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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

:SHI LONG ,Once upon a time

.there was a little girl

The Emperor and his wife

.were overjoyed, as they were unable to bear children of their own

[GIGGLING]

They raised her .as their daughter

In the palace of ,the Forbidden City

.life was perfect

...Until

.A miracle happened

The girl now had .a baby sister

.And much more time to herself

[SOBBING]

,But one day .she met a new friend

:SHI LONG ?Is someone there

:DARK SHADOW .Hello

.I'm new here

?Should we be friends

.I'd like that

[DOOR CLOSES]

...XIAO: Shi Long

.Ah, Empress

We need to speak about what happened .at Father's funeral

.Yes We were blessed

that those panda warriors were there to foil .that horrible attack

How did assassins even get into ?the Forbidden City

Thanks be to heaven .that Fan Tong was there

GASPS] Do you think] he saw me ugly-cry ?during the ceremony

?What

Well, I just got so swept up in the emotions and it just ...started flowing out like

[MOANING AND CRYING]

,Exalted One

I think you handled yourself as well as can be expected

.considering the circumstances

.Your people love you

Right? I mean I am kind of ,having "a moment" right now ?huh

,Listen ?can I ask you something

Why didn't you say anything ?at father's funeral

I mean, you were like an adopted daughter .to him

I was literally an adopted daughter .to him

And I thought it would only be appropriate .for blood relatives to speak

We should prepare for our meeting .with Po and his students

!GASPS] You're right] ,Wait

should I wear the gold crown ?or the pink one

I'd like something to go with my eyes .or maybe my dress

I'm not sure, something royal daughter-ish

that says I'm the Empress .and you are my subjects

[GROANING]

[CHUCKLING]

?LI: Can you believe that

Saved from a water !demon by Ping's cooking

!I feel so alive !Wow

Aw, man, we gotta get you a girlfriend .or something

Well, as long as Cart and I get to meet her first

to make sure .she's not weird

Can we just keep following this tunnel ?and figure out what's going on

:SUN WUKONG ,Be careful what you wish for !my friend

You might not like .what you find

[MOANING]

?Uh, who's there

[GIGGLING]

.Let me handle this

?Who's there

?Who's there

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SMASHING]

!Hey, stop that !Stop breaking my bowls

[WHOOPS]

!Missed me

.Ooh

!You stop that

[CACKLING]

[GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLING]

How the heck ?did you do that

!Ancient Chinese secret

[LAUGHS] !Later

[LAUGHING]

.All right, monkey .We want answers

.Sure, sure, sure

?What was the question

!Hold him! Hold him ,Grab him by the tail --grab him by the

!Oh, that tickles

!Grab it

!Hold still

?What is wrong with you

!Ping, no

!Cart

!Got you, monkey

!I did not see that coming

--Get it? 'Cause you tied my ?you know what .Never mind

.Talk, monkey

Well, I'd never argue with someone who's .armed and dangerous

?What do you wanna know

We know there was an attempt .on the Empress's life

We know a clan of assassins was able to infiltrate .the Forbidden City

We know I swooped in like .a boss and saved the day !CHUCKLES] Swag]

!COUGHS] Not true] .Lying egomaniac

Why would someone ?wanna kill me

,I'm nice, my feet are tiny .I toss coins to poor people

,I mean I can't believe !I have haters

"Those "hatahs come with the territory .when you're famous

,To quote the ancient sage ,Lao Tzu: "Mo' money ".mo' problems

Until we have ,all the facts

you must stay ,inside the palace walls .Your Grace

And we're doubling .your security detail

Great! I'd like to start the investigation

with a quick interview of every citizen

.of the Forbidden City

There are thousands .of residents .All are loyal to the Empress

Well, we won't know how loyal they are

,until we talk to them ?now will we

[DOOR CLOSES]

,General Fang ?may I have a moment, sir

,Love the enthusiasm and its real leadership ,to take initiative like this

but I think the experts .have it covered

--But, Master Po

Sometimes being a leader is knowing when to .let the authorities handle it

[WHISPERING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

,Is something amiss ?General Fang

Perhaps ?we should speak privately

The Dragon Master and the Four Constellations

are trusted friends .of the empire

Surely they can hear .whatever you have to say

,Well, madam it appears yet another shipment of food and supplies

meant for the areas affected by the drought .have been hijacked

?Somebody's jackin' food !Aw, heck no

There's so much darkness .in the world

Shi Long, why is this the first I'm hearing about hijackings ?that affect my people

