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Come on. Let's go. Come on.

Hey, Buddha?

Love you, Lily.

I love you, too, Dad.

Why do I have to get up so early?

Shut up.

This is Ash, leave me a message.

Hey, Ash, it's me, I need to pick you up 15 minutes early,

because I still gotta do some prep before our meeting with Winchester.

Call me back.

Well, I don't think we'll be eating her for breakfast.

Is that me?

Nice. Very Ruben-esque.

Miss Tisdale, Remy's not painting right. The sky is not green.

Oh, well haven't you ever seen a winter sunset on the lake, when the sky turns silver-green?

No.

Well, that's too bad, because it's one of the most beautiful sights you'll ever see.

Right, Remy?

Oh, come on, Ash.

Where are you?

The fact that they're involved in litigation means great clients for us.

I'm persuaded.

No worries, you're fine, they just started about ten minutes ago.

Coffee, Miss Tisdale?

I have your contracts, depositions, profiles and your notes.

Rapture's bringing in huge revenues.

Approved, on your recommendation.

Just make sure they're well vetted.

Sorry, I'm late, I had to pick up-- Ash?

You're already here.

Now that we're all here, can we get started?

Whoo-hoo! Yeah, baby, that's breakfast!

Beautiful.

What are you doing? What? What?

What, you want to play? You want to play?

Get it! Get it!

I can tell you exactly. Page 18, paragraph 42D, yes.

Pursuant to indemnity, purchaser shall place in escrow--

I'm gonna have to call you back, counselor.

I waited for you for 20 minutes.

I took a cab early.

I called. I texted.

I left my phone in the office.

If you'd moved in with me like we talked about, you'd know.

Oh, don't even go there, Ash.

Right after you left, Winchester chewed me out good.

Well, you do look good enough to eat.

Don't let them bully you.

If you're not the predator, you're the prey.

Yeah, easy for you to say. You just made partner.

You're on your way.

Don't be pissed at me.

I remembered your dress.

I asked you to bring the green one.

But I love this one on you, and it's my party.

Well, if you love it so much, then why don't you just wear it?

Winny. Take it easy on my girl.

See you at 7:00?

Wouldn't miss it.

Tisdale, you have to be our face on the merger.

I'd rather have a partner lead, but you have the best rapport with United Textiles.

Of course, I'd be honored, sir.

Familiarize yourself with their share exchange ratios and employee contracts.

My office, noon, we'll work through lunch.

I'll be there. Thank you.

Jeanne?

Rapture Real Estate? Who sent this?

It says, "Call me". Do you want me to call?

Sugar-free? Of course.

Oh, I love you, Jeanne.

That dog never quits.

It's okay.

Miss Tisdale.

Not now, I've gotta be in Winchester's office in two minutes.

It's your sister. She says it's urgent.

Lily? I actually can't talk right now. I'm right in the m--

He's--

Are you joking?

I'm not going.

Sara, he was your dad.

I'm already on thin ice with Winchester, and--

I'll manage him.

He lied to all of us and Mom still thinks he's God's gift.

Sara, come on, come on.

You have to go.

Only if you're by my side.

I can't face them without you.

The firm can't lose us both right now.

United Textile will just have to interface with me.

Sara, my proposal still stands.

You can turn me down as much as you like.

I'm still here.

Call me, okay?

You're so beautiful.

I was walking to the water To wash away some sand

So mud's the walking I think I'll jump on in

Well, tell Winchester that I brought the depositions with me.

I'm totally on top of it. I can work from here.

Jeanne? Jeanne?

Grr, is it still string and tin cans around here?

Dad?

Dad?

Miss? Miss?

Yo, Miss, am I on the right road for the Booker T. Washington memorial?

Oh, I don't-- I don't live here.

Sorry.

I'm Tim Hernandez on your hometown radio station at Smith Mountain Lake.

Lake Radio 880, WSLK, we have a report about a new sighting,

by the Smithee Lake Monster Research Society.

Stay tuned. We'll bring you the details.

I need a highway from home

The road I love the most

I need a highway from home

It's a road they're building It's in the air

On my own

Sara, you came.

You look like crap.

Thanks, Lily. So do you.

Besides, you like snakes.

Yeah, well, you like boys.

Hey, no boy? Where's your swank LA lawyer?

Oh, he had to work.

Huh. Sounds like a putz.

You sound like Dad.

Where's--

Come on.

Mommy?

Thought you'd never get here.

I had to fly into Greensboro, it was a two-hour drive.

Wish you could have come here this summer, I invited you.

I guess you won.

Won?

Whatever cruel game you were playing with your father.

Now you don't have to see him after all.

Mom!

She didn't mean that.

Of course, he didn't know I'd need them.

Need what, Momma?

Keys to the shed. We mow on Monday.

Somebody's gotta mow the grass.

So you can hire a gardener.

Dave Boyers at the bank might know.

About our shed?

No, where those papers were. They're your father's papers.

What papers? His passport? Stocks?

Sara, give her a chance.

This is something that I can handle.

I did go to law school.

You never came back.

Lily, we're gonna need some food for the reception.

Yeah, I'll go to Tinnell's and order it.

No, I can go, I have to pick up some things.

Mom, I've got it.

No!

You've already paid for a plane ticket, a rental car.

Lord knows we'll never see you again.

I also need some ketchup!

I shouldn't have come.

Then why did you?

Because you'd never forgive me if I didn't.

Sara, she won't admit it, but she's--

I have to take this. I'm sorry.

There you are. Have you sent the orders?

Of course.

Also, I need you to do me a favor and move my flight up.

You married, hun?

No.

Boyfriend?

Yes. Dang.

'Cause my grandson's 26, he'd be perfect for you.

These platters will be ready fist thing tomorrow, right?

Okay, I get it, huh?

Uh, just take this receipt to the register.

Sorry, I understand you're very busy, I just--

They're for my dad's funeral. He decided to blow himself up.

Oh, Ray was your daddy, huh?

Sorry.

Anything I can help you with, I'm Vic.

Anything at all you need, you let me know?

Thanks, Vic.

Oh, ketchup.

It's two aisles over yonder.

You wouldn't happen to have any sugar-free Red Bull, would you?

Red what? Uh, you might try the candy aisle.

Mrs. Tinnell?

How can I help you, Jim?

The fliers, for the Wine Festival.

Ainsley-- well, hello there.

Jim McCarren, chairman of the Wine Festival committee.

I'm running for re-election next year.

