING RAIN.
345
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,418
IF THERE IS SUCH A THING
AS THE BLEECKER STREET FLU,
346
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,752
I THINK I'VE GOT IT.
347
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,088
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SHOT
IN A CONVENIENT PLACE?
348
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,656
5 MINUTES!
THAT'S ALL I ASK!
349
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,658
LOOK, IN 30 SECONDS,
THEY'RE GONNA CUT US OFF.
350
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,361
MY NUMBER IS--
IS 212-555-0137.
351
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,930
IT'S A FLOODED PHONE BOOTH
ON BLEECKER STREET.
352
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,233
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPASSION
IN YOUR HEART...
353
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,567
OPERATOR HERE.
354
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,769
60 CENTS FOR THE NEXT
3 MINUTES, PLEASE.
355
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,339
I'M TRYING TO WORK IT OUT,
OPERATOR!
356
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,607
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPASSION IN
YOUR HEART, YOU'LL CALL ME BACK.
357
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,776
THE NUMBER
IS 212-555-0137.
358
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,246
212-555-013--
359
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,049
7.
360
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,054
THANK YOU.
361
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,325
THANK YOU.
362
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,427
5 MINUTES.
NO. LEAVE THE BAGS.
363
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,264
THIS ISN'T A PERMANENT
CONVERSATION.
364
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,873
OH, I'M DRIPPING
ALL OVER YOUR FLOOR.
365
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,275
IT'S BEEN
DRIPPED ON BEFORE.
366
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,742
I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
367
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,511
THERE WERE GONNA BE
ANY COMPLICATIONS.
368
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,446
YEAH, WELL, THERE'S BEEN
A LOT OF THAT GOING ON LATELY.
369
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,747
LOOK, I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR BEING HOSTILE.
370
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,882
I GET THE PICTURE.
371
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,284
TONY RENTS ME
THE APARTMENT,
372
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,351
SPLITS WITH THE MONEY.
YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER
373
00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,686
GET DUMPED ON, RIGHT?
WRONG.
374
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,921
TONY AND I AMICABLY
ENDED OUR RELATIONSHIP.
375
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,057
WE AGREED THAT I WOULD
KEEP THE APARTMENT,
376
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,725
AND YOU AND YOUR 3-MONTH CHECK
GET DUMPED ON.
377
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,893
GET THE PICTURE?
378
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,161
VERY GOOD,
VERY SHARP.
379
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,396
SHARP NEW YORK
GIRL, RIGHT?
380
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,398
NO. DULL KID
FROM CINCINNATI.
381
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,933
BUT YOU GET DUMPED ON ENOUGH,
YOU START DEVELOPING AN EDGE.
382
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,102
OK,
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?
383
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,369
I GOT A LEASE
IN MY POCKET.
384
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,570
YOU GONNA HONOR IT
OR NOT?
385
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,472
I'VE GOT A DAUGHTER
IN MY BEDROOM.
386
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,108
THAT TOPS A LEASE
IN YOUR POCKET.
387
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,742
LOOK, I DON'T
WANT TO GET LEGAL,
388
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,211
BUT LEGAL IS ON MY SIDE.
389
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,945
I HAPPEN TO HAVE A LAWYER
ACQUAINTANCE DOWNTOWN.
390
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,314
NOW ALL I
HAVE TO DO IS CALL
391
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,882
THIS LAWYER ACQUAINTANCE
OF MINE AND--
392
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,519
OH, MY GOD.
393
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,953
AN ACTOR.
394
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,021
WHAT?
395
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,056
ANOTHER LOUSY ACTOR!
396
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,558
HA HA!
397
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,892
OH, MY GOD.
398
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,662
"I HAVE A LAWYER
ACQUAINTANCE." HA HA!
399
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,764
THAT'S RIGHT OUT
OF STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE.
400
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,034
OH! STANLEY KOWALSKI
IN SUMMER STOCK, RIGHT?
401
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,436
WRONG.
402
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,238
I PLAYED IT IN CHICAGO
IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.
403
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,739
3 1/2 MONTHS
AT THE DRURY LANE.
404
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,142
ASK AN ACTOR A QUESTION,
HE GIVES YOU HIS CREDITS!
405
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,776
YOU WANT
THE REVIEWS, TOO?
406
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,044
"ELLIOT GARFIELD
407
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,479
BRINGS NEW DIMENSIONS
TO KOWALSKI
408
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,947
THAT EVEN BRANDO HADN'T
INVESTIGATED," OK?
409
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,682
OH, TERRIFIC.
TERRIFIC.
410
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,884
CARRY THEM AROUND
WITH YOU, DO YOU? HUH?
411
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,353
DID YOU RIP
YOUR OWN T-SHIRT, TOO?
412
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,987
YOU DON'T LOOK
THE HE-MAN TYPE.
413
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,021
UNDER THESE
SHABBY CLOTHES,
414
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,089
I'M VERY BUFFED.
415
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,224
WHAT ARE YOU,
A CRITIC?
416
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,226
NO. NO, I LOVE ACTORS,
417
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,528
AS LONG AS THEY STAY UP
ON THE STAGE WHERE THEY BELONG.
418
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,430
THE MINUTE THEY
COME DOWN IN REAL LIFE,
419
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,366
THE WHOLE WORLD
GETS SCREWED UP.
420
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,168
WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
421
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,570
I WILL NOT BE KICKED OUT
OF THE SAME APARTMENT
422
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,738
BY ANOTHER ACTOR!
423
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,940
YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK,
YOU GO TO NAPLES.
424
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,409
YOU WANT
THIS APARTMENT,
425
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,910
BUY ME 2 TICKETS
TO CALIFORNIA.
426
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,180
YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO THINK
IT OVER BEFORE I YELL RAPE.
427
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,614
YOU ARE SOMETHING.
IT'S A WONDER
428
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,983
TONY DIDN'T TAKE A JOB
IN THE PHILIPPINES.
429
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,651
YOUR 5 MINUTES ARE UP.
430
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,453
YOU KNOW WHERE
THE DOOR IS. REMEMBER?
431
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,054
WAIT A MINUTE.
CALM DOWN, WILL YOU?
432
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,356
WHAT IF WE
MADE A DEAL?
433
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,657
WHAT KIND OF A DEAL?
434
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,193
I DON'T KNOW.
LET ME THINK OF ONE.
435
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,394
I JUST GOT HERE.
436
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,861
CAN I HAVE
A CUP OF COFFEE?
437
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,297
NO.
DON'T BE BASHFUL.
438
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,265
JUST SAY WHAT'S
ON YOUR MIND.
439
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,034
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S THE SITUATION.
440
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,736
I KNOW
THE SITUATION!
441
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,206
JUST LET ME SAY IT, BECAUSE
I DON'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
442
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,107
THE SITUATION IS
YOU HAVE NO MONEY,
443
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,542
BUT YOU HAVE
MY APARTMENT.
444
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,312
I HAVE A JOB OFF-BROADWAY--
WELL, OFF-OFF-BROADWAY--
445
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,579
BUT NO PLACE
TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
446
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,181
ALSO, YOU HAVE
A DAUGHTER TO THINK OF.
447
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,982
I'M THINKING OF HER
RIGHT NOW.
448
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,651
DO ME THE FAVOR
OF HEARING ME OUT.
449
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,487
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN YELL RAPE, YOU KNOW.
450
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,022
I THINK THE ONLY
PRACTICAL SOLUTION
451
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,156
IS TO SHARE
THE APARTMENT.
452
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,591
I ACCEPT.
453
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,026
WHAT?
454
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,494
I ACCEPT.
455
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,162
I MIGHT BE STUBBORN,
BUT I'M NOT STUPID.
456
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,664
YOU MEAN IT?
457
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,333
I HAVE A DAUGHTER
WHO GOES TO SCHOOL,
458
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,867
AND I HAVE TO LOOK
FOR A JOB.
459
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,135
YOU HAVE A KEY.
460
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,303
I WOULD HAVE TO
STAND GUARD ALL DAY
461
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,404
TO KEEP YOU OUT.
462
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,672
SO YOU WIN.
GET YOUR BAGS.
463
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,342
YOU GET
THE SMALL ROOM.
464
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,280
WHAT THE HELL AM I
GETTING MYSELF INTO?
465
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,488
WHERE ARE YOU?
466
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,897
OH! I'M--I'M SORRY.
467
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,466
I GOT THE WRONG ROOM.
468
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,467
HELLO.
469
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,101
YOU MUST BE LUCY.
470
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,503
THAT'S RIGHT.
471
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,737
I'M ELLIOT GARFIELD.
472
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,205
I'M MOVING IN
THE OTHER ROOM.
473
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,540
OH?
474
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,141
I'M A FRIEND OF TONY.
TONY DeFOREST.
475
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,744
THAT'S NICE.
OH, SURE.
476
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,079
I'M AN ACTOR, TOO.
477
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,714
DOES MY MOTHER KNOW?
478
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,182
OH, YEAH.
479
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,150
SO I GUESS I'LL BE
SEEING YOU AROUND.
480
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,185
GUESS SO.
481
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,388
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
482
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,301
JEEZ.
483
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,138
I JUST MET LUCY.
484
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,340
WHAT DID YOU
TELL HER?
485
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,541
THAT I'M MOVING IN.
486
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,942
SHE SEEMED TO
TAKE IT IN STRIDE.
487
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,845
YEAH, WELL, YOU GROW UP
FAST IN THIS APARTMENT.
488
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,848
I'LL GET THE REST OF
HER THINGS IN THE MORNING.
489
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,385
CAN YOU MAKE A BED?
490
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,686
I THINK SO.
491
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,422
GOOD LUCK.
492
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,489
HEY, LISTEN.
493
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,724
DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN STOP
494
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,091
GRINDING YOUR TEETH
FOR 2 MINUTES?
495
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,460
THE NOISE IS
DRIVING ME CRAZY.
496
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,429
A DRIPPING STRANGER
FROM CHICAGO
497
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,331
WITH A WET HEAD
AND DIRTY SNEAKERS
498
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,098
MOVES INTO
MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM,
499
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,667
AND YOU EXPECT
SMILES?
500
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,168
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE DYNAMITE.
501
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,303
I LOVE LISTENING
TO YOU TALK.
502
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,538
I HATE LIVING WITH YOU,
503
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,039
BUT THE CONVERSATION'S
FIRST-CLASS.
504
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,844
THIS IS YOUR ROOM.
505
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,512
I DON'T CLEAN
OR MAKE BEDS.
506
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,047
YOU CAN USE THE
BATHROOM AND THE KITCHEN
507
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,382
WHEN I'M NOT IN IT
508
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,583
AND WASH IT UP
WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH.
509
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,784
YOU PAY
YOUR OWN FOOD,
510
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,719
LAUNDRY, LINENS,
AND PHONE CALLS.
511
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,187
I WOULD APPRECIATE
SOME QUIET
512
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,589
BETWEEN 6:00 AND
9:00 EVERY NIGHT,
513
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,023
BECAUSE THAT IS WHEN
LUCY DOES HER HOMEWORK,
514
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,825
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU DRINK OR SMOKE,
515
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,327
AS LONG
AS IT'S NOT DRUGS
516
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,429
IN FRONT OF MY
10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.
517
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,565
NOW, DO WE HAVE
EVERYTHING STRAIGHT?
518
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,732
NO.
519
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,800
NO?
520
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,635
I'M NOT CRAZY
ABOUT THIS ARRANGEMENT.
521
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,704
YOU'RE NOT?
DEFINITELY.
522
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,173
I PAY THE RENT.
I'LL MAKE THE RULES.
523
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,975
I TAKE SHOWERS
524
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,677
EVERY MORNING.
525
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,979
SO DON'T HAVE
YOUR LITTLE PANTIES
526
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,782
DRYING ON THE RODS.
527
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,049
I LIKE TO COOK.
528
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,687
SO I'LL USE THE KITCHEN
WHENEVER I DAMN PLEASE.
529
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,389
I'M VERY CAREFUL
WITH MY CONDIMENTS,
530
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,691
SO KEEP YOUR SALT
AND PEPPER TO YOURSELF.
531
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,626
I PLAY THE GUITAR IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
532
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,395
AND I MEDITATE FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING,
533
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,696
COMPLETE WITH CHANTING
AND BURNING INCENSE.
534
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,097
SO IF YOU'VE
GOT TO MOVE AROUND,
535
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,231
LET'S HAVE
A LITTLE TIPTOEING.
536
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:16,569
ALSO, I SLEEP
IN THE NUDE, BUFFO,
537
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,405
WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN.
538
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,306
WINTER, SUMMER,
RAIN, OR SNOW.
539
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,074
ALSO, I MAY HAVE TO
GO TO THE POTTY
540
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,576
OR TO THE FRIDGE
LATE AT NIGHT,
541
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,844
AND I DON'T FEEL
LIKE WEARING JAMMIES,
542
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,613
WHICH I DON'T OWN
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
543
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,548
SO UNLESS YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A QUICK THRILL
544
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,517
OR YOUR DAUGHTER
AN ADVANCED EDUCATION,
545
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,818
I'D KEEP
MY DOOR CLOSED.
546
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,486
THOSE ARE MY RULES
AND REGULATIONS.
547
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,487
HOW'S THAT GRAB YOU?
548
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,623
AND WHAT IF I SAY NO?
549
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,290
I HAVE THIS
LAWYER ACQUAINTANCE.
550
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,392
I ACCEPT.
551
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,594
OH, WE'RE MOVING
RIGHT ALONG.
552
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,733
I DON'T LIKE THIS,
553
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,134
AND I DON'T THINK
I LIKE YOU.
554
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,436
BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR?
555
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,970
COUPLED WITH
YOUR PERSONALITY.
556
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,539
OH. IT'S PROBABLY WHY
WE WERE THROWN TOGETHER.
557
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,940
ONE OF GOD'S
LITTLE JESTS.
558
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,808
WELL, IF YOU'LL MOVE
YOUR SHAPELY LITTLE FANNY
559
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,709
OUT OF MY ROOM,
560
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,745
I'LL UNPACK
AND DRY MY BEARD.
561
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,448
MS. McFADDEN?
562
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,483
YOU FORGOT
TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
563
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,552
I WAS WORKING
ON GOOD-BYE.
564
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,189
HOW LONG
IS HE GONNA STAY?
565
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,191
AS LONG
AS HE LETS US.
566
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:13,359
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
567
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,861
I DON'T
HAVE TO GO NOW.
568
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,296
WELL, SAVE IT TILL MORNING.
IT'S NOT SAFE OUT THERE.
569
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:18,898
GOOD NIGHT.
570
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,199
NO KISS?
571
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,068
I'M ANGRY. I DON'T
WANT TO LOSE IT.
572
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,021
WHAT THE HELL?
573
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,896
LISTEN TO THAT.
DID THAT GUITAR WAKE YOU?
574
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,230
NO, YOU DID.
575
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,732
OH, SORRY.
576
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,400
IS HE GONNA PLAY
THAT ALL NIGHT?
577
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,635
PUT THE PILLOW
OVER YOUR EARS.
578
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:56,936
I'LL SMOTHER.
579
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,138
IT'S BETTER
THAN THAT GUITAR.
580
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:05,712
WHO IS IT?
581
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,480
VERY FUNNY.
CAN I COME IN?
582
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,615
THE DOOR IS OPEN.
583
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,049
ARE YOU DECENT?
YES.
584
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,784
DO YOU REALIZE IT'S
3:00 IN THE MORNING,
585
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,052
AND MY DAUGHTER
HAS TO--
586
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,353
GOD, YOU'RE NAKED.
587
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,789
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WERE DECENT.
588
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,257
I AM DECENT.
589
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:19,659
I ALSO HAPPEN
TO BE NAKED.
590
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:22,061
REMEMBER?
I SAID "BUFFO."
591
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,830
I HAVE A GROWING
DAUGHTER INSIDE
592
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,699
WHO'S NOT GONNA GROW
ON 2 HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT.
593
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,801
DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY
THAT THING AT THIS HOUR?
594
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,970
YES. IT HELPS ME
TO FALL ASLEEP.
595
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,905
HAVE YOU EVER
TRIED PILLS?
596
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,007
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PLAY PILLS.
597
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,442
IT'S NOT HARD.
598
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:39,145
YOU POP THEM IN YOUR
MOUTH AND SWALLOW.
599
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,047
I'M A PERSON OF HEALTH.
600
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,783
I DO NOT PUT UNNATURAL
THINGS IN MY BODY.
601
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,918
MUSIC IS ONE
OF NATURE'S SEDATIVES.
602
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,887
IF YOU JUST LISTEN TO IT
INSTEAD OF FIGHTING IT,
603
00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,789
WE'LL ALL BE ASLEEP
IN 5 MINUTES.
604
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,223
IF IT REALLY
BOTHERS YOU,
605
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:54,226
TAKE 2 SLEEPING PILLS
AND STICK ONE IN EACH EAR.
606
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:55,762
♪ BOM BOM ♪
607
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,265
♪ BOM BOM ♪
608
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,501
♪ BOM BOM ♪
609
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,236
HE WON'T STOP.
610
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:07,239
I HAVE A LAWYER ACQUAINTANCE,
TOO, I CAN GET.
611
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,575
JUST TAKE DEEP BREATHS
612
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,610
AND COUNT TO 100.
613
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,645
I'M SORRY, BABY.
614
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,413
I AM SO SORRY
YOU GOT CAUGHT
615
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,015
IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS.
616
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:18,685
LUCY? LUCY?
617
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,858
WHY DOES HE
HAVE TO PLAY NAKED?
618
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,661
Elliot,
619
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,162
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
620
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,067
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
621
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:38,771
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
622
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,545
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH...
623
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,681
WHAT'S THAT?
624
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,883
IT SOUNDS LIKE GOD.
625
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,152
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH...
626
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,987
UHH.
627
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,789
5 TO 6:00.
628
00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:59,091
BOY, DOES GOD
GET UP EARLY.
629
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,664
I SMELL STRAWBERRIES
BURNING.
630
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,032
IT'S INCENSE.
631
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,066
WHAT'S INCENSE?
632
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,636
IT'S WHAT I'M
FEELING RIGHT NOW.
633
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:18,344
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH--
634
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,412
YOU KNOW
IT'S 5 TO 6:00...
635
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:21,814
IN THE MORNING.
636
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,016
ISN'T THERE A CHURCH
WHERE YOU CAN DO THAT?
637
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,855
WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH
638
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,023
WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH...
639
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,224
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
640
00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:34,727
WAH WAH WAH WAH
641
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:36,963
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
642
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,965
WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH.
643
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,634
WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH.
644
00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,771
WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH.
645
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,676
WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH
646
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:52,344
WAH WAH WAH.
647
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,413
WAS THAT THE LAST CHORUS?
648
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,615
I AM IN
A BLISSFUL STATE,
649
00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:57,850
SO DON'T BUG ME.
650
00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,286
IS THIS GONNA BE
651
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,288
GUITARS AT NIGHT
AND HUMMING IN THE MORNING?
652
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,490
I'VE BEEN IN MUSICALS THAT
DIDN'T HAVE THIS MUCH MUSIC.
653
00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,625
THIS MORNING,
I START REHEARSALS
654
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,194
FOR MY FIRST
NEW YORK PLAY.
655
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,996
IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST
IMPORTANT DAY OF MY LIFE.
656
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,998
MY ENTIRE CAREER
MAY DEPEND ON IT.
657
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,000
AND AM I NERVOUS,
MS. McFADDEN?
658
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,401
NO, NO, I'M NOT NERVOUS,
659
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,736
BECAUSE I HAVE
MEDITATED.
660
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,470
I AM CALM.
661
00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:20,840
I AM RELAXED.
I AM CONFIDENT.
662
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,341
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND,
DID NOT MEDITATE.
663
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,844
THEREFORE, YOU ARE
A PAIN IN THE ASS.
664
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,713
TODAY IS AN
IMPORTANT DAY
665
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,214
FOR ME, TOO,
MR. GARFIELD.
666
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,248
I'M AUDITIONING
667
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,950
FOR A NEW MUSICAL
THIS MORNING.
