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- Can I have a shot please?
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Hi Sam.
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- Hi Bobby, what's going on?
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You look awful.
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- Let me tell you but,
let me get my shot first.
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Thanks.
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So, I know these girls, they're telling me
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all the things I don't want to hear.
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Thanks.
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They're bitching all the time.
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- So, Saturday I went out
to my usual place as normal.
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And I met someone.
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- And?
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- Well she's drop dead gorgeous right?
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I was just thinking all right this is it.
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We started kissing.
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- Yes, and?
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- She let me kiss her neck down to here,
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and you know how I love that right?
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- I know.
- So we went back to her place.
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- And?
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Details.
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Come on?
- All right, I lost it twice before we even made it, okay?
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It was like, amazing.
- Yes.
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- So I'm thinking like
she's the one, right?
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- Yeah, of course.
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- Well everything was
great and I had to go,
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so I told her I'd meet her the
next day at the coffee shop,
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right?
- Uh-huh.
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- So I walk in, and I'm
like really excited.
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- What happened?
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- (giggling) You aren't
going to believe it.
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I walk in, she's wearing socks with crocs.
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- Oh my god!
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- Can you believe it?
- That's disgusting.
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- I was like okay, that's it.
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- Yeah, yeah, of course.
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- I don't know, I just,
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I'd like to find someone
like me, I don't know.
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- Well, that's true.
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Keep trying.
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(glasses clinking)
- Cheers to that.
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But in the meantime, good sex!!
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- Yeah.
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Want some more?
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- I'm good, thank you.
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- Okay now, tell me.
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- So check this out, I meet this girl
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and she's the sexiest thing on Earth.
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- Of course she is.
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- Of course she is, beautiful,
and she has these toes.
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- (laughing) The toe thing.
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Yes, go on.
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- You know how I feel about toes.
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These are like lollipops.
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Each one of them just this,
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but.
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- What?
- She's a white supremacist.
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So, there goes that.
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- That sucks.
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- I'm just so tired of dating
people who aren't like me.
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Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
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Yeah it looks good.
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- Looks very pretty too.
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- Dig in.
- Let's do it.
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- Tab please.
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- [Bartender] Yeah that'll be $10.
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Thanks man.
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(light music)
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- Bobby, how's it going?
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- Same old, same old.
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- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Have you thought of just fixing them up?
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- That's a good idea.
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I should do that.
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Okay.
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(all laughing)
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- You're crazy, you know that?
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- I know.
Anyway, and he was not kidding.
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Oh my God, I have to leave.
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I'm sorry, I have an interview.
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- Oh.
- Yes.
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I'm sure you girls will have a good time.
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- Well all the best, break a leg.
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- I'll see you later.
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Good luck.
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Okay.
- Good luck.
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- You'll be amazing.
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I love him.
- I know, me too.
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(both laughing)
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- So what do you do?
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- Well I work in Napa at a winery.
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I handle all of the
events and the wine club.
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- It sounds interesting.
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- It is.
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What do you do?
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- Oh, I'm a coder.
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A developer, I build
mobile apps, websites.
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- Oh okay.
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- Computer work.
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- Are you a gamer?
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- Where did you go to college?
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- Um, I went to UC Santa Barbara.
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I absolutely loved it, it's
a wonderful university.
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- So you have debt?
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- (chuckling) Yeah, the average 30,000.
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What about you?
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- I studied in Argentina.
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Education there is free, so no.
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- Oh, how is the education?
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- Oh it's fantastic, some
of the best in the world.
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Well, I'm a Republican.
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- I'm a Democrat.
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I like dogs.
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- I love dogs.
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Do you have a dog?
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- No, I wish.
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Um you know, I live alone,
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and I just couldn't imagine leaving a dog
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at my house by itself all day.
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- No, I understand, yeah.
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- But I wish.
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- Yeah.
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- What about you?
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- No, I don't have one
either, but I have a daughter.
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- You do, how old is she?
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- She's 16.
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- Oh 16, she already started
that teenage like eye rolling.
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- Oh my gosh, all the time.
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But she's wonderful.
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Would you like to meet her?
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- Oh, I would love that.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- How's tomorrow?
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- (giggling) Tomorrow?
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Tomorrow's great.
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- Awesome.
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Nice to finally meet you.
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- Ditto.
(glasses clinking)
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- Why do you even bother,
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it's not like any of them have been sane?
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- Well you have to keep trying right?
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If you want to find the good one,
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you're going to have to,
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you know there has to be a good one.
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I'm cool, right?
- Yeah,
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you would think you would
might have found one
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in the last 50.
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- 50, 50, whatever.
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And this one, she's Bobby's
friend so she has to be nice.
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Can you just help me out already?
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(both sighing)
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I'm sweating.
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(light music)
(Liz grunting)
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- Yeah!
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(Liz collapsing)
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Gotta get on.
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Oh, no.
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(Liz groaning)
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- [Jane] Wow this sunset is gorgeous.
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- [Liz] It's amazing how
the sun kisses the rocks.
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- [Jane] I wouldn't
mind kissing your lips.
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- [Liz] (giggling) Over there?
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- [Jane] Yes, that's good.
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- Is she gonna be okay?
- Yes, she's gonna be fine
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(both laughing)
(soft music)
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Here's good.
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- A seat for my queen.
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- Thank You.
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Give me your hand.
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(romantic music)
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- Can I go farther down the
beach to look for seashells?
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- [Jane] Yes, just make
sure I can see you.
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- Yeah yeah.
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- Isn't she a ray of sunshine?
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- Just like her mother.
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(both laughing)
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- Thank you for being so
understanding of my daughter.
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- Hey, I want you.
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I'll take whatever comes with it.
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(soft music)
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Uh, anything but that.
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Please.
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- Okay.
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- What the hell is wrong with this beach?
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- Ray of sunshine.
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- Where's my shit ton of stones?
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Can we go?
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- I guess we better go (laughing).
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- Sure.
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- All right Lindsay, let's go.
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- Shoot.
- Yeah,
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so Jane's amazing.
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I mean she's like, she's
perfect in so many ways.
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- So she's the right one?
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- Yeah I think so, but,
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you know, I don't know, we we
went out with her daughter,
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Lindsay, and we're walking down the beach,
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and we're holding hands and
everything's perfect, right?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- So Lindsay goes off
to play and we sit down.
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And we.
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- No, come on you didn't.
- We had our first kiss.
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We did, it was beautiful.
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So we kissed, and it was magical,
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and then you know how I
love to kiss down the neck.
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And so I touch her neck,
and she like freaks out.
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I mean I don't even know
what I did, but I just,
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I don't know, she just
started to freak out
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and then of course Lindsay came back.
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It was kind of over.
So I don't know.
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She's wonderful, and then she's not.
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- Maybe you just try to
kiss her on the mouth.
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- Yeah, yeah that's what she said.
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(Bobby laughing)
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So we'll see, we'll see,
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but you know I love
spending time with her.
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She makes me laugh and she makes me smile
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and I'm happy.
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- Well that's good.
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- She is wonderful.
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- I told you.
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- Yes, and beautiful.
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- Yes.
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- We had our first date.
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- Mm hm, and?
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- We were on the beach.
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I felt like a kid.
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Lindsay was there.
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We were holding hands, it
was the perfect sunset.
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- Okay.
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- We go, and we have a seat,
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- Uh huh.
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- And we had our first kiss.
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It was like electricity.
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- Yes?
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- Until she went to my neck.
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Like a vampire!
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(dramatic music)
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- Get over it.
