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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[KIDS: [EXCLAIMING !Wow

Welcome .to the Forbidden City, gang

,Now remember when we meet the Emperor .let me do the talking

,Not gonna lie .he digs me

Can we buy ?some stuff

Yeah, what's ?the per diem situation

.I'm hungry Where can I ?find some corn

[GASPS] [GROWLS]

How about we save the shopping ?and corn for later, okay

Dragon Master .knows best

Yo, bubba, are you ?clocking the eyes on us

.Totally normal

[SCREAMS] [ALL GASP]

.Okay, now they're screaming

.It's them !It's the Four Constellations

[ALL GASP]

[QUAKING] [ALL GASPING]

?What is that

[ALL GASP]

?Any suggestions

.Uh, yeah !We should run. Now

?Would you sign my baby

!Palace

!Straight ahead

!BOTH: Huh

...Stop! I order you

[BANGING]

[ALL PANTING]

I told you .I knew the way

Nothing .to worry about

[SWORDS SWINGING] [ALL GASP]

?Can we worry now

.XIAO: Put your weapons down

!Immediately

Welcome ,to the Forbidden City .Master Po

.ZHIZHU: Just incredible

I had no idea .this tunnel even existed

LI: I can still see .the chi trail

.Let's keep following

:CHOW GUARD 1 !You're kidding me ?It's over already

But you guys .were so good together

She wanted .a litter, I didn't

Those are the same type of guards who .were trying to kill Li

Spider, can you eat ?'em or something

Trust me, you do not want to be in a cave with me

.after I've had dog

.I'll handle it Just need a pair .of chopsticks

...One blow to their

No one .is hurting anyone

There must ...be another

:CHOW GUARD 2 ?So what happened

:CHOW GUARD 3 .She broke up with him

And then he starts .crying about it

!Oh! We're trapped

Cart and I are not !going out this way

!Ping! Stop

There is something seriously wrong .with that goose

,Yeah, well .she was a dog anyway

[BOTH SCREAM]

!Oh

[BOTH GRUNTING]

!BOTH: Aah

!Use your chi

[GRUNTING]

?What was that .It felt like my hands farted

Without the Wellspring [our chi must be... [GASPS][SCREAMS

!Unhand Grandma !She's got bad knees

[CREAKING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[EXCLAIMING] !Oh, no

!Ah

[GRUNTING]

!Run

!We're not leaving you

!Yes, we are

[ALL SCREAMING]

?GASPS] Zhizhu] ?Zhizhu

[GRUNTS]

.Oh

[ZHIZHU COUGHING] [GASPS]

!Find the Wellspring .That's all that matters now

.I'm all right, by the way .Thanks for asking

I am so sorry to hear ,of the Emperor's passing .your Emperess-es... ness

.Thank you, Master Po

,It was sudden [but [SIGHS .I'm managing

[CRYING] ?Daddy, why? Why

.I got this [CLICKS TONGUE]

.I really doubt that

[SNIFFLES] ,BAO: Empress Xiao

as the Four Constellation's ,fan favorite

I want you to know .the Bao is here for you

?The Bao ?Is he kidding

Sadly, I don't .think so

?Bao

.I read your book It has been very .popular among my people

I thought .you were taller

[ALL SNIGGERING] ".Taller"

Yeah, that was meant to be a little bit more .on the metaphorical side

...But as you can see

Which one of you ?is Fan Tong

?What

.I'm Fan Tong [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

.That's me

GASPS] In the book] you're described

as "The Constellation ...who always cries

The one" ".everyone laughs at

?Did Bao write that [LAUGHS]

.Thanks, Bao

Although, you arrive ,during sad tidings

Daddy's request .still stands

Will you help me to investigate the drought ?that is plaguing our people

PO: It would be [our honor, Empress.[EFFORT GRUNTS

I'm sure Dragon Master Po and his students would .like to rest first

.PO: Ah, nah, we're good

?Right, kids

.Yeah .Totally

.Let's do this .Perfect

.Let me show you my palace

.I like her

,Coming "?The Bao"

[LAUGHING]

Grab anything that .isn't nailed down

!And be smart about it

I'm gonna check out .the accommodations

[GRUNTS]

So you've really been ?to the Spirit Realm

I want to hear all .of your heroic stories

.GIGGLES] Okay]

"?Heroic" ?Fan Tong

.Leave Fan Tong alone

Yeah. I think it's cute .the Empress likes him

Please. She's way .too old for him

.She's fifteen .Fan Tong's thirteen

.Exactly. She's ancient

.Way out of his league

[SCREAMS]

!The Empress

Actually I think .that was Fan Tong

[SCREAMING] [ALL GRUNT]

