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I hear you.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm not, I'm not, I'm not near
the prison.
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I'm waiting for him near the bus
station.
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Oh my God.
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How many times we have to go
over this.
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Mom you're making it out
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like he's Pablo Escobar or
something.
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20 pounds of
weed.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know, I know, I know how much
it was.
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I was there, it was a lot,
but he's my best friend.
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Yeah, and plus if it wasn't for
him,
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we would've all gotten busted.
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Okay, yeah mama, mom, I know, I
know.
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I got call you back, okay?
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Okay, bye.
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There he is, fresh out of
prison, hey!
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You did it brother.
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Okay, that's you.
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Man, I can believe it man.
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Man, you took your jumpsuit?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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A memento I guess.
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It kinda stuck with me after six
years.
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I can dig it.
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We can put it on the wall,
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frame it like it's your
championship Jersey.
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Everybody gotta come in
and take a picture with it.
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They'd be like.
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- I don't think so.
- No, Okay, all right.
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Oh, I hope you're hungry though
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'cause I brought your favorite.
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No, a double?
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You know it brother.
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I'd kill for one of those
right now.
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Hey, hey, hey, relax man.
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We don't want you to go back in
there.
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You ain't gotta kill no one.
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I'm just joking, I'm just
joking.
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I was just joking.
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A little jokey joke you know.
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To soon, maybe?
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- You think?
- A little bit?
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Come on, a little.
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I missed you dog.
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Man, I missed these so much.
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Yeah, you used to order
like three at a time
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when we were in college.
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True, I was a little hog boy.
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No you weren't.
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Man, look at this.
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These used to be tight on me.
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I had a kangaroo pouch for a
stomach.
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Damn man, you're little.
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Can I see your papers?
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Yeah, of course.
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Well, it doesn't get
anymore realer than that.
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You're a free man.
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Cheers to that.
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- My bad!
- Man!
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Okay look, I'll clean it.
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I'll clean it.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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It's better just to remove
the stain with one big lick
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and then you just tap, tap, tap,
tap.
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You dab it with some napkins
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that way it doesn't spread
everywhere.
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- Who says that?
- Says me man and everybody.
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One time before a job interview,
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I spilled syrup on my resume
and then I licked it off
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with one clean swipe.
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I mean, I didn't say I
got the job but still.
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Well, it's not that bad I
guess.
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It could be worse.
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Hell yeah, it could be worse
man.
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You're out of that shit hole.
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Shit, I mean I still can't
believe it.
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Six years?
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Yeah.
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- Crazy.
- Hey, by the way man,
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I really appreciate
letting me stay with you
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until I find a job.
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Yeah, of course man.
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Of course, like I said, I
got plenty of room for you.
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Hey, it's gonna be fun man,
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like college all over again.
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Yeah, but I promise
as soon as I get a job,
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I'll help you with the rent.
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Hey, stop, stop that, man.
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Look, I got you.
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I'm making more than
enough to cover the rent.
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Oh, because of your clothing
line?
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You damn right 'cause
of my clothing line.
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Say that again that sound pretty
good.
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Because of your clothing line.
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So it's going well, huh?
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Yeah, yeah it is actually.
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You know to be honest man,
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I really wasn't expecting
it to be this much work.
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It's kinda taking up my whole
life
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but yeah I mean, that's part of
the reason
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why I couldn't visit you
at all the last few months.
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But yeah anyway, like
I said man, I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry about that.
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Hey look, don't worry about
it.
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I totally understand.
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But if there's anything I
can do, just let me know.
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I got pretty good at doing
dishes and sweeping floors, so.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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I got a French maid outfit in
the closet.
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Shut the fuck up.
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All right man, let's get out
of here.
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I gotta show you something.
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Right, here we are.
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Holy shit, this is your house.
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Oh no, no, no, man,
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this is the Share Pad we're
staying at for the night.
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- A what?
- Share Pad.
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Right, Share Pad wasn't really a
thing
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when we were in college.
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Okay wait, I'm confused,
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if this isn't your house
then why are we here?
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Okay, so we rented this house
to stay at for the tonight.
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- Who's we?
- Kate and I.
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We rented it from, what's his
name?
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It's Dylan Baker.
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- What?
- The house is Dylan Baker's.
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No, who the fuck is Dylan
Baker?
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Did you say that was coming here
today?
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- Yeah.
- Shit.
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Okay, okay, okay, now look,
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let's rewind a bit.
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Okay look, first off, a
Share Pad is like a hotel
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but you can stay at
random people's houses.
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That sounds like a terrible
idea.
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But actually it's a million
dollar idea.
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And also Kate and I, we were
planning
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to throw you a little surprise
party
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for your getting out of prison.
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A surprise party?
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It was most of her idea not
mine.
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Also she invited Alison and
Pete.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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No, no man, I'm not
ready to see them yet.
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I mean, okay look Allison's
one thing but Pete?
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Okay, I know man.
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I know, I know.
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Look, it may seem like it
could be a lot all right
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but let's just try, it could be
fun.
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Can we just go back to your
house, get a case of beer
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and just drink till we
pass out or something?
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- I'm serious.
- I know you are all right,
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but we can do the same thing
here.
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Okay come on, come on,
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let's at least just take
a look inside, all right?
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Maybe it'll change your mind?
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- Fine.
- Fine, yeah?
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But only because this
burger's going right through me.
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Hey, whatever it takes to
get you in the house my man.
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We got a lot of toilet
paper inside too big dog.
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Come on, it's gonna be good.
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So what do you think?
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Yeah, it's a nice.
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Where's the bathroom.
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Oh, it's straight here to the
left.
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It's one night.
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I get to see Kate.
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All right, I'm in.
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Good, cause the turkey's
already in defrosted.
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I can see that.
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You're really going all out for
this, huh?
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Oh, not just me, everyone's
bringing a dish for tonight.
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Of course they are.
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Okay dude, you got
to be the first person
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who has ever complained
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about their getting out of
prison party.
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That's because getting
out of prison parties
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aren't really a thing.
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Oh, they're not a thing?
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No.
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You don't think rappers turn
up when they get out of jail?
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You don't think those big wig
millionaires
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that get busted for
embezzlement don't know
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how to throw a little soiree
with hookers and strippers?
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I'll call you some hookers if
you want,
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I got one on speed dial right
now.
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Jay, I went to jail
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for the possession and
distribution of marijuana.
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I really don't think
that warrants a party.
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Yeah, it does dude.
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It definitely warrants a party.
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Peter went to the drunk
tank for 20 hours in college
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and we threw him a rager.
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You definitely deserve one man.
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Fine, you made your point,
we'll throw the party.
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I'm just really tired man.
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All right okay look, take a
nap.
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Where?
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Anywhere man, pick a room.
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I can just pick a room?
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It doesn't matter?
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I don't think you really
get the concept of this.
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We own the house tonight.
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We can do whatever we want.
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Fine, then I pick the master
bedroom.
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All right then Mr. Grumpy.
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Don't call me Mr. Grumpy.
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Okay, Mr Happy-ish.
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Thin ice.
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How thin is it?
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Can I skate on it or will I fall
through?
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You say the dumbest shit
sometimes.
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Here we are.
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There are towels in the
bathroom and I'll be downstairs
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in the kitchen if you need me.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Get some rest man.
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Hey Jay, do you have any
clothes I can borrow man?
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Tyler?
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Kate.
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Well, don't just stand
there, give me a hug.
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I should probably put
on some clothes first.
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I think it's fine, I've seen
you naked.
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It's so good to see you.
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It's good to see you too.
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I missed you.
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Same.
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So, how does it feel?
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Yeah I mean, it's kind of
weird but I mean it's good.
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I just don't think it's
really sunk in yet though
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if that makes sense.
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Yeah no, it totally makes
sense.
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I get it.
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Yeah, 'cause you spent
six years in prison, right?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
238
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I didn't mean it like that.
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No, no, I know.
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So, how have you been?
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I've been good.
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I got promoted at my job.
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I didn't get a raise but
I have an office now.
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Well congrats on the office
245
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,530
and I'm sorry to hear about the
raise.
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Thanks, it's whatever you
know.
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I knew I wasn't going to get one
anyway.
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Let's see, what else?
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I started teaching a yoga class.
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Yoga?
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00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,450
Oh you mean
252
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that dumb stretching shit
you made me do in college.
253
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,750
Yes, and it's not dumb.
254
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It's actually quite popular now.
255
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,420
So wait, people pay
you to help them stretch.
256
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,060
Well, it's more than just
stretching.
257
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I mean, it can be very
therapeutic.
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It really helped me a lot.
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00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:20,700
Well, I don't know back in
college it was pretty boring.
260
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,770
Well maybe, if I was teaching
it to you
261
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,070
it wouldn't be as boring.
262
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:33,610
Yeah it maybe.
263
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,980
No, it would still be boring.
264
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,720
Finally, where was it?
265
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,220
In one of the bedroom closets
266
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,550
Like, Why?
267
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,390
Like this Dylan Baker guy is
weird.
268
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:47,260
Yeah, seriously I mean,
look at this potato peeler.
269
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:50,100
See, this is why men are stupid.
270
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,630
This guy owns a million dollar
house
271
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,230
and he can't spend more than a
dollar
272
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,170
on a kitchen appliance.
273
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:55,630
Oh boy, here we go.
274
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,640
Okay, all I'm saying is
that men are dumb sometimes.
275
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,470
Well, most of the time.
276
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,510
No, no, no, no, no,
277
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,810
look, it's not about men or
women.
278
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:08,480
They're just stupid people
and then they're smart people.
279
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,150
Oh, so your one of the smart
ones.
280
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,950
I'm sorry, I couldn't tell.
281
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,750
It takes one to know one, I
suppose.
282
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,090
Oh, shut up.
283
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,960
I hate to bring up this
riveting conversation
284
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,330
but Jay, do you have any
clothes I can borrow?
285
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,700
Yeah, I didn't know you
learned the whole air-dry thing
286
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,670
in prison, I was trying to
make you feel comfortable
287
00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:30,970
but sure I have it a ton of
extra clothes.
288
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,140
You know I'm always fresh with
it.
289
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,010
You want the Monday, Tuesday or
Wednesday?
290
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,110
We get it, you got a clothing
line.
291
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:35,970
Can I have some yes?
292
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:38,340
Yes, follow me young player.
293
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:48,990
Alright, here it is.
294
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,320
You're a medium, right?
295
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,620
Yeah.
296
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:54,330
Okay, here you go.
297
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,800
And here's some joggers.
298
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,170
Whoa, come on brother, come on
now.
299
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,170
You don't gotta change
right in front of me,
300
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,040
you could wait til I get out.
301
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,510
Dude, grow the fuck up, man.
302
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:12,640
Hey, can I ask you something?
303
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:13,510
What?
304
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,480
Kate, what's with the ring?
305
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,250
When did that happen?
306
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,890
Oh yeah, I don't know.
307
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,220
Maybe like a month ago.
308
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:27,530
A month ago?
309
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:28,430
Man, how do you not know?
310
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,430
I know that it happened fairly
recently.