Uh, I don't live here.

Yes, Ainsley, Ainsley.

Hey, we're gonna miss you at the meeting, Old Vic.

Hey, why it gotta be Old Vic?

Whatever happened to Big Vic?

You got old.

With the platters, that'll be $46.74.

Oh, my god.

Well, just give me $40 then, that's fine.

Oh, no, no, no. It's just, it's so cheap.

In LA, that would be like 200 bucks.

In LA, they should just go to Brad-gelina's house and borrow some ketchup.

Wait, Sara Tisdale? Goodness.

I'm so sorry about Ray.

Thank you.

Sorry, we're huggers around here.

Don't you worry about the platters.

Oh, no, I can't let you do that.

No, no, no, your daddy was a good customer here since before you could walk.

And a good friend.

You tell your momma and Lily that we're thinking of him, okay?

I will, thank you.

Tall paper symbols Under your feet

Your confession box lies out

That would have been nice, Ray.

Shut up and listen one time

Like you've never seen

But you know why

You know why

Don't leave me now

Oh, I knew it, Ray.

Rapture Realty?

Don't leave me now

Don't care any more

We solemnly swear to prove the existence of Smithee,

the ancient creature living in Smith Mountain Lake.

We do.

Sorry I'm late, boys.

Hey, Carl.

Are we ready to do this?

Yes, sir. Let's do it.

Okay, okay.

The Smithee Research Society will hereby come to order.

First order of business, a moment of silence for Ray.

By the way, I ran into Ray's daughter at Tinnell's.

Ooh, you want to marry her.

No, no, no, not Lily, the other one, the attorney from LA.

Oh.

Okay, next order of business.

What did we learn from our last stakeout?

Larry.

No Mallomars.

They melted all over my backpack.

Okay, boys. New business.

The Smithee Research Society now has night vision.

Oh, wow.

It can hide from us no more.

That's very true.

Ooh, Larry, I can see your shakras.

Well, get them off of me.

Hey, you guys see Futterman's show last night?

Of course. Yeah, buddy.

Hey, you know what?

We should get Futterman to come here.

Mark Futterman ain't gonna come to Smith Mountain Lake.

He goes for big name stuff.

Yeah, like that episode on Bigfoot they found in Malaysia?

No, no, Bob, that's stupid, because Bigfoot ain't real.

I know Bigfoot's not real, Carl.

I think Bigfoot killed Kennedy.

Ash? Ash?

Oh, my god, Ash, I can actually almost hear you.

How's it going?

This is way more stressful than I thought it was going to be.

I just-- I wish that you were here.

Ash? Ash?

Oh, this is so cool.

What do you see? What is it?

I think I see Sara.

Hey, are you looking for Smithee or Lily?

What are you doing?

Ow! Hey!

Hey there, Tyler.

It's just the Smithee Research Society. We're on a stakeout.

Ain't gonna find Smithee up there, boys.

Just remember, the water is this way.

Absolutely. Yes, sir.

We did know that. Thank you.

Thank you for protecting and serving.

Have a good night. My mistake.

Ugh, I keep getting disconnected.

Why don't you stop torturing us all and use the house phone?

Because the bill would be astronomical and you won't let me give you money.

Dear Lord, bless this food for our use.

And thank you for bringing Sara back.

Please take good care of Ray.

Amen.

Still dating that Ashland?

Ash, yes.

What is it, three years now?

Since I graduated law school.

And he still hasn't proposed?

Actually he has, twice.

Can't be serious if he won't even come to your father's funeral.

I mean, what kind of a man is that?

Can we not talk about Ash, then?

So, how's work?

Great, actually.

Our biggest client loves me. They want me to be lead chair on a huge merger,

which should help me make partner.

Well, you always were ambitious.

Is that a back-handed compliment?

No, it's just a statement. You're ambitious.

Aren't you the one who always encouraged us

to go out in the world and make something of our lives?

Instead of sitting around with a husband who's always gone,

doing who the hell knows what?

Jesus, Sara.

The only thing I came here to say, I guarantee she won't hear.

Well, you're the lawyer, ever think of the way you're saying it?

Come on, Lily, don't give me grief, too.

I can't handle it from both of you.

All right, then.

Come on, I know what you need.

I made a fool of myself it Didn't seem to matter any way

Whoa, wow.

Nothing's changed, huh?

I know, it's part of its charm.

Hey, Lily. Hey, Irene.

Do you know my sister Sara?

Honey, I heard you were in town.

Really? How'd you know, I just got here?

Hey, I am so sorry to hear about your dad.

You two need anything, it's on me tonight.

Are you back in town to stay?

No, I mean, I'm just here for the funeral.

You are, you are--

Poor Ainsley needs a man.

Every week that girl plays groupie to the band.

Everybody knows her name, huh?

I'd shrivel up and cry.

Now when we were kids, we would have knocked out the lead singer and stole the microphone.

Sara, you can be real proud of your sister.

When my boy Remy first got sick, Lily was my--

Thanks, Irene. Remy's doing real well in class.

My little Picasso.

Well, you two need anything, you just holler.

Anybody here you don't know?

You, for starters, never told me Ash proposed.

There's a storm that's brewing Outside tonight

Well, I don't think Mom and Dad were ever the same after you left.

I think you broke his heart.

He broke mine first.

Is that why you took off?

Hey, people grow up.

They move on, I needed to move on.

Oh, please, if you start singing Circle of Life, I swear I will slap you.

Answer my question.

Dad was everything good about this place.

Getting up early to look for deer and Sunday barbeques,

and even his frickin' BFL.

You're the one who started calling Smithee the BFL.

Yeah, well, I learned I can't trust any of that.

He was cheatin' on Mom.

You're full of crap.

With someone named Betty.

Serious, stop.

Found the letters in the attic. Dad is gone!

You better figure out if you're gonna be poison around here or a cure.

Find your own way home.

Lily, wait, Lils!

Lils, Lils--

Hmm, think I might need a ride home, Irene.

Honey, I gotta be here until 2:00.

I could take her.

Thanks, hun, but we need someone who knows his way around.

I have the perfect solution.

Tyler Humphries?

Hey, Sara.

You look great.

You look... different.

Yup, got contacts.

Tyler, you think Sara can bum a ride home with you?

Yeah, sure.

Anything I can do to help.

Keep the change, Irene.

I was sorry to hear about your dad.

We used to go fishing together all the time.

Thanks.

Hear that?

We get the Horned owl this time of year.

