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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[PANTS]

!The end is nigh

[SCREAMING] !I repeat, the end is nigh

,Everyone just keep calm

!and run for your lives

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLING]

[PANTING]

!LI: Now

[GRUNTING]

.Let them go

?Are you certain, my liege

They'll never get out .of the chunnel alive

[SCREAMING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

.Hmm

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

[GROWLS SOFTLY]

.WHISPERING] Empress]

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING]

!I can feel my insides baking

?You think this is bad

Try having hot flashes ,for the past 50 years .then we'll talk

,I know I say this a lot !but we need a plan

?Master Po

Uh, I was kinda hoping

you were gonna take .the lead on this one [CHUCKLING]

.Hmm

I'm gonna go with ?stop the lava

?Stop the lava

!Ah, what a novel idea

.You heard her, gang .Let's do this

?Huh

[GRUNTING]

.Okay, kids ,On the count of three

get ready to blast like .you've never blasted before

!Never mind !There's no time to count

!Blast now! Blast now

[ALL STRAINING]

!Oh, yeah

[PO CHUCKLES] !Oh, yeah

[CHEERING]

[LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]

.Uh, sorry

Sometimes I have difficulty .reading social cues, okay

?Ya think

.Uh, guys

[SING SONG] .Little bit of a problemo

?FAN TONG: Where are we

:LI .I think we're under the ocean

?Then how's we breathin'

.Maybe we's mermaids

!Shut it

[CREAKING]

.Be very careful

.Slow and steady

[WHIMPERING]

[ALL GASPING]

[ALL WHIMPERING]

?Huh

.Yep, it's ocean water

...Don't drink it because

[RETCHING]

[BURPS]

.MR. PING: Don't judge me

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

!Hot! Hot! Ow

[ALL WINCING]

Now would maybe a good time to bust out !that chi-shield, Bao

.You got it, Master P

[GRUNTING]

...I, uh

.I got nothing

.Oh, boy

We must've depleted our chi supplies when .we stopped the lava flow

Maybe we should just climb .the scaffolding, right there

[NU HAI: [GASPING .Okay, nobody panic

?Nobody panic

,We just lost half our crew

!including my son

.The Dragon Master

Wong, you were .the love of my life

.ROOSTER: There, there, Wing

Natural selection works .in mysterious ways

,Oh, for crying out loud !they're not dead

.SOFTLY] Most likely]

.Jing's right

Master Po and my sometimes-not- totally-useless ,brother were with them

,assuming they survived they definitely need .our help

,Mistress Long with the chunnel sealed

how are we going to get the rest of the weapons

and the Terra Cotta Soldiers ?to the Forbidden City

Now that Po and his disciples ,are out of the way

the odds just swung .in our favor

.The Iron Goddess is finished

Load the pieces .onto the dirigible quickly

I have important business .to attend to

[GRUNTS] .You can get off of me now, Xiao

.Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh .So sorry, Jade Tusk

.Oh, thank goodness you are here

.Shi Long is bad

.Like B-A-D bad

And the Imperial Guards .are totally in on it

.It is so messed up

.You missed our meeting

I was very concerned .for your safety

.I know. Yes

Okay, so I was kicking ,General Fang's butt

showing him that I no longer ,needed training

when he and his corrupt guards

knocked me out .and locked me in my room

,Turns out my trusty advisor ,Shi Long

.is not-so-trusty after all

And to think of all .that I've done for her

Like telling her when she has something ,in her teeth

or toilet paper .stuck to her tail

.The palace is no longer safe

.We need to get you out of here

I will need my Deer Monks to ensure we can get you .past the Palace Guards

,Tomorrow morning I will return with them .to rescue you

,Until then, keep a low profile

.and take care, Empress

[SIGHS]

.You are so my ride or die

I don't know ,what that means

.but thanks

[SNARLING]

?NU HAI: [YELLING] Hello

?Is anyone down there

?Master Po

?Bao

,Look for any movement .besides bubbles

Oh, we should've just stayed back

and washed Grandma's !dirty underwear

,To be honest that could've been .just as deadly

Why must my life be ?so full of tumult and hardships

[SOBBING]

.Snap out of it .This isn't about you

[CONTINUES SOBBING]

,It's okay .Master Po's dad

.I'm sure they survived

Your son .is the Dragon Master

.Yeah. He certainly is

.Thanks, Fan Tong .I needed that

You know, you remind me .of myself when I was young

[SHRIEKING] ?Why would you say that

?Can everybody please zip it

.I think I heard something

[MR. PING GROANING]

[GASPING]

[MR. PING HONKING]

Ugh! I'd know that .annoying goose anywhere

,If he's the only survivor .I say we move on

[STRAINING]

