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Be cool enjoy, no worries

No worries, just have fun and forget love

Just have fun, why worry about tomorrow?

No worries, just let go and enjoy

Have fun and forget who you are

Enjoy, no worries

No worries, just have fun and forget love

Just have fun, why worry about tomorrow?

Stop overthinking, just let go and enjoy

Enjoy

I’m listening, my boo.

I'll be there after work.

OK, honey.

Bye.

Hey!

Are you...

jealous of my husband?

Well, I’m over it.

Sure, you're DJ Dang.

There are plenty of hot young girls surrounding you,

enough to last a lifetime.

I do wonder though, if those hot girls just lie there,

waiting for DJ Dang to ride them?

Well, riding is...

different for everyone.

However you do it,

as long as the boys and girls

enjoy the experience,

that's the point.

I promise you this.

I, DJ Dang, will never fall in love.

No matter who the girl is.

Hey!

Who’s this girl?

You’ve broken my heart.

I no longer believe in love.

I have no idea.

She often popped up in my dreams.

I, DJ Dang, do not believe there’s such a thing as love.

Never!

You should go back to Tuan Kitty.

He seems to have cared about you more.

Calls you all the time.

Don't make him think I'm having an affair with singer Hong Tuoi.

You really think so?

Here.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOVE

Sing.

If you like it... maybe I'll compose some songs for you.

Yeah, why not?

When I was young

I thought love meant happiness

Having grown up

I realized I was wrong

The feelings

Sometimes are just physical

Bliss mixed with sorrow And what's left is heartbreak

Those who love share the same story

Meeting, dating, loving, and parting

Crying for a while and then that’s it

The bottom line is

Now is not the time for love!

There are so many worries in life

Why do we keep looking for Something that no longer exists

Why do we waste our youth Waiting around for love

Scale your bliss and sorrow

To what end?

There is no such thing

As life without suffering

Because love is

Just a dream

There is no such thing

As never-ending happiness

There is no such thing

There is no such thing

There is no such thing as love

Just relax and enjoy, my friends

What will be will be

Be cool every step of the way

Pay no mind to what's out of hand

Roaming freely under the sky

Save yourselves from shedding tears

Why search?

Why care?

While true love no longer exists

There are so many worries in life

Why do we keep looking for Something that no longer exists?

As social media influencers go,

there is no one, no celebrity,

who is more powerful than DJ Dang.

Therefore, if we could get him to be the brand ambassador

for Nhung Cuteen's Bubble Tea, I think--

Hang on!

Open the ninth photo, please!

Yes, sir!

I take it. People love this guy, right?

Yes, that's right!

Especially young women?

Also correct!

Nhung Cuteen brand focuses on young people,

especially young women.

Look at this girl.

Can you see it?

See what?

Her countenance suggests that

she would run away

and oppose her parents

in pursuit of DJ Dang.

-Are you sure? -Yes, sir!

What do you think?

I don’t know about the rest

but I know one thing for sure.

That she is my daughter.

You’ve broken my heart.

I no longer believe in love.

Who is she?

How'd someone like DJ Dang get his heart broken?

Did I talk in my sleep again?

I will prove to you...

that true love exists!

-Hello. -Hello, Dang?

Let me talk to Nhung right now!

Strange!

What is?

This is for you.

Hello, this is Nhung.

It's Windy.

My boss found a photo of you and Dang together on the Internet.

Does he know?

Just go online and type: "DJ Dang hot."

Take care of it!

Alright!

DJ DANG - A CASE OF HOPELESS ROMANTIC OR LADY KILLER?

I don't get it! Is it that serious to cancel the meeting?

You know what? You're so ignorant!

Our boss sees no one but his beloved daughter.

-But... -But what?

Your presentation backfired miserably.

What were you thinking, going overboard like that?

Who would tell his boss that,

Hey, boss, look at this chick!

Look very closely.

She would definitely run away with some dude.

You are the one who should run away!

But hey,

do you know why people call our boss

"The Boss"?

Because he is the king of hoteliers.

They said so in the newspaper.

Well, let me enlighten you.

"The Boss" in this case

is the literal kind.

The Boss?