- It's gross!
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- You want to have sex with her?
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- Yeah.
- Let her kiss you in different places.
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Like start with your arms,
work your way all the way up,
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then maybe on the cheek, and then.
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- No, no.
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No.
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- You'll be fine.
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- No, it's not gonna happen.
- Just try.
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It's not gonna happen.
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- Come on.
- Not the neck, not the neck.
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- I can't help you.
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- Thank you so much for
having me here for dinner.
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- My pleasure.
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- And such a beautiful
place, and what a view.
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- It is beautiful isn't it?
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(soft music)
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- Just like the host.
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Beautiful company, wonderful
food, an amazing place.
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- And, I got you a gift.
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- You didn't.
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- I did.
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Don't go anywhere.
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- Of course not.
267
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(light music)
268
00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:31,628
- Well.
- I didn't have time
269
00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:34,277
to stop by the flower shop, so.
270
00:12:36,248 --> 00:12:37,989
- They're beautiful.
271
00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:39,183
- I hope you like it.
272
00:12:39,249 --> 00:12:40,749
- I'm sure I will.
273
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,095
- You like it?
274
00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:51,161
- I love it.
275
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,197
I'm gonna go try it on.
276
00:13:00,941 --> 00:13:03,524
(bright music)
277
00:13:24,684 --> 00:13:25,767
- Oh my gosh!
278
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,584
Oh my, you look beautiful.
279
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:35,893
- Well you know my personal
designer got it for me.
280
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:38,294
- You look so sexy.
281
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,606
- But you're still dressed.
282
00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:40,505
- Uh-huh.
283
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,211
- Okay, well.
284
00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:44,110
Oh.
285
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,098
Let's just...
- No!
286
00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:10,300
Oh, no.
This one stays here.
287
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,199
- Okay.
288
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:13,701
- Yeah.
289
00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:18,075
- Oh.
290
00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,464
Okay.
- Oh.
291
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:24,530
(Jane moaning)
(bright music)
292
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:35,100
It was so good.
293
00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:37,988
Ah.
294
00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:40,199
That was quick.
295
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,241
It was so good.
296
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:48,890
(upbeat music)
297
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:55,055
I need to go to the bathroom.
298
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,357
- Great.
299
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:34,529
Jane?
300
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:39,550
- So how's it going with Jane?
301
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,116
- It's going well.
302
00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:45,362
Uh, yeah (giggling).
303
00:16:45,428 --> 00:16:47,094
- That well?
- Uh huh.
304
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,889
Well she invited me over for dinner,
305
00:16:49,955 --> 00:16:52,001
and Lindsay was at her father's.
306
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,145
But you know I didn't just assume,
307
00:16:54,211 --> 00:16:57,896
I went there open-minded,
whatever was gonna happen.
308
00:16:57,962 --> 00:16:59,811
But then she got me a gift.
309
00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:04,877
- Uh huh.
- And the gift was this beautiful, silky lingerie.
310
00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,930
And then I was like uh huh, I
knew exactly what that meant.
311
00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:11,594
So I went to the restroom,
I changed, and I came out.
312
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,868
I was kind of strutting
my stuff, I got into bed,
313
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,017
and then, boom, she went.
314
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:19,568
(Liz laughing)
- What do you mean?
315
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:22,026
- She just orgasmed right there,
316
00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:24,474
left me in the dust.
317
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,661
- Okay, so?
318
00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:26,837
- So that was it.
319
00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:28,378
She got up and she left.
320
00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:32,584
And I'm like sitting there
alone on the bed going uh hello?
321
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,317
- So she was loaded.
322
00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:37,778
- Yeah, but what about me?
323
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,440
I mean, don't I get some attention too?
324
00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:42,398
- Of course.
325
00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:45,734
- I mean I was so hot, I was
putting on that lingerie,
326
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,761
and I knew she was there waiting for me,
327
00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:50,867
and I was ready, and
then she just left me.
328
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,046
I don't know.
329
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:56,362
- Maybe you should try more
often, I mean more sex.
330
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,084
- Oh.
331
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:02,327
Yeah maybe she didn't have it
for a long time, and she just.
332
00:18:02,393 --> 00:18:03,226
- Right.
333
00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:05,274
- That's a good idea.
334
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,210
All right.
335
00:18:06,276 --> 00:18:08,276
To more sex. (glasses
clinking) - To more sex.
336
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,225
- Ooh (laughing).
337
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,791
- That gets better and better.
338
00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:18,303
- So you like Liz?
339
00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:19,786
- Yes, very much.
340
00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:22,650
And?
- I invite her
341
00:18:22,716 --> 00:18:23,608
over to my house.
342
00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:28,251
- Mm hm.
- And I cooked dinner for her and I got her a gift
343
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:30,567
that looked so sexy on her,
344
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:32,802
so hot.
345
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:33,762
- Yes?
346
00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:35,745
- We go to the bedroom.
347
00:18:36,905 --> 00:18:39,755
I don't think she's romantic enough.
348
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:41,555
She goes straight to it.
349
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,001
(funky music)
350
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,734
Like straight to it.
351
00:18:47,979 --> 00:18:51,312
- Maybe you try the feet thing with her.
352
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:54,967
- Oh.
353
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:58,081
Yeah.
354
00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:00,080
- See?
- Yeah.
355
00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:06,518
Yes (screaming).
356
00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:07,388
Keep that down.
357
00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:08,457
Let's keep that down.
358
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,655
Come here, get here.
359
00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,460
Come on, you can still get in.
360
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,276
Just keep that down.
361
00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:14,860
Let's just keep that down.
362
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:18,509
Thanks. - Wait.
- Oh (giggling).
363
00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:22,244
(both clamoring)
364
00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:29,082
- [Liz] Oh there you are.
365
00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:29,981
- Oh.
366
00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:31,991
Oh.
367
00:19:33,308 --> 00:19:34,141
Ah, feet.
368
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,738
- Oh.
- Ow!
369
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,181
Ow.
370
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,594
- [Liz] I'm sorry babe.
371
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,177
I'm sorry, just not the socks.
372
00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:44,410
Not the socks.
373
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:47,679
I'm very sorry.
- It's okay.
374
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,049
That's better.
- Oh.
375
00:19:49,115 --> 00:19:51,121
- Ah, much better.
376
00:19:51,187 --> 00:19:53,854
(Jane moaning).
377
00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,271
That was much better.
378
00:19:57,337 --> 00:19:59,920
(bright music)
379
00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,701
- Did you just?
380
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:06,600
- Ah shit.
381
00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:08,769
Oh.
382
00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:10,617
Oh, sorry baby.
383
00:20:10,683 --> 00:20:11,896
Okay, I got this.
384
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:12,854
Yes, let's do this.
385
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,420
(Liz panting)
386
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:20,159
(Liz laughing)
387
00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:22,144
Okay, I gotta go get my daughter.
388
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,155
- Okay.
389
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,804
(bright music)
390
00:20:30,369 --> 00:20:32,702
You okay?
- Yeah, yes, great.
391
00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:41,401
Oh!
392
00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:44,176
Uh oh.
(Liz laughing)
393
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,223
- Do you need some help?
394
00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:47,934
- No, this is, it's good right?
395
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,500
It's good, uh huh.
396
00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:52,474
It's good.
397
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:55,982
Yeah, very good (laughing).
398
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,715
(upbeat music)
399
00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:13,320
Yes.
400
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:16,700
- Okay, darling.
401
00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:34,699
(energetic music)
402
00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:51,081
Ooh yeah.