311
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:33,330
I mean, he didn't make it
like a big announcement
312
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,900
on social media or anything.
313
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:40,070
My bad man, I didn't know
that it'd bother you.
314
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,070
Well, she's my ex girlfriend.
315
00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:41,940
Why wouldn't bother me?
316
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,340
I mean, it was six years ago
317
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,910
and she's been dating that
douche bag Zach
318
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,110
for two years now.
319
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,250
I mean, it was bound to happen
eventually.
320
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,180
Well, if he's such a douche
bag bag,
321
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,380
why is she marrying him?
322
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,550
Hey, I don't know.
323
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:56,790
I tried telling her but I don't
know man,
324
00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:59,120
we're just getting to that age
where when you ask somebody
325
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,530
to be your girlfriend or
boyfriend
326
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,060
it's like a marriage proposal.
327
00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,230
Maybe that's why I'm still
single.
328
00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:11,100
Anyway dude, look, don't get
hung up on Kate all right?.
329
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,540
I know you loved her
330
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,540
but you also haven't seen
another woman in six years
331
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,810
so you're probably just horny.
332
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,980
Yeah, probably.
333
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,620
All right, I'm gonna head
downstairs
334
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,950
and tomorrow night we
gonna break that dry spell.
335
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,150
Sounds good man.
336
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,590
Unless you've been
getting laid in prison.
337
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,720
All right, get out.
338
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,320
So, what'd you guys
bring?
339
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,820
I made buffalo chicken
340
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,690
and Michelle made beets.
341
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,530
That sound great
together.
342
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,160
Thank you Michelle
343
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,860
How was traffic?
344
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,470
Not bad actually.
345
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,530
Yeah, we got here in pretty...
346
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,770
- Tyler!
- Hey Pete.
347
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:20,370
Dude, oh man it's so good to
see you.
348
00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:21,640
Yeah, it's good to see you too
man.
349
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,680
Man look at you, like
no scars, no tattoos?
350
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,140
You made it out pretty good.
351
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:29,350
Oh, this is my girlfriend
Michelle.
352
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,480
- Tyler, Nice to meet you.
- Michelle.
353
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,190
Sorry, it's just I didn't
expect you to be Tyler.
354
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,220
I'm sorry?
355
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,230
It's just, you don't look like
someone
356
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,660
that just got out of prison.
357
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:47,800
Oh okay, thank you I guess.
358
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,040
Justin got any beer?
359
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,000
Yes sir.
360
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,670
Tyler you want one?
361
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:54,510
Why not?
362
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:56,040
It's been a while.
363
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,910
Hey that's right, I didn't
really think about that man.
364
00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:01,350
You haven't had a beer in six
years?
365
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:02,510
Yeah.
366
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,980
All right, that's worth
cheerzing for.
367
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,020
Oh wait, hang on,
368
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,520
let me get a picture of you
guys.
369
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,020
- Okay.
- All right, Justin move it.
370
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,760
Okay, there we go.
371
00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:22,270
Oh Michelle, can you move a
little?
372
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:24,270
I just wanna get a picture
of the three of them.
373
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,740
It'll be just one second.
374
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,440
All right, let's do the
first one just smiling.
375
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,780
All right, now hold your
beers up and cheers.
376
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,350
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
377
00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:42,250
Yeah, that's perfect!
378
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,060
Oh hey, let's do a boomerang.
379
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,530
Oh, absolutely fucking
not I don't want that.
380
00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:51,560
Let me see what it looks like?
381
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,100
It better be in portrait mode.
382
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,100
Hey guys, are we gonna do the
cheers or?
383
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,140
Oh shit of course, sorry.
384
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,040
Yeah my bad.
385
00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,480
What should we cheers to?
386
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,380
Freedom?
387
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,650
I was gonna say to friends.
388
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:08,610
Friends and freedom.
389
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,950
Good enough for me.
390
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,250
- Cheers.
- Cheers boys.
391
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,420
Just like old times.
392
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,130
Man, find you someone
393
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:23,560
that looks at you the
way Tyler looks at beer.
394
00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,430
Seriously #RelationshipGoals.
395
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,300
You know, you guys
should just go catch up
396
00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:34,570
in the living room.
397
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,440
Michelle and I will keep
an eye on the turkey.
398
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,110
Yeah, you sure?
399
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:42,080
We got like 20 more minutes on
the turkey
400
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,150
so just take it out pretty soon,
okay?
401
00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:45,180
Don't screw it up.
402
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,850
Yeah, yeah, don't worry about
it.
403
00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:47,990
We got it, okay.
404
00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:49,920
You guys just go have fun.
405
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,620
We got this right?
406
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,990
Yeah, Kate's right.
407
00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:55,160
You should go catch up.
408
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,030
Thanks babe.
409
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,660
Kate, will you just put
buffalo dip in the fridge
410
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,330
so it doesn't get all room
temperatury?
411
00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:02,330
Yeah, I'll just heat
it up before dinner.
412
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,800
Sound good?
413
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,800
Sounds good to me.
414
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:05,640
Alright, let's go.
415
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,540
Babe, Kisses?
416
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,680
I love you.
417
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,520
Love you too.
418
00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:21,550
What?
419
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,850
That's the living
room?
420
00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:25,720
So you want something to
drink?
421
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:26,620
We got wine.
422
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:29,190
Yeah, I could use a glass.
423
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:33,200
Oh hey dude here,
424
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,970
you need some chapstick 'cause
your lips look a little dry
425
00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:36,970
from the kisses.
426
00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:38,070
Okay very funny, very funny.
427
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:39,170
Here, hold that, I'll be right
back.
428
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,170
I just gotta grab something real
quick.
429
00:24:55,090 --> 00:24:58,220
So, how's it feel to be out?
430
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,890
It's gotta be pretty good right?
431
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,030
Yeah, it's good.
432
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,230
It's a little weird too.
433
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:10,600
Weird, like how?
434
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,710
Weird in the sense that
I'm not there anymore.
435
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,510
I was in that cell for so long,
436
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,780
I just don't think it's really
sunk in yet
437
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:25,180
that I'm out for good.
438
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,690
Yeah, I guess that
could be kind of weird.
439
00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:43,540
So have thought about like
what you wanna do for work?
440
00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,270
I'm gonna freelance for a
little bit.
441
00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,370
I think it's gonna be pretty
hard for me
442
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,310
to get a traditional nine to
five given the felony charge,
443
00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:54,750
but I got a plan.
444
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,220
Look at what I got.
445
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,820
No, no, no there's no way.
446
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,450
Yes way, yes way man.
447
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,420
I had to for this special
occasion.
448
00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:06,260
Man, I haven't had
this stuff since college.
449
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:07,430
I know right?
450
00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:09,160
That used to get us in a lot
of trouble
451
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:12,000
but I'm gonna have to pass man.
452
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,670
What pass?
453
00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:15,130
You just got out of jail man,
454
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,940
we should be drinking like
prohibition just got lifted.
455
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:19,440
Seriously Tyler, I've
been waiting six years
456
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,910
to party with you.
457
00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:24,610
Michelle is my DD for the
night, I can actually drink.
458
00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:27,310
I haven't drank in six years.
459
00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:30,580
I mean, my tolerance is
nonexistent.
460
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:33,520
Ooh, well it looks like you
only need one shot then huh?
461
00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:36,750
Come on, come on, one shot.
462
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,360
Okay, only one.
463
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,760
One swig?
464
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,830
You used to drink a whole bottle
465
00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:42,490
of that stuff before we'd go
out.
466
00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:49,700
- There it is.
- I don't know
467
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:50,540
how I used to drink that.
468
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:51,540
It burns good.
469
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,170
So, Michelle seems nice.
470
00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:58,940
- She is.
- She isn't.
471
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,510
Dude, she's not that bad come
on.
472
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,180
Maybe not to you, but
you would know best given
473
00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:09,350
that you spend every
waking moment with her.
474
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,190
Yeah, because I live with her.
475
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,730
Besides, what do you
know about relationships?
476
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,990
When was the last time you were
in one?
477
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,860
I know that you're in too
deep that's what I know.
478
00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:22,700
Dude, don't laugh at
him, he's not funny okay.
479
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,370
It's pretty fucking funny
from over here, kissy kisses.
480
00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:29,410
Pete, if she was able to tame
you,
481
00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:30,540
she must be special.
482
00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:32,980
Exactly, she is.
483
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,150
I think?
484
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,720
I mean she's cool, right?
485
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,090
She's smart, she's hot.
486
00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:43,550
Manipulative.
487
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,190
She's the reason I got my job.
488
00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:46,990
Well, how'd you do that?
489
00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:48,360
Yeah, how'd you do that?
490
00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:52,330
Her dad's my boss.
491
00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:54,730
You slept with the boss's
daughter.
492
00:27:54,730 --> 00:27:55,870
He wasn't my boss at the time.
493
00:27:55,870 --> 00:27:56,900
It wasn't like that.
494
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:57,940
I don't understand.
495
00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:58,770
What does that mean?
496
00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:00,100
It's a whole thing.
497
00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:01,210
Okay, I think you just gonna
have
498
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:03,710
to tell him the story Pete, come
on man.
499
00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:04,880
I really don't want to.
500
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,280
You always make me tell it.
501
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,050
Come on man, tell the story.
502
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,580
You tell it way better than I
do.
503
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,050
I mean you lived it.
504
00:28:11,050 --> 00:28:11,920
Look, you don't have to if
you don't want to alright.
505
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,380
No, no, no, he has to tell it.
506
00:28:13,390 --> 00:28:15,550
It is fucking hilarious, I
die every time he tells it.
507
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,420
Come on man please.
508
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:17,420
Why don't you tell it Justin?
509
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:18,360
Can you tell it please,
please?
510
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,220
Can you tell it Justin?
511
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,430
No, because I can't tell it.
512
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,030
Okay, okay, give me this
bottle Jesus Christ.
513
00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:24,560
- Go ahead.
- Give me a second.
514
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,930
Get this away from me.
515
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,210
So, it all started 19 months
ago.
516
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:35,740
You know how I know that?
517
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:36,910
Because Michelle likes
518
00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:40,080
to celebrate our anniversary
every month.
519
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,950
She's cray cray.
520
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,220
Anyways, so one day I go to
the bank to get my taxes done
521
00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,590
and place is about to close,
522
00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:49,950
but the receptionist tells me
one
523
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,060
of the accountants can squeeze
me in.
524
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:55,130
So he walks me down the
hall to Michelle's office
525
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:01,570
and there she was putting
on this tight dress
526
00:29:01,570 --> 00:29:03,500
and these cute glasses.
527
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,100
I mean totally not what
you'd expect an account
528
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:07,140
to look like, right?
529
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,310
So we started going through my
taxes
530
00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:12,480
and she is writing everything
off.
531
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,610
I mean, I'm making a killing.
532
00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:16,010
All the while,
533
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,950
she's asking me all these
really personal questions,
534
00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:19,150
flirting with me, right.
535
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:20,820
Like, am I dependent?
536
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,120
Or am I single?
537
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,790
Don't they have to ask
you if you're single,
538
00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:26,290
when they're filing your taxes?