Let me be clear.

I would never accept

that scoundrel, DJ Dang.

-But... -In Vietnam,

being a DJ is not even a career.

Mom, Dang is that handsome man on the stage.

Just relax and enjoy, my friend

What will be will be

Be cool every step of the way

Don't chase after things out of reach

Look at how being a DJ is not a career.

You see how many fans he has?

So he's the reason for this!

What did he do?

Don’t you hear it?

It's been too loud for dinner!

Sounds cool to me.

Then go on, enjoy your meal!

Because love is...

And you!

Is he the reason you insisted on us dining here?

Don't mind him. Eat.

Dad!

Mom!

I’m pregnant. It's Dang's baby.

There is no such thing

There is no such thing

There is no such thing as love

-Hurry up, my parents are expecting you! -Please!

Please!

Why would I want to meet your parents?

Well...

I'm not doing it!

Dang!

What?

I'm pregnant!

What?

What were you thinking, posting this?

"Say no to pregnancy.

Stay away from virgins."

Well...

how about you come in first?

I’ll meet with the show organizer and join you guys in a bit.

OK?

Alright. Make it quick.

OK, be right back!

Cool! I'll be here.

Don't look back, walk away

That pain will vanish into the white night

Trust overshadowed by mistakes...

Go! Now!

Don't say anything, walk into...

Come on!

Having a grandchild is something to celebrate.

TINY NHUNG CALLING

How did it happen?

I was so careful!

You're screwed, Dang!

Well?

His phone is off, Mom!

Does he know about your pregnancy?

Honey!

Sure. What can I do?

Yes, Godfather!

DJ Dang? Sure, I know him.

Whatever needs to be done, find him for me!

I heard he switched off his phone.

I can track him even if his phone is off.

Yes, Godfather!

Rest assured,

you've entrusted this to me, so consider it done!

Get on with it.

Yes, Godfather! Goodbye!

Well, aren't you a beauty?

Why is my wife so beautiful?

Give me a kiss, will you?

Darling, get home soon, OK?

I will. See you there.

This is DJ Dang. There, this blue dot.

How can you tell this is him?

I’ve hacked his phone and tracked his location.

Hacking a phone while it's off was a lie I told Godfather,

yet somehow you pulled it off!

I know my way around. This is nothing!

-Really? -Yes!

Will you hack this one for me?

OK! Oh no, I wouldn't dare hack your phone!

On the contrary,

let me set up a firewall for you so that it can never be hacked.

-You can do that? -Yes!

-Cool! -Mine too, buddy!

OK!

Why did he turn his phone off in the first place?

And why does Godfather want him?

And why is he there in this mall?

I think he is doing a sexy show there.

I am the only one who can do it.

You're full of it!

Scrap this!

Tell the boys... to bring him back here.

Be gentle. Don't spook him, alright?

Right away, sir!

Why are you still here?

I'm...

How is the thing I asked you to do?

Is she cheating on me?

With whom?

Do you think I'm blind?

Why did you keep zooming?

It’s him, it's that DJ Dang!

DJ Dang!

My God! It's actually you!

My son is your biggest,

wildest, and craziest fan.

Can I take some pictures with you?

Autograph.

The more the better.

What’s his name, ma’am?

He's named himself Hardwell!

Hardwell?

Hold on! I need a video.

Next time, OK?

I'm actually on my way to a gig right now.

Alright! Remember, next time?

-OK, I promise! -OK!

-Next time! -Remember, next time!

DJ Dang!

Huh?

Let's make love!

Please! I have be pregnant of your child!

Lunatic!

Please, baby!

We can do it in the car, OK?

OK, so your gig at Grandview Lounge

tomorrow will be--

No gig! That was what I told you this afternoon.

This lounge is newly open but--

I told you, no gig tomorrow!

And even next week,

cancel every gig that can be canceled.

I mean...

Alright!

Ha!

What’s happening?

I was afraid you wouldn't like to make love in the car.

Since we are all comfy here, let's... OK?

My God!

Lunatic!

Hey, why is anyone here at this hour?

Am I... not sexy enough?

Are you crazy?

I thought we were doing it to turn you on?

