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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:20,250 I hear you. 2 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,450 No, I'm not. 3 00:00:21,450 --> 00:00:23,280 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not near the prison. 4 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,350 I'm waiting for him near the bus station. 5 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:28,220 Oh my God. 6 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:30,220 How many times we have to go over this. 7 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:32,530 Mom you're making it out 8 00:00:32,530 --> 00:00:34,230 like he's Pablo Escobar or something. 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,430 20 pounds of weed. 10 00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:37,530 Yeah, I know. 11 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,230 I know, I know, I know how much it was. 12 00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:42,940 I was there, it was a lot, but he's my best friend. 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,940 Yeah, and plus if it wasn't for him, 14 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:48,470 we would've all gotten busted. 15 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:04,390 Okay, yeah mama, mom, I know, I know. 16 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,220 I got call you back, okay? 17 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:06,130 Okay, bye. 18 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:12,400 There he is, fresh out of prison, hey! 19 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:16,170 You did it brother. 20 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:21,010 Okay, that's you. 21 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:25,010 Man, I can believe it man. 22 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,580 Man, you took your jumpsuit? 23 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,820 - Yeah. - Yeah? 24 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:34,420 A memento I guess. 25 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:37,020 It kinda stuck with me after six years. 26 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,360 I can dig it. 27 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,930 We can put it on the wall, 28 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:42,360 frame it like it's your championship Jersey. 29 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,100 Everybody gotta come in and take a picture with it. 30 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,430 They'd be like. 31 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:47,270 - I don't think so. - No, Okay, all right. 32 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:49,170 Oh, I hope you're hungry though 33 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:50,940 'cause I brought your favorite. 34 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:51,770 No, a double? 35 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:52,870 You know it brother. 36 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:54,140 I'd kill for one of those right now. 37 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:56,540 Hey, hey, hey, relax man. 38 00:01:56,540 --> 00:01:59,210 We don't want you to go back in there. 39 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:00,510 You ain't gotta kill no one. 40 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,950 I'm just joking, I'm just joking. 41 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:03,820 I was just joking. 42 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:04,620 A little jokey joke you know. 43 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,490 To soon, maybe? 44 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:08,450 - You think? - A little bit? 45 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:11,520 Come on, a little. 46 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:12,990 I missed you dog. 47 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,530 Man, I missed these so much. 48 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:19,870 Yeah, you used to order like three at a time 49 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:21,800 when we were in college. 50 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,540 True, I was a little hog boy. 51 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:24,740 No you weren't. 52 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:27,070 Man, look at this. 53 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,980 These used to be tight on me. 54 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,380 I had a kangaroo pouch for a stomach. 55 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,750 Damn man, you're little. 56 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:41,320 Can I see your papers? 57 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,860 Yeah, of course. 58 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,770 Well, it doesn't get anymore realer than that. 59 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:57,170 You're a free man. 60 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,240 Cheers to that. 61 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:06,880 - My bad! - Man! 62 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,250 Okay look, I'll clean it. 63 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:12,020 I'll clean it. 64 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,390 Dude, what are you doing? 65 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,760 It's better just to remove the stain with one big lick 66 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,290 and then you just tap, tap, tap, tap. 67 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:22,860 You dab it with some napkins 68 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:24,800 that way it doesn't spread everywhere. 69 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:29,200 - Who says that? - Says me man and everybody. 70 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,640 One time before a job interview, 71 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,470 I spilled syrup on my resume and then I licked it off 72 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:34,570 with one clean swipe. 73 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,980 I mean, I didn't say I got the job but still. 74 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,450 Well, it's not that bad I guess. 75 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,490 It could be worse. 76 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:50,460 Hell yeah, it could be worse man. 77 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:51,960 You're out of that shit hole. 78 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:55,260 Shit, I mean I still can't believe it. 79 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,330 Six years? 80 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,430 Yeah. 81 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:02,100 - Crazy. - Hey, by the way man, 82 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,470 I really appreciate letting me stay with you 83 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:04,340 until I find a job. 84 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:05,810 Yeah, of course man. 85 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:08,140 Of course, like I said, I got plenty of room for you. 86 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:11,240 Hey, it's gonna be fun man, 87 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,780 like college all over again. 88 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:14,480 Yeah, but I promise as soon as I get a job, 89 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,310 I'll help you with the rent. 90 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,620 Hey, stop, stop that, man. 91 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:17,920 Look, I got you. 92 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,920 I'm making more than enough to cover the rent. 93 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,190 Oh, because of your clothing line? 94 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:25,490 You damn right 'cause of my clothing line. 95 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:27,260 Say that again that sound pretty good. 96 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,160 Because of your clothing line. 97 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 So it's going well, huh? 98 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,040 Yeah, yeah it is actually. 99 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:39,970 You know to be honest man, 100 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:44,780 I really wasn't expecting it to be this much work. 101 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:46,550 It's kinda taking up my whole life 102 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:49,520 but yeah I mean, that's part of the reason 103 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,150 why I couldn't visit you at all the last few months. 104 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,990 But yeah anyway, like I said man, I'm sorry. 105 00:04:57,990 --> 00:04:59,560 I'm really sorry about that. 106 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,060 Hey look, don't worry about it. 107 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:05,330 I totally understand. 108 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:11,040 But if there's anything I can do, just let me know. 109 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,970 I got pretty good at doing dishes and sweeping floors, so. 110 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,580 I'll keep that in mind. 111 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:20,050 I got a French maid outfit in the closet. 112 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,410 Shut the fuck up. 113 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,190 All right man, let's get out of here. 114 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,690 I gotta show you something. 115 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:14,870 {\c&H00FFFF&}Provided by explosiveskull{\c} https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver 116 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,670 Right, here we are. 117 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,210 Holy shit, this is your house. 118 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,680 Oh no, no, no, man, 119 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,980 this is the Share Pad we're staying at for the night. 120 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,010 - A what? - Share Pad. 121 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:37,180 Right, Share Pad wasn't really a thing 122 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,020 when we were in college. 123 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,290 Okay wait, I'm confused, 124 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:41,820 if this isn't your house then why are we here? 125 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,820 Okay, so we rented this house to stay at for the tonight. 126 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,290 - Who's we? - Kate and I. 127 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,830 We rented it from, what's his name? 128 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:51,800 It's Dylan Baker. 129 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:56,400 - What? - The house is Dylan Baker's. 130 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,300 No, who the fuck is Dylan Baker? 131 00:07:58,310 --> 00:07:59,870 Did you say that was coming here today? 132 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,240 - Yeah. - Shit. 133 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,580 Okay, okay, okay, now look, 134 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,910 let's rewind a bit. 135 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:07,180 Okay look, first off, a Share Pad is like a hotel 136 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:09,650 but you can stay at random people's houses. 137 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:10,980 That sounds like a terrible idea. 138 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,050 But actually it's a million dollar idea. 139 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:15,920 And also Kate and I, we were planning 140 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,190 to throw you a little surprise party 141 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:20,390 for your getting out of prison. 142 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:21,490 A surprise party? 143 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,730 It was most of her idea not mine. 144 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,100 Also she invited Alison and Pete. 145 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,770 - What? - Yeah. 146 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:31,170 No, no man, I'm not ready to see them yet. 147 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:35,570 I mean, okay look Allison's one thing but Pete? 148 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:36,410 Okay, I know man. 149 00:08:36,410 --> 00:08:37,740 I know, I know. 150 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,510 Look, it may seem like it could be a lot all right 151 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:42,720 but let's just try, it could be fun. 152 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:46,090 Can we just go back to your house, get a case of beer 153 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,850 and just drink till we pass out or something? 154 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,590 - I'm serious. - I know you are all right, 155 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:55,960 but we can do the same thing here. 156 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,300 Okay come on, come on, 157 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,200 let's at least just take a look inside, all right? 158 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,700 Maybe it'll change your mind? 159 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,570 - Fine. - Fine, yeah? 160 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:07,640 But only because this burger's going right through me. 161 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,210 Hey, whatever it takes to get you in the house my man. 162 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:14,550 We got a lot of toilet paper inside too big dog. 163 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,920 Come on, it's gonna be good. 164 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:25,720 So what do you think? 165 00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:26,560 Yeah, it's a nice. 166 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,060 Where's the bathroom. 167 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,930 Oh, it's straight here to the left. 168 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:02,930 It's one night. 169 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,330 I get to see Kate. 170 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,480 All right, I'm in. 171 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,350 Good, cause the turkey's already in defrosted. 172 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,020 I can see that. 173 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,520 You're really going all out for this, huh? 174 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,220 Oh, not just me, everyone's bringing a dish for tonight. 175 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,130 Of course they are. 176 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,900 Okay dude, you got to be the first person 177 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,130 who has ever complained 178 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,870 about their getting out of prison party. 179 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,570 That's because getting out of prison parties 180 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:42,870 aren't really a thing. 181 00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:43,900 Oh, they're not a thing? 182 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,500 No. 183 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:47,740 You don't think rappers turn up when they get out of jail? 184 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,340 You don't think those big wig millionaires 185 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:51,240 that get busted for embezzlement don't know 186 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,250 how to throw a little soiree with hookers and strippers? 187 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:57,850 I'll call you some hookers if you want, 188 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,250 I got one on speed dial right now. 189 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:00,850 Jay, I went to jail 190 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,590 for the possession and distribution of marijuana. 191 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:05,590 I really don't think that warrants a party. 