668
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:33,519
WELL, A REVIVAL
OF A NEW MUSICAL.
669
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,321
I SLEPT 17 MINUTES
LAST NIGHT,
670
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:36,655
THANKS TO YOU,
671
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,390
AND WITH THE BAGS
I HAVE UNDER MY EYES,
672
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:39,558
UNLESS THIS MUSICAL
673
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:40,960
IS ABOUT BITTER,
OLD LADIES,
674
00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:42,829
I DON'T HAVE
A CHANCE IN HELL.
675
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,065
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
676
00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,600
WHAT IS THAT SLOP YOU'RE
PUTTING IN MY DISHES?
677
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,738
WHEAT GERM,
SOYA, LECITHIN,
678
00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,740
NATURAL HONEY.
EVERYTHING ORGANIC.
679
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:55,007
MY BODY IS A TEMPLE,
680
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,843
AND I AM WORSHIPING IT
TO THE HEALTH GOD.
681
00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,978
IT'S WHAT GIVES ME
MY VITALITY, ENERGY,
682
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,479
AND WONDERFUL DISPOSITION.
683
00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:03,649
I HAPPEN TO BE 63 YEARS OLD,
MS. McFADDEN, AND LOOK AT ME.
684
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:05,718
CAN I FIX YOU A BOWL?
685
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:11,223
THIS...IS NOT GONNA
WORK OUT, YOU KNOW?
686
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,325
UH, I MEAN, I...
687
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,394
REALLY DON'T
KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH
688
00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:18,064
TO TRULY DISLIKE YOU,
689
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:21,067
BUT YOU'RE JUST--
690
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,535
TOO WEIRD TO LIVE WITH.
691
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:24,771
WHY DON'T YOU
692
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:27,239
TRY TO FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER PLACE,
693
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,876
AND I WILL PAY YOU BACK
ALL YOUR MONEY
694
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,410
ONCE I GET A JOB?
695
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:33,245
BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING
THIS IS MY APARTMENT.
696
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,581
YOU'RE LIVING HERE ON
AN ELLIOT GARFIELD GRANT.
697
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:36,783
YOU REALLY OUGHT
TO TRY THIS.
698
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:38,785
IT HAS ALL-BRAN IN IT.
699
00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:41,487
IT CURES IRREGULARITY,
WHICH MIGHT BE YOUR PROBLEM.
700
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:49,829
MMM.
701
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,163
MMM. MMM. MMM.
702
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,001
HEY.
703
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,136
EXCUSE ME.
704
00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,737
SORRY. SORRY.
705
00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,606
EXCUSE ME.
THANKS.
706
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:01,640
HEY.
HEY.
707
00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:02,775
I ALREADY SIGNED IN FOR YOU.
708
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:03,943
OK, GOOD.
709
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:06,112
YEAH, EVERY KID
WITH 10 TOES IS HERE.
710
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,347
OH, MY GOD.
THEY'RE SO YOUNG.
711
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,482
AREN'T THEY TOO YOUNG
TO WORK IN THIS THEATER?
712
00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:20,459
WHY AM I SO NERVOUS?
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
713
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:21,660
NO, JUST OLD.
714
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:22,862
THERE'S A GIRL
ON LINE
715
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:25,064
WHO GOES
TO LUCY'S SCHOOL.
716
00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:35,041
THE BOY ON THE LEFT...
AND THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT.
717
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,776
JUSTIN ARNOLDS,
EMILY FRANZ.
718
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,445
THE REST OF YOU,
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
719
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,546
OK,
720
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,747
NEXT GROUP
ONSTAGE, PLEASE.
721
00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:42,882
THINK POSITIVE.
722
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:43,950
YEAH, MENTION IT
TO MY LEGS.
723
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:44,984
2 LINES, PLEASE.
724
00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:46,352
GIRLS AT THE FRONT.
725
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,653
PAULA?
726
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:48,888
IS THAT YOU?
727
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,456
OH! YES.
728
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,457
IT'S RONNIE BURNS.
729
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,759
OH! HI, RONNIE!
730
00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:55,294
I THOUGHT YOU GAVE
ALL THIS UP?
731
00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,830
YEAH, I JUST PICKED THE
WRONG ONE TO GIVE IT UP FOR.
732
00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,899
YOU BEEN KEEPING IN SHAPE?
733
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,667
UH, YEAH.
I NEVER STOPPED.
734
00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:02,902
YOU WANNA SHOW ME?
735
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,337
UNLESS I CAN TAKE
A WRITTEN TEST.
736
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,738
OK, EDDIE.
737
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,207
OH, GOD.
738
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,876
A FEW BASIC IMPOSSIBLE
STEPS, KIDS,
739
00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,110
SO, PAY ATTENTION.
740
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:12,444
READY?
741
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,446
5, 6, 7, AND,
742
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,682
1, 2, 3, AND 4,
743
00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,817
5, 6, 7, KICK.
744
00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,920
STEP, STEP,
BA-DUH, BA-DUH.
745
00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,055
REACH...REACH...
746
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:25,157
PREPARE AND SINGLE...
747
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:28,794
CHASSE, JETE,
...AND FINISH.
748
00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:31,263
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
UP TO TEMPO.
749
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:01,760
THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT
AND THE BOY IN THE MIDDLE.
750
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:02,995
PAULA.
751
00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,899
A LITTLE RUSTY,
BUT NOT BAD.
752
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:11,170
MY PROBLEM IS,
I NEED THEM VERY...YOUNG.
753
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:12,171
YOUNG...
754
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:13,539
OK, I'M GONNA
WORK ON THAT.
755
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:21,113
NOW, THEN,
WHAT ABOUT RICHARD?
756
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:22,381
NOW, THE QUESTION IS,
757
00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:24,016
AND THIS MAY SEEM
PERFUNCTORY,
758
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,552
WAS RICHARD
ACTUALLY DEFORMED?
759
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:29,055
HISTORICALLY,
WE KNOW HE WAS BORN
760
00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,489
WITH A SEVERE
CURVATURE OF THE SPINE,
761
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,159
GIVING THE IMPRESSION
HE IS HUNCHBACKED,
762
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,261
WITH SOME PARALYSIS
763
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:36,628
OF THE LEFT HAND
AND RIGHT FOOT,
764
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:39,031
SOME DAMAGE TO THE RIGHT
CHEEK AND EYELIDS,
765
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:42,834
BUT...IS THIS THE WAY
WE WANT TO PLAY RICHARD?
766
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,404
I DON'T THINK SO.
767
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,073
LET'S FACE IT.
768
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,774
RICHARD WAS GAY.
769
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,511
WELL, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S ANY OF OUR BUSINESS.
770
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:57,616
IT IS, IN A SENSE,
A GREEK TRAGEDY.
771
00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,851
AS IF RICHARD DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLES.
772
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,189
AND HE--
HE WANTED LADY ANNE
773
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,523
NOT SO MUCH
FOR HER BEAUTY,
774
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,126
BUT MORE BECAUSE
A ROMANCE WITH HER
775
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,660
WOULD TAKE
THE HEAT OFF HIM
776
00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:10,629
IN THE ENGLISH COURT.
777
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,731
HOW DO I THINK
WE SHOULD PLAY RICHARD?
778
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,766
AS AN ADONIS.
779
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,868
A MAN WHOSE BEAUTY
780
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,104
WOULD PUT LADY ANNE'S
TO SHAME.
781
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,505
SO, LET'S GET RID
OF THE HUMP.
782
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,140
LET'S GET RID OF
THE TWISTED EXTREMITIES
783
00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,142
AND SHOW HIM AS HE
REALLY WOULD BE TODAY,
784
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:25,377
NOT DESIROUS OF BECOMING
KING OF ENGLAND,
785
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:29,481
BUT RATHER OF BEING
BELLE OF THE BALL.
786
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:33,319
UH...
787
00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:34,987
YES, ELLIOT?
788
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,689
I HAVE A QUESTION.
789
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:38,991
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
790
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:41,893
W-W-WHAT'S YOUR
OBJECTION, ELLIOT?
791
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,030
WELL, UH,
I HAVE TO PLAY IT.
792
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:46,332
I LIKE THE HUMP
AND THE CLUB FOOT,
793
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:48,834
I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON IT FOR 3 MONTHS.
794
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,170
AND I RESPECT THAT,
ELLIOT.
795
00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:52,304
THAT'S--THAT'S
WHY WE'RE HERE.
796
00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,705
AN EXCHANGE
OF IDEAS.
797
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:54,773
HEH.
798
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,875
UM, TELL ME,
HOW DO YOU--
799
00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:58,577
HOW DO YOU SEE
RICHARD?
800
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,012
WELL, UH, I DON'T THINK
801
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,314
HE'S A MIDDLE LINEBACKER
FOR THE CHICAGO BEARS,
802
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,750
BUT LET'S NOT TOSS AWAY
ONE OF HIS PRIME MOTIVATIONS.
803
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,018
AND WHAT'S THAT?
804
00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:08,387
WELL, HE WANTS TO GET
LADY ANNE IN THE SACK.
805
00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:11,290
THAT'S JUST A RUMOR.
806
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,393
I DON'T WANT TO PRESS
THIS, UH, ELLIOT,
807
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,595
BUT LET'S JUST
TRY IT MY WAY.
808
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,597
TRUST ME, ELLIOT.
809
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,567
I KNOW WHEN
TO HOLD BACK.
810
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:25,404
WHY DON'T WE READ
THROUGH THE FIRST ACT?
811
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,774
HOW FAR OFF THIS DIVING BOARD
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?
812
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,942
WELL...
813
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,944
DON'T GIVE ME
BETTE MIDLER,
814
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,646
BUT LET'S NOT
BE AFRAID TO BE BOLD.
815
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:35,781
BOLD?
816
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,316
YES.
817
00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:43,455
"ACT ONE,
SCENE ONE.
818
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:44,790
"ENTER RICHARD,
819
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,492
DUKE OF
GLOUCESTER."
820
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,835
"NOW IS...
821
00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:58,804
"NOW...
822
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,439
"NOW...
823
00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,075
"NOW...
824
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:06,011
"NOW--NOW...
825
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,113
"NOW...
826
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:10,182
"NOW...
827
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,118
"NOW--NOW IS--
828
00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:13,719
"NOW IS--
829
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:16,988
"NOW--NOW IS THE--
830
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,056
"NOW IS THE--
831
00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:20,226
"NOW...
832
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:22,261
"NOW IS--
833
00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:38,944
"NOW IS THE--
834
00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:41,480
"NOW--NOW IS THE--
835
00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:43,849
"NOW IS THE--NOW IS THE--
836
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,016
"NOW, IS THE--"
837
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,219
CAN WE TAKE
A 5-MINUTE BREAK?
838
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,087
LET'S. LET'S.
839
00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,792
38...
840
00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:55,994
39...
841
00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:59,598
40.
842
00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,800
WHOO! THAT'S IT.
843
00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:02,968
I CAN'T DO ANY MORE.
844
00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,670
60. YOU SAID 60.
845
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:08,740
OH, MY MUSCLES ARE GONE.
I CAN'T DANCE.
846
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,909
IT WAS A DUMB IDEA.
847
00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,811
I'M GOING TO PUT YOU
UP FOR ADOPTION.
848
00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:13,912
YOU WANNA GET ME A COKE?
849
00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:16,248
UH-UH. FATTENING.
850
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,317
GET ME A COKE, SWEETHEART.
851
00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:20,619
MOTHER DOESN'T WANT
TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
852
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:25,824
ENTER, LADY ANNE.
853
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,128
DO YOU LIVE ALONE?
854
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,297
YES. FORTUNATELY,
855
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,364
THE OTHER COUPLE
WHO LIVE HERE
856
00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:33,465
ALSO LIVE HERE ALONE.
857
00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,267
MAY I TAKE YOUR CAPE?
858
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,403
HI, LUCY.
LUCY, THIS IS RHONDA.
859
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,837
RHONDA, LUCY.
LUCY, RHONDA.
860
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:39,871
RHONDA, LUCY.
861
00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:40,906
HI.
862
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,708
HELLO.
863
00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:43,842
WHATCHA DOING?
864
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,143
SITTING ON
MY MOTHER.
865
00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:46,745
OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN.
866
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,947
RHONDA AND I WILL BE
WORKING IN MY BEDROOM.
867
00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:49,981
GOOD NIGHT.
868
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:51,350
GOOD NIGHT.
869
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,652
I'LL BET.
870
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,058
I HEARD VOICES.
WAS THAT HIM?
871
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,860
UH-HUH.
HE TOOK 2 APPLES.
872
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:02,928
DID YOU WRITE IT DOWN?
873
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,095
I DIDN'T HAVE A PENCIL.
874
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,331
I TOLD YOU.
875
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:07,333
WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN,
REMEMBER?
876
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,134
IF HE TAKES A GLASS
OF WATER, WRITE IT DOWN.
877
00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,769
THIS IS NOT A HOTEL.
878
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,137
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HIM?
879
00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,472
WHO INVITED HIM?
880
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,606
THAT'S WHY
I DON'T LIKE HIM.
881
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,408
IF HE WAS A LAWYER
OR A DOCTOR,
882
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,310
INSTEAD OF AN ACTOR,
WOULD YOU LIKE HIM?
883
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,279
MM-MMM. I WOULDN'T
LIKE HIM IF I LIKED HIM.
884
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:21,847
HE GRATES ON ME.
885
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,315
I THINK HE'S KIND OF CUTE.
886
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:26,084
HE REMINDS ME OF A DOG
THAT NOBODY WANTS.
887
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:28,287
YOU ARE NEVER
TO THINK HE'S CUTE.
888
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:31,457
WHY DID HE TAKE
2 APPLES?
889
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,025
ONE FOR HIM
AND ONE FOR HER.
890
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,361
WHAT HER?
891
00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:37,329
HE'S GOT A GIRL IN THERE.
892
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:39,331
IN MY HOME?
893
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,567
HE HAS A GIRL
IN THE BEDROOM?
894
00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:45,003
WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SOMETHING?
895
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:46,672
WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME?
896
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:47,739
SORRY.
897
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,675
YOU WANT ME TO WRITE
DOWN GIRLS, TOO?
898
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,014
YOU KNOCKED?
899
00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:57,516
CAN I SPEAK TO YOU
IN PRIVATE?
900
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,285
GEE, IT'S A BAD TIME.
HOW ABOUT AT BREAKFAST?
901
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,352
IS THAT A GIRL IN THERE?
902
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,387
JEEZ, I HOPE SO.
903
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,621
NOT IN MY HOUSE.
904
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:03,989
I WILL NOT PUT UP
WITH THIS SORT OF THING.
905
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,190
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
906
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:06,191
YOU HAVE A GIRL
IN YOUR ROOM,
907
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:07,526
AND I DON'T OBJECT.
908
00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:08,794
RHONDA,
THIS IS MS. McFADDEN.
909
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,796
MAC LIVES JUST DOWN
THE ROAD APIECE.
910
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:12,030
Ms. McFADDEN,
911
00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:13,899
THIS IS RHONDA FONTANA,
RISING YOUNG ACTRESS.
912
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,934
DON'T RISE.
913
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,169
HI.
HELLO.
914
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,306
CAN WE TALK?
THIS IS SERIOUS.
915
00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,741
SURE.
RHONDA, TAKE A BREAK.
916
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,111
OUT.
917
00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:27,479
OUT?
HER. OUT.
918
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,581
THEY HAVE MOTELS FOR
THAT SORT OF ACTIVITY.
919
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,583
I HAVE AN IMPRESSIONABLE
10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
920
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,285
IN THERE,
AND THAT IS NOT ONE
921
00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:34,620
OF THE IMPRESSIONS
I WANT HER TO GET.
922
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,021
SO, YOU GET THAT
RISING YOUNG ACTRESS
923
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,656
THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
924
00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,658
OUT WHERE? OUT OF MY RENTED
APARTMENT THAT YOU'RE STAYING IN
925
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:41,693
OUT OF THE KINDLINESS
OF MY HEART?
926
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,562
I WILL BRING HOME ANYONE
OR ANYTHING I CHOOSE,
927
00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:45,631
INCLUDING A ONE-EYED
EPISCOPALIAN KANGAROO
928
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,232
IF THAT BE MY KINKY
INCLINATION.
929
00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,567
AS TO WHAT
IS GOING ON IN THERE,
930
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,370
WE HAPPEN TO BE REHEARSING
ACT ONE, SCENE 4,
931
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:52,704
FROM RICHARD III.
932
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,740
I HAVE A CRETIN FROM MARS
DIRECTING THIS PLAY,
933
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,775
AND I NEED ALL
THE EXTRA WORK THAT I CAN GET.
934
00:37:56,842 --> 00:38:00,011
HOWEVER, IF I CHOOSE TO ATTEMPT
TO HAVE CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
935
00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:02,348
OF THAT GORGEOUS BOD,
THAT WILL BE MY PROBLEM,
936
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,216
HER OPTION, AND NONE
OF YOUR BEESWAX.
937
00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:10,221
WHAT WAS LITTLE LUCY'S
IMPRESSION
938
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,890
OF WHAT WAS GOING ON
IN MAMA'S BEDROOM
939
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,093
WITH TONY "LOVE 'EM
AND LEAVE 'EM" DeFOREST?
940
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,428
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS,
WILL YA?
941
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,564
WE'RE RUNNING UP
A HELL OF A BILL.
942
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:26,838
ARE YOU OK?
943
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,974
I'M FINE.
GO TO SLEEP.
944
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,410
ARE YOU UPSET BECAUSE
THEY'RE MESSING AROUND IN THERE?
945
00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:32,678
THEY ARE NOT
MESSING AROUND.
946
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,346
THEY'RE DOING
ACT ONE, SCENE 4,
947
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,914
FROM RICHARD III.
948
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,252
DID IT EVER BOTHER YOU
949
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,988
ABOUT TONY AND ME?
950
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,289
I MEAN, US...
951
00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:46,858
NOT BEING MARRIED
AND LIVING TOGETHER?
952
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:47,893
NO.
953
00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:51,329
I WANTED TO GET
MARRIED, YOU KNOW,
954
00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:53,365
BUT HE COULDN'T
GET A DIVORCE.
955
00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:54,833
THAT'S OK.
956
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,471
I JUST WANTED
TO KNOW HOW YOU FELT.
957
00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:03,942
GOOD NIGHT,
ANGEL.
958
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,043
NIGHT.
959
00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:17,789
IS THAT A SONG
FROM RICHARD III?
960
00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:22,628
DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET ME
961
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,463
BE HIT BY A RICH MAN
IN A ROLLS-ROYCE.
962
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,097
I THINK
I CAN SWING IT.
963
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,499
THANK YOU.
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
964
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:28,834
I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY
YOU SHOULD SAY THAT.
965
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:29,835
WHAT DID I SAY?
966
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,403
THERE'S
AN OUTSIDE CHANCE
967
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,138
I CAN GET US BOTH
A JOB AT THE AUTO SHOW.
968
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,940
IT'S ONLY 2 WEEKS' WORK,
BUT THE MONEY'S NOT BAD.
969
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,775
OH, ANY MONEY'S NOT BAD.
WHAT WILL WE HAVE TO DO?
970
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:38,043
JUST LOOK PRETTY,
POINT TO THE CARS,
971
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,377
SAY, "THEY'RE TERRIFIC."
972
00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:41,312
I CAN DO THAT. I CAN POINT
AND SAY, "TERRIFIC."
973
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,481
A FRIEND OF MINE
974
00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:43,515
WILL LET ME KNOW
THIS WEEKEND.
975
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:44,650
JUST KEEP IT QUIET.
976
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,084
WHAT A NICE PERSON YOU ARE.
977
00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:47,385
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
978
00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:48,720
WELL, WE WERE BOTH
GIVEN THE SHAFT
979
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,188
BY YOUR EX-HUSBAND.
I FEEL RELATED.
980
00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:51,322
YEAH.
981
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,357
THANKS.
982
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:53,792
COME.
983
00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,094
NOW, TO CURTSEY
WITH YOUR HOLY LOAD,
984
00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:58,964
TAKEN FROM PAUL'S
TO BE INTERRED THERE.