,Perhaps and feel free to say no ,if I am out of line

perhaps Master Po and the Four Constellations could .accompany the next shipment

!Absolutely Maybe we'll even figure out .who's stealin' grub

.Nip it in the bud .Snip-snip

:SHI LONG Your kindness will not .be soon forgotten

And my Imperial Guard will lead the investigation into the funeral attack

.while you're away

!All-righty !Coolie-cool-cool

.Let's get goin'

GENERAL FANG: As soon as ,we get them on the boat --we sail halfway across

[CHUCKLING]

This is the most baller thing .I've ever seen

.Thank you This airship is .my own prototype

Someday I shall have an unstoppable fleet .of these to defend the empire

[GASPING]

?You okay, buddy

I had no idea what a dirigible was !when I agreed to this

I thought it was a wagon .or something

!I'm afraid of heights !And boats

.There's nothing to be afraid of You are the bravest boy .I've ever met

?Really He's afraid of !his own shadow

Yes, but he's not afraid to admit he's afraid .of his own shadow

,And that's, like .so brave

.Man, girls are so weird

,Speaking of weird do you think there's ?anything strange about Shi Long

Like, didn't she seem super calm during ?the assassination attempt

Oh, you mean the assassination that wouldn't have happened

if I hadn't ?saved the assassin

.Thanks for reminding me

It was still the right thing .to do

It's not your fault someone you helped .turned out to be a jerk

,Come on .let's go

[GIGGLING]

[GRUNTING]

!Release

[EXCLAIMING]

Oh, I hope they have .a successful trip

.I'm sure they will

,I'll admit I don't always .make a good first impression

But maybe, we can untie me ?and start all over ?How's that sound

Not until you spill it about what you're doing !down here, ape

Surely you don't think I have some sort of .master plan

.That's not my style .I just make it up as I go ?Wow, what's that

It looks like some sort of .large stone passageway

,Is that what it is ?monkey

!Answer the question

!Dang it .We lost our monkey

,Well ?what do we do now

We got nowhere to go .but forward

The Dragon Master .took the bait

He and the Four Constellations .are no longer a threat to us

.DARK SHADOW: Good I grow stronger by the minute

as I bask in the chi .of the Wellspring

,Soon I will be powerful enough .to cross over

And we'll rule .this land together

.WHIMPERING] Oh, man] .We're really high up

Aw, I bet you could really mess somebody up

if you spit on them .from this height

[SPITS]

[LAUGHS] !Nice

[SIGHS]

.I could get used to this

?Uh, you all right

Doesn't it seem a little weird for the Empress to use an experimental airship

prototype and super-powered kung fu masters ?just to protect grain

,Well, yeah .maybe a little

But clearly the Empress thinks it's important .to get food to her citizens

,And do you get, like ?a vibe from the Shi Long lady

,Not like a "Oh, my gosh "!she's evil ?But just like a vibe

,Well, I mean ,she's a bit off .I guess

But let's worry about that later, okay? And keep our eyes .peeled for hijackers

.Head on swivel

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SLURPING]

What? You can relax and also have your head .on swivel

Will a snack cart ,be coming around soon or is it more of a big

,catered fancy meal situation 'cause, either-or .is great for me

There's something weird .going on, on this ship

.I wanna look around

.Works for me Might even get my mind off .almost killin' the Empress

,Probably won't .but it might

What in the name of all that is holy ?are we looking at

.Uh, statues? Duh

He's like this .at home, too

--I know what statues .I know what statues are ?But why

.Oh, right I forgot you're from .the middle of nowhere

See, in civilized, normal places emperors are buried with fake armies

so they don't get scared .in the afterlife

,What happened to this poor ?unlucky statue

.Hmm. Equations .science, science, science

.Boring [SQUAWKS]

?Who cares .Double yawn

Looks like somebody built a laboratory .inside a mountain

Well, that's not just .any mountain .That's a volcano

Would you look !at all that magma

What's up ?with this one

!Let me see

[EXCLAIMS]

[SIGHS]

[CRASHING]

[SHOUTING]

!We gotta haul butt ,If anyone catches you

act like you're senile --and maybe they'll

[GROWLS]

[GROWLING]

Oh, is one of you ?my grandson

Please help me find where .your Pop-Pop is buried

[GROWLS]

?No? Not buying that ,Okay, then let's talk bribery ?shall we

[GROWLS]

GRANDMA SINGING] ♪ Stuck in the Forbidden City] ♪

[VOCALIZING]

♪ And brother it ain't pretty ♪

[VOCALIZING]