Oh, well, thanks for the ride.

Will I see you again?

Tomorrow.

The funeral.

Oh... yeah.

Okay, good night.

Good night.

Mom, why don't you go to bed?

I'm just gonna sit here for a bit.

Bed's so big for one person.

Your dad proposed to me on a Friday.

Gave me a single pink rose.

Knew I loved roses, but he couldn't afford a whole dozen.

Every Friday for 34 years...

no matter where he was, he made sure I got my rose.

We're here today to celebrate a life, to pay our final respects to our friend...

our husband, our father, Ray Tisdale.

Ray loved this lake.

Ray and I spoke many times about his belief that appreciating the majesty of this lake...

was for him, giving glory to God. You know Ray did not--

Who's that bawling back there?

I don't know, I feel like my head's going to explode.

Figures I finally get service.

Sorry, Ash.

This is where Ray wanted us, the people he loved to gather.

And so we bid Ray farewell,

evoking the spirit of his Saxon forbearers.

I've changed my mind.

Uh, listen, it's what he wanted, Vivian, you know?

I know, but given the circumstances of his death,

I'm sure you would agree that this is not appropriate.

Valerie, this lake was a big part of Ray.

And now he's gonna become part of it.

Ray did want us to celebrate, Vivian.

I know, you're right.

You must be tickled pink, Ray.

He's not in there, is he?

I don't know.

Smoke on the water A fire in disguise

Smoke on the water

Did you know something, though?

I wish I would have brought a flask of shine, just to stick right in this coffee.

Hi, honey, how you doing?

I don't think he'd mind if we were having a good time.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

You want a muffin, Vic?

Thank you very much. Sure.

Carl?

You holding up all right, sweet pea?

My deepest condolences.

Thank you.

Have you seen Sara?

Yeah, she's out on the deck.

Want to pay my respects.

Thank you.

That's the only way to send a guy like your dad out.

Oh, Tyler, hey.

I didn't see you at the service.

My boat that put out the fire.

He was a great man.

Taught me a lot while I was in prison.

I'm out on work release now.

I'm kidding.

I run marine patrol.

Oh.

Now you seem underwhelmed.

Of course, my gigolo business does pretty well.

Summer renters mostly, elderly and lonely.

But horny. Stop it.

They're saggy and gassy. Gross.

You are evil.

Hey, Sara, years back, when you... took off--

Yeah, I gotta take off now.

Out already?

Anything I can do.

No, it's been great seeing you, but my flight takes off in a few hours.

Sara! Sara!

You can't leave.

I have a huge case.

You can't abandon me with this.

Come on, Lily, give me those keys.

Can't you think about someone other than yourself for one minute!

Damn it, Lily. I have to go.

Fine, just run away again.

You're mad at Dad, so I lose a sister.

That's not fair.

Fair? You're gonna go back to your LA life and your cush job?

I'm stuck here taking care of Mom.

Whatever he did, just don't take it out on us.

Help me!

Thank god for the old moonshine.

Thank you, girls, for humoring your old mother.

I just got tired of cleaning up.

Yeah, right, little Lily here.

You're drunk enough for all of us.

Hair of the dog, baby.

I got only two days to get in shape for the festival.

He's gone. He loved you girls so much.

Freshman year, I got a message from dorm security that I had a whole bunch of flowers.

And I got all excited, like, ooh, who are these from?

They were from Dad, of course.

You didn't thank him.

That hurt him.

It's not that simple, it's-- Dad was--

There were things about him you didn't know.

Did you know this was his dream?

He wanted to raise his sons, hunting and fishing.

And then you two girls came along.

Think there's a thunderstorm coming.

Oh, I miss those in LA.

I think we best go back inside.

Here, I'll get it.

The thing is, it's a dry heat.

Huh?

Arizona, that's what they say. It's a dry heat.

And I think it'll go quickly.

What'll go?

The house.

You're gonna burn the house down?

No, this could be a tear down.

What?

They buy 'em and tear 'em down.

I know what a tear down is, but I don't want our house to be one.

Then I need $117,000.

So, if you don't have that kind of money laying around.

I think condo is very reasonable.

What condo? What condo?

Rancho del Monte.

Now I liked it right off, because I used to use their tomato paste.

Not too acidy.

You can't sell this house.

What am I gonna do rattling around here all by myself?

Hello, I still live here.

Oh, honey, you've just made it quite clear that you need to go off to art school.

Am I the only one who doesn't get to leave this place?

This is crazy.

Sara, don't you make me wait to see you again.

Arizona's right next to California last time I checked.

What are we gonna do? She already gotten an agent.

Dad!

I didn't think you'd have the guts to face me.

Remember when you were little and you tried to row this boat

all the way across the lake by yourself?

You had to rescue me.

You were only seven and you already knew you could do anything.

Of course, you were too small to use the oars,

but the wind was blowing.

Before we could figure out where you'd gone,

you were 300, 400 yards out.

That scared the living daylights out of me.

I jumped in the water, swam out there, and you were having a grand, old time

watching me splash around, trying to climb into the boat.

It wasn't so grand when we capsized.

That's true.

I thought Smithee'd get us.

You had to put me on your back and swim me to shore.

You squeezed me for like 15 minutes.

It's good to see you, sunshine.

Yeah, how am I--

Seeing me? Yeah.

How cool is this?

What the hell happened?

It was an accident, and trust me, nobody tries to have an accident like that.

I even lost my damn hat.

I'm hungry.

I used to love to eat.

Mm-hm, always with your mouth wide open.

You all hated that, didn't you?

My three sophisticated ladies on the lake.

Three, huh?

Is that all?

No other special lady at your funeral?

You're not gonna let that go, are you?

What about Mom?

All those years that you lied to her.

Like a rose every Friday makes up the difference.

Well, sunshine, I can see you're no romantic.

I want to go home. Take me back.

Ow, hey.

The Willards, they brought you pancakes with chocolate chips and peanut butter.

Oh, Mom, I can't eat that.

But it's your favorite.

Yeah, when I was like eight.

New painting technique?

It helps me organize my mind, so I can be open to give to the universe.

So what are you painting?

Nice, very minimalist.

Hah-hah.

It was for Dad.

He wanted me to capture this view of the lake.

My first and only commission.

I kept putting him off and putting him off,

and, well, there's no hurry now.

Lily, this is who you are.

I know who I am.

I'm a small town art teacher who paints cities she'll never visit.

I never even made it to Chicago.