403
00:21:53,652 --> 00:21:54,537
Holy hell.
404
00:21:54,603 --> 00:21:57,407
(tense music)
405
00:21:57,473 --> 00:21:58,806
Where did it go?
406
00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:09,907
- What the fuck is this?
407
00:22:09,973 --> 00:22:11,561
What are you?
408
00:22:11,627 --> 00:22:15,018
- I'm stuck. - What is is?
- [Liz] Can you get me out of here?
409
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:15,917
Hey?
410
00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:19,037
Hey?
- What the fuck?
411
00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:20,978
What is this?
- Hey.
412
00:22:21,044 --> 00:22:23,235
Jane?
- What is?
- [Liz] Get me out of here.
413
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,384
- Oh my gosh.
414
00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:29,006
Is this how unsatisfied you are with me?
415
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,693
- [Liz] No, listen Jane.
416
00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:33,483
- Oh.
- It's not that.
417
00:22:33,549 --> 00:22:35,602
- Do you really need to use this?
418
00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:36,501
Is this?
419
00:22:37,949 --> 00:22:39,751
- Maybe if you show me
some tits sometimes,
420
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:40,937
I'd be able to get off.
421
00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:43,593
But right now, just get me out of here.
422
00:22:43,659 --> 00:22:45,409
- Oh, this is so sad.
423
00:22:46,926 --> 00:22:49,284
How do you even use this?
424
00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:50,923
- Oh, I'd love to show you.
425
00:22:50,989 --> 00:22:52,602
- This is, oh shit, she's coming.
426
00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:53,560
She is coming.
- Who's coming?
427
00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:54,484
- Lindsay's coming.
428
00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:56,247
Her dad is bringing her.
- Get me out!
429
00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:58,230
- Get out of there, inch lift.
430
00:22:58,296 --> 00:22:59,723
Come on, get out of there.
431
00:22:59,789 --> 00:23:02,183
- Ow! - Get out of there.
- Ow, ow, ow.
432
00:23:02,249 --> 00:23:03,079
- Are you okay?
433
00:23:03,145 --> 00:23:03,978
Oh my God!
434
00:23:07,707 --> 00:23:09,953
Do you really have to use this?
435
00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:11,519
- Yeah I do.
436
00:23:11,585 --> 00:23:13,418
- Those are nice ones.
437
00:23:15,309 --> 00:23:17,707
(Liz laughing)
438
00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:20,606
(energetic music)
439
00:23:28,403 --> 00:23:31,070
(both laughing)
440
00:23:33,199 --> 00:23:34,032
- Oh god.
441
00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:36,362
- My daughter!
442
00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:38,567
Oh!
443
00:23:41,774 --> 00:23:42,857
- Oh sweetie.
444
00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:52,919
Ah, this isn't working.
445
00:23:55,174 --> 00:23:56,797
- Maybe we need some help.
446
00:23:56,863 --> 00:23:59,196
- I think we need some help.
447
00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:04,986
- Hello, welcome and welcome.
448
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,236
My name is Jimmy Blue.
449
00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:11,885
My friends, they call
me Gym, like the gym.
450
00:24:16,603 --> 00:24:17,947
What is your name?
451
00:24:18,013 --> 00:24:20,713
- I'm Jane.
- Hello Jane, welcome.
452
00:24:20,779 --> 00:24:22,888
- Thank you.
Hi.
453
00:24:22,954 --> 00:24:24,390
- And what is your name?
454
00:24:24,456 --> 00:24:26,025
- Hello, I'm Liz.
455
00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:27,091
- Hello Liz.
456
00:24:28,037 --> 00:24:31,037
So which one of you, um, is the guy?
457
00:24:38,151 --> 00:24:39,318
Okay, neither.
458
00:24:40,475 --> 00:24:41,308
Okay.
459
00:24:42,721 --> 00:24:45,638
Let's pretend this is the pink doll
460
00:24:46,571 --> 00:24:48,738
and this is the blue doll.
461
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:52,863
Now Jane, you will be the blue doll.
462
00:24:54,622 --> 00:24:57,539
And Liz, you will be the pink doll.
463
00:24:59,126 --> 00:25:03,793
We will, when we work, we
will work through these dolls.
464
00:25:05,251 --> 00:25:09,334
What I like to do is work
individually, together.
465
00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,476
And start soon.
466
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,890
- Okay.
- Okay.
467
00:25:24,445 --> 00:25:25,904
- That's about it.
468
00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:28,509
(upbeat music)
469
00:25:28,575 --> 00:25:29,408
Okay.
470
00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:34,970
Get out.
471
00:25:41,636 --> 00:25:43,053
I got shit to do.
472
00:25:45,854 --> 00:25:47,787
You got something on you.
473
00:25:47,853 --> 00:25:50,686
I just don't want you to be dirty.
474
00:25:56,815 --> 00:25:59,580
- I don't like it when
somebody touches my neck,
475
00:25:59,646 --> 00:26:01,396
let alone licking it.
476
00:26:02,255 --> 00:26:03,503
- That's not a problem.
477
00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:06,346
We'll take care of that right away.
478
00:26:06,412 --> 00:26:08,057
You want the problem to be gone?
479
00:26:08,123 --> 00:26:09,158
- Yes.
480
00:26:09,224 --> 00:26:10,057
- Okay.
481
00:26:12,147 --> 00:26:13,480
Are you ready?
482
00:26:13,546 --> 00:26:14,712
- Yes.
483
00:26:14,778 --> 00:26:17,278
- Okay, all right, stay still.
484
00:26:20,938 --> 00:26:21,855
Here we go.
485
00:26:24,759 --> 00:26:26,009
- What is that?
486
00:26:26,848 --> 00:26:28,931
- It's soothing neck rub.
487
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,058
- It feels.
- It will take away
488
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,898
all your worries.
- It feels weird.
489
00:26:33,964 --> 00:26:34,797
It feels.
490
00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:36,938
(Jane gagging)
491
00:26:37,004 --> 00:26:38,394
It's itching.
492
00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,134
It's itching.
493
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,742
- Now, you want me to take it off?
494
00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:44,408
- Yes!
Yes.
495
00:26:44,474 --> 00:26:45,907
- Do you want me to take it off?
496
00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:47,290
- Yes!
- The only way
497
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:50,164
I can take it off is if I lick it off.
498
00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:51,161
- No, no, no.
499
00:26:51,227 --> 00:26:52,660
- You want me to lick it off?
500
00:26:52,726 --> 00:26:53,825
- No, no.
501
00:26:53,891 --> 00:26:55,214
- Do you want it off?
502
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,201
- Yes, yes.
- Then I'll lick it off.
503
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,870
- No!
Okay!
504
00:26:58,936 --> 00:27:01,602
- All right. - It's itching!
- Tilt your head back.
505
00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:05,792
Mm.
506
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:06,691
- Oh.
507
00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:08,967
- How is that?
508
00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:09,950
- It works.
509
00:27:11,218 --> 00:27:12,135
It's magic.
510
00:27:16,091 --> 00:27:19,174
Wait, why is your tongue not itching?
511
00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:23,856
- Well, it only last for a while.
512
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:28,027
(funky music)
- Uh.
513
00:27:29,238 --> 00:27:30,071
What?
514
00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:32,777
- Hey.
515
00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:34,262
- Sorry I'm late.
516
00:27:34,328 --> 00:27:36,985
You have no idea, my
day has been so crazy.
517
00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:37,884
Thank you.
518
00:27:40,112 --> 00:27:41,695
So what's going on?