192 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:06,730 Yeah, it does dude. 193 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:08,090 It definitely warrants a party. 194 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,530 Peter went to the drunk tank for 20 hours in college 195 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:12,730 and we threw him a rager. 196 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,200 You definitely deserve one man. 197 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:19,040 Fine, you made your point, we'll throw the party. 198 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:24,780 I'm just really tired man. 199 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:29,210 All right okay look, take a nap. 200 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,520 Where? 201 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,920 Anywhere man, pick a room. 202 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,050 I can just pick a room? 203 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,420 It doesn't matter? 204 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:38,090 I don't think you really get the concept of this. 205 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:42,290 We own the house tonight. 206 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:42,930 We can do whatever we want. 207 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:49,600 Fine, then I pick the master bedroom. 208 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,140 All right then Mr. Grumpy. 209 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,140 Don't call me Mr. Grumpy. 210 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:55,310 Okay, Mr Happy-ish. 211 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,140 Thin ice. 212 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,240 How thin is it? 213 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,780 Can I skate on it or will I fall through? 214 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:01,280 You say the dumbest shit sometimes. 215 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,790 Here we are. 216 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,060 There are towels in the bathroom and I'll be downstairs 217 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,630 in the kitchen if you need me. 218 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:20,930 Yeah, thanks. 219 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,900 Get some rest man. 220 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:28,590 Hey Jay, do you have any clothes I can borrow man? 221 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,450 Tyler? 222 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:32,990 Kate. 223 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,260 Well, don't just stand there, give me a hug. 224 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,270 I should probably put on some clothes first. 225 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,200 I think it's fine, I've seen you naked. 226 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,280 It's so good to see you. 227 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,210 It's good to see you too. 228 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:56,880 I missed you. 229 00:15:58,450 --> 00:15:59,350 Same. 230 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,230 So, how does it feel? 231 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:14,370 Yeah I mean, it's kind of weird but I mean it's good. 232 00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:17,470 I just don't think it's really sunk in yet though 233 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,500 if that makes sense. 234 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,240 Yeah no, it totally makes sense. 235 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,640 I get it. 236 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,580 Yeah, 'cause you spent six years in prison, right? 237 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,350 Oh, I'm sorry. 238 00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:27,480 I didn't mean it like that. 239 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,880 No, no, I know. 240 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,150 So, how have you been? 241 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,220 I've been good. 242 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,660 I got promoted at my job. 243 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:44,000 I didn't get a raise but I have an office now. 244 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,860 Well congrats on the office 245 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,530 and I'm sorry to hear about the raise. 246 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,540 Thanks, it's whatever you know. 247 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,570 I knew I wasn't going to get one anyway. 248 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:55,170 Let's see, what else? 249 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:59,010 I started teaching a yoga class. 250 00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,050 Yoga? 251 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,450 Oh you mean 252 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,880 that dumb stretching shit you made me do in college. 253 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,750 Yes, and it's not dumb. 254 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,920 It's actually quite popular now. 255 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,420 So wait, people pay you to help them stretch. 256 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,060 Well, it's more than just stretching. 257 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,790 I mean, it can be very therapeutic. 258 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,790 It really helped me a lot. 259 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:20,700 Well, I don't know back in college it was pretty boring. 260 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,770 Well maybe, if I was teaching it to you 261 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,070 it wouldn't be as boring. 262 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:33,610 Yeah it maybe. 263 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,980 No, it would still be boring. 264 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,720 Finally, where was it? 265 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,220 In one of the bedroom closets 266 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,550 Like, Why? 267 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,390 Like this Dylan Baker guy is weird. 268 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:47,260 Yeah, seriously I mean, look at this potato peeler. 269 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:50,100 See, this is why men are stupid. 270 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,630 This guy owns a million dollar house 271 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,230 and he can't spend more than a dollar 272 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,170 on a kitchen appliance. 273 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:55,630 Oh boy, here we go. 274 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,640 Okay, all I'm saying is that men are dumb sometimes. 275 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,470 Well, most of the time. 276 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,510 No, no, no, no, no, 277 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,810 look, it's not about men or women. 278 00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:08,480 They're just stupid people and then they're smart people. 279 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,150 Oh, so your one of the smart ones. 280 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,950 I'm sorry, I couldn't tell. 281 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,750 It takes one to know one, I suppose. 282 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,090 Oh, shut up. 283 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,960 I hate to bring up this riveting conversation 284 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,330 but Jay, do you have any clothes I can borrow? 285 00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,700 Yeah, I didn't know you learned the whole air-dry thing 286 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,670 in prison, I was trying to make you feel comfortable 287 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:30,970 but sure I have it a ton of extra clothes. 288 00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,140 You know I'm always fresh with it. 289 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,010 You want the Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? 290 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,110 We get it, you got a clothing line. 291 00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:35,970 Can I have some yes? 292 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:38,340 Yes, follow me young player. 293 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:48,990 Alright, here it is. 294 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,320 You're a medium, right? 295 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,620 Yeah. 296 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:54,330 Okay, here you go. 297 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,800 And here's some joggers. 298 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,170 Whoa, come on brother, come on now. 299 00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,170 You don't gotta change right in front of me, 300 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,040 you could wait til I get out. 301 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,510 Dude, grow the fuck up, man. 302 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:12,640 Hey, can I ask you something? 303 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:13,510 What? 304 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,480 Kate, what's with the ring? 305 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,250 When did that happen? 306 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,890 Oh yeah, I don't know. 307 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,220 Maybe like a month ago. 308 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:27,530 A month ago? 309 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:28,430 Man, how do you not know? 310 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,430 I know that it happened fairly recently. 311 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:33,330 I mean, he didn't make it like a big announcement 312 00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,900 on social media or anything. 313 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:40,070 My bad man, I didn't know that it'd bother you. 314 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,070 Well, she's my ex girlfriend. 315 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:41,940 Why wouldn't bother me? 316 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,340 I mean, it was six years ago 317 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,910 and she's been dating that douche bag Zach 318 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,110 for two years now. 319 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,250 I mean, it was bound to happen eventually. 320 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,180 Well, if he's such a douche bag bag, 321 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,380 why is she marrying him? 322 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,550 Hey, I don't know. 323 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:56,790 I tried telling her but I don't know man, 324 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:59,120 we're just getting to that age where when you ask somebody 325 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,530 to be your girlfriend or boyfriend 326 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,060 it's like a marriage proposal. 327 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,230 Maybe that's why I'm still single. 328 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:11,100 Anyway dude, look, don't get hung up on Kate all right?. 329 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,540 I know you loved her 330 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,540 but you also haven't seen another woman in six years 331 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,810 so you're probably just horny. 332 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,980 Yeah, probably. 333 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,620 All right, I'm gonna head downstairs 334 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,950 and tomorrow night we gonna break that dry spell. 335 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,150 Sounds good man. 336 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,590 Unless you've been getting laid in prison. 337 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,720 All right, get out. 338 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,320 So, what'd you guys bring? 339 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,820 I made buffalo chicken 340 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,690 and Michelle made beets. 341 00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,530 That sound great together. 342 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,160 Thank you Michelle 343 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,860 How was traffic? 344 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,470 Not bad actually. 345 00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,530 Yeah, we got here in pretty... 346 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,770 - Tyler! - Hey Pete. 347 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:20,370 Dude, oh man it's so good to see you. 348 00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:21,640 Yeah, it's good to see you too man. 349 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,680 Man look at you, like no scars, no tattoos? 350 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,140 You made it out pretty good. 351 00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:29,350 Oh, this is my girlfriend Michelle. 352 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,480 - Tyler, Nice to meet you. - Michelle. 353 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,190 Sorry, it's just I didn't expect you to be Tyler. 354 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,220 I'm sorry? 355 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,230 It's just, you don't look like someone 356 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,660 that just got out of prison. 357 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:47,800 Oh okay, thank you I guess. 358 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,040 Justin got any beer? 359 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,000 Yes sir. 360 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,670 Tyler you want one? 361 00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:54,510 Why not? 362 00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:56,040 It's been a while. 363 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,910 Hey that's right, I didn't really think about that man. 364 00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:01,350 You haven't had a beer in six years? 365 00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:02,510 Yeah. 366 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,980 All right, that's worth cheerzing for. 367 00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,020 Oh wait, hang on, 368 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,520 let me get a picture of you guys. 369 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,020 - Okay. - All right, Justin move it. 370 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,760 Okay, there we go. 371 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:22,270 Oh Michelle, can you move a little? 372 00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:24,270 I just wanna get a picture of the three of them. 373 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,740 It'll be just one second. 374 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,440 All right, let's do the first one just smiling. 375 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,780 All right, now hold your beers up and cheers. 376 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,350 - Cheers. - Cheers. 377 00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:42,250 Yeah, that's perfect! 378 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,060 Oh hey, let's do a boomerang. 379 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,530 Oh, absolutely fucking not I don't want that. 380 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:51,560 Let me see what it looks like? 381 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,100 It better be in portrait mode. 382 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,100 Hey guys, are we gonna do the cheers or? 383 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,140 Oh shit of course, sorry. 384 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,040 Yeah my bad. 385 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,480 What should we cheers to? 386 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,380 Freedom? 