,Fan Tong, buddy ?what's wrong

.Over there

PO: I feel like .I've seen these before

[LAUGHS]

,Oh, Fan Tong ,you comedian

those are Daddy's .terracotta warriors

?Terracotta" what"

.Statues

The Emperor will be laid to rest .with them tomorrow

They are here to protect his journey .into the afterlife

That's not what .I was pointing at

That's what I .was pointing at

[GASPS] We're supposed to be .alone down here

,Shi Long .watch the Empress .Kids

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

!Master Po! Over here

!No, over here

[PANTING]

!There

[ALL SCREAMING]

!Don't let him get away

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

!I got him

[GASPS]

?Huh

.It's a servant

GASPS] That's one] .of the kitchen rabbits

What is she ?doing down here

.No idea

.Hold on

[COUGHS]

[GASPING]

.Uh

[SIGHS]

She'll need to rest but she should be fine .in a day or so

.We heard an explosion ...The Empress

Is fine. This servant girl .will need medical attention

[GASPS]

?You okay

.Just a little depleted

I should have .called out a warning

,If you had and she'd been ,a real threat

one of us .might be dead

...Hmm

Did anyone ?bring water

Cart is getting .very dehydrated

What's the deal ?with the goose

?Little brain stir-fry

.I don't know ?Why are you asking me

You guys have ?a kid together right

I figured ...since you're married

...What! I

!We are not married !We live together

In a one room !apartment! That's all

If you two ,are finished flirting

we have .a problem here

.Hmm

?Is that a lake

Is there a lake ?in the middle of the tunnel

,Yes. Thank you .Captain Obvious

The country's in the middle of a drought

and there's an unused lake ?just sitting here

You know, if we bottled ,and sold this water

,to people in need, of course .we could make a fortune

.What a humanitarian

How are we gonna ?get across this

,Congratulations .this idea is terrible

MR. PING: Don't listen ,to her, Cart

.you're doing just fine

.We are still sinking .We need to lighten the load

.I agree

Grandma, it's been .nice knowing you

.Don't think so, birdy

!Oh no

?What are you doing

You are gonna !pay for that

I wouldn't pay ,for it on land

why should I pay ?for it now

[Well... [GASPS

?Uh, guys

...GRANDMA: Oh, please

?Guys ?What was that

There's something !in this water

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

!MR. PING: Faster

.You're such great sea men

!There! An island

[ALL GASP]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

[ROARS]

You were amazing .in the catacombs

,When you screamed I could really feel .your bravery

.Wow. Thanks

If you'd have been any closer you would have .felt something else

[LAUGHS]

.I have over active glands

I get sweaty .when I'm scared

Or just having .a conversation .Like now

[Oh! [LAUGHS

FAN TONG: You thought I was talking about ?tinkle, didn't you

XIAO: The thought .did cross my mind

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[SNORING]

[MUFFLED GRUNTS]

Make a sound .and I snap your neck

What were you thinking

trying to attack Po and the Constellations ?in front of the Empress

She could have .been harmed

:RABBIT SERVANT .I am sorry, exalted one

I was simply doing .reconnaissance

It nearly ruined .everything

You and the others .cannot fail

,By sundown tomorrow

Po and the Four Constellations .must be dead

?ROOSTER: What

[SHUDDERS] .Oh. Hello, hello ?How are you

.So good to see you

,I was just, you know .looking for some corn

!Guards [SHRIEKS]

!Run away !I didn't see anything

!These aren't even my eyes

[GRUNTS]

.Nice doggy ?Wanna play fetch

[GROWLS]

XIAO: You people make .our country great

You are the heroes .of this story

[SIGHS]

?So what do you think ?Too down

.I think down is okay .It is a funeral

Thank you so much .for listening, Fan Tong

This is my first .real speech to my people

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

.Sorry .I'm really nervous

.Don't be sorry .Nervous is a good thing

?It is .Sure

I get real nervous when I'm afraid

but Master Po taught me

that I can focus being nervous

and use it to power .my hero chi

.He calls it a jump start

Hero chi takes a lot of energy

and sometimes when you don't have that energy

and you get nervous

a jump start .can save your life

You should just stay here forever !and be my best friend

I just said .that out loud

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

I'm gonna go use .the bathroom

.We gotta talk

.Hey, buddy

?Bao .Don't speak

I need to ,lay some truth on you

.and it's not pretty

,I love you, guy .you're one of my best friends

...But the Empress

?Well, how do I say this

,She's, like ,a full-grown girl .and she's royalty

You get ?what I'm sayin'

.Not at all

SIGHS] I just don't] !want to see you get hurt

Just, let me .handle it from here

Empress, forgive me [for barging in...[STOMACH RUMBLING

[VOMITS]