519
00:27:42,602 --> 00:27:44,685
- Terrible, terrible day.
520
00:27:46,597 --> 00:27:48,833
Liz won't let me look at her toes.
521
00:27:48,899 --> 00:27:51,859
She won't, she's wearing
socks all the time.
522
00:27:51,925 --> 00:27:53,425
Like all the time.
523
00:27:55,414 --> 00:27:57,545
- Well have you showed her some?
524
00:27:57,611 --> 00:27:59,900
- Oh my gosh, you're naked.
525
00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:04,247
- Yeah I was with my boyfriend
and then I had to leave,
526
00:28:04,313 --> 00:28:08,163
and now I'm here, and really
I was hoping for a good time.
527
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,912
(both sighing)
528
00:28:09,978 --> 00:28:12,207
So anyway, how are you?
529
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,982
- Well except for this and
all the types of socks,
530
00:28:15,048 --> 00:28:18,150
she wears socks in the shower.
531
00:28:18,216 --> 00:28:19,526
Who does that?
532
00:28:19,592 --> 00:28:21,999
Socks in the shower?
533
00:28:22,065 --> 00:28:24,520
- Why are you wearing this?
534
00:28:24,586 --> 00:28:25,517
This is crazy.
535
00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:27,121
- It's good for the relationship.
536
00:28:27,187 --> 00:28:29,459
Dr. Blue said I have to try this.
537
00:28:29,525 --> 00:28:32,842
- Jane, that won't solve your problems.
538
00:28:32,908 --> 00:28:35,889
- I just have to give it a try.
539
00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:39,770
- No really, I'm in a
hurry, I need to leave.
540
00:28:39,836 --> 00:28:42,145
- No, we're just getting started.
541
00:28:42,211 --> 00:28:43,244
- No, no.
542
00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:44,446
Really, not today.
543
00:28:44,512 --> 00:28:46,971
Not today.
- Oh, Bobby.
544
00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:48,632
- No.
- Oh.
545
00:28:48,698 --> 00:28:50,076
- [Bobby] Honey, I love you.
546
00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:51,559
- I love you too.
547
00:29:01,977 --> 00:29:03,625
- Welcome back Liz.
548
00:29:03,691 --> 00:29:05,988
How's your orgasms?
549
00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:08,221
- Well thank, you, and um,
550
00:29:09,473 --> 00:29:13,239
you know they're just fine by myself.
551
00:29:13,305 --> 00:29:15,643
I don't know, I try it with
Jane and it just doesn't work.
552
00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:16,675
I'm not exactly sure why.
553
00:29:16,741 --> 00:29:18,773
- We're gonna have to fix that
554
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:21,169
because you deserve orgasms.
555
00:29:21,235 --> 00:29:23,027
- Why, thank you.
556
00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:24,139
- Good.
557
00:29:24,205 --> 00:29:28,681
Now why do you always
wear socks on your feet?
558
00:29:28,747 --> 00:29:31,699
- Um, I'm just a little bit
shy about my feet that's all.
559
00:29:31,765 --> 00:29:33,348
- Shy about your feet?
560
00:29:33,414 --> 00:29:34,622
- Yeah.
561
00:29:34,688 --> 00:29:35,521
- Oh.
562
00:29:38,399 --> 00:29:39,566
Take them off.
563
00:29:41,451 --> 00:29:42,284
- No.
564
00:29:43,277 --> 00:29:44,544
- What?
565
00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:46,214
- No, I'm not taking my socks off.
566
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,685
- Take your socks off!
567
00:29:47,751 --> 00:29:49,908
- No!
- Take 'em off now!
568
00:29:49,974 --> 00:29:50,804
- No!
569
00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:53,244
Try something else, I'm not
gonna take off my socks!
570
00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,607
- You want me to take your socks off?
571
00:29:54,673 --> 00:29:56,952
- No, I do not want you to take my socks off.
- I will take your socks off.
572
00:29:57,018 --> 00:29:58,034
- No.
- I will,
573
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,249
I will take your socks off.
- No, don't you dare!
574
00:30:00,315 --> 00:30:01,290
- Yes I will take these socks off.
575
00:30:01,356 --> 00:30:03,379
I will take your socks off, come here.
576
00:30:03,445 --> 00:30:05,414
Yes I will, Liz.
577
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,397
Yes I will.
578
00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:11,791
I am not kidding, I will get these socks.
579
00:30:11,857 --> 00:30:12,917
- Help.
580
00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:14,445
- Yes, I will get
581
00:30:14,511 --> 00:30:16,580
these socks.
- No! Let go of my socks.
582
00:30:16,646 --> 00:30:18,360
Let go of my socks, no!
583
00:30:18,426 --> 00:30:19,343
No, no, no!
584
00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:23,666
(both screaming)
585
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,422
- Wow!
586
00:30:28,715 --> 00:30:29,548
Okay Liz.
587
00:30:30,570 --> 00:30:31,570
That's okay.
588
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:35,633
Keep 'em on.
589
00:30:35,699 --> 00:30:37,354
Put your socks back on.
590
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:40,087
(upbeat music)
591
00:30:41,814 --> 00:30:42,647
Ugh.
592
00:30:46,031 --> 00:30:47,713
(Liz vocalizing)
593
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,171
- Boom.
594
00:30:49,237 --> 00:30:51,944
(Liz vocalizing)
595
00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:55,635
Boom!
(both laughing)
596
00:30:58,348 --> 00:30:59,710
What do you think?
597
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,143
- It matches my dress.
598
00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:04,865
- It does, look we're color coordinated.
599
00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,820
Boing!
(both laughing)
600
00:31:06,886 --> 00:31:08,692
- Shouldn't it stay up?
601
00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:10,580
- I don't know but feel it, feel it.
602
00:31:10,646 --> 00:31:12,103
It's all squishy.
603
00:31:12,169 --> 00:31:13,251
- Can you feel it?
604
00:31:13,317 --> 00:31:15,984
(both laughing)
605
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,125
- Oh, sweetie.
606
00:31:19,374 --> 00:31:22,910
All right, roll over
and bend over, darlin'.
607
00:31:22,976 --> 00:31:25,380
- Sure captain, let's do this.
608
00:31:25,446 --> 00:31:26,279
Oh, okay.
609
00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:28,873
- We'll see how this works here.
610
00:31:28,939 --> 00:31:30,553
- All right, let's try
it, let's figure it out.
611
00:31:30,619 --> 00:31:31,897
Alrighty.
612
00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:32,980
- No, it stays, it stays.
613
00:31:33,046 --> 00:31:34,841
- Oh, okay (laughing).
614
00:31:34,907 --> 00:31:35,997
- I got this, I got this.
615
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,046
- Alrighty.
616
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:37,945
All right.
617
00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,401
That's funny that they're
color coordinated.
618
00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:43,967
- Yep.
(bright music)
619
00:31:44,953 --> 00:31:46,663
- All right.
620
00:31:46,729 --> 00:31:47,925
- Yes, let's try this.
621
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:49,027
- All right.
622
00:31:49,093 --> 00:31:51,811
Yee haw, let's get going here.
623
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,280
Yee haw!
624
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,407
- Maybe some oil would be better?
625
00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:56,306
Just, oh!
626
00:31:57,187 --> 00:31:59,307
No, no, no, I'm not going there.
627
00:31:59,373 --> 00:32:00,899
Not going there.
628
00:32:00,965 --> 00:32:02,916
Uh uh.
No no.
629
00:32:02,982 --> 00:32:04,065
- Okay, okay.