387 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,650 I was gonna say to friends. 388 00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:08,610 Friends and freedom. 389 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,950 Good enough for me. 390 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,250 - Cheers. - Cheers boys. 391 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,420 Just like old times. 392 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,130 Man, find you someone 393 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:23,560 that looks at you the way Tyler looks at beer. 394 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,430 Seriously #RelationshipGoals. 395 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,300 You know, you guys should just go catch up 396 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:34,570 in the living room. 397 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,440 Michelle and I will keep an eye on the turkey. 398 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,110 Yeah, you sure? 399 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:42,080 We got like 20 more minutes on the turkey 400 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,150 so just take it out pretty soon, okay? 401 00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:45,180 Don't screw it up. 402 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,850 Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. 403 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:47,990 We got it, okay. 404 00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:49,920 You guys just go have fun. 405 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,620 We got this right? 406 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,990 Yeah, Kate's right. 407 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:55,160 You should go catch up. 408 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,030 Thanks babe. 409 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,660 Kate, will you just put buffalo dip in the fridge 410 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,330 so it doesn't get all room temperatury? 411 00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:02,330 Yeah, I'll just heat it up before dinner. 412 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,800 Sound good? 413 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,800 Sounds good to me. 414 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:05,640 Alright, let's go. 415 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,540 Babe, Kisses? 416 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,680 I love you. 417 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,520 Love you too. 418 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:21,550 What? 419 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,850 That's the living room? 420 00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:25,720 So you want something to drink? 421 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:26,620 We got wine. 422 00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:29,190 Yeah, I could use a glass. 423 00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:33,200 Oh hey dude here, 424 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,970 you need some chapstick 'cause your lips look a little dry 425 00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:36,970 from the kisses. 426 00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:38,070 Okay very funny, very funny. 427 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:39,170 Here, hold that, I'll be right back. 428 00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,170 I just gotta grab something real quick. 429 00:24:55,090 --> 00:24:58,220 So, how's it feel to be out? 430 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,890 It's gotta be pretty good right? 431 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,030 Yeah, it's good. 432 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,230 It's a little weird too. 433 00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:10,600 Weird, like how? 434 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,710 Weird in the sense that I'm not there anymore. 435 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,510 I was in that cell for so long, 436 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,780 I just don't think it's really sunk in yet 437 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:25,180 that I'm out for good. 438 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,690 Yeah, I guess that could be kind of weird. 439 00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:43,540 So have thought about like what you wanna do for work? 440 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,270 I'm gonna freelance for a little bit. 441 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,370 I think it's gonna be pretty hard for me 442 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,310 to get a traditional nine to five given the felony charge, 443 00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:54,750 but I got a plan. 444 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,220 Look at what I got. 445 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,820 No, no, no there's no way. 446 00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,450 Yes way, yes way man. 447 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,420 I had to for this special occasion. 448 00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:06,260 Man, I haven't had this stuff since college. 449 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:07,430 I know right? 450 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:09,160 That used to get us in a lot of trouble 451 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:12,000 but I'm gonna have to pass man. 452 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,670 What pass? 453 00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:15,130 You just got out of jail man, 454 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,940 we should be drinking like prohibition just got lifted. 455 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:19,440 Seriously Tyler, I've been waiting six years 456 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,910 to party with you. 457 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:24,610 Michelle is my DD for the night, I can actually drink. 458 00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:27,310 I haven't drank in six years. 459 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:30,580 I mean, my tolerance is nonexistent. 460 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:33,520 Ooh, well it looks like you only need one shot then huh? 461 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:36,750 Come on, come on, one shot. 462 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,360 Okay, only one. 463 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,760 One swig? 464 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,830 You used to drink a whole bottle 465 00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:42,490 of that stuff before we'd go out. 466 00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:49,700 - There it is. - I don't know 467 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:50,540 how I used to drink that. 468 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:51,540 It burns good. 469 00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,170 So, Michelle seems nice. 470 00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:58,940 - She is. - She isn't. 471 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,510 Dude, she's not that bad come on. 472 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,180 Maybe not to you, but you would know best given 473 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:09,350 that you spend every waking moment with her. 474 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,190 Yeah, because I live with her. 475 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,730 Besides, what do you know about relationships? 476 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,990 When was the last time you were in one? 477 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,860 I know that you're in too deep that's what I know. 478 00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:22,700 Dude, don't laugh at him, he's not funny okay. 479 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,370 It's pretty fucking funny from over here, kissy kisses. 480 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:29,410 Pete, if she was able to tame you, 481 00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:30,540 she must be special. 482 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:32,980 Exactly, she is. 483 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,150 I think? 484 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,720 I mean she's cool, right? 485 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,090 She's smart, she's hot. 486 00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:43,550 Manipulative. 487 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,190 She's the reason I got my job. 488 00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:46,990 Well, how'd you do that? 489 00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:48,360 Yeah, how'd you do that? 490 00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:52,330 Her dad's my boss. 491 00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:54,730 You slept with the boss's daughter. 492 00:27:54,730 --> 00:27:55,870 He wasn't my boss at the time. 493 00:27:55,870 --> 00:27:56,900 It wasn't like that. 494 00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:57,940 I don't understand. 495 00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:58,770 What does that mean? 496 00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:00,100 It's a whole thing. 497 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:01,210 Okay, I think you just gonna have 498 00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:03,710 to tell him the story Pete, come on man. 499 00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:04,880 I really don't want to. 500 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,280 You always make me tell it. 501 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,050 Come on man, tell the story. 502 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,580 You tell it way better than I do. 503 00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,050 I mean you lived it. 504 00:28:11,050 --> 00:28:11,920 Look, you don't have to if you don't want to alright. 505 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,380 No, no, no, he has to tell it. 506 00:28:13,390 --> 00:28:15,550 It is fucking hilarious, I die every time he tells it. 507 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,420 Come on man please. 508 00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:17,420 Why don't you tell it Justin? 509 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:18,360 Can you tell it please, please? 510 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,220 Can you tell it Justin? 511 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,430 No, because I can't tell it. 512 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,030 Okay, okay, give me this bottle Jesus Christ. 513 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:24,560 - Go ahead. - Give me a second. 514 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,930 Get this away from me. 515 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,210 So, it all started 19 months ago. 516 00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:35,740 You know how I know that? 517 00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:36,910 Because Michelle likes 518 00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:40,080 to celebrate our anniversary every month. 519 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,950 She's cray cray. 520 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,220 Anyways, so one day I go to the bank to get my taxes done 521 00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,590 and place is about to close, 522 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:49,950 but the receptionist tells me one 523 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,060 of the accountants can squeeze me in. 524 00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:55,130 So he walks me down the hall to Michelle's office 525 00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:01,570 and there she was putting on this tight dress 526 00:29:01,570 --> 00:29:03,500 and these cute glasses. 527 00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,100 I mean totally not what you'd expect an account 528 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:07,140 to look like, right? 529 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,310 So we started going through my taxes 530 00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:12,480 and she is writing everything off. 531 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,610 I mean, I'm making a killing. 532 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:16,010 All the while, 533 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,950 she's asking me all these really personal questions, 534 00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:19,150 flirting with me, right. 535 00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:20,820 Like, am I dependent? 536 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,120 Or am I single? 537 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,790 Don't they have to ask you if you're single, 538 00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:26,290 when they're filing your taxes? 539 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,090 Well yeah, technically 540 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,500 but it was more like the way she was saying it. 541 00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:36,870 So we get through with my taxes and she asked 542 00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:39,440 if I wanna go get some drinks? 543 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,940 Now, I was going through a bit of a dry spell 544 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:45,540 and she was super hot so of course I said yes. 545 00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,780 Next thing you know, 546 00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,350 we're at this little Mexican joint near house 547 00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:51,820 and we are throwing back margaritas and tequila shots. 548 00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:52,950 I mean, we were both hammered 549 00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:55,120 before the appetizers even got there. 550 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,620 There's no way I'm gonna drive home. 551 00:29:57,620 --> 00:30:00,360 So, she invited me back to her place 552 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,730 which we went to, which was amazing. 553 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:06,130 I mean this girl lives in a two bedroom penthouse, 554 00:30:06,130 --> 00:30:08,830 completely decked out all by herself, two bedrooms. 555 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,570 Yeah, yeah, tell him what the second bedroom is for. 556 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:14,310 Alright, so we have a couple more drinks, 557 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:15,870 start making out on the couch. 558 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,640 And then she asked me to go to her bedroom. 559 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:22,010 The only thing is we don't go to her room. 560 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,680 We go to the other room, the second room. 561 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,720 She opens the door and there are whips, 562 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,420 chains, bonded stuff and like a sex swing hanging 563 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,890 from the ceiling. 564 00:30:33,890 --> 00:30:35,360 I mean, she had everything, 565 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,930 every toy you can imagine except for like a sex doll. 566 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:39,760 He was the sex that she needed. 567 00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:43,530 Pete, that doesn't sound so bad man. 568 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:45,000 Not at all. 569 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,540 I mean, we start going at it and we're at it for hours. 570 00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:52,240 She's tying me down, I'm tying her down, 571 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,850 our bodies are contorting. 572 00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:55,910 It was exhausting. 573 00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:58,880 She starfish'd you bro. 574 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,520 - No she did not - Yes she did! 575 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,050 I Starfish'd her too if anything. 576 00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:03,890 But you didn't. 577 00:31:03,890 --> 00:31:05,020 Dude she starfish'd you! 578 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,220 It was mutual. 579 00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:07,430 You can't do no double starfish. 