I should have burned my portfolio when I had the chance.

What?

I got the gas can from the shed and Dad stopped me.

He said it'd be a shame to waste the canvases,

so we took them down to the church's joyous junk sale.

I guess they got what they deserved, all painted over by amateurs.

I thought you liked being a teacher?

I do, I love the kids, but--

Watching ten-year-olds drawing robots and me.

And me as a robot, it's not exactly how I pictured my life, you know?

Oh, I'm all in my head.

I've gotta just get my Kundalini flowing and open up my heart shakra.

Under heaven, all can see beauty, only because there is ugliness.

If you ever quit teaching, you could start writing fortune cookies.

You will soon be leaning over a bar with several old friends.

In bed.

Hello.

Is this Carl Burger?

Speaking.

You sent me 68 e-mails.

This is Mark Futterman with Exploratory Channel.

Mark Futterman?

Oh my god, sir, we love you!

Well, we're in scramble mode, because of a cancellation.

But I'd like to bring a crew out there and do an episode on Smithee.

For real? That would be awesome!

Why didn't you tell me, Ray?

We don't have the money to pay these people.

You promised we were gonna grow old here together.

And now you've just left me here alone.

Darling, after 34 years together, does it feel like you're alone?

No.

No, maybe that's the problem. You're everywhere.

Our books, our bed...

You even built the shed.

You were always my home. This was the girls' home.

If you're leaving, because you think you have to, well, the girls can help.

The girls.

Lily feels stuck here, taking care of me.

And Sara just wants to take the first plane out of here.

Mom?

Mom, why are you selling the house?

I don't have a choice.

Rapture Real Estate, why do I know that name?

Apparently they have the deeds to the house.

You have two weeks to pay or you're gonna have to be evicted.

Mom, this letter is dated ten days ago.

Why didn't you come to me with this earlier?

I didn't know about it.

But I thought that Dad paid off the mortgage when we were kids?

One day Ray comes in, he just says go for it, darling.

Build the kitchen of your dreams.

So, we refinanced.

Yeah, Dave Boyers down at the bank.

I never heard word one about these Rapture people.

If I don't sell the house and pay these people,

I'm gonna end up with nothing.

Mom, I'm gonna figure this out.

Hello. Jeanne!

Sara, where the heck are you?

United Textiles rep will be here in an hour.

Oh, I tried to call you, but I don't have any cell phone service.

I missed my flight.

Okay, look, let me see how quickly I can re-book.

I'm actually not coming back right now.

Winchester is on a rampage. He needs you at the briefing.

Ash can cover for me.

Look, there was a card on my desk that said Rapture Real Estate.

Give me those details as soon as you can, okay?

Okay.

Thank you, Jeanne, you're the best.

Oh, Dad.

How am I supposed to find anything in this?

The She-Doos are still here.

I wonder what they wanted out of life when they were my age?

How does Rapture fit in?

These guys are all over the lake.

Sara, here's one more probate file.

Oh, thank you so much.

Great blouse, my favorite color.

Thank you.

Sara.

Oh, Tyler.

What are you doing here? Thought you left town?

I'm trying to establish chain of title for my dad's estate.

You seem stressed.

You wanna grab some lunch?

I have a boyfriend.

Yeah, well, he'll have to buy his own.

Let me drop off my dock permit, give me two seconds.

Don't go anywhere.

So why in the world are you doing marine patrol here at Smith Mountain Lake?

Well, I love issuing fishing citations.

But the bullhorn, that was a real sell.

Seriously?

There's something magic about this lake.

Don't want to be anywhere else.

Now you said you'd never leave.

And then, just as we were about to get serious--

You went off to school.

Well, I wrote. I called.

I needed a change of pace.

I have a confession to make.

Saw you the other night trying to throw yourself off the dock.

Trying to get frickin' cell phone reception.

Well, you gave quite a show to some locals, looking out for the BFL.

Hey, they deserve to see something at least.

That's the Sara I remember.

Y'all know what you'd like?

Ah, yeah, I will have pulled pork sandwich, ice tea and some onion rings, please.

For you, hun?

Uh, side salad and water with lemon, bottled.

All right.

So how's your mom? Holding up?

She wants to... sell the house and move to Arizona.

Well, it is a dry heat out there.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

There you go.

I'm sorry, I have to go.

Well, now I know how you stay so slim. You don't eat a damn thing.

Let me make you dinner some time.

Tyler, I'm just here to settle my father's estate.

Larry.

Nice to meet you, Larry.

Russell, with an L.

With an L, duly noted.

Hey, I'm Bob. Can I get your autograph?

I'll make sure that happens.

Say, um, Mr. Futterman, if I may.

Why is it that you sound so different in real life than you do on the TV?

For the show, I like to use the dialects,

so that viewers actually think it's one of they own telling them a story. You understand?

It's Hollywood.

So, look, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna flush out some interviews.

Mixed with some actors, some CGI--

For example, if you hit Enter on the computer,

you're gonna see footage of the project we did in Cressy.

We shot it up in Newfoundland.

And as you can see from the footage, we got tons of monsters on green screen.

We can augment that with shots of your lake and put the creature anywhere we want.

How do you know what he looks like?

Doesn't matter what he looks like.

We're not gonna get any footage of the creature, come on.

That's why we do re-enactments.

Come on, fellas, it's not radio, we gotta show them something visual.

Okay.

Say, me and the boys are gonna go get a drink down the road.

Would you like to join us?

No.

No, I'll skip that. Yeah.

I don't remember the last time I had this much to drink.

I love Jack Daniels. It always feels a little zesty.

Guess what? I had lunch today with Tyler.

Oh, you bad girl, how did that go?

No, no, no, I found Betty. What?

She's a waitress in town.

Oh, yeah, how are you so sure she really exists?

Because I have the letters, I can show them to--

I don't believe it.

This lake, this life, it's not an illusion or delusion.

Listen to you.

You talk about how this place traps you, why don't you come out to LA with me?

Oh, yeah, that'd be great. I'll leave Mom now. That's nice.

Oh, man, how long are you gonna use Mom as an excuse?

Okay, class, let's get our Kundalinis flowing in our shakras.

And I don't have to risk taking a real critic.

Take that back!

Oh, Carl, I'm so sorry.

That's okay, beer has spilled on this shirt before.

And will again. Like that, maybe.

Gee, thanks, Vic, this was yours.

Hey, Carl, heard you guys met a big movie star today.

We sure did, Mr. Mark Futterman from Exploratory.