985
00:39:59,030 --> 00:39:59,965
AND STILL...
986
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:01,967
AS YOU ARE WEARY
OF THE WEIGHT,
987
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,603
REST YOU, WHILE I LAMENT
KING HENRY'S CORSE.
988
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,104
STAY,
YOU THAT BEAR THE CORSE,
989
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:07,473
AND SET IT DOWN.
990
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,475
WHAT BLACK MAGICIAN
CONJURES UP THIS FIEND
991
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,276
TO STOP DEVOTED
CHARITABLE DEEDS?
992
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,111
VILLAINS,
SET DOWN THE CORSE,
993
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:14,546
OR, BY SAINT PAUL,
994
00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,582
I'LL MAKE A CORSE
OF HIM WHO DISOBEYS.
995
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:19,284
MY LORD, STAND BACK
AND LET THE COFFIN PASS.
996
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,786
UNMANNERED DOG.
997
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,788
STAND THOU
WHEN I COMMAND.
998
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,823
ADVANCE THY HALBERD
HIGHER THAN MY BREAST,
999
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:27,225
OR, BY SAINT PAUL,
I WILL STRIKE THEE--
1000
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,327
MY CAREERETH IS OVER.
1001
00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:32,498
I AM MAKING A HORSE'S
ASSETH OF MYSELF!
1002
00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:34,299
MARK...
1003
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,134
I BEG YOU.
1004
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,604
IF YOU WANT THIS KIND
OF PERFORMANCE,
1005
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,806
LET ME PLAY LADY ANNE.
1006
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,576
YOU'RE UNHAPPY,
ELLIOT?
1007
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,444
NOT UNHAPPY,
FREAKIN' PETRIFIED.
1008
00:40:46,512 --> 00:40:48,079
THE CRITICS
WILL CRUCIFY ME,
1009
00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,248
AND THE GAY COMMUNITY,
MANY OF THEM MY FRIENDS,
1010
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,550
ARE GONNA HANG ME
1011
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:53,084
FROM SHAKESPEARE'S STATUE
BY MY GENITALIA.
1012
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,720
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, MARK.
1013
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,722
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
ELLIOTT?
1014
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,924
I WANT MY HUMP BACK.
I WANT MY CLUB FOOT.
1015
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,992
I WANT A LITTLE PARALYSIS
IN MY RIGHT HAND--
1016
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,595
OR MY LEFT HAND.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A LOT.
1017
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:04,663
2 STIFF FINGERS.
1018
00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:06,732
I--I NEED MOTIVATION.
1019
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,400
I SEE.
HMM. I SEE.
1020
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,336
YOU WANT
TO PLAY IT SAFE.
1021
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:14,405
YOU WANT TO GIVE US YOUR
STARCHED, CONVENTIONAL RICHARD.
1022
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,841
AND WHY NOT?
1023
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,109
THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT
THAT WAY SOME 500 YEARS.
1024
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:19,377
LISTEN, WHAT DO I KNOW?
1025
00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:20,912
I'M LUCKY
I GOT THE PART.
1026
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,681
IN CHICAGO, WE ACT
DIFFERENTLY OUT THERE.
1027
00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:24,349
WE TRY TO DO THE PLAYS
AS WRITTEN.
1028
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:26,685
IF THAT DOESN'T GO DOWN
IN NEW YORK, TERRIFIC.
1029
00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,820
I--I RESPECT YOU.
1030
00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:30,155
YOU'VE DONE
OFF-BROADWAY.
1031
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,356
I HAVEN'T.
1032
00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:32,858
I'M NOT A QUITTER.
1033
00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:34,893
I'LL PLAY RICHARD LIKE
YOUNG SHIRLEY TEMPLE
1034
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:35,927
IF YOU WANT,
1035
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,462
BUT DON'T LET ME
LOOK FOOLISH.
1036
00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,765
AND YOU FEEL FOOLISH?
1037
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,399
I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
1038
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,134
I PASSED FOOLISH
ON TUESDAY.
1039
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,875
WE HAVE TO TRUST
EACH OTHER, ELLIOT.
1040
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,910
I DO.
1041
00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:54,546
I WAS NEVER GOING TO
LET YOU DO IT LIKE THAT.
1042
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:55,581
OH, THANK GOD!
1043
00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:57,348
DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?
1044
00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:58,617
I'M TRYING, MARK.
1045
00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:00,819
RICHARD DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE GAY,
1046
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,288
BUT LET'S USE THAT
AS SUBTEXT.
1047
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,756
WE'LL KEEP IT,
1048
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:07,225
BUT NOW WE CAN BRING BACK
THE HUMP AND THE CLUB FOOT.
1049
00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,259
AND THE TWISTED FINGERS?
1050
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,628
IF YOU LIKE THEM.
1051
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:11,162
OH, I LOVE THEM.
I'M CRAZY ABOUT THEM.
1052
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,064
THEN USE THEM, BABY,
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I'M AFTER.
1053
00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:14,065
OH, WHATEVER.
1054
00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:16,367
TRY IT MY WAY,
BUBELEH.
1055
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:17,903
I WON'T LET YOU
GO WRONG.
1056
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,404
OH!
1057
00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,873
OH! OH!
1058
00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,917
EXCUSE ME, BUT HAVEN'T
WE MET IN OUR APARTMENT?
1059
00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:33,218
PLEASE,
I ENJOY SHOPPING.
1060
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,820
DON'T SPOIL THIS
FOR ME, TOO.
1061
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,622
OH, RELAX. WE DON'T HAVE TO
FIGHT TILL WE GET HOME.
1062
00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:37,956
WE NEED SOAP, DARLING.
1063
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:39,958
NOT IN MY BATHROOM.
LOOK, THIS IS SILLY.
1064
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:41,960
IF YOU BUY WHAT YOU NEED,
AND I BUY WHAT I NEED,
1065
00:42:42,027 --> 00:42:43,494
WE COULD HAVE MORE
THAN WE BOTH NEED.
1066
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,796
WHY DON'T WE HAVE
ONE SHOPPING LIST
1067
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,297
AND SPLIT UP THE BILL?
1068
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:47,633
ON WHAT ITEMS?
1069
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,400
FOOD, KITCHEN
AND BATHROOM CLEANSERS.
1070
00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:51,603
EVERYTHING EXCEPT MALE
AND FEMININE DOODADS.
1071
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,705
THERE, YOU GO YOUR WAY,
I'LL GO MINE.
1072
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,006
THEN WE SPLIT EVERYTHING?
1073
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,275
MM-HMM. I'LL PAY
MY FULL 1/3 SHARE.
1074
00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,509
1/3?
1075
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,278
I'M NOT THE ONE
WITH A DAUGHTER.
1076
00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:01,680
OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1077
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,749
DIDN'T LADY ANNE WASH
HER HANDS THE OTHER NIGHT?
1078
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:07,118
QUICK. QUICK.
I LOVE A QUICK GIRL.
1079
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,754
OK, DOWN THE MIDDLE.
1080
00:43:16,494 --> 00:43:17,696
CHIANTI.
1081
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:18,830
WE CAN'T HAVE
SPAGHETTI MARINARA
1082
00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:19,865
WITHOUT A LITTLE VINO.
1083
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,199
OH, YOU CAN
ON MY BUDGET.
1084
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,134
OH, PLEASE.
I'LL PAY FOR THE BOOZE.
1085
00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:26,204
THIN OF STATURE, BUT NOT TIGHT
OF POCKET. I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
1086
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:29,607
CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF YOUR
FINEST CHEAP CHIANTI, PLEASE?
1087
00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:33,745
THERE'S A NICE
CALIFORNIA RED HERE FOR 6.99.
1088
00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:35,180
NOTHING FROM KANSAS?
1089
00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:36,882
NO.
1090
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,150
HERE.
OH! OH!
1091
00:43:39,217 --> 00:43:41,252
NOT THIS, NO.
1092
00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:42,520
OH. WHAT ABOUT, UH...
1093
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:43,554
THAT?
HEY!
1094
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,090
YEAH, THIS IS
MORE LIKE IT.
1095
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,561
OK?
1096
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,930
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S WRONG?
1097
00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:54,499
MY BAG.
THEY TOOK MY...BAG.
1098
00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:55,701
WHO DID?
1099
00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:57,235
THE--THE CAR.
THERE WERE 3 OF THEM,
1100
00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:59,637
AND ONE GUY JUMPED OUT,
AND HE GRABBED MY BAG.
1101
00:43:59,705 --> 00:44:01,006
I HAD EVERYTHING IN IT!
1102
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:03,641
BASTARDS.
DIRTY BASTARDS.
1103
00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:04,976
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GO AFTER THEM?
1104
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:07,545
AFTER A SPEEDING CAR?
1105
00:44:07,612 --> 00:44:09,815
THANKS.
THANKS A LOT.
1106
00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:13,618
THEY COULD BE ARMED.
1107
00:44:13,685 --> 00:44:15,020
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?
1108
00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:17,088
FIGHT IT OUT WITH
A CAN OF TOMATO PASTE?
1109
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:20,391
LEAVE ME ALONE.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
1110
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:22,761
I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD
GO TO THE POLICE AND REPORT IT.
1111
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:24,429
I COULD CALL IF YOU WANT.
1112
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,765
I WISH YOU'D BEEN THAT HELPFUL
WHEN I WAS BEING ROBBED.
1113
00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:29,534
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
I'M NOT A GERMAN SHEPHERD.
1114
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,601
OH, MY GOD!
THAT'S THEM!
1115
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,837
THAT'S THEM,
WHO?
1116
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,739
THE ONES
WHO TOOK MY BAG!
1117
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:36,107
STOP THEM!
SOMEBODY STOP THEM!
1118
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,843
WHAT IS THIS,
POLICE WOMAN?
1119
00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,449
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
1120
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,751
I'M GONNA GET A BULLET
1121
00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:47,953
RIGHT BETWEEN
MY FREAKIN' EYES.
1122
00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:50,288
OH!
1123
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,556
OH, DARN IT!
1124
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:58,830
ALL RIGHT. GIVE IT TO ME.
GIVE ME HER BAG.
1125
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:01,499
COME ON, DAMN IT!
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU GUYS.
1126
00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:02,834
GET OUT OF THE CAR! MOVE!
1127
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,135
OK. WE SURRENDER.
1128
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,737
PISS OFF,
PISSHEAD.
1129
00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:07,672
GRAB HIM, COOKIE.
LET'S TAKE HIM.
1130
00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,007
UNH! ALL RIGHT.
DON'T GET EXCITED.
1131
00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:11,209
I WAS JUST ASKING.
I WAS JUST ASKING.
1132
00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:21,219
FREAKIN' HUMILIATING.
1133
00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,898
I HAD ALL MY MONEY
IN THERE.
1134
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:34,632
EVERYTHING!
1135
00:45:34,699 --> 00:45:36,334
MY LAST DOLLAR
IN THE WORLD!
1136
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,203
GO AWAY WITH YOUR
DAMN CHIANTI!
1137
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,938
WHAT'S CHIANTI
GOT TO DO WITH IT?
1138
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:41,072
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
AT LEAST THANK ME
1139
00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:42,207
FOR RISKING MY LIFE
FOR YOU.
1140
00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:43,975
DID YOU GET
MY BAG BACK? NO.
1141
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,710
SO, WHY SHOULD
I THANK YOU?
1142
00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:47,745
MAN, WHY DO I HAVE
SUCH LOUSY LUCK?
1143
00:45:47,813 --> 00:45:49,881
EVERY TIME AN ACTOR
COMES INTO MY LIFE--
1144
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:52,150
I JUST HATE
ALL OF YOU!
1145
00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:54,319
GET AWAY
FROM ME, OK?!
1146
00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:55,520
GET AWAY!
1147
00:46:00,058 --> 00:46:01,827
I REALLY DON'T
THINK THEY ROBBED YOU
1148
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,294
BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR.
1149
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:07,165
AND THEN, AFTER I GOT
OUT OF NORTHWESTERN,
1150
00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:09,434
I GOT MY FIRST SUMMER
JOB IN GRAND RAPIDS.
1151
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,468
MICHIGAN.
MM-HMM.
1152
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,602
10 PLAYS
IN 10 WEEKS.
1153
00:46:11,669 --> 00:46:12,938
WORKED LIKE A DOG.
1154
00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:14,405
I HAD HEPATITIS
AND THE MUMPS
1155
00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:15,473
AND NEVER KNEW IT.
1156
00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:17,208
I THOUGHT I WAS JUST
GETTING YELLOW AND FAT.
1157
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:18,276
WHICH PLAYS?
1158
00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:19,277
UH, WELL, LET'S SEE.
1159
00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:20,578
THE FIRST PLAY
WAS INHERIT THE WIND.
1160
00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:21,779
I PLAYED THE REPORTER.
1161
00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:22,848
GENE KELLY DID IT
IN THE MOVIE.
1162
00:46:22,914 --> 00:46:23,982
WE RENTED IT.
1163
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:26,017
CHECK. CHECK.
GENE DID A NICE JOB.
1164
00:46:26,084 --> 00:46:28,519
MAYBE HE DIDN'T DIG AS DEEP
AS I DID. WHO KNOWS?
1165
00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:29,955
THEN I DID CYRANO.
1166
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:31,990
JOSE FERRER. SAW IT
LAST WEEK ON CHANNEL 9.
1167
00:46:32,057 --> 00:46:33,992
I USED HALF THE NOSE,
GOT TWICE THE LAUGHS.
1168
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,994
IT'S STYLE THAT COUNTS,
NOT MAKEUP.
1169
00:46:36,061 --> 00:46:38,263
BOY, YOU DON'T THINK MUCH
OF YOURSELF, DO YOU?
1170
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:39,497
POUND FOR POUND,
1171
00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:41,666
I GOT THE BIGGEST EGO
THIS SIDE OF ST. LOUIS.
1172
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:42,834
IN THIS BUSINESS,
1173
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,102
YOU BETTER BELIEVE
IN YOURSELF,
1174
00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:45,803
OTHERWISE,
THEY'LL CHOP YOU UP
1175
00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:47,605
AND SERVE YOU
AS AN ONION DIP.
1176
00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:48,974
WHAT ELSE? UH...
1177
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,142
I WAS A DISC JOCKEY
FOR A YEAR. NO GOOD.
1178
00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,311
YOU HAVE TO SEE MY FACE
TO APPRECIATE THE WORK.
1179
00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:55,146
LITTLE MORE WINE?
1180
00:46:57,849 --> 00:46:59,450
De ante on the chianti.
1181
00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:00,718
HEY, THAT'S GOOD.
1182
00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:01,953
YOU'RE TERRIFIC
WITH WORDS.
1183
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,221
YOU ALWAYS PICK
THE RIGHT ONES.
1184
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,723
WORDS ARE THE CANVAS
OF AN ACTOR.
1185
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:07,092
HIS LIPS ARE HIS BRUSHES.
1186
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:08,894
HIS TONGUE THE COLOR
OF THE SPECTRUM.
1187
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,396
WHEN HE SPEAKS,
HE PAINTS PORTRAITS.
1188
00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:13,431
CLASSY.
YOU'RE VERY CLASSY.
1189
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,266
AH, THE KID'S
GOT A GOOD EYE.
1190
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,801
NOT LIKE TONY.
1191
00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,636
TONY WASN'T
A CLASSY ACTOR.
1192
00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:21,072
HE WAS JUST,
YOU KNOW...SEXY.
1193
00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:23,508
YOU DON'T FIND ME SEXY?
1194
00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:24,775
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1195
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,377
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE 10 YEARS OLD.
1196
00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:28,513
IN 3 YEARS, YOU'LL HAVE
MY PICTURE ON YOUR WALL.
1197
00:47:28,579 --> 00:47:30,848
OK. IT'S AFTER 9:00.
TIME TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
1198
00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:32,217
5 MORE MINUTES?
1199
00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:33,751
TALK MORE. WE NEVER
HAVE A GOOD TALKING
1200
00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,186
LIKE THIS AT DINNER.
1201
00:47:35,253 --> 00:47:37,788
THEN I DID A MIDSUMMER
NIGHT'S DREAM
1202
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,190
ON PUBLIC TELEVISION
IN CHICAGO.
1203
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:41,392
I DID THE PART MICKEY ROONEY
DID IN THE MOVIE.
1204
00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,528
PUCK.
RIGHT ON.
1205
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:46,764
THEN, I GOT A CALL FROM
THIS LADY PRODUCER IN NEW YORK
1206
00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,466
WHO SAW IT AND ASKED ME
1207
00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:50,501
TO COME AND DO RICHARD III
OFF-BROADWAY.
1208
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,270
WELL, OFF-OFF-BROADWAY
1209
00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:54,505
ARE WE INVITED
TO THE OPENING?
1210
00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:55,540
YOU REALLY WANT TO COME?
1211
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:56,874
BOTH OF YOU?
1212
00:47:56,942 --> 00:47:58,343
TUESDAY'S
A SCHOOL NIGHT.
1213
00:47:58,409 --> 00:47:59,978
WE WENT TO TONY'S OPENING
ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.
1214
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:01,846
I SAID NO.
1215
00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:04,549
OH, CRAP--
OOH, CRUD. SORRY.
1216
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:09,387
I THINK
I'M IN TROUBLE.
1217
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:10,989
GOOD NIGHT.
1218
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:26,204
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN MY BEDROOM?
1219
00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:28,273
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
1220
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,975
YOU CAN HAVE
THE BIG BEDROOM
1221
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,376
FOR AN EXTRA
$100 A MONTH,
1222
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:32,978
PAYABLE RIGHT NOW
IN CASH.
1223
00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:34,779
WE'LL MOVE INTO YOURS
IN THE MORNING.
1224
00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:36,281
YOU MEAN A RENT INCREASE
1225
00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:38,016
FOR GETTING WHAT I SHOULD
HAVE GOTTEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?
1226
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,284
NO, THANK YOU.
1227
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:43,321
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN LENDING ME $100?
1228
00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:45,923
I CAN EITHER PAY YOU
BACK 7 1/2% INTEREST
1229
00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,425
OR DO YOUR LAUNDRY.
TAKE YOUR PICK.
1230
00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:48,994
HE REALLY
CLEANED YOU OUT, HUH?
1231
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:51,629
EVERYONE FROM HERE
TO ITALY.
1232
00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:53,231
OK.
1233
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:55,967
I HAVE $97 AND CHANGE.
I'LL SPLIT IT WITH YOU.
1234
00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:59,237
STARTING OPENING NIGHT,
I GET $600 A WEEK.
1235
00:48:59,304 --> 00:49:01,406
I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER.
1236
00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:03,241
I'LL PAY ALL
THE LIVING EXPENSES
1237
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:05,010
UNTIL YOU GET
YOURSELF A JOB,
1238
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,311
AND I'LL DO MY OWN LAUNDRY.
1239
00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:09,447
I SEE, AND WHAT
DO YOU GET?
1240
00:49:09,514 --> 00:49:12,483
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BE NICE TO ME.
1241
00:49:14,919 --> 00:49:16,554
YOU GO TO HELL!
1242
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,858
WOULD YOU LISTEN
VERY, VERY CAREFULLY?
1243
00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:22,060
'CAUSE THIS MAY BE
THE LAST TIME
1244
00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:23,694
I AM EVER TALKING
TO YOU.
1245
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:26,264
NOT EVERYBODY IS AFTER
YOUR MAGNIFICENT BODY, LADY.
1246
00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:28,133
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
IT AIN'T SO MAGNIFICENT.
1247
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:30,201
FAIR, MAYBE, BUT IT DOESN'T
KEEP ME UP NIGHTS.
1248
00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,137
I DON'T EVEN FIND YOU
THAT PRETTY.
1249
00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:33,838
MAYBE IF YOU SMILED
ONCE IN A WHILE, BUT WHO KNOWS?
1250
00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:36,374
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO
ANYTHING AGAINST YOUR RELIGION.
1251
00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:41,046
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON
IN THIS CITY WHO GOT DUMPED ON.
1252
00:49:41,112 --> 00:49:43,214
I, MYSELF,
AM A RECENT DUMPEE.
1253
00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:44,515
I AM A DEDICATED ACTOR.