580 00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:08,790 It was a mutual double starfish situation. 581 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,860 What's a starfish? 582 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,560 So, it's basically when two people 583 00:31:13,570 --> 00:31:15,470 they have wow sex right? 584 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:18,300 But usually one person is more experienced than the other, 585 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:19,140 in this case. 586 00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:21,140 And then someone is done, 587 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,110 the other is just completely exhausted, 588 00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:27,080 passed out just lying on the floor like a starfish. 589 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,050 You ever seen a girl like this before? 590 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,220 - No. - You aint never seen it? 591 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,390 - One eye open like this? - No. 592 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:37,050 Don't worry, it'll happen to you man. 593 00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,720 Continue with the story bro. 594 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,620 What happened next? 595 00:31:39,630 --> 00:31:41,730 So, this goes on for weeks. 596 00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:45,060 I'm going to her place every other night. 597 00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:46,730 And then her parents got involved 598 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:49,430 and that's when things started spiraling out of control. 599 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,240 Parents, you are a savage. 600 00:31:54,170 --> 00:31:57,010 Dude, I didn't sleep with them, I met them. 601 00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:58,310 Oh I get that. 602 00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:01,910 They invited me to dinner. 603 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,680 We went to this super nice steak restaurant. 604 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,150 Then a few days later, my car breaks down. 605 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,320 Her dad meets me at the dealership 606 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,130 and drops eight G's on a down payment on a new car for me. 607 00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:17,700 Eight G's, and I barely even know the guy. 608 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:22,270 So, few months go by and my lease runs out. 609 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,470 I didn't have anywhere to go 610 00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:25,640 and Michelle was all, 611 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,510 "You can stay with me, I have the room." 612 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,710 And then her dad offers me a job. 613 00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:34,810 What was I gonna do? 614 00:32:34,810 --> 00:32:36,150 Tell him no? 615 00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:37,520 I mean, I'm living with his daughter 616 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,980 and he just bought me a car. 617 00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:43,020 So, now I'm trapped. 618 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,890 Well, not trapped. 619 00:32:47,890 --> 00:32:49,490 I mean I still love Michelle and everything. 620 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,200 It's just complicated. 621 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,140 Well, do you like your job at least? 622 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:06,180 Not really, but I am making 85K a year so there's that. 623 00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:09,750 So, let me just to recap the whole thing 624 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:12,750 Basically Michelle's dad bought you for 85K a year 625 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,820 and Michelle turns you into her sex slave. 626 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:17,490 - #Hooker. - All right dude, chill okay. 627 00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:20,490 At least I'm getting laid on the reg unlike you. 628 00:33:20,490 --> 00:33:22,030 Oh Okay, wow dude. 629 00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:24,760 Congratulations, you get to have sex with your girlfriend 630 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,760 that is awesome. 631 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,860 It is awesome. 632 00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:28,370 Yeah, it is sick. 633 00:33:28,370 --> 00:33:29,230 Hello? 634 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,900 Yeah, yeah okay, I'll help you. 635 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,940 Alright, one second, bye. 636 00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:34,710 That's Alison, she's outside. 637 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:35,870 I'll be right back. 638 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,840 Sorry you couldn't keep talking to us. 639 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,720 Sorry about that man. 640 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,420 He always makes me tell that stupid story. 641 00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:49,450 Today should be about you. 642 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,290 No, it's okay man. 643 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:53,260 I just wanna hear what you guys have been up to. 644 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,760 I'm sure it's a lot more interesting than prison. 645 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,130 Oh, hold that thought. 646 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,100 Sorry I have to take this. 647 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,530 Hi, this is Peter. 648 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:06,140 Yeah, of course you know it's me, you called me. 649 00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,780 I thought that was gonna be due on Monday. 650 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,640 You mean her dad. 651 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:17,380 Oh yeah, Michelle and I are actually out 652 00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:18,720 to dinner with friends. 653 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,750 Is there any way I can put this off until tomorrow? 654 00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:26,820 Need any help? 655 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,800 Where's Peter? 656 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,830 He's still in the living room. 657 00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:33,330 I think he's talking to your dad. 658 00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:34,500 Oh, my God. 659 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,680 Oh, poor Peter always getting whipped around. 660 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,410 Yeah he seems pretty tied down. 661 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,080 Oh, so you heard about the starfish story? 662 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,520 Oh yeah. 663 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,690 Oh my God, Tyler. 664 00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:03,790 Oh my God, it's so good to see you. 665 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,660 I'm so glad you came. 666 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:05,960 Are you kidding me? 667 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,700 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 668 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:11,670 Sweet potato's coming in hot. 669 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,310 I'm sorry Justin. 670 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:18,440 Yeah, it's fine. 671 00:35:19,210 --> 00:35:20,950 Thank you for bringing it. 672 00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:22,550 Mommy who's that? 673 00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:26,950 - Ally, is this? - My Selena, yup. 674 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,520 Okay, the turkey. 675 00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:35,360 Relax, I turned off the oven. 676 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:38,060 Thank you Black Jesus. 677 00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:41,170 Selena, this is who mommy was telling you about. 678 00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:42,330 This is Tyler. 679 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,340 Hi Selena, it's really nice to meet you. 680 00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:48,910 He doesn't look like the people in prison on TV. 681 00:35:50,110 --> 00:35:55,180 Selena, that is not a nice thing to say, apologize. 682 00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,880 No, no, no, it's all good. 683 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:00,990 I'm sorry Tyler. 684 00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:02,220 I forgive you. 685 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:03,750 I'm glad you came to my party. 686 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,730 I swear, they taste better than they look. 687 00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:12,260 I'm sure they're as sweet as you are. 688 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:16,770 Haha, but in my defense I wasn't a bit of a rush today 689 00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:20,400 between cooking for this, Selena's dance practice, 690 00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,710 my OBGYN appointment. 691 00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:26,180 It has been quite the day and I need a drink. 692 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:28,450 Bottle opener? 693 00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:30,950 Please, you know I never leave home without one. 694 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,920 Okay, all we need is Zachary. 695 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,190 What about Peter and the wench? 696 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:40,090 - Allison! - They are right here. 697 00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:41,290 Oh whatever. 698 00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:46,730 Okay, I guess I'll go ahead and set the table real quick. 699 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:47,930 You wanna give me a hand bro? 700 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,270 Yeah, sure. 701 00:36:57,210 --> 00:37:01,980 Tyler is kinda little leaner now, looking like a snack. 702 00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,720 Yeah, he definitely got in better shape. 703 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,550 Maybe you can date him mommy? 704 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,620 Mommy might have to sweetie. 705 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,760 Mommy might have to. 706 00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:23,900 Allison man, holy shit. 707 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,970 I know right? 708 00:37:24,970 --> 00:37:27,300 She became a mom and got hotter. 709 00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:28,310 Not like Hillary Duff. 710 00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:29,970 No, not that man, her daughter. 711 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:32,410 What is she like five or six? 712 00:37:32,410 --> 00:37:34,750 Well, she had Selena in college. 713 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,510 What, you expected her to never grow up? 714 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,320 No, I know that but it's just of kind of crazy 715 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,450 to think that one of us has a kid. 716 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,020 I mean a baby is one thing 717 00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:46,620 but Selena's is like a full on person. 718 00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:50,330 I mean good for Allison. 719 00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:54,370 But, I don't know, I guess I missed a lot man. 720 00:37:57,770 --> 00:38:00,200 - I'm sorry man. - For what? 721 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:04,040 This, everybody coming over here, there's the Share Pad. 722 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:04,940 It's a lot. 723 00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:10,650 Look, Pete only visited me once in prison. 724 00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:13,380 Yeah, maybe he felt guilty or something. 725 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:15,850 And Alison visited me twice 726 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,660 and Kate stopped when she was dating Zach. 727 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,820 But you know, it's just, 728 00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:21,290 they're acting like nothing ever happened. 729 00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:28,300 Got it. 730 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:30,470 I just don't understand. 731 00:38:30,470 --> 00:38:32,000 What were they thinking? 732 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,210 We'll throw Tyler this big party and he'll just forget 733 00:38:35,210 --> 00:38:38,240 that we neglected him for six fucking years. 734 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,340 It was originally supposed to just be me and Kate tonight 735 00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:43,080 but yeah, she wanted to surprise you 736 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,380 and do something special. 737 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,990 - Really? - Yeah. 738 00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:51,820 So she should get someone to blame too, not just me. 739 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,160 I don't blame you guys man. 740 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,830 You have good intentions. 741 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:00,000 No it's one night, I'll survive. 742 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,200 You sure? 743 00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:13,240 All you can do is try. 744 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,280 We will, I just wanna keep it between us right now. 745 00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:23,050 But we gotta tell someone eventually. 746 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,360 Okay, just not tonight. 747 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,520 How about the end of the month deal? 748 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,290 Deal. 749 00:39:40,410 --> 00:39:41,270 The table's set. 750 00:39:41,270 --> 00:39:42,240 Jesus, Justin. 751 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:45,780 Oh, here we go. 752 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:47,540 This must be the man of the hour? 753 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,710 I guess so. 754 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,780 And you must be Zack. 755 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,950 I prefer Zachary, but yes. 756 00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:53,920 Nice to meet you man. 757 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,250 Wow, that's quite a grip. 758 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,420 You've been working out at the school yard, damn? 759 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:02,890 No, there was no school yard or anything like that. 760 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,400 Just push ups and prison food I guess. 761 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,060 Well keep it up man. 762 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,270 You're doing great. 763 00:40:08,270 --> 00:40:09,630 Me, I just worked out three times a week, 764 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,970 but I went vegan. 765 00:40:11,970 --> 00:40:13,640 It's been working wonders for me. 766 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,470 Nice, yeah I'll have to try that sometime. 767 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,810 Tyler, you just ate two double cheeseburgers for lunch. 768 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:23,350 It might be a little tough to go vegan my man. 769 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:26,780 Well, it's not for everyone. 770 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,350 Two, good Lord Ty? 771 00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:29,250 It was my first meal after prison. 772 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,520 Can you cut me some slack? 773 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,620 Okay, so does anyone want refills? 774 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:33,490 Another brew? 775 00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:37,030 Oh Zachary, you got another batch of homemade? 