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(upbeat music)
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- [Narrator] Many things
have to come together
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to make a delicious pizza.
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You need fresh ingredients handled
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with care by skilled hands.
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And don't forget the most
important ingredient of all,
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the finest marijuana known
to man, Jamaican goddess.
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The goddess becomes purified
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and liquified until it's just right.
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That's right.
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It's in the sauce, bitch.
(record scratching)
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- Listen, slut, I can
call you that, right?
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- Your fucking face is
like a car accident.
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It's just so grotesque and tragic
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but I cannot fucking stop looking away.
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- Fuck you, bitch!
- Oh!
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- [Narrator] This is Ariel
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and today's her first
day at Phu King Pizza.
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- Oh hell no!
- Oh, hey!
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(chairs rumbling)
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(mellow music)
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- Hi.
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Welcome to Phu King Pizza.
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I'm Gus.
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I'm the manager.
(celery crunching)
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So our business is growing faster
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than we could have ever expected.
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And we need a little
bit of help around here.
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You have to be able to adapt
to all kinds of things here.
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We go through everything.
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Wanna test your problem solving skills.
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Dammit, come on, get in there!
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Say you're stranded on a desert Island.
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A little bit of food, probably gonna die
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and you actually are
gonna die really soon.
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You got a boat, but it's a piece of shit.
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What you gonna do to get off that Island?
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- Well, first, probably get on the boat.
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- You're gonna have to talk up.
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I can not hear you.
(celery crunching)
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- Hi.
(mellow music)
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- Yeah.
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(applicant farts)
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You're probably gonna starve.
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- Well, I would gather what I could
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from the Island in order to fix the boat.
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- I think I'm just gonna die, bro.
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- All right, final question.
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Why do you want to work at Phu King Pizza?
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- Weird, I already work here.
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What's a matter with you?
(celery crunching)
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- Are you kidding me?
For the free pizza, man.
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So I can get fucked up every night.
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- Well, I, I think pizza
makes everyone happy
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and I mean everyone says that
you guys have the best pizza
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out there and I just, I think
it'd be fun to work here.
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- Well, I can go with my
instincts on this one.
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I got a hunch.
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Ariel, I know you've
never had a job before
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but I'm gonna give you a chance.
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Can you start tomorrow?
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(upbeat music)
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(alarm clock buzzing)
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(shoe slapping)
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- What the fuck dad?
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Get your crotch out of my face.
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- [Dad] Hey, I'm up.
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You should be up too.
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Learn it, let's go.
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(upbeat music)
(buttons clicking)
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- Good morning, sleepy head.
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- Hey.
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- Are you hungry, sweetie?
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- I'm good, thanks.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, I'll just have some coffee.
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- I'm gonna make you some coffee.
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- Okay.
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'Sup?
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- [Stepmom] Here you go, sweetie.
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- Thanks.
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- Sweetie, it's been three
months since the wedding,
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you can call me mom.
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- Right, mom.
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It's not weird at all.
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(hand slapping)
Ow!
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So, still looking for work?
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- Yeah, absolutely.
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And once I find a job, you
can go back to college.
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My son, the doctor.
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- I like that.
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- Anyway, I don't know,
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I might change majors when I go back.
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I was thinking of switching to botany.
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- Oh no son.
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You don't wanna be that kind of doctor.
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Olga had that down to her face
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and she can't express emotions anymore.
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Before she was all natural,
and now she's all stiff.
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- I think you're talking about Botox.
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Botany is the study of
plants and who the hell,
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who the hell's Olga?
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- Olga was a town whore back home.
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- Yep, all right, well, I
gotta go guys, so, catch ya.
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- Bye.
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- Okay, thanks for showing up today guys.
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I know you're gonna have
some questions for me
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but please try and hold, save for the end.
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I know it's very confusing,
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it's a big deal, but you guys
just wait till the end, okay?
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First of all, what's your name?
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- I'm Will.
- I'm Chad.
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- Okay, Chad and Will.
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- I'm Chad that's Will.
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- Are you sure?
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Oh, oh, okay.
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- Am I sure what?
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- That's your name? Chad?
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I never met nobody with-
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- Right, right, right.
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- Chad and Will.
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Today is gonna be kinda like an audition.
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This is a big deal.
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I want you guys to know that
both of you are gonna get paid
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for today, but only one
of you can keep your job,
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kinda like an audition, okay?
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You guys are gonna be battle royaling
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for your lives and your jobs.
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Whoever does the best job gets to stay.
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You got a job for the rest of your life
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here at Phu King pizza.
(Chad laughing)
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- Okay?
- Bam!
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Huh, huh, huh?
- Oh, hell no.
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- Phu King bullshit
marketing plan is this?
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- Best Phu King marketing ever.
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Go do your job, see what you
can do to make it happen.
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Impress me, guys, I'm
gonna be watching you
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throughout the day.
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I wanna see some serious spinning guys.
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Fucking idiot amateurs.
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(water running)
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(pots clanging)
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(lady speaks in foreign language)
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- I don't know.
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- Yes, mom, I'm up.
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Hi, I love you too by the way.
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(lady speaks in foreign language)
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Can you tell her to relax please?
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- Phu, calm down.
(speaks in foreign language)
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(lady speaks in foreign language)
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- Man, what's her problem?
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- Does she know about your money problem?
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- I told you, dad, I got
that taken care of, okay?
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I just had to change some things around,
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but it's all good now.
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- I hope so, Thomas,
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I know about you, you're
gonna shut me down.
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- I got this, all right?
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All right.
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That dough looking kinda dry, dad,
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you might wanna add some
cream or I don't know.
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Siri, call me daddy.
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- [Siri] Okay, but I already
call you daddy, daddy.
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- Hell yeah.
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- Hey, do I know you?
- No.
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- Lucero, the milkman.
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- No, that's not me.
- Yeah.
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Do your fucking job!
(man barks)
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- What the fuck?
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- Do your fucking job, bitches.
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- Oh, hell.
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That was one scary fuck, just.
- Yes.
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- Motherfucker, I got kids
and shit on my head later.
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(curious music)
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- Hey, Gus.
- Hey, what's up, my homie?
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- Gus, we've been over this man.
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Can't just go around and
call someone homie all right?
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Not unless you're in a gang.
- Right.
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Sorry. So I hired a new trainee.
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Why don't you go train?
- Seriously?
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- Yeah, she's over in the dining room.
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Just show her the ropes.
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Go slow with her though.
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This is her first job.
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- Her first job?
- Yeah.
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- Why would you hire someone
with zero experience, man?
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- I had a feeling she'd be a good addition
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to the team, you know?
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- I guess.
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- Damn you.
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Damn you straight to hell,
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don't fucking question me, asshole.
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(romantic music)
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- So, you're the new hire, huh?
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- Yeah, hi, I'm Ariel.
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- Oh, hi.
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I'm Anthony.
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I'm the assistant manager here.
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And I'll be the one training you today.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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So Ariel like the like
"The Little Mermaid?"
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- Yeah, my parents were
huge fans of the movie.
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- Ah, like it.
- Thanks.
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- So is it fucking pizza?
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- It's a, it's actually pronounced
Fu King, Phu King Pizza.
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But, I mean it's cool,
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people do that all the time,
it's whatever, you know?
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- So, what's first boss?
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- Just have you scrubbing
toilets for the rest of the day.
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You know?
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It's basically what you'll
be doing every day forever.
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I'm fucking with you.
- Okay.
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- That's cool.
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No, I'm just gonna take you out back
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and introduce you to,
to the rest of the team.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Cool.
- Yeah, so let's,
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let's pull out, you
know, let's dance, let's.
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("Jones Dub" by Common Jones)
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Yeah, and the dustbins for
the trash is back over there.
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And, oh, what's up guys?
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Speaking of trash.
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- 'Sup.
- 'Sup, dog, 'sup, dog.
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Oh everybody, this is
our newest team member.
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This is Ariel.
- Hi.
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- Ariel, this is our notorious
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and infamous delivery driver group.
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This is Jasmine.
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Charlie.
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That's that's Cujo.
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- Why do they call you Cujo?
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- Glad you asked.
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They call me Cujo because I
only like to do it doggy style,
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exclusively doggy style.
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I also tend to foam at the
mouth when I'm about to cum.
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Psh.
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- You fucking dip shit.
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Have some manners.
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- What? She asked.
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- Stupid.
♪ Yeah ♪
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- It's relaxing, therapeutic
because you know,
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My mom says it's good for facial.
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(Gus humming)
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- Morning, Thomas.
- Hey, fuck you, Gus.
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- Asshole.
♪ Less of the world ♪
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(door squeaking)
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- What's up, freaks?
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- Oh, hello, sucker.
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- How's it going, dog?
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- How are you? How are you?
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- Man, nope, you know
what? Don't touch me.
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I don't know where your
hands have been, bro.
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Oh, hello.
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King, Thomas King.
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And who might you be a cutie pie?
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- Ariel.
- You called dibs already?
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That's not fair, I just got here.
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- Oh man, stop screwing around.
258
00:12:12,717 --> 00:12:15,511
All right, do we have a deliveries today?
259
00:12:15,511 --> 00:12:16,859
Ariel, would you mind
heading inside with them?
260
00:12:16,859 --> 00:12:17,692
- Yeah.
- Yeah,
261
00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:18,879
I just, I need a second with Thomas.
262
00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:19,712
- Okay.
263
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:24,850
(crate crashing)
- Hey, baby.
264
00:12:25,818 --> 00:12:27,079
♪ What type of the girls
on the dance floor ♪
265
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,423
♪ Never like a sideway note ♪
266
00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:32,337
(upbeat salsa music)
267
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,920
- Jamaican goddess.
268
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:37,585
- What the fuck, dude?
269
00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:39,835
You gotta smell everything?
270
00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:43,785
- Stop acting like a bitch to me, Jasmine.
271
00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,038
- Don't call me a bitch.
272
00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:46,616
- I didn't call you a bitch.
273
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:49,047
I said stop acting like a, bitch.
274
00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:51,692
Man, what's your problem?
275
00:12:51,692 --> 00:12:55,025
Ah, Jasmine, we only hooked up one time.
276
00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:59,815
We were both stoned
off our asses, come on.
277
00:12:59,815 --> 00:13:01,675
Now technically speaking, you raped me
278
00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:05,275
with your hungry hole and I
liked it, but that doesn't mean
279
00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:08,154
that you and I, come on now, girl.
280
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,151
- Fucking call me a girl.
281
00:13:10,151 --> 00:13:11,819
You know, Cujo, shut the fuck up,
282
00:13:11,819 --> 00:13:13,626
or I'm gonna throw your
hairy ass into the oven.
283
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,258
- Fuck you!
- You!
284
00:13:15,258 --> 00:13:17,156
(pans clanging)
Dick weed.
285
00:13:17,156 --> 00:13:19,047
- Hey!
- Okay, okay.
286
00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,033
What's the name of the pizza again?
287
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,556
- [Cujo] Fuck you in your neck, Charlie!
288
00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:23,937
- Are you sure that's what it's called?
289
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,770
No, no, no, I got it, please, hey.
290
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,406
- Hey, how can we help you?
- Hi.
291
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:32,432
- This may sound stupid to you guys,
292
00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:34,923
'cause it does to me,
but my boss just told me
293
00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:36,635
to order three space pizzas.
294
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:38,767
- No, they're actually
called astronaut pizzas,
295
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:42,542
but your boss is quite right,
they're very popular pizzas.
296
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,962
Three of 'em coming right up.
297
00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:46,008
- Thank you so much.
298
00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,221
Hey, what's your name?
299
00:13:47,221 --> 00:13:48,765
- Ariel.
- Hi Ariel.
300
00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:50,216
Nice to meet you.
301
00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:51,786
Did you ever see that one movie?
302
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,111
There was a mermaid in it?
303
00:13:53,111 --> 00:13:54,710
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
304
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,255
- That'd be $75.
305
00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:57,188
- Sweet, here you go.
306
00:13:57,188 --> 00:13:58,649
- Thank you sir.
307
00:13:58,649 --> 00:14:00,942
- Gus, can I say one thing?
308
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:03,611
Your hairdo looks like it's from space.
309
00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:04,630
- All right, thank you.
310
00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:07,809
I appreciate that, you're very kind.
311
00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:08,947
- One for you.
312
00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:10,977
And one for you.
- Thank you.
313
00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:14,844
- Should probably use that
towards a haircut, pal.
314
00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:15,850
Thanks, Firefly.
315
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:19,295
- Yeah, you might want it
back to go buy a personality.
316
00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:20,728
- I think your hair looks nice.
317
00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,648
- Thank you Ariel.
318
00:14:22,648 --> 00:14:25,234
Thank you.
- I mean, sometimes.
319
00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:26,584
- And she's like, "You can go ahead
320
00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:27,916
and eat the booty if you want."
321
00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:30,152
I'm like, "We just met", you know,
322
00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:31,277
and it was after the club.
323
00:14:31,277 --> 00:14:33,088
So we're all sweaty and she's all-
324
00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:34,176
- Neh.
- Neh.
325
00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:35,374
Nah.
- Man.
326
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,539
- I only ever do that for people
327
00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:38,820
that like I care about, you know?
328
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,559
- I've always wondered
what booty tastes like.
329
00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:44,251
- Not like groceries,
I'll tell you that much.
330
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,376
(suspenseful music)
331
00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:49,446
Hey, what the fuck?
332
00:14:49,446 --> 00:14:50,279
- What's up?
333
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:51,112
- Are you fucking with me?
334
00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:52,496
- No man, what's wrong?
335
00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:53,992
- It's gone.
336
00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:56,390
- The money?
- No, your herpes medication.
337
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,937
Yes, the money, look.
338
00:14:57,937 --> 00:14:59,614
Who could have taken the money?
339
00:14:59,614 --> 00:15:01,099
- I, but you,
340
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:02,414
you think it was someone here?
341
00:15:02,414 --> 00:15:03,497
- No, no way.
342
00:15:04,786 --> 00:15:06,896
Gus isn't even that stupid.
343
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,087
- Security cameras,
344
00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:08,977
security cameras would have caught it.
345
00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,075
- That's not gonna, I didn't.
346
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,495
I never got the security cameras fixed.
347
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,660
- Why the hell not bro?
348
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:17,404
- I just, I never got
around to it, dude, okay?
349
00:15:17,404 --> 00:15:18,237
- Okay.
350
00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:20,161
So we owe 20 grand to Playa Playa,
351
00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:21,778
man that once killed his own uncle
352
00:15:21,778 --> 00:15:25,363
over $20 and we don't
know who stole the money?
353
00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:27,021
- What the hell we gonna do?
354
00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:29,232
- I mean, we, we don't
tell anyone what happened
355
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,714
and we act normal for now until we,
356
00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:31,874
until we figure something out.
357
00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,365
- Well, we've better figure
something out quick, dude.
358
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,685
'Cause Player, Player doesn't play.
359
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,106
That sounds stupid when
you say it out loud.
360
00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:41,013
- Does, does sound pretty
stupid, but you're right, man.
361
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:43,304
He doesn't mess around.
362
00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:44,401
He could actually kill us.
363
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,107
- Man, I don't know.
364
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:48,297
Last I heard he doesn't do
that gangster shit anymore,
365
00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:49,702
'cause he's legit now.
366
00:15:49,702 --> 00:15:51,086
- So maybe he'll like give
us a chance to pay it off
367
00:15:51,086 --> 00:15:52,060
over time or something, you know,
368
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,727
like a payment plan.
369
00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:58,300
- No, we're, we're dead.
370
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,294
- Good morning, thank you
for calling Phu King pizza.
371
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,902
This is Phu King Gus, how
can I phu King help you?
372
00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:05,868
- I come here to be a great chef,
373
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:08,618
in my country, chef is like king.
374
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,582
- Where are you from?
375
00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:11,415
- Slaw?
376
00:16:12,528 --> 00:16:15,090
He's from one of those
weird sounding ones.
377
00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:19,673
Hoobastand, Shrekistan,
Sasquatchestan, Chewbaccaville.
378
00:16:20,656 --> 00:16:22,325
- [Gus] Thank you for
calling Phu King Pizza,
379
00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,158
this is Phu King Gus,
380
00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:23,991
how can I Phu King help you?
381
00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:25,560
- No, no, no, no.
382
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,560
My country is not weird.
383
00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:29,626
You are weird.
384
00:16:31,328 --> 00:16:34,208
- All right guys, it's about
that time, y'all ready?
385
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,128
(all laughing)
Hey, it's time, come one,
386
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,475
get me out.
- Pizza, pizza,
387
00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:41,088
Phu King, Phu King, Phu
King, Phu King, Phu King
388
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:44,461
Phu King, Phu King-
- Ah, come on, man.
389
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,794
- Gus, nice try.
390
00:16:46,816 --> 00:16:47,649
- Asshole.
391
00:16:49,145 --> 00:16:52,895
- Weird.
(suspenseful music)
392
00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:03,708
- Stay cool in there man.
- I'm not gonna go crazy.
393
00:17:06,685 --> 00:17:09,282
(doors banging)
I'm chilling, man.
394
00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:10,476
All I know is
395
00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:14,167
that shorty motherfucker
better not say shit to me.
396
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,741
I'ma beat his ass.
- Thomas,
397
00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:17,775
you can't even fight.
398
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,076
- Man, he don't know that.
399
00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:20,131
I can fake it.
400
00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:22,514
All I gotta do is hit
some crazy kung fu stance.
401
00:17:22,514 --> 00:17:23,917
Ooh, everybody gets scared
402
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,971
when an Asian man hits that stance.
403
00:17:25,971 --> 00:17:28,469
Anyways, I say we go in.
404
00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:29,368
- Whatever.
- I can-
405
00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:31,333
- Just chill, okay?
- All right.
406
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,165
Hey, watch out!
407
00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:35,817
Oh, okay.
- Relax, you're good.
408
00:17:35,817 --> 00:17:37,989
- Welcome gentlemen.
- Hey.
409
00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:39,489
- This way.
- Okay.
410
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:43,047
So, you single?
411
00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,523
- I'm not, stop flirting with me.
412
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,563
See, man, you gotta be
careful with these girls, man.
413
00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:47,563
- Gentlemen.
414
00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:52,064
- What's up fellas?