1254
00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:47,552
I'M DEDICATED
TO MY ART AND TO MY CRAFT.
1255
00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:48,686
I VALUE WHAT I DO,
1256
00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,356
AND BECAUSE OF A MENTALLY
ARTHRITIC DIRECTOR,
1257
00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,557
I AM PLAYING
1258
00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:54,459
THE SECOND-GREATEST
ENGLISH-SPEAKING ROLE IN HISTORY
1259
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:57,928
LIKE A DOUBLE-ORDER
OF FRESH CALIFORNIA FRUIT SALAD.
1260
00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,131
WHEN I SAY NICE,
I MEAN...NICE--
1261
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,800
DECENT, FAIR--
BECAUSE I DESERVE IT.
1262
00:50:02,867 --> 00:50:05,136
I AM A NICE,
DECENT, FAIR PERSON.
1263
00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:07,305
I DO NOT WANT
TO JUMP YOUR BONES, AND I--
1264
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:10,708
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE YOU
WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING.
1265
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:15,380
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I DO LIKE ABOUT YOU.
1266
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:18,383
LUCY.
LUCY IS YOUR BEST PART.
1267
00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:22,587
LUCY IS WORTH
PUTTING UP WITH YOU FOR.
1268
00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:26,191
HERE. HERE IS...
1269
00:50:26,257 --> 00:50:30,561
$52 FOR THE CARE AND FEEDING
OF YOUR TERRIFIC CHILD.
1270
00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:32,897
YOU GET
ZIP-A-DEE DOO-DAH.
1271
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,265
YOU NEED MONEY FOR YOURSELF?
1272
00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:36,134
YOU BORROW IT
FROM LUCY, OK?
1273
00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:37,602
I AM NOW GOING INSIDE
1274
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:39,970
TO MEDITATE AWAY
MY HOSTILITY TOWARDS YOU,
1275
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,172
BUT PERSONALLY,
1276
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,374
I DON'T THINK
IT CAN BE DONE.
1277
00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:56,521
DEFORMED, UNFINISHED,
1278
00:50:56,587 --> 00:51:01,025
SENT BEFORE MY TIME
TO THIS BREATHING WORLD,
1279
00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:04,028
SCARCE HALF MADE UP,
1280
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:07,064
AND SO LAMELY
AND UNFASHIONABLE
1281
00:51:07,132 --> 00:51:11,302
THAT DOGS BARK AT ME
AS I HALT BY THEM.
1282
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:14,071
WHY I, IN THIS WEEP--
1283
00:51:14,139 --> 00:51:15,606
WHAT?
1284
00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:19,277
AM I DISTURBING YOU?
1285
00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,379
YES.
I'M SORRY.
1286
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,080
THEN DON'T DISTURB ME.
1287
00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,349
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SNAP AT ME.
1288
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:25,916
YES, I DO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1289
00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:27,285
WHAT IS WRONG?
1290
00:51:27,352 --> 00:51:29,220
WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU OPEN TOMORROW NIGHT
1291
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,555
IN FRONT OF
THE NEW YORK CRITICS
1292
00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:32,757
WEARING A CHARTREUSE
HUMP ON YOUR BACK.
1293
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:33,958
YOU PLAY RICHARD III
1294
00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:35,393
WITH A TWISTED,
PARALYTIC HAND
1295
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,094
AND PINK POLISH
ON YOUR NAILS.
1296
00:51:37,162 --> 00:51:39,096
I AM BUSY TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
1297
00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:40,565
HOW TO SAVE
MY LOUSY CAREER.
1298
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:42,667
THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1299
00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:45,002
OH! I KNOW! I DIPPED
INTO YOUR PEANUT BUTTER.
1300
00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:47,305
THE ALARM
MUST HAVE GONE OFF.
1301
00:51:47,372 --> 00:51:49,307
WHAT DO I OWE YOU
FOR ONE FINGER-FULL
1302
00:51:49,374 --> 00:51:50,575
OF SKIPPY CHUNKY SPREAD?
1303
00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:53,511
I CAME TO PAY YOU BACK
YOUR $52.
1304
00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:55,146
I GOT A JOB.
1305
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:57,615
ALSO, I WANT TO KNOW
IF YOU HAVE ANY BICARBONATE.
1306
00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,683
LUCY'S SICK.
1307
00:51:58,749 --> 00:51:59,850
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
1308
00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:02,086
OH, SHE HAD 2 DOUBLE
CHOCOLATE SUNDAES FOR DINNER.
1309
00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:04,121
IT'S MY FAULT.
I ORDERED THEM.
1310
00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:07,057
INCREDIBLE.
1311
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,459
IT'S A WONDER THEY
1312
00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:10,195
DON'T SELL INSURANCE
POLICIES TO KIDS.
1313
00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:16,367
HOW YOU FEELING,
LUCE?
1314
00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:18,169
DID YOU SEE
THE EXORCIST?
1315
00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:19,304
THAT BAD?
1316
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,306
YOU BETTER GET
OUT OF THE ROOM.
1317
00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:24,242
JUST RELAX. COME ON.
FLAT ON YOUR BACK.
1318
00:52:25,876 --> 00:52:27,178
DON'T YOU TRUST ME?
1319
00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:29,980
I TRUSTED MY MOTHER,
AND LOOK HOW I FEEL.
1320
00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,217
COME ON,
FLAT ON YOUR BACK.
1321
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,455
OK.
1322
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:40,591
DEEP BREATHS.
SLOW, DEEP BREATHS.
1323
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:42,460
WATCH THIS.
1324
00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:46,731
YOU THINK
YOU CAN DO THIS?
1325
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:48,666
I MIGHT MANAGE IT.
1326
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,740
HOW'S THAT FEELING?
1327
00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,908
A LITTLE BETTER.
1328
00:52:57,975 --> 00:52:59,143
HOW'S
THE PLAY GOING?
1329
00:52:59,210 --> 00:53:01,546
PLEASE, ONE SICK PERSON
AT A TIME.
1330
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:07,718
I SURE WISH WE COULD
GO TO THE OPENING.
1331
00:53:09,454 --> 00:53:11,256
YOU STILL
OWE ME ONE WISH.
1332
00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:13,924
TODAY WAS THE PITS.
1333
00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:16,827
SURE, ANYTHING
YOU SAY.
1334
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,429
TERRIFIC.
1335
00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:20,865
NOW YOU HAVE TO
GET ME A DRESS.
1336
00:53:31,108 --> 00:53:33,378
I'M SORRY
ABOUT YESTERDAY.
1337
00:53:33,444 --> 00:53:35,580
THAT WAS VERY
GENEROUS OF YOU.
1338
00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:40,885
I'M NOT USED TO
THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS.
1339
00:53:40,951 --> 00:53:42,620
I KNOW--DON'T SAY IT.
1340
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:46,090
BLANCHE DUBOIS
IN STREETCAR.
1341
00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:48,459
IT'S JUST...
1342
00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:50,561
SOMETIMES I FEEL
JUST LIKE HER.
1343
00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,430
EVERY TIME YOU START
TO TRUST A MAN,
1344
00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:56,033
THEY TAKE YOU AWAY
AT THE END OF THE MOVIE.
1345
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,370
ANYWAY, I'M SORRY FOR...
1346
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,842
I'M JUST...
1347
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,277
SORRY.
1348
00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,283
IF YOU'RE LISTENING,
THAT'S MY ATTEMPT
1349
00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:16,654
TO BE NICE,
DECENT, AND FAIR.
1350
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:21,258
HOW AM I DOIN'?
1351
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,029
MR. GARFIELD?
1352
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:29,500
MR. GARFIELD.
1353
00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:31,101
MR. GARFIELD, WAKE UP.
1354
00:54:31,168 --> 00:54:33,304
YOU CAN'T SLEEP
WITH MY DAUGHTER.
1355
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,909
CENTER AISLE,
ON THE LEFT.
1356
00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:01,198
THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNY.
IS IT A COMEDY?
1357
00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:02,967
IT'S SHAKESPEARE.
1358
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:04,635
BORING.
1359
00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:16,914
NOW IS THE WINTER
OF OUR DISCONTENT
1360
00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:21,018
MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER
BY THIS SUN OF YORK.
1361
00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:22,553
UH-OH.
1362
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:25,690
AND ALL THE CLOUDS THAT
LOWERED UPON OUR HOUSE
1363
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:28,559
IN THE DEEP BOSOM
OF THE OCEAN BURIED.
1364
00:55:29,894 --> 00:55:34,599
NOW ARE OUR BROWS BOUND
BY VICTORIOUS WREATHS.
1365
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,702
OUR BRUISED ARMS HUNG UP
FOR MONUMENTS.
1366
00:55:37,768 --> 00:55:40,571
OUR STERN ALARUMS
CHANGED TO...
1367
00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:41,606
MERRY MEETINGS.
1368
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:42,907
HE SOUNDS
LIKE THE GUY
1369
00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:44,409
WHO WORKS IN
THE BEAUTY PARLOR.
1370
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:45,676
I KNOW. I KNOW.
1371
00:55:48,446 --> 00:55:50,415
BE PATIENT.
1372
00:55:50,481 --> 00:55:52,082
THEY ARE FRIENDS.
RATCLIFF AND LOVELL.
1373
00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:53,150
HERE IS THE HEAD
1374
00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:54,385
OF THAT
IGNOBLE TRAITOR,
1375
00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:55,620
THE DANGEROUS
1376
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,688
AND UNSUSPECTED
HASTINGS.
1377
00:55:57,755 --> 00:55:58,956
IS IT OVER?
1378
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,525
IT IS FOR ME.
1379
00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:01,992
...SO SMOOTH,
1380
00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,361
HE DAUBED HIS VICE
WITH SHOW OF VIRTUE.
1381
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:08,533
THE TRUMPET SOUNDS.
BE COPIOUS WITH EXCLAIMS!
1382
00:56:13,738 --> 00:56:16,407
WHO INTERCEPTS ME
IN MY EXPEDITION?
1383
00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:18,208
OH, SHE THAT MIGHT HAVE
INTERCEPTED THEE
1384
00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:19,777
BY STRANGLING--
1385
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,111
AAH!
1386
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:26,216
RESCUE, MY LORD
OF NORFOLK!
1387
00:56:26,283 --> 00:56:28,218
RESCUE! RESCUE!
1388
00:56:28,285 --> 00:56:31,689
HIS HORSE IS SLAIN,
AND ALL ON FOOT HE FIGHTS.
1389
00:56:31,756 --> 00:56:34,992
SEEKING FOR RICHMOND
IN THE THROAT OF DEATH.
1390
00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,027
RESCUE, FAIR LORD!
1391
00:56:37,094 --> 00:56:39,597
OR ELSE THE DAY IS LOST!
1392
00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:41,666
A HORSE! A HORSE!
1393
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,400
MY KINGDOM
FOR A HORSE!
1394
00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:46,370
THAT'S WHAT I'D
GIVE FOR A TAXI.
1395
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,762
WEIRD CITY.
1396
00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:14,098
SHH! SOMEONE
WILL HEAR YOU.
1397
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,299
SOMEONE ALREADY
SAID IT.
1398
00:57:15,365 --> 00:57:16,333
COULD WE
GO BACKSTAGE
1399
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,434
AND SAY HELLO?
1400
00:57:17,502 --> 00:57:19,036
I THINK
HE'D RATHER BE ALONE.
1401
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:21,271
HE'LL KNOW WE THOUGHT IT WAS
LOUSY IF WE DON'T GO BACK.
1402
00:57:21,338 --> 00:57:23,140
ALL RIGHT.
BUT TRY TO BE TACTFUL.
1403
00:57:23,207 --> 00:57:24,308
WHAT'S TACTFUL?
1404
00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:26,110
LIE.
1405
00:57:26,176 --> 00:57:28,513
BRAVA! BRAVO! BRAVO!
1406
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,850
WONDERFUL JOB, MARK.
1407
00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:33,751
DID YOU LOVE IT?
1408
00:57:33,818 --> 00:57:35,352
DID YOU REALLY,
REALLY LOVE IT?
1409
00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:38,455
IT WAS VERY
INTERESTING.
1410
00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:39,824
OH, GOD.
1411
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:42,993
SHE LOVED IT, EVERYONE!
MY MOTHER LOVED IT!
1412
00:57:45,596 --> 00:57:47,097
♪ HELLO ♪
1413
00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:01,712
HELLO?
1414
00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:03,914
MR. GARFIELD,
IT'S LUCY AND ME.
1415
00:58:08,052 --> 00:58:10,487
WE JUST, UM,
WANTED TO COME BACK
1416
00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:13,157
AND TELL YOU
HOW MUCH WE ENJOYED IT.
1417
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:14,892
I HAD THE BEST TIME.
1418
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:16,994
I THOUGHT THE BEST PART
WAS THE END.
1419
00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:18,696
WHAT?
1420
00:58:18,763 --> 00:58:20,397
WE'RE NOT
GONNA KEEP YOU.
1421
00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:22,466
JUST WANTED TO
THANK YOU FOR THE TICKETS
1422
00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:24,068
AND A LOVELY EVENING.
1423
00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:25,435
PEOPLE WERE
TALKING ABOUT YOU
1424
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,737
ON THE WAY OUT.
1425
00:58:26,804 --> 00:58:28,038
THEY WANTED TO
REMEMBER YOUR NAME
1426
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:29,373
SO THEY'LL
NEVER FORGET IT.
1427
00:58:29,439 --> 00:58:32,109
OK, LET'S GO.
1428
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,544
GOOD NIGHT.
1429
00:59:18,656 --> 00:59:19,657
WHAT WAS THAT?
1430
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:21,058
I DON'T KNOW.
1431
00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:34,772
IT'S BROKEN.
THAT VASE.
1432
00:59:34,839 --> 00:59:37,341
THAT MUST BE
12.95 PLUS TAX.
1433
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:38,643
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1434
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,911
OH, NOT ACCORDING
TO THE TIMES.
1435
00:59:40,978 --> 00:59:42,512
HAVE YOU READ
THE TIMES?
1436
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,681
DO YOU WANT
SOME COFFEE?
1437
00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:44,882
THE TIMES SAID,
1438
00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:47,517
"ELLIOT GARFIELD
RESEARCHED RICHARD III
1439
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,019
"AND DISCOVERED
HE WAS ENGLAND'S
1440
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:52,089
FIRST BADLY DRESSED
INTERIOR DECORATOR."
1441
00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:53,891
OH, GOD!
1442
00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:56,994
GOD, THAT IS TASTY,
RIGHT?!
1443
00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,295
OH!
1444
00:59:58,362 --> 01:00:00,030
I'LL MOP THAT UP.
1445
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:01,598
YOU KNOW,
1446
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:03,634
I NEVER PAY ATTENTION
TO THE CRITICS.
1447
01:00:03,701 --> 01:00:06,203
GOOD! THEN YOU
GO ON TOMORROW NIGHT.
1448
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,372
AH! THE NAILY...DEWS--
1449
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,574
THE DAILY NEWS SAID,
1450
01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:12,977
AND I QUOTE,
"IT NEVER OCCURRED TO US
1451
01:00:13,043 --> 01:00:15,646
"THAT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
WROTE THE WIZARD OF OZ.
1452
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:18,048
"HOWEVER, ELLIOT GARFIELD
1453
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:21,085
MADE A SPLENDID WICKED
WITCH OF THE NORTH!"
1454
01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,288
TACKY. THAT IS
A TACKY REVIEW.
1455
01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:26,691
IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME,
DO IT WITH PANACHE.
1456
01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:28,458
I'M SORRY.
1457
01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:29,894
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
1458
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,062
IT'S JUST A SILLY,
LITTLE NEW YORK DEBUT.
1459
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,598
AMES, IOWA, IS WHERE
IT REALLY COUNTS.
1460
01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:36,600
YOU DON'T MAKE IT
IN AMES, IOWA,
1461
01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:38,302
YOU HAVE
CAREER TROUBLE.
1462
01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:41,271
CHANNEL 5 WAS HONEST,
DIRECT AND LOOSE.
1463
01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,074
THEY SAID
RICHARD III STUNK
1464
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:48,412
AND ELLIOT GARFIELD
WAS THE STINKEE!
1465
01:00:53,617 --> 01:00:55,052
AM I IN BED?
1466
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:57,254
IF I'M IN BED,
I'M NOT VERY COMFORTABLE.
1467
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:58,555
I THOUGHT YOU
1468
01:00:58,622 --> 01:01:00,157
DIDN'T PUT UNHEALTHY THINGS
IN YOUR BODY.
1469
01:01:00,224 --> 01:01:01,892
I DIDN'T, I PUT IT
INTO RICHARD'S.
1470
01:01:01,959 --> 01:01:04,061
I'M TRYING TO KILL
THE SON OF A BITCH.
1471
01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:05,730
OH, PLEASE,
PLEASE GO TO SLEEP.
1472
01:01:05,796 --> 01:01:07,732
THIS FURNITURE
ISN'T MINE.
1473
01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:10,100
DO YOU THINK I'M
DISCOURAGED, DEFEATED?
1474
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,936
DO YOU THINK
I'M GONNA GET UPSET
1475
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:14,204
ABOUT 14
UNIMPORTANT REVIEWS?
1476
01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:16,073
YOU BET YOUR SWEET
ASS I AM, BABE.
1477
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,274
SHH.
WHOOPS, SORRY.
1478
01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:18,675
I FORGOT THIS
APARTMENT IS PG!
1479
01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:19,777
I KEEP FORGETTING!
1480
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:22,579
YOU WERE WONDERFUL
TONIGHT. REALLY.
1481
01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,715
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I WAS WONDERFUL?
1482
01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:27,351
I WAS AN
ELIZABETHAN FRUIT FLY,
1483
01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:29,787
THE BETTY BOOP OF
STRATFORD-ON-AVON.
1484
01:01:29,854 --> 01:01:31,588
I WAS PUTRID.
1485
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:32,790
CAPITAL "P,"
CAPITAL "U,"
1486
01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:35,092
CAPITAL..."TRID!"
1487
01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:36,060
PUTRID!
1488
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,928
WELL, WASN'T IT?!
HUH?!
1489
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:40,564
NO, IT WAS AN
INTERESTING INTERPRETATION.
1490
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:42,532
IT WAS CRAP.
1491
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:43,834
YOU DIDN'T
SEE THEIR FACES
1492
01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:45,736
WHEN I WALKED
OUT ON THE STAGE.
1493
01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:48,739
94 PEOPLE, ALL GIVEN
A SHOT OF NOVOCAINE.
1494
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:50,741
I WANT THE TRUTH.
1495
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,242
YOU TELL ME
THE TRUTH, OR I'LL
1496
01:01:52,309 --> 01:01:54,979
SMASH THIS PRICELESS
$9 LAMP TO PIECES.
1497
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:58,015
WAS I PUTRID OR NOT?
SAY IT!
1498
01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:00,785
YES. YES,
YOU WERE PUTRID.
1499
01:02:02,619 --> 01:02:05,522
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE THAT BLUNT ABOUT IT.
1500
01:02:05,589 --> 01:02:07,624
I'M SORRY.
PUT IT DOWN, PLEASE.
1501
01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:08,926
I MEAN, I THOUGHT
1502
01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:10,194
I HAD A GOOD MOMENT
HERE AND THERE.
1503
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,728
YOU KNOW, WALKING ON,
WALKING OFF.
1504
01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:13,931
IN BETWEEN WAS CACA.
1505
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,903
IS THERE SOMETHING
I CAN GET YOU,
1506
01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:21,438
SOME OF YOUR HEALTH FOODS
OR SOMETHING?
1507
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:24,074
DON'T WALK OUT ON ME.
ONCE A NIGHT IS ENOUGH.
1508
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:29,679
OH, I'M HERE.
1509
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,349
I'M LISTENING.
1510
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,351
I REALLY CAN PLAY
THAT PART, YOU KNOW.
1511
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:36,486
I CAN PLAY THE HUMP
OFF THAT GUY.
1512
01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:37,654
I WAS BETTER
ON THE BUS
1513
01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:38,923
COMING UP
FROM CHICAGO
1514
01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:41,225
THAN I WAS ON
THAT STAGE TONIGHT.