776 00:40:37,030 --> 00:40:38,300 Oh, I sure do. 777 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,860 This is a new lager I've been working on, 778 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,270 haven't quite figured out a name for it, 779 00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:42,300 but you wanna try one? 780 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,970 - Yeah, sure. - All right. 781 00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:45,470 Tyler, how about you brother? 782 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,600 I'm alright. 783 00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:49,140 Oh, come on you gotta try one. 784 00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:52,940 No, I think I'm gonna stick to the light beer. 785 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,310 Well it's a lager, it can't get much lighter than this. 786 00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:56,810 Just have a sip. 787 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,650 Come on man. 788 00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:58,720 Just try it. 789 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,620 He won't stop bugging you til you do. 790 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,850 Well, I will if you will? 791 00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:04,490 No, I don't really like beer. 792 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,720 Since when? 793 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,890 We used to drink them all the time in college. 794 00:41:08,890 --> 00:41:11,300 Yeah, because that's all we could afford. 795 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,660 I've never actually really liked the taste. 796 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:15,570 You know I have been trying to put her on beer 797 00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:18,500 for two years now but every time I pick up a new brew, 798 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,870 she just shoots it down. 799 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,810 It would be waste on her. 800 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,210 So, how does this new batch compare 801 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:29,310 to the ones you brought 802 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,350 to Michelle's beach house last summer? 803 00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:34,750 No comparison whatsoever, worlds better. 804 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,920 All right, cheers. 805 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,890 Cheers. 806 00:41:38,890 --> 00:41:40,190 To getting out of jail. 807 00:41:43,930 --> 00:41:46,060 To getting out of jail. 808 00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,510 Okay, yeah, it's pretty good man. 809 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:03,250 Yeah, jail break. 810 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,420 Excuse me? 811 00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:09,390 It's the name of the beer, a jailbreak lager. 812 00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:10,690 It's a great name for it. 813 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:14,220 What? 814 00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:16,130 You know what. 815 00:42:16,130 --> 00:42:17,390 No I don't. 816 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,200 The name bro, it's just a little insensitive. 817 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,070 Oh, come on. 818 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,240 Tyler I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 819 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,440 No it's cool man, don't worry about it. 820 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,270 Okay but I don't wanna hurt your feelings. 821 00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:30,310 No I know you didn't, it's fine. 822 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,880 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 823 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,980 What? 824 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:43,120 Go apologize and actually mean it. 825 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,090 - Okay fine, fine. - Go. 826 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,630 Are you sure you guys don't need any help? 827 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:53,600 We'll be fine, we got it. 828 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,330 I could peel some more potatoes. 829 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,670 I already peeled them all. 830 00:42:57,670 --> 00:42:58,770 I can help set the table. 831 00:42:58,770 --> 00:43:00,340 I already told you we set it. 832 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,340 All right, fine. 833 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,990 So you really gonna marry that? 834 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,170 He's a tool. 835 00:43:40,780 --> 00:43:41,880 You can get her back. 836 00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:51,890 Whoa, sorry I didn't know anyone was waiting.. 837 00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:55,290 I wasn't, I want to apologize for what I said 838 00:43:55,290 --> 00:43:56,160 in the kitchen. 839 00:43:57,230 --> 00:43:59,130 It's all good, don't worry about it. 840 00:43:59,130 --> 00:44:04,130 I know, but I feel bad and I'd hate for us to start off 841 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,400 on the wrong foot. 842 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,640 I wanna apologize. 843 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,170 Well, you already apologized and it's okay. 844 00:44:12,010 --> 00:44:14,880 Just come on outside with me real quick, right? 845 00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:17,050 It will just take a second. 846 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:21,250 - All right, sure. - Great, come on. 847 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:39,840 It's so beautiful out. 848 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,210 Is that weed? 849 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,410 It sure is. 850 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,880 You know they made marijuana recreational 851 00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:57,120 when you were in jail which in essence decriminalized it. 852 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,760 It sucks they didn't do that before you got busted. 853 00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:05,730 Yeah. 854 00:45:09,230 --> 00:45:09,800 You want some? 855 00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:15,640 No, no I'm good thank you. 856 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,310 Let me know if you change your mind. 857 00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,490 So, how's it feel man? 858 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,790 How's what feel? 859 00:45:32,190 --> 00:45:33,460 Getting out of prison? 860 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,590 You know 'cause Kate told me 861 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,960 that you took the fall for all those guys. 862 00:45:40,830 --> 00:45:42,100 So, let me get this straight? 863 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:45,170 You stockpile 20 pounds of weed for that party? 864 00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,000 Yeah, about that. 865 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,610 What the idea was to take the weed, 866 00:45:50,610 --> 00:45:52,280 put in some barrels and then we were going to just- 867 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,780 - And hotbox the whole house. 868 00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:56,010 Dude, that's so cool. 869 00:45:58,020 --> 00:45:59,320 Sucks you got busted. 870 00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:04,960 Yeah, it really sucked. 871 00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:12,500 But you know, it could happen anyone. 872 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,930 It was an accident. 873 00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:16,370 But it happened to you, of course. 874 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,110 Freaking Peter man, 875 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:25,680 making you take the fall for all of this. 876 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,450 Can't believe you're still friends with the guy. 877 00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:29,880 Wasn't it his idea in the first place 878 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,650 to get all the weed for the party? 879 00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:33,320 Yeah, it was. 880 00:46:35,890 --> 00:46:37,150 If he would've done that to me, 881 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,020 I'd never talked to that dude again. 882 00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:43,390 But you know, I guess you're a better man than I am. 883 00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,370 I'm a nice guy, what can I say? 884 00:46:49,270 --> 00:46:51,540 That's the understatement of the century my guy. 885 00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:58,240 Listen man, I just don't want things 886 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,480 to be weird between us. 887 00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:03,510 Why would things be weird? 888 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,380 I just met you. 889 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:10,150 Because of Kate, you guys used to date, 890 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,190 she's my girlfriend. 891 00:47:14,830 --> 00:47:17,160 Well you mean fiance though? 892 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,230 She told you? 893 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,070 No, she didn't tell me anything. 894 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,430 I saw the ring. 895 00:47:27,710 --> 00:47:29,210 You saw the ring? 896 00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:30,410 It's pretty nice isn't it? 897 00:47:30,410 --> 00:47:32,210 Picked it out myself. 898 00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:33,410 Yeah, it's very nice. 899 00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:37,180 You see, she kind of wanted to keep it 900 00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:39,420 on the DL, this whole engagement. 901 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,550 Keep it our little secret. 902 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:42,690 Me on the other hand, 903 00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:44,090 I just wanna shout out this engagement 904 00:47:44,090 --> 00:47:45,060 on top of the mountain. 905 00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:47,060 Like yo, that's my wife! 906 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,730 I am hitting that man. 907 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,730 Relax man, lighten up. 908 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,730 Just joking I'm not that awful. 909 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,740 Zach, I just really care about Kate 910 00:48:07,210 --> 00:48:09,210 so I just wanna make sure that she's happy. 911 00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:15,230 Yeah, so do I. 912 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,250 Why do you think I'm marrying her, huh? 913 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,720 Yeah. 914 00:48:20,730 --> 00:48:22,730 You know what, that makes a lot of sense. 915 00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:29,770 Tyler I know I'm probably not your favorite person 916 00:48:29,770 --> 00:48:33,000 in the world, but I make Kate happy. 917 00:48:34,340 --> 00:48:36,910 And I know that may not make you happy 918 00:48:36,910 --> 00:48:39,110 but you're just gonna have to deal with it. 919 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,250 How about we go back inside and be social? 920 00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:52,160 It's a party isn't it? 921 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:54,620 Come on, let's go. 922 00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:15,880 Jesus Kate, you weigh like 90 pounds, 923 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,350 how do you take up so much space? 924 00:49:17,350 --> 00:49:19,880 I'm standing still, you're the one who keeps moving. 925 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,170 Oh, that look good don't it? 926 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,670 - Yeah. - Better than your turkey 927 00:49:38,670 --> 00:49:40,140 that you brought to school in the seventh grade 928 00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:41,570 and made everybody poo poo. 929 00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,070 Yeah, it don't even get close to this. 930 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,210 Mine is perfect that's why you on the potatoes, 931 00:49:45,210 --> 00:49:46,140 stick with them. 932 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,080 You sure you guys don't need any help it? 933 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,510 Oh yeah, we're fine. 934 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,320 Hey Zachary, you should go say hi to Alison and Peter 935 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,580 in the living room. 936 00:49:53,590 --> 00:49:55,420 Okay, all right. 937 00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,820 Hey Tyler, you wanna go? 938 00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:59,560 I don't wanna interrupt their magic in here. 939 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:03,590 Do I have to go with that guy 940 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200 because I really don't want to? 941 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,100 Yes and be nice. 942 00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:12,040 For you, I'll try. 943 00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:19,210 I may need a few more of these first though. 944 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,680 Jailbreak! 945 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,450 It was funny, jailbreak! 946 00:50:34,890 --> 00:50:36,430 Okay, okay my turn. 947 00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:44,970 Never have I ever had a threesome. 948 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,200 You better not have. 949 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,740 Foursome, but who's counting. 950 00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:51,110 Yeah not you. 951 00:50:51,110 --> 00:50:53,880 - Geez Allison. - And she wonders 952 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,150 why she's still single. 953 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,980 Oh whatever, none of you all know 954 00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:01,790 what it's like trying to date when you're a single mom. 955 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,220 I love my Selena to death 956 00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:09,090 but when guys hear you're a mom, 957 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,830 they just stop talking to me. 958 00:51:12,830 --> 00:51:16,930 Yeah, I'm a mom but I'm hotter now than I was in college. 959 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:19,970 This momma needs some loving. 960 00:51:20,910 --> 00:51:21,910 Oh, yes she does! 961 00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:27,180 Tyler, you haven't really seen me since college. 962 00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:29,080 Don't you think I got hotter? 963 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:29,950 Excuse me? 964 00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:31,580 Do I think you got hotter? 965 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,420 Would you bang me? 966 00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,650 Allison, we're friends. 967 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,320 Come on, would you bang me? 968 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:43,030 Ally, okay I guess I would. 969 00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:44,690 Yeah, there we go. 970 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:45,600 Thank you! 971 00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,500 God, it is like pulling teeth with you guys. 972 00:51:50,470 --> 00:51:53,540 I mean, for what it's worth Allison, I'd bang you. 973 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,440 I mean, if I was single, not now obviously. 974 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:02,650 Thank you Zachary. 975 00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:07,980 Oh whatever, it's not like you weren't hoeing 976 00:52:07,990 --> 00:52:09,020 around in college. 977 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,060 Excuse me, would you like to elaborate on that Peter? 