415
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,047
Playa Playa, this is a nice room, man,
416
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:55,231
I haven't seen this one
417
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:56,773
- And you still haven't seen it, homeboy.
418
00:17:56,773 --> 00:18:00,690
You see what the fuck I
let you see, all right?
419
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:02,983
- It's a cool beanie, man.
420
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,549
- Yeah. It's 'cause I
believe in the both of you
421
00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:06,507
- Thank you.
422
00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:08,879
- Business been good, yeah?
423
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,339
Where's the payment?
424
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:13,144
- That's actually what
we came here to talk
425
00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:13,977
to you guys about.
426
00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:16,102
- What's up? Talk.
427
00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:18,569
- Look man, we don't
have the money all right?
428
00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:19,564
We got robbed.
429
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,927
- Bullshit, you got robbed.
430
00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:23,633
- Come on Shorty, you know I won't lie
431
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:24,844
about something like this.
432
00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:27,331
- Boys Playa Playa doesn't
wanna hear excuses.
433
00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:28,547
I had to kill his own cousin last week
434
00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:29,931
because he stole some money.
435
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,662
- Hey Shorty, I forgot to
tell you about that, man.
436
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,330
My cousin wasn't the one who did it.
437
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,730
Family is pretty pissed off.
438
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,490
Make sure they get a
card, says my bad on it.
439
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,657
Put some flowers in there.
440
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,172
- Flowers, got it.
441
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:42,658
- Thank you.
442
00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:44,693
- Look, we're being real with you, okay?
443
00:18:44,693 --> 00:18:48,588
We don't have the money,
but we can get it though.
444
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:49,908
- When?
445
00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:50,923
- Couple of weeks.
446
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:51,786
- Couple of weeks, huh?
447
00:18:51,786 --> 00:18:54,433
- Yeah.
(Playa Playa laughs)
448
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,533
That's funny.
- Yeah.
449
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,481
(all laughing)
450
00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:59,371
Yeah, it's couple weeks.
- Yeah.
451
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,709
(all laughing)
452
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,013
- Man.
453
00:19:02,013 --> 00:19:03,824
- Yeah.
(speaks in foreign language)
454
00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:05,958
(all laughing)
- Shut the fuck up!
455
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,766
Let me tell you guys something, all right?
456
00:19:07,766 --> 00:19:09,520
You guys don't tell me
when you're gonna get it.
457
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,313
I tell you when you're
gonna get it, all right?
458
00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:12,192
You guys have my money
459
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,189
or else you won't see the other side
460
00:19:13,189 --> 00:19:14,853
of Shorty you don't wanna see.
461
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:18,779
- I promise to make it slow and painful.
462
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:22,350
You'll be begging me to
shuffle off your mortal coil.
463
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:23,320
- Shuffle off my whole,
464
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,539
you trying to touch my dick, Shorty?
465
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,691
- Shh.
- Hey!
466
00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:28,675
Let me translate what the fuck
he said in simple English.
467
00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:30,865
You guys don't have the
money, he'll kill you.
468
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:31,983
- Kill us?
469
00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:33,977
Look, man, we were hoping that like,
470
00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:35,986
you had left that whole part
471
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:37,852
of your life behind, the killin' part,
472
00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:39,792
'cause you are, you're a
business man now, right?
473
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:40,957
You're professional now.
474
00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:42,605
(Playa Playa laughs)
475
00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:45,009
- Ah, you're cute, man. I am professional.
476
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,346
That's exactly why it's not personal.
477
00:19:47,346 --> 00:19:48,749
Business is business.
478
00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:51,203
You guys better have
my 20 large by tonight
479
00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:55,453
or I'll fucking have you
both killed and that's it.
480
00:19:57,202 --> 00:19:58,535
- Coming inside?
481
00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:00,390
- Not yet.
482
00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:03,178
- All right, well,
483
00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:04,303
I have to get back on the floor.
484
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,136
Supposed to be training Ariel, so.
485
00:20:08,098 --> 00:20:09,098
See ya, man.
486
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,562
- We about to die soon
487
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:20,122
and this man got pussy on the brain.
488
00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,188
I'm so proud.
489
00:20:21,188 --> 00:20:22,338
- - yes, I'll take one severe, please.
490
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:23,621
- [Gus] Great, that'll be $25.
491
00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:25,200
- All right, thank you.
- All right, thank you.
492
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,033
Have a good one.
493
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:26,866
Come back and see us.
494
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:30,144
Anthony, hey.
- What, Gus, man, the hair.
495
00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:30,977
- Oh, sorry.
496
00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:34,223
Where's Thomas?
- He's out back.
497
00:20:34,223 --> 00:20:39,223
(dogs barking)
(western music)
498
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:52,409
- I'm gonna do it.
499
00:20:52,409 --> 00:20:53,409
Hey, Shorty,
500
00:20:54,699 --> 00:20:56,658
man, what was all that shuffling coil talk
501
00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:57,802
shit earlier, man?
502
00:20:57,802 --> 00:20:59,624
- It's from Shakespeare's "Hamlet."
503
00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:01,219
- Wow!
504
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:06,157
Shakespeare, you art the artist
of hard to understand, man.
505
00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:07,717
- It's not hard to understand.
506
00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:09,907
Shakespeare is very beautiful and shit.
507
00:21:09,907 --> 00:21:10,883
I like it.
508
00:21:10,883 --> 00:21:12,294
You never know, I may
become an actor one day
509
00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:13,373
and perform Shakespeare.
510
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,167
(both laughing)
511
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,183
Did I say something funny?
512
00:21:18,183 --> 00:21:21,477
- No, Shorty.
- No, nothing funny at all.
513
00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:23,144
- I didn't think so.
514
00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:26,483
I must say I'm in a mood today.
515
00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:27,415
Those two pizza boys are dead
516
00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:29,002
no matter what Playa Playa says.
517
00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:32,057
- Yo, Playa Playa say
we can't just kill 'em,
518
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,230
then we can't just go
over there in the store,
519
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:38,200
blasting everybody away, taking
brains out of people heads.
520
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,350
- By my sword, I swear there
is no power in the tongue
521
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:42,933
of man to alter me.
522
00:21:44,645 --> 00:21:47,228
Oh, come on, nothing? That's
from "The Merchant Of Venice."
523
00:21:47,228 --> 00:21:49,197
- I knew that shit, I knew
it, Shorty, I got you.
524
00:21:49,197 --> 00:21:51,441
- I knew that.
- Shh.
525
00:21:51,441 --> 00:21:52,808
I feel like leaving an ominous message
526
00:21:52,808 --> 00:21:55,757
for our two favorite pizza guys.
527
00:21:55,757 --> 00:21:57,481
- What, ominous, ominous?
- Is that,
528
00:21:57,481 --> 00:22:01,962
Is that like giving them a
note of something, Shorty?
529
00:22:01,962 --> 00:22:03,447
♪ Come to the show, then
you know what I mean ♪
530
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,575
♪ Big cloud in the back ♪
(hand slapping)
531
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:06,658
- What, mom, I wasn't-
532
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,810
(mom speaks in foreign language)
533
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:12,133
Okay.
(speaks in foreign language)
534
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,598
Okay!
535
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:17,765
(mom speaks in foreign language)
536
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:26,002
- [Client] Thanks for
the straight pepperoni.
537
00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:26,835
- Oh damn.
538
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,560
- Who's that?
539
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,109
- Sir Thomas's parents,
yeah, they own Phu King.
540
00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:33,746
This place is named after his mom.
541
00:22:33,746 --> 00:22:34,597
They actually own the business,
542
00:22:34,597 --> 00:22:37,312
but gave it to Thomas to run.
543
00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:38,829
(mom speaks in foreign language)
544
00:22:38,829 --> 00:22:40,514
- Hello, Mr. and Ms. King.
545
00:22:40,514 --> 00:22:41,978
Nice of you to join us today.
546
00:22:41,978 --> 00:22:45,301
(mom speaks in foreign language)
547
00:22:45,301 --> 00:22:47,140
- Nice to see you, Gus, how's business?
548
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:48,804
- Oh, business is very good.
549
00:22:48,804 --> 00:22:50,261
over the last couple months.
550
00:22:50,261 --> 00:22:53,737
(mom speaks in foreign language)
551
00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:55,091
- How's Thomas been doing?
552
00:22:55,091 --> 00:22:57,049
- Thomas, Thomas, Thomas has been great.
553
00:22:57,049 --> 00:22:59,397
He's very, very pleasure to work for.
554
00:22:59,397 --> 00:23:01,582
He allows me the space I
need to run a tight ship.
555
00:23:01,582 --> 00:23:05,785
(mom speaks in foreign language)
556
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,364
- She says, "Thank you
for your hard work, Gus."
557
00:23:08,364 --> 00:23:12,031
- You're very welcome,
thank you, thank you.
558
00:23:15,156 --> 00:23:17,382
- She seems nice.
(Anthony scoffs)
559
00:23:17,382 --> 00:23:18,712
- Yeah.
560
00:23:18,712 --> 00:23:21,879
She actually just called Gus an idiot.
561
00:23:24,893 --> 00:23:28,285
(Thomas yells)
562
00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:30,061
- Hey, dad.
- Hi, Thomas.
563
00:23:30,061 --> 00:23:32,544
(mom speaks in foreign language)
564
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,377
- For what?
565
00:23:33,377 --> 00:23:35,289
(mom speaks in foreign language)
566
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,981
Mom, things are better,
okay? Just trust me.
567
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,508
(mom speaks in foreign language)
568
00:23:40,508 --> 00:23:42,705
- Yeah, but it's only by
like one month this time
569
00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:44,772
instead of four or five, like before.
570
00:23:44,772 --> 00:23:48,939
(mom speaks in foreign language)
571
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:06,840
- You know, we used to do
million dollar worldwide deals,
572
00:24:08,062 --> 00:24:10,645
working with the most powerful.
573
00:24:12,675 --> 00:24:14,925
And we took what we wanted.
574
00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:19,667
Now look at us,
575
00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:24,690
look at us, playing with pizza.
576
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,065
For chum change.
577
00:24:36,655 --> 00:24:39,084
(Shorty sighs)
578
00:24:39,084 --> 00:24:44,084
you know, for whatever reason,
Playa Playa has a soft spot
579
00:24:44,398 --> 00:24:46,731
for that stupid pizza joint.
580
00:24:49,648 --> 00:24:54,624
And honestly, I don't give a
shit what Playa Playa says.
581
00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:55,791
It ends today.
582
00:24:56,949 --> 00:25:00,032
- But we work for Playa Playa, right?
583
00:25:01,582 --> 00:25:04,662
- Yeah, if he finds out, I mean,
584
00:25:04,662 --> 00:25:06,465
you know how he is, Shorty.
585
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:11,465
Who's gonna deal with that?
(suspenseful music)
586
00:25:14,028 --> 00:25:17,811
- Well, tell me then what
would you have me do?
587
00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:19,083
(gun firing)
588
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,812
Seek for the patronage of some great man
589
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,388
and like a creeping vine
and a tall tree crawl upward
590
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,844
where I cannot stand alone?
591
00:25:24,844 --> 00:25:26,159
No thank you.
592
00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:27,983
Eat a toad for breakfast every morning,
593
00:25:27,983 --> 00:25:29,173
make my knees callous
594
00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:30,635
and cultivate a supple spine
595
00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:33,344
while my belly groveling in the dust?
596
00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:35,104
No thank you.
597
00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:37,361
Shall I labor night and
day and build a reputation
598
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:40,361
on one song and never write another?
599
00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:42,852
No thank you.
600
00:25:42,852 --> 00:25:44,081
No, I thank you.
601
00:25:44,081 --> 00:25:45,664
And again, I think.
602
00:25:46,706 --> 00:25:51,706
(Shorty screams)
(suspenseful music)
603
00:25:53,076 --> 00:25:54,106
- Are you kidding me?
604
00:25:54,106 --> 00:25:55,687
What the?
605
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,020
What are they fucking doing?
606
00:25:59,447 --> 00:26:04,114
No. Are you serious?
(suspenseful music)
607
00:26:20,802 --> 00:26:23,719
(knocking at door)
608
00:26:31,177 --> 00:26:32,570
- Come on in.
609
00:26:32,570 --> 00:26:33,570
- All right.
610
00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:37,748
- Just put the pizza down right there.
611
00:26:37,748 --> 00:26:38,748
- All right.
612
00:26:42,645 --> 00:26:45,842
- So do, the astronaut pizza is 25 bucks.
613
00:26:45,842 --> 00:26:48,425
- All right, oh, just a second.
614
00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:50,445
There you go.
615
00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:52,413
Keep the change there, baby.
616
00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:53,825
- Sticky, thanks.
617
00:26:53,825 --> 00:26:55,636
- Sit down and chill with me for a minute.
618
00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:56,636
- All right.
619
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,911
- You wanna hit this shit?
620
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:04,903
- Ma'am I always have
time for a smoke break.
621
00:27:04,903 --> 00:27:07,192
(both laughing)
622
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,753
- It's not as good as
that Jamaican goddess
623
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,004
you guys are putting in them pizzas.
624
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,378
But it'll knock the booboo
out of you a little bit.
625
00:27:13,378 --> 00:27:14,544
- This shit is good though.
626
00:27:14,544 --> 00:27:16,081
(client laughs)
- Thanks, man.
627
00:27:16,081 --> 00:27:17,164
- Yeah, shit.
628
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,596
What do you know about
that Jamaican goddess?
629
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,847
(client laughs)
- Shit, girl.
630
00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:26,033
The stories I could tell you.
631
00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:27,681
I used to live in Jamaica.
632
00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:30,051
- No way.
- Yeah, when I was younger,
633
00:27:30,051 --> 00:27:32,701
firmer, and a whole lot tighter.
634
00:27:32,701 --> 00:27:34,568
(both laughing)
635
00:27:34,568 --> 00:27:35,841
- Well, how long was it?
636
00:27:35,841 --> 00:27:39,251
- Man, it was just last summer.
637
00:27:39,251 --> 00:27:41,371
- Well, good for you.
638
00:27:41,371 --> 00:27:44,912
- So, seriously now, you got a man?
639
00:27:44,912 --> 00:27:46,416
- You don't even wanna go there.
640
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,467
You don't fucking wanna go there.
641
00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:48,703
There's this dude.
642
00:27:48,703 --> 00:27:49,834
He's disgusting.
643
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:53,685
Just fucking gross, the
dumb ass and you know what?
644
00:27:53,685 --> 00:27:57,985
I like him, for some fucking
stupid reason, I like him.
645
00:27:57,985 --> 00:27:59,261
- Love never makes no sense, dear,
646
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,927
- You know he pisses me off though?
647
00:28:00,927 --> 00:28:02,215
I try and give him hints, you know?
648
00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:03,362
Like I liked him.
649
00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:06,272
Motherfucker doesn't do anything, nothing.
650
00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:07,605
Clues and hints?
651
00:28:09,058 --> 00:28:09,975
Shit, girl.
652
00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:16,756
If you want a man, you gotta
reach out and grab him.
653
00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:21,692
(Jasmine roaring)
654
00:28:21,692 --> 00:28:24,442
(birds chirping)
655
00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:37,350
(doorbell ringing)
(elevator music)
656
00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,233
- Nice shoes.
657
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,305
You're not the pool guy.
658
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:48,410
- Oh, is the my Phu King pizza?
659
00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:52,629
Oh, thanks.
(lady moaning)
660
00:28:52,629 --> 00:28:53,462
Oh.
661
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,958
- Dude, is that your fucking wife?
662
00:29:01,035 --> 00:29:02,535
She's fucking hot.
663
00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:06,862
- Yes, she's my wife.
664
00:29:09,422 --> 00:29:11,589
Go get some help, pervert.
665
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:18,485
(door slamming)
(elevator music continues)
666
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,105
- What the fuck?
667
00:29:43,105 --> 00:29:45,151
Yo, chief, you're blocking me here.
668
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,663
- That piece of shit?
669
00:29:46,663 --> 00:29:48,084
Thought it was abandoned.
670
00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:50,711
Look here, Pedro, can't
get past the border,
671
00:29:50,711 --> 00:29:52,079
stay on your side.
672
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:56,111
This is America.
(pool guy grunts)
673
00:29:56,111 --> 00:29:58,542
- Whatever David Duke.
674
00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:00,294
- David Duke? That's a good one.
675
00:30:00,294 --> 00:30:02,096
You got me there.
676
00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:03,987
- Ondalay, dude.
677
00:30:03,987 --> 00:30:08,070
- I'm just trying to do
a job Americans Won't do.
678
00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:16,362
- Hey, you guys in the movie business?
679
00:30:16,362 --> 00:30:18,756
- Sorta, used to be.
680
00:30:18,756 --> 00:30:20,780
Turns out they really sucked at it.
681
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:24,200
Man, they only give you one audition.
682
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,376
- Oh.
683
00:30:25,376 --> 00:30:27,183
- You do kinda look
like that Burt Reynolds
684
00:30:27,183 --> 00:30:29,068
from that "Deliverance" movie.
685
00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:32,376
- "Deliverance?" Yeah, think so?
686
00:30:32,376 --> 00:30:34,615
- Well, no, not really.
687
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,951
You know, more like rich, new friends.
688
00:30:36,951 --> 00:30:37,934
Screw like a pig.
689
00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:39,377
- Fuck you, man.
690
00:30:39,377 --> 00:30:40,551
Whatever.
691
00:30:40,551 --> 00:30:44,801
Hey, I heard them fucking
pizzas got drugs in them.
692
00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:47,362
- No man.
- You're still here.
693
00:30:47,362 --> 00:30:50,346
- There's nothing illegal
here, all natural.
694
00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:51,763
- Fucking stoner.
695
00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,718
- Vamanos, man, come on.
696
00:30:55,648 --> 00:30:57,005
- The astronaut's really strong,
697
00:30:57,005 --> 00:30:59,597
I would suggest for first
timers a silky smooth,
698
00:30:59,597 --> 00:31:02,311
it's a lot more relaxed
and chill, you know?
699
00:31:02,311 --> 00:31:04,561
Shorty, hey, what's up man?
700
00:31:05,401 --> 00:31:06,543
- Where's Harold?
701
00:31:06,543 --> 00:31:07,376
- Who?