Turn on my ass!

Slap me back, then!

Seems real!

So...

are you a ghost?

A demon?

What are you then?

Well, my name is Trinh!

Trinh?

Trinh, the alien?

Wow...

That's right! I am an alien!

DJ Dang, you are really smart!

Good, you believe me!

I searched on Google

and it seems like no one on earth has ever encountered an alien!

Though you...

Hold your horses!

What planet are you from?

-Venus! -Venus?

A hot girl from Venus, huh?

Don't you have things to do up there? Why'd you come down here?

My mission is to come to Earth, to find you...

and get pregnant to level up...

and gain the greatest superpower ever to save all the planets in the galaxy.

Poor little thing!

Hot...

but crazy!

Hey, what are you doing here at this hour?

Good! You're here.

Why didn't you come sooner?

Fourth floor is down! We need backup!

Now do you believe me?

Excuse me!

I believe you now, so...

set them free, please!

Let's make a deal!

If you are willing to make love to me,

I’ll unfreeze them and spare their lives.

Can they survive being frozen?

Now, whether they live or die is in your hands.

We just need to make love, right?

OK, this way! Get over there with me.

Why don't you get in bed first?

I'll be just a sec!

I just need to make love.

This is not gonna end well

I am your boyfriend Oh, I am not your prisoner

It's just making love!

...yapping at me night and day

I am an ordinary man I am not rich, I don't own a bank

You've asked too much of me

I love you and only you And if you don't believe me, that's fine

Let's call it off If you think love is a one-way street

Call it off, here and now

Where were you when I needed you most? You only came when it suited you...

I apologize. I might have overdone it.

Overdone it?

I almost raped you.

Raped me?

If I didn’t stop you might have been killed.

You're lucky there's a pool here!

Trinh.

What's with saving the planets?

What's with "I must have your baby"?

Now, explain it to me very clearly!

If I think it's reasonable,

I’ll help you... get pregnant.

Then...

we’ll say our goodbyes.

You'll be on your planet, and I'll be on mine.

Deal!

It’s just making love.

There's nothing to lose!

Hang on!

You Earthlings always break your promises.

Butt my head!

Butt what?

Butt my head to keep your promise!

It's just a promise. Does it need to hurt?

There are no males on Venus.

Girls like me are the reproduction

of panmixia that involve stigmas, dew, and sunlight.

Our lives used to be serene and peaceful,

until one day a male monster showed up.

You’re not allowed to go!

Who are you?

To different cultures, I have different names.

I, however,

would like to be called by my nickname, Venus.

I don't understand... why can't I confront that monster?

Will it be confrontation, or you walking to your death?

He came to Venus to find you and claim you for himself.

Me?

Because you are the Holy Virgin of the Universe!

The Holy Virgin of the Universe?

If he manages to rape you,

those holy powers of yours will vanish.

Along with that, his power and cruelty

will reach their highest level.

It'll be catastrophic!

I still don't get it!

The Holy Virgin...

is one of a kind in the whole Universe.

After reaching puberty, she will be blessed with a holy spirit,

a holy body, a holy soul,

and even a holy blood type suited for the Big Sister of the Universe.

She will become the Guardian Goddess of Peace

And Happiness of all living beings.

Guardian Goddess?

I can’t even protect the lives

of beings on this planet!

To do it, you need to find the man

destined to be the Holy Groom of the Galaxy

to unlock the superpowers of the Big Sister of the Universe.

Unlock the superpowers?

Holy Groom of the Galaxy?

It is believed that

he must have been your husband in a previous life.

In this life, you must find him

to... make love.

Who is this man and where is he?

Planet Earth!

Today, Ms. Google will answer the ultimate question,

which is, "Are there ghosts or not?"

Today, Ms. Google--

Today--

Ghost!

Ms. Google!

Oh God!

Ghosts must be viewing my clips!

Ghosts?

I beg you!

I'll stop making clips about ghosts!

Please, madam, spare me!

I just want your help to find someone.

Find someone?

Who?

DJ Dang!

DJ Dang?

LE THANH

OK.

Let's say I believe you’re an alien.

You want to look for DJ Dang, right? No problem!