1515
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,330
NOW IS THE WINTER
OF OUR DISCONTENT
1516
01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:50,000
MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER
BY THIS SUN OF YORK.
1517
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,135
AND ALL THE CLOUDS
1518
01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:53,237
THAT LOWERED
UPON OUR HOUSE
1519
01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:56,340
IN THE DEEP BOSOM
OF THE OCEAN BURIED.
1520
01:03:00,377 --> 01:03:03,180
ETCETERA.
ETCETERA. ETCETERA.
1521
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,819
OH, THAT IS GOOD.
1522
01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:11,088
IT'S WONDERFUL.
HONESTLY.
1523
01:03:13,357 --> 01:03:14,558
THANK YOU.
1524
01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:19,396
YOU'RE REALLY NOT
SUCH A BAD PERSON,
1525
01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:20,430
YOU KNOW.
1526
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:25,669
THAT PUTRID REMARK
REALLY HURT.
1527
01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:27,804
THAT REALLY GOT
TO ME, YOU KNOW?
1528
01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,174
I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
1529
01:03:37,614 --> 01:03:39,483
GOOD NIGHT.
1530
01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:42,619
DON'T TELL LUCY WHAT
IT SAID IN THE TIMES.
1531
01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:43,720
I WON'T.
1532
01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:45,856
OR THE NEWS.
1533
01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:47,224
NO.
1534
01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:51,828
OR CHANNEL 2,
4, 5, 7, AND 11.
1535
01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:56,300
OH, AND THE
DISCOVERY CHANNEL,
1536
01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:58,936
THE COOKING CHANNEL,
THE CHINESE CHANNEL,
1537
01:03:59,003 --> 01:04:03,273
AND ESPN 1 AND 2.
1538
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,741
I WON'T.
1539
01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:06,043
THANK YOU.
1540
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:08,245
NO AUTOGRAPHS,
PLEASE.
1541
01:04:23,928 --> 01:04:26,230
WHAT'S WRONG?
1542
01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:27,564
NOTHING.
1543
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,135
SO, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
1544
01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,637
I DIDN'T CRY TODAY.
DO YOU MIND?
1545
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:34,871
WELL--
1546
01:04:40,077 --> 01:04:42,212
I DIDN'T
THINK HE WAS THAT BAD.
1547
01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:45,249
"ONE MUST ALWAYS
RESPECT THE BRAVE
1548
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,084
"AND COURAGEOUS ATTEMPTS
TO EXPLORE SHAKESPEARE
1549
01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:49,819
"THROUGH NEW AND
DARING CONCEPTS,
1550
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,156
AND EVEN, IF YOU WILL,
IRREVERENCE."
1551
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,390
WHAT'S IRREVERENCE?
1552
01:04:53,457 --> 01:04:54,591
YOU'LL FIND OUT.
1553
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,126
"BUT ELLIOT GARFIELD
1554
01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:57,962
AND MARK BODINE'S
RICHARD III GIVES US
1555
01:04:58,028 --> 01:05:00,230
"LESS THAN A SUMMER STOCK
CHARLEY'S AUNT
1556
01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:03,233
WITHOUT THE GOOD-NATURED
AND INOFFENSIVE HUMOR."
1557
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:05,302
DOES THAT MEAN
HE DOESN'T LIKE IT?
1558
01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:07,104
THE MAN HAS
2 MONTHS TO LIVE.
1559
01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:08,638
HE'S A CYNIC.
1560
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:09,706
WHICH ONE OF YOU
1561
01:05:09,773 --> 01:05:10,874
SCOTCH-TAPED
MY TONGUE
1562
01:05:10,941 --> 01:05:13,510
TO THE ROOF
OF MY MOUTH? UGH.
1563
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,112
WANT SOME COFFEE?
1564
01:05:15,179 --> 01:05:18,448
WITH A DASH OF
BICARBONATE, PLEASE.
1565
01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:19,883
CONGRATULATIONS.
1566
01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:21,851
FOR WHAT?
1567
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,387
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
1568
01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:26,456
WHY DO YOU LET YOUR CHILD
READ PORNOGRAPHY?
1569
01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:31,095
WANT A BOWL
OF PUFFED RICE?
1570
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:33,363
STARVE A COLD,
FEED A FAILURE, HUH?
1571
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,432
HELLO?
1572
01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:36,466
WHO?
1573
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:38,468
OH, JUST
A MINUTE, PLEASE.
1574
01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:39,603
IT'S
FOR YOU.
1575
01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:41,638
OH, I GOT THE COVER
OF NEWSWEEK?
1576
01:05:41,705 --> 01:05:43,040
YES?
1577
01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:45,675
HELLO, HARV.
1578
01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:47,744
YES.
1579
01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:49,846
YEAH, I READ THEM.
1580
01:05:49,913 --> 01:05:52,916
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
1581
01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:55,819
UH-HUH.
1582
01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:57,887
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
1583
01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,757
GOOD.
1584
01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:02,559
GOOD. OK.
1585
01:06:05,729 --> 01:06:07,197
THERE YOU GO!
1586
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:08,999
THE MINUTE YOU THINK
YOUR WORLD'S COLLAPSING,
1587
01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,400
SOMETHING WONDERFUL
HAPPENS.
1588
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:11,735
WHAT?
1589
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:12,969
THEY CLOSED THE SHOW.
1590
01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:14,238
I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT
ANYMORE.
1591
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,805
THE "AMERICAN THEATRE"
IS SAVED.
1592
01:06:15,872 --> 01:06:17,807
OH, I'M SORRY.
1593
01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:19,143
OH, LISTEN.
EVERYTHING WORKS OUT.
1594
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:20,777
NOW I'M FREE
TO TAKE THAT OTHER JOB.
1595
01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:22,012
WHAT OTHER JOB?
1596
01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,847
I'M LOOKING!
I'M LOOKING!
1597
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,183
LUCY, WE'RE LATE.
GET YOUR SWEATER.
1598
01:06:28,052 --> 01:06:29,319
LISTEN, DID YOU KNOW
1599
01:06:29,386 --> 01:06:31,188
THAT JACK NICHOLSON
GOT TERRIBLE REVIEWS
1600
01:06:31,255 --> 01:06:33,090
THE FIRST TIME
HE WAS EVER ON BROADWAY?
1601
01:06:33,157 --> 01:06:34,224
HE WAS NEVER
ON BROADWAY.
1602
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,426
OH. I THOUGHT HE WAS.
1603
01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:41,365
YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE,
1604
01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:43,267
YOUR DAUGHTER
HAS A CRUSH ON ME.
1605
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,302
NOT TO TAKE AWAY FROM
YOUR PERSONAL CHARM,
1606
01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:46,870
SHE HAD ONE
ON TONY, TOO.
1607
01:06:46,936 --> 01:06:48,938
THEY'RE FICKLE AT 10.
1608
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,707
AND AT 6 SHE ALSO
HAD A BIG THING
1609
01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:51,741
FOR HER FATHER.
1610
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:55,879
WAIT FOR ME DOWNSTAIRS.
1611
01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:57,281
WHY?
1612
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,483
BECAUSE I'M THE MOTHER,
THAT'S WHY.
1613
01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:03,820
WHAT ARE
YOUR PLANS?
1614
01:07:03,887 --> 01:07:05,622
MY IMMEDIATE PLANS?
1615
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,191
WELL, I THOUGHT
AFTER BREAKFAST,
1616
01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:08,992
I MIGHT TRY AN ABORTED
SUICIDE ATTEMPT
1617
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:11,061
AND THEN
THINK ABOUT WELFARE.
1618
01:07:11,128 --> 01:07:13,297
IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE
NOT GOING BACK TO CHICAGO.
1619
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:16,066
CHICAGO? NO.
SIBERIA, POSSIBLY.
1620
01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:18,068
I MEAN, YOUR ROOM
IS PAID FOR.
1621
01:07:18,135 --> 01:07:19,769
IT BELONGS TO YOU.
1622
01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:21,305
THANK YOU.
1623
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:23,073
IF I DECIDE TO LEAVE,
I'LL GIVE YOU AN ADDRESS.
1624
01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:24,674
YOU CAN SHIP IT TO ME.
1625
01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:26,009
IF YOU STAY,
1626
01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:28,678
I COULD USE SOMEONE
TO HELP ME OUT WITH LUCY.
1627
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:30,114
I START WORK TODAY,
1628
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,916
AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO
GET BACK TO MAKE HER DINNER.
1629
01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:35,085
SO, WHAT I'M SAYING
IS--
1630
01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:36,520
I ACCEPT.
1631
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:42,592
GOOD.
1632
01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:44,894
SHE HAS DINNER AT 6:00.
1633
01:07:44,961 --> 01:07:47,097
THERE'S PORK CHOPS
IN THE FREEZER.
1634
01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:53,237
OK. HAVE A NICE DAY.
1635
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,608
CUTE. DEFINITELY CUTE.
1636
01:07:58,675 --> 01:08:03,213
...WHILE THE NEW TOYOTA
GAS AND ELECTRIC ENGINE
1637
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:07,584
GETS 60 MILES
TO THE GALLON.
1638
01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:10,019
THINK ABOUT THAT
THE NEXT TIME
1639
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,355
YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
1640
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:13,657
THIS EXTRAORDINARY
DESIGN
1641
01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:16,326
ELIMINATES CONSTANT REFUELING
1642
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:19,196
AND REQUIRES
NO NEED TO PLUG--
1643
01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:23,633
DON'T ASK HER A QUESTION.
SHE'LL GET NERVOUS.
1644
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,568
I DIDN'T GET NERVOUS
1645
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,102
WHEN SHE CAME
TO MY OPENING.
1646
01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:28,472
IT REQUIRES
NO NEED TO PLUG IT IN
1647
01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:30,240
TO YOUR
LIVING ROOM OUTLET.
1648
01:08:30,307 --> 01:08:32,642
YOUR, UH, GARAGE OUTLET.
1649
01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:33,777
AHEM.
1650
01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:37,281
THE TOYOTA GIVES
ASTOUNDING PERFORMANCE,
1651
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:40,650
PLUS BETTER MILEAGE,
WITHOUT ANY KNOCKING OR...
1652
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:45,755
NOISES OR THAT
ANNOYING BANGING SOUND
1653
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,757
THAT'S JUST SO TERRIBLE.
1654
01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:54,030
TIRES, ONE ON EACH WHEEL,
GIVES BETTER MILEAGE
1655
01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:58,768
BECAUSE OF...LACK...
OF GAS FUMES.
1656
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,842
IN CONCLUSION...
1657
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,611
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY...
1658
01:09:07,677 --> 01:09:10,214
THAT THE TOYOTA
DUAL FUEL MODEL
1659
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:14,284
IS A JOY FOR ANYONE
WHO IS LOOKING FOR, UH,
1660
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:18,388
A GAS-DRIVEN CAR,
OR BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
1661
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:20,290
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1662
01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:26,796
THANKS A LOT.
1663
01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,332
THEY WOULD HAVE
FIRED ME, BUT THEY
1664
01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:29,433
DIDN'T KNOW THE
ENGLISH WORD FOR IT.
1665
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,100
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1666
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,670
YOU CAME TO SEE ME ACT.
CAN'T I SEE YOU?
1667
01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:34,504
IT WAS VERY NICE.
1668
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,174
STUDY. LEARN YOUR LINES.
1669
01:09:38,242 --> 01:09:40,377
MAYBE NEXT YEAR YOU'LL
BE READY FOR BIGGER PARTS,
1670
01:09:40,444 --> 01:09:42,579
LIKE TRUCKS.
MAYBE TANKS.
1671
01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,114
DID YOU
HAVE DINNER YET?
1672
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,182
NO.
1673
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,117
NO? SHE MUST
BE STARVING.
1674
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,786
WHAT AM
I PAYING YOU FOR?
1675
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:50,987
PAYING ME?
1676
01:09:51,054 --> 01:09:52,822
ONE PETRIFIED PORK CHOP
AND A BROWN STALK OF CELERY
1677
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:53,890
IS NOT A PAYMENT.
1678
01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:55,024
I CAME TO LEAVE
LUCY WITH YOU.
1679
01:09:55,091 --> 01:09:56,059
I'M WORKING TONIGHT.
1680
01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:57,093
HE GOT A JOB.
1681
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,194
DIDN'T I JUST
SAY THAT?
1682
01:09:58,262 --> 01:09:59,195
ACTING?
1683
01:09:59,263 --> 01:10:00,330
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1684
01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:01,565
IT'S IN
THE ENTERTAINMENT FIELD.
1685
01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:03,099
THAT'S AS MUCH
AS I'LL TELL YOU.
1686
01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,701
I'LL BE HOME
ABOUT 2:00, YOU KNOW?
1687
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:06,503
SO DON'T WAIT UP.
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!
1688
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:08,938
I NEVER KNEW
YOU HAD A FIGURE.
1689
01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:11,040
THAT GIRL REALLY IMPRESSED
ME WITH YOUR CAR.
1690
01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:13,310
OH, HE WEARS ME OUT.
1691
01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:15,178
I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT MAN WEARS ME OUT.
1692
01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:16,746
I'M IN THE TAXI BUSINESS.
1693
01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:18,348
I'M IN THE MARKET FOR
100 NEW CARS FOR NEXT YEAR.
1694
01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:19,516
IF YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE IT,
1695
01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:20,950
I'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK.
1696
01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:23,420
YOU REALLY OUGHTA
HANG ONTO THAT GIRL.
1697
01:10:23,487 --> 01:10:25,655
PRIVATE DANCING!
FIT FOR A KING!
1698
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:28,958
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!
EXOTIC ENTERTAINMENT!
1699
01:10:29,025 --> 01:10:31,094
NEW SHOW EVERY 5 MINUTES.
1700
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,429
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!
1701
01:10:32,496 --> 01:10:33,697
SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
1702
01:10:33,763 --> 01:10:35,599
THIS SIDE
OF LINDEN, NEW JERSEY.
1703
01:10:43,507 --> 01:10:44,774
HEY, WHAT
KIND OF SHOW
1704
01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:45,642
THEY GOT IN THERE?
1705
01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:46,910
DIRTY. VERY DIRTY. FILTHY.
1706
01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:48,077
NEXT SHOW EVERY 5 MINUTES.
1707
01:10:48,144 --> 01:10:49,646
WHAT DO THEY DO?
1708
01:10:49,713 --> 01:10:51,648
THEY WON'T LET ME SEE IT.
TOO DIRTY FOR THE HELP.
1709
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:52,749
HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE
TO BE TO GET IN?
1710
01:10:52,816 --> 01:10:54,351
OVER 12.
YOU GUYS OVER 12?
1711
01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,386
UH, YEAH.
YEAH. SURE.
1712
01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:57,454
COME ON
INSIDE QUICK!
1713
01:10:57,521 --> 01:10:58,555
WHAT'S WRONG?
1714
01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:00,757
WE GOT
A DRUNK ON STAGE.
1715
01:11:16,139 --> 01:11:17,407
GET THAT CREEP
OUT OF HERE.
1716
01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:18,775
ME? I'M THE DOORMAN.
1717
01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:20,644
WHEN HE COMES OUT,
I'LL OPEN THE DOOR.
1718
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,512
YOU WANNA GET PAID
OR NOT?
1719
01:11:22,579 --> 01:11:24,981
PAID. I WANNA GET PAID.
1720
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:30,487
HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!
I'M YOUR BUDDY.
1721
01:11:30,554 --> 01:11:31,655
OK. WHY DON'T
YOU SIT DOWN
1722
01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:32,856
SO WE CAN ENJOY
THE SHOW, HUH?
1723
01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:34,591
I JUST
WANT A KISS.
1724
01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:38,227
I HARDLY KNOW YOU.
1725
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,496
BESIDES,
1726
01:11:39,563 --> 01:11:41,064
I DON'T KISS ON
THE FIRST DATE.
1727
01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:44,233
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1728
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,402
THEY LIKE US.
1729
01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:48,037
COME HERE,
YOU UGLY TWERP.
1730
01:11:48,104 --> 01:11:49,639
OOH!
UH-OH!
1731
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:51,375
I WANNA SMASH
YOUR FACE IN!
1732
01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:53,477
SMASH HIM!
SMASH HIM!
1733
01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,545
TOUGH CROWD.
CAN I TALK TO YOU A SECOND?
1734
01:11:55,612 --> 01:11:57,681
MY NAME IS ELLIOT.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1735
01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:58,515
EARL.
1736
01:11:58,582 --> 01:11:59,783
OH. EARL WHAT?
1737
01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:01,518
EARL THIS.
1738
01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:06,890
WHOO-HOO!
1739
01:12:07,891 --> 01:12:09,325
YOU KNOW WHAT
CYNTHIA FEIN SAID?
1740
01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:10,694
WHO'S CYNTHIA FEIN?
1741
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,397
THE GIRL IN MY CLASS
WITH THE WALL-TO-WALL BRACES.
1742
01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,898
ELLIOT PICKED ME UP
FROM SCHOOL TODAY,
1743
01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:17,434
AND CYNTHIA FEIN
SAYS HE'S GOT CHARISMA.
1744
01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:19,168
DO YOU THINK
HE HAS CHARISMA?
1745
01:12:19,235 --> 01:12:20,837
ALL RIGHT,
CUT IT OUT.
1746
01:12:20,904 --> 01:12:22,038
CUT WHAT OUT?
1747
01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:24,173
STOP TRYING TO MAKE
SOMETHING BETWEEN US.
1748
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,042
ME?! CYNTHIA FEIN
SAID IT.
1749
01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,911
CYNTHIA FEIN,
MY BEHIND.
1750
01:12:27,977 --> 01:12:29,345
STOP PUSHING ME.
1751
01:12:29,413 --> 01:12:31,381
WHO'S PUSHING?
YOU ARE.
1752
01:12:31,448 --> 01:12:34,117
I'VE GOT YOUR FINGERPRINTS
ALL OVER MY BACK.
1753
01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:36,085
HE'S OK,
ALL RIGHT?
1754
01:12:36,152 --> 01:12:37,286
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
1755
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,155
HE EVEN ACTS LIKE
A REAL HUMAN BEING.
1756
01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:40,356
BUT STOP PUSHING ME
1757
01:12:40,424 --> 01:12:42,659
BECAUSE THE MAN
IS NOT MY TYPE.
1758
01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:44,961
YOUR TYPE NEVER
HANGS AROUND LONG ENOUGH
1759
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,563
TO STAY YOUR TYPE.
1760
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:48,297
I HEARD THAT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
1761
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,800
IF YOU HEARD IT,
WHY ARE YOU ASKING?
1762
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,436
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
1763
01:12:52,502 --> 01:12:53,637
I SAID YOUR TYPE
1764
01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:54,971
NEVER HANGS AROUND
LONG ENOUGH
1765
01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:56,506
TO STAY YOUR TYPE.
1766
01:12:57,907 --> 01:13:00,343
THAT'S A ROTTEN
THING TO SAY.
1767
01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:01,478
I KNOW.
1768
01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:03,146
I JUST FELT
LIKE SAYING IT.
1769
01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:04,581
OH, JEEZ.
1770
01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:11,254
IS THIS HALLOWEEN?
1771
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,189
MR. GARFIELD.
I THINK SO.
1772
01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:14,691
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
COME IN.
1773
01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:16,392
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE?
1774
01:13:16,460 --> 01:13:17,627
I USED IT
TO STOP A FIST
1775
01:13:17,694 --> 01:13:18,828
FROM GOING
THROUGH MY HEAD.
1776
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,897
WHAT KIND OF MEAT
DO YOU HAVE ON THERE?
1777
01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:21,931
VEAL PARMIGIANO.
1778
01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,567
I WAS SAVING THESE
STEAKS FOR LUCY.
1779
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,535
OH, MY GOD!
DOES THAT HURT?
1780
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:27,170
ONLY WHEN I ACT.
1781
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,338
OH. I'LL GET
SOME ICE ON IT.
1782
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,640
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ANYMORE.
1783
01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:31,975
I'VE DECIDED
TO LET YOU STAY
1784
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,276
AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
1785
01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:34,844
IT'S MY ONLY HOPE
FOR SURVIVAL.