630
00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:06,817
- Good.
631
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,114
- Alrighty, um.
632
00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:09,302
- I'm not sure about this.
633
00:32:09,368 --> 00:32:10,201
- Okay.
634
00:32:11,647 --> 00:32:14,233
- She shows up with all this equipment.
635
00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,299
And she wants to use it.
636
00:32:17,198 --> 00:32:18,240
From behind!
637
00:32:18,306 --> 00:32:20,093
- Of course.
- In what world?
638
00:32:20,159 --> 00:32:23,364
- What do you think we
are doing, my man and I?
639
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:25,865
- I don't want to think what
you're doing, your man and you.
640
00:32:25,931 --> 00:32:30,410
(Bobby sighing) - Listen, and I
don't want to hear what you are doing
641
00:32:30,476 --> 00:32:32,250
or not doing.
642
00:32:32,316 --> 00:32:33,221
- Oh, Bobby.
643
00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:34,569
- Really, no.
644
00:32:34,635 --> 00:32:36,912
No, this is getting over my top.
645
00:32:36,978 --> 00:32:40,124
I have my own problems, can't you see?
646
00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:41,082
- You do?
647
00:32:41,148 --> 00:32:43,648
(light music)
648
00:32:46,095 --> 00:32:48,686
She won't take her socks off.
649
00:32:48,752 --> 00:32:50,058
- Hmm.
650
00:32:50,124 --> 00:32:52,957
Have you loosened up your ass yet?
651
00:32:55,272 --> 00:32:56,617
Never mind!
652
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,040
Let's get started.
Turn around.
653
00:32:59,106 --> 00:33:01,340
All right, hands on your hip.
654
00:33:01,406 --> 00:33:02,573
Squat, thrust,
655
00:33:05,081 --> 00:33:07,553
squat, thrust, squat,
thrust, squat thrust.
656
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,148
You got it, you got it?
657
00:33:09,214 --> 00:33:10,359
- Maybe you're going too fast.
658
00:33:10,425 --> 00:33:11,505
Oh, I can figure it out.
659
00:33:11,571 --> 00:33:12,874
- No you can't just figure it out.
660
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:14,432
- How far do I go?
661
00:33:14,498 --> 00:33:15,834
- Keep going.
662
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:16,792
- Oh!
- Go!
663
00:33:16,858 --> 00:33:19,358
(light music)
664
00:33:20,653 --> 00:33:22,368
- Is that okay?
665
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,084
Why are we even doing this?
666
00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:25,918
I don't even like butt play.
667
00:33:25,984 --> 00:33:28,428
- All right, all right.
668
00:33:28,494 --> 00:33:30,734
We'll stop the squatting.
669
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,243
Put your hat on.
- Oh.
670
00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:35,010
- All right, you ready to
take off your clothes yet?
671
00:33:35,076 --> 00:33:37,127
- No, I don't want to take 'em,
672
00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:38,770
ow!
- Leave the hat on.
673
00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:42,253
Now, I am going to take off your clothes.
674
00:33:43,529 --> 00:33:45,727
- [Jane] Okay fuck it, just do it!
675
00:33:45,793 --> 00:33:47,460
- Okay, turn around.
676
00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:53,448
This is for your own good.
677
00:33:53,514 --> 00:33:54,597
Good therapy.
678
00:33:56,767 --> 00:34:00,017
Jane, you are too attached to clothing.
679
00:34:01,345 --> 00:34:02,262
Here we go.
680
00:34:05,371 --> 00:34:06,925
How's that?
681
00:34:06,991 --> 00:34:09,574
(Jane sighing)
682
00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:13,164
Exactly!
683
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:17,102
I've been trying to relax your ass.
684
00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:19,943
- Oh.
685
00:34:22,985 --> 00:34:25,652
I'm still not doing anal though.
686
00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:28,534
- Oh.
687
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,693
Hi, Liz.
688
00:34:36,759 --> 00:34:37,568
- Hello.
689
00:34:37,634 --> 00:34:38,895
- Welcome back.
690
00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:40,432
- Thank you.
691
00:34:40,498 --> 00:34:42,933
- Okay, you remember the pink doll?
692
00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,517
- Mm hm.
- I gave you the pink doll
693
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,997
because your cheeks
are so pink and pretty.
694
00:34:47,063 --> 00:34:48,110
- Aw, thank you.
695
00:34:48,176 --> 00:34:50,850
- We're gonna be working
with the pink doll
696
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:53,150
and so we're gonna work through this doll
697
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,216
to release your orgasms,
698
00:34:56,232 --> 00:35:00,103
because you have a lot
of orgasms backed up.
699
00:35:00,169 --> 00:35:01,002
- Okay.
700
00:35:01,941 --> 00:35:03,225
- Are you ready?
701
00:35:03,291 --> 00:35:04,099
- Sure.
702
00:35:04,165 --> 00:35:06,095
- Okay, the first thing we're gonna do
703
00:35:06,161 --> 00:35:08,085
is loosen up your legs.
704
00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:11,218
I mean they're all tied
up, stretch them out.
705
00:35:11,284 --> 00:35:12,451
- Okay.
- Okay.
706
00:35:14,895 --> 00:35:19,085
Very good, and just open them
up just a little bit, like.
707
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:20,590
Yes.
708
00:35:20,656 --> 00:35:21,514
All right.
709
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,974
Now put your hands in a prayer position.
710
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:30,935
Like that.
And I want you to cross
your thumbs over each other.
711
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:33,740
Like that. That's right.
- Okay.
712
00:35:33,806 --> 00:35:35,987
- And press your hands together tight.
713
00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:40,364
I want you to take your prayer
and turn your hands down
714
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:43,180
into your orgasm area right here.
715
00:35:44,438 --> 00:35:46,033
Okay, can you do that?
716
00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:48,811
And then I want you to close up your legs
717
00:35:48,877 --> 00:35:50,219
tightly.
718
00:35:50,285 --> 00:35:51,594
Okay.
719
00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:53,327
As tight as you can.
720
00:35:54,663 --> 00:35:56,917
How does that feel?
721
00:35:56,983 --> 00:35:57,900
- Uh, okay.
722
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,515
- Okay, let's try something else.
723
00:36:01,581 --> 00:36:05,153
(upbeat music)
I want you to take your left leg
724
00:36:05,219 --> 00:36:06,969
and turn it into a V.
725
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,688
Can you do that?
726
00:36:09,754 --> 00:36:10,646
Very good.
727
00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:12,935
You're limber, Liz.
728
00:36:13,001 --> 00:36:15,918
Okay, oh, no, no, no, no,
your hands (clapping),
729
00:36:15,984 --> 00:36:17,226
your hands.
730
00:36:17,292 --> 00:36:18,929
- Okay.
- Cross the thumbs.
731
00:36:18,995 --> 00:36:20,285
Oh my goodness.
732
00:36:20,351 --> 00:36:21,184
Oh, okay.
733
00:36:22,378 --> 00:36:23,201
All right.
734
00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:24,221
Yeah.
735
00:36:24,287 --> 00:36:26,104
Liz, it's sacred.
736
00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:30,003
Okay, now take your
praying hands and put 'em
737
00:36:30,069 --> 00:36:32,069
between your orgasm area
738
00:36:34,003 --> 00:36:35,003
and push in.
739
00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:39,792
And I want you to bend
forward and back three times.
740
00:36:39,858 --> 00:36:41,696
And on the third time,
741
00:36:41,762 --> 00:36:45,237
I want you to quickly
look to your left, okay?