539
00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,090
Well yeah, technically
540
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,500
but it was more like the
way she was saying it.
541
00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:36,870
So we get through with
my taxes and she asked
542
00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:39,440
if I wanna go get some drinks?
543
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,940
Now, I was going through
a bit of a dry spell
544
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:45,540
and she was super hot
so of course I said yes.
545
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,780
Next thing you know,
546
00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,350
we're at this little
Mexican joint near house
547
00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:51,820
and we are throwing back
margaritas and tequila shots.
548
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:52,950
I mean, we were both hammered
549
00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:55,120
before the appetizers even got
there.
550
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,620
There's no way I'm gonna drive
home.
551
00:29:57,620 --> 00:30:00,360
So, she invited me back to her
place
552
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,730
which we went to, which was
amazing.
553
00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:06,130
I mean this girl lives in
a two bedroom penthouse,
554
00:30:06,130 --> 00:30:08,830
completely decked out all
by herself, two bedrooms.
555
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,570
Yeah, yeah, tell him what
the second bedroom is for.
556
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:14,310
Alright, so we have
a couple more drinks,
557
00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:15,870
start making out on the couch.
558
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,640
And then she asked me
to go to her bedroom.
559
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:22,010
The only thing is we don't go to
her room.
560
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,680
We go to the other room, the
second room.
561
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,720
She opens the door and there are
whips,
562
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,420
chains, bonded stuff and
like a sex swing hanging
563
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,890
from the ceiling.
564
00:30:33,890 --> 00:30:35,360
I mean, she had everything,
565
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,930
every toy you can imagine
except for like a sex doll.
566
00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:39,760
He was the sex that she
needed.
567
00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:43,530
Pete, that doesn't sound so
bad man.
568
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:45,000
Not at all.
569
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,540
I mean, we start going at it
and we're at it for hours.
570
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:52,240
She's tying me down, I'm tying
her down,
571
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,850
our bodies are contorting.
572
00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:55,910
It was exhausting.
573
00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:58,880
She starfish'd you bro.
574
00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,520
- No she did not
- Yes she did!
575
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,050
I Starfish'd her too if
anything.
576
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:03,890
But you didn't.
577
00:31:03,890 --> 00:31:05,020
Dude she starfish'd you!
578
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,220
It was mutual.
579
00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:07,430
You can't
do no double starfish.
580
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:08,790
It was a mutual double
starfish situation.
581
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,860
What's a starfish?
582
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,560
So, it's basically when two
people
583
00:31:13,570 --> 00:31:15,470
they have wow sex right?
584
00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:18,300
But usually one person is more
experienced than the other,
585
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:19,140
in this case.
586
00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:21,140
And then someone is done,
587
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,110
the other is just completely
exhausted,
588
00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:27,080
passed out just lying on
the floor like a starfish.
589
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,050
You ever seen a girl like this
before?
590
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,220
- No.
- You aint never seen it?
591
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,390
- One eye open like this?
- No.
592
00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:37,050
Don't worry, it'll happen to you
man.
593
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,720
Continue with the story bro.
594
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,620
What happened next?
595
00:31:39,630 --> 00:31:41,730
So, this goes on for weeks.
596
00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:45,060
I'm going to her place every
other night.
597
00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:46,730
And then her parents got
involved
598
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:49,430
and that's when things started
spiraling out of control.
599
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,240
Parents, you are a
savage.
600
00:31:54,170 --> 00:31:57,010
Dude, I didn't sleep
with them, I met them.
601
00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:58,310
Oh I get that.
602
00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:01,910
They invited me to dinner.
603
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,680
We went to this super
nice steak restaurant.
604
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,150
Then a few days later, my car
breaks down.
605
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,320
Her dad meets me at the
dealership
606
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,130
and drops eight G's on a down
payment on a new car for me.
607
00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:17,700
Eight G's, and I barely even
know the guy.
608
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:22,270
So, few months go by
and my lease runs out.
609
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,470
I didn't have anywhere to go
610
00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:25,640
and Michelle was all,
611
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,510
"You can stay with me, I have
the room."
612
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,710
And then her dad offers me a
job.
613
00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:34,810
What was I gonna do?
614
00:32:34,810 --> 00:32:36,150
Tell him no?
615
00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:37,520
I mean, I'm living with his
daughter
616
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,980
and he just bought me a car.
617
00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:43,020
So, now I'm trapped.
618
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,890
Well, not trapped.
619
00:32:47,890 --> 00:32:49,490
I mean I still love
Michelle and everything.
620
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,200
It's just complicated.
621
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,140
Well, do you like your job at
least?
622
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:06,180
Not really, but I am making
85K a year so there's that.
623
00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:09,750
So, let me just to recap the
whole thing
624
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:12,750
Basically Michelle's dad
bought you for 85K a year
625
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,820
and Michelle turns you into her
sex slave.
626
00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:17,490
- #Hooker.
- All right dude, chill okay.
627
00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:20,490
At least I'm getting laid
on the reg unlike you.
628
00:33:20,490 --> 00:33:22,030
Oh Okay, wow dude.
629
00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:24,760
Congratulations, you get to
have sex with your girlfriend
630
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,760
that is awesome.
631
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,860
It is awesome.
632
00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:28,370
Yeah, it is sick.
633
00:33:28,370 --> 00:33:29,230
Hello?
634
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,900
Yeah, yeah okay, I'll help you.
635
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,940
Alright, one second, bye.
636
00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:34,710
That's Alison, she's outside.
637
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:35,870
I'll be right back.
638
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,840
Sorry you couldn't keep
talking to us.
639
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,720
Sorry about that man.
640
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,420
He always makes me tell
that stupid story.
641
00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:49,450
Today should be about you.
642
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,290
No, it's okay man.
643
00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:53,260
I just wanna hear what
you guys have been up to.
644
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,760
I'm sure it's a lot more
interesting than prison.
645
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,130
Oh, hold that thought.
646
00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,100
Sorry I have to take this.
647
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,530
Hi, this is Peter.
648
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:06,140
Yeah, of course you know
it's me, you called me.
649
00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,780
I thought that was gonna be due
on Monday.
650
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,640
You mean her dad.
651
00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:17,380
Oh yeah, Michelle and I are
actually out
652
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:18,720
to dinner with friends.
653
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,750
Is there any way I can put
this off until tomorrow?
654
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:26,820
Need any help?
655
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,800
Where's Peter?
656
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,830
He's still in the living room.
657
00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:33,330
I think he's talking to your
dad.
658
00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:34,500
Oh, my God.
659
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,680
Oh, poor Peter always
getting whipped around.
660
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,410
Yeah he seems pretty tied
down.
661
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,080
Oh, so you heard about
the starfish story?
662
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,520
Oh yeah.
663
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,690
Oh my God, Tyler.
664
00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:03,790
Oh my God, it's so good to see
you.
665
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,660
I'm so glad you came.
666
00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:05,960
Are you kidding me?
667
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,700
I wouldn't miss this for the
world.
668
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:11,670
Sweet potato's coming
in hot.
669
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,310
I'm sorry Justin.
670
00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:18,440
Yeah, it's fine.
671
00:35:19,210 --> 00:35:20,950
Thank you for bringing it.
672
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:22,550
Mommy who's that?
673
00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:26,950
- Ally, is this?
- My Selena, yup.
674
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,520
Okay, the turkey.
675
00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:35,360
Relax, I turned off the oven.
676
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:38,060
Thank you Black Jesus.
677
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:41,170
Selena, this is who mommy
was telling you about.
678
00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:42,330
This is Tyler.
679
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,340
Hi Selena, it's really nice to
meet you.
680
00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:48,910
He doesn't look like the
people in prison on TV.
681
00:35:50,110 --> 00:35:55,180
Selena, that is not a nice
thing to say, apologize.
682
00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,880
No, no, no, it's all good.
683
00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:00,990
I'm sorry Tyler.
684
00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:02,220
I forgive you.
685
00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:03,750
I'm glad you came to my party.
686
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,730
I swear, they taste
better than they look.
687
00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:12,260
I'm sure they're as sweet as
you are.
688
00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:16,770
Haha, but in my defense I
wasn't a bit of a rush today
689
00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:20,400
between cooking for this,
Selena's dance practice,
690
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,710
my OBGYN appointment.
691
00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:26,180
It has been quite the
day and I need a drink.
692
00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:28,450
Bottle opener?
693
00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:30,950
Please, you know I never
leave home without one.
694
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,920
Okay, all we need is
Zachary.
695
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,190
What about Peter and the
wench?
696
00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:40,090
- Allison!
- They are right here.
697
00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:41,290
Oh whatever.
698
00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:46,730
Okay, I guess I'll go ahead
and set the table real quick.
699
00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:47,930
You wanna give me a hand bro?
700
00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,270
Yeah, sure.
701
00:36:57,210 --> 00:37:01,980
Tyler is kinda little leaner
now, looking like a snack.
702
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,720
Yeah, he definitely got in
better shape.
703
00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,550
Maybe you can date him mommy?
704
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,620
Mommy might have to sweetie.
705
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,760
Mommy might have to.
706
00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:23,900
Allison man, holy shit.
707
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,970
I know right?
708
00:37:24,970 --> 00:37:27,300
She became a mom and got hotter.
709
00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:28,310
Not like Hillary Duff.
710
00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:29,970
No, not that man, her
daughter.
711
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:32,410
What is she like five or six?
712
00:37:32,410 --> 00:37:34,750
Well, she had Selena in
college.
713
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,510
What, you expected her to never
grow up?
714
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,320
No, I know that but
it's just of kind of crazy
715
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,450
to think that one of us has a
kid.
716
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,020
I mean a baby is one thing
717
00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:46,620
but Selena's is like a full on
person.
718
00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:50,330
I mean good for Allison.
719
00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:54,370
But, I don't know, I
guess I missed a lot man.
720
00:37:57,770 --> 00:38:00,200
- I'm sorry man.
- For what?
721
00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:04,040
This, everybody coming over
here, there's the Share Pad.
722
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:04,940
It's a lot.
723
00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:10,650
Look, Pete only visited
me once in prison.
724
00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:13,380
Yeah, maybe he felt guilty or
something.
725
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:15,850
And Alison visited me twice
726
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,660
and Kate stopped when she was
dating Zach.
727
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,820
But you know, it's just,
728
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:21,290
they're acting like nothing ever
happened.
729
00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:28,300
Got it.
730
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:30,470
I just don't understand.
731
00:38:30,470 --> 00:38:32,000
What were they thinking?
732
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,210
We'll throw Tyler this big
party and he'll just forget
733
00:38:35,210 --> 00:38:38,240
that we neglected him
for six fucking years.
734
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,340
It was originally supposed
to just be me and Kate tonight
735
00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:43,080
but yeah, she wanted to surprise
you
736
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,380
and do something special.
737
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,990
- Really?
- Yeah.
738
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:51,820
So she should get someone
to blame too, not just me.
739
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,160
I don't blame you guys man.
740
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,830
You have good intentions.
741
00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:00,000
No it's one night, I'll survive.