1786
01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:36,279
LISTEN,
SOMETHING'LL COME UP.
1787
01:13:36,345 --> 01:13:37,581
YOU THINK SO?
1788
01:13:37,647 --> 01:13:39,282
WELL, LUCY'S FRIEND
CYNTHIA FEIN
1789
01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:41,150
THINKS YOU
HAVE CHARISMA.
1790
01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:45,955
WHAT DO YOU
THINK I'VE GOT?
1791
01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:47,123
CHARISMA-WISE.
1792
01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:48,792
PUT THIS ON YOUR EYE.
1793
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,461
I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT MY TALENT.
1794
01:13:51,528 --> 01:13:52,929
TALENT-WISE
I'M VERY SECURE.
1795
01:13:52,996 --> 01:13:55,264
IT'S APPEAL-WISE
I'M A LITTLE SHAKY.
1796
01:13:55,331 --> 01:13:57,266
TELL ME THE TRUTH.
1797
01:13:57,333 --> 01:13:59,335
AM I AS ADORABLE
AS I THINK I AM?
1798
01:13:59,402 --> 01:14:00,704
YOU'RE OUTRAGEOUS.
1799
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,171
I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH
YOUR ENERGY LEVEL.
1800
01:14:02,238 --> 01:14:03,306
DO YOU GET THE FEELING
1801
01:14:03,372 --> 01:14:04,774
SOMETHING'S STARTING
BETWEEN US?
1802
01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:06,442
I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT
LINE SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
1803
01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:07,711
OUT OF MY WAY,
PLEASE.
1804
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,813
I HAVE TO SELL JAPANESE CARS
IN THE MORNING.
1805
01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:11,948
IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE
THE KABUKI MAKEUP ON?
1806
01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:14,884
YOU LET ME STAND THERE?!
1807
01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:19,956
TOWEL! CAN I HAVE
A TOWEL, PLEASE?!
1808
01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:24,127
MMM!
1809
01:14:25,361 --> 01:14:27,363
DON'T YOU EVER
DO THAT AGAIN.
1810
01:14:27,430 --> 01:14:29,499
YOUR LIPS MAY SAY,
"NO, NO,"
1811
01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:31,034
BUT THERE'S "YES, YES,"
IN YOUR EYES.
1812
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:32,536
DON'T GET CUTE
WITH ME.
1813
01:14:32,602 --> 01:14:34,337
YOUR CUTE LITTLE FACE
DRIVES ME CRAZY.
1814
01:14:34,403 --> 01:14:35,739
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY FACE?
1815
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:36,640
NOTHING WORKS, BUT YOU PUT IT
ALL TOGETHER,
1816
01:14:36,706 --> 01:14:37,907
IT'S A KNOCKOUT.
1817
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:39,375
OH! DON'T!
1818
01:14:39,442 --> 01:14:40,443
I THINK
WE GOT OURSELVES
1819
01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:41,678
A HOT INFATUATION
HERE.
1820
01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:42,979
I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME
FOR ROMANCE.
1821
01:14:43,046 --> 01:14:44,447
I HAVE A DAUGHTER
THAT I'M TRYING TO SAVE
1822
01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:45,782
FROM GETTING RICKETS.
1823
01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:47,083
I WENT FOR IT
THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU
1824
01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:48,585
THROUGH THE CRACK
IN THE DOOR.
1825
01:14:48,652 --> 01:14:49,619
I SAID THAT'S THE BEST
HALF A FACE
1826
01:14:49,686 --> 01:14:50,654
I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON.
1827
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,921
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
1828
01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:53,222
I DON'T WANNA BE
ON YOUR SIDE.
1829
01:14:53,289 --> 01:14:54,390
IF YOU WERE
A BROADWAY MUSICAL,
1830
01:14:54,457 --> 01:14:55,424
THEY'D COME OUT
HUMMING YOUR FACE.
1831
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,793
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
1832
01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:58,327
I'M TOO OLD TO GET
EMBARRASSED ANYMORE.
1833
01:14:58,394 --> 01:15:00,063
YOU HAVE A BETTER SMILE THAN ALL
THE TOOTH ADS ON TELEVISION.
1834
01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:03,567
PLEASE. OH! PLEASE,
DON'T DO THAT.
1835
01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:05,735
OH, DON'T MAKE ME
FEEL HAPPY.
1836
01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:08,171
OH, I JUST HATE
THIS SICKENING,
1837
01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:11,775
"IT'S WONDERFUL
TO BE ALIVE" FEELING.
1838
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,142
DON'T COME
INTO MY LIFE.
1839
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:14,277
I JUST GOT THROUGH
1840
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:15,612
PUTTING UP
ALL THE FENCES.
1841
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:17,814
CAN'T I EVEN
SEE YOU TO YOUR DOOR?
1842
01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:18,948
IT'S A ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD.
1843
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:20,383
ELLIOT.
YES! CALL ME ELLIOT.
1844
01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:21,517
I'VE ALREADY
KISSED YOUR NOSE.
1845
01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:22,752
ELLIOT--
1846
01:15:22,819 --> 01:15:25,021
I'M PRAYING--OH, GOD.
1847
01:15:25,088 --> 01:15:26,189
I PRAY--
1848
01:15:26,255 --> 01:15:27,523
I PRAY TO GOD
1849
01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:30,627
THAT THIS IS ALL
GONE IN THE MORNING.
1850
01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:31,961
THE HELL YOU DO.
1851
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,262
I'LL MEET YOU IN
THE KITCHEN TOMORROW NIGHT.
1852
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,831
DON'T DRESS.
1853
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,712
PAULA! PAULA,
WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING?
1854
01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:50,714
OH, I WANNA SEE LUCY
1855
01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:52,181
BEFORE SHE GOES TO BED.
1856
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:53,482
I HAVE A MESSAGE
FOR YOU.
1857
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,751
THE MASERATI PEOPLE
1858
01:15:54,818 --> 01:15:56,620
ARE THROWING A SMALL PARTY
UPSTAIRS AT 21.
1859
01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:57,754
AND THIS GUY, GIORGIO--
1860
01:15:57,821 --> 01:15:59,455
THE ONE THAT SMELLS
BETTER THAN US--
1861
01:15:59,522 --> 01:16:01,057
HE SPECIFICALLY
ASKED FOR YOU,
1862
01:16:01,124 --> 01:16:02,592
THE GIRL WITH
THE LAUGHING TEETH.
1863
01:16:02,659 --> 01:16:04,493
OH, GEE. I CAN'T.
I GOTTA GO HOME.
1864
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,029
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE'S GORGEOUS!
1865
01:16:06,095 --> 01:16:07,897
HE TOLD ME
TO TELL YOU HE WAS.
1866
01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:10,399
YOU KNOW, IF IT WERE
ANY OTHER TIME...
1867
01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:11,635
WHAT'S A BETTER TIME
1868
01:16:11,701 --> 01:16:13,169
THAN WHEN YOU'RE
STILL ALIVE?
1869
01:16:47,704 --> 01:16:49,639
"THIS IS
THE SLEEPING CHILD.
1870
01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:51,074
"KISS HER GOOD NIGHT
1871
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:53,276
"AND COME UP TO ROOF
FOR PRIVATE PARTY.
1872
01:16:53,342 --> 01:16:54,744
DRESS VERY FANCY."
1873
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,389
ELLIOT?
1874
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,257
ELLIOT,
ARE YOU HERE?
1875
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,460
SAY SOMETHING.
1876
01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:13,663
OH, I DON'T LIKE THIS.
1877
01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:18,134
I SAID IT WAS FORMAL, KID.
1878
01:17:19,235 --> 01:17:21,037
THE PARTY HAS TO BE
OVER BY DAWN,
1879
01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:22,638
OTHERWISE IT'S
ANOTHER 10 BUCKS
1880
01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:23,907
FOR THE SUIT.
1881
01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:53,837
♪ HEAVEN ♪
1882
01:17:53,903 --> 01:17:56,672
♪ I'M IN HEAVEN ♪
1883
01:17:56,740 --> 01:18:02,145
♪ AND MY HEART BEATS SO
THAT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK ♪
1884
01:18:02,211 --> 01:18:07,450
♪ AND I SEEM TO FIND
THE HAPPINESS I SEEK ♪
1885
01:18:08,852 --> 01:18:11,020
♪ WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER ♪
1886
01:18:11,087 --> 01:18:14,323
♪ DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪
1887
01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:15,725
DON'T PANIC.
1888
01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:17,026
EVEN GINGER WAS NERVOUS
1889
01:18:17,093 --> 01:18:18,728
THE FIRST TIME
SHE DANCED WITH ME.
1890
01:18:19,996 --> 01:18:21,765
WHAT ARE YOU
CRYING ABOUT?
1891
01:18:21,831 --> 01:18:24,033
OH, KILL ME.
I'M A SUCKER FOR ROMANCE.
1892
01:18:27,603 --> 01:18:28,805
I GOT A JOB.
1893
01:18:28,872 --> 01:18:30,506
A REAL JOB.
A REAL ACTING JOB.
1894
01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:31,574
YOU DID? WHERE?!
1895
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,809
THE INVENTORY.
1896
01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:33,843
IT'S AN
IMPROVISATIONAL GROUP
1897
01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:34,878
ON CHARLES STREET.
1898
01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:36,012
THEY SAW RICHARD III
1899
01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:37,246
AND SAID
IF I COULD DO THAT,
1900
01:18:37,313 --> 01:18:38,381
I COULD DO ANYTHING!
1901
01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:40,649
OH!
OH! NO!
1902
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,851
DON'T LET IT RAIN!
1903
01:18:41,918 --> 01:18:43,486
NOT ON OUR PARADE!
1904
01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:44,788
OH, IT'S OK.
1905
01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:46,189
THE SUIT'S TOO BIG
FOR ME ANYWAY.
1906
01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:47,690
I AUDITIONED FOR THEM
THIS AFTERNOON
1907
01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:48,758
WITH THIS GIRL LYNDA.
1908
01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:49,926
VERY TALENTED.
1909
01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:51,895
OH, THE SAME ONE
THAT PLAYED LADY ANNE?
1910
01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:53,797
NO. THAT WAS RHONDA.
THIS IS LYNDA.
1911
01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:55,431
IS SHE PRETTY?
1912
01:18:55,498 --> 01:18:57,801
NO, NO. UGLY. VERY UGLY.
1913
01:18:57,867 --> 01:18:59,368
DOESN'T HAVE
A GREAT SMILE LIKE YOURS.
1914
01:18:59,435 --> 01:19:01,971
I PLAYED ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
FAKED THE BEARD.
1915
01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,773
MARY TODD IS OUT OF TOWN.
1916
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,374
GENERAL GRANT
TAKES ME TO A BROTHEL.
1917
01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:06,442
OOH!
YEAH.
1918
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,612
SADIE, WHO RUNS IT,
TRIES TO PULL MY BEARD,
1919
01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:10,780
AND I SAY,
"NO, NO, NO, MADAM,
1920
01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:11,981
"NO ONE PULLS
THE BIG GUY'S BEARD.
1921
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:13,549
GRANT! PUT AWAY YOUR SWORD."
1922
01:19:13,616 --> 01:19:15,151
I IMPROVISED THE WHOLE...
1923
01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:16,519
♪ HEAVEN ♪
1924
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:17,553
THING.
1925
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:19,889
♪ I'M IN HEAVEN ♪
1926
01:19:19,956 --> 01:19:21,724
♪ AND MY HEART BEATS ♪
1927
01:19:21,791 --> 01:19:25,862
♪ SO THAT I
CAN HARDLY SPEAK ♪
1928
01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:27,864
♪ AND I SEEM TO FIND ♪
1929
01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:31,334
♪ THE HAPPINESS I SEEK... ♪
1930
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,668
OH, DON'T STOP!
1931
01:19:32,735 --> 01:19:34,938
OH! I DON'T WANT TO SHRINK
MY RENTED SUIT.
1932
01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:38,274
♪ CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪
1933
01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,308
WHOO!
1934
01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:40,776
♪ HEAVEN ♪
1935
01:19:40,844 --> 01:19:42,812
♪ I'M IN HEAVEN ♪
1936
01:19:56,559 --> 01:19:58,461
HOW IS YOUR PIZZA?
1937
01:19:58,527 --> 01:19:59,662
PERFECT.
1938
01:19:59,728 --> 01:20:00,997
I JUST LOVE IT
SOAKED WITH RAIN.
1939
01:20:01,064 --> 01:20:04,233
DAMN IT!
I ASKED FOR RAINPROOF.
1940
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:08,071
SO...WHAT HAPPENED
WHEN TONY DUMPED YOU?
1941
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,339
HE DIDN'T DUMP ME.
1942
01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:12,641
HE MOVED OUT
FOR HIS CAREER.
1943
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,310
IDIOT.
MM-HMM.
1944
01:20:14,377 --> 01:20:16,279
IT HAPPENS A LOT
IN THIS BUSINESS.
1945
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:17,746
I MEAN, A GUY
GOES ON THE ROAD
1946
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:18,915
FOR 6 MONTHS
WITH A SHOW,
1947
01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:20,549
AND HE GETS LONELY.
1948
01:20:20,616 --> 01:20:23,419
THE ONLY TIME
YOU HAVE A GOOD MARRIAGE
1949
01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:25,021
IS WHEN YOUR MAN
IS IN A FLOP.
1950
01:20:25,088 --> 01:20:27,924
THEY'RE BROKE,
BUT THEY COME HOME.
1951
01:20:27,991 --> 01:20:30,927
WHERE DID YOU MEET TONY?
1952
01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:35,231
I'M ASHAMED TO TELL YOU.
WHY?
1953
01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:36,399
I SAW HIM
1954
01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,601
IN THE ICEMAN COMETH
AT THE PUBLIC.
1955
01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:40,669
HE WASN'T VERY GOOD,
BUT...
1956
01:20:40,736 --> 01:20:42,038
HE WAS GORGEOUS,
1957
01:20:42,105 --> 01:20:44,007
AND I COULDN'T TAKE
MY EYES OFF HIM.
1958
01:20:44,073 --> 01:20:46,609
DON'T LAUGH.
1959
01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:47,877
I WAITED FOR HIM
1960
01:20:47,944 --> 01:20:49,212
TO COME OUT
THE STAGE DOOR,
1961
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:51,714
AND THEN I JUST
INTRODUCED MYSELF TO HIM
1962
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:53,016
LIKE A REGULAR GROUPIE.
1963
01:20:54,550 --> 01:20:56,452
A WEEK LATER
I MOVED IN WITH HIM,
1964
01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:58,454
AND THE REST IS MISERY.
1965
01:20:58,521 --> 01:20:59,889
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
1966
01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:01,958
IF YOU DANCE WITH
THE CHORUS OF A MUSICAL,
1967
01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:03,759
THE BOYS USUALLY
HAVE HIGHER VOICES
1968
01:21:03,826 --> 01:21:04,894
THAN THE GIRLS.
1969
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,295
10 YEARS OF THAT,
1970
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:09,032
AND YOU GET VERY HUNG UP
ON MACHO MEN.
1971
01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:10,699
THANK GOD I GOT THROUGH
THAT PERIOD.
1972
01:21:10,766 --> 01:21:13,469
I'LL LET THAT REMARK PASS.
1973
01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:17,941
SO ARE WE GONNA SLEEP
WITH EACH OTHER TONIGHT?
1974
01:21:21,477 --> 01:21:25,014
OF ALL THE RIGHT-UP-FRONT GIRLS
I HAVE EVER MET,
1975
01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:28,284
YOU ARE THE MOST
RIGHT-UP-FRONTEST.
1976
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:33,589
WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT IT?
1977
01:21:33,656 --> 01:21:35,491
NERVOUS.
1978
01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:37,961
A PUSHOVER,
BUT NERVOUS.
1979
01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:47,536
DON'T BE NERVOUS...
1980
01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:53,576
'CAUSE I'LL BE THERE.
1981
01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:19,002
WHERE WERE YOU
LAST NIGHT?
1982
01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:21,971
I COULDN'T SLEEP,
SO I WENT INSIDE TO READ.
1983
01:22:22,038 --> 01:22:23,439
WHAT'D YOU READ?
1984
01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:27,410
A LIFE OF LINCOLN.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
1985
01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:31,214
SO...WHEN DO I MOVE BACK
TO MY OLD ROOM?
1986
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,216
OH.
1987
01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:37,686
GOOD, GOOD MORNING,
EVERYBODY.
1988
01:22:37,753 --> 01:22:39,355
PLEASE. NO APPLAUSE.
1989
01:22:39,422 --> 01:22:41,224
AND WHAT'S NEW
THIS MORNING?
1990
01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:45,194
OK, THERE'S NOTHING NEW
THIS MORNING.
1991
01:22:46,495 --> 01:22:47,830
THEY SAY
THIS KID LINDBERGH'S
1992
01:22:47,896 --> 01:22:50,333
GONNA TRY TO
FLY THE ATLANTIC.
1993
01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,669
WILLIAM HOLDEN
IS GONNA PLAY LINDBERGH.
1994
01:22:56,139 --> 01:22:58,707
JAMES STEWART
IS GOING TO PLAY LINDBERGH.
1995
01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:12,388
WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT,
HAVE WE?
1996
01:23:12,455 --> 01:23:13,756
I THOUGHT THE KID
WAS ROOTING FOR US.
1997
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:14,957
DON'T CALL HER KID.
1998
01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:16,159
SHE DOESN'T LIKE
TO BE CALLED KID.
1999
01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:17,826
OH, SORRY.
IN CHICAGO,
2000
01:23:17,893 --> 01:23:19,462
IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF
ENDEARMENT. YOU KNOW,
2001
01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:20,796
LIKE, "HI, KID."
"HOW'S IT GOING, KID?"
2002
01:23:20,863 --> 01:23:22,398
"WHAT'S WRONG, KID?"
2003
01:23:22,465 --> 01:23:24,967
NOTHING.
2004
01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:27,070
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
ANY BUTTERED TOAST?
2005
01:23:29,972 --> 01:23:31,440
SHE'S JUST SCARED,
THAT'S ALL.
2006
01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:32,808
LUCY?
2007
01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:36,379
SHE'S AFRAID WHAT HAPPENED
BEFORE CAN HAPPEN AGAIN.
2008
01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:38,347
WHAT ARE YOU TWO--
PARTNERS?
2009
01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:40,583
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST
YOU AND ME LAST NIGHT.
2010
01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:44,287
WHAT HAPPENS IN MY LIFE
AFFECTS HERS.
2011
01:23:46,322 --> 01:23:47,356
AND I'M SCARED, TOO.
2012
01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:48,524
LISTEN. WOULD YOU
BE TERRIBLY HURT
2013
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:50,159
IF WE JUST FORGOT
ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
2014
01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:51,460
OH, IT'S TOO LATE.
I'VE ALREADY
2015
01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:53,662
MADE THE ENTRY
IN MY DIARY.
2016
01:23:54,997 --> 01:23:56,165
LOOK AT ME.
2017
01:23:56,232 --> 01:23:57,500
I'M STANDING HERE
WITH SWEATY PALMS,
2018
01:23:57,566 --> 01:24:00,035
AND I HAVE MY HANDS
IN COLD WATER.
2019
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:03,739
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU
ARE THINKING THIS MORNING.
2020
01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:05,074
HMM? WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
2021
01:24:05,141 --> 01:24:06,875
INSTEAD OF ASKING ME
SO MANY QUESTIONS,
2022
01:24:06,942 --> 01:24:09,812
YOU COULD AT LEAST SAY TO ME
"LAST NIGHT WAS WONDERFUL."
2023
01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:11,347
LAST NIGHT WAS WONDERFUL.
2024
01:24:11,414 --> 01:24:13,116
I MEAN, INSTEAD OF WORRYING
ABOUT YOUR LOUSY BREAKFAST
2025
01:24:13,182 --> 01:24:14,717
AND YOUR BUTTERED TOAST,
2026
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,353
WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK AT ME
AND SAY, "I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU."