[YELLING] !We're down here

[CHEERING]

!NU HAI: Hang tight !We'll figure something out

.I hope

.Let's think What supplies do we have ?to work with

I've got some hard candy I've been carrying around .for the last 30 years or so

,Not too much lint on it

and a little spit .will get off all the hair

?Ugh! Anyone else

Great. Okay, let's try .thinking outside the box

?We're in a box I thought we's was ?in a chunnel

[GRUNTS]

.Thank you

I now see .my semantical mistake

If only we had .a rope or something

.But preferably a rope

.That's it .We can form a chain

[A chain? [GRUNTS ?With what, pray tell

?Ourselves [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

YELLING] Are you out] ?of your freakin' mind

,Back off .cock-a-doodle-ding-dong

.She's with me

[FARTING]

I've been saving that one .for a special occasion

I didn't think .roosters laid eggs

.They don't [CLUCKING]

!Ugh

Okay, so we wait until the others reach .the top of the scaffolding

Then we have them .make a chain too

?ROOSTER: Let me guess, with themselves

?JING: Can I just shut this guy up already

,NU HAI: Then we, as a chain

swing across .and link up with them

And once we have secured ,our connection

we release from this side's cliff

and use that momentum to get everyone .to the other side

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

.Easy peasy

So, all we need is .for someone to be the anchor

Why do I ?have to be the anchor

.Because you're the strongest

.Physically .Mentally? Not so much

I'd be more offended .if that wasn't so true

[WHIMPERING]

.Not happening

I have clammy hands and I'm gonna need more to hold on to

than your wing .and Li's prayers

,Please don't let us die .holy Jade Emperor

?Or is it Guanyin

?The Eight Immortals

Well, whichever god ,and or gods are listening ...if you can hear me

!YELLING] save us all]

.Hard to get. I see you, Grams

.Two can play that game

Seems to me that two .can play most games

?Solitaire

And that's why .you're the boss

[STRAINING]

And then we all swing .to the other side

?Got it

.Uh, yeah

I totally trust !your plan, Nu Hai

.That makes one of us

.No. No .CHUCKLES] We're, fine]

.This is a good plan

.And... And we're fine

[WHIMPERING]

Uh, anyone else ?feel a raindrop

[GASPING, SCREAMING]

!Oh, come on

[GASPING]

.It's just me, Empress

.Oh, hey, Shi Long .Welcome home

?Is everything okay

.You seem a bit frazzled

.Oh, no, no .Everything's fine

[COUGHING]

I'm just feeling .a bit under the weather is all

[COUGHING]

,In fact, you know

I think I'll just rest .the remainder of the day

[FEEBLY] .You can never be too careful

,I mean, look at Father ,healthy as a mountain goat

!and then, poof

[Gone. [SIGHS

Empress, before you get ,too comfortable

I have something .I want to show you

,Oh, Shi Long can't it wait ?until tomorrow

.No, it cannot [COUGHING]

,It's a bit of a surprise ,not to be a spoiler

.related to the enthronement [GASPS]

.I promise it will be worth it

.Trust me

Before you undertake whatever little plan ,you're working on, Xiao

know that your actions .have consequences

Shi Long, I have [no idea what you are...[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING

[GASPING]

[LOW GROWLING]

[GASPING]

...Are those the

You said the soldiers were to protect Father .in the afterlife

?I did, didn't I

[GASPS]

I want you .to abdicate the throne

.To me

!What? You? No

".You should say "yes

?And why would I do that

,To save this village .of course

[GASPING]

[WHIMPERING]

...You can't ?Who will stop me

.These citizens are innocent

?Yes, they are, aren't they

.And you can save them

,Abdicate the throne .and no one will get hurt

[WHIMPERING]

.Fine

.I'll abdicate

.You've made the smart decision

[GASPING]

[SCREAMING]

!No

?What are you doing .I agreed to abdicate [GRUNTS]

Yes, but I still owe you a proper punishment

for betraying me with your little .escape plan

.Now, see what you've done

I'd hate for you .to miss this

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

[RUMBLING]

[GASPING]

?Hey, gang I think we better do the swinging thing

!before the ceiling collapses

I think we might have made this chain .prematurely

How long do I have ?to hold on for

.As long as it takes

Just find a happy place .or something

.Find a happy place

...Find a happy

[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

[WHOOPING]

.I love you, Fan Tong

.Aw, gee, thanks, Qilin

.More dumplings, please

[LAUGHING]