...Ah

She's a little .nervous today

[GROWLS]

[GASPS]

.It's over .It's all over

.I'll never see my son again .I'll never see the sun again

Instead, I'm going to spend my last hours ...being digested with

[CRIES]

?What

,Knock it off .you big baby

[GRUNTS]

?What are you doing

Ain't you ever had something stuck ?in your throat before

I'm gonna get this lizard .to cough us up

!Here we go

[GRUNTING]

.Interesting bouquet

,Fortunately Grandma's failure has once again

given me an idea .to save our butts [SCATTING]

You really had a kid ?with that guy

[CROWD CHEERING]

Empress, it is time to get you to the dais .for your speech

Uh, anyone ?seen Rooster

Not that I ,particularly care

he just makes me nervous .when unattended

The Rooster and his companions .left early this morning

,Obviously the circumstances ain't ideal

but being hung up ,like this, arms akimbo

is doing wonders .for my back

Arms akimbo has always been .my favorite position

?"Arms akimbo"

,This is not yoga you miserable !pigeon droppings

!We are being tortured

"?What, "left

?Without a goodbye complaint

Doesn't seem .like him

,Which way to the dais ?Mistress Shi Long

Only myself and General Fang

will accompany .the Empress to the balcony

Guests and members of the Imperial Court

.are sat one tier beneath

I'm not making my speech .without Fan Tong by my side

Empress, the tradition ...dictates that

,It can dictate all it wants .Fan Tong is coming with me

.Okay, then How do we get ?to this other level

You sure you're reading ?that map right, Master Po

...If you want help

I'm sorry, but who's the panda ?who's been here before

Exactly. Dragon Master .knows best

Didn't you say that just before we were ?chased through the city

[READING] ,And then you turn a right" "...and then just turn a

...Uh

.Make a left up here

Doesn't that take us ?farther away from the square

PO: Oh, are you ?an architect now

[GROWLS]

Your plan is too feed ?this monster your noodles

I'd heard ,your cooking was bad

...but monster killing-bad

My intention is not ,to feed the beast .Madame

My intention is to smoke .the beast out

LI: So, getting coughed up like a hairball

or digested ?are our only options

!Wonderful

Do you have ?a better idea

.I didn't think so

,Now if you don't mind I need to get back .to my cooking

Well, he needs to get back .to his cooking

Meanwhile, we just ...stand here in

What are we ?standing in

Pretty sure it's stomach acid

from the way .my toenails are bubbling

[LI SCREAMS]

?Great! What's next

[SCREAMS]

!Something's got me

Not while cartilage still lives in my !shoulders it doesn't

[GRUNTS]

Why are there ?tentacles in here

!We're in a demon's throat !Next question

Ping, increase the smoke !so it coughs us up now

,If I do that .I'll ruin the noodles

[EXHALES]

,My father, above all else .was a man of peace

...Master Po

,I know, I know !we'll be there any second

Maybe we should ask ?someone for directions

,Don't do it .Master Po

Men never ask .for directions

.It's a rule .Hmm

,Oh, forget this .I'm asking

?Excuse me

Could you help us find ?the seating above the square

?Jing, what did you do

?Are you kidding

?Ninja Frogs

[LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Hey! Ping, we need !those noodles now

!Still too al dente

Our great country is faced with a danger

.unlike any before

.But we are resilient

[GRUNTS]

.And we never run from a fight

[GROANS]

As I speak, water and food

is on its way .to those in need

My father's passing does not mean .an end to his legacy

[ROARS]

.That legacy lives on

,My father, and now I .are simply caretakers

You people make .our country great

You, are the heroes !of this story

[CROWD GASPS]

?How'd I do

.Amazing

My thighs are still sweating .it was that good

[THUDDING] [BOTH GASP]

FANG: Get the Empress .to safety

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

I don't know who you are

but Xiao worked ,really hard on that speech

so if this is some ...weird critique

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

?Huh

!Fan Tong

!It's not working .I don't have enough chi

Remember what you told me .Master Po taught you

!The jump start

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

!I'm here

.Oh, man. I give up

.Sorry we weren't here

,It's my fault .I got us lost

,NU HAI: Master Po .look at this

It's the servant .from yesterday

?What

.No, I saved her

If she'd killed Xiao or Fan Tong

that would have .been on me

What good is having a healing power if it ends up

saving someone ?who wants to hurt us

...Jing

.Thank you .All of you

It's clear enemies to peace .are all around us

I have dealt .with haters before

Be it those jealous of my cutting edge style choices

.or my undeniable fabulousness

These were challenges .I always faced alone

No longer. I have The Dragon Master

and the Four Constellations .by my side

.Let this be a warning

Empress Xiao of the Forbidden City .is no longer afraid

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]