702
00:31:08,644 --> 00:31:10,700
- The Chinaman.
703
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,003
- Oh you mean Thomas?
704
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:12,836
He's not Chinese.
705
00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:15,115
He's actually more like
Filipino mixed with Tai.
706
00:31:15,115 --> 00:31:16,463
- I don't care what the heck, Linus,
707
00:31:16,463 --> 00:31:19,433
let's go get him and have a talk.
708
00:31:19,433 --> 00:31:20,516
- Okay, okay.
709
00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,547
You should stay with Gus.
710
00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:24,831
I'll be right back.
711
00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:26,581
Don't worry about it.
712
00:31:32,394 --> 00:31:35,248
- Hey, chill out, man! Chill.
- Chill, dude!
713
00:31:35,248 --> 00:31:36,084
We had an agreement!
714
00:31:36,084 --> 00:31:37,017
- Man, I'm taking your ass home.
715
00:31:37,017 --> 00:31:37,850
- Go, go!
716
00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:40,412
- Chill out, man.
717
00:31:40,412 --> 00:31:42,729
Yo, what happened, dude?
718
00:31:42,729 --> 00:31:43,682
What the hell, Shorty?
719
00:31:43,682 --> 00:31:47,217
You can't come up here starting shit.
720
00:31:47,217 --> 00:31:48,050
Wah!
721
00:31:50,048 --> 00:31:51,403
- Come on, I want you to.
722
00:31:51,403 --> 00:31:53,382
- I'm half Tai, bro, I
know more Tai, what's up?
723
00:31:53,382 --> 00:31:54,887
- Okay, okay.
(Thomas heaves)
724
00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:56,387
- Dude, damn, man!
725
00:32:01,147 --> 00:32:04,120
(Shorty laughs)
- My problem,
726
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,905
your friend has a big fucking
mouth, so I shut it for him.
727
00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:08,753
I don't believe you boys
understand the severity
728
00:32:08,753 --> 00:32:10,323
of the situation.
729
00:32:10,323 --> 00:32:12,000
When you don't pay Playa Playa,
730
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,730
you're taking food away
from all this baby mamas.
731
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:17,481
People die for that shit.
732
00:32:17,481 --> 00:32:19,459
Get up. Get the fuck up!
(men heaving)
733
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:23,609
You, you took what was
supposed to be mine.
734
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,988
- Man, we ain't take
shit from your bitch ass.
735
00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:28,655
(Thomas heaves)
736
00:32:30,303 --> 00:32:31,642
- You better not even
think of skipping town,
737
00:32:31,642 --> 00:32:33,475
because I'll find you.
738
00:32:36,697 --> 00:32:38,659
See you later.
739
00:32:38,659 --> 00:32:39,492
- Oh.
740
00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:42,568
Oh.
741
00:32:42,568 --> 00:32:43,485
My ovaries.
742
00:32:44,522 --> 00:32:47,331
Shorty's punk ass, man, I hate him.
743
00:32:47,331 --> 00:32:48,369
- What'd you think was
gonna happen, Thomas?
744
00:32:48,369 --> 00:32:50,619
You was talking shit, dude.
745
00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:53,736
All right, man,
746
00:32:53,736 --> 00:32:56,401
I've got a couple of grand saved at home.
747
00:32:56,401 --> 00:32:58,011
I mean, it was supposed to be for college
748
00:32:58,011 --> 00:33:01,843
but can't go to college if I'm dead.
749
00:33:01,843 --> 00:33:03,122
How about you?
750
00:33:03,122 --> 00:33:05,717
- If I empty out my accounts
and then sell some of my stuff,
751
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:10,322
I'll probably get like
another five GS on top of it.
752
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:14,090
- If we take the roughly
like I dunno like two grand,
753
00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:16,526
two, yeah, $2,000 that
we made today in sales,
754
00:33:16,526 --> 00:33:21,526
I think that's, shit, dude,
we're still 10 grand short.
755
00:33:21,655 --> 00:33:23,822
- Oh my God, we're fucked.
756
00:33:27,196 --> 00:33:28,790
- Think maybe your parents
can lend us some money?
757
00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:31,873
- Hah! Dude, no, oh shit, my parents!
758
00:33:33,239 --> 00:33:35,026
I forgot I'm supposed to get
lunch with them and Chenae,
759
00:33:35,026 --> 00:33:37,936
my mom's been on my ass
about introducing them.
760
00:33:37,936 --> 00:33:39,913
- Think they're gonna flip?
761
00:33:39,913 --> 00:33:42,746
- My dad will be fine, but my mom,
762
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:48,149
my mom will trip, flip,
double dip, all that shit.
763
00:33:50,384 --> 00:33:51,521
I'll catch up with you later, man.
764
00:33:51,521 --> 00:33:54,188
(siren wailing)
765
00:33:55,945 --> 00:33:58,028
- I'm stopping right now.
766
00:33:59,745 --> 00:34:02,603
Pick up, pick up, Nico, Areola,
767
00:34:02,603 --> 00:34:05,469
I'm at the corner of Mike
Rotch and Burgundy, sir.
768
00:34:05,469 --> 00:34:08,386
Pick up.
(spitting)
769
00:34:12,995 --> 00:34:13,964
Is there a problem, officer?
770
00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,547
- Shut the fuck up.
771
00:34:17,053 --> 00:34:19,216
Are you the guy from
that fucking pizza joint?
772
00:34:19,216 --> 00:34:21,966
- Yeah. It's pronounced Phu King.
773
00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:24,224
- We don't care.
774
00:34:24,224 --> 00:34:26,615
We ordered two two silky smooth pizzas
775
00:34:26,615 --> 00:34:28,865
over half an hour ago, son.
776
00:34:31,109 --> 00:34:32,473
- Oh.
777
00:34:32,473 --> 00:34:33,329
Okay.
778
00:34:33,329 --> 00:34:34,497
Yeah, yeah.
779
00:34:34,497 --> 00:34:35,902
Yeah, I got them right here.
780
00:34:35,902 --> 00:34:37,471
- Whoa! What're you reaching for?
781
00:34:37,471 --> 00:34:38,724
- Whoa! Put your hands behind your back!
782
00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:39,557
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
783
00:34:39,557 --> 00:34:41,721
No, no, no, no, no!
(cops yelling)
784
00:34:41,721 --> 00:34:42,936
No, no, no!
- Put your hands up!
785
00:34:42,936 --> 00:34:44,655
- Freeze! You got a gun?
- Please don't shoot!
786
00:34:44,655 --> 00:34:45,861
Oh, oh, oh fuck!
- Put your hands up!
787
00:34:45,861 --> 00:34:47,844
- Just wait!
- Put your hands up!
788
00:34:47,844 --> 00:34:50,134
- Pulled out a gun!
- Shoot him!
789
00:34:50,134 --> 00:34:50,967
- Guns.
(Cujo crying)
790
00:34:50,967 --> 00:34:52,485
(cop laughing)
791
00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:55,068
- You look so stupid right now.
792
00:34:56,656 --> 00:34:57,905
- Just water.
793
00:34:57,905 --> 00:34:59,988
- I peed in mine.
- Gross.
794
00:35:01,247 --> 00:35:03,687
Look, man, we just wanted
to stop you and tell you
795
00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,922
that we know what you guys are doing
796
00:35:05,922 --> 00:35:07,517
over at that pizza joint.
797
00:35:07,517 --> 00:35:09,063
- You do?
- Hell yeah.
798
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:11,388
You have the best damn
pizza we've ever had tasted.
799
00:35:11,388 --> 00:35:12,221
- Woo!
800
00:35:13,401 --> 00:35:15,276
Just some advice.
801
00:35:15,276 --> 00:35:17,377
There've been a lot of local
robberies at these stores.
802
00:35:17,377 --> 00:35:19,397
So watch your six.
803
00:35:19,397 --> 00:35:21,395
- Contact us if you need anything else.
804
00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:23,007
Good day.
805
00:35:23,007 --> 00:35:23,840
- Okay.
806
00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:46,775
(siren wailing)
807
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,374
- Those guys are fucking crazy.
808
00:35:55,565 --> 00:35:57,232
Patronizing me, man.
809
00:35:58,426 --> 00:36:01,009
Nobody puts Cujo in the corner.
810
00:36:04,193 --> 00:36:07,086
(Cujo cries)
811
00:36:07,086 --> 00:36:10,169
(upbeat salsa music)
812
00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:13,659
- I gotta do this right
now, my Rambo's kicked me.
813
00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:15,492
- What the fuck you doing?
814
00:36:15,492 --> 00:36:16,706
Sit your ass down.
815
00:36:16,706 --> 00:36:18,134
- You know, my Rambo's
kicking right now, babe.
816
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,604
- Can't do this here-
- This is your sliced pizza.
817
00:36:20,604 --> 00:36:21,457
- Ah, thanks, sir.
- There's yours,
818
00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:22,662
there you go.
- Yeah.
819
00:36:22,662 --> 00:36:25,163
- Enjoy your trip.
- Thank you so much, man.
820
00:36:25,163 --> 00:36:26,007
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
821
00:36:26,007 --> 00:36:27,906
- It's hard, man, we gotta go.
- We gotta plan this shit out.
822
00:36:27,906 --> 00:36:30,302
- So when we doing this? What's the plan?
823
00:36:30,302 --> 00:36:31,135
- Thank you.
824
00:36:31,135 --> 00:36:31,968
We gotta go deal-
- We ain't doing this
825
00:36:31,968 --> 00:36:33,357
like subway last week, man.
826
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,316
Thad boy in that makeup, that was stupid.
827
00:36:35,316 --> 00:36:36,218
My skin is sensitive.
828
00:36:36,218 --> 00:36:37,481
Couldn't take my cousin to the prom
829
00:36:37,481 --> 00:36:38,520
'cause of the pimples from-
830
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,291
- All right, listen.
831
00:36:40,291 --> 00:36:41,958
All right, so this is the
wall right here, right?
832
00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:42,791
- This wall.
833
00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:45,170
- Now let's pretend it's
napkin dispenser is the wall.
834
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,829
So put that wall right there.
835
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,215
- Yeah. All right.
- Okay.
836
00:36:48,215 --> 00:36:50,931
- The cash register, the salt, right here.
837
00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:52,728
- The salt.
- The cash register,
838
00:36:52,728 --> 00:36:54,145
look, look, look.
839
00:36:55,339 --> 00:36:56,848
- Oh, that's the salt.
840
00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,514
- You a stupid motherfucker, dog.
841
00:36:58,514 --> 00:36:59,846
- Gotcha, listening.
- Yes, man.
842
00:36:59,846 --> 00:37:01,028
So, at the end of the day,
843
00:37:01,028 --> 00:37:03,125
so what they do is, they take the money
844
00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:05,321
from the cash register to the back.
845
00:37:05,321 --> 00:37:07,106
- How you know this?
846
00:37:07,106 --> 00:37:08,510
- 'Cause man, the Jamaican goddess, man,
847
00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:09,673
you here every motherfucking day-
848
00:37:09,673 --> 00:37:11,794
- Oh yeah.
- You hear the shit?
849
00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:12,709
- Yeah, yes, I hear.
850
00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:13,828
- I believe in this.
- Okay, okay.
851
00:37:13,828 --> 00:37:16,123
- They get it back.
852
00:37:16,123 --> 00:37:19,107
- [ghostly Voice] The
possibilities, go take a walk.
853
00:37:19,107 --> 00:37:19,940
- Wow.
854
00:37:22,882 --> 00:37:25,715
(heavy breathing)
855
00:37:26,659 --> 00:37:29,905
- Do it properly.
- Ask us to make new prices.
856
00:37:29,905 --> 00:37:33,794
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what're
you two talking about?
857
00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,879
Sounds like you're up to no good.
858
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,610
- He the feds, he the feds,
859
00:37:37,610 --> 00:37:38,443
he the feds-
- Come on, man, haven't you
860
00:37:38,443 --> 00:37:40,151
ever had the pizza here?
861
00:37:40,151 --> 00:37:42,651
The shit is out of this world.
862
00:37:44,249 --> 00:37:45,732
- Ah, y'all, now hear.
863
00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:48,444
- He on the astronaut!
- That's what it is, yeah.
864
00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:49,748
Yeah, I got you, brother.
865
00:37:49,748 --> 00:37:52,020
- All right.
- All right, good.
866
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,906
- Oh.
- Holy shit,
867
00:37:53,906 --> 00:37:55,889
what's, hey, you're back, hey.
868
00:37:55,889 --> 00:37:57,700
- I'm back yeah.
- It's a good pizza,
869
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,930
it's a fucking good pizza.
870
00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:01,711
- This pizza is out of this world, bro.
871
00:38:01,711 --> 00:38:02,779
I feel like,
872
00:38:02,779 --> 00:38:05,314
I feel like, I don't know.
873
00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:07,542
- [Gus] So, you're the one to watch.
874
00:38:07,542 --> 00:38:09,003
- Yeah, bro, it was a amazing
875
00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:10,732
Thanks for having me back, how you doing?
876
00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:12,562
- [Gus] Ah, if I were any
better, I'd be a twin, bro.
877
00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:14,946
- Bro, if your twin has
the same hairdo as you,
878
00:38:14,946 --> 00:38:15,970
I'll love him too,
879
00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:17,897
trust me, you're the man.
- Oh, man, why.
880
00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:19,927
- There you go.
- Okay, thank you.
881
00:38:19,927 --> 00:38:21,443
This one's yours, all right.
- Perfect, thank you.
882
00:38:21,443 --> 00:38:23,447
- Thank you, have a good day.
883
00:38:23,447 --> 00:38:25,780
- Well, good afternoon.
- Hi.
884
00:38:26,775 --> 00:38:28,358
- Yeah.
- You look.
885
00:38:31,802 --> 00:38:33,410
What was your name again?
886
00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:34,660
- I don't know.
887
00:38:37,251 --> 00:38:38,600
Bill?
888
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,420
Yes. It's bill.
889
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,086
Bill I am.
890
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,420
Bill is me.
891
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,012
- What can I get you, bill?
892
00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:46,916
- I need another one
of those space pizzas.
893
00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:49,152
That shit was out of this world.
894
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,250
It made me feel like Neil Armstrong.
895
00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:53,678
- Do you mean an astronaut pizza?
896
00:38:53,678 --> 00:38:54,693
- That one.
897
00:38:54,693 --> 00:38:56,905
When I ate that thing,
I felt like I landed
898
00:38:56,905 --> 00:38:59,491
on the moon, ran around
the ring on Saturn,
899
00:38:59,491 --> 00:39:02,331
found life on Mars and
then ended up on Pluto
900
00:39:02,331 --> 00:39:06,100
with that other astronaut,
Lance Armstrong.
901
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:10,025
- Okay, Armstrong is not a
universal name for astronauts.
902
00:39:10,025 --> 00:39:11,493
Do you another pizza?
903
00:39:11,493 --> 00:39:12,922
- Fuck yeah, how much is it?
904
00:39:12,922 --> 00:39:15,089
- $25.
- Sweet, I got that.
905
00:39:16,116 --> 00:39:19,234
Here you go, sister. You're the greatest.
906
00:39:19,234 --> 00:39:20,824
- All right.
- Nice hair.
907
00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:24,584
(Bill whistles)
- Fucking stoner.
908
00:39:24,584 --> 00:39:27,075
Can I get one of them
Lance Armstrong pizzas too?
909
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:30,158
(upbeat salsa music)
910
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:37,707
- She will be rubbing that,
be rubbing shit, shit.
911
00:39:40,118 --> 00:39:41,035
- Hey!
- Ow!
912
00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:44,305
- Why you no like Jasmine?
913
00:39:44,305 --> 00:39:46,684
She very sexy woman.
914
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:49,133
♪ I'll take another like a heli-chopper ♪
915
00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:51,996
♪ Up in the sky ♪
- I like your red rocket.
916
00:39:51,996 --> 00:39:53,561
- Oh, shit, yeah.
917
00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:54,562
- Gonna show me your red rocket?
918
00:39:54,562 --> 00:39:55,395
- [Cujo] Yeah.
919
00:39:55,395 --> 00:39:57,173
- Or your (speaks in foreign language)?
920
00:39:57,173 --> 00:39:59,942
Yeah, bot for me, motherfucker!
921
00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,271
(both moaning)
922
00:40:02,271 --> 00:40:06,694
(Jasmine speaks in foreign language)
923
00:40:06,694 --> 00:40:07,646
- [Cujo] Just a little bit.
924
00:40:07,646 --> 00:40:09,216
- What? Now yeah.
925
00:40:09,216 --> 00:40:10,540
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
926
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:13,207
Do it, you bad boy, you bad boy!
927
00:40:15,207 --> 00:40:17,202
What the?
(Cujo moaning)
928
00:40:17,202 --> 00:40:19,766
What the, what the fuck, man?
929
00:40:19,766 --> 00:40:21,028
What you looking at?
930
00:40:21,028 --> 00:40:23,105
The fuck are you doing?
931
00:40:23,105 --> 00:40:24,022
- What, come on!
932
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,062
- Have a real (speaks in
foreign language) right here
933
00:40:25,062 --> 00:40:26,219
and you're looking at porn?
934
00:40:26,219 --> 00:40:28,117
- Gets, well, it gets
me in the mood, come on.
935
00:40:28,117 --> 00:40:31,002
- What mood? Just get
the fuck out of my car.
936
00:40:31,002 --> 00:40:31,835
- Ow! Come on.
937
00:40:31,835 --> 00:40:33,224
My salami, come on.
938
00:40:33,224 --> 00:40:34,757
- Yeah, your salami or yourself
939
00:40:34,757 --> 00:40:37,625
out of my fucking car right now!
940
00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,735
Out!
941
00:40:38,735 --> 00:40:40,825
Doggy out! Bad boy!
942
00:40:40,825 --> 00:40:42,988
- You seem like a fucking crack head.
943
00:40:42,988 --> 00:40:43,905
- Fuck you!
944
00:40:45,095 --> 00:40:47,682
Fucker!
(Jasmine grunts)
945
00:40:47,682 --> 00:40:52,175
♪ Because we feel all right♪
- Jasmine, Jasmine.
946
00:40:52,175 --> 00:40:54,809
Yeah, she's cool and all, but,
947
00:40:54,809 --> 00:40:57,041
but sometimes she can
be a pain in the ass.
