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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

...BAO: Bravery

?It can't be taught, ya know

Some of us were born .with more of it than others

MAN: All paths ahead !lead to doom

[BAO YELLS]

BAO: Bao bravely led the Four C's

through the heck-a-dangerous .Gauntlet

Now all that was standing between Bao and glory .was a sleeping beast

[GROWLING]

Sure, we could have .snuck past it

?But where's the fun in that

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

:NU HAI !Hold on a second

Didn't Master Po --help us

BAO: Grab a copy !of my autobiography, y'all

.The Tao of Bao

Crazy Days and Wild Nights of the Dragon Master's !Greatest Student

You're killin' me !here, Sis

This is my first !book reading

Bao. Twice the size" ?"of the other Constellations

"?And "Double the awesome

So I exaggerated .a tiny bit

The audience wants !to hear this stuff

!We're famous, yo

You have eyes made ?of fire and justice, Bao !That's so cool

Hmm. "Smokin' hot dimples

that can literally" break glass ".if they got to, yo

What the crud ?does that even mean

We're supposed to be .helping people

Not just lying about .how awesome we are

Speaking of .how awesome you are

.I'm glad I found you, kids

.In Panda village .Where we all live .Nice work, constable

...Um

Now, I told you that being heroes means

you're gonna have ?major responsibilities, right

Well, you're kinda late for the ribbon cutting ceremony

-at my dad's joint-noodle .and-apothecary-shop

?How could we have forgotten

!MR. PING: Make way! Make way

!Famous pandas coming through

I had Cart prepare something special !for you today

!Toasted corn millets

.And they're soaking wet

!I hope you like them [GASPS]

!Hey, watch it, lady

.Today's fan mail

!Ooh, look at that

.So many adoring fans !Oh, wow

:GRANDMA .Mission requests

!And citizens in need

.And my dirty underpants [ALL EXCLAIMS]

.Pretty gross, Grandma

Yes, they are. Which is why I need you to bring them .to the laundry

!Ugh, we're heroes !Not dry cleaners

You're also ,still my grandkids which means

you still have to pull your weight around here

no matter [how bad it stinks.[BOTH GASPING

.Clean what you can !Burn the rest

[ALL SIGHING]

.Great .More adventures

?What's the matter, gang

I thought you wanted !to be heroes

.We did want to be heroes

:OLD LADY TAHR !Help! Help! Help! Help

!Help

?Would you help me cross

[ALL SIGHING]

:PANDA MOTHER !Help! My baby

?NU HAI: What is it ?BAO: Ma'am

!Oh, thank goodness

Hon? The babysitters [are here![BABY FARTING

[CRYING]

:PANDA FATHER !Please! Someone, help

!Oh! Thank heavens

.I'm out of toilet paper

We're still waiting .to be heroes

[ALL GASPING]

:GRANDMA .Found another load

These were hidden .for a long time

:NU HAI Can I lay a truth ?on you, Master P

This isn't quite [CRUSHING]

what I thought hero life .would be like exactly

,I was picturing more ,I don't know

bigger action .and high stakes

[GROWLING]

Yeah, this isn't exactly .sequel material

,Whoa, whoa, you guys

you're thinking .all wrong about this

Sure, you sent old Jindiao ,up to the Spirit Realm

but that's not .what heroes do every day

No matter how big ,or small the task

getting out there .and helping is your duty

.CHUCKLING] Duty]

[CHUCKLING]

.I don't get it

,GASPS] Oh, wait] ?we were talkin' about poo

[All right! [CHUCKLING

Listen, being a hero isn't about having fun .and being adored by fans

I mean, it's kind of .about that

But it's really about doing what needs to be done

when there's .nobody else to do it

[COUGHING] .Lame. So lame

There's just gotta be more to hero life

,than this ?Master P. Right

[SIGHING]

I'm ready ,to go back now .children

Oh, wait. What about ?Grandma's laundry

,Hey, Fan Tong you mind takin' care ?of that, buddy

[SHOUTING]

[COUGHING]

[COUGHING LOUDLY]

Oh, Father, you sound .so much better today

Doesn't he sound ?better today, Shi Long

.Much better, your majesty

.Thank you, Shi Long

You are my .most trusted advisor

[COUGHING]

How is the pipeline ?coming, Shi Long

I've promised all of China

that our water .is theirs to share

We've made .significant progress

.But there is much work to do

,Oh, this drought the suddenness .with which it came

Does it strike you ?as suspicious

.Suspicious? No

We've experienced .droughts before

...Yes. Still [COUGHING]

!Xiao

,I'm sorry, Daddy were you saying my name ?or was that phlegm

,Help me to my feet .daughter

[COUGHING]

My time ruling over the great land of China .will not last forever

It will be up to you .to carry on my legacy

,And as the future Empress .put the people first

Know that there are many forces

that will try .to destroy the peace

[ANIMALS SCREAMING]

And no matter how safe ,you may think you are

you must be .wary of them

[COUGHING]