He's doing an exposé on Smithee.

For real? For real.

Say, listen, you mind if I bring him around?

Yeah, like show him where the legend began.

Sure, my dad would be so proud.

Cheers, guys! Cheers!

Bye!

That was so nice of him to give us a ride.

I know, some guys.

Oh, god. You're almost there.

I forgot about the stairs.

This is why I've never joined a gym.

So, uh, must be weird coming here after your glamorous city living, huh?

Does he take you to parties all the time?

He, who?

He, who? Lawyer boy. Is he the one?

The one? I don't know.

Ash is a-- he should be, but you know?

He's such a lawyer.

Why are you with him then?

Uh-oh.

Ash is smart, funny and--

Ooh, wow. I got it.

Oh, stars. We never see those in LA.

I'm sorry about what I said earlier.

I didn't mean it.

Well, it's true.

I'm a medium fish in a small, small pond.

Well, a lake, really, and I'm safe.

Safe and boring.

Oh, one thing you will never be is boring.

In bed.

Thank you for seeing me so early, Mr. Boyers.

As you know, my father refinanced with this bank,

but the chain of titles says that Rapture holds the papers to the house.

Your father came to see me three years ago.

He wanted to use some equity to pay for some upgrades.

A gift to Vivian.

So he re-mortgaged?

This area got hit very hard by the recession.

Everybody was over-leveraged.

A lot of people were missing payments.

Rapture... well...

Rapture claimed they would treat this community like family.

So we sold a group of loans at an acceptable loss.

As mortgage-backed securities.

And now they're calling these loans.

As they have the right to do so.

My mother doesn't have that kind of money.

They're forcing her into short sale.

Sara, I'm sorry, I can't make them live up to their word.

If there's anything I can do, I'd gladly repair this if I could.

Thank you.

Oh, good morning.

I got the idea to tell some folks that you were looking into Rapture Real Estate.

Hey, Sara, I was just telling your mom

that for us it started when Dale's foot injury forced him to leave the state police.

The bills were just piling up, Mr. Boyers couldn't help us any.

Too risky.

Then Rapture just swooped in and offered us a way out.

Same thing with the bar.

I couldn't work, because always at the hospital with Remy, you know?

I had to take out a second mortgage to help pay for the radiation therapy.

These people came to us like they was guardian angels.

Rapture ain't no angel.

More like Raptor Real Estate.

How'd you find these guys?

They put fliers on the hospital bulletin board.

Didn't strike me at the time how sick that is.

Fella came by the electronic shop.

If something doesn't change soon, I'm gonna have to sell.

Just like you, Vivian.

That's a lot of complaints in one year.

Thanks for calling me back.

Sure thing, Sara but I gotta tell you, we've looked into Rapture before, hun.

Never had enough to build a case.

They're clearly trying to manipulate the market.

Good luck to you, honey. That's gonna be tough to prove.

At least let me bring you what I found.

All right, I can give you ten minutes tomorrow at 5:00.

I'll be there.

Hey, baby.

How's it going up there on the mountain?

Been kidnapped by the McCoy clan yet?

Don't say that.

You're always knocking those hillbillies.

They're my family.

People around here, they wave to you when you drive by them.

They'll do anything that you ask them to do.

You really should see it.

Next time, baby. We're totally swamped on this merger.

When you get back, we'll do it up.

Yamashiro, that Halibut Carpaccio you love?

That's the one you love.

Then we'll go to a place you like, okay?

Just hurry up and get back here.

I have to deal with Rapture Real Estate first.

Finally.

I didn't want you to mix business with personal, but--

Yeah, they have so-called clients all over the lake.

They buy failing loans off the bank, jack up the interest,

and then force people into short sales.

Where I'm convinced that I can press criminal charges.

I'm going to meet with the DA and--

Ash, are you there?

Sara, I'm here. What do you mean, criminal charges?

Are you there?

Sara! Damn!

Folks, I am here in the town of Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia.

Now, Carl, you say there's an entire town under this lake.

Bunch of houses anyway, Mark Futterman.

Cemeteries, too.

Some folks didn't believe the water level would get as high as it was marked.

Ended up having to leave everything behind.

Carl Burger heads up a local group, the Smithee Research Society.

In search of a giant plesiosaur known as Smithee.

Now Carl, what can you tell me about the beast?

Okay, first of all, calm down, relax. We're gonna cut it there. We'll make this work.

Okay.

When I ask you this question, just relax, okay?

Your note would be, more good, less suck.

Don't be nervous, don't stare at the camera.

Don't stare at me, and stop saying my last name. It makes you sound ridiculous.

Yes, sir. All right, you good?

So, Carl, what can you tell me about the beast?

Well, Mark Futterman, Smithee was the name that the old fisherman gave him.

It was our friend Ray. He named him Smithee.

We believe he may be hundreds of years old and weigh over two tons.

Sounds like my mother-in-law.

Cut that part out, obviously.

Lily?

Up here!

Nice job tearing down that sign, it--

What's going on?

He told me he took these to the junk sale.

I can't believe you were going to burn these.

Crazy.

Oh, what is this?

This is great.

Keep it.

What were you saying about being open to the gifts of the universe?

Hello!

Yeah, well, thanks.

Let's go figure out how to save the house.

You coming?

In a sec. Okay.

Why'd you tell me that story before?

Well, maybe it was to remind you of a girl who wasn't afraid of anything.

I went to LA by myself. Exactly.

By yourself.

Now you're tethered to some man who'll do anything he can

to keep you away from all the people you really care about.

That's just speculation.

Well, excuse me, your honor.

Everybody's got their secrets. You should know that.

What do you mean by that?

Betty.

She is one big step down from Mom.

What did she offer you anyway, Dad? Two-for-one specials?

I have the letters.

You were a teenager, Sara.

If it hadn't been the letters, it'd have been something else that made you upset.

Take me back. Now.

You're way off base.

I know that you wrote those letters.

Yes, I did, I wrote those letters, every one of them.

When you think you got everything figured out,

you might want to just look a little deeper.

Look a little deeper.

One night!

Can't I just get one night's sleep?

Hello, y'all here to see the house?

Oh, are you selling?

Moving to Arizona. Oh, dear.

Well, it is a dry heat.

I'm so sorry to hear about your husband.

I'm Dottie Price, I own the gift shop at Bridgewater Marina.

I think you know Dee Dee Bondurant.

I hope you won't move.

Ladies, want to come up? Sure.