742
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,200
You sure?
743
00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:13,240
All you can do is try.
744
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,280
We will, I just wanna keep
it between us right now.
745
00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:23,050
But we gotta tell someone
eventually.
746
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,360
Okay, just not tonight.
747
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,520
How about the end of the month
deal?
748
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,290
Deal.
749
00:39:40,410 --> 00:39:41,270
The table's set.
750
00:39:41,270 --> 00:39:42,240
Jesus, Justin.
751
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:45,780
Oh, here we go.
752
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:47,540
This must be the man of the
hour?
753
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,710
I guess so.
754
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,780
And you must be Zack.
755
00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,950
I prefer Zachary, but yes.
756
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:53,920
Nice to meet you man.
757
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,250
Wow, that's quite a grip.
758
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,420
You've been working out
at the school yard, damn?
759
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:02,890
No, there was no school
yard or anything like that.
760
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,400
Just push ups and prison food I
guess.
761
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,060
Well keep it up man.
762
00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,270
You're doing great.
763
00:40:08,270 --> 00:40:09,630
Me, I just worked out three
times a week,
764
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,970
but I went vegan.
765
00:40:11,970 --> 00:40:13,640
It's been working wonders for
me.
766
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,470
Nice, yeah I'll have
to try that sometime.
767
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,810
Tyler, you just ate two
double cheeseburgers for lunch.
768
00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:23,350
It might be a little
tough to go vegan my man.
769
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:26,780
Well, it's not for everyone.
770
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,350
Two, good Lord Ty?
771
00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:29,250
It was my first meal after
prison.
772
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,520
Can you cut me some slack?
773
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,620
Okay, so does anyone want
refills?
774
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:33,490
Another brew?
775
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:37,030
Oh Zachary, you got
another batch of homemade?
776
00:40:37,030 --> 00:40:38,300
Oh, I sure do.
777
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,860
This is a new lager I've been
working on,
778
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,270
haven't quite figured out a name
for it,
779
00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:42,300
but you wanna try one?
780
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,970
- Yeah, sure.
- All right.
781
00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:45,470
Tyler, how about you brother?
782
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,600
I'm alright.
783
00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:49,140
Oh, come on you gotta try one.
784
00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:52,940
No, I think I'm gonna
stick to the light beer.
785
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,310
Well it's a lager, it can't
get much lighter than this.
786
00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:56,810
Just have a sip.
787
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,650
Come on man.
788
00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:58,720
Just try it.
789
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,620
He won't stop bugging you til
you do.
790
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,850
Well, I will if you will?
791
00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:04,490
No, I don't really like beer.
792
00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,720
Since when?
793
00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,890
We used to drink them
all the time in college.
794
00:41:08,890 --> 00:41:11,300
Yeah, because that's
all we could afford.
795
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,660
I've never actually
really liked the taste.
796
00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:15,570
You know I have been
trying to put her on beer
797
00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:18,500
for two years now but every
time I pick up a new brew,
798
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,870
she just shoots it down.
799
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,810
It would be waste on her.
800
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,210
So, how does this new batch
compare
801
00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:29,310
to the ones you brought
802
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,350
to Michelle's beach house last
summer?
803
00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:34,750
No comparison whatsoever,
worlds better.
804
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,920
All right, cheers.
805
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,890
Cheers.
806
00:41:38,890 --> 00:41:40,190
To getting out of jail.
807
00:41:43,930 --> 00:41:46,060
To getting out of jail.
808
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,510
Okay, yeah, it's pretty good
man.
809
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:03,250
Yeah, jail break.
810
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,420
Excuse me?
811
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:09,390
It's the name of the
beer, a jailbreak lager.
812
00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:10,690
It's a great name for it.
813
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:14,220
What?
814
00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:16,130
You know what.
815
00:42:16,130 --> 00:42:17,390
No I don't.
816
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,200
The name bro, it's just
a little insensitive.
817
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,070
Oh, come on.
818
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,240
Tyler I'm sorry, I
didn't mean it like that.
819
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,440
No it's cool man, don't worry
about it.
820
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,270
Okay but I don't wanna
hurt your feelings.
821
00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:30,310
No I know you didn't, it's
fine.
822
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,880
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
823
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,980
What?
824
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:43,120
Go apologize and actually mean
it.
825
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,090
- Okay fine, fine.
- Go.
826
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,630
Are you sure you guys
don't need any help?
827
00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:53,600
We'll be fine, we got
it.
828
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,330
I could peel some more
potatoes.
829
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,670
I already peeled them all.
830
00:42:57,670 --> 00:42:58,770
I can help set the table.
831
00:42:58,770 --> 00:43:00,340
I already told you we set it.
832
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,340
All right, fine.
833
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,990
So you really gonna marry
that?
834
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,170
He's a tool.
835
00:43:40,780 --> 00:43:41,880
You can get her back.
836
00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:51,890
Whoa, sorry I didn't
know anyone was waiting..
837
00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:55,290
I wasn't, I want to
apologize for what I said
838
00:43:55,290 --> 00:43:56,160
in the kitchen.
839
00:43:57,230 --> 00:43:59,130
It's all good, don't worry
about it.
840
00:43:59,130 --> 00:44:04,130
I know, but I feel bad and
I'd hate for us to start off
841
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,400
on the wrong foot.
842
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,640
I wanna apologize.
843
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,170
Well, you already
apologized and it's okay.
844
00:44:12,010 --> 00:44:14,880
Just come on outside
with me real quick, right?
845
00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:17,050
It will just take a second.
846
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:21,250
- All right, sure.
- Great, come on.
847
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:39,840
It's so beautiful out.
848
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,210
Is that weed?
849
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,410
It sure is.
850
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,880
You know they made marijuana
recreational
851
00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:57,120
when you were in jail which
in essence decriminalized it.
852
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,760
It sucks they didn't do
that before you got busted.
853
00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:05,730
Yeah.
854
00:45:09,230 --> 00:45:09,800
You want some?
855
00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:15,640
No, no I'm good thank you.
856
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,310
Let me know if you change your
mind.
857
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,490
So, how's it feel man?
858
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,790
How's what feel?
859
00:45:32,190 --> 00:45:33,460
Getting out of prison?
860
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,590
You know 'cause Kate told me
861
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,960
that you took the fall for all
those guys.
862
00:45:40,830 --> 00:45:42,100
So, let me get this straight?
863
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:45,170
You stockpile 20 pounds
of weed for that party?
864
00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,000
Yeah, about that.
865
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,610
What the idea was to take the
weed,
866
00:45:50,610 --> 00:45:52,280
put in some barrels and
then we were going to just-
867
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,780
- And hotbox the whole house.
868
00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:56,010
Dude, that's so cool.
869
00:45:58,020 --> 00:45:59,320
Sucks you got busted.
870
00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:04,960
Yeah, it really sucked.
871
00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:12,500
But you know, it could happen
anyone.
872
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,930
It was an accident.
873
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:16,370
But it happened to you, of
course.
874
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,110
Freaking Peter man,
875
00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:25,680
making you take the fall for all
of this.
876
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,450
Can't believe you're still
friends with the guy.
877
00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:29,880
Wasn't it his idea in the first
place
878
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,650
to get all the weed for the
party?
879
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:33,320
Yeah, it was.
880
00:46:35,890 --> 00:46:37,150
If he would've done that to
me,
881
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,020
I'd never talked to that dude
again.
882
00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:43,390
But you know, I guess you're
a better man than I am.
883
00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,370
I'm a nice guy, what can I
say?
884
00:46:49,270 --> 00:46:51,540
That's the understatement
of the century my guy.
885
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:58,240
Listen man, I just don't want
things
886
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,480
to be weird between us.
887
00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:03,510
Why would things be weird?
888
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,380
I just met you.
889
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:10,150
Because of Kate, you guys used
to date,
890
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,190
she's my girlfriend.
891
00:47:14,830 --> 00:47:17,160
Well you mean fiance though?
892
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,230
She told you?
893
00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,070
No, she didn't tell me
anything.
894
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,430
I saw the ring.
895
00:47:27,710 --> 00:47:29,210
You saw the ring?
896
00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:30,410
It's pretty nice isn't it?
897
00:47:30,410 --> 00:47:32,210
Picked it out myself.
898
00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:33,410
Yeah, it's very nice.
899
00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:37,180
You see, she kind of wanted to
keep it
900
00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:39,420
on the DL, this whole
engagement.
901
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,550
Keep it our little secret.
902
00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:42,690
Me on the other hand,
903
00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:44,090
I just wanna shout out this
engagement
904
00:47:44,090 --> 00:47:45,060
on top of the mountain.
905
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:47,060
Like yo, that's my wife!
906
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,730
I am hitting that man.
907
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,730
Relax man, lighten up.
908
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,730
Just joking I'm not that awful.
909
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,740
Zach, I just really care about
Kate
910
00:48:07,210 --> 00:48:09,210
so I just wanna make
sure that she's happy.
911
00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:15,230
Yeah, so do I.
912
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,250
Why do you think I'm marrying
her, huh?
913
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,720
Yeah.
914
00:48:20,730 --> 00:48:22,730
You know what, that makes a lot
of sense.
915
00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:29,770
Tyler I know I'm probably
not your favorite person
916
00:48:29,770 --> 00:48:33,000
in the world, but I make Kate
happy.
917
00:48:34,340 --> 00:48:36,910
And I know that may not make you
happy
918
00:48:36,910 --> 00:48:39,110
but you're just gonna
have to deal with it.
919
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,250
How about we go back inside and
be social?
920
00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:52,160
It's a party isn't it?
921
00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:54,620
Come on, let's go.
922
00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:15,880
Jesus Kate, you weigh like 90
pounds,
923
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,350
how do you take up so much
space?
924
00:49:17,350 --> 00:49:19,880
I'm standing still, you're
the one who keeps moving.
925
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,170
Oh, that look good don't it?
926
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,670
- Yeah.
- Better than your turkey
927
00:49:38,670 --> 00:49:40,140
that you brought to school
in the seventh grade
928
00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:41,570
and made everybody poo poo.
929
00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,070
Yeah, it don't even get close to
this.
930
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,210
Mine is perfect that's
why you on the potatoes,
931
00:49:45,210 --> 00:49:46,140
stick with them.
932
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,080
You sure you guys
don't need any help it?
933
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,510
Oh yeah, we're fine.
934
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,320
Hey Zachary, you should go
say hi to Alison and Peter
935
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,580
in the living room.
936
00:49:53,590 --> 00:49:55,420
Okay, all right.
937
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,820
Hey Tyler, you wanna go?
938
00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:59,560
I don't wanna interrupt
their magic in here.
939
00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:03,590
Do I have to go with that guy
940
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200
because I really don't want to?
941
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,100
Yes and be nice.
942
00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:12,040
For you, I'll try.
943
00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:19,210
I may need a few more
of these first though.
944
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,680
Jailbreak!
945
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,450
It was funny, jailbreak!
946
00:50:34,890 --> 00:50:36,430
Okay, okay my turn.
947
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:44,970
Never have I ever had a
threesome.
948
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,200
You better not have.