948
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,186
- Did you just call me a pain in the ass?
949
00:40:59,186 --> 00:41:01,327
- No, no.
- Seth.
950
00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:04,459
- I know nothing about nothing.
951
00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:07,792
- You motherfucker.
- Oh, what the fuck!
952
00:41:08,913 --> 00:41:11,449
Oh!
(Cujo groans)
953
00:41:11,449 --> 00:41:15,153
- You better not be telling nice about me.
954
00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:18,585
Or I'll tell everybody how
you lasted less than a minute
955
00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:23,585
and ended up slobbering and
foaming all over your limp dick.
956
00:41:23,799 --> 00:41:24,632
Dick!
- Ow.
957
00:41:28,624 --> 00:41:33,124
- Is this for me?
(upbeat salsa music)
958
00:41:38,735 --> 00:41:39,568
- God.
959
00:41:41,356 --> 00:41:44,189
I think I love that fucking bitch.
960
00:41:55,533 --> 00:41:57,283
- Is everything okay?
961
00:41:58,243 --> 00:42:00,869
- Yeah, I'm good, babe.
962
00:42:00,869 --> 00:42:05,869
- Why are you so nervous?
(dramatic piano music)
963
00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:11,207
- Mom, but she's white!
964
00:42:12,179 --> 00:42:13,012
No reason.
965
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,833
(Thomas exhales)
966
00:42:20,655 --> 00:42:21,613
- Thomas.
967
00:42:21,613 --> 00:42:24,308
- Hmm?
- Are you gonna knock?
968
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:29,308
- Hey, how you doing?
(knocking on the door)
969
00:42:30,456 --> 00:42:31,914
(gong vibrating)
- Hey!
970
00:42:31,914 --> 00:42:36,081
(mom speaks in foreign language)
971
00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,611
- Mom!
- Is everything okay?
972
00:42:39,611 --> 00:42:40,444
- Yeah, no it's cool,
973
00:42:40,444 --> 00:42:41,314
she said you're super pretty.
974
00:42:41,314 --> 00:42:43,306
She's just, she's going
through some things right now.
975
00:42:43,306 --> 00:42:45,621
She has like ADD, she's
like on her period,
976
00:42:45,621 --> 00:42:47,418
her last period, she's
going through menopause.
977
00:42:47,418 --> 00:42:48,665
- Oh my God, should we
come back when she feels?
978
00:42:48,665 --> 00:42:50,576
- No, no, no, no, no,
please, please come in.
979
00:42:50,576 --> 00:42:51,584
Please come in.
980
00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:53,855
(mom speaks in foreign language)
981
00:42:53,855 --> 00:42:55,677
(Thomas laughs)
- Don't be stupid mom.
982
00:42:55,677 --> 00:42:57,827
Excuse me one second, you guys, okay?
983
00:42:57,827 --> 00:42:59,738
- Please sit.
984
00:42:59,738 --> 00:43:04,281
(mom speaks in foreign language)
985
00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:05,114
- Ew, that's fucking gross,
986
00:43:05,114 --> 00:43:06,572
why are you talking like that?
987
00:43:06,572 --> 00:43:10,739
(mom speaks in foreign language)
988
00:43:12,347 --> 00:43:15,547
- Sorry. I put up with this everyday.
989
00:43:15,547 --> 00:43:17,049
(mom speaks in foreign language)
990
00:43:17,049 --> 00:43:18,765
- Thomas!
- What, no!
991
00:43:18,765 --> 00:43:22,848
(mom speaks in foreign language)
992
00:43:24,182 --> 00:43:27,364
My pullout game is amazing, okay? Hold on.
993
00:43:27,364 --> 00:43:30,650
Hello.
- I teach him to pull out.
994
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,298
- [Anthony] I take it your mom met Chenae.
995
00:43:32,298 --> 00:43:34,425
- How'd you guess?
- Don't sweat it, man.
996
00:43:34,425 --> 00:43:35,482
I'll send an astronaut your way.
997
00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:37,319
Give me about 10 minutes.
998
00:43:37,319 --> 00:43:38,652
- [Thomas] Okay?
999
00:43:42,028 --> 00:43:44,778
(birds chirping)
1000
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:03,534
- Oh, I thought you were
another one of our guests.
1001
00:44:03,534 --> 00:44:04,801
I have your money inside.
1002
00:44:04,801 --> 00:44:06,707
You wanna come on in?
1003
00:44:06,707 --> 00:44:10,409
♪ Hey, hey, let's go home ♪
1004
00:44:10,409 --> 00:44:14,049
♪ Hey, hey, let's get fucked up ♪
1005
00:44:14,049 --> 00:44:15,868
♪ What, get fucked up ♪
1006
00:44:15,868 --> 00:44:19,761
♪ Shut down, fucked up ♪
- Pizza's here!
1007
00:44:19,761 --> 00:44:21,501
- [Everybody] Fucking pizza!
1008
00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:24,243
- Just love the name of the pizza place.
1009
00:44:24,243 --> 00:44:28,590
Fucking pizza, it just
fits this group perfectly.
1010
00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:32,262
- Actually it's pronounced Phu King, but.
1011
00:44:32,262 --> 00:44:33,679
- it's 25, right?
1012
00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:36,503
- Yeah.
1013
00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:38,828
Are you guys-
1014
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,917
- Swingers?
1015
00:44:42,539 --> 00:44:43,372
Yes.
1016
00:44:44,426 --> 00:44:46,020
- Wait, those actually happen?
1017
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,016
- They do.
1018
00:44:47,016 --> 00:44:48,397
They actually happen.
1019
00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:51,491
They're a lot, a lot of fun.
1020
00:44:51,491 --> 00:44:53,651
- That pizza boy is hot.
1021
00:44:53,651 --> 00:44:56,103
I will fuck him when we're done.
1022
00:44:56,103 --> 00:44:57,921
- Ooh, goodie.
1023
00:44:57,921 --> 00:44:59,346
Care to join us?
1024
00:44:59,346 --> 00:45:00,959
Come on, yes you do, come on.
1025
00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:02,959
I have a live one!
- Woo!
1026
00:45:04,222 --> 00:45:06,828
♪ Let's get fucked up ♪
1027
00:45:06,828 --> 00:45:11,411
- So mom, is this the best
pizza you've ever had or what?
1028
00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:14,122
(mom laughing)
- Oh yeah.
1029
00:45:14,122 --> 00:45:17,565
It's very good.
(mom laughing)
1030
00:45:17,565 --> 00:45:19,153
- Your mom speaks English.
1031
00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:21,793
- Oh, yeah, she just doesn't like to
1032
00:45:21,793 --> 00:45:24,904
'cause she doesn't like white people.
1033
00:45:24,904 --> 00:45:27,682
Yeah, I know, I know.
- Me neither.
1034
00:45:27,682 --> 00:45:29,540
(both laughing)
1035
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:32,540
- Mom, so do you like my girlfriend?
1036
00:45:33,535 --> 00:45:34,452
- Oh, yeah.
1037
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,566
She's very pretty.
1038
00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:41,964
- Oh, thank you Mrs. King.
1039
00:45:41,964 --> 00:45:43,881
You have a lovely home.
1040
00:45:46,753 --> 00:45:47,753
- Thank you.
1041
00:45:48,922 --> 00:45:53,129
- You know, my son look very happy lately.
1042
00:45:53,129 --> 00:45:58,046
- I am very happy right now.
(mom giggling)
1043
00:46:00,566 --> 00:46:03,899
What? There's no more, I'm still hungry.
1044
00:46:05,068 --> 00:46:07,774
- Hey, mom, I can order
another pizza, okay?
1045
00:46:07,774 --> 00:46:10,795
- Order two more son.
- Okay, all right,
1046
00:46:10,795 --> 00:46:13,787
you got it, dad.
(all giggling)
1047
00:46:13,787 --> 00:46:15,120
I love you guys.
1048
00:46:17,322 --> 00:46:19,528
- Oh man, it's so hot out today, huh?
1049
00:46:19,528 --> 00:46:20,476
- I know.
1050
00:46:20,476 --> 00:46:22,154
- Don't know why the hell
I wear this stupid sweater
1051
00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:23,623
all the time.
- It looks cute
1052
00:46:23,623 --> 00:46:24,831
on you though, so.
1053
00:46:24,831 --> 00:46:25,814
- Oh,
1054
00:46:25,814 --> 00:46:27,611
thanks.
- Yeah.
1055
00:46:27,611 --> 00:46:28,731
- Yeah.
1056
00:46:28,731 --> 00:46:30,935
So how're you liking it here so far?
1057
00:46:30,935 --> 00:46:33,251
- It's good, yeah.
- Yeah?
1058
00:46:33,251 --> 00:46:35,019
- I mean, I like spending time with you.
1059
00:46:35,019 --> 00:46:36,003
You make things more fun.
1060
00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:37,153
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1061
00:46:37,153 --> 00:46:38,127
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1062
00:46:38,127 --> 00:46:39,404
(both chuckling)
1063
00:46:39,404 --> 00:46:44,064
- Well maybe we should hang
out sometime, you know,
1064
00:46:44,064 --> 00:46:45,209
get to know each other a little better.
1065
00:46:45,209 --> 00:46:47,186
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd love that.
1066
00:46:47,186 --> 00:46:48,044
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1067
00:46:48,044 --> 00:46:50,094
- All right, cool.
1068
00:46:50,094 --> 00:46:51,468
- So I have a question.
1069
00:46:51,468 --> 00:46:52,301
What's the difference
1070
00:46:52,301 --> 00:46:55,265
between all the pizzas that you guys sell?
1071
00:46:55,265 --> 00:46:58,774
- Well, a couple of examples,
we have a blast from the past
1072
00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,515
which gets people so high
1073
00:47:00,515 --> 00:47:03,902
that they like see their
dead relatives and shit.
1074
00:47:03,902 --> 00:47:04,917
And then I know, I know.
1075
00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:06,616
And then you have the astronaut
1076
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:09,011
which gets you so high,
think you're up in space.
1077
00:47:09,011 --> 00:47:10,395
- Oh.
(Ariel laughs)
1078
00:47:10,395 --> 00:47:12,440
So do you smoke a lot?
1079
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,393
(inhaling)
(whistle sliding)
1080
00:47:15,393 --> 00:47:17,141
(exhaling)
- No. No.
1081
00:47:17,141 --> 00:47:18,491
I mean, not really.
1082
00:47:18,491 --> 00:47:20,228
I mean a little, a little, a little
1083
00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:21,579
a little more than usual,
yeah, I guess you could say.
1084
00:47:21,579 --> 00:47:23,712
- You smoke a lot.
1085
00:47:23,712 --> 00:47:24,545
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1086
00:47:24,545 --> 00:47:26,628
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's okay.
1087
00:47:28,611 --> 00:47:30,917
- Listen, I have to, I have to head out.
1088
00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:32,041
I have to run home for lunch.
1089
00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:33,994
- But just stick around
for, with this for now
1090
00:47:33,994 --> 00:47:35,752
and then, yeah, I shouldn't be that long.
1091
00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:37,560
- Okay, well hurry back.
- All right, cool, come on.
1092
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,393
- Okay.
1093
00:47:40,038 --> 00:47:40,980
- Hey, got it.
1094
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:43,069
Yeah, man.
- Dude, what took you so long?
1095
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,578
- I waited for Gus, he
went in the bathroom.
1096
00:47:44,578 --> 00:47:45,411
- I didn't want him to
see I'm taking shit.
1097
00:47:45,411 --> 00:47:46,842
- Man, what you doing?
1098
00:47:46,842 --> 00:47:48,570
You can't just dive in a pizza.
1099
00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:49,403
- Why not?
1100
00:47:49,403 --> 00:47:50,456
- This ain't no piece of plastic.
1101
00:47:50,456 --> 00:47:52,991
You just can't in it, this ain't no pool.
1102
00:47:52,991 --> 00:47:54,074
- I know what it is, all right.
1103
00:47:54,074 --> 00:47:55,875
- This got the Jamaican
goddess up in here.
1104
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,393
- That's right.
- So you gotta pray
1105
00:47:57,393 --> 00:47:59,052
before you eat this pizza.
- What the fuck?
1106
00:47:59,052 --> 00:48:00,999
- You gotta have some faith in it.
1107
00:48:00,999 --> 00:48:01,832
- You serious?
- You, yes,
1108
00:48:01,832 --> 00:48:02,932
you got gotta have the Holy ghost
1109
00:48:02,932 --> 00:48:04,175
before you eat this pizza.
1110
00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:06,813
So let's do a prayer, I'ma
let you start out, come on.
1111
00:48:06,813 --> 00:48:09,728
Let's pray before that naked
mole rat come back out here.
1112
00:48:09,728 --> 00:48:10,561
- All right.
- Come on.
1113
00:48:10,561 --> 00:48:11,931
- All right.
1114
00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:13,614
Oh, dear Jamaican goddess.
1115
00:48:13,614 --> 00:48:15,644
Thank you for shining your light on us.
1116
00:48:15,644 --> 00:48:17,780
- Well.
- And giving us
1117
00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:20,341
these costumes and-
- Well.
1118
00:48:20,341 --> 00:48:22,347
- giving us this appetite.
1119
00:48:22,347 --> 00:48:24,796
- Well.
- And thank you
1120
00:48:24,796 --> 00:48:26,386
for making us high.
- Hallelujah.
1121
00:48:26,386 --> 00:48:27,476
Thank you Jesus.
1122
00:48:27,476 --> 00:48:30,290
- Oh my God.
- Oh my goodness.
1123
00:48:30,290 --> 00:48:31,216
- Thank you.
1124
00:48:31,216 --> 00:48:33,999
(both laughing)
1125
00:48:33,999 --> 00:48:38,833
- Once these two pizza boys
miss their deadline tonight,
1126
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,250
it'll be their last delivery.
1127
00:48:47,012 --> 00:48:48,431
- Hey, man, Gabby wants
to know if you're hungry.
1128
00:48:48,431 --> 00:48:51,589
She can warm up some food for you.
1129
00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:53,948
- I'm not really hungry, thanks.
1130
00:48:53,948 --> 00:48:54,865
- You okay?
1131
00:48:58,032 --> 00:48:59,217
- Not really.
1132
00:48:59,217 --> 00:49:00,050
- What's, what's wrong.
1133
00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:02,359
Ah, Anthony, don't tell me,
you got a girl pregnant.
1134
00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:03,814
- No.
- Whew.
1135
00:49:03,814 --> 00:49:05,564
- It's not like that.
1136
00:49:10,401 --> 00:49:12,739
I owe a lot of money to
that guy, Playa Playa.
1137
00:49:12,739 --> 00:49:13,739
- Damn, son.
1138
00:49:14,905 --> 00:49:18,880
Shit, and I hear Playa Playa doesn't play.
1139
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,459
That sounded kinda weird.
1140
00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:21,326
- Yeah, when you say it out loud.
1141
00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,879
- I know I said it.
- Yeah.
1142
00:49:23,879 --> 00:49:26,955
- Hey, you know when I look at you,
1143
00:49:26,955 --> 00:49:31,112
you remind me a lot of
myself when I was your age.
1144
00:49:31,112 --> 00:49:32,355
That's not what I meant.
1145
00:49:32,355 --> 00:49:34,761
What I meant was when I
was your age I fell in love
1146
00:49:34,761 --> 00:49:37,965
with your mother, God, rest her soul.
1147
00:49:37,965 --> 00:49:40,442
She was the most beautiful
woman I'd ever seen.
1148
00:49:40,442 --> 00:49:42,616
And then your grandpa, he
puts a shotgun in my face.
1149
00:49:42,616 --> 00:49:44,144
I'm like, whoa, dude, hold on, man.
1150
00:49:44,144 --> 00:49:45,343
I didn't screw you a goat,
1151
00:49:45,343 --> 00:49:46,176
(imitates bleating)
1152
00:49:46,176 --> 00:49:47,780
that doesn't spell (speaks
in foreign language).
1153
00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:50,484
And if it does, prove it, better
yet, check the semen on it.
1154
00:49:50,484 --> 00:49:51,578
It's not even mine.
1155
00:49:51,578 --> 00:49:54,684
As a matter of fact, I remember
like it was just yesterday.
1156
00:49:54,684 --> 00:49:57,428
I met your mom.
(voice distorts)
1157
00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:59,957
But it was after mass of
course, it was after mass.
1158
00:49:59,957 --> 00:50:01,164
(voice distorts)
I said, you know what,
1159
00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:02,644
to hell with the devil,
1160
00:50:02,644 --> 00:50:04,724
we're gonna get married now.
1161
00:50:04,724 --> 00:50:06,622
(dad chuckles)
1162
00:50:06,622 --> 00:50:11,006
Oh man, that's such a nice
story, don't you think?
1163
00:50:11,006 --> 00:50:13,103
- I'm not gonna lie.
1164
00:50:13,103 --> 00:50:14,983
I wasn't really listening.
(dad chuckles)
1165
00:50:14,983 --> 00:50:17,236
- Look, son, the point is,
1166
00:50:17,236 --> 00:50:20,457
sometimes it life, you just
gotta roll with the punches.
1167
00:50:20,457 --> 00:50:23,228
I'm sure you'll figured something out.
1168
00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,751
(hand slamming butt)
1169
00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:27,924
- Okay, we gotta go.
1170
00:50:27,924 --> 00:50:31,424
The rolling pit, ah, dad, you are a freak.
1171
00:50:32,521 --> 00:50:34,111
(girl moaning)
1172
00:50:34,111 --> 00:50:35,694
- Yeah, behind her.
1173
00:50:36,753 --> 00:50:38,420
- You little fucker!
1174
00:50:42,961 --> 00:50:46,461
- [Cujo] Knew you'd like Cujo style, baby.
1175
00:50:47,723 --> 00:50:49,920
Cujo style! Yeah!
1176
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,753
Ah,
1177
00:50:50,753 --> 00:50:51,596
aha,
1178
00:50:51,596 --> 00:50:54,732
ah, I knew you'd like
Cujo style, baby, come on.
1179
00:50:54,732 --> 00:50:56,982
You know you love it, yeah.
1180
00:50:59,196 --> 00:51:00,029
- Get out!
1181
00:51:00,029 --> 00:51:01,002
- What?