2027
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:18,721
I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
2028
01:24:18,787 --> 01:24:20,256
YEAH, WELL, IT'S
EASY ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SAY
2029
01:24:20,323 --> 01:24:22,758
WHEN I'VE TOLD YOU TO SAY IT.
2030
01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:24,860
WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST TOUCH ME,
2031
01:24:24,927 --> 01:24:26,762
HOLD MY HAND, STROKE MY HAIR?
2032
01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:29,064
AT LEAST LET ME KNOW
THERE'S SOME REALLY NICE FEELING
2033
01:24:29,132 --> 01:24:30,799
THAT EXISTED
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US.
2034
01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:32,735
NO! IT'S--SEE?
IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
2035
01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:35,638
I MEAN, IF I HAVE TO THINK
OF EVERYTHING FOR YOU...
2036
01:24:35,704 --> 01:24:36,972
MY GOD.
2037
01:24:37,039 --> 01:24:39,408
OH, MY GOD.
2038
01:24:39,475 --> 01:24:41,844
GOD, I MUST BE CRAZY!
CRAZY!
2039
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:44,147
I KEEP DOING THE SAME
DAMN THING TO MYSELF
2040
01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:45,248
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
2041
01:24:45,314 --> 01:24:48,384
WHAT AM I GONNA LEARN?
2042
01:24:48,451 --> 01:24:51,086
YOU KNOW, I AM JUST NOT UP
FOR FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN.
2043
01:24:51,154 --> 01:24:52,588
IT'S--IT'S
TOO MUCH WORK.
2044
01:24:52,655 --> 01:24:54,457
UH, I THINK
WE'D BE BETTER OFF
2045
01:24:54,523 --> 01:24:56,525
IF YOU'D JUST PACKED UP
ALL YOUR THINGS
2046
01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:57,526
AND LEFT.
2047
01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,728
AND IT'S
NOTHING PERSONAL.
2048
01:25:02,331 --> 01:25:04,967
NOW I KNOW
WHY THEY ALL LEFT!
2049
01:25:05,033 --> 01:25:06,001
CRACKERS!
2050
01:25:06,068 --> 01:25:07,703
ANIMAL CRACKERS, LADY!
2051
01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:12,841
YOU HAVE A SEVERE CASE
OF EMOTIONAL RETARDATION.
2052
01:25:12,908 --> 01:25:15,344
I AM NOT LEAVING!
I AM ESCAPING!
2053
01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:18,514
IF ANY MAIL COMES FOR ME,
JUST KEEP IT.
2054
01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:21,317
I'M NOT GIVING YOU
ANY FORWARDING ADDRESSES.
2055
01:25:30,058 --> 01:25:31,327
BUT IN PASSING,
2056
01:25:31,394 --> 01:25:33,562
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT LAST NIGHT WAS TERRIFIC.
2057
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:37,099
THE SUPER BOWL OF ROMANCE.
I GIVE IT A 9 ON A SCALE OF 10.
2058
01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,434
YOU GET ONE OFF
FOR BURPING YOUR WINE,
2059
01:25:38,501 --> 01:25:39,768
BUT ALL IN ALL
A VERY RESPECTABLE SCORE.
2060
01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:41,337
DON'T YOU GET GLIB
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
2061
01:25:41,404 --> 01:25:42,505
IT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.
2062
01:25:42,571 --> 01:25:43,739
COULD YOU LOWER
YOUR NEUROSES, PLEASE?
2063
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:45,140
I'M NOT FINISHED.
2064
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:46,342
DON'T EVER TELL ME
WHEN TO GET AFFECTIONATE.
2065
01:25:46,409 --> 01:25:47,410
I TOUCH WHEN I WANT TO TOUCH.
2066
01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:48,744
I FONDLE
WHEN I WANT TO FONDLE.
2067
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:51,580
I WAS PLANNING TO TOUCH YOU
ALL DURING MY EGGS
2068
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,449
AND FONDLE YOU
RIGHT THROUGH MY COFFEE.
2069
01:25:53,516 --> 01:25:55,818
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
2070
01:25:55,884 --> 01:25:57,152
YOU LOVE TO LOVE SOMEBODY,
2071
01:25:57,220 --> 01:25:58,821
BUT THE MINUTE
THEY TAKE THE INITIATIVE,
2072
01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:01,190
LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT,
IT SCARES THE PANTS OFF YOU.
2073
01:26:01,257 --> 01:26:03,359
NOTHING OFF-COLOR INTENDED.
2074
01:26:03,426 --> 01:26:06,529
YOU DIDN'T WAIT OUTSIDE
ANY STAGE DOOR FOR ME.
2075
01:26:06,595 --> 01:26:08,531
I APPROACHED FIRST.
I TOUCHED FIRST,
2076
01:26:08,597 --> 01:26:10,899
AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE
ANYONE GOIN' FIRST.
2077
01:26:10,966 --> 01:26:12,901
OH, YOU ARE LAUGHABLE,
2078
01:26:12,968 --> 01:26:15,338
AND...SILLY.
2079
01:26:15,404 --> 01:26:16,805
YEAH,
YOU'RE A SILLY MAN.
2080
01:26:16,872 --> 01:26:18,874
IS HE THE SILLIEST MAN
YOU EVER MET?
2081
01:26:18,941 --> 01:26:20,243
MM-HMM.
2082
01:26:20,309 --> 01:26:21,844
YOU--YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.
2083
01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:23,646
YOU KNOW YOURSELF TOO WELL
TO IGNORE WHAT I'M SAYING.
2084
01:26:23,712 --> 01:26:25,281
YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW
WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE?
2085
01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:26,849
TAMING OF THE SHREW.
2086
01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:28,183
WHICH I DID IN CANADA.
2087
01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:29,685
AND DESPITE THE FACT, KATE,
2088
01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:31,520
THAT YOU ARE
A LARGE PAIN IN THE ARSE,
2089
01:26:31,587 --> 01:26:33,322
LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEST THING
2090
01:26:33,389 --> 01:26:35,524
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME
GIRL-WISE,
2091
01:26:35,591 --> 01:26:37,293
AND IF YOU WEREN'T BEHAVING
2092
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,894
LIKE SUCH A HORSE'S RECTUM
THIS MORNING,
2093
01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:41,397
YOU AND I COULD HAVE BEEN
TOUCHING AND FONDLING
2094
01:26:41,464 --> 01:26:45,534
RIGHT UP TILL 5:00
WHEN I HAVE TO GO DO MY IMPROV.
2095
01:26:45,601 --> 01:26:47,903
PERSONALLY, MADAM,
I THINK YOU BLEW IT.
2096
01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:17,232
HOPE YOU DIDN'T LEAVE
YOUR SUITCASE ON YOUR BED.
2097
01:27:24,607 --> 01:27:27,175
IT'S JUST THAT...
NEVER MIND.
2098
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,644
LADY M!
2099
01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:30,513
THE BLACK PRINCE
IS DEAD.
2100
01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:31,914
ENGLAND IS YOURS!
2101
01:27:33,349 --> 01:27:34,450
DON'T YOU
WANT ENGLAND?
2102
01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:35,551
SPAIN, MAYBE.
2103
01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:36,619
SPAIN I CAN
GET YOU CHEAP.
2104
01:27:36,685 --> 01:27:38,321
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THAT THING?
2105
01:27:38,387 --> 01:27:39,388
GET IN QUICK.
2106
01:27:39,455 --> 01:27:41,590
THE HORSE HAS
A METER ON HIM.
2107
01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:49,998
IS THAT CYNTHIA FEIN?
2108
01:27:50,065 --> 01:27:53,135
LISTEN. I THINK
YOU HAVE CHARISMA, TOO.
2109
01:27:53,201 --> 01:27:54,870
DID YOU TELL HIM?!
2110
01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:56,104
I NEVER SAID THAT!
2111
01:27:56,171 --> 01:27:58,641
WAIT TILL I GET YOU, LUCY!
2112
01:27:58,707 --> 01:28:01,677
SO...YOU WANT TO GO
TO MY OPENING TONIGHT?
2113
01:28:01,744 --> 01:28:02,878
I HAVE HOMEWORK.
2114
01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:04,880
WHAT ARE YOU SORE ABOUT,
ME AND YOUR MOM?
2115
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,114
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
2116
01:28:06,181 --> 01:28:07,483
WELL, SINCE YOU AND I
2117
01:28:07,550 --> 01:28:08,751
ARE GONNA BE CHANGING
BEDROOMS TONIGHT,
2118
01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:09,852
I THINK IT IS,
2119
01:28:09,918 --> 01:28:11,053
ONLY I'M A LITTLE
OLD-FASHIONED.
2120
01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:12,087
I WANT YOUR APPROVAL.
2121
01:28:12,154 --> 01:28:13,422
ME? I'M 10 YEARS OLD.
2122
01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:14,857
I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED
TO VOTE YET.
2123
01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:17,760
I LIKE YOUR STYLE, KID.
I REALLY DO. SORRY.
2124
01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:19,227
I HEAR YOU DON'T LIKE
BEING CALLED A KID.
2125
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:22,998
I'M A KID. IT FITS.
2126
01:28:23,065 --> 01:28:25,200
DO YOU LIKE ME?
2127
01:28:25,267 --> 01:28:28,036
YOU'RE WASTING A LOT OF MONEY.
I'M NOT ENJOYING THIS RIDE.
2128
01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:29,171
ANSWER MY QUESTION.
2129
01:28:29,237 --> 01:28:30,606
DO YOU LIKE ME?
2130
01:28:30,673 --> 01:28:33,376
ASK CYNTHIA FEIN.
SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
2131
01:28:33,442 --> 01:28:35,444
I'M GONNA KEEP ASKING
TILL I GET AN ANSWER.
2132
01:28:35,511 --> 01:28:37,112
DO YOU LIKE ME?
2133
01:28:37,179 --> 01:28:38,947
CAN I GET OUT OF THIS THING?
I'M GETTING NAUSEOUS.
2134
01:28:39,014 --> 01:28:40,816
ANSWER ME, DAMN IT!
YES OR NO!?
2135
01:28:40,883 --> 01:28:42,751
NOW, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
TO ME EITHER WAY,
2136
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,753
BECAUSE I'M GONNA MOVE IN
WITH YOUR OLD LADY ANYWAY,
2137
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:45,854
BUT I WANT
TO HEAR IT FIRST
2138
01:28:45,921 --> 01:28:47,856
YES OR NO?
2139
01:28:47,923 --> 01:28:49,858
NO!
2140
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:01,003
YES.
2141
01:29:01,069 --> 01:29:02,070
WAS THAT A YES?
2142
01:29:02,137 --> 01:29:03,906
YES.
2143
01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:05,073
A LOT?
2144
01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:06,108
YES.
2145
01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,142
A REALLY,
REALLY LOT?
2146
01:29:07,209 --> 01:29:09,177
YES! YES, ALL RIGHT?!
2147
01:29:09,244 --> 01:29:10,713
WELL,
AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE ME,
2148
01:29:10,779 --> 01:29:12,114
IT'S NOT 1/1000th
AS MUCH
2149
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,949
AS I'M NUTS ABOUT YOU.
2150
01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:15,818
I SWEAR, LUCY,
IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME,
2151
01:29:15,884 --> 01:29:17,185
I WOULDN'T MOVE IN
WITH YOUR MOM,
2152
01:29:17,252 --> 01:29:18,787
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
2153
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:22,958
I AM CERTIFIABLY NUTS
ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MOMMY.
2154
01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:26,128
NOW, BLOW THAT
INTO YOUR HANDKERCHIEF.
2155
01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:27,730
I DON'T HAVE
A HANDKERCHIEF.
2156
01:29:27,796 --> 01:29:29,932
WELL, THEN CRY
ON THE HORSE.
2157
01:29:50,953 --> 01:29:53,522
PLEASE! PLEASE!
NO MORE APPLAUSE.
2158
01:29:53,589 --> 01:29:55,023
IF THE OWNER
OF THIS PLACE
2159
01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:56,992
HEARS SO MUCH APPLAUSE
HE'LL HAVE TO PAY US,
2160
01:29:57,059 --> 01:29:59,394
AND THEN
HE'LL CLOSE THE CLUB!
2161
01:30:12,508 --> 01:30:14,477
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE
2162
01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:16,211
MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
2163
01:30:16,278 --> 01:30:17,780
HMM?
2164
01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:19,948
FURNITURE.
MY OWN FURNITURE.
2165
01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:21,917
IS THAT TOO DOMESTIC
A THING TO SAY?
2166
01:30:21,984 --> 01:30:23,051
NO, NO, NO.
2167
01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:24,853
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WANTED FURNITURE.
2168
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,421
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT
INTERESTED IN SITTING.
2169
01:30:27,590 --> 01:30:30,058
♪ LAUGHTER IN THE SUNSHINE ♪
2170
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,127
♪ BABY... ♪
2171
01:30:32,194 --> 01:30:34,262
TODAY. SOMETIME TODAY.
2172
01:30:34,329 --> 01:30:36,965
♪ LOOK MY WAY ♪
2173
01:30:37,032 --> 01:30:39,868
♪ RAINBOWS IN
THE SPRINGTIME, BABY ♪
2174
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:41,770
SOMETHING DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.
2175
01:30:41,837 --> 01:30:43,271
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT,
ELLIOT?
2176
01:30:43,338 --> 01:30:45,674
IT'S NOT ON PARK AVENUE.
2177
01:30:47,409 --> 01:30:49,211
HOW MANY WEEKS
DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY
2178
01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:50,746
BEFORE I CAN HAVE AN ARMCHAIR?
2179
01:30:50,813 --> 01:30:52,781
WELL, IF YOU TAKE ONE
WITHOUT ARMS, ABOUT A YEAR.
2180
01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:53,949
OH.
2181
01:30:54,016 --> 01:30:55,718
MAMA BEAR
DID THE CAVE REAL NICE.
2182
01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:57,853
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
2183
01:30:57,920 --> 01:31:00,689
I'VE GOT A MATINEE.
IT'S SUNDAY.
2184
01:31:00,756 --> 01:31:02,591
UM, THAT'S MY SCARF.
2185
01:31:02,658 --> 01:31:05,093
YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN WEAR
MY DRESS FROM RICHARD III.
2186
01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:06,529
HEY.
2187
01:31:07,896 --> 01:31:09,231
I THINK
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
2188
01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:11,634
OH? MMM.
2189
01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:14,937
I THINK YOU'VE GOT
SOME VERY NICE QUALITIES, TOO.
2190
01:31:16,004 --> 01:31:17,072
OH, BY THE WAY,
2191
01:31:17,139 --> 01:31:18,874
LEAVE YOUR
TUESDAY MORNING OPEN.
2192
01:31:18,941 --> 01:31:20,408
WHAT ARE WE DOING
TUESDAY MORNING?
2193
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:22,611
HOW DO BLOOD TESTS
STRIKE YOU?
2194
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:30,085
AAH!
2195
01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:34,657
OH, I JUST WANT TO GO HOME,
GET IN MY BED,
2196
01:31:34,723 --> 01:31:36,058
AND WAKE UP IN HOLLYWOOD.
2197
01:31:36,124 --> 01:31:37,693
OH, THAT WAS A 4-STAR
SHOW. MAYBE 5.
2198
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,662
YOU KNOW, THAT WAS ONE
I'D LIKE TO BOTTLE.
2199
01:31:39,728 --> 01:31:41,764
GOD, WE WERE GOOD!
WHOO! WHOO!
2200
01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:43,732
DEPUTY,
THERE'S NO AIR IN HERE!
2201
01:31:43,799 --> 01:31:45,033
GIVE THE ACTORS
SOME AIR!
2202
01:31:45,100 --> 01:31:47,402
WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS,
NOT CATTLE!
2203
01:31:47,469 --> 01:31:49,204
MOO!
MOO!
2204
01:31:49,271 --> 01:31:51,406
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
2205
01:31:52,541 --> 01:31:53,942
WHOO!
2206
01:31:56,712 --> 01:31:59,147
HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE
IN THAT THING?
2207
01:31:59,214 --> 01:32:00,348
WHO'S THAT?
2208
01:32:00,415 --> 01:32:01,650
I WOULD KNOCK,
2209
01:32:01,717 --> 01:32:04,219
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO KNOCK ON A CURTAIN.
2210
01:32:04,286 --> 01:32:05,387
WHO IS THAT?
2211
01:32:05,453 --> 01:32:06,889
HELLO. OLIVER FREY.
2212
01:32:06,955 --> 01:32:07,890
WHO?
2213
01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:09,692
OLIVER FREY.
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
2214
01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,259
OLIVER FREY--
THE DIRECTOR?
2215
01:32:11,326 --> 01:32:12,728
I BELIEVE SO.
2216
01:32:12,795 --> 01:32:14,362
OH! NO KIDDING!
2217
01:32:14,429 --> 01:32:16,331
OH, THAT'S--
NICE TO MEET YOU.
2218
01:32:16,398 --> 01:32:19,034
OLIVER FREY,
WHAT DO YA KNOW?
2219
01:32:19,101 --> 01:32:20,335
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
2220
01:32:20,402 --> 01:32:21,737
THIS IS GRETCHEN.
2221
01:32:21,804 --> 01:32:23,471
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE
TO PRONOUNCE HER LAST NAME.
2222
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:24,506
OH, THAT'S OK.
2223
01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:25,641
HOW DO YOU DO--
WHOA!
2224
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:27,242
GET BACK HERE.
2225
01:32:27,309 --> 01:32:29,511
HOW DO YOU DO? I'M
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
2226
01:32:29,578 --> 01:32:31,079
WE THOUGHT
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
2227
01:32:31,146 --> 01:32:33,081
OH, REALLY? YEAH,
IS THAT WHAT YOU--
2228
01:32:33,148 --> 01:32:34,449
IS THAT
WHAT YOU THOUGHT?
2229
01:32:34,516 --> 01:32:35,884
I HAVE NO REASON TO LIE.
2230
01:32:35,951 --> 01:32:37,052
WELL,
IT'S A GOOD GROUP.
2231
01:32:37,119 --> 01:32:38,286
THEY'RE ALL
TERRIFIC KIDS.
2232
01:32:38,353 --> 01:32:39,487
I LOVE THEM ALL.
2233
01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,089
YOU'RE VERY TALENTED,
YOU KNOW.
2234
01:32:41,156 --> 01:32:42,557
ME? OH, THANK YOU.
2235
01:32:42,625 --> 01:32:44,092
WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU.
2236
01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:46,061
I JUST HAD ONE THING
I WANTED TO ASK YOU.
2237
01:32:46,128 --> 01:32:48,196
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN A MOVIE?
2238
01:32:48,263 --> 01:32:49,464
YOU MEAN MAKING ONE?
2239
01:32:49,531 --> 01:32:50,766
WELL, WE COULD GO TO ONE,
2240
01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:52,534
BUT I THINK WORKING
IS MUCH MORE FUN.
2241
01:32:52,601 --> 01:32:54,002
WITH YOU?
YEAH, I'M INTERESTED.
2242
01:32:54,069 --> 01:32:55,103
I AM, TOO.
2243
01:32:55,170 --> 01:32:56,839
CERTAINLY,
I'M INTERESTED!
2244
01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:58,674
ARE YOU KIDDING?!
SURE.
2245
01:32:58,741 --> 01:33:00,275
WELL, I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE
CALL YOUR PEOPLE.
2246
01:33:00,342 --> 01:33:01,376
GREAT. OH, WAIT.
2247
01:33:01,443 --> 01:33:02,645
I--I DON'T HAVE
ANY PEOPLE.
2248
01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:03,979
OH, WELL,
2249
01:33:04,046 --> 01:33:05,480
I'LL GET YOU SOME,
AND I'LL CALL THEM.
2250
01:33:05,547 --> 01:33:07,482
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
2251
01:33:07,549 --> 01:33:10,485
AND SO...
I SUPPOSE GOOD-BYE.
2252
01:33:10,552 --> 01:33:13,889
YES, GOOD-BYE.
2253
01:33:13,956 --> 01:33:16,725
WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU WANT
YOUR DOOR CLOSED.
2254
01:33:32,741 --> 01:33:33,876
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT HERE?