949
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,740
Foursome, but who's counting.
950
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:51,110
Yeah not you.
951
00:50:51,110 --> 00:50:53,880
- Geez Allison.
- And she wonders
952
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,150
why she's still single.
953
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,980
Oh whatever, none of you all
know
954
00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:01,790
what it's like trying to date
when you're a single mom.
955
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,220
I love my Selena to death
956
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:09,090
but when guys hear you're a mom,
957
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,830
they just stop talking to me.
958
00:51:12,830 --> 00:51:16,930
Yeah, I'm a mom but I'm hotter
now than I was in college.
959
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:19,970
This momma needs some loving.
960
00:51:20,910 --> 00:51:21,910
Oh, yes she does!
961
00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:27,180
Tyler, you haven't really
seen me since college.
962
00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:29,080
Don't you think I got hotter?
963
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:29,950
Excuse me?
964
00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:31,580
Do I think you got hotter?
965
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,420
Would you bang me?
966
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,650
Allison, we're
friends.
967
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,320
Come on, would you bang me?
968
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:43,030
Ally, okay I guess I would.
969
00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:44,690
Yeah, there we go.
970
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:45,600
Thank you!
971
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,500
God, it is like pulling
teeth with you guys.
972
00:51:50,470 --> 00:51:53,540
I mean, for what it's
worth Allison, I'd bang you.
973
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,440
I mean, if I was single,
not now obviously.
974
00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:02,650
Thank you Zachary.
975
00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:07,980
Oh whatever, it's not
like you weren't hoeing
976
00:52:07,990 --> 00:52:09,020
around in college.
977
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,060
Excuse me, would you like
to elaborate on that Peter?
978
00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:16,190
Yeah Peter, would you?
979
00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:18,730
I would but tonight is not
about me.
980
00:52:18,730 --> 00:52:22,700
Tyler, why don't you
tell us about prison man?
981
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,500
What was the craziest
thing that happened to you?
982
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:29,410
Yeah, was there like some
prison riots and stuff?
983
00:52:29,410 --> 00:52:32,080
No, no I was in a
minimum security prison.
984
00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:34,040
Yeah, but it had to be cooler
985
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:35,880
than anything we were doing out
here.
986
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,350
I mean, did you ever like
get in a lunch room brawl
987
00:52:38,350 --> 00:52:40,380
or like learn how to
make a shiv or something?
988
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,550
Pete, it wasn't cool.
989
00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:43,550
It was prison.
990
00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:49,560
I did the same thing every
day for six years, it sucked.
991
00:52:52,830 --> 00:52:54,100
And if it's all right,
992
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,900
I'd rather not talk about it
right now.
993
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,700
Of course it is.
994
00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:03,770
Yeah, sorry man.
995
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:04,870
No, it's all right.
996
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,750
It's just a little fresh I
guess.
997
00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:17,350
So Tyler, have you thought
about what you might wanna do
998
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,220
for work here?
999
00:53:20,790 --> 00:53:23,460
I think I'm gonna start just
doing some freelance work.
1000
00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:25,460
I think it's gonna be a little
hard for a company to hire me
1001
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,760
with a felony charge and also.
1002
00:53:27,770 --> 00:53:29,570
Tyler, what was your major?
1003
00:53:29,570 --> 00:53:31,370
Graphic design.
1004
00:53:31,370 --> 00:53:34,140
Well, I can ask my dad if
he has any need for designers
1005
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,610
in his company.
1006
00:53:35,610 --> 00:53:36,770
I know you're a nice guy,
1007
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:40,210
Peter told me everything that
happened.
1008
00:53:40,210 --> 00:53:41,080
Did he now?
1009
00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:46,120
Yeah Michelle, I don't
think that's such a good idea.
1010
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,320
I read the HR manual
1011
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,120
and your dad's company doesn't
hire anyone
1012
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,990
with a felony charge.
1013
00:53:50,990 --> 00:53:53,590
You read the HR manual Peter?
1014
00:53:53,590 --> 00:53:54,590
Yeah, I did.
1015
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,430
Nerd!
1016
00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:05,130
Well, at least I have
an HR manual to read
1017
00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:06,240
'cause I have a job.
1018
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,600
- Peter?
- Oh well,
1019
00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:09,510
at least I didn't have
to beg my girlfriend
1020
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:12,980
for a job.
1021
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:14,010
It's not begging, it's
called networking you dick.
1022
00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:15,750
Oh really?
1023
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:19,320
Well, I didn't know that sleeping
with your boss's daughter
1024
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,180
is called networking.
1025
00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:22,990
Well in that case, I guess me
and Kate
1026
00:54:22,990 --> 00:54:24,790
and her father have to
have a big conversation.
1027
00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:25,860
You know what?
1028
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,590
You've been such a dick like all
night
1029
00:54:27,590 --> 00:54:28,420
to like everybody.
1030
00:54:28,430 --> 00:54:29,290
You don't want this bro.
1031
00:54:29,290 --> 00:54:30,130
Why are you even here?
1032
00:54:30,130 --> 00:54:31,360
You do not want this,
1033
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,200
I take two classes of
judo this month okay.
1034
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,830
- Okay, that's enough stop.
- He started it!
1035
00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:36,830
- It doesn't matter.
- And I would've finished
1036
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,830
it too bro, what's up?
1037
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,470
Dinner's ready!
1038
00:54:42,470 --> 00:54:43,610
A dinner bell?
1039
00:54:43,610 --> 00:54:45,040
Really Kate?
1040
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,540
Yeah, I saw it online
and it was only seven bucks
1041
00:54:48,550 --> 00:54:50,050
so I had to.
1042
00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:51,610
All right, is everybody ready?
1043
00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:58,050
Yeah, I'm starving actually.
1044
00:54:58,060 --> 00:55:01,060
Oh Alison, is Selena gonna
sit with us at the table
1045
00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:02,290
or hang out in here?
1046
00:55:02,290 --> 00:55:05,060
Oops, no she'll be fine with
her shows.
1047
00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:07,360
I'll fix her up a plate.
1048
00:55:08,270 --> 00:55:09,370
Okay, great.
1049
00:55:09,370 --> 00:55:11,000
All right, I hope everybody's
hungry
1050
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,700
'cause we got a lot of food.
1051
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,400
All right, one beautiful bird
coming in.
1052
00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:54,510
Peter, can you move
the beets to make room?
1053
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:08,390
Does anyone need anything else?
1054
00:56:09,330 --> 00:56:10,730
Another drink or?
1055
00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,200
- Okay then.
- Actually Jay,
1056
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,100
can I talk to you for a second?
1057
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:20,470
Yeah, yeah, sure.
1058
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,310
- Just real quick?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1059
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,150
What's up?
1060
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,220
Zachary man.
1061
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:35,620
What about him?
1062
00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:38,890
He sucks, dude.
1063
00:56:40,890 --> 00:56:41,960
Man, you should've heard
the shit he was saying
1064
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:42,930
to me outside.
1065
00:56:42,930 --> 00:56:44,260
I know he sucks man
1066
00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:46,260
but do you think you might
be overreacting a bit?
1067
00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,400
You have been drinking.
1068
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,500
No I have, but I'm not
overreacting.
1069
00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:54,440
Man, we can let Kate marry that
man?
1070
00:56:56,910 --> 00:56:59,980
Look, I know you still
have feelings for her.
1071
00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,780
No, it's not even like that
man.
1072
00:57:03,210 --> 00:57:04,310
Okay, maybe there's a little bit
1073
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,580
but we can't let her go through
with it.
1074
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,480
I mean, we have to say
something.
1075
00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:09,990
I've tried man.
1076
00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:11,790
I've talked to her and him
when they first started dating,
1077
00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,620
even with Peter and Michelle.
1078
00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:15,590
Don't even get me
started with Peter man.
1079
00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:20,760
What happened with those two?
1080
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:26,270
I mean, people just grow up in
a way
1081
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:30,540
and they wanted to settle down,
1082
00:57:31,610 --> 00:57:33,280
it's just what people started
doing.
1083
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,780
Why didn't you?
1084
00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:38,610
'Cause I like hoeing around.
1085
00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:41,880
It's fun.
1086
00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:45,890
Hey, tomorrow night me and you,
1087
00:57:45,890 --> 00:57:47,790
we're gonna go out and
we're gonna find some girls
1088
00:57:47,790 --> 00:57:50,230
that haven't settled down
if you know what I'm saying.
1089
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,830
You down for that?
1090
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,730
Yeah.
1091
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,870
All right, good.
1092
00:58:00,870 --> 00:58:04,010
Now let's go eat some
turkey, rip some shots,
1093
00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:06,010
have some fun all right.
1094
00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:07,840
Fuck what they all think down
there.
1095
00:58:10,780 --> 00:58:12,250
- You're right.
- All right?
1096
00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,650
Let's do it, let's have fun.
1097
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,590
For the love of God Allison,
just take the damn photo!
1098
00:58:19,590 --> 00:58:21,760
Shut up, I'm trying.
1099
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,330
- Smile
- Wait I'm trying.
1100
00:58:24,530 --> 00:58:26,530
Thank you, it looks great.
1101
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:34,500
Well, it's about time.
1102
00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:35,840
We've been waiting.
1103
00:58:36,810 --> 00:58:39,740
Okay, how about maybe thank
you
1104
00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:42,210
for making the turkey Justin?
1105
00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:44,950
- Thanks Justin.
- Thank you Justin.
1106
00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:47,280
See, they are grateful now
let's eat.
1107
00:58:50,990 --> 00:58:54,120
Hey Justin, I got to say
this whole cooking the turkey,
1108
00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:56,060
organizing this whole dinner,
1109
00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:57,960
your clothing line, you are
quite
1110
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,130
the renaissance man my
friend, congratulations.
1111
00:59:02,230 --> 00:59:03,770
Please don't feed his ego.
1112
00:59:03,770 --> 00:59:05,740
Seriously, I don't think
he can get any cockier.
1113
00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:07,400
Whoa, whoa, whoa, cocky?
1114
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:08,370
No, I'm not cocky man.
1115
00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:11,110
I am fucking vindicated.
1116
00:59:11,110 --> 00:59:14,880
You know how hard it was to
put this whole thing together?
1117
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,650
Yeah, well I think it's great
Jay.
1118
00:59:16,650 --> 00:59:17,480
You should be really proud.
1119
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,650
Thank you.
1120
00:59:18,650 --> 00:59:21,320
I agree, it's really
impressive Justin.
1121
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,490
Plus your leggings make my ass
look good
1122
00:59:24,490 --> 00:59:27,060
so keep making clothes.
1123
00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:29,490
I am grateful to help
you on that Allison.
1124
00:59:30,930 --> 00:59:34,800
Well, when you've had as many
failed businesses as Justin,
1125
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,800
it's only a matter of time
before one of them takes off.
1126
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,670
- Right Jay?
- You damn right.
1127
00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:42,140
Self-made, I mean I was over
1128
00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:44,170
that whole corporate America
shit.
1129
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:49,110
I mean my last job, ass.