- What the fuck you doing,
1182
00:51:01,002 --> 00:51:02,711
man?
- What?
1183
00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:03,794
- Gross! Ugh!
1184
00:51:05,913 --> 00:51:06,996
- Wait! Wait!
1185
00:51:08,574 --> 00:51:09,927
Fucking foot.
1186
00:51:09,927 --> 00:51:10,760
Hey, wait.
1187
00:51:11,919 --> 00:51:13,154
Wait!
1188
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,521
I can't help it, it's a disease!
1189
00:51:15,521 --> 00:51:19,195
- Ugh, wipe your, ugh, fuck, gross.
1190
00:51:19,195 --> 00:51:20,755
- Sorry.
1191
00:51:20,755 --> 00:51:22,564
- You don't have to do
that to yourself, man.
1192
00:51:22,564 --> 00:51:25,064
Just abuse yourself like that.
1193
00:51:26,069 --> 00:51:27,651
- I don't have the money to pay a hooker
1194
00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:30,006
to do it for me, come on.
1195
00:51:30,006 --> 00:51:33,225
(Jasmine scoffing)
1196
00:51:33,225 --> 00:51:35,392
Wait, where are you going?
1197
00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:37,811
- Fuck off!
1198
00:51:39,184 --> 00:51:43,934
- What about old faithful?
(Cujo yelling)
1199
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:46,533
Fuck!
1200
00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:56,946
- I hate working with stoners.
1201
00:51:56,946 --> 00:52:00,719
- Dammit, the fucker, Cujo, the dammit!
1202
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,084
Cujo, what do I need to
do to make you understand
1203
00:52:03,084 --> 00:52:04,089
that I like you?
1204
00:52:04,089 --> 00:52:06,957
Seriously, dude, how can
I be more freaking clear?
1205
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:10,040
Ugh!
(Jasmine grunts)
1206
00:52:12,124 --> 00:52:15,234
You're crazy! Crazy.
- Jasmine?
1207
00:52:15,234 --> 00:52:16,067
- What?
1208
00:52:17,444 --> 00:52:20,602
(lady laughs)
- No.
1209
00:52:20,602 --> 00:52:24,352
That is mine.
(both laughing)
1210
00:52:27,129 --> 00:52:29,528
What do you want?
- More pizza.
1211
00:52:29,528 --> 00:52:32,445
How long have we been sitting here?
1212
00:52:33,762 --> 00:52:34,893
- Whoa, excuse me?
1213
00:52:34,893 --> 00:52:37,390
- Yes.
- Is it tomorrow yet?
1214
00:52:37,390 --> 00:52:39,217
- No, but You two have been sitting here
1215
00:52:39,217 --> 00:52:43,634
for almost two hours.
(both laughing)
1216
00:52:52,567 --> 00:52:54,646
- Grandpa Harry?
1217
00:52:54,646 --> 00:52:57,732
Grandpa, Harry, is that you?
1218
00:52:57,732 --> 00:52:59,680
- Aunt Chelsea
1219
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,001
Is that really you?
1220
00:53:01,001 --> 00:53:04,014
- How?
(both laughing)
1221
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:07,084
- Did you two order blast
from the past pizza?
1222
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:10,049
(both laughing)
- Really good,
1223
00:53:10,049 --> 00:53:11,483
but I need a moment.
1224
00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:14,462
I haven't seen my grandfather in 15 years.
1225
00:53:14,462 --> 00:53:16,120
And I would like to speak with him.
1226
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,508
(both laughing)
- Yes!
1227
00:53:18,508 --> 00:53:19,341
Hi.
- Yeah,
1228
00:53:21,258 --> 00:53:22,465
sure, have fun.
1229
00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:25,548
(laughing continues)
1230
00:53:34,842 --> 00:53:35,779
- What's wrong?
1231
00:53:35,779 --> 00:53:37,405
- What is wrong?
1232
00:53:37,405 --> 00:53:38,956
You're asking me what's wrong.
1233
00:53:38,956 --> 00:53:40,503
I'll tell you what's wrong.
1234
00:53:40,503 --> 00:53:42,465
Cujo, that is what's wrong.
1235
00:53:42,465 --> 00:53:43,512
- What did he do?
1236
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:44,436
- What he do?
1237
00:53:44,436 --> 00:53:47,148
He call me hooker, a whore.
1238
00:53:47,148 --> 00:53:48,991
Do I look like a whore to you?
1239
00:53:48,991 --> 00:53:50,067
Look at me.
1240
00:53:50,067 --> 00:53:51,354
- Not at all.
1241
00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:54,391
Cujo needs a hooker, a
whore, a woman of the night.
1242
00:53:54,391 --> 00:53:55,930
- I know.
1243
00:53:55,930 --> 00:53:56,936
I'm ready.
1244
00:53:56,936 --> 00:53:58,381
- Give the Jasmine.
1245
00:53:58,381 --> 00:54:01,131
Love, love is like a pizza, okay?
1246
00:54:02,359 --> 00:54:03,942
The crest is trust.
1247
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,662
The sauce is communication.
1248
00:54:09,581 --> 00:54:12,588
Cheese, cheese is laughter.
1249
00:54:12,588 --> 00:54:15,657
The pepperoni, that's that good stuff.
1250
00:54:15,657 --> 00:54:16,592
That good lovin'.
1251
00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:17,806
What you wanna do is you wanna get
1252
00:54:17,806 --> 00:54:20,006
all of those together, okay?
1253
00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:22,920
You wanna put 'em in the
oven, you wanna bake 'em
1254
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,755
'til the cheese melts and that
pepperoni soaks into that,
1255
00:54:26,755 --> 00:54:29,070
soaks into that crust.
1256
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:30,891
- You wanna pin the box,
1257
00:54:30,891 --> 00:54:33,695
and take it out for delivery.
1258
00:54:33,695 --> 00:54:35,440
No, right now, you got a delivery.
1259
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,273
- Oh.
1260
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,394
- Awesome, thanks, Jasmine, high five.
1261
00:54:38,394 --> 00:54:39,798
Go get it.
1262
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:40,821
- [Anthony] So dude.
1263
00:54:40,821 --> 00:54:42,383
- Oh, what's up doc.
1264
00:54:42,383 --> 00:54:44,458
Just chillin' man, trying to ease my mind,
1265
00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:45,751
get a tan, you know?
1266
00:54:45,751 --> 00:54:47,401
- So, what's up?
1267
00:54:47,401 --> 00:54:50,121
- Hey, what's up with
you and the new girl?
1268
00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,737
- I really don't know yet.
1269
00:54:51,737 --> 00:54:53,091
What do you think of her?
1270
00:54:53,091 --> 00:54:54,393
- She seems cool, man.
1271
00:54:54,393 --> 00:54:57,568
Sexy, yeah.
- She seems really sweet.
1272
00:54:57,568 --> 00:55:00,207
- Yeah. You gonna smash her or what?
1273
00:55:00,207 --> 00:55:02,737
- Ha! It's not like that, man.
1274
00:55:02,737 --> 00:55:04,917
- What you mean is not like that?
1275
00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:07,101
- It's different, you know?
1276
00:55:07,101 --> 00:55:08,059
- All right, man, well look,
1277
00:55:08,059 --> 00:55:11,408
whatever you do, just make
sure you keep Isabella
1278
00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:13,643
as far away from her as you can.
1279
00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:17,060
That girl is a crazy psycho killer bitch.
1280
00:55:28,731 --> 00:55:30,181
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
1281
00:55:30,181 --> 00:55:31,475
- Excuse me?
1282
00:55:31,475 --> 00:55:32,997
- Who are you?
1283
00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,230
- Excuse me.
1284
00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:35,063
- Ugh!
1285
00:55:37,954 --> 00:55:39,272
- Ariel.
1286
00:55:39,272 --> 00:55:40,105
- Ariel?
1287
00:55:41,762 --> 00:55:44,841
- Anthony, come quick, Isabella out front
1288
00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,725
and she 'cause big problems.
1289
00:55:46,725 --> 00:55:49,054
- Oh, Ariel like the bitch fish
1290
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,949
from like the "Under The Sea" movie?
1291
00:55:50,949 --> 00:55:53,577
Oh my gosh, I thought that it, hey.
1292
00:55:53,577 --> 00:55:54,441
- What the hell are you doing?
1293
00:55:54,441 --> 00:55:56,121
Remember, you can't be coming up here.
1294
00:55:56,121 --> 00:55:57,806
- Why can't I be coming up here?
1295
00:55:57,806 --> 00:56:00,926
- Because you make Gus
nervous with your crazy ass.
1296
00:56:00,926 --> 00:56:02,826
- I have 911 on speed dial.
1297
00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:04,586
- God you're a pussy.
1298
00:56:04,586 --> 00:56:05,549
So what up?
1299
00:56:05,549 --> 00:56:07,407
Are we getting back together or what?
1300
00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:08,569
- Or what.
1301
00:56:08,569 --> 00:56:09,658
- Shut your vagina, Thomas!
1302
00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:10,891
No, one's talking to you!
1303
00:56:10,891 --> 00:56:12,726
- We're not getting back
together, all right?
1304
00:56:12,726 --> 00:56:13,559
- What?
1305
00:56:14,637 --> 00:56:16,788
Is it because of that bitch?
1306
00:56:16,788 --> 00:56:18,352
- The fuck you just call me?
1307
00:56:18,352 --> 00:56:19,491
- Hey, don't call her that.
1308
00:56:19,491 --> 00:56:20,562
- Did you get in her panties yet?
1309
00:56:20,562 --> 00:56:22,446
- It's her first day.
1310
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:25,504
- Yeah, like I said, did
you get in her panties yet?
1311
00:56:25,504 --> 00:56:27,182
She looks like the type
that gives it away.
1312
00:56:27,182 --> 00:56:28,622
This girl had dick for breakfast.
1313
00:56:28,622 --> 00:56:31,444
(Thomas laughs)
1314
00:56:31,444 --> 00:56:35,965
Come on, baby, you know
I can't get over you.
1315
00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:40,300
(explosion rumbling)
- What have you done?
1316
00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,717
What've you done?
1317
00:56:46,074 --> 00:56:48,907
- Was it worth liking her picture?
1318
00:56:50,205 --> 00:56:51,302
(Isabella giggles)
1319
00:56:51,302 --> 00:56:53,497
- You know, the best way to
get over somebody is to get
1320
00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:54,699
under somebody, bruh,
1321
00:56:54,699 --> 00:56:57,129
and she smashed everybody on the block.
1322
00:56:57,129 --> 00:56:57,962
- Can it, Thomas!
1323
00:56:57,962 --> 00:57:02,562
Oh, I'll take my heel off
and I'll shove it so far!
1324
00:57:02,562 --> 00:57:04,405
Why don't you wanna be with me?
1325
00:57:04,405 --> 00:57:06,668
- Seriously? You cheated
on me like 14 times.
1326
00:57:06,668 --> 00:57:07,501
- 17.
1327
00:57:09,039 --> 00:57:10,586
- Seriously, dude?
- Yeah bro.
1328
00:57:10,586 --> 00:57:13,207
I have it marked every day in my calendar
1329
00:57:13,207 --> 00:57:16,220
for every time that you called
me up crying like a bitch
1330
00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:17,795
because she cheated on you.
1331
00:57:17,795 --> 00:57:22,545
Trust me, Isabella is a lying,
dirty, funky, diseased ho.
1332
00:57:24,304 --> 00:57:25,466
- Shut the hell up.
1333
00:57:25,466 --> 00:57:26,423
Go smoke a Dick.
1334
00:57:26,423 --> 00:57:29,198
- I learned how to do
it from watching you.
1335
00:57:29,198 --> 00:57:30,104
- What?
1336
00:57:30,104 --> 00:57:32,527
- That didn't sound right.
1337
00:57:32,527 --> 00:57:34,204
- Look, you need to go, all right?
1338
00:57:34,204 --> 00:57:35,704
Gus, call 'em now.
1339
00:57:37,577 --> 00:57:41,899
- You need to stop staring
'cause I will kick your ass.
1340
00:57:41,899 --> 00:57:44,401
- Try it.
- Ladies, come on.
1341
00:57:44,401 --> 00:57:45,833
- Man, let 'em go.
- Thomas.
1342
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:48,952
- Listen, slut, I can call you that right?
1343
00:57:48,952 --> 00:57:51,166
Your fucking face is like a car accident.
1344
00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:53,453
It's just so grotesque and tragic
1345
00:57:53,453 --> 00:57:56,658
but I cannot fucking stop looking away.
1346
00:57:56,658 --> 00:57:58,517
- Fuck you, bitch.
1347
00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:00,313
- Oh!
- Oh, hell no!
1348
00:58:00,313 --> 00:58:01,417
- Let her come at me!
1349
00:58:01,417 --> 00:58:03,340
(chaotic yelling)
1350
00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:05,008
- Get out of here, now!
1351
00:58:05,008 --> 00:58:06,475
- You're on a death watch!
1352
00:58:06,475 --> 00:58:09,586
- You're not gonna do shit, bitch!
1353
00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,253
- Fuck you, asshole!
1354
00:58:12,502 --> 00:58:14,835
Best Phu King pizza, my ass.
1355
00:58:17,878 --> 00:58:20,223
- Cops are on their way!
1356
00:58:20,223 --> 00:58:21,601
- Yeah.
1357
00:58:21,601 --> 00:58:24,491
- She is like sexy in a crazy way.
1358
00:58:24,491 --> 00:58:27,658
(everyone applauding)
1359
00:58:30,568 --> 00:58:33,212
- Hey, Gus, call the cops back
man, tell 'em not to come.
1360
00:58:33,212 --> 00:58:35,586
- I never called 'em, I was bluffing.
1361
00:58:35,586 --> 00:58:38,336
(door squeaking)
1362
00:58:39,914 --> 00:58:41,872
- Hey guys, hey, hey, hey!
1363
00:58:41,872 --> 00:58:43,615
Listen, we need y'all in the office
1364
00:58:43,615 --> 00:58:44,573
for a quick safety meeting, all right?
1365
00:58:44,573 --> 00:58:45,740
You too, Seth.
1366
00:58:56,023 --> 00:58:59,161
Guys, y'all remember
how we almost got shut
1367
00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:00,272
down a while back, right?
1368
00:59:00,272 --> 00:59:01,683
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1369
00:59:01,683 --> 00:59:03,800
- But no matter how bad
things got Thomas made sure
1370
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,839
all of us got paid on time without fail.
1371
00:59:06,839 --> 00:59:07,848
Part of our deal with Playa Playa is
1372
00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,215
that we pay him 20 grand every month
1373
00:59:09,215 --> 00:59:12,447
for using his Jamaican goddess.
1374
00:59:12,447 --> 00:59:16,367
But last night someone
stole our payment money.
1375
00:59:16,367 --> 00:59:17,669
- Don't look at me.
1376
00:59:17,669 --> 00:59:18,885
I didn't do it.
1377
00:59:18,885 --> 00:59:22,347
- I didn't do it either.
- It wasn't me, man.
1378
00:59:22,347 --> 00:59:24,078
- Hey, what about Gus?
1379
00:59:24,078 --> 00:59:25,941
- Man, we all know Gus is too stupid
1380
00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:28,077
to try something like that.
1381
00:59:28,077 --> 00:59:30,037
Bottom line is me and Anthony gotta pay
1382
00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:32,642
up by midnight tonight
or we get dealt with.
1383
00:59:32,642 --> 00:59:35,290
(Cujo laughs)
- Holy shit.
1384
00:59:35,290 --> 00:59:36,409
I'm working with two dead guys.
1385
00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:37,856
- Shut the fuck up.
- Ow!
1386
00:59:37,856 --> 00:59:39,965
- Boom.
- Okay. Okay.
1387
00:59:39,965 --> 00:59:42,978
I thought Playa Playa was all legit now.
1388
00:59:42,978 --> 00:59:44,183
- So did we.
1389
00:59:44,183 --> 00:59:46,426
Look Thomas and I put our money together
1390
00:59:46,426 --> 00:59:48,348
and if I take the roughly four
grand that we've made today
1391
00:59:48,348 --> 00:59:50,636
in sales, that puts us at about 16
1392
00:59:50,636 --> 00:59:52,721
but we're still four short.
1393
00:59:52,721 --> 00:59:53,888
- We are dead.
1394
00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:59,221
- Look, this is our fault, all right?
1395
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:00,634
If things go bad, it's on us.
1396
01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:05,051
And if you guys wanna bail,
we completely understand.
1397
01:00:06,714 --> 01:00:09,797
- I have about $200 saved up at home.
1398
01:00:12,131 --> 01:00:14,725
It's yours if you want it, man.
1399
01:00:14,725 --> 01:00:16,507
- Thank you, man, thank you.
- Thank you.
1400
01:00:16,507 --> 01:00:18,090
- I have about 400.
1401
01:00:21,248 --> 01:00:22,239
- That's awesome, thank you.
- Thank you.
1402
01:00:22,239 --> 01:00:23,239
- Thank you.
1403
01:00:25,433 --> 01:00:28,576
- What? I got nothing, zilch.
1404
01:00:28,576 --> 01:00:31,466
All my porn subscription
sites are expensive.
1405
01:00:31,466 --> 01:00:35,316
- You have a fucking
problem, dude, you know that?
1406
01:00:35,316 --> 01:00:37,076
- That's okay, all right?
1407
01:00:37,076 --> 01:00:39,332
That gives us 600 more, right?
1408
01:00:39,332 --> 01:00:43,050
That means we're only $3,400 short.
1409
01:00:43,050 --> 01:00:44,251
Load up all your deliveries.
1410
01:00:44,251 --> 01:00:47,025
Remember to bring money
in on the way back.
1411
01:00:47,025 --> 01:00:48,506
Thomas, you and me.
- All right.
1412
01:00:48,506 --> 01:00:51,339
(edgy rock music)
1413
01:00:53,189 --> 01:00:58,189
(cat screeching)
(edgy rock music continues)
1414
01:01:03,914 --> 01:01:05,302
- Phu King Pizza!
1415
01:01:05,302 --> 01:01:06,719
- Phu King Pizza.
1416
01:01:08,599 --> 01:01:13,599
- Good night, papa.