2255
01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:35,510
DID YOU LOCK
YOURSELF OUT AGAIN?
2256
01:33:35,577 --> 01:33:37,279
LUCY, WHAT IS IT?
2257
01:33:40,749 --> 01:33:44,619
AT LEAST WE DIDN'T
GET A LETTER THIS TIME.
2258
01:34:13,782 --> 01:34:15,617
SENDING THAT STUFF
TO THE LAUNDRY,
2259
01:34:15,684 --> 01:34:16,785
I HOPE?
2260
01:34:16,852 --> 01:34:19,521
I GOT A PICTURE.
WHAT?
2261
01:34:19,587 --> 01:34:21,623
A PICTURE, PAULA.
I GOT A MOVIE!
2262
01:34:21,690 --> 01:34:24,259
WOW.
HERE IT COMES AGAIN.
2263
01:34:24,326 --> 01:34:25,560
IT'S A TERRIFIC PICTURE.
2264
01:34:25,627 --> 01:34:27,029
OLIVER FREY IS DIRECTING.
2265
01:34:27,095 --> 01:34:31,233
I HAVE TO BE IN SEATTLE
ON LOCATION TOMORROW MORNING.
2266
01:34:31,299 --> 01:34:33,568
OH! SEATTLE, WASHINGTON.
2267
01:34:33,635 --> 01:34:34,803
YEAH, I KNOW
WHERE THAT IS.
2268
01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:35,838
IT'S FAR AWAY.
2269
01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:38,140
WHO CARES?
I'M NOT WALKING.
2270
01:34:38,206 --> 01:34:40,042
THEY LEFT A FIRST-CLASS TICKET
AT THE AIRPORT.
2271
01:34:40,108 --> 01:34:42,978
4 WEEKS' WORK.
2,350 A WEEK.
2272
01:34:43,045 --> 01:34:46,514
OH, I MEAN,
OLIVER FREAKING FREY--
2273
01:34:46,581 --> 01:34:48,116
I MEAN,
HE'S THE BEST, YOU KNOW?
2274
01:34:48,183 --> 01:34:50,018
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK
WHAT THE PART WAS.
2275
01:34:50,085 --> 01:34:51,787
WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
2276
01:34:51,854 --> 01:34:53,789
SO, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A PART.
2277
01:34:53,856 --> 01:34:54,857
YOU KNOW, NO ONE HEARD
OF AL PACINO
2278
01:34:54,923 --> 01:34:56,291
BEFORE THE GODFATHER, RIGHT?
2279
01:34:56,358 --> 01:34:58,794
I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
FOR YOU.
2280
01:34:58,861 --> 01:35:00,829
OH, LOOK AT ME.
I'M SHAKING.
2281
01:35:00,896 --> 01:35:02,798
I SPENT 20 YEARS
BUILDING UP MY EGO,
2282
01:35:02,865 --> 01:35:05,267
NOW WHEN I REALLY NEED IT,
IT LOCKS ITSELF IN THE JOHN.
2283
01:35:05,333 --> 01:35:08,170
OH, IT'LL COME BACK.
TRUST ME.
2284
01:35:10,873 --> 01:35:12,474
WHAT'S WRONG?
2285
01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:14,342
IT'S--IT'S 4 WEEKS,
4 LOUSY WEEKS.
2286
01:35:14,409 --> 01:35:15,744
THAT'S A WEEK LESS THAN 5.
2287
01:35:15,811 --> 01:35:16,845
YEAH, I KNOW.
2288
01:35:16,912 --> 01:35:18,413
NO, YOU DON'T KNOW.
2289
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:21,683
YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET
DUMPED ON AGAIN, DON'T YOU?
2290
01:35:21,750 --> 01:35:23,518
YOU SAY
YOU'LL COME BACK.
2291
01:35:23,585 --> 01:35:24,686
WHY SHOULDN'T
I BELIEVE YOU?
2292
01:35:24,753 --> 01:35:25,888
WELL, BECAUSE IF I WERE YOU,
2293
01:35:25,954 --> 01:35:27,289
I WOULDN'T BELIEVE
AN ACTOR EITHER.
2294
01:35:27,355 --> 01:35:29,191
YOU NEED SOME HELP?
2295
01:35:32,294 --> 01:35:35,363
NO. I SEE
YOU TOOK EVERYTHING.
2296
01:35:36,698 --> 01:35:38,733
THEY TOLD ME
IT WAS FREEZING UP THERE,
2297
01:35:38,801 --> 01:35:40,602
TO BRING
ALL MY WARM CLOTHING.
2298
01:35:40,668 --> 01:35:43,238
PAULA, PAULA...COME ON.
2299
01:35:43,305 --> 01:35:45,874
YOU KNOW I WOULD TAKE YOU
WITH ME IF I COULD.
2300
01:35:45,941 --> 01:35:47,609
IT'S JUST--IT'S WAY UP
IN THE MOUNTAINS.
2301
01:35:47,675 --> 01:35:48,911
YOU KNOW,
IT'S VERY ROUGH COUNTRY.
2302
01:35:48,977 --> 01:35:51,746
THEY GOT WOLVES UP THERE,
YOU KNOW.
2303
01:35:51,814 --> 01:35:53,816
NOT IN THE MOVIE.
I MEAN BIG, HUNGRY WOLVES.
2304
01:35:53,882 --> 01:35:55,183
I'VE ALWAYS
GOTTEN ALONG FINE
2305
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,184
WITH WOLVES.
2306
01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:57,986
LISTEN, I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE EXCITED,
2307
01:35:58,053 --> 01:35:59,521
YOU KNOW,
JUMPING UP AND DOWN.
2308
01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:01,957
I MEAN, IT'S WHAT I'VE
WORKED FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.
2309
01:36:02,024 --> 01:36:04,492
ISN'T THAT WHAT A MATURE
2310
01:36:04,559 --> 01:36:05,994
YOU ROOT FOR ME,
I ROOT FOR YOU?
2311
01:36:06,061 --> 01:36:09,631
THIS IS MY THIRD TIME
AS CHEERLEADER.
2312
01:36:09,697 --> 01:36:11,233
OK, I GET THE POINT,
YOU KNOW?
2313
01:36:11,299 --> 01:36:13,435
FORGET IT. I'M NOT GOING.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
2314
01:36:13,501 --> 01:36:16,071
NOT IF I HAVE TO PUT YOU
THROUGH 4 WEEKS OF HELL
2315
01:36:16,138 --> 01:36:18,040
WONDERING IF I'M GOING TO
BE COMING BACK OR NOT.
2316
01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:19,808
YOU KNOW,
I GOT THIS PICTURE.
2317
01:36:19,875 --> 01:36:22,144
I CAN GET ANOTHER ONE.
2318
01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:24,146
OK.
2319
01:36:24,212 --> 01:36:26,148
THE HELL I'M NOT.
THAT'S CRAZY!
2320
01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,715
WHY SHOULD I DO
A DUMB, STUPID THING
2321
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:28,750
BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
2322
01:36:28,817 --> 01:36:30,685
I'M GOING.
2323
01:36:30,752 --> 01:36:32,754
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO TRUST ME.
2324
01:36:32,821 --> 01:36:34,389
YOU GONNA TRUST ME,
PAULA?
2325
01:36:34,456 --> 01:36:37,459
YEAH, I'LL PLAN
MY DAYS AROUND IT.
2326
01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:39,261
DAMN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL!
2327
01:36:39,327 --> 01:36:41,263
I HATE THOSE 2 GUYS
WHO WALKED OUT OF HERE.
2328
01:36:41,329 --> 01:36:42,831
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S COMING BACK,
2329
01:36:42,898 --> 01:36:45,000
AND I'M GETTING
ALL THE BLAME.
2330
01:36:51,706 --> 01:36:53,175
NO.
2331
01:36:54,977 --> 01:36:56,511
YOU GO, ELLIOT.
2332
01:36:56,578 --> 01:36:58,046
I WANT YOU TO GO.
2333
01:36:58,113 --> 01:37:01,249
I MEAN, IF YOU COME BACK,
THAT'S FINE.
2334
01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:04,052
I'LL BE RIGHT HERE
PUTTING UP MY WALLPAPER.
2335
01:37:04,119 --> 01:37:06,254
AND IF YOU DON'T,
THAT'S OK, TOO.
2336
01:37:10,292 --> 01:37:12,227
I'LL MISS YOU,
BUT I'LL SURVIVE.
2337
01:37:12,294 --> 01:37:14,930
I'VE GROWN UP SO MUCH
IN THESE LAST 2 MONTHS.
2338
01:37:14,997 --> 01:37:16,631
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
2339
01:37:16,698 --> 01:37:18,934
I'M ALL GROWN UP.
2340
01:37:19,001 --> 01:37:22,270
I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER
OR STRONGER IN MY LIFE.
2341
01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:24,439
SOMEONE'S ACTUALLY ABOUT
TO WALK OUT THAT DOOR,
2342
01:37:24,506 --> 01:37:26,975
AND I'M NOT CRUMBLING
INTO A MILLION PIECES.
2343
01:37:27,042 --> 01:37:30,012
I MEAN, GOD, THAT JUST...
2344
01:37:30,078 --> 01:37:32,280
FEELS REALLY GOOD.
2345
01:37:37,385 --> 01:37:39,087
BYE, ELLIOT.
2346
01:37:39,154 --> 01:37:40,956
YOU MAKE A NICE MOVIE
2347
01:37:41,023 --> 01:37:43,825
AND HAVE A WONDERFUL CAREER,
2348
01:37:43,892 --> 01:37:45,227
AND, YOU KNOW,
2349
01:37:45,293 --> 01:37:46,895
IF YOU'RE EVER UP
FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD,
2350
01:37:46,962 --> 01:37:50,065
I'M GONNA KEEP MY FINGERS
CROSSED FOR YOU.
2351
01:37:53,035 --> 01:37:54,102
WHAT IS THERE ABOUT YOU
2352
01:37:54,169 --> 01:37:56,238
THAT MAKES A MAN
WITH 157 IQ
2353
01:37:56,304 --> 01:37:57,772
FEEL LIKE
A DRIBBLING IDIOT?
2354
01:37:57,839 --> 01:38:00,775
WHATEVER IT IS,
I THANK GOD FOR IT.
2355
01:38:01,944 --> 01:38:03,912
THANK YOU, GOD.
2356
01:38:16,124 --> 01:38:18,927
YOU KNOW...
2357
01:38:18,994 --> 01:38:21,463
INTERESTING LESSON
I JUST LEARNED.
2358
01:38:21,529 --> 01:38:23,465
FALLING IN LOVE
AND BECOMING SUCCESSFUL
2359
01:38:23,531 --> 01:38:25,067
MAY VERY WELL BE
THE WORST THING
2360
01:38:25,133 --> 01:38:27,269
THAT CAN HAPPEN
TO A MAN.
2361
01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:32,907
IF MY PLANE CRASHES
IN THAT STORM,
2362
01:38:32,975 --> 01:38:34,309
I'M COMING BACK
TO HAUNT YOU.
2363
01:38:34,376 --> 01:38:36,945
I'LL BE THE GHOST
OF BLEECKER STREET.
2364
01:38:37,012 --> 01:38:39,314
I'LL BE SITTING
IN THAT KITCHEN
2365
01:38:39,381 --> 01:38:41,216
EATING PASTA
AND DRINKING CHIANTI
2366
01:38:41,283 --> 01:38:43,418
UNTIL YOU'RE
96 YEARS OLD.
2367
01:38:51,659 --> 01:38:53,328
SO LONG, KID.
2368
01:38:57,932 --> 01:38:59,367
SEE YA, KID.
2369
01:39:02,971 --> 01:39:04,906
♪ WITH YOU ♪
2370
01:39:04,973 --> 01:39:07,209
♪ BY MY SIDE ♪
2371
01:39:07,275 --> 01:39:10,678
♪ WE COULD HAVE OWNED ♪
2372
01:39:10,745 --> 01:39:11,913
♪ THE MOON ♪
2373
01:39:11,980 --> 01:39:15,083
♪ AND SKY ♪
2374
01:39:15,150 --> 01:39:18,053
♪ BUT NO MATTER ♪
2375
01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:22,857
♪ HOW HARD I TRY ♪
2376
01:39:22,924 --> 01:39:24,259
♪ MY LOVE ♪
2377
01:39:24,326 --> 01:39:26,628
♪ ESCAPES THE LIGHT ♪
2378
01:39:26,694 --> 01:39:28,663
I CAN'T SLEEP.
2379
01:39:28,730 --> 01:39:31,266
GIVE IT 5 MINUTES.
JUST GET INTO BED.
2380
01:39:31,333 --> 01:39:32,934
I CAN PREDICT
THE FUTURE.
2381
01:39:33,001 --> 01:39:34,069
YEAH?
2382
01:39:34,136 --> 01:39:36,804
HOW ABOUT
PREDICTING MINE?
2383
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:41,309
I PREDICT THERE'S A PHONE
RINGING IN YOUR HOUSE.
2384
01:39:42,710 --> 01:39:43,945
HELLO.
2385
01:39:44,012 --> 01:39:45,880
GET DRESSED.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
2386
01:39:45,947 --> 01:39:47,882
WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
2387
01:39:47,949 --> 01:39:50,018
ON THE STREET
IN MY OLD LEAKY PHONE BOOTH.
2388
01:39:50,085 --> 01:39:51,486
THE PLANE HAD ENGINE TROUBLE.
2389
01:39:51,553 --> 01:39:52,454
WE'RE DELAYED 2 HOURS,
2390
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:54,156
SO I CASHED IN FIRST CLASS
FOR 2 COACH.
2391
01:39:54,222 --> 01:39:55,190
WHAT ABOUT LUCY?
2392
01:39:55,257 --> 01:39:56,224
DON'T WORRY ABOUT LUCY.
2393
01:39:56,291 --> 01:39:57,559
CALL DONNA.
2394
01:39:57,625 --> 01:39:58,760
SHE CAN STAY WITH HER
TILL WE GET BACK.
2395
01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,295
COME ON!
2396
01:40:00,362 --> 01:40:02,064
THE CAB'S TICKING AWAY
YOUR NEW BEDROOM SET.
2397
01:40:02,130 --> 01:40:03,998
BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
I CAN'T COME WITH YOU.
2398
01:40:04,066 --> 01:40:05,267
I'LL TELL THEM
YOU'RE MY ANALYST.
2399
01:40:05,333 --> 01:40:07,001
ACTORS ARE
VERY HIGH-STRUNG PEOPLE.
2400
01:40:07,069 --> 01:40:09,104
YOU REALLY
WANT ME TO COME?
2401
01:40:09,171 --> 01:40:11,273
YOU SURE LOVE A LOVE SCENE,
DON'T YOU?
2402
01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:14,109
YES! I WANT YOU TO COME!
2403
01:40:14,176 --> 01:40:16,478
IT'S OK, THEN.
I DON'T HAVE TO.
2404
01:40:16,544 --> 01:40:18,012
JUST AS LONG
AS YOU ASKED.
2405
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:19,347
PAULA,
DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME.
2406
01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:20,948
MY CAB'S HALF UNDERWATER.
2407
01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:21,916
YOU'LL HAVE
ENOUGH TO DO THERE
2408
01:40:21,983 --> 01:40:23,151
WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT ME.
2409
01:40:23,218 --> 01:40:25,553
BESIDES,
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
2410
01:40:25,620 --> 01:40:28,090
I'M SPENDING ALL YOUR MONEY
ON OUR APARTMENT.
2411
01:40:28,156 --> 01:40:29,391
BUT I'M NUTS FOR YOU!
2412
01:40:29,457 --> 01:40:31,159
I HOPE I'M CALLING
THE RIGHT NUMBER.
2413
01:40:31,226 --> 01:40:33,161
PAULA, DO ME A FAVOR.
2414
01:40:33,228 --> 01:40:34,396
ANYTHING, ANGEL.
2415
01:40:34,462 --> 01:40:37,399
WILL YOU HAVE
MY GUITAR RESTRUNG?
2416
01:40:37,465 --> 01:40:39,667
I'M NOT SLEEPING TOO GOOD
LATELY.
2417
01:40:39,734 --> 01:40:41,069
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
2418
01:40:49,844 --> 01:40:51,313
HE LEFT HIS GUITAR?!
2419
01:40:51,379 --> 01:40:52,614
HE REALLY IS
COMING BACK.
2420
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:55,250
I NEVER DOUBTED IT
FOR A MOMENT.
2421
01:40:58,453 --> 01:40:59,721
ELLIOT!
2422
01:40:59,787 --> 01:41:02,624
I HAVE IT!
I HAVE IT!
2423
01:41:04,559 --> 01:41:06,694
HAVE A SAFE TRIP,
SWEETHEART.
2424
01:41:06,761 --> 01:41:08,196
I LOVE YOU.
2425
01:41:08,263 --> 01:41:11,899
NEVER MIND THAT!
YOU'RE RUSTING MY GUITAR!
2426
01:41:11,966 --> 01:41:13,901
♪ HEAVEN ♪
2427
01:41:13,968 --> 01:41:15,903
♪ WOKE UP ♪
2428
01:41:15,970 --> 01:41:17,105
♪ JUST IN TIME ♪
2429
01:41:17,172 --> 01:41:19,040
♪ HEAVEN WOKE UP
JUST IN TIME ♪
2430
01:41:19,107 --> 01:41:21,976
♪ TO SEE ♪
2431
01:41:22,043 --> 01:41:23,145
♪ TO SEE HOW ♪
2432
01:41:23,211 --> 01:41:25,079
♪ BEAUTIFUL ♪
2433
01:41:25,147 --> 01:41:26,047
♪ YOU ARE ♪
2434
01:41:26,114 --> 01:41:27,882
♪ ONE LAST ♪
2435
01:41:27,949 --> 01:41:29,984
♪ STROKE OF GENIUS ♪
2436
01:41:30,051 --> 01:41:31,819
♪ HEAVEN WOKE UP
JUST ♪
2437
01:41:31,886 --> 01:41:34,589
♪ SHED ITS LIGHT ♪
2438
01:41:34,656 --> 01:41:35,657
♪ ON ♪
2439
01:41:35,723 --> 01:41:39,361
♪ ME ♪
2440
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:41,363
♪ HEAVEN SPEAKS ♪
2441
01:41:41,429 --> 01:41:45,300
♪ SO TENDERLY ♪
2442
01:42:07,455 --> 01:42:11,159
♪ ALL YOUR LIFE YOU'VE WAITED ♪
2443
01:42:11,226 --> 01:42:14,296
♪ FOR LOVE TO COME AND STAY ♪
2444
01:42:14,362 --> 01:42:17,965
♪ AND NOW THAT
I HAVE FOUND YOU ♪
2445
01:42:18,032 --> 01:42:21,636
♪ YOU MUST NOT SLIP AWAY ♪
2446
01:42:21,703 --> 01:42:25,072
♪ I KNOW IT'S HARD BELIEVING ♪
2447
01:42:25,139 --> 01:42:28,576
♪ THE WORDS
YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE ♪
2448
01:42:28,643 --> 01:42:32,247
♪ BUT, DARLING,
YOU MUST TRUST THEM, PLEASE ♪
2449
01:42:32,314 --> 01:42:33,981
♪ TRUST THEM JUST ONCE MORE ♪
2450
01:42:34,048 --> 01:42:35,950
♪ 'CAUSE, BABY, GOOD-BYE ♪
2451
01:42:36,017 --> 01:42:37,452
♪ GOOD-BYE ♪
2452
01:42:37,519 --> 01:42:39,187
♪ DOESN'T MEAN WE'LL NEVER ♪
2453
01:42:39,254 --> 01:42:41,689
♪ BE TOGETHER AGAIN ♪
2454
01:42:41,756 --> 01:42:43,891
♪ GOOD-BYE ♪
2455
01:42:43,958 --> 01:42:48,330
♪ DOESN'T MEAN FOREVER ♪
2456
01:42:48,396 --> 01:42:53,968
♪ GOOD-BYE ♪
2457
01:42:54,035 --> 01:42:56,571
♪ GOOD-BYE, GOODBYE GIRL ♪
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