742
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:46,413
- Okay.
- You got it?
743
00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:49,062
- All right. - You ready? - Yeah.
- Go.
744
00:36:49,128 --> 00:36:49,961
One,
745
00:36:50,905 --> 00:36:51,738
two,
746
00:36:52,686 --> 00:36:53,935
three, left Liz.
747
00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:56,501
(Liz moaning)
748
00:36:57,630 --> 00:37:00,213
(Liz laughing)
749
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,870
Liz (clapping), keep them there.
750
00:37:04,936 --> 00:37:06,331
- That was amazing!
751
00:37:06,397 --> 00:37:07,230
- I know.
752
00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,340
Very good.
You want to try some more?
753
00:37:11,406 --> 00:37:13,982
- Yeah. - Exciting?
- Yeah!
754
00:37:14,048 --> 00:37:15,776
- [Gym] And a little dangerous.
755
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:16,897
- (giggling) Sure.
756
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:18,618
- Okay, you ready?
757
00:37:18,684 --> 00:37:20,267
Grab your pigtails.
758
00:37:21,152 --> 00:37:22,364
Okay.
759
00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:24,257
And I want you to crisscross 'em.
760
00:37:24,323 --> 00:37:26,329
Cross 'em under your chin.
761
00:37:26,395 --> 00:37:27,857
Under your chin.
762
00:37:27,923 --> 00:37:31,178
- Okay?
- And then a little bit on your throat.
763
00:37:31,244 --> 00:37:34,097
This is gonna be something
a little dangerous, okay?
764
00:37:34,163 --> 00:37:35,845
- Okay.
- But it's gonna work.
765
00:37:35,911 --> 00:37:38,314
Okay, now pull 'em tighter.
766
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:41,863
A little bit tighter, and
slowly just pull them tighter,
767
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:44,012
as tight as you can take.
768
00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:46,696
Tighter, Liz!
769
00:37:46,762 --> 00:37:50,012
Come on.
(Liz panting)
770
00:37:52,664 --> 00:37:55,247
(Liz laughing)
771
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,027
- Oh my God.
772
00:38:01,431 --> 00:38:02,264
- I know.
773
00:38:03,444 --> 00:38:04,277
I know.
774
00:38:05,436 --> 00:38:08,436
That's called crisscross applesauce.
775
00:38:09,507 --> 00:38:11,090
Don't tell anybody.
776
00:38:11,929 --> 00:38:13,096
Okay, get out.
777
00:38:15,222 --> 00:38:18,268
(Liz chuckling)
Bye bye.
778
00:38:18,334 --> 00:38:19,167
Bye bye.
779
00:38:21,146 --> 00:38:21,979
- Okay.
780
00:38:26,528 --> 00:38:28,278
- Huh, so much to do.
781
00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:32,894
- Hey, you're still alive?
782
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,793
- Yeah.
783
00:38:36,938 --> 00:38:38,199
- Yeah what?
784
00:38:38,265 --> 00:38:39,900
You know, you made me rush over
785
00:38:39,966 --> 00:38:42,317
and I got makeup all over my dress.
786
00:38:42,383 --> 00:38:43,716
- Oh, I'm sorry.
787
00:38:44,564 --> 00:38:46,064
- Sorry, fuck you.
788
00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:51,119
- I think I love Jane.
789
00:38:51,185 --> 00:38:52,852
- Oh, you love Jane.
790
00:38:53,718 --> 00:38:54,551
And?
791
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:56,933
- And
792
00:38:58,396 --> 00:38:59,495
do you like toys?
793
00:38:59,561 --> 00:39:01,311
- I do.
- I like toys.
794
00:39:02,702 --> 00:39:04,702
Jane does not like toys.
795
00:39:06,308 --> 00:39:08,253
- Oh these kind of toys.
796
00:39:08,319 --> 00:39:10,652
Well, why don't you grow up?
797
00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:17,605
- You know she's been
wearing scarves lately.
798
00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:19,481
- So?
799
00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:24,024
- She wears scarves because if she itches,
800
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:26,848
then I get to kiss it (laughing).
801
00:39:26,914 --> 00:39:28,671
Itch and stairs.
802
00:39:28,737 --> 00:39:30,820
We're seeing a therapist.
803
00:39:31,819 --> 00:39:32,652
- Oh.
804
00:39:33,862 --> 00:39:36,272
- She told Jane that if
she wears itchy scarves,
805
00:39:36,338 --> 00:39:40,178
then I can kiss it (laughing).
806
00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:41,267
You know what else?
807
00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:42,316
- What else?
808
00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:45,048
- She made me orgasm in like 10 seconds.
809
00:39:45,114 --> 00:39:46,864
- Good, good for you.
810
00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,719
How much did you drink anyways?
811
00:39:53,785 --> 00:39:56,490
- I don't know, but I just got paid.
812
00:39:56,556 --> 00:39:59,727
- Oh good, then we can have more.
813
00:39:59,793 --> 00:40:01,030
- Look (giggling).
814
00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,816
- Wow.
Okay.
815
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:06,102
That's good stuff.
816
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,623
- Hello.
- Hello.
817
00:40:10,689 --> 00:40:11,841
- [Both] Hello.
818
00:40:11,907 --> 00:40:15,318
(both laughing)
819
00:40:15,384 --> 00:40:17,167
- I am Bianca.
820
00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:18,400
- I am Narnia.
821
00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,255
- Would you like to play a game with me?
822
00:40:22,321 --> 00:40:24,405
- Yes, I want to play a game.
823
00:40:24,471 --> 00:40:25,937
- Let's play.
824
00:40:26,003 --> 00:40:27,174
So
825
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,323
Let's, my leg goes there.
826
00:40:30,788 --> 00:40:32,788
- And my leg goes there.
827
00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:36,995
- And then my leg goes.
828
00:40:37,061 --> 00:40:38,251
- Chili Peppers!
829
00:40:38,317 --> 00:40:39,843
- 'Cause I like it hot.
830
00:40:39,909 --> 00:40:42,676
- (giggling) Me too.
831
00:40:42,742 --> 00:40:44,286
- So just watch me.
832
00:40:44,352 --> 00:40:45,586
- Oh yes,
833
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,389
and my other leg is gonna go somewhere
834
00:40:48,455 --> 00:40:50,002
also hot chili pepper.
835
00:40:50,068 --> 00:40:51,932
(Liz laughing)
836
00:40:51,998 --> 00:40:53,288
Here, or here.
837
00:40:53,354 --> 00:40:55,402
(speaking in foreign language)
838
00:40:55,468 --> 00:40:56,301
All right.
839
00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:03,669
(both screaming)
840
00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:08,160
It not work very well.
841
00:41:08,226 --> 00:41:09,450
- Not work very well.
842
00:41:09,516 --> 00:41:10,530
- Not very well.
843
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:11,685
- No.
844
00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:12,600
Let's try something else.
845
00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:13,828
- Something else.
846
00:41:13,894 --> 00:41:16,587
Bobby said, Bobby says kiss my arm.
847
00:41:16,653 --> 00:41:17,458
- Ah.
848
00:41:17,524 --> 00:41:18,676
Oh!
849
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:20,722
(Liz kissing)
850
00:41:20,788 --> 00:41:22,007
- And my cheek.
851
00:41:22,073 --> 00:41:23,520
- (gasping) Your cheek!
852
00:41:23,586 --> 00:41:24,858
(Liz kissing)
And my neck.
853
00:41:24,924 --> 00:41:26,214
- (gasping) Your neck!