(edgy rock music continues)
1417
01:01:32,670 --> 01:01:37,670
(boxes rumbling)
(edgy rock music continues)
1418
01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:54,260
(cash register dinging)
(edgy rock music continues)
1419
01:02:13,941 --> 01:02:18,941
(Cujo yelling)
(edgy rock music continues)
1420
01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:23,685
- Woo!
(edgy rock music continues)
1421
01:02:28,510 --> 01:02:29,343
- What's up?
1422
01:02:29,343 --> 01:02:33,260
Ah!
(edgy rock music continues)
1423
01:02:34,947 --> 01:02:39,947
- I can bite you, come on now.
(edgy rock music continues)
1424
01:02:50,094 --> 01:02:52,890
- A blowjob from a babe
with three nipples.
1425
01:02:52,890 --> 01:02:55,164
My papa's gonna be so proud.
1426
01:02:55,164 --> 01:02:55,997
Yeah!
1427
01:02:59,069 --> 01:03:02,217
- Okay, send Thomas, put
in a lights out, nice.
1428
01:03:02,217 --> 01:03:05,884
(edgy rock music continues)
1429
01:03:18,381 --> 01:03:21,640
(both yelling)
- Oh, oh my God.
1430
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,136
We have 10 more pizzas to make.
1431
01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:25,553
- No, no, don't, no, no more.
1432
01:03:27,973 --> 01:03:29,306
No more!
1433
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:30,358
(Chad laughing)
- Yeah,
1434
01:03:30,358 --> 01:03:31,235
I've got this sign all day.
1435
01:03:31,235 --> 01:03:32,373
- I can't even see it.
1436
01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:34,997
- Okay guys, listen up.
1437
01:03:34,997 --> 01:03:36,705
Chad.
- I'm Will, he's Chad.
1438
01:03:36,705 --> 01:03:38,457
- Yeah, I'm Chad and that's Will.
1439
01:03:38,457 --> 01:03:39,730
- Whatever.
1440
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:43,775
Look, today was really, really bad, guys.
1441
01:03:43,775 --> 01:03:44,748
- What?
- What?
1442
01:03:44,748 --> 01:03:46,238
Hey.
1443
01:03:46,238 --> 01:03:47,803
What, our shit was solid.
1444
01:03:47,803 --> 01:03:48,636
- Yeah.
1445
01:03:50,232 --> 01:03:51,530
- You're kidding me, right?
1446
01:03:51,530 --> 01:03:55,037
- No, man, sign spin is a
lot harder than you think.
1447
01:03:55,037 --> 01:03:57,484
- All right, you're joking,
it's not hard at all.
1448
01:03:57,484 --> 01:03:58,933
- Have you ever tried it?
1449
01:03:58,933 --> 01:03:59,766
- No.
1450
01:04:02,709 --> 01:04:04,209
- Well, you should try it
'cause it's pretty hard.
1451
01:04:04,209 --> 01:04:05,700
- I don't have to,
1452
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:08,593
I don't want, I don't have to
try it, okay? I'm a manager.
1453
01:04:08,593 --> 01:04:11,040
See that? It says Gus, manager.
1454
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,980
I'm the boss here, okay?
- Okay.
1455
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:14,067
- And you guys suck.
1456
01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:15,652
- You suck.
1457
01:04:15,652 --> 01:04:17,134
- [Chad] You must be blind.
1458
01:04:17,134 --> 01:04:20,334
- Look, you guys did
horrible today, shitty.
1459
01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,821
- So, which one of us got the job?
1460
01:04:22,821 --> 01:04:24,961
- Neither one of you got the job.
1461
01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,215
I'm not hiring you, either one
1462
01:04:26,215 --> 01:04:28,100
of your sorry asses.
- Man, that is fucked up, man.
1463
01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:30,678
- I had to wear this stupid
shit all day for nothing?
1464
01:04:30,678 --> 01:04:33,116
- Hey, hey.
- You said you was gonna hire
1465
01:04:33,116 --> 01:04:33,949
one of us.
1466
01:04:33,949 --> 01:04:35,321
- Well, you said one
of you guys were gonna
1467
01:04:35,321 --> 01:04:38,187
actually work, okay?
- Old naked mole rat.
1468
01:04:38,187 --> 01:04:40,663
- Turn your uniforms in, gimme your sign.
1469
01:04:40,663 --> 01:04:41,811
I'll be inside.
1470
01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:44,294
Thank you and goodbye.
1471
01:04:44,294 --> 01:04:48,019
(upbeat salsa music)
1472
01:04:48,019 --> 01:04:51,269
- Cujo, why is everyone in such a rush?
1473
01:04:52,414 --> 01:04:55,122
- I don't know nothing from nothing,
1474
01:04:55,122 --> 01:04:58,029
but we gotta come up with $3,400
1475
01:04:58,029 --> 01:05:02,682
or else Playa Playa's gonna
kill Anthony and Thomas.
1476
01:05:02,682 --> 01:05:04,891
- Okay, Who's Playa Playa
1477
01:05:04,891 --> 01:05:08,187
and why is he gonna
kill Anthony and Thomas?
1478
01:05:08,187 --> 01:05:09,515
- See, this is what happens
1479
01:05:09,515 --> 01:05:13,035
when Cujo doesn't release
his cracking, you know,
1480
01:05:13,035 --> 01:05:15,479
they got me all running around,
1481
01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:17,891
a dog cannot release his nut,
1482
01:05:17,891 --> 01:05:20,507
Jasmine's all pissed off at me.
1483
01:05:20,507 --> 01:05:23,840
She wants me to go to sex therapy, fuck.
1484
01:05:26,258 --> 01:05:27,371
- Answer my question
1485
01:05:27,371 --> 01:05:29,750
or I swear to God I
will kick the testicles
1486
01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:34,083
clean off your body.
(Cujo whimpers)
1487
01:05:36,151 --> 01:05:39,318
(upbeat salsa music)
1488
01:05:43,252 --> 01:05:45,835
- You know, two dead guys, man,
1489
01:05:46,849 --> 01:05:49,914
that's like more money for us.
1490
01:05:49,914 --> 01:05:51,896
- Fucking kidding, man?
- It's our space.
1491
01:05:51,896 --> 01:05:54,480
- Yeah, they're our friends,
dude, what the fuck?
1492
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,032
- Not my problem.
- Fuck are we gonna do?
1493
01:05:57,032 --> 01:05:58,346
- I don't know.
1494
01:05:58,346 --> 01:06:00,379
- You know what? We should
all throw our tip money.
1495
01:06:00,379 --> 01:06:02,376
Just for today, you know, just in case.
1496
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:05,809
- No, I can't give my tip money.
1497
01:06:05,809 --> 01:06:08,301
I got monthly porn sites to pay, come on.
1498
01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:10,741
- For fuck's sake, Cujo, you know what?
1499
01:06:10,741 --> 01:06:13,492
If you give your tip money,
I'll have sex with you.
1500
01:06:13,492 --> 01:06:14,325
All right?
1501
01:06:16,381 --> 01:06:17,943
- What is there to think about dude?
1502
01:06:17,943 --> 01:06:19,943
Get that boom, boom pow.
1503
01:06:21,570 --> 01:06:26,487
- But like paying Jasmine is
like calling Jasmine my whore,
1504
01:06:28,759 --> 01:06:30,766
which is sexy and all, but.
1505
01:06:30,766 --> 01:06:32,747
- You motherfucker!
- What?
1506
01:06:32,747 --> 01:06:35,217
- If you had half of a brain
in that thick skull of you,
1507
01:06:35,217 --> 01:06:37,972
you will realize that I fucking like you,
1508
01:06:37,972 --> 01:06:42,722
you stupid (speaks in foreign language).
1509
01:06:46,991 --> 01:06:48,741
- Not okay, see, man.
1510
01:06:54,769 --> 01:06:57,019
- Hey, what's up? I'm back.
1511
01:06:59,663 --> 01:07:01,659
Need some help?
1512
01:07:01,659 --> 01:07:04,825
- I need to talk to you, but not out here.
1513
01:07:04,825 --> 01:07:05,658
- Okay.
1514
01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:13,538
What's up, what's wrong?
1515
01:07:13,538 --> 01:07:15,131
- Cujo told me that you
were gonna be killed
1516
01:07:15,131 --> 01:07:17,653
because some drug dealer
guy with a stupid name.
1517
01:07:17,653 --> 01:07:19,927
- Playa Playa isn't even
a drug dealer anymore.
1518
01:07:19,927 --> 01:07:22,208
Wait, Cujo told you about that?
1519
01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:26,269
- That foamy mouthed, disg,
ooh man, I should stick my foot
1520
01:07:26,269 --> 01:07:28,342
up his ass, but he'd probably like it.
1521
01:07:28,342 --> 01:07:30,032
- Why aren't you just asking me?
1522
01:07:30,032 --> 01:07:32,108
- Why should I have to
tell you anything, huh?
1523
01:07:32,108 --> 01:07:34,753
This is your first day.
1524
01:07:34,753 --> 01:07:35,586
You know what, I don't even have time
1525
01:07:35,586 --> 01:07:36,758
for this right now, okay?
1526
01:07:36,758 --> 01:07:40,341
As you know I have a
lot of pizzas to sell.
1527
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,813
- Is he always like this?
1528
01:07:43,813 --> 01:07:45,778
- Don't be mad at him.
1529
01:07:45,778 --> 01:07:47,528
This is all my fault.
1530
01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:54,852
- You know, this reminds me of "Hamlet."
1531
01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:58,685
When sorrows come, they
come not single spies,
1532
01:08:00,608 --> 01:08:04,608
but in battalions.
(thug crying)
1533
01:08:09,777 --> 01:08:11,610
What's wrong with you?
1534
01:08:13,113 --> 01:08:16,678
- He read the end of "Romeo And Juliet."
1535
01:08:16,678 --> 01:08:18,572
- Everyone dies, Shorty.
1536
01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:19,991
And they were just kids, man.
1537
01:08:19,991 --> 01:08:22,292
- Man, see, I told him
not to ruin it for me.
1538
01:08:22,292 --> 01:08:24,162
- I ruined it? I ruined shit, man.
1539
01:08:24,162 --> 01:08:26,131
- Yeah, you just told me how-
- Yeah, but don't listen.
1540
01:08:26,131 --> 01:08:28,231
- Like, how am I gonna
end that tootie, tootie
1541
01:08:28,231 --> 01:08:29,564
in my fucking ears?
- Oh man, you'd say
1542
01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,284
you ain't gotta hear it.
- You, shut up!
1543
01:08:31,284 --> 01:08:34,534
You should shut up and just drink this.
1544
01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:40,905
(mellow salsa music)
1545
01:08:42,112 --> 01:08:45,043
(phone ringing)
1546
01:08:45,043 --> 01:08:45,876
- What's up bro?
1547
01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:47,158
- Yeah. Can you do me a favor?
1548
01:08:47,158 --> 01:08:48,426
Can you meet me at the docks?
1549
01:08:48,426 --> 01:08:50,493
We're going down and I
don't wanna get blazed
1550
01:08:50,493 --> 01:08:52,410
with you one last time.
1551
01:08:56,294 --> 01:08:58,820
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm here bro.
1552
01:08:58,820 --> 01:09:00,535
Yeah. I'll see you in 10 minutes.
1553
01:09:00,535 --> 01:09:01,368
Okay.
1554
01:09:08,599 --> 01:09:11,599
- You look beat, are you okay, Seth?
1555
01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:13,523
Hey, at least you don't have to deal
1556
01:09:13,523 --> 01:09:15,850
with these crazy ass customers out there.
1557
01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:18,847
Can't be that bad back
here in the kitchen.
1558
01:09:18,847 --> 01:09:21,097
- I make all pizza all day.
1559
01:09:22,489 --> 01:09:25,530
I pee myself 'cause I
don't even go to bathroom.
1560
01:09:25,530 --> 01:09:28,738
- Well go to the bathroom
now, I could, go.
1561
01:09:28,738 --> 01:09:33,106
- In my country we don't
leave job unfinished.
1562
01:09:33,106 --> 01:09:35,463
- I can finish this for you, just go.
1563
01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,880
- No! You no touch my pizzas.
1564
01:09:38,811 --> 01:09:41,413
I break your fucking arm up to elbow.
1565
01:09:41,413 --> 01:09:44,157
Go, comb that fucked up
hair or something like that.
1566
01:09:44,157 --> 01:09:46,720
- Fine, you do it, asshole.
1567
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,930
Don't piss yourself anymore,
that calls for violation.
1568
01:09:48,930 --> 01:09:52,097
(gentle guitar music)
1569
01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:06,739
- [Thomas] 'Sup, man?
1570
01:10:06,739 --> 01:10:07,572
- 'Sup?
1571
01:10:12,346 --> 01:10:13,179
(Thomas sighs)
1572
01:10:13,179 --> 01:10:16,523
- It's one hell of a mess, huh?
1573
01:10:16,523 --> 01:10:17,356
- Yeah.
1574
01:10:17,356 --> 01:10:21,023
- Look, man, this, this
is on me, all right?
1575
01:10:22,621 --> 01:10:25,544
If I hadn't messed everything
up at the pizza joint already,
1576
01:10:25,544 --> 01:10:27,710
we wouldn't even be in any
of this mess if I hadn't-
1577
01:10:27,710 --> 01:10:31,043
- Bro, hey, this isn't all on you, okay?
1578
01:10:32,675 --> 01:10:35,134
I mean there's no way you coulda
expected someone to rob us.
1579
01:10:35,134 --> 01:10:36,884
That's some bullshit.
1580
01:10:42,713 --> 01:10:46,657
- Still man, my parents put me in charge.
1581
01:10:46,657 --> 01:10:48,174
And look what happened.
1582
01:10:48,174 --> 01:10:51,232
We're gonna be dead in a couple hours.
1583
01:10:51,232 --> 01:10:55,062
I'm just, I'm sorry I got
you mixed up in all this.
1584
01:10:55,062 --> 01:10:58,562
I just, you know, I should've listen, man.
1585
01:11:00,252 --> 01:11:05,169
- Bro, I've known you pretty
much my entire life, you know?
1586
01:11:07,478 --> 01:11:08,985
I mean, you're the one who
convinced me to try weed
1587
01:11:08,985 --> 01:11:11,486
for the first time, you
remember that, you know?
1588
01:11:11,486 --> 01:11:13,471
I mean, if we die tonight,
we're going down together, man.
1589
01:11:13,471 --> 01:11:15,343
Fuck that shit.
1590
01:11:15,343 --> 01:11:16,681
Gotcha.
- Love you, bro.
1591
01:11:16,681 --> 01:11:17,827
- Love you, bro.
1592
01:11:17,827 --> 01:11:19,493
- Here you go.
- Last one of the night.
1593
01:11:19,493 --> 01:11:21,524
- Thank you, have a good night.
1594
01:11:21,524 --> 01:11:23,116
- Sir?
- Oh, hey, what's up?
1595
01:11:23,116 --> 01:11:23,949
How's it going?
1596
01:11:23,949 --> 01:11:28,199
- Hey, I'm sorry, we're
actually closing right now.
1597
01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:30,917
- Are you serious?
1598
01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:35,224
Houston, we have a problem.
1599
01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:38,414
I really need one of those
space pizzas from earlier.
1600
01:11:38,414 --> 01:11:42,649
That thing is like
intergalactic, mind blowing.
1601
01:11:42,649 --> 01:11:44,816
Isn't it you from earlier?
1602
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:49,622
- I don't know, but I know
another guy named Bill,
1603
01:11:49,622 --> 01:11:51,115
I can go get him if you want.
1604
01:11:51,115 --> 01:11:53,114
- No, don't do that, don't do that.
1605
01:11:53,114 --> 01:11:54,433
- No?
- No.
1606
01:11:54,433 --> 01:11:55,788
So it's Bill?
1607
01:11:55,788 --> 01:11:59,130
- Oh wait, it is Bill.
(Bill laughs)
1608
01:11:59,130 --> 01:12:00,092
What's your name?
1609
01:12:00,092 --> 01:12:00,925
- I'm Ariel.
1610
01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:02,340
- Ariel, wow.
1611
01:12:02,340 --> 01:12:04,257
You're like that princess from the movies.
1612
01:12:04,257 --> 01:12:07,389
You even look like her a little.
1613
01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:12,222
- You know, Bill, you look so
different from this morning.
1614
01:12:13,165 --> 01:12:15,511
You know these pieces have like
really strong weed in them.
1615
01:12:15,511 --> 01:12:18,619
Like really, really strong.
- What?
1616
01:12:18,619 --> 01:12:20,549
That's fucking awesome.
1617
01:12:20,549 --> 01:12:21,985
I'll take 10.
1618
01:12:21,985 --> 01:12:25,291
- No, see, Bill, we're closing.
1619
01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:27,477
- Huge bummer, dude.
- I know.
1620
01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:28,416
- What?
1621
01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:32,432
I will make you my weed
princess Ariel from the movies.
1622
01:12:32,432 --> 01:12:35,437
- That's actually not a thing.
1623
01:12:35,437 --> 01:12:37,615
- Oh, have a good one kid.
1624
01:12:37,615 --> 01:12:38,448
- Okay.
1625
01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,068
- Yo, Shorty,
1626
01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:44,811
now why are we always
watching this place, Shorty?
1627
01:12:44,811 --> 01:12:49,240
because I said so and who the
hell are you to question me?
1628
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,766
- Why you always got to
be upsetting the man, bro?
1629
01:12:51,766 --> 01:12:53,937
- Man, I just asked him
a question, all right?
1630
01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:56,784
- Yeah, but don't ask stupid questions.
1631
01:12:56,784 --> 01:12:58,393
- How the fuck am I supposed
to know what's stupid
1632
01:12:58,393 --> 01:12:59,873
and not stupid?
- It's common sense, bro.
1633
01:12:59,873 --> 01:13:01,215
- So now I'm the stupid motherfucker
1634
01:13:01,215 --> 01:13:02,213
for not knowing the difference.
1635
01:13:02,213 --> 01:13:03,304
- I ain't calling you stupid.
1636
01:13:03,304 --> 01:13:04,137
I said your questions-
- well it sounds
1637
01:13:04,137 --> 01:13:05,372
like you're fucking calling me stupid.