Shi Long, please prepare ,my morning tea

I would like some alone time .with my daughter

There's something .I need to ask of you, Xiao

:XIAO !Anything, Daddy

...COUGHING] I want]

[GROANING]

[COUGHS]

I want you to send a message .to Dragon Master Po

Daddy, if you're trying ,to set me up

?does it have to be a panda

They have those .weird muscly forearms

He has recently .taken on some students

I would like to invite them all .to the Forbidden City

[COUGHING] ?Why

I want him to investigate .the origins of this drought

,I need to know my daughter .and my legacy, are safe

[SCOFFS] !Nice job

Now start over, and next time .make it not so terrible

This week's flour and tea-leaf supply

only half the shipment .arrived in decent shape

.The rest? Dried up .Useless! Hmm

Uh-oh, the squinty !suspicious face .I hate that face

,It usually means !I'm gonna lose money

The drought .has worsened

We'll have to ,ration this week

and then get .to the bottom of this

?Bottom of what

.There's a water shortage now .Later, there won't be

.That's how droughts work

Oh, so now you're teaching me

about how the climate ?can change

There's nothing .we can do about it, Li .It's all perfectly natural

Probably another punishment .from the Spirit Realm

Relax, we'll find some other supplements .around the village

.I hope

.Whatever you say, Ping

[SINGING WITH HUMMING]

,Get out of here .Mr. Dust Pile

[ROCKS CRUSHING]

.Ha, that is simply bizarre

[ROCKS CRUSHING] [GRUNTING]

?Oh, dear, what is that

,Good morning !Shi Long

,Good morning .Your Majesty

,Question ?how do I mail something

I've got this secret letter .Daddy wants me to send

?Secret letter

?Is there a class ?Or a how-to pamphlet

?To whom

Well, it wouldn't be .a secret if I told you

.Okay, I'll tell you Daddy is inviting ,the Dragon Master

and his students .to the Forbidden City

And he asked you ?to mail it

,Oh, sweetie .don't take it personally

I'm the one who's been asking .for more responsibility

I am tired .of just being gorgeous

.I want to be more like you

.Getting my hands dirty

,I mean of course .I'll wear gloves

I'm not lucky enough .to have scaly hands like you

,Oh, darn !my delicately soft fur

?May I see the letter

The Emperor wants Dragon Master Po

to investigate .the drought

.Well, this is important .I'll mail it personally

,You are a dear .but daddy was pretty clear

.He wants me to mail it

.Of course

You will find the mail carriers .beside the stable

Make sure to put it .on the corporate account

!You're the best

That's very sweet .of you

[HISSING]

:DARK SHADOW I presume you come bearing ?good news, Shi Long

.Everything is in order

But there has been .a minor hiccup

Emperor Kang Zi has called upon

the Dragon Master and his students

to look into ".our "drought

:DARK SHADOW Well, that is a much ,unwelcome surprise

!for them [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[MR. PING LAUGHING]

!I love banners

:ZANG !Comin' through

!Aw, come on

I need to see Master Po !and the Four Constellations

!It's urgent ?What is it, Zang

.There you are

[PANTING]

.I come with a letter

!Hey, check out this place

!Swanky

You know, I bet you could eat in the toilet

and not feel .that weird about it here

That's a scroll !from the Emperor's palace

The Emperor requests our presence

in the Forbidden City !for a secret mission

!The flippin' Emperor's Palace [I'm freaking out! [LAUGHING

?No way! Emperor Kang Zi !This is huge

!Like, like huger than huge !I'm freaking out, too

Weren't you just going on

about how we should focus on the small things

instead of the big ?exciting ones

Yeah, but that was before we got an invitation .to help the Emperor

I remember when I first met .the Emperor

!It was so amazing

.He probably read my book

Wants to get in on .some "Bao" action

Who cares about your stupid ?self-published book

!The Emperor wants our help !That's the hero life, baby

[EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY] !Somebody pinch me

About time we get to do !something cool

What does one wear ?to the Imperial Palace

?Do I need to wear shoes ?A shirt that fits

?Do we own other shirts

,Holy underpants I'm so nervous and excited !at the same time

!Guys, this is big

Wow, I'm an even better teacher .than I thought

[SNORING]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMING]

[COUGHING AND GROANING]

!Master Oogway

Makin' it a little difficult to get to the Spirit Realm .these days

.Keepin' me on my toes ?So, what's up

,Ah, nice to see you too .old friend

[PO SCREAMING]

It seems your students have grown quite confident

since they helped .defeat Jindiao

!Yeah, totally !And with good reason

,They're awesome ,I'm awesome !everybody's awesome

I just hope you don't lose sight

of what's truly important .in this world, Po

Your students .still have much to learn

And even greater dangers .lie ahead

,Yeah, totally those dangers are gonna be ?so great! Wait, what

.And he's gone

.Oh, this is not good

[THUNDER RUMBLING] [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

!Really not good

!Nothing could make this worse

!Aw, man! Kids What are you doing ?in my nightmare

:NU HAI !It's okay, Master Po !We've got this

!Kids! Guys ?Where are you

[GROANING]