1130
00:59:49,110 --> 00:59:54,280
I was making 35K to manage a
client
1131
00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:58,190
that was grossing our company
over $3 million a year.
1132
00:59:58,190 --> 01:00:02,590
Like how does that even make any
sense?
1133
01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:03,930
Why even try?
1134
01:00:03,930 --> 01:00:05,960
Because if you don't you'll
get fired.
1135
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,360
No you won't.
1136
01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:12,000
My nine to five boss has me
doing like three people's jobs.
1137
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,300
If he were to fire me,
he would be so fucked.
1138
01:00:15,310 --> 01:00:19,980
He tried to reprimand me for
my lack of enthusiasm lately.
1139
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,810
It's like, yo bitch why
don't I reprimand you
1140
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,380
for my lack of salary?
1141
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,790
Oh, working sucks man.
1142
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,020
I mean, corporate America broke
my spirit.
1143
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:37,490
It's like trade in your
soul for 401k in a salary
1144
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,890
with good health benefits.
1145
01:00:39,930 --> 01:00:45,000
Oh, I miss college, no
responsibilities, just fun
1146
01:00:45,470 --> 01:00:46,470
that was so great.
1147
01:00:48,070 --> 01:00:51,210
When I was in college, I
couldn't wait to graduate.
1148
01:00:51,210 --> 01:00:53,880
- Yeah, that was dumb.
- Right?
1149
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,410
Now it's just go to work, make
money,
1150
01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:01,550
pay your bills and just keep
repeating that until you die.
1151
01:01:01,550 --> 01:01:03,690
Yeah, growing up really sucks.
1152
01:01:03,690 --> 01:01:04,820
Sure it does.
1153
01:01:08,590 --> 01:01:09,830
You know if you hate your jobs
so much,
1154
01:01:09,830 --> 01:01:11,030
why don't you just quit?
1155
01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:12,760
Get a new one.
1156
01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:15,900
Wouldn't that be nice?
1157
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:20,440
Yeah, I should just quit my
job.
1158
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,110
Me and Selena can become
actors to pay the bills.
1159
01:01:24,110 --> 01:01:26,110
Oh, I could be your manager.
1160
01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:27,940
Yeah, and I'll call
your dad and be like,
1161
01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,780
"Hey Mr. Nolan, can you give me
a raise?
1162
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:32,420
"And also lessen my workload."
1163
01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:33,520
That would go over well.
1164
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,350
I think you guys just need to
find out
1165
01:01:35,350 --> 01:01:37,390
what you wanna do in life.
1166
01:01:37,390 --> 01:01:40,020
I think that's all of
you guys' problem is.
1167
01:01:42,390 --> 01:01:45,860
Yeah, but I wish it was that
easy.
1168
01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:49,230
I just don't know what I want.
1169
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,100
Well, I mean I don't know,
1170
01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:53,700
it might be a little corny
1171
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,870
but maybe you can just
start off by making a list,
1172
01:01:56,870 --> 01:01:57,910
note everything that you like
1173
01:01:57,910 --> 01:02:00,210
and then pick out the ones
1174
01:02:00,210 --> 01:02:01,780
that you can make money off of.
1175
01:02:03,410 --> 01:02:05,450
Yeah, I guess.
1176
01:02:05,450 --> 01:02:10,390
You should, I mean it's what I
did.
1177
01:02:10,390 --> 01:02:12,790
And I got a pretty good idea
of what I'm gonna do now
1178
01:02:12,790 --> 01:02:14,590
that I'm out so.
1179
01:02:14,590 --> 01:02:18,130
Yeah, but it's tough to
find time to even do that
1180
01:02:18,130 --> 01:02:21,930
with work, Selena, friends.
1181
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,770
Yeah and Tyler you also
had a lot more free time
1182
01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:27,840
than all of us to think about
your goals.
1183
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,340
Damn it.
1184
01:02:37,450 --> 01:02:39,350
Are you serious right now?
1185
01:02:39,350 --> 01:02:41,250
Oh come on, I was just joking.
1186
01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:43,090
Screw your jokes, you've been
a dick.
1187
01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:45,150
- Ty, Ty.
- No, no you've been a dick
1188
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,690
- to me all night.
- Tyler?
1189
01:02:46,690 --> 01:02:48,690
Come on dude, he didn't mean
it.
1190
01:02:48,690 --> 01:02:49,990
I was just joking.
1191
01:02:49,990 --> 01:02:51,830
Yeah, just let it go Ty.
1192
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,610
Wow, you know what?
1193
01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:08,640
You're right, it was a joke.
1194
01:03:10,210 --> 01:03:11,850
This whole night's been a joke.
1195
01:03:14,950 --> 01:03:19,720
All night, every single one
of you have been complaining.
1196
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,560
You think work sucks?
1197
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:26,560
Try prison, I sacrificed
72 months of my life.
1198
01:03:27,730 --> 01:03:30,230
I never even had the opportunity
to make the kind of life
1199
01:03:30,230 --> 01:03:32,130
that you guys have been bitching
about.
1200
01:03:35,410 --> 01:03:38,370
Look dude, nobody asked
you to play the martyr.
1201
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,180
Hey Peter, Peter.
1202
01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:41,840
You hear that?
1203
01:03:41,850 --> 01:03:43,350
That I didn't have to play the
martyr?
1204
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,050
Peter, how come when the cops
showed up,
1205
01:03:47,050 --> 01:03:48,550
you were nowhere to be found?
1206
01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:56,330
It was your idea to hotbox
the whole house for the party.
1207
01:03:57,660 --> 01:03:58,830
It was also you
1208
01:03:58,830 --> 01:04:00,930
who made sure the cops showed
up.
1209
01:04:00,930 --> 01:04:02,600
Right Jay, right?
1210
01:04:03,770 --> 01:04:05,100
Yeah Ty, yeah.
1211
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,600
Somebody tripped the alarm.
1212
01:04:09,170 --> 01:04:10,840
It was an accident, okay.
1213
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:11,770
I said I was sorry.
1214
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:13,880
Yeah, if you were sorry,
1215
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,950
you would've shared the blame
with me.
1216
01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:17,880
All of you would have.
1217
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,750
Whoa, hold on.
1218
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,350
You said that you would take the
wrap
1219
01:04:21,350 --> 01:04:23,020
so that none of us would
have a felony charge
1220
01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:24,190
that would ruin our lives.
1221
01:04:24,190 --> 01:04:25,520
That really doesn't even
matter anyway
1222
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,120
'cause you all ruined your
lives all by yourselves.
1223
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,430
All you guys, all three
of you hate your jobs,
1224
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,030
hate your lives.
1225
01:04:40,170 --> 01:04:43,910
You just complain, complain and
complain.
1226
01:04:43,910 --> 01:04:46,110
At least you had a chance to
make something of your lives.
1227
01:04:46,110 --> 01:04:47,980
You don't have to spend
half a decade locked
1228
01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:49,580
in a fucking box.
1229
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,950
But what did you do with it
though?
1230
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,830
All right Tyler, I
think you've had enough
1231
01:05:04,830 --> 01:05:06,560
- to drink.
- Fuck you.
1232
01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:09,770
You know they may hate their
jobs
1233
01:05:09,770 --> 01:05:10,930
but at least I have one bud.
1234
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:11,900
Tyler!
1235
01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:17,610
Kate, you should've heard
the shit he was saying outside.
1236
01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:19,610
Come on, we were just messing
around.
1237
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:21,940
Messing around?
1238
01:05:26,950 --> 01:05:32,020
How unappreciative and
ungrateful can you be?
1239
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:44,630
Six years for you guys.
1240
01:05:47,770 --> 01:05:48,870
What a fucking waste.
1241
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,370
I think
Michelle
1242
01:06:16,370 --> 01:06:18,130
and I should hit the road.
1243
01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:21,740
Great, bail like you always
do.
1244
01:06:24,310 --> 01:06:26,180
Look, let's just go.
1245
01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:35,880
Justin, do you have a
trashcan?
1246
01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:37,150
I think I'm gonna vomit.
1247
01:06:43,490 --> 01:06:44,390
Shit.
1248
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:54,740
You know no one likes you right?
1249
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,420
I'm not apologizing Jay.
1250
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:43,320
It's Kate, we need to talk.
1251
01:08:02,670 --> 01:08:03,570
I'm sorry.
1252
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,810
Gee thanks.
1253
01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:13,350
No seriously, I mean it
really should've just been me,
1254
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,150
you and Justin tonight.
1255
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,920
Clearly we did not think this
through.
1256
01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:24,630
Yeah, clearly.
1257
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:34,840
Look, I do appreciate the
effort.
1258
01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:40,510
I know you guys are just trying
to do something nice for me.
1259
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:46,150
Do we get an A for effort at
least?
1260
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:51,450
Yeah, you get an A for effort.
1261
01:08:58,330 --> 01:08:59,900
Look, can I ask you something?
1262
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,470
Yeah, of course.
1263
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,140
Are you just gonna stand there
1264
01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:16,850
or do you wanna sit down?
1265
01:09:19,980 --> 01:09:20,880
Yeah, I'll sit.
1266
01:09:31,630 --> 01:09:36,670
Ty, just ask me the question.
1267
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,770
What could you possibly see in
Zachary?
1268
01:09:47,610 --> 01:09:48,510
What?
1269
01:09:51,050 --> 01:09:53,120
I mean Kate, you can't marry
that man.
1270
01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:58,050
It's not really your
decision to make Ty.
1271
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,590
I mean, I love him.
1272
01:10:00,590 --> 01:10:02,460
He's such a pompous asshole.
1273
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,430
You just met him.
1274
01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:06,760
How would you even know?
1275
01:10:07,670 --> 01:10:09,300
The fact that you just said,
1276
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,630
"How would you know?",
just proves my point.
1277
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:14,870
Don't put words in my mouth
Ty.
1278
01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:19,710
Okay, why then?
1279
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,080
Why what?
1280
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,250
Why do you love him?
1281
01:10:24,980 --> 01:10:26,650
What do you mean why?
1282
01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:30,220
When you love someone, you love
someone.
1283
01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:31,990
There doesn't need to be a
reason.
1284
01:10:31,990 --> 01:10:34,890
What do you mean there
doesn't have to be a reason?
1285
01:10:34,890 --> 01:10:37,660
I don't know it's just love.
1286
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,900
Kate, I get that you
didn't wanna wait for me
1287
01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:44,430
to get out of prison but him?
1288
01:10:45,370 --> 01:10:47,570
I mean, you can do a lot better
than that.
1289
01:10:47,570 --> 01:10:50,270
Oh, 'cause you're the
best judge of character?
1290
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:08,660
I'm sorry.
1291
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,600
I did so much for you guys.
1292
01:11:24,710 --> 01:11:29,710
No one forced you to take the
fall Ty.
1293
01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:31,450
No one forced me?
1294
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:38,990
They begged me, begged me
to figure out a situation
1295
01:11:38,990 --> 01:11:40,790
so you guys wouldn't get
convicted.
1296
01:11:48,730 --> 01:11:52,330
Kate, you know what I
did was the only way.
1297
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,980
Allison, Selena, Pete and Jay
knew.