It's kind of old, but this is what it is.

Oh! You don't want this house! This house is haunted!

Lily Tisdale.

I'm so sorry about that.

We didn't actually come to see the house.

We all wanted to invite you to join the She-Doos.

Oh, I'm not much for jet skis.

We do a lot more than that, all around the lake.

For instance, one thing we're doing is helping with the Wine Festival.

I don't know, I'm--

A lot of us are widows.

I lost Herbie six months after we moved in.

Reaching out is so much better than tucking in.

We'd love, if you could spare the time, to help us set up the art displays at the festival.

That's good, that's good, Ainsley. Thank you, thank you.

So, Mr. McCarren, what is your take on whether or not the serpent actually exists?

Well, as chairman of the Wine Festival committee,

I'm very happy to cooperate in any way I can,

but I really don't know what you want me to say. That's good, Ainsley!

My official position is that Smithee exists.

My private position is that he does not.

However, my public position is that folks here love this sea serpent.

Therefore, so do I.

So, when do we roll?

Oh, we've been rolling.

What? But I--

Well, you can't--

I swear, if you idiots do anything to mess up my wine festival, I'll--

We're done here.

Gotta be kidding me.

No, you said "full" when I left.

Shocker.

Oh, man.

Where is your flare, Dad?

Help!

Oh! Anyone?

I took the red-eye to Virginia.

You, too? What is it with this place?

I have to head off potential litigation.

People here are completely nuts.

24 hours.

Ash, the ink isn't dry on your contract,

so if one of you isn't back in 24 hours, you're both terminated.

I understand, sir, but my GPS isn't working at all.

Hmm, okay.

Was that a llama? Hello? Hello?

Okay, let's keep the chatter down, please and thank you.

Let's do this. Ready?

Okay, we're all set here.

Uh, Carl, you know, I think we got enough of you and the Smithee boys. Yeah.

Oh, okay, you want to hold the boom, or--

Yeah, I think we-- I think we got it from here.

Appreciate the stuff, though. Great stuff. Really. Good stuff.

Great, great, thanks. Excuse me.

Yeah, that's fine, yeah.

I am sitting here with none other than Lily Tisdale.

Now she is the daughter of Ray Tisdale, the original Smithee spotter.

Have you ever seen the monster?

Mm, well, there was this one night where my dad was fishing late,

and my mom started to get scared, and when he finally drug himself in, he was soaking wet,

and he said this huge lizard had capsized the boat.

Smithee. Yeah.

He said it was all like--

Was it now? Mm-hm.

Now you tell me this, what do you think that was?

Oh, that he was drunk and he flipped the boat himself.

Cut it. Cut it.

Tell me you got that.

I got it.

Lily, that was beautiful. That's gonna be very, very wonderful on television.

All right. You're a natural.

Tell you what I'm gonna do. I am going to give you my card.

And if you can think of anything else, don't hesitate to give me a holler.

As a matter of fact, Steve's gonna be spending some time.

He's got the transfer tapes and the sound and technical nonsense,

but I've really got to get back to the motel.

Think you could give me a ride?

Sure.

Producer, huh?

Might bring a chaperone.

Ho, ho, no need.

You were great.

Will you hand that to Steve? Back there.

Mom, can you make sure the neighbor kids get home?

Sara, Sara?

Sara, boat trouble?

Tyler, thank god. I can't get her started.

You have gas?

Oh, I forgot, you like them gassy.

Ha-ha.

Dispatch, we got a newbie here... Newbie? The gauge was broke.

with mysterious disabled boat syndrome. We're gonna tow her in. Roger.

I gotta get to the district attorney's office.

You're not gonna make it. Besides, I just saved your life, you owe me dinner.

Oh, come on.

You know what could have happened out here if I hadn't come along?

Bad sunburn.

Giant radioactive catfish, the BFL, let's go.

Okay, you win, you win.

Watch your head.

Hey. Okay, can you tell me how to get to Scrugg's Road?

Ooh, you know, it'd be easier to take you than to tell you.

Be quicker on the water, you got a boat?

Do I look like I have a boat?

No, son, you look like you have an attitude problem.

Hicks.

Well, I am glad I asked you for a ride. I would have been lost.

Okay, front seat is all yours.

Good.

I like the paint.

Oh? Yeah, I did it myself.

Thanks for letting me be a part of the show, my mom will get a real kick out of it.

Now that's my pleasure.

You seem destined for far greater things.

Thanks.

I'll tell you, would you like to go to my room and have a drink? Would you like that??

I would, but, you know, I'm working on something and I really got--

Focus! You're focused, aren't you? Mm-hm.

I could tell first time I saw you.

Well, I tell you what.

Tomorrow before the stakeout, you give me the inside story on the Smithee nuts,

and you and I, aka the two of us, will go and have dinner.

What do you say to that?

I will--

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

I'm gonna take that as a yes, served on a bed of yes, rinsed down with a cup of yes.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Good night.

You were a terrible chaperone, terrible!

Smells good.

Chilean sea bass, fingerling potatoes.

And some Keswick Viognier.

It's local.

I always thought when they said local, they meant moonshine.

There's about 20 wineries in the region.

Hm, what is all this?

Artifacts, find 'em while I dive. For another book I'm writing.

Another?

Well, technically, I'm on sabbatical from my day job.

I'm a professor at Virginia Tech. My first book's right there.

Knots?

The other one.

Oh, Lake Effects, Infinite Ripples by Dr. Tyler Humphries.

My doctoral thesis, pretentious as hell, yes.

But everybody calls me Tyler.

Oh, I found this.

Thought you'd like it.

That's my favorite color.

Yeah, I remember.

You know what? Save it, I really have to--

Oh, come on. One more drink. Tell you about the ruins.

On the lake?

Oh, oh, it's dangerous.

There's a lot places a diver can get snagged, you know?

Barbed wire fences and tree branches.

The visibility is just piss poor.

Just when you thought you'd seen it all. You gotta look a little deeper.

I mean, it's amazing down there.

There's houses with cans of food lining the pantries.

So we can have clean energy.

And all this.

And that's why you came back.

I was drawn by the people who live here, you know?

What are you doing?

Beautiful night for a swim.

Oh, no, it's not, it's freezing.

Coming?

No.

Oh, I forgot, you're not from here any more, are you?

Newbie.

Hey!

Oh, it's on!

Hey, Tyler?

I have a boyfriend.

I heard that somewhere.

Hello?

Anybody?