?Huh

[BOTH GROANING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

[KIDS SCREAMING]

!Kids! No! Please !Oh, no, no, not the kids

!Son! We're here

?Are you okay

[GASPING AND PANTING]

.Hey, Dads. I'm okay

,Just a really .really bad nightmare

.Um, you broke my door

...Um

Son, a door .is replaceable

A mere piece of wood .carved from a tree

.But a child [A child of my blood...[GROANING

...Right. Anyway

,So, the nightmare was that turtle guy ?in there again

.Bingo, and the kids too

I'm feelin' ,a little freaked out

.I'm not ashamed to admit

Here, sniff ,this rosemary it helps on

nights where I feel the regret .begin to build

[SOBBING]

I think there's something coming

that they may not be .ready for

Your students .are going to be fine

.Heck, son .They defeated Jindiao

I mean, what could possibly ?be worse

.That's what I'm afraid of

[CRYING]

.There, there, Xiao

.Ugh. Please, child

!I miss him so much

[CRYING HYSTERICALLY]

,Your father, he, um ,he will be with you forever

.you know, in your dreams

...I just .I can't believe he's gone

...I never

!never saw it coming

[CRYING HYSTERICALLY]

None of us .could have, Xiao

It was an absolute shock .to us all

,I'm so glad I have you .Shi Long. So glad

Is your skin normally this rough ?or is that eczema

,You must know there are a great deal of pressures

that accompany .the throne, Exalted One

.Yes

The fate of China .is literally in my hands

I understand if it's all .just too much for you, child

,The Emperor's crown .Your Majesty

--Not now, she isn't .Thank you

.Oh, Daddy

.Your head was so big

I think you're going to be

,a wonderful ruler .Empress Xiao

May you rule .for decades to come

BAO: This is what .I'm talking about

Sending us off !with a biggity bang

!Hey! Not so much, Li

I'm trying not to make it so obvious !we're low on ingredients

,Nobody will notice I skimp people .all the time

Who wants to see me ?eat some dumplings

[ALL CHEERING]

Now who would enjoy ?watching me eat some

[GIGGLING]

[SIGHS]

,We won't be gone long

but while we're trekking to the old Forbidden City

we're entrusting you guys .to look out for the Wellspring

.You have our word, son

We are trained ,Panda Warriors

,and have grown so .so much as a village

[SCREAMING]

!My babies Has anyone seen ?my fourteen babies

[BANG]

[ALL GASPING]

:PANDA MOTHER .Oh, found 'em

I just hope this town is ready .for whatever's next

Panda Village isn't a secret anymore

and I have a feeling Jindiao isn't the last threat .we're gonna face

.We've got you, Master Po

.You trained us for this

--I .And we are warriors now

.You trained us for this

.And we are warriors now

--You trained us .Not making me feel better

.Enjoy your vacation, Son

.I'll try

:PO Guys, I am so stoked .for you, seriously

We're trekking across China !to meet the Emperor

!This is mega sweet

?I sense a "but" coming

Yep, there's definitely .a big old "but" on its way

Hit us with that .teachable moment, sir

Aw, man, we don't need !more teachable moments

We're Bao, featuring !the New Four Constellations

[GROANS]

Guys, we might all be super chi'ed up ,and awesome sauce

but the second we think we have nothing left to learn

we could find ourselves .in over our heads

I want you always .looking over your shoulders

A storm can approach faster .than you might think

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[MUNCHING]

[BOTH GASPING]

,State your business .giant spider

,It's me, Zhizhu friend to Pandas ?for over a thousand years

Protector of the Ancient ?Chi Wellspring

?All around bon vivant

.Hey, Zhizhu, sorry We just have to ask visitors .that stuff now

Remember, that whole .Jindiao thing

Also, gonna have to ask you

to put your shoes .in the basket

.Mm, I don't wear shoes

.His story checks out

?How can we help

I need to speak to Po .and the Four Constellations .It is critical

No can do. They're all on an important mission .to the Forbidden City

Well, then you'll have .to take me to the Mayor

There's been a disturbance

in the tunnels beneath the village

.and I fear it's growing worse

Are you sure you want to see the catacombs ?beneath the palace

.Of course not

It smells like a demon's .outhouse down there

But I want to see the place where daddy .will be laid to rest

[GASPS]

?What are these things

.Terra Cotta Warriors

It is custom that they are laid to rest .with royalty

But why would my father need

a bunch of clay soldiers ?down there with him

.To protect him .In the afterlife

[GASPS]

They look like those statues

you put chia seeds in .that grow grass hair

[SHI LONG SHOUTING] !Be careful with that

I just don't want ,anything, or anyone

to disrupt the Emperor's .infinite slumber

.Oh, thank you I am so lucky .to have you, Shi Long

You're not just protecting ,my father in the afterlife

you're protecting me .in the before the afterlife

I'll always be here .for you, Empress Xiao

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