He is super popular. Just a quick Google search will do.

Here... This is the time and place for his show tonight!

Hang on!

Why are you looking for him?

To make love!

If you say that phrase to men,

they will call you a lunatic.

You have to rephrase it.

Copulate.

Copulate?

You were born from a stigma, correct?

Let's think of another word.

Right! Pollinate.

So... this is what you mean!

Thank you! I’m off to look for DJ Dang.

Hey! Hang on!

Are you dressing like this?

I'll be right back!

Voila!

You look gorgeous! Gorgeous!

Gorgeous.

Men will definitely fall for you.

Alright!

I wish you a successful pollination!

Give me a high five!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

You know, there are tons of hot boys on Earth,

many of whom are young, virile, and kindhearted.

How am I the Holy Groom of the Galaxy?

I'm actually...

kind of unfaithful.

I don’t know,

but what Venus told me seems to be true.

The moment I first saw you, I knew that I really liked you

and wanted to get along well with you.

I know this much is true.

As for you...

How about me?

She said... you would never believe me.

Just close your eyes and hold me tight!

Hang on!

Trinh.

You are...

as pretty and nice

as the girls here on Earth.

You are more sincere, and more innocent than they are.

That’s why...

for the time being,

I can't make love to you.

I don’t have much time on Earth.

Earth's atmosphere is not very compatible with me.

If the nutrients I got from Venus run out,

I’ll be dead.

Come with me!

No!

No?

Making love... isn't something that can be forced.

Otherwise, it is called... rape.

If you are not ready,

I don’t want to cause your death.

Oh, right!

We need to get to know each other, go out on a date.

Google also taught me that.

How about we go out on a date?

It must be very fun.

Date?

Get to know each other?

This is our first date!

It’s my turn... to show you my superpower.

You have a superpower?

Hello?

Didn't I tell you? I want to take a rest for a while.

Let them wait if they want!

I WANT TO BE A GOOD PERSON

What are we supposed to do here at this hour?

I don't know. Tien Du was like this.

"Hello? Go there for a stake-out. Don't do anything, I'm on my way."

That's it.

I heard that the security guards here are very good.

Are they playing freeze tag?

WHERE ARE YOU?

WHERE ARE YOU?

I want this patch of land to be mine.

Get Tuong Den gang back from Bangkok.

-Tell him it’s my order. -Yes, sir!

Alright. Dismissed.

How is it going?

The boys went to DJ Dang's house, but he wasn't there!

Call Tuan Kitty!

Get me his whereabouts,

and I'll be there tonight!

Yes, sir!

Do you know how much I love you, Nhung?

Why don't you love yourself, huh?

Can't you see who he really is?

You must think of your baby!

Daddy!

If he apologizes and takes responsibility,

I promise you he will be fine.

Venus' turn.

I'll let you use your power.

Your loss!

No power this time.

Are you alright?

I might have overused my power.

I think I've drained it.

What is it?

Here he is, boss!

Are you Venus?

Wow, you're smart!

I was right to make you the Holy Groom of the Galaxy!

There's no time for small talk.

Can you send me back?

I really need to get back to save Trinh.

I'm not the one...

who can revive you!

If Trinh succeeds,

you will be revived.

However,

her life will be in grave danger.

She will be very close to her death.

You are the only one who has enough power to save her and unlock her!

Get him!

Hurry up!

You should leave!

Guys!

You've seen with your own eyes that this girl has power, right?

We'll be in trouble if we harm her.

A war between planets will break out.

The people we care for will suffer.

Fathers, mothers, wives, children, aunts, uncles, mistresses, other mistresses.

That’s him! It's him!

Who’s him?

DJ Dang! That’s DJ Dang!

Oh my dear, DJ Dang.

Right! You're DJ Dang!

You look so cute in this casual outfit!

-Let’s take a photo! -Let's!

I’m your biggest fan!

Smile!

What are you doing?

What if he is DJ Dang?

If you don’t bring him in, the boss will skin you alive.

Do you know who sent down the order?

It was Godfather!

-Take him! -Hang on!

I’ll walk myself!

After you!

He's up there!

Run!

Run!

Call the captain!