1638
01:13:05,372 --> 01:13:07,639
- No, I said your question was stupid.
1639
01:13:07,639 --> 01:13:08,472
- Not knowing the difference, right?
1640
01:13:08,472 --> 01:13:10,318
I didn't say that shit.
- Well, you, it sounds like-
1641
01:13:10,318 --> 01:13:11,151
- Yo, both of you shut up,
1642
01:13:11,151 --> 01:13:14,901
before I bounce both
your heads off the wall.
1643
01:13:22,839 --> 01:13:24,045
(knocking on door)
1644
01:13:24,045 --> 01:13:26,044
- Anthony!
- Damn, bro.
1645
01:13:26,044 --> 01:13:27,514
That's crazy Isabella, dude.
1646
01:13:27,514 --> 01:13:28,347
- Yo.
1647
01:13:28,347 --> 01:13:29,730
- Yo, I ditched her
crazy ass one time, bro,
1648
01:13:29,730 --> 01:13:30,989
I thought she was gonna cut my dick off
1649
01:13:30,989 --> 01:13:32,276
after some other chick texted me.
1650
01:13:32,276 --> 01:13:34,080
- Yo, you hit that too, bro?
1651
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,330
- Bro, come on, who hasn't?
1652
01:13:38,327 --> 01:13:41,068
- Crazy bitch killed my fish, man.
1653
01:13:41,068 --> 01:13:43,188
Yo, I loved that fish, man.
1654
01:13:43,188 --> 01:13:44,041
- Man, who the fuck does that, bro?
1655
01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,958
- I don't fucking know.
1656
01:13:47,138 --> 01:13:48,488
- Shorty, is that you?
1657
01:13:48,488 --> 01:13:50,588
You son of a bitch!
1658
01:13:50,588 --> 01:13:51,982
- Shorty-
- That's enough, let's go!
1659
01:13:51,982 --> 01:13:55,815
Let's go.
(suspenseful music)
1660
01:14:09,511 --> 01:14:12,943
- Never leave a dog behind
with his fucking full load,
1661
01:14:12,943 --> 01:14:15,707
'cause his balls will explode.
1662
01:14:15,707 --> 01:14:17,941
Shit, you two looked blazed.
1663
01:14:17,941 --> 01:14:19,276
Got any left for me?
1664
01:14:19,276 --> 01:14:20,210
- Man, shut up.
1665
01:14:20,210 --> 01:14:22,413
All right? You're in no
position to be asking for shit.
1666
01:14:22,413 --> 01:14:23,632
- What did I do?
1667
01:14:23,632 --> 01:14:24,914
- He knows you told me.
1668
01:14:24,914 --> 01:14:26,068
- But it wasn't my fault.
1669
01:14:26,068 --> 01:14:29,294
- Man, shut up Cujo or
I'll mess you up SA.
1670
01:14:29,294 --> 01:14:30,732
- Bitch, I'll bite your dick off.
1671
01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:32,940
- Bitch, you know you want
this dick in your mouth?
1672
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:35,219
- Man, both of you shut up, all right?
1673
01:14:35,219 --> 01:14:39,001
Let's just go see how much money we have.
1674
01:14:39,001 --> 01:14:42,001
(melancholic music)
1675
01:14:50,364 --> 01:14:55,031
- Come on.
(speaks in foreign language)
1676
01:14:57,036 --> 01:15:00,202
- Yeah, there it is.
- Take it in deeper.
1677
01:15:00,202 --> 01:15:02,307
- I can't go any further.
1678
01:15:02,307 --> 01:15:04,065
- [Woman] Feels good?
1679
01:15:04,065 --> 01:15:06,873
- I don't know if I like it.
1680
01:15:06,873 --> 01:15:10,177
I like it.
- I knew you'd like it.
1681
01:15:10,177 --> 01:15:13,418
- It's starting to hurt.
- Pull your tongue for two.
1682
01:15:13,418 --> 01:15:15,557
- Yeah, yeah, it's in, oh yeah.
1683
01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:17,387
Oh.
- Oh yeah.
1684
01:15:17,387 --> 01:15:18,829
- Gus, what the fuck?
1685
01:15:18,829 --> 01:15:20,249
- What're you guys doing here so late?
1686
01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:21,082
- You know what those things are?
1687
01:15:21,082 --> 01:15:22,209
They're meant to head up your ass!
1688
01:15:22,209 --> 01:15:23,042
- Nothing!
1689
01:15:24,113 --> 01:15:25,402
- Daddy's here, baby, show me that sweet.
1690
01:15:25,402 --> 01:15:27,981
- Hey, who are you and what
did you do with Charlie?
1691
01:15:27,981 --> 01:15:29,473
(woman moaning)
1692
01:15:29,473 --> 01:15:31,167
- Hey, man, my eyes have been opened
1693
01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:33,716
to a whole new world.
- Yeah, whatever.
1694
01:15:33,716 --> 01:15:34,847
Let's just do this.
1695
01:15:34,847 --> 01:15:36,962
- Well, what about-
- Who cares, man?
1696
01:15:36,962 --> 01:15:37,851
All right, just do it.
1697
01:15:37,851 --> 01:15:40,601
(dramatic music)
1698
01:15:45,190 --> 01:15:47,385
- Christ on a bike,
what's all that money for?
1699
01:15:47,385 --> 01:15:49,302
- It's long story, Gus.
1700
01:15:54,010 --> 01:15:55,177
Seriously man.
1701
01:15:57,653 --> 01:15:58,986
Okay, that's 10.
1702
01:16:03,381 --> 01:16:04,858
- No way.
1703
01:16:04,858 --> 01:16:06,441
- How short are we?
1704
01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:12,025
- We have $20,175, oh
shit, man, we did it.
1705
01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:13,139
- What?
- We did it!
1706
01:16:13,139 --> 01:16:14,271
- Oh, you did good!
(upbeat music)
1707
01:16:14,271 --> 01:16:16,427
(knocking at the door)
- Oh, we're closed!
1708
01:16:16,427 --> 01:16:19,227
(knocking continues)
1709
01:16:19,227 --> 01:16:20,394
We are closed!
1710
01:16:21,346 --> 01:16:23,157
(knocking continues)
1711
01:16:23,157 --> 01:16:24,500
I said we're fucking closed!
1712
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:27,152
(knocking continues)
- Dammit, I'll handle it.
1713
01:16:27,152 --> 01:16:28,569
- Handle it, dog.
1714
01:16:29,716 --> 01:16:30,979
- Do u feel better?
1715
01:16:30,979 --> 01:16:32,246
- Yeah.
1716
01:16:32,246 --> 01:16:35,552
- I threw in $800 from my savings account.
1717
01:16:35,552 --> 01:16:37,411
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
1718
01:16:37,411 --> 01:16:38,864
- You didn't have to do that.
1719
01:16:38,864 --> 01:16:40,376
- No, I wanted to.
1720
01:16:40,376 --> 01:16:43,326
Besides you owe me a date.
1721
01:16:43,326 --> 01:16:44,659
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
1722
01:16:47,096 --> 01:16:51,225
(door opening)
- Some of the last.
1723
01:16:51,225 --> 01:16:53,892
- Guys.
- Ooh, shit fucking jazz.
1724
01:16:54,726 --> 01:16:56,372
Yes, I told you this
place was vacant, baby.
1725
01:16:56,372 --> 01:16:57,981
- Yeah, you did say that shit,
1726
01:16:57,981 --> 01:16:59,474
your eyes are so big.
- Put your cargo wearing ass
1727
01:16:59,474 --> 01:17:02,161
over there, put the damn money in the bag!
1728
01:17:02,161 --> 01:17:03,680
- Man, I ain't giving you shit.
1729
01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:06,350
- Oh. He say he ain't giving me no shit?
1730
01:17:06,350 --> 01:17:07,936
- I think he said-
- Man it's so unfair.
1731
01:17:07,936 --> 01:17:08,907
- Look, you got two choices,
1732
01:17:08,907 --> 01:17:11,022
you can either put the cash in the bag
1733
01:17:11,022 --> 01:17:14,268
or you can give me that ass, sweetie.
1734
01:17:14,268 --> 01:17:16,340
- Man, what's going on with you?
1735
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:17,260
- Pop off, man.
1736
01:17:17,260 --> 01:17:18,372
- Pop one?
- Pop off.
1737
01:17:18,372 --> 01:17:19,205
- Two or one?
1738
01:17:19,205 --> 01:17:21,256
- Pop the fuck up.
(gun firing)
1739
01:17:21,256 --> 01:17:23,610
- Shit, all you had to
do is ask nicely, God.
1740
01:17:23,610 --> 01:17:24,778
And say please.
1741
01:17:24,778 --> 01:17:29,519
- And don't nobody fucking
call the fucking police either.
1742
01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:32,668
- You took your mask off.
- What the fuck?
1743
01:17:32,668 --> 01:17:33,801
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck outta here.
1744
01:17:33,801 --> 01:17:35,522
- Okay, yeah, yeah, fuck the police!
1745
01:17:35,522 --> 01:17:37,580
Get the fuck out of here.
- I penned your name.
1746
01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:39,026
- Ugh, did we just get robbed
1747
01:17:39,026 --> 01:17:41,859
by terrible hip hop cover artists?
1748
01:17:43,953 --> 01:17:45,730
- Dammit, man.
1749
01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:46,865
- They're gone.
1750
01:17:46,865 --> 01:17:48,621
I can't see 'em anywhere.
1751
01:17:48,621 --> 01:17:50,511
- Fuck.
- Freaking gangsters.
1752
01:17:50,511 --> 01:17:52,427
- Who cares, man?
1753
01:17:52,427 --> 01:17:53,862
- What the hell are you doing man?
1754
01:17:53,862 --> 01:17:54,695
What're you doing?
1755
01:17:54,695 --> 01:17:57,187
- If I'm gonna die, I'm not dying sober.
1756
01:17:57,187 --> 01:17:59,461
- Why are you talking about dying?
1757
01:17:59,461 --> 01:18:01,511
- Hey, you know what? Forget all that.
1758
01:18:01,511 --> 01:18:03,863
How long have you been
jacking off in my office, Gus?
1759
01:18:03,863 --> 01:18:06,582
- Four months.
- Every day?
1760
01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:07,415
- Yeah.
1761
01:18:07,415 --> 01:18:11,196
- Dude, if we survive
today, I'm firing you, okay?
1762
01:18:11,196 --> 01:18:13,251
- But I had the best intentions.
1763
01:18:13,251 --> 01:18:14,819
I, you wouldn't get the camera fixed
1764
01:18:14,819 --> 01:18:16,961
so I installed a motion detector camera.
1765
01:18:16,961 --> 01:18:19,790
And you know, I figured I'd
use a channel on my girlfriend.
1766
01:18:19,790 --> 01:18:22,386
- Last week I thought
somebody dropped a glaze donut
1767
01:18:22,386 --> 01:18:23,338
on my carpet.
1768
01:18:23,338 --> 01:18:25,528
Turns out the stain is
from your dick juice?
1769
01:18:25,528 --> 01:18:26,886
- I said, I was sorry.
1770
01:18:26,886 --> 01:18:28,922
What do you want from me?
1771
01:18:28,922 --> 01:18:30,878
- Kiss my ass, Gus.
- Wait, hold on, hold on.
1772
01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:32,716
Did you just say that
the web camera records
1773
01:18:32,716 --> 01:18:34,767
once the motion detectors
have been activated?
1774
01:18:34,767 --> 01:18:36,155
- Yeah, I can pull it up on my computer
1775
01:18:36,155 --> 01:18:37,532
or my phone either or.
1776
01:18:37,532 --> 01:18:38,648
- Dude, pull it out right now!
1777
01:18:38,648 --> 01:18:40,346
- Guys, come on.
- Follow you.
1778
01:18:40,346 --> 01:18:41,679
- [Gus] Come on.
1779
01:18:43,105 --> 01:18:45,762
What are you guys looking for?
1780
01:18:45,762 --> 01:18:47,262
- Let me see that.
1781
01:18:51,147 --> 01:18:52,897
Who the fuck is that?
1782
01:19:04,202 --> 01:19:06,367
- Shit, man, it was Shorty
this whole fucking time.
1783
01:19:06,367 --> 01:19:09,597
- Boy, I'm gonna break my
foot off in his asshole.
1784
01:19:09,597 --> 01:19:11,163
- Does this still mean I'm fired?
1785
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:16,163
(knocking at the door)
(suspenseful music)
1786
01:19:18,745 --> 01:19:19,762
- What's up man?
1787
01:19:19,762 --> 01:19:21,089
- What's up fellas?
1788
01:19:21,089 --> 01:19:22,963
Looks like we meet again, huh?
1789
01:19:22,963 --> 01:19:23,963
Search them.
1790
01:19:24,859 --> 01:19:26,005
- What the hell man?
- Arms up.
1791
01:19:26,005 --> 01:19:27,422
- Dude, language.
1792
01:19:32,653 --> 01:19:34,731
- Yeah, we thought we'd make
it easy on you guys, man.
1793
01:19:34,731 --> 01:19:36,089
Where's the money?
1794
01:19:36,089 --> 01:19:37,860
- Look, man, we don't have your money.
1795
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:39,197
- What do you mean you don't have it?
1796
01:19:39,197 --> 01:19:41,860
- Man, does he stutter? We don't
have your money, all right?
1797
01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:42,693
Ow!
1798
01:19:42,693 --> 01:19:44,345
- [Altogether] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1799
01:19:44,345 --> 01:19:46,583
- Look, we got robbed, okay? Again.
1800
01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:49,556
- You two idiots must
take us for fools, huh?
1801
01:19:49,556 --> 01:19:52,031
Either you two pieces of
shit are fucking liars
1802
01:19:52,031 --> 01:19:53,476
or you guys just got
the worst luck in hell.
1803
01:19:53,476 --> 01:19:54,309
Which one is it?
1804
01:19:54,309 --> 01:19:56,672
- Look, man, we know Playa
Playa doesn't play, okay?
1805
01:19:56,672 --> 01:19:58,792
(Playa Playa laughs)
Player, Player, man,
1806
01:19:58,792 --> 01:19:59,688
still using that name, huh?
1807
01:19:59,688 --> 01:20:01,104
Letting it float around.
1808
01:20:01,104 --> 01:20:01,963
Let me tell you something, man,
1809
01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:04,462
that name's not on my birth
certificate, you feel me?
1810
01:20:04,462 --> 01:20:05,778
Every time I hear that name,
1811
01:20:05,778 --> 01:20:08,160
man, it gives me this touchy
feeling inside, you know?
1812
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:09,507
From, from the gut.
1813
01:20:09,507 --> 01:20:10,340
- Oh, have you ever thought
1814
01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:12,073
about changing it up
a little bit you know?
1815
01:20:12,073 --> 01:20:14,451
- Yeah, actually I have,
you know, I own an Island.
1816
01:20:14,451 --> 01:20:16,591
It's about 350 miles off the coast.
1817
01:20:16,591 --> 01:20:18,338
It's a nice little Caribbean spot.
1818
01:20:18,338 --> 01:20:19,261
Was thinking about putting
in Italian restaurant.
1819
01:20:19,261 --> 01:20:21,834
(Shorty whispers)
Yeah, whatever.
1820
01:20:21,834 --> 01:20:23,069
Let me tell you guys something, man.
1821
01:20:23,069 --> 01:20:25,800
Business is business and money's money.
1822
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:26,633
- Woo.
1823
01:20:26,633 --> 01:20:28,029
- Been waiting all day for this.
1824
01:20:28,029 --> 01:20:29,492
- Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait man.
1825
01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:30,647
Okay, we know who stole your money, okay?
1826
01:20:30,647 --> 01:20:31,662
We know who stole your money.
1827
01:20:31,662 --> 01:20:33,455
- Who the fuck stole it then, huh?
1828
01:20:33,455 --> 01:20:35,738
- This karate pirate motherfucker you got
1829
01:20:35,738 --> 01:20:37,194
as a sidekick, that's who.
1830
01:20:37,194 --> 01:20:39,067
- What you talking about
man, is that true, Shorty?
1831
01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:39,900
- Hell no.
1832
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,035
- Dude, we have it on video.
1833
01:20:41,035 --> 01:20:42,311
Okay, Gus.
- Right here.
1834
01:20:42,311 --> 01:20:45,201
- Man, get that shit, man.
1835
01:20:45,201 --> 01:20:48,104
- Password two, two, three, five.
1836
01:20:48,104 --> 01:20:49,216
- Hey, this is bullshit.
1837
01:20:49,216 --> 01:20:51,867
- Now, shut the fuck up, relax man.
1838
01:20:51,867 --> 01:20:54,496
Let me check it out for myself, man.
1839
01:20:54,496 --> 01:20:55,329
Push play.
1840
01:20:57,468 --> 01:20:59,209
What the fuck, Shorty?
1841
01:20:59,209 --> 01:21:00,304
- Fuck you.
1842
01:21:00,304 --> 01:21:02,179
That's what it's about.
1843
01:21:02,179 --> 01:21:04,072
You're getting soft.
1844
01:21:04,072 --> 01:21:05,678
My turn to run the show.
1845
01:21:05,678 --> 01:21:06,670
You ain't running shit, man.
1846
01:21:06,670 --> 01:21:08,076
- Hey, hey, hey.
1847
01:21:08,076 --> 01:21:09,940
Be not afraid of greatness.
1848
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,207
Some are born great.
1849
01:21:11,207 --> 01:21:13,546
And some have greatness upon them.
1850
01:21:13,546 --> 01:21:15,834
- This is how it's gonna be, huh, Shorty?
1851
01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:17,563
This how want the final chapter?
1852
01:21:17,563 --> 01:21:19,067
Then go ahead and make
your fucking move, man.
1853
01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:19,983
You think it's the first time I've-
1854
01:21:19,983 --> 01:21:21,238
- Everybody, freeze!
1855
01:21:21,238 --> 01:21:22,446
Get your hands up!
1856
01:21:22,446 --> 01:21:23,692
- See what's happened here!
1857
01:21:23,692 --> 01:21:25,312
- My boys!
- Yeah!
1858
01:21:25,312 --> 01:21:27,658
- Woo, taking you to jail!
1859
01:21:27,658 --> 01:21:30,189
You 'bout to get raped
in the butt, Shorty!