Come on, there has to be somebody on one of these boats.

Morning.

Oh, hey, thank god somebody is awake.

My GPS is dead.

I-- is this Smith Mountain paradise?

That's on the other side of the lake.

What are you doing over here?

Don't ask, dude.

I just spent the night waiting for the boys from Deliverance to show up.

Can you tell me how to get there?

Sure, but you'd make better time on the water, you got a boat?

Do I look like--

No. No, I don't.

All right, what you want to do--

You're gonna go about ten--

You know what? Why don't you come inside.

I got some coffee and a map, we'll get you squared away.

Thanks.

All right, we are here and you needed to be here.

Oh.

Hey, you mind if I--

Go ahead.

Uh, Tyler, what is my bra doing--

Sara?

Oh, my god.

What the hell are you doing here?

Me? What are you doing here?

You backward son-of-a-bitch!

Stop it! My boat got towed and I couldn't get home last night!

What are you doing?

Ash, Ash!

Predator, prey!

Wait a minute.

If you're not the predator, you're the prey.

Rapture Real Estate, who sent this?

Rapture's bringing in huge revenues.

You represent Rapture Real Estate.

That's why you came here.

Rapture, I did it for you.

So that you'd have clients in your hometown.

I had no idea they owned your parents' loan.

Now grab your stuff and get in the car.

I'll even forgive you for being with goober boy over here.

You'll forgive me? Go home, Ash.

You owe me. I'm not going home without you.

You've ruined my mom.

How soulless can you be, Ash?

Hunt for those, predator.

What if Futterman doesn't find anything?

What do you mean by that?

I mean, what if he sets up with all those cameras and lights,

and Smithee doesn't show?

You heard him, that's when they bring out the... CSI.

Larry's right, you know what they do on his show.

He's gonna make us look like idiots.

Nobody can make us look like idiots.

Only we can do that.

We gotta make sure he sees something.

Yeah. How?

Guys, I think I've got a plan.

Could have taken him, you know?

Come on, slugger.

Let me buy you breakfast.

I can't.

You gotta eat sometime.

I can't do this.

Hey, hey, look...

Before you run out, again, without telling me why, at least--

At least let me put all my cards on the table.

I love you, Sara.

I've always loved you.

Now if you could see what's in my heart.

It's not you, I'm sorry.

Sara.

Carl is gonna be so surprised.

You know what, you better hurry up and get that thing to the dock.

Let's go.

Futterman, you want Smithee, you got Smithee.

Careful, careful.

Dobie, what is it? What is that?

Irene down at the bar told me Ashton and you had a fight.

You all right? All right?

I just cut my own throat.

To fight Rapture, I'd have to fight my own firm.

I was in line for a partnership.

Now I'll never be able to face Winchester again.

You know how proud I am of all you've accomplished?

I know you didn't want to end up like me.

No, Mom, that's not why I left.

Sara, why don't you just tell me what it is you got to say?

I've--

You think you gotta tread lightly, because I allowed myself to--

to fall into the depths of grieving?

I loved your father with my whole heart.

But I'm not that fragile.

Now I chose this life.

I chose family, community and simplicity and nature

over wealth and power and position and fame.

Now I respect your choices and I know folks in your neck of the woods don't respect mine.

But I expect you to know better.

I taught you to be a straight shooter, rifle or man.

You just take a deep breath, relax...

and squeeze that trigger slowly.

That's how you handle Mr. Winchester.

I am not accustomed to negotiating with my own employees,

but I'm sure we can come to terms, Miss Tisdale.

Persuade me, Mr. Winchester.

I will stipulate that Rapture should have been more rigorously vetted before Ash signed them.

So, how can our client avoid criminal proceedings?

Rapture returns ownership of the house to Vivian Tisdale.

Done.

And will pay six months of her mortgage to the bank for time and suffering.

Done.

The same goes for Tinnell's Market, Gianpell's Boat

and 14 other owners, I'll forward a list.

Agreed, anything else?

Your client is through with Smith Mountain Lake.

In fact, in the entire Commonwealth of Virginia.

In exchange, you will not pursue any criminal action against Rapture,

for any infractions or tortious activity,

nor will you involve any third party.

Mm-hm.

Deal.

You're a good lawyer, Sara.

Your values are your strength.

Now get the hell back here.

What about Ash?

That person no longer works at this firm.

We did it.

It's finished.

Oh, Dad would have loved that, Lils.

My fellow citizens, we have dozens of Virginia's finest vintages on tap.

Well, not on tap, of course, that's beer. I mean decanted.

No, no, you can't decant it. Breathe it!

These are fertile Smithee waters down here.

We're one goodbye From losing this

One tear away From one last kiss

Elizabeth?

Side salad, water with lemon.

Hell, if I had your body, I'd eat like a rodent, too.

So how did you know my father?

Ray was a good friend when not too many other people were around.

How-- how good a friend?

I didn't have the most wholesome reputation,

but it didn't mean I deserved a man like Waylon.

Ray got me out of there. He gave me money for a room.

He even took me to see the doctors.

I never knew that about him.

You were too young to know about such things.

I will always be grateful to your daddy.

Did he ever call you by any kind of nickname?

No.

Some folks here call me Liza, but I hate it.

I prefer Elizabeth.

Elizabeth. Mm-hm, then who is Betty?

Betty? Hm?

Hey, come on down to the lake.

The Exploratory guys are gonna interview for TV.

Come on!

We often pick up some motion right around here.

Of course, we don't have the fancy equipment y'all have.

Yeah, of course you don't. No.

Hey, Carl.

Mi gusta, baby, mi gusta.

Ready? Okay.

All right, you know what?

Let's get a countdown for five, get it rolling.

In five, four, three, two...

I'm standing here with Carl on the shore of Smith Mountain Lake.

The package is in play. Repeat, the package is--

Cut it, cut it. Do you hear that? What is that?

Excuse me!

Yes, thank you! We're rolling sound here.

Hey! Come on! Everybody just pipe down!

Hit it again, hit it again. Sorry about that.

It's fine, it's fine. It's okay, here we go.

And we're rolling.

I am here with Carl, on the shore of Smith Mountain Lake,

to get a look at a sea monster they think lives beneath the water.

Futterman is gonna love this.

Where is that music coming from? Do you see that?

Ladies and gentlemen, keep your eyes on the horizon.

This is the first modern documented sighting of a lake monster.

Go back around. Let's get the heck out of here.

I can't. What do you mean, you can't?