1298
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,720
You guys show up here
1299
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,390
and you act like nothing ever
happened.
1300
01:12:10,390 --> 01:12:12,220
I've never heard this much
complaining for
1301
01:12:12,220 --> 01:12:13,490
in my entire life.
1302
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,230
You know what might seem
like a lot compared to you.
1303
01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:25,870
I'm not trying to belittle what
you did,
1304
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:32,240
but growing up and getting
out of college just wasn't
1305
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:37,450
what we all thought it would be.
1306
01:12:37,450 --> 01:12:38,350
How so?
1307
01:12:39,950 --> 01:12:42,550
Well, when you get to college,
1308
01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:45,620
you get to pick your major
with the expectations
1309
01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:48,460
that you'll get a job
doing what you wanna do
1310
01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:50,130
with your major.
1311
01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:52,730
And sometimes it's hard
to find a job in that field,
1312
01:12:52,730 --> 01:12:53,860
I get that.
1313
01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:58,870
No, it's not hard, it's
impossible.
1314
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,610
So what happens is someone like
me
1315
01:13:03,610 --> 01:13:06,210
who wants to be a photographer,
1316
01:13:06,210 --> 01:13:08,480
ends up having to get a job in
sales
1317
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:11,050
because there are no
photography jobs available.
1318
01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:15,550
So a super creative person
who shouldn't be sitting
1319
01:13:15,550 --> 01:13:20,560
at a desk all day ends up
having to sit at a desk all day.
1320
01:13:21,590 --> 01:13:24,730
And then on top of that,
this job that you're forced
1321
01:13:24,730 --> 01:13:26,900
to take doesn't even pay that
well.
1322
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,570
So you're underpaid,
overworked and you're not doing
1323
01:13:30,570 --> 01:13:34,670
what makes you happy, it's
awful.
1324
01:13:40,710 --> 01:13:42,780
To make matters even worse,
1325
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:47,450
I still have $40,000 in
student loans to pay off
1326
01:13:50,090 --> 01:13:52,150
so it's not like I can just quit
my job.
1327
01:13:59,030 --> 01:14:01,860
Some things in life don't
give you any choices Ty.
1328
01:14:06,370 --> 01:14:08,670
You just have to make them work.
1329
01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:27,520
I'm sorry.
1330
01:14:33,830 --> 01:14:37,500
Don't be sorry, it's not your
fault.
1331
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,070
Well, if it makes you feel any
better,
1332
01:14:45,410 --> 01:14:50,480
currently I'm $60,000 in debt,
I'm homeless, I'm unemployed
1333
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:56,690
and I've got a felony charge
on my permanent record.
1334
01:14:58,090 --> 01:15:02,320
So I'd say sitting next to me,
you're looking pretty good.
1335
01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:15,400
You know, that's the thing
I missed the most about you,
1336
01:15:17,210 --> 01:15:18,510
it's your optimism.
1337
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:20,910
My optimism?
1338
01:15:20,910 --> 01:15:21,740
Yeah.
1339
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,610
Really?
1340
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:24,680
Yeah.
1341
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:30,690
I mean even before prison,
no matter what the situation,
1342
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,690
you always looked at the glass
half full.
1343
01:15:35,730 --> 01:15:37,230
I don't know how you did it.
1344
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,770
Maybe it's just perspective.
1345
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,440
You may hate your job
but at least you got one.
1346
01:15:50,810 --> 01:15:52,940
You got food and a roof over
your head.
1347
01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:55,810
A lot of folks don't even have
that.
1348
01:15:59,350 --> 01:16:04,420
Yeah, you're right.
1349
01:16:09,590 --> 01:16:11,930
And if you wanna be a
photographer,
1350
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,600
just go out and make it happen.
1351
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:21,570
Start taking pictures on the
weekends or in your spare time
1352
01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:23,810
because if you love something,
1353
01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:28,410
you make time for it.
1354
01:16:33,350 --> 01:16:36,820
I would but, I mean I
don't even have a camera
1355
01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,320
'cause I can't afford one.
1356
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:40,520
Kate, you're already 40 grand
in debt,
1357
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,820
what's another two for
a really great camera?
1358
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,090
You'll pay it off eventually.
1359
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,860
Yeah, I guess.
1360
01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:53,030
I don't know, I'll see what I
can do.
1361
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,540
Kate, just go get the camera.
1362
01:16:57,570 --> 01:17:00,010
Dreams are worth taking a risk
on.
1363
01:17:00,010 --> 01:17:03,510
All right, okay all right, I
will.
1364
01:17:09,150 --> 01:17:12,790
So, now can I ask you a
question?
1365
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,460
Sure.
1366
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,160
Did you ever think about
1367
01:17:23,170 --> 01:17:24,970
what would have happened between
us
1368
01:17:25,770 --> 01:17:27,170
if you didn't go to prison?
1369
01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:36,750
Of course I did, everyday.
1370
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:44,820
Did you?
1371
01:17:50,630 --> 01:17:52,160
Yeah, it's crossed my mind.
1372
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,730
I'm always gonna love you Tyler.
1373
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,380
You still love me?
1374
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:14,280
In a way yes.
1375
01:18:18,390 --> 01:18:22,560
I mean what we had, it was so
special.
1376
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,960
I'm never gonna forget that.
1377
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:44,480
I still love you.
1378
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,650
You do know that right?
1379
01:19:10,210 --> 01:19:11,440
Ty, I can't.
1380
01:19:14,410 --> 01:19:15,640
Yes you can.
1381
01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:17,650
You can break up with him right
now.
1382
01:19:17,650 --> 01:19:19,480
No, it's not that simple.
1383
01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:22,450
You're only engaged.
1384
01:19:26,590 --> 01:19:28,160
Ty, I'm pregnant.
1385
01:19:32,230 --> 01:19:33,460
You're what?
1386
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,200
I'm pregnant.
1387
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:51,110
No, I saw you drinking
tonight.
1388
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,720
Well, you can't be pregnant.
1389
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,820
No, it was just sparkling
cider.
1390
01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:05,830
So that's it?
1391
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,900
You're just gonna be with him
forever?
1392
01:20:10,970 --> 01:20:12,400
You know, you could at least
pretend
1393
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,000
to be a little happy for me.
1394
01:20:16,570 --> 01:20:18,210
Why should I be happy for you?
1395
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,210
You're not even happy.
1396
01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:42,160
You deserve so much better.
1397
01:22:08,420 --> 01:22:09,780
Kate's not feeling too well
1398
01:22:09,790 --> 01:22:11,820
so I think we're gonna get out
of here.
1399
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:15,090
You sure?
1400
01:22:15,090 --> 01:22:15,920
You can take one of the empty
rooms,
1401
01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:17,830
we've got plenty of room.
1402
01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:19,160
Yeah, I know.
1403
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,430
I just really wanna sleep
in my own bed tonight.
1404
01:22:24,370 --> 01:22:25,470
Is she gonna be okay?
1405
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:30,810
Yeah, I'll keep an eye on her.
1406
01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:35,440
It'll be fine.
1407
01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:53,730
Text me when you get home
safely.
1408
01:22:53,730 --> 01:22:55,030
- I will.
- Bye.
1409
01:25:02,090 --> 01:25:03,690
I guess everyone cleared out.
1410
01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:09,860
Yup, except for Allison,
she's passed out on the couch.
1411
01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,630
I'll go check up on her.
1412
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,100
No man, she's good.
1413
01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:15,200
Selena's watching her.
1414
01:25:19,780 --> 01:25:21,880
You did some good work
on that bottle buddy.
1415
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,350
Yeah, it was either get drunk
1416
01:25:25,350 --> 01:25:27,010
or beat the shit out of Zachary.
1417
01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:30,120
Figured I'd get drunk, take the
high road.
1418
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:32,190
You should've beat
the shit out of Zachary.
1419
01:25:32,190 --> 01:25:33,350
Right?
1420
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:36,790
Next time.
1421
01:25:43,770 --> 01:25:45,230
- Good catch.
- Thanks.
1422
01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:01,650
Hey man, I'm sorry
about this whole thing.
1423
01:26:02,650 --> 01:26:05,220
Tonight really didn't go as
planned.
1424
01:26:05,220 --> 01:26:06,390
It's not your fault.
1425
01:26:07,660 --> 01:26:10,690
Well I mean, it is a
bit but not completely.
1426
01:26:19,670 --> 01:26:21,670
I kind of freaked out on Kate
tonight.
1427
01:26:25,810 --> 01:26:27,510
Yeah, I figured.
1428
01:26:27,510 --> 01:26:29,440
She seemed pretty upset when she
left.
1429
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:33,580
You don't even know the half
of it man.
1430
01:26:35,850 --> 01:26:37,750
Well, what happened?
1431
01:26:38,990 --> 01:26:43,220
Well, first of all, she's
pregnant.
1432
01:26:46,030 --> 01:26:47,560
- No.
- Yeah.
1433
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,430
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1434
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:54,400
Shit.
1435
01:26:58,010 --> 01:26:59,710
Yeah, that's why she got
engaged.
1436
01:27:01,810 --> 01:27:03,380
I just can't believe it man.
1437
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,150
How long has he been unemployed
for?
1438
01:27:11,990 --> 01:27:15,790
I think like maybe six
months without a nine to five
1439
01:27:15,790 --> 01:27:18,730
but he says he's freelancing now
1440
01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:21,260
But, he has to be making no
money
1441
01:27:21,260 --> 01:27:24,230
because Kate, that's
all she complains about
1442
01:27:24,230 --> 01:27:25,270
is not having any.
1443
01:27:31,910 --> 01:27:34,410
It's like they all just
gave up on their dreams man.
1444
01:27:36,850 --> 01:27:39,450
You never told me, how come
you never settled down?
1445
01:27:41,450 --> 01:27:42,680
Yeah, I did.
1446
01:27:42,690 --> 01:27:43,950
I like hoeing around.
1447
01:27:46,690 --> 01:27:47,820
No, seriously man.
1448
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:00,970
I don't know,
1449
01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,140
I guess I didn't wanna stop
trying new things you know?
1450
01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:09,280
I mean I'm 28, you're 28.
1451
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:12,550
This isn't like the end
all be all you know.
1452
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:16,980
I'm just now in my stride,
I got my business going.
1453
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,360
You know what the problem is?
1454
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,520
What?
1455
01:28:22,530 --> 01:28:25,860
The problem is people think
the party
1456
01:28:25,860 --> 01:28:27,330
is over after college.
1457
01:28:28,930 --> 01:28:33,300
They did it, that's it just stop
trying,
1458
01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:36,000
stop doing new things, stop
taking risks.
1459
01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:38,470
But it's not man it's not,
1460
01:28:39,340 --> 01:28:41,080
since I graduated from college,
1461
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:44,880
I got fired from two
jobs, walked out on one,
1462
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,880
fell for a pyramid scheme.
1463
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:51,150
I had three failed
business endeavors, three.
1464
01:28:51,150 --> 01:28:53,250
But I learned so much
from all those failures.
1465
01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:55,420
It made me a better, stronger
person man.