1860
01:21:30,189 --> 01:21:33,439
- Yeah.
(western music)
1861
01:21:42,562 --> 01:21:43,499
- Don't worry, backup's on the way
1862
01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:45,301
to get the rest of your crew.
1863
01:21:45,301 --> 01:21:47,016
- Who's the rat who called you?
1864
01:21:47,016 --> 01:21:49,051
- Some anonymous tip, Cujo.
1865
01:21:49,051 --> 01:21:52,454
Shit, you didn't hear that, got me?
1866
01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:57,454
(door closes)
(mellow music)
1867
01:22:03,909 --> 01:22:06,742
- Morning, Thomas.
- Hey, fuck you.
1868
01:22:08,052 --> 01:22:12,676
- And Ariel, before I forget
I had this made for you.
1869
01:22:12,676 --> 01:22:14,095
♪ Up in the sky ♪
1870
01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:16,171
♪ Get your hands up ♪
1871
01:22:16,171 --> 01:22:17,999
- I don't know if you've
decided to stay or not
1872
01:22:17,999 --> 01:22:21,219
but we want you to know
that you're officially part
1873
01:22:21,219 --> 01:22:23,520
of this crazy pizza joint family now.
1874
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,557
And we welcome you.
- Thank you.
1875
01:22:25,557 --> 01:22:26,889
- You're welcome.
1876
01:22:26,889 --> 01:22:29,806
- I'll hold onto it.
- Cherish that.
1877
01:22:31,914 --> 01:22:34,283
♪ Because we feel all right ♪
- I'll see y'all at the party.
1878
01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,885
- Thank you, Gus, hey, good job, man,
1879
01:22:35,885 --> 01:22:36,718
you really saved our asses today.
1880
01:22:36,718 --> 01:22:39,468
- Thank you, Anthony, later, man.
1881
01:22:41,317 --> 01:22:43,650
- Man, crazy first day, huh?
1882
01:22:45,652 --> 01:22:48,214
- A little, little bit.
- Little? Oh.
1883
01:22:48,214 --> 01:22:49,166
- Just a little bit.
1884
01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:50,159
- Are you sure?
(mellow music)
1885
01:22:50,159 --> 01:22:55,159
♪ Phu King, welcome you to
Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪
1886
01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:57,048
♪ Phu King ♪
1887
01:22:57,048 --> 01:23:00,215
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
1888
01:23:00,215 --> 01:23:02,067
♪ Phu King ♪
1889
01:23:02,067 --> 01:23:05,227
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
1890
01:23:05,227 --> 01:23:07,050
♪ Phu King ♪
1891
01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:09,048
- So then she forced my baby.
1892
01:23:09,048 --> 01:23:09,881
(all laughing)
- Babe!
1893
01:23:09,881 --> 01:23:12,396
- No, but look, that's
how I knew I was in love,
1894
01:23:12,396 --> 01:23:13,612
because it didn't stink.
1895
01:23:13,612 --> 01:23:16,016
- That's right, the nose knows.
1896
01:23:16,016 --> 01:23:19,011
- The nose knows, man,
that's how you know.
1897
01:23:19,011 --> 01:23:21,131
- Just like the heart.
1898
01:23:21,131 --> 01:23:23,943
It's connected, the heart and the nose.
1899
01:23:23,943 --> 01:23:25,199
- How you guys doing, huh?
1900
01:23:25,199 --> 01:23:27,173
Mean to break it up, man,
you guys having a good time?
1901
01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:28,294
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?
1902
01:23:28,294 --> 01:23:29,354
All right, all right.
1903
01:23:29,354 --> 01:23:30,612
Well look, I just wanna tell you guys,
1904
01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:32,044
my house is your house, right?
1905
01:23:32,044 --> 01:23:33,655
Anything you guys need, it's on me.
1906
01:23:33,655 --> 01:23:35,924
All right, you guys do your
thing, make some babies,
1907
01:23:35,924 --> 01:23:37,006
catch a child support case,
1908
01:23:37,006 --> 01:23:38,311
do what you guys do.
1909
01:23:38,311 --> 01:23:39,205
- All right.
- All right, have a good one.
1910
01:23:39,205 --> 01:23:41,563
- Thanks, Playa Playa.
(girls laughing)
1911
01:23:41,563 --> 01:23:43,078
♪ Playa Playa don't play ♪
1912
01:23:43,078 --> 01:23:43,947
♪ Shorty is the heavy ♪
1913
01:23:43,947 --> 01:23:45,606
♪ He gonna blast the kids away ♪
1914
01:23:45,606 --> 01:23:46,804
♪ Always quoting Shakespeare ♪
1915
01:23:46,804 --> 01:23:48,222
♪ This man he wears a sage ♪
1916
01:23:48,222 --> 01:23:50,936
- You Thomas, got one
rolled and ready to go?
1917
01:23:50,936 --> 01:23:54,139
- Oh man, you already know. Babe.
1918
01:23:54,139 --> 01:23:55,930
See, like that, like
that, baby, real quick.
1919
01:23:55,930 --> 01:23:57,097
- You got air.
1920
01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:00,611
- Back that, back that.
1921
01:24:00,611 --> 01:24:03,688
- Gimme that shit.
- Oh shit.
1922
01:24:03,688 --> 01:24:05,313
Oh.
1923
01:24:05,313 --> 01:24:06,146
Well damn.
1924
01:24:10,881 --> 01:24:13,507
- You said I'm not fired, right, Thomas?
1925
01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,433
- No, you're not fired, Gus,
1926
01:24:15,433 --> 01:24:16,628
but we're not gonna pay you to sit around
1927
01:24:16,628 --> 01:24:18,371
with your thumb up your
asshole anymore, okay?
1928
01:24:18,371 --> 01:24:20,091
- Oh.
- That ain't funny.
1929
01:24:20,091 --> 01:24:21,515
Stop it.
1930
01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:22,768
- And since when do you smoke?
1931
01:24:22,768 --> 01:24:25,151
- Just smoking my regular?
1932
01:24:25,151 --> 01:24:27,045
Just not on the market.
1933
01:24:27,045 --> 01:24:29,268
- Oh, well I guess you're not as lame
1934
01:24:29,268 --> 01:24:31,384
as I thought you were, man.
1935
01:24:31,384 --> 01:24:32,717
- Thanks Thomas.
1936
01:24:33,670 --> 01:24:37,309
So I was thinking,
(Gus blowing)
1937
01:24:37,309 --> 01:24:39,985
since I, you know, I helped
you guys get the money and all,
1938
01:24:39,985 --> 01:24:42,431
I should get a raise.
1939
01:24:42,431 --> 01:24:43,904
- You know I should give you a raise.
1940
01:24:43,904 --> 01:24:46,154
So you can buy a hairpiece.
1941
01:24:47,446 --> 01:24:50,280
- Ooh, I love a man with a bald head.
1942
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,657
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1943
01:24:51,657 --> 01:24:52,657
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1944
01:24:53,644 --> 01:24:54,477
- What's your name?
1945
01:24:54,477 --> 01:24:55,804
- Morgan, what's yours?
1946
01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:56,637
- Gus.
1947
01:24:56,637 --> 01:24:57,761
- Nice to meet you Gus.
1948
01:24:57,761 --> 01:24:59,123
- You too Morgan.
1949
01:24:59,123 --> 01:25:01,713
(Anthony laughing)
1950
01:25:01,713 --> 01:25:02,546
- Oh damn.
1951
01:25:03,410 --> 01:25:04,243
- Yeah.
1952
01:25:05,713 --> 01:25:07,110
- Looks like they finally hooked up.
1953
01:25:07,110 --> 01:25:09,225
- Jesus, it's about time.
1954
01:25:09,225 --> 01:25:11,680
- Yeah, finally I'm
getting the real thing.
1955
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,200
- Shut the fuck up you idiot.
1956
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:15,797
- Yeah, but whose idiot am I?
1957
01:25:15,797 --> 01:25:17,297
- You're my idiot.
1958
01:25:19,734 --> 01:25:21,917
(Anthony laughs)
1959
01:25:21,917 --> 01:25:23,845
- Get a room you two.
1960
01:25:23,845 --> 01:25:26,024
- Seth, take a selfie.
1961
01:25:26,024 --> 01:25:28,277
It'll last longer.
- Damn.
1962
01:25:28,277 --> 01:25:30,643
- And don't jerk off.
1963
01:25:30,643 --> 01:25:32,398
Saskatchewan motherfucker.
1964
01:25:32,398 --> 01:25:34,398
- Boy, glad day is over.
1965
01:25:36,806 --> 01:25:41,644
- So, today was crazy, but
it's only my first day.
1966
01:25:41,644 --> 01:25:43,731
- Does that mean you're
coming back tomorrow?
1967
01:25:43,731 --> 01:25:46,277
- Is it gonna be like today?
1968
01:25:46,277 --> 01:25:47,194
- Probably.
1969
01:25:48,922 --> 01:25:52,505
- I feel like you're
gonna talk me into it.
1970
01:25:53,722 --> 01:25:58,722
(foreign music)
(both laughing)
1971
01:26:03,287 --> 01:26:06,287
(edgy upbeat music)
1972
01:26:30,914 --> 01:26:34,747
(edgy upbeat music continues)
1973
01:26:39,171 --> 01:26:40,950
♪ Yeah ♪
1974
01:26:40,950 --> 01:26:42,749
♪ Let's go ♪
1975
01:26:42,749 --> 01:26:44,640
♪ New flavor ♪
1976
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,841
♪ True status ♪
1977
01:26:46,841 --> 01:26:48,330
♪ Ace, ace ♪
1978
01:26:48,330 --> 01:26:50,288
♪ Let's go ♪
1979
01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:51,963
♪ Ace, ace ♪
1980
01:26:51,963 --> 01:26:54,136
♪ Now, let's get fucked up ♪
1981
01:26:54,136 --> 01:26:55,721
♪ I don't feel fucked up ♪
1982
01:26:55,721 --> 01:26:57,640
♪ Shut, get fucked up ♪
1983
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,401
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪
1984
01:26:59,401 --> 01:27:00,234
♪ Let's go ♪
1985
01:27:00,234 --> 01:27:01,220
♪ Let's go, hit foot on patrol ♪
1986
01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:03,049
♪ We're taking shots to the dope ♪
1987
01:27:03,049 --> 01:27:04,820
♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪
1988
01:27:04,820 --> 01:27:06,809
♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪
1989
01:27:06,809 --> 01:27:07,649
♪ So go ♪
1990
01:27:07,649 --> 01:27:11,521
♪ Now up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up
on the train girl ♪
1991
01:27:11,521 --> 01:27:15,030
♪ Get, get, get, get, get stoned
and you can't even stand up ♪
1992
01:27:15,030 --> 01:27:16,892
♪ Do the fucked up dance,
the fucked up dance ♪
1993
01:27:16,892 --> 01:27:18,782
♪ Do the fucked up dance,
the fucked up dance ♪
1994
01:27:18,782 --> 01:27:20,556
♪ Five, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine ♪
1995
01:27:20,556 --> 01:27:22,482
♪ Cups in your hand, hand, hand ♪
1996
01:27:22,482 --> 01:27:24,234
♪ We sip, sip, sipping on their booze ♪
1997
01:27:24,234 --> 01:27:26,073
♪ Long island iced tea ♪
1998
01:27:26,073 --> 01:27:26,944
♪ We got them drinks ♪
1999
01:27:26,944 --> 01:27:29,920
♪ That make grenades
look like a time piece ♪
2000
01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:33,498
♪ We pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-party
'til we fall down ♪
2001
01:27:33,498 --> 01:27:37,236
♪ True Status got the bottom
sections 'cause we fall out ♪
2002
01:27:37,236 --> 01:27:40,884
♪ Now get, get, get, get
crazy on the dance floor ♪
2003
01:27:40,884 --> 01:27:41,848
♪ Then lose control ♪
2004
01:27:41,848 --> 01:27:44,509
♪ Like it's your ♪
(man burping)
2005
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:47,230
(man groaning)
2006
01:27:47,230 --> 01:27:49,290
♪ So, shall I get fucked up ♪
2007
01:27:49,290 --> 01:27:50,989
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪
2008
01:27:50,989 --> 01:27:52,812
♪ Let's go, hit foot on patrol ♪
2009
01:27:52,812 --> 01:27:54,732
♪ We're taking shots to the dope ♪
2010
01:27:54,732 --> 01:27:56,591
♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪
2011
01:27:56,591 --> 01:27:58,452
♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪
2012
01:27:58,452 --> 01:27:59,410
♪ So go ♪
2013
01:27:59,410 --> 01:28:00,857
- [Cujo] Such a big pain in the ass.
2014
01:28:00,857 --> 01:28:02,844
- [Jasmine] You just called
me a pain in the ass?
2015
01:28:02,844 --> 01:28:05,427
- Mission control, this is YY1,
2016
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:08,740
come in, mission control.
2017
01:28:08,740 --> 01:28:11,806
Yeah, Houston, looks
like you got a problem.
2018
01:28:11,806 --> 01:28:13,686
You're gonna have to clean
your own damn pools today,
2019
01:28:13,686 --> 01:28:14,961
you lazy sons of bitches,
2020
01:28:14,961 --> 01:28:18,950
'cause I'm in space doing space stuff.
2021
01:28:18,950 --> 01:28:19,783
So.
2022
01:28:21,905 --> 01:28:23,331
- [Radio] Byron, is that you?
2023
01:28:23,331 --> 01:28:26,416
Goddammit, man, what's going on now?
2024
01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:27,976
Get back to work.
2025
01:28:27,976 --> 01:28:29,519
You're mangled all morning.
2026
01:28:29,519 --> 01:28:31,678
♪ What's wrong with all
you crazy kids these days ♪
2027
01:28:31,678 --> 01:28:32,558
♪ Hey, what you talking about ♪
2028
01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:34,926
♪ All you wanna do is party and bullshit ♪
2029
01:28:34,926 --> 01:28:35,833
♪ You're damn right ♪
2030
01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:37,345
♪ Let's get fucked up ♪
2031
01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:39,123
♪ Bottles, get fucked up ♪
2032
01:28:39,123 --> 01:28:40,894
♪ Shots, get fucked up ♪
2033
01:28:40,894 --> 01:28:42,644
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪
2034
01:28:42,644 --> 01:28:44,166
♪ Let's go, get your foot on patrol ♪
2035
01:28:44,166 --> 01:28:46,131
(blowing raspberry)
- Bring me my money,
2036
01:28:46,131 --> 01:28:47,569
bring me my money, bitch,
2037
01:28:47,569 --> 01:28:48,833
Bring me an audition.
2038
01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:50,687
Make me a movie star.
2039
01:28:50,687 --> 01:28:52,381
Dammit, the only thing I'm bringing you
2040
01:28:52,381 --> 01:28:54,151
is a big bag of space dicks.
2041
01:28:54,151 --> 01:28:55,682
Let's get fucking back to earth.
2042
01:28:55,682 --> 01:28:56,543
♪ To the dome ♪
2043
01:28:56,543 --> 01:28:58,856
♪ And serve the body traps, body traps ♪
2044
01:28:58,856 --> 01:29:00,093
♪ Don't you do nothing to beat ♪
2045
01:29:00,093 --> 01:29:02,053
♪ Yeah, look, I know you're dating men ♪
2046
01:29:02,053 --> 01:29:03,381
♪ Take shots ♪
- Weird.
2047
01:29:03,381 --> 01:29:05,363
I already work here.
2048
01:29:05,363 --> 01:29:06,539
What's the matter with you?
2049
01:29:06,539 --> 01:29:08,607
- You got a girlfriend?
♪ Get fucked up ♪
2050
01:29:08,607 --> 01:29:10,593
♪ Shots, get fucked up ♪
2051
01:29:10,593 --> 01:29:12,267
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪
2052
01:29:12,267 --> 01:29:14,049
♪ Let's go, get your foot on patrol ♪
2053
01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:15,899
♪ We're taking shots to the dome ♪
2054
01:29:15,899 --> 01:29:17,797
♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪
2055
01:29:17,797 --> 01:29:19,638
♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪
2056
01:29:19,638 --> 01:29:23,559
♪ So don't ♪
- My Phu King Pizza.
2057
01:29:23,559 --> 01:29:28,559
(upbeat music)
- That your wife? She's hot.
2058
01:29:28,816 --> 01:29:30,649
- Yeah, she's my wife.
2059
01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:34,657
Get some help, pervert.
2060
01:29:38,058 --> 01:29:39,447
- [Playa Playa] You guys just
got the worst luck in hell.
2061
01:29:39,447 --> 01:29:41,479
- [Shorty] I swear there is
no power in the tongue of man
2062
01:29:41,479 --> 01:29:44,280
to alter pain.
(mellow music)
2063
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:46,066
♪ Welcome to the Phu King ♪
- Oh my.
2064
01:29:46,066 --> 01:29:47,287
♪ Phu King Pizza ♪
2065
01:29:47,287 --> 01:29:49,309
♪ Phu King ♪
- Oh, it's not even my car.
2066
01:29:49,309 --> 01:29:50,994
♪ Welcome you to Phu King ♪
2067
01:29:50,994 --> 01:29:54,219
♪ Phu King Pizza, Phu King ♪
- Night.
2068
01:29:54,219 --> 01:29:57,389
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
2069
01:29:57,389 --> 01:29:59,321
♪ Phu King ♪
2070
01:29:59,321 --> 01:30:02,470
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
2071
01:30:02,470 --> 01:30:04,361
♪ Phu King ♪
2072
01:30:04,361 --> 01:30:07,510
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
2073
01:30:07,510 --> 01:30:09,419
♪ Phu King ♪
2074
01:30:09,419 --> 01:30:12,550
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
2075
01:30:12,550 --> 01:30:14,458
♪ Phu King ♪
2076
01:30:14,458 --> 01:30:17,630
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
2077
01:30:17,630 --> 01:30:19,534
♪ Phu King ♪
(man crying)
2078
01:30:19,534 --> 01:30:23,419
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪
2079
01:30:23,419 --> 01:30:24,252
- Cujo!
2080
01:30:25,603 --> 01:30:29,853
Cujo, I miss you, oh.
(man crying)
2081
01:30:32,413 --> 01:30:34,746
- [Director] Cut, that's it.
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