978 00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:16,190 Yeah Peter, would you? 979 00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:18,730 I would but tonight is not about me. 980 00:52:18,730 --> 00:52:22,700 Tyler, why don't you tell us about prison man? 981 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,500 What was the craziest thing that happened to you? 982 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:29,410 Yeah, was there like some prison riots and stuff? 983 00:52:29,410 --> 00:52:32,080 No, no I was in a minimum security prison. 984 00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:34,040 Yeah, but it had to be cooler 985 00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:35,880 than anything we were doing out here. 986 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,350 I mean, did you ever like get in a lunch room brawl 987 00:52:38,350 --> 00:52:40,380 or like learn how to make a shiv or something? 988 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,550 Pete, it wasn't cool. 989 00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:43,550 It was prison. 990 00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:49,560 I did the same thing every day for six years, it sucked. 991 00:52:52,830 --> 00:52:54,100 And if it's all right, 992 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,900 I'd rather not talk about it right now. 993 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,700 Of course it is. 994 00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:03,770 Yeah, sorry man. 995 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:04,870 No, it's all right. 996 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,750 It's just a little fresh I guess. 997 00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:17,350 So Tyler, have you thought about what you might wanna do 998 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,220 for work here? 999 00:53:20,790 --> 00:53:23,460 I think I'm gonna start just doing some freelance work. 1000 00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:25,460 I think it's gonna be a little hard for a company to hire me 1001 00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,760 with a felony charge and also. 1002 00:53:27,770 --> 00:53:29,570 Tyler, what was your major? 1003 00:53:29,570 --> 00:53:31,370 Graphic design. 1004 00:53:31,370 --> 00:53:34,140 Well, I can ask my dad if he has any need for designers 1005 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,610 in his company. 1006 00:53:35,610 --> 00:53:36,770 I know you're a nice guy, 1007 00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:40,210 Peter told me everything that happened. 1008 00:53:40,210 --> 00:53:41,080 Did he now? 1009 00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:46,120 Yeah Michelle, I don't think that's such a good idea. 1010 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,320 I read the HR manual 1011 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,120 and your dad's company doesn't hire anyone 1012 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,990 with a felony charge. 1013 00:53:50,990 --> 00:53:53,590 You read the HR manual Peter? 1014 00:53:53,590 --> 00:53:54,590 Yeah, I did. 1015 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,430 Nerd! 1016 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:05,130 Well, at least I have an HR manual to read 1017 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:06,240 'cause I have a job. 1018 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,600 - Peter? - Oh well, 1019 00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:09,510 at least I didn't have to beg my girlfriend 1020 00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:12,980 for a job. 1021 00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:14,010 It's not begging, it's called networking you dick. 1022 00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:15,750 Oh really? 1023 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:19,320 Well, I didn't know that sleeping with your boss's daughter 1024 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,180 is called networking. 1025 00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:22,990 Well in that case, I guess me and Kate 1026 00:54:22,990 --> 00:54:24,790 and her father have to have a big conversation. 1027 00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:25,860 You know what? 1028 00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,590 You've been such a dick like all night 1029 00:54:27,590 --> 00:54:28,420 to like everybody. 1030 00:54:28,430 --> 00:54:29,290 You don't want this bro. 1031 00:54:29,290 --> 00:54:30,130 Why are you even here? 1032 00:54:30,130 --> 00:54:31,360 You do not want this, 1033 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,200 I take two classes of judo this month okay. 1034 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,830 - Okay, that's enough stop. - He started it! 1035 00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:36,830 - It doesn't matter. - And I would've finished 1036 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,830 it too bro, what's up? 1037 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,470 Dinner's ready! 1038 00:54:42,470 --> 00:54:43,610 A dinner bell? 1039 00:54:43,610 --> 00:54:45,040 Really Kate? 1040 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,540 Yeah, I saw it online and it was only seven bucks 1041 00:54:48,550 --> 00:54:50,050 so I had to. 1042 00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:51,610 All right, is everybody ready? 1043 00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:58,050 Yeah, I'm starving actually. 1044 00:54:58,060 --> 00:55:01,060 Oh Alison, is Selena gonna sit with us at the table 1045 00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:02,290 or hang out in here? 1046 00:55:02,290 --> 00:55:05,060 Oops, no she'll be fine with her shows. 1047 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:07,360 I'll fix her up a plate. 1048 00:55:08,270 --> 00:55:09,370 Okay, great. 1049 00:55:09,370 --> 00:55:11,000 All right, I hope everybody's hungry 1050 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,700 'cause we got a lot of food. 1051 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,400 All right, one beautiful bird coming in. 1052 00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:54,510 Peter, can you move the beets to make room? 1053 00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:08,390 Does anyone need anything else? 1054 00:56:09,330 --> 00:56:10,730 Another drink or? 1055 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,200 - Okay then. - Actually Jay, 1056 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,100 can I talk to you for a second? 1057 00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:20,470 Yeah, yeah, sure. 1058 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,310 - Just real quick? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1059 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,150 What's up? 1060 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,220 Zachary man. 1061 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:35,620 What about him? 1062 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:38,890 He sucks, dude. 1063 00:56:40,890 --> 00:56:41,960 Man, you should've heard the shit he was saying 1064 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:42,930 to me outside. 1065 00:56:42,930 --> 00:56:44,260 I know he sucks man 1066 00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:46,260 but do you think you might be overreacting a bit? 1067 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,400 You have been drinking. 1068 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,500 No I have, but I'm not overreacting. 1069 00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:54,440 Man, we can let Kate marry that man? 1070 00:56:56,910 --> 00:56:59,980 Look, I know you still have feelings for her. 1071 00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,780 No, it's not even like that man. 1072 00:57:03,210 --> 00:57:04,310 Okay, maybe there's a little bit 1073 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,580 but we can't let her go through with it. 1074 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,480 I mean, we have to say something. 1075 00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:09,990 I've tried man. 1076 00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:11,790 I've talked to her and him when they first started dating, 1077 00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,620 even with Peter and Michelle. 1078 00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:15,590 Don't even get me started with Peter man. 1079 00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:20,760 What happened with those two? 1080 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:26,270 I mean, people just grow up in a way 1081 00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:30,540 and they wanted to settle down, 1082 00:57:31,610 --> 00:57:33,280 it's just what people started doing. 1083 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,780 Why didn't you? 1084 00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:38,610 'Cause I like hoeing around. 1085 00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:41,880 It's fun. 1086 00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:45,890 Hey, tomorrow night me and you, 1087 00:57:45,890 --> 00:57:47,790 we're gonna go out and we're gonna find some girls 1088 00:57:47,790 --> 00:57:50,230 that haven't settled down if you know what I'm saying. 1089 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,830 You down for that? 1090 00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,730 Yeah. 1091 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,870 All right, good. 1092 00:58:00,870 --> 00:58:04,010 Now let's go eat some turkey, rip some shots, 1093 00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:06,010 have some fun all right. 1094 00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:07,840 Fuck what they all think down there. 1095 00:58:10,780 --> 00:58:12,250 - You're right. - All right? 1096 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,650 Let's do it, let's have fun. 1097 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,590 For the love of God Allison, just take the damn photo! 1098 00:58:19,590 --> 00:58:21,760 Shut up, I'm trying. 1099 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,330 - Smile - Wait I'm trying. 1100 00:58:24,530 --> 00:58:26,530 Thank you, it looks great. 1101 00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:34,500 Well, it's about time. 1102 00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:35,840 We've been waiting. 1103 00:58:36,810 --> 00:58:39,740 Okay, how about maybe thank you 1104 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:42,210 for making the turkey Justin? 1105 00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:44,950 - Thanks Justin. - Thank you Justin. 1106 00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:47,280 See, they are grateful now let's eat. 1107 00:58:50,990 --> 00:58:54,120 Hey Justin, I got to say this whole cooking the turkey, 1108 00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:56,060 organizing this whole dinner, 1109 00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:57,960 your clothing line, you are quite 1110 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,130 the renaissance man my friend, congratulations. 1111 00:59:02,230 --> 00:59:03,770 Please don't feed his ego. 1112 00:59:03,770 --> 00:59:05,740 Seriously, I don't think he can get any cockier. 1113 00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:07,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, cocky? 1114 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:08,370 No, I'm not cocky man. 1115 00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:11,110 I am fucking vindicated. 1116 00:59:11,110 --> 00:59:14,880 You know how hard it was to put this whole thing together? 1117 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,650 Yeah, well I think it's great Jay. 1118 00:59:16,650 --> 00:59:17,480 You should be really proud. 1119 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,650 Thank you. 1120 00:59:18,650 --> 00:59:21,320 I agree, it's really impressive Justin. 1121 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,490 Plus your leggings make my ass look good 1122 00:59:24,490 --> 00:59:27,060 so keep making clothes. 1123 00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:29,490 I am grateful to help you on that Allison. 1124 00:59:30,930 --> 00:59:34,800 Well, when you've had as many failed businesses as Justin, 1125 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,800 it's only a matter of time before one of them takes off. 1126 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,670 - Right Jay? - You damn right. 1127 00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:42,140 Self-made, I mean I was over 1128 00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:44,170 that whole corporate America shit. 1129 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:49,110 I mean my last job, ass. 1130 00:59:49,110 --> 00:59:54,280 I was making 35K to manage a client 1131 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:58,190 that was grossing our company over $3 million a year. 1132 00:59:58,190 --> 01:00:02,590 Like how does that even make any sense? 1133 01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:03,930 Why even try? 1134 01:00:03,930 --> 01:00:05,960 Because if you don't you'll get fired. 1135 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,360 No you won't. 1136 01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:12,000 My nine to five boss has me doing like three people's jobs. 1137 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,300 If he were to fire me, he would be so fucked. 1138 01:00:15,310 --> 01:00:19,980 He tried to reprimand me for my lack of enthusiasm lately. 1139 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,810 It's like, yo bitch why don't I reprimand you 1140 01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,380 for my lack of salary? 1141 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,790 Oh, working sucks man. 1142 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,020 I mean, corporate America broke my spirit. 1143 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:37,490 It's like trade in your soul for 401k in a salary 1144 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,890 with good health benefits. 1145 01:00:39,930 --> 01:00:45,000 Oh, I miss college, no responsibilities, just fun 1146 01:00:45,470 --> 01:00:46,470 that was so great. 1147 01:00:48,070 --> 01:00:51,210 When I was in college, I couldn't wait to graduate. 1148 01:00:51,210 --> 01:00:53,880 - Yeah, that was dumb. - Right? 1149 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,410 Now it's just go to work, make money, 1150 01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:01,550 pay your bills and just keep repeating that until you die. 1151 01:01:01,550 --> 01:01:03,690 Yeah, growing up really sucks. 1152 01:01:03,690 --> 01:01:04,820 Sure it does. 1153 01:01:08,590 --> 01:01:09,830 You know if you hate your jobs so much, 1154 01:01:09,830 --> 01:01:11,030 why don't you just quit? 1155 01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:12,760 Get a new one. 1156 01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:15,900 Wouldn't that be nice? 1157 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:20,440 Yeah, I should just quit my job. 1158 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,110 Me and Selena can become actors to pay the bills. 1159 01:01:24,110 --> 01:01:26,110 Oh, I could be your manager. 1160 01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:27,940 Yeah, and I'll call your dad and be like, 1161 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,780 "Hey Mr. Nolan, can you give me a raise? 1162 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:32,420 "And also lessen my workload." 1163 01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:33,520 That would go over well. 1164 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,350 I think you guys just need to find out 1165 01:01:35,350 --> 01:01:37,390 what you wanna do in life. 1166 01:01:37,390 --> 01:01:40,020 I think that's all of you guys' problem is. 1167 01:01:42,390 --> 01:01:45,860 Yeah, but I wish it was that easy. 1168 01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:49,230 I just don't know what I want. 1169 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,100 Well, I mean I don't know, 1170 01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:53,700 it might be a little corny 1171 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,870 but maybe you can just start off by making a list, 1172 01:01:56,870 --> 01:01:57,910 note everything that you like 1173 01:01:57,910 --> 01:02:00,210 and then pick out the ones 1174 01:02:00,210 --> 01:02:01,780 that you can make money off of. 1175 01:02:03,410 --> 01:02:05,450 Yeah, I guess. 1176 01:02:05,450 --> 01:02:10,390 You should, I mean it's what I did. 1177 01:02:10,390 --> 01:02:12,790 And I got a pretty good idea of what I'm gonna do now 1178 01:02:12,790 --> 01:02:14,590 that I'm out so. 1179 01:02:14,590 --> 01:02:18,130 Yeah, but it's tough to find time to even do that 1180 01:02:18,130 --> 01:02:21,930 with work, Selena, friends. 1181 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,770 Yeah and Tyler you also had a lot more free time 1182 01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:27,840 than all of us to think about your goals. 1183 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,340 Damn it. 1184 01:02:37,450 --> 01:02:39,350 Are you serious right now? 1185 01:02:39,350 --> 01:02:41,250 Oh come on, I was just joking. 