1466
01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,560
And people used to dog me bruh.
1467
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,600
They used to be like,
"Oh, he can't keep a job.
1468
01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:06,370
"He's a loser.
1469
01:29:06,370 --> 01:29:08,740
"He drinks too much.
1470
01:29:10,010 --> 01:29:11,110
"He's a failure."
1471
01:29:11,110 --> 01:29:15,880
But, everybody used to say that
shit.
1472
01:29:17,050 --> 01:29:19,910
Everybody wrote me off
just because I wasn't doing
1473
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:21,520
what I was supposed to be doing.
1474
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:22,350
Yeah, but at least
you're doing something
1475
01:29:22,350 --> 01:29:23,350
that you care about.
1476
01:29:23,350 --> 01:29:24,720
Right, you know what I mean?
1477
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,290
And those same people that
called me off
1478
01:29:26,290 --> 01:29:28,520
on my failures are the same ones
1479
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:32,030
who are too afraid to fail
that they never even start.
1480
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,400
Like, who are you to judge?
1481
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:37,630
Like you're not happy with your
life,
1482
01:29:37,630 --> 01:29:39,900
you're not, you're not.
1483
01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:42,300
You just post your
highlights on social media
1484
01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:44,310
so people think that you're
happy
1485
01:29:44,310 --> 01:29:46,570
but you hate your life, you hate
it.
1486
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:49,710
You go to the same job
that you hate every day,
1487
01:29:49,710 --> 01:29:52,480
every week doing the
same shit over and over
1488
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,420
and over again not changing
nothing and worrying about how
1489
01:29:55,420 --> 01:29:57,920
and why my life isn't different.
1490
01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:58,750
You know what I mean?
1491
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,090
Like us as millennials,
1492
01:30:00,090 --> 01:30:01,590
yeah we might have the
cards stacked against us,
1493
01:30:01,590 --> 01:30:03,990
but at least like try
something fucking new,
1494
01:30:03,990 --> 01:30:06,590
do something different,
take a risk, God damn.
1495
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:08,930
Well, that's why I couldn't
take it anymore in there man.
1496
01:30:08,930 --> 01:30:11,230
Like if you're not happy with
your life,
1497
01:30:11,230 --> 01:30:12,630
do something about it.
1498
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,100
I mean, you've got a choice.
1499
01:30:18,370 --> 01:30:20,640
Well, it's not like you're in
prison?
1500
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:23,510
Exactly, it's not
like you're prison man.
1501
01:30:23,510 --> 01:30:25,780
You can make anything happen
1502
01:30:25,780 --> 01:30:27,520
in your life if you want to man.
1503
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:32,520
It's not like any of them
are in poverty or like Africa
1504
01:30:35,090 --> 01:30:38,660
where you can get eaten
by a lion in the savanna.
1505
01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:40,830
Eaten by a lion?
1506
01:30:40,830 --> 01:30:43,200
Yeah, I don't know man, I'm
drunk.
1507
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:45,830
You know what I mean man.
1508
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,000
Basically, life can be so much
worse.
1509
01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:03,020
And for what it's worth,
1510
01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:08,020
I don't think any of them
could have lasted six days,
1511
01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,620
let alone six years in prison.
1512
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:14,630
I have so much respect for you
man.
1513
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:23,470
I really appreciate that man.
1514
01:31:29,580 --> 01:31:30,410
What are you doing?
1515
01:31:30,410 --> 01:31:32,350
I'm trying to cheers.
1516
01:31:34,180 --> 01:31:36,150
All right, to what?
1517
01:31:37,650 --> 01:31:40,590
To you, to you being awesome.
1518
01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,060
Ditto.
1519
01:31:54,670 --> 01:31:57,000
Dude, you're like batman.
1520
01:31:57,870 --> 01:31:59,340
Batman, what do you mean?
1521
01:31:59,340 --> 01:32:02,880
So you know Batman, he
saved Gotham City every night?
1522
01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:04,450
I know what Batman does yeah.
1523
01:32:05,380 --> 01:32:10,450
Okay, so even though he
saves his city every night,
1524
01:32:11,350 --> 01:32:13,720
people still find a reason to
complain.
1525
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:21,560
They need him but they
take him for granted.
1526
01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:26,800
Thank you man.
1527
01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:31,640
You're the best.
1528
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,870
Dude, you're the best.
1529
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:34,910
We the best.
1530
01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:38,880
And since we both are the best,
1531
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:41,050
we should line up two shots of
the best
1532
01:32:41,050 --> 01:32:42,320
and it's right over there
1533
01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:45,650
Hey Jay, you alright?
1534
01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:47,990
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
1535
01:32:47,990 --> 01:32:50,460
You got to walk that off
brother.
1536
01:32:50,460 --> 01:32:52,260
Now, let me line up these shots.
1537
01:32:52,260 --> 01:32:55,130
Hey, hey why don't we just
call it?
1538
01:32:56,530 --> 01:32:58,000
Great idea, I'll call the
stripper.
1539
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,940
No, no, no, let's go to bed
man.
1540
01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:01,770
Go to bed?
1541
01:33:01,770 --> 01:33:03,840
Hmm mmh, you alright?
1542
01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:08,740
I just need to go to
the bathroom real quick.
1543
01:33:08,740 --> 01:33:10,910
I'm gonna puke and we can
ride this shit back up.
1544
01:33:10,910 --> 01:33:11,810
We're gonna be good.
1545
01:33:11,810 --> 01:33:13,110
You know what buddy?
1546
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,580
We're gonna have so many
other nights to do that.
1547
01:33:14,580 --> 01:33:16,620
I think right now we
should just go to bed.
1548
01:33:18,550 --> 01:33:20,590
Can I at least take some
turkey with me to bed?
1549
01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:22,820
Absolutely, absolutely you can
1550
01:33:24,630 --> 01:33:26,260
Some good stuff right here.
1551
01:33:26,260 --> 01:33:27,260
That's some good stuff, I'm
gonna bring it to you though.
1552
01:33:27,260 --> 01:33:29,200
Huh?
I'm gonna bring it to you.
1553
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:30,360
Dark meat only.
1554
01:33:30,370 --> 01:33:32,170
Absolutely, I know it's your
favorite.
1555
01:33:32,170 --> 01:33:34,470
Don't judge me, it's
not because I'm Black.
1556
01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:36,470
It's not that reason.
1557
01:33:36,470 --> 01:33:37,440
I never said that.
1558
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,440
I just like it, I like it.
1559
01:33:51,150 --> 01:33:53,150
Yo, hell yeah.
1560
01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:56,320
Give me some of that.
1561
01:34:00,830 --> 01:34:03,500
Dude, I made such a great turkey
tonight.
1562
01:34:04,300 --> 01:34:05,700
Michelle would have been shook
1563
01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:07,200
if she would've tried some of
it.
1564
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:09,070
She would've pulled out
the whips and chains for me
1565
01:34:09,070 --> 01:34:11,140
and I would've let her keep
going.
1566
01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:12,670
Yeah man, you did a
good job.
1567
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,310
I did a great job.
1568
01:34:16,010 --> 01:34:18,550
Great, so you're good?
1569
01:34:18,550 --> 01:34:20,250
You don't need anything else?
1570
01:34:20,250 --> 01:34:21,520
Yeah, I'm good man.
1571
01:34:25,420 --> 01:34:27,490
You're going to bed?
1572
01:34:27,490 --> 01:34:30,690
No, I gotta stay up for a
little bit.
1573
01:34:30,690 --> 01:34:32,360
You know I had that three hour
nap
1574
01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:34,760
and well someone's got to watch
Selena.
1575
01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:39,370
Oh dude, we're the
worst babysitters ever.
1576
01:34:39,370 --> 01:34:40,730
Yeah, speak for yourself.
1577
01:34:42,870 --> 01:34:43,770
Come on let's go.
1578
01:34:43,770 --> 01:34:45,540
No, no, don't worry about it.
1579
01:34:45,540 --> 01:34:46,510
I got it.
1580
01:34:46,510 --> 01:34:47,610
Yeah?
1581
01:34:47,610 --> 01:34:49,010
I'll see you in the morning.
1582
01:34:52,310 --> 01:34:53,880
Oh shit my bad man, hold up.
1583
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:56,580
I got something for you in the
closet.
1584
01:34:56,590 --> 01:34:58,050
- Yeah?
- Yeah, a present.
1585
01:34:58,890 --> 01:35:00,390
- Really?
- Yeah.
1586
01:35:00,390 --> 01:35:01,890
Oh thanks man, you
didn't have to do that.
1587
01:35:01,890 --> 01:35:04,090
Yeah man, just consider it a
present
1588
01:35:04,090 --> 01:35:06,130
for the six birthdays I missed.
1589
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,250
Okay.
1590
01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:10,300
It's on the floor to
the right.
1591
01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:18,040
Can I open it now or?
1592
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,270
Yeah, this ain't Christmas
Eve open that shit.
1593
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:37,320
Jay, this must've
cost you a fortune man.
1594
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:38,990
I can't accept this.
1595
01:35:38,990 --> 01:35:40,230
Yeah, you can man.
1596
01:35:40,230 --> 01:35:41,100
You deserve it.
1597
01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:44,430
And it's brand new.
1598
01:35:44,430 --> 01:35:46,470
Don't worry, I ain't steal
it or nothing like that.
1599
01:35:46,470 --> 01:35:47,500
I just had to unwrap it
1600
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,770
so I could put all the photo
editing
1601
01:35:49,770 --> 01:35:51,570
and software shit on there.
1602
01:35:51,570 --> 01:35:52,810
Oh this is awesome man.
1603
01:35:52,810 --> 01:35:54,580
Thank you so much.
1604
01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:58,750
Enjoy it dude, but you
gotta promise me one thing?
1605
01:35:58,750 --> 01:35:59,610
Yeah what?
1606
01:36:01,950 --> 01:36:03,850
When we were in college,
I remember you saying
1607
01:36:03,850 --> 01:36:06,990
that you wanted to open
your own design company.
1608
01:36:06,990 --> 01:36:09,090
Now, I don't know what your
dream is now
1609
01:36:09,090 --> 01:36:11,660
but whatever your dream is,
1610
01:36:12,460 --> 01:36:15,000
don't stop until you get it man.
1611
01:36:16,630 --> 01:36:18,500
You're stronger than me Tyler.
1612
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:20,500
You are the a baddest White boy
I know.
1613
01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:23,670
So if I can do it, you can too.
1614
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:30,210
I promise man.
1615
01:36:30,210 --> 01:36:32,680
Now take your ass down
there and watch Selena.
1616
01:36:33,650 --> 01:36:35,180
- I'm going to sleep.
- I will.
1617
01:36:36,650 --> 01:36:37,950
Hey, come here.
1618
01:36:41,990 --> 01:36:44,290
- Thanks man.
- Yeah man, of course.
1619
01:36:47,060 --> 01:36:49,830
- Good night Justin.
- Good night man.
1620
01:36:49,830 --> 01:36:51,970
Oh, I'm glad you're back.
1621
01:36:56,470 --> 01:36:57,370
Me too.
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