You want a push?

It's not turning, like there's something pushing us.

Hello, I would like to introduce you-- excuse me!

Could I have your attention, please? We have Miss Virginia here, for goodness sake!

People, pay no attention to the idiots over there.

Is that a joke? No, sir.

Is that a joke?

Is that our Smithee?

I'm so sorry.

You think that's-- are you trying to make a mockery of Mark Futterman?

Is that what you're doing? I would never think to do that.

It's not stopping!

Stop it! Stop it! We're gonna hit the rocks.

You laughing at me?

No, wait, Mr. Futterman! Please! Smithee is real.

If you'd just let me explain. Please do not go. Crap!

Carl, you should have asked me, you know, I do a really mean Smithee.

You think I knew about this?

Come on, it's made out of scrap metal.

They must have done it out of love.

You're telling me you had nothing to do with that?

No.

Still, though, I'm not gonna throw away an entire friendship

just for one stupid, stupid mistake!

I know what's in their hearts, at least I'll let them explain it.

Oh, Sara, sorry to hear about your father.

Well, sorry for what happened, not sorry to hear about it.

Of course, I heard about it.

Your father's well-connected in this town.

Oh, yes, look, I think Miss Virginia needs your help, Mr. Chairman.

Oh, excuse me, official duty. Yes.

I want to tell you what, it's the last time I answer an unsolicited e-mail.

Can't be all bad, beautiful view, great wine.

You sound like a travel booth.

Free tour, if you're interested.

You want to be destined for bigger things.

Let's go.

Hey, are you married? No.

Engaged? No.

Boyfriend?

No, I don't have a boyfriend.

That's great, because my grandson is 26 and he'd be perfect for you.

Yes, well, are you thirsty?

You're supposed to spit it out.

Why waste perfectly good wine?

Do you know who did this?

That's mine. I did that painting.

It's astonishing.

How much are you asking for it?

Oh, I'm sorry, it's not for sale.

I love how it glitters.

Let me know if you change your mind?

Okay.

I'm opening an art gallery in Bridgewater.

I'd love to commission something like it.

A landscape of my view.

Oh, thank you.

Falling in love And you're the reason why

Stars are falling and so am I

Dottie's gonna set me up with a studio space behind her gallery

and she's got contacts with dealers in DC.

She told me I could go home whenever I wanted.

Oh, Mom, this is painful.

Oh, Lily, you were a beauty.

Oh, yeah. What happened?

Hey!

Jerk.

Just hand me the gear, Mr. DeMille, if you'd be so kind.

Hold your horses.

Hey guys, this is me and Big Vic and we're going fishing.

Hey, Big Vic, what kind of bait we using this morning?

Only the finest quality.

I'm a master baiter.

Honey, that was Vic that said that, not me.

I'm going blind over here!

I don't understand why he left you like that.

I made him go.

A man needs to spend time with his friends and so did I.

He was cheating on you. Sara!

Your entire marriage.

Oh, don't be silly.

Her name is Betty.

Before you girls were born, we both worked in sales at Carrulean.

Ray was on the road all the time.

So?

Well, when he was traveling, we used to write to each other.

He got it in his head to call me Betty.

Bye, Betty Boo.

You're Betty?

Well, didn't you ever wonder why letters addressed to someone else ended up in our attic?

But those letters, they're-- they're filthy.

Uh-huh, I know.

Ew. I'm in the room here.

Gross.

I missed all of your anniversaries.

I missed every--

Oh, ssh.

I thought I'd be a hypocrite.

Oh, honey.

Oh, my girls.

Dad?

How could I believe Betty was real?

Maybe you needed to find your own road.

Didn't you care when I stopped coming home to visit you?

Daddy, when I stopped answering your calls?

Of course, I did.

Maybe you needed to believe that Betty was real, or something like that,

to give you the strength, to give you the fire to venture out in the world.

But I love you more than you'll ever know, darling.

I love you so much.

Well, look at that, you found it.

I've been looking for that thing all over the lake.

You're gonna do just fine, sunshine.

Just fine.

Dad.

Morning.

Good morning, sunshine.

Would you like some French toast?

Sara! Lily!

Duty calls.

Get the roast out of the freezer, I want to cook it tonight.

I never would have guessed.

She looks happy.

There he is! He, who?

I got a date!

Hey, Carl. Hey, Lily.

Wait. Aw.

Have fun in LA LA land.

Oh, whoever that is, I will call them later.

See you soon.

This is gonna be fun!

Can I rekindle this thing

That burns within my heart

We hit the finish line running After one or two false starts

Can I rekindle this thing

that burns within my soul

We hit the finish line running But we made our way back home

Made our way back home

We made our way back home

We made our way back home

We made our way back home

We made our way back home

You are like a sweet dream In the middle of the night

You are like a healing touch To a blind man's eye

You are like a soothing voice Into a baby's ear

You're so far away soon enough you'll be right back here

Excuse me, ladies? Yeah.

Know anything about a sea monster lives out in the lake?

You ever hear anything about that?

Been a rumor about a 600-pound catfish out by the dam.

Wow, that's a lot of Long John Silvers, isn't it?

You know this is a man-made lake, right?

It's only 45 years old.

No, ma'am, I did not know that.

Well, what she means is that Smithee probably swam

into the lake once the valley had been flooded.

What's wrong with you?

Like something out Of a fairy tale

Her hair so dark Her eyes so blue

Man I'm telling you I can't Explain the way she looked

Miss?

Miss, could you tell me-- Oh, you again. Never mind.

No, no, no, it's okay. I-- I live here.

Oh.

What are you looking for?

I told my daddy The chores would wait

I put the latch On the garden gate

And I headed over to Chestnut Ridge to you

I can see to the county line

And I can feel it In my heart this time

That I'm closer now than I've ever been to you

I'll say Sara

Sara would you love a heart Like mine

I know your love is true

I will be holding you

So hard I'll make you shine

The Parker farm's for sale today 80 acres of rolling hay

And I've got some money down For you

Granddaddy's got an old John Deere

Needs a wheel and a pinion gear

I've got everything I need Now with you

I say Sara

Sara would you love a heart Like mine

I know your love is true

I will be holding you so hard I'll make you shine

With the evening star Shining bright

I find my way home

In the morning hours You call my name

Darling I will come

Oh Sara

Sara would you love a heart Like mine

I know your love is true

I will be holding you so hard I'll make you shine

Oh Sara no Sara

Could you love a loving heart Like mine