1186 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:43,090 Screw your jokes, you've been a dick. 1187 01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:45,150 - Ty, Ty. - No, no you've been a dick 1188 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,690 - to me all night. - Tyler? 1189 01:02:46,690 --> 01:02:48,690 Come on dude, he didn't mean it. 1190 01:02:48,690 --> 01:02:49,990 I was just joking. 1191 01:02:49,990 --> 01:02:51,830 Yeah, just let it go Ty. 1192 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,610 Wow, you know what? 1193 01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:08,640 You're right, it was a joke. 1194 01:03:10,210 --> 01:03:11,850 This whole night's been a joke. 1195 01:03:14,950 --> 01:03:19,720 All night, every single one of you have been complaining. 1196 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,560 You think work sucks? 1197 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:26,560 Try prison, I sacrificed 72 months of my life. 1198 01:03:27,730 --> 01:03:30,230 I never even had the opportunity to make the kind of life 1199 01:03:30,230 --> 01:03:32,130 that you guys have been bitching about. 1200 01:03:35,410 --> 01:03:38,370 Look dude, nobody asked you to play the martyr. 1201 01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,180 Hey Peter, Peter. 1202 01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:41,840 You hear that? 1203 01:03:41,850 --> 01:03:43,350 That I didn't have to play the martyr? 1204 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,050 Peter, how come when the cops showed up, 1205 01:03:47,050 --> 01:03:48,550 you were nowhere to be found? 1206 01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:56,330 It was your idea to hotbox the whole house for the party. 1207 01:03:57,660 --> 01:03:58,830 It was also you 1208 01:03:58,830 --> 01:04:00,930 who made sure the cops showed up. 1209 01:04:00,930 --> 01:04:02,600 Right Jay, right? 1210 01:04:03,770 --> 01:04:05,100 Yeah Ty, yeah. 1211 01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,600 Somebody tripped the alarm. 1212 01:04:09,170 --> 01:04:10,840 It was an accident, okay. 1213 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:11,770 I said I was sorry. 1214 01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:13,880 Yeah, if you were sorry, 1215 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,950 you would've shared the blame with me. 1216 01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:17,880 All of you would have. 1217 01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,750 Whoa, hold on. 1218 01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,350 You said that you would take the wrap 1219 01:04:21,350 --> 01:04:23,020 so that none of us would have a felony charge 1220 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:24,190 that would ruin our lives. 1221 01:04:24,190 --> 01:04:25,520 That really doesn't even matter anyway 1222 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,120 'cause you all ruined your lives all by yourselves. 1223 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,430 All you guys, all three of you hate your jobs, 1224 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,030 hate your lives. 1225 01:04:40,170 --> 01:04:43,910 You just complain, complain and complain. 1226 01:04:43,910 --> 01:04:46,110 At least you had a chance to make something of your lives. 1227 01:04:46,110 --> 01:04:47,980 You don't have to spend half a decade locked 1228 01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:49,580 in a fucking box. 1229 01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,950 But what did you do with it though? 1230 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,830 All right Tyler, I think you've had enough 1231 01:05:04,830 --> 01:05:06,560 - to drink. - Fuck you. 1232 01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:09,770 You know they may hate their jobs 1233 01:05:09,770 --> 01:05:10,930 but at least I have one bud. 1234 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:11,900 Tyler! 1235 01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:17,610 Kate, you should've heard the shit he was saying outside. 1236 01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:19,610 Come on, we were just messing around. 1237 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:21,940 Messing around? 1238 01:05:26,950 --> 01:05:32,020 How unappreciative and ungrateful can you be? 1239 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:44,630 Six years for you guys. 1240 01:05:47,770 --> 01:05:48,870 What a fucking waste. 1241 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,370 I think Michelle 1242 01:06:16,370 --> 01:06:18,130 and I should hit the road. 1243 01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:21,740 Great, bail like you always do. 1244 01:06:24,310 --> 01:06:26,180 Look, let's just go. 1245 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:35,880 Justin, do you have a trashcan? 1246 01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:37,150 I think I'm gonna vomit. 1247 01:06:43,490 --> 01:06:44,390 Shit. 1248 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:54,740 You know no one likes you right? 1249 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,420 I'm not apologizing Jay. 1250 01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:43,320 It's Kate, we need to talk. 1251 01:08:02,670 --> 01:08:03,570 I'm sorry. 1252 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,810 Gee thanks. 1253 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:13,350 No seriously, I mean it really should've just been me, 1254 01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,150 you and Justin tonight. 1255 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,920 Clearly we did not think this through. 1256 01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:24,630 Yeah, clearly. 1257 01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:34,840 Look, I do appreciate the effort. 1258 01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:40,510 I know you guys are just trying to do something nice for me. 1259 01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:46,150 Do we get an A for effort at least? 1260 01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:51,450 Yeah, you get an A for effort. 1261 01:08:58,330 --> 01:08:59,900 Look, can I ask you something? 1262 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,470 Yeah, of course. 1263 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,140 Are you just gonna stand there 1264 01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:16,850 or do you wanna sit down? 1265 01:09:19,980 --> 01:09:20,880 Yeah, I'll sit. 1266 01:09:31,630 --> 01:09:36,670 Ty, just ask me the question. 1267 01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,770 What could you possibly see in Zachary? 1268 01:09:47,610 --> 01:09:48,510 What? 1269 01:09:51,050 --> 01:09:53,120 I mean Kate, you can't marry that man. 1270 01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:58,050 It's not really your decision to make Ty. 1271 01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,590 I mean, I love him. 1272 01:10:00,590 --> 01:10:02,460 He's such a pompous asshole. 1273 01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,430 You just met him. 1274 01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:06,760 How would you even know? 1275 01:10:07,670 --> 01:10:09,300 The fact that you just said, 1276 01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,630 "How would you know?", just proves my point. 1277 01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:14,870 Don't put words in my mouth Ty. 1278 01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:19,710 Okay, why then? 1279 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,080 Why what? 1280 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,250 Why do you love him? 1281 01:10:24,980 --> 01:10:26,650 What do you mean why? 1282 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:30,220 When you love someone, you love someone. 1283 01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:31,990 There doesn't need to be a reason. 1284 01:10:31,990 --> 01:10:34,890 What do you mean there doesn't have to be a reason? 1285 01:10:34,890 --> 01:10:37,660 I don't know it's just love. 1286 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,900 Kate, I get that you didn't wanna wait for me 1287 01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:44,430 to get out of prison but him? 1288 01:10:45,370 --> 01:10:47,570 I mean, you can do a lot better than that. 1289 01:10:47,570 --> 01:10:50,270 Oh, 'cause you're the best judge of character? 1290 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:08,660 I'm sorry. 1291 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,600 I did so much for you guys. 1292 01:11:24,710 --> 01:11:29,710 No one forced you to take the fall Ty. 1293 01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:31,450 No one forced me? 1294 01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:38,990 They begged me, begged me to figure out a situation 1295 01:11:38,990 --> 01:11:40,790 so you guys wouldn't get convicted. 1296 01:11:48,730 --> 01:11:52,330 Kate, you know what I did was the only way. 1297 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,980 Allison, Selena, Pete and Jay knew. 1298 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,720 You guys show up here 1299 01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,390 and you act like nothing ever happened. 1300 01:12:10,390 --> 01:12:12,220 I've never heard this much complaining for 1301 01:12:12,220 --> 01:12:13,490 in my entire life. 1302 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,230 You know what might seem like a lot compared to you. 1303 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:25,870 I'm not trying to belittle what you did, 1304 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:32,240 but growing up and getting out of college just wasn't 1305 01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:37,450 what we all thought it would be. 1306 01:12:37,450 --> 01:12:38,350 How so? 1307 01:12:39,950 --> 01:12:42,550 Well, when you get to college, 1308 01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:45,620 you get to pick your major with the expectations 1309 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:48,460 that you'll get a job doing what you wanna do 1310 01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:50,130 with your major. 1311 01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:52,730 And sometimes it's hard to find a job in that field, 1312 01:12:52,730 --> 01:12:53,860 I get that. 1313 01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:58,870 No, it's not hard, it's impossible. 1314 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,610 So what happens is someone like me 1315 01:13:03,610 --> 01:13:06,210 who wants to be a photographer, 1316 01:13:06,210 --> 01:13:08,480 ends up having to get a job in sales 1317 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:11,050 because there are no photography jobs available. 1318 01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:15,550 So a super creative person who shouldn't be sitting 1319 01:13:15,550 --> 01:13:20,560 at a desk all day ends up having to sit at a desk all day. 1320 01:13:21,590 --> 01:13:24,730 And then on top of that, this job that you're forced 1321 01:13:24,730 --> 01:13:26,900 to take doesn't even pay that well. 1322 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,570 So you're underpaid, overworked and you're not doing 1323 01:13:30,570 --> 01:13:34,670 what makes you happy, it's awful. 1324 01:13:40,710 --> 01:13:42,780 To make matters even worse, 1325 01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:47,450 I still have $40,000 in student loans to pay off 1326 01:13:50,090 --> 01:13:52,150 so it's not like I can just quit my job. 1327 01:13:59,030 --> 01:14:01,860 Some things in life don't give you any choices Ty. 1328 01:14:06,370 --> 01:14:08,670 You just have to make them work. 1329 01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:27,520 I'm sorry. 1330 01:14:33,830 --> 01:14:37,500 Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. 1331 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,070 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 1332 01:14:45,410 --> 01:14:50,480 currently I'm $60,000 in debt, I'm homeless, I'm unemployed 1333 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:56,690 and I've got a felony charge on my permanent record. 1334 01:14:58,090 --> 01:15:02,320 So I'd say sitting next to me, you're looking pretty good. 1335 01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:15,400 You know, that's the thing I missed the most about you, 1336 01:15:17,210 --> 01:15:18,510 it's your optimism. 1337 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:20,910 My optimism? 1338 01:15:20,910 --> 01:15:21,740 Yeah. 1339 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,610 Really? 1340 01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:24,680 Yeah. 1341 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:30,690 I mean even before prison, no matter what the situation, 1342 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,690 you always looked at the glass half full. 1343 01:15:35,730 --> 01:15:37,230 I don't know how you did it. 1344 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,770 Maybe it's just perspective. 1345 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,440 You may hate your job but at least you got one. 1346 01:15:50,810 --> 01:15:52,940 You got food and a roof over your head. 1347 01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:55,810 A lot of folks don't even have that. 1348 01:15:59,350 --> 01:16:04,420 Yeah, you're right. 1349 01:16:09,590 --> 01:16:11,930 And if you wanna be a photographer, 1350 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,600 just go out and make it happen. 1351 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:21,570 Start taking pictures on the weekends or in your spare time 1352 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:23,810 because if you love something, 1353 01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:28,410 you make time for it. 1354 01:16:33,350 --> 01:16:36,820 I would but, I mean I don't even have a camera 1355 01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,320 'cause I can't afford one. 1356 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:40,520 Kate, you're already 40 grand in debt, 1357 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,820 what's another two for a really great camera? 1358 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,090 You'll pay it off eventually. 1359 01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,860 Yeah, I guess. 1360 01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:53,030 I don't know, I'll see what I can do. 1361 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,540 Kate, just go get the camera. 1362 01:16:57,570 --> 01:17:00,010 Dreams are worth taking a risk on. 1363 01:17:00,010 --> 01:17:03,510 All right, okay all right, I will. 1364 01:17:09,150 --> 01:17:12,790 So, now can I ask you a question? 1365 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,460 Sure. 1366 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,160 Did you ever think about 1367 01:17:23,170 --> 01:17:24,970 what would have happened between us 1368 01:17:25,770 --> 01:17:27,170 if you didn't go to prison? 1369 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:36,750 Of course I did, everyday. 1370 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:44,820 Did you? 1371 01:17:50,630 --> 01:17:52,160 Yeah, it's crossed my mind. 1372 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,730 I'm always gonna love you Tyler. 1373 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,380 You still love me? 1374 01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:14,280 In a way yes. 1375 01:18:18,390 --> 01:18:22,560 I mean what we had, it was so special. 1376 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,960 I'm never gonna forget that. 1377 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:44,480 I still love you. 1378 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,650 You do know that right? 1379 01:19:10,210 --> 01:19:11,440 Ty, I can't. 1380 01:19:14,410 --> 01:19:15,640 Yes you can. 1381 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:17,650 You can break up with him right now. 1382 01:19:17,650 --> 01:19:19,480 No, it's not that simple. 1383 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:22,450 You're only engaged. 1384 01:19:26,590 --> 01:19:28,160 Ty, I'm pregnant. 1385 01:19:32,230 --> 01:19:33,460 You're what? 1386 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,200 I'm pregnant. 1387 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:51,110 No, I saw you drinking tonight. 1388 01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,720 Well, you can't be pregnant. 1389 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,820 No, it was just sparkling cider. 1390 01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:05,830 So that's it? 1391 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,900 You're just gonna be with him forever? 1392 01:20:10,970 --> 01:20:12,400 You know, you could at least pretend 1393 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,000 to be a little happy for me. 1394 01:20:16,570 --> 01:20:18,210 Why should I be happy for you? 1395 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,210 You're not even happy. 1396 01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:42,160 You deserve so much better. 