♪ In a cell with two morons And I'm feelin' really sheepish ♪

What was that thing ?in the blueprints ?The metal thing with the tail

.Wowie, that looked big

Would you mind shutting down ?all that racket

[VOCALIZING]

.There ?You happy now

,Not the singing !you chucklehead

!The guy talking

,There's a sadness and a pathetic-ness in that guy's voice

that's like nails .on a chalkboard

.Wow, you are right

.He is right

Hey! That's my baby daddy !you're talking about, chicken

I'll sock you !right in the wattle

Ooh, I'm gonna beat ,the duck sauce outta you !you fop-doodle

[ARGUING]

Wow. Birds really do .hate each other

I always thought .that was a stereotype

,I'm telling you --if you pick on him once

[SCREECHING]

Madam, this is a .huge misunderstanding

See, our, our son is .the Dragon Master

.Yeah, that Dragon Master. Po

?Master Po

I'm sure he can .clear all this up

Why were you trespassing ?in the Royal Catacombs

.There was this idiot monkey ,He led us in there !then he abandoned us

Have to do a bit better .than that, auntie

?Are you my grandson .Please help

These two men .have kidnapped me

.I'm on a fixed income

[COUGHING]

.Okay, let's talk bribery

.We're past talking

,After sundown tie them to boulders .and drop them in the bay

[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] ,Enjoy your briny grave !you mollycoddle

:SHI LONG .Them as well

I ain't never seen !the ocean before

I can't wait to test how long .I can hold my breath

You've gotta let me !speak to Po! Please

.Po's not here anymore But you'll see him again .at the bottom of the bay

[WEEPING]

?What

?What ?What are you saying

...Just ,I'm standing right here ?why don't you just tell me

Fine! We need to .sneak in there

Why didn't you just say that ?in the first place

[EXCLAIMING]

[MOANING]

.Now let's find some clues

.What do ya know .It's grain

.That's what it says it is .Here, help get this open

I was thinking ,we'd find a crowbar

.but that works too .A" for effort"

?Huh

.See, Nu Hai .It's just a bunch of-- Oh

?Is it forbidden rice

[SNIFFS] .It's not rice

It actually smells .like fireworks

.Gunpowder

Yes! I knew something was weird .about this

!HUMMING] Yes]

Aren't you worried why there's a bunch of gunpowder

in crates that are supposed ?to be grain

.Oh, yeah .That's probably bad

[CREAKING NOISE] ?Right

Master Po, I was right and I don't even have time

to rub it in your .face that you were wrong

.The ship's full of explosives

?What You mean things ?that explode

[VOMITS]

Are the explosives down where that dude ?is headed with dynamite

!PO: Hey

[SHOUTING]

[GRUNTING]

[WHIMPERING]

[SCREAMING]

!Over the side

[BARKING] !Throw it over the side

[SHOUTING]

[GRUNTING]

[CREAKING]

Who gave the order ?to set us up

!I'll never talk

.Just kiddin', I hate this job All I know is we were supposed to rendezvous

with a contact at a tavern in Gongmen City .to get our next instructions

[SHOUTING]

?What is this crud

[SCREAMING]

!Mama

,Let me explain .one final time

We are looking for --our little boy

[EXPLOSION]

?What's up with the fireworks It's a little early .for New Year's

That would be the Dragon Master and some dumb kids

meetin' the same fate .you're about to

.Say "hi" for us

[GROWLING]

?Dragon Master

[SHOUTING]

[SHOUTING]

!Watch it

[PANTING]

,That wasn't too much ?was it

...I just can't believe Po's

[SOBBING]

.We all lost somebody But we don't have time .to cry about it now

.You're right

Our next stop is this .volcano island

And we're gonna .get some answers

And then we're gonna .get some revenge

.So, that was close

Oh, I'm never getting on an experimental flying ship .prototype ever again

Yeah, you guys are pretty lucky .I was here to save you

,Actually I gotta give this one .to Nu Hai

Thanks for staying on task and warning us .what was going on

Sorry I didn't .believe you earlier

.All good, Master P .Pound it out

,And today .you actually taught me

A true leader knows when to ignore authority .and listen to your gut

.Thanks for that

Now, if whoever set up that exploding blimp ,attack was from the government

somebody important .is trying to get rid of us

We won't be safe until .we get to the bottom of this

Great, the government .wants us dead ?What's the plan

.Gongmen City .That's where we're headed

We find the contact .and get to the bottom of this

[ALL SHOUTING]

We've got some paddling .to do, kids

.I'll supervise

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