854
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,060
(Liz kissing)
- Not the neck, not the neck.
855
00:41:28,126 --> 00:41:28,940
Not the neck.
856
00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:30,076
Bobby was wrong, Bobby was wrong.
857
00:41:30,142 --> 00:41:32,227
- Bianca likes to kiss your neck.
858
00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:34,093
- Narnia doesn't like the neck.
859
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:35,759
- Oh.
Okay.
860
00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:38,046
(gasping) I know, let's pull your hair.
861
00:41:38,112 --> 00:41:40,188
- Yes, I like this.
862
00:41:40,254 --> 00:41:42,301
- Cross, criss cross applesauce.
863
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,890
- Okay, criss cross.
864
00:41:43,956 --> 00:41:45,491
My mama told me this.
865
00:41:45,557 --> 00:41:46,610
- Your mother?
866
00:41:46,676 --> 00:41:49,343
(both laughing)
867
00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:57,448
- You know, I'm so sick
and tired of both of them.
868
00:41:57,514 --> 00:42:00,260
Now they're bitching all
the time about bad sex.
869
00:42:00,326 --> 00:42:01,159
- Oh man.
870
00:42:02,326 --> 00:42:04,863
How about if we break 'em up?
871
00:42:04,929 --> 00:42:05,794
- That's a good idea.
872
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:08,340
Let's do that.
- Yeah, let's do that.
873
00:42:08,406 --> 00:42:10,205
You know how about if we?
874
00:42:10,271 --> 00:42:12,558
- Thank you so much for
inviting us here, Bobby.
875
00:42:12,624 --> 00:42:13,714
- Sure, you're welcome.
876
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:16,915
- And thank you for setting us up.
877
00:42:16,981 --> 00:42:18,156
- You're welcome too.
878
00:42:18,222 --> 00:42:19,271
- Cheers to that.
879
00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,167
- Cheers to that.
880
00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:21,903
(glass clinking)
- Cheers.
881
00:42:21,969 --> 00:42:23,569
- Bartender, can I have another.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
882
00:42:23,635 --> 00:42:25,235
- Dude.
- There you go. You all right there, pal?
883
00:42:25,301 --> 00:42:27,555
- I think so.
- [Bartender] Okay.
884
00:42:27,621 --> 00:42:28,894
- There you go.
885
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,117
- [Bartender] This is
the last one though, bud.
886
00:42:31,183 --> 00:42:32,794
(Liz chuckling)
- Cheers.
887
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,298
- Cheers.
(glass clinking)
888
00:42:34,364 --> 00:42:35,197
- Salute.
889
00:42:37,677 --> 00:42:40,275
Okay, excuse me, I need
to use the restroom.
890
00:42:40,341 --> 00:42:41,765
- All right.
- I'll be right back.
891
00:42:41,831 --> 00:42:43,935
Pardon me.
- I'll be right here.
892
00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:45,870
- Can you bring me a new one?
893
00:42:45,936 --> 00:42:47,378
- [Bartender] Yeah sure, you
want to stick with Hefeweizen
894
00:42:47,444 --> 00:42:48,439
or try something different?
895
00:42:48,505 --> 00:42:49,397
- Hi.
- No, no,
896
00:42:49,463 --> 00:42:51,263
I'll stick with that.
- I've been checking you out.
897
00:42:51,329 --> 00:42:52,386
You're gorgeous.
- Shots?
898
00:42:52,452 --> 00:42:54,052
- Thank you. - No, no.
- Call me. (Bobby laughing)
899
00:42:54,118 --> 00:42:55,349
- Shots yesterday.
- No shots tonight, no.
900
00:42:55,415 --> 00:42:56,308
- Call me.
901
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:57,392
- I still feel them.
902
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,246
- [Bartender] Yeah.
I mean, you did like 12 last night.
903
00:42:59,312 --> 00:43:00,903
- Right, right, yeah.
904
00:43:00,969 --> 00:43:02,197
No, I'll stick to the beer.
905
00:43:02,263 --> 00:43:03,142
- Okay.
- But bring me a new one.
906
00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,934
(light music)
907
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,185
- Excuse me, excuse me.
908
00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:09,952
What the hell just happened?
909
00:43:10,018 --> 00:43:11,322
- What are you talking about?
- This is my girlfriend
910
00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:12,255
over here.
- Sorry.
911
00:43:12,321 --> 00:43:13,154
- Okay?
912
00:43:14,017 --> 00:43:15,481
What did you just, were
you flirting with her?
913
00:43:15,547 --> 00:43:16,554
Is that what it was?
914
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,940
- I can't believe this.
915
00:43:18,006 --> 00:43:19,636
- You can't, I can't believe this.
916
00:43:19,702 --> 00:43:21,095
- Oh my God, it was nothing!
917
00:43:21,161 --> 00:43:22,967
- You let a stranger - Nothing
happened! Give her your phone number?
918
00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:24,335
- Nothing happened!
- No!
919
00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,470
No!
(both clamoring)
920
00:43:26,536 --> 00:43:28,339
Stop it! - What?
- What?
921
00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:29,808
- I can't take that anymore!
922
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:31,919
You're fighting all the time!
923
00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:34,477
I don't want to be part of that anymore,
924
00:43:34,543 --> 00:43:38,710
so just don't call me, I'm
sick and tired of that.
925
00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:43,888
So, don't call me until
you get your shit together.
926
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:47,025
I don't want to be your
friend anymore, I'm leaving.
927
00:43:47,091 --> 00:43:48,757
- What?
Bobby?
928
00:43:50,988 --> 00:43:52,411
You see what you did?
929
00:43:52,477 --> 00:43:53,463
- What I did?
930
00:43:53,529 --> 00:43:56,603
What I did?
- Yeah, you overreact about every single bloody thing.
931
00:43:56,669 --> 00:43:57,906
Nothing happened.
932
00:43:57,972 --> 00:43:59,964
- You're the one taking
a phone number from that
933
00:44:00,030 --> 00:44:02,621
yellow piece of paper.
- Nothing happened.
934
00:44:02,687 --> 00:44:05,152
Yeah, are you?
- I didn't take the bloody number, okay?
935
00:44:05,218 --> 00:44:06,134
- Seriously.
- I did not.
936
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,288
- I saw you take it.
- Take the number.
937
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:09,998
- I saw you take it.
938
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,927
I was coming from the
bathroom and I saw you
939
00:44:11,993 --> 00:44:13,791
taking the number.
- Ladies, ladies, please ladies.
940
00:44:13,857 --> 00:44:16,105
- What?
- Check it out.
941
00:44:16,171 --> 00:44:18,254
She didn't take the
number, she crumpled it up
942
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,030
and it dropped it on the floor.
943
00:44:20,096 --> 00:44:22,419
Trust me, look it's still
on the floor right now.
944
00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:25,654
(light music)
945
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,553
- Right here, darling.
946
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520
You love me.
947
00:44:35,972 --> 00:44:37,564
(Liz giggling)
948
00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:39,047
- I'm sorry baby.
949
00:44:40,397 --> 00:44:42,714
- I love it when you get angry like that.
950
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,067
It turns me on (laughing).
951
00:44:45,133 --> 00:44:47,300
- Oh, what are you saying?
952
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,833
- Let's get out of here.
953
00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:52,208
- Let's do it.
(both laughing)
954
00:44:52,274 --> 00:44:53,107
Excuse me.
955
00:44:56,347 --> 00:44:58,203
(soft music)
956
00:44:58,269 --> 00:45:00,143
- So Lindsay, how was school today?