1397 01:22:08,420 --> 01:22:09,780 Kate's not feeling too well 1398 01:22:09,790 --> 01:22:11,820 so I think we're gonna get out of here. 1399 01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:15,090 You sure? 1400 01:22:15,090 --> 01:22:15,920 You can take one of the empty rooms, 1401 01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:17,830 we've got plenty of room. 1402 01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:19,160 Yeah, I know. 1403 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,430 I just really wanna sleep in my own bed tonight. 1404 01:22:24,370 --> 01:22:25,470 Is she gonna be okay? 1405 01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:30,810 Yeah, I'll keep an eye on her. 1406 01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:35,440 It'll be fine. 1407 01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:53,730 Text me when you get home safely. 1408 01:22:53,730 --> 01:22:55,030 - I will. - Bye. 1409 01:25:02,090 --> 01:25:03,690 I guess everyone cleared out. 1410 01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:09,860 Yup, except for Allison, she's passed out on the couch. 1411 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,630 I'll go check up on her. 1412 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,100 No man, she's good. 1413 01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:15,200 Selena's watching her. 1414 01:25:19,780 --> 01:25:21,880 You did some good work on that bottle buddy. 1415 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,350 Yeah, it was either get drunk 1416 01:25:25,350 --> 01:25:27,010 or beat the shit out of Zachary. 1417 01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:30,120 Figured I'd get drunk, take the high road. 1418 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:32,190 You should've beat the shit out of Zachary. 1419 01:25:32,190 --> 01:25:33,350 Right? 1420 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:36,790 Next time. 1421 01:25:43,770 --> 01:25:45,230 - Good catch. - Thanks. 1422 01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:01,650 Hey man, I'm sorry about this whole thing. 1423 01:26:02,650 --> 01:26:05,220 Tonight really didn't go as planned. 1424 01:26:05,220 --> 01:26:06,390 It's not your fault. 1425 01:26:07,660 --> 01:26:10,690 Well I mean, it is a bit but not completely. 1426 01:26:19,670 --> 01:26:21,670 I kind of freaked out on Kate tonight. 1427 01:26:25,810 --> 01:26:27,510 Yeah, I figured. 1428 01:26:27,510 --> 01:26:29,440 She seemed pretty upset when she left. 1429 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:33,580 You don't even know the half of it man. 1430 01:26:35,850 --> 01:26:37,750 Well, what happened? 1431 01:26:38,990 --> 01:26:43,220 Well, first of all, she's pregnant. 1432 01:26:46,030 --> 01:26:47,560 - No. - Yeah. 1433 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,430 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1434 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:54,400 Shit. 1435 01:26:58,010 --> 01:26:59,710 Yeah, that's why she got engaged. 1436 01:27:01,810 --> 01:27:03,380 I just can't believe it man. 1437 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,150 How long has he been unemployed for? 1438 01:27:11,990 --> 01:27:15,790 I think like maybe six months without a nine to five 1439 01:27:15,790 --> 01:27:18,730 but he says he's freelancing now 1440 01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:21,260 But, he has to be making no money 1441 01:27:21,260 --> 01:27:24,230 because Kate, that's all she complains about 1442 01:27:24,230 --> 01:27:25,270 is not having any. 1443 01:27:31,910 --> 01:27:34,410 It's like they all just gave up on their dreams man. 1444 01:27:36,850 --> 01:27:39,450 You never told me, how come you never settled down? 1445 01:27:41,450 --> 01:27:42,680 Yeah, I did. 1446 01:27:42,690 --> 01:27:43,950 I like hoeing around. 1447 01:27:46,690 --> 01:27:47,820 No, seriously man. 1448 01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:00,970 I don't know, 1449 01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,140 I guess I didn't wanna stop trying new things you know? 1450 01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:09,280 I mean I'm 28, you're 28. 1451 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:12,550 This isn't like the end all be all you know. 1452 01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:16,980 I'm just now in my stride, I got my business going. 1453 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,360 You know what the problem is? 1454 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,520 What? 1455 01:28:22,530 --> 01:28:25,860 The problem is people think the party 1456 01:28:25,860 --> 01:28:27,330 is over after college. 1457 01:28:28,930 --> 01:28:33,300 They did it, that's it just stop trying, 1458 01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:36,000 stop doing new things, stop taking risks. 1459 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:38,470 But it's not man it's not, 1460 01:28:39,340 --> 01:28:41,080 since I graduated from college, 1461 01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:44,880 I got fired from two jobs, walked out on one, 1462 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,880 fell for a pyramid scheme. 1463 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:51,150 I had three failed business endeavors, three. 1464 01:28:51,150 --> 01:28:53,250 But I learned so much from all those failures. 1465 01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:55,420 It made me a better, stronger person man. 1466 01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,560 And people used to dog me bruh. 1467 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,600 They used to be like, "Oh, he can't keep a job. 1468 01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:06,370 "He's a loser. 1469 01:29:06,370 --> 01:29:08,740 "He drinks too much. 1470 01:29:10,010 --> 01:29:11,110 "He's a failure." 1471 01:29:11,110 --> 01:29:15,880 But, everybody used to say that shit. 1472 01:29:17,050 --> 01:29:19,910 Everybody wrote me off just because I wasn't doing 1473 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:21,520 what I was supposed to be doing. 1474 01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:22,350 Yeah, but at least you're doing something 1475 01:29:22,350 --> 01:29:23,350 that you care about. 1476 01:29:23,350 --> 01:29:24,720 Right, you know what I mean? 1477 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,290 And those same people that called me off 1478 01:29:26,290 --> 01:29:28,520 on my failures are the same ones 1479 01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:32,030 who are too afraid to fail that they never even start. 1480 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,400 Like, who are you to judge? 1481 01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:37,630 Like you're not happy with your life, 1482 01:29:37,630 --> 01:29:39,900 you're not, you're not. 1483 01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:42,300 You just post your highlights on social media 1484 01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:44,310 so people think that you're happy 1485 01:29:44,310 --> 01:29:46,570 but you hate your life, you hate it. 1486 01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:49,710 You go to the same job that you hate every day, 1487 01:29:49,710 --> 01:29:52,480 every week doing the same shit over and over 1488 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,420 and over again not changing nothing and worrying about how 1489 01:29:55,420 --> 01:29:57,920 and why my life isn't different. 1490 01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:58,750 You know what I mean? 1491 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,090 Like us as millennials, 1492 01:30:00,090 --> 01:30:01,590 yeah we might have the cards stacked against us, 1493 01:30:01,590 --> 01:30:03,990 but at least like try something fucking new, 1494 01:30:03,990 --> 01:30:06,590 do something different, take a risk, God damn. 1495 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:08,930 Well, that's why I couldn't take it anymore in there man. 1496 01:30:08,930 --> 01:30:11,230 Like if you're not happy with your life, 1497 01:30:11,230 --> 01:30:12,630 do something about it. 1498 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,100 I mean, you've got a choice. 1499 01:30:18,370 --> 01:30:20,640 Well, it's not like you're in prison? 1500 01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:23,510 Exactly, it's not like you're prison man. 1501 01:30:23,510 --> 01:30:25,780 You can make anything happen 1502 01:30:25,780 --> 01:30:27,520 in your life if you want to man. 1503 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:32,520 It's not like any of them are in poverty or like Africa 1504 01:30:35,090 --> 01:30:38,660 where you can get eaten by a lion in the savanna. 1505 01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:40,830 Eaten by a lion? 1506 01:30:40,830 --> 01:30:43,200 Yeah, I don't know man, I'm drunk. 1507 01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:45,830 You know what I mean man. 1508 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,000 Basically, life can be so much worse. 1509 01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:03,020 And for what it's worth, 1510 01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:08,020 I don't think any of them could have lasted six days, 1511 01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,620 let alone six years in prison. 1512 01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:14,630 I have so much respect for you man. 1513 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:23,470 I really appreciate that man. 1514 01:31:29,580 --> 01:31:30,410 What are you doing? 1515 01:31:30,410 --> 01:31:32,350 I'm trying to cheers. 1516 01:31:34,180 --> 01:31:36,150 All right, to what? 1517 01:31:37,650 --> 01:31:40,590 To you, to you being awesome. 1518 01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,060 Ditto. 1519 01:31:54,670 --> 01:31:57,000 Dude, you're like batman. 1520 01:31:57,870 --> 01:31:59,340 Batman, what do you mean? 1521 01:31:59,340 --> 01:32:02,880 So you know Batman, he saved Gotham City every night? 1522 01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:04,450 I know what Batman does yeah. 1523 01:32:05,380 --> 01:32:10,450 Okay, so even though he saves his city every night, 1524 01:32:11,350 --> 01:32:13,720 people still find a reason to complain. 1525 01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:21,560 They need him but they take him for granted. 1526 01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:26,800 Thank you man. 1527 01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:31,640 You're the best. 1528 01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,870 Dude, you're the best. 1529 01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:34,910 We the best. 1530 01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:38,880 And since we both are the best, 1531 01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:41,050 we should line up two shots of the best 1532 01:32:41,050 --> 01:32:42,320 and it's right over there 1533 01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:45,650 Hey Jay, you alright? 1534 01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:47,990 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. 1535 01:32:47,990 --> 01:32:50,460 You got to walk that off brother. 1536 01:32:50,460 --> 01:32:52,260 Now, let me line up these shots. 1537 01:32:52,260 --> 01:32:55,130 Hey, hey why don't we just call it? 1538 01:32:56,530 --> 01:32:58,000 Great idea, I'll call the stripper. 1539 01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,940 No, no, no, let's go to bed man. 1540 01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:01,770 Go to bed? 1541 01:33:01,770 --> 01:33:03,840 Hmm mmh, you alright? 1542 01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:08,740 I just need to go to the bathroom real quick. 1543 01:33:08,740 --> 01:33:10,910 I'm gonna puke and we can ride this shit back up. 1544 01:33:10,910 --> 01:33:11,810 We're gonna be good. 1545 01:33:11,810 --> 01:33:13,110 You know what buddy? 1546 01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,580 We're gonna have so many other nights to do that. 1547 01:33:14,580 --> 01:33:16,620 I think right now we should just go to bed. 1548 01:33:18,550 --> 01:33:20,590 Can I at least take some turkey with me to bed? 1549 01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:22,820 Absolutely, absolutely you can 1550 01:33:24,630 --> 01:33:26,260 Some good stuff right here. 1551 01:33:26,260 --> 01:33:27,260 That's some good stuff, I'm gonna bring it to you though. 1552 01:33:27,260 --> 01:33:29,200 Huh? I'm gonna bring it to you. 1553 01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:30,360 Dark meat only. 1554 01:33:30,370 --> 01:33:32,170 Absolutely, I know it's your favorite. 1555 01:33:32,170 --> 01:33:34,470 Don't judge me, it's not because I'm Black. 1556 01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:36,470 It's not that reason. 1557 01:33:36,470 --> 01:33:37,440 I never said that. 1558 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,440 I just like it, I like it. 1559 01:33:51,150 --> 01:33:53,150 Yo, hell yeah. 1560 01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:56,320 Give me some of that. 1561 01:34:00,830 --> 01:34:03,500 Dude, I made such a great turkey tonight. 1562 01:34:04,300 --> 01:34:05,700 Michelle would have been shook 1563 01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:07,200 if she would've tried some of it. 1564 01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:09,070 She would've pulled out the whips and chains for me 1565 01:34:09,070 --> 01:34:11,140 and I would've let her keep going. 1566 01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:12,670 Yeah man, you did a good job. 1567 01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,310 I did a great job. 1568 01:34:16,010 --> 01:34:18,550 Great, so you're good? 1569 01:34:18,550 --> 01:34:20,250 You don't need anything else? 1570 01:34:20,250 --> 01:34:21,520 Yeah, I'm good man. 1571 01:34:25,420 --> 01:34:27,490 You're going to bed? 1572 01:34:27,490 --> 01:34:30,690 No, I gotta stay up for a little bit. 1573 01:34:30,690 --> 01:34:32,360 You know I had that three hour nap 1574 01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:34,760 and well someone's got to watch Selena. 1575 01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:39,370 Oh dude, we're the worst babysitters ever. 1576 01:34:39,370 --> 01:34:40,730 Yeah, speak for yourself. 1577 01:34:42,870 --> 01:34:43,770 Come on let's go. 1578 01:34:43,770 --> 01:34:45,540 No, no, don't worry about it. 1579 01:34:45,540 --> 01:34:46,510 I got it. 1580 01:34:46,510 --> 01:34:47,610 Yeah? 1581 01:34:47,610 --> 01:34:49,010 I'll see you in the morning. 1582 01:34:52,310 --> 01:34:53,880 Oh shit my bad man, hold up. 1583 01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:56,580 I got something for you in the closet. 1584 01:34:56,590 --> 01:34:58,050 - Yeah? - Yeah, a present. 1585 01:34:58,890 --> 01:35:00,390 - Really? - Yeah. 1586 01:35:00,390 --> 01:35:01,890 Oh thanks man, you didn't have to do that. 1587 01:35:01,890 --> 01:35:04,090 Yeah man, just consider it a present 1588 01:35:04,090 --> 01:35:06,130 for the six birthdays I missed. 1589 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,250 Okay. 1590 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:10,300 It's on the floor to the right. 1591 01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:18,040 Can I open it now or? 1592 01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,270 Yeah, this ain't Christmas Eve open that shit. 1593 01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:37,320 Jay, this must've cost you a fortune man. 1594 01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:38,990 I can't accept this. 1595 01:35:38,990 --> 01:35:40,230 Yeah, you can man. 1596 01:35:40,230 --> 01:35:41,100 You deserve it. 1597 01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:44,430 And it's brand new. 1598 01:35:44,430 --> 01:35:46,470 Don't worry, I ain't steal it or nothing like that. 1599 01:35:46,470 --> 01:35:47,500 I just had to unwrap it 1600 01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,770 so I could put all the photo editing 1601 01:35:49,770 --> 01:35:51,570 and software shit on there. 1602 01:35:51,570 --> 01:35:52,810 Oh this is awesome man. 1603 01:35:52,810 --> 01:35:54,580 Thank you so much. 1604 01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:58,750 Enjoy it dude, but you gotta promise me one thing? 1605 01:35:58,750 --> 01:35:59,610 Yeah what? 1606 01:36:01,950 --> 01:36:03,850 When we were in college, I remember you saying 1607 01:36:03,850 --> 01:36:06,990 that you wanted to open your own design company. 1608 01:36:06,990 --> 01:36:09,090 Now, I don't know what your dream is now 1609 01:36:09,090 --> 01:36:11,660 but whatever your dream is, 1610 01:36:12,460 --> 01:36:15,000 don't stop until you get it man. 1611 01:36:16,630 --> 01:36:18,500 You're stronger than me Tyler. 1612 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:20,500 You are the a baddest White boy I know. 1613 01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:23,670 So if I can do it, you can too. 1614 01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:30,210 I promise man. 1615 01:36:30,210 --> 01:36:32,680 Now take your ass down there and watch Selena. 1616 01:36:33,650 --> 01:36:35,180 - I'm going to sleep. - I will. 1617 01:36:36,650 --> 01:36:37,950 Hey, come here. 1618 01:36:41,990 --> 01:36:44,290 - Thanks man. - Yeah man, of course. 1619 01:36:47,060 --> 01:36:49,830 - Good night Justin. - Good night man. 1620 01:36:49,830 --> 01:36:51,970 Oh, I'm glad you're back. 1621 01:36:56,470 --> 01:36:57,370 Me too. 115897

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