!It's working! It's working

.Oh, I'm still here

!It's not working anymore

.Dig deep, son Into the depths .of your soul

,I don't mean to be a buzzkill

but how exactly are we getting ?the momentum to swing across

Uh, I guess we all push off the wall ?at the same time

?You guess

?I don't know! Okay

This is one of those figure-it-out-as-we-go .type situations

.On the count of three

.One, two, three

[SCREAMING]

[SIGHING]

And that's why .you never skip leg day

?Can we please move this along

,You all weigh a lot .but you carry it well

PO: Yeah, guys, we're kinda !in a time crunch here

!One, two, three

[YELPING]

[GRUNTING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

.Hold on a sec

This is one of those moments ,where it's kinda life or death

and we need to give it .everything we got

.A hundred and ten percent .We get it

Spoken like someone who truly .doesn't understand percentages

And guys, this time when we swing back ,towards the wall

let's relaunch with our legs again to get .the maximum momentum

,You know what they say .eighth time's the charm

!One, two, three

[WHIMPERING] ?Are we dead

,I certainly hope not

because I do not want .to do eternity with you

,You say that but I know .you don't mean it

?Is it over yet

I have to go to the bathroom and the rushing water .isn't helping

[STRAINING] .Everyone, hold still

.We need a stronger connection

[STRAINING]

!No, no, no, no, no, no, no

!LI: Ping, don't look

!Oh, no! Not Cart

That's definitely's .gonna leave a mark

[MR. PING SCREAMS]

.Ah. That was a close one

Looks like ...she's gonna be all

!No

.Hmm

.WHISPERING] Empress]

[PANTING]

!Empress

:SHI LONG Oh, how I like .the sound of that

[SNARLING] [SWORDS UNSHEATHING]

[GROWLING]

[GENERAL FANG LAUGHING]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

,Take me to the Empress .immediately

!MR. PING: Cart

?CRYING] Why]

.I'm sorry, Dad .He was a good cart

.Oh, the best

Oh, Cart, we shared so many .beautiful memories together

...So, I said to Po

[BONES CRACKING] [SCREAMING]

!Pain! I am in pain

[SHUSHING]

?What? Two Carts

.Oh, you're making me blush

I hate to rush you ,through your emotions, Dad

but the citizens of China ,are in danger

and in serious need .of our help

There will always be .another Cart

...Ha! How dare you, now

.Wait a minute now

,Now, that I think about it

there was a cart .before this cart

I guess it's true ,what they say

there are plenty more carts .in the sea

.Pfft! Nobody says that

Can we please get this show on the road

before we're all boiled ?in a giant wok of magma

,STRAINING] Jing's right] .it's now or never

.I've always wanted to say that

.Cart Two will not die in vain

.Let's do this

:NU HAI .Okay, everyone, hold on tight

,Because when Fan Tong lets go

we are all going to swing ,to the other side of the tracks ...so he can grab

?What? That's the plan

I was only !half paying attention

[ALL SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERING]

[GRUNTS]

!Phew

...Uh

[ALL SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING]

[GIGGLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[SIGHING]

[STRAINING]

!We did it

?Oh, now we're hugging

.Thank goodness

.I can't believe that worked .Well done

.Hey, nice going, chief

Maybe you're stronger .than I thought

.Thanks, Jing

That means a lot .coming from you

...Hey, don't get a

.bigger head about it

?CHUCKLES] Full disclosure]

I wasn't positive ,that would work

,but it totally did and you're really .crushing it, Nu Hai

,Major props .O fearless leader

.Thanks, Master Po

[SIGHS]

This is no way to treat .your future Empress

.You will never be Empress

.Never say never

.Release her

.XIAO: No

...JADE TUSK: Empress, I .I don't understand

If I don't cooperate ,and abdicate the throne

.citizens will suffer

She can't destroy .anything right now

[LAUGHING]

.You simple fool

Everything is already .in motion

,FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] [DISTANT CHATTER

Empress, if you just ...come with me, we can

I've seen firsthand what this monster .is capable of

[DISTANT CHATTER CONTINUES]

.Over here

[CLAMORING]

[CHATTER GROWING LOUDER]

,Okay, gang, first thing's first .we've gotta find the Empress

But, if we happen to pass a kitchen or a pantry ,stock room along the way

.so be it

,Oh, if Cart was still here we could be enjoying .my sawdust trail mix right now

This is where the Empress took us on the tour .of the palace

Remember ?the Terra Cotta Warriors

.Yeah, we remember

.That reminds me

We found the blueprints .for a massive one

Looks like the party .is just getting started

",When you say "massive ...do you mean

.Ginormous

[SNARLING] [SHRIEKS, GASPS]

[BREATHING SHARPLY]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

?Jade Tusk ?What are you doing here

...The Empress

?Is Xiao okay

.No

It's worse than .you could've ever imagined

[ALL GASPING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]