Hello, I'm listening!

Stop right there!

Check zone one!

Let's go!

Stop!

Over there!

Stop!

-Hey, hey! -Yes, sir?

Where are you going?

Well, I thought you were in a hurry!

For what? We have to make sure they're okay before we go, understand?

Yes, sir!

Everyone, get to the third floor.

This place is swarming with thugs!

Lock all elevators! Over!

What’s wrong?

I’m so cold!

I don’t want to use our marriage to stop you from going back to your home.

I'm afraid...

you won't find what you're looking for there.

You’ve broken my heart.

I no longer believe in love.

Now... I do believe...

I had this previous life,

and in that life

I must have loved you very much.

Even if this previous life didn’t exist,

you will always be very dear to me.

I feel very good to hear you say that!

Oh my, DJ Dang!

How can you be in the mood for love under these circumstances?

I owe you a video, remember?

Can I borrow your phone?

Alright.

Hello, Hardwell!

It's Dang!

I’m having a fan meeting

at... your mom's workplace! Here she is!

Hi son!

Can you see us?

And next to me...

this is Majka.

Majka comes from Venus

and she is sick.

I need to take her to her spaceship,

and I promise I'll be

at your house to meet you in person,

and together we can livestream something.

What do you think?

Good idea!

-Good idea! -Good idea!

What’s that? Turn it off!

This song is trending.

It’s Hong Tuoi's new song.

So what if it is her new song?

You told me

to play her new songs when they come out.

-Turn it off! -OK.

If you want to hear her sing, I’ll put a gun to her head

and make her sing for you!

Turn it off!

Yes, sir!

Gather them down in the warehouse on level B3.

The captain is coming down. Over!

Did anyone get away?

We let one get away. Mid 30s, weird outfit.

Go! Quick!

Hang on!

Are we going or not, Boss?

Hey, follow that bike!

I'm sorry for riding too fast. How are you feeling?

I’m alright.

Where are we going, by the way?

To a hotel.

Let's go then.

Tail them.

Hey stranger, can I borrow your shoulder?

To lean my head on To get away from my troubles

Hey stranger, can I borrow a kiss?

I'll give it back to you, one day

Hey stranger...

Hot...

but crazy.

You Earthlings always break your promises.

Butt my head!

Can I borrow some joy?

So that this weakness will be my last

We're out of time. I’m not gonna make it.

Let's do it here!

Really?

I can barely move. Let's get back to your place.

I need to get the portable cylinder from my spaceship

at your place.

There really is a spaceship?

Why didn’t you tell me sooner?

Hello?

Send me a dozen more boys.

Use Dang’s location.

Wherever he goes, we go!

Yes, sir!

OK.

DJ Dang.

Hello?

Send me the coordinates.

Dad, do I need to go?

You have to.

Go get your coat.

OK.

Stop!

Hey dudes, why do you keep following me?

I didn't do anything to you!

Yes, you did!

Godfather!

Nhung.

Please spare her.

Are you taking me for a fool, Dang?

Just because of this girl, you're kneeling before me?

Please, I will...

do whatever you want.

Just please, let her leave.

I know I've made mistakes.

Nhung.

Please, just let her leave.

Take it all on me!

About the baby--

You have no right!

You still remember that I'm pregnant?

Dad, I must apologize to you.

I wasn't pregnant.

I lied

just to make him love me more.

I wanted to be the most special of all the girls in his life.

Dad, let's go home.

Godfather!

Dismissed!

What do you want to do with him, boss?

Godfather let him go...

but no one gets away messing with me.

Does the name Hong Tuoi sound familiar?

She’s my wife!

Tuan Kitty?

Did you just say my name?

Do you know what this mean?

Let me tell you.

It's very simple.

I have always wanted to have a daughter.

I’ve prepared everything for her.

But my wife refuses to give me one.

She still loves singing

and dancing and everything in between.

And she loves being with younger guys...

You slept with my wife...

I’ll put a bullet into your head.

I'm not going to kill you.

I’ll castrate you.

Hey!

Thank you for your help.

I'd be so grateful if you could let me know your name.

My name is Tu Thuc.

Stranger... what is your name?