957
00:45:00,209 --> 00:45:01,030
- It was good.
958
00:45:01,096 --> 00:45:03,500
In history we learned about
the Revolutionary War.
959
00:45:03,566 --> 00:45:07,483
The first shots were
fired on April 19th, 1775,
960
00:45:09,382 --> 00:45:10,532
in Lexington, Mass.
961
00:45:10,598 --> 00:45:12,345
- Hmm, I didn't know that.
962
00:45:12,411 --> 00:45:13,548
- Yeah.
963
00:45:13,614 --> 00:45:16,348
In home economics, we finished
our knitting projects.
964
00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,145
I made you a scarf, because
I noticed you've been wearing
965
00:45:18,211 --> 00:45:19,585
a lot of wool lately.
966
00:45:19,651 --> 00:45:21,388
- Thank you sweetie.
967
00:45:21,454 --> 00:45:22,389
- Sure thing.
968
00:45:22,455 --> 00:45:25,005
And then after home economics,
we went to health class
969
00:45:25,071 --> 00:45:26,408
and we learned that some plastics
970
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,354
and sex products can be bad for you.
971
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,148
I asked about your dildo
972
00:45:31,214 --> 00:45:33,949
and she said that over time
it could give you a rash
973
00:45:34,015 --> 00:45:35,055
on your labia.
974
00:45:35,121 --> 00:45:39,371
So I suggest getting an
FDA-approved one next time.
975
00:45:40,982 --> 00:45:41,815
Mm hm.
976
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:47,861
Can I go play with the ducks?
977
00:45:47,927 --> 00:45:51,094
- Yes, you can go play with the ducks.
978
00:45:51,932 --> 00:45:53,487
(both laughing)
979
00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:54,386
Oh my God.
980
00:45:56,974 --> 00:45:58,714
- I bet you she was in
front of the whole class
981
00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:02,348
saying my mom and her
girlfriend had this dildo.
982
00:46:02,414 --> 00:46:05,099
- They have this pink one and
they also have this black one.
983
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:08,066
(Liz laughing)
984
00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:10,549
(soft music)
985
00:46:15,765 --> 00:46:18,515
(ducks quacking)
986
00:46:20,192 --> 00:46:22,859
(both laughing)
987
00:46:28,656 --> 00:46:30,552
The moms are gonna love you.
988
00:46:30,618 --> 00:46:35,204
They're gonna come home and say
mom, do you have a pink one?
989
00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:37,691
- Is that embarrassing, or is that cool?
990
00:46:37,757 --> 00:46:39,194
I don't know anymore.
991
00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:40,570
- It's cool, that's cool.
992
00:46:40,636 --> 00:46:42,074
- Cool.
- It's cool.
993
00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:43,911
- Can you imagine?
994
00:46:43,977 --> 00:46:45,386
How are the others parents going to think,
995
00:46:45,452 --> 00:46:46,754
what are they gonna think?
996
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,483
- They're gonna love you.
997
00:46:48,549 --> 00:46:50,716
- I don't know about that.
998
00:46:54,373 --> 00:46:56,322
- I've been thinking.
999
00:46:56,388 --> 00:46:59,062
- What have you been thinking?
1000
00:46:59,128 --> 00:47:01,628
- I've been thinking of three.
1001
00:47:02,825 --> 00:47:05,992
- I've been thinking about three, too!
1002
00:47:07,309 --> 00:47:10,742
- I mean just adding the
third one to the mix, and.
1003
00:47:10,808 --> 00:47:13,391
- Yes, different dynamic right?
1004
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:15,293
Yeah.
1005
00:47:16,419 --> 00:47:17,718
We need to cum.
1006
00:47:17,784 --> 00:47:20,368
- [Liz] We do.
(ducks quacking)
1007
00:47:20,434 --> 00:47:21,515
- Can we go?
1008
00:47:21,581 --> 00:47:24,248
(both laughing)
1009
00:47:30,537 --> 00:47:33,120
(both panting)
1010
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,812
(both groaning)
1011
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:42,526
- Yeah (farting)!
1012
00:47:42,592 --> 00:47:43,976
- [Both] Ugh.
1013
00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:46,792
(both screaming)
1014
00:47:48,058 --> 00:47:50,641
(both sighing)
1015
00:47:52,389 --> 00:47:54,306
- How was that, ladies?
1016
00:47:55,797 --> 00:47:58,714
It was great.
- Oh, it was perfect.
1017
00:47:59,978 --> 00:48:02,811
- That'll be three sessions worth.
1018
00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:06,050
- Okay.
- Okay.
1019
00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:08,323
Each.
1020
00:48:10,283 --> 00:48:11,116
Bye bye.
1021
00:48:13,887 --> 00:48:16,803
- What?
- I can't afford that.
1022
00:48:16,869 --> 00:48:18,112
- And I miss Bobby.
1023
00:48:18,178 --> 00:48:19,261
- Oh, me too.
1024
00:48:22,810 --> 00:48:23,643
- Friends?
1025
00:48:24,492 --> 00:48:25,490
- Friends.
1026
00:48:25,556 --> 00:48:28,223
(bright music)
1027
00:48:29,668 --> 00:48:32,349
- Did you guys hear that the
sex therapist got arrested
1028
00:48:32,415 --> 00:48:35,169
because she shoved somebody
out the door so hard
1029
00:48:35,235 --> 00:48:38,587
that he fell and broke three bones?
1030
00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:40,485
- Really?
- Yeah.
1031
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:41,656
- You know that's strange,
1032
00:48:41,722 --> 00:48:45,552
I heard that she made a
special potion for somebody
1033
00:48:45,618 --> 00:48:48,821
that couldn't uphold their limpness.
1034
00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:51,868
So whatever happened,
the balls got inverted
1035
00:48:51,934 --> 00:48:53,565
and the guy committed suicide.
1036
00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:54,464
- What?
1037
00:48:55,588 --> 00:48:59,014
(Jane laughing)
1038
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,532
- Hey, um, mom, can I get some money?
1039
00:49:01,598 --> 00:49:04,236
We're gonna go skydiving
and then do some shopping.
1040
00:49:04,302 --> 00:49:05,805
(heavy music)
1041
00:49:05,871 --> 00:49:07,465
Uh, now please?
1042
00:49:07,531 --> 00:49:08,531
- It's okay.
1043
00:49:11,335 --> 00:49:12,684
- Oh my gosh!
1044
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:16,015
I can't believe you just did that!
1045
00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:17,120
One thing!
1046
00:49:17,186 --> 00:49:19,261
One thing! Don't touch my hands!
- I'm sorry, but.
1047
00:49:19,327 --> 00:49:21,177
- You know what?
No!
1048
00:49:21,243 --> 00:49:22,160
Just leave.
1049
00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:24,000
Leave!
1050
00:49:25,805 --> 00:49:27,576
What is it with these people?
1051
00:49:27,642 --> 00:49:31,309
Every time I tell them
don't touch my hands,
1052
00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:33,993
but do they listen?
1053
00:49:34,059 --> 00:49:36,089
No!
They never do!
1054
00:49:37,132 --> 00:49:41,139
You know what, if I don't
like it, I don't like it!
1055
00:49:41,205 --> 00:49:42,038
So done.
1056
00:49:44,276 --> 00:49:45,109
Ugh!
1057
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:49,184
(light music)
1058
00:50:00,103 --> 00:50:02,686
(bright music)
1059
00:51:16,068 --> 00:51:18,901
(dramatic music)
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