My name is Giang Huong.

I hope I can repay you some day.

How can I... see you again?

Tu Thuc and Giang Huong. If it is fate, we shall meet again.

"If it is fate, we shall meet again."

It's you, Giang Huong!

Wait for me.

I’m coming to you.

Although being married to Giang Huong in the fairy realm,

Tu Thuc never got over his homesickness as a human being.

So...

we hadn't made love

before I went back home?

Therefore, you lost your beautiful fairy wife.

Wow!

I can't believe we've been apart for hundreds of years.

Guess what they said is true.

It might be fate that brings a human and a fairy to meet.

Them staying together...

probably isn't possible.

That's right! I've become the Big Sister of the Universe.

-But we haven't-- -Venus was wrong!

It's your sincere kiss that unlocked my superpowers!

Making love does not create miracles.

The superpower in the Universe is love.

I need to return to Venus!

Hang on!

What about me?

Let go of your hatred and let some love in.

Spend more time with your wife!

And don't lose your temper so easily.

Keep this necklace around your neck.

If you feel like you're gonna explode, eat one and you'll become gentler.

These are bullets. I don't want to die.

Wrong! Those are grapes from Phan Rang.

Good for your health.

Your dear wife wants to have your child.

Take the call.

It’s your wife!

Hey, darling. I'm listening.

Can you come home soon?

Okay.

I will never forget the experience of dating and getting to know each other.

Now, look very closely into my eyes.

I will never, ever abandon you!

Nhung lied to her father to save us.

Let me read your palm.

Your lines mean that you are someone who is very emotional,

passionate, and an introvert!

Am I right?

That was you guessing, not reading!

I will take care of Nhung.

If I want to find love,

I have to allow myself to love.

How about you?

I'm going to save Venus and protect the Galaxy.

Whenever you think of me,

or what happened tonight,

just look up at the sky.

That's Venus.

You'll know it as the morning star and evening star.

Oh... so that's Venus.

Trinh of Venus.

It looks shiny--

Where has she gone?

Sir, DJ Dang is here.

I don't believe there's anything left to say.

Well...

What do you want?

I’d like to be the brand ambassador

for Nhung Cuteen's Bubble Tea.

You have some nerves showing up here!

And I have yet to decide whether you're bold or just arrogant.

Actually...

I can see how much you love Nhung

just by looking at how you named the brand.

I just want to influence the younger customers to--

Hang on!

Must I remind you that you've broken my daughter's heart?

And she didn't just let you.

She retaliated and got you into trouble.

Between you and me,

there will be no score to settle.

It’s simply business.

Yes, sir.

Why should I choose you?

Well...

I'll treat this brand as if it is my own.

And my compensation

will be zero.

I take that you still have something to say?

Yes. I have prepared this video

to demonstrate my skills.

I'm not sure I'm the best fit as your target customer.

That's why... I want Nhung to watch this.

It will have to go through me first.

Alright.

I'm not promising you tomorrow

I'm not promising you the long road

But I'm here today

We'll have this moment And that's all I want for now

One day, when we're mad at each other

One day, when we've fallen apart

Have faith in me and remember that

I'm still me, me, me And I will not let our love die

I will never make you cry

I will never, I will never

Make you sad Even for just in a couple of seconds

I'll hold my tongue when you're mad

I promise to love you More than I love myself

I will forever be, I will forever be

From now on, I'm yours

Let's get up at the same time And go to work together

Let's spend the days and nights With one another

Let's plan our future and make it big

We're going to be The best married couple there is

Let's get married Because we love each other

You don't have to worry Because I'll take care of everything

Let it out if you're mad at me

And that's it! Come on, darling

If you feel down I'll be your shoulder to cry on

I'll be the angel who takes away Your sadness

I'll do everything

To make you smile

Just a couple of hours apart and I feel...

Just want to tell you that...

Whatever happens today I want to tell you that, "Hey dear!"

And I will not let our love die

I will never make you cry

I will never, I will never

Make you sad Even for just in a couple of seconds

I'll hold my tongue when you're mad

I promise to love you More than I love myself

I will forever be, I will forever be

From now on, I'm yours